改编自吉米哈利著作
万物既伟大又渺小 第二季 第五集
哈利先生 霍顿先生在院子里等着你 Mr Hulton's waiting for you in the yard, Mr Herriot.
谢谢 Thank you.
（拦畜沟栅）
霍尔太太 Mrs Hall?
霍尔太太 你看看这个 Look at this, Mrs Hall.
我的板球衣上有个洞 There's a hole in my cricket flannels.
看来是如此 So there is.
我周日不能穿有洞的衣服去打板球啊 庞弗里夫人会怎么说？ I can't wear them on Sunday with a hole. What would Mrs Pumphrey say?
幸好上帝发明了织补 It's a good thing the Lord invented darning then.
是 谢谢 Right. Thank you.
我刚刚与理查奥德森谈过了 是吗？ I've just been speaking to Richard Alderson. Oh, aye?
周日的比赛我们还缺一人 Apparently, we're still a man short for Sunday.
少了首席击球手已经够惨了 It's bad enough that we've lost our top batsman.
崔斯坦 我知道你还在生我的气 Tristan, I know you're still unhappy with me,
但这可是板球赛啊 but this - this is cricket.
在庞弗里庄园举办的年度达罗比板球赛 The annual Darrowby match at Pumphrey Manor.
你这样不只是在惩罚我 而是让整支球队都失望了 You're not just punishing me, you know, you're letting down the whole team.
听着 我早就跟你说过 我不能再为达罗比11人队比赛了 Look, I told you, I can't play for the Darrowby 11 any more.
那真是胡说八道 Oh, that's just nonsense!
受邀的只有当地农民和兽医 It's for local farmers and vets by invitation.
而我上次确认过了 我什么都不是 And I, last time I checked, am neither.
哈利 Herriot.
非常感谢你过来一趟 不客气 Thanks so much for coming out. No trouble at all.
你有头公牛需要穿环吧？ I understand you've a bull needs ringing?
没错 这边请 I do indeed. This way.
詹姆斯，你最近怎么样？ 生活过的好吗？ So, how have you been, James? Life treating you well?
不错，对生活无所抱怨 Uh, yes, no complaints.
那你呢，待在法国怎么样？ How about you, how was France?
哇，其实那很不错 Oh, it was really rather good, actually.
晴空万里，山珍海味 还有那优质的葡萄酒. Excellent weather, fine food, plenty of wine.
十分不错的生活 Very nice.
就是这头 牠叫蒙蒂 Here he is. This is Monty.
只有一岁大 但很强壮 Only a year old, but he's a powerful fellow.
看得出来 No, I can see that!
我们今天得运走牠 We also need to move him later today,
所以请你穿好环后 为牠打镇静剂 so if you could sedate him once you've got the ring in.
没问题 That shouldn't be a problem.
不过 我需要更多人手来按住牠 I will need a couple more men to hold him, though.
休说是有关于公牛的事吗？ So, Hugh definitely said it was about a bull?
他就是这么说的 有头新生公牛需要穿环 That's what he said. He's got a new bull that needs ringing.
他还特别指定吉米？ And he specifically asked for James?
是的 He did.
肯定与海伦有关 It's about Helen. It's got to be.
我认为吉米终于露馅了 I reckon James' sins finally found him out.
别说蠢话了 吉米又没做错什么 Don't be daft. James has done nothing wrong.
你跟休·霍顿说啊 Tell that to Hugh Hulton.
很快就好 I won't be a moment.
我要为牠注射局部麻醉剂 Just going to give him an injection of local anaesthetic.
大部分兽医不是都直接打洞吗？ Don't most vets just go ahead and punch the hole?
没错 They do...
我认为这种方法比较好 I find this way works better.
好 快完成了 All right, almost done...
放轻松 Easy now.
你看看 牠一点都没有不舒服 Huh, look at that. Didn't bother him at all.
通常都很管用 It usually works.
现在只差环了 Now, we just need the ring...
我待在法国这段期间是不是错过了很多？ So have I missed very much while I've been away in France?
不 我想没有吧 Er, no, not that I can think of.
达罗比没出什么事吗？ No great Darrowby dramas to report?
没有 一切都按部就班运作 No, just things chugging along, you know.
你常与海伦见面吗？ Have you seen much of Helen?
不 没有经常 No, not a great deal.
但是偶尔会见到 But, well, now and again, you know.
她看起来不错吧？ She seems well, does she?
是啊 我想是吧 Yes... Yes, far as I can tell.
好了 那我们继续吧？ Right, shall we get on with this, then?
我待会要去赫斯顿农庄 是吗？ I'm going up there later, actually, to Heston Grange. Oh, yes?
天啊 蒙蒂 放轻松 Whoa! Easy, Monty.
吉米 你还好吗？ I say, James, are you all right?
好了 蒙蒂 冷静 Come on, Monty now. Calm down.
我还活着 I think I'll live.
那就好 Glad to hear it.
那么情况如何？ So what's the verdict?
还有希望吗 Any hope?
总是有希望的 Oh, there's always hope.
调整螺帽有点紧 但只要我转松一点 The adjustment nut's a bit stiff, but once I've worked it loose,
就可以提起钟摆 钟便能正常运作 I can raise the bob and she'll run right to time.
这么简单吗？ That's all it needs?
必须知道要提起多少幅度 Well, you have to know how far to raise it.
当然 Oh, of course.
肯定需要很多专业知识 I don't doubt it takes a lot of expertise.
那我也不懂 Oh, don't know about that.
最重要的是必须记住 钟摆低了钟就会变慢 而左侧有点低 The main thing to remember is lower is slower and left is lower.
转到右边 钟走得就会快了 Turn it to the right, it'll go faster.
没错 That's it.
你们家有人打板球啊 Ah, so you've a cricketer in the house.
有两个人 Hm? Oh, we've two.
但参加周日比赛的是法南兄弟的哥哥 But it's Mr Farnon Senior who's playing in the match on Sunday.
老实说 我从来都不懂板球有什么吸引力 To be honest, I've never understood the appeal.
虽然我是约克郡人 I know, and I call myself a Yorkshireman!
你会去看比赛吧？ You'll be at the match, I take it?
我会的 其实我会担任记分员 I will. In fact, I'll be scoring.
你是板球专家吗？ Ah, so you're something of an expert?
业余爱好者吧 An amateur enthusiast, perhaps.
总之… Anyway, I'll...
我就不打扰你了 I'll let you get on.
谢谢你的茶 Oh, and thanks for the tea. Mm-hm.
你怎么一身脏兮兮的 What happened to you?
险些失手 Bit of a near-miss.
和谁一起？ Who with?
一头庞大且愤怒的公牛 A very large, very angry bull.
那你换衣物去吧 Ah. Well, book it.
休说他几点到？ What time did Hugh say he'd be up?
11点 11 o'clock.
他说是因为租约的事吗？ And he just said it where about the lease?
是的 He did.
你觉得他想卖吗？他过来就是要说这件事吗？ So d'you think he wants to sell? Is that what he's coming to tell us?
我知道的不比你多 You know as much as I do.
如果他因为我与他之间的事 决定不续租怎么办？ What if he's decided not to renew the lease because of what happened between me and him?
那我想你没嫁给他真是对极了 Then I'd say you were right not to marry him.
我把所有衣物放进桶了 I put everything in the bucket.
好的 Good.
这些衣服得浸泡一个晚上 Those clothes will be needing to soak overnight.
-你疼吗？ -无伤大雅的，稍微擦破了皮 -Are you hurt? -Mm, just a bit bruised.
主要我的自尊心受到了打击 It was mainly my pride that took a bashing.
休怎么样呢？ And how was Hugh?
他没事 Fine.
奇怪的是，他喜欢感受这份快乐 Better than fine, he seemed full of the joys of spring.
-确定吗？ -他问过海伦了. -Is that right? -He asked after Helen.
噢，是吗？ Oh, yes?
我没有足够的勇气告诉他 I didn't have the guts to tell him.
她亲口跟他说一声比较好 Well, probably best he hears it from her.
或许吧 Maybe.
无论如何 Either way,
这对你和海伦来说没什么区别 it'll not make any difference to you and Helen.
不...我想也没有 No. No, I suppose not.
达罗比 2297 Darrowby, 2-2-9-7.
抱歉 我听不清楚 I'm sorry, I can barely hear you.
庞弗里夫人 你好 有什么事吗？ Ah, Mrs Pumphrey! Hello, is everything all right?
法南先生？ Mr Farnon?
不 我知道了 No, I see.
当然 如果事情很棘手的话 Well of course, if it's a matter of "great delicacy".
我现在就告诉他 I'll tell him now.
庞弗里夫人打来的 她问你能否去庄园一趟 That was Mrs Pumphrey. She asked if you could go up to the manor.
她不想让吴淘气的哈利叔叔过去吗？ Doesn't she want Tricki's Uncle Herriot?
看来不想 Apparently not.
她说这件事需要非常谨慎 She said the matter requires the utmost discretion.
有意思 Intriguing. Mm-hm!
“非常谨慎”？ "The utmost discretion"?
-到底是什么事？-我也不知道 -What's all that about? -I've no idea
她说只能与西格弗德当面讨论 - she said she'll only discuss it with Siegfried... In person.
从实招来吧 你去霍顿庄园时发生了什么事？ So, spill the beans. What happened at Hulton Hall?
没什么啊 Not a great deal.
什么？休没为了海伦与你决斗吗？ What, Hugh didn't challenge you to a duel for Helen's hand?
抱歉让你失望了 但没有 I'm sorry to disappoint you, but, no.
他见到海伦了吗？ Well, has he seen her yet?
还没 但他说他今天晚点会过去 Er, no, he said he was going up later today.
那没让你心烦吗？ And that doesn't bother you?
当然不会 我为什么要心烦？ Of course not. Why should it?
没什么 No reason.
你要去哪？没有 Where are you off to? Nowhere.
我只是… 要去办点事 I just, erm... I need run an errand. Oh.
他来了 He's here!
他来了 He's here.
你好 你好 Hullo there. How do.
你平安回来了？ You got back all right, then?
是的 谢谢 I did. Yes. Thank you.
我为你泡杯茶吧？ Can I make you a cup of tea?
不了… 谢谢 我不能久留 Er, no, no, thanks. I can't stay long.
你说你想谈谈租约的事？ You said you wanted to speak to us about the lease?
是的… 没错 Yes, yes, that's right. Er...
那我们开始吧 Ah, here we go.
我打算让你们续租农场 I intend to renew the lease on the farm
将租期延长20年 for the agreed period of 20 years,
按照我们目前的合约 as per our existing contract,
但有一些附加条款 but with a couple of additional stipulations.
律师将海伦与珍妮的名字加了进去 The lawyers have added Helen's and Jenny's names
指明她们也将以同样的条件继承租约 and specified that they'll inherit the lease on the same terms.
如果她们想继续在农场耕作的话 That's assuming that they want to continue farming.
太棒了 谢谢你 That's wonderful. Thank you.
休 谢谢你 Thank you, Hugh.
你能这样做真是太好了 It's very good of you.
这没什么 我几年前就该这么做了 Not at all, it's...something that should have been done years ago,
但是 以前似乎没有必要 but erm...Well, it didn't really seem necessary before.
总之 我想这份合约 应该都记载清楚了 Anyway, I think that just about covers it.
我不想占用太多时间 I don't want to take up too much of your time,
但我想带你们去农场看个东西 but there's something I'd like to show you, back at the farm.
我不明白 I don't understand.
可以把牠视为补偿或道歉 Consider it a replacement, or apology,
你们卖掉了最后的公牛 一定遇到很多困难吧 if you like, for the difficulties with the sale of your last bull.
休 这太贵重了 Hugh, this is too much…
我们不能接受牠 We can't accept this.
拜托 奥德森先生 这对我来说意义重大 Please, Mr Alderson. It would mean a great deal.
牠是优良的种畜 身体状况极佳 He's good breeding stock, excellent condition...
尽管如此… Ah, well even so…
我真的很想补偿你们 I would really like to make amends.
爸 我们考虑一下吧？ Dad, why don't we think about it, eh?
拜托了 That's all I ask.
先暂时把牠留在这里 等你们决定后再告诉我 Just keep him here for now and let me know what you decide.
那好吧 Right. All right, then.
太好了 Excellent.
好 我该走了 Right, better get on.
休 你这么急着走吗？ Hugh. Do you have to rush straight off?
恐怕是的 我不在的时候庄园方面堆积了很多事务 Afraid so. Estate business has rather piled up while I've been away.
周日的板球比赛会见到你吧？ No doubt see you at the cricket on Sunday.
会的 那就好 You will. Jolly good.
真是谢谢你来 Thank you so much for coming.
不客气 我听说把戏最近不太舒服？ Not at all, I understand Tricki has been rather distressed?
牠变了很多 He's not himself at all.
不吃食物吗？昏昏欲睡？ Is he off his food? Feeling lethargic?
不… 那方面没有问题 Oh, no, no, there's no problem in that department.
事实上 牠的胃口还比以前更好 In fact, if anything, his appetite's more robust than ever.
只是… No, it's just, erm...
牠变得… He's become...
越来越… ..increasingly...
多情 ..amorous towards things.
挺令人不安的 It's quite unsettling.
最后 我只好把牠的垫子拿走 In the end, I had to take his cushion away.
我明白了 I see...
我们去看看牠吧？ Well, let's have a look at him, shall we?
庞弗里夫人 你描述的那种行为相当正常 You know, Mrs Pumphrey, the behaviour you're describing, is perfectly normal.
把戏是正值壮年的健康动物 Tricki's a healthy animal in the prime of life.
因此 牠正在经历一些非常自然的… And, as such, he's experiencing some very natural…
冲动 Urges.
但牠还只是小狗狗啊 Yes, but he's just a baby!
牠从没有兴趣做… He's never shown the slightest bit of interest in...
那种事 ..that sort of thing.
这代表你把牠照顾得非常好 Well, it's a testament to the excellent level of care he's been receiving.
牠的体重减轻 运动量增加 His weight's gone down, his exercise has gone up.
显然各方面都更活跃了 He's obviously feeling a great deal livelier in every department.
方索瓦曾说过有次他们出门时 You know, Francois did say that on one of their outings,
牠好像很想进去汉肖家的院子 he seemed intent on getting into Mr Handshaw's yard.
汉肖先生有养狗吗？ And does Mr Handshaw own a dog at all?
有的 一只梗犬 Oh, yes, a terrier.
名叫贝拉吧 Named Bella, I believe.
那就可以解释了 Well, that would certainly explain it.
不是昏昏欲睡 而是兴致高昂 Less lethargic, more lothario.
那该怎么阻止牠呢？ So what can be done to discourage it?
恐怕欲望是难以阻止的吧 I'm afraid the heart wants what it wants,
对把戏来说 牠渴望的就是贝拉 which, in Tricki's case, would seem to be Bella.
天啊 Oh, dear.
有一种有效的处理方法 一个相当简单的手术 There is one effective course of action. It's a fairly simple procedure…
不… 法南先生 不行 Oh, no, no, no, no, Mr Farnon, no.
不能给牠吃点… Can't you just give him
镇静剂就好吗？ a calming draught of some sort?
抱歉 庞弗里夫人 牠必须结扎 I'm sorry, Mrs Pumphrey. He'll have to be fixed.
不做的话 吴淘气会继续追求欲望 直到成功为止 If not, Tricki will simply continue his pursuit until he succeeds.
你好 吉米 Hello, James.
你好 珍妮 Hello, Jenny.
还有史卡夫 Hello, Scruff.
快来看看休·霍顿送了我们什么 Wait till you see what Hugh Hulton's brought us.
它是一个大块头，魁梧且巨大 He's gonna be absolutely massive!
它真的是啊！ He really is!
你见过这样的公牛吗？ Have you ever seen anything like it?
牠的配种费一定值得高价 And he'll be worth a fortune in stud fees.
但休一分钱都不收 But Hugh won't accept a penny for him,
说是为了表示歉意 因为他想弥补过去的错误 says it's an apology, because he wants to move forward with a clean slate.
珍妮 快去烧水 Jenny, run and put the kettle on.
爸待会一定想喝茶 吉米也要 Dad'll be wanting a brew and I'm sure James'd like one.
好吧 Fine.
纯种公牛 真棒的礼物 A pedigree bull. Quite the gift.
我知道 我们根本没想到 I know. It were the last thing we expected.
还没决定要不要收下 We haven't said we'll take him yet.
我爸觉得太贵重了 但即使如此… Dad thinks it's far too much, but even so...
你本来还担心他不续约 And there you were, worried he might not even renew the lease.
我知道 那件事现在也解决了 I know, that's all sorted now too.
他甚至加上我和珍妮的名字 好让我们以后能继承 He's even added mine and Jenny's names, so it'll be ours to inherit.
好吧 他做得真不错 Right. That's very decent of him.
你好 Now, then...
奥德森先生 Mr Alderson.
你觉得呢？ What do you reckon?
-牠是优秀种牛 -确实 -He's a fine specimen. -He is that.
爸 雷格达顿有好消息吗？ 没有 Any luck with Reg Dutton, dad? Nah,
他还在里斯顿谷地 he's still over in Listondale.
周日的板球赛我爸他们缺一位球员 Dad's a player down for match on Sunday.
是吗？ Oh, yes?
休回来后 他们处境会很艰难 And with Hugh back, they'll be really up against it.
休在另一队吗？ 他是队长 Hugh's on the opposing team? He's captain.
还是明星球员 Not to mention the star player.
他是他们球队总是赢球的关键 He's the main reason they always win.
并非总是如此 Er, not always.
虽然无可否认 休确实是厉害的投手 Though Hugh is a good bowler, there's no denying it.
奥德森先生 如果你缺人手 我很乐意帮忙 You know, Mr Alderson, if you need an extra man, I'd be happy to help out.
我不知道你会打板球 I didn't know you played.
偶尔会打 好吧 Yes, well, now and again... Oh, aye.
孩子 你觉得自己行吗？ You reckon you're up to it, do you, lad?
当然 Absolutely.
好 那就加上你吧 Right. You're in.
（板球入门）
我真的不太会打板球 I'm really not much of a cricketer,
但我猜如果只是友谊赛 应该不用太担心 but I guess if it's just a friendly match, it's not too much to worry about.
友谊赛？ Friendly?
吉米 我没有夸大 但这可说是板球史上最重要的赛事了 James, I would not be exaggerating to say that this is the most important game in the cricketing calendar.
每年一次 达罗比11人都会对上霍顿庄园邀请来的绅士高手 Once a year, the Darrowby 11 goes up against the might of Hulton Hall's invited gentlemen,
为达罗比的荣耀而战 playing for the honour of Darrowby.
然后全军覆没 那不是重点 And get annihilated. That's hardly the point.
吉米 这绝对是个重要活动 It's really quite the event, James.
庞弗里夫人在自己的土地上举办比赛 Mrs Pumphrey holds it on her own private ground.
抱歉 她还有自己的板球场？ Sorry, she has a cricket pitch?
是啊 在果园那头 Ground, yes, down beyond the orchard.
那位老夫人是彻底的板球狂热球迷 The old dear's completely cricket-mad.
你说你“不太会打板球” 意思是… So, when you say you're "not much of a cricketer"...?
-我比较擅长足球 -但你打过吗？ Well, football's more my game. But you have played?
一、两次 可能只有一次 Once or twice, probably just once.
天啊 Oh, dear.
我不知道这比赛这么重要 Well, I had no idea it was so important.
非常重要 Oh, I'd say it's important!
对约克郡人来说 最重要的就是国王、上帝、板球 For a Yorkshireman, it goes King, God, Cricket.
如果搞砸了 人们会把你吊在广场上 I mean, if you get this wrong, they'll string you up in the town square.
真是胡扯 Oh, fiddlesticks!
吉米很灵敏 体格也不赖 虽然没什么经验 但是… James is fast and he's fit. All right, it's not his game, but
经过一点指导后 他就会表现很好 with a bit of coaching, he'll do perfectly well.
没错 Quite right.
我们很快就会把你训练起来 We'll soon whip you into shape, lad.
只剩下一天半的时间了 有14、15个小时的白天吧？ So, we've a day and a half. That's what, 14, 15 hours of sunlight?
你之前打过板球 觉得自己比较擅长击球还是投球？ Now, when you played before, would you say you were more of a batsman or a bowler?
都不太擅长 Well, neither really.
那是在特伦的海滩上 可能比较象是法式板球 It was on the beach at Troon and it was probably more what you would call French cricket.
但不可能比足球困难吧？至少在板球赛不会有人铲球 But it can't be any tougher than football. At least in cricket, no-one tackles you.
那是你还没见过朝你飞来的时速80英里板球 You haven't had a cricket ball coming at you at 80 mph.
说真的 吉米 那可能要了你的命 Seriously, James, one of those could kill you.
好 跟我来 Right, follow me.
杰茜 快点 Jess, come on, give that,
把那东西给我 男生们要打板球 the boys need it for the cricket.
谢谢 好 来吧 Thank you. Right, come on.
好 吉米 就击球位置 记住 下半身站稳、头看球 Right, James. Take your guard. Remember, middle and leg, head over the ball,
挺直背 重心在前脚上 straight back. Weight on the front foot…
漂亮轻松的高球 And nice easy lob...
你要保持击球姿势 You need to maintain your guard.
他打得怎么样？再试一次 How's he getting on? Try again...
你可以帮你兄弟一下吧？ You could give your brother a hand.
好 他可以为把我当傻瓜道歉 Yes, and he could apologise for treating me like a fool.
但我认为那不可能发生 But I don't see that happening any time soon either.
再来 And...
吉米 请专心 我… James, please, try to concentrate! I...!
好 再来一次 就击球位置 下半身站稳… Right, once more, take your guard, middle and leg...
看在上帝的份上 吉米 给我吧 Oh, for the love of God. James, pass it here.
别一直想着要打到球 Right, don't even think about hitting it,
只要想着拦住球就好 拦住球？你只要在球过来时拦住它就好 just think about blocking it. Blocking it? You just need to get behind the ball and stop it, all right?
来吧 Come on.
只要球没击中你的腿或三柱门 你就能继续击球 As long as it doesn't hit your leg or the wicket, you'll stay in.
不仅如此 还有… Well, there's a little more to it, than that...
不 对吉米来说这样就够了 但就如往常一样 No, there isn't, not for James. But, as ever, you're making everything
你总是把每件事都复杂化一万倍 10,000 times more complicated than it has to be...
他得知道该怎么做啊 He needs to know what he should be doing...
不 他需要你别再用不重要的细节混淆他 No, he needs you to stop confusing him with pointless stuff.
让他喘口气 他会自己看着办的 Just let the man breathe and he'll work it out for himself.
拿去 吉米 试试看吧 James. Here, give it a try.
对 就是这样 放松点 Right, that's it, just relax,
你要做的就是拦住球 all you need to do is block it.
成功了 当然 It worked! Course it did.
现在 记住最基本的规则 Now, just remember the cardinal rule -
千万不要离开门柱 never step away from your stumps.
虽然气氛很差但他至少帮上忙了 Well, at least he's making himself useful. Despite the injured air.
他觉得你欠他一句道歉 He feels you still owe him an apology.
真是胡扯 Utter nonsense.
崔斯 你在学校常打板球吗？ So, you played a lot of cricket at school, then, did you, Triss?
是啊 常常打 Yes, fair bit.
你是第一代11人队的队长吧？ Captain of the first 11, weren't you?
达罗比 2297 Darrowby, 2-2-9-7.
是 我们在预备学校的球队很厉害 Yes, we had a pretty strong team at the prep school.
连续三年卫冕校际杯冠军 Even won the inter-school cup three years in a row.
我都不知道 I didn't know that.
你不知道吗？我们还创下12岁以下的新纪录 No? We actually set a new record for the Under 12s.
爸每场比赛都会来 The old man came to every match.
爸以前会看你打球？ Pa used to watch you play?
他早上开车过来 我们会打一整天 He'd drive up in the mornings and we'd make a day of it.
你知道他有多喜欢板球 是啊 You know how he loved cricket. Yes.
没错 他的确很喜欢 Yes, I suppose he did.
法南先生 Mr Farnon,
是庞弗里夫人 Mrs Pumphrey.
她说她急需你的协助 She says she's in dire need of your assistance.
庞弗里夫人 需要什么帮助呢？ Mrs Pumphrey, what can I do for you?
工人们正在为明天的比赛搭品茶帐篷 The workmen were putting up the tea tent for tomorrow, you see,
方索瓦忙得不可开交 and Francois was clearly distracted.
然后可怜的吴淘气冲出了大门 跑啊跑的… And, erm, poor Tricki, I mean, he dashed through the main gate and just ran and ran…
所以吴淘气跑丢了吗？ So Tricki is missing?
-吉米 脚要朝着球的方向 -不 不完全是 牠… -Foot to the bridge of the ball, James! -Well, no, not, not exactly. He was, erm…
牠朝汉肖家的院子跑去了 He was heading in the direction of Mr Handshaw's yard.
我真的不能让方索瓦… Ah. And I really can't ask Francois...
不 当然 让我来解决吧 No, of course. Er, leave... leave it with me,
庞弗里夫人 你不必担心 Mrs Pumphrey, you've nothing to worry about.
谢谢… Oh, thank you, thank you!
法南先生 见到吴淘气后 Mr Farnon, when you see Tricki,
你能不能假装是碰巧路过？ could you pretend that you just happened to be passing?
牠极度重视隐私 He's terribly private,
我不希望牠感到尴尬 I would hate for him to be embarrassed.
我了解 当然 I understand. Of course.
我想我们应该留下它 I think we should keep it.
我们怎么能？ 这太过分了 How can we? It's far too much!
我们可买不起那样的公牛 We could never afford a bull like that ourselves.
所以我们不能 That we couldn't.
但如果我们接受了这匹高血统的马 But, if we did accept a pedigree stood in prime condition,
它的利润翻10倍 it'd earn its keep 10 times over.
如果我们答应了，我们会感激他么？ But if we say yes, would we end up feeling beholden?
如果拒绝，这不是表达一个观点吗？ But if you say no, wouldn't it seem like you're making a point?
就像，你说的事情并不都是对的 Like, you're saying things aren't all right
-你和休之间? -我想也是. -between you and Hugh? -I suppose.
爸，你认为我们该不该接受？ What do you think we should do, Dad?
亲爱的，我想决定权在你手里 I think the final decision has got to be yours, love.
如果你觉得不适合的话 If it don't sit right with you,
我们的钱也已经足够用了 our money's well enough without.
真是意志坚定的小家伙 Aye, he's a determined little bugger.
庞弗里夫人请我转达她诚挚的道歉 Well, as I say, Mrs Pumphrey did want me to pass on her sincere apologies.
不用担心 牠也不是什么流浪狗 Not to worry. It's not like he's some stray.
一、两窝小狗也不会是世界末日 A litter or two of pups wouldn't be the end of the world.
来吧 小淘气 Come on, then, young Tricki Woo,
我们送你回家吧？ let's put you back where you belong, shall we?
汉肖先生 明天比赛见了 See you at the match tomorrow, Mr Handshaw.
你弟弟还是不参加吗？ Your brother still not playing?
-恐怕是的 -真是太可惜了 -I'm afraid not. -That's a damned shame.
有他在的话我们还能有机会一战吧 Might've given us a fighting chance.
我仍然还是不明白 I just don't understand it.
我想说，如果它是一条哈巴犬的话 I mean, if it were another Pekingese
可能会更有意义 it might make more sense.
牠进去过一次 肯定还会想再光顾 Well, now he's been there once, he'll be much more inclined to visit again.
是 看来我们别无选择了 Right, seems we have no choice.
这是个非常简单的手术 It's a very simple procedure.
我周一就能把牠搞定 In fact, I should be able to fit him in on Monday.
那么快吗？ That soon?
好吧 如果有必要 就这么做吧 Well, all right. If we must, we must.
但在那之前 你必须为牠系上牵绳 But until then, you really need to keep him on a lead.
吴淘气啊 Oh, Tricki.
你会原谅我吗？ Will you ever forgive me?
明天的比赛都准备好了吧？ All set for match tomorrow, I hope?
当然 等不及开打了 Absolutely. Raring to go!
就是这种精神 Oh, that's the spirit.
吉米也参加了 And with James playing too,
我真心觉得你们今年可能会赢 I really think this might be your year.
（庞弗瑞庄园板球赛）
大家都到齐了吧？ I think we're all here.
各位先生女士 非常荣幸 欢迎大家来到庞弗里庄园 Ladies and gentlemen, It's my very great pleasure to welcome you all
欣赏今年的板球赛由达罗比11人队 to Pumphrey Manor for this year's encounter between The Darrowby 11
对上霍顿兄弟队 and the Hulton Hall Chaps.
- 好耶 - 好耶 [crowd cheering]
有人见到迪克鲁德吗？ Has anyone seen Mr Rudd?
我们会进行限时赛 We'll be playing a timed game,
从五点开始双方各二十球 with the last 20 overs from five o'clock.
我知道大家都很期待看到精彩的板球赛 And, erm, I know we're all looking forward to seeing some excellent cricket.
所以… So, erm, wi...
话不多说 查普曼先生？ 是 Without further ado, Mr Chapman?
是 Yeah?
-请你来开赛吧 -没问题 -If you would do the honours. -Certainly.
先生们 Well gentlemen,
准备好的话 两位队长 请跟我一起来掷硬币吧？ if you're ready, will you two captains accompany me to the crease with the coin toss, please?
谢谢 奥德森先生 Thank you. Mr Alderson...
奥德森先生 小鲁德 Mr Alderson. Young Rudds.
你们的父亲呢？ Where's your father?
他不能来 奥德森先生 羊跑出来了 他必须把羊群围起来 He can't come, Mr Alderson, the sheep got out and he needs to round 'em up.
- 你在开玩笑吧？ - 不，我们没开玩笑 You're kidding me? No, we're not.
- 我们是认真的 - 才怪 We're not. You're not.
所以他不来了？ So he's not coming?
那我们就少了一位球员 So we're a player short.
去吧 你不能让他们只有十个人啊 Well, go on. You can't let them go out wi' ten men.
奥德森先生 如果你需要人手 我可以帮忙 I can always play, Mr Alderson, if that would be any help?
帮忙？那可真是帮了大忙 Help? Yeah, that'd be a big help.
你早该加入了 Shame you didn't offer before.
去帮你们爸爸找羊吧 Go and help your dad look for them sheep.
欢迎加入球队 Welcome to the team.
是 谢了 Yes, thanks.
午安 Afternoon.
（1938年庞弗瑞庄园板球赛）
霍顿先生 决定好了吗？ Mr Hulton, would you like to make the call?
人头 Heads.
是人头 Heads it is.
太好了，我们先击球 Excellent! I think we'll bat first.
各位 我们先投球 We're bowling, lads.
我们击球 We're batting.
我们都会轮到 我宁愿第二轮再击球 但是… Well, we've got to do it sometime. I'd rather do it second, but...
哈利 Herriot.
休 Hugh.
还记得我们去年怎么做的吗？ Right, remember what we did last year?
来吧 孩子们 保持警惕 Come on, boys, stay alert.
爸 加油 Go on, dad.
哈利 雀跃一点 Look lively, Herriot.
大家加油 好 Come on, lads!
好 开始 OK, play.
加把劲 各位 加油 Knock to it, lads, come on!
真不走运 Unlucky, unlucky!
打得好... Good shot...
4分 Four!
很好的开场 霍顿先生 Excellent opener, Mr Hulton.
（总分4分）
看来霍顿先生很认真啊 Looks like Mr Hulton means business.
哈利 Herriot.
好球 Oh, good shot!
-哈利，你的球 -到后面接 Yours, Herriot! Get behind it.
吉米 加油 真不走运 Come on, James! Unlucky.
（总分24分）
-抓住它 -抓住它, 哈利! -Catch it! -Catch it, Herriot!
抓住它啊 Catch it!
（总分35分）
只是一分打 守门员那里 Just a single. Keepers' end.
（总分70分）
- 好耶 - 好耶 -Hooray! -We've only just started!
霍顿得50分 That's Hulton's 50.
- 好球 - 好球 -Hey, looking up, that. -Yahoo!
很好 打得好 Good, good play
（总分92分）
哈利 吉米 Herriot. James!
注意球 加油 Ball! Come on, lad!
哈利先生 眼睛要看球 Eye on the ball, Mr Herriot.
霍顿123分 123...
没有出局 ..for no wickets.
- 出局！ - 出局！ -That's out! -Yay!
没出局 Not out.
可恶 Chin up.
不走运 下次加油吧 Unlucky. Next time, lads.
吉米看起来有点热 James is looking a bit hot.
休故意让他跑来跑去 Hugh's giving him a right runaround.
海伦 你好吗？ Helen. How are you?
你好 玛格 我很好 谢谢 Hello, Margot. Yeah, I'm fine thank you.
这位是我妹妹珍妮 This is my sister, Jenny.
你好 Hello.
喜欢看比赛吗？ Are you enjoying the match?
我会喜欢的 只要我们能让对手出局 I will once we start getting some wickets.
是 当然 Oh, yes, of course.
我看到詹姆斯在打球 I see James is playing.
他确实在打 He is.
好的 Good.
再来 Again.
-射中了一个! -Shot one!
待会品茶帐篷见了 Anyway, I'm sure I'll see you in the tea tent.
那是怎么回事？ What was all that about?
来个出局吧 西格弗德 Let's be having a wicket, Siegfried.
你好 霍尔 Hello there.
你好 Hello.
我注意到你很忙 可能需要来点茶饮 I noticed you were rather tied to your post and thought you might be in need of refreshment.
你人真好 谢谢 Oh, that's very kind of you. Thank you.
法南先生的运气似乎不太好 Your Mr Farnon doesn't seem to be having much luck.
他投得太接近三柱门 Trouble is, he's overpitching.
加油，齐格菲 Come on, Siegfried!
来个出局吧 Let's be over the wicket.
那是什么意思？ When you say "overpitching"?
球落地的地方太接近击球手 He's landing the ball too close to the batsman,
更容易被打到 making it easier to drive.
吉米 加油 Go on, James.
为外野手制造了麻烦 He's making it harder for the fielders.
确实 So he does.
哈利 你还好吗？ Are you all right, there, Herriot?
很好 谢谢 Fine, thanks.
这次不能怪公牛了吧 Well, you can't blame the bull this time.
奇怪，珍妮去哪里了 Oh, where's Jenny?
能帮我把分数改成138吗？ Would you mind changing that to 138?
（总分138分，0出局）
查普曼先生 Mr Chapman. Mm?
我觉得够了 I think that's enough.
来吧 哈利 Come on, Harry.
那是宣布这轮结束了 各位 喝茶吧 Ah, and that's the declaration. Tea, everyone!
怎么回事？ What's happening?
霍顿认为他的得分够多了 所以宣布这轮结束 Hulton thinks he's got enough runs to win so he's declared.
-他不继续打了 -这对我们来说是好消息吧？ He's stopping. Well, that's good news for us, isn't it?
是 如果你喜欢被可怜的话 Aye. If you like charity.
我真的需要喝杯茶 I could certainly use a cup of tea.
那就多喝点吧 Well, enjoy it while you can.
接下来换我们击球了 场面不会很好看 We're batting next. And it won't be pretty.
来点猪肉派 你喜欢吧 Pork pie, you love that.
好吃… 不喜欢吗？那来块小小的糖霜面包呢？ Oh, yum-yum-yum. No? Or how about a tiny piece of iced bun?
法南先生 Oh! Oh, Mr Farnon.
希望你别太丧气 I hope you're not too disheartened.
一点也不 我们击球很厉害 Oh, not at all. We've got a lot of strength in our batting.
就是那种精神 毕竟你有秘密武器嘛 That's the spirit. And, you have your secret weapon.
当然是你弟弟啊 Your brother, of course.
-是 -他去年的表现很突出啊 -Yes. -He opened quite gloriously last year.
他确实打得不错 He did do very well.
吴淘气 拜托 Tricki, please.
牠不喜欢被牵绳绑着 He simply hates this horrid lead.
手术后就不用了 Well, it's only till the operation.
那之后呢？ And what then?
你能向我保证 Can you promise me
牠结扎后还会是我原来的吴淘气吗？ he'll still be my Tricki once he's been emasculated?
有些狗在结扎后脾气会略有变化 Some dogs do present a slight change in temperament.
那就是我害怕的 Yes, that's what I feared.
感觉太残忍了 It just feels too cruel.
为什么牠就不能 Why shouldn't he be allowed
尽情做自己 体验完整的生活呢？ to express his true self and experience life to the full?
如果汉肖先生 And if Mr Handshaw
愿意接受协议的话… were open to an arrangement…
他看起来确实不排斥 Well, he certainly gave that impression.
法南先生 你会怎么做呢？ Well, what would you do, Mr Farnon?
庞弗里夫人 你知道吗？ Do you know what, Mrs Pumphrey?
如果我是你 我就不用牵绳了 If I were you, I would forget the lead
让吴淘气想做什么就做什么吧 and just let Tricki do what comes naturally.
毕竟人生苦短啊？ Life's just too short, isn't it?
我就知道你会了解 I knew you would understand.
休 能跟你说句话吗？ Hugh, could I speak to you for a moment?
当然 Course.
我想跟你说对不起 I just want to say, how, how sorry I am.
-我对之前发生的一切感到抱歉 -事情都过去了 -For everything that happened. -That's water under the bridge.
我知道 但我一直没机会亲自跟你好好道歉 No, I know, but I've not had chance to apologise properly.In person.
我从来都不想伤害你 I never wanted to hurt you.
只是我们不适合 We just weren't right for one another.
我知道我不会让你开心 And I knew I wouldn't make you happy.
我承认… Well, I admit I...
我确实很难受 I was rather devastated.
但某方面来说 But in a way,
最坏的已经发生了 现在反而让我松了口气 once the worst has happened, it's actually rather freeing.
我想我有一部分的自己 也一直知道这样是行不通的 And I think part of me always knew it wasn't right.
我们是好朋友 我知道你喜欢我 但… That we were good pals and I know you were fond of me, but...
从来都不是爱情 对吧？ well, it was never a grand passion, really, was it?
不是 也许不是 Well, no. Maybe not.
希望有天 我们能再成为朋友 Maybe one day we can be pals again.
我也希望 I'd like that.
关于那头公牛 About the bull.
那实在非常慷慨 我是不是做得太过分？ It was such a generous thing to do. Did I overstep?
因为我的本意并非如此 Because that, that really wasn't my intention.
不 我和我爸都知道 你是好意 真的 And me Dad knows you meant well. We both do.
但我们不能接受 But we can't accept it.
好吧 Right.
我们自食其力 总是如此 Pay our own way. Always have.
你也没必要觉得需要补偿我们 And you've no reason to feel you have to make amends.
我不知道哈利会打板球 Didn't realise Herriot was a cricketer.
他最后才加入的 Oh, he stepped in at the last minute.
肯定想在队长面前有好表现吧 Ah, keen to impress the Captain, no doubt.
我们最近才开始交往的 We only started seeing each other quite recently.
之前什么也没有 I mean, there were nothing going on before.
海伦 我很高兴你感到开心 Helen, really, I'm just glad you're happy.
我该回去找队友了 Well, I'd better get back to the others.
讨论战术之类的 Discuss strategy and all that.
你好 你在这啊 Hello. Oh, there you are...
我看到你刚刚在跟休聊天 I saw you chatting with Hugh.
是 我们好好聊了一下 Yeah. We had a really good talk.
我觉得我们把误会说清楚了 好 I feel like we cleared the air. Right.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
-我只是在想 他刚刚为什么亲你 -亲我？ -I just wondered why he was kissing you. -Kissing me?
那不代表什么 好 Oh, that were nothing. Right.
他希望还能当朋友 He just wants to be friends.
他才刚送了你一头纯种公牛来证明真心 And he's given you a pedigree bull to prove it.
我说我拒绝接受那头公牛了 Yeah, well, I've said I'm not accepting the bull.
-你不接受？-当然不 -You're not? -Course not.
虽然是好意 但我们不需要别人施舍 多好意都不行 It were a kind gesture, but we're not in need of charity, however well meant.
现在 哈利 Now, then Herriot.
我把你排到最后一棒 毕竟你是菜鸟 I'll put you up to bat last with you being a novice.
好 很好 是 Right. Very good. Yeah.
希望休会对你手下留情吧 Let's hope that Hugh takes it easy with you.
好 各位先生女士 Right, ladies and gentlemen,
我想我们准备好继续比赛了 I think we are ready to resume.
霍顿看起来好认真 Hulton's looking deadly serious.
但我想他就指望这场比赛吧 But then I suppose he's a lot riding on this.
什么意思？ How d'you mean?
他在法国的那几个月发生的事 太难堪了 抬不起头 Well, all those months he spent in France, too embarrassed to show his face.
他一定很想赢球来恢复尊严 He'll be wanting a win to restore his dignity.
崔斯 Triss!
崔斯坦 好球 Lovely shot, Tristan.
崔斯坦 球 Cracking shot, Tristan!
加油 崔斯坦 Go on, Triss.
（总分16分）
好球 Brilliant!
再来 Again.
打得好 得分了 小伙子们 Nicely done. Good running, lads.
（总分68分）
- 出局了 - 出局 Huzzah!
- 出局 - 出局 Huzzah!
别动 Stay.
- 好耶 - 好耶 [players cheering]
好耶 [players cheering]
- 接好 - 好耶 -[ball thudding] -[players cheering]
真倒霉 That's unlucky.
那叫连续出局 Now that's called a batting collapse.
比我想象中还刺激 It's more exciting than I'd anticipated.
我们会让你爱上板球的 We'll make a cricket convert of you yet.
晚上我通常都在科普利溪的岸边散步 You know, I walk Rock down by Copley Brook most evenings.
如果你和杰茜也在外头的话可以找我一起 If you're ever out with Jess and want a bit of company.
那么… Well...
就到那里见了 perhaps we'll see you down there.
上一棒把球打完后可能就不需要你了 Last over. Doubt you'll be needed.
在你上场前他们要再抓到两个出局 而西格弗德看起来气势正好 They need to get two wickets before you go in and Siegfried is looking strong.
接好 好耶 Catch it. Yes!
接得好 Good connection
还有四球要面对 亨利 Just four balls to face, Henry.
加油 亨利 加油 Good luck, Henry. Come on, Henry.
谢谢 Thanks, lads.
祝你好运 亨利 All the best, Henry.
开始 Play.
我话说得太早了 I spoke too soon.
好 哈利 Right, Herriot,
准备上场 亨利受伤退场 get padded up. Henry's retiring hurt.
再三球 比赛就结束了 There's three balls left till the end of the game.
如果你没出局我们就会平手 If they don't get you out, we'll draw.
那也算胜利了 And that's as good as a win.
所以尽力而为吧 Just do what you can.
兄弟 你要做的就是留在场上 All you have to do is stay in, old chap.
记得我们练习的 保护三门柱 Remember what we practised. Protect your wicket
站好击球位置 and guard your stumps.
下半身站稳 Middle leg.
没问题 That'll do.
加油 Go on, lad.
还有三球 Three balls to come.
我没事 Fine.
吉姆 你还好吗？ You all right, Jim?
吉米 做得好 Well done, James.
现在，崔斯坦他被打击了 Now Tristan will want the strike
所以他可能要面对最后的山丘 so he can face the last knoll.
他会如何做呢？ How will he do that?
詹姆斯现在就缺1分球 Well, James will need a single run.
然后他们交换结束 So they can swap ends.
快跑 Run.
4分 It's gone for four.
回到这里 兄弟 Back this end, old chap.
情况不对，詹姆斯也被打击了 Oh, that's not good, James keeps the strike.
（总分78分）
比赛的最后一球了 挡住球就好 Last ball of the match. Just block it again,
就像之前一样 然后休今晚就会边喝啤酒边哭了 exactly the same as before, and Hugh'll be crying into his beer tonight.
哈利 加油 吉米 加油 Come on, Mr Herriot. Come on, James.
- 好耶 - 好耶 -[ball thudding] -[players cheering]
好耶 [Hugh cheering]
- 表现得真好 - 表现得真好 -Well done, Hugh! -Yay!
做得好 -Well done, sir! -Well done!
-运气真差 -谢了 伯特 -Hard luck, lad. -Thanks, Bert.
真有趣 Funny that,
看起来你好象是故意把脚 从三门柱那里移开 almost looked like you deliberately stepped away from the wicket.
我为什么要那么做呢？ Why ever would I do that?
我毫无头绪 I've absolutely no idea.
-打的可以啊. -小伙子们. -Good job, lads. -Played well.
哈利 只是运气不好 差点就平手了 Hey. Bad luck, Mr Herriot. Nearly had a draw there.
是啊 大家还是打得不错 Aye, still, well played, lads.
他们很强 而且没有失误 They were a tough side and no mistake.
打得很好 You carried your bat.
不错的成绩 你们都很棒 Great achievement. Both of you.
爸一定以你为荣 The old man would be proud.
那真是… That's, erm,
刚刚打得真好 小法南 very fine batting, young Farnon.
吉米也不差 James didn't do too badly either.
直到他被吓到为止 Till he lost his nerve.
-爸 -我只是跟他说一句而已 -Dad! -Oh, well, I'm only saying it to him.
做得好 哈利叔叔 Good try, Uncle Herriot.
庞弗里夫人 谢谢 Thank you, Mrs Pumphrey.
崔斯坦 打得好 海伦 谢谢 Well done, Triss. Thanks, Helen.
打得好 Well done.
你爸好像不太高兴 I don't think your dad's too happy.
别担心他 Don't worry about him.
吉米 James,
我只是想说… I just wanted to say…
打得好 ..well played.
你也是 You too.
最强的球队赢了 I suppose the best team won.
不过也赢得不容易 Still, that took real grit.
总之 祝你晚上愉快 你们两个 Anyway, have a good evening. Both of you.
感觉如何？ So how does it feel?
什么？错过整场比赛最重要的一球吗？ What? To have missed the most important ball of the match?
是那样吗？ Is that what you did?
我觉得我欠他一场胜利 I felt I owed him a win.
我知道 I know.
我就爱你这一点 And I love you for it.
是吗？ You do?
是 我想是的 Yes, I suppose I do.
乔治 谢谢 Thank you, George.
祝你健康 干杯 To your very good health. Cheers.
我不记得 You know, I don't remember
爸有来学校找过我 Pa ever visiting me at school.
没有吗？ 但他以前工作时常带我一起去 No? He used to take me out on his rounds, though.
我九岁就接生了第一只小羊 I was nine when I delivered my first lamb.
然后就越来越厉害 And you've never looked back.
我想是的 No, I suppose I didn't.
崔斯坦 我欠你一个道歉 I owe you an apology, Tristan.
我不该隐瞒你真正的结果 For not telling you the truth about your results.
我当时真心认为那是为了你好 I genuinely believed I was acting in your best interests.
好 Right.
但我现在明白 我可能错了 But I realise now, that I may have been... wrong.
总之 我们有钱 Anyway, the money's there,
如果你决定回去学校的话 if you decide you want to go back to college.
如果你不想回去也没关系 Equally, if you feel it's not for you,
应该由你自己决定 well, it should be your decision.
谢谢 Thank you.
他来了 Here he is!
“争斗一小时 最后一人上场” "An hour to play and the last man in."
我觉得他打得很好 I think he did very well.
肋骨还好吗？ How're the ribs?
老实说 还有点痛 可怜的家伙 Bit sore, to be honest. Oh, you poor old thing.
庞弗里夫人 吴淘气呢？ No Tricki Woo, Mrs Pumphrey?
吴淘气 Tricki.
吴淘气有一些私事要处理 Yes, Tricki has some personal business to attend to.
现在我该出手了 Think it's time I made my move.
亲爱的 打得好 Well played, darling.
-休和玛格？ -等等 他们… -Hugh and Margot? -Wait, are they...?
崔斯 我想你错过机会了 I think you've missed your chance, Triss.
真不走运啊 Bad luck, old chap.
反正她也不是我的菜 Well, she wasn't really my type anyway.
-什么时候变了？-不 我是说真的 -Since when? -No, it's true,
她… 有点太高了 she was…a bit too tall.
哦 看在上帝的份上 真是够了 她是女人 不是小马 Oh, for heaven's sake. She's a woman, not a pony.
高度是需要考虑的 Oh, height is a consideration.
你还真敢说 个子高没什么不好的 You should be so lucky. Nothing wrong with tall.
我很抢手的 I'm a catch.
你是累赘 You're a liability.