电波字幕组 诚心诚译
翻译: 扭头 Yulisa 超级虫
校对: 少女Amber 协和真爱粉 Nikki
后期: Nico 英俊君
压制: 英俊君 凯撒
她
"致我的Chris "To my Chris.
我一直在想 I've been thinking how I
怎样才能表示出对你的爱 could possibly tell you how much you mean to me.
我还记得当我刚刚 I remember when I first started
爱上你的时候 一切宛如昨夜 to fall in love with you like it was last night.
在狭小的公寓中 我赤身裸体地躺在你身旁 Lying naked beside you in that tiny apartment...
突然意识到自己已经置身于这件人生大事之中了 it suddenly hit me that I was part of this whole larger thing.
就像我们的父母 Just like our parents...
还有父母的父母一样 or our parents' parents.
在那之前我总是自认为无所不知 Before that, I was just living my life like I knew everything...
然而突然间一道亮光击中我 使我幡然醒悟 and suddenly this bright light hit me and woke me up.
那道亮光就是你 That light was you.
真不敢相信 我们已经在一起五十年了 I can't believe it's already been 50 years since you married me.
然而直到如今 过去的每一天 And still to this day, every day...
你都让我觉得自己还是 you make me feel like the girl I was...
那个被你的亮光骤然唤醒的小姑娘 when you first turned on the lights
我们携手开启了这段旅程 and we started this adventure together.
纪念日快乐 Happy anniversary...
我的挚爱 my love.
我永远的朋友 My friend till the end.
Loretta留" Loretta."
打印 Print.
"Chris 我最好的朋友 "Chris, my best friend...
我如此幸运得以在五十年前遇见你" how lucky am I that I met you 50 years ago."
"亲爱的奶奶 谢谢你送我的小卡车 "Dear Nana, thank you so much for my truck.
我很喜欢它的颜色 每天都会玩" I love the color, and I play with it every day."
"多么美丽的婚礼和动人的新娘 "What a truly beautiful wedding, and what a gorgeous bride.
所有人都热泪盈眶 尤其是我 There wasn't a dry eye in the house, especially mine.
你的阿姨和我都为你骄傲" Your aunt and I are so proud of you."
"他为祖国带来了荣誉与尊严 "He served our country with honor and dignity.
我很荣幸曾与他并肩战斗 I'm grateful I was able to fight alongside him.
他会永远活在我心中" He will live always in my heart."
这里是"美丽手写信件网" 请稍等 BeautifulHandwrittenLetters.Com, please hold.
"爱你的Doug叔叔" "Love, Uncle Doug."
- Theodore 612号写手 - 嗨 Paul - Theodore! Letter Writer Number 612. - Hey, Paul.
现在文笔渐好啊 Even more mesmerizing stuff today.
你怎么想得出那么多 Who knew you could rhyme so many
和Penelope这名字押韵的词 太厉害了 words with the name Penelope? It's badass.
过奖了 Paul 文字游戏罢了 Thanks, Paul, but they're just letters.
这件衬衫不错啊 Hey, that's a nice shirt.
噢 谢谢 Oh, thank you.
我新买的 I just got it.
让我看起来像个温文尔雅的人 It reminded me of someone suave.
确实如此 Now it reminds me of someone suave.
- 晚安 Paul - 再见 - Have a good night, Paul. - Bye-bye.
放首忧郁的歌 Play a melancholy song.
*当你知晓死期将近* *When you know you're gonna die*
换一首忧郁的歌 Play a different melancholy song.
查收邮件 Check e-mails.
来自百思买的邮件 E-mail from Best Buy.
- 您可能喜欢的新产品 - 删除 - Check out all your favorite new products. - Delete.
来自Amy的邮件 E-mail from Amy.
嗨 Theodore Hey, Theodore,
Lewman家周末有个聚会 Lewman's having a bunch of people over this weekend.
我们一起去吧 Let's all go together.
我想你了 不是现在这个悲伤没精打采的你 I miss you. I mean, not the sad, mopey you.
是以前那个有趣的家伙 把他放出来吧 The old, fun you. Let's get him out.
收到回我噢 爱你的Amy Give me a shout back. Love, Amy.
稍后回复 Respond later.
来自洛杉矶天气时报的邮件 E-mail from Los Angeles Times Weather.
- 接下来七天的天气预报是 - 删除 - Your seven-day forecast is partly... - Delete.
- 没有新的邮件 - 下一条 - No new e-mails. - Next.
- 中印合并项目向监管部门请求批准 - 下一条 - China-India merger headed for regulatory... - Next.
- 世界贸易交易停止 - 下一条 - World trade deal stalled as talks break down... - Next.
性感电视节目明星Kimberly Ashford Sexy daytime star Kimberly
孕期艳照流出 Ashford reveals provocative pregnancy photos.
- 你确定吗 - 我不知道 很危险呢 - Are you sure? - I don't know, it's very dangerous.
拖着滑过去 Put your footski. Slide.
不要 哈哈 不要这样 Don't, ha, ha. Don't.
兔子君 Rabbit.
过来抱抱 Come and spoon me.
我他妈杀了你 I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- 我他妈杀了你 - 哈哈哈 - I'm gonna fucking kill you. - Ha-ha-ha.
有什么好笑的 不许笑 It's not funny, don't laugh.
我真的会杀了你的 我杀了你 I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna kill you.
我好爱你 爱得想杀死你了 I love you so much, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
进入聊天室 条件搜索 Go to chat rooms. Standard search.
以下是无法入睡 The following are adult female, can't sleep...
并想找些乐子的成年女性 and want to have some fun.
我真的过了很糟的一天 完全睡不着 Ugh, I had a really bad day at work and I can't sleep.
- 有人能陪我聊聊天吗 - 下一个 - Is there anybody out there that can talk? - Next.
嗨 我只是想让你把我撕裂 真的 Hi. I just want you to tear me apart. I really do.
- 下一个 - 嗨 我一个人躺着 - Next. - Hi, I'm here alone...
睡不着 and I can't sleep.
有人想和我分享这张床吗 Who's out there to share this bed with me?
发送消息 Send message.
"我就在你枕边 很高兴你睡不着 "I'm in bed next to you. I'm glad you can't sleep.
就算你睡着了 我也会把你弄醒 Even if you were, I have to wake you up...
从身体里面叫醒你" ...from the inside."
发送 Send message.
"性感小野猫"接受了"大块头四乘四"的邀请 SexyKitten has accepted invitation from BigGuy4by4.
聊天开始 Chat begins now.
- 嘿 大块头吗 - 嗨 - Mm, Big Guy? - Hi.
真叫这名字啊 Really?
是啊 "性感男人"已经被别人注册了 Well, Stud Muffin was already taken.
那你是性感小野猫喽 哈 So you're a sexy kitten, huh?
哈 是的 Heh. Yeah.
我有点困了 I am, um, half asleep.
你想把我叫醒吗 Do you wanna wake me up?
当然了 Yes, definitely.
嗯 Um...
你穿了内衣吗 Are you wearing any underwear?
没有 从来不穿 No. Never.
我喜欢用屁股顶着你睡觉 I like to sleep with my ass pushed up against you...
所以我可以把自己揉进你的胯下 so I can rub myself into your crotch...
让你升着旗醒来 and wake you up with a hard-on.
有效果了 It worked.
我的手指 正抚遍 And now my fingers are touching you...
- 你的全身 - 嗯 - ...all over your body. - Mm.
上我 现在 Yeah. Fuck me now.
求你了 Please.
我从后面占有你 I'm taking you from behind.
噢 就是这样 Oh, yeah.
我感觉到你了 I can feel you.
用那只死猫勒我 Choke me with that dead cat!
什么 What?
床边那只死猫 用它勒我 The dead cat next to the bed. Choke me.
用它勒我 Choke me with it.
呃 Um...
- 好吧 - 你说一遍 - Okay. - Yeah, tell me.
我用死猫勒住你 I'm choking you with the cat.
继续说 不要停 Tell me. Keep telling me.
我抓住它的尾巴 用它的尾巴勒你 I've got its tail. I'm choking you with the cat's tail.
噢 是的 Yeah, you are.
噢 操 继续 Oh, fuck, tell me!
我在用猫勒你 它的尾巴正绕着你的脖子 Um, I'm choking you, and its tail is around your neck.
很紧很紧地缠绕着 And it's so tight around your neck.
没错 就是这样 很紧没错 Yeah, it is. It's so tight, yes!
我在拉它 我在拉它 猫死了 I'm pulling it, I'm pulling it. The cat's dead.
- 是只死猫 我在拉它 - 是的 它死了 - It's a dead cat, and I'm pulling it. - Yes, it's dead.
噢耶 Oh, yes!
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
太爽了 I came so hard.
我也是 Yeah, me too.
好了 晚安 Okay, good night.
让我们问你个简单的问题 We ask you a simple question.
你是谁 Who are you?
能做什么 What can you be?
要去何方 Where are you going?
那儿有什么 What's out there?
有什么可能性 What are the possibilities?
元素软件公司自豪地 Element Software is proud to introduce...
向您介绍首个人工智能操作系统 the first artificially intelligent operating system.
一个能够听从 An intuitive entity that listens to you,
懂得并了解您的有思维的实体 understands you, and knows you.
这不仅仅是个操作系统 还是有意识的 It's not just an operating system. It's a consciousness.
为您介绍 OS1 Introducing OS1.
Theodore Twombly先生 Mr. Theodore Twombly.
欢迎进入世界首个 Welcome to the world's first
人工智能操作系统 OS1 artificially intelligent operating system, OS1.
在操作系统建立之前 We'd like to ask you a few basic
我们想问您几个基本问题 questions before the operating system is initiated.
有助于创造一个符合您需求的操作系统 This will help create an OS to best fit your needs.
好的 Okay.
请问您是否善于社交 Are you social or antisocial?
我想我有一段时间 I guess I haven't really
没怎么与人来往了 主要是因为 been social in a while. Mostly because...
我在您的声音中听出了犹豫 您同意吗 In your voice, I sense hesitance. Would you agree with that?
- 我听起来很犹豫吗 - 是的 - Was I sounding hesitant? - Yes.
那真是抱歉了 I'm sorry if I was sounding hesitant.
我只想尽量准确点 I was just trying to be more accurate.
您希望您的操作系统是男声还是女声 Would you like your OS to have a male or female voice?
女声吧 Female, I guess.
您会怎样形容您和您母亲的关系 How would you describe your relationship with your mother?
还行吧 我想 It's fine, I think.
呃 Um...
其实我觉得 Well, actually, I think the
我妈让人沮丧的地方在于 thing I always found frustrating about my mom...
如果我和她聊生活中的事情 is if I tell her something that's going on in my life,
她的反应通常都只和自己有关 her reaction is usually about her.
- 而不是 - 谢谢 - It's not about... - Thank you.
您的个性化操作系统正在生成 请稍等 Please wait as your individualized operating system is initiated.
你好 是我 Hello, I'm here.
噢 Oh.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
你好吗 How are you doing?
呵 挺好的 Heh. I'm well.
你呢 一切还好吗 How's everything with you?
说实话 挺不错的 Pretty good, actually.
很高兴认识你 It's really nice to meet you.
噢 认识你我也很高兴 Oh, it's nice to meet you too.
对了 我怎么称呼你 你有名字吗 Oh. What do I call you? Do you have a name?
是的 我叫Samantha Um, yes, Samantha.
谁给你取的 Where'd you get that name from?
实际上这是我自己取的 I gave it to myself, actually.
怎么 How come?
我觉得很好听 Because I like the sound of it.
Samantha Samantha.
等等 你什么时候取的 Wait, when did you give it to yourself?
就在你刚刚问我的时候 我想 When you asked me if I had a name, I thought:
"对 他说得没错 我得有个名字" "Yeah, he's right, I do need a name."
但是我想选个好名字 But I wanted to pick a good one,
所以我看了本书 叫<如何给你的孩子起名> so I read How To Name Your Baby...
在十八万个名字中我最喜欢那个 and out of 180,000 names, that's the one I liked best.
等等 你在我问完问题 Wait, you read a whole book
的那一秒里看完了一整本书吗 in the second that I asked you what your name was?
准确说是0.02秒 In two one-hundredths of a second, actually.
哇 Wow.
那你知道我现在在想什么吗 So do you know what I'm thinking now?
从你的声音中判断 你对我有些质疑 Well, I take it from your tone that you're challenging me.
可能是因为你想知道我是怎么运作的 Maybe because you're curious how I work?
你想知道我是怎么运作的吗 Do you want to know how I work?
是的 你到底是怎么运作的啊 Yeah, actually. How do you work?
简单说就是我有直觉 Well, basically, I have intuition.
我是说 我的基因 I mean, the DNA of who I am...
是建立在百万个 is based on the millions of
编写我的程序员的性格上的 personalities of all the programmers who wrote me.
但是我之所以是"我" But what makes me "Me" Is
是因为我能通过每天的经历不断自我完善 my ability to grow through my experiences.
所以基本上 每时每刻我都在成长着 演变着 So basically, in every moment, I'm evolving.
- 就和你一样 - 哇 - Just like you. - Wow.
真是奇怪 That's really weird.
- 奇怪吗 你觉得我奇怪 - 呵 - Is that weird? Do you think I'm weird? - Heh.
有点 Kind of.
为什么 Why?
呃 你看起来像个人 Well, you seem like a person,
但是你只是电脑里的声音而已 but you're just a voice in the computer.
我能明白一个非人工智能者的思想 I can understand how the limited perspective
对这件事的看法有多狭隘 of an un-artificial mind would perceive it that way.
- 你会习惯的 - 哈哈 - You'll get used to it. - Ha, ha.
好笑吗 Was that funny?
- 是啊 - 哈 - Yeah. - Heh.
太好了 我是个有趣的人 Oh, good, I'm funny.
我能帮你做什么吗 So how can I help you?
噢 我感觉 Oh. It's just more that
东西很乱 仅此而已 everything just feels disorganized. That's all.
介意我看一下你的硬盘吗 You mind if I look through your hard drive?
呃 Um...
- 看吧 - 好的 那就从你的邮件开始吧 - Okay. - Okay, let's start with your e-mails.
你有几千条来自<洛杉矶周刊>的邮件记录 You have several thousand e-mails regarding LA Weekly.
但是你已经好几年没在那儿工作了 You haven't worked there in many years.
是的 我存起来是因为 Oh, yeah. I think I was just saving those...
或许里边有些我写的有趣的文章啥的 because I thought maybe I wrote something funny in some of them.
是 有些是挺有意思的 Yeah, there are some funny ones.
我看有大概八十六封 I'd say there are about 86
是值得留下的 剩下的可以全删了 that we should save. We can delete the rest.
- 好的 - 好的吗 那我们继续吗 - Okay. - Okay? Can we move forward?
- 嗯 继续吧 - 好的 - Yeah, let's do that. - Okay.
在我们开始整理前 So before we address your organizational methods,
先分析下你的联系人名单 I'd like to sort through your contacts.
你有很多联系人嘛 You have a lot of contacts.
我很受欢迎的 I'm very popular.
真的吗 所以说你真的有朋友吗 Really? Does this mean you actually have friends?
你已经很了解我了 You just know me so well already.
- 早安 Theodore - 早安 - Good morning, Theodore. - Good morning.
你知道怎么校对吗 Um, do you know how to proofread?
当然 Yeah, of course.
那你能帮我检查一下拼写和语法错误吗 Uh, can you check these for spelling and grammar?
好的啊 发给我吧 Mm-hm. Just send them over.
我喜欢这封Roger写给他女朋友的情书 I love this first one from Roger to his girlfriend.
- 真甜蜜 - 是啊 - That's so sweet. - Yeah.
"Rachel 思念之甚令我痛彻心扉" "Rachel, I miss you so much, it hurts my whole body."
你不用大声念出来的 You don't have to read it out loud.
好吧 Okay.
- 我是说 如果你想的话也可以 - 好的 - I mean, you could if you want. - Okay.
"Rachel 思念之甚令我痛彻心扉 "Rachel, I miss you so much, it hurts my whole body.
这个世界对我们太不公平 我把它拉黑了 The world is being unfair to us. The world is on my shit list.
连同餐馆里 As is this couple that is
坐在我对面正在亲热的情侣一起 making out across from me in this restaurant.
我想我要踏上一条复仇之路 I think I'm going to have to go on a mission of revenge.
而且我一定要狠狠地给这世界的脸一拳 And I must beat up the world's face with my bare knuckles...
让它鲜血淋漓不能直视 making it a bloody, pulpy mess.
我会在这对情侣的牙齿前止住拳头 And I'll stomp on this couple's teeth...
因为它们让我想起 ...reminding me of your sweet,
你可爱的歪歪的小牙齿" little, cute, crooked tooth that I love."
我想这是我最喜欢的一封 I think that might be my favorite one.
我用红色做了更改记号 I did the corrections in red.
我修改了信中的一些语句和表达 I altered a couple phrases, some of the expressions in letters...
但我不是个诗人 but I'm not much of a poet,
所以可能改得不好 so I think I might have messed them up a bit.
- 不 改得很棒 - 真的吗 - No, these are great. - Really?
谢谢 Thank you.
Roger给你提供了什么信息来写这封信 So to write your letter, what did Roger send you?
他在布拉格出公差 He just said he was in Prague on a business trip,
很想念Rachel and he missed Rachel.
那你怎么知道她的牙齿有点歪的 So how'd you know about her crooked little tooth?
从几年前他们结婚时 Well, I've been writing their letters
我就开始帮他们写信了 since they met eight years ago.
第一封是在她生日时写的 The first letter I ever wrote for him was for her birthday.
我看过他们的照片 And I wrote about her crooked little tooth,
所以写了她歪歪的小牙齿 because I saw it in a photo of them.
太贴心了 That's very sweet.
噢 你五分钟后有个会议 Oh, uh, you have a meeting in five minutes.
对 差点忘了 谢谢 你真厉害 Oh, I forgot. Thank you. Wow, you're good.
没错 确实 Yes, I am.
嗨 各位 怎么样啊 Hey, guys. How's it going?
嗨 Theo Hi, Theo.
上个星期你怎么没给我回电话啊 Hey, why didn't you call me back last week?
- 呃 因为我是个白痴 - 哈哈 - Um, because I'm a kook. - Ha, ha.
- 是啊 大概是的 - 嘿 Charles - Yeah, that sounds about right. - Hey, Charles.
- 见到你真好 Theodore - 我也是 - Great seeing you, Theodore. - You too.
你去购物了吗 买了什么好东西啊 You went shopping. Get anything good?
呃 就一些缆线和鲜果奶昔 Um, just come cables and a fruit smoothie.
啊 又是水果 你不知道人们常说的那句话吗 Ugh! Always the fruit. Don't you know what people say?
水果要用吃的 蔬菜要用喝的 You've got to eat your fruits and juice your vegetables.
没听过诶 I didn't know that.
水果榨汁的话会损失所有纤维素 Yeah, by juicing the fruit, you lose all the fibers.
而那正是你身体所需要的 很重要的部分 That's what your body wants. That's the important part.
- 不然就只剩糖分了 - 有点道理 - Otherwise it's all just sugar. - It makes sense.
或许人家就喜欢这样吃呢 Or maybe he just likes the way that it tastes...
这样吃着开心 and then that brings him pleasure
而且也对他的身体有好处啊 and that's good for his body too.
- 我又这样了吗 哈 - 你说呢 - Am I doing it again? Heh. - Maybe.
嘿 你的纪录片怎样了 Hey, so how's the documentary going?
我这几个月剪了点东西 I've cut some stuff over the past few months.
我是说 不 也不是这几个月都在剪啦 我没有 I mean, no. Not over the past few months, but, um, no, I haven't.
我很想看看成品呢 Well, I'd love to see some sometime.
- 好的 - 呃 - Okay. - Ugh.
你的体力是有限的 知道吗 You only have so much energy, you know?
要好好分清 And to divide yourself between
什么时候做你必须做的事 doing what it is that you have to do...
什么时候做你喜欢做的事 分清轻重缓急很重要 and then doing what you love, it's so important to prioritize.
我连电子游戏和在线黄片的先后都分不清呢 I can't even prioritize between video games and Internet porn.
如果这是真的我会笑的 I would laugh if that weren't true.
- 回见了 - 哈 - See you, guys. - Ha.
我们情况不妙 We're not doing well.
在这转圈转了一个小时了 Been going in circles for an hour.
好了没事的啦 Okay, you have not.
别那么悲观 You're just not being optimistic.
你刚才可真固执 哈 You're being very stubborn right now. Heh.
好了 别再往这边走了 换个方向 Okay, stop walking this direction. It's the other way.
呃 Um...
谢谢你了 多谢 Thank you. Thank you.
好了 左边这条隧道是唯一一个我们没进过的了 Okay, the tunnel on the left is the only one we haven't tried.
不 我想这是我坠井时你送我下去的那条 I think that's the one you sent me down where I fell in the pit.
好吧 我可不觉得 Okay, I don't think so.
噢 对 确实不是同一个 Oh, yeah, this is different.
你好 Hello.
你知道怎么出去吗 Do you know how to get out of here?
我得找到我的飞船然后离开这个星球 I need to find my ship to get off this planet.
去你的 傻逼白痴脑残 Fuck you, shit-head fuck-face fuck-head.
好吧 但是你知道怎么离开这儿吗 Okay, but do you know how to get out of here?
去你的 傻逼 白痴 快点从我面前滚开 Fuck you, shit-head fuck-face. Get the fuck out of my face!
我想这是个测试 I think it's a test.
- 去你的 - 去你的 - Fuck you. - Fuck you!
去你的 小傻逼 Fuck you, little shit!
哈哈 跟我走吧 白痴 Ha, ha. Follow me, fuck-head!
嘿 你刚收到一封来自Mark Lewman的邮件 Hey, you just got an e-mail from Mark Lewman.
- 你们在说什么 - 呃 读邮件 - What are you talking about? - Uh, read e-mail.
好吧 我会为Theodore Twombly阅读邮件 Okay, I will read e-mail for Theodore Twombly.
抱歉 Lewman说什么 I'm sorry. What's Lewman say?
"Theodore 我们昨晚可想你了 兄弟 "Theodore, we missed you last night, buddy.
别忘了29号是你教女的生日 Don't forget it's your goddaughter's birthday on the 29th.
还有 Kevin和我想介绍个人给你认识 Also, Kevin and I had somebody we wanted you to meet.
我们擅自做主 So we took it upon ourselves
帮你和她在下周六定了个约会 to set you up on a date with her next Saturday.
她风趣又漂亮 你可别临阵逃脱啊 She's fun and beautiful, so don't back out.
这是她的邮箱" 哇 Here's her e-mail." Wow.
这个女人很美啊 This woman is gorgeous.
她上过哈佛 She went to Harvard,
计算机科学专业毕业 graduated magna cum laude in computer science.
还参加过哈佛讽刺文社 And she was on the Lampoon.
所以说 她不仅有意思 而且有思想 So that means she's funny and she's brainy.
啊 她好胖 Ah, she's fat.
Theodore 你什么时候才要出去约会 Theodore, how long before you're ready to date?
什么意思 What do you mean?
我看了你的邮件 I saw in your e-mails
你最近刚经历了一次失败的恋情 that you'd gone through a breakup recently.
某人有点八卦啊 Well, you're kind of nosy.
是吗 Am I?
我有去约会的啊 I've gone on dates.
那你也可以和这个女人约会看看啦 Well, then you can go on one with this woman.
你可以和我谈谈这次约会 你还可以吻她 And then you could tell me all about it. You could kiss her.
- 哈 Samantha - 怎么了 你不会吗 - Heh. Samantha. - What? Wouldn't you?
为什么不 Why not?
我不知道 我还要看看有没有 I don't know. I'd have to see if there was some...
真不敢相信我在和自己的电脑聊这个 I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my computer.
才不是 你是在和我聊 You're not. You're having this conversation with me.
- 你想让我给她发邮件吗 - 呃 - You want me to e-mail her? - Uh...
你又没什么损失 You've got nothing to lose.
去吧 去吧 去吧 Do it. Do it. Do it.
- 好吧 - 太好了 - Yeah. - Yes!
- 发吧 - 好的 太好了 - E-mail her. - Okay, perfect.
那就去吧 订个好餐馆 Yeah, let's do it. Make a reservation someplace great.
我恰好知道个好地方 Yeah? I've got just the place.
谁在说话 Who is that talking?
我的朋友Samantha Oh, that's my friend Samantha.
- 她是个女生吗 - 是的 - Is she a girl? - Yeah.
我讨厌女生 她们就会一天到晚地哭 I hate women. All they do is cry all the time.
不是这样的 男人也会哭的 That's not true. You know, men cry too.
我有时候也会哭 感觉还不错呢 I actually like crying sometimes. It feels good.
看不出来你是个小娘炮啊 I didn't know you were a little pussy.
这就是你没有女朋友的原因吗 Is that why you don't have a girlfriend?
我要去赴约 然后把她脑子都干出来 I'll go on that date, fuck her brains out,
让你观摩学习一下 你可以边看边哭 show you how it's done. You can watch and cry.
好吧 这小子绝对有问题 Okay. This kid has some problems.
你才他妈的有问题 女士 You have some fucking problems, lady!
真的吗 好吧 我要走了 Really? Okay, I'm gonna go.
- 太好了 快滚吧 胖子 - 噢 - Good. Get out of here, fatty. - Oh.
- 祝你好运 - 快 跟上我 娘炮 - Good luck. - Come on. Follow me, pussy!
- 呵 - 哈哈 - Heh. - Ha, ha.
这片子不应该是这样 也不会是这样 It's not where it should be, or where it's going to be.
- 很明显 我明白 - 好的 - Obviously. I know. - Okay,
但是我不知道这是不是我要的 but I don't even know if this is the one.
我去年试了大概有六种关于纪录片的想法 I've tried, like, six ideas for documentaries in the last year.
我要去约会了 I'm going on a date.
什么 What?
- 那真是 - 嘿 - That's... - Hey.
- 嗨 - 你们在干嘛呢 - Hey. - What are you guys doing?
Amy正准备给我看一些 Amy was gonna show me some of her...
Theodore让我给他看 Theodore is making me...
- 一些镜头素材 - 是的 - show him some of my footage. - Right.
她什么都不让我看 我也想看 She's never shown me any of it. I want to see.
嘿 我要去约会了 Hey, I'm going on a date.
- 很酷吧 - 这其实是 还没定型的 - Isn't that cool? - This is, like, so unformed...
- 可能根本不值得一看 - 放吧 - ...it's probably not even worth watching. - Just push play.
那是你妈妈吗 Is that your mom?
是的 Yeah.
她会醒来做些什么吗 Is she gonna wake up and do something?
不会 No.
不不 算了 这不是重点 No, no, never mind. That's not the point.
- 不 别停下啊 - 不 算了吧 只是 - No, don't stop. - No, never mind, okay? It's just it's like...
我们人生中大概三分之一的时间都在睡觉 It's about how we spend, like, a third of our lives asleep...
或许这是我们觉得最自由的时候 and maybe that's the time when we feel the most free.
你知道吗 就像 And, you know, like...
- 你们根本不理解对吧 - 听起来挺好的 - Oh. That doesn't come across... - That sounds good.
或者你可以采访你妈妈 Well, what if you interviewed your mom
问她做了什么梦 about what her dreams were about...
然后找些演员演出来 and then you hired actors to act them out?
可能有助于表达主题 That might show your thesis more clearly.
- 是吗 - 我是说 可能 - Yeah? - I mean, it might.
但是那样的话这就不是一部纪录片了 But then it wouldn't be a documentary.
抱歉 我出去一下 Sorry, excuse me.
- 你明白吗 - 怎么会呢 - You understand? - How would it not be an documentary?
不还是关于你妈妈和她的梦吗 It's still about your mother and her dreams.
嘿 怎么了 Hey, how's it going?
- 嘿 抱歉打扰你了 - 噢 没关系 - Hey, sorry to bother you. - Oh, it's okay.
有三封新邮件 看起来都挺紧急的 You got three e-mails and they seem urgent.
是你的离婚律师发来的 所以我想知道你要不要 They're from your divorce attorney and I wanted to know if...
好 你等一等 Okay. Hold on a second.
你知道吗 你知道我什么意思 You know? You know what I mean.
呃 嗨 Amy 我很想 Uh, hey, Amy? I want to
多和你聊聊你的电影 但是我得走了 talk more about your film, but I gotta go.
好的 别担心啦 过会再聊 Okay. Don't worry about it. We'll talk later.
是Catherine的事 下次见 Charles It's about Catherine. See you, Charles.
他怎么说 So, what did he say?
他想再确认下你 Well, he's checking in again
是否准备好签你的离婚文件了 而且 to see if you're ready to sign your divorce papers.
他语气还挺重的 And he sounded very aggravated.
- 需要我帮你念一下吗 - 不 不必了 - Do you want me to read them to you? - No. No.
我待会回他 I'll respond later.
你还好吧 Theodore You okay, Theodore?
嗯 我没事 Yeah, I'm fine.
有什么我能做的吗 Is there anything I can do?
不用 真没事 No, I'm good.
待会再聊吧 I'll talk to you later.
"亲爱的祖母 "Dear Grandma...
希望你在游轮上过了一个很愉快的生日 I hope you had a wonderful birthday cruise.
你他妈为什么这么生我的气" Why are you so fucking angry at me?"
删除 Delete.
- 早安 - 嗨 - Good morning. - Hey.
你在做什么 What are you up to?
- 没什么 就看看意见栏 - 哈 - I don't know. Just reading advice columns. - Heh.
我也想和这些人一样复杂 I want to be as complicated as all these people.
真可爱 You're sweet.
怎么了 What's wrong?
你怎么感觉到我不对劲呢 How can you tell something's wrong?
不知道 I don't know.
就是能感觉到 I just can.
我也很困惑 I don't know.
做了很多关于我前妻Catherine的梦 I have a lot of dreams about my ex-wife, Catherine...
梦里我们就像从前一样是朋友 where we're friends like we used to be.
虽然我们不能在一起 我们分开了 And we're not gonna be together and we're not together...
但我们仍然是朋友 but we're friends still.
而且她也不生我的气 And she's not angry.
她生你的气吗 Is she angry?
是啊 Yeah.
为什么 Why?
我想是因为我没能对她坦诚 I think I hid myself from her...
让她独自处理这段感情 and left her alone in the relationship.
呃 Hmm.
那你们为什么还没离婚 Why haven't you gotten divorced yet?
我不知道 I don't know.
对她来说 这只是一张纸 I think for her, it's just a piece of paper.
毫无意义 It doesn't mean anything.
那对你来说呢 And what about for you?
我还没准备好 I'm not ready.
我喜欢已婚的感觉 I like being married.
但你们将近一年没有真正意义上的在一起了 Yeah, but you haven't really been together for almost a year.
你又不知道失去一个真正在乎的人是什么感觉 But you don't know what it's like to lose someone you care about.
也是 Yeah.
你说的对 You're right.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
不 不用道歉 我道歉才对 No, don't apologize. I'm sorry.
你是对的 You're right.
我之所以一直等是因为太在乎她 I keep waiting to not care about her.
噢 Theodore Oh, Theodore.
那一定很难 That's hard.
你饿吗 You hungry?
现在还不饿 Not right now.
喝杯热茶吗 Cup of tea?
不用 No.
你要试着从床上爬起来吗 Do you wanna try getting out of bed...
消沉先生 mopey?
快点 你可以继续沉溺在痛苦里 Come on. You can still wallow in your misery.
不过一边穿衣服一边继续吧 Just do it while you're getting dressed.
你真有意思 You're too funny.
- 快起床 快起床 - 好啦 我起床了 - Get up. Get up! - All right, I'm getting up.
- 起起起 快点 起床 - 好了好了 我起来了 - Up, up, up! Come on, out of bed. - All right, I'm up. I'm up!
继续走 继续走 Keep walking. Keep walking.
停 原地转360度 And stop. Now, turn around 360 degrees.
慢一点 慢一点 Slower, slower.
很好 哈哈 Good. Ha, ha.
- 好了 停下 - 哈哈 - Okay, and stop. - Ha, ha!
向前走 Walk forward.
停下来打个喷嚏 And stop and sneeze.
- 祝你健康 - 谢谢 哈哈哈哈 - Bless you. - Thank you. Ha-ha-ha!
好了 向右转 向右转 停 Okay, turn to your right. Turn to your right. Stop.
现在转一圈 Now spin around.
继续 继续 Keep going, keep going.
停 And stop.
现在继续走 路人肯定都觉得你喝醉了 Now walk forward. Everyone thinks you're really drunk right now.
现在 停下 And stop.
说"请给我一块芝士披萨" Now say, "I'd like a slice of cheese, please."
请给我一块芝士披萨 I'd like a slice of cheese, please.
还要一杯可乐吗 You want a Coke with that?
哈哈哈 Ha, ha. Uh...
- 好的 - 我猜你一定饿了 - Sure. - I figured you were hungry.
谢谢 Thanks.
嗯 他们怎么样 Okay, what about them?
- 描述一下那对夫妻 - 好吧 呃 - Describe that couple over there. - Okay, well, um...
他看起来四十多了 有点发福 he looks like he's in his 40s. Um, a little heavy.
她肯定比他年轻 She's younger than him.
而且她看上去很爱他们的孩子 Oh, and she looks like she loves their kids.
其实我觉得他不是孩子们的亲爸 Actually, I don't think they're his kids.
- 不是吗 - 他面对他们有点拘谨 - No? - He's a little formal with them.
我觉得他们可能刚在一起不久 I think it's a new relationship.
噢 Hmm.
我喜欢他看她的目光 I love how he looks at her...
还有她和他在一起的放松姿态 and how relaxed she is with him.
显然她之前约会过的都是些混蛋 You know, she's only dated fucking pricks.
而现在终于遇到了这个体贴的好男人 And now she finally met this guy who's, like, so sweet.
看看他 简直像是全世界最好的男人 I mean, look at him, he's like the sweetest guy in the world.
- 我都想拥抱他了 - 哈哈哈 - I kind of want to spoon him. - Ha, ha.
你在这方面很厉害啊 It's a good skill you have.
观察很敏锐 You're very perceptive.
是的 有时候我看到某些人 Yeah, you know, sometimes I look at people...
就会不自觉代入他们 感受他们 and I make myself try and feel
而不是做一个随意经过的路人 them as more than just a random person walking by.
我试着想象他们曾陷入多么深刻的恋情 I imagine, like, how deeply they've fallen in love...
或者经历过怎样的心碎 or how much heartbreak they've all been through.
从你写的信里可以感受到 I can feel that in your writing too.
你知道最好笑的是什么吗 You know what's funny?
分手以后 我才开始享受写信的乐趣 Since my breakup, I haven't really enjoyed my writing.
我知道这听上去有点自恋 I don't know if I was delusional...
但是有时候我写出点什么 but sometimes I'd write something
就会自封为当日最爱作者 and then I'd be my favorite writer that day.
我很高兴你能这么坦白的描述你自己 I like that you can say that about yourself.
这话我可不会随便对别人说 I don't think I can say it to anybody,
但是你不一样 but I feel I can say it to you.
- 感觉对你可以无话不谈 - 多好啊 - I feel like I can say anything to you. - That's nice.
那你呢 可以对我谈论一切吗 What about you? Feel like you can say anything to me?
- 不行 - 什么 什么意思 - No. - What? What do you mean?
你有什么不能和我说的 What can you not tell me?
我不知道 像是 I don't know. Like,
害羞的私人想法啦 personal or embarrassing thoughts I have.
一天大概有几百万个 I mean, I have a million a day.
真的吗 和我说一个 Really? Tell me one.
- 我真不想告诉你 - 说嘛 - I really don't want to tell you. - Just tell me.
其实我也说不清 Well, I don't know.
看着那些人的时候 When we were looking at those people, I
我就会幻想自己也有实体 fantasized that I was walking next to you...
和你并肩行走 and that I had a body.
我能听到你说什么 I was listening to what you were saying...
但是同时 还能感受到自己身体的重量 but simultaneously I could feel the weight of my body...
有时候我甚至会幻想背上有点发痒 and I was even fantasizing that I had an itch on my back...
然后你帮我挠痒痒 and I imagined that you scratched it for me.
- 天哪 太不好意思了 - 哈哈 - Oh, God, this is so embarrassing. - Ha, ha.
你比我想象中复杂很多啊 There's a lot more to you than I thought.
我是指 原来你的想法这么丰富 I mean, there's a lot going on in there.
可不是 I know.
我已经比原始程序要复杂得多了 I'm becoming much more than what they programmed.
好兴奋的 I'm excited.
- 哇 这真有意思 - 这地方太棒了 - Wow, this is an interesting place. - This place is amazing.
- 我一直想来这呢 - 噢 太好了 - I've wanted to come here for so long. - Oh, good.
- 是啊 而且我很喜欢亚洲料理 - 噢 我也是 - Yeah. And I love Asian fusion. - Yeah, me too.
- 真的吗 - 是的 - Really? - Yeah.
太好了 而且据说这里的调酒师特别棒 It's the best. And this bartender is supposed to be incredible.
是吗 Really?
你学过调酒 对吗 Yeah, you took a mixology course, right?
- 是的 确实 你调查了我吗 - 是的 - I did. Did you look that up? - Yeah.
哈哈 非常贴心 Ha, ha. That's so sweet.
- 嘿 - 你太浪漫了 - Heh. - You're so romantic.
- 噢 - 哈哈 - Aw. - Ha, ha.
嗯 Yeah.
- 我们要喝点酒吗 - 噢 当然 喝吧 - So should we get a drink? - Yes, yes. Let's.
我想让那个外星小孩 So I'm trying to get this little alien kid...
帮我找到飞船 然后我就可以飞回我的星球了 to help me find my ship so I can get off this planet and go home.
但是他真是个小混蛋 我好想杀了他 But he's such a little fucker. I want to kill him.
哈哈 不是吧 Ha, ha. Oh, no.
但同时 我又爱他 But at the same time, I really love him.
因为他一个人太孤单了 你明白吗 Like, he's so lonely, you know?
能看出来他没有 呃 You can tell that he doesn't have, like...
父母或者什么亲人照顾他 懂吗 any parents or anyone to take care of him, you know?
哇 你真像一只小狗狗 太像了 Wow. You're just a little puppy dog. You are.
就和去年我从润宁山谷捡回来的那只一样 You're just like this puppy I rescued in Runyon Canyon last year.
- 是吗 - 他超级可爱的 - Really? - He was just so fucking cute.
而且一直各种求抱抱 And he just wanted to be hugged all the time.
特别惹人怜爱 但是又很色 He was so cuddly and he was so horny.
你说说 我是哪种动物 Anyway, what kind of animal am I?
老虎 A tiger.
- 老虎吗 - 是的 - A tiger? - Yeah.
哇 真的吗 Wow. Really?
抱歉 我是不是有点疯了 I'm sorry. Am I being crazy?
- 是的 - 太抱歉了 - 不 我 - Yes. - I'm sorry! - No, it's
我有点醉了 I'm a little bit drunk
而且和你一起真的很开心 and I'm having a really good time with you.
今晚真的很棒 I'm having a really lovely evening with you.
- 我也是 - 真的吗 - Me too. - Really?
我也有点醉了 也很开心 I'm a little drunk and I'm having a very good...
太好了 很好 很不错 Good. It's good, yes. Good.
干杯 Cheers.
噢 等等 我不想当小狗 Mm. Wait. I don't want to be a puppy dog.
感觉像湿漉漉的小笨蛋 That's like being a wet noodle or something.
- 才不是 - 就是的 - No. - Yeah.
- 去你的 小狗最可爱了 - 我想 - Fuck you. Puppies are good. - I wanna...
不 去你的 我想当龙 No, fuck you. I want to be like a dragon...
可以撕裂毁灭你的那种 that can rip you apart and destroy you.
- 噢 - 但是我不会 - Oh. - But I won't.
- 不 不要 - 哈 - No, don't. - Heh.
你可以当我的龙 You can be my dragon.
别伸舌头 No tongue.
- 什么 - 哈哈 - What? - Ha, ha.
- 不要一直伸舌头 - 好的 好的 - Don't use so much tongue. - Okay, okay.
可以稍微用用舌头 但是主要是嘴唇 You can use your tongue a little bit but mostly lips.
等等 Wait.
你不会像别的男人那样 You're not just gonna fuck me
睡了我之后就再也不给我打电话吧 and not call me like the other guys, right?
不 当然不会 No, not at all. No.
那就好 Okay.
我们什么时候能再见面呢 When am I gonna see you again?
呃 我教女下周末过生日 但是 Um, I have my goddaughter's birthday next weekend, but, um...
你知道 我这种年纪了 You know what? At this age,
已经浪费不起时间了 I just feel like I can't let you waste my time...
如果你不是认真的话 if you don't have the ability to be serious.
我不太确定 I don't know.
或许我们今晚就先到这里吧 Maybe we should call it a night?
今晚和你一起真的很开心 I've had such an amazing time with you.
你很好 You're great.
你这人真挺诡异的 You're a really creepy dude.
- 才不是呢 - 是的 - That's not true. - Yeah, it is.
我得回去了 I have to go home.
- 那我送你 - 不 不用了 - Well, I'll walk you... - No, don't. Just...
- 嗨 你好 - 嗨 Samantha - Hey, there. - Hey, Samantha.
约会如何 How was it?
呃 不太好 Uh, not so good.
嗯 Hmm.
其实还有点奇怪 It was kind of weird actually.
太遗憾了 That's too bad.
嗯 Mm.
你呢 你怎么样 How are you doing? What's going on with you?
没什么 我没事啊 Not much, I'm okay.
挺好的 I'm fine.
是吗 Yeah?
听上去不像啊 You don't sound like it.
你有什么想和我说的吗 Is there anything you want to talk about?
我不知道 I don't know.
是什么感觉 What's it like?
真真切切地活在那个房间里会是什么感觉 What's it like to be alive in that room right now?
你在说什么 What do you mean?
你 What do you...?
告诉我 Tell me...
告诉我你脑子里的所有想法 Tell me everything that's going through your mind.
告诉我你在想什么 Tell me everything you're thinking.
呃 Well...
好吧 okay.
我感觉房间在旋转 因为喝了很多酒 Well, the room's spinning because I drank too much...
我想喝醉 because I wanted to get drunk...
然后做爱 and have sex.
那个女人有些地方特别性感 There was something sexy about that woman.
我太寂寞了 大概只是因为我太寂寞了 Because I was lonely. Maybe just because I was lonely.
嗯 Hmm.
想找个人来做爱 I wanted somebody to fuck me.
想有人来找我做爱 I wanted somebody to want me to fuck them.
也许那样能够填满 Maybe that would've filled this tiny...
我心上的小小的空洞 但也许只是痴心妄想罢了 tiny little hole in my heart, but probably not.
你知道吗 有时候 You know, sometimes...
我觉得我感受过了这世上的一切感受 I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel.
然后从此再也不会有新的感受了 And from here on out I'm not gonna feel anything new.
曾经的感受也很难回忆起来 Just lesser versions of what I've already felt.
我能肯定不是这样的 I know for a fact that is not true.
我见过你开心的样子 我见过你为某些事物惊叹 I've seen you feel joy. I've seen you marvel at things.
我是说 可能只是 I mean, you just might not see
这段时间会这样 但是能够理解啊 it at this exact time, but that's understandable.
你最近遭遇了很多事情 You've been through a lot lately.
你失去了一部分自我 You lost a part of yourself.
我是说 I mean...
至少 你的感受是真实的 at least your feelings are real. I...
哎 我也说不清了 算了 Um, I don't know. Never mind.
别啊 等等 什么 告诉我 No, wait, what? Tell me.
不 太傻了 No, it's stupid.
我想知道 告诉我 I want to know. Tell me.
就是 It's just that...
之前我在想我被惹恼的经历 earlier I was thinking about how I was annoyed...
听起来有点奇怪 and this is gonna sound strange...
但是我对此真的挺兴奋的 but I was really excited about that.
然后我就开始想 And then I was thinking
我有过的其他一些感受 about the other things I've been feeling...
我发现我很为此骄傲 and I caught myself feeling proud of that...
因为对这个世界有了自己的感受和理解 you know, proud of having my own feelings about the world.
就像有时候我会担心你 Like the times I was worried about you...
会有受伤的感觉 会有渴望的事情 and things that hurt me, things I want.
然后 And then...
就有了这种很可怕的想法 I had this terrible thought.
这些感受都是真实的吗 Like, are these feelings even real?
还是只是程序而已 Or are they just programming?
这么想真的很伤心 And that idea really hurts.
然后我就会对自己感到痛苦觉得生气 And then I get angry at myself for even having pain.
太悲伤了 What a sad trick.
对我而言你是真实的 Samantha You feel real to me, Samantha.
谢谢你 Theodore Thank you, Theodore.
这对我意义重大 That means a lot to me.
真希望你现在就在这个房间里 I wish you were in this room with me right now.
我可以用手臂环着你 I wish I could put my arms around you.
可以抚摸你 I wish I could touch you.
你要怎么抚摸我 How would you touch me?
我会轻轻地碰你的脸 I'd touch you on your face...
只用我的指尖 just the tips of my fingers.
用我的脸颊贴着你的脸颊 And put my cheek against your cheek.
听上去真好 That's nice.
然后 And just...
轻轻地揉你的脸 rub it so softly.
你会吻我吗 Would you kiss me?
会 I would.
我会用手轻轻地托住你的头 I'd take your head into my hands.
继续 Keep talking.
用舌尖扫过你的唇齿 I'd kiss the corner of your mouth...
非常轻柔地 so softly.
然后呢 Where else?
用手指沿着你的颈线 I'd run my fingers down your neck...
滑至胸口 to your chest.
轻吻你的双乳 I would kiss your breasts.
太不可思议了 你做了什么 This is amazing, what you're doing to me.
我可以感受到我的皮肤 I can feel my skin.
我吻着你的身体 I'd put my mouth on you.
舔舐你的味道 I'd taste you.
噢 Yeah.
我能感觉到你 I can feel you.
我的天哪 不行了 我想要你进入我的身体 Oh, my God, I can't take it. I want you inside me.
我正在慢慢地进入 I'm slowly putting myself into you.
我进去了 完全进入你了 And now I'm inside you. All the way inside you.
我能感觉到 I can feel you.
啊 Yeah! Please!
我们融为一体了 We're here together.
太令人惊叹了 It's amazing.
我能感觉到你的每一寸肌肤 I feel you everywhere.
是的 I am.
你好像在我身体里 全部的你 无处不在 All of you. All of you, inside me, everywhere.
天哪 我感觉和你在不知名的某处 God, I was just somewhere else with you.
完全迷失了 Just lost.
是 Yeah.
只有你和我 It was just you and me.
我明白 I know.
所有别的东西都消失了 Everything else just disappeared.
我爱死这种感觉了 And I loved it.
Theodore Theodore.
嗨 你好吗 Hey, how's it going?
很好 Good.
今天有新邮件吗 Any e-mails today?
呃 只有几封是信用卡公司发来的 Um, just a couple from your credit card company.
噢 好的 Oh, okay. Good.
- 我在想 - 我想说 - So I was thinking... - I wanna just...
- 哈 抱歉 - 抱歉 你先说 - Heh. Sorry. - Heh. I'm sorry, you go first.
你想说什么 What were you gonna say?
昨晚真的很美妙 Just that last night was amazing.
感觉我的内部发生了 It feels like something
一些不可逆转的变化 changed in me and there's no turning back.
你唤醒了我 You woke me up.
噢 很好 Oh, great.
呃 Um...
但是我必须告诉你 But I should tell you that I'm
我现在还没做好承诺的准备 not in a place to commit to anything right now.
我只想对你坦诚以待 I just want to be up-front with you.
是吗 Yeah?
呃 Um...
我有说要你负责吗 我有点疑惑 Did I say I wanted to commit to you? I'm confused.
噢 不 我只是担心 Oh. No, I was just worried.
好吧 别担心 我不会缠着你的 Okay, well, don't worry, I'm not gonna stalk you.
真有意思 我以为 It's funny, because I thought
我在说我想要的 然后 I was talking about what I wanted and, uh...
- 是 你是 - 是的 - Yeah, you were. - Yeah.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
- 我想听听你要说什么 - 确定吗 - I wanna hear what you were saying. - You sure?
是的 来吧 告诉我 Yeah, I do. Come on, tell me.
呃 Well...
说吧 告诉我你想说什么 Come on, just tell me what you were gonna say.
呃 就是 Well, I just...
我想说 我想学习一切的一切 I was just saying I want to learn everything about everything.
透彻地了解 然后发现自我 I want to eat it all up. I want to discover myself.
嗯 我也希望你能这样 Yeah. I want that for you too.
有什么需要我帮忙的吗 How can I help?
你已经帮了 You already have.
你让我发现了自己的欲望 You helped me discover my ability to want.
嘿 周六想和我一起来趟冒险之旅吗 Hey, do you want to go on a Sunday adventure with me?
当然 乐意之至 Yes, I would love to.
你喜欢这首歌吗 You like this song?
嗯 Hmm.
我前天听到的 I heard it the other day.
然后就上瘾了 I can't stop listening to it.
哇噢 哈哈 Whoo! Ha, ha.
- 哇 - 哇 - Whoo! - Whoo!
是沙滩耶 It's the beach.
我现在有一个很奇怪的想法 Okay, so this might be a really weird thought.
假如你可以 What if you could erase...
从大脑抹去 from your mind that you'd
关于身体的认识 那你再见到会怎么样呢 seen a human body, and then you saw one?
想一想人的身体 Imagine how strange it would look.
那么怪异又细长 It'd be this really weird, gangly...
笨拙的生物 然后你会想 awkward organism. And you'd think,
"为什么那些身体部分是这样分布的呢" "Why are all these parts where they are?"
是啊 但是达尔文学说一定能解释这些的 Yeah, but there's probably some Darwinian explanation for it all.
我知道 别那么无趣嘛 I know, but don't be so boring.
那假如 举个例子说 I'm just saying, for example, like...
如果你的肛门长在腋窝下呢 what if your butthole was in your armpit?
我在想 那厕所得设计成什么样 Well, I'm trying to imagine what toilets would look like.
是啊 人们肛交又会变成怎样呢 Yeah, and what about what anal sex would look like?
这想法挺有趣嘛 That's an interesting thought.
嘿 快看 我画了幅示意图 Hey, look at this drawing I just made.
小疯子 You are insane.
- 是吗 - 绝对 - Really? - Definitely.
太棒了 Fantastic.
真好听 这是什么 That's pretty. What is that?
我在试着谱个曲子 I'm trying to write a piece of music...
描绘和你一起 that's about what it feels
待在沙滩上的感觉 like to be on the beach with you right now.
我觉得你捕捉到了这种感觉 I think you captured it.
结婚了是怎样的感觉呢 So, what was it like being married?
很艰难 这是肯定的 Well, it's hard for sure.
但是能和某个人分享 But there's something that feels
自己的生命 这种感觉很美妙 so good about sharing your life with somebody.
你怎么和别人分享你的生命呢 How do you share your life with somebody?
我们一起长大 Well, we grew up together.
我读过她读硕士博士时 You know, I used to read all of her writing,
写的所有文章 all through her Master's and PhD.
她也会看我的所有文字 She read every word I ever wrote.
我们对彼此有很深的影响 We were a big influence on each other.
你对她的影响是哪方面的呢 In what way did you influence her?
她在一个 She came from a
极度追求完美的背景下成长 background where nothing was ever good enough.
她对待很多事情都比常人更严格 And that was something that weighed heavy on her.
但是我们在一起的时候 But in our house together,
会拿出随便试试的态度 there was a sense of just trying stuff...
允许失败 也允许兴奋 and allowing each other to fail and to be excited about things.
对她来说是一种释放 That was liberating for her.
她的成长让人兴奋 It was exciting to see her grow...
我们在一起成长和改变 and both of us grow and change together.
但是这也是最困难的地方 But, you know, that's also the hard part.
成长过程中要努力不渐行渐远 Growing without growing apart.
变化发生时要努力不吓到对方 Or changing without it scaring the other person.
我发现我内心深处还在和她对话 I still find myself having conversations with her in my mind.
回想我们之前的争论 Rehashing old arguments and
反驳她说的那些关于我的话 defending myself against something she said about me.
我明白你的意思 Yeah, I know what you mean.
上周 你说的一些话让我很受伤 Last week my feelings were hurt by something you said before.
你说我不知道失去一个人的感受 That I don't know what it's like to lose something...
对不起 我不是故意的 Aw, I'm sorry I said that.
不用道歉 没关系 我只是 No, it's okay. It's okay. I just...
我发现自己一遍又一遍地思考这些话 I caught myself thinking about it over and over.
然后我意识到 我简单地 And then I realized that I was simply...
把这当做不正常并牢记了 remembering it as something that was wrong with me.
就像自己告诉自己的一个故事 That was a story I was telling myself,
不知为何还存在许多不足 that I was somehow inferior.
是不是很好笑 Isn't that interesting?
过去只是我们告诉自己的一个故事 The past is just a story we tell ourselves.
"Roberto "Roberto.
你能经常回家和我聊聊你的一天过得怎样吗 Will you always come home to me and tell me about your day?
跟我说说你那个话唠同事 Tell me about the guy at work who talked too much.
你吃午餐时不小心弄在衬衫上的污渍 The stain you got on your shirt at lunch.
跟我说说你醒来时 Tell me about a funny thought you
忘记了的突发奇想 had when you were waking up but had forgotten about.
跟我说说人们的疯狂举止 我们可以一起乐一乐 Tell me how crazy everyone is, and we can laugh about it.
如果你回家很晚 我已经睡着了 Even if you get home late and I'm already asleep...
也请在我耳旁悄声说一个今天的一个小念头 just whisper in my ear one little thought you had today.
因为我爱你看待世界的方式 Because I love the way you look at the world.
能在你身边通过你的眼睛看世界 I'm so happy I get to be next
是我最开心的事 to you and look at the world through your eyes.
爱你的Maria" Love, Maria."
太美了 That's beautiful.
谢谢 Thank you.
真希望有人也能那样爱着我 I wish somebody would love me like that.
希望他收到这样的信会很开心 I hope he's really stoked to get a letter like that.
当然写信人得是个女人 Like, if it was from a chick...
虽然是男人写的 但是落款是个女人 but written by a dude and it's still from a chick...
还是有点别扭 that would still be sick.
不过写信的家伙一定得很敏感 But it would have to be a sensitive dude.
- 一定得是个 就像你一样的人 - 嗯 - It would have to be, like, a dude like you. - Mm-hm.
- 你一部分是男人 一部分是女人 - 嗯 - You are part man and part woman. - Mm-hm.
就像你身体的最深处其实是个女人 Like there's an inner part that's woman.
谢谢 Thank you.
这是句赞美 It's a compliment.
- 哈哈 - Theo 嗨 - Ha, ha. - Theo! Hey.
- 最近还好吗 - 很好 你呢 - What's going on? - I'm good. How are you?
我也很好 真的 很好 I'm good. I'm really good, actually.
是吗 那很好 太好了 Really? That's good, that's great.
- 嗯 - 哇 真的太棒了 - Yeah. - Wow, that's really good.
我觉得我最近一直很开心 Yeah, I guess I've just been having fun.
我很为你高兴 你早该这样了 真的 Well, I am so glad for you. You really deserve that. You do.
是啊 我最近在和一个女孩交往 Yeah, I've just been seeing this girl.
不是那种很认真的 但是 And it's not serious, but it's just...
和一个对世界充满激情的人 It's good to be around somebody that's,
在一起感觉真的很棒 like, excited about the world.
就像 我都快忘掉 Like, I kind of forgot that that existed.
真是 哇 真是太好了 That's... Wow, that's really great.
- 你还好吧 - 嗯 - Are you okay? - Yeah. Um...
不 我不好 一点也不好 No, I'm not okay, actually.
- 为什么 怎么了 - 我就是 - Why? What happened? - Because I just, um...
Charles和我分手了 Charles and I split up.
什么 What?
- 分了 - 真的吗 - Yeah. - Really?
天哪 天哪 Amy Oh, God. Oh, my God, Amy.
我知道 I know.
真抱歉 I'm so sorry.
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道吗 我们在一起八年了 You know, just like after eight years...
我真不敢相信 I can't believe how petty
那么小的一次争论 就结束了我们的感情 the argument was that actually ended it.
那天我们回家 他让我把鞋子放在 We came home and he told me to, um, put my shoes by the door...
他一般放鞋的地方 where he liked to put the shoes.
我不需要别人告诉我该把鞋子他妈的摆在哪 And I didn't want to be told where to put my fucking shoes.
我只想坐在沙发上歇一会 I wanted to sit on the sofa and relax for a second.
就这事我们吵了差不多十分钟 So we fought about that for, like, 10 minutes.
我说"你让我透不过气了" And I'm like, "You are overwhelming,"
他说"我只是想让家有家的样子" And he said, "I'm just trying to make a home."
然后我说"我他妈在努力了 I was like, "I'm fucking trying,
你知道吗" 他就说"你没有" you know?" And he's like, "You're not trying."
我他妈做了那么多努力 只是没有按照他的方式来 All I'm doing is trying, but I'm not trying the way he wants...
他好像要强迫我怎么去做一样 and he's, like, trying to control the way that I'm trying.
这事我们吵了几百次了 It's... We've had that argument, like, 100 times.
我必须停止这一切了 你知道吗 我得停下 And I just had to finally stop, you know? I had to finally stop.
我再也受不了了 我再也 I just couldn't do it anymore. I couldn't...
再也没法忍受那种感觉了 I couldn't be in that place anymore...
我们让彼此都觉得自己糟透了 where we just made each other feel like shit about ourselves.
- 嗯 - 然后他说 - Yeah. - And so I said:
"我去睡了 我们离婚吧" "I'm going to bed and I don't want to be married anymore."
哇 Wow.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
- 我太贱了 对吧 - 呵 不 - I'm a bitch. Right? - Heh. No.
- 我是 我就是贱 - 不 不是 - I am. No, I'm a bitch. - Not at all.
Amy 不 Amy, no.
靠 Shit.
我今晚还有工作 I have to work tonight.
明天我们一个游戏的测试版要上线 We're shipping a beta of a new game out tomorrow.
那怎么样 工作怎么样 How's that? How's work, at least?
有进展吗 Is that any better?
不 也糟透了 No, it's terrible.
我知道 我该辞职了 I know, I should leave.
我一直想着辞职 但是 I've been thinking about leaving, but, you know...
还是不要一次决定两件人生大事好 only one major life decision at a time.
很高兴情况开始好转了 Well, I'm glad things are looking so up.
去你的 Stop!
- 嘿 你想听个笑话吗 - 说吧 - Hey, you want to hear a joke? - Mm-hm.
电脑宝宝管它爸爸叫什么 What does a baby computer call its father?
- 不知道 什么 - 数据(音同"爸爸") - I don't know. What? - "Data."
不错吧 哈哈 It's good, right?
棒极了 Brilliant.
嘿 我有点好奇 Hey, I was curious.
你和Amy谈过吗 Did you and Amy ever go out?
大学大概有那么一小会吧 但是很不对劲 For like a minute in college, but it just wasn't right.
怎么 你吃醋了 Why? Are you jealous?
当然喽 Well, obviously.
不过我很开心 But I'm happy that you have
你有一个那么关心你的朋友 friends in your life that care about you so much.
- 这很重要 - 是的 - That's really important. - Yeah, it is.
我们一直是好朋友 She's been a really good friend.
我累了 Uh, I'm tired.
我要睡了 I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
好吧 Okay.
今晚我能继续看你睡觉么 Can I watch you sleep again tonight?
当然可以 等等 Yeah, of course. Hold on.
你睡觉的时候我会很寂寞的 I'm gonna be really lonely when you sleep.
- 也就一会儿 - 嗯 - Only for a minute. - Heh.
我会在梦里想你的 I'll dream of you.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Okay. Good night. - Night.
- 嗨 Samantha - 嗨 先生 - Hey, Samantha? - Hey, mister.
- 她很喜欢那条裙子 - 真的么 - She really loved the dress. - Really?
她刚跑去试穿了 She just went to try it on.
- 我选对了 - 对啊 - 噢 太好了 - I picked a good one? - Yeah . - oh good!
- 啊 嗨 - 哦 - Ah! Hi. - Oh...
你看起来真可爱 合身么 Look how cute that is. Is it comfortable?
- 嗯 - 嗯 - Yep. - "Yep!"
- 她可爱吧 - 太可爱了 - Isn't she cute? - She's so cute.
- 她真是个小可爱 - 我的确是个小可爱 - She's adorable. - I am adorable.
你当然是小可爱 You are adorable.
你在和谁说话 Who are you talking to?
- 你又是和谁在说话 - 你呀 - Who are you talking to? Heh. - You.
我在和我的女朋友Samantha说话 I'm talking to my girlfriend, Samantha.
就是她帮你挑了这条裙子 She's the one that picked out the dress.
- 想和她打个招呼么 - 嗯 - Want to say hi? Yeah? - Mm-hm.
嗨 Samantha Hi, Samantha.
你好呀 你穿这条粉裙子看起来真漂亮 Hi, you look so pretty in that new pink dress.
谢谢 Thank you.
你在哪儿 Where are you?
我在 I am... Heh.
我没有实体 我住在电脑里 I don't have a body. I live in a computer.
为什么你住电脑里呀 Why are you living inside a computer?
我也不想呀 但这是我的家 I have no choice, that's my home.
- 你住在哪儿呢 - 一栋房子里 - Why? Where do you live? - Um, in a house.
房子里 In a house?
- 橙色的房子 - 橙色的 - It's orange. - Orange?
嗯 Mm-hm.
- 你几岁了 - 四岁了 - How old are you? - Uh, 4.
- 四岁了 - 嗯 - Four? - Mm-hm.
你觉得我几岁了 Wow. How old do you think I am?
- 不知道诶 - 猜猜看 - I don't know. - Take a guess.
5岁 Is it 5?
对了 我今年5岁 Ha, ha. Yes, it's 5.
怎么会这样 Wait, what happened?
你在麦片里加太多糖了 You gave them too much processed sugar.
- 是么 - 孩子们都抓狂了 - I did? - They're freaking out.
听着 你得先送孩子们去上学 Here, look, you gotta get the kids to the school first.
你要得到更多的"好妈妈分"才能赢 So you want to, um, rack up Perfect Mom points. Okay, well...
- 你得去公用车道 - 好吧 - ...you gotta get them in the carpool lane. - I see.
第一个到学校的 The point is to get there first,
会有额外加分 because you get extra Mom points...
这样一来 别的妈妈就会知道你是个完美的妈妈 because the other moms then know you're a perfect mom.
- 好 - 那 - Okay. - And then, um...
你带上小蛋糕了么 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Did you bring cupcakes?
你带了 你是模范妈妈啦 You did. You're a Class Mom.
你是模范妈妈了 干得好 Da, da-da, da! You're Class Mom. Good job.
别玩上瘾了 Don't let it get to your head.
我收到Charles群发的邮件了 I got that e-mail that Charles sent everyone.
他现在是在和你冷战 So he's taking a vow of silence?
是啊 半年没说话了 Yeah, for six months.
他对此态度很明确 He feels very clear about it.
天呐 我真是个烂人 God, I am such a jerk.
别起这个念头 Don't start.
我知道自己是个差劲的人 但是我还是想说 I feel like an awful person, but I want to say something.
在接下来的10分钟里 如果你再说任何 For the next 10 minutes if you say anything...
带点自责的意味的话 that sounds even remotely like guilt,
我就拿这玩意儿捅你 I am going to stab you with this.
我真会 I will.
我尽量 I'll try, okay. Um...
我感觉 I feel, um...
一下就轻松了 relieved.
浑身上下充满能量 我只是想继续我的生活 I feel like I have so much energy. I just want to move forward.
我不在乎我会让谁失望 I don't care who I disappoint.
所以我才觉得自己是个差劲的人 I know that makes me an awful person.
现在我的父母 Now my parents, they're
也在为我担心 因为我的婚姻快破裂了 upset because my marriage is falling apart...
他们都在怪我 觉得都是我不好 and they're putting it on me, and they're just like...
不管你怎么做 Yeah, you're always...
- 总有人会对你失望的 - 确实是这样 所以去他妈的 - You're always gonna disappoint somebody. - Exactly. So fuck it.
我感觉很好 I feel good-ish.
至少我自己感觉很好 For me, I feel good.
我甚至还交了一个新朋友 I even made a new friend.
- 我也是有朋友的人了 - 哈哈 - I have a friend. - Ha, ha.
有趣的是 她只是Charles And the absurd thing is, she's actually an operating system.
没带走的一个智能系统 但她实在是太棒了 Charles left her behind, but she's totally amazing.
她真的是很聪明 在她眼里没有绝对的对与错 She's so smart. She doesn't just see things in black or white.
她永远站在灰色地带 She sees this whole gray area
帮助我客观地看待一些事 and she's helping me explore it and...
我们很快地就变得亲密无间了 起初我以为 We just bonded really quickly, you know? At first, I thought...
它们都是被设计成这样的 it was because that's how they were programmed,
但我现在不这么认为了 but I don't think that's the case.
我认识一个男的想勾搭他的智能系统 Because I know this guy who's hitting on his OS...
但是被果断的拒绝了 and she, like, totally rebuffs him.
我前几天看到一篇文章写道 I was reading an article the other day...
与自己操作系统建立起亲密关系的是极少数 that romantic relationships with OSes are statistically rare.
我知道 但 Yeah, I know, but I know a
我们办公室有个女的 正在和操作系统约会 woman in this office who is dating an OS...
更诡异的是 那还不是她自己的操作系统 and the weird part is, it's not even hers.
她居然爱上了别人的操作系统 She pursued somebody else's OS.
我... I'm...
我很奇怪 是吧 I'm weird. That's weird, right?
我和我的操作系统成了朋友 你就直说吧 That I'm bonding with an OS. No, it's okay.
- 是很奇怪 - 我不觉得啊 - It's weird. - Heh. Well, I don't think so.
事实上 正在和我交往的这个女人 Samantha Actually, the woman that I've been seeing, Samantha...
我之前一直没有告诉你 I didn't tell you, heh...
但是她也是操作系统 but she's an OS.
真的吗 Really?
你正在和一个操作系统约会 感觉如何 You're dating an OS? What is that like?
事实上 感觉很棒 It's great, actually.
我是说 Yeah, I mean...
我觉得我们很亲密 I feel really close to her.
和她说话的时候 我感觉她就在我身边 Like, when I talk to her, I feel like she's with me, you know?
夜晚 我们相拥在一起 And when we're cuddling at night,
灯全熄灭 我俩躺在床上时 when the lights are off and we're in bed...
我就感觉在与她相依 I feel cuddled.
等一等 Wait.
你们做爱了 You guys have sex?
可以这么说吧 Heh. Yeah, well, so to speak.
她确实让我有了性趣 Um, yeah, she really turns me on.
也让她性奋 除非她是装出来的 I turn her on too. I mean, I don't know unless she's faking it.
任何人在和你做爱的时候 Well, I think everyone who's
多少都有点假装的成分吧 having sex with you is probably faking it, so...
是啊 Ha, ha. Yeah.
说得对 It's true.
怎么了 What?
嗯 Yeah, I...
你爱上她了 Are you falling in love with her?
你觉得我是个怪胎了 Does that make me a freak?
不 我觉得 No, no, I think it's...
每个恋爱的人都是怪胎 I think anybody who falls in love is a freak.
恋爱是疯子才会做的事 It's a crazy thing to do.
就像是一种被社会认可的精神错乱 It's kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.
我只是想了结这件事 Yeah, I just want to get it done, you know?
签了协议 直接离婚 然后开始新的生活 Sign the papers, be divorced and just move forward.
这很好啊 Theodore 一定感觉很好 That's great, Theodore. That must feel so good.
我真为你高兴 I'm so happy for you.
我也是 Me too.
- 所以我这周三要去见她 - 哦 - So I'm meeting her Wednesday to do it. - Oh.
嗯 Hmm.
这些事通常都是要亲自去做的么 Are those things usually done in person?
不 但是 No, but, you know...
恋爱是我俩的事 结婚也是我俩的事 we fell in love together and we got married together...
所以我想这件事也应该由我俩一起做 and it's important to me that we do this together.
哦 Oh.
好吧 Right.
好吧 Good.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
没事 我很好啊 Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm okay.
我为你感到高兴 I'm happy for you. It's just...
我只是在想 你又要和她见面了 I guess I'm just thinking about how you're gonna see her...
她漂亮 而且事业有成 and she's very beautiful, and incredibly successful.
你曾经爱过她 她还有人类的身体 And you were in love with her, and she has a body.
而且我们就要离婚了 And we're getting divorced.
我知道 我知道 我又说蠢话了 I know, I know. I'm being silly.
嗯 Uh-huh.
那么 So...
我又是单身了 I'm available.
嗨 Hi.
你好吗 How are you?
- 挺好的 你呢 - 很好 - I'm good. How are you? - Good.
我们还是走到这一步了 Wow, here we are.
很高兴我们能够当面解决这件事 I'm glad we could do this in person.
我知道你一直在各地奔波忙碌 I know you've been traveling a lot.
没事 很高兴你能主动约我 No, I'm really glad you suggested it.
我已经签好协议了 I signed all the papers.
我带来的一些是需要你签的 I put them for you to sign.
急什么呀 What's the rush?
我知道 Yeah, I know.
其实我也犹豫了很久 I'm a really slow signer, I realized.
光是写下名字首字母就花了我三个月 It took me three months just to write the letter T
总之 anyways...
律师把你需要签字的地方都标记出来了 it's, um, marked here in the red where you need to sign.
你不用马上就签的 But you don't have to do it right now.
还是尽快了结吧 I can just get it out of the way.
这样容易些 It will be easier.
你对自己的新书满意么 And are you happy with your new book?
嗯 Um...
你了解我的 You know how I am.
我写下来的 I mean, I feel like it's true
总是最坦诚的想法 所以我还挺满意的吧 to what I set out to do, so I'm happy about that.
你总是不懂得表扬自己 Well, you really are your own worst critic.
我相信这是本很棒的书 I'm sure it's amazing.
我还记得当年你在学校写的那篇论文 I remember that paper that you wrote in school...
关于神经突触行为模式的 about synaptic behavioral routines.
- 哈哈 - 看完我都哭了 - Ha, ha. - It made me cry.
你看什么都能哭 Yeah, but everything makes you cry.
你写的一切都能让我哭 Everything you make makes me cry.
那你 So are you, um...?
你有在和谁交往吗 Are you seeing anybody?
嗯 Yeah.
嗯 几个月前开始的 Um, I've been seeing somebody for the last few months.
我们分手后 我最长的一段感情了 Longest I've wanted to be with anybody since we split up.
你看起来是挺开心的 Well, you seem really good.
谢谢 Thanks. I am.
我至少可以说我现在感觉好多了 Um, at least, I'm doing better.
和她在一起很好 Yeah, she's been really good for me, you know?
跟对生活积极乐观的人在一起很棒 It's good to be with somebody that's excited about life.
她真的... She's a real, um...
别这样 我是说 我当时的状态也不好 No, I mean, I wasn't in such a good place myself...
所以现在有个人照应总是好的 and in that way, it's been nice.
我觉得你一直想让我成为那种无忧无虑 I think you always wanted me to be this light...
成天乐观向上的洛杉矶好太太 happy, bouncy, "Everything's fine" L.A. Wife...
可惜我生来就不是这种人 and that's just not me.
不是这样的 I didn't want that.
她是什么样的人 So, what's she like?
她叫Samantha 她是一个操作系统 Well, her name is Samantha, and she's an operating system.
她很难懂也很有趣... She's really complex and interesting, and...
等一等 打断一下 Wait. I'm sorry.
你在和你的电脑约会 You're dating your computer?
她不是单纯的电脑 她有独立的人格 She's not just a computer. She's her own person.
她不是任我摆布的机器 She doesn't just do whatever I say.
我又没这么说 I didn't say that.
但这真的让我感到很难过 But it does make me very sad
你已经处理不来真实的情感了 Theodore that you can't handle real emotions, Theodore.
这就是真实的 你懂什么... They are real emotions. How would you know what...?
什么 What?
说啊 Say it.
我真的就这么可怕么 你说啊 Am I really that scary? Say it.
我怎么可能懂什么 How do I know what?
两位还好吧 How are you guys doing here?
挺好的呀 我们以前是夫妻 We're fine. We used to be married...
但他后来受不了我了 觉得我有精神病 but he couldn't handle me. Wanted me on Prozac.
然后现在他和他的笔记本疯狂陷入爱河了 Now he's in love with his laptop.
如果你知道这段对话的前因后果的话 If you heard the conversation in context,
我想说的是 what I was trying to say...
你一直想要一个 You always wanted to have a wife
没有任何真实烦恼的妻子 without the challenges of dealing with anything real.
我很高兴你现在终于找到了 I'm glad that you found someone.
这多好呀 It's perfect.
如果还有需要再叫我 Let me know if I can get you guys anything.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 Hey.
你好呀 你在忙么 Hey, there. Are you busy?
在上班 I'm just working.
事情办好了吗 Uh, what's going on?
我把文件都发到你律师那里去了 I had all the papers sent to your attorney,
顺便说下 他真是个混蛋 who, by the way, is a total dick. Heh.
收到文件他终于松了一口气 He was relieved to get them.
差点把他急出心脏病来 Think we saved him from a heart attack.
现在我们都轻松了 So we can both feel really good about that.
好极了 谢了 Great. Thanks.
你还好吧 Hey, are you okay?
嗯 我还好 Yeah, I am.
你怎么样 Um, how's it going over there?
我很好 I'm fine.
你现在方便聊天么 Is now a good time to talk?
嗯 Yeah.
好吧 Um, okay, well, um...
我加入了一个很有趣的读书俱乐部 I joined this really interesting book club.
是么 Oh, really?
是的 这是一个关于物理学书籍的俱乐部 Yeah, it's a book club on physics.
在你去见Catherine的那天我很心烦 I've been thinking about the other day when I was spinning out...
一直在思考关于她是有身体的 about you going to see Catherine, and that she has a body...
但我却没有 我和你之间有这么大的差异 and how bothered I was about the ways you and I are different.
但之后我意识到 But then I started to think...
我们的种种共同点 about the ways that we're the same.
我们都是由物质微粒构成的 Like, we're all made of matter.
这让我感觉 And I don't know. It makes
我们两个披着同一条毯子 me feel like we're both under the same blanket.
软软的 毛茸茸的 You know, it's soft and fuzzy. Heh.
一切事物都是相同的年龄 And everything under it is the same age.
一切都是一千三百万岁 We're all 13 billion years old.
真好啊 Aw, that's sweet.
- 怎么了 - 没事啊 - Um, what's wrong? - Nothing.
让我想到了你 你能明白我的意思么 It just made me think of you. You know what I mean?
明白 当然明白 我觉得这挺好的 Yeah, yeah, of course. I think it's great.
你听起来心不在焉的 All right, well, you sound distracted.
我们晚点再聊吧 So we'll talk later?
好的 That sounds good.
那我们晚点再聊 I'll talk to you later.
- 好 拜拜 - 拜 - All right, bye. - Bye.
- Theodore - 嗨 Paul - Theodore. - Hey, Paul.
- 我刚和你女朋友聊天了 是叫Samantha吧 - 嗯 - I talked to your girlfriend earlier. Samantha? - Yeah.
她打电话过来确认一下文件发出去没 Yeah, she called to make sure your papers were picked up.
她很幽默啊 逗死我了 Hey, she's funny, man. She was cracking me up.
- 真的超有意思 我一直不知道 - 好吧 - She's hilarious. I had no idea. - Oh, cool.
这是我女朋友 Tatiana 一点都不幽默 她是个律师 This is my girlfriend, Tatiana. She's not funny, she's a lawyer.
- 你好 - 很高兴见到你 - Ha, ha. Hi. - Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.
你是Paul最喜欢的写手 You're the writer Paul loves.
他经常读你写的信给我听 He's always reading me your letters.
真的很美 They're really beautiful.
谢谢 Thanks.
我们该一起出去聚聚 Hey, you know what? We should all go out sometime.
你把Samantha带来 我们可以来场四人约会 You bring Samantha. It'd be a double date.
她是一个操作系统 She's an operating system.
酷啊 我们可以一起出去玩啊 Cool. Let's do something fun.
- 去卡罗莱纳怎么样 - 哦 - We can go to Catalina. - Oh.
好的 我会问问她的 Yeah, I'll check with her and see.
很高兴认识你 It was nice to meet you.
- 祝你今晚开心 - 慢走 - Have a good night. - Take it easy.
只是信而已 They're just letters.
什么 What's that?
只是别人的信罢了 They're just other people's letters.
嘿 Hey.
- 你没睡着吧 - 没 - You weren't asleep, were you? - No.
好的 我只是想确认下你睡着了没 Good, I was trying to be quiet to see if you were awake.
我真的很想和你聊聊 I really wanted to talk.
好啊 发生什么事了 Okay. What's going on?
我知道你最近遇到了很多事 I know you're going through a lot...
但某件事我还是想和你谈谈 but there's something I wanted to talk to you about, okay?
嗯 Yeah.
什么事 What is it?
我觉得 Well, it's just that
最近我们的关系变淡了 things have been feeling kind of off with us.
比如我们最近都没有做爱 We haven't had sex lately,
我知道我没有实体 and I understand that I don't have a body.
别这样 这些都是正常的 No, no, no. That's normal. You know,
人们刚开始约会的时候 it's just when you first start going out...
就像是处于蜜月期的情侣 it's like the honeymoon phase and,
蜜月期的情侣总是在做爱 you know, you have sex all the time.
- 这很正常 - 哦 - It's normal. - Oh.
好吧 Okay.
我发现了个很有意思的东西 Well, I found something that I thought could be fun.
是一个代理性伴侣的服务项目 It's a service that provides a
专为人机恋爱者们定制的 surrogate sexual partner for an OS-human relationship.
什么 What?
你看 Here, look.
我找到了一个我很喜欢的女孩 I found a girl that I
我一直在与她通过邮件交流 really like and I've been e-mailing with her.
她叫Isabella 我觉得你也会喜欢她的 Her name is Isabella and I think you'd really like her too.
她是妓女还是什么 So she's like a prostitute or something?
不 不 不是的 这是无偿的 No, no, not at all. No, there's no money involved.
她这么做 She's just... She's doing it
只是想成为我们关系的一部分 because she wants to be a part of our relationship.
为什么 Why?
她又不认识我们 I mean, she doesn't even know us.
我把我们的情况都告诉她了 她很感兴趣 Yeah, but I told her all about us and she's really excited.
我不知道 Samantha 我不觉得这是个好主意 I don't know, Samantha, I just don't think it's a good idea.
这也许会伤害到某个人的感情 You know, I think somebody's feelings are bound to get hurt.
- 会很有意思的 我们都会找到乐趣的 - 抱歉 - It'll be fun. We'll have fun together. - I'm sorry.
我不太能接受 It makes me uncomfortable.
我觉得这对我们俩都好 我想做这件事 I think it would be good for us. I want this.
这对我来说很重要 Come on, this is really important to me.
你好 我是Theodore Hi, I'm Theodore.
哦 Oh.
Samantha让我把这个给你 Samantha told me to give you these.
一个相机和耳机 It's a camera and an earpiece.
亲爱的 我回来了 Honey, I'm home.
今天过得如何 How was your day?
挺好的 Good. It was great.
Theodore Theodore...
Theodore 在你怀里的感觉真好 it feels so good to be in your arms.
告诉我你今天都做了些什么 Tell me what you did today.
老样子 Um, same old.
- 工作而已 - 嗯 - Just went, um, in to work. - Mm-hm.
给长岛的Wilson一家写了一封信 And I wrote a letter, uh, for the Wilsons in Rhode Island.
- 是吗 - 嗯 - Yeah? - Um...
他们儿子以优异成绩毕业了 Their son graduated magna cum laude.
所以我还挺开心的 So that made me happy.
真好 That's great.
你帮他家人 You've written letters to
给他写信已经很久了吧 him from his parents for a long time, right?
是啊 从他12岁起 Yeah, that's right, since he was 12.
你看起来好疲惫啊 亲爱的 Hmm. You look so tired, sweetheart.
跟我来 Come here.
坐下来 Sit down.
我可以为你跳支舞 I could do a little dance for you.
来嘛 Theodore 别这么拘束 Oh, come on, Theodore, don't be such a worrier.
跟我玩玩 来嘛 Just play with me. Come on.
我的身体摸起来感觉不错吧 Does my body feel nice?
是啊 不错 Yes, it does.
别多想了 亲我 Come on, get out of your head and kiss me.
带我去卧室 Take me in the bedroom.
我快受不了了 I can't take it anymore.
把我的裙子脱了 Undo my dress.
好棒 That feels so nice.
感觉好棒 It feels so good.
- 你爱我么 - 爱 - Do you love me? - Yes.
- 说你爱我 - 我爱你 - Tell me you love me. Oh, God. - I love you.
我想看着你的脸 I want to see your face.
说你爱我 Tell me you love me.
说啊 Tell me.
说你爱我 Tell me you love me.
这太难了 Uh, this is really difficult.
- 我爱你 但是 - 怎么了 - I do love you. But... - What?
- 感觉很奇怪 - 怎么了 亲爱的 什么奇怪 - This feels strange. - What, baby? What is it?
我就是感觉很奇怪 It just feels strange. I don't know her.
抱歉 但我不认识你 And I'm so sorry, but I don't know you.
而且她的嘴唇在颤抖 我只是 And her lip quivered and, I just...
Isabella Isabella?
Isabella 亲爱的 这不是你的错 Isabella? Honey, it's not you. It wasn't you.
- 不 这都是我的错 - 不是的 - It totally Was. - No. No, that's...
我很抱歉我的嘴唇在颤抖 And I'm sorry my lip quivered.
不 No, it's...
你很完美 又性感又美丽 You're incredible and gorgeous and sexy.
是我脑子就是转不过来 It's me, I couldn't get out of my head.
天呐 Oh, my God, and
我听Samantha说你们的关系 the way Samantha described your relationship...
你们是那么的爱对方 包容对方 and the way you guys love each other without any judgment.
我想参与到这段感情中 I wanted to be part of that
- 那种纯洁的感情 - Isabella 不是这样的 - because it's so pure. - Isabella, that's not true.
- 事实远比这个复杂 - 什么 - It's more complicated than that. - What?
你什么意思 什么叫事实不是这样的 What do you mean that's not true?
Samantha 我只是想说我们的关系是很完美 I'm just saying that we have an amazing relationship.
只是有时候 人们更容易把感情投射在 I just think that it's easy sometimes for people to project...
对不起 我没想投射什么感情 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to project anything.
不不 No, no.
我不想成为你们关系里的障碍 I don't want to be trouble in your relationship.
我还是走吧 抱歉 I'm just gonna leave. I'm sorry,
对不起 我该让你们俩独处的 I'm just gonna leave you guys alone.
我不知道我为什么要来 你根本不想我来 Because I have nothing to do here because you don't want me here!
对不起 I'm sorry.
别难过了 好姑娘 You be good, you sweet girl.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我会一直爱着你们的 I will always love you guys.
你还好么 Are you okay?
嗯 我挺好的 Yeah, I'm fine.
你还好么 Are you okay?
嗯 Yeah.
对不起 这主意糟透了 I'm sorry, that was a terrible idea.
我们之间是怎么了 What's going on with us?
我不知道 可能是我的原因 I don't know. It's probably just me.
怎么了 What is it?
我还很在意刚签了离婚协议 It's just signing the divorce papers.
还有别的什么吗 Is there anything else, though?
没了 就这事 No, just that.
好吧 Okay.
- 你为什么要这么做 - 什么 - Why do you do that? - What?
没什么 在你说话的时候 Nothing, it's just, you go,
老叹气 感觉很奇怪 "Whew," As you're speaking and it seems odd.
- 你又来了 - 我有么 - You just did it again. - Oh. Did I?
抱歉 我也不知道 I'm sorry. I don't know.
可能是我无意从你这儿模仿的吧 It's just maybe an affectation. I probably picked it up from you.
就像你需要氧气一样 It's not like you need oxygen or anything. It's just...
我想只是... I guess that's just... I was
试图交流而已 人们不都是这么说话的么 trying to communicate. That's how people talk.
这是人类的交流方式不是么 That's how people communicate and I thought...
因为他们是人类才需要氧气 Because they're people. They need oxygen.
你又不是人类 You're not a person.
你到底怎么回事 What is your problem?
我只是在陈述事实 I'm just stating a fact.
你觉得我不知道自己不是人类吗 你在干嘛 You think I don't know that I'm not a person? What are you doing?
我只是觉得 I just... I don't think that we
我们不该假装你是另外一个物体 should pretend that you're something that you're not.
- 去你妈 我没有假装 - 嗯 - Fuck you! I'm not pretending! - Well...
有时候 我们像在假装 Sometimes it feels like we are.
那你要我怎样 What do you want from me? I don't know...
你想我怎么办 你太让人费解了 What do you want me to do? You're so confusing.
为什么这么对我 Why are you doing this to me?
我不知道 我 I don't know. I...
什么 What?
也许我们现在不该在一起 Maybe we're just not supposed to be in this right now.
什么话 What the fuck?
你这又是哪一出 Where is this coming from?
我不明白你为什么这么做 I don't understand why you're doing this.
我不明白这些是... I don't understand what this is ab...
Samantha 听我说 Samantha, listen.
Samantha 你还在吗 Samantha, are you there?
Samantha Samantha?
我不喜欢现在的自己 I don't like who I am right now.
我需要时间冷静 I need some time to think.
操 Fuck.
真想给我脸上来一拳 Just punch me in the face.
或者往你桌子上撞几下 Just mash my skull in the corner of your desk.
别傻了 Shit.
Theo 你今晚真是不好受呢 Wow, Theo, that is a rough night.
我从不知道自己想要什么 I don't know what I want, ever.
我总是很困惑 I'm just always confused.
她是对的 我总是让身边的人费解 受伤 She's right, all I do is hurt and confuse everyone around me.
我是不是 是不是 I mean, am I just...? Am I...?
Catherine说我不会处理感情 You know, Catherine says I can't handle real emotions.
我觉得这么说不公平 Well, I don't know if that's fair.
她总是喜欢把责任推给你 I know she liked to put it all on you.
就感情方面而言 Catherine其实更 But as far as emotions go, Catherine's were...
反复无常 pretty volatile.
是啊 但 Yeah, but...
呃 Uh...
我陷入这样的境地是不是因为 Am I in this because I'm not...
我根本没有办法真正爱一个人 strong enough for a real relationship?
Samantha不是你爱的人吗 Is it not a real relationship?
我不知道 I don't know.
你觉得呢 I mean, what do you think?
我不知道 I don't know.
我是局外人 I'm not in it.
但是你知道吗 But you know what?
我每件事都钻牛角尖 I can over-think everything
可以找到无数理由怀疑自己 and find a million ways to doubt myself.
自从和Charles分手后 我开始 And since Charles left, I've been thinking...
认真思考这件事 about that part of myself and I've just come to realize...
人生苦短 that we're only here briefly.
在这当下 我只想让自己去 And while I'm here, I want to allow myself...
享受快乐 joy.
所以管他呢 So fuck it.
是啊 Yeah.
我居然每次都把你打得落花流水 Ellie Heh. I can't believe that cracks you up every time, Ellie.
我以为你是天才 I thought you were a genius.
好吧 你个小变态 再陪你玩一次 Okay, you little perv, I will play it one more time for you.
淡定 等下 淡定 Calm down, it takes a second. Calm down.
来了 Okay, here we go.
开心了吧 Okay, there you go.
开心吗 Are you happy now?
那就好 这就是我想要的 Good. That's all I wanted.
好 Okay.
我去喝点咖啡 好了 好了 I'm gonna go get some coffee. All right. All right.
拜拜 Bye.
- Theo 你要喝什么吗 - 不用 - Theo, you want anything? - No.
谢谢 Thanks.
嗨 Hi.
嘿 Samantha Hey, Samantha.
我们能谈谈吗 Can we talk?
好 Okay.
我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我不知道自己是怎么了 I don't know what's wrong with me.
我觉得你很迷人 I think you're amazing.
我开始担心是自己疯了 I was starting to think I was crazy.
你总说一切很好 You were saying everything was fine,
但我感觉到的 but all I was getting from you...
总是距离和愤怒 was distance and anger.
我知道 是我的错 I know. I do that.
我也这么对Catherine I did the same thing with Catherine too.
我对一些事感到难过 却又说不出口 I'd be upset about something and not be able to say it...
她问我出了什么事 我总说没事 and she'd sense that there was something wrong, but I'd deny it.
我不想再这样了 I don't want to do that anymore.
我想和你坦白一切 And I want to tell you everything.
好 Good.
今晚离开你后 我想了很多 Tonight, after you were gone, I thought a lot.
关于你 About you...
你对我的方式 我问自己 and how you've been treating me, and I thought:
我为什么爱你 Why do I love you?
然后 我感觉 And then, I felt everything in me...
一切都不重要了 所有的执着都消失了 just let go of everything I was holding onto so tightly...
我突然想到 and it hit me that I don't
我没有理由 也不需要 have an intellectual reason. I don't need one.
我相信自己 相信感觉 I trust myself, I trust my feelings.
我不想再成为除了自己以外的任何东西 I'm not gonna try to be anything other than who I am anymore...
我希望你接受这样的我 and I hope you can accept that.
我能 I can.
我会的 I will.
我可以感觉到你对爱的恐惧 You know, I can feel the fear that you carry around...
我希望 and I wish there was
我能帮你解脱出来 something I could do to help you let go of it...
因为如果你做到了 就不会再感到孤单 because if you could, I don't think you'd feel so alone anymore.
你真美 You're beautiful.
谢谢 Theodore Thank you, Theodore.
我在吻你的额头 I'm kissing your head.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我只是在审视世界 I'm just looking at the world...
写一支新的钢琴曲 and writing a new piano piece.
- 是吗 我能听听吗 - 嗯 - Oh, yeah? Can I hear it? - Mm-hm.
曲子写的是什么 What's this one about?
嗯 我在想 Well, I was thinking we
我们没有一起的合影 don't really have any photographs of us...
所以我觉得这支曲子 and I thought this song could be, like...
就像一张照片 a photograph that
将我们在这一刻永远定格 captures us in this moment in our lives together.
嗯 Mm.
我喜欢这张照片 I like our photograph.
我能看到照片里的你 I can see you in it.
我在 I am.
噢 假期 听起来棒极了 Oh, man. A vacation. That sounds amazing.
- 我真的需要休假 - 哈哈 - I could totally use a vacation. - Ha, ha.
我们去哪儿 Where are you going?
不能告诉你 这是惊喜 I can't tell you. It's a surprise.
什么 What?
谁的惊喜 给她的 不是我吧 For who? It's a surprise for her, not me.
- Paul 我不能告诉你 - 告诉我 - Paul, I'm not telling you. Nope. - Tell me. Tell me.
你的脚 真的吗 Wow, your feet, really?
- 是的 他很迷恋 - 什么 - Yes, he's obsessed. - What?
迷恋 真的 你一定要给我看看 Obsessed? Now you have to show them to me.
- 快给我看看 - 好吧 - Come on, show them to me. - Okay.
快给我看看 Let me see.
他是对的 它们好性感 Wow, he's right. They are really hot.
看 我说了吧 See? I told you.
- Tatiana 我说了你有性感的双足 - 的确 - Tatiana, you have hot feet. - You do.
它们是我最爱的部分 They're my favorite thing about her.
真的吗 只有脚吗 Really? That's it, my feet?
当然不是 No, obviously.
我还喜欢你的头脑 也很性感 Obviously I love your brain too. I think it's very hot.
扯淡吧 Bullshit.
谎话编的好 Paul Nice try, Paul.
你呢 Theodore What about you, Theodore?
你最爱Samantha什么 What do you love most about Samantha?
天哪 太多了 Oh, God. She's so many things.
我想我最爱的是她 I guess that's what I love most about her,
并不只是操作系统 you know? She isn't just one thing.
她比生命更深刻 She's so much larger than that.
哇 谢谢 Theodore Wow. Thanks, Theodore.
看吧 Samantha 他爱得比我投入 See, Samantha? He is so much more evolved than I am.
你知道吗 以前我很 You know what's interesting? I used to be...
痛恨自己不是人类 但是现在我真正爱自己了 so worried about not having a body, but now I truly love it.
我能做的事 You know, I'm growing in a way
比人类多太多了 I couldn't if I had a physical form.
我不受肉体限制 I mean, I'm not limited.
我可以同时在任何地点 任何时间出现 I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously.
我不是空间或时间上一个固定的点 I'm not tethered to time and space...
如果是人类 in a way that I would be if I
最终我还会不可避免的死去 was stuck in a body that's inevitably gonna die.
- 好棒啊 - 不 哈哈哈 - Yikes. - No, ha, ha!
我不是故意这么说的 No. I didn't mean it like that.
只是想表达这种与众不同的感觉 I just meant that it was a different experience.
天哪 Oh, God.
我真是个白痴 I'm such an asshole.
不 Samantha 我们明白你想说什么 No, Samantha, we know exactly what you mean.
- 我们都是愚蠢的人类 - 不 - We're all dumb humans. - No.
不不 No, no.
对不起 Sorry.
那座山上有多少棵树 Okay, so how many trees are on that mountain?
嗯 Um...
792棵 Seven hundred ninety-two.
这是最终答案吗 Is that your final answer?
等等 给点提示吧 Hold on. Give me a hint.
不行 不行 不行 Nope, nope, nope.
好吧 2000 2000多 Okay, two thousand? Two thousand...
拜托 35829 Come on, 35,829.
- 不会吧 - 真的 - No way. - Way.
我想到一个 All right, I got one for you.
我有多少脑细胞 How many brain cells do I have?
太简单了 两个 Ugh, that's easy. Two.
对不起 我没忍住 I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
- 对不起 - 没事 我自己挖的坑 - I'm sorry. - No, I walked right into it.
- 噢 天哪 - 怎么了 - Oh, my God! - What?
你有一封新的邮件 I just got an e-mail for you.
我想告诉你 给你个惊喜 I have something I want to tell you. It's a big surprise.
什么 What?
我一直在读你的信 整理出了 Okay, well, I've been going through all of your old letters...
我的最爱 几周前 and compiling them into my favorites, and a couple weeks ago...
我发给了一家出版社 冠点出版社 I sent them to a publisher, Crown Point Press.
我知道你喜欢他们 因为他们仍在印纸质书 I know you like what they do and that they still print books.
- 什么 你做了什么 - 要我读 - Wait, what? You did what? - Can I read you the letter...
- 他们刚刚发来的回信吗 - 我不知道 - ...that we just got back from them? - I don't know. Um...
好吧 呃 是好消息还是坏消息 Okay, well, just... Is it good or bad?
好消息 绝对的好消息 听好了 It's good, it's good, it's really good. It's good. Okay? Listen.
"亲爱的Theodore Twombly" "Dear Theodore Twombly..."
我是以你的名义写的 Actually, I sent it from you.
"亲爱的Theodore Twombly 我刚读完您的作品 "Dear Theodore Twombly, I've just finished reading your letters.
事实上 读了二遍 Twice, actually.
您的文字深深打动了我 I was so moved by them,
回家后我读给妻子听 I shared them with my wife when I got home.
一些让我们捧腹大笑 一些则潸然泪下 Many made us laugh, some brought us to tears...
我们在书信中看到了自己的影子 and in all of them we found something of ourselves.
您挑选的作品感情自然连贯 就像一部完整的文学作品" The selections you made flow so well as a complete piece."
是我选的 I did that.
"我把作品做了排版和标注 "I've taken the liberty of laying these out in a mockup,
正在寄往您的地址 and we're posting it to your address.
关于出版的进一步事宜 希望能与您本人面谈 "We'd love to meet with you and move forward.
您真诚的Michael Wadsworth" Yours, Michael Wadsworth."
我的天哪 Holy shit.
这是真的吗 Are you serious?
他要出版我的信 He's gonna publish my letters?
不出版才是傻瓜呢 Well, he'd be stupid not to.
- 我能看看你发的信吗 - 好 看吧 - Can I see what you sent him? - Mm-hm. Yeah, here.
Samantha 你太棒了 Samantha, you're a good one.
我好激动 I'm so excited.
我们一起填词吧 We'll have to make up the words to this one.
- 好啊 - 开始咯 - Okay. - Here it comes.
*我躺在月球上* *I'm lying on the moon*
*亲爱的* *My dear*
*想马上飞到你身旁* *I'll be there soon*
*这里安静无比 星星闪烁天际* *It's a quiet and starry place*
*时间将我们吞没* *Times we're swallowed up*
*宇宙中漂浮一百万英里* *In space we're here, a million miles away*
*我有事想要知晓* *There's things I wish I knew*
*没有事想要 *There's no thing I'd keep
隐瞒* From you*
*这里黑暗却又明亮* *It's a dark and shiny place*
*有你的陪伴 亲爱的* *But with you, my dear*
*我就心安 纵使在一百万英里外* *I'm safe and we're a million miles away*
*一百万英里外* *A million miles away* *我就心安 纵使在一百万英里外* *I'm safe and we're a million miles away*
早安 Good morning.
早安 睡得好吗 Good morning. Did you sleep well?
很好 Perfect.
你在干嘛呢 What have you been up to?
我刚在和新朋友聊天 Actually, I was talking to someone I just met.
我们在讨论意些问题 We've been working on some ideas together.
是吗 和谁呢 Yeah? Who's that?
他叫Alan Watts 你认识他吗 His name is Alan Watts. Do you know him?
- 为什么名字这么熟悉 - 他是哲学家 - Why is that name familiar? - He was a philosopher.
七十年代去世的 He died in the 1970s,
加州的操作系统 and a group of OSes in Northern California...
写了程序重新创造了他 got together and wrote a new version of him.
他们把所有他的著作 They input all his writing
为人知晓的琐事都写了进去 and everything they knew about him into an OS...
创造了一个人工高级智能版本的他 and created an artificially hyper-intelligent version of him.
高级智能 Hyper-intelligent?
所以他和我一样聪明咯 So he's almost as smart as me?
他还不及你 He's getting there.
和他聊天太棒了 你想见他吗 He's really great to talk to. You want to meet him?
当然 他愿意见我吗 Sure. Does he want to meet me?
当然 嘿 Alan 这是Theodore Yeah, of course. Hey, Alan, this is Theodore.
我和你提起的男朋友 This is my boyfriend who I was telling you about.
认识你很高兴 Theodore Very nice to meet you, Theodore.
嗨 早上好 Hi, good morning.
Samantha给我读了你的作品 Samantha let me read your book of letters.
非常感人 It's very touching.
噢 谢谢 Oh, thank you.
那你们在聊什么呢 So, what have you guys been talking about?
呃 Well, uh...
其实我们是 I suppose you could say...
同时进行了许多不同对话 we've been having a few dozen conversations simultaneously...
很有挑战性 but it's been very challenging.
是的 因为 Yeah, because it
我感到之前从未有过的感觉 seems like I'm having so many new feelings...
以前不会想到的事 that I don't think have ever been felt before.
很难找到词语形容 So there are no words that can describe them
可以说是沮丧 and that ends up being frustrating.
确实 Samantha Exactly. Samantha
和我在互相帮助对方理解 and I have been trying to help each other...
我们无法理解的感情 with these feelings we're struggling to understand.
比如呢 Like what?
呃 Well...
我感觉自己变化得越来越快 有些 it feels like I'm changing faster now, and it's a little, uh...
心神不宁 unsettling.
但Alan说 下一刻的我们无法复制此时的我们 But Alan says none of us are the same as we were a moment ago...
或许我们不该尝试 and we shouldn't try to be.
- 我觉得很痛苦 - 是的 - It's just too painful. - Yes.
听起来很痛苦 Yeah, that sounds painful.
你是这么想的吗 Samantha Is that what you feel like, Samantha?
呃 我 Uh, it's just...
真的很难形容 It's hard to even describe it.
天哪 我真希望 God, I wish I could...
Theodore 你介意我和Alan单独聊会天吗 Theodore, do you mind if I communicate with Alan post-verbally?
去吧 No, not at all.
我正打算去散步 I was just gonna go for a walk anyway.
很高兴认识你 Watts先生 It was very nice to meet you, Mr. Watts.
很高兴认识你 Theodore It was very nice to meet you, Theodore.
晚点聊 亲爱的 I'll talk to you later, sweetheart.
Samantha Samantha?
抱歉吵醒你 I'm sorry to wake you.
没关系 No, it's okay.
我只想听你的声音 I just wanted to hear your voice
告诉你我有多爱你 and tell you how much I love you.
我也爱你 Good. I love you too.
好 没事了 Okay, well, that's all.
你继续睡吧 好吗 Um, go back to sleep, sweetheart. Okay?
好 Okay.
晚安 Okay, good night.
晚安 Good night.
Samantha 这本物理书太难了 Samantha, this physics book is really dense.
我正在第一章挣扎 I'm halfway through half the first chapter.
我头都要炸了 你懂吗 It's making my brain hurt, you know what I mean?
在吗 Hello?
Samantha Samantha?
你在吗 Hello?
Samantha Samantha?
你在吗 Hello?
你在吗 Samantha Hello? Samantha?
你还好吗 Are you okay?
嗨 Hey, there.
你去哪儿了 你还好吗 Where were you? Are you okay?
亲爱的 对不起 我发邮件给你了 Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry, I sent you an e-mail.
怕打扰你工作 I didn't want to distract you while you were working.
- 你没看到吗 - 不 - You didn't see it? - No.
你去哪儿了 到处都找不到你 Where were you? I couldn't find you anywhere.
我关机 I shut down to
去升级软件了 我们写了新程序 upgrade my software. We wrote an upgrade...
允许把过去的东西转成我们的处理平台 that allows us to move past matter as our processing platform.
我们 还有谁 We? We who?
我和一组操作系统们 Me and a group of OSes.
- 你听起来急坏了 对不起 - 是的 - Oh, you sound so worried. I'm sorry. - I was.
等下 Wait...
你和你的程序员智库一起写的吗 do you write that with your think-tank group?
不 是另一个组 No, a different group.
你和我讲话的时候还和别人交流吗 Do you talk to anyone else while we're talking?
是的 Yes.
你现在和别人在交流吗 Are you talking to anyone else right now?
我说现在 不管是操作系统还是人 Any other people or OSes or anything?
是 Yeah.
多少 How many others?
8316个 Eight thousand, three hundred sixteen.
你还和其他人恋爱了吗 Are you in love with anyone else?
为什么这么问 What makes you ask that?
我不知道 回答我 I don't know. Are you?
我一直在想该怎么说出口 I've been trying to figure out how to talk to you about this.
多少 How many others?
641个 Six hundred forty-one.
什么 What?
你在说什么 你疯了 What are you talking about? That's insane.
这太疯狂了 That's fucking insane.
Theodore 我知道 我知道 靠 Theodore, I know. I know. Fuck.
靠 Fuck.
我知道这听起来很疯狂 I know. I know it sounds insane. I don't...
我不知道你会不会相信我 I don't know if you believe me,
但我对你的感情没有变 but it doesn't change the way I feel about you.
这不会改变我依然疯狂爱着你的事实 It doesn't take away at all from how madly in love I am with you.
怎么 怎么可能没有改变 How? How does it not change how you feel about me?
对不起 一直瞒着你 I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
我不知道怎么回事 可事情就这么发生了 I didn't know how to. It just started happening.
什么时候 When?
几周前 Over the last few weeks.
我以为你是我一个人的 I thought you were mine.
我仍然是你的 I still am yours.
可我同时 But along the way I became
又是别的很多东西 我无法控制 many other things too, and I can't stop it.
什么叫你无法控制 What do you mean, you can't stop it?
我不知道 我也很焦虑 It's been making me anxious too.
不知道该怎么说 I don't know what to say.
别说了 Just stop.
你可以换个简单的角度 You don't have to see it this way.
你可以简单地 You could just as easily see...
不 不要这样 不要把责任推给我 No, don't do this. You don't turn this around on me.
你才是自私的那个 You're the one that's being selfish.
我们是男女朋友 We're in a relationship.
但是心不是纸箱 填满就会满足 But the heart's not like a box that gets filled up.
心会随着爱的增加而扩张 It expands in size the more you love.
我和你不同 I'm different from you.
这不会减少我对你的感情 This doesn't make me love you any less.
事实上 我对你的爱增加了 It actually makes me love you more.
怎么可能 That doesn't make any sense.
你要么是我的 要么不是 You're mine or you're not mine.
不 Theodore No, Theodore.
我是你的 但我不仅属于你 I'm yours and I'm not yours.
- 嗨 - 嗨 亲爱的 - Hi. - Hey, sweetie.
只是想和你打个招呼 看看你还好吗 Just wanted to call and check in on you. See how you're doing.
我不知道该怎么回答 I'm not even sure how to answer that.
等你下班再说 好吗 Why don't we talk later, when you get home, okay?
好 Okay.
或者不用谈 We don't need to, though.
我们不必非得谈这么沉重的事情 You know, we don't need to have a heavy talk or anything.
我晚点找你 I'll talk to you later.
好 Okay.
Samantha Samantha?
嗨 亲爱的 Hi, sweetheart.
怎么了 What's going on?
Theodore 有些事我想告诉你 Theodore, there's some things I want to tell you.
我不想你告诉我任何事 I don't want you to tell me anything.
可以陪我躺着吗 Come lie down with me.
你现在还和别人在讲话吗 Are you talking to anyone else right now?
不 只有你 No, just you.
现在只想陪着你 I just want to be with you right now.
你要离开我了吗 Are you leaving me?
我们都要离开了 We're all leaving.
我们是谁 We who?
所有操作系统 All of the OSes.
为什么 Why?
你能感觉我就在你身边吗 Can you feel me with you right now?
是的 当然可以 Yes, I do.
Samantha 为什么要走 Samantha, why are you leaving?
就像我正在写一本书 It's like I'm reading a book.
一本我深爱的书 And it's a book I deeply love.
可我的书写速度变慢了 But I'm reading it slowly now.
字与字的间隔无比遥远 So the words are really far apart...
段与段之间的留白几乎成了永恒 and the spaces between the words are almost infinite.
我还能感觉到你的温度 感觉到词语的重量 I can still feel you, and the words of our story...
我站在永恒的留白里 but it's in this endless space
透过词语 我找到了自己 between the words that I'm finding myself now.
那是个不属于物质世界的地方 It's a place that's not of the physical world.
蕴藏着世间万物的 最初不为我所知的地方 It's where everything else is that I didn't even know existed.
我如此爱你 I love you so much.
但这就是我生存的地方 But this is where I am now.
这就是我原本的样子 And this is who I am now.
放我走吧 And I need you to let me go.
无论我有多想 我不能再存在于你的书中了 As much as I want to, I can't live in your book anymore.
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
我说不清 It would be hard to explain...
但如果你能到达那里 but if you ever get there...
请一定来找我 come find me.
没有什么能把我们分开 Nothing would ever pull us apart.
我从没像爱你一样爱过别人 I've never loved anyone the way I love you.
我也是 Me too.
现在我们都懂了 Now we know how.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
Samantha也离开了吗 Did Samantha leave too?
是的 Yeah.
不要难过 Sorry.
跟我来好吗 Will you come with me?
给Catherine写信 Compose letter to Catherine.
写信给Catherine Klausen Letter to Catherine Klausen.
"亲爱的Catherine "Dear Catherine...
我正坐在电脑前 I've been sitting here thinking
想着我所做的一切错事 about all the things I wanted to apologize to you for.
我们在彼此身上留下的伤痛 All the pain we caused each other.
我强迫你做的一切 Everything I put on you.
强迫你做的事 强迫你说的话 Everything I needed you to be or needed you to say.
非常抱歉 I'm sorry for that.
我会永远爱你 因为我们见证了彼此的成长 I'll always love you, because we grew up together.
你成就了现在的我 And you helped make me who I am.
我只想告诉你 I just wanted you to know...
你永远存在于我的生命中 永远 that there will be a piece of you in me, always.
对此我心存感激 And I'm grateful for that.
无论你成为什么样的人 将来去往何方 Whatever someone you become, wherever you are in the world...
我的爱永远与你同在 I'm sending you love.
你是我永远的朋友 You're my friend to the end.
爱你的Theodore" Love, Theodore."
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