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翻译 米小勒 玛莎 小猫 glida
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总监 米小勒
你们好 朋友们 Hello, friends.
我勒个僵尸操啊 是斯盖齐和斯基齐啊 Sweet zombie Jesus. It's Sketchy and Skeezy.
《僵尸国度》前情提要 Previously on Z Nation.
通缉令
你想永生吗 You want to be immortal?
就是他 Oh it's him.
只需被摩菲咬上一口 Well Murphy here has got to bite you.
你对这些幻象 These visions that you're having,
不能置之不理 don't ignore them.
潜意识是非常强大的 The unconscious is a very powerful thing.
黑彩虹是真的 Black Rainbow is real.
沃伦 Warren?
-多克 -看到其他人了吗 - Doc? - See anybody?
摩菲 Murphy?
我什么都看不到 I can't see anything.
-你看到谁了吗 -没有 - Do you see anyone? - No.
这简直是一团糟 This is fubar.
这该死的泡沫要把我噎死了 This damn foam is choking me out.
谢了 掩护[封面]男孩 Thanks, cover boy.
我们必须要找到沃伦 We have to find Warren.
多克 小心僵尸 Doc, Zs!
这该死的泡沫还不够恶心吗 现在小猫小狗也跟着添乱了 Damn if this foam wasn't bad enough. Now puppies and kittens.
我们被包围了 摩菲 得杀出条血路来 We're surrounded, Murphy. Got to fight it out.
让我们一起摇摆 Let's rock and roll.
僵尸源源不断 They just keep coming.
那就不要停止杀戮 Then keep killin'.
那你以为我现在在干嘛呢 What do you think I'm doing?!
多克 当心背后 Doc, behind you!
嘿多克 看那边 Hey, Doc. Look over there!
文明的曙光 快走 Civilization, c'mon!
让我们进去 Let us in!
请 推 门
快开门 Open up!
这门是拉的 Pull!
我勒个... What the
斯盖齐 Sketchy?
斯基齐 Skeezy?
啥事儿啊多克 What's up, Doc?
来的时机真好 Perfect timing.
你们想剃个须剪个发吗 you boys want a shave and a haircut?
矮油各位亲 好久不见啦 Hey, fellas. Long time no see.
剃胡子吗 A shave?
要是不介意的话我... Well don't mind if I
等下 你的胡子怎么... Wait a minute. Your beard's all
这叫做前卫 It's avant-garde.
不不不 谢谢你们的好意 但是 No no, no, no. Thanks for the offer, but
我们现在不能干这事儿 我们得去找沃伦 No, we can't. We got to find Warren.
在这暴雨中找吗 你在开玩笑吧多克 In this storm? You got to be kidding me, Doc.
不不 没开玩笑 她正... No, no. It's no joke. She's...
她正好好的呢 She's a fine woman.
她能"照顾"好她自己 Can take care of herself.
还有我 And me.
那不是事实嘛 Ain't that the truth.
好一个双关呦 That was entendre.
你们俩完事儿没 Are you guys through?
其实沃伦改变了不少 You know, Warren's changed. A lot.
那她还有脉搏不 Does she still have a pulse?
有啊 Well, yeah.
那她就还是我的妞 Well then she's my kinda gal.
不好意思 我认识你吗 我们之前见过吗 Excuse me, do I know you? Have we met?
你脸的某个部分疯狂地似曾相识 Something about your face is crazy familiar.
我强烈怀疑 Highly doubtful.
但我经常被别人说我拥有那种长相 But I've been told I have that kind of face.
-疯狂吗 -疯狂吗 - Crazy? - Crazy?
是似曾相识 Familiar.
不许携带武器
武器那啥 Weapons?
哦不不 我们要闪人了 Oh, no, no. We got to boogie.
那句俗话咋说的来着 永远不要离开小船 What is it you always say? Never get out of the boat.
是啊 可我也总说 Yeah, but I also always said
不要回有毒的大船上去 never go back out in the toxic shit.
换我就不会出去 I wouldn't go out there.
拜托 多克 Come on, Doc.
休息一下嘛 Take a load off.
你要知道 他... You know, he...
可是用契尔氏剃须泡沫的人 he lathers with Kiehl's.
别争了 我加入你们 要把武器搁哪儿 That's it. I'm in. Where do you want them?
武器 Weapons.
请把武器放到下方
放那里吗 In there?
摩菲 你该接受自己的建议 Hey, take your own advice, Murphy.
我们去找沃伦和其他人 We got to find the Warren and others.
沃伦搞不好正盘坐在某处 Warren's probably hunkered down somewhere
等着这场暴雨烟消云散呢 waiting for the storm to blow over.
那你们有数这天气还得持续多久吗 Have any idea how long that's gonna take?
天气这事儿可是预测不了滴 You can't predict the weather.
核子粉尘 Nuclear fallout.
多年的化学物质洗礼 Years of chemicals.
成千上万具尸体被丢进密歇根湖里 Millions of bodies off-gassing in Lake Michigan.
然后砰的一声 Then boom!
僵尸刨冰 Zombie frappé.
再找下去 Any more searching,
你必须得丢下她或者浪费时间走回头路 you're bound to lose her or waste time back-tracking.
所以你们懂的 So, you know.
是啊 来吧 多克 活着就该及时行乐 Yeah. Come on, Doc. Live a little.
眼下可能是我们最后享乐的时光 This could be our last sliver of paradise.
再说了 沃伦是打不死的小强 You know, besides, Warren's indestructible-ish.
这只是我的拐杖 This here's just my walking stick.
你牌子上写着欢迎走着进来的客人[散客] And since your sign says walk-ins welcome,
接待散客
所以我拄着拐杖走进来没什么大碍吧 I assume you don't mind if I just walk in with it?
当真 Really?
咱俩这是一开始就很顺利呀 You and I are getting off on the right foot.
国际象棋
别把我脸割个口子 我伤口很不容易愈合 Careful not to nick me now. I'm a bleeder.
撑住啊 老大 Hang in there, chief.
多克 Doc!
摩菲 Murphy!
一万 10k!
中士 Sarge!
僵 尸
国 度
第四季第十集
别把我胡子刮太多 Not too much off the top.
刮掉脖子上杂毛 留着络腮胡 你的明白 Get rid of the scruff and keep the beard. Capisce?
没问题 Not a problem.
我现在能舒服死了 I could die and go to heaven right now.
-别乌鸦嘴 -别乌鸦嘴 - Don't say that. - Don't say that.
他们说什么 What's that?
他们说 你绝不是第一人 They said you wouldn't be the first.
爹爹 我信了 Oh, daddy. I believe it.
你的胡子硬得跟钢丝球一样 You have steel wool for whiskers.
也许你的状态每况愈下 Maybe you're losing your edge.
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
感觉就像大海捞针一样 It's like searching for for a needle in a haystack.
我就是想不起来了 I just can't find the right memory to remind me.
但是我对此有特别强烈的感觉 But I feel so strongly about this.
你的脸肯定是有某种关联性 So your face must have relevance.
关联 Relevance?
是的 我对你的面孔有印象 一定很重要 Yeah, for me to remember your face. It must've been important.
天知道我忘过多少人的面孔了 I mean, God knows I've forgotten a shit ton of faces.
你记忆力模糊了 朋友 Your mind is playing tricks, my friend.
可能吧 Could be.
真有可能 Could be.
似曾相识 De ja vu!
第三只眼 Third eye.
女性的直觉 Female intuition.
敏锐的心灵遥感 Well telekinesis, then.
你说的是心灵感应 You mean telepathy.
非也 No, I don't.
然也 Yes, you do.
非也 No, I don't.
-然也 -然也 -然也 - You do. - You do. - You do.
听着 心灵遥感是用意志把勺子掰弯 Listen. Telekinesis is like bending spoons with your mind.
心灵感应是读取人们的想法和情绪 Telepathy is reading peoples' thoughts and emotions.
类似灵媒那样 Like a psychic.
他说得没错 He's right.
佩奥特仙人掌吃多后 这两件事我都干过 I did them both on peyote.
我还曾和一位人很好的印第安妇女 And I definitely tele-transported
进行过远距传送 with a nice Native American lady.
一位女巫医 A medicine woman.
你们一定会爱上这小子 You got to love that son of a bitch.
我们在通往地狱的路上 We're on a one way trip to hell,
他还是找时间小憩一下 and he still finds time for a nap.
别乱动 Keep still.
我不想割伤你 I don't want to knick you.
老兄 Ah man,
你有一双神奇之手 you got magic hands.
你叫什么来着 What's your name again?
萨尔 全名叫萨拉查 Sal, short for Salazar.
萨拉查 Salazar!
阿尔巴尼亚人萨拉查 Albanian Salazar!
天哪 他是阿尔巴尼亚人 Oh my God, he's Albanian!
我以为自己能听出口音了 I thought I detected an accent.
是的 不是阿尔巴尼亚人 是希腊人 Yes. Not Albanian. Greek.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
阿尔巴尼亚人不待见我们 Albanian's hate us.
见鬼 我以为自己可算想起来了 Damn, I thought I had it.
老兄 别再责怪自己了 Don't beat yourself up, Bro.
希腊就在阿尔巴尼亚旁边 Greece is right next door to Albania.
虽说相亲相近 Practically neighbors.
差别可大了去了 Totally different.
说说看 Do tell.
阿尔巴尼亚是阿尔巴尼亚 希腊是希腊 Albania is Albania. Greece is Greece.
马其顿是马其顿 Macedonia is Macedonia.
谁提马其顿了 Who said anything about Macedonia?
举例来说 我们发明了三明治 Just an example. And we invented the sandwich.
你提这个干嘛 What the hell does that have to do with anything?
三明治不是希腊人发明的 Greece did not invent the sandwich.
那是罗马人的杰作 It was the Romans.
这样他们在烧杀抢掠时 还能吃东西 So they could eat on the go while raping and pillaging.
大家都知道这个 Everybody knows this.
差一点 但你们都错了 Close, but you're all wrong.
英格兰 1762年 1762, England.
第四代"三明治"伯爵 约翰.孟塔古 确有其人 John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich. No joke.
他让厨师把肉馅夹在面包中给他吃 He had his cook whip up a concoction of meat and bread,
这样他就不用离桌 可以继续玩牌了 so he didn't have to leave the poker table.
是这样吗 Is that so?
这让我想起了另一个发明 You know, that reminds me of another invention
也是以发明者名字命名的 named after its inventor.
汤姆斯·"马桶"爵士 Sir Thomas Crapper,
他在虹吸式冲水装置方面 who actually holds nine Royal Patents
有九项皇家专利 on siphonic flushing mechanisms.
马桶 The toilet?
这个也有 That too.
想想吧 Just think.
如果这两人的发明调换 If it were the other way around,
我们就是吃"马桶" 上"三明治"了 we'd be eating a crapper and taking a sandwich.
真重口啊 老哥 That's heavy, man.
别动 Don't move.
我得把上面修剪一下 I still need to take a little off the top.
天 他的表情太绝了啊 老兄 Man, he gives looks that would kill. Huh, Skeezy?
是啊 每次都爆表了啊 Yeah, knocks em dead every time.
让妞儿们狂爱啊 Drive the ladies crazy!
这俩货对你赞不绝口啊 你找的托儿吗 Quite a cheering section you got there. You paying them?
你和你朋友人不错 这俩货 就不怎么样了 You and your friend are all right. Those two, not so much.
末日的本质就是这样 That's the nature of the damn Apocalypse,
都是萍水相逢啊 like ships passing in the night.
有一些是你的港湾 而其余的就可以说拜拜了 Some you harbor. The rest you torpedo and sink.
你真幽默 太搞笑了 You're funny. Very.
不是阿尔巴尼亚 是阿尔巴尼 Not, Albania. Albany.
你去过纽约的阿尔巴尼吗 Have you ever been to Albany, New York?
别问了 多克 他刚说他喜欢我们呢 Give it a break, Doc. He just said he likes us.
好吧 谢谢 我们也喜欢你 Okay. Thanks, man. We love you too.
你去过阿尔巴尼吗 Have you ever been to Albany?
没有 No.
阿尔布开克呢 Albuquerque?
错过了 Missed it.
下次在图克姆卡里左转 Well, next time take a left at Tucumcari.
我得想明白 I got to figure this out.
我得冥想 I got to meditate.
别费劲去想了 Don't burst a blood vessel.
他搞定我之后 下一个就该你上"砧板"了 Soon as he's done with me you're next up on the chopping block.
蜜糖果仁千层酥怎么样 那是怎么回事 How about that baklava? What's that all about?
美味的油酥... Delicious pastry...
你知道那个袋鼠吗 Do you know that kangaroo?
等下 Hey! Wait!
太棒了 This is great.
再转一次 我看一下后面 Spin me around again one last time so I can check out the back
满足这个人最后的请求吧 Grant the man his last request.
你的技术太好了 You, sir, are an artist.
你满意 我就满足 I am pleased you are pleased.
得了吧 Oh, please.
你看不惯我开心吗 Do you have a problem with my happiness?
负面情绪会传染 Negativity's infectious, man.
就像病毒 Like a virus.
摩菲 摩菲 Murphy! Murphy!
怎么了 What?!
你想看下日光浴床吗 You want to check out the tanning bed?
你们这里有日光浴床吗 有日光浴床吗 They have a tanning bed? You have a tanning bed?
太阳能呢 Solar powered.
你真把这里搞成一个小乐园了啊 You really have carved out a tiny niche of heaven here.
是啊 血汗泪的结晶呢 Yeah. Blood, sweat, and tears.
大部分是血 Mostly blood.
确实 Indeed.
希望你们收费别太贵[胳膊和腿] Well, I hope you're not charging an arm and a leg.
-他是 -我是 - He is. - I am.
该他了 多克 该你了 Well then take his. Doc, you're up next.
而我呢 要去晒匀身体了 Me, I'm gonna go get rid of my tan lines.
刮得真服帖啊[侥幸逃生] That really was a close shave.
我劝你别和这个人计较价钱[撕裂头发] Yeah, I wouldn't split hairs with this man over the price.
我说的是剃须啊 I was talking about the shave.
当然 就跟宝宝的屁股一样顺滑 Oh, sure yeah. Smooth as a baby's bottom.
你心理有问题 You're damaged.
如果事情变糟了 If things get hairy,
就像女优那么尖叫 Scream like a porn star.
领会精神 Something like that.
毛巾布 Terry cloth.
看起来不错啊 Looking good.
你别想上我[进我裤子里] You're not getting in my pants.
你也没穿裤子 You're not wearing any.
好吧 Fair enough.
瞧瞧 Ta da.
不是吧 Really?
你好像觉得不怎么样啊 You seem unimpressed.
怎么说呢 有点... I dunno. It's kinda...
很温馨吧 Intimate, huh?
算是吧 I guess.
你... So you...
你最好签了这个 you might want to sign these.
-为什么 -安全起见 - Why? - For protection.
-出去 -不不 - Get out. - No, no.
-签下面这里就好 -不 立刻滚出去 - Just sign here at the bottom. - No, just get out right now.
-出去 -只签首字母就行 - Go. - Just give me your initials.
-就签表格下面这里 -出去 - Down here at the bottom of the form. - Get out.
快出去
见鬼 我认得你这张脸 我确定我认得你 Damn, man. I know your face. I know I know you.
就在脑子里 It's right here.
你想怎么剪 How do you want it cut?
不知道 就头顶剪一点吧 I dunno. I guess just a little off the top.
别啊 多克 我觉得你头发这样挺好的 I dunno, Doc. Your hair looks pretty good to me.
谢了 兄弟 Ah thanks, man.
其实是我自己剪的 Actually I just cut it myself.
不如就上点发蜡随便修修吧 How bout a wax and a trim?
对了 我鼻毛长得特发达 Oh, and I got some fierce nose hairs
需要赶快修条呼吸道 that could use a good bush-whacking.
你们这里洗发吗 Hey, do you shampoo?
我们给头皮按摩 We scalp massage.
棒极了 再来套按摩 Awesome. Yeah, let's do that.
抱歉 抱歉 Sorry. Sorry.
摩菲说得对 你的手确实神奇 Murphy was right. You do have magic hands.
肯定是希腊特色 Must be a Greek thing.
与油 酸奶 兄弟爱并称 Along with oils, yogurt, and brotherly love.
还有民主 Oh, and democracy.
即使是希腊人也会犯错 Even the Greeks made mistakes.
你是刚乘船来美的希腊人吗 You fresh off the boat Greek?
经底特律港口来的 By way of Detroit.
汽车城底特律 酷 Motor city, baby. Far out.
我在那里度过了美好的时光 I had some good times there.
你听说过一个叫尼基·拉皮尤的人吗 Did you ever hear of a fella named Nicky La Pieu?
大多数人叫他怪人托尼 Most people called him Tony Cue Ball.
不知道为什么 他的头发长及膝盖 I don't know why. He had hair down to his knees.
从没听说过 Never heard of him.
你确定吗 You sure?
非常确定 Definitely.
太遗憾了 他让人很刺激 Too bad. He was a trip.
算很牛 不过太蠢了伤不到人 Kind of an ass, but too stupid to do much harm.
细想一下 Come to think of it,
我上次见他都是六七年前了 the last time I saw him must've been six or seven years ago.
当时刚刚过了... It was just right after...
我滴个天 我就知道 Holy Moses! I knew it!
怪人托尼 你个狗娘养的... Tony Cue Ball! You son of a...
混蛋 Bastard!
跟我的小朋友问好 Say hello to my little friend.
我们试着警告你们了 We tried to warn you.
下次警告得更用力点 Well next time try harder.
闭嘴 Shut up!
淡定 我们很快就杀了他们 Easy. We'll kill them soon enough.
我们不是朋友吗 I thought we were friends.
他才不是朋友 他甚至不是理发师 He ain't a friend. He's not even a barber.
你真该看看你脑袋后面剪的 You should see the back of your head.
这无关个人 从来与个人无关 This is not personal. It's never been personal.
等等 Wait a minute.
他有一次暴揍了你一顿 是吧 He kicked your ass once, didn't he?
应该说是趁我不备偷袭我 More like sucker punched.
这个蠢货和他的同伙 This jackass and his buddy,
不是这个红毛怪 not Gossamer here,
偷袭我 抢了我所有东西 包括内裤 jumped me, took everything I had, including my undies,
留我在那里等死 and left me there to die.
你偷了他的内裤吗 You stole his underwear?
我很绝望 当时是黑色夏天 I was desperate. It was black summer.
可居然抢一个男人的四角裤 But a man's boxers?
那是我的本行 It was business.
去你的本行 Hell of a business.
怎么了 What?
没什么 我只是在想办法逃出去 Nothing. I'm just trying to figure out a way out of this.
我也正这么想呢 Well that's what I'm trying to do too.
不是吧 Really?
你想让我们把这里清理干净吗 You want us to spit shine the place?
我去拿清洁剂 I'll grab the pinesol.
再说一句我就剥了你的皮 Speak again and I peel your skin.
好 Okay.
如果外面是我想的那个人 你们就完蛋了 If that's who I think it is, you fellas are toast.
谁在乎他说的是谁 Who cares what he's talking about.
直接开枪 不问问题 Shoot first. No questions.
要我就不会那么做 I wouldn't do that.
他们当然是在拖延时间 你把我当傻瓜吗 Well of course they're stalling. You take me for an idiot?
这问题是陷阱吗 Is that a trick question?
如果外面是他们想的那个人 If that's who they think it is out there,
你们最好让她活着 you're gonna want her alive.
-女的 -没错 - Her? - Oh yeah.
女人带来痛苦 Mama brings the pain.
安静 Quiet!
表现得正常点 Act normal.
正常 Normal?
就像你们没被抢劫一样 Like you're not being robbed.
抢劫 这是抢劫吗 A robbery? Is that what this is?
我还以为你们两个是施虐狂 I totally thought you two were a couple of sadists
出来找乐子呢 out for a good time.
不对 他们是资本家 No, they're capitalists.
都给我闭嘴 Shut the hell up!
老子连世界末日都赶上了 You are the chattiest bunch of marks
也没见过你们几个这么能逼逼的 in the whole damn Apocalypse!
你得往外拉 You have to pull.
这敲门声让我想起了《猴爪的故事》 Anybody ever read The Monkey's Paw?
别 别开枪 Don't, don't shoot.
我们没有武器 We are unarmed.
没弹药了 Ran out of ammo.
外面都是该死的泡沫 All that damn foam.
你俩的样子和身上的味儿很搭 You two look like you smell.
你这话其实是在夸他们呢 That is a compliment.
那些泡沫好恶心 That foam is nasty.
怎么着 What's the matter?
都没见过姑娘擤鼻子吗 You never see a woman blow her nose before?
我有点不舒服 I don't feel so good.
我需要你的帮助 I need your help!
我们接着抢劫 This is still a robbery!
我这把老骨头可受不了这种折腾了 I'm getting too old for this shit.
我还不是一样 Me too.
抢完你们这一票 我就可以养老了 You were supposed to be my last score.
我严重怀疑你说的不是真的 I'm seriously skeptical of that statement.
闭嘴 Shut up.
命运给了我们一个冰释前嫌的机会 Fate is giving us a chance to reconcile our past.
有这样冰释前嫌的吗 How the hell is this reconciling?
因为这一次 Because this time,
我要杀了你 I will kill you.
美黑老妈来了 Tan mom!
小泰 Tiny!
小泰 Tiny?
把这玩意儿弄出去 Take that thing out of here.
她咬了我 She bit me!
她咬了你 She bit you!
我说过了啊 她咬了我 That's what I said. She bit me.
我也是啊 Me too.
她也咬了你 She bit you?
不 她咬了你 No, she bit you.
可你说的是... But you said that...
被咬的是你 She bit you.
我要被美黑了吗 Am I gonna tan?
不 我的老伙计 No, little buddy.
你要变僵尸了 You're gonna Z.
救救我 斯盖齐 Get me out of here, Sketchy!
我不想死 我不想这么死 Man, I don't want to die! Not like this.
你不会死的 好吗 You're not gonna die, okay?
你可能会变僵尸 但你死不了 You might be going Z, but you're not gonna die.
去把那个拿着 Here, grab that.
什么 What?
消毒剂啊 那个特别有效 The barbicide. It'll kill anything.
你把它喝了吗 Did you just drink that?
是 Yeah.
你感觉好点没 Do you feel any better?
没 No.
你不应该喝了它的啊 Okay, you weren't supposed to drink it.
等等 等一下 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait one minute.
就等一下 行吗 Just one minute, all right?
给他点时间 之后你们要干什么都行 Then you can do whatever you want to him.
那就留他一会儿 就当是做好事 Give him a minute for Chrissakes.
好吧 All right.
大家都镇定一点 Let's all be calm here.
我们来有逻辑地思考一下 Let's step through this logically.
斯基齐被咬已经这么久了还没有变僵尸 We've held Skeezy here for a while, and he hasn't turned yet,
对吧 has he?
时间是检验真理的唯一标准 Proof is in the pudding.
我同意 Yeah, I agree.
到现在都没事 说明美黑老妈没咬到他 If he hasn't turned by now, bacon lady didn't get him.
那伤口是怎么回事 Explain the bite.
其实是我咬的 Okay, I bit him.
你咬的他 You bit him?
你咬的我 You bit me?
没错 Yeah.
是我干的 I did.
我可以发誓 Scout's honor.
那你刚才怎么不说 Well why didn't you speak up?
你们肯定不会信的嘛 Well because I knew you wouldn't believe me.
别激动呀 老哥 Put it away, broheim.
傻子 子弹会穿过你打中他的 Don't be stupid. The bullet will go right through you.
可谓一石二鸟 Two for the price of.
好吧 那就把我俩都杀了 Okay! Fine! Shoot us both!
但要是我俩都变成了疯狂僵尸该怎么办 But what are you gonna do when we go Mad-Z, huh?
你们对付不了两个疯狂僵尸 You can't kill two crazies.
手里拿着两把小小的点45 里面只有 Not with a pair of .45s and...
三颗子弹 three bullets.
把他们的胳膊腿砍了 Cut off their arms and legs.
然后扔进地下室 喂剩下的僵尸 Then throw them in the basement with the rest of the Zs.
什么 What?
这想法不错 That'd do the trick.
你到底是哪边的 Who's side are you on?!
不好意思 Sorry.
等等 地下室有僵尸吗 Wait, there are Zs in the basement?
多克 兄弟 求求你 Doc, Doc, buddy, come on, man.
萨尔 我知道你不喜欢这些小伙子 Now, hey, I know you ain't keen on these fellas here, Sal.
对不起 你是萨尔还是托尼 Oh I'm sorry, is it still Sal or is it Tony?
我对名字有什么必要说谎 Why would I lie about my name?
因为你其余的都是谎话 Because you lied about everything else.
抱歉 我收回 那句话无用 I'm sorry. Scratch that. That is not productive.
我的意思是 My point is,
我们要对他们公正 let's do these fellas justice.
砍手砍脚似乎挺公正 至少对我来说是 Cutting off arms and legs seems just. At least to me it does.
看 又和在堪萨斯城一样了 斯基齐 See, it's like Kansas City all over again, Sketch.
我的胳膊和腿 我需要它们 My arms, my legs, I mean I need them.
你已经变得奇怪了 You are already strange.
这太离谱了 This is just ridiculous.
够了 够了 够了 Enough! Enough! Enough!
好了 All right.
我们按老办法来 We're going do this the old fashioned way.
用酸溶了他吗 Dissolve him in acid?
不 我们不这么做 No, we're not gonna dissolve them in acid.
虽然不好 但是命运就是在捉弄你 It sucks, but fate has chosen to screw you.
我们按一条规则来 适者生存 We play by one rule. Survival of the fittest.
我们把他扔出去 剩下看他自己的造化 We toss him out on his ass. Let Darwin do the rest.
摩菲 Murphy.
你怎么这样 How could you?
我们说的是斯基齐啊 We're talking about Skeezy here.
是啊 摩菲 Yeah, Murphy.
我们一起经历了这么多 After all we've been through.
是啊 Yeah.
斯基齐 我知道你们俩很要好 Sketchy, I know you two are tight.
斯基齐一直是你的好朋友 Skeezy's been a good friend to you.
你认为我们该怎么做 What do you think we should do?
我说 我们放他走 I say we let him go.
听着 好吗 Listen, okay?
如果任何人要在这里杀这个狡猾的人 If anybody's shooting this weaselly man right here,
那个人一定是我 it's gonna be me.
你懂这是怎么回事 You knew this going in.
给你仁慈 就如同给我仁慈 Mercy you, mercy me.
就好比布奇和圣丹斯 Butch and Sundance.
美国西部一个小镇的劫匪头目
邦妮和克莱德 Bonnie and Clyde.
美国历史上著名雌雄大盗
霍尔与奥兹 Hall and Oats.
计划总是如此 That was always the plan.
对... 但是他们同生同死 Yeah, but they...they died together.
什么 What?
你不要失去理智了 Let's not get carried away.
听着 Listen.
能让我来吧 拜托 Can I do it? Please.
枪膛里只有一颗子弹 There's one in the chamber.
好好用 Make it count.
别 别 No, no, no.
你想玩轮盘赌吗 You wanna play roulette?
这就是你们想玩的吗 好呀 That's what you want to play? All right.
我来玩 我来玩 I'll play. I'll play.
你们会付出代价的 And you'll pay!
我会发疯的 混蛋 Yeah! I'll go mad, son!
就像这样 Like, woo, woo, woo, maahhh!
好的 Okay.
兄弟 冷静下来 Calm down there, bud.
接下来的八到十分钟你还有活头呢 You got so much to live for in the next eight to ten minutes.
继续啊 Keep going.
好 Okay. Yeah.
我认为我们该听从摩菲的建议 I say we heed Murphy's advice.
不好意思... 什么建议 I'm sorry, what...what advice was that?
就是关于规则 That, the bit about rules.
对对对 达尔文理论 行 就来这一套吧 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Darwin thing. Yeah, yeah, do that.
对 达尔文理论 Yeah, the Darwin thing.
这就是我说的 我想说关于自由 That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about freedom!
我想说自由意愿 独立 I'm talking about free will! Independence!
选择 Choice.
我说的是一个人 I'm talking about a man
自己用双手与命运对抗 你懂吗 wrestling fate into his hands, you know?
我在说乘着命运的翅膀翱翔 I'm talking about riding on the wings of destiny.
对对 那就是我想要的 Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm looking for.
对 Yeah.
我更喜欢我的想法 砍掉胳膊和腿 I like my idea better. Chop off his arms and legs.
放下枪 有时最好的武器在楼上 Put that down. Sometimes the best weapon is upstairs.
我需要你哥们的帽子 I'm gonna need your buddy's hat.
你要他的帽子做什么 What do you need his hat for? What do you need his hat for?
好了 我们来唱票 All right, let's count the ballots.
砍掉四肢 Chop off limbs.
流放 Exile.
砍掉四肢 Cut off limbs.
砍掉四肢 Another limbs.
流放 Exile.
平局了 It's a tie.
有人没有投票 Somebody didn't vote.
摩菲 你投了吗 Murphy, did you vote?
哦 对哈 没有投 Hmm? Oh yeah, no.
布什诉戈尔案后 感觉投票就没意义了 After Gore v. Bush, it didn't seem worth it anymore.
此一时彼一时好吗 Not then. Now.
你说得对 现在也没啥意义 Oh yeah, no. It didn't seem worth it now either.
难怪我们会生活在一个失败的国家里 No wonder we live in a failed state.
求你了 摩菲 Please, Murphy.
好吧 你用什么来换我这一票 All right. What are you giving me for my vote?
他至死不渝的忠诚 Uh, his undying loyalty.
就这样吗 用忠诚换条命 真是敲诈 That's it? I mean for a life? Loyalty? What a rip.
谁有笔 Who's got the pen?
拉门 Pull!
出去吐 Outside!
没必要发火 No need to get yer knickers ruffled.
看出来了 局面早就已经很紧张了 Things already went to pot, I see.
他怎么了 What's his deal?
这些人想把他扔出去 These guys want to throw him outside.
这真的是一团糟啊 This is a real cock up.
就让他结束这痛苦吧 把他扔出去 Yeah. I mean just put him out of his misery. Toss him outside.
你们想投票吗 Do you want to vote?
我们好像刚刚投了 I think we just did. I think we just did.
别别别 No, no, no.
等等等等等等 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
让我道个别 Let me say goodbye.
赶紧的 Make it fast.
别整幺蛾子 And no funny business.
为什么你之前什么都不说 Why didn't you ever say anything?
我以为我没必要说出来 I didn't think I had to.
我爱你 I love you.
我知道 I know.
我认识你 I know you.
来吧 动手吧 Just do it already! Just do it!
别动 戴尔 Hold still, Dale!
我治愈了 I'm cured!
不好意思哥们 你认错了吧 Yeah, sorry pal. I don't think so.
不可能 我认识他 No. No, I know him!
这畜生咬过我 I think this son of a bitch bit me!
他也咬过我啊 Yeah. Yeah, he bit me too.
就在这里 Right here.
好吧 All right.
祝你好运 哥们 Good luck, buddy.
爱情就是个婊子 Love's a bitch, huh?
无意冒犯 No offense.
没关系 None taken.
够了 我们知道了 你死了 Yeah, all right! We get it! You're dead!
斯盖齐 Sketchy?
你就没什么想说的吗 Do you maybe want to say a few words?
举起手来 你们这群残忍的蠢货 Mitts in the air, you bloody wankers.
这就对了 手举起来 That's right, everybody. In the air.
这是一场老派的持枪抢劫 This here's a good old fashioned stick-up!
得了吧 Come on.
自食其果 Taste of my own medicine.
因果报应啊 Karma, baby.
不就被扒了遮羞布嘛 没那么痛苦 Just rip off the fig leaf. It's less painful that way.
白色紧身裤头吗 Tidy whities?
曾经是白的吧 Used to be.
难怪他偷你短裤 No wonder he stole your boxers.
可笑的是生活中最难受的时刻 Funny how life's most negative moments
带来的影响确实最持久的 have the longest lasting impact.
你没什么朋友吧 You don't have many friends, do you?
他们全死了 All of them are dead.
你算家人好吗 You're family.
我特么一点都不在乎其他人 I don't give a rat's ass about these other folks.
无意冒犯 No offense.
你有点不对劲 Something about you ain't right.
我一直... 我一直被别人说是古里古怪的 I've been...I've been told I have a screw loose.
不对 不是这个原因 No. That ain't it.
我们怎么处理他 What are we gonna do with them?
我不知道 还没想这么远 I dunno. I hadn't thought that far ahead.
不管怎样 别把我们推到那地下室去 Well whatever you do, don't put us in that basement right there.
别 我是认真的 No, I'm serious.
拜托别把我们扔进去 我不能下去 Please. Please don't put us in there. I can't go down there.
那地下室里是什么 What's in the basement?
没什么 Nothing.
又黑又冷 It's cold and it's dark.
我只是 And I just
我不能下去 I can't go down there.
我有幽闭恐惧症 I'm scared of confined spaces.
聪明 Brilliant.
不是不是 这不是耍聪明 不是的 No, no, no, no, no. It's not brilliant. It's not brilliant.
我不是在要求你们 我是在求你们 I'm asking you. I'm begging you.
求你们别把我们扔到那个地下室去 Please don't put us into that basement right there.
可能是个陷阱 Could be a trap.
赃物在哪 Where is the booty?
在地下室里吗 It's in the basement?
对不住了 Sorry about that.
戴尔是有点强硬 Dale can be a little bit rough.
他听到你搭档说别 别说地下室 He hears your mate say no, no, not in the basement,
但其实你们就想去那里 对吧 when in fact that's exactly where you want to be. Ain't it?
说实话 Tell the truth.
别耍聪明 你瞒不了 瞒不了我 Don't be clever. You can't hide. Not from me.
我们的鹅在上面 Our goose's up top!
所有人去地下室 Everybody in the basement!
在我看来不错 Seems okay to me!
我就知道是你 I knew it was you!
那就是达尔文理论 宝贝 Now that's Darwin, baby!
闭嘴 Shut up.
好吧 是时候了结了 Okay. Time to end this.
他死 她死 He dies. She dies.
大家死 Everybody dies.
慢着 Wait.
你不要发表演讲或者说些遗言吗 Don't you want to make a speech or say any last words?
那俩是一回事吗 Aren't they the same thing?
不不不 是完全不同的事 Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. They're totally different.
一个可能是鼓舞士气的讲话 I mean one could be a pep talk.
另一个可能是主祷文 The other one could be the Lord's prayer.
生于门 Live by the door,
死于门 die by the door.
关店喽 Closing time!
你 You?
你把整个屋子拆了 You brought the damn house down.
可不是嘛 You can say that again.
别 别 Don't. Don't.
老兄 你怎么这么慢 Hey, man. What took you so long?
那些绿色泡沫和环保餐车耽搁嘛 Oh, green foam, green truck.
你把钥匙吞了 是吧 You swallowed the key, didn't you?
没事哒 It's all right.
慢着 你们一直在谋划着这件事吗 Hold on. You guys had this planned the whole time?
-当然 -当然 - Of course. - Of course.
我们本来想算上你的 老兄 I mean we tried to cut you in, man.
但我们没料到你会认出那老伙计 Yeah, we didn't see that bit with you and old Sal though.
不 那一出差点把整件事搞砸 No, that almost derailed the whole thing.
翘合 Coinkidinks.
借位之身 Yeah, Duce X Masheena.
是解围之神 Deus Ex Machina.
舔命 Kizmit.
扯淡 Horse shit.
你们两个蠢货才不是什么幕后大师 You two morons aren't masterminds.
如果不是那样就是我们在说谎喽 Yeah, well it's either that or we're lying.
他们说谎时我相信他们 I believe them when they're lying.
他们不说谎时才令我害怕 I get scared when they're not.
我真的很害怕 And I was scared. Really.
你相信他们的说法呗 You believe them?
没错 I do.
这说不通 这一顿大费周章为了什么 It doesn't make any sense. To go through all of this for what?
-退休 -退休 - Retirement. - Retirement.
是的 老兄 我们接手理发店 Yeah, man. We're taking over the Barber Shop.
我们要搞理发艺术 We're gonna practice the tonsorial arts.
实现毕生的梦想 Lifelong dream come true.
我不知道 我的已经没了 I wouldn't know. I had mine removed.
我们得找到沃伦 We need to find Warren.
起来 Get up.
你得起来 You have to get up.
你得继续前进 You have to keep moving.
一切还指望你呢 Everything depends on you.
沃伦 Warren!
我不会在那儿帮你 I won't be there to help you.
你没事吧 Hey. You okay?
我们一直在找你 We've been looking for you.
走这边吗 This the way?
你真是个胆小鬼 You're such a wuss.
你觉得斯基齐和斯盖齐会有什么遭遇 So what do you think'll happen with Wheezy and Fschizzle?
那些疯狂的混蛋追逐着他们的梦想 Those crazy bastards. They're following their own dream.
这才叫生活 斯基齐 只有我和你 Ah, this is the life, Skeezy. Just you and me.
你知道我们接下来要做什么吗 You know what we need to do next?
-再舌吻 -养条狗 - Make out again? - Get a dog.
什么 What?
-养条狗 -是的 养条狗 - Oh, get a dog? - Yeah. Yeah, get a dog.
你觉得还有活着的狗吗 Do you think there's any of them left?
我相信会找到的 Oh, I'm sure. Somewhere.
好 让我看看 Well here, let me see.
好吧 Okay.
你觉得怎么样 Huh? What do you think?
斯基齐 Skeezy.
很完美 It's perfect.
没错 Yeah!
我很喜欢 I love it!
那么 So...
你准备赢得比赛了吗 you ready to kill the competition?
我生下来就准备好了 I was born ready.
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