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《僵尸国度》前情提要 Previously on Z Nation.
不许动 Don't move!
艾迪 Addy.
有时一个好主意比你想的更有价值 A great idea is worth more than you think.
要在所有言者 We got to find more bizkits
到新美国前找来更多饼干 before every Talker turns in Newmerica.
向我保证你不会把他交给阿尔图拉 Promise me you will not hand him over to Altura.
我保证 I promise.
我们在搜寻一位丹特中尉 We're searching for one Lieutenant Dante.
在上面 Up here!
把我带走吧 I'll let you take me.
我要跟过去 I need to go after him.
我要去参加他的审判 I need to be there at his trial.
地狱边缘
你对这个面包房了解多少 So what do you know about this bakery?
照理说僵饼应该是在那出产的 Supposedly it's where they bake the bizkits.
为啥围绕这些僵饼搞得那么神神秘秘 So why the big mystery around these bizkits anyway?
没人想要提及僵饼制作的背后 Nobody likes to talk about the fact
事实是用人脑做出来的吧 that they contain human brain matter.
他们从哪儿进的人脑原料呢 Well where are they getting the brains from then?
谁也不知道 No one knows.
该是发现真相的时刻了 It's time we find out.
大脑僵尸饼 这主意居然不是你想出来的 摩菲 Brain bizkits? How was this not your idea, Murphy?
捡个乐吧 残疾儿童 Laugh it up, stump boy.
不久的将来 One of these days,
哥就会在这末世中成为一位大富翁 this Apocalypse is gonna make me a rich man.
你先回去吧 好吗 You head back in now, okay?
在我回来之前 克制好自己不要互相残食哦 Try not to eat each other before I get back, all right?
僵饼工厂在禁区边缘 The bizkit bakery is on the edge of the No-Go Zone.
不是欢迎访客的地方 Not the type of place that welcomes visitors.
有啥危险让哥直接点破吧 Let me point out a few obvious red flags.
偏僻地区的乡巴佬 秘密大脑烘焙间 Backwood yocals, secret brain bakery,
估摸着还能听到班卓琴弹的音乐 and I'm sure I hear banjo music in our near future.
还用哥继续吗 Need I go on?
你俩去阿尔图拉看紧丹特 You guys follow Dante to Altura.
我相信你们能够让他得到公平的审判 I'm sure you'll make sure he has a fair trial.
我们去拿僵饼 拿完回地狱边缘 然后就去找你们 We'll get the bizkits, get back to Limbo, and we'll join you.
开整吧 老大 We're on it, chief.
行啊 地狱边缘的最佳精英小队组建完成 All right. Well I assembled the best of the Limbo fleet.
钥匙给你 There you go.
棒棒哒 Sweet.
骚瑞 My bad.
这玩意还能发动吗 Does this run?
哥是神 不是维修工 I'm a god, not a mechanic.
这车虽然不是埃尔卡米诺 不过这会儿就别讲究了 Well it's no El Camino, but beggars can't be choosers.
埃尔卡米诺呦 El Camino.
这车被他们整的跟以前大不一样啊 They don't make them like they used to.
以前就这样 They don't make anything.
啥都没变 At all.
说得没错 True that.
我们去找那工厂吧 Let's find that bakery.
你能踩快点嘛 多克 Can you step on it, Doc?
一刻看不到丹特我就不放心 I don't like not having eyes on Dante.
故意的是不 Really?
哥在用力踩了 I'm gunning it.
友情提示 你不应该把脚踩在那儿 You know you shouldn't put your feet up like that.
如果遇到事故 安全气囊爆开 If there was an accident, the airbags could go off
搞不好你的膝盖就直穿大脑了 and you could drive your knees up into your brain.
现在是末世 It's the Apocalypse.
我觉得最不用担心的应该就是安全气囊了 I think airbags are the least of our worries.
我猜想这应该是你成长过程中的恐惧源头之一 It's one of those fears you have growing up, I guess.
你那代人最害怕的是安全气囊呗 Your generation's greatest fear was airbags?
我这代人只怕僵尸 My generation only had zombies.
我的重点只是想说 30来年高龄的安全气囊 I'm just saying 30 something year old airbags
估计出点事可不那么可靠 are not typically the most reliable.
也不是说一定会出点什么事 Not that anything's gonna happen.
见鬼 Shit!
你刚才说啥来着 And you were saying?
僵 尸
国 度
第五季 第七集
哥还是坚持自己的观点 以前这车可不这样 Nope, still don't make them like they used to.
我觉得我扭伤了脚踝 I think I sprained my ankle.
总比膝盖穿入大脑好 Better than a knee through the brain.
并没有 No, it's not.
我瞅瞅我包里有啥能够缓解疼痛 Let me see what I got in my bag for pain.
哥一般不给病人开带劲的玩意儿 I don't like to prescribe the hard stuff
尤其当这玩意只能治标不能治本 when this stuff will do you just fine.
我从来没抽过烟 I've never smoked before.
棒棒哒 这是个恶习 有碍你的个人发育 Good, it's a terrible habit. Stunts your growth.
-说啥呢 -矮油 我只是在讲尼古丁啦 没事儿 抽吧 - What? - Oh, I was thinking nicotine. No, fire that puppy up.
脚能挪动吗 Can you move it at all?
不行 见鬼 No. Oh god.
你看你 要么忍一发 要么抽一口 Well look, tough it out or take a hit.
但别浪费这么烧着啊 But don't just let it burn out.
得 让老中医把一下 Here, let me have a look at it.
好啦好啦 给我烟 给我烟 Okay, the weed, the weed.
这儿呢 这儿呢 Here, here.
我觉得倒是没断 不过肯定是扭到了 I don't think you broke it, but you damn sure sprained it.
现在我是脚又痛喉又咳 Now my foot hurts and I have a cough.
憋着急嘛 Give it a minute.
你先坚持下 我出去对付几个跟屁虫 You hang tough. I'm gonna take care of some tourists.
雨衣僵尸呗 Poncho Zs?
以前的车就有烟灰缸了吗 Cars used to have ashtrays?
当心 乔治 Look out, George!
想去哪儿呢 Where you going?
好了好了 okay, okay.
过来帮我一下 A little help here!
好了 我来了 Okay, I got you.
仁慈万岁 Mercy.
我的天 Oh god.
我猜是那玩意起作用了 Well I guess that spleef is working.
我的脚毫无知觉 Can't feel my foot.
我什么感觉都没有 I don't feel anything.
我们最好快走 We better get going.
我想在天黑前赶到阿尔图拉 I want to get to Altura before nightfall.
你最好坐下来 我把那腿卸下来 You better have a seat and get off that foot.
可能要一会 This could take a while.
这就是饼干加工厂吗 Is that the bakery?
看上去荒废很久了 It looks abandoned.
不代表没人在 Doesn't mean nobody's home.
怎么了 What is it?
肯定就是这里 This must be the place.
我闻到了大脑的味道 I smell brains.
摩菲 Murphy?
不要碰那些头骨 Get your ass away from them skulls.
集中注意力 Focus.
看来他们走的很匆忙 Looks like they left in a hurry.
大概这就解释了 Guess this clears up any mystery
神秘配方的谜团 of what the secret ingredient might be.
看上去不像运作了很久 Doesn't look like it's been operational for a while.
弄好了吗 Are we done?
我不知道 I dunno.
我搞不定这破东西 I can't figure this shit out.
你在恶补社会课程吗 You catching up on your social studies?
很奇怪的是我在上学的时候一直在想 You know it's crazy, when I was in school I kept thinking,
我在现实生活中什么时候才会用到这玩意 when am I ever gonna use this stuff in real life?
现在就是时候了 Now's your chance.
我热爱历史 尤其是我迷茫的时候 I love history. Especially when I'm buzzed.
我老爹是个历史迷 My old man was a big history buff.
有一大堆藏书 Had a huge collection of books.
但我的最爱是 But my favorite
制宪大会的那幅画 was this painting of the Constitutional Convention.
那帮子人全在 Yeah, the gang was all there.
本·富兰克林 Ben Franklin
在中间正襟危坐 chillin' in the middle.
乔治·华盛顿镇住全场 George Washington presiding over it all,
托马斯·杰斐逊看着像个混球 with Thomas Jefferson looking all badass.
你知道吗 You know,
建国之父们有个超大的大麻农场 the founding fathers had huge pot farms.
讲真 Seriously.
他们就像 大麻定律一样 They were like man, cannabis rules.
这些大麻纤维益处多多 You know, these hemp fibers are pretty much good for anything.
可以用来做绳子 横幅 圣经 Rope, banners, printing the Bible, making the US flag,
美国国旗和宪法纸张 the paper of the Constitution.
我知道 乔治 我也是18世纪的 Yeah, I know, George. I'm from the 1700's too.
我这个是法国来的 I got this strand from France.
这个有助于痛风和偏头痛 It's good for gout and migraines
拓展思维 还能缓解牙疼 and expanding your mind, oh and tooth aches.
你说牙疼咩 Tooth aches, you say?
有谁对这个上瘾了吗 Who's getting icky with the sticky?
我种但我不吸 I cultivated it, but I did not inhale.
闻起来像法国货 It smells French.
马赛南部 South of Marseille.
我能来一口吗 May I?
不好意思 火柴用完了 Sorry, we ran out of matches.
那我们就发明一个 then we must invent one.
感觉那口都上脑了 Felt that one down in my toes.
我很好奇那些人能不能干出点事来 I'm surprised those guys got anything done,
更不用说是建国了 not to mention started a country.
搞得怎么样了 How are we doing?
我们可以出发了 We're approved for liftoff.
有人把那烤箱开了 Somebody turned that oven on.
我猜不是贝蒂妙厨[美国500强食品公司] And I'm guessing it wasn't Betty Crocker.
猜的好 Good guess.
这里肯定还有别人 We're definitely not here alone.
没人 It's clear.
你没事吧 You okay?
我很好 I'm fine.
好吧 就问下 Okay. Just checking.
左撇子 Lefty.
走吧 独眼龙 Come on, Cyclops.
不 你先请 无钩船长 Oh no, after you, Captain Hookless.
我不想刺探 但是... Look, I don't want to pry. But
好烦 我不知道 dammit, I dunno.
我不知道为什么人生如此艰难 I don't know why things have to be so hard.
相比于马克和露西 In between Mack and Lucy,
失去眼睛是最小的牺牲 my eye is the least of what I've lost.
在梦里我依然可以感受到我的手 I can still feel my hand in my dreams.
我能扛大枪 能系鞋带 I carry heavy gear and lace my shoes,
能牵她的手 hold her hands.
也能射击 Shoot my gun.
好像是以前的一个朋友 It's like having a friend that was there
但如今已不复存在 but isn't anymore.
你知道的 You know what I mean.
我懂 Yeah, I know what you mean.
喂 老兄 Hey, buddy?
你没事吧 You okay?
没事 Yeah,
旁边这么多脑袋让我有点饿 just all these brains laying around give me the munchies.
你得保持饥饿感 Gonna need to stay hungry.
有人入侵 Intruders!
哥们别担心 我来救你 Don't worry, brother! I'm coming for you!
兄弟 Brother!
不 No.
不 女士 No, ma'am.
抱歉 Sorry, ma'am.
坐着吧你 Sit.
你手很巧 多克 You're quite the handyman, Doc.
你就把我当作日常小物的发明家吧 Yeah, well just think of me as the Ben Franklin of paraphernalia.
好吧 富兰克林先生 Okay, Mr. Franklin.
《宪法》和《权利法案》有什么区别 So what's the difference between the Constitution and the Bill of Rights?
我听说 Well, the way I heard it,
所有人都对撰写治理国家的规则 everyone was so excited about writing the rules
特别兴奋 for running the government,
他们把政府应服务的人民抛在脑后 they forgot about the people that the government was for.
那咱们赶紧签一签这鬼东西 建立政党吧 Let's just sign this sucker. Get the party started.
我宁可把自己右手剁掉 也不签那个东西 I would rather chop my right hand off than sign that!
我们建立的这个政府 This government that we've created
会保护我们免受外敌入侵 may protect us from foreign enemies.
不过 先生们 But, gentlemen...
抱歉 我的错 那时候还没僵尸呢 Oh yeah, my bad. No zombies back then.
请扪心自问 谁会保护我们免受政府的伤害 Ask yourself, who will protect us from our government?
我们需要《权利法案》 We need a Bill of Rights!
回到工作上吧 各位 We're back to work, everyone.
我刚开了一瓶上好的红酒 I just opened the Chateau de Chassilier.
怪我咯 桂格麦片男 Not my fault, Quaker oats man!
为了让国家运行起来 In order for this nation to work,
所有人都得清楚 individuals need to understand
自己拥有哪些不可剥夺的公民权利 their inalienable rights as citizens
也得清楚国家将会怎样保护自己 and know how their government will protect them.
机灵鬼 你对这些权利有个大概轮廓吗 Okay, well do you, smarty-pants, have a list?
一部分吧 A few.
新闻自由权 信仰自由权 Freedom of press, freedom of religion,
公布有关外星生物和或科技的信息 public release of knowledge of alien life forms and or technology.
我看其中有些条款会写进《宪法》 Okay, I can see some of these going into the Constitution.
T.J. 你是重视权利的人 Hey T.J., you're a rights kinda guy.
快写起来 Write this up.
但我已经撰写《宪法》了 But I wrote the Constitution.
《宪法》是由我们共同撰写的 We wrote the Constitution.
不对 是我一字一句写下... No, I physically wrote...
詹姆斯·麦迪逊 Hey, James Madison!
怎么了 泡泡球 What's up, puff ball.
你能找十个人然后把这个写一写吗 Can you just like pick ten and write them up?
没问题 听你的 多谢 Here you go. Here you go. Thanks.
快去写吧 布丁裤 Off to it, puddin' pants.
甚好 甚好 我们有所进展 Great. Great. We're making progress.
我们取得了很多重大进展 We're all making lots of great progress.
你还有这种醒神烟吗 Hey, you got some more of that waky-tobacky?
到底为什么《权利法案》如此重要 So what makes the Bill of Rights so important?
不巧的是 人权的定义随着 Unfortunately, the definition of humanity changed
人类最终归宿的定义而改变 with the definition of mortality.
这算是一个思考方向 Well, that's one way of thinking about it.
但你懂的 人性还有 But you know, humanity's also like
怜悯及手足般的爱 compassion and brotherly love.
就拿那位老兄来说吧 Like, take that dude for example.
在基本礼仪的层面 Now, what makes us different from him
我们和他到底有什么区别 when it comes to basic decency?
他真的应该被区别对待吗 Does he deserve to be treated any different than you or I?
不 他和我们拥有同样的权利 No. He has the same right to live his life
不用担心政府的人突然抢走他的东西 without worrying about the government coming and taking his stuff,
把他关起来 审查他的话语 locking him up, and censoring his words.
那是个僵尸 That's a zombie.
好吧... 这例子不太恰当 Yeah. That's...that's a bad example.
但是你知道我的意思 But you know what I'm getting at.
就是明白你才是权力的拥有者 而非政府 It's knowing that you have the power, not the government.
保护你的所有权利是政府职责所在 And it's the government's job to protect your rights,
而非侵犯权利 not infringe on 'em.
大家胆战心惊 政府说什么就做什么 People are so afraid, they'll do anything the government says.
比如 把言者关起来 Like locking up the Talkers.
没错 这就是《权利法案》发挥作用的时候 Yeah, well that's when you need a Bill of Rights,
当人们心生畏惧时 大家很难做出正确判断 when people are afraid and they don't know what's right.
但除了《权利法案》 还有什么能保护丹特 But what's gonna protect Dante without a Bill of Rights?
我们 We are.
我要给你们出道选择题 上一伙试图 I'm gonna give yous the same choice I gave the last goons
袭击我们的暴徒也回答了同样的问题 that came through here and tried to shut us down.
选巧克力味还是香草味吗 Chocolate or vanilla?
仁慈还是言者 Mercy or Talker.
我也可以问你同样的问题 I could ask you the same question.
我不想伤害你 但我做得到 I don't want to hurt you, but I will.
看来我们把自己陷入僵尸僵局中了 Looks like we've got ourselves a zombie standoff.
你拿枪对着我 我对着他 Yous got me, I got him,
我兄得对着你俩 and me brudder's got you both.
我们在找饼干 We're looking for bizkits.
有一群饥饿言者 再不吃饼干就要变僵尸了 We have starving Talkers that are starting to turn.
听着 我们也不过是想活命而已 Look, we're just trying to survive ourselves.
像你们这群恶棍 只会关停我们的烘培厂 It's crooks like you that shut down the bakery
把我们变成一群不值得信任的骗子 and turned us into a bunch of dirty dogs.
所以放下你的武器 慢慢走出去吧 Lower your weapons and kindly waltz out of here
否则我们都会变成下一个吃脑者 or we're all going to be craving brains.
我不知道你以为我们是谁 Look, I don't know who you think we are.
但我们和那伙人不一样 But we are not them.
呵呵 那伙人刚说完你这些 就开枪了 That's what the last bunch said before they started shooting.
这就是你所谓的那位掩护你的兄得吗 Is that the other brudder that's got us covered?
老兄 是你吗 Hey, buddy. Dat you, brudder?
老兄 Hey, buddy.
这个疯婆子把我结结实实揍了一顿 This crazy woman here done bust me right in the honker.
你的兄得还是人类 Your Brudder's still human.
咱姑且就这样保持下去吧 Let's keep it that way.
所以 你需要一些帮助 是吗 So, you's are in need of some help, are you?
小心一只眼睛的那个 她人不好 Ay, by' watch out for the one-eyed one. She's not nice.
一点都不好 Not at all.
她像獾一样卑鄙 She's mean like a badger.
我以为你们在加拿大讲英语 I thought you people spoke English in Canada.
没错 We do's.
是吗 You do's?
此外 我们也不是加拿大人 不再是任何人了 Besides, ain't no Canada. Not no more anywho.
是的 似乎也没有美国了 Yeah, no 'Merica neither it seems.
请原谅我们的失礼行为 Pardon our manners.
我叫吉利 那是我的兄得 斯科 I'm Gilly. That there's my brudder, Skull.
简称斯科利 Skully for short.
但斯科利更长啊 But that's longer.
好吧 我们听说你们在这里烤饼干 Okay, so look, we heard rumors that you guys bake bizkits here.
不是谣言 是真的 Dat's no rumor. Dat's the truth.
无意冒犯 但你看起来更像屠夫而不是面包师 Well no offense, but you look more like butchers than bakers.
谢谢 Thanks.
不客气 You're welcome.
我们需要饼干 We need bizkits.
很多 Lots of them.
如果是这样的话你得跟我妈妈谈 Well for dat, you're gonna have to talk to me mum.
她负责烘烤 She's in charge of the baking.
她会在哪里 Where might she be?
妈妈 Mum?
妈妈在楼上办公室里 Mum's up dare in the office.
可以 我们可以和她谈谈吗 Okay. Can we talk to her?
好吧 我们一起去稍微看一下吧 Well let's just go take a little looky-loo, shall we?
看看她现在心情如何 See what kind of mood she's in.
不过这没那么容易是吧 兄得 It's not as easy as all that, now is it brudder?
没错 兄得 No brudder, it isn't.
在黑虹之后 After the Black Rains,
我们在去新美国的路上 we was on our way to Newmerica,
被一帮僵尸掀了个倒栽葱 and we got turned arse over tea kettle by a pack of Zs.
我们的兄得布伦顿 Our brudder Brenton
发飙仁慈了他们之中的一群人 got all riled up and he mercied a bunch of them,
但是被那些僵尸咬了一口 but those Zs took a right bite outta him.
他当时肯定是死了 Yeah, he was a goner for sure.
真的 都被掏的肠穿肚烂了 Yeah, I mean they really filled their boots with his belly,
但他从未转化 but he never turned.
是的 然后他变得有点奇怪 像死了一样 Aye, he started acting a bit rummy and dead-like,
但他还在说话 but he was still talking.
所以我们认为他没有死 他只是病了 So we figured he isn't dead, he's just sickish.
直到妈妈发现他偷吃大脑 Yeah, see it wasn't till mum caught him sneaking brains
我们意识到他变成了言者 that we realized he's one of these Talker guys.
妈妈十分厌倦了他偷偷摸摸吃脑子 Yeah, mum got real tired of him sneaking off to get brains.
于是她把路边死人的脑子烤成饼干给他 So she baked up some roadkill brains into a bizkit for him.
他吃越多饼干 就越像我们认识的那个兄得 And the more he ate, the more he was like the brudder we knew.
明白吗 是饼干让他保持成加拿大人 See, the bizkits kept him Canadian.
很快 每个人都想要妈妈的饼干 Pretty soon, everybody wanted mum's bizkits.
所以我们建立了面包店 So we set up the bakery.
好吧 发生了什么事 你们为什么不做了 Okay, so what happened? Why'd y'all stop?
在某人炸毁投票现场之前 Well, everything was poutine and pie
一切都运行得很好 until somebody blew up the vote.
然而自此以后 我们一直受到不知道 And we've been under attack from Zs
哪里来的僵尸的攻击 from out of nowhere ever since.
听起来好像有人不想让你们做饼干 Sounds like someone didn't want you making bizkits.
是啊 Yeah.
我们以为你们就是回来要解决掉我们的人 We thought yous was them come back to finish us off.
如果你妈妈有这个秘方 So if your mom has this secret recipe,
我们为什么不能多做些饼干呢 why can't we just make more bizkits?
这事儿 就得你和妈妈谈谈了 Well you'll have to talk to mum about that.
但自从我们的小兄得咬了她以后她就不是她自己了 But she ain't been herself since our little brudder bit her.
你可以说没有她的小饼干之后她就变得有点古怪 You might say she's a bit cranky herself without her bizkits.
为了她好 我们不得不把她锁在办公室里 We had to lock mum up in the office for her own good.
从那时起我们三个人就一直在努力复制配方 Since then, the three of us have been trying to work out the recipe
但还是不太行 but come up short.
三个人 Three?
我们还有一个兄得叫奇力 Oh yeah, we had another brudder, Chilly.
在他想把配方从妈妈那里拿走之前我们都在一起 He was with us till he tried to take the recipe off mum.
那他现在在哪里 So where's he now?
让我猜猜 Let me guess.
他没能拿到配方 He didn't get the recipe?
吉利 看看这个红色的大脑袋 Gilly, look at the big brains on Red over here.
放轻松 Hey, hey. Easy.
放轻松 好的 听着 Easy. Okay, look.
唯一的一份配方在妈妈身上 Mum's got the only copy of the recipe on her.
她两周前就转变了 Okay, she turned about two weeks ago.
我和吉利在这里已经没有选择的余地了 Okay, Gilly and I are running out of options here.
在这种情况下人该变成什么样 How's a fella supposed to be getting on like this, eh?
那些死气沉沉的混蛋转变了我们的妈妈和兄得 Those deadish bastards turned our mum and brudders.
既没有被剥夺生命 Nor be deprived of life,
也没有法律正当程序下的人身自由或财产 liberty, or property, without due process of the law.
我们怎样才能确保丹特能在 How are we gonna make sure Dante gets due process
外面的警卫都觉得 when there are vigilantes out there
言者比人类更像僵尸的情况下被公正对待呢 that think Talkers are more zombie than human?
你怎么想 What do you think?
我认为人类比言者更危险 I think humans are more dangerous than Talkers.
还有僵尸 Or zombies.
我认为开国元勋们会同意你的观点 I think the Founding Fathers would agree with you.
来 抓住方向盘 Here, grab the wheel.
这就是他们制定了一项权利法案的原因 That's why they created a Bill of Rights
来保护我们不受彼此侵害 to protect us from each other.
艾尔的许多酒杯和超过几碗大麻 Many tankards of ale and more than a few bowls of hemp
像华盛顿 杰佛逊和富兰克林一样被消耗殆尽 were consumed as Washington, Jefferson, and Franklin
打造出宪法最初的10个修正案的时候 hammered out the first ten amendments to the Constitution,
也就是《权利法案》 better known as the Bill of Rights.
修正案第一条 Amendment number one,
携带武器的权利不得予以侵犯 the right to bear arms shall not be infringed.
咱们非得在第一条就谈枪的事吗 Do we have to start off with guns?
我跟这位老兄一样喜欢滑膛枪 I mean I like a musket as much as the next guy,
可放第一条会显得咱们像热爱枪支的疯子 but putting it first makes us seem a little gun crazy.
好 那就把前两条换一下 Yeah, okay, we'll flip the first two.
把言论自由放第一条 Put freedom of speech first.
-可以 -很好 - All right. - Good.
这样对小孩来说会好很多 It'll look better. For the kids.
说到热爱枪支 Speaking of gun crazy,
得想办法让塞缪尔·亚当斯那样的疯子 we need some wording in there so nuts like that Sam Adams
买不到大口径霰弹枪 does not buy a blunderbust.
那货酒劲上来能直接去找自己老妈决斗 Two beers and he's ready to challenge his mother to a duel.
好 那就加上一句 Okay, we'll put in some wording about
纪律良好的民兵队伍 well regulated militias
以表达不是随便哪个傻子都能买枪的意思 so they know we don't mean just any fool can buy a gun.
好吧 咱们看下一条吧 Okay. All right, let's just go down the list, right?
士兵不得进入私宅 禁止无理搜查和扣押 No soldiers in your house. No illegal search and seizures.
这样律师们就有得忙了 That'll keep the lawyers busy.
人不能自证其罪 我喜欢这条 All right, you cannot testify against yourself. Love that.
巴黎往事就让它随风而去 是吧本杰明 What happens in Paris stays in Paris, huh, Ben?
你懂我意思吧 Right, you know.
巴黎 快乐时光 Paris, good times.
在巴黎那会太疯狂了 Paris, that's sick.
快乐时光 Good times.
这些就直接跳过吧 Okay, we'll just skip past.
迅速审判的权利 陪审团 吧啦吧啦 Right to speedy trial. Right to jury. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
第八条 Number eight.
不得施加残酷和非常的惩罚 No cruel or unusual punishment.
这条就比较难搞了 Yeah, that's a tough one.
鉴于世界末日本身就既残酷又非常 Considering the whole damn Apocalypse is cruel and unusual.
等等 这样下去 Oh wait, we go down that road
要不了多久我们就该开始用富兰克林的风筝 and it won't be too long till we're using Franklin's kites
来执行电刑处决犯人了 to electrocute condemned prisoners.
你们爱笑就笑吧 Yeah, go ahead. Laugh.
总有一天 电力会成为城市的驱动力 But one day, electricity will power cities.
记住我的话 Mark my word.
我还是复活节兔呢 那么 权利法案 And I'm the Easter Bunny. Okay, Bill of Rights.
看看谁来了 是亚历山大·汉密尔顿 Hey! Look who the cat drug in. It's Alexander Hamilton.
银行建得怎么样了 How's the banking business going?
很顺利 Oh, great.
你们都被印在新钞票上了 You cats are all on a new bill.
一块 五块 二十块和百元大钞 Ones, fives, twenties, and a c-note.
我是哪张 百元大钞吗 Which one did I make. Am I on the hundred?
好开心啊 Well, that's a surprise.
你们这边废除奴隶制的事讨论得怎么样了 Meanwhile, you guys get around to abolishing slavery?
我们... Oh, we...
不 我们正... No, we are...
我们正要讨论这个 绝对不会敷衍的 We are talking about that one. And we're serious about it.
还有... And...
不好意思 诸位 Well excuse me, gentlemen.
我会感激不尽的 只要你们现在就想办法 I sure would appreciate it if you maybe bit the bullet
解决一下这个小问题 and took care of this little problem now
而不是把它变成一个历史遗留问题 instead of just kicking that can on down the road.
他说得在理 Man's got a point.
你的帽子很酷 陌生人 Well that's a cool hat you got there, stranger.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
你们没见过我 我没来过这儿 You didn't see me. I wasn't here.
你们没见过我 我没来过这儿 You didn't see me. I was never here.
这是个值得印在钞票上的人 That dude belongs on a bill.
好吧 Okay.
我历史不好 I dunno much about history,
但是我能百分之百确定 but I know for damn sure
亚伯拉罕·林肯没见过富兰克林或华盛顿 Abe Lincoln never talked to Ben Franklin or George Washington.
时间线错乱了一百年呢 You are off by like a hundred years, man.
没错 不过这不是重点 Well, yeah. But that's not the point.
重点是他们从一开始 The point is they should've dealt with slavery
就应该解决奴隶问题 right from the beginning.
这是历史的污点 It's a stain on America
南北战争也改变不了这件事 that even a Civil War couldn't make right.
我们现在不能再犯同样的错误了 You don't wanna make that same mistake now.
只有被当作真正的人类对待 The only hope Dante has for a fair trial
丹特才有可能得到公正的审判 is if they consider him to be a human being.
一旦被剥夺了人类的身份 If they make him out to be anything less than that,
他就完全没希望了 其他言者也一样 he doesn't stand a chance. None of the Talkers do.
你真的是个很犀利的人 多克 You really sneak up on a person, Doc.
我的头脑还是很清醒的 I still got a few teeth left in my head.
戒严令已生效 禁止5人以上的公共集会 禁止携带枪支 允许对抢劫者开枪 允许略过合法程序 禁止拍摄 禁止喂食言者 禁止运送 藏匿或帮助言者 知情不报者将被变成言者
进展如何了 烘培店的孩子们 How's it going there, fabulous baker boys?
可恶啊 Dang it.
我滴天 你作弊 拜托 Jumpin' Jeeziz, you're cheating. Come on.
五局三胜好不好 拜托 拜托 Best three outta fiver. Come on, come on.
不要再这么唯唯诺诺了 Stop being such a sook, eh!
不要啊 伙计 Come on, man!
你得集中注意力 We all need you to keep your wits here
否则你就会像纽芬兰雪地摩托一样飞出去 or this is all gonna go south quicker than a Newfie ski-do
栽到地上 hittin' ground.
纽芬兰雪地摩托 Newfie ski-do?
就像在麋鹿过河时 That's when you hop on a moose's back
跳到它的背上 when it's crossin' the river,
得在它落地之前下来 and you ride it till it touches down.
要是在那个时间点之后还没下来 If you're still on it after that point,
你可能就会摔个狗吃屎 you better be expecting a good chomp down
因为没有麋鹿喜欢过路人 cuz no moose likes a passenger.
-加油 伙计 -不 - Come on, man. - No.
不要 求你们了 No. Come on, guys.
快点 Come on.
谁让你总是出剪刀 You always pick scissors.
你比傻鹅还蠢 You're dumber than goose poop.
开始吧 晒伤者[红皮肤] Hit it, Sunburn.
我做不来这个 I can't do this.
我不想做这个 I don't wanna do this.
嘿 兄得 Hey, brudder.
什么 What?
噢 Oh.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 兄得 I love you too, brudder.
你就跟棕熊一样猛 You're a grizzly bear.
我就跟棕熊一样猛 I'm a grizzly bear.
我和他们闻起来像雪怪的蛋蛋一样臭 Ma and da boys smell like a yeti's nut sack, eh?
晒伤者什么鬼 Sunburn?
翻山越岭
你到底在哪 这东西到底能在哪 Where the heck could you be? Where's this frickin' thing at?
加油 快 快 Go, go, go, go.
僵尸老祖啊 Oh zombie jesus.
配方 The recipe.
配方在这儿 The recipe.
笨笨 快出来 Stupid, get out of there.
他摔倒了 He's down!
他在那儿 There he is!
我的天 Oh god.
这是拉的 不是推的 兄弟 It's pull, not push, brudder!
好了 不要再推了 Okay, you got to stop pushing!
不要再推了 You got to stop pushing!
奇力 奇力 退后 Chilly. Chilly, get off!
配方
快点 Come on.
离我他妈远一点 奇力 Stay the freak away from me, Chilly!
放开我 奇力 Get off me, Chilly!
他们把他包围了 Uh, they got him cornered.
他妈的离我远一点 Stay the freak away from me.
这是坏兄得 That's a bad brudder.
你的兄弟被你的另一个兄弟抓到鲻鱼头了 Your brother's got your other brother by the mullet!
不对 是抓到鼠尾辫了 No, by the rat tail!
奇力 Chilly!
奇力 放开你兄得 Chilly, get off your brudder!
放开我 兄得 放开我 Get off me, brudder! Get off me!
好了 这是老妈 Okay, there's mom.
她嘴里有什么东西 She's got something in her mouth.
那好像是配方 是配方 I think she's got the recipe. It's the recipe!
放开你兄弟 Get off your brudder!
你的兄弟在房间里拉着你的另一个兄弟 Your brother's riding your other brother across the room.
像拉着一匹马 Like a horse.
不对 是像麋鹿 绝对是麋鹿 No. No, like a moose. Definitely a moose.
拜托不要 Please don't!
不 No!
我认为此时此刻真正让他们冷静下来的办法是 I think the only way to calm them down at this point is
喂他们点货真价实的脑子 to feed them actual brains.
看起来有人点了外卖 Looks like somebody ordered take out.
你去解决这个呗 You down to pike this one?
收到 Got it.
那就大开杀戒吧 Let's get that number up.
帮忙 Help!
交换 Switch!
把这个脑袋砸开 Crack this one open.
我在这走着呢 I'm walking here.
什么时候大家才会看明白我们都有份参与这事 When is everybody gonna see that we're all in this together?
等跳到第十五修正案的时候吧 Skip ahead to the 15th Amendment.
那才是我们需要捍卫的法律 That's the one we got to protect.
合众国公民的选举权 The rights of the citizens of the United States to vote
不得因种族 肤色或以前是奴隶 shall not be denied or abridged by the United States
而被合众国或任何一州 or by any state on the account of race, color...
加以拒绝或限制 Or previous condition of servitude.
不错 听起来很合理 Yep, that makes sense.
用你说 Ya think?
这可能得先打一场内战 Yeah, well it's gonna take a Civil War
然后通过第十三修正案 and the 13th Amendment passing first.
那就先把别的事情放一边 Let's just move everything along
现在把第十三修正案通过了吧 and pass the 13th right now.
你们觉得呢 第十三修正案是什么 What do you guys think? What is it?
是废除奴隶制 It abolishes slavery.
是解放奴隶这种废除吗 Like set them free abolish?
这个还是再继续研究研究吧 This may take some further study.
不 不 他说得对 No, no. No, he's right.
他说得对 听我说 He's right. Okay, hear me out.
如果我们接纳奴隶成为公民 What if we were to take the slaves
然后让他们的投票权占五分之二 and we were to make them like two fifths...
还是五分之三吧 Make it three fifths.
占公民投票权的五分之三 Three fifths of a human being.
接着让这条修正案持续大概一百年 And then we just kept that going for about 100 years
直到我们解决这一问题 until we worked out the kinks.
我都没法跟你们这帮人沟通 I don't even know where to start with you guys.
你们真是逗我 杀了我吧 You got to be kidding me. Just shoot me.
我希望我们不用发动一场战争 I hope we don't have to fight a war
来使言者获得公民的所有权利 to make the Talkers full citizens.
我们可能已经在战争里了 We may already be fighting that war.
人都有一死 Everybody dies.
但是没有脉搏 But just because you got no pulse
不代表不能拥有权利啊 doesn't mean you don't have any rights.
人都会死 Everybody dies.
没错 That's it.
不不不 No, no, no, no, no.
人都会死 Everybody dies.
或早或晚 Sooner or later,
-我们都会是言者 -我们都会是言者 - we're all Talkers. - We're all Talkers.
很好 很好 看来有用 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's working.
这些大脑肯定有效果 Them brains are doing the trick for sure.
你怎么样 老妈 How you doing, mum?
有意识了吗 You with us?
天啊 Oh my.
我真吃了吗 Did I do this?
千真万确 妈 是你吃的 Sure as shit, ma. It was yous.
妈妈 这些美国人来寻求帮助 Mum, these Americans come looking for help.
我的天啊 Oh my goodness.
抱歉让你们看到我这死模样 I'm sorry you had to see me looking all dead like this.
我真希望他们来之前我能把这里快速打扫一下 And I wish I could've given this place a quick lick and a promise
让这里像样一点 before they showed up.
没事的 That's okay.
我们有什么可以效劳的 What can we do for ya's?
我们需要饼干 We're looking for bizkits.
饼干供应断了 我们有一群饥肠辘辘的言者 The supply has been cut off, and we have starving Talkers.
他们想知道你的秘方 They want to know your secret recipe.
没什么秘方 There is no secret.
起初一段时间我确实给饼干掺了大脑 I was lacing my bizkits with brains for the first little while.
后来我们大脑用完了 Then we run short of brains.
我们开始用哈特兰运来的面粉 We started having flour delivered from Heartland.
秘密配料已经掺在面粉里了 The secret ingredient is already mixed in.
秘密调料是大脑 对吧 And the secret sauce is brains? Right?
不 亲爱的 Oh, no, dear.
秘密配料是... The secret ingredient is
爱 love.
我不明白 I don't get it.
孩子们 Ah, boys.
瞧瞧你们 Look at you.
如果我能帮助其他人 If I can help someone else to keep from
免遭我们的悲惨经历 going through what we've had to,
那就干吧 so be it.
这里的大脑足够我们 We got enough brains right here
做一批原始配方饼干 to make up a batch of the original recipe.
开始剥皮吧 Let's get shucking.
我喜欢你 I like you.
欢迎回归 Welcome back.
什么 What?
他们直到第19次修正案才开始考虑 They didn't get around to giving women the right to vote
给女性选举权吗 until the 19th Amendment?
而且直到1920年才通过 And it didn't pass until 1920?
老派白人 我能说什么 Old white dudes. What can I say?
耗费了很长时间才成功处理得当 Takes a long time to get these things right.
我们必须做成功 Well we have to get it right.
而且我们时间不多了 And we don't have a lot of time.
这样子看起来可不太妙 I don't like the look of this.
这是他们关押丹特的那辆车吗 Is that the truck they had Dante in?
希望不是 I hope not.
该死 Shit.
没看到丹特 No sign of Dante.
或许他... Maybe he...
像上次一样逃脱了 escaped like last time?
或许这是言者干的 Maybe Talkers did this,
言者放了他 let him go?
这就是叛徒的下场
This is what happens to traitors.
我仁慈地结束你的生命 I give you mercy.
我喜欢早晨新鲜出炉大脑的香味 I love the smell of fresh baked brains in the morning.
干得不错嘛 摩菲先生 Well done, Mr. Murphy.
你要当心咯 You better be careful.
我们可能要继续雇佣你当全职烘焙师了 We might just keep you on as a full time baker.
马里昂 Marion.
是老师教得好 I had a great teacher.
让开点 孩子们 Move over boys.
热食经过 好热 Hot coming through. Hot.
好了 现在我们需要把饼干包装 All right, now we need to wrap them up
并且像这样放里面 and stick them in here like this.
这家人靠自己是撑不下去的 Look, that family is not gonna make it out there on their own.
你带他们回地狱俱乐部吧 Why don't you take them with you to Limbo?
好啊 Yeah, sure.
俱乐部需要面包房 Limbo could use a bakery.
我喜欢这个主意 I like that idea.
我带上艾迪和一万 I'll take Addy and 10K
去哈特兰查明面粉的事 and go to Heartland and figure out this flour thing
以及他们为什么停止面粉供应 and why they stopped the distribution.
保护好他们 Take care of them.
好好 我明白 我明白 Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it.
你也要注意安全 Okay, well then be safe.
不 你要注意安全 No, you be safe out there.
我可不希望要再次 I don't want to have to go traipsing around
跨过半个美国去救你 half of Screwmerica again to save your ass.
我才不在乎你得来来回回多少次 I don't care how many times you got to traipse around,
该救还是得救 you might have to save me.
不过救的时候 麻烦换个颜色 But when you do, pick a color.
我说真的 沃伦 I mean it, Warren.
如果没了你 末日就一点也不好玩了 The Apocalypse wouldn't be half as fun without you in it.
万事小心 Be careful.
我也爱你 摩菲 I love you too, Murphy.
老天 保他们安全 God, keep them safe.
你怎么想 你要讲几句话吗 What do you think? Maybe you want to say a few words?
行动胜于空谈 Actions speak louder than words.
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