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翻译 马云姨妈 Marshal同学 米小勒
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他怎么样 How's he doing?
不太好 Not so good.
《僵尸国度》前情提要 Perviously on Z Nation.
他怎么样了 How is he?
我们必须得救他 We have to save him!
你在想什么 What you thinking?
我必须得放手一搏 I have to try!
露西 别 Lucy, don't.
你衰老跟这个有关系吗 Do these have something to do with you aging?
我答应过艾迪 I promised Addy
我们会待在一起 that we'd all stick together.
露西... Lucy...
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我们都爱过你 露西 We all loved you, Lucy.
从你艰难地迈入这个世界的那刻起 From the moment you clawed your way into this world,
我们就知道 we knew
你是与众不同的 you were special.
无论你走入 As you wove your way
亦或离开我们的旅程之时 in and out of our journey
在这个充满着伤痛与黑暗的世界中 in this big ole world of hurt and darkness,
你都是那一抹亮色 you were the bright spot.
一道不寻常的蓝光点 Freaky little blue bright spot.
在你白驹过隙般的人生中 And in your short time here,
你几乎拯救了世界 you damn near saved the world.
所以正如另一位医生所说的那样 So as another doctor once said,
"我们不要为她的离去而哭泣 "Let's not cry because she's gone.
要为她的曾经存在而微笑" But let us smile cuz she was here."
僵 尸
国 度
第四季第七集
喂 我们为何要停下 Hey, why are we stopping?
这玩意臭死了 是啥啊 This stuff stinks. What is that?
闻起来像腐臭的薯条或者僵尸味炸鱼排什么的 Smells like rancid french fries or zombie fish sticks.
你饿了吗 You getting hungry?
再不就是墨菲臭袜子汤 或是 Or Murphy's sock soup or
接近了 Close.
老厨房里的油脂 Old kitchen grease.
用生化燃料改进的柴油 多亏了有它 Modified diesel running on bio fuel. Luck to have it.
这年头油污可比汽油要多得多 A lot more grease traps than gas stations.
我去看看出啥事儿了 Let me see what's happening.
我们来伴儿了 We got company.
让他去吧 Let him go.
有些事儿得靠他自己琢磨明白 He's got some things to work out.
停车 停车 Stop! Stop!
救命 Help!
停车 Stop!
快回来 Get back!
什么玩意 What is that?
继续开 Keep going!
-救命 -不 停车 - Help! - No. Stop!
神秘山[灵]嘉[魂]年[杀]华[手]
来人救救我 Somebody help me!
你不是那种永远死守救生筏不松手的人吗 Aren't you the one that always never never get out of the boat?
我现在就下船 去惩奸除恶 I'm getting out of the boat. I'm killing some bad guys.
谁跟我一起去 Who's coming with?
先让我去查查看好吗 Let me check it out first, all right?
别被你现在的头脑带动行事 Don't do this in the headspace you're in.
不会有什么好结果 Nothing good can come of it.
如今也没有什么事会有好结果 Nothing good comes of anything.
神秘山[灵]嘉[魂]年[杀]华[手]
这是在上演什么鬼呢 Well what in the hell do we have here?
世界上最可悲的嘉年华吗 The world's saddest carnival?
疯狂僵尸四人帮 Mad Zs. Four.
哦不 五人帮 Oh, no, five.
有活人吗 Any humans?
上面呢 Up there.
活着还是转化了 Alive or Z?
看不出 Can't tell.
谁会这样对待一个女人呢 Now who would do that to a woman?
我告诉你们吧 让末世变得可悲的并不是那些僵尸 I tell you, it's not the zombies that make the Apocalypse suck.
而是那些该死的人们 It's the damn people.
救命 Help.
坚持住 Hang on.
救救我 求你了 Help me. Please.
别把我留下 Don't leave me!
他们把我绑在这里喂僵尸 They tied me up here and left me for the Zs!
混蛋 谁 谁对你做了这事儿 Bastards. Who? Who did this to you?
帮帮我 Help me!
我们把她弄下来吧 Let's get her down.
看在上帝的份上 快点 For God's sake, hurry!
你们先在这守着 我有个主意 You guys keep them busy. I got an idea.
今天 No
没有 brains
大脑吃 today.
僵尸 僵尸 朝这看 Here zombie zombie zombie zombie! Come on! Come on!
乖 谁想跟我一起去兜风 Good zombie. Who wants to go for a ride?
你想兜风吗 咱们走 You want to go for a ride? Come on, let's go for a ride.
乖孩子 Good zombies.
走起 好样的 Come on. Good.
乖孩子 Good zombies.
开车时头手不要伸出窗外 Keep your hands and teeth inside the ride at all times.
乖 Good zombies.
老实待着哦 Stay.
打开车门 快开门 Open the door! Open the door!
你们闹够了没 我快死上面了 You done playing around? I'm dying up here.
悠着点 Take it easy.
你喝这么快会吐的 You're gonna get sick if you drink it that fast.
她没事吧 She okay?
死不了 She'll live.
很好 我们快把她弄出来 然后重新上路 Good. Let's get her out of here and get back on the road.
慢着 Hold on.
发生了什么 这是谁干的 What happened? Who did this to you?
他们吗 They did this?
他们把我放这上面 还杀了杰科和沃洛克 They put me up here. Killed Jacko and Warlock.
我儿子在那里面 My son is in there.
他们抓了你儿子吗 They got your son?
他早一命呜呼了 He's so dead.
他们害死你儿子吗 They killed your son?
楼上那群人吗 The men up there?
我受够了 That does it.
慢着慢着 别冲动 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
哪群人 Which men?
小屋里那群人又是谁 And who's all in that shack?
我得给做个了结了 I'm putting a stop to this.
摩菲 别这样 Murphy, don't do this.
我受够了 成吗 I've had enough, all right!
谁跟我一起 Who's coming with me?
摩菲 我知道你最近情感上遭遇挫折 Now Murphy, I know you're hurting.
但你这样鲁莽行事 露西也活不过来 But this will not bring Lucy back.
小红 艾迪 孙美亦然 Or Red. Addy. Sun Mei.
还有五千 你们这样根本无济于事 5K. Or any of them.
没人会听你的 Neither will listening to you.
就这次我觉得他做得没错 For once I think he's right.
我们总不能袖手旁观 We can't just do nothing.
心存怨念去战斗 会有坏事发生 Bad things happen when you fight full of hate.
成人 25美元 未成年人 10美元 长者 8美元 不收支票 一经售出 概不退款 营业时间 周一到周三休息
太诡异了 This is weird.
那是一朵巨型蘑菇... 吗 A giant mushroom...thing?
你也看见了吗 我还以为我出现幻觉了 Oh good, you see it too? I thought I was having a flashback.
这位妇人看起来应该没什么大碍 She seems like she's gonna be okay.
我们得阻止他们 We have to stop them.
没可能的 You can't.
摩菲被僵创蒙蔽了双眼 Murphy's blinded by PZT.
僵创 Pzt?
僵尸创伤后应激反应 Post Zombie Trauma.
他这个反应很严重 He's got it bad.
他无法除掉害死露西的罪魁祸首 Yeah, well he can't kill what took Lucy.
于是开始奉行阻者死 逆者亡 So he's gonna kill the next thing in his way.
另外两位的情况也差不多 Same with the other two.
他们这些作为 This.
都将以眼泪告终 This is gonna end in tears.
我们得把这一意孤行扼杀在摇篮里 Yeah, well we got to stop it before it starts.
我才不要进去 I'm not going in there.
如果我们也冲进去 就卷入其中了 We go in there, we become a part of it.
我才不要插手 I'm not gonna be a part of it.
你们还有这种磨牙的破玩意吗 You got any more of these crappy sawdust bars?
或者是巧克力棒之类的小吃 饮料也行 Or a Zagnut or something? Or Faygo?
老娘没喝够呢 I'm still thirsty!
我看看还有什么 Let me see what we got.
你觉得里面有多少人 How many you think are in there?
听起来人不少 Sounds like a lot.
再好不过了 All the better.
别这样做 Don't do this.
沃伦 你走开 我们搞得定 Go away, Warren. We got this.
这不关我们的事 This is not our fight.
你救下了那位妇人 她会好起来的 走吧 You saved the woman. She's gonna be fine. Let's go.
不可能再纵容这些混蛋胡作非为了 These scumbags just don't get a pass.
大灾变不是他们为所欲为的借口 The Apocalypse is not an excuse.
你们不能这样路见不平一声吼 You just can't kill bad guys.
那些不是僵尸 都是活生生的人 Those aren't zombies. Those are humans.
人类本来就所剩无几了 就算其中有些... Not many of us left, even if we're...
臭虫 bad.
我觉得该净化一下人类基因库了 Yeah, well it's time to drain the gene pool.
她儿子还在里面 没准还活着呢 Her son could still be in there. What if that was one of us?
然而事实并非如此 But it's not.
我们救不了任何人 We can't save everyone.
他们不肯住脚 一直踢他的头 They wouldn't stop. Just kept kicking him upside the head.
然后他跟我说 珍妮·G 你就是个烂婊 Then he says to me, Jenny G, you just a broke ass hoe.
大家为什么要听你的 Why would anybody listen to you?
还说我 那大家为什么要听你的 Me? Why'd anybody listen to you?
你个妖艳货色 Faygo swilling poser.
废柴 我保护大家安全 我让欢乐继续 Scrub. I keep us safe. I keep the party going.
天 我们以前倒是一起开心过 Boy, we used to have some good times, though.
跟你说 我们以前各种花天酒地 We really used to tear it up, I tell you.
有一次 This one time,
杰斯塔开了辆菲多利玉米片的卡车过来 Jesta comes driving up in a Frito truck, right?
一整车都开来了 A whole goddamn truck.
总之 我们狂欢起来了 So anyway, we're whooping it up,
满嘴塞满了整袋玉米片 stuffing whole bags of Fritos in our mouths.
然后我们忽然想到 And then we're like, wait a minute,
铃杰克呢 where's RingJack?
我不骗你啊 这之后 And then I swear, right then,
铃杰克开了辆啤酒公司的车从拐角过来了 RingJack comes driving around the corner in a Beer Truck.
我勒个去 Holy shitface!
有如超绝的日漫一般啊 Like manga from heaven.
我们疯了一周 We got stupid for a week.
大吃大喝 寻欢做爱 Drinkin', eatin', humpin',
唱着 吵着 呕吐着 rappin', fightin', pukin',
然后再重来一遍 and starting all over again.
疯狂僵尸 Mad Zs.
等下 不是疯狂僵尸 那是... Wait. Those aren't Mad Zs. That's...
那些是小丑 Those are clowns.
小丑 Clowns?
这不是最坏的情况 Could be worse.
还好不是哑剧演员 Could be mimes.
马戏团这些玩意是怎么回事 So what's with all the circus crap?
僵尸末日到来后 When the Zompocalypse hit,
小子们决定效仿其英雄 组建自己的团伙 the boys decided to form their own posse like their heroes,
脸上涂油彩的小丑黑帮
朱加洛帮the Juggalos.
朱加洛帮 Juggalos?
但我们改成了"僵加洛帮" Except we're the Zug-galos.
成员就是我们自己 We're our own thing.
但我不能讨厌 都是一家人 对吧 But I can't hate. We all family, right?
亲情至圣 Much family love.
我们都是干非法勾当的小丑 懂我意思吧 We all bleed Faygo, you know what I mean.
但家人总会回来 Family always comes back though.
团结在一起才更好 It's always better together.
家人 Family.
我感觉不太好 I don't feel so good.
我需要药 I need my medicine.
什么药 你是糖尿病患者之类的吗 What medicine? What kind? Are you diabetic or something?
治我脑子的药 It's for my brain.
让我感觉好一点 我需要 It makes me feel better. I need it!
药在屋里 我得趁他们吸光之前拿到 It's in the house. I got to get it before they do it all up.
你不需要 You don't need that.
我病了 I'm sick.
我受伤了 你瞧 I'm hurting. Look.
治疗毒瘾的止痛药
快去 我需要奥克西Come on! I need my Oxy!
奥克西 我还以为几年前就没有这药了 Oxy? I thought they ran out of that years ago.
我们回收再利用 没错 We recycle it. Yep.
"僵加洛帮"成员的尿液里有很多药 我们存起来 Zuggalos got so much drugs in their urine, we save it,
过滤 晾干 重新再吸 filter it, dry it out, snort it all over again.
我们管它叫"僵春药" We call it Z-Wak.
"僵春药" Z-Wak?
你喜欢狂欢吗 我们总开派对 You like to party, honey? We got plenty.
不了 谢了 僵尸末日已经让我麻木了 No. Thanks. The Apocalypse makes me numb enough already.
你特么不是吧 Well la-tee-freakin'-da.
你觉得你比我强吗 那是我的家 You think you're better than me?! That there's my house!
所以是我的"僵春药" That makes it my Z-Wak!
那是你家吗 That's your house?
我刚才不是说了吗 我儿子在那边 That's what I said, ain't it? My boy's down there.
你该留下来狂欢 需要什么都有 You should stay and party. Got all we need.
有"僵春药" 有普鲁诺酒 We got Z-Wak. We got Pruno,
巧克力棒 汽水 玉米片 Zagnuts, Faygo, Fritos.
玉米片拯救我人生啊 Fritos saved my life!
我们还有音乐 We even got music.
生活没有音乐 还有什么乐趣 Life ain't worth livin' without the music.
我们还有太阳能 一些电池 We still got solar, some batteries,
所以可以狂欢一整晚 so we can go all night.
国王知道怎么把灯点亮 King knows how to make the lights work.
他这方面很牛 He's good at that stuff.
但我会杀了他 I'll kill him, though.
我要把他的小鸡鸡做成项链 竟敢不把我放在眼里 I'll wear his nizzos for a necklace. Discrespectin' me!
不会啦 搞你呢 亲爱的 Naw, I'm just messin' with ya, honey.
但我肯定会搞死他 But I'll mess him up for sure.
好了 That's it.
我看不下去了 上 I've seen enough. Let's go.
等下 Wait.
我命令你不许这么做 I'm ordering you not to do this.
你来命令老子吗 别挡道 沃伦 You ordering me? Get the hell out of my way, Warren.
再多杀戮也改变不了什么 More killing won't change anything.
那也没见你少杀啊 Like that ever stopped you.
摩菲 等等 Murphy, wait!
别这样 Don't do this.
别怎样 Don't do what?
欢迎来到寒舍 Welcome to our humble home.
欢迎来到混乱黑暗嘉年华 And Dark Carnival of Mayhem.
游戏现在开始 Let the games begin!
游戏 Games?
他说的估计不是飞行棋 I don't think he means Parcheesi.
这个角落是僵加洛暴毙轮盘游戏 And in this corner, we have the Zuggalo Wheel of Sudden Death.
让您尽享旋转的快乐 For your spinning pleasure.
这个角落是暴击嬉皮头游戏 And in this corner, Brain the Hippie.
别这样 哥们 我这个老嬉皮没怎么你吧 Oh come on, man. What'd this ole hippie ever do to you?
你给我退下 小土豆丸子 You need to back up, tater tot!
至于那些喜欢高科技酷刑的 And for those of you who like your torture high tech,
这里还有试胆游戏 I give you Test Your Metal.
我要杀了你们 I'm gonna kill you!
哥们 这才只开到懦夫档 Dude, it's only set to Wussy.
我们还没来高强度的呢 We haven't even cranked it up yet.
还有专为我们僵加洛的娱乐 And for our Zuggalo pleasure!
好了 第一轮"生死拼酒"结束 All right. That's it for round one of Drink For Your Life.
既然已经热好身了 上监狱酒 Now that we're warmed up, it's time for Pruno!
监狱酒 Pruno!
棒 Yeah!
跟上一轮规矩一样 Same rules as last round.
只不过这次 每答错一次 Only this time, for every wrong answer,
你要喝酒 而且我们要电你这位朋友 you drink. And we zap your friend here.
等等 啥... 这不公平 Wait, what? That...that's not fair!
好了 All right.
开始了 我想到一个 Here we go. Okay, I got it.
第一张小丑牌是什么 What was the first joker's card?
疯狂小丑波塞乐队的 黑暗嘉年华系列称为小丑牌
是《屠杀嘉年华》专辑 That was the Carnival of Carnage.
1992年 1992.
喝干 Guzzle it.
拜托 哥们 不要了吧 Hey, come on, dude. Really.
该死的混蛋 Son of a bitch.
别别别 No, no, no.
算你蒙对 那问题太简单了 Lucky guess. That was too easy.
我又想到一个 Okay. I got it.
《回音界》是哪一年发行的 When did they release Echo Side?
这是个陷阱题 That's a trick question.
这是后来黑莲乐队的歌 It's a Dark Lotus song.
疯狂小丑波塞乐队与其他几人合为黑莲乐队
属于《莲蓬的故事》专辑 大概是 And it's on the Tales of the Lotus Pod, in like,
2001年 2001.
答错了 喝 Wrong. Drink.
其实是1999年在《神奇杰科兄弟》专辑上 It was actually on The Amazing Jeckel Brothers in 1999.
不过你差点蒙对 That was a good try though.
你说得对 确实是黑莲的歌 You were right. It was on Dark Lotus too.
不过是后来 But later.
我们要等他们到什么时候 How long we waiting for them?
他们会回来的 在此期间我们就在这里等着 They'll be back. In the meantime we wait right here.
好吧 如果他们回不来呢 Yeah. What if they don't come back?
那里一屋子为监狱酒和嘻哈疯狂的 That's a house full of violent knuckleheads
暴力蠢货 high on Pruno and Wack.
他们会回来的 They'll be back.
你听到了吗 You hear that?
什么 What?
我什么都没听到 I don't hear anything.
正是 这绝不是好事 Exactly. That's never good.
我几个儿子小时候总是吵吵闹闹 When my boys was little, they was always raising a ruckus.
如果他们在另一个房间 只要能听到吵闹声 If they were in the other room, as long as you heard howlin'
就知道他们都没事 you knew everything was okay.
而一旦静下来 就该担心了 Soon as it got quiet, that's when you worry.
我们应该过去 We should go down there.
他们会回来的 They'll be back.
闹起来了 这样好多了 Oh, there you go. That's better.
你待在这里 You stay here.
我去看看 马上回来 I'm gonna go check it out. I'll be right back.
不行 我和你一起去 No way. I'm going with you.
不 你留下 他们想杀了你 No. You stay. They tried to kill you.
所以更不能留我一个人了 All the more reason not to leave me alone.
紧跟着我 不要出声 Stick close to me, and don't make any noise.
我吗 我安静如鼠 想当年 Me? I'm quiet as a mouse. Back in the day,
我们去偷袭另一群人... we were sneaking up on another tribe, and...
我过去经常过敏 尤其是春天 I used to have allergies all the time especially in the spring.
从没见过这种情况 Ain't never seen that before.
多克 Doc?
一万 10k?
上监狱酒 Pruno!
我寒冷 我不幸 I'm chillin'. I'm illin'.
我的肠子洒满屋顶 With my guts all over the ceilin'.
像在玩我说你做可我还什么都没说 Like a game of Simon Says but I never said Simon.
那就把脸涂得五颜六色然后开始饶舌 Splash a little paint in their faces and start rhymin'.
来真的 好啊 好啊 What?! Whoop! Whoop!
好啊 好啊 Whoop! Whoop!
好 好 好 好 Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
可以啊 姑娘 Damn, girl!
你继续 There you go.
于是他一手攥着半只松鼠 So there he was with half a squirrel in one hand
另一只手拿着热狗 and a hot dog in the other.
我猜他这辈子都忘不了那个味儿 He'd a liked to never get that taste out of his mouth.
你这是在干嘛 What the hell are you doing?
让它不能行动 它很快就会重新站起来 Disabling it. It'll get back up again soon.
把这边的肌腱砍断 它就只能爬着走了 Cut these tendons here, it can't get back up. It can still crawl.
我朋友 Friend of mine.
这样啊 Right.
逗你玩
该死的小丑 Crazy ass clown.
你讨厌我 可你不了解我 You don't like me. But you don't know me.
如果实在不喜欢 你可以选择吹我 And if you don't like it, you can blow me.
我和我的小伙伴走上街头 My homies and me, we came up on the streets.
我手握麦克风 你可以感受到我的热情 I grab a microphone, you're gonna feel the heat.
耶 Geeyuh!
发射上天直达人造卫星 Beam it up to the satellite.
我要让你精疲力竭因为我样样都行 I'll wear you out. I can go all might.
不像罗密欧和那个什么丽叶 Like Romeo in love with the Crap-ulet.
你不能因为没见过我就对我这么不屑 You don't love me if you ain't even met me yet.
你不想要我 你不了解我 You don't want me though. You don't know me, yo.
我们就像一个花生酱三明治 We'll take it to go like a peanut butter sandwich.
说你想要的 不过要说清楚点 碧池 Say what you want. But you got to take a stand, bitch.
好啊 好啊 Whoop whoop!
谢谢大家 Much love.
哎呀 你以为自己是个酷炫的忍者 Aww, well you think you're some sorta badass ninja?
可老娘的这跟小拇指也不是吃素的 But I got more soul in my freakin' little finger.
你带着你的小团体 Yeah, you and your posse,
在我们面前自以为了不起 y'all think you got us by our short and curlies.
可如果我抛弃了你 But when I leave you,
你眼泪汪汪地装可怜都来不及 you're gonna be cryin' like little girlies.
妙啊 妙啊 Whoop whoop!
厉害了 沃伦 Damn, Warren.
有完没完 Come on!
干嘛啊 What?
里面怎么样了 What's happening in there?
可恶 沃伦和摩菲都被抓了 Damn, they've got Warren. Murphy, too.
他们在干嘛 What are they doing?
我不知道 I'm not sure.
可能在为僵加洛女王的位子进行饶舌对决 I think they're having a rap battle for Zuggalo Queen.
阴沟里的老鼠 马路上的狗 Rats from the sewers, dogs from the streets,
都在为了吃食到处奔走 sniffin' around for something to eat.
我满手是血 脚上是碎玻璃 Blood in my hands, broken glass in my feet.
蒙起破被 倒头大睡 Pull up the covers and go back to sleep.
钻进我的喉咙 拽出我的肺 Reach down my throat and pull out my lungs.
你每一次都会让我喘不过气特别累 You leave me breathless when you take a run.
我已经在房间里给你留了个空位 Let me get some needin' up in my room.
我要尝尝你的滋味 碧池 做好准备 Taste your cotton candy. Bitch, I'm coming for you.
我要进去 I got to go in there.
不 不行 No. No.
谁给你的胆子说要尝姐的滋味 So it's my cotton candy you want to taste?
带着你的垃圾歌词滚出姐的视线范围 Take your broke-ass rhymes and get out of my face.
那是沃伦吗 Was that Warren before?
对 她把国王爆出翔了 Yeah, she's kicking his ass on the mic.
把你不懂的统统切碎 ...dice up what you can't understand.
你小时候老师应该也曾这样说你 Just like your teacher said when you was a kid,
放弃吧小笨蛋 你永远弄不懂这个问题 give it up dumbass cuz you ain't never gonna get it.
我... I...
你... You...
我... I...
你会成为僵加洛帮的女王 You will be my Zuggalo Queen.
好哦 好哦 Whoop whoop!
我去你妈的 You son of a bitch!
老子要撕烂你那张小丑脸 I'm gonna beat you till the clown meat shows!
好哦 好哦 Whoop whoop!
你会成为我的女王 You will be my queen.
我妈要是还在该多好啊 I wish my mom was here to meet you.
僵加洛婚礼 Zuggalo wedding!
婚礼 Wedding!
婚礼 婚礼 婚礼 Wedding! Wedding! Wedding!
婚礼 Wedding!
沃伦女王 Queen Warren!
沃伦 沃伦 Warren! Warren!
沃伦 沃伦 沃伦 沃伦 Warren! Warren! Warren! Warren!
沃伦 沃伦 沃伦 Warren! Warren! Warren!
准备好 Be ready.
看我指示 Follow my lead.
沃伦 沃伦 沃伦 Warren! Warren! Warren!
沃伦 沃伦 沃伦 沃伦 Warren! Warren! Warren! Warren!
沃伦 沃伦 沃伦 Warren! Warren! Warren!
沃伦 Warren!
沃伦... Warren...
想砸个婚礼吗 Wanna crash a wedding?
行 咱们去把中士找来 Yeah. Let's go get Sarge.
我们是新娘娘家人 We're with the bride.
各位亲 Dearly beloved,
今天我们相聚在此 来庆祝这位僵加洛小子 we are gathered here today to join this Zuggalo
以及这位超正点的僵加洛妹子的婚礼 and this super hot Zuggalette in the
庆祝他们逆天的婚姻 eternal bonds of unholy matrimony.
庆祝两颗心脏的结合 To join their two beating hearts.
如果有任何人 Should there be anyone
有任何原因反对他们的结合 who has cause why this union should not go forward,
请立即说出 否则永远沉默 speak now or forever hold your peace.
永远沉默 Forever hold your piece!
随着心跳同步 Through the sharing of of beats,
两个生命就此结合 two lives have come together.
我们将共同见证 一同庆祝 We gather to witness and to celebrate.
正如祖祖辈辈传承下来的传统 Like our fathers before us in the grand family tradition,
诸神在上 before gods
魔鬼在下 before devils,
祖宗在前 and before men,
我们将进行血誓婚盟 we share in the nuptial blood rite.
下面该开始举行 It is time for the ceremonial exchange
小指交换仪式了 of pinkies.
当然接下来 Followed of course
根据传统 我们将分享新娘 by the time-honored sharing of the bride!
她太美了 She's so beautiful.
我儿要成亲了吗 My baby's getting married?
老妈 Oh, mom!
你算是个什么儿子 What kind of son are you?
我把一切都给了你 I gave you everything.
我给了你一生 I gave you life.
你五岁才断奶 Breast fed you till you were five.
结果你就这么对我 And this is how you treat me?
可是妈 我们只是闹着玩 But Ma, we were just messin' around.
我们待会儿就会接你下来的 We were gonna come and get you down.
再说了 你整个就是在撒泼 Besides, you were being a total bitch.
你明知道外面有僵尸 That's zombie shit and you know it.
而我没准会死在外面 I could'a died out there on the wheel.
你可知道我们救了她 You know, we saved her.
-闭嘴 -闭嘴 - Shut up! - Shut up!
这里是我的家 你给我记住了 This here is my family, and don't you forget it.
你穿上龙袍也当不成太子的 儿啊 Just cuz you call yourself King don't make it real, yo.
这是我的权利 It's my right!
你什么都不让我做 You never let me do anything.
我受够了被你指手画脚了 I'm tired of you telling me what to do.
我整个世界都围着你转 你说什么屁话呢 You're the center of my universe What are you talking about?
你从来没照顾过我 You were never there for me!
话说 我算听明白是怎么回事了 You know, I think I know what's going on here.
我和我女儿也这么吵过一架 Me and my daughter, we had the same discussion.
你们两个应该... What you two need to do is...
-闭嘴 -闭嘴 - Shut up! - Shut up!
国王 Now, King.
老爸也会希望这样的 It's what Daddy would've wanted!
老爹想要什么你知道个屁 You don't know what Daddy would've wanted.
听你老娘的话 才最合他心意 Do right by your mamma, that's what Daddy would've wanted.
那咱们去问他 Then well let's ask him!
好啊 行 All right, fine.
那好 Fine!
-好 -好 - Fine! - Fine!
老爹 Daddy.
老爹你醒了吗 Daddy, are you awake?
来吧 老爹 Here you go, Daddy.
让你见几个新朋友 Got some new friends for you to meet.
你要结婚了 You were gonna get married
可作为你父母 你一个都不请吗 without inviting either one of us?
进展太快了 It happened kinda fast.
我们打算私奔来着 We decided to elope.
宝贝 Oh baby.
你还好吗 How you doin'?
想你亲爱的老妈了吗 You miss your sugar momma?
想不想... You miss...
好吧 赶紧问 All right, get on with it.
老爹 告诉老妈我能当头领了 Daddy, tell Momma I'm ready to run the clan.
蠢蛋 你知道他只能回答是非题 Dumbass! You know he can only answer yes and no questions.
他咕哝表示是 没反应就非 He'll grunt for yes and nothing for no.
我准备好管理部落了吗 Am I ready to run the clan?
我准备好当小丑国王了吗 Am I ready to become King Clown?
瞧 都跟你说了 See! I told you!
那不能当作回答 他只是吐了一堆 That wasn't no answer! He just threw up is all.
不能表示是 That don't count as a yes!
你要我管理这个家 对吗 宝贝 You want me running the family, right baby?
你儿子还没准备好 Junior ain't ready.
你要我管理部落 对吗 You want me to run the clan, right?
你的甜心妈妈管理这个家 Your sweet-ass sugar momma running the family?
对吗 爸爸 Right, Daddy?
瞧 他选我 对吗 爸爸 See! He wants me! Ain't that right, Daddy?
不 爸爸 你不知道你在咕哝什么 No! Daddy! You don't know what you're grunting!
我还是你妈妈 I'm still your Momma!
放开我 你个疯婆子 Get off me, you crazy ho!
那你先别犯傻 Not till you stop actin' a fool!
说我是对的 快说 Say I'm right! Say it!
放开 Let go!
我知道她会喜欢上你的 I knew she'd like you.
再那么碰我 孩子 就让你见僵尸上帝 Touch me again like that, boy, you'll meet Zombie Jesus.
我恨你 I hate you!
哭吧 宝贝 Cry baby.
我从没想过要你 I never wanted you.
你为什么不能当一次正常的妈妈 Why can't you just be a normal mom for once?!
别再想杀你妈妈 Stop trying to kill your mom!
现在当父母并不容易 You know, it's hard being a parent these days!
可她想杀我 She tried to kill me!
你知道她明显是关心你的 Well, you know she obviously cares about you.
她很矛盾 你有想过吗 She's conflicted! Did you ever think of that?!
我一生都是个自私的家伙 You know, I've been a selfish prick my whole life.
然后我的小女儿出生了 But then my little girl was born,
突然我要为别人着想 and suddenly I wanted something for someone else.
到我想明白时 已经太迟了 By the time I figured that out, it was too late.
现在我的小女儿离开了 And now my little girl is gone.
但你俩 还有彼此 But you two, you still have each other!
别搞砸了 Don't mess that up!
不是我的原因 是她的 It's not me! It's her!
别再搞保护墙 认为都是她的错 Stop putting up walls and thinking it's all her fault!
听她说话 Listen to her!
太对了 你不听话 Damn right. You don't listen!
还有你 你知道 And you. You know,
当父母的方式没有对或错 there's no right or wrong way to do this parenting thing.
我收回那句话 You know, I take that back.
我认为你很可能做错了 I think you're probably doing it wrong.
你要看清楚他 他已经长大成人了 You need to see him for who he is, for the man that he is.
他不再是个小男孩了 He's not that little boy anymore.
我就是那么说的 That's what I'm saying!
闭嘴 Shut up!
你很幸运 有机会看着他长大 You're lucky. You got to see him grow up.
我的小女儿 她长得太快了 我没机会看 My little girl, she grew up so fast, I never got to see that.
没机会看清楚她 Never saw her for who she was.
她需要我看清楚 他需要你看清楚 And she needed me to see that. He needs you to see that.
看清楚他 See him!
我看得到 I see him.
我看得出他如果不马上离开我后背 I see if he doesn't get his clown ass off my back,
我会打死他 I'm gonna beat him down!
你个贱人 You bitch!
国王 King!
快跑 你个小丑 Run, you clown!
虽然我们见惯了 但这场面也太糟了 This is bad. Even for us.
赶紧撤吧 Time to GTFO.
你是对的 You were right.
关于什么事 About what?
关于露西 About Lucy.
发生的事是... What happened was...
我的错 my fault.
听着 我... Look, I...
我不知道我们在干什么 I don't know what we're doing.
这些梦 幻象 幻觉 These dreams, visions, hallucinations.
没给我们指引方向 It's leading us nowhere.
我还不知道它有什么含义 And I still don't know what it means.
在我想明白之前 我不能让任何人跟着我 I can't have anyone following me around until I figure it out.
所以 我们去新美国 So we head to Newmerica.
去北边 North!
收到 去北边 中尉 Copy! North, Lieutenant.
新美国吗 Newmerica?
对 新美国 Yeah, Newmerica.