自開天闢地之時
Since the beginning of time,
從第一個小女孩出生開始
since the first little girl ever existed,
娃娃就已經存在了
there have been dolls.
但當時都是清一色的嬰兒娃娃
But the dolls were always and forever baby dolls.
跟它們一起玩的小女孩
The girls who played with them
只能扮演它們的媽媽
could only ever play at being mothers.
當媽也蠻有意思的
Which can be fun,
至少好玩一陣子 無所謂啦
at least for a while, anyway.
問問你老媽就知道了
Ask your mother.
直到她的出現 改變一切
This continued until...
沒錯 芭比重新洗牌娃娃界
Yes, Barbie changed everything.
然後 她又改變了一切
Then, she changed it all again.
這些女性都是芭比
All of these women are Barbie,
而芭比亦是千千萬萬個她
and Barbie is all of these women.
雖然初代芭比 只是個穿著泳衣的女郎
She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit,
但現在的芭比可不限於此
but she became so much more.
她有自己的存款 有自己的房子
She has her own money, her own house,
有自己的車 有自己的事業
her own car, her own career.
因為芭比無所不能
Because Barbie can be anything,
女性亦是如此
women can be anything.
當今世界的小姑娘們
And this has been reflected back
就是這一切最好的證明
onto the little girls of today in the Real World.
待到及笄 花信時
Girls can grow into women,
她們就可以實現所有的願望與抱負
who can achieve everything and anything they set their mind to.
感謝芭比
Thanks to Barbie,
所有的女權與平權問題 迎刃而解
all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved.
至少芭比是這樣想的
At least that's what the Barbies think.
畢竟她們都住在芭比樂園
After all, they're living in Barbie Land.
我沒有資格戳破他人美夢
Who am I to burst their bubble?
她是眾多芭比的一員
And here is one of those Barbies now,
每天都過著最棒的一天
living her best day every day.
♪ 每當我醒來 ♪
♪ When I wake up ♪
♪ 在自己的粉嫩世界甦醒 ♪
♪ In my own pink world ♪
♪ 我從床上起來 向我的姐妹們揮手問好 ♪
♪ I get up out of bed and wave to my homegirls ♪
♪ 嘿芭比 嘿 ♪
♪ Hey, Barbie, hey ♪
♪ 她可真酷呀 ♪
♪ She's so cool ♪
♪ 大家都光鮮亮麗 ♪
♪ All dolled up ♪
♪ 在泳池邊下象棋 ♪
♪ Just playing chess by the pool ♪
♪ 快來啦 我們還有重要事情做 ♪
♪ Come on, we got important things to do ♪
♪ 是她 還有她 還有我與你 ♪
♪ It's her and her and me and you ♪
♪ 粉色 萬物皆可襯 ♪
♪ And pink goes with everything ♪
♪ 從頭到腳都美美噠 ♪
♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪
♪ 我已準備好出發 你懂你懂 ♪
♪ I'm read' to go You know, you know ♪
♪ 粉色 秀色可飲 ♪
♪ It's pink Good enough to drink ♪
♪ 我們雖愛其他顏色 但是 ♪
♪ We like other colors but ♪
♪ 粉色實在太贊啦 ♪
♪ Pink just looks so good on us ♪
♪ 你穿的什麼 裙子還是制服 ♪
♪ What you wearing? Dress or suit? ♪
♪ 不管穿什麼 都跟你氣場太合啦 ♪
♪ Either way, that power looks so good on you ♪
♪ 嘿芭比 我喜歡你的風格 ♪
♪ Hey, Barbie I like your style ♪
♪ 如果這兒真有鏡子 你會看到自己完美的笑 ♪
♪ If that was really a mirror you'd see a perfect smile ♪
♪ 那就是我的芭比 ♪
♪ That's my Barbie ♪
♪ 衝呀 芭比 衝呀 芭比 ♪
♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪
♪ 那就是我的芭比 ♪
♪ That's my Barbie ♪
♪ 那就是我的芭比 ♪
♪ That's my Barbie ♪
♪ 衝呀 芭比 衝呀 芭比 ♪
♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪
♪ 那就是我的芭比 ♪
♪ That's my Barbie ♪
♪ 快來 我們還有重要事情做 ♪
♪ Come on, we got important things to do ♪
♪ 是她 還有她 還有我與你 ♪
♪ It's her and her and me and you ♪
♪ 粉色 萬物皆可襯 ♪
♪ And pink goes with everything ♪
♪ 從頭到腳都美美噠 ♪
♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪
♪ 我已準備好出發 你懂你懂 ♪
♪ I'm read' to go You know, you know ♪
♪ - 粉色誒 - 超讚粉 ♪
♪ - It's pink - Pretty pink ♪
♪ 秀色可飲 ♪
♪ Good enough to drink ♪
♪ 我們雖愛其他顏色 但是 ♪
♪ We like other colors but ♪
♪ 粉色跟我們太襯啦 ♪
♪ Pink just looks so good on us ♪
♪ P 代表美麗 ♪
♪ P, pretty ♪
♪ I 代表智慧 ♪
♪ I, intelligent ♪
♪ N 是永不悲傷 ♪
♪ N, never sad ♪
♪ K 是太酷啦 ♪
♪ K, cool ♪
在你玩芭比的時候
When you're playing with Barbies...
沒有人會循規蹈矩的走下樓梯
...nobody bothers to walk them down the stairs
或者走出房門 等等
and out the door, et cetera.
大家都是直接拿起來
You just pick them up
直接放在你想讓她們去的地方
and put them where you want them to go.
♪ 飛上天吧 好姐妹 ♪
♪ You'd better fly Girl, yeah, yeah ♪
發動自己的想象力
You use your imagination.
♪ 嘿 我還在唱呢 ♪
♪ Hey, I was still singin' ♪
1964年發行款
- 嗨 芭比 - 嗨 隊長芭比
-Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Skipper.
設定是芭比的好友 艾倫的老婆 曾發售過懷孕版本 胎兒可以直接從肚子裡彈出
- 嗨 芭比 - 嗨 蜜姬
-Hi, Barbie. -And Midge.
蜜姬是芭比的孕婦好友
Midge was Barbie's pregnant friend
咱還是別拍蜜姬了 講真
Let's not show Midge, actually.
美泰已經停產她了
She was discontinued by Mattel
因為懷孕的娃娃真有點嚇人了
because a pregnant doll is just too weird.
無所謂啦 芭比的大好日子還在等她呢
Anyway, Barbie has another big day ahead of her.
嗨 芭比
Hi, Barbie!
- 嗨 芭比 - 早上好呀 芭比 嗨
- Hi, Barbie. - Morning, Barbie. Hi.
- 早上好 - 早上好
-Good morning. -Good morning.
- 又是個好日子 - 早上好哦 芭比
-Another great day. -Good morning, Barbie.
嗨
Hi.
- 嘿姐妹們 - 早上好呀
-Hey, ladies. Hi. -Good morning!
大家聽好 轉身看向身邊的芭比
Everybody, turn to the Barbie next to you.
告訴她你有多愛她
Tell her how much you love her.
讚美她
Compliment her.
記者芭比 你可以問我任何問題
Reporter Barbie, you can ask me any question you want.
你咋能這麼優秀呢
How come you're so amazing?
姐無可奉告
No comment.
沒開玩笑哈 姐無可奉告
No, seriously, no comment.
哎呀 好愛你們
Ah, I love you guys.
諾貝爾新聞獎的得主是 芭比
The Nobel Prize for Journalism goes to... Barbie.
姐真的很努力 這是姐應得的
I work very hard, so I deserve it.
諾貝爾文學獎的得主是 芭比
And the Nobel Prize for Literature goes to... Barbie.
- 你就是新時代的代言人 - 我知道
-You're the voice of a generation. -I know.
根據我們的評估 金錢不等同發表言論
In our assessment, money is not speech,
而且公司主體非自然人 沒有言論自由的權利
and corporations have no free speech rights to begin with.
所以他們聲稱行使某種權利
So any claim on their part to be exercising a right
只是他們想把民主制度 轉變為財閥政治的嘗試
is just their attempt to turn our democracy into a plutocracy.
這讓我很情緒化 我正在表達情緒
This makes me emotional, and I'm expressing it.
同時保持邏輯與情感
I have no difficulty holding both logic
對姐來說小事一樁
and feeling at the same time.
這也不會削弱我的力量
And it does not diminish my powers.
只會讓我更強
It expands them.
嗨 芭比
Hi, Barbie.
有什麼是芭比做不到的呢
What can't Barbie do?
嗨 芭比
Hi, Barbie.
耶 太空人
Yay, space!
媽呀
Gosh.
芭比每天都過得很開心
Barbie has a great day every day,
但只有芭比注視到自己 這才是肯的好日子
but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.
嗨 芭比
Hi, Barbie!
嗨 肯
Hi, Ken.
- 嗨 芭比 - 嗨 芭比
-Hi, Barbie! -Hi, Barbie!
嗨 芭比
Hi, Barbie.
- 嗨 肯 - 嗨 肯
-Hi, Ken. -Hi, Ken.
- 嗨 肯 - 嗨 肯
-Hi, Ken. -Hi, Ken.
- 嗨 肯 - 我給咱倆買了冰淇淋
-Hi, Ken. -I got us both ice creams.
- 太棒啦 - 嗨 芭比
-Cool. -Hi, Barbie.
- 嗨 芭比 - 嗨 芭比
-Hi, Barbie! -Hi, Barbie!
- 嗨 芭比 - 嗨 芭比
-Hi, Barbie! -Hi, Barbie!
嗨 芭比
Hi, Barbie.
- 嗨 芭比 - 嗨 肯
-Hi, Barbie! -Hi, Ken.
- 嗨 芭比 - 嗨 肯
-Hi, Barbie! -Hi, Ken.
- 嗨 芭比 - 嗨 芭比
-Hi, Barbie! -Hi, Barbie!
嗨 芭比
Hi, Barbies.
- 拜 芭比 - 拜 芭比
-Bye, Barbies. -Bye, Barbie.
嗨 芭比
Hi, Barbie.
嗷 嗨 艾倫
Oh, hi, Allan.
這裡可沒有成堆的艾倫 他是唯一一位
There are no multiples of Allan. He's just Allan.
啊確實 我.. 我也挺納悶的
Yeah, I'm, I... confused about that.
嗨 芭比 看好我啦
Hey, Barbie. Check me out.
肯
Ken!
- 我的媽呀 - 不要啊
- Ooh! - No!
啊 大事不妙
Oh, no!
- 我的媽啊 - 不好了
-Oh, my God! -Oh, no!
肯定超疼
That's gotta hurt.
- 肯 - 你好啊 芭比
-Ken. -Oh, hey, Barbie.
- 嗨 - 剛才的事你看到多少
-Hi. -How much of that did you see?
我們全都看到啦
We saw the whole thing.
讓我扶你起來 肯 沒事的
Let's get you up on your feet, Ken. There you go.
- 你們好強壯啊 - 用腿發力 你很棒哦
-You guys are so strong. -Use your legs. There he is.
- 你還好嘛 - 嗯呢 完全沒事
-You okay? -Yep. Totally.
你還是這麼弱雞啊 小卡拉米肯
Looks like this beach was a little too much beach for you, Ken.
要不是我傷得很重
If I wasn't severely injured,
[beat off] 打退(進攻);打退(敵人)" 俚語還有手沖的意思
我把你頭打肚子裡 肯
I would beach you off right now, Ken.
哥天天都能打趴你
I'll beach off with you any day, Ken.
幫我拿下冰淇淋 肯
Hold my ice cream, Ken.
行啊 肯 找事是吧
All right, Ken, you're on.
咱們干一場吧
Let's beach off.
誰要想干他
Anyone who wants to beach him off
必須先干我
has to beach me off first.
哥直接一次干你們兩個
I will beach both of you off at the same time.
你連給自己手沖都不會
But you don't even know how to beach yourself off.
哪來的能耐一次干我們倆
How you gonna beach both of us off?
- 額 肯們 - 少在這吹牛了
- Uh, Kens? - It doesn't make sense.
- 你激動個錘子啊 - 先給你自己打出來吧
-Why are you getting emotional? -So you can beach yourself off!
行了 肯們 今天誰也不干誰
Come on, Kens. Nobody's gonna beach anyone off.
可以嘛
Okay?
咱們走
Let's go.
- 行行行 - 好的
-Okay, okay. -Okay.
- 你很棒啦 - 你還疼嘛
-You did so well. -You still hurt?
我們會修好你的
We'll get you fixed up.
衝呀衝呀
Go! Go!
- 芭比 握住我的手 - 沒事啦
-Barbie, hold my hand! -You're okay.
別離開我 芭比
Stay with me, Barbie!
好極了
Great.
胳膊腿都沒斷 你沒事的
Not even broken. You'll be fine.
衝浪可比人們想象的危險多了
Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize.
你真的很勇敢 肯
You're very brave, Ken.
- 謝謝你啦 芭比 - 沒事的
-Thank you, Barbie. -Yeah.
- 你懂 我壓根就不會衝浪 - 嗯呢
-You know surfer is not even my job. -I know.
而且肯也不是救生員 這是一個常見的誤解
And it is not lifeguard, which is a common misconception.
- 司空見慣 - 因為我的職責..
-Very common. -Because actually my job...
- 就是海灘 / 做婊 - 確實
-...it's just beach. -Right.
你在海灘上真的英姿颯爽 / 你是真的婊
And what a good job you do at beach.
你很快就會痊癒的
You should heal up in no time.
事實上 在我剛說完上一句話的時候
Actually, in the time that it took for me to say that sentence,
你已經痊癒了
you healed.
- 太好啦 - 贊
-Fantastic. -Nice.
- 嘿芭比 - 咋啦
-Hey, Barbie. -Yeah?
我今晚能去你家嗎
Can I come to your house tonight?
- 當然好啦 我又沒什麼大事做 - 太好了
- Sure. I don't have anything big planned. - Yes.
也就是要跟所有芭比 開一場巨型狂歡派對
Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies
搞一下編舞 還有芭比定製主題曲
and planned choreography and a bespoke song.
你當然要來啦
You should stop by.
- 太酷啦 - 那當然
- So cool. - Yeah.
- 好呢 再見啦 - 嗯呢 拜拜
-Okay. Bye. -Okay. Bye. Goodbye.
♪ 你可以在星光閃爍下 尋得我的身影 ♪
♪ Baby, you can find me under the lights ♪
♪ 我的眼中閃耀著鑽石一樣的光芒 ♪
♪ Diamonds under my eyes ♪
♪ 即刻奏響旋律 ♪
♪ Turn the rhythm up ♪
♪ 難道你就不想 與我踏上這段旅程 ♪
♪ Don't you wanna just come along for the ride? ♪
♪ 貼身造型美如畫 ♪
♪ Ooh, my outfit so tight ♪
♪ 你可以聽到深夜我火熱的心跳 ♪
♪ You can see my heartbeat tonight ♪
♪ 我能拿捏全場 寶貝相信我 ♪
♪ I can take the heat Baby, best believe ♪
♪ 該姐發光發熱啦 ♪
♪ That's the moment I shine ♪
♪ 每段愛情 跌宕起伏 ♪
♪ 'Cause every romance shakes and it bends ♪
♪ 都去他媽的 ♪
♪ Don't give a damn ♪
♪ 深夜來臨 姐不哭泣 ♪
♪ When the night's here I don't do tears ♪
♪ 寶貝 你根本不要想 ♪
♪ Baby, no chance ♪
♪ 我會肆意搖擺 我要舞動全場 我會一舞成名 ♪
♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪
♪ 看我 熱舞 ♪
♪ Watch me dance ♪
♪ 驅散夜的黑 ♪
♪ Dance the night away ♪
♪ 即使心中如火焚 ♪
♪ My heart could be burnin' ♪
♪ 但只藏心底 ♪
♪ But you won't see it on my face ♪
♪ 看我 熱舞 ♪
♪ Watch me dance ♪
♪ 一舞到天明 ♪
♪ Dance the night away ♪
♪ 我會讓這派對完美進行 ♪
♪ I'll still keep the party runnin' ♪
♪ 直至完美落幕 ♪
♪ Not one hair out of place ♪
♪ 最近姐情緒近乎崩潰 ♪
♪ Lately, I've been movin' close to the edge ♪
♪ 但外表看來依舊完美 ♪
♪ Still be lookin' my best ♪
♪ 姐穩步前行 可以給你當靠山 ♪
♪ I stay on the beat, you can count on me ♪
♪ 不會亂了分寸 ♪
♪ I ain't missin' no steps ♪
♪ 每段愛情 曲折離奇 ♪
♪ 'Cause every romance shakes and it bends ♪
♪ 全都去他媽 ♪
♪ Don't give a damn ♪
- 嗨芭比 - 嗨肯
-Hi, Barbie. -Hi, Ken.
♪ 我會肆意搖擺 我要舞動全場 我會一舞成名 ♪
♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪
♪ 看我 ♪
♪ Watch me ♪
- 很漂亮哦 芭比 - 謝謝肯
-Looking good, Barbie. -Thanks, Ken.
♪ 熱舞到天明 ♪
♪ Dance the night away ♪
♪ 即使心中如火焚 ♪
♪ My heart could be burnin' ♪
♪ 但只藏心底 ♪
♪ But you won't see it on my face ♪
♪ 看我 熱舞 ♪
♪ Watch me dance ♪
♪ 一舞到天明 ♪
♪ Dance the night away ♪
♪ 我會讓這派對完美進行 ♪
♪ I'll still keep the party runnin' ♪
♪ 直至完美落幕 ♪
♪ Not one hair out of place ♪
- 你好呀 肯 - 嗨
- Oh, hi, Ken. - Hi!
- 太開心啦啊啊 - 嗨芭比
-Yes, yes, yes! -Hi, Barbie.
- 嗨芭比 - 芭比們
-Hi, Barbie. -Barbies!
怎麼樣啊 肯
What's up, Ken?
♪ 我從不打安全牌 ♪
♪ I don't play safe ♪
♪ 你難道不了解我嗎 ♪
♪ Don't you know about me? ♪
♪ 我會肆意搖擺 我要舞動全場 我會一舞成名 ♪
♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪
嘿芭比 看我露一手
Hey, Barbie. Check me out.
你絕對做不了這種後空翻 蠢蛋肯
Bet you can't do a flip like that, Ken!
搞什麼
What?
真是一場狂歡啊 芭比
This is a real rager, Barbie.
謝謝芭比 天哪 今晚真的太完美了
Thanks, Barbie. Gosh, this night is just perfect.
簡直不能更美
It's perfectly perfect.
而且你太漂亮啦 芭比
And you look so beautiful, Barbie.
謝謝芭比 我自己也覺得
Thanks, Barbie. I feel so beautiful.
- 我也是 - 簡直是最棒的一天
-So do I. -This is the best day ever.
這確實是最棒的一天
It is the best day ever.
昨天也是 明天也會是
And so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow,
每天都是幸福的一天
and so is the day after tomorrow and even Wednesdays
永永遠遠都是最棒的一天
and every day from now until forever.
太棒啦 芭比
Yeah, Barbie!
大家有思考過死亡嗎
You guys ever think about dying?
我說這個幹嘛
I don't know why I just said that.
不讓我跳舞 我會死啦
I'm just dying to dance.
♪ 我從不打安全牌 ♪
♪ I don't play safe ♪
♪ 你難道不了解我嗎 ♪
♪ Don't you know about me? ♪
♪ 我會肆意搖擺 我要舞動全場 我會一舞成名 ♪
♪ I could dance, I could dance I could dance ♪
♪ 舞動一整夜 ♪
♪ Dance the night ♪
你可以走啦
You can go now.
我以為今晚可以留下來呢
I thought I might stay over tonight.
為什麼
Why?
因為我們是男女朋友呀
Because we're girlfriend/boyfriend.
留下來幹嘛
To do what?
我其實也不咋知道
I'm actually not sure.
- 但是我不想讓你在這 - 好呢
-Oh, but I don't want you here. -Mmm-hmm.
是因為肯嗎
Is it Ken?
我們只是好朋友
Ken's just a really good friend.
而且這裡是我的夢幻豪宅 是芭比的夢幻豪宅
And this is my Dreamhouse. It's Barbie's Dreamhouse.
不是肯的夢幻豪宅 是吧
It's not Ken's Dreamhouse. Right?
確實無法反駁
Right as always.
對嘛 而且今晚是女孩之夜
Okay. And it's girls' night.
快來 芭比 睡衣派對開始啦
Come on, Barbie! Slumber party!
快點啦 總統在這呢
Hurry up. The President's here.
就是我啦 別太激動啦
I am. You're welcome.
- 每晚都是女孩之夜呢 - 確實 每晚都是 直到永遠
-Every night is girls' night. -Mmm-hmm. Every night. Forever.
- 每晚都是哦 - 直到永遠都是
-Every night. -Forever and ever.
- 晚安 - 晚安
-Good night. -Good night.
我也愛你
I love you, too.
我參加不了女孩夜 要走了
I can't. I gotta go.
晚安哦芭比 我保證再也不想死了
Good night, Barbies! I'm definitely not thinking about death anymore.
♪ 每當我在自己的粉嫩世界甦醒 ♪
♪ When I wake up in my own pink world ♪
嗨芭比
Hi, Barbie.
♪ 我從床上起來 向我的姐妹們揮手問好 ♪
♪ I get up out of bed and wave to my homegirls ♪
♪ 嘿芭比 嘿 ♪
♪ Hey, Barbie, hey ♪
♪ 怎麼這麼緊張 ♪
♪ Why so stressed? ♪
嗨 芭比
Hi, Barbie.
♪ 是因為忍不住思考死亡嘛 ♪
♪ Could it be those irrepressible thoughts of death ♪
嗨 芭比
Hi, Barbie.
♪ 快來啦 我們還有重要事情做 ♪
♪ Come on, we got important things to do ♪
♪ 媽呀 ♪
♪ Ooh! ♪
♪ 是她 還有她 還有我與你 ♪
♪ It's her and her and me and you ♪
♪ 粉色 萬物皆可襯 ♪
♪ And pink goes with everything ♪
♪ 天啦 好凍啊 ♪
♪ Oh, that's cold ♪
♪ 從頭到腳都美美噠 ♪
♪ Beautiful from head to toe ♪
♪ 我已準備好出發 你懂你懂 ♪
♪ I'm read' to go You know, you know ♪
♪ 粉色賽高 會沒事的 ♪
♪ It's pink It's gonna be all right ♪
♪ 秀色可飲 ♪
♪ Good enough to drink ♪
♪ 我們雖愛其他顏色 但是 ♪
♪ We like other colors but ♪
♪ 粉色實在太贊啦 ♪
♪ Pink just looks so good on us ♪
♪ P 代表著恐慌 ♪
♪ P, panic ♪
♪ I 我真的要嚇死啦 ♪
♪ I, I'm scared ♪
♪ N 噁心死了 ♪
♪ N, nauseous ♪
♪ K 代表著死亡 ♪
♪ K, death ♪
♪ 那就是我的芭比 ♪
♪ That's my Barbie ♪
♪ 衝呀 芭比 衝呀 芭比 ♪
♪ Go Barbie, go Barbie ♪
♪ 那就是我的芭比 ♪
♪ That's my Barbie ♪
救命啊
Ahh!
媽呀 姐妹你還好不
Oh. Ooh, girl, you okay?
嗨 芭比
Hi, Barbie.
我沒事啦 完全沒問題哦
I'm fine. A-okay.
- 你可以的 芭比 - 沖鴨 芭比
-You got it, Barbie. -Let's go, Barbie!
啦啦隊不錯啊 肯們
Great cheer, Kens.
擊掌點讚
High five!
嘿 芭比
Hey, Barbie.
- 快來 芭比 咱們下水去玩吧 - 好呢
-Come on, Barbie. Let's run towards the water. -Okay.
咋回事 我的腳
Oh! My feet!
大事不好
Oh, no.
可以啊 太棒了
Yes! So good!
嘿 芭比
Hey, Barbie.
- 嗨 - 你好嘛
-Hi. -Are you okay?
- 嘿芭比 - 沒事的芭比 我就是摔倒了
-Hey, Barbie. -Yeah, Barbie. I just fell.
- 摔倒嗎 - 我感覺好尷尬
-Fell? -I'm so embarrassed.
- 芭比才不會尷尬呢 - 我知道
-Barbie doesn't get embarrassed. -I know.
芭比 這件事我都不知道怎麼開口
Barbie, I don't even have context for this,
但是我的腳
but my feet...
我的腳後跟著地了
my heels are on the ground.
我不用腳尖走路了
I'm no longer on tiptoes.
沒事的 讓我看看
That's okay. Let me see.
平腳掌
Flat feet!
立馬停止 肯
Stop it, Ken.
不好意思 不好意思
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我知道自己是經典款芭比
I know I'm Stereotypical Barbie
理應不該對近期發生的事
and therefore don't form conjectures
其中的因果關係做出猜測
concerning the causality of adjacent unfolding events,
但這應該跟最近發生的怪事有關
but some things have been happening that might be related.
今早的臭口氣 冷水澡
Bad breath this morning, a cold shower,
烤糊的華夫餅 還從樓頂摔下來了
burnt waffle, and falling off my roof.
你出問題了
You're malfunctioning.
什麼 沒有啊 我就是...
What? No, I'm just, I'm--
- 真的嗎 - 我也沒碰到過這種問題
- Am I? - I've never seen this kind of malfunction before.
芭比一般只有頭髮問題
It's usually just hair-related.
你要去找一趟怪人芭比
You know, you're gonna have to visit Weird Barbie.
我從來都沒找過怪人芭比
I have never had to visit Weird Barbie.
那是因為你從來沒出過問題呀
That's because you've never malfunctioned.
我聽說她之前是最漂亮的芭比
I heard that she used to be the most beautiful Barbie of all,
但現實生活里 被人狠狠蹂躪
but then someone played with her too hard in the Real World.
現在她致力讓其他芭比變得更完美
And now she's fated to an eternity of making other Barbies perfect
但是自己卻年久失修
while falling more and more into disrepair herself.
所以大家都叫她怪人芭比
That, and we all call her Weird Barbie
背後這樣叫 當面也這樣喊
both behind her back and also to her face.
她真太怪了
She's so weird.
她幹嘛一直要劈叉
Why is she always in the splits?
要是我的腳是平的 我絕對不穿高跟鞋
I would never wear heels if my feet were shaped this way.
有人嘛
Hello?
汪汪
Woof.
狗叫一下
Bark.
汪汪
Woof.
狗叫一下
Bark.
嘿
Hey.
什麼事呀 小美女
What's cookin', good-lookin'?
- 嗨 - 歡迎
-Hi. -Welcome.
歡迎來到我的怪奇屋
Welcome to my Weirdhouse.
- 嗨 你好嘛 - 很高興見到你
-Hi, how are ya? -Nice to meet you.
抱歉狗屎還沒掃 我有什麼能幫你的
Sorry about the dog crap. What can I do ya for?
我要找你看看我的腳
I just had to come see you about my feet.
它們 額
They're, um...
- 著地了 - 是的
-Flat. -Yeah.
沒見過這種情況誒
Never seen that before.
- 真的嘛 - 當然
-Really? -Whoa.
好的 那...那你知道怎麼修好嗎
Okay. Well, can you, you know, fix them?
你是經典款芭比 是吧
You're Stereotypical Barbie, right?
嗯呢
Mmm-hmm.
你的那個肯 可真是小帥哥一枚啊
That Ken of yours, he is one nice-looking little protein pot.
應該是吧
I guess.
真想看看他牛仔褲底下的羅馬大帝
I'd like to see what kind of nude blob he's packing under those jeans.
- 別管了 這是因何而起呢 - 噢 就很平常
-Anyway, what preceded this? -Oh, nothing.
一場超好玩的沙灘排球
A really fun game of volleyball.
- 就這嗎 - 關於死亡的思考
-That's it? -Thoughts of death.
什麼東西
What is it?
難道是突然關於死亡的思考嗎
Maybe some thoughts of death?
死亡的思考
Thoughts of death!
- 這是什麼大事嘛 - 天啦
-Is that a problem? -Oh.
- 怎麼了 - 我聽說過這個
-What? -I've heard of this.
當然了 我覺得這是不可能的 但真實發生了
Of course, I didn't think it was possible, but it's real.
你做到了 你打開了一個傳送門
Oh, you've done it. You've opened a portal.
我才沒有呢
I didn't open a portal.
有人開過哦 現在呢 這是連續體的一個裂紋
Someone did. And now, there is a rip in the continuum
那便是芭比樂園跟現實世界的隔膜
that is the membrane between Barbie Land and the Real World,
如果你想再變成完美的經典款芭比
and if you wanna be Stereotypical Barbie perfect again,
那小寶貝 你要自己去修復它
then, baby girl, you gotta go fix it.
不然就保持現狀 看看你的大腿
Or you're gonna keep going funny. Look at your upper thigh.
是指在脂肪細胞周圍多餘水分 因老化廢物代謝不良 而在表皮上形成凹凸不平的波紋
- 這是什麼 - 那是橘皮組織
- What is that? - That's cellulite.
-到時候你全身都是這玩意兒 -什麼
-That's gonna spread everywhere. -What?
然後你會很難過 多愁善感 整個人還會很混亂
And then you're gonna start getting sad and mushy and complicated.
不可以
No!
我到底要怎麼做
What do I have to do?
你必須要去一趟...
You have to go
- 現實世界 - 好的
-to the Real World. -Okay.
你要找到跟你玩的小女孩
And you have to find the girl who's playing with you.
跟我玩
Playing with me?
我們都在被人玩啊 寶寶
We're all being played with, babe.
但一般你們都是分開的 謝謝你
But usually there's some kind of separation. Thanks.
小姑娘跟小娃娃 此生不會相遇
There's the girl and the doll. And never the twain shall cross.
-現在能相見了嗎 -是的
-The twain is crossing? -Yes.
跟你一塊玩的那個女孩 一定很傷心
And the girl who's playing with you, she must be sad,
她的思緒 感受 與人性
and her thoughts and feelings and humanness
影響到了你娃娃的思緒
are interfering with your dollness.
她為什麼會難過呢
Why would she be sad?
我們修復好一切
We fixed everything
現實世界的女性 應該都是開心強大的啊
so that all women in the Real World can be happy and powerful.
我也不知道 但你非要問我
I don't know, but if you ask me,
- 這事也跟你有關 - 我嗎
-you had something to do with this, too. -Me?
-打開傳送門需要兩個人 - 不可能
-Takes two to rip a portal. -I can't have.
我唯一的願望 就是一切循規蹈矩
I've only ever wanted for everything to stay exactly as it is.
儘管如此
Well, be that as it may,
你們兩個的關係越來越密不可分了
the two of you are becoming inextricably intertwined.
幫她也是幫你自己
And you gotta help her to help yourself.
所以應該 媽呀
So, should-- Whoo!
所以 接下來要幹嘛
So, what'll it be then?
你可以回到常規生活
You can go back to your regular life
忘記發生的一切
and forget any of this ever happened,
或者知道宇宙的真相
or you can know the truth about the universe.
選擇權在你
The choice is now yours.
選第一個 高跟鞋
The first one. The high heel.
不是這樣玩的 再來一次
No. We'll do a re-do.
你要選知道真相
You're supposed to want to know.
才不要
I don't.
寶貝 你聽著
Mmm. Babe, listen.
你必須想知道 再選一次
You have to want to know, okay? Do it again.
我又不探險員芭比 我就是個經典款芭比
I'm not Adventure Barbie. I'm Stereotypical Barbie.
我就是大家腦海中 經典的芭比形象
I'm like the Barbie you think of when someone says, "Think of a Barbie."
這才是我
That's me.
我好失望 你很無望 一切都很沒希望
I'm bummed. You're a bummer. That's a bummer.
好了 我要開始忘記一切了
Okay, I'm ready to forget now.
不要 你要選這個
No! You're doing this one!
我就是給你個選擇 讓你有點參與感
I just gave you a choice so you could feel some sense of control.
- 所以根本沒有選項1嗎 - 沒有
-So there is no option one? -No!
你必須要親自修復裂痕
You have to fix the rip yourself.
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別怪我 怪美泰去 它們定的規矩
Don't blame me, blame Mattel. They make the rules.
啊啊 但我不想啊
Oh, I don't want to.
行 那就長橘皮吧 我無所謂
Fine, get cellulite. I don't care.
不不不不 行吧我去
No! No, no, no. No. Okay. Yeah.
送我過傳送門吧
Send me through the portal.
好吧 其實沒有什麼傳送門啦
Okay. There's actually no portal.
- 嗷 - 就是一個比喻而已
-Oh. -It's a figure of speech.
其實就是先跑車 再遊艇
It's actually a sports car to a speedboat,
再到飛船 再騎雙人自行車
to a rocket ship, to a tandem bike,
然後篷車 好玩 再來摩托雪橇
to a camper van, fun, to a snowmobile, brr,
這會帶你去到洛杉磯附近
which will take you most of the way to the state of Los Angeles,
然後你們要穿熒光色衣服 還有旱冰鞋
where you will don neon and Rollerblades,
直接去到加利福尼亞
and enter the country of California.
有點奇怪 我懂 你最好不要想太多
Weird, I know. Best if you don't think about it too much.
那我到地方了 怎麼找到這個女孩呢
And then when I get there, how do I find this girl?
你會知道的
You will know.
好呢 那我要怎麼回來
Okay. And how do I get back?
跟出去的路一樣 但是要反著來
The same way you came, but in reverse.
意思是我要向前走 但是流程倒過來 不然就...
Like I should move forward but do the order backward or go--
- 別再想了 - 嗷 好呢
-Don't overthink it. -Oh. Okay.
如你所見 如果你找不到她 修復一切
For you see, if you do not find her and fix things,
醜陋的事物會更丑
what's ugly will become uglier,
奇怪的事情會更怪
and what's weird will become weirder.
到時候你會跟我一個樣
And then you'll look like me.
媽呀嚇死啦
Ahh! Oh.
不好意思
Sorry.
我理解 這是我自找的
I understand. I set myself up for that.
- 不管怎樣 我相信你 - 謝謝你
-Anyway, I believe in you. -Thank you.
出發吧 小心點
Go. Be careful.
我愛你
I love you.
- 再見 - 再見啦
-Bye. -Bye.
現實之旅 一路順風
Bon voyage to reality,
修復隔膜之路 一路暢通
and good luck restoring the membrane
把我們的世界跟現實分隔開
that separates our world from theirs
你就不長橘皮了
so you don't get cellulite!
- 我猜她不會帶你去 - 你也太垃了 肯
-I guess she's going without you. -You're so lost, Ken.
她問過我好嘛
She literally asked me.
是我自己說"我還是待在這吧"
And I was like, "I prefer to stay here."
為什麼 你害怕了嗎
Why? Are you scared?
- 沒有 - 我打賭 你絕對是害怕了
- No. - I bet you're scared.
我還打賭 她絕對不想讓你去
And I bet she doesn't even want you to go.
這兩件事你都大錯特錯
Well, you bet both those things incorrectly,
我跟你反著賭
and I bet in the opposite direction.
- 真假 - 當然真的
-Yeah? -Yeah.
那你知道路嗎
Which way is that?
你壓根不知道
You don't even know.
我一點都不想走啦 真的努力尋找不走的理由
I just don't want to leave. I'm trying to find reasons not to leave.
留下吧
Please stay.
我會很想大家的
I'm gonna miss you guys so much.
我好希望有人能陪我去啊 但是你不能
I just wish someone could come with me, but you can't.
我得一個人去了
I should do this alone.
- 我在想什麼鳥 - 鸚鵡
-What bird am I thinking of? -Parrot.
海豚 哎呀不是啦 是鳥
Dolphin. I mean, no, a bird.
鵜鶘
Pelican.
- 賠錢貨 - 大哥你..
-Ohh. -Man.
我們會想你的 芭比
We'll miss you, Barbie.
我會馬上回來的 到時候腳就好了
I'll be back in no time, with perfect feet,
咱們也會忘記這一切
and we'll forget that this ever happened.
你會看到我們為世界和平做的貢獻
And you'll get to see all the good work we've done to fix the world.
你就是它他們的英雄
You'll be such a hero to them.
所有偉大又強大的女性
All those grateful, powerful women
都會把美好生活 歸功於芭比
who owe their wonderful lives to Barbie.
我保證所有女性 都會說謝謝你
I'll bet every woman will say thank you
然後大大的抱你一下
and give you a really big hug.
對啊 你說得對 我要走啦
Yes, you're right. Here I go.
再見啦
Bye.
- 再見芭比 - 拜
-Bye, Barbie. -Bye.
再見芭比 現實生活行大運哦
Bye, Barbie. Good luck in reality.
注意橘皮組織哦
Watch for cellulite!
你在這弄啥嘞
What are you doing here?
我跟你一起去
I'm coming with you.
- 別 求你出去吧 - 我不能
-No. Please get out. -I can't.
我跟肯打了兩個賭
I made a double bet with Ken,
你不能在肯面前 折我的威風
and you can't make me look uncool in front of Ken.
肯根本就不威風
Ken's not cool!
在我心裡很威風
He is to me.
你只會拖慢我的進程
You're just gonna slow me down.
芭比 那要是個海灘怎麼辦
Barbie, what if there's beach?
你要帶個海灘專業人士啊
You'll need someone who's a professional in that.
你帶旱冰鞋了嗎
Did you bring your Rollerblades?
我去哪都帶它們啦
I literally go nowhere without them.
- 求你啦 - 好的呢
-Please? -Okay.
一起出發吧
Let's do this.
- 我能坐前面嗎 - 別想
-Can I sit in the front? -No.
芭比還有肯 動身啟程
And so Barbie and Ken set off
這場奔赴現實世界的冒險
on their adventure to the Real World.
嗨
Hi!
- 芭比 - 哇哦
- Barbie... - Wow.
太好啦
Yes!
哇哦 這就是現實世界嗎
Wow. This is the Real World.
芭比 我都說了會有海灘
Barbie, I told you there'd be beach.
是呢
Yeah.
咋回事啊
What's going on?
給哥們笑一個 金髮美妞
Give us a smile, blondie.
這些男的一直看我幹嘛
Why are these men looking at me?
是啊 他們也一直盯著我
Yeah, they're also staring at me.
衣服好看哦
Ooh, love that!
我有點膈應的慌 就...
I feel kind of ill at ease. Like...
我不知道要怎麼說 但就是...
I don't know the word for it, but I'm...
高彈好性感
Nice leotard.
能感覺到 好像大家都在看自己
...conscious, but it's myself that I'm conscious of.
我完全不這樣覺得
I'm not getting any of that.
我覺得這是他們尊重的表現
I feel what could only be described as admired.
- 臥槽 辣妹 - 不是視奸
- Damn, girl! - But not ogled.
你好性感
You're hot.
而且不帶任何侵犯意味
And there's no undertone of violence.
但看我的眼神毫無尊重 全是侵犯
Mine very much has an undertone of violence.
看啊 建築工地
Oh, look, a construction site.
我們需要正向女性能量
We need that good feminine energy.
- 是呢 - 姐妹們 呦吼
-Yeah. -Ladies! Yoo-hoo.
芭比屁股很大 是[shake/奶昔] 此處的[fries/炸薯條]暗指男性生殖器 這句話是性騷擾
想來干一炮嗎
You got fries with that shake?
我要誇你身材好 你會用它滿足我嗎
If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?
我死了之後會上天堂嗎
Have I died and gone to heaven?
你兜里是有個鏡子嗎
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
- 寶貝 你就是天使 - 想把臉埋在你內褲里
-Baby, you are an angel. -I can see myself in your shorts.
你們講的鬼話 姐一個字都聽不懂
I don't know exactly what you meant with all of those little quips,
但我聽出了一些隱晦的意思
but I'm picking up on some sort of entendre,
聽起來是雙關語
which appears to be double,
但姐要提醒你們一下
and I would just like to inform you,
姐沒長逼
I do not have a vagina.
他也沒長雞巴
And he does not have a penis.
我們都沒生殖器
We don't have genitals.
- 沒事啊 - 是的
-That's okay. -Yeah.
- 確實 這有啥的 - 酷得很
-Yeah, whatever. Yeah. -It's cool.
我逼雞雙修
I have all the genitals.
天哪 午餐時間的建築工地
Geez, you would think a construction site at lunch time
應該是很有女性能量啊
would be the perfect place for a little woman power,
但這個地方... 都是男人
but this one was so... male.
這裡的一切好像都反轉了
Everything is almost like... reversed here.
看啊
Oh, look!
【環球小姐選拔廣告】
最高法院
The Supreme Court.
- 她們好睿智 - 是啊
- They're so smart. - Yeah.
- 衝啊哥們 - 下手吧 兄弟
- Yeah, bruh! - Do it, bro!
我喜歡緊身衣
I love me a leotard.
我喜歡你的護肘
I love the elbow pads.
我覺得咱們要換件衣服穿
I think we should get some different clothes.
我們好美呀
We look great.
- 我喜歡流蘇 - 我喜歡牛仔褲
-I love fringe. -I love denim.
嘿 哥們
Hey, man.
你倆買衣服得付錢
You guys gotta pay for that stuff.
衣服更多 更性感了
She looks even better in more clothes.
因為更能意淫了
Because you can imagine more.
那你就留著穿吧
You know what? Keep 'em.
怪人芭比說 我知道要怎麼找到這個女孩
Weird Barbie said I would know how to find this girl,
但我毫無頭緒
but I have no idea.
聰明芭比會怎麼做
What would a smart Barbie do?
我要放空思緒 這樣就可以思考
I just need to clear my mind so I can think.
到底誰在跟我玩
Who is playing with me?
我好煩別人思考啊 我好無聊
I hate it when people think. I get so bored.
我越快想出來 咱們回家就越快
Faster I figure it out, the faster we get to go home.
- 那要我幹嘛啊 - 肯
-What am I supposed to do? -Ken!
- 散散步幹嘛的 - 我自己嗎
-Go for a walk or something. -By myself?
- 對啊 - 真假 去哪
-Yes. -Really? Where?
想去哪就去哪
Anywhere.
- 我能去這裡嗎 - 當然能 可以
-Can I go that way? -Yes. Okay.
- 別走遠 - 知道了
-Don't go far. -Okay!
打擾一下 先生
Excuse me, sir.
謝了哥們
Thanks, man.
怎麼樣啊 哥們兒
What's up, man?
- 咱們得爺們點兒 - 練得好棒啊 哥們
-We've got to man up on this one. -Great workout, man.
男人 男人 男人
Men, men, men.
- 你是純爺們 - 爺們要戰鬥
-You're the man! -No, you're the man!
男人 男人 男人
Men, men, men!
根據投資回報率 我們利潤已超出預期
Based on the ROI, we are exceeding expectations.
- 很棒 所以我壓根就不擔心 - 打擾下
-Good stuff. So I'm not worried about it. -Excuse me--
現在沒空 瑪格麗特 咱們握個手吧
Not now, Margaret. Let's shake on this.
- 咱們能賺很多錢的 - 沒咱倆真不行
-We are gonna make a lot of money. -We are officially important.
太好了
Yes!
感覺好..
That felt...
扎心 但還不錯
...achy, but good.
我只是想讓事情變好
I'm actually trying to make this work.
然後呢 說我是神經病嗎
How? By calling me a lunatic?
你這說的是人話嗎
That's not how you make things work.
我完全不知道怎麼回事
I don't know what this is all--
你好漂亮
You're so beautiful.
還用你說
I know it.
芭比 芭比
Barbie! Barbie!
太好啦
Yes!
我知道了
I've got it!
你知道什麼啦
Oh, what do you got?
- 你先說 - 不不 你先說
-You go first. -No, no, you go.
- 那咱們一塊說 - 好啊
-We'll go at the same time. -Okay.
- 她在學校里 - 男人統治世界
-She's at school. -Men rule the world!
- 什麼東西 - 那個小孩在學校嗎
-What was that? -The kid's at the school?
你講什麼東西啊
But what did you say?
- 沒啥啦 - 好吧
-Nothing. -Okay.
- 那咱們去學校吧 - 好的
-Well, let's go to the school. -Okay!
走 出發
Now, come on.
- 你好 - 我是FBI的丹
-Hello. -This is Dan of the FBI.
嗷 我是美泰的艾倫
Oh. This is Aaron at Mattel.
我才不他媽在乎你是誰 艾倫
I don't give a flying squirrel who you are, Aaron.
- 你是幹嘛的 實習生嗎 - 不 我是...
-What are you, like an intern? -No, I'm--
你們兩個娃娃跑出來了
Two of your dolls have gotten loose.
不可能
Impossible.
- 你怎麼知道的 - 別跟我犟嘴 艾倫
-How do you know? -Don't sass me, Aaron.
就是那對金髮情侶 芭比還有肯
Couple of blondes, answering to Barbie and Ken.
在聖莫尼卡滑旱冰
Rollerblading in Santa Monica.
我們需要美泰幫我們處理這件事
We're gonna need Mattel's help landing the eagle.
別掉鏈子啊 艾倫
Don't crap the bed, Aaron!
不會的
I won't.
出事了 出大事了
This is bad. This is really bad.
- 咋的了 - 這事有過先例
- What? This happened before.
咋回事 啥時候
What? When?
芭比的妹妹 於1964年出生
我聽說十年前 一個女人叫"Skipper"
I heard about ten years ago, a woman named Skipper
出現在基韋斯特的某戶人家
turned up at some family's home in Key West.
還要幫忙帶小孩
Asked to babysit the kids.
她居然要帶一歲小孩去衝浪
She then tried to take their toddler surfing.
- 媽呀 - 很離譜
-Geez. -I know.
他們了解情況後 封殺了消息
They were able to straighten it out, keep it under wraps,
但這很嚴重
but this is serious.
- 我要去樓上一趟 - 沒人去過那裡
-I'm going all the way up. -No one goes all the way up.
- 我必須去 - 你可能就回不來了
-I have to. -You may never come back.
我知道
I know.
- 嘿 - 你好呀艾倫
-Hey. -Oh, hi, Aaron.
- 新畫作嗎 - 是呢
-New drawings? -Yeah.
我剛開始畫這些獵奇畫作
I just started drawing these weird designs.
她們好不一樣
These are different.
這是無法抑制思考死亡的芭比
It's Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie.
全身都是橘皮組織的芭比
Full Body Cellulite Barbie.
尷尬不自在的芭比
Crippling Shame Barbie.
好了 我有話要對頂頭上司說
Okay. Listen, I have to speak to the top brass.
- 不行 - 十萬火急
-No. -I must.
- 不行 - 必須要去
-No. -I'm going to.
艾倫 他們在開企業創意討論會 沒人可以進去
Aaron, they're in a big corporate idea sesh. No one is to be admitted.
- 要給小女孩帶來力量 - 艾倫 艾倫 別過去
-...always be empowering girls. -Aaron! Aaron! Aaron, stop!
這是必須的
Always!
但我們到底賣的是什麼呢 我來告訴你
But what do we really sell? I'll tell you what.
我們賣的是夢想
We sell dreams.
賣的是幻想
And imagination!
還有靈感火花
And sparkle!
我很激動 我又有動力了
I get excited. I'm passionate.
在你想到靈感火花 之後你會想到什麼
And when you think of sparkle, what do you think of after that?
指的是女性在社會、文化和個人層面上 擁有自主權和權力 能夠自主做出決策並影響自己的生活和命運
女性權力
Female agency.
打擾一下
Excuse me.
- 你是誰 - 艾倫·迪肯斯 先生
-Who are you? -Aaron Dinkins, sir.
我們在聊很重要的事 艾倫·迪肯斯
We're in the middle of a major sit-down here, Aaron Dinkins.
這件事你非聽不可啊 先生
I think you're gonna want to hear this, sir.
你不會發郵件嗎 "EOD"發給我不行嗎
Can you just e-mail it? And you can send it to me EOD.
"今天結束的時候"
End of day.
- 這詞可以啊 - 那必須
- That's cool. - Yeah.
我能偷偷跟你說嗎
May I put it in a whisper, sir?
可以 偷偷告訴我吧
Fine. Whisper me.
不要啊 不好了
No. No!
啊啊啊 不要啊
Ahh! Ahh! No.
- 拿來板凳 - 把推車搞過來
- Get the chair! - Take the cart.
他們沒事
They're okay.
- 你還好嘛 - 他沒事
-You all right? -He's okay.
- 好的 - 他沒事
-Okay. -He's okay.
這是Skipper基韋斯特事件的重演
It's a repeat of Skipper in Key West.
恕我直言 沒有冒犯 那是Skipper 先生
And with all due respect, that was Skipper, sir.
這是 芭比
This is... Barbie.
如果這消息傳出去了
If this got out
我們的娃娃從芭比樂園來洛杉磯了
that our dolls were coming to Los Angeles from Barbie Land
而且還是真人大小等身出現的
as life-size versions of themselves...
來地球瀟灑走一回
roaming the earth...
簡直大壞特壞啊
this would be very bad.
芭比來真實世界了
Barbie in the Real World?
這是不可能的啊
That's impossible.
這絕對是場緊急事件
We've got a definite situation on our hands.
簡直是場災難
Catastrophic!
- 我真的受不了一點了 - 什麼情況
-I can't stress that enough! -What?
- 你叫什麼來著 - 艾倫·迪克斯 先生
-What's your name again? -Aaron Dinkins, sir.
- 艾倫·迪克森 - 迪克斯
-Aaron Dickinson? -Dinkins.
行吧艾倫
Yes! Aaron.
芭比樂園是真實存在的
Is Barbie Land like an alternate reality
還是說 這是你們幻想出來的
or is it like a place where your imagination--
是真的
Yes!
好吧
Okay.
把它類比成瑞典的小鎮就行 艾倫·迪克斯
Think of it as a town in Sweden, Aaron Dinkins.
瑞典
Sweden.
沒錯
Right.
你多重啊
How much do you weigh?
無所謂
It doesn't matter.
包裝盒來活兒了
Sounds like a job for the box.
在芭比回到包裝盒之前 都會都別想休息
No one rests until this doll is back in a box.
看啊 大衛·克洛科特小學
Look, Davy Crockett Junior High School,
跟我在幻象里看到的一模一樣
just like I saw in my vision.
一個騎馬的男人
A man on a horse.
我突然有一種奇怪的感覺
I've started to get all these weirdo feelings.
我突然開始毫無緣由的害怕
Like, I have fear with no specific object.
- 怎麼回事 - 這是焦慮
-What is that? -It's anxiety.
我也這樣 我這個歲數 每天都要焦慮死了
I have it too. They're just awful at this age.
我感覺超好
I feel amazing.
因為小孩又不會對他們老爹撒氣
That's because kids don't take it out on the dads.
她肯定在這的什麼地方
She's gotta be here somewhere.
我要去找她
I need to find her soon.
我要去泡圖書館
I'm just gonna pop into the library
看看有沒有什麼關於卡車的書
and see if I can find any books on trucks.
好哦 別找事啊
Okay, just don't get in trouble.
我不會的
I won't!
你幹嘛呢
What are you doing?
那個女孩叫什麼呀
What's that girl's name?
她是薩沙
That's Sasha.
嘿 薩沙
Hey, Sasha!
別跟她說話
Don't talk to her.
薩沙能主動找你說 但你不能主動找她
Sasha can talk to you, but you can never talk to Sasha.
- 她能噴死你 - 沒事的
-She'll crush you. -Don't worry.
所有人都喜歡我 都覺得我又辣又美
Everyone really likes me and thinks I'm cool and pretty.
謝謝你哈
Thank you.
姑娘們好呀 薩沙 你好鴨
Hey, ladies. Sasha, what's up?
你哪位
Who are you?
我是你們最愛的女人
I'm only your favorite woman of all time.
芭比
Barbie!
你真覺得自己是芭比嗎
You really think you're Barbie?
- 我就是啊 - 她瘋了
-Yeah. -She's crazy.
感覺她剛從精神病院跑出來
Do you think she escaped from like an insane asylum?
所以你是KTV里那種"公主"嗎
So you're like "Barbie" Barbie? Like a professional bimbo?
不是啊 芭比又不是陪酒的
No. Barbie's not a bimbo.
芭比是醫生 是律師 也可以是參議員
Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senator
也可以是諾貝爾獎的贏獲得者
and a Nobel Prize winner.
所以你拿過諾貝爾獎嗎
You're a Nobel Prize winner?
我沒拿過啦 但是芭比拿過
Oh. No, not me, but Barbie is.
你們要不要謝謝我 然後大大的抱抱我呀
Aren't you guys gonna thank me and give me a big hug?
因為我是你們最愛的玩具
For being your favorite toy?
我們五歲都不玩芭比娃娃了
We haven't played with Barbie since we were like five years old.
是的 我討厭有頭髮的玩偶
Yeah, I hated dolls with hair.
我只有沒啥玩的時候 才會玩芭比
I mean, I'd play with Barbie, but it was, like, the last resort.
我愛芭比
I loved Barbie.
別管她 我們就是很厭惡芭比
Anyways, even then, it was horrible for us.
芭比有這麼壞嗎
It was horrible?
為什麼
Why?
- 來吧薩沙 - 教她做人
-Come on, Sasha. -Give it to her.
噴死芭比
Destroy Barbie.
好啊芭比 那你聽好了
Okay, Barbie, let's do this.
你的發明 讓全體女性自卑不安
You've been making women feel bad about themselves since you were invented.
我覺得你完全想錯了
I think you have that the wrong way around.
你代表了我們所有文化糟粕
You represent everything wrong with our culture.
[Sexualized capitalism] 指的是 商業和廣告領域中 經常使用性暗示 或性吸引力來推銷產品或服務 以吸引顧客的注意力和購買力 [unrealistic physical ideals] 社會對於體型、外貌和健康標準的期望 通常是不切實際或過於苛刻的
性資本化 不正常的形體追求
Sexualized capitalism, unrealistic physical ideals...
不不不 你在描述一些刻板印象
No, no, no. You're describing something stereotypical.
芭比可遠不止於此
Barbie is so much more than that.
看看你自己
Look at yourself.
我就是經典款芭比啊
I am technically Stereotypical Barbie.
你讓女性解放運動倒退50年
You set the feminist movement back 50 years.
你摧毀了女孩與生俱來的價值觀
You destroy girls' innate sense of worth
個人過度追求購買物品和消費 通常超出了他們的實際需求 與商業和廣告文化鼓勵人們高消費有關 過度消費以追求物質享受和社會地位
你推崇的瘋狂消費主義 遲早會毀滅地球
and you are killing the planet with your glorification of rampant consumerism.
不 我是為了幫你 讓你開心 內心強大的
No, I'm supposed to help you and make you happy and powerful.
拉倒吧 我已經夠強大了
Oh, I am powerful.
直到今天 見到你這個"自稱芭比"之前
And until you showed up here and declared yourself Barbie,
老娘忘了你幾輩子了 你個法西斯
I hadn't thought about you in years, you fascist!
好吧
Okay.
我的眼裡又出水了 我得...
It's happening again. I have to--
不好意思啊
Will you excuse me?
跟你聊天真的很開心
It was really nice talking to you.
不聽勸啊
They never listen.
打擾一下 先生 你知道幾點了嗎
Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?
你尊重我
You respect me.
抱歉 你知道現在幾點了嘛
Sorry, no, do you know what time it is?
我不知道
No, I do not.
好呢
Okay.
芭比怎麼從來沒告訴過我父權制
Why didn't Barbie tell me about patriarchy,
我個人的理解是
which, to my understanding,
男人和駿馬管理一切事物嗎
is where men and horses run everything?
是的
Sure.
我將在此找到我的財富
I shall seek my fortune there.
好的哈
All right.
神經兮兮的
So...
我要找一份有影響力的高級高薪工作
I'll take a high-level, high-paying job with influence, please.
可以 那你必須有工商管理碩士學位
Okay, you'll need at least an MBA.
我們很多人都有博士學位
And a lot of our people have PhDs.
我是個男人 還不夠格嗎
Isn't being a man enough?
講真 現在好像反過來了
Actually, right now, it's kind of the opposite.
你們這些男人 顯然沒有落實父權制
You guys are clearly not doing patriarchy very well.
沒有 啊哈哈 我們...
No! No. We're, uh...
其實落實的很好
We're doing it well, yeah.
只是藏得更深了
We just... hide it better now.
不可能 我是不可能讓你做闌尾手術的
No, I won't let you do just one appendectomy.
- 但我是男人 - 又不是醫生
-But I'm a man. -But not a doctor.
- 求你了 - 不行
-Please? -No.
- 我能跟醫生談話嗎 - 老娘就是醫生
-Can I talk to a doctor? -You are talking to a doctor.
- 你能給我拿杯咖啡嗎 - 不行
-Can you get me a coffee? -No.
- 我要一根圓珠筆 - 不行
-And I need a clicky pen. -No.
- 還有白大褂 - 不行
-And a white coat. -No.
-還有尖點的東西 -別想
-And a sharp thing. -No.
- 找到他了 醫生 - 誰能替我打妖妖靈
-There he is. Doctor! -Somebody get security.
我願意接手你海灘的工作 / 替你做婊
I'd like to apply for your job of beach.
你是說當救生員嗎
So, you want to be a lifeguard?
但是我下不了海
Oh. I'm not trained to go over there.
我只會站在這裡 自信耍帥
I'm trained to stand confidently right here.
但是沙灘上不會有人遇險啊
There's nobody in danger here.
即使有人遇難 我也救不了他們
And even if there were, I'm not trained to save them.
那我當然不雇你了
Then I can't hire you.
在這沙灘我都呆不下去 / 做不了婊
I can't even beach here!
她居然覺得我是法西斯
She thinks I'm a fascist?
芭比居然也沒有掌管鐵路交通與商業貿易
I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce.
- 你在這啊 - 媽呀 不好
-There you are. -Oh, no.
真的很不順利
That went terrible.
我要找一塊 可以開展父權制的淨土
I need to find somewhere where I can start patriarchy fresh.
芭比小姐
Miss Barbie?
叫芭比就好了
It's just Barbie.
跟我們走一趟吧
We're gonna need you to come with us.
- 你哪位 - 我們是美泰公司的
-Who are you? -We're Mattel.
- 美泰公司 - 美泰誒
-Mattel? -Mattel.
天哪 謝天謝地
Oh, thank goodness!
我要跟管事兒的聊一下
I've gotta talk to somebody in charge.
這裡一切都好倒退
Everything is backwards here.
男人把我當物件
Men look at me like I'm an object.
女孩恨死我
Girls hate me.
所有人都覺得我是神經病 我瘋狂被逮捕
Everyone thinks I'm crazy, and I keep getting arrested.
您這裡走 女士
Need you to step this way, ma'am.
我還學會哭了
I also just learned to cry.
剛開始只流一滴淚 之後淚流成河
First, I got one tear and then I got a whole bunch.
我要怎麼辦 跟著芭比嗎
What do I do? Do I follow Barbie
跟著她上那輛恐怖的無標記黑車嗎
into that scary unmarked black truck car?
其實我還蠻想要那輛車的
A truck car I'd like to have, actually.
你說得對 她沒事的 那可是美泰
You're right, she's fine. It's Mattel.
- 是的 - 我就知道
- Yeah. - I know.
我要回芭比樂園 告訴肯們我的所見所學
I'll go back to Barbie Land, and I'll tell the Kens what I've learned.
畫面太美我都不敢想了
Oh, it's going to be beautiful!
可以的
Okay.
- 回芭比樂園去 - 咱們走這裡
-Back to Barbie Land. -Let's go that way.
- 嗨 親親小寶 - 別叫我這個
-Hi, Bunny Boo-Boo. -Don't call me that.
抱歉 我因為公司的突發狀況 提前下班了
Sorry. I'm off early because of a crisis at work,
咱倆可以去吃點冰淇淋
but I thought we could go get some soft serve.
謝天謝地 有人把這精神病抓起來了
Thank God they arrested that nut-job.
那個得了妄想症的女人
that reality-challenged woman.
她覺得自己是芭比
She thinks she's Barbie.
等下 你說什麼
Wait, what did you say?
她覺得自己是芭比 而且堅信這個事實
She thinks she's Barbie. She's, like, fully convinced.
你要幹嘛 你要幹嘛啊
What are you doing? What are you doing?
媽 老媽
Mom. Mom!
媽 回車上
Mom, get back in the car!
你在這逗我玩呢
Are you kidding me?
老媽
Mom!
美泰誒 肯定是你們把我帶到現實的
Mattel! Of course it was you guys that brought me here.
因為絕對不是那個叫薩沙的小姑娘
Because it definitely wasn't that Sasha girl.
謝謝開車載我哦 太好玩了
Thanks for the ride. This has been so much fun.
哇哦 芭比母艦誒
Wow, the mothership!
- 芭比 - 見到你我們好開心
-Barbie! -We're so happy to see you.
- 嗨 - 你要喝礦泉水嗎
- Hi! - -Would you like some mineral water?
要 謝謝你
Yes, thank you.
謝謝
Oh, thanks.
我還是習慣用沒水的杯子
I'm not used to that having anything in it.
謝謝你
Thank you.
我們很想和你進行一次高質量的面談
So, we've been very anxious to get some quality face-time with you.
當然啦 我能怎麼做
Of course. So what can I do
才可以修好時空裂縫
to repair the rift in the space-time continuum,
讓我的腳回歸正常 治好我的橘皮組織
get my feet back, and that one cellulite gone,
讓自己不變成怪人芭比那樣
and just generally not turn into Weird Barbie?
我們一直在討論這個話題
We have been discussing that very topic.
如果你能同意我們的要求 我們很願意幫你
If you're agreeable to it, we would love it
進到那個大盒子裡
if you could just get into that giant box.
進到那個大盒子 我們會送你回芭比樂園
Get into the box and you'll go back to Barbie Land.
一切都會恢復如常
And everything will be as it was.
知道嘛 咱們要先把肯找回來
You know what? We should probably get Ken first.
肯
Ken?
肯
Ken.
就是肯呀 芭比還有肯
You know, Ken. Barbie and Ken.
- 哦哦 肯 - 肯 那個男的
-Yes, Ken. Yeah. -Ken. The guy. Yeah.
回到芭比樂園
Back to Barbie Land!
- 我要吐了 - 馬上吐出來了
- I'm gonna be sick. - I'm gonna be sick.
我們不是很擔心肯啦
Ken isn't something we're worried about.
沒擔心過
Ever.
好啊 那我就..就進那個盒子
Okay, I'll just, um... I'll get in the box then.
太好了
All right! Yes!
但我大老遠跑來
Oh. But since I came all this way,
我能不能見見女性高層
could I just meet the woman in charge,
首席執行官呢
your CEO?
是我本人
Oh, that would be me.
- 那首席財務官 - 是我
-Oh. Your CFO. -Me.
- 首席運營官 - 這裡
-Your COO. -Here.
芭比娃娃部門的總裁
President of the Barbie division.
- 這裡 - 我是個沒實權的男人
-Present. -I'm a man with no power.
這樣能做女人嗎
Does that make me a woman?
有掌權的女性嗎
Are any women in charge?
聽好 我知道你為什麼心生不滿了
Listen, I know exactly where you're going with this,
我真的也恨透這種現象了
and I have to say I really resent it.
我們是由女性組成的公司啊
We are a company literally made of women.
在1990年我們的首席就是女性
We had a woman CEO in the '90s.
另一位就是...
And there was another one...
就其他時候啦
at some other time.
現場就有兩位女性
So that's-- that's two right there.
[phallic / adj]陰莖的; 似陰莖的
女性就是咱們這個屌樓 不可或缺的基礎啊
Women are the freaking foundation of this very long phallic building.
我們有一大堆第三衛生間
We have gender-neutral bathrooms up the wazoo.
這裡的每一位男人 都喜歡女人
Every single one of these men love women.
我是媽媽的兒子
I'm the son of a mother.
我也是兒子的老娘
I'm the mother of a son.
我還是女性阿姨的侄子
I'm... I'm the nephew of a woman aunt.
我還有猶太人朋友
Some of my best friends are Jewish.
我想說的就是
What I'm trying to say is...
進盒子去吧 你個毒婦
Get in the box, you Jezebel!
幹嘛 我不能說毒婦嗎
What? I can't say Jezebel now?
我很久沒有進過盒子裡了
I haven't been in a box in ages.
看見沒 很簡單
See? It's easy.
嗯呢 好的
Oh, okay.
我的天啦 我記得這個味道
Oh, my gosh. I remember this smell.
法國作家 代表作《追憶似水年華》的主題 是尋找人生的意義和真實 和芭比電影的主題相照應。
真是一場記憶的普魯斯特式閃回
I'm having a real Proustian flashback.
還記得普魯斯特芭比嗎 銷量可不咋地啊
Remember Proust Barbie? That did not sell very well.
知道嘛 額 我進盒子之前
You know what? Um, before I get in the box,
我能先去趟廁所
could I just run to the restroom
整理下自己頭髮嘛
and make sure my hair is perfect?
- 可以 那你可以快點嗎 - 可以
-Fine. Can you be speedy about it? -Mmm-hmm.
- 這條路嗎 - 就在走廊盡頭
-Down this way? -It's just down the hallway.
- 謝謝你 - 在右邊
- Thank you. - On the right.
感覺她快尿褲子了
I guess she really had to go to the bathroom.
抓住那個芭比
Get that Barbie!
敢碰那個按鈕 我宰了你 讓我按
Don't you dare push that button. Let me push it.
抓住那個芭比
I said get that Barbie!
芭比在哪
Where's Barbie?
我快追上你了
I'm gaining on you.
我會逮住你的
I'll capture you.
芭比
Barbie!
橫穿隔間會跑的更快
It's quicker to go over the cubicles.
- 會快點 - 好的
-It's quicker! -Sure.
- 抓住芭比 - 芭比
- Get that Barbie! - Barbie!
- 芭比 - 媽的 芭比
- Barbie! - Damn it, Barbie!
我要抓住你 芭比
I'm gonna get you! Barbie!
別擔心 你在這裡很安全
Don't worry. You're safe here.
這是什麼地方
What is this place?
我發現自己在廚房桌子上 最有靈感
I always find I think best at kitchen tables.
喝茶嗎
Tea?
喝 謝謝
Uh, yes, please.
所以是有女性在這裡工作的
So a woman does work here.
寶貝 我們要做的可不止工作啦
Oh, sweetie, we do more than work here.
謝謝你
Thank you.
怎麼了
What?
因為我不會喝茶嘛
It's because I don't know how to drink tea?
不啦 你看起來很不同
No. You look different.
我平常不這樣的 我日常很完美的
Oh. It's not how I normally look. I usually look perfect.
我不知道呢
Oh, I don't know.
但我覺得你說得對
I think you're just right.
現實世界跟我想象的截然不同
Real World isn't what I thought it was.
它從來都不盡人意
It never is.
但這不很棒嘛
And isn't that marvelous?
你是誰
Who are you?
她走的哪條路 誰最後看到她了
Which way did she go? Who saw her last?
你穿過那個櫃子
If you go through that closet,
有一個通往大廳的樓梯
you'll find a stairwell down to the lobby.
好的
Okay.
謝謝你 額
Thank you, um...
露絲
Ruth.
露絲 謝謝你 露絲
Ruth. Thank you, Ruth.
不客氣哦 芭比
You're welcome, Barbie.
看到她了 她在這呢
Oh, we got her! There she is!
天啊 門禁卡
Oh! Uh, key card!
- 等下 - 我沒帶門禁卡
-Wait. -I don't have my key card.
上車
Get in!
快點 快上車
Now! Get in now!
快來
Come on.
不要啊 咱這輩子都抓不住芭比了
Oh, no! Now we're never gonna get Barbie!
媽呀 咱不用門禁卡
Oh, we didn't need it!
芭比
Barbie!
咱們定個計劃吧
Let's form a plan here.
哥都是坐副駕的 我坐第一輛車
I would normally have shotgun. I'll go in the first one.
抓好了
Hang on.
媽呀 希望學校里沒人看到
God, I hope nobody from school saw us
咱們載了個等人大的芭比娃娃
put a life-size Barbie in our car.
- 怎麼會這樣呢 - 我不知道
- How did this even happen? -I don't know.
你怎麼會在這 你是個概念啊
How are you here? You're like an idea.
也是好概念
A great idea.
我最近有點孤獨
So, I've been a little lonely lately.
我就把咱們之前玩的芭比找出來了
And I found those Barbies we used to play with--
-我以為你都給別人了 -然後我就跟她們一塊玩
-I thought we gave those away. -Well, I started playing with them.
跟原來一樣畫畫 記得嘛
And making drawings like we used to do. Remember?
我以為會很好玩的
Because I thought it would be joyful.
- 其實呢 - 完全不好玩
-Was it? -No, it wasn't.
我很難過 也很古怪
I got sad and weird,
畫出來的畫也陰鬱又古怪
and then the drawings got sad and weird,
因為我沒法像你一樣完美
and maybe because I couldn't be like you,
所以就讓你像我一樣了
I ended up making you like me.
這些畫有關於"思考死亡"和"橘皮組織"的內容嗎
Did any of these drawings by chance have thoughts of death and cellulite?
是的 無法抑制思考死亡的芭比
Yes! Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie.
- 我的媽呀 - 還有橘皮組織
-Oh, my God! -And Cellulite!
- 我是來找你的 - 你是來找我的
-I came for you! -You came for me!
這些是你的記憶
Those were your memories.
梗源於《The Shining / 閃靈》
搞什麼 你倆在這心靈感應呢
Hello? Are you two, like, shining?
不是 才不是這樣呢
No! No, it's nothing like that.
- 你在跟個真芭比心靈感應 - 不是
-Are you shining with a real Barbie? -No!
可能 也可能是吧
I mean, maybe. Like a little, yes.
許願芭比來現實世界太荒謬了 我都不知道從何噴起
I don't even know where to start with this wishing-a-Barbie-to-life crap.
薩沙 你聽好
Oh, Sasha, listen.
我就是個無聊老媽 工作很無趣 女兒還討厭我
I'm just a boring mom with a boring job and a daughter who hates me.
老媽我只是想尋點樂子 這你也要怪我
Can you blame me for wanting to have a little fun?
我得甩掉這群豬頭
I gotta lose these chuckleheads.
老媽
Mom!
我欠全體女孩一個道歉
I think I owe you ladies an apology.
我以為芭比讓現實世界更好了
I thought that Barbie had made the Real World better,
但現實世界就是一團亂 永遠的破爛
but the Real World is forever and irrevocably messed up!
現實世界必然不完美 但你啟發了我
Well, the Real World is not perfect, but you inspired me.
我愛女性 我想幫助女性
I love women. I want to help women.
行了吧你 女人就是過街老鼠
Oh, come off it, everybody hates women.
女人恨女人 男人恨女人
Women hate women, and men hate women.
這點是大家公認的
It's the one thing we can all agree on.
- 真的嗎 - 這很複雜
-Is that true? -It's complicated.
- 說恨太言重了 - 醒醒吧老媽
-Hate is a strong word. -Wake up, Mom!
我很清醒 薩沙
I am wide awake, Sasha!
媽 你在哪學這樣開車的
Mom, where did you learn to drive like this?
- 跟一個人 - 是爸爸嗎
-There was this guy. -Was it Dad?
啊對 這.. 就是你爸
Yeah, yeah, it was... It was Dad.
快彎腰
Okay, duck.
- 你很漂亮 - 別看我
- You look so pretty. - Don't look at me.
可以 抱歉
Okay, sorry.
我也不能躲他們一輩子啊 我們能去哪
I can't hold them off forever. Where can we go?
等下 我知道了 你能帶我們去威尼斯海灘嗎
Wait, I have an idea. Can you get us to Venice Beach?
當然了
Sure can.
我好喜歡旱冰鞋 咱們要去哪
I love Rollerblades. Where are we going?
- 芭比樂園 - 什麼 老媽
- Barbie Land. - What? Mom!
你真的要讓一個芭比
Are you really gonna let Barbie
帶你 還有你未成年的女兒 去個幻想出來的地方嗎
take you and your tween daughter to an imaginary land?
對 你知道為啥嗎 因為我什麼都沒做過
Yes, and you wanna know why? Because I never get to do anything.
你學校抽獎中的遊輪之旅 我都沒去
I didn't even go on that cruise I won at your school raffle
因為我沒假 而且你老爹對陽光過敏
because I didn't have enough vacation days and your dad's allergic to sun.
那老爸怎麼辦 我們不能丟他一個人啊
What about Dad? We can't just leave him!
他會沒事的
He'll be fine.
他在用手機軟件跟讀西語 爸爸跟手機裡的讀音 單詞重音不一樣
圓珠筆
Bolígrafos.
圓珠筆
Bolígrafos.
圓珠筆
Bolígrafos.
【跟讀正確提示音】
對對 他會沒事的
Yeah, yeah. He'll be fine.
準備好開心了嘛
Ready for fun?
- 開心 - 太好啦
-Yes! -Great!
我們出發
Here we go!
快來感受魔法吧
Come on and feel the magic.
咱們在哪
Where are we?
怎麼突然穿上這些衣服了
How did we get into these clothes?
咱們怎麼開上車了
How did we get into this vehicle?
我還是小孩的時候 我丟了一雙雪地靴
When I was a kid, I lost these boots
然後我老媽就不給我買新的芭比娃娃
and my mom wouldn't let me buy a whole new Barbie
就抵了這雙靴子了
just to replace the boots.
- 靴子很襯你哦 - 謝謝誒
-They look so good on you. -Why, thank you.
- 嘿 你 - 她是我最喜歡的芭比
-Hey, you! -She was always my favorite Barbie.
你也是我最愛的人類
You're my favorite human.
別告訴他啊 我從來都沒買過肯
Don't tell him, but I never got a Ken.
因為肯真的很多餘
That's because Ken is totally superfluous.
可不是我說的哈
I didn't say that.
女性掌握所有主權 掌管所有財富
Women hold all major positions of power, control all the money.
在你們世界裡 所有男人做的事
Basically, everything that men do in your world,
我們都是女人做
women do in ours.
聽起來有點酷
I mean, that sounds kind of cool.
薩沙 你看 海豚
Sasha, look, dolphins!
這是什麼歌
What is this song?
我們還有位女總統
Oh, and we have a female president
很有趣 不僅是工作還是友情 從頭到尾都是女性
and it's fun and work and friendship and female 24/7.
會有大手 從現實世界伸進來 跟你們玩嗎
Do giant hands come in and play with you?
不會 這太離譜了
No, that's crazy.
打擾一下 你有沒有見過一群開車的女人
Excuse me. Have you seen a group of women on wheels?
見到了
Actually, yeah,
一個金頭髮的 一個黑頭髮的 還有一個小女孩
there was a blonde, a brunette and a tween.
她們滑輪滑 去那個方位了
They Rollerbladed in that direction.
大事不好
Oh, no.
第一步就是滑輪滑
First step is always Rollerblading.
什麼意思 先生
Excuse me, sir?
她們去芭比樂園了
They've gone to Barbie Land.
- 完蛋 - 她還帶人類過去了
-Oh, no. -And she's brought humans there with her.
這對我們這個世界來說 太奇怪了
This could mean extremely weird things for our world.
類比一下
Like what?
發生的事 會超出所有人的想象範圍
Nothing any of our collective imaginations could ever dream up.
兩棵智慧樹主持一個播客
A podcast hosted by two wise trees.
或者是 2000個年輕爸爸組成一個合唱團
Or a choir of 2,000 young fathers.
毫不沾邊 咱們要去一趟芭比樂園
Not even close. We've got to get to Barbie Land.
沖 找點溜冰鞋 選好方向就沖吧
Go! Find some blades now! Just pick a direction and run!
我已經感受到 我的腳後跟又提起來了
I can practically feel my heels lifting already. Yes!
我做的很對 把你帶回這裡
This is what I was supposed to do. Bring you back here.
- 感覺很正確 - 真不是編的
-It feels right. -It does.
好啦 這裡是...
Okay, this is...
有點奇怪啊
Oh. That's strange.
啤酒來啦
Incoming brewski beer.
那是我們的總統 拿酒那個
So, that's our president, with the beer.
那個啦啦隊是首席大法官
And the cheering squad is the Supreme Court.
這可比當總統好玩多了
This is so much better than being president.
今天怪怪的
Something's weird today.
嗨 芭比
Hi, Barbie!
啊 你好啊 肯
Oh, okay. Hi, Ken.
來瓶啤酒吧 我的大男孩都渴了
Have a brewski beer. My big guy is thirsty.
無所謂啦 這...
Anyway, uh...
帶你去看我的夢幻豪宅
Wait until you see my Dreamhouse.
我買的所有東西 肯定能激勵你
Everything I've bought and own will totally inspire you.
咱們又能換衣服啦
And we can change clothes again!
那是國會大廈
That's the Capitol
- 是粉色的 - 粉色
-It's pink? -Pink!
那個是...
And that's the--
♪ 你覺得女性統治世界嗎 ♪
♪ You think That women rule the world ♪
這些是夢幻豪宅 我住的地方
These are the Dreamhouses. This is where I live.
這些房子是鏤空的
You can see through the houses.
所以每一位芭比 都有自己的房子嗎
So does each Barbie, like, have their own house?
- 嗯呢 - 太酷了
-Mmm-hmm. -That's cool.
那肯住哪啊
Where do the Kens stay?
我不知道誒
I don't know.
起初我認為現實世界是由男人管理的
At first I thought the Real World was run by men.
之後一段時間
And then there was a minute
我以為是馬管理的
where I thought it was run by horses.
但之後我才意識到 馬只是男人的附屬
But then I realized that horses are just men extenders.
天哪 我有那個樹屋
Oh. I had that treehouse.
存了好久零花錢買的
I saved up my allowance to buy it.
我從來沒見過這樣的車誒 這到底咋了
I've never seen a car like that before. What happened here?
所有東西 基本一切事物
Everything, basically everything exists
都是為了擴大和提高男性的地位
to expand and elevate the presence of men.
- 太絕了 - 太美好了
-That's amazing. -That's beautiful.
- 我也覺得 - 芭比來了
- I know. - Barbie's here.
肯
Ken?
你幹了什麼好事
What have you done?
你穿的什麼啊
What are you wearing?
別提問 接受就好了 愛妃
Don't question it. Just roll with it, tiny baby.
別叫我愛妃
Don't call me baby.
那叫你皇后怎麼樣 跟這個小冰箱一樣
What about mini-baby? Like this mini-fridge.
不可以 肯
No, Ken.
這是我的夢幻豪宅
This is my Dreamhouse.
是我的夢幻豪宅 我的
It is my Dreamhouse! It's mine!
這已經不是芭比夢幻豪宅了
No, this is no longer Barbie's Dreamhouse.
[casa]跟[House]都是房屋的意思 直譯為"護身符道場房子房子” 堆疊了很多詞語 但很空洞 側面反映肯沒文化
從今以後 這裡更名為"肯的 酷炫 威武 房屋屋"
This shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House.
"dojo/道場"跟"house/屋子"是形容地點的同類詞
You don't have to say dojo and house.
Casa也是房子的意思
And casa...
但你讀一遍 超級順口 試一下
But you do because it feels good. Try it.
- 酷炫 威武 房屋 - 收聲 姐妹們 別讀
- Mojo Dojo Casa-- - No, girls. Don't say it.
酷炫 威武 房屋屋
Mojo Dojo Casa House.
跟我直說吧 有多奇怪
Give it to me straight. How weird is it?
天啊老闆 酷炫威武房屋屋
Whoa, boss, these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses
銷量直接爆炸
are literally flying off the shelves.
小孩都愛瘋了 現在短袖上 馬克杯上 印的都是肯
The kids are clamoring for them. Ken is on T-shirts, mugs.
- 是最火熱的紋身圖案 - 大事不妙啊
- It's the number one tattoo. - Oh, no.
華納兄弟 已經開始試鏡肯的個人電影了
Warner Bros. have started auditions for the Ken movie,
消息已經響徹大江南北了
which is already a blockbuster hit.
開始了 咱們想象不出來的變數
It's happening. That thing we could never imagine.
如果大家不把我的女書記員
If we don't get my words lady...
- 是行政助理 - 我的女助理
-Executive Assistant. -My Executive Words Lady
還有應該是她女兒帶回來 關閉傳送門
and someone who's probably her daughter back here and close the portal,
我們的世界會永遠改變
our worlds could be altered forever.
芭比跟肯誰更火爆又有何關係呢
Well, what does it matter if it's Barbie or Ken?
錢照樣賺
The money is pouring in.
你真不要臉 行政助理二號
Shame on you, Executive Number Two.
你覺得老子 在董事會議室待一輩子
You think I spent my entire life in boardrooms
就為了那點臭錢嗎
because of a bottom line?
不 我做這行
No! I got into this business
是為了小女孩 和她們的夢想
because of little girls and their dreams.
而且儘量不嚇到她們
In the least creepy way possible.
現在都給我滑快點 時間不等人
Now, blade faster. Time is running out.
我要在我的"酷炫威武房屋屋"里 喝點小酒
Look, I'm just having some brewski beers at my Mojo Dojo Casa House.
肯
Ken!
你想留下來也可以
You can stay if you want,
做我老婆
as my bride wife,
或者做我的 長期不上心 遠距離女友
or my long-term-low-commitment-distance girlfriend.
你覺得呢
What do you say?
伺候我喝酒嗎
Brewski beer me?
這是不可能的
I will not brewski beer you.
哈哈哈 無所謂
Ha-ha-ha. That's fine.
現在全權不在你們芭比了
You know, now that you Barbies aren't around to run everything,
我們想做什麼髮型都行
we can do our hair however we like.
我有帽子
I have hats.
我的男孩們餓了嗎 誰想吃零食
Where are my hungry boys? Who wants snacks?
芭比 見到你太開心了
Barbie, I am so happy to see you.
你能相信這發生的一切嗎
Can you believe what is happening?
我知道呀 難道不好嗎
I know. Isn't it great?
誰要喝啤酒嘛
Anyone need a brewski beer?
你這是幹嘛啊 你可是個醫生
What are you doing? You're a doctor.
我喜歡當花瓶啊
I like being a helpful decoration.
而且艾倫還願意幫我 給所有的肯按腳
And Allan likes to help me give all the Kens foot massages.
我不願意 願意不了一點
No, I don't, I don't like that.
我們喜歡
We love it.
- 嘔 噁心死了 - 我現在喝的爛醉如泥
-Ugh, so gross. -I'm so blotto-faced day-drunk right now.
我也是呢
Ditto same-same that.
我喜歡不用動腦子的感覺
I like not having to make any decisions.
感覺在給大腦做SPA 做一輩子
It's like a spa day for my brain. Forever.
她們犯什麼病
What is wrong with them?
我們給她們解釋了
We just explained to them the
正確無誤 毫無瑕疵 且邏輯自洽的父權制體系
immaculate, impeccable seamless garment of logic that is patriarchy,
她們就淪陷了
and they crumbled.
我的媽呀 像是1500年的傳染病
Oh, my God. This is like in the 1500s
土著人民感染天花
with the indigenous people and smallpox.
他們對此毫無防備
They had no defenses against it.
是呢 還有更勁爆的 寶貝
Yeah. Buckle up, babe.
因為芭比樂園 現在是肯樂園了
Because Barbie Land is now Ken Land.
就像洛杉磯的世紀城一樣
And it's gonna be just like Century City in Los Angeles,
因為那兒已經完美實踐父權制了
because they had it all figured out in Century City.
在你下車的那一秒 你會忍不住大喊
The minute you get out of your car, you're like,
這地方也太他媽好了
"I can't believe how great this place is!"
不不不 世界城不全是這樣的
No, no, no. They don't have it figured out in Century City
因為我們辜負了現實世界的人
because we failed them.
不 是你辜負了我
No! You failed me!
在樂園以外 我有頭有臉
Out there, I was somebody.
而且我走在街上的時候
And when I walked down the street...
人人都會尊重我
people respected me just for who I am.
有一個女士 甚至找我問時間了
One lady, she even asked me for the time.
不可能吧
No way!
真的
Way.
要不是因為那些專業性準則
And if it weren't for these technicalities
什麼工商管理學碩士啊 醫學學位啊
like MBAs, medical degrees,
還有..我也想不出來 游泳課程吧
and I don't know, swim lessons,
我可以統治那個世界
I could have ruled that world.
但是在這 那些玩意我根本不需要
But I don't need any of those things here.
在這 我就是個花花公子
Here, I'm just a dude.
而且你知道嗎
And you know what?
這就夠了
That's enough.
電視遙控
TV remote.
要點哪個鍵
Which one is it?
點這個
Oh, it's that one right there.
請叫我總統兼首相肯 女士
Call me Mister Ken President Prime Minister, ma'am.
這一切驚人的變化與革新
Let's recap all the amazing changes and innovations
多虧有肯
thanks to the Kens.
諾貝爾騎馬獎 得主是
The Nobel Prize in horses goes to...
肯
Ken!
肯 肯 肯 肯
Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken!
現在 您要進行一場 永久性修憲的特選
And now you're making it permanent with a special election to change the Constitution.
是的 在四十八小時以內
That's right. In just 48 hours,
所有的肯都會投票 徹底的改變的憲法
all the Kens will head to the polls and vote to change the Constitution
建立一個 立黨為肯
to a government for the Kens,
執政為肯 全心全意為肯服務的政府
of the Kens, and by the Kens!
你不能這樣干
You can't do this.
這裡是芭比樂園
This is Barbie Land.
為了這一切 芭比流血流汗又流淚
The Barbies worked hard and they dreamed hard to make it everything that it is.
你...
You--
你不能這麼輕易的破壞它
You can't just undo it in a day.
你就瞧好了
Literally and figuratively, watch me.
現在 我要下逐客令了
Now, if you'll excuse me...
這是我的酷炫威武房屋屋 它不是
this is my Mojo Dojo Casa House, it's not
芭比的酷炫威武房屋屋
Barbie's Mojo Dojo Casa House.
對吧
Right?
什麼滋味啊
How's that feel?
不好玩 是吧
It is not fun, is it?
男孩之夜到啦
It's boys' night!
每晚都是男孩之夜哦
Every night is boys' night.
芭比 把你這些破爛女裝都給我帶走
Barbie! Take your lady fashions with you.
帶上你的迪斯科慶典喇叭褲
Take your Celebrate Disco Bell Bottoms...
還有你的冰上表演服
...and your Ice Capades Pretty Practice Suit
還有閃耀表演裙
and Dazzling Show Skirt.
這些衣服收藏價值好高
These are archival.
還有你在阿姆斯特丹的睡衣
Your Pajama Jam in Amsterdam sets.
不要啊
No!
還有你帕斯利圖案的闊腿褲
And your Pretty Paisley Palazzo Pants!
- 這件不要丟啊 - 然後滾蛋
-Not the Palazzos! -And get out!
這件我可能穿的上
Maybe this could fit me.
寶貝
Honey.
你為什麼要讓我 有你們複雜的人類想法與情緒
Why did you wish me to your messed-up world
還把我帶去你那混亂的現實世界
using your complicated human thoughts and feelings?
- 什麼 - 芭比樂園原來很完美
-What? -Barbie Land was perfect before.
我原來也很完美
I was perfect before.
我很抱歉 但我真沒想做什麼
I'm so sorry. I wasn't trying to do anything.
不要道歉
Don't apologize.
別怪我媽
Don't blame my mom.
嗷 薩沙 你真好
Aw, Sasha, that's sweet.
可能是你想我們來 也可能是你有錯 芭比
Maybe you wished us. Maybe it's your fault, Barbie.
沒有 這是不可能的
No, I didn't wish anything.
我從來不想生活有任何變數
I've never wanted anything to change.
可是寶貝 人生就是這樣瞬息萬變啊
Oh, honey, that's life. It's all change.
這
That's...
這太嚇人了
That's terrifying.
我不想這樣
I don't want that.
我不要這樣的生活 不要
Not my life. No, thank you.
完全不要 這件衣服我也不想要了
Just, no, I don't want this.
我要坐這裡乾等
I'm just gonna sit here and wait
然後期望有一位領導芭比
and hope that one of the more leadership-oriented Barbies just
清醒過來
snaps out of it
做點什麼處理這破爛情況
and does something about this whole mess.
我真的超懂這種感受
I really understand this feeling.
其實就像我們做人...
It's basically, like, being a human person all the time--
求你讓我靜靜吧 別跟我說話了
Please just leave me here. Just leave me.
滾回你的破現實世界 讓我一個人靜靜
Go back to your messed-up world and just leave me to mine.
- 所以你就直接放棄了嗎 - 是的
- So, you're just gonna give up? - Yes.
那行
Okay.
知道嗎 我都有點可憐你了
You know, I almost feel bad for you,
但你就是我想象中的那種懦婦
but you are exactly what I thought you were.
走吧 寶貝 咱們...
Let's go, honey. Let's just...
行 咱準備怎麼..
Okay, how do we-- how do you expect--
所有事反著做就行了
Do everything we did in reverse.
難以置信 走吧老媽 她不配你幫
Unbelievable. Come on, Mom. She doesn't deserve you.
這是我芭生的最低谷
This is the lowest I've ever been.
精神還有身體層面都是
Emotionally and physically.
好啦小朋友們
Okay, kids,
是時候去購買 新款抑鬱芭比了
it's time to run out and get the new Depression Barbie.
她成天成夜的穿運動裝
She wears sweatpants all day and night.
她今天看了7個小時的微博
She spent seven hours today on Instagram,
看很久不聯繫的好閨蜜的訂婚照片
looking at her estranged best friend's engagement photos,
然後吃一整袋家庭裝的星爆糖
while eating a family-size bag of Starbursts.
此時此刻 她的下巴要疼死了
And now her jaw is killing her.
她現在要去看BBC的《傲慢與偏見》
And she's going to watch the BBC's Pride and Prejudice
已經看7次了 直到自己睡著為止
for the seventh time until she falls asleep.
基於我們之間的家庭關係
Situation of our families is such that any alliance between us
我們兩個人聯姻是完全不可能的
must be regarded as a highly reprehensible connection.
焦慮、恐慌症、強迫症版本 單獨零售上線
Anxiety, panic attacks, and OCD sold separately.
芭比 芭比 醒醒
Barbie. Barbie, wake up.
嘿
Hey.
我現在跟你一樣了
I'm like you now.
醜陋且無所求
Ugly and unwanted.
小嘴真甜
Thanks.
把她放後面 咱們走
Let's get her in the back. Come on.
一 二
One, two...
- 是不是很好玩 - 是的
- Isn't this great? - Yes.
等下還要坐船呢
Wait until you see the boat.
坐船
The boat.
好美的田園風光
Beautiful countryside.
♪ 他說他能看透我的心 ♪
♪ He said He could see through me ♪
♪ 整整四年 我膜拜更高的思想 ♪
♪ I spent four years prostrate To the higher mind ♪
♪ 拿了學位 獲得了自由 ♪
♪ Got my paper and I was free ♪
♪ 我去看了醫生 我去了那座山 ♪
♪ I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains ♪
♪ 我探望了孩子 ♪
♪ I looked to the children ♪
♪ 我喝了山泉水 ♪
♪ I drank from the fountains ♪
我們中斷廣播 為您帶來我們新的節目
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you our new radio station
只播放肯喜歡的歌
only playing Ken's favorite song.
把這歌關了吧 求求了
Turn this song off, for Christ's sake!
- 你是誰 - 我是艾倫
-Who are you? -I'm Allan.
你是艾倫啊 那沒事了
Oh, you are Allan. That's great.
別告訴肯 我要逃跑
Don't tell the Kens. I'm trying to escape.
真皮沙發我一秒都坐不下去了
I cannot sit on one more leather couch.
我整個人都要瘋了
It's gonna break my spirit.
一旦他們搞清楚怎麼造牆 而不是堆磚頭
As soon as they figure out how to build that wall sideways and not just up,
想進出 門沒都沒有
no one is gonna be able to get in or out.
所以想潤就快點潤
So if we want to leave, we better make a run for it.
不行 艾倫 你不能走 這一切發生的原因...
No, Allan. You can't go. Having a Barbie in the Real World
就是因為芭比闖入了現實世界
is what caused all these problems in the first place.
艾倫在去現實世界也無所謂的
Not one person would care if Allan was in the Real World.
[NSYNC/超級男孩] 美國男團 其中一位成員名 Christopher Allen Kirkpatrick
而且超級男孩里不就有個艾倫
In fact, it's happened before. All of *NSYNC, Allan.
沒錯 他就沒事 出發吧
Yes, even him, so come on!
嘿 你幹嘛呢
Hey, you there.
我們要怎麼辦
What do we do?
上車 繼續放歌就行
Just get in the car and keep it singing.
- 哥們 - 什麼
-Hey, man. -What?
做好一切準備
Be ready for anything.
你是誰
Who are you?
我是艾倫 肯的好哥們
I'm Allan. I'm, uh, I'm Ken's buddy.
他所有的衣服我都能穿
Yeah, all of his clothes fit me.
快上車
Get in the car!
想挨打嗎
You want a piece?
等下 你駕照都沒有啊
Wait, you don't have a driver's license.
這輛車連引擎都沒有
This car doesn't have an engine.
行吧
Fine.
你幹嘛呢 我們要走了
What are you doing? We gotta go.
我們要回去 芭比樂園需要幫忙
We have to go back. Barbie Land needs saving.
芭比也要被拯救
Barbie needs saving.
什麼 你很討厭芭比啊
What? You hate Barbie!
但你喜歡 你一直相信她的潛力
But you don't. You've always believed in what she could be.
但那是過去式 我錯了 芭比放棄了 肯贏了
Yeah, well, I was wrong. Barbie gave up. The Kens won.
你要試試啊
You have to try.
就 即使不能盡善盡美
Even if-- Even if you can't make it perfect,
- 至少可以讓它更好 - 我做不到
-you can make it better. -I can't make anything better.
是我在剛開始 用我那傻蛋畫作
I'm the one who ruined Barbie Land
把芭比樂園給毀了的
with my stupid drawings in the first place.
根本就不傻 你畫的很棒
They're not stupid! They're amazing!
你喜歡我畫的畫嗎
You like my drawings?
它們獵奇又黑暗 還很瘋狂
They're weird and dark and crazy.
這是你一切壓抑的情緒
Everything you pretend not to be.
確實 確實 我就是個腹黑的瘋子怪婆娘
I am, I am. I'm weird and I'm dark and I'm crazy.
放鬆點
Easy. Easy.
看什麼看 艾倫捶死你
You want some more Allan?
咱們現在要立馬逃跑
We have to get out of here right now.
閉嘴艾倫 我們要回去
Shut up, Allan! We're going back.
去把我娃娃找回來
Let's go get my doll.
我這輩子都出不去了
I'll never get out of here.
我們去哪找芭比
Where do we find Barbie?
她只會去一個地方
There's only one place she'd be.
你是個作家
You're a writer.
這是你的文學獎
This is your Nobel Prize.
還記得怎麼贏的嗎
Remember winning it?
給她洗腦沒一點用
It's useless trying to deprogram her.
我能做的都做了
I already did everything I could.
我的媽呀 我都不知道自己怎麼過去的
Oh, my God. I don't even know how I got here.
這獎我不配
I don't deserve this.
我得謝謝肯
I'd like to thank Ken.
謝謝你 肯
Thank you, Ken.
我愛你 肯
I love you, Ken.
讓我奇怪的是這個 芭比
The fork in my soup is this, Barb.
你怎麼沒有被洗腦
Why didn't the brainwashing work on you?
我的現實之旅讓我免疫了
My exposure to the Real World must have made me immune.
要麼被洗腦 不然又丑又怪
Either you're brainwashed, or you're weird and ugly.
沒有第三類情況
There is no in between.
繼續說吧 姐妹
Sing it, sister.
做好準備 孩子們
Well, get ready, kids.
48小時之後 芭比樂園就變成肯樂園了
Because in 48 hours, Barbie Land becomes Ken Land.
快走 兄弟們
Come on, gang.
樓梯走到頭 我們就能找到芭比了
We'll find Barbie at the top of these stairs.
是肯們 我們被發現了
The Kens. They've found us.
- 肯 - 閉嘴 往後走
- Ken! - No! Get back.
肯哥哥
Ken. Oh. Oh!
有人嗎
Hello?
是人類 我們沒事了
Humans. We're fine.
還有艾倫
And Allan.
來我的怪人屋吧 嗨 我是怪人芭比
Come into my Weirdhouse. Hi! I'm Weird Barbie.
我一直劈叉 髮型很奇怪
I'm in the splits, I have a funky haircut,
聞起來一股地下室味
and I smell like basement.
我的媽呀 我有怪人芭比誒
Oh, my God. I had a Weird Barbie.
- 你確實 - 玩的太不愛惜 就會變成怪人芭比
-Yeah, you did. -You make them weird by playing too hard.
很酷
That's cool.
[Sugar daddy] 花錢包養你的乾爹
那是糖爹肯 還有魔力耳環肯
That's Sugar Daddy Ken. And Earring Magic Ken.
美泰已經停產了
Mattel discontinued them.
- 糖爹 - 不不不
-Sugar Daddy? -No, no, no.
我可不是什麼糖爹
I'm not a sugar daddy.
這是"糖糖" 我是她的老爹
This is Sugar, and I'm her daddy.
我有個耳環 而且它有魔力
And I have an earring. A magic earring.
這才是真正的肯
These were actual Kens.
還有其他的停產芭比誒
More discontinued Barbies.
長大版的"Skipper"嗎
Growing Up Skipper?
- 我可以不 - 當然
- May I? - Okay.
看好了
Watch this.
- 她的胸就變大了 - 搞這些幹嘛啊
-Her boobs grow. -Why would they do that?
還有電視女芭比
And Barbie Video Girl.
我背上有個電視 你猜這是誰的夢想
I have a TV in my back. You know whose dream that is?
誰都不是 沒人想變我這樣
Nobody. Nobody's dream.
那就是經典芭比 不用介紹了
And that's Barbie Barbie, of course.
無法從當下找到滿意的答案 質疑人生與意義 最終意識到 我們的選擇經常盲目並自欺 便形成焦慮感
她沒死呢 只是有點存在性焦慮
She's not dead. She's just having an existential crisis.
好啦 起來
Okay, come on.
嘿
Hey.
怎麼了
What's wrong?
我已經不漂亮了
I'm not pretty anymore.
什麼話 你分明很美
What? You're so pretty.
我已經失去經典款芭比的特色美了
I'm not Stereotypical Barbie pretty.
給電影製作人個提示
Note to the filmmakers.
瑪格特·羅比還是美如畫 說她丑真的很難信
Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast if you want to make this point.
但你很美呀
But you're beautiful.
根本就不是 我不美了
It's not just that. I'm not...
而且遲鈍又無趣
smart enough to be interesting.
你很聰明呀
You're so smart.
我不會做腦部手術 我也沒開過飛機
I can't do brain surgery, I've never flown a plane.
我也不是總統
I'm not the president.
最高法院裡沒有我這樣的人
No one on the Supreme Court is me.
我太平庸了 任何事情都無法勝任
I'm not good enough for anything.
這是正常的 我們是女人 不是超人
It is literally impossible to be a woman.
你已經很漂亮 而且很聰明了
You are so beautiful and so smart,
你麼優秀的人 都要自我否定 我很心痛
and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough.
我們總要卓越非凡
Like we have to always be extraordinary.
但不知道為什麼 總是背道而馳
But somehow, we're always doing it wrong.
你身材要苗條 但不能太瘦
You have to be thin but not too thin,
而且絕對不能說自己想瘦
and you can never say you want to be thin.
你要說一切都是為了健康
You have to say you want to be healthy,
但你還是得瘦
but also you have to be thin.
你必須得有錢 但你又不能開口要
You have to have money, but you can't ask for money
因為這很粗魯
because that's crass.
做老闆 不能太刻薄
You have to be a boss but you can't be mean.
你要領頭 但不能壓制別人的想法
You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.
你要喜歡自己母親的身份
You're supposed to love being a mother,
但不能總是討論熊孩子
but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.
你要做事業型女人
You have to be a career woman
但必須時刻注意他人感受
but also always be looking out for other people.
你必須忍受男人的臭毛病 讓人無語
You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane,
但如果你指出來 你就是抱怨的怨婦
but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining.
你要為了男人 保持完美形象 但不能太完美
You're supposed to stay pretty for men but not so pretty
不然會過分媚男 其他女性會把你當敵人
that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women
因為你要維繫大家的姐妹情
because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood
不能艷壓姐妹
but always stand out.
要保持感恩的心
And always be grateful.
但這個世界 灰色地帶太多
But never forget that the system is rigged,
你得認命 流血流汗 還得感謝上頭
so find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.
你還不能變老
You have to never get old,
不能粗魯 不能炫耀
never be rude, never show off,
不能自私 不能崩潰
never be selfish, never fall down,
不能失敗 不能展現怯懦
never fail, never show fear,
不能太出格
never get out of line.
太難了 太矛盾了
It's too hard, it's too contradictory,
主要出力還不討好 沒人感謝你
and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you.
到最後才發現
And it turns out, in fact,
自己努力不犯錯
that not only are you doing everything wrong
但到頭來 全是你的錯
but also everything is your fault.
我真的不願再看到自己
I'm just so tired of watching myself
看到每一位女性同胞
and every single other woman
把自己擰巴起來 就為了討人喜歡
tie herself into knots so that people will like us.
如果這一切
And if all of that
在娃娃的世界也是這樣
is also true for a doll
芭比可是女性的代表啊
just representing a woman...
我都不敢想
then I don't even know.
等下
Wait.
我確實寫了本書
I did write a book.
我好像做了場夢
It's like I've been in a dream,
夢裡的我 對扎克·斯奈德剪輯版的《正義聯盟》評價很高
where I was somehow really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.
但你說的話 讓我清醒了
But what you said broke me out of it.
真假
Really?
真的
Yeah.
你正常了 她正常了
You're back. She's back.
心理學名詞 在同一時間有著兩種相矛盾的想法 因而產生緊張狀態 為了改善心態而改變自身行為或想法 使自己相信理念與行為間沒有衝突。
直面指出在父權制下 女性的認知失調情況
By giving voice to the cognitive dissonance required to be a woman under the patriarchy,
- 你揭穿了父權制的真面目 - 是的
-you robbed it of its power. -Yes.
這些話居然是我說的
Wow, I just said all of that.
牛逼啊 白皮救世主芭比
Hell, yes, White Savior Barbie!
不 一切歸功於你老媽 是她拯救了我們
No, it was your mom. Your mom did the saving.
我們要阻止肯們
We have to stop the Kens.
你要把剛才的話 說給其他芭比聽
And you need to say all of those things to the other Barbies.
- 那是關鍵 - 好的
-That's the key. -Got it.
但我們怎麼把芭比 跟她們的肯分開呢
But how are we gonna get the Barbies away from their Kens?
我們很有經驗
We have experience with a world like this one.
你有芭比樂園的地圖嗎
Do you have a map of Barbie Land?
那你說呢
What do you think?
別驚訝 我做的
Thanks. I built it.
好啦 我們這樣做
Okay, here's the deal.
他們怎麼看我們無所謂
It's not just about how they see us,
咱們要把他們捧上天
it's about how they see themselves.
肯樂園種了個自我毀滅的果
Ken Land contains the seeds of its own destruction.
首先 我們把芭比跟肯分開
First we have to get the Barbies away from their Kens.
我們找個芭比 假裝被洗腦 做誘餌
We could use a decoy Barbie who pretends to be brainwashed.
- 就是你了 - 好的
-That should be you. -Cool.
裝傻裝柔弱 分散肯的注意力
Distract them by appearing helpless and confused.
肯們對這樣的芭比毫無抵抗力
Kens cannot resist a damsel in distress.
你要讓他們覺得 地球沒自己就不轉了
You have to make them believe that you're complacent.
給他們捧天上
That they have the power.
當他們放鬆警惕 直接把權利奪回來
And when their guard is down, you take the power back.
保時捷356簡直影響了整個汽車界
The influence that Porsche 356 has had on the motoring world as a whole,
一點都不誇張
it can't be overstated.
哎呀 修圖好難呀
Oh! Photoshop is so hard!
人家真的不會用選擇工具啦
I just don't understand how to use the Select tool.
寶貝 你只能在被選定的圖層 用選擇工具
Honey, you can only use the Select tool if the layer is highlighted.
我來教你
Let me show you.
我的小腦子裡都是ps術語
My tiny head is just swimming with technical jargon
什麼三原色帶呀 磁性套索還有點陣圖
like color bands and magnetic lassos and bit maps.
- 你們搞什麼呀 - 艾倫 走出來
- Oh! What's happening? - Allan, go around!
- 我的肯怎麼辦啊 - 不要啊
-Oh, but what about Ken? -No, no, no!
- 我好愛他 - 快來 艾倫
- No, but I love him! - Come on, Allan!
嘿 要對我的肯寶做什麼
Hey! What's gonna happen to Ken?
聽好了
Just listen.
你要做家裡的老媽子
You have to be their mommies
但必須默默無聞
but not remind them of their mommy.
想做什麼事 還得低聲下氣的笑臉相迎
Any power you have must be masked under a giggle.
咋回事啊
What happened?
前一秒我還是總統
One minute I was president,
下一秒我就在給肯切牛排了
and the next I was cutting a Ken steak for him.
歡迎回來 總統女士
Welcome back, Madam President.
接下來 把沒被洗腦的芭比收歸麾下
Then we'll recruit the now unbrainwashed Barbies to our cause.
讓她們做新誘餌
They can be the new decoys.
你跟他們講 你從來沒看過《教父》
You can tell him that you've never seen The Godfather.
裝作自己很想聽他們解說
And that you'd love them to explain it to you.
你們是在看《教父》嘛
Are you guys watching The Godfather?
《教父》
The Godfather.
我沒看過誒
I've never seen it.
我的天啊 你居然沒看過《教父》
Oh, my God. You've never seen The Godfather?
這部電影畫面 充分的展現了導演科波拉的審美
This movie is a rich blend of Coppola's aesthetic genius
好萊塢傳奇製片人、電影公司高管
也是羅伯特·埃文斯的成功佳作
and a triumph for Robert Evans
承載了70年代好萊塢電影工業體系
and the architecture of the '70s studio system.
你能給我放嘛
Can you start the movie over
把這些給我解說一下
and just talk through the whole thing?
你要想辦法拒絕男人的示愛 但不會傷到他們自尊
You have to find a way to reject men's advances without damaging their egos.
如果你同意 那你就是公交車
Because if you say yes to them, you're a tramp,
如果你拒絕 那你就是假正經
but if you say no to them, you're a prude.
一摸腳我就渾身難受
I don't wanna touch a foot.
你確實不想摸
No, you don't.
接下來 裝作不懂金融理財
Another one, be confused about money.
人家把所有的錢都存銀行啦
I just have all my money in a savings account.
大錯特錯 你應該買國債
That's totally wrong. You need treasury bonds,
企業債券 還有CD
corporate bonds, CDs.
沒人聽CD了呀
No one has CDs anymore.
丫頭 你困惑的樣子好可愛
Oh, sweetheart, you are so cute when you're confused.
不是唱片CD啦
But no, not music.
定期存款的一種 通常由銀行及存款機構所發行 幾乎沒有風險 可在到期時取回本金和應收的利息
CD是定期存單
CD stands for Certificate of Deposit.
史蒂芬·馬爾克姆斯的音樂風格 混合了路·里德的直白談唱
Stephen Malkmus really harnessed the acerbic talk-singing
還有後朋克音樂
of Lou Reed with post-punk influences
比如威爾樂隊和墮落樂隊
such as Wire and The Fall.
我這是穿的啥啊 我怎麼可能穿這些
What am I wearing? I would never choose this.
因為你是物理學家 要穿褲子嘛
Because you're a physicist. Do you want some pants?
要
Yeah.
歡迎回來 芭比
Welcome back, Barbie.
天呀 人家好尷尬 我覺得自己好醜
Gee, I am so awkward and don't feel pretty at all,
會有人喜歡我嗎
and will anyone ever like me?
或者用土辦法分散他們的注意力
Or distract them with the old standby.
戴個隱藏美貌的眼鏡
Wearing glasses so they can discover that you're pretty.
- 我可以嗎 - 當然啦
-May I? -Sure. Go ahead.
摘了吧 大家就能看清你的漂亮臉蛋了
There. Now we can see your beautiful face.
接下來 假裝自己沒有任何運動細胞
And then there's pretending to be terrible at every sport ever.
來吧 我給你示範
Here, let me show you.
來吧 我給你示範
Here, let me show you.
- 來吧 我給你示範 - 來吧 我給你示範
-Here, let me show you. -Here, let me show you.
來吧 我們給你做示範
Here, let us show you.
咱們就這樣干 直到所有芭比回歸正常
We'll do this until every single Barbie is deprogrammed
接下來就是奪回芭比樂園了
and ready to take back Barbie Land.
好誒
Yes!
明天肯就要投票修改憲法了
Hey! Tomorrow the Kens vote to change the Constitution,
咱們要搶先一步
so we have to get there first.
我們計劃的最終目標
The final stage of our plan,
讓肯們反目成仇
turn the Kens against each other.
現在他們覺得自己權力大過你們了
Now that they think they have power over you,
要讓他們感覺 其他肯的權力大於自己
you make them question whether they have enough power over each other.
計劃失敗怎麼辦
What if this doesn't work?
如果他已經完全..
What if he doesn't...
不喜歡我了怎麼辦
like me anymore?
- 他喜歡你的 - 他真的好難過
-He likes you. -He was really upset.
那是因為他愛你
Because he likes you.
而且他打心眼裡知道
And because he knows deep down that
你不會同等的愛他
you don't like him the same way.
但我完全不想傷害他啊
It still doesn't mean I want to hurt him.
他霸占你家
He took your house.
他給你朋友洗腦
He brainwashed your friends.
他想控制政府
He wants to control the government.
確實
True.
姊妹
Girl.
感覺自己已經是個女人啦
It's like I'm a woman already.
恭喜
Welcome.
是這種感覺嗎
Is this what it's like?
是時候了
It's time.
我準備好了
I'm ready.
謝謝你
Thank you.
出發啦
Here I go.
嗨
Hi.
哦你好 我剛好在讀書
Oh, hey. You've caught me reading.
我一直在想
I've been thinking.
- 肯樂園 - 肯帝國
- Ken Land. - Kendom.
- 肯帝國 - 肯帝國樂園
-Kendom. -Kendom Land.
- 什麼樂園來著 - 自由與男人的樂園
-Land of the-- -Land of the free and the men.
對 這個地方..
Right. Well, this place is...
肯帝國樂園
Kendom Land.
真的太棒啦
...really great.
而且肯真的太會管理了
And the Kens really are just better at ruling
比芭比厲害多了
than the Barbies ever were.
就是父權制 男權稱霸而已
Well, we just took patriarchy and you know, made a patriarchy.
- 對呢 我在想... - 怎麼
-Yeah, well, I was thinking... -Yes?
我想做你的 長期 遠距離
I'm ready to be your long-term-distance
低投入成本的非正式女友
low-commitment casual girlfriend,
如果你還喜歡我
if you'll still have me.
- 能稍等一下嗎 - 當然可以
- Would you just hold on for one second? - Oh, okay.
爽死了
Sublime!
我不知道 考慮下吧
I don't know. I'm gonna have to think about that.
求你啦
Please?
行吧
Okay.
進來吧 我給你彈吉他
Come on in. I'll play the guitar at you.
太棒啦
Oh, yay!
♪ 我不知道 自己是否足夠優秀 ♪
♪ Said I don't know if I've Ever been good enough ♪
♪ 我有點木納 ♪
♪ I'm a little bit rusty ♪
♪ 我的思緒也很混亂 ♪
♪ And I think My head is cavin' in ♪
♪ 我也不知道 是否有人愛過我 ♪
♪ And I don't know if I've Ever been really loved ♪
♪ 在有人伸出手 輕撫我時 ♪
♪ By a hand That's touched me ♪
♪ 我總會感覺要有所失 ♪
♪ And I feel like Something's got to give ♪
♪ 讓我有點生氣 ♪
♪ And I'm a little bit angry, Well ♪
♪ 這一切不會結束 至少不是現在 ♪
♪ This ain't over, No, not here, no ♪
♪ 因為我仍然需要你在我身邊 ♪
♪ Not while I still Need you around ♪
♪ 你不欠我什麼 ♪
♪ You don't owe me ♪
♪ 我們可能會改變 是的 ♪
♪ We might change, yeah ♪
♪ 也許我們會感覺很好 ♪
♪ Yeah, We just might feel good ♪
♪ 我想讓你被我擺布 ♪
♪ I wanna push you around ♪
♪ 我會的 我會的 ♪
♪ Well, I will, well, I will ♪
♪ 我想任意支配你 ♪
♪ I wanna push you down ♪
♪ 我會的 我會的 ♪
♪ Well, I will, well, I will ♪
這是我們計劃的最後一環
This is the final stage of our plan.
讓他們夢想成真
Give them their dream come true.
在快樂到頂點的時候
And at the peak of their happiness,
在他們覺得 你真的很愛這首歌的時候
when they think you actually care about this song...
直接猛潑冷水
You take it all away.
你給誰發信息呢
Who are you texting?
你給誰發信息呢
Who are you texting?
- 沒誰啊 - 讓我...
- No one. - Let me just...
肯
Ken!
抱歉 稍等下
Sorry. One sec.
你彈的歌簡直太好聽了
That's a beautiful song that you're playing.
你自己寫的嗎
Did you write it?
是的 你想坐這聽我彈
Yes. You want to sit here and watch me do it,
讓我色咪咪盯著你 連著唱四個半小時嗎
while I stare uncomfortably into your eyes for four and a half minutes?
太想了
I would love that.
抱歉 稍等下
Sorry, one sec.
馬上回來
Be right back.
玩弄他們的自尊心
You play on their egos
他們會很吃醋
and their petty jealousies,
讓他們開始內鬥
and you turn them against each other.
稍等
One sec.
抱歉
Sorry.
他們鬥起來的時候 我們奪回芭比樂園
While they're fighting, we take back Barbie Land.
難道"長期、遠距離
Does the title of long-term-distance casual
低投入成本的非正式女友"的頭銜 屁都不算嗎
low-commitment girlfriend mean nothing?
我們該怎麼辦
What do we do?
咱們一個一個教訓她們
We beach every individual one of them off.
不要
No.
我們要打仗
We go to war.
- 打芭比嗎 - 不 打肯
-Against the Barbies? -No, against the Kens.
- 自己打自己嗎 - 是其他的肯
-But we are the Kens. -The other Kens.
咱不能叫他們肯 不然會搞混的
We should probably call them something else so it doesn't get confusing.
不用啊 咱們自己知道啥意思
No, because we'll know what we mean.
但咱們上戰場了
But when we're on the battlefield
你來句"肯在四點鐘方向"
and you say "Ken at four o'clock,"
我咋知道這個肯是敵是友
how will I know if you mean us Kens or the other Kens?
因為 好哥們 咱們早上十點打
Because, my dudes, we attack at ten o'clock
利用好晨浪
and take advantage of the morning waves.
但會不會太早了 我們還想睡覺呢
But not so early 'cause we're gonna want to sleep in.
確實
Right.
咱們用什麼武器呢 我們沒槍
But what will we fight with? We have no guns.
就用網球拍和排球
Tennis rackets and volleyballs.
還有扇巴掌
And slap fights.
還有扯頭花
And beach offs.
- 太棒了 - 天才之舉
-Yes. -Oh, yeah.
♪ 似乎不論我怎麼做 ♪
♪ Doesn't seem to matter what I do ♪
♪ 我永遠是萬年老二 ♪
♪ I'm always number two ♪
♪ 沒有人知道我付出了多少 ♪
♪ No one knows how hard I tried ♪
♪ 心中的情緒 我無法詮釋 ♪
♪ Oh, I, I have feelings that I can't explain ♪
♪ 我要被逼瘋了 ♪
♪ Driving me insane ♪
♪ 我一生謙卑有禮 ♪
♪ All my life been so polite ♪
♪ 但今夜我只能獨自入睡 ♪
♪ But I'll sleep alone tonight ♪
♪ 因為我僅是肯 ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 其他任何地方 我都是滿分好男人 ♪
♪ Anywhere else I'd be a ten ♪
♪ 這是我的宿命嗎 ♪
♪ Is it my destiny to live and die ♪
♪ 一輩子只能是金髮嫩男 ♪
♪ A life of blonde fragility? ♪
♪ 我僅是肯 ♪
♪ I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 我的愛人把我當朋友 ♪
♪ Where I see love she sees a friend ♪
♪ 我要怎麼做 ♪
♪ What will it take for her ♪
♪ 才能讓她看到我內心的狂熱 ♪
♪ To see the man behind the tan ♪
♪ 能為我鬥爭 ♪
♪ And fight for me? ♪
我們馬里布海灘見
I'll see you on the Malibu beach!
衝啊
Charge!
♪ 你不能 肯 你做不到 肯 ♪
♪ You can't, Ken, you can't, Ken ♪
♪ 你做不到 肯 ♪
♪ You can't, Ken ♪
他們開始自相殘殺了
And now they destroy themselves.
你猜我在想什麼
You know what I think?
咱應該先把憲法改回去
I think we should put our freaking Constitution back.
- 對啊 - 好主意
- Yes. - That's a great idea.
這可真是個大馬蜂窩啊
This is a real hornet's nest in here.
注意兩邊
Watch your flank.
- 我中彈了 - 這是不可能的
-I got shot. -That's impossible.
- 這裡有真武器嗎 - 沒有
-Are there real weapons here? -Nope.
♪ 我想知道 愛情的滋味 ♪
♪ I wanna know what it's like to love ♪
♪ 真真切切感受到愛 ♪
♪ To be the real thing ♪
♪ 難道這是罪 ♪
♪ Is it a crime? ♪
♪ 愛上別人的我 難道不是天菜 ♪
♪ Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings? ♪
♪ 我的閃耀時刻已來到 還是我在臆想 ♪
♪ And is my moment finally here or am I dreaming? ♪
♪ 我可不愛做美夢 ♪
♪ I'm no dreamer ♪
♪ 肯 ♪
♪ Ken ♪
♪ 肯 ♪
♪ Ken ♪
♪ 你能感受到嗎 ♪
♪ Can you feel? ♪
♪ 可以嗎 ♪
♪ Can't you? ♪
♪ 肯 ♪
♪ Ken ♪
♪ 他們是肯 你是肯 我們都是肯 ♪
♪ They are, you are, we are ♪
♪ 我只是肯 ♪
♪ I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 其他任何地方 我都是滿分好男人 ♪
♪ Anywhere else I'd be a ten ♪
♪ 這是我的宿命嗎 ♪
♪ Is it my destiny to live and die ♪
♪ 一輩子只能是金髮嫩男 ♪
♪ A life of blonde fragility? ♪
♪ 我僅是肯 ♪
♪ I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 我的愛人把我當朋友 ♪
♪ Where I see love she sees a friend ♪
♪ 我要怎麼做 ♪
♪ What will it take for her ♪
♪ 才能讓她看到我內心的狂熱 ♪
♪ To see the man behind the tan ♪
♪ 能為我鬥爭 ♪
♪ And fight for me? ♪
♪ 我僅是肯 ♪
♪ I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 我受夠了 ♪
♪ And I'm enough ♪
♪ 我很會做事 ♪
♪ And I'm great at doing stuff ♪
♪ 所以 盡請期待我吧 ♪
♪ So, hey, check me out ♪
♪ 是啊 我只是肯 ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 我名叫肯 ♪
♪ My name's Ken ♪
♪ 我也是 ♪
♪ And so am I ♪
♪ 好哥們把手與我緊握 ♪
♪ Put that manly hand in mine ♪
♪ 嘿 世界 盡請期待我吧 ♪
♪ So, hey, world, check me out ♪
♪ 耶 我僅是肯 ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm just Ken ♪
♪ 寶貝 我只是肯 ♪
♪ Baby, I'm just Ken ♪
- 肯 肯 - 怎麼了
-Ken! Ken. -Huh? Yeah?
咱們今天不是要投票嗎
Weren't we supposed to vote today?
- 什麼 - 修憲投票啊
-What? -To change the Constitution.
- 是今天嗎 - 是的
-Oh, it was today, wasn't it? -Yeah.
好啦姐妹們 咱們開始吧
Okay, ladies, let's do this.
願意讓芭比樂園 重回正常的人
All those in favor of letting Barbie Land be Barbie Land,
說"Aye"
say "Aye."
我太開心啦
I'm so happy.
衝呀 芭比 衝呀 芭比 衝呀 芭比
Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie!
衝呀 芭比 衝呀 芭比 衝呀 芭比
Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie!
這是我的錯覺
Is it just my imagination,
怎麼感覺咱們的房屋屋 變得有點夢幻豪宅了
or did these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses just get dreamier?
因為這就是夢幻豪宅 操你們媽
That's because they're Dreamhouses, mother....
沒錯
That's right.
我們已經把芭比樂園憲法 恢復原狀了
We've reinstated the Barbie Land Constitution to what it should be.
而且所有芭比頭腦都恢復正常了
And restored all the Barbies' brains and autonomy.
沒錯
Yes!
而且我們徹底消毒了這些房子
And we seriously disinfected those houses.
我們怎麼辦
What do we do?
肯們
Kens!
- 我們要進攻誰 長官 - 不了
-Who are we attacking, sir? -No...
不要
No...
別看人家
Don't look at me!
他哭了嗎
Is he crying?
給我們點時間
Just give us a minute.
肯
Ken.
你還好嘛
Are you okay?
好得很
Yeah. Totally.
男人哭吧不是罪
It's okay if you're crying.
你知道的 我也哭了 感覺還挺奇妙的
You know, I cried too. It's actually kind of amazing.
我是個開明的好男人 我知道落淚不等同軟弱
I'm a liberated man. I know crying is not weak.
好呢
Okay.
你想坐起來幾分鐘嘛
You wanna sit up for a minute?
這就是..
This, uh...
管理國家太難了
It was hard running stuff.
我很不喜歡
I didn't love it.
我懂你
I get it.
而且這些迷你冰箱太小了
And those mini-fridges are so small.
- 確實 - 只能放六瓶飲料
- Mm-hmm. -You could only fit a six pack in them.
而且冷凍櫃壓根沒用
And the freezers are basically useless.
說實話 在我發現父權制的主體 不是馬的時候
To be honest, when I found out that patriarchy wasn't about horses,
我已經沒興趣了
I lost interest anyway.
沒事的
That's okay.
我一直覺得 這是我們的屋子
I always thought this would be our house.
肯
Ken.
我欠你一句對不起
I think I owe you an apology.
我很抱歉 把你的一切當成理所當然
I'm really sorry I took you for granted.
不是每晚 都必須跟姐妹一塊過的
Not every night had to be girls' night.
謝謝你說這些
Thank you for saying that.
謝謝你
Thank you.
等下 我不是這個意思
Oh. I didn't mean to suggest, uh...
離開你 我真的不知道自己是誰
I just don't know who I am without you.
你是肯啊
You're Ken.
那也是建立在 有芭比的基礎上的
But it's "Barbie and Ken."
根本沒有離開芭比的肯
There is no just "Ken."
我被創造的初衷就是這樣
That's why I was created.
我只有...
I only exist
在你溫暖凝視我的時候 才是真的活著
within the warmth of your gaze.
沒有它
Without it,
我只是個不會後空翻的 路人金髮男
I'm just another blond guy who can't do flips.
也許是時候 發掘一下肯的本色了
Maybe it's time to discover who Ken is.
- 好的 我懂你意思 - 好的
- Okay. I think I get it now. - Okay.
不要啊 我不是這個意思
No, no, no! This isn't the answer.
我覺得自己是小丑
I feel so stupid.
我看起來也好傻
I look so stupid.
我看起來像小丑
I look so stupid!
- 不是 - 你超帥的
- No! - So cool. You look so cool.
好了 肯
Okay. Ken,
你要領悟出 在沒有我的時候 自己是什麼樣的人
you have to figure out who you are without me.
為什麼
Why?
你是自己的女友
You're not your girlfriend.
也不是房子 更不是那件貂皮大衣
You're not your house, you're not your mink.
- 海灘呢 - 也不是
- Beach? - Nope.
你才不為海灘活 / 你根本不是婊男
You're not even beach.
可能那些你自認為 造就你的所有事物
Maybe all the things that you thought made you you
並不是真的你
aren't... really you.
可能人人都說沒有芭比 就沒有肯
Maybe it's Barbie and...
但你就是肯
it's Ken.
肯就是...
Ken is...
我嗎
me?
是的
Yes.
肯就是我
Ken is me!
我也是獨立的芭比
And I'm Barbie.
肯
Ken...
就是我
is me!
肯就是我
Ken is me!
- 肯就是我 - 肯就是我
-Ken is me! -Ken is me!
我是不是肯都無所謂
I don't even care about being Ken anymore.
我真的很想念好朋友芭比
I just miss my friend Barbie!
- 太酷了 - 芭比
-That's cool! -Barbie!
在這呢
I'm right here.
肯
Ken!
我想把這個送給你
I want you to have it.
嗷 你人還怪好呢
Aw. That's nice.
我們只是因為不知道自己是誰 才會打架
We were only fighting because we didn't know who we were.
肯就是我
Ken is me!
肯說得對
Ken is right.
當領導太難了
It's just so hard to be a leader.
那是我上司
That's my boss.
嚇死我了
Ahh.
蜜姬 差點被你嚇暈
Midge, gosh.
她不是被咱停產了
I thought we discontinued her.
你知道有多少次
Look, do you know how many times
我想站在董事會大喊
I've wanted to stand up in a board meeting and just say,
"咱們能互撓痒痒嗎"
"Can we just tickle each other?"
- 真假 - 咱們來個公司團建
-Really? -Let's have a company retreat
互撓痒痒吧
and just tickle each other.
誰撓我一下 誰撓我一下
Someone get me. Someone get me.
我喜歡被撓
I love being tickled.
不不不 別抱我 別抱我
No, no, no. Don't hug me. Don't hug me.
但感謝芭比
But thanks to the Barbies,
我也從這場苦難里解脫了 沒丟掉飯碗
I, too, can now relieve myself of this heavy existential burden while
還保住了我CEO的頭銜
holding on to the very real title of CEO.
而且我們能把芭比樂園 完全恢復原狀
And we can restore everything in Barbie Land to exactly the way it was.
- 美泰先生 我... - 請 叫我老媽
-Mister Mattel, I just-- -Please. Call me Mother.
還是不叫了吧
No, thank you.
我不覺得所有事物 都要回歸原樣
I don't think that things should go back to the way that they were.
不該有芭比或是肯活在陰影中
No Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadows.
艾倫也是
Or Allan.
- 嘿 - 我嗎
-Hey. -Me?
- 是呢 - 你好
-Yeah. -Oh. Hello.
我想說
I just want to say,
很抱歉 我們人前人後都喊你怪人芭比
I'm sorry we called you Weird Barbie behind your back and also to your face.
沒事啦 挺好的
That's okay. I'm owning it.
你想在我的內閣工作嗎
Would you like a job in my cabinet?
我能管理公共衛生嗎
May I please have sanitation?
成交了
It's yours.
- 啊謝謝你 - 沒事啦
- Yeah, thank you. - All right.
總統女士
Madam President.
請問能不能讓肯做最高法院法官
Please, may the Kens have one Supreme Court Justice?
這可不行
Oh, I can't do that.
不過可以做下級巡迴法院的法官
But maybe a lower circuit court judgeship.
可以啊 能穿長袍就好了
We accept. As long as we can wear robes.
肯總要有個開始嘛
Well, the Kens have to start somewhere.
總有一天
And one day,
肯們在芭比樂園獲得的權利、產生的影響
the Kens will have as much power and influence in Barbie Land
會和現實世界的女性一樣多
as women have in the Real World.
不 我不想說
No, I don't want to.
- 說吧 - 不行
-Just go! -I can't.
- 成熟點 去吧 - 我有個想法
-Grow up and go. -I have an idea.
講講你的奇思妙想吧 孩子
Tell me your secret dream, child.
為什麼不生產一個普通芭比
Okay, what about Ordinary Barbie?
她並不特別 也不是什麼總統
She's not extraordinary. She's not president of anything,
也可能是
or maybe she is.
她可能是個媽媽 也可能不是
Maybe she's a mom. Maybe she's not.
因為想做媽媽沒問題
Because it's okay to just want to be a mom,
想做總統也沒問題 或者一位母親總統 也無妨
or to wanna be president or a mom who is president.
或者是不想做總統的媽媽
Or not a mom who's also not president.
她只有一件喜歡的上衣
She just has a flattering top,
而且她只想自我感覺良好的
and she wants to get through the day
過完這一天
feeling kinda good about herself.
這個想法真的很爛
That's a terrible idea.
但能賺錢
Yeah, that's going to make money.
媽呀 普通芭比 我愛了 太棒了
Oh. Ordinary Barbie. I love it. Fantastic.
太棒了
Okay, great.
- 很棒 - 酷
-Great. -Cool.
- 是呢 - 可以嘛
-Yes. -We good?
我覺得可以 是吧
I think we're good, right?
話不多說 開干吧
All right, let's begin the work
關閉兩個世界的傳送門
to close the portal between our two worlds.
嘿 那芭比怎麼辦
Hey, what about Barbie?
你什麼意思
What do you mean?
那芭比怎麼辦
Yeah, what about Barbie?
她的結局是什麼 她有什麼回報
What's her ending? What does she get?
這還不簡單 她跟肯熱戀唄
Well, that's easy. She's in love with Ken.
她的歸宿才不是這樣的
That is not her ending.
我不會跟肯熱戀的
I'm not in love with Ken.
你想要什麼
What do you want?
我不知道 我...
I don't know. I'm...
我也不是很清楚 自己該何去何從
I'm not really sure where I belong anymore.
我覺得自己沒有結局
I don't think I have an ending.
這才是重點
That was always the point.
是我創造的你 芭比的故事永無盡頭
I created you so you wouldn't have an ending.
是你
It's you.
你是美泰的露絲
You're Ruth from Mattel.
寶貝 我就是美泰
Baby, I am Mattel.
在國稅局找我喝茶之前是 串台了
Until the IRS got to me, but that's another movie.
所以你是
So, you're...
露絲·哈德勒 芭比的發明人
Ruth Handler. Inventor of Barbie.
什麼
What?
太酷了
That's so cool.
她的魂魄一直逗留在公司17層
Her ghost keeps an office on the 17th floor.
- 什麼 -什麼情況
- What? - What?
大傢伙啊
You guys,
你們覺得發明芭比的人 必須要跟芭比長得一樣嘛
you think the lady who invented Barbie looks like Barbie?
晚年的時候 露絲不幸患上乳腺癌 雙乳切除
我是個一米52的老太婆 而且還做了雙乳切除手術
I'm a five-foot-nothing grandma with a double mastectomy...
我還偷稅漏稅
...and tax evasion issues.
沒人長得像芭比啦
Nobody looks like Barbie,
當然啦 除芭比之外 得瑟下吧 寶貝
except, of course, Barbie. Take a bow, honey.
我已經 不覺得自己是芭比了
I don't really feel like Barbie anymore.
過來 咱娘倆散散步
Come, walk with me.
謝謝你
Thank you.
謝謝你芭比
Thank you, Barbie.
謝謝你
Thank you.
我不太確定 自己現在該怎麼做
I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do now.
我一直都是經典款芭比
I've always been Stereotypical Barbie,
我真不覺得自己擅長什麼事情
and I don't think I'm really good at anything else.
你可是把芭比樂園 從父權制手裡救回來了啊
You saved Barbie Land from patriarchy.
都是團隊幫忙啦
That was very much a group effort.
你幫了那對母女 讓她們心連心
And you helped that mother and daughter connect.
是她們互相救贖
They really helped each other.
莫非你是謙遜款芭比
Maybe you're Self-Effacing Barbie?
也可能我不再是芭比了呢
Maybe I'm not Barbie anymore.
你要知道 凡人生命終將油盡燈枯
You understand that humans only have one ending.
但創意永存於世 人類可就沒那麼幸運了
Ideas live forever, humans not so much.
你知道的 是吧
You know that, right?
我知道
I do.
做個人類 也有很多不舒服的呢
Being a human can be pretty uncomfortable.
我清楚
I know.
人類總在搞事 創造了父權制 還有芭比
Humans make things up like patriarchy and Barbie
只是為了應對社會中的不適
just to deal with how uncomfortable it is.
我理解
I understand that.
然後人還會死
And then you die.
是呢
Yeah.
是啊
Yeah.
我想當一個人類
I want to be a part of the people
一個有意義的人
that make meaning.
而不是被製造出的物件
Not the thing that's made.
我希望自己可以思考創造 而不是做個創意
I want to do the imagining. I don't wanna be the idea.
您能理解我的意思嗎
Does that make sense?
我一直相信 芭比會給我驚喜
I always knew that Barbie would surprise me,
但我沒想到會這樣
but I never expected this.
您可以允許我 變成人類嗎
Do you give me permission to become human?
你不需要我允許呀
You don't need my permission.
但你發明的我 你..
But you're the creator. You...
難道不要控制我嗎
Don't you control me?
我不能控制你
I can't control you
就像我不能控制自己的女兒一樣
any more than I can control my own daughter.
我給你取了她的名字 芭芭拉
I named you after her, Barbara.
我對你充滿希望 就像希望她前路無礙一樣
And I always hoped for you like I hoped for her.
母親會留在原地
We mothers stand still
女兒回頭看 就能知道自己走了多遠
so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come.
所以變成人類 我不需要...
So, being human's not something I need to...
請示或祈求嗎 我直接..
ask for or even want? I can just...
領悟了大道 就可成人嗎
It's something that I just discover I am?
憑良心說 我不能讓你在迷茫的情況下
I can't in good conscience let you take this leap
盲目的跨出這一步
without you knowing what it means.
握住我的手
Take my hands.
閉上眼
Now close your eyes.
用心感受吧
Now feel.
♪ I used to float ♪
♪ Now I just fall down ♪
♪ I used to know ♪
♪ But I'm not sure now ♪
♪ What I was made for ♪
♪ What was I made for? ♪
♪ 'Cause I... 'Cause I... ♪
♪ I don't know how to feel ♪
♪ But I want to try ♪
♪ I don't know how to feel ♪
♪ But someday I might ♪
♪ Someday I might ♪
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
我願意
Yes.
所以 芭比離開了粉色塑料的芭比樂園
So, Barbie left behind the pastels and plastics of Barbie Land
選擇了勇闖洛杉磯
for the pastels and plastics of Los Angeles.
好啦 謝謝你載我
Okay. Thanks for the lift.
你可以的
You got this.
我真的為你驕傲
I'm really proud of you.
我為你感到"腳"傲（西班牙語）
Estoy muy orguoso de ti.
讀音有問題哦
Orgulloso.
驕傲 感到驕傲
Orgulloso... Orgulloso de ti.
很棒哦 很準啦
There you go. Close enough.
你們太好啦 謝謝你 謝謝
You guys are the best. Thank you. Thank you.
干就完了
Okay. Whew! Let's do this.
沒問題的（西班牙語）
Si se puede.
著名的美國民權領袖Cesar Chavez 曾使用這個口號
這是政治宣言 太正式啦
That's a political statement.
不太合適啦 老爹
That's appropriation, Dad.
- 你做完了 我們在這等你哦 - 我們愛你
- We'll be here when you're done. -We love you!
- 好的 - 我們愛你
-Okay. -We love you!
嗨
Hi.
姓名
Name?
我姓漢德勒 名是芭芭拉
Handler, comma, Barbara.
您來這裡看什麼病呢 芭芭拉
And what are you here for today, Barbara?
我來看我的婦科醫生
I'm here to see my gynecologist.