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《僵尸国度》前情提要 Previously on Z Nation.
我们的一举一动难道不应该 I thought there was a mission that dictated
由我们的任务决定吗 our each and every action.
所有的一切 难道不应该都服务于我们的任务吗 And that anything was justifiable in service of the mission.
疾控中心会为护送摩菲安全抵达的人提供 The centers for disease control is offering an enormous bounty
巨额奖金 for murphy's safe delivery.
天呐 这到底是怎么一回事 What the hell is going on?
都为了那该死的摩菲 It's a damn murphy free for all.
卡桑德拉呢 Where's Cassandra?
我对她施以仁慈了 I mercied her.
是我让她重生的 I gave her life.
你凭什么夺走她的生命 And you had no right to take that away.
她不是人类 She wasn't human.
她被你咬过之后就不是了 Not since you bit her.
现在不是时候 Not right now.
手电筒一只 但没电池了 Flashlight. No batteries.
半瓶阿司匹林 Half a bottle of aspirin.
我这儿没弹药 Well I got no ammo.
但有个这玩意 Found this.
我这有两节电池 四颗子弹 I got two batteries and four bullets.
我枪里还有两发子弹 还发现两包这个 I got two in my gun and two randoms in those.
你还有口香糖呢 You got gum?
不过是为了日后修补东西用 For repair purposes only.
清香的口气很重要 我们都懂 Remember fresh breath.
我这有些子弹 Couple of bullets.
和一些照明弹 Road flares.
我这有个空弹夹 I got one empty clip.
不如这样 你试试这几颗能否装的上去 You know what. See if these fit.
我知道这看上去有些不靠谱 I know this looks shaky,
但我们会找到办法送摩菲去加利福尼亚的 but we will find a way to get Murphy to California.
反正我是饿了 Well I'm hungry.
喂 睡美人 Hey sleeping beauty.
你在看啥呢 What are you looking at?
摩菲 Murphy!
该醒了 老兄 Wake up man.
干嘛 What?
跟我去找点吃的 Help me find some lunch.
坚果 水果或者能吃的树皮 Nuts, fruit, edible tree bark.
能吃的树皮吗 Edible tree bark, huh?
乌尔·吉本斯 著名野外生存家
乌尔·吉本斯是怎么做到的啊 How does euell gibbons do it?
别吃那树了 Don't eat that tree.
难吃极了 Terrible aftertaste.
咱走吧 摩菲 Let's roll! Come on, Murphy!
怎样 Well?
还有大概两到三加仑的油[7-11升] Two gallons, maybe three.
如果一加仑能跑十里路的话 If we get ten miles a gallon
正好停在去加州普莱恩维尔的半路 It'll get us halfway to plainview.
摩菲上哪儿去了 Hey, where's Murphy?
他就在我后面啊 He's right behind me.
该死的摩菲 Damnit Murphy!
你怎么能把摩菲搞丢了呢 How do you just lose Murphy?
他就在你后面是什么意思 你没在搞笑吧 What do you mean, he was just behind you? Really?!
救命啊 Help!
多克 Doc!
多克 沃伦 Doc! Warren!
你们的任务掉进兔子洞了喂 Your mission's fallen down the rabbit hole!
瓦斯克斯 你的赏金也泡汤啦 Vasquez! Your bounty's missing!
救命啊 Help!
如果我的临终遗言是"摩菲 你到哪去了" I'm gonna be really pissed if my last words
那我得火大极了 Are "Murphy, where are you?"
也许那会儿我们还会说 We might as well be saying,
"僵尸们 我们来啦 有种来抓我们啊" "Here we are, zombies. Come and get us."
当我杀到第9999个时 摩菲最好祈祷别出现在我面前 Murphy better hope he's not around when I reach 9,999.
放轻松 孩子 我们得先找到他再说 Easy, kid. We got to find him first.
我觉得应该就在这附近了 Well I think it's somewhere around here.
可别去吃那些瘦弱的树皮了 Oh and don't eat the bark off them skinny trees.
一开始味道还蛮浓郁 过后立马就恶心了 Starts out tangy then goes south in a hurry.
也许在那边 Oh maybe it was over here.
起码你没想过退缩 At least you didn't flinch.
好多了 Better.
很棒嘛 Good.
靠 真希望我们回来时发现他在这呼呼大睡呢 Oh, damn. I was hoping we'd find him here napping.
如果让我做主 那个贪睡的王八蛋 That slippery bastard's gonna spend the rest of his days
今后的余生都得在枷锁里度过了 in shackles if I have anything to say about it.
我说到做到 And I do.
你盯我的眼神就像一幅令人毛骨悚然的画作 Your eyes follow me like a creepy painting.
对于僵尸而言有些诡异 僵尸的样子更像是... That's weird for a Z. Zombies are more like
我实在模仿不来 I can't really do it.
本来不想杀他的 因为这一只很稀有 Didn't wanna kill him. This one was a handful.
躲在黑暗里吓唬我 Hiding in the dark to surprise me.
把我的捕兽杆踢开 Kicking my z-catcher away.
想要摘掉我的头盔 Trying to remove my helmet.
有时候我真希望自己是个医生 Sometimes I do wish I was a doctor.
鉴于我更像个收藏者 Consider myself more of a collector.
只可惜天不遂人愿 But letters after a name do not a genius make.
疾控中心那些江湖郎中忽略我 Those quacks at the C.D.C. ignored me.
他们早该听我的 They should've listened to me.
看看这有什么 What have we here?
男性僵尸 外表完好 Male zombie. Well preserved.
作为僵尸 你很新鲜 You're fresh for a zombie.
但新鲜僵尸都很不安分 很野 只想吃人 But fresh Zs are agitated and wild. They only want to feed.
而你却这么沉稳 But you are so mellow.
有意思 That's interesting.
我见过这么多僵尸 从没见过能说话的 I've yet to meet a Z that could speak. And I've met a lot of Zs.
你的大脑是否跟他的大脑类似 Does your brain resemble his brain?
我必须取出你大脑看看 I'll have to remove your brain from your head to see.
不 这主意不好吗 No? Bad idea?
跟我说话 僵尸 你能做到的 Wa... Speak to me, zombie. You can do it.
水 Water.
额叶也许正在燃烧 Synapses may be firing.
给我...水 Wa...ter.
水 你管我要水吗 Water? You just asked me for water?
是的 Yeah.
僵尸居然管我要水喝 A zombie is asking me for water.
哪个是水 Which is the water?
确定吗 明亮的双眼哦 Are you sure, bright eyes?
你刚刚在僵尸智商测试中得了满分 You just maxed out the zombie I.Q. test.
你只是严重脱水了 You're just severely dehydrated.
喝吧 There you go.
慢点 Slowly.
请再给我点 More, please.
我跟僵尸的首次对话 My first talking Z.
就像发现了一只价值赛过钻石的麒麟一般 It's like meeting a unicorn that craps diamonds.
真有意思 It's interesting.
你的肉体正在恶化 但心智健全 Your flesh is deteriorating, but you are compos mentis.
一个有意识 有感知 渴得不行的僵尸 A conscious, aware, thirsty zombie?
你是什么东西 What are you?
我和朋友们的车抛锚了 那时我掉进了 My friends and I had car trouble when I accidentally stumbled
你挖的陷阱 into your pit.
你稍等一下 Wait here.
我能帮你什么吗 Can I help you with something?
再来点水呗 More water.
其实我不像看上去那么孤立 I'm not as isolated as might appear.
我会跨区进行僵尸游猎 偶尔地 My zombie safaris take me out of my zip code and on occasion
我还能收到有趣的网络和无线电聊天 I catch interesting internet and radio chatter.
现在在你们身边游荡着这么一个人 There's a man traveling among you.
他是迄今为止已知的唯一一个幸存于僵尸咬伤的人 He's the only human known to have survived a zombie bite.
他的血液中有抗体可制出疫苗 His blood has the antibodies to create a vaccine.
现在他需要被活着护送到位于 It is imperative that he be transported alive
加利福尼亚的疾病控制研究室 to the centers for disease control lab in california.
他的名字叫摩菲 His name is murphy.
僵尸咬伤之后的幸存者 Survivor of a zombie bite?
可能把你变成了某种半人半僵尸的东西吧 That'd make some kind of half-man, half-zombie.
那可是个遥远的故事 That'd be a far fetched story.
而故事都需要 A story that would require
确凿的证据 irrefutable evidence.
你就是那个摩菲 You are the Murphy.
好了好了 摩菲先生 There there Mr. Murphy.
僵尸咬伤的地方感染了吗 身体在腐烂吗 Do a zombie's cuts get infected? The flesh is rotting.
我不是僵尸 I'm not a zombie.
而且你能感到疼痛 And you feel pain?
没错 Yeah.
这些卡片是干什么的 What is up with those cards?
我一直在观察和记录数据 I'm constantly observing and recording data all the time.
这他妈是干什么 What the hell was that for?
疼痛是很有用的老师 Pain is a useful teacher.
听着 真的有必要这么做吗 listen. Is this thing really necessary?
我听说过关于这个摩菲的传闻 I've heard tell of the Murphy.
传闻说你是最危险的半人生物 The stories suggest you are the most dangerous man half-alive.
那简直荒唐 听着 That's absurd. Listen,
我的朋友一定会到处找我 My friends are gonna be looking for me.
朋友 Friends?
你是说要送你去 You mean the bounty hunters
疾控中心的赏金猎人们吗 who were taking you to the C.D.C. lab.
疾控中心的人都是蠢货 The C.D.C. are idiots!
我以为我们已探讨过这话题 I thought we covered that.
疾控中心
退件
这些信都没开封过 These are all unopened.
没多久 他们便不再搭理我的警告 After a while, they stopped reading my warnings.
疾控中心
退回
疾控中心收 不要退回
这多半就是他们搞的鬼 They were probably in on it.
他们就是想造成灾难 The people actually wanted to handle it.
人们都是试验的小羊羔 People are sheep.
离疾控中心远一点 Stay away from the CDC.
我承认 与疾控中心的接触 I will admit that my interactions with the CDC
让我失望不已 have left me less than impressed.
谢谢你 摩菲先生 Thank you, Mr. Murphy.
这话我爱听 It is refreshing to hear you say that.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
-绝对的操作失误哦 -我擦 -Total accident. -Damn it!
别乱玩那玩意 Be careful with that thing.
放松点 摩菲先生 You can relax, Mr. Murphy.
我可以吗 Can I?
是的 Yes.
我的目的不是赏金 Because I don't want the bounty.
我只想弄清你不变异的原因 I just want to know what it is to be you.
把它想象成史密森尼博物馆举行的大漫展 Imagine if the biggest comic con ever did it with the Smithsonian.
瞧瞧 Voila.
你在建一个僵尸博物馆吗 You're making a zombie museum?
一旦餐厅 夜店 礼品店落成 It'll be much more than that when we open the restaurants,
它可不只博物馆那么简单 the night clubs, and the gift shops.
它可不是那种会禁止携带真正武器的 And it won't be like one of those candy-ass comic cons
低龄漫展 where they ban real weapons.
你还被禁入漫展过吗 You're banned from comic con?
哥是僵尸猎手 带枪有错吗 I'm a zombie hunter. Of course I'm carrying.
服装秀 真人秀 一点都不真实 Costume play? Cosplay? Not a real word.
真可笑 秀个鬼啊 我警告过他们大灾变会来 Ridiculous. There is no play. I told them this was coming.
他们现在该听我的了吧 当然他们都死翘翘了 They'll listen to me now. Of course they're all dead.
这些适合儿童观赏 挺好的 Nice to have something for the kids.
《白魔鬼》 你看过这个吗 White Zombie. Have you seen this?
没看过这个 I missed that one.
我不是你所谓的僵尸铁粉 I am not what you would call a hardcore fan of the genre.
1932年的影片 Released in 1932.
这可是北美僵尸电影的鼻祖 It is the grandfather of the American zombie film.
贝拉·卢戈西主演 Starring Bela Lugosi.
是《白魔鬼》向大众引荐了 White Zombie introduced the notion that
射击僵尸胸部无法将其杀死这一概念 shooting a zombie in the chest would not kill it.
而且 他们是对的 And they were right.
《与僵尸同行》 I walked with a zombie.
与僵尸同行
1943年的片子 From 1943.
从海地巫毒术这一神话的根基挖掘内容 Taps into the haitian voodoo roots of the mythology.
加勒比海的奴隶们 You see, Caribbean slaves
害怕他们死后仍将做奴隶 feared they would remain servants even in death.
我做过同样的噩梦 I've had that nightmare.
活死人之夜
我的启蒙影片 The one that started it all for me.
僵尸传说作为集体意识已流传数十年 Zombie lore has been part of the collective consciousness For decades.
但乔治·罗梅罗的作品 But the works of George Romero
对社会文化影响巨大 had a massive influence on the culture.
将社会评价织入怪物电影中 Weaving social commentary into a monster movie
让这部影片产生共鸣 gave his films a resonance.
这是部黑白电影吗 It's in black and white?
你最喜欢哪个片段 What's your favorite scene?
如此佳片 怎可选出唯一片段 Who can pick just one?
当小女孩变异 妈妈痴神凝望 I think it's so scary when the little girl turns
那个片段让我吓坏了 and the mother just stares.
她的宝贝变成了怪物 Her baby is now a monster.
世事无常 这段还好 It happens.
你的母亲怎样了 What about your mother?
我母亲 My mother?
没了 Gone.
我也是 是变僵尸了吗 Mine too. Zombies?
不是 灾变前就去世了 No. Before.
很抱歉 摩菲 I'm sorry, Murphy.
在这世上无人照顾 很是艰难 It's hard in this world with no one to look after you.
是吗 还好吧 Yeah, well.
我也不再是以前的自己了 I'm not him anymore.
《活死人黎明》 2004年的影片 Dawn of the dead. 2004.
这部我倒是看过 Now this one I did see.
恐怖而有趣 我喜欢这样的僵尸 Scary and funny. That's how I liked my zombies.
罗梅罗旧作的精彩重制 A satisfying remake of the Romero classic
对消费至上的美国社会的强烈指控 and a stinging rebuke of america's consumer driven society.
我懂 僵尸便是 I get it. Zombies as consumers
对无尽物欲追逐不休的无脑人民的写照 driven by the mindless desire to obtain useless shiny stuff
等等等等 blah blah blah.
居然想到将场景设置在一个郊区商场 And to set it in a suburban shopping mall?
天才啊 Genius.
罗梅罗从未解释死人为何重生 Romero never explained why the dead rise.
对原因的未知更令人心惊胆战 你不这么想吗 The not knowing is much more horrifying, don't you think?
已知的现实也够令人恐惧了 The knowing is pretty horrifying too.
我感觉你经常被人误解 I get the feeling you were often misunderstood.
给别人留下好的第一印象可不是我的强项 First impressions were never my strong suit.
第二印象也好不到哪里去 Not very good at second impressions either.
你非常特别 摩菲先生 You are unique, Mr. Murphy.
你会受人尊敬的 I can see you are to be revered.
我可以想到你坐在宝座上 向众生播撒智慧 I can see you sitting on a throne dispensing the wisdom
关于人类 僵尸 还有追赶人类的生物 Of men, zombies, and all that will come after men.
人们跨越万水千山 只为一睹你的风采 People will travel great distances to be in your presence.
头戴王冠 心神不安 Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
有没有一部僵尸电影描述了僵尸大灾变 Has there ever been a zombie movie that captures
究竟有多累人 到底有多脏 how exhausting and dirty the apocalypse is?
我一直都蓬头垢面的 I'm filthy all the time.
我一擤鼻子 就会有泥巴从鼻孔跑出来 I blow my nose, and mud comes out.
你想洗个澡吗 You want a shower?
你这里有自来水吗 You have running water here?
该不会刚好是热水吧 Hot water?
水够热吗 Hot enough for you?
我本来不想问 这东西碰到水会怎样 I hate to ask, but what happens when this thing hits the water?
就像把烤箱丢到浴缸里 Like a toaster in the tub.
开玩笑啦 这是防水的 Kidding. It's waterproof.
祝你洗的愉快 Enjoy.
摩菲 Murphy!
鬼城一座 Ghost town.
这里只有无边的寂静 Nothing but quiet.
什么都没有 没有人 Nothing. No one here.
没有摩菲 就没有什么任务可言了 Without Murphy, there's no mission.
继续走 Keep moving.
像他这么重要的人 For as important as this guy is,
难怪我们把他弄丢好几次了 we sure lose him a lot.
摩菲 Murphy!
摩菲 你穿这套衣服太合适了 Murphy, that suit is so you.
知道你很忙 You're busy.
其他人还在等我 The others will be expecting me.
我算是他们的任务啦 I'm kinda their mission.
你以为我在自言自语吗 Have I been talking to myself?!
你是他们的人质 You are their pawn!
我才不是什么人质 I am nobody's pawn!
那么 So
我就让你俩单独留在这里 I'm gonna leave you two.
我自己先走了 左转 左转 下楼 I'll see myself out. It's a left, left, down the stairs,
然后右转 对吧 And to the right. Right?
我的地下室 我做主 My basement, my rules.
见鬼 Damn.
你肯定撑不到加州 这个计划太疯狂了 You'll never make it to California. That is insane.
如果疾控中心想要见你 他们必须来找我 If the CDC wants to see you, they're gonna have to come to me.
如果有人想要见你 他们必须来找我 If anybody wants to see you, they're gonna have to come to me.
你在做什... What are you...
你睡得怎么样 How was your sleep?
那些大象飞镖挺有劲的 Those elephant darts sure pack a punch.
你对我做了什么 What are you doing to me?
给你打点兴奋剂 Getting you mic'd up.
这是血样 Oh, blood sample.
你的神奇血液就足以开一个专场展览了 Your miracle blood might warrant its own exhibit.
可恶 Damn it!
这个会使你清醒过来 That'll sober you up.
亡者直播
这是在做什么 What is this?
保持适当的记录 Keeping proper records
是科学研究中最重要的部分 is the most important part of scientific research.
另外 十二美金一张入场券 Plus at a twelve dollar admission price,
观众期待着可以互动的展览 the public will expect interactive exhibits.
倒数三 二... In three, two...
欢迎来到僵尸艺术国家研究所 Welcome to the national institute of the zombie arts.
我是院长及创始人麦德兰 I am Dean Madeline, founder.
今天参加本期节目的是已知的唯一一个幸存于 I'm joined by the only known human to survive
僵尸咬伤的人 being bit by a zombie.
欢迎你的到来 Welcome.
如各位所见 摩菲先生可以感觉到疼痛 As you can see, Mr. Murphy feels pain.
他进化到这个阶段 At this stage of his evolution,
他的中枢神经系统会对 His central nervous system
五万伏特的电流做出反应 responds to 50,000 volts.
欢迎你的到来 Welcome.
多谢 Thank you.
很高兴可以在这里跟大家见面 It's my pleasure to be here.
摩菲先生 我想要采集一份你的DNA样本 Mr. Murphy, I'd like to take a DNA sample.
只需轻轻一擦 A simple swab.
说 啊 Say ahhh.
我有许多问题 但是最可靠的数据 I have so many questions, but the most reliable data
来自于你的细胞 come from your cells.
如你所见 我正在采集一份血浆样本 As you can see, I'm taking a plasma sample.
还有... And...
这是做什么用的 What is that for?
这支六英寸长的针 This six inch needle...
准确说是八英寸的针 Eight inch needle
是用来做骨髓穿刺的 Is for collecting a bone marrow aspiration.
骨髓什么 A bone marrow what?
简单地检测一下你是更接近人类 A simple test to determine whether you are more human
还是僵尸 or zombie.
抽骨髓有用吗 Bone marrow tells you that?
不试试怎么知道 Won't know if you don't try.
科学最棒的地方 就是试验啊 That's the best part about science. Trying.
小心 Head's up!
这里没人 Nobody's here.
我们终于有机会请来摩菲本人 Finally, the opportunity to hear directly from the Murphy
亡者直播
进行此次独家访谈 in an exclusive interview
驳斥谣言和臆说... that will dispel the rumors and conjecture...
我能尿在杯子里吗 Can I just pee in a cup?
僵尸让你感染HZN病毒 改变了人生 Describe the circumstances of the life-altering,
创造了历史 请描述一下当时的情境吧 history-making attack that left you infected with the HZN virus.
是的 Yes, well.
僵尸疫情爆发几个月后 A few months into the zombie outbreak,
我自愿参加了一项秘密的政府研究项目 I volunteered for a secret government research program.
怎么了 what?!
如果你不说出事实真相 还有谁能说 If you don't tell the truth, who will?
我在狱中服刑 I was in prison.
一位科学家把囚犯当做小白鼠 A scientist used the prisoners as guinea pigs to test serums
注射血浆来抵抗僵尸病毒 to fight the zombie virus.
大多数批次的菌株都无效 但我的那批有效 Most of the batches didn't work. Mine did.
我想应该是吧 I think.
不一会大量僵尸闯进了实验室 The lab was overrun by zombies moments later.
他们扔下我跑了 And they left me.
僵尸袭击了我 The zombies attacked me,
咬我 把我的身体都撕烂了 bit me, tore my body open.
但是我没死 But I did not die.
对把你扔在实验室的疾控中心的无良医生 What would you like to say
你有什么想说的吗 to the unprofessional CDC doctor who left you in that lab?
我会履行我的承诺 That I would keep my promise.
什么承诺 What promise?
我会 I will
抓住你然后吃了你的脑子 hunt you down and eat your brains!
对于其他僵尸呢 And for other zombies?
生活很简单 Life is very simple.
驱使他们前进的目标通常只有一个 One goal always driving them forward.
大脑的味道如何 What do brains taste like?
不知道 我从没吃过 I don't know. I've never tasted them.
摩菲先生 世上唯一的僵尸人类混血体 Mr. Murphy, the world's only living hybrid man-zombie
现在将在本节目第一次试吃人脑 will now consume a human brain for the first time.
我想最好还是不要... Actually I would rather not...
好 我们数到三 一... Okay, we're gonna go on three. One...
我说了数到三 I said on three!
要是每搜一户都数三下 We do a three count at every house,
我们今天就都耗在这儿了 we're gonna be here all day.
能跟僵尸对话 What's it like to be a
你感觉如何 zombie whisperer?
谣言就是这么传出来的 That's how rumors get started.
你能用意念操控僵尸吗 Can you control another zombie with your mind?
根本没有这回事 Now wouldn't that be something.
陷阱里的僵尸又如何解释呢 不是你吗 What about that zombie in the pit? Wasn't that you?
-不是 -你是说我在同一天里 - No. - Are you saying that I captured you
抓到了你和有史以来最聪明的僵尸吗 and the smartest zombie I ever met in the same day?
好运来了 你挡也挡不住 When you're hot, you're hot.
如果人类被你咬了会怎样 What happens when you bite a human?
没什么 Nothing.
没什么特别的 Nothing special.
他们都死了 They die.
你觉得自己跟僵尸有某种联系吗 Do you feel connected to the Zs?
我觉得自己像父亲 I feel like a father.
父亲 这个用词很有趣啊 Father? Well that's an interesting choice of words.
你当父亲了吗 Are you a parent?
当过 时间不长 I was, briefly.
我有个女儿 I had a daughter.
她非常漂亮 但我不得不把她送人 She was so beautiful. But I had to give her away.
我之前下决心绝对不这么做 I promised myself I wasn't gonna do this.
发生什么了 What happened?
你问得太多了 Enough questions.
我觉得采访很成功 Well I think that went quite well.
我要把这个样本放进冷藏箱里 I'm gonna take this sample off to the freezer.
然后回来取你的尿样 And I'll be back for that urine sample.
你长了大拇指 拿起来 You have opposable thumbs. Do this.
太棒了 That a boy.
嘘 Shhh.
我知道它没坏 We know it works.
集中注意力 Focus up.
不可思议 Unbelievable.
太令人震惊了 That was awesome!
你就像是傀儡大师 You're like a puppet master!
谢谢你 亨德森医生 你可以退下了 Thank you, doctor Henderson. That'll be all.
我就知道当时是你摩菲 跟那个僵尸在坑里 我就知道 I knew it was you in the pit with the zombie. I knew it!
摩菲 Murphy!
不是吧 大哥 Come on, man.
好吧 All right.
我们得分头行动 不然天黑前找不到摩菲 We need to fan out or we won't find Murphy by nightfall.
为什么要分开啊 我讨厌这样 Well why we got to split up? I hate that.
这是什么 What is this?
这里是主展厅 The main exhibit hall.
现在还只是初期 僵尸展品会越来越多 Rudimentary, I know. But my zombie collection is growing.
别担心 这不是真有辐射 Don't worry, it's not really radioactive.
我是说透景画没有 僵尸可能有 I mean the diorama isn't. The zombie might be.
他的死因可能是 有毒废料中毒 Toxic waste poisoning, probable cause of death.
身上没有咬痕 No bite marks on him.
植物僵尸 A phyto Z?
植物 Phyto?
我一直管她叫草女 I've been calling her plant woman.
植物更贴切 Phyto is better.
植物
你都从哪里找来的 Where did you find these?
大范围猎捕 不容易啊 Hunting far and wide. Not easy.
疾控中心应该花心思去观察这些僵尸 The CDC should be putting this kind of effort into observing Zs
而不是天天在实验室打牌 instead of playing poker in their lab all day.
他们身上有很多奇妙的基因突变 There are some awesome mutations happening.
你怎么抓到爆走僵尸吗 How did you capture a blaster?
爆走僵尸 你挺会起名啊 Blaster? You're good at this.
爆走僵尸
这只僵尸很聪明 This one was clever.
当时应该在核爆附近死的 Must have been in proximity to a nuclear blast.
所以叫爆走僵尸啊 懂了 Blaster. Got it.
他大脑的一部分还好用 能够学习 Part of his brain still works. He can learn things.
我要教他玩杂耍 I'm gonna teach him how to juggle.
你不能这样圈养僵尸啊 You can't keep live zombies like this.
非常安全 It's perfectly safe.
有无形的围栏挡住... The invisible fence keeps them...
差点忘了 快过来 almost forgot. Over here.
名人僵尸展厅 The celebrity zombie room.
请欣赏乔治·雷蒙德·理查德·马丁 Presenting George R.R. Martin.
他谁啊 Who the hell's that?
《冰与火之歌》的作者啊 He wrote A Song Of Ice And Fire.
你没看过《权力的游戏》吗 Game of thrones?
监狱里收不到HBO电视台 We didn't get HBO in the clink.
我目前就收藏他这么一位名人僵尸 Well he's my only celebrity Z so far.
怎么找来的 How?
僵尸爆发时 我在最后一届动漫展上 I was at the last comiccon when it all went down.
某个龌龊的弩哥想帮乔治逃跑 Some dirty guy with a cross-bow tried to help George escape.
结果他被吃了 Got eaten.
我帮助了乔治和他的助手们逃跑 I helped George and his girls escape,
但她们不久就饿死了 but they didn't last long without room service.
瞧瞧这个 Watch this.
由于他多年签售的经验 He has amazing muscle memory
形成了不可思议的肌肉记忆 from all those years of signing books.
形成了条件反射 It's a reflex.
我有上千本这种签售书 I have hundreds of these.
等末日结束 易趣重新营业时 我能发笔大财 I'm gonna make tons of money when eBay comes back.
一夜暴富啊 I'm gonna be damn rich!
不错 Nice.
也许你能对他精神控制 Maybe you could do your mind thing
帮他继续完成下一部手稿 and help him finish his next manuscript.
也许吧 Maybe.
好看吗 Is it any good?
超级好看 They're always good.
夏季来临 Summer is here.
已经八百页了 还要写多少 It's already 800 pages. How long does it need to be?
我之前想在最后一页打上"本章完结" I was thinking about typing the end on the last page.
可以在下一部书里再写死所有角色 We'll kill everyone in the next book.
我能拿一本吗 Can I have this?
当然可以 Yeah, sure.
"救世主摩菲"
别做梦了 Not gonna happen.
该走了 Time to go.
我让你流点血很容易 I have no trouble making you bleed.
我能预见你将登上王座 I can see you sitting on the throne
传播人类与僵尸的智慧 dispensing the wisdom of men, zombies,
一切将迎来光明 and all that will come after men.
摩菲先生 Mr. Murphy.
我会分百分之一给你 公平吧 I'll cut you in for a percentage of the gate. That's fair.
行 我让步 给你百分之十 Okay, fine. I can go ten percent of concessions,
酒类销售利润不算 not counting liquor sales.
这样吧 酒类销售算你一份 I tell you what, I'll throw in liquor sales,
但必须在我收回成本以后另算 but only after my sweat equity has been recouped.
别这样 别这样 Oh, come on. Come on.
需要僵尸的时候他们都跑哪儿去了 Where's a zombie when you need one?
兄弟 你可真难对付 Man, you are a tough negotiator.
包括酒水分你百分之二十 Twenty percent of all concessions including liquor,
然后我们平分乔治·R·R·马丁的书款 and we split the George R R Martin book sales down the middle.
开门 Open the door.
五五开呢 很公平的 50/50. Come on, that's fair.
赶紧开门 不然就等死吧 Unlock the door or die!
摩菲 非得要一直这样吗 好啊 Okay, Murphy. It's going to be like this all the time? Fine.
去吧 Go.
自以为是 Prima donna.
和蔼的
伤害
遭到背叛
遭到背叛 这就是我的感觉 我对你太好了 Betrayed. That's what I'm feeling. I've been too nice.
而你太危险了 And you're too dangerous.
所以我别无选择 只能抽干你的血然后冻住 So I have no choice but to drain your blood and freeze it.
你不能冻住我的血 You can't freeze my blood.
谁说的 Says who?
疾控中心的蠢货吗 Some CDC quack?
抗体 The antibodies.
他们会搞清楚的 不然就我来动手 They'll figure it out. Or I will.
我是你们的任务 I'm the mission.
任务结束了 The mission is over!
你并没有那么独特 摩菲 You're not unique, Murphy,
但也许你的血是挺独一无二的 though perhaps your blood is.
要想得到血样的人 And anybody who wants a sample
就会上我这儿来 can walk right up to my front door.
你可真受欢迎 You have some range.
你甚至都不用挨在僵尸边上 You don't even have to be right next to the zombie.
这可真厉害 this is really something.
你还能让他干什么 你唱歌的话他也会唱吗 What else can you make him do? Will, will he sing if you sing?
我们可以和着音乐 We, we could do this to music.
再加上灯光 We could add a light show.
安静点 Be quiet.
有事吗 Yes?
我在找我的朋友 I'm looking for a friend.
我没看到任何人 Haven't seen anybody.
他很高 肤色怪怪的泛着蓝光 He's a tall guy. Kinda weird blue-ish skin.
蓝色的家伙 Blue-ish fella?
他生病了吗 Is he ill?
这镇子上还有其他人吗 Is there anyone else in this town?
没了 Nobody.
你觉得我朋友可能会去哪儿 Anywhere else my friend might have gone?
不好意思 Sorry.
祝你好运 Good luck.
你差点逼我杀了你的朋友 You almost made me kill your friend.
别丢人了 摩菲 Don't be embarrassed, Murphy.
只要电压够大 能放倒任何僵尸和人类 Enough volts would humble any man or zombie.
摩菲 Murphy.
摩菲 Murphy?
摩菲
摩菲 你没事吧 Murphy, you okay?
怎么回事 What is this?
你血流得很慢 You bleed slowly.
有人跟你说过吗 Anybody ever tell you that?
是的 Yes.
瞧瞧谁突然跟我站在同一阵线了啊 Look who's Mr. Agreeable all of the sudden.
摩菲先生和他的超级僵尸小子 Mr. Murphy and his amazing zombie boy.
摩菲先生和他的超级僵尸小子
我想看看你咬人之后会怎么样 I want to see what happens when you bite a human.
别骗我了 快让我看看 Quit lying to me and show me.
摩菲 你不用这样做的 Murphy, you don't have to do this.
当然要这样做了 Yeah, he does.
别让他把我转变成那种东西 Do not let him turn me into one of those things.
什么东西 One of what things?
我不知道他在说什么 I dunno what he's talking about.
你再敢糊弄我 下半辈子 Patronize me again and you will limp
就当个瘸子吧 for the rest of your undead life.
我太虚弱了 I'm too weak.
你呢 有什么发现 How about you? Anything?
没有 Nothing.
我就说应该给那家伙戴个项圈 Told you we should've put that guy in a collar.
枪声绝对是那个方向传过来的 That shot definitely came from that way.
这只是一个警告 That's just a warning shot.
杀了我 朝我头上给一枪吧 Just kill me. Just shoot me in the head.
我想看看半人半僵尸 I want to see what happens
咬了活生生的人类后会怎么样 when Mr. Half-zombie man bites a living breathing human being.
最好马上开始 And it's gonna happen now
不然我就要冲人开枪了 or I'm gonna start putting holes in people!
摩菲 Murphy!
等等 Hey.
是一万 他留了记号 10k. He left us a trail of crumbs.
没什么可害怕的 There's nothing to fear.
我不怕你 I don't fear you.
我恨你 I hate you.
如果你是人类生存的关键人物 If you're the key to mankind's survival,
那我们还是去死好了 we should all just go to hell.
看来我们想到一块了 Finally, something we agree on.
我在努力了好吗 I'm working here.
不会有事的 It won't be that bad.
像卡桑德拉那样 真是生不如死 What you did to Cassandra was worse than death.
没关系 孩子 Just let it happen, kid.
之后你将无所畏惧 You won't be afraid anymore.
不要 摩菲 求你了 No! Please, Murphy! No!
不要咬在脸上 不要咬在脸上 Don't bite him on the face. Don't bite him on the face.
我累了 你把我血都抽干了 I'm tired. You took all my blood.
咬在胸口 像你的一样 Bite him on the chest. Just like yours.
好 Okay.
好的 Okay.
一下子就结束了 It'll all be over in a second.
不要 别这样 No, no, no!
这就是你想要的吗 Is this what you want?
是的 告诉我当僵尸是什么感受 Yes. Show me what it feels like to be a zombie.
咬他 Done.
看着我 Look at me.
看着我 Look at me!
咬我 Bite me!
现在你知道我是什么感受了吧 Now you know what it feels like to be me.
我的字典里没有"仁慈"二字 There's no mercy in my world.
别看了 Don't watch this.
孩子 很高兴你找到了我 I'm glad you found me, kid.
现在把我从这鬼地方弄出去 Now get me the hell out of here.
摩菲 摩菲 你还好吗 Murphy? Murphy, you okay?
摩菲 Murphy?
摩菲 Murphy.
摩菲 醒醒 Murphy, wake up.
我和他是一起的 Hey, I'm with him.
这都是些什么 What is all this?
摩菲 快醒醒 Come on, Murphy! Wake up!
摩菲 快醒醒 Wake up, Murphy
摩菲 Murphy.
快醒醒 Come on, wake up!
摩菲 Murphy.
植物僵尸怎么到这来的 How'd a phyto get all the way down here?
天呐 我讨厌爆走僵尸 Oh, I hate them blasters.
我还剩两颗子弹 其他人呢 I got two bullets left. Anybody else?
我的都给一万了 I gave mine to 10k.
别指望我哈 Don't look at me.
我有两发 I got two.
一万 把他们引过来 10k! Draw them over this way!
我打光了 I'm out!
这是最奇葩的僵尸了 These are the weirdest freaking zombies.
僵尸乐趣包 集齐十种 The zombie fun pack. Collect all ten.
他怎么了 摩菲 你能听见吗 Well what happened to him? Murphy, can you hear me?
他没事 He's okay.
你会没事的 You're gonna be okay.
快瞧瞧 谁还生龙活虎着呢 Ah, look who's still alive.
如果你不想说也没关系 It's okay if you don't want to talk about it.
所以我才保持沉默 That's why I'm not talking.
恩恩 我懂的 Yeah. No, I get it.
我真有点想把这玩意留在他脖子上 I have half a mind to leave this on.
不如换上个铃铛如何 How about a cowbell?
那样会招僵尸的 That'll attract zs.
是啊 但那和现在比又有什么区别呢 Yeah well what difference does it make?
他打个哈欠 僵尸就来了 He yawns and they come running.
这就是所有的血了吗 Is that all of it?
你现在的感觉像是被抽掉了6品脱血吗 You feel like you're missing six pints?
我不知道 我今天一直没什么知觉 I don't know. I've been unconscious a lot today.
好了 别乱动了 All right, well hold still.
过一会儿就会好了 You should feel better soon.
你干嘛这么关心 What do you care?
血袋就在这儿 Bags of blood are here.
拿走就是你们的 Take them. They're yours.
拿去做疫苗就好了 Go get your cure.
不要再试着溜走了 Try not to run off again.
我们都还指望你活着呢 We're all counting on you to stay alive.
沃伦 Warren.
答应我 Promise me
到了加州 不要丢下我一个人 You won't leave me alone if we make it to California.
我答应你 I promise you.
出发 Saddle up.