我们需要谈谈凯文
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我准备要去派对 Im getting ready for the party La, la, la-la la
最好带我女儿去 Better bring my daughter La, la, la-la, la
你想去参加舞会 If youre gonna go to the ball,
就得要会跳舞 you have to know how to dance like a princess.
一 二 三 一 二 三 One, two, three. One, two, three.
你今天想怎么打扮 What are you gonna wear today?
我想 你想 I'm gonna wear... You're gonna wear...
我想 头上戴个水桶 I'm gonna wear... A bucket on your head?
不要 No!
不要 No?
身上穿个大木桶 不要 And a barrel around your body. No!
脚上穿清洁刷 And scrub brushes for your shoes.
不要 一 二 三 No! One, two, three...
一 二 三 One, two, three...
早安 Good morning. Arf?
你好 老兄 Hey, how are you, buddy?
吃东西了吗 Did you get something to eat?
我不饿 No, I'm not hungry.
早安 工头 Good morning, Captain
早安 工头 Good morning, shine
早安 工头 Good morning, Captain
早安 阳光 Good morning, shine
你新的路线需要新的骡子车夫吗 Do you need another mule skinner working on your new road line?
我想要工作 Cos I like to work
我永不疲倦 I'm rolling all the time
我想要工作 I like to work
我永不疲倦 I'm rolling all the time
我可以把名字缩写刻在骡屁股上 I can carve my initials on a mule's behind
就是这样 Well, it's hey...
嘿 送茶水的小男孩 Hey, hey, hey, little water boy!
把水桶拿过来 Fetch that water bucket round
就是这样 Well, it's hey
嘿 送茶水的小男孩 Well, it's, hey, little water boy
把水桶拿过来 Fetch that water bucket round
大众旅行社
如果你不喜欢你的工作 If you don't like your job
那就把水桶放下来 Set that water bucket down...
好的 Yeah, that's fine.
法兰克林 是我 我想留个言给你 Franklin? Hey, it's me. I just wanted to leave a message.
我们可以谈谈吗 Do you think we could make some time to talk later?
小孩别在场 Just the two of us, without the kids?
我想解决这件事 I really wanna work this thing out.
想念你 OK? I miss you.
伊娃 凯区朵利恩 Eva Khatchadourian?
经验丰富 Done a lot.
伊娃 我不在乎你是谁 做过什么 Look, Eva. I don't really care who you are, or what you done,
你只要会打字 会归档就行 so long as you can type and you can file, you can have this job.
那真是太好了 Oh, that... that's wonderful.
谢谢 Thank you.
我不会让你失望的 谢谢 I won't let you down, I promise. Thank you.
十分感谢 Thank you so much.
不客气 Sure.
星期一见 See you Monday.
太好了 谢谢 Great. Thank you.
看来有人今天很愉快 心情很好哦 Looks like someone's having a nice day. Enjoying yourself?
抱歉 I'm sorry?
我希望你下地狱 贱人 I hope you rot in hell, you fucking bitch!
天啊 怎么回事 没 没什么 Jesus. What the hell was that? No, no. It's nothing.
我报警 不 是我的错 Let me call 911. No, it was my fault.
她打你啊 不 我没事 But she just totally hit you. No, no, I'm fine.
伊娃 你何时回家 Eva, when are you coming home?
我想你 I miss you.
我爱你 I love you.
保证你不会再离开 Promise me you'll never go away again.
我绝不会 I will never... will never...
绝不离开 never go away.
你能保证 我保证 Can you promise me? Yes, I promise.
保证你不会再离开 Promise me you'll never go away again.
安全期 不是 Is it safe? No, it's not safe.
确定 Sure?
你确定 Are you sure about this?
这是真的 Is this really happening?
我摸到了 Ooh, I can feel him. I can feel it.
我们成功了 We did it.
这些今天都要搞完 伊娃 I'm gonna need these all processed today, Eva.
但今天我下午休假 But today is my afternoon off.
记得我告诉过你 妈的 对 You remember, I told you? Oh, shit, that's right.
那就尽快吧 好 Get to them as soon as you can. Sure.
火腿和蛋 Ham and eggs
猪肉和豆子 Pork and beans
我想多吃一点 I woulda had more, boys
但厨子很小气 But the cook was so mean
我要赶快 I'm gonna roll, roll in a hurry...
救命啊 Help me!
我要赶着上路 To make it on the side of the road
要我早知道 If I had known
我的工头是瞎子 My captain was blind
我就不会九点 I wouldn't have come to work, boys
准时来上工 When the clock struck nine
我要赶快 I'm gonna roll, roll in a hurry
赶快 赶快 Hurry, hurry
我要赶着上路 To make it on the side of the road
猪肉和豆子 Pork and beans...
伊娃 艾尔 Hey, Eva. Hey, Al.
不 放开我 让我走 No, officer, get off me! Let go of me, man!
放开我 Get off me!
继续走 女士 Keep walking. Hey, lady! Lady!
女士 救命啊 我什么都没做 Lady, please help me! I didn't do nothing, man!
放开我 Get off of me!
伊娃 伊娃 别反抗 Eva? Eva, stop resisting.
别反抗 伊娃 Stop resisting, Eva.
伊娃 Eva?
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
嘿 Hey!
很晚了 伊娃 It's late, Eva. Hey.
天都快黑了 The day's almost over.
别抱他 Hi. Please don't pick him up.
我才刚哄睡他 法兰克林 I've just put him down, Franklin.
你好啊 Hi. Hi.
你看他 想玩吗 There he is. You wanna play?
你想玩吗 You wanna play?
他很乖啊 He's all right.
你得摇摇他 他很乖 You've got to rock him a little bit. He's all right.
你觉得我夸大其词 You think I'm exaggerating?
你只要摇摇他就好了 You just have to rock him a little bit.
摇摇他就好了 You just have to rock him a little bit.
我的小兄弟 There's my little dude.
12个全破了 Jesus. It's all 12?
我照买 但蛋全破了 I'll take them as they are. But they're totally broken.
我买就是了 I'll take them as they are.
你真是帅 'You're gonna be a good-looking boy.
女生会爱死你的 'Man, the girls are gonna love you.'
不 不 不 'No, no, no.'
别醒来 别醒来 'Don't wake up. Don't wake up.'
你会说妈咪吗 'Can you say Mommy?'
妈 咪 'Mo-mmy. Mommy?'
凯文 Kevin?
你会说球吗 球 Can you say ball? Ball? B-B-B-B.
球 Ball.
好吧 No? OK.
我推给你 你再推给我 好吗 I'm gonna throw it to you. You're gonna roll it back to me, OK?
推给妈咪 Roll it back to Mommy.
推回来 推给妈咪 Roll it back. Roll it back to Mommy.
好 OK. OK.
推回来 Roll it back, OK?
他婴儿时哭个不停 When he was a baby, he never stopped screaming,
也许会伤到他的听觉 and I thought maybe it had damaged his hearing.
他的听力没问题 No, his hearing's fine.
但他现在不是该会讲话了 But shouldn't he be talking by now?
我在书上看到 不讲话是自闭症的早期征兆 I read somewhere that non-verbalising was an early sign of autism.
看不出来有什么征兆 He has none of the tell-tale rocking signs.
应该不用太过担心 I wouldn't worry about it too much.
他是懒散的小朋友 对吧 He's a floppy little boy, isn't he?
他没有什么问题 But there's nothing wrong with him.
谢谢 Thank you.
好 推回来给妈咪 OK. Roll it back to Mommy.
太好了 Yay! Yay!
好 再推回来一次 那样真好 凯文 OK. Gonna roll it back again. That was really good, Kev.
好 来吧 OK, here we go.
好 OK?
E是大象 像房子一样大 'E is for elephant, large as a house'
不是像小老鼠 'As big as can be, not small like a mouse.'
你会说大象吗 凯文 大象 Can you say elephant, Kevin? Elephant?
大象 E-le-phant.
凯文 Kevin. Kevin?
你可以说妈咪吗 Kevin, could you say Mommy for me?
不要 No.
妈咪 不要 Mommy? No.
说妈咪 不要 Just say Mommy. No.
每天 越来越靠近 Every day, it's a-getting closer
比云霄飞车还快 Going faster than a rollercoaster
你的爱一定会朝我这方向过来 Love like yours will surely come my way
每天 越来越靠近 Every day, it's a-getting faster
每个人都说去问她 Everyone said, "Go ahead and ask her"
你的爱一定会朝我这方向过来 Love like yours will surely come my way
每天 越来越长 Every day seems a little longer
爱情越来越强 Every way love's a little stronger
你可曾想过 Come what may
把爱情转向我 Do you ever long for true love from me?
每天越来越靠近 Every day, it's a-getting closer
比云霄飞车还快 Going faster than a rollercoaster
你的爱一定会朝我这方向过来 Love like yours will surely come my way
每天 越来越长 Every day seems a little longer
爱情越来越强 Every way love's a little stronger
你可曾想过 Come what may
把爱情转向我 Do you ever long for true love from me?
每天 越来越靠近 Every day, it's a-getting closer
比云霄飞车还快 Going faster than a rollercoaster
你的爱一定会朝我这方向过来 Love like yours will surely come my way...
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat!
女士 我们知道你在家 Hey, lady, we know you're in there!
我们要糖 妈的 We want candy! Shit.
女士 我们要糖 我们要糖 Hey, lady, we want candy!
我不喜欢 我不喜欢 我不喜欢 I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that!
小凯文来以前妈咪是快乐的 Mommy was happy before widdle Kevin came along.
你知道吗 You know that?
现在妈咪每天早上起床 都希望她是在法国 Now Mommy wakes up every morning and wishes she was in France!
不给糖就捣蛋 'Trick or treat!'
糖果 Candy! Candy!
电梯不安全 That elevator's a death trap.
他需要院子 他才能玩球 充个水池 He needs a yard, somewhere he can toss a ball, fill a pool.
但我喜欢纽约 But I love New York.
你很像在讲广告词 Come on. You sound like a bumper sticker.
事情有轻重缓急 伊娃 他只有一个童年 It's a matter of priorities, Eva. He's only gonna be a kid once.
随便你 我就是不要搬离城市 You can house-hunt all you want. I'm not leaving the city.
凯文 够了 妈咪和爹地在讲话 Kevin, stop that. That's enough. Let Mom and Daddy talk.
凯文 闭嘴 Neh, neh-neh, ner. Kevin, quit that!
这里是家庭娱乐室 'You got a family room here.'
主卧房在后面 有大衣柜 'Master bedroom's back there with two huge walk-in closets.'
浴室很漂亮 'The bathroom is amazing.'
到了 我们的自家城堡 Here we are, guys. Our very own castle.
我去吃午餐 有人需要什么吗 I'm gonna go and grab some lunch. Does anybody want anything?
嘿 Hey?
等等 凯太太 Hey, wait up. Mrs K!
嘿 Hey.
是我 史瓦托 It's me. Soweto.
你好 Hi there.
我只是想看看你好不好 I just wanted to see how you were.
我很好 谢谢 I'm fine. Thanks.
你气色不错 是啊 You look well. Yeah.
医生说我有机会可以再行走 The doctors are saying there's a chance I might walk again.
太好了 That's great.
你保重 凯太太 Well, you take care, Mrs K.
你也是 You too.
来啊 来啊 Come on, come on!
死吧 死吧 Die, die, die!
不 不 Ah! No, no, no!
不 不 No, no, no, no. Got him!
你怎么跳 死吧 How do you jump? Die!
加油 Go, go, go, go!
死吧 Die!
你 这里 Kev, you up there?
凯文 Kevin?
再点这链接就能打开 See, you wanna kind of... go right there.
懂了 Oh! See?
如果没有 再来一次 And if it doesn't... Well, try it again.
按左键 你试试 好 So left click. Wanna give it a try? Sure.
不 No, no. Sorry.
要按右键 有了 好 You wanna right click, right there. Yeah. OK.
打开了 太好了 See, it opens up. Right there. Great.
谢谢 我会了 Yeah, thanks. I think I got it.
谢谢帮忙 Thanks for your help.
我便便了 I pooped. Oh!
老兄 什么 Hey, buddy. What?
你便便 You pooped?
好 我来帮你 等等 Oh, OK. Well, let me help you. Here... Wait a minute, OK.
你回房间 我马上来 Here, erm... go to your room. I'll be right there.
别吵醒妈咪了 Let's not wake up Mommy.
去吧 老兄 Go on. Go on, buddy.
这些方形的纸丑死了 These squiggly squares of paper... they're dumb.
大家都需要有自己的房间 Everybody needs a room of their own.
你有你的房间 这是妈的房间 You have your room. This is Mommer's room.
我能帮你的房间弄得很特别 I can help you make your room special if you like.
特别是什么意思 What do you mean, "special"?
看起来有个人风格 Well, so it looks like your personality.
什么个人风格 What personality?
我想你懂我的意思 I think you know what I mean.
真丑 They're dumb.
不 那很好 No, no, no. I mean, it's good.
不需要我那样做 You don't need me to do that?
那导游 And... And the guide...?
好的 OK.
如果你还没拿到手的话 Well, I mean, if you have it in hand...
我可以 I could?
真的 Really?
那太好了 Well, that all sounds great.
好的 约翰 OK, John. OK?
好 我们再聊 再见 I'll talk to you later. OK, bye.
凯文 Kevin?
你还有什么要说的 What else do you have to say?
去洗洗脸洗洗手 Go wash your face and hands.
他说他真的很对不起 He says he's really sorry...
他只是想布置特别一点 ...and that he was only trying to help make it special.
你记得疤怎么来的 Do you remember how you got that?
那是你做过最诚实的事 The most honest thing you ever did.
你知道怎么训练猫上厕所吗 You know how they potty train cats?
他们将猫粪涂在猫鼻子上 They stick their noses in their own shit.
牠们不喜欢 所以就会去用猫砂盆 They don't like it, so they use the box.
我们来练习数数 3之后是什么 OK. Let's work on our counting. What comes after three?
9 Nine.
7之后是什么 71 What comes after seven? 71.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50
可以结束了吗 Now can we quit?
你那么聪明的话一定会加法 There, you can add that together, since you think you're so smart.
你不会吧 You did not?
你不会吧 You did not.
你高兴了吗 Are you enjoying yourself?
我可以自己去看医生 'I can see the doctor by myself.'
我跟你说 伊娃 I have to tell you something, Eva.
你儿子很勇敢 That's a brave boy you've got there.
谢谢 不客气 Thank you. Anytime.
妈妈做的事情很不对 What Mommer did was very, very wrong...
她非常对不起 ...and she's so, so sorry.
凯文 等等 Hey, Kev? Kev, hold on a sec!
凯文 Kev!
凯文 Kevin.
凯文 怎么了 Hey, Kev. What happened?
我手骨折了 你手怎么骨折的 I broke my arm. How did you break your arm?
我便在裤子里 I had poopy pants.
妈去拿纸巾 Mommer went to get wipes.
我从尿布台上掉下来 I fell off the changing table onto my dump truck.
妈带我去看葛巴医生 Mom took me to Doctor Goldblatt.
都是我的错 It was all my fault.
不 不是 No, no, don't be silly.
你总不能每秒都看着他 You can't watch him every second of the day.
法兰克林 Franklin...
真不可思议 Unbelievable.
你怎么让他办到的 How did you get him to do that?
真是神奇 Well, whatever it was, it worked.
等等 Not yet.
好了 OK.
我爱你 小朋友 I love you, kiddo. Nya-na-na-naah!
我不喜欢听 关掉 I don't like that. Turn it off.
我们可以去一下商店吗 Honey, do you mind if I stop off at the store?
我想回家 I wanna go home.
我要买点 It's just that I need to pick up...
那就回家 Home it is.
我回来了 Hey, guys!
爸 上班如何 拍了好照片吗 Hey, Dad, how was work? Take any cool pictures?
伊娃 他只是个小男孩 Eva, he's just a boy.
他是窝心的小男孩 He's a sweet little boy.
男孩都那样的 That's what boys do.
妈咪胖了 Mommer's fat!
你打算何时才告诉我 When did you...? When were you gonna tell me?
很快 现在 Soon. Now.
我现在能做什么决定 How am I a part of the decision now?
我现在能说什么 What am I supposed to say now?
爹地熊将种子种在妈咪熊身上 So the daddy bear plants his seed
然后就会长出蛋 in the mommy bear and it grows into an egg.
你是在说打炮吗 Is this about fucking?
你知道那什么意思 Do you know what that means?
男生将弟弟放进女生的妹妹里 The boy puts his pee-pee in the girl's doo-doo.
你不希望有个人能陪你玩吗 Well, haven't you ever wished you had somebody else around to play with?
不希望 No.
你可能会喜欢 要是不喜欢呢 You might like it. What if I don't like it?
你会习惯的 Then you get used to it.
习惯不代表喜欢 Just because you're used to something doesn't mean you like it.
你就习惯我了 You're used to me.
是啊 几个月后 Yes, well, in a few months,
我们都会习惯有新成员 we're all gonna get used to somebody new.
真漂亮 Beautiful.
凯文 来看看你妹妹 Hey, Kev, come on over here and meet your little sister.
他是你哥哥 Here's your big brother.
那是凯文 他是你哥哥 That's Kevin. Oh, that's your big brother.
是的 Yes.
那是凯文 It's Kevin. It is. It is...
凯文 别那样 Kevin, don't. Don't do that.
那样不好 No. That's not nice.
来 我们去吃点心 We'd better go downstairs and see if they have any snacks, OK?
天啊 厄瓜多尔 两个月 'Christ! Ecuador? For two months?'
你怎么不派别人去 'Why can't you send someone else?'
我想把这件事处理一下 'I really wanna work this thing out.'
一开始是他太爱哭 然后又太安静 'First he cries too much. Then he's too quiet.'
然后他讲自己的话又很烦人 'Then he makes up his own little language and it's annoying.'
然后他又学不会上厕所 'Then he has trouble toilet training, a lot of kids do.'
你把这看成个人恩怨 那对他不好 'And you see it as a personal vendetta. This is not good for him.'
法兰克林 你接电话好吗 'Franklin, pick up the goddamned phone!'
接电话好吗 'Pick up the goddamned phone!'
我们准备要去派对 啦啦啦 La, la, la We're getting ready for the party
拜托 让我喝水 Please, please. Oh, please, let me have a drink.
我求你 拜托 I'm begging you. Please!
凯文 Kevin?
凯文 Kevin!
宝贝 Honey?
你还好吗 Are you OK?
对不起 妈 I'm sorry, Mom.
没关系 Not to worry, sweetheart.
你不是故意的 You couldn't help it.
再见 我的灵魂 吉尔伯特说 "By my soul," cried Gilbert,
你就是对他射箭的蓝色恶魔 "art thou the Devil in blue to shoot him that wise?"
不是 罗宾笑着说 我相信没有那么变态 "Nay, ' quoth Robin, laughing. 'Not quite so ill as that I trust."
他拿出另一支箭 你还好吗 宝贝 "And he took up another shaft..." Are you OK, hon?
他拿出另一支箭上弦 "And he took up another shaft and fitted it to the string."
他再次射出箭 再次重重地命中红心 "Again he shot and again he smote the arrow close beside the centre."
第三次他放开弓弦 "A third time he loosed his bowstring and dropped his arrow"
将箭送向红心内的前两箭之间 "just betwixt the other two and into the very centre,"
于是三支箭并立 "so that the feathers of all three were ruffled together,"
远远看就像一支巨大的箭 "seeming from a distance to be one thick shaft."
现在人群都在轻声议论纷纷 "And now a low murmur ran all among that great crowd."
老兄 你好吗 好多了吗 Hey, champ, how you doing? Feeling better?
你走开 我累了 Go away, I'm tired.
哦 好 Oh? OK.
当然好 你好好休息 Sure thing, buddy. You just get some rest, OK?
妈 继续念 Don't stop reading, Mom.
总共射了280支箭 "280 score shafts were shot in all,"
每支箭都公整分布 "and so deftly were they sped that when the shooting was done,"
射完后箭靶 "each target looked like the back of a hedgehog"
就像只大刺猬 "when the farm dog snuffs at it."
我永远忘不了那天 I never can forget the day
我亲爱的母亲说 When my dear mother did sweetly say
你要离开了 我的儿子 "You are leaving, my darling boy"
你永远是你母亲的喜悦 "You always have been your mother's joy"
午安 女士 希望没有打扰你 Good afternoon, ma'am. I hope this isn't an inconvenient time?
的确有打扰我 Well, it is, actually.
我们只要问几个问题就走 Well, we just had a couple of quick questions for you.
什么事 What's this about?
你知道你死后会去哪吗 Do you know where you're spending the afterlife?
哦 是啊 那件事我知道 Oh, yes, I do, as a matter of fact.
我会直接下地狱 永远不得超生 I'm going straight to hell. Eternal damnation. The whole bit.
谢谢你们的提问 Thank you for asking. OK?
宝贝 让我帮你 Honey, let me help you with that.
我会自己穿 你出去好吗 I can dress myself. Can you leave?
好 Sure.
很高兴你好多了 你中午想吃海鲜汤吗 Glad you're feeling better. You want some more of that chowder for lunch?
随便 Whatever.
还是烤奶酪三明治 我才不鸟 Or a grilled cheese sandwich? I don't give a rat's ass.
谢了 爸 这太酷了 不客气 Thanks, Dad. This is so cool. You're welcome, buddy.
差一点 来 再来一支 Oh, almost! Here, use that one.
再来一次 Let's try again.
瞄准中心 Gotta use your fingers and just keep your eye on the middle.
我永远忘不了那天 I never can forget the day
我亲爱的母亲说 When my dear mother did sweetly say
你要离开了 我的儿子 "You are leaving, my darling boy"
你永远是你母亲的喜悦 "You always have been your mother's joy"
你离开这个世界去流浪 Now as you leave this world to roam
你也许不能回家 You may not be able to get back home
但记得天上的耶稣 But remember Jesus who lives on high
祂将看顾着你 Is watching over you with a mighty eye
这世界充满罪恶和不幸 The world is so full of old sin and woe
到处都是悲伤 And many sorrows everywhere you go
但记得耶稣 But remember Jesus...
漂亮 凯文 Good shot, Kev.
你是天生好手 You're a natural.
厉害 Perfect.
谢了 爸 Thanks, Dad.
祂会解除你的重担 Saving grace now and you have a burden
祂会引导你 He'll make them light and He sure will guide you
走向光明 All in the right
好 就像这样 'All right. It's like this.'
你起床就看电视 'You wake up and you watch TV.'
上车就听收音机 'Get in your car, and you listen to the radio.'
你去上班或上学 'And you go to your little job or your little school, '
但那不会上六点的新闻 'but you're not going to hear about that on the six o'clock news.'
为什么 'Why?'
因为没发生什么事 'Because nothing is really happening.'
你回家又继续看电视 'Then you go home and you watch some more TV.'
也许你晚上出门去看电影 'Or maybe, if it's a fun night, you go out and you watch a movie.'
一半的时间人们都在电视机前 I mean, it's got so bad that half the time the people on TV,
他们在看电视 inside the TV, they're watching TV.
那些人都在看什么 And what are all these people watching? Huh?
像我这样的人 People like me.
你们现在在做什么 不就是在看我 I mean, what are all you doing right now but watching me?
要是数学考满分 You don't think they'd have changed the channel by now
他们早转台了 if all I did was get an A in geometry?
我和凯文在玩圣诞绑架 Me and Kevin were playing Christmas kidnapping.
凯文 Kevin!
凯文 你是我的朋友 Kevin, you're my friend! You're my friend.
好了 西琳 拿罐汽水给我 Beat it, Celie. Go get me a soda.
不是那罐 你这白痴 我要麦根汽水 No, not that one, you retard. Get me a root beer.
嘿 干嘛 Hey! What?
谢谢 西琳 我好渴 Thanks, Celie. I was thirsty.
你想听秘密吗 靠过来 Hey, you wanna know a secret? Come really close.
你知道还有谁也渴了吗 你不知道 You know who else is thirsty? You don't?
妈咪 Ah! Ow, Mommy!
吸尘器怪兽 It's the vacuum monster!
够了 Cut it out!
各位 爹地 Hey, troops! Daddy!
呵呵呵 看我买了什么 Ho, ho, ho! Look what I got!
凯文 来帮忙 好 爸 Hey, Kev, give me a hand. Yeah, sure, Dad.
想跳舞吗 Wanna dance?
不了 科林 No, thanks, Colin.
来嘛 跳一首就好 Come on. Just one.
我不跳舞 真的 I don't dance. Really.
你在跩什么 贱人 Where do you get off, you stuck-up bitch?
你想现在有谁会要你 You think anyone else is gonna want you now?
伊娃 再喝一杯嘛 Come on, Eva, stay for another drink.
伊娃 好啦 Eva, come on. Oh, come on.
和我跳舞 Come on, dance with me!
你高兴吗 嗯 Are you excited? Yeah.
可以留个红萝卜给驯鹿吗 Can we leave a carrot for the reindeer?
可以 Yes. We'll see. Yeah.
好 Ah, do Ah, do
凯文 Kevin!
伊娃 凯区朵利恩 传奇冒险签书会
我今天有在书店看到你吗 Didn't I see you at the book store today?
没有 Nope.
怪了 我明明 Funny, I could've sworn...
对了 你星期五有空吗 By the way, are you doing anything Friday?
干嘛 Why?
想说也许我们可以一起做些事 Just thought we might do something together, for fun.
像什么事 Like do what?
也许出去吃晚餐 Maybe take you for dinner?
打个小高尔夫球 Play a round of miniature golf.
好 OK.
你怎么不穿外套 Why didn't you bring a coat?
你就喜欢不自在 对吧 You just can't get uncomfortable enough, can you?
和我母亲一起 Uncomfortable?
怎么会不自在 With my own mother?
每次看到胖的人都在吃东西 Whenever I see fat people, they're always eating.
我才不信胖是体质的关系 Don't give me any of this "slow metabolism", "it's my glands" crap.
他们会胖是因为吃错了食物 It's food. They're fat because they eat the wrong food.
而且吃太多了 Too much of it and all the time.
你有时候真是很难相处 You know, you can be kind of harsh sometimes.
你也能说别人啊 You're one to talk.
是啊 Yeah, I am.
不然我是遗传谁的 Wonder where I got it?
好 你赢了 Well, you won.
下一站要做什么 妈咪 So, what next, Mumsy?
我们回家 你换正式点的衣服 We're gonna go home, you're gonna get changed into something reasonable
然后我们去吃晚餐 and I'm taking you to dinner.
很好 Great.
我们要去吃晚餐 We're going to dinner.
我饿了 I was hungry.
我在发育 I'm a growing boy, you know.
我要 I'll have er...
小卷色拉 牛排 五分熟 ...calamari salad, er... steak, medium rare,
一瓶梅洛 and a bottle of Merlot.
好的 马上来 All right. Be right back with that.
学校情形如何 So, how's school going?
就那样 It's going.
你要课程表吗 Do you want my course schedule?
教师如何 有没有特别的 How about your teachers? Are there any who are...?
接下来要问我听什么乐团 What bands am I listening to these days, right?
然后再问问我 Next, you can wheedle about whether there isn't some cute little cunt
有没有喜欢的妞 in the front row who's got me itchy.
之后你就会说什么 That way, you can segue into how it's all up to me, of course,
性安全的老套 but before balling the chick in the hallway,
我现在还不适合 I might decide to wait until I'm ready.
在吃甜点时 你会问迷幻药的事 Right around dessert, you can ask about drugs.
你想吓吓我 那有多可怕 Real careful, cos you don't want to scare me into lying my head off.
所以你就会说看过什么事 So you have to say how you've experimented.
最后等你喝完那一瓶红酒 Then once you've sucked up that entire bottle of wine,
你会眼带泪水 说这样亲子相聚有多美好 you can go all gooey-eyed and say how nice it is to spend quality time together.
你会坐过来用手搭在我肩上 You can scooch over and put your arm around my shoulder,
然后捏一捏 give it a little squeeze.
有个世界我能倾诉 There's a world where I can go
我的秘密 And tell my secrets to
我的房间 In my room...
在这世界我锁上所有担忧和恐惧 In this world I lock out all my worries and my fears
在我房间 In my room...
（我爱你）
作我的梦 Do my dreaming and my scheming
躺着祷告 Lie awake and pray
哭泣叹息 Do my crying and my sighing
嘲笑昨天 Laugh at yesterday...
（你输了）
干 Fuck.
你的计算机挂掉了 是吗 Your computer's fucked, isn't it?
是的 所有工作也挂掉了 Yeah, it's fucked, and so are all the ones at work.
算我活该 I guess I deserved it.
你怎么会有这样的东西 Why would you have something like that?
我收集的 I collect them.
收集那东西不是很怪吗 Isn't that a weird thing to collect?
我不爱邮票 I don't like stamps.
有什么意义 But what's the point?
没有意义 There is no point.
那就是意义 That's the point.
不 一点都不麻烦 No, it really hasn't been any trouble at all.
大家都带一道菜 Everybody's bringing a dish.
哦 他们来了 我要挂了 Oh, that's them now. I gotta go.
祝你顺心 OK, you have a great day.
再见 妈 Bye, Mom.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
凯文 下一个换你 All right, Kev, you're next.
你猜得出来是什么吗 Can you guess what it is?
这是七系列的 店员说这是最好的 It's a Series-7. The guy in the store said it was the best one.
天啊 爸 太感谢了 Gee, Dad. Thank you so much.
圣诞快乐 太好了 Merry Christmas. It's perfect.
对不起 Sorry.
你早餐吃什么 What did you eat for breakfast?
你好吗 小毛 How was your day, Snuffles?
好 Oh, yeah!
你听见那声音吗 Did you hear that "thunk"?
那好强 That's a powerful thing, man.
西琳 Celie?
宝贝 该上床了 来 Come on, honey. Time for bed. There we go.
我以为我关上门了 I thought I closed the door.
凯文说我笨 一点都没错 Kevin says I'm stupid, and he's right.
你不笨 宝贝 You're not stupid, honey.
别担心 我们会找到牠的 Don't you worry, we'll find him.
你先躺好 Now you scoot down. Come on.
先躺好 Scoot down.
好 OK.
舒服吗 You cosy?
小毛 Snuffles? Snuffles?
伊娃 算了啦 Eva... face it.
小毛上天堂去了 Mr Snuffles has gone to the big pet store in the sky.
别那样说 是真的 Don't say that. Don't say that! Yes, but it's true.
亲爱的 我们在此哀悼小毛先生 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to mourn Mr Snuffles.
够了 Stop it, stop it!
牠遇害了 Who was snuffed out... tragically early!
爹地和妈咪找了一整晚 So Daddy and Mommy were looking for him the whole night.
你知道为什么找不到牠吗 And you know why we couldn't find him?
因为小毛搬去花园里住了 Because Snuffles has gone to live in the garden.
牠现在和许多朋友住在花园里 He's living in the garden now, with a whole bunch of new animal friends.
西琳 Celie?
好 汤匙给我 OK, give me the spoon.
牠们今晚有个大派对 So they're having a big party tonight
有花栗鼠 松鼠 浣熊 with the chipmunks and the squirrels, and the raccoons.
牠们吃坚果和草莓 And they're eating nuts and berries,
牠们有一整串的 and they're gonna have a whole bunch...
你怎么把水管清洁剂放外面 Wh... Why did you leave the drain stuff out?
我没有 我收起来了 I didn't. I put it away.
那为什么会在外面 Then how did it get out?
是凯文拿出来的 It was Kevin. Kevin did it.
你得去看心理医生 You need to go talk to someone.
凯文 妈有事要跟你讲 So, Kev, erm... Mom had something that she wanted to tell you.
我想 I wanted to...
谢谢你打电话叫救护车 thank you for calling the ambulance.
还有 And?
还有 And...
我担心你可能会觉得内疚 ...I was concerned that you might be feeling responsible.
为什么 Why's that?
因为你应该要照顾她 Because you were supposed to be looking after her.
我们不想要你自责 We just don't want you to blame yourself.
不 不会 No, I don't.
我没说我自责 I mean, I never said I did.
她需要戴玻璃假眼 凯文 She's gonna need a glass eye, Kevin.
我们希望你能照顾她 So we would appreciate you looking out for her.
别骂她 Any name calling...
你忘了小朋友的世界了 爸 You don't really remember being a kid much, do you, Dad?
西琳会习惯的 Celia's just gonna have to suck it up.
我以为你不喜欢 I thought you didn't like those.
这是 那什么鬼 Yeah, well, they're... What do you call it?
习惯了才会喜欢 An acquired taste.
对不起 宝贝 很对不起 Sorry, honey. I'm so sorry.
很好 There you go.
好 OK.
谢谢妈咪 Thank you, Mommy.
小朋友 要去练习 Hey, kiddo. More practice?
是啊 西琳 你要来捡箭吗 Yeah, you know it. Hey, Celie, you want to come collect arrows?
不行 No!
谢谢 乖乖 Thanks, sweetie.
你打算怎么做 So... what do you want to do?
我们维持到学年结束 We'll last out the school year if we can, and...
夏天时做个安排 ...make arrangements over the summer.
监护权归谁很明显了 At least custody is a no-brainer.
是吗 Is it?
你决定了 You've decided.
伊娃 没什么需要决定的 Eva, there's nothing left to decide.
事情已经是这样 It already happened.
我起来喝水 I needed a drink of water.
凯文 Hey, Kev.
老兄 你没听到内容 Listen, buddy, it's easy to misunderstand something
可能会有误会 when you hear it out of context.
我怎么会不知道内容 Why would I not know the context?
我就是内容 I am the context.
我们上诉 争取免罚款 You have to appeal. Paying costs is punitive.
我一直都讨厌那房子 I hate the house. I always have.
下地狱吧 Run, bitch! You rot in hell!
凯文 凯区朵利恩的包裹 Hey. Parcel for Kevin Khatcha... dourian?
朵利恩 对 Dourian, right.
小心 很重 Careful, it's heavy.
是吗 It is? Yeah.
祝你顺心 你也是 You have a nice day. You too.
那要干嘛 你从来不骑脚踏车 What are they for? You never ride your bike.
这网络上买很便宜 I got these for a song off the web.
我拿去学校卖可以赚一票 I'm gonna make a bundle selling them at school.
很有生意头脑 Next Donald Trump, huh?
跟我走 Come with me. Come with me.
我带你回我船上 I'll take you back to my ship.
一 二 三 一 二 三 One, two, three. One, two, three.
一 二 三 一 二 三 One, two, three. One, two, three...
一 二 三 一 二 三 One, two, three! One, two, three...
准备下腰了 Ready for the big dip? Ah!
一 二 三 一 二 三 One, two, three. One, two, three...
你没什么精神 还好吗 You're a little clammy. You feeling OK?
好得很 Never better.
你再三天就16岁了 Hey, only three days to go till you're 16, huh?
应庆祝一下 星期天吧 We should do something. How about Sunday?
不知道 也许没空 Dunno. Might be tied up.
清一清 穿好衣服出门了 Clean up some of this mess, and then get dressed and go.
我不想上学 我知道 I don't wanna go to school. I know.
爸去冲个澡就走了 说再见 But Daddy has to take a shower, and we have to go. Say goodbye.
法兰克林 我们可以谈谈吗 Franklin? Do you think we could make some time to talk later.
小孩别在场 我想解决这件事 Just the two of us without the kids? I really wanna work this thing out.
凯文念金石高中吗 Doesn't Kevin go to Gladstone High?
法兰克林 快接电话 Franklin. Pick up the goddamned phone!
法兰克林 Franklin!
我是母亲 我儿子在这里 I'm a mother. I have my son here.
凯文 Kevin?
你有看到凯文吗 Have you seen Kevin?
凯文 Kevin?
法兰克林 Franklin?
西琳 Celie?
法兰克林 Franklin!
西琳 Celie?
有天我缓缓 As I was slowly passing
经过一家孤儿院 An orphan's home one day
我停了一会儿 I stopped for just a little while
看小朋友玩 To watch the children play
有个男生孤自站着 Alone a boy was standing
我问他为什么 And when I asked him why
他双眼失明地转向我 He turned with eyes that could not see
他开始哭泣 And he began to cry
我是没人要的孩子 I'm nobody's child
就像长在 Just like a flower
野外的花朵 I'm growing wild
我没有妈咪的亲吻 I got no mommy's kisses
我没有爹地的微笑 I got no daddy's smile
没人要我 Oh, nobody wants me...
我是没人要的 No one wants me....
你看起来不快乐 You don't look happy.
我快乐过吗 Have I ever?
我快18岁了 是吧 I'm almost 18, aren't I?
怎么了 What is it?
要进入成人的世界让你紧张 Going to big school making you nervous?
紧张 Nervous?
你对那地方了解吗 Do you know anything about those places?
你能过得很好的 Well... you managed it all so well.
把自己当成未成年 Tried as a minor,
吃百忧解过日子 out of your head on Prozac.
你几年后就能出去了 You'll be out of there in a couple of years.
你知道今天是什么日子 Know what day it is today?
为什么他们星期一让我来看你 Why they let me come and see you on a Monday?
当然 Sure.
这是我的周年日 It's my anniversary.
两年了 Two years.
有足够的时间想这件事 Plenty of time to think about it.
我要你告诉我为什么 I want you to tell me... why.
我以前以为我知道 I used to think I knew.
现在我不确定了 Now I'm not so sure.
时间到了 Your time's up.
现在我想起我亲爱的母亲 Now when I think of my mother dear
她如何经常鼓励我 How often she did, and felt her cheer
我的心迷路了 My wondering mind was going astray
她说 儿子 接受它吧 Was saying, "Son, accept the way..."