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僵 尸
国 度
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第二季 第三集
《僵尸国度》前情提要 Previously on Z Nation.
在你们身边游荡着这么一个人 There is a man traveling among you.
他是迄今已知唯一幸存于僵尸咬伤的人 He's the only human known to have survived a zombie bite.
疾控中心会为护送摩菲安全抵达的人提供 The Centers for Disease Control is offering an enormous bounty
巨额奖金 for Murphy's safe delivery.
有好多人在找你呢 摩菲先生 Lot of people looking for you, Mr. Murphy.
他是我们的犯人 He's our prisoner.
他现在是我的了 Well he's my prisoner now.
她说得没错 我们先来的 She's right. We got dibs on him.
我不会跟你们任何人去任何地方 I ain't going anywhere with any of you.
卡桑德拉 你对她做了什么 Cassandra. What did you do to her?
救了她一命 你又帮上什么忙了 Saved her life. What did you do?
麦克 Mack!
僵尸路 勿闯
先看看有没有香烟 Dibs on any cigarettes.
那些玩意会杀了你的 Those things will kill you.
不要开枪 No!
怎么了 What?
每个五英里内的爆走僵尸都能听到枪声 Every blaster within five miles heard that.
不用这么消极嘛 Don't be so negative.
忧虑是毒药啊 Worry is poison.
所以你总睡不踏实 That's why you don't crap right.
闭上嘴把钉刺收回来 Shut up and get the spikes.
这啥也没有 Nothing here.
雷雷 Ray-Ray?
我们再次走上了错误的方向 We are going the wrong direction. Again.
那也是你逼我们的 You left us no choice.
西边有太多放射尘 Too much fallout in the West.
再说一次 这不是我的错 Again. That was not my fault.
摩菲 拜托别再让我跟你解释什么是 Murphy, don't make me have to explain the term
"有保障装置的末日武器"了好吗 "Failsafe doomsday weapon" Again. Please.
你怎么知道加州的研究所还存在呢 How do you even know California's still there?
你这状态看上去正好 你最好期待着它还在那 往前走 You're looking ripe. You better hope it's still there. Move.
你不是我的老大 You are not the boss of me.
她才是 She is.
交给我吧 I can handle this.
请前行 Move.
乐意之至 Gladly.
你会习惯他的 You'll get used to him.
一万 让我看下你的瞄准镜 10K, let me see your scope.
呦 快瞧瞧啊 Oh, looky here.
我们打算把她怎么办 What are we gonna do about her?
卡桑德拉吗 Cassandra?
她不再是卡桑德拉了 She's not Cassandra. Not anymore.
也许我们到了加利福尼亚 有办法给她变回来 Maybe there's a way back for her, when we get to California.
也许吧 Maybe.
这算是某种末世狂暴飞车团吗 Is that some kind of post apocalyptic wagon train?
反正不是在演《决斗犹马镇》[西部片] Well it ain't the 3:10 to Yuma.
可别下卡车啊 Don't get out of the truck.
等下会有一场屠杀 It's gonna be a slaughter.
真是不能指望可以不被伏击地穿过一片山谷 Can't expect to travel through a valley without an ambush.
难道没有人是看着西部片长大的吗 Didn't nobody ever watch westerns growing up?
罗伊 克拉克 你们俩跟我 Roy, Clark, you're with me.
别挡老子的路 Get the hell out of my road!
他要过来了 小心背后 He's coming around! Watch your back!
他来了 Here he comes!
他在这呢 啊... I got...oops.
他过去了 他过去了 There he goes! There he goes!
往后撤 Pull back.
回来回来 Get back! Get back!
看来他们暂时要延缓上路了 Looks like they're holding off for now.
对于一群活靶子来说 这主意也不赖 Not bad for a bunch of sitting ducks.
你觉得我们应该... 额我也不知道... 帮他们吗 Well, you think we should, I dunno, help them?
少点像传教士 多点像雇佣兵般思考问题吧 Think less like a missionary and more like a mercenary.
我们就静观其变 然后坐享渔翁之利 Let's wait and steal the vehicles from the victor.
也许我们无法拯救世界 We may not be able to save the world.
但至少我们能拯救他们 But maybe we can save them.
一万和瓦斯克斯 你们从那边走 10K and Vasquez, that way.
艾迪 你跟着我 Addy, you're with me.
多克 你看着他俩 Doc, you watch him and her.
那也算个办法 That's one way to play it.
一路顺风 Good luck where you're going.
这里交给我吧 I'll get this.
大家要时刻准备着 他们还会回来的 On your toes, people! They'll be back!
山姆·卡斯特 Sam Custer.
罗伯塔·沃伦 Roberta Warren.
我们把你们出现的时机称为偶然 Your timing is what we might call fortuitous.
有时事情会迎刃而解 Sometimes things work out.
为了躲避落下的放射尘 We were on our way to Edmonton,
我们要赶往埃德蒙顿 trying to outrun the fallout.
你们呢 How 'bout you?
我们也在往东边赶 Headed East too.
你们这套装备挺气派的 This is quite a set up you got here.
没错 女士 Yes ma'am.
在僵尸大灾变之前 我是跑长途运输的 Well pre-Z, I used to run long haul.
这年头 柴油比较容易搞到 Diesel's easier to get these days.
儿子和我把充电机彻底重组 My son and I rebuilt the charger from the ground up.
彗星 我高三时曾开着这辆车去学校 The Comet, I used to drive to high school my senior year.
我们爷俩打算复原那辆49年产的威利斯吉普 My son and I were gonna rebuild that '49 Willis Jeep.
不过 我现在该退休了 But this is my retirement now.
难民都被安置在避难所 The refugees have shelter,
我们只要找到一样有用东西就带上 and we carry what we need when we find it.
你真是一位粗鲁的女士 Hey, you are one badass lady.
你... 你刚刚就这样 呯 You...you...you were like... Boom!
活脱一个冷血杀手 Just...stone cold kill-ah.
你们可以叫他破碎锤 是我的外甥 Call him Wrecking Ball, my sister's boy.
很久以前 这孩子也是胆小懦弱 Cheese slid off that cracker a long time ago.
不过一段时间下来 这孩子适应的不错了 And he fits in pretty well these days though.
埃德蒙顿有什么 What's in Edmonton?
和平 宁静 Peace. Tranquility.
而且那里气候寒冷 And freezing temperatures.
僵尸怕冷 Zombies hate the cold.
在那里 我们就安全了 We're gonna be safe there.
大家一起去 All of us. Together.
那他们怎么办 What about them?
他们活不久了 They're dying.
都被辐射了 Radiation.
我... My...
我的责任就是把大家带到埃德蒙顿 My job is to get everybody to Edmonton.
如果你们愿意 可以和我们一起走 Now you're welcome to come along with us.
仅凭两条腿 你们走不了太远 You're not gonna get far out here on foot.
实话实说 必要时我们会动用火力 And to be honest with you, we could use the fire power.
你们要不要再来点水 You guys need some more water?
要水吗 Water?
来点水吗 Water?
谢谢你 Thank you.
你是个英雄 孩子 You're a hero, kid.
你其实可以喝点汤的 You know you can have soup.
只需要往里面加点水 You know you just add water.
这可是奶油蘑菇 加水味道就淡了 Cream of shrooms, dude. Water just dilutes the flavor.
你确定不要来点吗 You sure you don't want some?
我早餐吃过意式蔬菜面包了 I had minestrone loaf for breakfast.
要不要补点水 Hydration?
你能不能去别的地方坐着 Is there somewhere else you can sit?
好吧 Yep.
把他们都干掉 然后拿走他们的补给 Kill 'em all and take their stuff.
我已经知道你在想什么了 I already know what you think.
我们人数上占优势 他们有食物 水 避难所 We got strength in numbers. Food, water, shelter.
跟步行比起来确实是个更好的选择 但... It certainly beats walking, but...
但是什么 But what?
这种病啊 The sick.
我强烈怀疑他们会把这种病 I highly doubt they're gonna make it
走到哪带到哪去 to wherever it is that they're going.
埃德蒙顿 Edmonton.
那辆医疗车就是颗等待爆炸的僵尸炸弹 That medical wagon is a zombie bomb waiting to go off.
三天前我们跟一群赏金猎人缠斗起来 Three days ago we tangled with some bounty hunters.
赏金猎人吗 Bounty hunters, huh?
他们说 我们不想杀你们 "We don't want to kill you," They said.
他们说 我们只想讨口水喝 "We're just thirsty," They said.
但是我觉得他们都已经疯了 But I think they were out of their minds.
他们一直说关于什么 They kept rambling on about some
有心灵控制术的半僵尸半人 half-zombie half-man with telekinetic powers.
就好像被僵尸侵占的世界还不够奇怪似的 Like a world overrun with zombies isn't strange enough.
是啊 都是些疯狂的谣言 Yeah those...those crazy rumors.
还是上路吧 走啦 埃德蒙顿在等我们 Let's get on the road. Saddle up! Edmonton awaits!
那些人都是疯子吧 Those guys were nuts.
能用意念控制僵尸 Being able to control zombies with your mind,
那样该有多霸气啊 I mean how badass would that be.
相当霸气 Supremely badass.
他一定很霸气 Oh he's a badass.
我听说他还能悬浮在空中 You know I hear he can levitate.
悬浮吗 Oooh levitate?
你们真想悬浮 我就让你们悬浮 You guys wanna levitate, I got what you need.
僵麻 Z weed.
僵麻 Z weed?
我说...破碎锤 Wow, Wrecking Ball.
你真让我印象深刻 Color me impressed.
知道吗 有一次我跟一只僵尸喝酒喝到醉 You know what? I got stoned with a zombie once.
没错 我发誓他有点醉了 Yeah. I swear he caught a buzz too.
你说这东西你是从哪弄来的 Where'd you say you got this?
我听说他们在一个废弃的农作物实验室种这个 I heard they grow it in this abandoned agro lab
就在明尼阿波利斯市 他们用僵尸做肥料 in Minneapolis. They use zombies for compost.
-不是吧 -种僵麻 - No way. - Z weed.
-什么 -这主意太棒了 - What? - Great idea.
反正我是这么听说的 That's the story as told to me.
我听说他们还在研究草药僵尸疗法 I heard they're working on an herbal zombie cure too.
明尼阿波利斯市的实验室 对吧 A lab in Minneapolis, huh?
天啊 Jesus.
好了 放松 有我呢 All right, hey. Just be cool. I got this.
怎么了 警官 What seems to be the problem, officer?
走了 走了 Let's go. Let's go.
马上 Now!
-好吧 -天啊 - Okay. - Jesus.
好吧 老爹 All right, dad.
看着我 Look at me.
看这 Right here.
脑筋急转弯 有架飞机从多伦多起飞去奥黑尔机场 A jet airliner departs Toronto headed for O'Hare.
请问一下 空姐 Excuse me, stewardess?
这架航班是否提供零食 Will there be snack service on this flight?
一百五十名乘客登机 其中二十人是头等舱 150 passengers on board, 20 of them in first class.
而飞机引擎发生了灾难性故障 The plane develops catastrophic engine trouble.
飞行员在伊利湖迫降 The pilot puts it down in Lake Erie.
飞机残骸跨越了边境线 The wreckage straddles the international border.
现在 根据海商法 Now, according to Maritime Law
多少幸存者会被埋葬在加拿大 说 how many of the survivors get buried in Canada? Go!
好 那个...一百五十名乘客 Okay, there's...there's 150 passengers.
二十人坐头等舱 There's 20 in first class.
等等 Wait,
幸存者才不会被埋葬呢 you don't bury survivors.
你 You!
看着我 你看起来也不对劲 Look at me. You don't look right to me.
我不知道自己看起来啥样 但我感觉超好 I don't know how I look, but I feel pretty good.
你的朋友得去坐医疗车 Your friend is gonna have to ride in the medical wagon
和病人一起 with the sick.
你且等等 都不先考考我吗 Whoa, whoa, what? I don't even get a riddle?
我们能同情病人是因为我们有规矩 We can afford compassion for the ill only because we have rules.
你们有什么问题吗 That gonna be a problem?
没 完全没问题 No. Not a problem.
有零食吃吗 Will there be snacks?
嗑药嗑饿啦 Munchies.
车队上路喽 Wagon train, ho!
快来 姑娘 Come on, girl.
火车要离站了 This train is leaving the station.
大伙这是卡桑德拉 卡桑德拉 这几位是 Everyone, this is Cassandra. Cassandra, this is
无所谓了 whatever.
她怕生 She's shy.
之前见过这样的吗 You ever seen that before?
自从核弹轰炸之后事情更诡异了 Things have gotten more peculiar since the nukes fell.
还没变僵尸脑子就被吃了吗 Their brains eaten before they turned.
爆走僵尸除了脑子什么都不吃 Blasters eat nothing but brains.
爆走僵尸 Blasters?
被核辐射杀死的 Killed by the blast
或者在辐射影响下变异了的 or mutated by the radiation.
这些僵尸不知道哪里不对劲 There's something wrong with those zombies.
它们都是成群捕猎 长得吓人 速度也快 They hunt in packs, ugly as they are fast.
没准现在它们就在监视我们呢 They're probably watching us right now.
沃伦 有爆走僵尸 Warren, blasters!
在哪 在哪 Where? Where?
还好我们没徒步 I'm glad I'm not on foot.
要是没有僵麻 这一趟可难熬死了 It's gonna be a long ride without no z weed.
至少我们不会渴死了 At least we won't get thirsty huh?
多谢了 Thank you.
等到了埃德蒙顿一切都会好的 Things will be better in Edmonton, okay?
没关系 我们都知道结局是什么 It's okay. We all know what's coming.
这条地狱高速是唯一可行的路线吗 Is this highway to hell the only route?
一路上除了被炸平的城市 Nothing but flattened cities
就是四面八方的成群僵尸 and zombie hordes in every direction.
所以 And so
想穿过去的唯一路线就是一直往前走 the only way to go through is just go straight through.
三千零九十八 Three thousand ninety-eight.
你枪法挺好啊 You're one hell of a shot.
僵麻 Z weed.
我感觉到了什么 I feel something.
卡斯特 Custer!
听着 Hey!
再开快点 Move this thing!
离埃德蒙顿又近了一点 One mile closer to Edmonton!
那些劫匪会杀回来的 The bandits will be back!
快点开 Drive!
抓稳了 Hang on!
多谢了 Thanks for that.
没事 你之前也救过我 De nada. I owed you.
谁还会去计算这个 Who can keep track?
老娘被你们惹怒了 Now they're starting to piss me off!
这些枪手是哪里来的 Where are the shooters coming from?!
继续开火 Just keep firing!
我没子弹了 I'm out!
大家都想吃摩菲肉 Everybody wants a piece of the Murphy.
大家趴在地上 趴低点 Huddle up, everybody! Get small!
别减速啊 Don't slow down.
停车 快停车 Pull it over! Pull the car over!
我们只想要车 We just want the car!
我该停车吗 Should I pull over?
停你个头 Hell no.
赶紧停车 不然等着被爆走僵尸吃了 Pull it over or be blaster food!
好 把他们落到后面去了 Okay, they're dropping back.
快点 追上去 All right, come on! Let's go!
停车 Stop the car!
停车 Stop the car.
快停车 Stop the car.
我们最好还是撤吧 We'd better go.
放弃吧 We gotta drop.
你抽高了吧 Are you high?
是的 但我们还是要自保 Yes, I am. But we still got to bail.
找好掩护 Take cover!
一群王八... Son of a...
我不会让你们带走我的爱车 You're not taking my favorite car.
儿子和我从收废站买得那辆车 My son and I bought that car from a repo man.
从零开始打造车子 Built it from the ground up.
光天化日车子被抢走 真是笑话 I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some common marauder steal it in broad daylight!
嗨 Hey.
你得靠边停下 You got to pull over.
我的人... 你的人落在后面了 My people...Your people are falling behind.
为什么停下来 Why are we stopping?
多克 多克 此地不宜久留 Doc, doc. We need to not be here.
咋啦 Yeah?
摩菲 我很好 谢谢关心 Well I'm fine, Murphy. Thanks for asking.
你看我的锁骨没事吧 My clavicle look all right to you?
都别动 Nobody move.
该死 我不想锁骨错位 Damn it. I don't want to die by the roadside in the dirt
还死在这脏兮兮的路边 with a jacked up clavicle!
多克 胖子 别他妈动了 Doc. Fat guy. Don't freaking move.
你没法控制他们了吗 Can't you talk to them?
艾迪 Addy.
你去开车 Go start the truck.
这次怎么不行了 Why isn't it working?
艾迪 按摩菲说的做 Addy, do as Murphy says.
等等 他就是那个摩菲吗 Wait, the Murphy?
该死 Crap.
我去开车 I'm gonna go start the truck.
摩菲 那位大哥很生气啊 That one's mad at you, Murphy.
上车 Back to the truck.
上车 大家都上车 Back to the truck. Everybody back to the truck.
快点 Come on!
她去不了埃德蒙顿了 She won't be going to Edmonton.
很遗憾你的人有所折损 Sorry for your loss.
我们得去拿回我的车 We're going after my car.
为了其他人 我们必须得折回去 We need to go back for the others.
可我们全部的水都在那车上 Our water supply is in that car.
你把所有的水都放在一辆车上吗 You put all of your water in one car?
雅典娜之墓
那个人不对劲 That man ain't right.
但有那些僵尸在 我又不想走路 But I don't want to be on foot with those things out there.
那我们就借辆车 我的赏金还在路上呢 So we borrow a car. My bounty's back there.
你的赏金 Your bounty?
艾迪 Addy.
那些爆走僵尸 摩菲控制不了 Those blaster things, they totally jammed Murphy.
他没辙了 大家在这都不安全 He haywired. Nobody here is safe.
我们马上动身 We'll be rolling directly.
好的 我掩护医疗车 Okay. I'll cover the medical wagon.
明白 Got it.
卡斯特 我很抱歉 Custer. I am so sorry.
那些是爆走僵尸 强盗抢走了水 There were blasters, and the bandits they got water.
你应该保护好那辆车 还有她 You were supposed to protect that car! And her!
那里躺着的是雅典娜 That's Athena!
不要啊 她是我的朋友 Oh no, no. She was my friend.
她不喜欢我 但对我也不差 She didn't like me, but she wasn't mean to me either.
看着我 Look at me.
脑筋急转弯 两个母亲 两个女儿 Two mothers, two daughters.
他们都是饿死的 他们变成了僵尸 They die of starvation. They turn Z!
雅典娜死了 我没办法思考 Athena's dead. I can't think straight.
五分钟后会发生什么.... What happens after five minutes of...
听着 听着 伙计 Look, look man!
当时情况危急 Things got pretty heavy back there.
嘿 安静点 嬉皮佬 Hey, pipe down, hippie!
最好辐射能改造好你 If the radiation gets the better of you,
不然整个队伍都被你拖累了 you're a threat to the whole group.
明尼阿波里斯 我可以去明尼阿波里斯 Minneapolis. I can go to Minneapolis.
那里有药物 我会拿些回来 There's medicine there. I'll bring it back.
把他送到医疗车去 Take him to the medical wagon.
不 不 我还能帮上忙 No, no! I can still help!
快点 现在就把他送过去 Go on! Take him now!
看看你自己 卡斯特 Check yourself, Custer.
你看起来可不太好 You don't look so good.
该出发了 It's time to move out.
你得放弃那辆车 我们得减少损失 You need to let that car go. We need to cut our losses.
别跟我提损失 Don't talk to me about losses.
实施你的计划 Your plan's up.
准备好 多克 我们要出发了 Get ready, Doc. We're making a move.
天啊 沃伦 我们有麻烦了 Oh hell! Warren! We got trouble!
你没事吧 You okay?
没事 Yeah.
过来 Come on.
我们现在就得走 We need to leave now.
我们得离开爆走僵尸的地盘 We got to get out of blasters' country.
我们走 Let's go!
我想你可能是对的 I think you might be right.
你会现在动手吗 Will you just do it now?
我不想落到爆走僵尸手里 I don't want one of those blasters to get me.
我不会让那件事发生的 I am not going to let that happen.
我不应该回到这里 I shouldn't be back here.
卡斯特 他会把我们都杀了 Custer, he's gonna get us all killed.
他的那些蠢想法 Those stupid riddles of his.
他... 他甚至把自己的儿子赶到了医疗车上 He...he even banished his own son to the medical wagon.
卡斯特的儿子死于辐射吗 Custer lost his son to the radiation?
我还没死呢 I ain't dead yet.
这辆死亡之车都是我的错 This whole death wagon is my fault.
我病得太重开不了车 I got too sick to drive.
我那个蠢爹应该扔下我的 The fool shoulda left me.
今天绝对是我的幸运日 This must be my lucky day.
卡桑德拉 Cassandra.
卡桑德拉 Cassandra?
你没事吧 You in there?
有个小东西卡在你这里了 You got a little something right here.
疼吗 Does it hurt?
我再来点僵麻就好了 I could use more z weed.
有麻一起整点呗 Couldn't we all?
你不觉得卡桑德拉更像个死人了吗 Do you think that Cassandra's more dead than alive?
你是指比起人类 她更像个僵尸了吗 You mean is she more Z than person?
是啊 我想是的 Yeah, I guess.
我不知道 孩子 她有点飘忽不定 I don't know, kid. She kinda comes and goes.
嘿 爆走僵尸不会离得太远 Hey. Blasters can't be too far behind.
你准备好出发了吗 You ready to ride?
是的 Yeah.
要开到埃德蒙顿 Got to get through to Edmonton.
嘿 你还能开车吗 Hey, are you good to drive?
哥身体棒着呢 Fit as a fiddle.
脑筋急转弯第三弹 二十个核袭击的幸存者一起前往埃德蒙顿 Twenty survivors of a nuclear attack bound for Edmonton.
七个陌生人加入了队伍 Seven strangers join the caravan.
三辆车都需要司机 Three vehicles need a driver.
车主却正在饱受辐射病的折磨 And the wagon master is suffering from radiation sickness.
该由谁开这辆半挂卡车呢 Who drives the semi truck?
这问题简单 That's an easy one.
那辆车 除了我谁也别想开 Nobody drives that rig but me.
我来开怎么样 How 'bout I drive that car?
也行 小心开车 刹车有些问题 Yeah, that'd work. Careful, the brakes are touchy.
这我还真没预料到 Well I did not see that move coming.
你大爷的 Well damn.
糟了 Oh no.
沃伦 Warren!
得动手了 拿起枪 We got to go! Let's pick it up!
他们来了 Here they come!
齐克 Zeke!
他睡着了吗 Is he sleeping?!
不要 No!
我特别讨厌那货 I really hate that one!
是啊 Yeah.
快开 快 Come on. Come on.
来吧 各位 死也别停下来 Let's go, man! Don't stop for nothin'!
你们快走 快 快 Go you guys, go, go!
快跑 孩子 Run, kid!
艾迪 你快走 有我呢 我搞得定 Addy, get out of there! I got this. I got this.
来啊 Come on.
你大爷的 Oh damn.
该死 Crap.
他跑哪儿了 Where'd he go?
哥好像打中他了 I think I got him.
行了 神枪手 赶紧撤 快 All right, nice shootin'! Move your ass! Come on!
快 多克 Come on, Doc!
我们的车速慢下来了吗 Hey, are we slowing down?
千万不能慢下来啊 We need to not slow down!
各位 都抓紧了 Everybody, hang on to something!
后面跟僵尸们斗得如何了 Hey, how's it going back there?
得再开快点 We need to go faster!
什么 What?
加速 Clutch!
什么 What?
加速 Clutch!
车队上路喽 Wagon train, ho!
我们成功了 We made it.
必须的 Never a doubt.
埃德蒙顿 我们来了 Edmonton, here we come.
该死 Awww, dammit.
卡斯特 僵尸太多了 Custer, there's too many Zs.
我得去埃德蒙顿 I got to get to Edmonton.
我和我儿子以前常在那里露营 My son and I used to camp up there.
他可喜欢钓鱼了 Boy, he loved to fish.
多克 把枪给我 Doc, let me see your gun.
齐克 Zeke.
我仁慈地结束你的生命 I give you mercy.
大兄弟啊 你撑到不了那里的 Oh no man, you ain't gonna make it.
你该跟我们一起走 You should come with us.
加速 Clutch!
好 Yeah.
走 Go!
愿上帝保佑你 May God give you mercy.
我们在埃德蒙顿见 We'll see you in Edmonton.
挺住 罗伯塔 Hang on, Roberta!
大家跳车 Everybody off!
美丽的阿尔伯塔 埃德蒙顿 宁静祥和之地
我这辈子从未跳过车 I've never jumped from a moving vehicle my whole life.
今天真过瘾 一天跳两次 And now boom, twice in one day.
我要坐副驾驶座 I called shotgun.
你真的就是大名鼎鼎的摩菲本尊吗 Okay, so you're like The Murphy then? Like for real?
你自己知道就行了 大嘴巴 Let's keep that information to yourself, blabber mouth.
你悬浮一个给我看看呗 Hey, let me see you levitate.
可能有人把我的能力 It's possible there may have been some
描述得有点夸张了 exaggeration as to the extent of my abilities.
是啊 Oh yeah,
我知道还有什么控制僵尸的能力 yeah well I knew that like zombie mind control thing
完全是骗人的 was like totally bogus.
她怎么跟个糙汉子似的 等等... She's like into the rough stuff man like... Wait.
是你让她这么做的吗 我的天哪 Did you make her do that? Oh my God.
好啦 我知道了 All right, okay. I get it.
对于一些僵尸而言 我是他们的救世主 To some zombies, I am their messiah.
对于爆走僵尸 显然我是他们的猎物 To the blasters, apparently I am their dinner.
跟你一样 Just like you.
他们的大脑几乎完全溶解了 Well like their brains are totally melted,
所以没办法跟他们进行精神交流 so there's no psychic dial-tone going on.
可你的僵尸女友 她好像... But your zombie girlfriend there, man, she like...
那是你咬的 That's your bite.
你让她变异了 You turned her.
那情景真是太有内涵了 老兄 Oh that scenario has some serious implications, man.
明尼阿波利斯的事你确定吗 You sure about Minneapolis?
破碎锤一直絮絮叨叨 Wrecking Ball was going on about
说那儿有个旧转基因实验室 some herbal cure for the zombie virus
编出了一套草药疗法 being cooked up in an old
用来治疗僵尸病毒 genetically modified food lab out there.
等一等 大麻 Hold on. Marijuana,
僵尸 还有转基因生物 zombies, and GMO's.
还能出什么问题 What could go wrong?
你们这些人真是不招惹僵尸不舒服是吧 You people really do attract it, don't you?
帮我处理一下小故障 Help me with the hitch.
最后一题 一辆载着20名难民的 A caravan of 20 refugees
大篷车从西雅图爆炸区出发前往埃德蒙顿 leaves Seattle's blast zone for Edmonton.
他们遇到了六名幸存者和一名摩菲 They meet six survivors and one Murphy.
请问还有多少难民幸存 How many refugees survive?
必须团灭 Not one.
你还有僵麻吗 You have any more of that Z weed?
抱歉 没了 Uh, sorry dude.
你知道为什么没人喜欢你吧 You understand why nobody likes you?
知道 Oh yeah.
好 Good.
那就再找找 Then look again.
这儿还有 Oh here it is.
抓住方向盘 Hold the wheel.
谢谢 我正需要这个 Thanks. I needed that.
再给我讲讲明尼阿波里斯的实验室吧 So tell me again about this lab in Minneapolis.
这样吧 到了之后你亲自看看 Well you know what? You'll see for yourself when we get there.
我有认识的人 他会给我们带路 I know the guy, so he'll give us a tour.
我们现在是一伙的了 You know cuz we're a team now.
所以他能让我们几个都进去 So he'll let all of us go through there.
我们到那儿之后... We're gonna go out there like...
就要一起肩负拯救世界的重任了 like take on the world together and stuff, man.
从现在起就靠我们三个了 It's like the three of us from now on.
我们是小车三英雄啊 兄弟 We are like the three cabieros, man.
她为什么那样看我 Why is she looking at me that way?
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