你不要玩了 没时间了
我知道我帮不了你啊
我们现在可以聊点别的吗
你说说 我在听
哎哟 你怎么啦
我知道你没在听 等你有空的时候再说吧
噢 我得先忙完这些… Oh, I have to finish all this before...
在爸醒来前
你先把今晚要用的桌布熨好 You go and steam the tablecloths for tonight.
然后把天花板上的水渍粉刷了 Then paint over that water stain in the ceiling.
已经办好啦
我刚刚跟拜伦提到今天晚上的事
他们男声合唱团给爸爸准备了一个好玩的惊喜
面
你帮我煮面
那等我们的预约都结束了我们再聊吧
今天下午怎么样 Like, this afternoon?
- 五分钟 - 什么 - Five minutes! - What?
看面啊 5分钟 你知道爸最讨厌吃烂的面
你用的哪种漆 Which paint did you use?
白色的啊
我们有两种白色的哈
一个是洗衣房的 另外一个是公寓的
你千万不要用错了 因为错了就会...
好啦 好啦
伊芙琳不要紧张 Please
我知道你想把爸爸的派对弄得很完美
当他看到你拥有幸福的家庭和成功的事业 他肯定会为你骄傲的
神经病 你明知道爸不会这样看我们的
但至少是你和我都看到的 不是吗
秀莲 女儿
阿爸起来了
乔伊到了吗 快把桌子摆一下 他肯定饿了 Joy is here? Go set the table. He must be hungry.
我去开门
我们晚点再说吗 We talk later?
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谢谢你帮忙 Thank you for doing this.
你现在这样子真好看 You look really pretty right now.
原来你喜欢这套摩门教禁欲系打扮啊 Oh, you like this this hot Mormon look?
我得现在先夸夸你 以防我妈等下 I'm just telling you now in case my mom says
胡说八道 讲你胖之类的 something dumb like you're fat or whatever.
你不是说她要是胡说八道 就是说明她在乎吗 I thought you said when she says shit like that, it means she cares.
你好 伊芙琳 Hi, Evelyn.
- 王太太 - 嘿 妈 - Mrs. Wang! - Hey, Mom.
我只做了三个人的饭 现在得再做些了 I only cook enough food for three people. Now I have to cook more.
是乔伊 她带了贝琪来 It's Joy. She brought Becky.
你忘了吗 我们跟迪尔德丽女士说过 为了避免误会 乔伊会参加税审见面
所以贝琪是来帮忙看爸爸的
- 嗨 - 嗨 乖女儿 - Hi! - Hi, honey!
嗨 王先生 Hi, Mr. Wang!
嗨 贝琪 谢谢你能来 Hi, Becky! Thank you for coming.
叫我威猛就好 来 快坐 Please call me Waymond. Here, sit.
他不需要留下来的 You know, he doesn't have to stay.
哪个他 Who's he?
- 贝琪 - 贝琪是女生 - Becky. - Becky's a she.
你懂我意思 我老把"他"和"她"搞混 You know me. I always mix up 'he', 'she'.
中文里都读"ta"简单多了 In Chinese, just one word-'ta'-so easy.
还有 你俩这打扮 And the way you two are dressed,
肯定不只有我管他叫"他" I'm sure I'm not the only one calling him 'he'.
我是说管她叫"他" I mean her 'him'.
无所谓了 我英语没问题 而且还有谷歌呢 Anyways, my English is fine and we have Google.
所以用不着你来给我当翻译 So you don't have to come and be a translator.
你留下来 她可以走了 You stay here. And she can go.
我也觉得很尴尬 好吗 Look, I honestly think it's weird, OK?
但贝琪想来帮忙 对吧 贝琪 But Becky wants to help. Right, Becky?
跟长辈们聊天总能学到东西 I always learn something when I hang out with the elderly.
老人家们很睿智 Old people are very wise.
没关系 It's OK.
我们带上公公一起去见面 We'll take Gong Gong with us to the meeting.
你和贝琪可以留下来帮忙粉刷 You and Becky can stay here and decorate.
爸爸到底知不知道我们被查税啊
他在哪 我什么时候能见到他 Where is he? When can I meet him?
有客人 Customers.
吃快点 Eat fast.
- 妈 - 什么 - Mom. - What?
妈 等等 Mom, just wait.
等 你让我等 今天啦有时间等 Wait? Wait? No time to wait today.
算我求你… Just please...
乔伊 其他任何时候 我巴不得你来吃饭 Joy, any other time, I beg you to come and eat
或者给我打电话什么的 但是今天实在太忙了 or call me or anything, but today very busy.
妈 你每次都这样说 Mom, this is literally what it's always like.
这白漆搞错了 Wrong white paint!
我知道你不太喜欢贝琪 不过… I know you haven't always liked Becky, OK, but...
我喜欢贝琪 她人很好 I like Becky. She is very nice.
故障
你命真的很好了… You are very lucky...
你知不知道 你的老妈对你交女朋友已经很开放了
她还是一个老外
她是墨西哥裔混血 She's half Mexican.
洗衣机里不许放鞋 No shoes in washer.
坏了你赔 听到没 Broken, you pay, yeah?
但是公公 他心脏受不了 But Gong Gong, his heart cannot take it,
特别是坐了这么久飞机 especially after such a long flight.
你想让他千里迢迢从中国赶来 就为了这么死掉吗 You want him to come all the way from China to die like that?
他不会死的 He's not gonna die.
哇哦 大鼻子
- 请问需要帮助吗 - 等一下我听不清先等一下 - How can I help you? - Just hold on. I can't hear you. Just hold on.
- 请问需要帮助吗 - 我来取衣服 - How can I help you? - I'm here to pick up some shirts.
- 我打了三次电话了 - 把单子给我 - I called, like, three times. - Give me your ticket.
我帮你找 I find for you.
- 不是单子我有 - 宝贝 - No, I have the ticket. - Babe...
她要看单子 因为见单子才能拿衣服 She's just asking for it 'cause that's, like, the way that it works.
他们又不会读心术 They don't read minds.
那挂了吧 谢谢你 Then hang up! Thank you.
我们在一起都三年了 We've been together for three years.
你不觉得公公也会想知道吗 Don't you think Gong Gong would want to know?
让他先享受今晚的派对吧 Let him enjoy his party tonight.
你觉得贝琪能熬过整场派对 都不用介绍自己吗… Yeah, you think Becky's gonna get through the whole party without introducing herself...
- 伊芙琳 - 你还不知道贝琪吗 - Evelyn! - Have you met Becky?
猜猜这机器又吞了谁的20块 Guess whose $20 got eaten by the machine again.
威猛 客人叫你 Waymond! Customers need you!
好 来啦 Alright, coming!
伊芙琳 你知道吗 我老婆以前 Evelyn, you know, my wife used to wear
用的香水和你的一样 老天保佑她安息 that exact same perfume, God rest her soul.
今晚派对你来吗 Are you coming to the party tonight?
来啊 门票在这儿呢 Yeah, I got my ticket right here.
客人的衣服不见了 042在哪
对不起 这里太挤了 所以我搬了些到楼上去 Sorry. It was too crowded here so I moved some upstairs.
我觉得衣服在楼上会开心些 I think the clothes are happier there.
看嘛 他们在这里更开心点 See? They're happier here.
不是说好了吗 我把全部这个金鱼眼拔下来
伊芙琳英文不好 把googly说成了Google
不许贴金鱼眼了 No more Google eyes!
妈 拜托你了 能不能聊聊贝琪的事 Mom, can we please talk about Becky?
你爸这么多年
我还是搞不懂他脑子里在想啥 I still don't know what his brain is thinking.
贝琪今晚到底能不能来 Can Becky come tonight or not?
- 别转移话题了 - 我没有 - Stop changing the subject. - I'm not.
就跟那个税务审计员一样 她坏得很 You know, it's like our auditor. She is a terrible person.
一直针对社区里的中国人 She keeps targeting the Chinese in the community.
跟她审了两年税了 You know, two years of meetings,
结果她把我们洗衣房给扣押了 she puts a lien on our laundromat.
你知道你爸做了什么吗 And you know what your father does?
他给她带饼干 He brings her cookies.
每天我争这个 争那个 我是为了我们大家在争 Every day I fight, I fight. I fight for all of us.
天天都像在打仗 Every day is a battle here.
请勿关闭电源!!
而你爸 他根本不管事情怎么样… Oh, your father, he doesn't care about the way things are...
请勿关闭电源!!
我尽力让我们活得轻松些简单些 I try to make our lives easier and more simple.
但是你爸...
我真的不知道 没有我他怎么活
该早点告诉我的 太牛逼了 You should have told me earlier. That's really impressive.
伊芙琳 你得看看瑞克跳舞 Evelyn, you have to see Rick dance.
他会跳所有的舞步 Look, he knows all of the moves.
贝琪 我他妈要自杀了 Becky, I'll fucking kill myself.
他想当演员 跟你以前一样 He wants to be an actor, just like you did.
嘿 也许你也可以去试镜
只消我俩 双手合一
Just put your hand, in my hand...
一同旋转 永不停歇
And we'll spin through eternity
生活也能 如此鲜美 如此鲜美…
Life can be so delicious. Delicious...
太棒了 I love this!
- 嘿 - 瑞克你太棒了 - Hey! - Rick, you're so terrific.
大鼻子的 给她
我知道 只是… I know. I just...
我只是不知道还要讲得有多明白 I just don't know how to be any fucking clearer.
这就是个选择题 It's like she can choose
要么你跟我去派对 either you come to the party with me
让公公丢一辈子的脸 and Gong Gong is eternally ashamed
直到他忘掉然后死掉 until he forgets it all and then he dies
或者你不跟我去 然后他还是要死掉 or you don't come with me and then he still dies.
什么 What?
- 你在说什么 - 开玩笑呢 - What are you saying? - That was a joke.
这玩笑可不好笑啊 乖女儿 Uh, that's not a very funny joke, honey.
- 嘿大伙 - 这只有10块 - Hey, guys... - This is only $10.
我还以为你们中国人数学很好呢 I thought you people were very good with math.
- 下次我付你利息 - 伊芙琳 - Next time I give you interest. - Evelyn?
- 妈妈 妈妈 - 干嘛 - Mom, Mom... Mom! Mom! - What?!
阿爸
你干嘛下来啊
我的早餐在哪啊 快点给我准备啊
威猛 威猛 Waymond! Waymond!
我肚子好饿 你知道吗
认不认识乔伊啊
公公好
你的飞机好不好
你的国语越来越差了
对 对
公公 这是
贝琪是我的...
该死 该怎么说来着… Shit, how do you say it? Uh...
她是我的...
好朋友 老朋友来着
妈… Mom...
算了 我不干了 You know what? I'm actually not doing that.
大鼻子
到了这个点上了 我不… It's like at this point I do not...
我的早餐还没到啊
很高兴见到你 It was nice to meet you!
嗨 记得给个五星好评哈 Hi! Give us five-star cleaning.
还有… Also...
今晚有个中国新春派对 There is a Chinese New Year party tonight,
- 欢迎社区的所有顾客 - 谢谢 - open to all the customers in the community. - Thank you.
- 请一定来玩 有好吃的 - 没问题 好的 - Please come and enjoy... The good food... - This is fine. OK.
- 还有歌也很棒好吗 - 好的 - And nice music, OK? - Alright.
我给你拿张邀请函 稍等… 稍等我一下 I get you an invite. Moment... moment, please.
- 你现在听得清吗 - 乔伊等等拜托 - Can you hear this right now? - Joy, wait! Please!
我有话要和你说 I have something to say to you!
说什么 What?
你 You
你得吃得健康点 you have to try and eat healthier.
你变胖了 You are getting fat.
伊芙琳 Evelyn?
你在干什么
伊芙琳 Evelyn?
你在想什么东西啊
第1章 万发缘生
快点啦快点啦 我们迟到了
快点 快点 Go, go, go, go!
好了 OK!
秀莲 这是什么地方啊
这里啊...
我们的生意最近做得很好 所以想申请多一个执照 开多一间
是不是又是一间给洋鬼子洗衣的洗衣房啊
人总有洗不完的衣服 能帮上忙的感觉挺好的 爸爸
我在想 等我们这个事情都结束了 我们要不要一起去旅行还是什么
我今天要是再多想一件事 脑袋就要爆炸了 If I have to think of one more thing today, my head will explode.
干嘛啊
你可能有极大的危险 You may be in grave danger.
没时间解释了 拿好这个 There's no time to explain. Hold this.
你这是在干嘛 Why are you doing this?
仔细听着 Pay attention.
等你走出电梯时 你可以左转 When we leave this elevator, you can either turn left
去你预约好的税审会 towards your scheduled audit appointment
或者右转 走进杂物间 or you can turn right and go into the janitor's closet.
你神经病啊
- 我去杂物间干什 - 先别吵 - Why would I go into the janitor's... - Not now.
可选人生路径扫描中...
你老往我手机里下这些应用干嘛 Why you download all these apps on my phone?
可选人生路径扫描中...
吸气 你脑袋会有轻微的压迫感 Breathe in. You're gonna feel a slight pressure in your head.
你真的疯了
人生路径扫描就绪!
不好意思 是女儿
秀莲 别跑这么快
跟我走吧
画得好漂亮啊
将来都会好的
我们可以自力更生 走自己的路
好不好
如果你跟那个傻小子走 以后就不用回家了
我就当没生过你
好大
不开心吗你
好开心
你看 所有这些东西都是我们的
阿爸 又是我啊 你生完气没 什么时候回我电话啊
真的吗
嘿 乔伊宝宝 Hey, baby Joy!
你给我回来 You come back here!
闭嘴 Shut up!
不许跟你妈我这么说话 You don't talk to your mother like this!
我他妈想怎么说就怎么说 I'll talk to her how I fucking want!
王太 打电话是想谈下你爸的身体...
激活… Activation...
等你一开始会议 The moment you're situated in your meeting,
就按照这个指引做 follow these instructions.
不过要记住 不能让任何人知道 But, remember, no-one can know.
就连我也不能说 因为我不会记得的 Don't even talk to me about this because I won't remember.
- 但是我 - 嘘 - But I... - Shh.
精神扫描已完成 Mental scan complete.
晚点聊 Talk to you soon.
哇 这个电梯好快哦
你好 Hello!
王女士 Mrs. Wang?
左右脚鞋子对调着穿
闭上眼想象自己在清洁间
持这样的想法然后按绿键
附注：别忘了呼吸
左右脚鞋子对调着穿
闭上眼想象自己在清洁间
持这样的想法然后按绿键
附注：别忘了呼吸
左右脚鞋子对调着穿
闭上眼想象自己在清洁间
持这样的想法然后按绿键
附注：别忘了呼吸
左右脚鞋子对调着穿
闭上眼想象自己在清洁间
持这样的想法然后按绿键
附注：别忘了呼吸
左右脚鞋子对调着穿
闭上眼想象自己在清洁间
持这样的想法然后按绿键
附注：别忘了呼吸
左右脚鞋子对调着穿
闭上眼想象自己在清洁间
持这样的想法然后按绿键
附注：别忘了呼吸
左右脚鞋子对调着穿
闭上眼想象自己在清洁间
持这样的想法然后按绿键
附注：别忘了呼吸
左右脚鞋子对调着穿
闭上眼想象自己在清洁间
持这样的想法然后按绿键
附注：别忘了呼吸
左右脚鞋子对调着穿
闭上眼想象自己在清洁间
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王女士 你在听吗 Mrs. Wang, are you with us?
在的 Yes.
当然 我在听 在思考 Of course. I am here. Just thinking.
好吧 我希望你能 Oh, OK. Well, I was just hoping
解释一下这里 that you could explain this.
这是收据 This is a receipt.
我的收据 My receipt.
我们在说什么
哎呀 你这样怎么行...
你看 我… Look, I...
我希望你能告诉我 I was just hoping you could enlighten me
作为一个洗衣店老板 as to how, as a laundromat owner,
为什么卡拉OK机 a karaoke machine
是业务支出 could constitute a business expense?
我是个歌手 I am a singer.
- 你当然是了 - 是真的 - Of course you are. - It's true.
她唱歌很好听 She has a beautiful voice.
伊芙琳 唱首歌给她听听 Evelyn, sing a song for her.
不 别这样 No, no, please.
这没必要 That will not be necessary.
但我需要你们每一项业务 But I will need a separate Schedule C
单独填写一份报税单C for each of these businesses
因为根据你想要减免的税来看 because based on what you're trying to deduct,
你还是个小说家和厨师 you're also a novelist and a chef.
- 上次你告诉我 - 打住 - Last time, you told me that... - Please.
老师 歌唱教练 A teacher, uh, and a singing coach
还是"水压"技师 and a 'Watsu' technician.
抱歉 什么是"水压" I'm sorry. What... what is 'Watsu'?
是水下指压按摩 It's a water massage.
什么是水下指压按摩 What's a water massage?
比如…想治疗背痛 Like... like for back pain.
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- 你做过吗 - 是的 - Oh, you go? - Yes.
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怎么回事 What's happening?
就像在跟我前夫说话一样 Like I'm talking to my ex-husband.
就像我之前跟你说的 把你的… Like I said to you before, co-mingling of your...
- 是你在扰乱我的思绪 - 嘘 - It's you messing with my head. - Shh!
- 别嘘我 - 你得放松身体 - Don't shh me! - You got to relax your body.
- 不要 - 冷静拜托 - Don't... - Calm down, please!
冷静 Calm down.
在另一个宇宙放松你的身体 拜托 Relax your body in the other universe. Please.
- 这些减免 - 进入自动驾驶状态 - These deductions... - Go into auto-pilot.
你不能得到减免 如果… You can't then deduct it if it's an off...
很好 很好 Good. Good.
他们还不知道你和我在这个宇宙里 They don't know you and I are in this universe yet
希望我还有时间解释 so, hopefully, I'll have some time to explain.
我不是你老公 至少不是你认识的那个 I am not your husband. At least not the one you know.
我是另一个版本的他 I am another version of him
来自另一条人生道路 另一个宇宙 from another life path, another universe.
我来是因为我们需要你帮忙 I'm here because we need your help.
今天很忙 没时间帮你了 Very busy today. No time to help you.
有个大恶魔在我的世界扎根 There is a great evil that has taken root in my world
而且开始在多个宇宙中穿梭 所到之处一片狼藉 and has begun spreading its chaos throughout the many verses.
我花了几年的时间寻找 I have spent years
一个能牺牲小我 和恶魔抗衡 searching for the one who might be able to match this great evil
并且能够让世界恢复平衡的人 with an even greater good and bring back balance.
这么多年的寻找 让我来到了… All those years of searching have brought me here...
- 王女士 - 这个宇宙 - Mrs. Wang? - ..to this universe.
- 醒醒 - 找到了你 - Hello?! - To you.
我知道你现在很难接受… I know it's a lot to take in right now...
王女士 Mrs. Wang?!
醒醒 Hello?
听着 我知道你有很多烦心事 Look, I'm sure you have a lot on your mind,
但我想不出还有什么 but I cannot imagine anything mattering more
比我们现在讨论你的纳税义务更重要的事了 than the conversation we are now having concerning your tax liability.
需要我提醒你一下 你的财产已经在抵押了嘛 Uh, need I remind you that there is already a lien on your property?
我们完全有权收回 Repossession is well within our rights.
我知道 我在认真听 I know. I am paying attention.
本月最佳税审员
你看到这些了吗 Do you see these?
本月最佳税审员
只有经历过很多屁事 You don't get one of these
才能得到这样的奖杯 unless you've seen a lot of bullshit.
原谅我说话粗鲁 Excuse my French.
现在你看到的 可能只是一堆无聊的表格和数字 Now you may only see a pile of boring forms and numbers,
但我看到的 是一个故事 but I see a story.
除了一堆收据 我什么都没 With nothing but a stack of receipts,
但我可以就此追溯你生活的起起落落 I can trace the ups and downs of your lives.
你生活看起来并不好 And it does not look good.
你生活看起来并不好 It does not look good.
但… But...
抱歉 我妻子把她的爱好和生意混淆了 Sorry, my wife confuses her hobbies for businesses.
无心之失 An honest mistake.
好吧 Oh! OK.
有这么多 Well, with all of these, um
"无心之失" "honest mistakes,"
就算我们不以欺诈罪起诉你 I mean, even if we don't charge you with fraud,
肯定也要以重大过失对你进行罚款 we'll most certainly have to fine you for gross negligence.
你一直在用这些吓人的话把我们弄糊涂 You're always trying to confuse us with these big words.
我还以为你会带你女儿来帮你翻译 I thought you were going to bring your daughter to help you translate.
- 我是想带我 - 嘿 - I am going to bring my... - Hey!
抱歉 Sorry.
- 伊芙琳 - 她就要来了 - - Evelyn? - She was going to come...
伊芙琳 你有在听吗 Evelyn! Are you paying attention?
- 我现在不能说话 - 她忙得没空帮父母吗 - I cannot talk now. - She's too busy to help her parents?
除非你能帮我报税 Unless you can help me with my taxes.
伊芙琳英文不好 听错了gross negligence
什么是"重大项链" What is "gross necklaces"?
我知道你脑子里有很多烦心事 I know you have a lot of things on your mind,
但没有什么比我们 but nothing could possibly matter
现在讨论的无限多元宇宙中 more than this conversation we are having right now
每个世界的命运更重要的了 concerning the fate of every single world of our infinite multiverse.
对长辈的尊重哪去了 Where's the respect for elders?
亲爱的伊芙琳 我了解你 My dear Evelyn, I know you.
随着时间的流逝 With every passing moment,
你担心自己可能已经错过了 you fear you might have missed your chance
在人生有所成就的机会 to make something of your life.
我要告诉你 每一次拒绝 I'm here to tell you every rejection,
每一次失望 引领你 every disappointment has led you here
走到了这一步 to this moment.
不要因为任何事情分心 Don't let anything distract you from it.
你觉得这好笑吗 Do you think this is funny?
回答她呀 快点
你怎么考虑的 So what will it be?
我在思考 I'm thinking.
我们没时间了 Our time here is up.
- 他们会杀了我们 - 什么 - They're going to kill us. - What?
你能再给我们点时间吗 我们好重做 You think you can give us more time so we can redo all this?
别担心 这只是个一次性的宇宙 方便我们交流 Do not worry, this is just a burner universe we are using for communication.
等战斗的时机到了 你会知道的 You will know when it is time to fight.
你想重做 你要重新提交吗 You want to redo? You're going to resubmit?
- 我会尽快联系你 - 嘘 - I will be in contact soon. - Shh, shh, shh.
我觉得我另一个老公搞砸了审计 I think my other husband is messing up the audit.
也许我们可以再看一遍所有的收据… Maybe we can look at all the receipts again and...
伊芙琳 不要相信任何人 Evelyn! Trust no-one.
噢 不不不 Oh, no, no. No, no, no. No...!
噢 天啦 Oh, dear lord.
你没事吧
没事 一切都好 OK. Everything OK.
我好像把东西忘在家里了 I think I forget something at home.
坐下 Uh, sit down.
我想我会后悔的 I think I'm going to regret this.
你们走吧 You can go.
什么 What?
你跟她说了什么
最好我跟她说 你帮我翻译好吗
你们…你们可以… You... you will have...
我今晚下班之前 你必须 You will have until I leave the office tonight
把所有资料带过来 下午六点 to bring everything in, 6:00 P.M.
最后的机会 Last chance.
- 最好明天 - 谢谢谢谢 - Oh, tomorrow is better... - Thank you! Thank you!
谢谢 下午六点 Thank you. 6:00 P.M.
- 非常感谢 - 谢谢你的饼干 - Thank you so much. - Thank you for the cookies.
看起来很好吃 They look delicious.
最后的机会 Last chance!
祝你愉快 Have a nice day.
最后的机会 Last chance.
噢 不 Oh, no.
伊芙琳 伊芙琳 Evelyn! Evelyn!
事情不是你想的那样的 伊芙琳 我知道你为什么怪怪的
你在说什么
那你知道这件事喽 So you know about this?
当然了 这是我的
是你 在电梯里的时候 It was you. Like, you who was in the elevator.
对啊...
我在电梯里 I was in the elevator.
下周再来吧 Come back next week.
你们吵什么吵呀
我没准备好战斗 I'm not ready to fight.
我还没准备好战斗 I am not ready to fight.
也许我们别无选择 Maybe we don't have a choice.
什么 What?
秀莲 我跟你说啊 真是没用 做什么都是半途而废
你错了 爸 你一点都不了解我
反穿鞋子 Switch shoes to what?
- 噢 - 伊芙琳 - Ow! Oh! - Evelyn?!
谁叫下安保 Someone call security!
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
你要我这么做的 You told me to do it!
你疯了吗
你说的 等战斗的时机到了 我会知道的 You said I would know when it is the time to fight!
她在追我们 She was coming after us.
你麻烦大了 女士 Oh, you have no idea, lady. Oh!
袭击国税局官员 Assaulting an IRS agent?
你麻烦大了 You have no idea!
我是在说我们的事啊
"解除婚姻关系" "Dissolution of marriage"?
这个什么
是的 我在十楼 Yes, I'm on the tenth floor.
不… No...
是谁给你的
没有人给我
你哥...
你哥离婚了 Your brother gets a divorce,
现在你也想离婚了吗 now you think divorce is OK?
我不想离婚 I don't think it's OK!
我们许下了神圣的承诺 We made a sacred promise.
伊芙琳 我只是希望你和我...
我告诉过你低调点 别让人看见 I told you to stay low and out of sight.
你现在才来 Oh, now you're here?
别再来来回回地把我弄糊涂了 Huh! Stop confusing me, coming and going.
- 住手住手 - 放松我会帮你解决的 - Stop it, stop it, stop... - Relax. I'll get you out of this.
别来找我了 Stop coming here.
好了 伙计们 大家保持冷静 OK, folks. Everyone remain calm.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank... thank God!
就是她 那个中国女人 It's that one right there. The Chinese lady!
- 不都是他的错 - 就是那个人她袭击我 - No! It's all his fault! - Right there, she assaulted me!
好了 你们两个趴在地上 双手放在脑后 OK, I need you two to get on the ground with your hands behind your heads.
好的 OK, OK, OK.
什么事啊
她是个好女儿
先生 请服从 Sir, please comply.
听我说 不管你想做什么 都别做 OK, whatever you're thinking about doing, don't do it.
先生 Sir?
没事的 It's OK.
好了 先生 够了 OK, sir. That's enough.
我了个去 Holy shit.
不 克雷格 操 Oh, no, Craig! Fuck.
站起来 On your feet.
谁…到底怎么回事 Who...What is happening?
我们还要离婚吗
我不是那个要跟你离婚的威猛 I'm not the Waymond who wants to divorce you.
我是在救你命的威猛 I'm the Waymond who is saving your life.
现在 你要么跟我走 去发挥你无尽的潜能 Now, you can either come with me and live up to your ultimate potential
要么躺在这 给这堆烂摊子擦屁股吧 or lie here and live with the consequences.
我要躺在这 I want to lie here.
不 放我下来 不要 No, no! Put me down! No, no!
4655号西塔宇宙的公民们 Citizens of the 4,655th Thetaverse,
她将亲自净化你们 you are about to be graced
我们至高无上的统领 by the presence of our sovereign leader,
乔卟·秃叭叽 Jobu Tupaki.
我可以向你们保证一件事 Now let me assure you of one thing.
就像你们可悲的余生一样 Just like the rest of your miserable lives,
这只不过是统计学上的必然结果 this is nothing more than a statistical inevitability.
蠢 Duck.
- 还是蠢 - 乔卟·秃叭叽全知全能 - Duck... - Jobu Tupaki has seen all and knows all.
你们心中的小算盘她一清二楚 She knows what makes you tick,
你们摇摇欲坠的自尊她也尽收眼底 on what fragile branches your self-worth rests.
这个人 This one.
坚持住 Hang on.
不能现在死 姐妹 Don't die yet, alright, buddy?
不是她 It's not her.
警察正在搜集所有的信息 Police are looking for all information.
我们会持续跟进 This is a developing story.
- 我们只知道 - 快找到他们了 - What we do know... - They might be close.
我们有未证实的嫌疑人照片 We do have unconfirmed photos of the suspects.
一位身份不明的男子今早在西米谷国税局 An unidentified man went berserk at the regional office
区域办公室暴怒不已 for the Internal Revenue Service in Simi Valley this morning.
警察没有透露任何信息… Police aren't releasing any information...
- 你爸妈不就去那了吗 - 我们会持续跟进 - Is that where your parents are? - This is a developing story.
- 不过我们有未经证实的嫌疑人照片 - 你还好吗 - But we do have unconfirmed photos of the suspects. - Are you OK?
- 如果你认识他们 - 嘿 - If you recognise them... - Hey!
- 你没事吧 - 请协助指认 - Are you OK? - ...help identify them.
乔伊 Joy?
突发新闻 西米谷市国税局大楼遇袭
如果你认识这两个人 If you recognise these two,
突发新闻 西米谷市国税局大楼遇袭
国税局大楼遇袭事件嫌疑人
请协助警察指认凶犯 police are seeking help identifying the assailants.
国税局大楼遇袭事件嫌疑人
我老公连蜘蛛都舍不得杀 My husband won't even kill a spider.
你怎么可能和他是同一个人 How can you be the same person?
哪怕改变再微小的决定 经过不断累积 You underestimate how the smallest decisions
也会在一个人的一生中产生巨大的不同 can compound into significant differences over a lifetime.
每做一次决定都会产生另一个平行宇宙 另一个… Every tiny decision creates another branching universe, another...
你之前到底有没有仔细听 Were you not paying attention before?
当然听了 是你解释得太烂… Of course. You're just very bad at explaining...
别挤我 Don't push me!
我的天啊 我们必须回去 Oh, my God! We have to go back.
我们把我爸落下了 We forgot my father!
别担心 我们监视着他呢 他很安全 Don't worry. We're monitoring him. He's safe.
- 我都不知道 你确定吗 - 确定 - I don't know. Are you sure? - Yes.
嘿 快跟上 Hey, look, come on!
看 这是你们的宇宙 Look, this is your universe,
漂浮在宇宙泡沫中的其中一个泡沫 one bubble floating in the cosmic foam of existence.
每个相邻的泡沫之间都有细微的差别 Every surrounding bubble has slight variations.
而离你们的宇宙越远 But the further away you get from your universe,
差别就越大 the bigger the differences.
这个是我的宇宙 阿尔法宇宙 This is where I am from, The Alphaverse.
是我们首先与其他宇宙产生了接触 The first universe to make contact with the others.
你可以叫我一号威猛 You can call me Alpha Waymond.
在我们的世界里 你是个伟大的女人 In this world, you were a brilliant woman.
你在研究如何证明其他平行宇宙的存在时 In your search to prove the existence of other universes,
发现了一种方法 可以将你的意识 you discovered a way to temporarily link
临时连接到另一个宇宙中的另一个你身上 your consciousness to another version of yourself,
获得他们所有的记忆 accessing all of their memories,
技能 甚至是情绪 their skills, even their emotions.
所以你腰包才耍得跟成龙似的 Like you with the Fanny pack?
没错 这叫做"多域跃迁" Exactly. It's called Verse Jumping.
"多域跃迁" "Verse Jumping."
你现在就得学会怎么使用它 I need you to learn how to do it right now.
现在吗 Right now?!
这也许是我们活着逃出这里的唯一机会 It may be our only chance of getting out of here alive.
两个警卫朝这边来了 Two guards coming this way.
我说走再走 试着混进人群 On my signal, try to blend in.
你怎么不叫你的伊芙琳来干这个 Why don't you get your Evelyn to do this?
我的伊芙琳已经死了 My Evelyn is dead.
走 Go!
我的天啦 天啦 发生什么了 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, what is going on?
救命 救救我们 Help us! Help us!
我怎么死的 How did I die?
我在数千个世界中 I've seen you die a thousand ways,
见过你数千种死法 in a thousand worlds.
不过每一次 你都是被谋杀的 In every single one, you were murdered.
什么 为什么所有人都要杀我 What? Why would anybody want to kill me?
因为她无处不在 有着无法想象的力量 She's an omniversal being with unimaginable power,
她是混沌的化身 an agent of pure chaos,
没有动机 也没有欲望 with no real motives or desires.
乔卟·秃叭叽 Jobu Tupaki.
你在瞎出什么鬼声呢 You're just making up sounds.
我们得走别的出口了 We need another exit.
那就让她毁掉别的泡沫好了 So let her destroy the other bubbles.
你刚才说有无数个泡沫 You said there are so many of them.
少一些应该也没啥影响 Maybe it's OK if we lose some,
别再牵扯到我就行了 but just leave me out of it.
没那么简单 It's not so simple.
她在建造什么东西 She's been building something.
我们认为 是一种类似黑洞的东西 We thought it was some sort of black hole.
不过 似乎它吞噬的不只是光和物质 But it appears to consume more than just light and matter.
我们不知道那到底是什么 We don't know exactly what it is.
也不知道是用来干什么的 We don't know what it's for.
但我们都能感觉到它 But we can all feel it.
你应该也感觉到过它 对吧 You've been feeling it too, haven't you?
怅然若失的感觉 Something is off.
感觉衣服穿起来没以前好看了 Your clothes never wear as well the next day.
头发散落的方式也不同了 Your hair never falls in quite the same way.
甚至连咖啡的味道也 Even your coffee tastes
变了 wrong.
我们建立起来的一切正在瓦解 Our institutions are crumbling.
邻里间已经不再相互信任 Nobody trusts their neighbour anymore.
而你会在无眠的深夜扪心自问… And you stay up at night wondering to yourself...
怎样才能回到从前 How can we get back?
这就是阿尔法宇宙的使命 This is the Alphaverse's mission
把我们的一切推回正轨 to take us back to how it's supposed to be.
不过 我们首先要找到 But that begins with finding the one
可以对抗乔卟的丧心病狂的混沌铁幕的那个人 who can stand up to Jobu's perverse shroud of chaos.
你认为那个人是我 And you think it's me?
不然我们为什么不惜一切也要把你带出这里 Why else would we risk everything to get you out of here?
你们在这啊 Oh, there you are.
迪尔德丽女士 Oh, Miss Deirdre!
对不起 我打了你一拳 但… 听我说 I'm sorry I punched you, but... Look.
我想我最终懂你为什么… I think I finally understand why...
她在干嘛 What is she doing?
多域跃迁 快跑 Verse Jumping. Run!
快走 Come on.
跑 快跑 Go! Go! Go!
她跃迁到某个宇宙了 暴力破解中 She jumped somewhere. Brute force.
是相扑手吗 The sumo wrestler?
- 还是健美运动员 - 别管了 - Body builder? - Doesn't matter.
给我找一个敏捷的我 Counter with someone agile.
你的跃迁范围内 有霹雳舞者 哑剧演员… On your perimeter, we've got a break dancer, mime...
- 体操运动员 - 就体操运动员 - A gymnast. - Give me gymnast!
- 快 - 正在计算跃迁路径 - Go! - Calculating route.
好了 用纸在手上划四道口子 OK, some paper cuts, four of them.
每个手指间一道 One between each finger.
只有不注意的时候才会被纸划伤 Paper cuts only happen when you aren't trying.
这不可能 It's impossible.
发生概率 八千分之一 Probability 1 in 8,000.
这是我们目前最有力的跳板了 It's the strongest jumping pad we have.
- 你在干嘛呢 - 快 快啊 - What are you doing? - Come on, come on.
有了 一道 There we go, one.
两道了 There's two.
三道 好了 快快快 别停 Three. Alright, come on, come on, come on. Stick with me.
快啊 Come on.
四道 成功了 Four! There it is.
好了 跃迁 OK, come on, jump!
这是职业摔角手吗 Is that pro wrestling?
她要用背部粉碎技了 She's going for a backbreaker!
- 她必须得跑 - 不 - She's gotta run. - No.
她可以跃迁 总有一个宇宙的她会打架 She can jump, somewhere she can fight.
她还没准备好 She's not ready.
那种跃迁 一般人都会死的 A jump like that would fry most people.
她可不一般 She's not most people.
靠 这体格真弱啊 Damn, what a weak body.
- 喂 - 伊芙琳 能听到吗 - Hello? - Evelyn! Can you hear me?
你必须得进行多域跃迁 You're going to have to Verse Jump.
多域跃迁 Verse Jump?
喂 Hello?
集中精力 想一个你会武术的宇宙 Concentrate on a universe in which you studied martial arts.
好了 锁定目标宇宙 OK, I'm locking in.
计算完成 Calculations complete.
"表达对迪尔德丽的爱" "Profess your love."
你必须要表达出你对迪尔德丽的爱 You're gonna have to profess your love to Deirdre.
- 不可能 - 这就是你的跳板 - No way. - It's your jumping pad.
就像是吃唇膏和把鞋反穿一样 It's like eating the chapstick or switching shoes.
我们开发出了一种算法 它能计算出 We developed an algorithm that calculates
哪一种统计学上几乎不可能的动作 which statistically improbable action
可以让你出现在另一个位于你的宇宙簇边缘的宇宙 will place you in a universe on the edge of your local cluster,
然后它会像弹弓一样把你射向目标宇宙 which then sling shots you to the desired universe.
这简直太离谱了 That doesn't make any sense!
没错 Exactly.
越是离谱 效果越好 The less sense it makes, the better.
"随机路径算法"就是由随机的动作驱动的 The Stochastic Path Algorithm is fuelled by random actions.
告诉她你爱她 要发自内心 Tell her you love her and mean it.
就没有别的跳板了吗 Are there any other jumping pads?
次一点的方式就是打断自己的胳膊或者打个盹 The next best paths are break your own arm or take a nap.
我想你也睡不着吧 You're not sleepy, are you?
我爱你 I love you.
跳板链接失败 Jumping pad failure.
被拒绝
伊芙琳 等下 别跳 Evelyn, wait! No!
被拒绝
不是吧 No.
她去了一个本地分支宇宙 She's in a local divergent universe.
别啊 不会吧 No, no, no.
她回家 She's gone home
整理税务报表了 to finish the taxes.
我没有要伤害你
教会的拜伦告诉我 他和太太的感情一直都不好
直到他们开始谈离婚了 感情反而变好了
这没有道理啊 This doesn't make any sense.
你想啊 Think about it.
除了急事 我每次找你
你总是转头忙其他事 You always get pulled away.
威猛 Waymond!
抱歉 伊芙琳 I'm sorry, Evelyn.
- 啊 - 我得走了 - Huh? - I need to go.
什么 What?
我得找到正确的那个伊芙琳 I need to find the right Evelyn.
这个宇宙的伊芙琳 不是 And this one, it's not the one.
别 别走 等等 让我再试试 No! No. Wait, let me try again!
一号威猛 Alpha Waymond?
伊芙琳 Evelyn?!
发生什么事啦
你帮我推这个
啊 我的手怎么回事 Ah! What's happened to my hand?
好重啊这个
跑 跑 快跑 Go, go, go, go!
伊芙琳 你脸上 Evelyn, your face.
你刚刚丢下我了 You just left me.
你刚刚丢下我不管 You just left me!
你是说离婚的事吗
我好希望新年有一个新的开始
但是...
也许你是对的
如果我们没有结婚的话
也许我们会更幸福
我从来没说过啊
你根本不用说
你的眼神已经告诉我了
威猛… Waymond...
迪尔德丽女士 Miss Deirdre?
- 我爱你 - 什么 - I love you! - What?
走开
我爱你 I love you!
不行 不行 No, no!
我爱你 I love you!
我爱… I love...
跟我走吧
将来一定会好的
我们可以自力更生 走自己的路
好不好
伊芙琳 Evelyn!
功夫不只是打斗
饼干 也可以是功夫
卡 卡 卡 卡 Cut, cut, cut, cut!
虽然我们已经不是当初的自己...
我为你而荣
很荣幸今天能来这里 Oh, I'm so happy to be here today.
- 伊芙琳 - 伊芙琳 - Evelyn! - Evelyn!
伊芙琳 Evelyn!
你为什么…怎么做到的 Why did you... How?
你在哭吗
我看到我的生活... 如果没有你是多么的美好
太美好了 It was beautiful.
当年我应该听我爸说的话 不要跟你走
威猛 Waymond.
我们得赶紧走 We better keep moving.
现在乔卟肯定注意到你了 快 Now you've definitely got Jobu's attention. Come on.
保持冷静 Stay calm.
你的大脑承受着难以想象的高压 Your brain is under an incredible amount of stress.
不行 让我跟我老公把话说完 No, let me finish talking with my husband.
我得让他知道 没有他我能过得有多好 He needs to know how good my life could have been.
- 伊芙琳 伊芙琳 - 伊芙琳 - Evelyn! Evelyn! - Evelyn!
- 哎哟 - 听得见吗 - Ow! - Are you with me?
我以为已经断联了 I thought I was disconnected.
我怎么还在那里 Why was I still there?
你的意识就像一个盛满水的瓦罐 Your mind, it's like a Clay pot holding water.
每跃迁一次都会产生一条裂缝 导致物质泄漏 Every jump opens another crack, causing things to leak through.
经过一定训练 你就能学会如何修复裂缝了 With training, you will learn to reseal these cracks.
吃吧 你需要补充能量 Eat. You need energy.
奶油干酪 Cream cheese.
我的宇宙里 牛都灭绝了 In my universe, the cattle were killed off.
是我们跟乔卟大战中失去的无数事物之一 One of the many things we've lost in our war against Jobu.
我的天啦 Oh, my God.
如果 What if
如果我想回去呢 what if I want to go back?
如果我想回到其他宇宙怎么办 What if I want to go back to the other universe?
停止这个想法 停下来 听到没有 Shut it down! Shut it down, you hear me!
- 快回来 - 好的知道了知道了 - Come back! - OK! OK! OK!
我…我回来了 I... I'm back!
听着 你只是在借助其他宇宙获取特殊技能 Listen, you're only using the other worlds to acquire special skills.
明白了没有 Do you understand?
如果你被诱惑住了 If you fall for their temptations,
就会造成矛盾 招致混乱 you invite contradiction, chaos.
你的瓦罐就会破碎 你也会丧命 甚至更糟糕 The Clay pot could shatter and you could die, or far worse.
还有什么比死了更糟糕 What can be worse than death?
增援来之前 我们还是赶紧走吧 We should keep moving until reinforcements come.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
我听够了你的瓦罐 奶油干酪 奶牛灭绝 Enough of your Clay pots, cream cheese, no cows.
现在就都给我解释清楚 Explain it all to me now.
你说得对 You're right.
在阿尔法宇宙 In the Alphaverse,
我们开始训练青少年进行多域跃迁 we began training many young minds to Verse Jump.
其中有一个孩子天赋异禀 But there was one who was far and above the most gifted.
我们的小探险家 Our little explorer.
我们看到了她的潜力 所以逼了她一把 You saw her potential, so you pushed her
逼得太狠了 beyond her limit.
警告 不稳定状态 Warning. Unstable.
意识不堪重负的人多数情况下会死亡 Though the overloaded mind usually dies,
但她的意识破碎了 instead her mind was fractured.
警告 不稳定状态 Warning. Unstable.
意识破碎 Mind fracturing.
现在她能在同一时刻 Now her mind experiences every world,
体验所有宇宙 所有可能性 every possibility, at the same exact time,
探求无涯的知识 滥用多元宇宙的力量 commanding the infinite knowledge and power of the multiverse.
如今她见多识广 Now she's seen too much,
丧失了一切道德感 lost any sense of morality,
再也不相信客观真理 any belief in objective truth.
她到底想要什么 What does she want?
谁也不知道 No-one knows.
我们只知道 她在找你 All we know is she's looking for you.
喂 你说我不是正确的那个 Hey, you said I was the wrong one.
刚刚你的表现让我改变主意了 What you did back there, it changed my mind.
你很了不起 You were incredible.
威猛 Waymond.
-你怎么会 -你
好 你先说
这听起来挺无聊的
我在广告牌上看到你...
我还在想你会不会记得我
当然记得 Of course.
你不是去了美国吗
你不是很穷的吗
还好 我挺幸运的
集中精力 不能再分神了
伊芙琳 回来 Evelyn! Come back!
伊芙琳 跳到另一个战斗宇宙 Evelyn! Jump to another combat universe!
- 什么 - 尿个裤子 - Huh? - Try peeing yourself!
- 尿裤子 - 肯定是个好用的跳板 - Pee? - It's always a good jumping pad!
快点啊 醒过来 醒过来 Come on, wake up! Wake up!
你对我做了什么 What did you do to me?
你往我脑门上钉了什么东西吗 Did you staple something to my forehead?
没有 我什么都没干 是你自己钉的 No! I didn't do anything. You did it yourself!
- 我们叫增援了吗 - 不是我自己钉的 - Did we call for backup? - I did not do it to myself!
- 你叫了吗 - 上面都是血 - Did you call? - It has blood on it!
袭击者已制服 未呼叫增援 We've detained the assailants. No backup was requested.
你们上来也是白费力气 收到了吗 You guys are wasting a trip up. Copy?
不好 她发现我们了 Oh, no! She found us.
我说 你们收到没有 I said, do you copy?
带走 Clear them.
雨天…
Rainy day...
离我远些…
Go far away...
乔伊 Joy?
你怎么看起来跟个傻子似的 Why do you look so stupid?
女士 Ma'am.
您和您的…猪 不能在这里 You and... your pig can't be here.
寂寞的夜…
Lonely nights...
是我不能在这里 Is it that I can't be here,
还是我不被允许…在这里 or that I'm not allowed... to be here?
嘿 Hey!
诶 礼貌点啊
行吧… OK...
- 双手放在我能看到的地方 - 你看物理意义上我能在这里 - Hands where I can see them. - See, I can physically be here.
但你的意思是 But what you meant to say
你不允许我在这里 is you're not allowing me to be here.
双手后背 快点 Hands behind your back. Come on.
不要
威猛 Waymond!
我还得打败你才能过去吗 You're going to make me walk through you?
是的 宝贝 我也不能让你那么干 Yeah, cute. I can't let you do that either.
又来了 就知道说 不能 Yeah, again with the 'can't'!
你看 我觉得你根本就不明白什么叫不能 See, I don't think you understand the meaning of that word.
- 看嘛我能打败你 - 警员伤亡 - See, I can walk through you. - Officer down!
- 别别别别开枪 - 双手抱头 - No, no! Don't shoot. - Hands on your head.
这样吗 Like this?
- 威猛醒醒快醒醒 - 老爸 - Waymond. Wake up! Wake up! - Daddy!
噢 别 Oh, no!
我靠 Oh, shit.
- 不 - 不要啊 - No! - Oh, no!
别 担 心 伊芙琳 Don't worry, Evelyn.
- 不要不要天啦 - 这是 嗯有机的 - No, no! Oh, God! - It's... Mmm! Organic.
我的神啊 Oh, my God.
你… You...
你就是那个 乔乔·秃卟啼 You're Juju Toobootie.
威猛提到的那个灭世魔王 The "Great Evil" Waymond was talking about is
附身了我的乔伊 in my Joy?
别插手 Don't engage.
她根本不讲理 She can't be reasoned with.
是你 It's you.
就是因为你 我女儿才不打电话回家了 You're the reason my daughter doesn't call anymore,
她才从大学退学 还弄了文身 why she dropped out of college and gets tattoos.
都是因为你 她才觉得自己是同性恋 You are why she thinks she is gay.
我真是太抱歉了 I'm so sorry.
我在这个世界里喜欢女生这个坎儿你还是过不去吗 You're still hung up on the fact that I like girls in this world?
这个宇宙 The universe
比你想象的要大得多 is so much bigger than you realise.
冲啊 OK!
别别别别别别别别 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
停 Stop!
别逼我跟你打 Don't make me fight you.
我可强了 I am really good.
我才不信你的鬼话 I don't believe you.
行吧 OK, OK.
好家伙 Nice.
你尿裤子了 You peed yourself.
不行 伊芙琳 你还没锁定目标宇宙 No, Evelyn, you're not locked in!
她跳去哪儿了 Where did she jump?
呃 她已经不在地图上了 Um, she's off the damn map.
晃动你的手指 我的手指…
Flap your hands My hands...
看起来 她好像在一个所有人的 She appears to be in a universe where everyone has
手指头都是香肠的宇宙里 hot dogs instead of fingers.
说真的 不管看多少遍 我都会被感动到不行 I mean, it just doesn't matter how many times I see it, I'm so moved.
哎呀 别碰我 Oh, you stop it!
人体解剖学中的 An evolutionary branch
一个进化分支 in the anatomy of the human race?
公元前1000万年
这种跃迁 一般人都承受不了吧 A jump like that would've fried most people.
我说过 Like I said
她可不一般 she's not most people.
这…你为什么要这样对我 Don't... Why are you treating me like this?
你一会儿那么暖心 One minute, you're so warm,
一会儿又那么冰冷讨人厌 then one minute, you're cold and awful.
这简直疯了 This is crazy!
你开始明白了 You're starting to get it.
你打算去哪 Where are you gonna go?
好恶心 Ugh!
你知道吗 你绝对比我见过的 You know, of all the Evelyns I've seen
其他所有的伊芙琳都要有意思 you're definitely one of the more interesting ones.
你到底想怎么样 What do you want from me?
来 Here.
让我帮你打开你的思维 好吗 Let me help you open up your mind, huh?
来 Here.
打开 Open up.
没事的 It's OK.
很好 It's OK.
看一看 Take a peek.
见鬼 Oh, shit.
那是什么 What is that?
有一天 我太无聊了 I got bored one day
就把万事万物都放在了一个百吉饼上 and I put everything on a bagel.
万事万物 Everything.
我所有的希望与梦想 以前的成绩单 All my hopes and dreams, my old report cards,
所有品种的狗 every breed of dog,
克雷格列表: 美国的一个大型免费分类广告网站
克雷格列表上所有的私人广告 every last personal ad on craigslist.
芝麻 Sesame.
罂粟籽 Poppy seed.
盐 Salt.
然后它自己崩塌了 And it collapsed in on itself.
因为 你知道吗 当你把一切都放在一个百吉饼上时 'Cause, you see, when you really put everything on a bagel,
它就会变成这样 it becomes this.
快跑 伊芙琳 Come on. Run, Evelyn.
事实 The truth.
事实是什么 What is the truth?
一切都 Nothing
无所谓 matters.
不 乔伊 No, Joy.
你不会相信这句鬼话的 You don't believe that.
感觉很棒 不是吗 Feels nice, doesn't it?
如果什么都无所谓的话 If nothing matters
那你因为自己一事无成而感受到的所有痛苦和内疚 then all the pain and guilt you feel for making nothing of your life
都会消逝 it goes away.
被吸
Sucked
到
Into
一个百吉饼里
A bagel.
不 No!
阿爸 Ah Ba?
我不是你爸 I'm not your father.
至少不是你熟悉的那个老爸 At least not the one you know.
我是一号公公 I am Alpha Gong Gong.
怎么你也变了 Not you too!
长官 您来这里做什么 Sir, what are you doing here?
我们得走了 跟着我 We need to go. Just follow me.
长官 一切都在我的掌控之中 Sir, I have this under control.
你又一次故意违抗我的命令 Again, you deliberately disobey me
危及到了另一个思维 and cause another mind to be compromised.
现在 你知道我们必须做什么 And now you know what we must do.
不要 求你了 No! Please.
她跟我们之前见过的都不一样 She's unlike anything we've seen.
她有能力阻止乔卟·秃叭叽 She could finally stop Jobu Tupaki.
你说的是我女儿体内的那个怪物吗 You mean the monster that is inside my daughter?
你之前怎么不早点告诉我 Well, why didn't you tell me about it earlier?
你们这些阿尔法宇宙的人还有什么没告诉我 What else are you Alpha people not telling me?
你看到了吗 她刚刚跳着舞把那个男的杀了 Did you see her dance that man to death?
我绝对不是你们在找的那个伊芙琳 There is no way I am the Evelyn you are looking for.
不 我看得很清楚 No, I see it so clearly.
看到什么了 See what?
我做什么都不行 I'm no good at anything.
确实 Exactly.
我见过成千上万个伊芙琳 I've seen thousands of Evelyns,
但你绝对是最独特的一个 but never an Evelyn like you.
你有那么多从没实现的目标 You have so many goals you never finished,
从未追寻的梦想 dreams you never followed.
这个版本的你是最差劲的 You're living your worst you.
我不可能是最差的 那个热狗版的才是 I cannot be the worst. What about that hot dog one?
不 你还不明白吗 No. Can't you see?
你的每一次失败 都会给经历另一种人生的 Every failure here branched off into a success
另一个伊芙琳带去成功 for another Evelyn in another life.
大多数人只拥有几条 Most people only have a few significant
重要的可选择的人生道路 alternate life paths so close to them.
但是 这个宇宙的你 无所不能 But you, here, you're capable of anything
因为你一无是处 because you're so bad at everything.
她的脑子已经乱作一团 What good is all that power when her mind
那些能力还有什么用 is already succumbing to that chaos, huh?
有人吗 Hello?
开门 妈 爸 怎么回事 Hello? Mom, Dad? What's going on?
别 别理她 No. Do not answer her.
这是她的诡计 It's one of her tricks.
长官 我们的读取结果显示这不是乔卟·秃叭叽 Sir, our readings indicate it's not Jobu Tupaki.
但是 如果她没在这里… But if she's not here...
我操 Oh, shit!
别跟她交战 快逃 快逃 Do not engage! Run! Run!
我去解决乔卟 您盯着点她俩 Watch these two here while I deal with Jobu.
我不会拿阿尔法宇宙的安全来冒险的 I'm not risking the safety of the Alphaverse for this.
尽你的全力让我们远离乔伊 Get us as far away from Joy as you can.
- 为什么 - 我会回来的我保证 - Why? - I'll be back. I promise.
不 等等 你为什么不… No, no, no, wait. Why don't you...
- 开门 - 乔伊 - Hello? - Joy?
- 不不要 她不是 - 乔伊在外面 - No, no... That's not... - Joy's here!
- 不不不那不是乔伊 - 有人吗 - No, no, no, that's not Joy. - Hello?
- 乔伊乔伊我来了 - 让我进去 - Joy? Joy, I'm coming. - Let me in.
来了 耐心点 这个可重了 OK, be patient! This is heavy.
- 乔伊你怎么在这里 - 我他妈也不知道 - Joy, why are you here? - I have no fucking clue!
- 说话注意点 - 发生什么了 - Hey, gentle language! - Just what is going on?
我相信这一切都会有很好的解释… I'm sure there's a very good explanation for all of this...
伊芙琳你在干什么
你搞什么 妈妈 What the fuck, Mom?!
这个是为了我们的安全
你特么到底在干嘛 What the fuck are you doing?
我们的女儿的脑子已经给乔卟·秃叭叽绑架了
阿尔法你和阿尔法公公要我跟她打
但是… 她太强大了 But... she's too powerful.
你在说什么啊
我们都中风了吗 Are we all having a stroke?
你不记得了 因为你们的身体也被另外一个宇宙控制了
你们都像是木偶 懂吗 木偶 You are like puppets. You know? Puppets?
你们能做平常做不了的事 You can do things you normally cannot do.
就像那部电影 It's like that movie.
你… 你知道… 那部电影… Um, you... you... That movie...
好吧 你到底想说什么 OK, what are you talking about?
- 一部电影 - "料理浣熊" - A movie? - 'Raccaccoonie!
- 什么 - 什么 - What? - Huh?
"料理浣熊" 'Raccaccoonie.
你知道吗 里面有个厨师… You know, the one with the chef...
他做菜很难吃 呸 And he makes bad food. Phooey.
然后这只浣熊坐在他的头上 And then this raccoon sit on his head,
控制他 然后他就能做出好菜了 ooh, control him, and then he cooks good food.
你说的是"料理鼠王"吗 Do you mean 'Ratatouille?
"料理鼠王" 我喜欢那部电影 'Ratatouille? I like that movie.
不 不 不 不是 "料理浣熊" No. No, no, no, no, no. 'Raccaccoonie!
- 和浣熊一起 - 好吧 - With the raccoon. - OK...
- 浣熊 - 所有人都别发出声音了 - Raccoon? - Everybody, stop making up sounds!
所以乔伊有一只浣熊 我也有一只 So there's a raccoon Joy, and there's a raccoon me?
然后它们在控制我们吗 And they are controlling us?
没错 从另外一个宇宙 Yeah, from the other universes.
- 好吧 - 太好笑了伊芙琳 - Oh. OK. - That's very funny, Evelyn.
好吧 听起来确实有点荒唐 但这是真的 OK, it sounds a little bit ridiculous, but it's true.
我对天发誓 你… 你是个猛男 I swear to God, you... You are macho man.
- 我喜欢 - 噢好的 - I like that! - Oh, yeah.
宝贝 别担心 Hey, honey, don't worry.
- 爸爸会把你解开的 - 阿爸 - Daddy will get you out of this. - Ah Ba?
快点 趁她现在分心了 Quickly, while she is distracted.
- 不要 - 这是唯一的方案 - No. - It's only protocol.
这样可以减少一个她能进入的宇宙 It gives her one less universe to access.
- 天啦 你能 - 噢是贝琪的电话 - God... Can you... - Oh, it's Becky.
你好 贝琪 别挂 Hi, Becky. Hold on.
要是在这里你都不能杀掉她的话 How do you expect to defeat her in every universe
你还怎么能在其他宇宙里打败她呢 if you can't even kill her in one?
你好 宝贝 Hey, babe.
她是你外孙女 She's your granddaughter.
你以为我是什么感受 How do you think I feel?
但是这是为了赢得战争所必须做出的牺牲 But this is a sacrifice that is necessary to win the war.
好的 我们来把它解开 OK, there we go.
你必须杀了她 You must do it.
去吧 Go.
动手吧 Go.
没错 我妈用胶带把我绑在了椅子上 Yeah, my mom taped me to a chair.
因为浣熊 Uh, because of raccoons.
- 耐心点 - 说来话长 - OK, be patient. - Yeah, it's a long story.
- 爸爸正在 - 今天过得太艰难了 - Daddy's trying to... - It's been a day.
妈 Mom?
我一点也不喜欢这样 I don't like this at all.
你想 What are you
你想干嘛 what are you doing?
喂 我都快解完了 Hey! I almost had it.
真是的 Oh, come on!
你已经被她迷惑住了 You are already under her spell.
天啦 天啦 他拿着枪 Holy shit! Holy shit, he has a gun!
所有人都冷静点 Everyone, stay calm!
我觉得我们应该进行一下家庭讨论了 I think it's time for a family discussion!
没事 没事的 It's OK, it's OK, it's OK.
我不会让你杀了她 I won't let you kill her.
你没发现你的思维发生了什么吗 Don't you see what is happening to your mind?
在我的宇宙中 In my universe,
你把你女儿逼得太紧 导致她崩溃了 you pushed your own daughter too hard until you broke her.
是你创造了乔卟·秃叭叽 You you created Jobu Tupaki.
他的英语什么时候变得这么好了 When did he get so good at English?
爸爸不要开枪啊
现在我必须阻止你 Now I must stop you.
否则 总有一天 Otherwise, it's only a matter of time
你会变得跟她一样 before you become just like her.
跟她一样 Just like her?
你他妈在做什么 What the fuck are you doing?
伊芙琳 我觉得现在不是跳舞的时候 Evelyn, I don't think now is a good time to dance!
爸爸 我知道你不赞同我 Baba, I know you don't agree with me,
但这是我必须要做的事 but this is something I have to do.
- 什么 - 听起来怪怪的 - What the... - That sounds weird.
- 不不要 等等 - 好了 - No, no, no... Wait! - OK.
你不知道自己会跃迁到哪里 You don't know where you'll jump.
够了 Enough!
警告 不稳定 Warning. Unstable.
如果我能变得跟她一样 也许我就有足够的能力救我的乔伊了
别这样 Please.
我不想再让另一个深爱的人堕入黑暗了 I cannot lose another loved one to the darkness.
- 警告不稳定 - 别担心 你不会的 - Warning. Unstable. - Don't worry. You won't.
你好 麻烦把里面清理干净 好吗 Hey, uh, clean up in there, alright?
拿着 Here.
她跃迁到了哪里 Where did she jump?!
对不起 阿爸 Sorry, Ah Ba.
- 搞定 快快快 - 我的天 妈 - OK! Come on, come on, come on! - Jesus, Mom!
- 这边 - 别走 - That way! - Oh, no!
- 天啦 - 快走 快走 - Oh, my God! - Come on, come on!
不要 No!
警告 意识破碎 Warning, mind fracturing.
每个跃迁者附近都送一个副本过去 Send every Jumper with a counterpart in the area.
快 Now!
重申一遍 阿尔法宇宙 Once again, the Alphaverse finds itself
是目前已知抵御混沌的最后防线 as the last line of defence against total chaos.
打起精神来 这个伊芙琳和其他的伊芙琳一样固执 Be brave. This Evelyn is as stubborn as the others.
她让我们别无选择 She has given us no choice.
必须在她变成另一个乔卟·秃叭叽之前除掉她 We must kill her before she becomes another Jobu Tupaki.
- 乔伊 - 什么 - Joy. - Oh, what?
乔伊 乔伊 Joy... Joy...
我知道你有这些感觉 I know you have these feelings,
会觉得很难过 feelings that make you so sad.
会想要自暴自弃 That makes you just... just want to give up.
这不怪你 It's not your fault.
不是你的错 Not your fault.
我知道 I know.
都是因为她 It's... it's her.
伊芙琳次次口误
乔乔·啾叭咔 Juju Chewbacca.
她控制了你的灵魂 She has your soul in the palm of her hand.
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
我要想打败她把你救出来 只有一个办法 The only way I can defeat her to save you
就是变得和她一样 is to become like her.
我还是有一点乱
伊芙琳 Evelyn!
你女儿已经无药可救了 Your daughter is beyond saving.
再这样下去你也一样 And soon you will be too.
你已经没时间了 Your time is up.
快找你们的跳板 Find your jumping pads.
恭迎玛利亚…
Ave Maria...
恭迎玛利亚…
Ave Maria...
亲爱的 我不知道你怎么了 不过...
妈 妈 Mom? Mom?
我感觉你有点走火入魔了 I think you're pushing things too far.
远远不够 Or not far enough.
妈呀 我的妈呀 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
伊芙琳 Evelyn?
我的天 Oh, my God.
你在干什么 What are you doing?!
秀莲 别跑这么快
好久
没到
这方来哎嘿
吹开那青苔喝凉水哟嗬
妈 Mom!
好久没到这方来
长哎青苔哟喂
我了个…去 Holy... shit.
他死了吗 Is he dead?
- 看吧没死快走 - 这绝对不是 - See, not dead. Go! - That's definitely not...
快点啊 快走 Hurry up, please. Go quick!
好了 跟上来 OK, come on, guys.
爸 你快点 Dad, go!
天啦 Oh, my God.
宝宝 你想溜达溜达吗 Does my baby want to go for a walk?
不要 No!
娇妮 Oh, Johnny! Oh!
橘子汽水 Orange soda?
- 啥 - 她在干嘛啊 - Huh? - What is she doing?
我猜她搞这些奇奇怪怪的事情的时候 I think when she does something weird
可以获得能量 帮助她打架 it helps her fight, it gives her power.
抱歉了 亲爱的 Sorry, baby.
要她再来一份 Ask her for another one.
不 娇妮 No! Johnny!
炒蛋吗 Fried egg?
你个…混蛋 You... bitch.
走 Go!
伊芙琳 你要是再不提一提速度 Evelyn, if you don't step up,
我就要把给你排的班分点给查德了 I'm giving some of your shifts to Chad.
好棒 Yeah!
- 我的天啦 - 太帅了 - Oh, my God! - Oh, good one!
我拍下来了 I got a picture!
你们走 Go.
住手… Stop...
- 啊怎么回事 - 你住手 - Huh? What happened? - You stop!
- 我感觉他们好像 没超能力了 - 停下 - I think they lost their... powers? - Stop it!
长官 Sir?
我需要另一个跳板 I am gonna need another jumping pad.
收到 完毕 Received information. Over.
我猜她又要开始搞怪了 I think she needs to do something weird again.
他要干嘛呢 What's he doing?
我的天 他想用那东西戳自己屁股 Oh, my God. He's trying to stick it in his butt.
不 No!
- 不行 - 啊 别 - No, no, no! - Ah... No!
伊芙琳 开合跳 Ah, Evelyn, do jumping Jacks!
开合跳一点也不搞怪好吧 That's not weird at all.
那…扇他 Um... Slap him!
不要 No, no, no, no!
妈 对着他的鼻子吹气 Mom, just blow on his nose!
啥 What?
这样他自然而然就会尖叫发出怪声来 It'll make him involuntarily scream and do weird noises.
信她吧 伊芙琳 这还真挺怪的 Trust her, Evelyn! It's really weird.
哇 你妈可真厉害 Wow, Mom is really good.
抱歉 Sorry.
脑负荷接近极限 Reaching mental capacity.
靠 Holy shit!
抱歉 伊芙琳 I'm sorry, Evelyn.
- 意识破碎 - 我们一起死吧 - Mind fracturing. - We'll die together.
功夫不只是打斗
小指也可以是功夫
小指… Pinky...
- 抓住她我看到她了 - 我们上 - Get her. I see her. - Let's go!
伊芙琳 Evelyn!
伊芙琳 伊芙琳 Evelyn. Evelyn!
真的不知道怎么解释 太难了
你不用解释 No need to explain.
我一直在看着你 I have been watching you.
你回来了 You're back!
你看到我有多厉害了吗 Did you see how good I am?
我会做到的 I'm gonna do it.
我会打败乔卟·秃叭叽 I am going to defeat that Jobu Tupaki.
喂 这回你念对她的名字了 Hey. You got her name right.
伊芙琳 你太莽撞了 这么做简直是疯了 Evelyn, what you're doing is crazy, reckless.
用这种蠢办法救你女儿 Your stupid plan to somehow save your daughter
多元宇宙的所有人都被你惹毛了 has managed to piss off everyone in the multiverse.
不过这法子或许有用 But it just might work.
怎么了 怎么回事 What? What?
真希望我能亲眼看到你搞定这一切 I only wish I could be there to see you finish this.
你什么意思 你不来看我打败她吗 What do you mean, you don't see me finish?
我们还能一起度过最后的刹那时光 I'm grateful that chance was kind enough
我已经很感激造化的善意了 to let us have these last few moments together.
一号威猛 Alpha Waymond?
发生什么了 What happened?
我刚刚又变成浣熊威猛了吗 Was I Raccoon Waymond again?
浣熊威猛已经死了 Raccoon Waymond is dead.
哇 好棒哦
那个是浣熊乔伊吗 Is that Raccoon Joy?
我说对了吗 Am I getting it?
好可爱哦
乔卟 我现在可以阻止你了 I can to stop you, Jobu,
我已经获得了全部的潜能 now that I am reaching my full potential.
你还是没搞清楚状况 Oh, you still can't see what's happening.
不 我看得一清二楚 No, I see clearly.
比以往任何时候都要清楚 More clearly than ever before.
我的天 伊芙琳 Oh, my God! Evelyn.
天啦 Oh, my God!
可恶 就差一点了 Damn it. So close.
伊芙琳 伊芙琳 Evelyn? Evelyn?
求你救救她 Please help her.
我们很快会再见的 I'll see you again soon.
某时某地
Somewhere out there
喧嚣之去…
In all that noise...
别走 求你了 救救她 Don't leave! Help her, please!
救命 救命啊 Help! Help!
领衔主演
伊芙琳·全
结局好悲伤哦 但挺有趣的
她在哪 Where is she?
我们的女儿在哪 Where's our daughter?
女儿
什么女儿 Daughter?
秀莲 你还好吗
我们是一家人 我们是一家人
We're family We're a family
厨房里的家人
Culinarily Culinarily
我们一起烹饪…
Now we're cooking...
- 料理浣熊 - 只要四下无人… - Oh, Raccaccoonie. - When nobody's lookin'...
要是没有你我可怎么办 I don't know what I'd do without you.
料理浣熊 Raccaccoonie?
对啊 我们合作很愉快 Yeah, we make a pretty good team.
厨房里的家人…
Culinarily...
完了 Oh, no!
你 你不准跟别人说 Uh... You... you can't tell anyone.
她知道得太多了 你知道这意味着什么吧 She's seen too much. You know what that means.
- 抓住她 抓住她 - 不要 求求你 - Get her! Get her! - No, no, I'm begging you.
- 不 - 抓住她抓住她 - No, no! - Get her! Get her!
- 不要 我 不 不要 - 求你了 - No, I... No. No! - Please.
- 抓住她 - 快走 快走 - Get her! - Just go! Just go!
你到底想干嘛 What do you want?
我想要你 I want you.
不要 No!
站住 Stop that!
退后 Stay back!
这样不对 This is wrong!
- 这样不对 - 什么怎么不对了 - This is wrong! - What? It's not wrong!
我来迟了 I... I'm late.
你没事吧 来坐坐坐
瓦罐漏了...
我能想到我想说的任何荒谬的想法… I can think of whatever nonsense I want and somewhere...
...在另外一个空间它真的存在
你没事吧
你又发呆了
我做到了 I did it.
真的吗
太棒了
那你可以在派对前把文件送去
别忘了这些小饼干 Don't forget these cookies.
迪尔德丽女士很喜欢吃的 Miss Deirdre really likes them.
我下去了啊
第2章 三千世界
不要破坏这个惊喜
来来来 我需要你们帮忙
来 Come on.
王太太好 Hi, Mrs. Wang.
妈 早上的事情… Hey, Mom. So, about this morning...
- 少给我耍花招 - 什么 - Enough with your tricks. - What?
- 我知道你在她脑子里 - 哇 - I know you're in there. - Whoa.
- 离我女儿远点 - 好了啦 - Get out of my daughter. - OK!
妈 这个点就喝醉了吗 Mom, are you already drunk?
- 贝琪 - 嗯 - Hey, Becky. - Mmm-hmm?
你能不能去帮我爸准备一下派对的事情 Can you go help my dad with the party?
现在吗 Now?
- 对 - 快去吧 贝琪 - Yeah. - Go, Becky.
快去 Go. Go.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thanks, babe.
你全都看到了 是吧 You see it all, don't you?
你可以看到 万事万物 You can see how everything
不过就是震荡叠态中的 is just a random rearrangement
粒子的随机的排列组合 of particles in a vibrating superposition.
我不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what you are talking about.
但是我可以这样 But I can do this.
但你看到了我们所做的一切… But you see how everything we do...
是如何被可能性之海冲刷得一干二净的 Gets washed away in a sea of every other possibility?
你无所不在 You're everywhere.
就像我一样 You're like me.
就是这样 That's right.
我就是你要找的那个人 I'm the one you're looking for.
我就是那个会打败你的人 I'm the one who's going to defeat you.
行吧 OK.
打我 Hit me.
往脸上打 Punch my face.
啊 好疼啊 好疼 Oh... Oh! Ow! Ow!
- 别演了 - 不错嘛 - Oh, stop! - Wow.
你好啊 老爸 Hi, Dad.
伊芙琳 你还在这里干什么
我们… 我们在练习今晚要唱的歌 We're... we're just practising karaoke for tonight.
你不是送文件去了吗
-别担心 -这是最后一次机会
我会处理好的 I will take care of it!
- 她会处理好的爸 - 去吧 - She'll take care of it, Dad. - Go.
- 亲爱的你没事吧 - 我没事 - Honey, you OK? - It's OK.
- 快去 - 没事我刚刚摔在了沙发上而已 - Go! - Yeah, I just fell on the couch.
快去啊 Go!
好吧 OK.
他人真好 He's so sweet.
行了 OK.
别激动 伙计 Hey, hey, buddy!
如果你不想和我打 那… If you don't want to fight me, then...
- 为什么 - 什么为什么 - Why? - Why what?
这一切都是为了什么 What... what's all this for?
为什么我要找你是吗 Why was I looking for you?
对 Yeah.
坐下 Sit down.
坐下来 拿点零嘴 Sit down, grab a snack,
让你自己舒服点 好吧 make yourself comfortable, huh?
- 你还好吗 - 还好 - Oh, hey, you OK? - OK.
我们可以快一点的 We can speed this up.
坐在坐垫中间 Sit on the crack.
坐在沙发坐垫中间 好吧 Sit on the crack of the couch, OK?
坐舒服点 Get comfortable.
百吉饼 Bagel.
求你了 我不在乎什么百吉饼 Please, I don't care about the bagel.
我也不在乎阿尔法宇宙 I don't care about the Alphaverse.
我只在乎我的乔伊 I only care about my Joy.
把我的女儿还给我 我再也不会纠缠你 Give me back my daughter and I'll leave you alone forever.
抱歉 做不到哟 Sorry! No can do.
为什么不行 Why not?
因为我就是你的女儿 你的女儿就是我 I am your daughter. Your daughter is me.
正是所有的乔伊组成了乔卟·秃叭叽 Every version of Joy is Jobu Tupaki.
- 你无法将我们分开 - 不 - You can't separate us. - No.
我感受到了你女儿所感受过的一切 I have felt everything your daughter has felt.
我了解乔伊 And I know the joy,
了解你这个母亲对她所造成的伤害 and the pain of having you as my mother.
那你就该知道 我会做 也只会做… Then you know I would do... Only do the right...
为她好的事 也是为你好 thing for her, for you.
"好"只不过是一个狭小的 由那些懦弱的人所发明的框框 'Right' is a tiny box invented by people who are afraid
而我很清楚被困在这样的框框里是什么感受 and I know what it feels like to be trapped inside that box.
好朋友 老朋友来着
妈妈… 不 不是那样的 Mom... No, it's not like that.
那毕竟是公公啊 It's Gong Gong.
他是上个时代的老人 He's a different generation.
你没必要再拿他当挡箭牌了 You don't have to hide behind him anymore.
你应该感到放松 You should feel relieved.
百吉饼会让你看清事物的本质 The bagel will show you the true nature of things.
你会从框框里解放出来 就像我一样 You'll be free from that box, just like me.
不 不可能 我和你不一样 No, no, I'm not like you.
你还年轻 你的思想还在不断改变 You're young and your mind is always changing.
我还是知道自己是谁的 I still know who I am.
你根本不知道你到底做了些什么 You have no idea what you've done.
你被永远困在这里了 You're stuck like this forever.
不 我要和我的乔伊一起回去 No, I'm going back with my Joy,
回家里 回去过我的生活 to my family, to live my life.
过我幸福的生活 A happy life.
行吧 OK.
祝你好运了 Good luck with that.
很感谢你能来 Thank you so much for coming.
谢谢 谢谢令尊 Thank you. Thank your father.
一直以来… All this time...
我并不是为了杀了你而寻找你 I wasn't looking for you so I could kill you.
我只是想找一个能看到我所看到的东西的人 I was just looking for someone who could see what I see.
感受我所能感受到的 Feel what I feel.
之前你在问关于"我们的女儿"
真的是太疯狂了
但...
它也让我开始在想...
如果我...
你跟我一起走的话
而那个人 And that someone
迪尔德丽 报税员
离线
就是你 is you.
重新连接
伊芙琳 Evelyn!
- 你活过来了 - 这不可能 - You're alive! - Impossible.
- 你好 - 王太太吗 - Hello? - Mrs. Wang?
你… 你在哪 Where... where are you?
我说 你竟然没有在预约的时间过来 I mean, to not even show up for your appointment?!
闭嘴吧 Shut up.
你刚刚说什么 What did you just say?
我说 闭嘴 I said shut up.
你根本无所谓 You don't matter.
无论我做了什么 我很抱歉 Whatever I did, I'm sorry.
什么都无所谓 Nothing matters.
王太太 Mrs. Wang!
你要惹上大麻烦了 You are gonna be in serious trouble!
你听明白了吗 Do you understand?
你竟敢不尊重… For you to disrespect...
你想知道我们"假如 "的结局吗
我们每天...
就会在一个很小...
快要倒闭的洗衣店醒来
想清楚
如果你不是认真的...
请不要给我这种希望
新年快乐 Happy New Year!
新的一年了 对吧 Another year, hmm?
装作我们明白自己到底在做什么 Pretending we know what we're doing,
但其实 我们不过是在一个又一个地兜圈子 but, really, we're just going around in circles.
洗衣服 报税 然后接着洗衣服 报税 Doing laundry and taxes, and laundry and taxes.
- 我不想再逃避了 - 打扰一下店主在哪里 - No more running. - Excuse me. Where are the owners?
你在这呢 王先生和王太太 There you are. Mr. and Mrs. Wang.
你让我别无选择 只能批准没收 You have left me no option but to authorise the seizure
你们的个人和商业资产 of your personal and your business assets.
- 你们需要腾空这里 - 等等 伊芙琳 - You have to vacate... - Wait, Evelyn!
伊芙琳 赶快告诉她 你已经把文件送了
你去了 对吗
你知道吗 味道可好了 It's just so good, you know?
你做什么呢 不 别 What are you doing? No! No!
我的天 查德 我就跟你说不能信任她吧 My God, Chad, I told you she couldn't be trusted!
伊芙琳 求你了 冷静一下 Evelyn, please! Calm down.
在48小时内 Within 48 hours
否则… or...
你干什么
一切… Everything...
你这是做什么 What are you doing?
无时无刻 所有其他的宇宙都在对你呼喊着 Not a single moment will go by without every other universe
渴求你的关注 无一例外 screaming for your attention.
无法全身心地投入 Never fully there.
只能一辈子都活在… Just a lifetime of...
不 不要 No, no!
碎片般的时间中 Fractured moments.
小浣熊 Raccaccoonie!
矛盾与困惑… Contradictions and confusion...
- 离我远点 - 查德 别忘了我 - Get off me! - Chad, don't forget about me.
这里是法律文件 Here are the papers.
- 警官 - 好了 好了 - Officer? - OK, OK.
有意义的事情 With only a few specks of time
只发生在那么少的刹那 where anything actually makes any sense.
我一直很讨厌这个地方 I've always hated this place.
小浣熊 Raccaccoonie!
查德 Chad!
滚开 离我远点 Get off me! Get off!
伊芙琳 为什么啊 Evelyn, why?!
噢 太好了 你也在这
乔伊吗 我们这是在哪
不适合生命形成的其中一个宇宙
其实 大多数宇宙都是这种
挺好啊
是啊 你可以静静地坐在这里 万事万物都感觉很... 遥远
乔伊
对不起 我把什么都搞砸了...
嘘
在这里 不需要再为这些事烦恼
静静地做个石头就好
我就觉得自己是头蠢猪...
天啦 好了啦 我们都是蠢猪
渺小愚蠢的人类 我们不过如此
在我们历史的大部分时间里 我们自以为地球是宇宙的中心 我们杀害和折磨了那些持反对观念的人
确实如此 直到我们发现 地球其实是绕着太阳转的 而我们的太阳 也只是亿万个太阳中小小的一个而已
现在回过头来看看我们自己 要面对的事实是 所有这些都存在于一个宇宙中 而天知道还有多少个宇宙
每一个新发现都只是在提醒... 我们全都渺小又愚蠢
天知道接下来还会有什么重大的新发现...
会把我们秒的像 渣渣
别说脏话
真的吗
开玩笑 刚刚是开玩笑
哈 哈 哈
一个 他妈的 大玩笑
哈 哈 哈 哈 哈
操
怎么了
我被困在这里太久了...
体验了万事万物...
本来还期望你能发现什么我没体验过的... 期望你会说服我 还有别的方式
你在嘀咕啥呀
你知道我为什么要做这个百吉饼吗 Do you know why I actually built the bagel?
不是为了毁灭世界万事万物 It wasn't to destroy everything.
而是为了毁灭我自己 It was to destroy myself.
我想要看看 如果我进去了 我能否终于逃离这一切 I wanted to see if I went in, could I finally escape?
真正地死去 Like, actually die.
至少这样… At least this way...
我将不会是孤身一人 I don't have to do it alone.
你没在听我说话 You're not listening.
这超出了我的能力范围… This is out of my league...
布伦纳法官签署了… Judge Brenner signed...
好了 打断你一下 王先生 Well, excuse me! Excuse me, Mr. Wang.
我认识的每个人都在经历困难时期 Every person I know is going through a hard time.
- 确实世道不易 - 伊芙琳 - It's a hard time... - Evelyn!
回来 Come back.
我那个笨蛋老公 My silly husband.
大概又在让事情变得更糟糕了 Probably making things worse.
别管了 Ignore it.
行吧 你们可以放她走了 OK, you can let her go.
说你呢 放她走 没事了 真的 You, let her go. It's OK. Yes!
谢谢你 Thank you.
一切都会好起来的
她会再给我们多一个礼拜
怎么做到的 这根本不可能 How? That's impossible.
这不过是统计学上的必然性 It's just a statistical inevitability.
没什么特别的 It's nothing special.
我也不知道 I don't know.
我只是跟她聊了聊 I just talked to her.
你觉得我很软弱 是吗
多年前 我们刚开始谈恋爱的时候...
你爸总是觉得我的心太软
也许当时他是对的
拜托了 Please!
求求你们 Please!
我们… 我们可以别再打了吗 Can we... can we just stop fighting?
你说过 这是很残酷的世界...
我们都在里面绕圈子
这我明白
你和我都在这个地球上活了这么久了
我知道你们大打出手是因为你们既害怕又困惑 I know you are all fighting because you're scared and confused.
我也很困惑 I'm confused too.
这一整天… All day...
我不知道到底是怎么回事 I don't know what the heck is going on.
但是不知为何 But somehow
我感觉这一切都是我的错 this feels like it's all my fault.
我总是看到事情好的一面
那不是因为我天真
而是必要和需要
这也就是我的生存之道
我什么也不知道 I don't know.
我唯一知道的 The only thing I do know
是我们都可以善良一点 is that we have to be kind.
拜托了 Please.
善良一点 Be kind
尤其是当我们不知道发生了什么的时候 especially when we don't know what's going on.
我理解到你不是一个服输的人
我又何尝不是
只是我们选择的处理方式不一样
伊芙琳 Hey, Evelyn!
该进百吉饼了 Bagel.
伊芙琳… Evelyn...
你现在还可以回头 避免这一切 You can still turn around and avoid all this.
求你了 Please
善良一点 be kind.
已经太晚了 威猛 It's too late, Waymond.
别这样说 Don't say that.
你看到了吗 Did you see that?
- 找到了 - 听听这个 - Huh! Found it! - Check this!
这是什么歌 What song is this?
谢谢你 感谢你能来 Thanks. Thank you for coming.
这真有意思 That's very funny.
- 是吗 是这个吗 - 是的 - Yeah, that's it? - Yeah!
尽管 你一再让我心碎
我想告诉你...
如果有来生
我还是会选择和你一起...
报税...
开洗衣店
我也很抱歉 I'm sorry too.
真有爱啊 So cute!
走吧 伊芙琳 Come on, Evelyn.
该走了 Come on.
我懂了 I get it.
你感受到了丁点幸福 Feeling a good thing.
又重燃起了希望 You got your hopes up.
让我帮你节省点时间 So I'm here to save you some time.
毕竟到头来 Eventually
那些幸福和希望都会消失的 that all just goes away.
都会消失 Just goes away.
不信是吧 Come on.
我不在乎你会不会跟我走 I don't care if you come with me.
享受你的人生吧 Enjoy your life.
伊芙琳 伊芙琳 求你了 Evelyn! Evelyn, please!
别再犯错了 No more!
我不想伤害你 I don't want to hurt you.
乔伊 回到我身边 Joy, come back with me.
乔伊 乔伊 Joy! Joy!
我的蠢老公和你说了什么 What did my silly husband say to you?
他告诉了我你的处境 He told me about your situation.
我记得我老公给我递离婚协议的时候 I remembered when my husband served me papers.
我开着他的起亚福瑞迪 撞穿了邻居的厨房 I drove his Kia Forte through my neighbour's kitchen.
但你知道我当时怎么说的吗 But you know what I say?
正所谓 It's called,
"正是我们这些讨人厌的人… "Unlovable bitches like us...
在让世界继续运转" Make the world go 'round."
别停啊 Don't stop playing.
为我弹首曲子吧 Play something for me.
不是这样的 That's not true.
- 你不讨人厌 - 你不讨人厌 - You're not unlovable. - You're not unlovable!
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
永远有值得爱的东西 There is always something to love.
就算在一个愚蠢至极的宇宙里 Even in a stupid, stupid universe
我们的手指头变成了热狗 where we have hot dogs for fingers,
我们用双脚也过的很好啊 we'd get very good with our feet.
- 看到了吗 - 好吧 - See? - OK.
我什么也感觉不到 I feel nothing.
我… 我感觉… I... I feel... I feel...
别让她阻止乔卟进百吉饼 Don't let her stop Jobu!
开枪 Open fire!
太蠢了 So stupid!
别挪过来
在这里不应该瞎挪 石头挪什么挪
规则就是用来打破的
我会抓到你的
别靠近我
伊芙琳 Evelyn?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在学着像你一样战斗 I'm learning to fight like you.
伊芙琳 你知道吗 我老婆 You know, Evelyn, my wife
以前喷的香水跟你的一样 used to wear that exact same perfume,
老天保佑她安息 God rest her soul.
这些是神经系统 These are direct indications
受到撞击的直接迹象 that there's some impingement of the nervous system.
有了这一点小小的帮助 我们就可以把事情看得很清楚 With a little bit of help, we could be seeing things nice and straight.
你可能会觉得有点酸 You might feel a little sore,
但一切看起来都挺正常的 but everything is looking pretty good.
谢谢 Thank you.
把里面清理一下 好吗 Clean up in there, alright?
你害得我失去了一切 You took everything away from me.
对不起 I'm sorry.
料理浣熊教会了我那么多 Raccaccoonie taught me so much!
我本来连煮鸡蛋都不会 I... I didn't even know how to boil an egg
他还教我怎么在烧烤铲上转鸡蛋 and he taught me how to spin it on a spatula.
我一个人是没用的 I'm useless alone.
我们都一样没用 We're all useless alone.
幸运的是 你不是一个人 It's a good thing you're not alone.
我们去营救你的傻浣熊吧 Let's go rescue your silly raccoon.
我们一定会成功的 Oh, we're gonna do it!
让开 Get out of the way!
阿爸 你干什么啊
你不要再叫我阿爸
我没你这个女儿
威猛 Waymond!
算了吧
多情自古空余恨 好梦由来最易醒
看见了吗 See?
万事万物都会回归平衡 一切只是时间问题 It's only a matter of time before everything balances itself out.
- 加油 加油 - 我不行了 - Come on, come on, come on! - I can't.
对不起 料理浣熊 对不起 I'm sorry, Raccaccoonie! I'm sorry!
伊芙琳 让她走吧 Evelyn, let her go.
我做不到 阿爸
我不会像你一样对女儿的
你怎么可以那样
当时你怎么那么容易放弃我
你不喜欢 不接受 都不重要
因为这个就是我
你可能在她的身上看到你自己最大的恐惧
我一直都不希望她会像我一样
但她最终还是变得固执 But she turned out to be stubborn,
没有目标 生活一团糟 aimless, a mess.
就和她妈妈一样 Just like her mother.
但是现在我明白了 But now I see.
就算她糟透了也没事 It's OK that she's a mess.
因为就像我… Because just like me...
她找到了一位善良 体贴...
真正爱她一切的人
阿爸
这个是贝琪
阿乔的女朋友
女朋友
也许你在这个宇宙里赢了我 Well, maybe you win in this universe,
但在另一个时空里… but in another time...
我赢了你 I beat you!
或者打个平手 Or we tie!
也可能双双自挂东南枝 Or we just hang around.
好了 乔伊 听着 OK, Joy, listen.
因为这一切只是个毫无意义的满是狗屎的无尽漩涡 Because it's all just a pointless swirling bucket of bullshit.
那个百吉饼是和平的最终归宿 伊芙琳 That bagel is where we finally find peace, Evelyn.
不要叫我伊芙琳 Stop calling me Evelyn!
我 是 I Am.
你 妈 Your mother!
阿爸 Ah Ba?
认真的吗 Seriously?
你能不能别追我了 Can you please just stop?!
妈 Mom.
别…追我了行吗 Just... just stop.
为你喝彩 你终于解决了自己的破事 Good for you. You're figuring your shit out.
很好 我真的 真的很为你开心 And that's great. I'm really, really happy for you.
但是… But I'm...
我好累 I'm tired.
我不想再受到任何伤害了 I don't want to hurt anymore.
但是不知道为什么 我和你在一起 And for some reason when I'm with you, it just
对我们彼此都是一种伤害 it just hurts the both of us.
我们就各走各的路吧 好吗 So let's just go our separate ways, OK?
放我走吧 Just let me go.
好 OK.
等一下 Wait.
你变胖了 You are getting fat.
而且虽然我们有家庭规划 你也从来不给我打电话 And you never call me even though we have a family plan.
- 什么 - 你随心所欲 - What? - And it's free.
你只在你需要什么的时候才回家 You only visit when you need something.
你还文身了 我不管你的文身 And you got a tattoo and I don't care
是不是代表了我们家 if it's supposed to represent our family.
你知道我讨厌文身 You know I hate tattoos.
我可以去任何一个时空 And of all the places I could be,
我为什么要在这里和你一起 why would I want to be here with you?
是啊 你说的对 Yes, you're right.
这根本没道理 It doesn't make sense.
伊芙琳 Evelyn!
别说了 够了
让她说完 Let her finish.
也许就像你说的 Maybe it's like you said.
也许外面的世界有什么东西 Maybe there is something out there,
有什么新发现 会让我们觉得 some new discovery that will make us feel
自己愈发渺小 like even smaller pieces of shit.
这也解释了 Something that explains why
为什么你在纷繁的世界里 you still went looking for me
依旧不断地寻找我 through all of this noise.
解释了为什么无论发生了什么 And why, no matter what,
我还是想在这里陪着你 I still want to be here with you.
我会永远 I will always
永远 always
想在这里陪着你 want to be here with you.
那又怎样 你… So what? You...
你要忽略其他的一切吗 You're just gonna ignore everything else?
你可以在任何地方成为任何人 You could be anything, anywhere.
为什么不去一个 Why not go somewhere where your
你的女儿比现在更好的地方呢 where your daughter is more than just this?
在这里 有意义的事情 Here, all we get are a few specks of time
只发生在那么少的刹那 where any of this actually makes any sense.
那我会好好珍惜 Then I will Cherish...
那些刹那 these few specks of time.
你按按钮 You push the button.
就是这样 Yeah, there you go.
感觉回到了14岁 I feel like I'm 14.
是啊 Yeah.
你真是一个疯女人 You're a crazy woman!
彼此彼此 Takes one to know one.
对不起 料理浣熊 对不起 I'm sorry, Raccaccoonie! I'm sorry!
- 你在干什么 - 抓住我的头发 - What are you doing? - Grab my hair.
女朋友
他说什么 What did he say?
给我一个机会好吗
好久…
我们是一家人
We're a family...
这方里来耶嘿
一家人
Family...
这太尴尬了 This is so awkward.
这太尴尬了 不是吗 This is awkward, right?
你还想把派对办完吗 Do you still want to do your party?
我们可以做我们想做的任何事 We can do whatever we want.
什么都无所谓 Nothing matters.
好了 我们现在绝对迟到了 家人们 OK, we're definitely late now, guys.
你要把这些全带上吗 Do you have to bring all these?
那个也得装进包里 That needs to go in the bag too.
去他的税务 Taxes suck.
第3章 刹那永恒
谢谢你开车送我们 贝琪 Thank you for the ride, Becky!
没事的 Hey, it's good.
嗯哼 你能搞定 是吗 Mmm-hmm. You got this, OK?
- 贝琪 - 我一会儿给你打电话 - Becky? - I'll call you after.
你头发得再长点 You need to grow your hair.
一会儿电话 I'll call you later!
快点 快点 Hurry, hurry!
我想尿尿 等一下 I gotta pee. Hold on.
好 快点 OK. Hurry.
啊 我也要去
我帮你拿包包吧
嗯 挺好的 OK. Yes.
我很高兴 我确实认为你们做的好多了 I am happy to say I do think things are better.
这是…一个进步 This is... this is an improvement.
我很高兴你听进去了 And I'm glad that you listened.
但还有一个问题 But we have a problem
因为你耳朵进去了 脑子没进去 because you listened, but you didn't listen
报税单C这儿也要填 and that has to do with the Schedule C.
你看 你得填… You see, you did...
伊芙琳 你有听我说话吗 Evelyn! Did you hear me?
不好意思 你说什么 Sorry. What did you say?
这就是人生
This is a life
不受命运束缚
Free from destiny
不仅是我们播种的
Not only what we sow
不仅是我们收获的 噢 这就是人生
Not only what we show Ooh This is a life
每一种可能 不受命运束缚
Every possibility Free from destiny
我选择你 而你也选择我
I choose you and you choose me
不仅是我们播种的
Not only what we sow
每个时空 每分每秒
Every space and every time
不仅是我们收获的 我们所知道的
Not only what we show What we know
这是一道光 许多无法从混乱中
This is a light Many lives that could've been
被解放的灵魂 束缚到了永远
Free from entropy Entangled for eternity
不仅被困住手脚
Not only hands and toes
不仅是我们所知道的 我们在找寻 这一生
Not only what we've known We find This life
某种方式 全都可以 这就是人生
Somehow Alright This is a life
慢下来 奇迹就在一瞬 看看别的世界
Slow and sudden miracles View of other worlds
从窗台望出去 用永恒的
From our windowsills With the weight
重量 用光的速度
Of eternity At the speed of light
这就是人生
This is a life
这就是我们的人生
This is our life.
我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
我爱你
I love you
我爱你 我爱你 我爱 你
I love you, I love you, I love You Ohh!