醒醒 Wake up.
早上好 Good morning!
真是条好腿 That's a good leg.
好吧 Okay, fine.
但我们得快点 But we have to be fast.
你快到了吗 Are you close?
我真的不能出汗 宝贝 I really can't start sweating, baby.
我在努力 亲爱的 ‐ Yeah, I'm working on it, darling.
好 Okay.
对不起 我得去准备了 Okay, I'm sorry. I have to get ready.
对不起 I'm so sorry.
这里太亮了 有点 It's so bright in here, too. It's just‐‐
还有你的汗 And then your sweat.
对不起 你可以看着我撸 I'm sorry. You can watch me, though.
看我 Watch me!
很浪漫 Yeah, okay, that's romantic.
什么情况 What the hell?
天啊 我去 Oh my God. Shit!
我去 我去 Shit! Shit!
天啊 我去 Oh my God. Shit!
我奶奶的戒指不在我的珠宝盒里 My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case.
我去 Shit!
天啊 我去 我去 Oh my God. Shit! Shit!
不是我说 奈奈 我真的从来没遇到过 No offense, Ny‐Ny, but I really have never had an issue with a guy
男人射不出来的情况 coming before, you know.
在我这 根本不可能 每次都是我还没好对方就结束了 Never. Not in my life. Usually, it's the opposite problem.
别说是年龄的问题 因为我和年纪大的人也做过 And don't say it's like the age thing. Because I've had older boyfriends.
- 是年龄问题 - 不是年龄问题 ‐ It's the age thing. ‐ Not the age thing.
不是你的问题 是我 It's not you, it's me.
可不是吗 Yeah, no shit.
其实是你的问题 不是我 I meant it's you, it's not me.
你太搞笑了 奈尔斯 You're so funny, Nyles. Oh my God, you're hilarious.
米斯蒂 Hey, Misty.
怎么了 What?
- 你会杀了我吗 - 奈尔斯 ‐ Will you kill me? ‐ Nyles!
我知道婚礼会让你变得奇怪 超级不舒服 Look, I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable,
但求你了 今天别提我们的事 but please, I'm begging you do not bring our drama here, okay.
因为今天真的很神圣 Because this is truly a sacred day,
但不是我们的日子 and it doesn't belong to us.
今天是塔拉 亚伯的大喜之日 This day belongs to Tala, and it belongs to Abe.
你能高兴点吗 You gonna be happy?
你能微笑吗 Are you gonna be smiley?
笑得真诡异 That's a weird smile.
谢谢 Shukran.
今天过得不错吧 Good day so far?
昨天 今天 明天 都一个样 Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same.
- 你呢 - 今天时间还早 -You? ‐ Today is young.
结束时再问我 Ask me again at the end.
一切皆有可能 Anything can happen.
今天不行 闷骚锅 Not today, sauce pot.
值得一试 That's a nice try, though.
两位新人多可爱啊 How gorgeous are these two?
人生赢家啊 我说的对吗 朋友们 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, you guys?
但是 说真的 朋友们 But, um, no, seriously, okay, guys,
我们都是这场盛大... we're all part of this gorgeous tapestry‐‐
拜托 别这么矜持 No, come on, throw me a bone.
今天可不是扮淑女的时候 This isn't the day for moderation.
这酒不咋地啊 It's not good wine.
我无所谓 I don't care.
我百度了一下婚姻中两个最重要的东西 Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage:
爱和承诺 love and commitment.
爱是对某人有深度的浪漫依恋或是性渴望 Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone,
但大家都清楚这俩在那方面没问题 对吧 and we all know these two lil freaks are fine in that department, right?
承诺是一种 And commitment is the state
投身于某项事物的状态或者形态 or quality of being dedicated to a cause,
等等等等 activity, et cetera.
哦 她说完了 Oh, she's done.
谢谢 Thank you.
我爱你们 不耽搁了 I love you guys. Um, so without further ado,
我要隆重请出新娘的 I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister
真大姐 莎拉 of the bride, Sarah.
快上去 小花生 Get on up there, peanut.
没人告诉我还要讲话 No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech.
你当然要讲话 你是伴娘 Of course you're supposed to give a speech, you're the maid of honor.
这是你的主要任务 It's‐‐ it's your main job.
她一直在喝酒 霍华德 She's been drinking, Howard.
莎拉 Sarah.
晚上好啊 家人们 Bonsoir, mi família
朋友们 et amici!
- 这是谁啊 - 奈尔斯 你在干什么 ‐ Who is that? -Nyles, what are you doing?
来救你 宝贝 我想分享对爱情的感悟 Going in for the save, babe. I'd like to share my thoughts on love.
你在说什么 不 不 不 不 What are you talking about? No, no, no, no.
- 不 不 不 不 不 - 可以 可以 可以 - No, no, no, no, no. ‐ Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- 这是谁 - 米斯蒂的男朋友 ‐ Who's this guy? ‐ Misty's boyfriend.
为什么他穿夏威夷风 Why is he dressed for a luau?
天啊 奈尔斯 Oh my God, Nyles.
我们天生 We are born
迷失 lost.
又被找回 Then... we're found,
但我们全都迷失了 对吗 but we're all just lost, am I right?
天啊 Oh my God.
无论如何 黑暗中 However, in the darkness
有光明 comes light.
塔拉·安娜·维尔德和亚伯拉罕·尤金·特伦特·史里芬 Tala Anne Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen,
看起来不像表亲 who do not look like siblings.
他们的乐观 无私 You see, their optimism, their selflessness,
流淌在血液里 it's in their blood.
塔拉 And Tala,
这里的很多人不知道你的事迹 there's something that a lot of people here don't know about you,
但他们应该知道 but they should.
我希望你别介意 I hope you don't mind.
塔拉不仅付出了时间和金钱做好事 It's not just time and money that Tala has given to so many charitable causes,
她还付出了她自己 she has also donated of herself.
骨髓 Bone marrow.
没错 That's right.
- 他怎么知道的 - 我不知道 ‐ How did he know that? ‐ I don't know.
她把自己的骨髓 She gave hers
给了小弟弟 尼克 to her baby brother Nico,
救了他的命 saving his life.
现在到了我们为你付出的时候了 But now it's time for us to give to you.
此时此刻 Here you are
站在悬崖峭壁上 standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here.
可能很恐怖 充满疑问 And it may be frightening and filled with doubt.
但请永远记住 But always remember:
你不孤单 you are not alone.
这里的每个人都是你的家人 Everyone here is your family.
我们是你的世界 We are your world.
我们将用眼中的光亮鼓励你 And we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes
伴你实现最狂野的梦想 as you achieve your wildest dreams.
让我们举杯 So raise a glass.
我们天生迷失 We may be born lost,
而如今 but now
已被找回 you are found.
干杯 Cheers.
- 等等 什么 - 一起来跳舞 ‐ Wait, what? ‐ Let's dance.
我早给你说过了 兰迪 不可以 I already told you no earlier, Randy.
凭什么你觉得我改主意了 What, what makes you think that I changed my mind?
我不知道 因为你又喝了不少酒吧 I don't know, you've had more to drink?
- 你不能这么跟我说话 - 无所谓 我不想听你说教 ‐ You can't say that to me, man. ‐ Whatever, I don't need a lecture.
你在闻什么 What are you smelling?
你喷的Fournier牌的兰花爆炸 Orchid Explosion by Fournier.
对吗 Right?
嗯 Yeah.
真奇怪 That's very weird.
我了解干发喷雾 Well, I know my hair mists.
我跟一个用它泡澡的女孩约会过 I dated a girl who used to bathe in it.
我不喜欢 Well, I, I don't like it.
塔拉去年送给我的生日礼物 Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year
如果我不喷 她会杀了我 and if I didn't wear it, she'd, she'd murder me.
说得通了 That makes sense.
这是你放在吧台的酒 Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar.
谢谢 Thank you!
我总是给自己多拿一杯 省得多跑一趟 I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip.
也许你就是个酒鬼 Or you might just be an alcoholic?
嗯 可能吧 Hmm. Could be.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 干杯 - 干杯 ‐ Cheers. ‐ Cheers.
你是米斯蒂的男朋友吗 You're Misty's boyfriend?
好像昨晚的排练晚宴上没见过你 I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night.
- 我是莎拉 - 奈尔斯 ‐ I'm Sarah. ‐ Nyles.
-嗨 -嗨 ‐ Hi. ‐ Hi.
你是什么情况 不跳舞吗 So what's your deal, you don't dance?
- 足底筋膜炎 - 牛逼 ‐ Plantar fasciitis, actually. ‐ Ah, respect.
我这辈子参加过的婚礼数量 Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life
比你吃过的盐还多 than you can imagine‐‐
- 可不一定哦 - 我不得不说 ‐ You might be surprised. ‐ And I have to say
你讲的话是我听过最好的婚礼致辞 that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard.
谢谢 Shukran.
谢谢 Thank you.
感觉很好 That feels good.
必须的 Yeah, I bet.
但你刚刚说的 你一个字都不信对吧 But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said?
一个字也不信 Not a word of it.
我们都他妈的注定孤独 We're all fucking alone.
你要不要 Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe
跟我去个没人的地方呢 go someplace where we could be alone, do you?
你真敢说 That is very forward of you.
你急什么 What's your rush?
就是 你懂的 Well, it's just, you know,
- 你爸妈马上要... - 后妈 我妈妈去世了 - your dad and mom are about to... ‐ Step‐mom. My mom's dead.
哦 Oh.
他们马上要唱歌了 而我 they're about to sing a song and I,
我现在扛不住了 I just can't handle that right now.
米斯蒂会怎么看待我俩一起逃走的事 what would Misty think about us running off together?
我觉得她没意见 I have a feeling she'd be okay with it.
天啊 我们太坏了 Oh my God, we're so bad.
我们太坏了 We're so bad.
天啊 Oh my God!
我不能说自己喜欢过她 I can't say I ever liked her.
她有自己的优点 但这有点伤人 Yeah, she has her moments, but... this one hurts.
你为什么不进去阻止他们 Why don't you go in there and stop them?
相信我 他俩总是会混在一起 Ooh, trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together.
用澳大利亚语说骚话 Say something in Australian to me.
如果能让你感觉好点 if it makes you feel any better,
我整个家庭都以我为耻 my whole family is embarrassed by me.
他们都把我看成 They all see me as a,
到处胡搞 嗜酒的麻烦鬼 as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much.
他们为什么那样想 Why would they think that?
因为我到处胡搞还嗜酒 Because I fuck around and drink too much.
他们一直都提醒我 Which they tell me, all the time.
他们接着 And then they, uh,
试图关心我 try to take care of me,
令人窒息 and it is absolutely suffocating.
我从不毛遂自荐的帮助别人 Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help.
没错 我能照顾自己 Exactly, I can fend for myself.
你当然可以 你不需要别人帮忙（抬腿） Of course you can. You don't need a leg up‐‐
抬高我的腿 Hold my legs up.
太诡异了 That was weird.
真是一团糟 This is so fucked up.
一团糟 So fucked up.
但有点让人激动 But it's kind of hot, though.
你别吻我 Don't you kiss me.
你别告诉我该怎么做 Don't you tell me what to do.
等等 Hold on.
快点 Come here.
我放弃 我 I‐‐ I give up. I‐‐
能请你脱掉衣服吗 Will you just please take off your clothes.
说得对 Yeah, you got it.
- 哈哈 不错 - 是 ‐ Ha ha, nice. ‐ Yep.
你在泳衣里面穿了内裤吗 You wear underwear under your bathing suit?
嗯 大家不都这样吗 Yeah, doesn't everybody?
我操 Oww! Fuck!
他妈的什么情况 What the fuck is happening?
我就知道 是你的味 你这个混蛋 I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit!
我的上帝 Oh my God.
他妈的什么鬼 What the fuck!
他妈的怎么回事 What the fuck is happening!
上帝 Oh my God!
我了个去 Holy fucking shit!
什么 What!
他妈的 The fuck!
你个死变态 罗伊 You're a sick fuck, Roy!
快跑 狗屎鸟人 Keep running, shit bird.
我总能找到你 I will always find you.
奈尔斯 Nyles?
停下 别进来 No, stop, don't come in here.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
别进来 Don't come in here!
醒醒 Wake up.
早上好 Good morning.
真是条好腿 That's a good leg.
好吧 Okay, fine.
但我们得快点 But we have to be fast.
谢谢 今天过得不错吧 Shukran. Good day so far?
今天 明天 昨天 都一个样 Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same.
- 你呢 - 今天时间还早 -You? ‐ Today is young.
结束时再问我 Ask me again at the end.
一切皆有可能 Anything can happen.
你 You!
你他妈的对我做了什么 What the fuck did you do to me?
- 我去 - 你他妈的对我做了什么 -Shit. ‐ What the fuck did you do to me?
过来 从水里出来 Hey, come here. Get out of the water.
快出来 Get out of the water.
Sherly 301-600
从水里出来 Get out of the water.
告诉我 到底他妈的怎么回事 Tell me what the fuck is going on!
你他妈有病啊 瑞尔 You're a sick fuck, Roy.
奈尔斯 Nyles?
- 奈尔斯 - 停下 别走进来 - Nyles. ‐ No, stop, don't come in here!
- 你没事吧 - 别走进来 ‐ Are you okay? - Don't come in here.
你在吗 Hello?
这什么鬼 What the fuck.
十一月九号吗 November ninth?
婚礼肯定会很精彩 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
搞什么 What the fuck.
你在这里啊 Oh, there you are.
塔拉 找到莎拉了 Tala, I found Sarah.
我们找你一早上了 亲爱的 We were looking for you all morning, honey.
- 好吧 - 来吧 ‐ Okay. ‐ Come on.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
还行 Yeah.
莎拉 我的宝贝 Sarah, peanut.
你肯定起得很早 我六点去查了你的房间 You must've gotten up early, I checked your room at six.
是啊 我 Yeah, I...
去远足了 went on a hike.
你看上去累坏了 Well, you look exhausted.
要多喝水 Stay hydrated.
爸 这 这是真实在发生的 Dad, is this, this is, uh, this is really happening,
是吗 right?
我不太明白你的问题 I don't understand your question.
这一天已经发生过了 This, this day already happened.
你在说什么 What are you saying?
感觉太真实了 It felt real.
太像真的了 It felt so... real.
你又嗑药了吗 Are you on drugs again?
你他妈到底 What the fuck
对我做了什么 did you do to me?
嘿 给我过来 Hey! Come here!
我不会打你的 快从水里出来 I'm not gonna hurt you. Just get out of the water.
过来啊 你个混蛋 Come here. You mother...
告诉我这他妈的是怎么回事 Tell me what the fuck is going on!
莎拉 Sarah!
天哪 你在做什么 Oh my God, what are you doing?
糟了 Whoops.
- 天哪 天哪 - 没事了 你没事的 ‐ Oh my God. Oh my God. ‐ You're okay. You're okay.
杰瑞 把牙给我 Jerry! Give me the teeth.
三颗门牙差不多都断了 The three front teeth have pretty much broken off.
有一整颗犬齿 还有 There's one full canine and...
今天对大家都是个大日子 This is like a big day for everyone.
对我来说也是个大日子 This is a big day for me, too.
婚礼就在今天 六小时后举行 The wedding is today, in six hours.
莎拉 你为什么在那儿傻愣愣地站着 Sarah! Why are you standing there like a freak?
- 你在泳池里干嘛呢 - 这不对劲 - Why were you in the pool? ‐ This doesn't make any sense.
这他妈一点都不对劲 This doesn't make any fucking sense!
别让他进来 婚礼前他不能见我 Don't let him in! He can't see me.
怎么了 她还好吗 What happened? Is she okay?
出去 Get out!
她会没事的 She'll be okay.
我带塔拉去镇上 I'm taking Tala into town.
这牙医能粘好牙 This dentist glues teeth!
我爱你 爸爸 I love you, Daddy.
- 莎拉 你在添乱 - 莎拉 不要 - Sarah, you're making it worse. - Sarah, no.
看来你还是跟来了 Guess you followed me.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我阻止过你了 I tried to stop you.
但这是什么 But what is this?
什么时候 When is this?
关于这个 Yeah. About that.
这么说吧 这是今天 So, this is today.
今天也是昨天 Today is yesterday.
明天也是今天 And tomorrow is also today.
就是一种无限时间循环 It's one of those... infinite time loop situations
你可能听说过这种情况 you might have heard about.
我可能听说过的 That I might have heard about.
是的 Yeah.
这要怎么停止 我不想明天也是今天 How do I stop it? I don't want tomorrow to be today.
我要明天就是明天 I want tomorrow to be tomorrow.
没错 那才正常 Right. That's natural.
很不幸 这绝无可能发生 Uh, unfortunately, that's never going to happen.
明天永远都会是 Tomorrow will always and forever now be
今天 today.
喝点吗 So...
你想想这个 Oh, how about this.
明天塔拉的牙就完好如初了 Tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine.
那个山洞在哪里 Which way is that cave?
你不会想去那里的 You don't wanna go there.
谢谢 Thank you.
求你了 山洞在哪儿 Please... where is it?
你得等等 You gotta wait.
天啊 该死的 你就告诉我吧 Oh my God, fuck you. Just tell me.
哪里 Where?
我跟你说了 I told you.
你需要等 You gotta wait.
什么 What?
山洞在哪儿 Where, where is it?
等着看 Wait for it.
快到了 Almost.
我是反基督者 I am the Antichrist.
开个玩笑 根本没有上帝 I'm just kidding, there is no God.
地震每天都有 但是 The earthquake happens every day. But...
你看那边 check it out.
山洞出现了 Opens up the cave.
你在那里找不到你想要的东西 You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there.
你一进去 一整天都会重启到 Once you go in, the whole day just resets to
你今早醒来的时候 wherever you woke up this morning.
如果你留下来 也是一样的 Same thing if you stick around.
你一睡着 一切都会 The second you fall asleep, it all just
回到起点 goes back to the start.
但要是我走进去 今天会结束吗 But will this day end if I go in there?
当然了 对你来说 Sure. For you.
你是在浪费时间 You're wasting your time!
婚礼肯定很精彩 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
不不不 No, no, no, no, no.
起床啦 Wake up.
早上好 Good morning.
她没留个字条吗 She didn't leave a note?
莎拉知道今天不是围着她转 所以就离开了 Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.
别这么说 Don't say that.
或者她是害怕了 Or she's scared.
- 害怕什么 - 家庭 ‐ Of what? ‐ Families,
婚礼 亲密 weddings, intimacy,
黑素瘤 纳米技术 全天候监视 melanoma, nanotech, round‐the‐clock surveillance.
酱汁 Sauce.
她会回来的 She'll be back.
这对新人多般配啊 And how gorgeous are these two?
简直人生目标啊 你们说是吧 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys?
但是 说真的 朋友们 Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys,
我知道这应该是 I know this is supposed to be like‐‐
我们要保持清醒 We're staying awake, yeah!
婚礼肯定很精彩 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
我来了 我来了 别敲了 I'm coming, I'm coming, oh my God!
- 莎拉 - 不好意思 - Sarah? ‐ Oh, excuse me.
嗨 Hi.
- 起来 - 莎拉 你到底在干什么 ‐ Wake up. ‐ Sarah, what the hell are you do‐‐
莎拉 你在干什么 Sarah, what are you doing?
穿好衣服 我不能再待在这里了 Get dressed. I can't be here anymore.
我的天 Oh my God.
你他妈的出轨了吗 Are you fucking cheating on me?
没有 No.
是你出轨了 蠢蛋 You're cheating on me, you goof.
等下 什么 Wait, what?
我不知道这是什么情况 I don't know what it is.
可能是生 也可能是死 It could be life, it could be death.
是一场梦 或许我梦见了你 It might be a dream, I might be imagining you,
或许你梦中有我 或许是在炼狱 you might be imagining me, it could be purgatory
或者 我们处于的模拟中出了点故障 or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in.
我不知道 I don't know.
所以 我之前决定 So... I decided a while ago to sort of
放弃思考 give up and
不再花心思搞清楚是怎么回事 stop trying to make sense of things altogether, because
因为在这里的唯一生存之道 the only way to really live in this
就是接受 什么都不重要这个事实 is to embrace the fact that nothing matters.
那么 活着还有什么意思 Well, then what's the point of living?
我们大概别无选择 只能活下去 Well, we kind of have no choice but to live,
所以我觉得你最好的选择 so I think your best bet is just
就是学会如何忍受这样生活 to learn how to suffer existence.
也就是我们死不了 So we can't die?
是的 死不了 循环会重新开始 No. Uh, the loop just starts over.
也许有办法能死掉 但我目前还没找到 There might be some way to kill yourself but I haven't figured it out,
我已经自杀无数次了 and I've done... a lot of suicides.
太多次了 So many.
不行 我要解脱出来 No. No, I'm gonna get out of this.
好吧 随你便 Okay. Suit yourself.
- 你在干什么 - 想要死得快点 ‐ What are you doing? ‐ Bracing for a quick death.
虽然我们死不了 但是会痛 非常非常痛 I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real.
最痛苦的是在重症监护室慢慢死去 There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU.
我们可以跳过这个阶段 We could just skip this whole phase,
去喝杯啤酒 go get a beer, you know.
不去也行 随便吧 Or not. Whatever.
明天见 See you tomorrow.
起床了 Wake up.
好了 So,
我说过的 as I was saying,
你只需要 平静下来 you just... have to find peace, you know.
我一路开车回到奥斯汀 I drove all the way back home to Austin,
醒来还是在这里 and I still woke up here.
无限时间循环就是这样 That's the way it works.
有一次 我抽了一大堆冰毒 You know, one time, I smoked a bunch of crystal
然后一路到了赤道几内亚 and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea.
完全是在浪费时间 It was a huge waste of time.
我一下飞机 他们就扣留了我 They detained me as soon as I got off the plane.
我行为有点 怪异 I was acting a little... odd.
几分钟后我就晕过去了 And then I passed out in a couple minutes,
醒来又回到了这里 woke up back here.
达拉 我和你比 赌一百块 Darla! You and me. A hundred bucks.
你他妈谁啊 Who the fuck are you?
你不知道怎么骗钱吗 小伙子 Don't you know how to hustle, kid?
我很诚实的 达拉 I'm an honest man, Darla.
你会输掉的 You're gonna lose this game,
但是钱你自己留着吧 but you can keep your money.
天哪 那个追杀你的人是谁 Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you?
操 Fuck!
他是瑞尔 That was Roy.
他是婚礼上的宾客 He was a guest at the wedding.
亚伯父亲的堂兄 施力芬家族的 Abe's dad's cousin, of the Schlieffen clan.
关于那家伙 我就知道这么多 That's about all I know about the dude.
但他为什么想杀你呢 Yeah, but... why was he trying to kill you?
很久以前的一个晚上 One night, a very long time ago,
我和瑞尔一起狂欢 I partied with Roy.
那是很早的事了 This was back in the early days,
那时我还没熟悉这儿的每个人 before I'd really acquainted myself with everyone.
嘿 Hey, hey.
我还在摸索这一切 I was just feeling my way through it.
- 金枪鱼吗 - 是的 先生 ‐ Tuna? - Yes, sir.
我知道你知道 I know you know.
但你不知道我知道 But you don't know that I know.
还是你知道 Or do you know?
你想过别人会觉得你很无聊吗 Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring?
你是在骚扰酒保吗 Are you being a dick to the bartender?
要一杯莫斯卡托 谢谢 I would like a Moscato, please.
好的 Sure.
"过去可能存在的和已经存在的 "What might have been and what has been point to one end,
都指向一个始终存在的终点" which is always present."
我又想了下 请给我换成两杯波旁威士忌 On second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please.
- 我喜欢你的帽子 - 那是当然 ‐ I like your hat. ‐ Of course you do.
谢谢 女士 Thank you, ma'am.
为这糟心的挣扎干杯 To the struggle.
施力芬夫妇 Mister and Missus Schlieffen.
他们来啦 Here they are.
孔子说 婚姻是个悲伤的无底洞 Confucius said: Marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow
让你忘记自己是谁 that makes you forget who you are.
孔子没说过 He did not.
但它是有底的 我的朋友 But there is a bottom, my friend.
还他妈是个无比黑暗的地方 And it is a fucking dark place.
怎么样 伙计 想要来点嗨的吗 What do you say, bud? You wanna dance a little bit?
好啊 Okay.
你认识那个穿得花里胡哨的混蛋司仪吗 You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit?
崔娃 Trevor.
他口袋里装着一包好东西呢 He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket.
我试着跟他搭话 但他说不想分享 I tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share.
钱 但今晚主角不是我 ...money. Um, but tonight is not about me.
你说对了 拿到啦 You were right. Got 'em.
我不知道那是什么 I don't know what that was.
喂 开门 你们两个混蛋 Oi, open up, you cunts.
把我的东西还给我 快点 Give me my shit back! Come on!
我们是混球 我们是混球 We're the shit. We're the shit. We are the shit.
我们太混蛋啦 We are the shit.
你还活着 You're alive!
喂 快点 把药还给我 Oi, come on. Give me back my pills.
今晚是 This is
我一生中 the greatest... night
最棒的一晚 of my life.
要是能永远都像今天一样就好了 I wish I could just live out here forever.
跟我来 Follow me.
这是什么 What is it?
你的祖先在里面 Your ancestors are in there.
我的祖先 在里面吗 My ancestors are in there?
你的答案 你在寻找的答案 Your answers. The answers you're looking for.
好吧 Okay.
虽然完全是两码事 不过 That's a totally different thing, but
我加入 I'm in.
你嗑药嗑太多了 You took too much.
过来 瑞尔 等等 No, here. Roy, wait, wait.
等下 Wait.
那是个错误 That was a mistake.
当瑞尔明白了他的新生活后，无法轻松面对 When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly.
幸运的是 他住在港湾 Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day,
每天在那儿醒 所以他几天或是几周才能来一次 so he only comes around once every few... days?
我也说不好 我对于时间有点模糊 Or weeks? I don't know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy.
但是他想要怎样 But what does he want?
他想要报仇 I think he thinks it's revenge?
跑啊 小白兔 跑啊 Run, rabbit, run.
他可能不会控制怒火 ‐ He may have some anger issues.
是你说的不想让那天结束 You said you didn't want the day to end.
什么味道 What's this smell?
不不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
所以我发誓再不会把任何人带到这个世界里 So I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again.
阿门 Amen to that.
我四十岁的时候结扎的 I tied my tubes at 40.
- 嗯 - 你得跟他正面对峙啊 - Yeah. - You have to confront him.
你不可能永远躲着他 Right? I mean, you‐‐ you cannot keep running from this person forever.
说什么呢 What are you talking about?
当然不能了 Of course I can‘t.
- 嘿 - 来啊 玉米煎饼摊刚开了 ‐ Hey. ‐ Come on. Burrito truck just opened.
这是给你的 不用找零了 That's for you. Keep the change, okay.
但你得保证今天花完 But you have to promise me you're gonna spend it all today.
- 你知道那是个骗局吗 - 当然 ‐ You know that's a scam? ‐ Of course. Yeah.
我就是想回馈社会 多做贡献 I just like to give back whenever I can.
物质问题不会困扰我 Material matters don't always concern me.
除了酒和玉米饼 With the exception of booze and burritos
还有毒品和糖果 and designer drugs and candy.
显然我不是清教徒 Obviously. I'm not a Puritan.
我猜还有性欲 And sex, I assume?
你在这儿上了别人吗 You fuck other people in here?
- 好问题 - 有吧 ‐ Great question. ‐ You must.
- 对吧 - 有过 但是 - Right? ‐ I have but
太费体力了 it takes a lot of work,
而此时我只想不费力地活着 and I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible.
哈 Huh!
咱们做了没 Have we hooked up?
没 至少我记得没有 No. At least I don't think so.
那都有谁呢 So then, like, who else?
- 呃 - 除了米斯蒂 ‐ Right. Uh, well... ‐ Besides Misty.
黛西 调酒师 Daisy, the barkeep.
我之前在这个车里搞了一男人 You know, I once had a guy with this car.
然后呢 Oh yeah?
他再也不能走路了 I don't think he ever walked again.
达拉 Darla.
如果你一定要这样 If you insist.
- 我敢说不错 - 你本可以赌对的 ‐ I bet that was great. ‐ You would have bet right.
- 塔拉呢 - 没 ‐ What about Tala? ‐ No.
但我争取过 But I have tried.
我能打断一下吗 May I cut in?
这才到第一支舞 It's the first dance.
所以呢 不可以吗 And that's a deal‐breaker?
- 没成吗 - 一百八十度反转 ‐ That didn't work? ‐ It was a big swing.
好吧 还有谁 All right. Who else?
嘿 Hey, hey!
就这样吗 There you go?
- 你上了杰瑞 施力芬啊 - 是他上了我 ‐ You fucked Jerry Schlieffen? ‐ Well, he fucked me.
- 他放生殖器在我屁屁里 - 我知道原理 - He put his penis in my butthole. ‐ Yeah, I know how it works.
还好尝试了 他很体贴 I'm really glad I tried it. He's a sweet guy.
投的漂亮 Nice shot.
就这样吗 And that's it?
就这些 That's all you got?
哦 Oh,
你老爸 your dad.
我们在干嘛 What are we doing?
我不知道 I don't know.
没 逗你呢 No, I'm just kidding.
天啊 Oh my God.
- 反正我吓到你了 - 你确实 ‐ Uh, I got you, though. ‐ You did.
你呢 What about you?
你的性生活怎么样 What's going on with your sex life?
想得美 Nice try.
我不会和你睡的 I'm not gonna sleep with you.
你先问了我 我只是礼貌性的回问 I mean, you asked me about mine, I was just being courteous.
是有一个晚上 I mean, I might have the other night,
我本可以 但 you know, I would have but...
- 现在不行 - 是 - Not now, though. ‐ Yeah!
我也这么想的 I was thinking the exact same thing, you know.
咱们会一直在一起 凡事简单点 We'll be seeing each other all the time, let's keep it simple.
别把事情搞复杂了 Don't over‐complicate it.
我们从来没做过吗 We've never had sex?
确实 虽然我记性不好 Again, my memory is pretty shot,
但是真没有 but I don't think so.
不管怎样 派对要开始了 Anyways, I think the party's gonna start pretty soon.
你想回去吗 You wanna head back?
这是玩笑吗 Is that a joke?
不 我为什么要回去 No. Why would I do that?
不知道啊 吃喝跳舞 沐浴爱河 I don't know. Eat, drink, dance. Bask in love.
- 那不是爱 - 当然是了 塔拉就是 ‐ That is not love. ‐ Of course it is! Tala's in love.
不 你其实都不知道自己在说什么 No. You don't actually know what you're talking about.
你 我 咱们认识的所有人 We. You. Me. Everyone. Everyone we know.
没人能够承受 Nobody can stand the idea
独身一人的滋味 of being alone,
所以我们为这场婚礼买单 so we... buy into this pageantry
庆祝有的没的 and celebrate its bullshit.
好吧 那就不去婚礼了 All right. So no wedding, then.
你想去哪儿 Where do you wanna go?
天啊 Oh my God.
也许是个因果报应 Maybe it's a karma thing.
什么 What is?
如果说想要摆脱这一切 What if it's like to get out of this...
你得先无私才能得到自由呢 you have to be selfless and then you're free.
我刚买了一百块钱的糖果棒 我还在这呢 I just bought a hundred‐dollar candy bar and I'm still here.
不是那种 是大爱无私 Yeah, but not like that. Like real acts of selflessness,
就像塔拉做的捐骨髓一样 like the bone marrow shit that Tala does, you know.
你看 要是其他人的生活都继续 Look, what if, oh my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here
只有咱俩必须找到出路才行 可怎么办啊 but not you and me until we've earned our way out?
你从没想过吗 You've really never thought about this before?
嗯 从没想过平行宇宙 Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse.
好 那假设你说的对 存在平行宇宙 All right, fine, let's say you're right and that would work,
你能想到的最无私的举动是什么 what's the most selfless act you can think of?
能保证今天结束的行为 Something that would guarantee this day to end.
我全心全意相信你 And I have full faith in your abilities
能让婚姻 to keep the boat...
走到最后 afloat.
现在有请亚伯 And now, old mate Abe...
宣读誓词 ...is gonna say his vows.
抱歉 等一下 Actually, just‐‐ Sorry, hold on one second.
拿一下 You can take that.
是在开玩笑吗 Are you joking right now?
快趴下 All right! Get down!
趴下 Get down! Get down!
什么破地方 放开我 This place... Get off me!
放手 我就不该离开五大湖 Get off me! I should never have left the Great Lakes.
这地方就是噩梦 This place is a nightmare.
没事了 兰迪 It's all right, Randy.
都正常了 Everything is great.
- 抱歉啊 - 上帝传递了旨意 - Sorry. - Uh, well, the gods have spoken,
认可了这桩婚姻 and they approve this marriage!
你到底跟她说了什么 What the hell did you say to her?
姐妹间的悄悄话 但我觉得我没事了 Sister stuff. But I think I'm good.
无私还真是了不起 Selflessness is just... it's fantastic.
好吧 Right.
哦 艾伦你欠我一杯威士忌 Uh‐oh, Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey.
艾伦 Alan.
奈尔斯 这里其实也挺好 Well, Nyles, this has been great.
呃 也不是说好 挺有意思 Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting.
嘿 在你所有未来的循环里 And, hey, in all your future loops,
请让我远离那个山洞 please keep me out of that fucking cave.
至于那个追杀你的变态 祝你好运 And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you.
谢谢 Thank you.
解决掉他 Deal with him.
可能是你出去的方法 That could be your way out.
你似乎一切都搞定了 Well, you seem to have it all figured out.
好运 Good luck.
来啦 Coming!
莎拉 Oh, Sarah?
没成功 生活没意义了 咱们离开这吧 Didn't work. Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck out of here.
我的天啊 Oh my God.
你是不是 Are you...
出轨了 ...fucking cheating on me?
什么 What?
这一点也不好玩儿 This isn't funny.
行了 停 Okay, stop.
我说真的 I'm serious.
别重复我说话 Stop copying me!
别装做什么都知道 Stop pretending like you know everything!
- 好了 我得走了 - 你说什么 ‐ Okay, I'm gonna go. ‐ Wait, what?
这是什么地方 And what is this place?
可以说是我的安全屋 This is kind of a safehouse for me.
住这儿的这家人出城了 The family who lives here is out of town.
我不知道他们什么时候回来 但不是今天 I don't know when they're coming back, but... it's not today.
来一起虚度一下光阴 Let's waste some time.
那个大胡子是谁啊 Hey, who's the mustache?
撬走了我妻子的人 Prick my wife run off with.
停停停 Aah! Stop, stop, stop.
太特么疯狂了 This is fucking crazy!
不好 ‐ Uh‐oh.
什么情况 What the hell?
喔 Whoo!
莎拉 你去哪儿了 Sarah, where have you been?
塔拉都气疯了 Tala's pissed.
我想你了 I missed you.
- 什么 - 我想你浴室见我 ‐ What? ‐ I want you to meet me in the bathroom.
呃 嗯 Uh, all right.
我想让你带着这个 And I want you to wear... this.
哦 Oh.
好 Um, sure.
我能穿着衬衫吗 Can I keep my shirt on?
后面有喷出火焰什么吗 And there's flames coming off the back and everything?
有 是个酷炫的车 Oh yeah, it's such an awesome car.
你纹的和我的手绘有几分相似 How close are you sticking to my sketch?
一模一样 I stuck to it exactly.
你肯定喜欢 You're gonna love it.
- 太好了 - 真心酷 ‐ Awesome. ‐ Looks really cool.
等下 停 Wait! Stop!
蛋糕里有炸弹 There is a bomb in the cake.
别紧张 Don't worry.
我曾经是拆弹男孩儿 I used to be a bomb guy.
大家后退 Everyone stand back.
妈呀 Oh my God!
失败了 你个王八蛋 Foiled! You son of a bitch!
你毁了我的计划 You ruined my plan!
莎拉 Sarah.
这是新娘的姐姐 再听听她 The sister of the bride and based on her accent,
不知道从哪儿来的口音 from origins unknown.
活要捉人死要灭尸 I'll take her dead or alive.
- 放下武器 - 好吧 ‐ Put the weapon down. - Fine.
那就空手打 Then it's to be hand‐to‐hand combat then.
上帝啊 奈尔斯 Oh my God! Nyles!
怎么样了 How's it going? Is it good?
看起来不错 Yeah, looks really good.
睾丸是我想要的那样光滑没毛吗 And are the balls smooth and hairless, like I asked for?
- 是 - 射精纹对了吗 ‐ Yeah. ‐ And are you getting the jizz right?
虚线 直射 Dotted lines. Straight across.
- 准备好了吗 - 好了 ‐ Ready? ‐ Yeah.
惊喜哦 Ta‐da!
哇 Wow!
谢谢 很美 Thank you. That's beautiful.
但我没那么老吧 I'm not that old, though, am I?
你这么想 Think of it like this.
这个虚空中的一切 Everything in this void
比如我胃里的糖块 the space where the candy bar once was
刚刚所在的空间 but is now in my stomach,
是过去 is the past.
- 嗯 - 而留下的一切 ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ And everything that's remaining
是巧克力包裹着的未来 is the future encased in chocolate.
- 嗯 - 我对于虚无缥缈的 ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ I have no interest in this
你过去是谁 emptiness,
做了什么 为什么 都没兴趣 you know, the who, what, why of your past.
你现在在这才重要 You got here, that's all that matters.
但若想进一步了解 就很重要 But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter.
真的 It does.
你得知道全部 You have to know the whole package.
我不赞同 I disagree.
你看 这一口 This... the next bite,
才是唯一重要的 that's all that matters.
我有过两年的婚姻 I was married for two years.
我知道不会长久 I knew it wasn't going to work.
在说愿意的那一刻就知道 I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes.
在为了他搬到奥斯汀时就很清楚 I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin for him.
愤怒的西红柿901-1200
我举行婚礼的时候就知道 I knew it wasn't going to work out
不会有结果的 as I walked down the aisle.
但我还是结了 But... I went through with it.
也确实没结果 And it didn't work out.
现在 不理会所有那些事 Now... ignoring all that
注定会让我重蹈覆辙 would make me destined to repeat it.
你呢 What about you?
呃 Hmm.
你要告诉我关于 You gonna tell me anything about‐‐
我没什么说的 There's nothing.
你被困在这之前的生活是什么样的 What about your life before you got stuck in here?
你做什么工作 What was your job?
说实话我不记得了 I honestly can't remember.
我的天 别扯了 奈尔斯 Oh my God, that's bullshit, Nyles.
不 我说真的 No, I'm serious.
哇 都已经 Wow, it's been
过了这么久了 such a long time.
这些蘑菇真好吃 These are fantastic mushrooms.
好吧 Yeah.
真可惜我们在这么个破地方 Too bad we're doing it in such a shithole, though.
我不喜欢这片有魔法的沙漠 I am not a fan of this magical desert.
那我替你感到可惜 Well, then I just feel sorry for you.
- 认真的 - 对 ‐ Yeah? ‐ Uh‐huh.
哇 Oh wow.
听着 如果你替我感到可惜 Look, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean
那你肯定是关心我 奈尔斯 that you care about me, Nyles.
哪方面 In what‐‐
- 没什么 - 什么哪方面 - No. ‐ In what, what?
不是 我说 ‐ Wha‐‐ No. When I say that
替你感到可惜 就像是 I feel sorry, it's like,
就跟我喝完了一瓶啤酒 it's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry
现在又得重新开一瓶时 that, you know, I finished one beer,
说的感到可惜是一个意思 and now I have to open a new one.
现在不觉得可惜了 You know, now I'm not sorry anymore.
就是一瞬间的感觉 It's just a fleeting feeling.
- 好吧 - 慢慢消失了 ‐ Right. ‐ It drifts away,
就跟他们一样 just like, uh, they all do.
和他们一样慢慢消失了 What do you mean, "It just drifts away
是什么意思 like they all do"?
什么慢慢消失了 Like, what has drifted away?
所有的一切 Everything.
不管怎么样 Anyways,
干杯 cheers.
为 口是心非干杯 To pretending not to care.
- 说的挺好 - 是啊 ‐ I like that. ‐ I know you do.
为口是心非 To pretending‐‐
那我还从来没见过 That's new.
我的天啊 Oh my God.
你也看见它们了吗 Do you see them, too?
它们是真的吗 Are they real?
管它是不是呢 Who cares?
晚安 Night.
奈尔斯 Nyles.
怎么了 Mm‐hmm.
咱们做吧 Let's just get it over with.
好 Okay.
- 等等 - 怎么了 - Wait. ‐ What?
怎么了 What?
我就是 I just‐‐
这将是个美好的婚礼 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
嘿 Hey, um,
很抱歉 你 你得在别人发现你之前 sorry, you, um, you‐‐ you should probably go
离开这 you know, before somebody sees you.
莎拉 莎拉 Sarah. Sarah?
在呢 Yeah.
想说 Gotta say,
感觉今天早上 kinda felt
有点不一样 a little different this morning.
就是 Like,
还挺好的 you know, kinda good.
因为昨晚的事 'Cause of last night.
哦 是的 Oh yeah.
是的 Yeah.
是后悔还是 Is that a "Yeah" of regret or‐‐
昨晚很好 Yeah, it was fun.
很好 It was fun.
听起来是这样 Yeah, sounds like it.
我不能总是在这醒过来 I can't keep waking up in here.
是 这个醒法总是很奇怪 Yeah, the waking up is always weird,
但是 你知道么 but, you know,
睡觉可能会好些 going to bed maybe just got a little better.
- 对吗 - 这个警察跟了我们 - Right? ‐ This cop's been following us
好几英里了 for miles.
- 哦 - 是不是 - Oh. - Right?
- 你想聊聊还是 - 警察吗 ‐ Do you wanna talk about it or‐‐ ‐ The cop?
不 就是昨晚咱俩睡了的事 No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night.
你说咱俩应该为爱鼓掌 那就鼓掌了 You said we should have sex, and then we had sex.
你在那说什么呢 What's there to talk about?
毫无意义 不是吗 It's all meaningless, right?
我是说 I mean,
我希望不是全都毫无意义 I hope it's not all meaningless.
怎么着 就这么乱扔垃圾 So what, we're just littering now?
老天 没什么 God, nothing.
这人怎么回事 What is this guy's deal?
好了 终于 Oh, there we go. Finally.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
不管你信不信 我以前从没被逮捕过 You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before.
对 而且我非常好奇的想看看是怎么回事 你不好奇吗 Yeah, and I'm very curious to see what it's all about. Aren't you?
不 No.
不 不 不 不要 No, no, no, no, don't.
我觉得可能是他 I think it might be him.
- 他 - 瑞尔 ‐ Him? ‐ Roy.
噢 那个混蛋 Oh, that fucker!
别停车 Don't stop.
如果你不去处理这件事 就得别人去处理 If you're not gonna take care of this, someone has to.
不 别人也不用去处理 我们谈过的 No, someone doesn't have to! We've been over this!
我认真的 我认真的 I'm serious. I'm serious!
救命啊 Help!
他要杀了我 He's trying to kill me!
先生 举起双手 Sir, step out of the vehicle
下车 with your hands up.
谢谢 Thank you.
是他吗 Is that him?
先生 如果你不服从 Sir, if you do not comply,
我别无选择 只能用武力把你拉出来 I'll have no choice but to remove you by force.
好的 Uh, okay!
我要出来了 I'm coming out!
很抱歉 警官 Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman,
我以为你是别人 I thought you were someone else.
应该一直相信自己的第一感觉 蠢货 Should always go with that first instinct, shit bird.
你好 瑞尔 Hi, Roy.
啊 Aahhh!
你叫人增援了 You called for backup?
大哥 你搞什么鬼 Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
噢 行了 放松 我只是 Oh, come on, relax. I just, uh,
我只是干掉了他 I just clipped him.
你不只是干掉了他 You did not just clip him.
他是个施虐狂 He's a fucking sadist.
我救了你 你应该感谢我 I‐‐ I was just saving you! You should be thanking me.
你刚才要杀了你 He was gonna kill you.
好吧 行 谢谢你 Okay, well, no, thank you.
别动 把双手放到头上 Freeze! Put your hands above your head!
吃屎吧你 臭警察 Suck my dick, Officer Bitch.
认真的说 警官 别管我俩 Seriously, man, just leave us alone.
你要冲我开枪吗 打脸吗 是吗 Are you gonna fucking Tase me, fuck face? Ooh?
噢 来呀 打我呀 Ooh! Oh yeah, go ahead and Tase me.
快点 开枪 Come on, just do it.
我在摸你的小摩托 I'm touching your bike.
啊 噢 啊 噢 Oh, uh‐oh, uh‐oh.
她是谁啊 Who the fuck is she?
你到底怎么了 What the hell is going on with you?
怎么了 刚有点失控了 What? It got a little out of hand.
- 你这么觉得 - 抱歉 ‐ You think. ‐ Sorry.
是真的疼 The pain is real.
为什么你就不明白呢 Why can't you understand that?
无所谓 什么都无所谓 不是吗 It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Right?
- 那是你说的 - 不是 疼有所谓 - Those are your words. ‐ No. Pain matters!
我们对别人做什么也有所谓 What we do to other people matters!
当一个恐怖的人不好玩 好吗 Being a source of terror is not fun, okay.
没有满足感 我有经验 It's not fulfilling. I know this from experience.
所有的事都重来没关系 没人会记得 It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember.
但是我们记得 我们必须得解决我们所做的事情 We remember. We have to deal with the things that we do.
我的天呐 别埋怨了 奈尔斯 你从来没处理他的事 Oh my God. Cry me a river, Nyles. You were never gonna deal with him.
- 实际上我帮了你 所以 去你的吧 - 不 莎拉 去你的吧 - I actually did you a favor. So, fuck you. ‐ No, Sarah, fuck you.
不知道什么时候起 你开始像个小孩子 Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child,
顺便说一下 这就是一开始你怎么会被困在这个鬼地方 which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with.
哎哟 看吧 孩子气 Oww! See? A child.
你们俩闭嘴 Shut the fuck up over there!
我被困在这个鬼地方是因为你让我困在这的 I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it.
我试过阻止你了 I tried to stop you.
你不记得吗 我说了 站住 别进来 Or don't you remember. I said, "Stop, don't come in."
但是没用啊 你不能告诉莎拉该做什么 她自己明白的很呢 But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do. She's got it all figured out.
你现在是认真的吗 Are you serious right now?
我跟着你进了那个洞是因为我喜欢你 I followed you into that cave because I liked you
而且有人要伤害你 and someone was trying to hurt you.
因为我在乎你 Because I give a shit,
而你 很明显根本不知道 which is something that you clearly know nothing about.
要是我知道我会 If I had known that I was going to be stuck
和一个自大又可悲的混蛋困在一起 with a pretentious, sad bully
一辈子 for the rest of eternity,
我会离你远远的 I would have stayed so far away from you,
也肯定不会跟你睡 and I sure as hell would never have fucked you.
得了吧 我们睡了不知道多少次 Oh please, we've fucked like a thousand times.
什么 What?
你刚说什么 What did you say?
- 什 我没说什么 - 回答我 ‐ Wha‐‐ I didn't say‐‐ ‐ Answer me.
我骗了你 好吗 I lied, okay.
咱俩以前就约炮过 We did hook up before.
好多次 A lot.
我所要做的就是帮你在那个可笑的婚礼讲话中解围 All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding.
但是接着就不一样了 But it was different then.
那天总是要重新来一次 It was always just gonna reset.
然后你被困在这 And then you got stuck in here and‐‐
我不知道 也许我该告诉你 但是我不想告诉你 I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't wanna tell you.
我不想要告诉你 I didn't wanna tell you!
所以就没说 So I didn't.
行了吗 Okay.
我想结束这一天 I'm getting out of this day.
听着 莎拉 我很抱歉 好吗 Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay.
莎拉 莎拉 莎拉 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah‐‐
嘿 皮娅 Hey. Pia.
莎拉在哪个房间 What room is Sarah staying at?
我是米斯蒂的男朋友 快点啊 Misty's boyfriend. Come on.
噢 好 好 不好意思 Oh, okay, right, right, sorry.
她的房间在走廊尽头倒数第二间 Um, her room is second to last down the hall.
但是她没在 But she isn't in there.
- 她在哪 - 没人知道 ‐ Where is she? ‐ No one knows.
霍华德今早去叫她起床 但是她不在 Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there.
昨晚有人亲眼见她睡在那了吗 So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night?
她每天早上会叫我起床 各位 她肯定在哪个地方 She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's got to be somewhere.
- 奈尔斯 你在干什么 - 莎拉 ‐ Nyles, what are you doing? ‐ Sarah!
快出来 Come on out!
出来 Come on out!
醒醒 Wake up.
莎拉 Sarah!
醒醒 Wake up.
莎拉 知道那天和她没关系 所以离开了 Sarah realized the day wasn't about her so she left.
噢 别说了 Oh, don't say that.
不 霍华德 No, Howard.
再说一次 皮娅是对的 Once again, Pia is right.
莎拉把她的生活当成自己的私人肥皂剧来过 Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera.
你是谁 Who are you?
米斯蒂的男朋友 Misty's boyfriend.
醒醒 Wake up.
她在哪 Where is she?
说真的 是她让你们这么做的吗 Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this.
你没进那个洞 但是她让你进去了 是吗 You didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right?
我 我觉得和他呆一起不安全 I don't‐‐ I don't feel safe with him in the ho‐‐
我觉得我们应该报警 I feel like we should call the cops.
- 说实话 就像 - 莎拉 - That's, like, honestly‐‐ - Sarah!
我感觉不安全 I don't feel safe anymore.
这两位真漂亮啊 And how gorgeous are these two?
我的意思是 生活目标的话题 我说的对吗 各位 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys?
呃 Hmm.
- 我们可真坏 - 嗯 - We're so bad. - Hmm.
- 把我腿抬起来 - 醒醒 ‐ Hold my leg up. - Wake up.
在空军预备役时 我吃了3个完整的披萨 ...Airforce Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas.
兰迪 你的故事最好 Randy, you have the best stories.
- 我知道 - 嘿 - I know. - Hey!
老天爷啊 Oh my God.
新郎来了 The wedding guy's here.
- 太好了 - 我想抽一口 ‐ Yeah. ‐ I need a breather.
- 我能 我能 - 噢 请便 - Can I, can I‐‐ ‐ Oh, please.
试试 我就是给你买的 Go for it. I brought it for you, man.
米斯蒂的男朋友 你要一起吗 Misty's boyfriend. Are you in on this?
看来是拒绝 好吧 好 That's a hard no. Okay. All right. Well,
我抽了别介意 don't mind if I do.
很不错 对吧 That's good, right?
现在他已婚了 看着他回去参加婚礼 Now he's married, man. Watch him go back to the wedding.
我一点都不想结婚 I never wanna be married.
- 你还好吗 兄弟 - 你们两个昨晚睡这吗 ‐ You okay, dude? ‐ Did you two sleep in here last night?
没有 塔拉是那种 No, Tala's all about that no sleeping together
婚前不能睡一起的 所以亚伯睡这 before marriage thing, so Abe took it.
怎么了 Why?
亚伯昨晚睡这吗 Abe slept here last night?
对 怎么了 Yeah. What's up?
你真是太美了 So fucking beautiful.
亚伯拉姆 你这个混蛋 我明白了 Abraham, you slick fuck, I get it.
呃 Uh,
- 什么 - 你和莎拉 现在都说得通了 - Excuse me. ‐ You and Sarah, it all makes sense now.
他在说什么 What's he talking about?
你姐姐和你未婚夫 Your sister and Abraham
给你戴绿帽子 boned each other.
你妹每天早晨都会和他一起醒来 She wakes up with him every single day
接着 可能再偷偷溜走 and then probably sneaks out in the morning.
我的天 难怪她那么讨厌自己 God, no wonder she hates herself.
这个 闻闻 Here, smell this.
- 亚伯房间的 - 闭嘴吧 坐下 - From Abe's room.- Shut up and sit down.
- 你喝醉了 - 奈尔斯 你在干什么 - You're drunk. ‐ Nyles, what are you doing?
把嘴闭上去搞你的崔娃吧 Just shut up and go fuck Trevor.
这不是真的 对吗 That isn't true, is it?
什么 不是 当然不是 What? No. No!
这家伙整天都醉醺醺的 This guy's been drunk all day.
那可能说的没错 That may be accurate.
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但要是你闻一下这个枕头 你会发现 However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize
富尼耶爆炸兰花的独特香味 the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion by Fournier,
就是在莎拉生日那天你送她的润发喷雾 the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday.
有没有人喷了富尼耶的兰花喷雾 Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier?
我的天哪 Oh my God.
我不这么认为 I didn't think so.
你他娘的给我滚 Get the fuck out of here, okay.
亚伯 我们出去走走 Abe, let's take a walk.
你不会相信这家伙的鬼话的 对吧 You don't actually believe this guy, do you?
你在婚礼前一天的晚上背叛了你的未婚妻 You cheated on your fiancée the night before your wedding
而且还是和她姐姐 with her sister?
我去你们大爷的 And you know what, fuck all of you.
莎拉 是个好姑娘 Sarah's a good person,
但出于某些原因 你们都不觉得她好 but for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you
嘿 Hey!
过来 Come here.
- 退后 - 你在干嘛 - Stay back! - What are you doing?
想毁了我的生活 哈 来吧 走啊 Try to ruin my life, huh? Come on. Let's go.
啊 Ohh!
米斯蒂的男朋友 Misty's boyfriend!
哇哦 Oh wow.
我的天哪 要死了 Oh my God, oh my God!
我的天哪 我的脸上是有一把叉子吗 Oh my God, is there a fork in my face?
女士们 先生们 我想邀请 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite
新娘的母亲和父亲的特别演出 the mother and the father of the bride for a one‐night special performance.
塔拉 Tala,
你知道我不善言辞 但是 you know that I'm not great with words, but
我爱你胜过爱任何事 I do love you more than anything.
我们将演唱 So, we're going to perform a number
我在我们新婚之夜唱给霍华德的歌 that I sung to Howard on our wedding night.
我想让你们在陷入困境时 It's a song that I want you two to remember
能够想起来这首歌 when you fall into hard times.
爱能帮你们渡过任何困难 Love can get you through anything.
这首歌叫 恋人协奏曲 And this is A Lover's Concerto.
我想她了 杰瑞 I miss her, Jerry.
谁啊 Who?
- 莎拉 - 王尔德 ‐ Sarah. ‐ Wilder?
哦 Oh.
我不知道你认识她 I didn't know you knew her.
我爱她 I love her.
我明白 I see.
这很有趣 That's interesting.
醒醒 Wake up.
瑞尔 Roy!
我来自首了 I'm turning myself in!
拷打我吧 我不在乎 Torture me, I don't care!
混蛋 Motherfucker.
你说得没错 这里确实不亮堂 You were right, it's dark down here!
你他妈的在这干嘛 What the fuck are you doing here?
嘿 瑞尔 Hey, Roy.
我放弃 你赢了 I give up. You win.
各位 没事 It's okay, everybody.
这是我侄子 It's my nephew.
谢谢你们的关心 Thanks for your concern.
你不能待在这 You cannot be here.
- 他是谁 - 该死 - Who was that man? ‐ Fuck!
- 噢 - 嗨 亲爱的 ‐ Oh. Hey, hon.
这是 This is
-奈尔斯 -奈尔斯 ‐ Nyles. ‐ Nyles
我的一个老朋友 He's an old friend.
金枪鱼马上就好了 我们马上回来 Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back.
你看起来很伤心 You look sad.
哦 他没事 亲爱的 Oh, he's okay, sweetie.
双胞胎 Twins.
你相信我这个年龄的人能做到吗 Do you believe I made these at my age?
如果我那晚少喝一点迈泰 If I'd had one less MaI TaI that night,
把避孕套戴对了 就没她们了 I'd have put the condom on right, and they wouldn't be here.
那么 为迈泰干杯 So, here's to MaI Tais.
所以这就是你的生活 So, this is your life?
还不错吧 Not bad, huh?
美丽的妻子 Beautiful wife,
漂亮的孩子 beautiful kids.
小乔伊在给狗屎浇水 Little Joey is watering dog shit.
这很奇怪 It's weird.
但又是美好的 But... it's beautiful.
你不老说 婚姻是无尽的痛苦吗 ‐ What happened to marriage being a "bottomless pit of sorrow"?
你知道 事物是会变的 ‐ Things change, you know.
优先级变了 Priorities change.
好吧 那你在这里干什么 Okay, so what are you doing here?
你得继续生活下去 你把我妻子给吓坏了 Just get on with it. You're freaking my wife out.
我不知道 我 I don't know, I‐‐
- 我有一阵子没见你了 - 对啊 妈的 I- hadn't seen you in a while. ‐ Yeah, no shit.
上次见你后 我都进医院了 I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you.
护士不让我睡觉 她们怕我昏迷 Nurses wouldn't let me sleep. They were afraid I'd go into a coma.
没有比在重症监护室慢慢死去更糟的了 Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU.
我对你很生气 伙计 I had a lot of anger towards you, man.
我的意思是 I mean,
我将无法见证孩子们的成长 I'm not going to see my kids grow up,
不能牵着莉比走红毯结婚 never gonna walk little Libby down the aisle.
我想我是在自找麻烦 I guess I had my head up my own ass.
我是说 I mean, I didn't really
我以前都无法理解我给你带来的痛苦 comprehend what I was putting you through.
不过 医院里的那一小段日子让我想通了 That little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though.
这里的每一天都很美好 This was always a good day here.
你知道吗 You know.
我妻子风华正茂 My wife in the prime of her womanhood.
小乔伊在照顾他的狗屎 Little Joey tending his dog shit.
莉比在下午晚些时候会画一幅全家图 Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon
画里我们都是动物 where we're all animals.
我是一只可爱的灰熊 I'm a cuddly grizzly bear.
我是说 再也没有比这更好的了 I mean, it doesn't get any better than that.
你得找到你自己的港湾 You gotta find your Irvine.
我没有港湾 I don't have an Irvine.
我们心中都有一个港湾 We all have an Irvine.
嘿 那个开着警车 Hey, who was that loony bitch that blindsided me
- 蒙住我眼睛的疯子是谁 - 不要这么叫她 - with the cop car, anyway? ‐ Don't call her that.
你带她去了山洞 不是吗 You took her to the cave, didn't you?
你就没从中吸取点教训吗 Did you learn nothing from all this?
是她跟着我进去的 She followed me in.
好吧 至少你们心里装着彼此 Well, at least you have each other.
没什么比独自经历这一切更糟糕的了 Nothing worse than going through this shit alone.
好吧我想你该走了 Okay, I think it's time for you to go.
- 我能留下吃晚餐吗 - 不行啊伙计 你看 我 ‐ Can I stay for dinner? ‐ No, man, look, I‐‐
我想我们最好不要再见面了 I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore.
并不是因为你 是我的原因 It's not you, it's me.
你能再杀我一次吗 Could you kill me one more time?
就当是 You could still
帮我避开堵车了 beat the traffic?
好吧 去后院 All right. Side yard.
希望你能找到它 伙计 I hope you find it, man.
好 Yeah.
我要离开这一天 I'm getting out of this day.
听我说 莎拉 对不起 Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay.
莎拉 莎拉 莎拉 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah
这将是一个美好的婚礼 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
- 嘿 - 给我闭嘴 ‐ Hey. ‐ Shut up.
这既糟糕又疯狂 That was awful and crazy
而且这本不应该发生 and it should never have happened,
这个婚礼发生任何事情 and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing
我们都是罪有应得 that is coming toward us
因为我们都很渣 because we are very shitty people.
但是 我受够了 But... I am done being shitty.
靠 Fuck.
我们做的事 也太难以启齿了 Wh- - What did we do? That was - - that was so stupid
我出轨了 I'm a cheating piece of shit.
- 我天 还在这自我反省 - 我和我父亲一样了 ‐ Yeah, okay, great, I don't know. - I'm like my dad!
克利福德 约翰逊
根据定律 未来只有一个可能性 There's only one possible future given the laws of our‐‐
对 但它允许旁人进入 Yeah, but it would allow an observer access
柯西视界另一边的不确定宇宙 to the indeterministic universe on the other side of the Cauchy horizon.
好吧 听起来你不太需要我的帮助 Okay. Sounds like you don't need my help.
你会没事的 你会做得很好 You'll be okay. You'll do just fine.
醒醒 Wake up.
嗨 Hey.
- 你怎么在这 - 是的 You're here? ‐ Yep.
噢 Well,
很高兴见到你 it's good to see you.
你看起来 你看起来状态不错 You look, you look great.
是啊 我不会变老 Yeah, well, I can't age.
也是 Right.
让我进去 莎拉 Let me in, Sarah.
你不能把我锁在我自己的房门外 You can't lock me out of my own room.
奈尔斯 Nyles!
啊 Ugh!
你最近咋样 So, how have you been?
嗐 糟透了 Ugh, so bad.
我是说 I mean,
不 是的 真的真的很糟 No, yeah, really, really bad.
我能说点什么吗 Look, can I just say something?
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry,
我撒谎了 没有告诉你我们的过去 for lying, for not telling you about our past.
我不怪你生我的气 And I don't blame you for being mad at me
还离开我这么久 and staying away for so long.
但我想了很多 But I've been thinking about it a lot,
我不知道 我觉得在我把事情搞砸之前 and I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going
我们已经有了很好的进展 before I screwed it up, you know.
那么你觉得我们还有办法重新开始吗 So, do you think there's any way we could just start over?
谢谢你 Thank you.
你说完了吗 Are you done?
- 嗯 - 好极了 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Cool.
那么 So,
我想我已经找到方法出去了 I think I found a way out.
什么 Huh?
我们被困在一个充满能量的箱子里 We are trapped in a box of energy.
我们在3.2秒内逃离这个箱子 We get out of it by escaping the box
而通过这个环路本身 in the 3.2 seconds it takes
也是3.2秒 to travel through the loop itself.
通过逃离这个箱子 你的意思是 And by "escaping the box," you mean
我们在那个窗口把自己和那个洞穴炸毁 We blow up ourselves and the cave during that window.
如果我们在正确的时刻引爆C4 And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment,
爆炸将会把我们 it will propel us
推出去 out.
会推到哪 To where?
我也不知道 I don't know.
我们也许会在今天醒来 We could wake up, and it's today,
也有可能在20年以后 we could wake up, and it's 20 years from now,
也许我们会死 or, you know, we could be dead
被埋在一堆废墟里 under a pile of rocks.
真的没有办法确定 There's really no way to be sure,
这就是为什么它被称之为理论 that's why it's a theory.
但我们必须冒险一试 But we have to try.
嗯 我想是的 Yeah, I guess.
但我们真的要这么做吗 我是说 Do we, though? I mean,
我不想你再让自己失望 I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again.
还记得因果报应吗 Remember the whole karma thing?
这不一样 This is different.
我测试过了 I tested it.
测试 怎么测 Tested it? How?
斯巴德的山羊 我把她带到了洞穴里 Spuds' goat. I sent her into the cave
我把她炸了 and I, I blew her up.
我不知道她去了哪 但她已经不在这里了 I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore.
- 你能帮我拉上拉链吗 - 等等 - Can you zip me up? ‐ Wait.
山羊走了吗 The goat is gone?
嗯 嗯 Mm‐hmm.
太疯狂了 对吧 That's crazy, right?
所以我想我们度过今天剩余的时间 So, I think that we just get through the rest of today,
我们不做太疯狂的事 然后今晚 we don't do anything too nuts, and then tonight,
让这个鬼地方安静下来 we peace the fuck out of this shithole.
好吧 ‐ Well‐‐
我是说 你确定不想再做些测试什么的 I mean, you sure you don't wanna run some more tests or something?
什么 不啊 你在说啥 What? No. What are you talking about?
只是洞穴哪也去不了 Well, it's just the cave's not going anywhere.
你知道 这没什么大不了的 What's the big rush, you know,
万一真发生什么事 in case something actually does happen?
我靠 Holy shit.
你害怕离开这 Are you scared to leave?
啥 没有啊 What? No.
我一点也不怕 Not at all.
我只是不想离开 I just don't want to leave.
- 这不一样 - 哦是吗 区别在哪 - There's a difference. ‐ Oh yeah? What's the difference?
我想和你待在一起 I wanna stay with you.
听着 我爱你 好吧 Look, I love you, okay.
这个理由怎么样 How about that?
什么 What?
我爱你 I love you.
你 You
你怎么会爱上我呢 How can you even know that?
我只是和你困在这的一个人 I'm literally the only other human being stuck in here with you.
不啊 那瑞尔呢 我可不喜欢他 No. What about Roy? I don't love him.
我的天哪 奈尔斯 Oh my God. Nyles.
我 所以你 I - - So you, you're,
你是说在外面 真实世界里 you are saying that out there, in the real world,
有成百万的人可以选择 with millions of other people to choose from,
- 你还是会选择我 - 对 - you would still choose me? ‐ Yeah.
但我为什么要回去呢 你知道的 But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know.
那是一个充满死亡和贫穷的世界 It's a world with death and poverty,
还有使人虚弱的情感压力 debilitating emotional distress.
至少在这里 我们能在一起 At least in here, we get to be together.
你疯了 You have lost your mind.
有那么糟吗 爱就是这样 Is that so bad? That's what love is all about!
不要这么害怕嘛 Don't be so afraid of it.
这不是真实的 奈尔斯 This isn't real, Nyles.
我们在这里做的一切都他妈的毫无意义 Everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless.
那又怎样 So what?
我是说 你在外面的日子也并不好过 I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there.
听我说 我知道你和亚伯的事 好吗 Look, I know about you and Abe, okay.
如果你的计划行得通 And if your plan works,
你就得处理那个烂摊子 that's a whole other mess you're gonna have to deal with.
你是怎么知道的 How do you know about that?
爆炸兰花 Orchid Explosion
富尼耶牌的 by Fournier.
不过没关系 But it doesn't matter!
我不在乎那些事情 那就像我的全部 I don't care about that stuff. That's like my whole thing.
我不能一直在这里醒来 I can't keep waking up in there.
别管它 Just ignore it.
我要把我的生活找回来 I need my life back.
我问你 And I am asking you
要不要离开这个地方 if you want to leave this place
跟我一起回去 and come with me.
我不回去 And I'm saying no.
但我求你能够留下来 But I'm also asking you to stay.
再见 奈尔斯 Goodbye, Nyles.
啥 What?
莎拉 Sarah.
奈尔斯 他妈的那是啥 Nyles, what the fuck was that?
我们分手吧 We should break up.
- 什么 - 你并不喜欢我 ‐ What? ‐ You don't like me.
我不喜欢你 I don't like you,
但我们不应该分手 but I don't think we should break up.
- 什么 - 不会有人想和我分手 ‐ What? ‐ People don't break up with me.
这太扯了 This is so fucked up.
- 好吧 - 现在是我要和你分手 ‐ Okay. ‐ I'm breaking up with you.
是我先有的这个想法 I had the idea first.
- 谢谢 - 你皮肤很好 ‐ Thank you. - You have beautiful skin.
- 我喜欢你的发型 - 我也是 - I love your haircut. ‐ Me too.
话不多说 让我们有请 Without further ado, let me bring up
真正的伴娘 the actual maid of honor,
也是新娘的姐姐 莎拉 the big sister of the bride, Sarah.
祝你好运女孩 Good luck, girl.
谢谢米斯蒂 Thank you, Misty.
嗯 我在十二岁的时候 Um, when I was 12,
来到一个新学校 I had just started at this new school
那时 我对世界感到非常恐惧 and I was truly terrified of the world,
并且 不断地做噩梦 and, uh, I kept having these really awful nightmares.
之后有一次 我彻夜无梦 第二天早上醒来时 And then one morning I woke up after a full night of sleep.
我发现塔拉 And I find Tala
睡在我的旁边 asleep next to me,
抱着我 holding me.
她听见我被噩梦吓哭 She'd heard me crying in my sleep,
然后 她爬到我的床上搂着我 and... she... crawled into my bed to snuggle me
因为她觉得那会让我好受一点 because she thought that might help.
那时她大概只有5岁 And she was, like, five years old.
从此我再也没有做过噩梦 And I never had another nightmare.
嗯 你有着非常特别的 Uh, you have this
无私和希望的品质 selflessness and this hopefulness
真的很特别 that's really... special.
也很珍贵 It's really rare.
通常是姐姐要教妹妹 Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters,
但是今天以后 but I will today and forever,
或者更久 and ever and ever,
我都要向你学习 be learning from you.
嗯 Um‐‐
现在 亚伯 And now, Abe
不要搞砸这一切 don't fuck this up.
我不会的 I won't.
很好 Good.
你真好闻 You smell so good.
我爱你 I love you.
我也是 I love you, too.
那么 希望你能理解 再次感到抱歉 So, hopefully you get this and sorry about that, again.
还有 希望不久后可以见到你 And, uh, I hope to see you soon.
好的 Okay.
你的演讲真棒 亲爱的 That was a lovely speech, dear.
谢谢你奶奶 谢谢 Thank you, Nana. Thanks.
你知道的 我也在很小的时候没了妈妈 You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too.
我记得 Yeah.
好吧 我想你会很快离开这里 Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon.
祝你好运 Good luck.
你没事吧 宝贝 You okay, sweetheart?
我已经感受到了一切 I've felt everything I'll ever feel,
所以我再也不会动心了 so I'll never feel ever again.
你给这个孩子喝了什么 泰得 What're you pouring this kid, Ted?
那才是他的第一杯 That's his first drink.
我以为我知道怎么生活 I thought I knew how to live.
其实我什么都不懂 I didn't.
或者我根本就没有生活 Or I don't?
亲 看看周围 Honey, take a look around.
无论你追求的是什么 都不在这 Whatever you're after, it ain't here.
天啊 Oh my God.
我太蠢了 I'm an idiot.
你确定他没嗑药吗 You sure he didn't take anything?
他只是心烦 Kid's just moping there.
我他妈是个成年人 你个开破吉普的泰德 I'm a fucking adult, Ted with the pickup truck.
你再这样对我说话 You talk to me like that,
老子把你的牙打掉 you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar.
多谢泰德 Thanks, Ted,
不 不要 No. No!
啊 Ohh!
该死的 Damn it!
斯巴德 不要开枪 不要开枪 Spud! Don't shoot, don't shoot!
求你了 我 我需要你的帮助 Please, I‐‐ I need help.
顺风车或者什么都行 A ride, anything.
你他妈的是谁 Who the fuck are you?
三十年前 你在阿伯丁的一间酒吧 Thirty years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes
遇到了一个叫翠西霍姆斯的女人 at a bar in Aberdeen.
她夺了你的处就走了 She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town.
你再也没有见过她 You never saw her again.
斯巴德 Spuds,
我是你的儿子 I'm your son.
我一直有这种感觉 I always had a feeling.
莎拉 Sarah!
莎拉 等一下 Sarah, wait!
等等 Wait!
我想明白了 你是对的 I get it now. You were right.
以前的我很害怕 I was scared,
但我不会再害怕了 but I'm not anymore!
听我说 莎拉 Look, Sarah,
自从我第一次见到你 from the first time that I saw you‐‐
不 停下 别说了 No, stop. Stop it.
奈尔斯 我不 我不想听你的演讲了 Nyles, I don't, I don't want another one of your speeches,
好吗 all right.
你可以再和我说一句话 You get one more sentence.
好的 Okay.
没问题 Okay.
尽管我一直想假装不是 Even though I pretend not to be,
但我知道我是依赖你的 I've realized that I'm completely co‐dependent,
现在我想通了 but I'm cool with it
因为生活就是要被分享的 because I think that life should be shared now,
我要你活着 and I need you to survive.
好吧 Okay.
这就是你的一句话 That's your one sentence.
我需要你活着 逗号 I need you to survive, comma,
但不仅如此 but it's so much more than that...
嗯 冒号 uh, colon.
我比任何人都了解你 I know you better than anyone knows you.
还记得我们一起看见恐龙的那天晚上 And remember that night we saw the dinosaurs,
是你说的 如果想真正了解一个人 you said it yourself, in order to really know a person
就要了解他好的一面和坏的一面 you have to see the entire package, the good and the bad,
我已经了解你了 莎拉 你很完美 and I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah.
连接符 Ampersand.
你是我见过的最喜欢的人 You're my favorite person that I've ever met,
还有 没错 我知道人 and, yes, I know that it's crazy odds
和生命中最喜欢的人 that the person I like the most in my entire life
困在时间循环里的概率 非常低 would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop,
但你知道还有什么概率是更低的吗 but you know what else has crazy odds?
就是困在时间循环里啊 Getting stuck in a time loop.
点 点 点 Dot, dot, dot‐‐
- 那叫省略号 - 省略号 谢谢 ‐ Ellipses. ‐ Ellipses, thank you.
那叫省略号 It's called an ellipses.
省略号 听着 Ellipses, look,
我希望把我们炸飞 真的有用 I hope that blowing ourselves up works,
但只要能和你在一起 but it's really irrelevant to me
其它都不重要 as long as I'm with you.
如果我们真的死了 那么 And if it kills us, well then
比起活在没有你的世界里 I'd rather die with you
我更愿意和你一起死 than live in this world without you,
巨大的句号 emphatic period.
你语法真是让人吃惊呢 That was a grammatical nightmare.
是 希望你关注了重点 Yeah, I'm hoping it didn't distract from my point too much.
巨大的句号 其实可以用感叹号的 I mean, an emphatic period is just a‐‐ it's just an exclamation point.
我不想显得太着急 I didn't want to seem desperate.
如果我们厌倦了彼此怎么办 What if we get sick of each other?
我们已经厌倦了 We're already sick of each other.
这就是最好的 It's the best.
没有你我也可以活的很好 你知道吧 I can survive just fine without you, you know.
但现在有个 But there‐‐ there's
有个机会 和你一起生活 a chance that this life can be a little less mundane
不那么无聊 with you in it.
是啊 Yeah.
不那么无聊 Less mundane.
起点越低 上升空间越大 That's a super low bar. That's a great place to start.
好 Okay.
来吧 看看我们能不能被炸死 Come on. Let's see if we blow up and die.
好的 Okay.
所以 So,
整只羊消失的事是真的还是胡说八道 was the whole goat disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit?
太晚了 你已经答应了 It's too late, you've already committed.
该死 Damn it!
如果真的起作用了 第一次约会你想去哪里 Where do you wanna go on our first date when this for sure works?
- 你妈妈的房子 - 好吧 我真不该来 ‐ Your mom's house. ‐ Okay. This was a mistake.
- 你妈妈犯的错 - 好吧 ‐ Your mom's a mistake. ‐ All right.
以防我再也见不到你 In case I don't see you again,
我也爱你 I love you, too.
所以 我们现在做什么 So, now what do we do?
嗯 我该去接一下我的狗 Well, I should probably go pick up my dog.
你养狗吗 You have a dog?
是的 叫弗莱德 Yeah. Fred.
- 你有一只叫弗莱德的狗 - 我有 ‐ You have a dog named Fred? ‐ I do.
你从没说过 You've never mentioned this.
你也没问过 Never came up.
- 他在哪 - 和邻居在一起 ‐ Where is he? ‐ With a neighbor.
是什么品种的 What kind of dog is he?
他就是一只毛绒绒的狗 He's one of them shaggy dogs.
他就是一只毛绒绒的狗 "He's one of them shaggy dogs."
嘿 你们他妈的怎么在我们的泳池里 ‐ Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool?
看来他们11月10号就回来了 I guess they come back November 10th.
嘿 小子 Hey, shit bird.
我昨晚从你女朋友那收到了条信息 I got the message from your girlfriend last night.
是一个非常疯狂的理论 That is a pretty crazy theory.
你真的觉得那会有用吗 You really think it could work?
不好意思 我认识你吗 I'm sorry. Do I know you?
我是奈尔斯 I'm Nyles.
你好 Hi.
不可能 ‐ No way.
天啊 Wow!
黛西 我想要 很多酒 ‐ Daisy, I'd like... lots of alcohol please.
- 很高兴见到你 - 我也是 ‐ Nice to meet you. ‐ Yeah.
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# 永永远远 永永远远 # # Ever and ever, forever and ever #
# 你是我的唯一 # # You'll be the one #
# 像清晨的一米阳光 # # That shines in me #
# 照耀我的光芒 # # Like the morning sun #
# 盲人可能会看见 # # The blind may see #
# 但是请不要承担 # # But stay behind relief #
# 所有的 # # Of all #
# 责任和贪婪 # # Liability and greed #
# 别无他求 # # And there's nothing more you need #
# 我去市里去见我的女神 # # I went downtown to see my ady #
# 她放我鸽子 我站在那等 # # She stood me up and I stood there waiting #
# 一切都会好的 # # But it'll be all right #
# 在清晨来临时 # # When the morning comes #
# 现在我的头发被雨水淋湿 # # Now I'm up in the air with the rain in my hair #
# 我无处可去 我随处可去 # # I've got nowhere to go, I can go anywhere #
# 一切都会好的 # # It'll be all right #
# 在清晨来临时 # # When the morning comes #
# 顺便说一句 我不是在要求你 # # Just in passing I'm not asking #
# 变成你以外的任何人 # # That you be anyone but you #
# 当你回家时 试试一个人走 # # But when you come home try to come home alone #
# 两个人一起好太多 # # It's so much better with two #
# 黑人女子溺水身亡 # # Dark woman in the water drowning #
# 沉得很滑稽 # # Sinking in a funny way #
# 我们都将归于大海 # # The ocean will have us all #
# 黑人女子在壁橱里烧伤 # # Dark woman in a cupboard burning #
# 女人她们都做了什么 # # Woman, what have they done #
# 黑人女子像黑豹一样呼吸 # # Dark woman like a panther breathing #
# 我们都将归于大海 # # The ocean will have us all #
# 除了寒冷一无所有 # # Cold cost of the death of nothing #
# 雨是多么温柔 # # How gentle is the rain #
# 轻轻的落在草地上 # # That falls softly on the meadow #
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