《吸血鬼日记》前情提要 Previously on "The vampire diaries"...
你和斯特凡是怎么回事 What was the deal with you and Stefan?
我是斯特凡的初恋 I was the first love of Stefan's life.
斯特凡 这是朱利安 Stefan, meet Julian.
朱利安是你不该爱上的男人 Julian was the man you were not supposed to fall for.
斯特凡·塞尔瓦托知道 Does Stefan Salvatore know that
你怀了他的孩子吗 you are pregnant with his child?
你想要什么 恩佐 What do you want, Enzo?
我想你告诉我 我们要怎样 I want you to tell me how we're going
阻止朱利安重回莉莉的生活 to prevent Julian from walking back into Lily's life.
你找到朱利安了吗 So have you found Julian yet?
几个月前就找到他了 I found him months ago.
朱利安是恶魔 Julian is the devil.
我不能让莉莉把他找回来 I can't let Lily bring him back.
我们现在得让他复活 We got to bring this guy back to life now.
凤凰石能让人起死回生 The phoenix stone brings people back from the dead.
你确定你想对乔这么做 You sure you want to do this to Jo?
哪怕只有1%的机会成功 If there's even a 1% chance that this could work,
我都要试试 不管可能有多危险或多疯狂 I need to take it, no matter how dangerous or insane it may be.
三年后
邦妮 Bonnie...
你有什么想说的吗 Is there something you wanted to talk about?
我 I guess, um,
我最近一直在想 I've been thinking a lot about...
过去的事 the past lately,
一个愚蠢的决定 how one stupid decision can--
怎么就把生活 can turn your life into something
变得面目全非 that you don't recognize,
就好像它属于另一个人 like it belongs to someone else.
我犯下了一个错误 I made a mistake...
结果因此失去了我爱的人 and I lost someone I loved...
我愿付出一切撤销过去 and I'd do anything to take it back,
但我做不到 but I can't.
我就只能 All I can do is...
努力去承受 try and find a way to live with it.
谢谢 邦妮 Thank you, Bonnie.
艾丽克丝 你有什么 Alex, is there something
想跟大家分享的吗 you'd like to share with the group?
你怎么来了 What are you doing here?
外面情况很糟糕 亲爱的 Things are bad out there, luv.
你不能永远躲在这儿 You can't hide in here forever.
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她怎么样了 How's she doing?
我不知道 I don't know.
她已经睡了12小时了 She's been sleeping for 12 hours.
这挺正常的吧 That's normal, right?
她昨天还是死人 今天就活了 Yesterday she was dead. Today she's alive.
恐怕算不上正常 I'm not sure normal applies.
拜托告诉我那是食物 Please tell me that's food.
考试卷 你邮箱都塞满了 Term papers. They were jamming up your in-box.
你还是这里的受雇教授呢 You are still employed as a professor here.
你想做我的新助教吗 Hey, do you want a job as my new T.A.?
你只需要在几个人的空白处写上 All you have to do is write, "Interesting point,"
"看法很有趣" 然后给所有人打B+就行 in a few margins and then give everyone a b+.
真有趣 但我得搞明白 Tempting, but I need to figure out
我是怎么把你妻子 exactly how I brought your wife
复活过来的 back to the land of the living.
她活过来了 她没事 Look. She's here. She's ok.
还有什么关系 What does it matter now?
因为不到24小时 Because in less than 24 hours,
我就复活了两个人 I raised two people from the dead
全靠不靠谱的咒语和一个 with a sketchy spell and something
叫凤凰石的东西 called a Phoenix Stone--
毫无调查 毫无彩排 No research, no rehearsal time,
也没有应急计划 and no contingency plan--
现在我有点时间了 and now that I have a little breathing room,
我想搞清楚我究竟用的是什么样的魔法 I want to figure out what kind of magic I was dealing with
以防我是翻开了潘多拉的石头 just in case I opened up Pandora's rock,
能给我吗 so can I have it back, please?
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时间轴 风吹来的那片云 后期 宝宝
校对 米苏 总监 米苏
亲爱的 你感觉怎么样 Hey, sweetheart, how you feeling?
我好饿 I'm starving.
这对你来说很难受 是吧 This is torture for you, isn't it?
不是啦 No.
没有 能躺在这里 No. I'm so happy just lying here
什么不做我可开心了 and doing nothing,
就听你呼吸 just listening to you breathe.
在脑子里一项项列 Just making a mental checklist of all the things
你今天要做的事 you need to do today,
考虑你要不要不小心 debating whether you should accidentally
把我踢醒 kick me awake?
你说的踢还是吻啊 Uh, did you say kick, or did you say kiss?
早上好 小爱侣 Good morning, lovebirds.
你开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
我给你们送来了超高价高级咖啡 I brought you some free-range, overpriced coffee--
加奶加双份糖 按你的喜好来的 one cream, two sugars, just like you like it.
其实 我喝咖啡不喜欢加糖 Actually, I hate sugar in my coffee.
你有什么特别原因 Is there any particular reason as to why you are
一大早就闯进 barging into my girlfriend's dorm room
我女朋友的寝室吗 at the crack of mid morning?
干吗这么冲啊 Why such a grumpy gus?
我以为你想庆祝今天呢 I thought you'd want to celebrate today.
我终于把埃琳娜安顿好了 I finally got Elena tucked away safely.
你跟卡罗琳温存在 You're snuggled with Caroline
这张小的可怜的床上 里克 in this tragically tiny bed, and Ric--
里克把老婆从冥界带回来了 Ric saved his lady from the great beyond.
一切都好得不得了 Everything is coming up Salvatore,
以至于我决定 so much so that I have decided
翻开新的一页 to turn over a new leaf.
-真好 -嗯 - Oh, good. - Yeah.
我要独立地做出对埃琳娜 I am gonna be the man that does right by Elena
最好的事 把她放在心上 all on my own by keeping her in my heart
而不是埋在地下 instead of keeping her under foot.
真有意思 That's interesting.
我需要人帮忙 I'm gonna need a little help with the dirty work,
起床啦 弟弟 so rise and shine, brother.
我们要去审问一个高个漂亮 We are going to interrogate a tall, beautiful heretic
坏脾气的异教徒 with a terrible attitude.
瓦莱丽吗 Valerie?
有印象啊 Rings a bell.
我好像错过了什么 I am missing something here.
斯特凡和瓦莱丽是很早以前的老情人 Oh, Stefan and Valerie are old flames from way back,
她离开监狱世界之后 and they haven't had a face-to-face
他们俩还没面谈过呢 since she came tumbling out of that prison world.
等等 Hang on.
瓦莱丽 是破你处的那个吗 Valerie as in v-card Valerie,
"多谢小姐临幸"那个 "Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am,"
伤了你的心 然后... broke your heart and, uh--
知道吗 我觉得这是你们叙叙旧的 You know what? I think this would be the perfect opportunity
绝佳机会 for you two to catch up,
除非因为某种原因这会让你不舒服 unless there's a reason it would be uncomfortable for you.
-不会的 -太好了 - No. - Great.
好好玩 Have fun.
好好享用 这是最后的了 Enjoy it, mate. It's the last of it.
早上好 奥斯卡 Good morning, Oscar.
多谢你陪了他一整晚 It was kind of you to sit with him all night.
我这些年也度过过几个不顺的夜晚 Oh, I've had a few bad nights myself over the years.
这边 露西 Right here, please, Lucy.
谢谢 Thank you.
是为什么事啊 Oh, what's the occasion?
以前我们家要来客人时 My mother always used to keep fresh flowers
我妈就会摆上鲜花 when expecting guests.
我大概是跟她学的 I suppose I picked it up from her.
朱利安吧 Ah, Julian, I presume.
是的 Yes. Yes.
如果一切如计划的进行 他今天就能回家 He'll arrive home today if all goes as planned.
这是好事 洛恩佐 This is a good thing, Lorenzo.
希望你能替我高兴 I hope you can be happy for me.
你们没有理由合不来 There's no reason the two of you shouldn't get along.
嗯 一定会亲的不得了 Yeah, thick as thieves, I reckon.
我想开车 但博尔不肯给我钥匙 I want to drive, but Beau won't give me the keys.
那是因为你老撞到猫和 Why, that's because you keep hitting cats
电线杆 and utility poles.
他还坐在那里 He's still sitting there.
奥斯卡 亲爱的 我是诺拉 Oscar, darling, it's Nora.
你记得我吗 Do you-- do you remember me?
这不对劲 I don't like this.
奥斯卡应该说说笑笑的才对 Oscar's meant to be laughing and making jokes.
知道吗 奥斯卡 朱利安要回来了 Guess what, Oscar. Julian's coming back.
生活又要好玩起来了 Life's about to get fun again.
很好玩的 好吧 So fun. Right.
他显然不太舒服 Well, he's clearly unwell.
我们不能把他留在这里 We can't just leave him here.
洛恩佐 你能不能 Lorenzo, you wouldn't mind
帮忙看着他 keeping an eye on him, would you?
我们就回来 We won't be long.
-乐意帮忙 -谢谢 - Happy to help. - Thank you,
如果瓦莱丽有联系你 And if you hear from Valerie,
叫她立刻回家 please tell her to come home immediately.
我昨天是有些严厉 但也不必这么生闷气 I know I was stern yesterday, but that's no reason to sulk.
走吧 姑娘们 Come on, girls.
你在哪 Where are you?
去找朱利安了 费劲地 Headed out to find Julian and trying to find
用奥斯卡的破电话找路 the directions on Oscar's stupid phone.
现在为什么都不用真地图了 Why doesn't anyone use real maps anymore?
纸怎么不好了 What's wrong with paper?
你还是赶紧的吧 Well, I suggest you get a move on
莉莉他们就来了 because Lily and company are right behind you.
什么 那不可能 What? That's impossible.
你答应不让奥斯卡开口的 You promised to keep Oscar quiet.
奥斯卡什么都不记得了 Oh, Oscar, he doesn't remember squat.
他们肯定是用定位咒 They must have tracked Julian down
还是什么其他异教徒的招数 on their own with a locator spell
自己找到了朱利安 or some other heretic malarkey.
莉莉如果想要什么 Never underestimate Lily's relentless
那份无尽的决心可不容低估 devotion to getting what she wants.
等等 那个条状的东西 Wait. What does it mean when the little
全红了是什么意思 bar thing goes all red?
我 I--
喂 Hello?
不系安全带吗 No seat belt?
这可是重罚啊 小姑娘 That's a hefty fine, young lady.
你怎么 How did you--
有只小鸟说你偷了他的车 Little bird brain said you stole his car
冲出神秘瀑布镇了 and sped out of Mystic Falls.
你知道开走一个警官的车 You did realize that by taking a deputy's suv
是会被追踪到的吧 that every move you made would be tracked, right?
你能把你的车开走吗 Would you kindly move your car?
那辆吗 That car?
当然可以了 You bet I'll move that car,
但首先 我要问问你为什么 but first, I need to ask you why you killed
要杀了你的假哥哥奥斯卡还陷害我 your faux brother Oscar and framed me for the murder.
我不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
是啊 You're right.
我的调查工作可能做得不是很好 I might not be 100% on my detective work.
有可能是别的异教徒 It's possible that another heretic
把他变成了一具干尸 turned him into a desiccated corpse.
我也无法确定 I'm not sure.
我还是去车里 拿出电话 I'm gonna go to my car, get my phone.
然后打给莉莉 看她知不知道 I'm gonna call Lily, see if she knows.
好吧 你是个大天才 Fine. You're a genius.
你凭什么觉得 What on earth made you think
我不会那么对你 I wouldn't do the same to you?
我们就是谈谈啊 Hey, we're just talking here.
瓦莱丽 Valerie.
斯特凡 Stefan.
别折磨我哥哥了 Quit torturing my brother.
告诉我到底是怎么回事 Tell me exactly what's going on here.
可以进来吗 还是你男友 Is it safe to enter, or is your boyfriend
还半裸着躺在床单下面呢 still half-naked under the sheets?
天呐 我就是室友的反面典型啊 God, I'm a roommate horror story.
得了 至少你的床这学期 Please. At least your bed has seen
还躺过一个半裸的男人 a half-naked male all semester.
我觉得抱抱小姐都开始可怜我了 I think Ms. Cuddles is starting to feel sorry for me.
看她啊 I mean, look at her.
看到她给我的严厉眼神了吗 Do you see how she's judging me?
我需要人帮忙泡男人 I need man help.
别找我问建议 Well, don't look at me for advice.
我刚派我男朋友去跟他 I just sent my boyfriend to spend the day
初恋待一天 with his first love.
瓦莱丽 那个把你的皮肤变成了马鞭草 Valerie, the heretic who turned your skin
让你不能和斯特凡接触的异教徒吗 to vervain so you and Stefan couldn't touch?
是啊 就是她 Yeah. That would be the one.
你要么是完全疯了 You're either completely insane
要么就是最不缺安全感的人 or the most secure woman in the world.
我希望他俩能解决旧怨 I want him to work things out with her.
他习惯把受伤的情绪都藏起来 He has this habit of bottling up all of his hurt feelings,
我觉得这样对他们有好处 and I think it would be really good for them
扫清一切19世纪的恩怨 if they could just clear away all the 19th-century drama
继续他们的生活 so they can get on with their lives,
重新开始 clean slate.
真是最有安全感的女人 我受你鼓舞了 Most secure woman it is. I'm officially inspired.
你要出去见男人吗 So you going out to meet a guy?
不 我要去神秘瀑布镇 No. I'm going to Mystic Falls to discuss
跟一个我刚复活的异教徒讨论一种魔法 magic with a heretic I just brought back to life,
然后或许去找个男人吧 and then maybe I'll go meet a guy.
好了 我好像明白了 Ok. I think i got it.
你杀了奥斯卡 是因为他知道怎么找到朱利安 You killed Oscar because he knew how to get to Julian,
但你恨朱利安 因为他是个卑鄙的虐待狂 but you hate Julian because he's a sadistic, depraved,
一无是处的恶魔 而莉莉急切地想把他带回家 no-good monster that Lily desperately wants to bring home.
听说过1897年的黑海屠杀吗 Did you ever hear of the Black Sea massacre of 1897?
朱利安在圣诞节杀了一整个海岸线的人 Julian annihilated an entire coastline on Christmas day,
莉莉却还是深深地爱着他 and yet Lily Is still hopelessly in love with him.
那怎么了 斯特凡在蒙特雷屠过村 So? Stefan took out an entire village in Monterrey,
卡罗琳不还是喜欢他 and Caroline still wants him.
人各有爱嘛 To each, his own.
说到这个 你俩怎么认识的 Speaking of which, how did you two, um, meet?
在镇集市 At the town fair.
对啊 没错 Oh, right. That's right, mm-hmm.
然后你们之后还约好见面的 是吗 And then you were supposed to meet after that, right,
好像是在桥还是树下 like, under a bridge or a tree
还是哪个浪漫的公园长椅 or romantic park bench.
你能不能闭嘴 Will you please just shut up?
你没出现后 You know, when you didn't show,
这家伙在日记里写了十页 this guy wrote 10 pages in his journal
说什么太阳也不如以前明媚了 about how the sun would never shine as bright
食物也不如以前美味了 and the food would never taste as sweet.
是啊 我读过 Yes. I read them.
你藏东西的地方一直很没创意 Your hiding places were always crap.
你真把他搞得很伤心 You really crushed the guy.
她只是替莉莉打探情况而已 Well, she was just spying for Lily.
那都只是做戏 I mean, it was all just a game,
是吧 wasn't it?
不过没错 你继续说啊 But, yeah, no. Hey, hey, keep going, man.
这段可好玩了 This bit is, uh, absolutely hilarious.
别说了 No. Please stop.
现在唯一重要的 The only thing that matters now
是我们找到朱利安 is that we find Julian
确保他不能回家 你们如果不想来 and make sure he can't come home, so if you're not in,
别折磨我一道了 放我下车吧 spare me the car ride and let me out.
不 斯特凡来的 绝对的 我就看着 No. Stefan's in. He's in. I'll watch.
他要翻开新的一页 He's turning over a new leaf.
那是艺术品吗 Is that art or something?
不 那是台电视 No. Actually, that's a tv.
那是电视 我叫乔 That's a tv. I'm Jo.
你叫阿拉里克 但你喜欢叫里克 You're Alaric, but you go by Ric
因为这名字很奇怪 because it's an odd name,
而且我们结婚了 and we're married.
细节先不用担心 Let's not worry about the details right now.
你的记忆要过一段时间才能恢复 It's gonna take a little time for your memories to come back.
这真好吃 是你做的吗 This is amazing. Did you make it?
不是 是外卖 No. It's, uh-- it's delivery,
是在别处做好 made somewhere else
然后有人送过来的 and then someone drives it over.
是泰国菜 你最喜欢了 It's Thai food, your favorite,
除了那个 well, except for that.
那是肉 你不吃肉 That's meat. You don't eat meat.
我为什么不吃肉啊 Why would I not eat meat?
我不知道 I have no idea.
我们开酒喝吧 Hey, look. Let's open this bottle of wine, huh?
这世界上总有地方是下午五点 It's got to be 5:00 in the afternoon somewhere, right?
不太严重 你有绷带吗 It's not serious. Do you have bandages?
我替你包扎好 I'll wrap it for you.
医疗柜在水槽上面 Medicine cabinet above the sink.
我就回来 Be right back.
一场补考结束了 还有两场 One makeup exam down, two more to go.
提醒我再也别在 Remind me never to be taken hostage
学期开始时被人绑架了 at the beginning of a semester ever again.
你在哪啊 Where are you?
前不着村后不着店的加油站 Some gas station in the middle of nowhere.
别担心 卡罗熊 Don't worry Care Bear.
我发布了暴露内衣禁区 I have issued a no-hanky-panky zone.
有我再 绝不会有什么旧情重燃 No former flames will reignite on my watch.
-不会的 -抱歉了 - Nohow. - Sorry about that.
他是吸汽油气晕头了 The fumes are, uh, getting to his brain.
听着 Hey, listen.
我今晚想带你去吃晚餐 Uh, I want to take you to dinner tonight.
约会吗 等等 Like a date? Wait.
你是因为跟前任度过一天 Is this because you're feeling guilty
所以觉得愧疚吗 for spending the day with your ex?
不 我是意识到 No. It's because I realize
我还没约你出去过 that I haven't actually taken you out yet.
那好啊 Well, I'd love that.
老实说 我有点愧疚 To be honest, I'm feeling a little bit guilty
是我逼你跟你前任和哥哥上了一辆车 for pushing you into a car with your brother and your ex
而你显然并不想跟她重联络 whom you clearly want nothing to do with.
不 别愧疚 Ah, no. Don't feel guilty.
我是需要人逼迫 I--I needed a push.
怎么 她对你有所行动吗 Why? What, did she make a move on you?
没有啦 Nothing happened.
我就是想听到我们的一切都是谎言 I just needed to hear that our time together was a lie.
她承认了吗 She admitted that?
她没否认 She didn't deny it.
你还好吗 Are you ok or whatever?
你告诉我今晚什么时候接你 I will be once you tell me
我就好了 what time I'm picking you up tonight.
8点 我喜欢雏菊 8:00, and I like daisies,
如果你想给我买花的话 by the way, just in case you wanted to give me flowers.
今晚见 I'll see you tonight.
装满 Fill this up.
邮箱里的油更多 辣妹 There's more gas in the tank, sassy pants.
我需要助燃剂好烧朱利安的尸体 I need an accelerant to burn Julian's body.
我不想冒险 Don't want to take any chances.
你是不是有点着急了 Aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself?
我们还没杀他呢 We haven't even killed the guy yet.
你真那么傻吗 我们不必杀他 Are you really that daft? We don't need to kill him.
你要用魅力杀死他吗 What are you gonna do, charm him to death?
朱利安已经死了 Julian's dead.
他1903年就死了 He's been dead since 1903.
恐怕这家不再敞开门欢迎 I'm afraid this house no longer has an open-door policy
当地小流氓了 to the local riffraff.
你不就住这儿吗 You're living here, aren't you?
我把你丢出去之前 Shall we spend a few moments catching up
要不要先叙叙旧 before I throw you out?
你的暑假怎么样 How was your summer holiday?
认识欧洲帅哥了吗 Meet any charming Eurohunks?
妹子 告诉我你不是就拿着 Girl, please tell me you didn't just follow Damon
波本酒到处跟着达蒙吧 around with spare bottles of bourbon.
不是 多谢你 I didn't, but it's sweet of you
如此关心我的爱情生活 to be concerned about my love life.
我真佩服你的胆量 还敢留下 Well, I do admire your nerve sticking around.
如果换了我是 Now, myself, I'd be flat hunting
达蒙·塞尔瓦托和他与埃琳娜的 the other side of the planet if I were the only thing
永恒幸福之间的唯一障碍 standing between Damon Salvatore
一定要落荒而逃到世界另一边了 and his everlasting happiness with Elena.
或许这危险感让你觉得刺激 Maybe the danger gives you a thrill.
或许能萌生爱情 It could be a case of puppy love.
瞧 我觉得你这是投射自己的感情 See, now I think you're projecting.
是你睡在莉莉·塞尔瓦托的脚下 You're the one sleeping at Lily Salvatore's feet
可怜巴巴地盼着吃点残羹冷炙 hoping for some of her good table scraps.
聊天愉快 多谢过来看我 Good talk. Nice of you to stop by.
我得跟奥斯卡谈谈 Um, I need to talk to Oscar.
谈什么 What about?
女巫的事 超级无聊 Witch business, super boring.
恐怕奥斯卡今天 Well, I'm afraid Oscar is not feeling
不是很在状态 或许改日吧 quite like himself today, so maybe another time.
该死 Bollocks.
女仆是不能吃的 伙计 Not supposed to eat the help, mate.
给点血啊 A little blood, please?
把自己清理干净 然后去做水疗 Clean yourself up and take a spa day.
忘记大嘴怪先生 Forget all about Mr. Chompers
和他的无礼举动 and his very bad manners.
你好 奥斯卡 还记得我吗 Hello, Oscar. Hey, do you remember me?
我们在默特尔比奇见过 We met in Myrtle Beach.
我从未去过默特尔比奇 I've never been to Myrtle Beach,
但我记得你 but I do remember you
在那间地下室黑屋里见过 from that dark room in the basement.
是你把我放出来的 You the one that got me out?
放出哪里 Out of where?
我还饿 I think I'm still hungry.
好吧 你控制点 Um, ok. Just get a grip on yourself
坚持5分钟 我们会给你找血的 for 5 minutes, and we'll get you more blood.
我来问你凤凰石的事 I came to ask you about the Phoenix Stone.
什么石 What stone?
为什么你们老问些 Why do people keep asking me questions
我不知道的问题 I don't know the answers to?
这块石头 认得吗 This stone. Know it?
那里 你把我从那里放出来了 There. You got me out of there.
奥斯卡为什么要把朱利安的尸体 Why would Oscar stash Julian's body
藏在这么荒僻的地方 out here in the middle of nowhere
他明明可以直接把他交给莉莉 when he could just hand it over to Lily?
因为他知道莉莉一找回了朱利安 Because he knew the moment Lily gets Julian back,
好日子就结束了 the fun's over.
一切都会改变 Everything changes.
所以你杀了他 Hmm, so you killed him.
这就说得通了 That makes a lot of sense.
我说了 我自有原因 I told you, I have my reasons.
我觉得或许 You know, I was thinking, it's probably
你我早断了情缘也是好事 a good thing that you and I cut things short.
万一我不小心吐槽了你的车技 I mean, what if I'd accidentally insulted your driving
你只得一把屠刀捅死我呢 and you had no choice but to run a butcher knife through me?
听上去你似乎 Yeah. It's doesn't exactly sound like
也没过上圣人一般的生活啊 you've lived the life of a saint, either.
没想到吧 这世界会改变人 Surprise. The world changes people.
你到现在总该想明白了吧 You must have figured that out by now.
小情人 别吵了 Hey, lovebirds, quit your bickering.
我们生篝火吧 Let's get this campfire started.
棺材专营店 真聪明 Casket emporium. Clever.
奥斯卡和他讨厌的恶作剧 Oscar and his stupid pranks.
莉莉还对一具发霉的尸体朝思暮想吗 So Lily's still carrying a torch for some moldy, old corpse, hmm?
莉莉一心要把朱利安的身体 Lily is determined to reunite Julian's body
和他遗失的灵魂重新结合 所以 with his lost soul, but in order to do that,
她需要先得到凤凰石 she needs the Phoenix Stone.
凤凰石啊 Phoenix Stone, huh?
没听说过 Never heard of it.
是吗 有意思 Really? That's funny,
因为你显然用它复活了奥斯卡 since you clearly used it on Oscar.
谁说我们对奥斯卡用了那个了 Who said we used it on Oscar?
奥斯卡本来都死了 你需要筹码 Oscar was dead, and you needed something
交换你睡在棺材里的女朋友 to trade for your girlfriend in the box,
所以你拿它鼓捣了一下 so you tinkered around with it
找到了一个临时的解决办法 and found a temporary solution,
但你厉害啊 but, hey, good on you.
不管你带回来的是谁 Whoever you brought back
似乎蒙蔽住了莉莉 seemed to pull the wool over Lily's eyes.
等等 什么意思 不管带回来的是谁 Wait. What do you mean, whoever we brought back?
凤凰石里都是死去的吸血鬼的灵魂 The Phoenix Stone is stuffed full of very old vampire souls.
你们复活的不是奥斯卡 白痴 You didn't raise Oscar from the dead, you clods.
你只是把其中一个灵魂塞进了他的身体 You jammed one of those souls into his body.
弗兰肯斯坦教授 How's everything with professor Frankenstein
和他的复活新娘怎么样了 and his rebooted bride?
挺好的吧 Good, I think.
我走时她还在睡呢 She was still asleep when I left.
好啊 太好了 Oh, good. Glad to hear it.
帮个小忙 So quick favor.
你得告诉里克 I'm gonna need you to tell Ric
我们搞错了 that we made a tiny mistake
那人其实不是他妻子 And that that's not his wife.
-什么 -是啊 - What? - Yeah.
原来石头并没有 It turns out that the stone doesn't actually
复活死人的魔法 have any magic juice to bring back any old corpse.
其实更像个超自然监禁室 It's more like a supernatural holding cell
装了一堆吸血鬼灵魂 for a bunch of lost vampire souls,
而其中的一个被你偶然塞进了乔身体里 one of which you accidentally shoved into Jo's body.
老天啊 那么奥斯卡 Oh, my god, that means Oscar's--
奥斯卡就是偶然被塞进了异教徒身体里的 Oscar's just some random vampire in a
不知名吸血鬼 heretic candy shell.
达蒙我来了你家跟他谈石头的事 Damon, I came to your house to talk to him about the stone.
坏主意 赶紧离开 Bad idea. Cut the conversation short.
开车回家的路上给里克打电话 Call Ric from the car on the way home.
不 这事别推给我 Oh, no. Don't put this on me.
抱歉 我在努力 Well, I'm sorry, and I'm trying to do
做对埃琳娜好的事呢 this thing where I do right by Elena,
我觉得她不会 and I just--I--I just don't think
希望我那样伤他的心 that she'd want me to crush his spirit like that.
尽量别让他太难过了 Let him down gently.
你是想做对埃琳娜好的事 Is this you doing right by Elena
还是不想伤你好哥们的心 or you not wanting to break your best friend's heart?
好吧 但你欠我的 Fine, but you owe me.
谢了 邦邦 Thanks, Bonbon.
给奥斯卡找来几袋藏在书房里的血袋 Found Oscar a few blood bags stashed in the study.
大概过期了 但他似乎不介意 Probably expired, but he does not seem picky.
我得回惠特莫大学了 I have to head back to Whitmore.
我还想问你那颗漂亮石头的事呢 I meant to ask you about this pretty stone.
你在哪找到的 Where'd you find it?
网上淘来的 Rocks r us. It was on sale.
真有趣 That's funny.
莉莉也在找颗一模一样的 Lily's been looking for one just like it.
打折区一堆呢 Oh, bargain bin was full of them.
肯定还有的 I'm sure they have more.
或者我可以拿走这颗 Or I could just take this one.
别做梦了 Don't think so.
我不要回去 I'm not going back in there.
我不要回去 I'm not going back.
他在说什么 What the hell is he talking about?
你说对了 Let's just say you were right.
奥斯卡今天的确不在状态 Oscar's not himself today.
为什么那么老喊我奥斯卡 Why does everyone keep calling me Oscar?
我不叫奥斯卡 My name's not Oscar!
那是我干的吗 Did I do that?
快跑 Run.
你想去呼吸下新鲜空气吗 You want to get some fresh air?
或许在校园里走走能激起点回忆 Thought maybe a walk through campus will stir something.
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
我出了什么事 What happened to me?
这是我的 是吧 This was mine, wasn't it?
是你的婚纱 That's your wedding dress.
医院问我是不是想留着 The hospital asked me if I wanted to save it.
我怎么了 What happened to me?
你哥哥 Your brother
这辈子都跟你有仇 had a lifelong vendetta against you.
他捅死了你 He stabbed you.
我没法及时送你去医院 I couldn't get you to the hospital in time.
到底怎么回事 So what happened?
等你好起来之后我会跟你解释一切的 I'm gonna explain everything when you're feeling better.
到时你就都会明白了 It's gonna make a lot more sense then.
为什么现在我会听不明白 Why wouldn't it make sense now?
因为这很疯狂 乔 Because it is crazy, Jo.
是我们经历过的最疯狂的事 It is the craziest thing either of us have ever been through,
这可很能说明问题了 and that is saying something.
我记得我被人捅死了 I remember. I was stabbed.
我被人捅在了心脏上 I was stabbed in the heart.
不对 不是心脏 No. No, not in the heart.
他是从后面偷袭了你 He came at you from behind, and I--
直到为时已晚我才看到他 I didn't see him until it was too late.
不对 我是被捅了心脏 No. I was stabbed in the heart.
-乔 冷静 -我 - Jo, calm down. - I--
-一切都会好起来的 -不 - Everything's gonna be-- - No.
别碰我 离我远点 Don't touch me. Stay away from me.
我们让诺拉吸走了 You know, we got Nora to siphon
你给卡罗琳施的驱逐咒 that repulsion spell you put on Caroline,
如果你想知道的话 just in case you were wondering.
都忘记那事了 Forgotten all about that.
你为什么那么做 Why'd you do it?
你肯定不是担心卡罗琳的安危 I mean, you couldn't have been worried about Caroline's safety.
你要我说什么 What do you want me to say,
因为我坏 because I'm pure evil,
因为我喜欢看人痛苦吗 because I like seeing people suffer?
如果这是真相的话 那就说啊 Well, if that's the truth, then yeah.
我不是个十足的坏人 I'm not a horrible person.
是吗 那你是什么样的人 Really? Well, then who are you?
你颠覆了我的生活 I mean, you turned my life upside down.
你离开了 毫无悔意 You leave, you show no remorse,
然后又对付我女朋友 and then you go after my girlfriend.
你对我毫不了解 You know nothing about me.
这个打不开 This one won't open.
肯定用咒语封住了 Must be spelled shut.
看着不像死了呢 Doesn't look dead to me.
他的尸体用魔法保护住了 His body's been preserved with magic.
比我们老爸帅多了 Lot better-looking than our old man.
这我承认 I'll give mom that.
闪开 Move,
除非你想跟他一起烧成烤肉 unless you want to burn to a crisp alongside of him.
[咒语] Incendia.
我们不是可以用火柴吗 Shouldn't we, uh, get a match?
我不明白 I don't understand.
难怪了 Well, of course.
贱女孩不来怎么能算是派对呢 Guess it ain't a party until the mean girls show up.
看看到底谁的麻烦大 Look who's in a heap of trouble.
莉莉会怎么说 What's Lily going to say?
问问她就是了 莉莉 我们找到瓦莱丽了 Let's ask her. Lily, we found Valerie.
她想杀了你的毕生挚爱 She's over here trying to kill to love of your life.
姑娘们 你们先到车上去吧 Girls, I'll meet you in the car.
我要跟瓦莱丽谈谈 I need a minute with Valerie.
你是偷了奥斯卡的手机 You may have stolen Oscar's phone,
但他口袋里还有东西你忘了拿 but you left something behind in his pocket.
奥斯卡一直觊觎朱利安的戒指 Oscar always did covet Julian's ring.
博尔很容易就用定位咒找到了他 Beau found him easily with a locator spell.
你为什么要这样做 Why would you do this?
莉莉 他是个禽兽 Lily, he's a monster.
让他复活只会让事态变得更糟 Bringing him back will only make things worse.
所以你就背着我 So you go behind my back
跟我的儿子一起想毁灭他 with my own sons to destroy him.
因为你不肯听我的劝 It's not like you listen to me.
你盲目的沉浸在对他的爱恋里 You were so blinded by your love for him,
仿佛别人都不存在一样 it's like no one else exists.
我们知道了 你很生气 Hey, we get it. You're angry.
不管瓦莱丽跟你说了什么 Whatever lies Valerie's told you,
那全部是谎言 that's all they are.
实际上 她并没有具体说什么 Technically, she's been a bit vague on the details--
只是大屠杀 变态杀人狂 I mean, mass murderer, homicidal maniac,
还有那些典型的 一般坏人都会做的事 and typical, run-of-the-mill bad guy stuff--
在我们把他交给你们之前 But before we just hand him over,
能不能告诉我们还有什么遗漏的吗 you mind telling us what we're missing here?
这人到底是谁 Who is this really?
这个男人是我的毕生挚爱 This man is the love of my life,
他是我自认为无法企及 the man I didn't think I deserved,
让我全力争取 the one I fought for,
默默等待 waited for,
可以为了他而改变自己的男人 the one I told myself I could change for.
他让我变得更好 达蒙 He makes me better, Damon.
你知道这样的感觉吗 You know anything about that?
略知一二 A thing or two.
那我们就开始吧 博尔 Then we are through here. Beau.
不 求你不要 他会毁了我们的 No. Please don't. He'll ruin us. He--
她在耍你 他并没有让她变得更好 She's playing you. He didn't make her better.
即使有 那也是让她变得报复心强且残暴 If anything, he made her vindictive and cruel.
那是什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
你觉得是谁给卡伊出主意 Who do you think gave Kai the idea
让埃琳娜陷入沉睡的 to put Elena in that sleeping beauty coma?
-谁 -莉莉 - Who? - Lily.
是真的吗 Is that true?
她想让你因为拒绝帮助我们 She wanted to make you pay for refusing
逃离监狱世界而受到惩罚 to help rescue us from the prison world.
别管朱利安了 我要杀了你 Screw Julian. I'll kill you.
[咒语] Vis porta.
给门施咒吗 Spelling the door?
还以为你会领我走一条神秘通道呢 Thought you were leading us to a secret passage.
你看太多《史酷比》了 You watch too much "Scooby-doo."
也许他撞门撞得累趴下了 Maybe he'll tire himself out
然后我们直接从前门出去就行了 and we just go out the front door.
或者我可以从这扇窗户跳出去 Or I could just jump out this window
你就在这自生自灭吧 while you fend for yourself.
那先把石头还给我 First, give me that stone back.
你先告诉我它为什么如此特别 First, tell me why it's so special.
它是一堆灵魂的某种囚所 It's some kind of trap for a bunch of souls.
莉莉想得到它 一定有她在乎的人在里面 If Lily wants it, someone she cares about must be inside.
朱利安 Julian.
很好 因为我们这里需要 Great, because we need another heretic
再来一个异教徒 running loose around here.
他不是异教徒 He's not a heretic.
他是她失散多年的吸血鬼男友 He's a long-lost vampire boyfriend.
那你就更加不需要它了 Then you definitely don't need it.
你真的想把这个可以令她男友 Do you really want to hand her the means
死而复生的工具亲手交给她吗 to bring the dead boyfriend back into the picture?
有点尊严行不行 Have some dignity.
谁说我需要你这个失恋的女巫 What makes you think I want romantic advice
给我感情建议了 from a lovelorn witch?
我只是说 也许你应该得到更好的 I'm just saying, maybe you deserve better.
坏消息 Bad news.
我想奥斯卡刚学会怎么吸取魔力了 I think Oscar just learned how to siphon.
它在哪 Where is it?
那石头在哪 Where is the stone?
在他那里 He has it.
瓦莱丽 Valerie.
瓦莱丽 Valerie!
你没事吧 Uh... hey, you ok?
我没事 I'm fine.
不管你在想什么 我们都不会去做的 Whatever you're thinking, we're not gonna do that.
我想我应该挖出她的心脏 Thinking I should rip out her heart
铸成青铜当做奖杯 and bronze it like a trophy.
她毕竟是我们的母亲 She's still our mother.
没错 Exactly.
我们的母亲 斯特凡 正是她 Our mother, Stefan, is the reason Elena's
才让埃琳娜躺在那棺材里无法醒来 in that box while the world passes her by.
我知道 我明白 I know. I get it.
别忘了 你已经改过自新了 Just remember, you're turning a new leaf.
去他的自新吧 Screw the new leaf.
她把埃琳娜和我的每一丝幸福 She stole Elena from me and every ounce
都从我这偷走了 of happiness I've ever known.
我不能就这么放过她 I'm not gonna let her just walk away from that.
我们不会放过她的 We're not gonna let her walk away from that,
我保证 但现在 我必须找到瓦莱丽 I promise, but right now, I need to find Valerie,
所以请你告诉我 你没事 so just tell me that you're fine
而且你不会去做什么蠢事 and you're not gonna do anything stupid.
我没事 我知道了 I'm fine. I'm ok.
很好 Good.
把石头给我 Give me the stone!
在这 小子 Here, boy.
接着 Fetch.
谁找到归谁 Finders keepers.
瓦莱丽 Valerie.
别动 我把碎片弄出来 Don't move. I'm gonna get these out.
没用的 It's pointless.
就算莉莉不杀我 朱利安也会 If Lily doesn't kill me, Julian will.
可能没用 Well, maybe it's pointless,
但我不是见死不救的人 but I'm not the type to leave someone hanging.
你忍不住 对吧 Couldn't help yourself, could you?
我要是知道你恨我有多深 If I'd have known how deeply you'd hate me,
我就不会那么做 I would have acted differently.
我不恨你 I don't hate you.
我只想知道真相 I just wanted to know the truth,
现在我知道了 and now I do.
那不是真相 斯特凡 It's not the truth, Stefan.
真相是... The truth is...
我本要回去找你 I was coming back for you.
怎么了 错过火车了吗 What happened, miss your train?
朱利安逮住我想跑 Julian caught me trying to leave.
他太想让莉莉去欧洲了 He was desperate to get Lily to Europe,
而他知道我会坏事 and, well, he knew I'd be a distraction.
你为什么会坏事 Why would you be a distraction?
-我怀孕了 -什么 - I was pregnant. - What?
我本想当面告诉你 I wanted to tell you in person, though,
但我觉得很可笑 and I felt ridiculous.
我们在一起没多久 We--we spent so little time together
结果我怀孕了 我只是... for me to end up pregnant, I just--
我不太确定... I wasn't sure if--
但朱利安已经发现了 but Julian had already found out.
他确保秘密消失了 He made sure there was nothing to tell.
他对你做了什么 What did he do to you?
他... He, um...
让问题不复存在 made sure it wasn't a problem anymore.
他知道我无法面对你 He knew I wouldn't be able to look you
告诉你这事 所以我和他们走了 in the eye and tell you, so I left with them.
我这些年一直藏着我们的秘密 I kept our secret all these years,
我很抱歉 and I'm so sorry.
瓦莱丽两晚前杀死了奥斯卡 Oscar died two nights ago when Valerie killed him.
我很确定达蒙和邦妮 I'm pretty sure that Damon and Bonnie
用这个复活了他 brought him back with this.
但我怀疑他们弄错了 I suspect they didn't get it quite right, though.
他疯了 想杀我 He went mad and tried to kill me.
那不是他 It wasn't him.
石中魂得配对正确的身体 The soul in the stone has to be reunited with the proper body.
你从哪儿弄来的 Where did you get it?
瓦莱丽为什么不顾一切 Why would Valerie throw away everything--
她家人 你的关心 她的生活 her family, your respect, her livelihood--
只为朱利安不接近你 just to keep Julian away from you?
她说我因为他的魅力 According to her, I'm too blinded
变得太盲目而忽略他的邪恶 by his charms to see his flaws.
请给我石头 Give me the stone, please.
你要唤醒可能完全控制你的人 I won't stand idly by while you reawaken some bloke
我不会袖手旁观的 who may or may not have complete control over you.
随你怎么觉得 忠诚 控制 Call it what you will-- devotion, control.
我觉得是爱 所以如果你要我 I call it love, so if you're asking me
在你和朱利安之间选 to choose between you and Julian--
我就是这个意思 That's exactly what I'm asking.
请理解我 Please understand.
你和乔一起吗 You with Jo?
没有 她有点吓坏了 No. She freaked out a little.
其实我需要你帮我找到她 I, you know, I could really use your help looking for her, actually.
那不是她 里克 那不是乔 It's not her, Ric. It's not Jo.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我们误会了 We made a mistake.
那石头不能复活死人 The stone doesn't bring people back from the dead.
那只是个充满灵魂的古文物 It is just an old relic full of souls.
邦妮 那是我妻子 Bonnie, that is my wife.
我知道我面对的是谁 I know who I'm looking at, ok?
她只是需要点时间调整 She just--she needs a little time to adjust.
不 那不是她 No. It's not her.
乔不在石头里 里克 Jo was never in that stone, Ric.
我把别人的灵魂放入了她身体 I put someone else in her body.
我很抱歉 你在哪儿 I'm so sorry. Where are you?
我要和达蒙见面 I'm meeting up with Damon.
我们过来一起想办法 We can come by and figure this out together.
我得挂了 I got to go.
我只是想谈谈 Hey, I-- i just want to talk.
这里 Here.
我发现我不知道怎么用 I realized I have no idea how to use that thing.
这世界的一切我都很陌生 Nothing about this world is familiar to me--
你 这一切 not you, not any of this...
甚至镜子里的自己 not even my own reflection.
你不是我妻子 You're not my wife.
不是 No.
我觉得不是 I don't think I am.
如果我不是乔 那我是谁 If I'm not Jo, who am I?
我不知道 但你不孤独 I don't know, but you're not alone.
我会帮你 我们一起解决 行吗 I'll help you, and we'll figure this out together, ok?
我不是想太悲观 Hey, uh, not to be a pessimist,
但你觉得到底还需要多久 but how late do you think you're actually gonna be?
我把预订时间推到九点还是... Should I move the reservation to 9:00 or--
其实我还在神秘瀑布镇 I'm actually still in Mystic Falls.
要么明天 要么下周 Or to tomorrow or next week?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
没事 It's ok.
事情错综复杂 Things got complicated.
我知道 I know.
邦妮告诉了我石头真正的效果 Bonnie told me how the stone actually works.
阿拉里克肯定很崩溃 Alaric must be devastated.
确实 I'm sure he is.
听着 我会补偿今晚的爽约 好吗 Hey, listen. I promise I'll-- I'll make tonight up to you, ok?
有没有其他什么特别的事情 Is--is there anything else monumental
是需要我知道的 that I should know about?
没有 没有了 明天见吧 No. No, nothing. I'll see you tomorrow?
好 明天见 Ok. Um, I'll see you tomorrow.
拜 Bye.
一路回来你什么都没说 You didn't say a word the whole way back.
我不知道要说什么 I didn't really know what to say.
你能大概给说说选择吗 Uh, can you give me an overview of the options?
我很生气我之前不知道 I'm angry that I didn't know.
我很难过有些本该属于我的东西都被夺走了 I'm sad that something I could have had was taken away from me.
我想杀了朱利安 因为他对你做了那些事 I want to kill Julian for what he did to you,
我很抱歉你得独自经历这一切 and I'm sorry that you had to go through this alone.
发生这事之后 我想死 After it happened, I wanted to die.
我的确死了 I did die.
我自杀了 I took my own life.
我显然没有意识到自己身体里有吸血鬼的血 I obviously didn't realize I had vampire blood in my system.
你就是这么变成吸血鬼的 That's how you became a vampire,
你自杀了 you killed yourself?
和你在集市上见到的女孩相差甚远 不是吗 Far cry from that girl you met at the fair, isn't it?
很好笑 一件事就能改变一生的结局 It's funny how one event can change the outcome of your entire life.
请不要告诉任何人 Please don't tell anyone.
我不能让莉莉知道 I couldn't bear for Lily to know.
我不会的 我保证 I won't, I promise.
好吧 我不想猜测你现在 Ok. I don't presume to know you now
或是以前你想要什么 or even what you wanted back then,
-但是 -是的 - but-- - Yes.
我想要孩子吗 Would I have wanted a child?
是的 Yes.
你看 我们有五间客房 Look. We have, um, 5 guest rooms.
你应该留下过夜 You should probably stay the night.
不 我该逃走 No. I should run
尽快跑远 as far and fast as I can.
达蒙不会让莉莉拿到那块石头 Damon won't let Lily get her hands on that stone,
如果她拿到了 我会亲手杀了朱利安 and if she does, I will kill Julian myself.
[咒语] Ababbas dagoineh mateesah elunatan.
[咒语] Julisan melunaweh washaset.
[咒语] Ababbas dagoineh mateesah elunatan.
[咒语] Julisan melunaweh washaset.
[咒语] Ababbas dagoineh mateesah...
所以因为莉莉我才永远不能再见埃琳娜 So Lily is the reason I'll never see Elena again.
显然 她喜欢精神折磨 Apparently, she has a thing for emotional torture.
看来有其母必有其子 Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
我不在别人背后搞阴谋折磨他们 Hey, I do not go behind people's back and torture them.
我喜欢让敌人看着我的眼睛 I like my enemies to look me in the eye
看清楚我的愤怒 and see the depth of my rage.
你确定想这么做吗 Sure you want to do this?
烧了那混蛋的尸体 Burning that bastard's body
对莉莉来说就太好了 would've been too good for Lily.
[咒语] Ababbas dagoineh mateesah elunatan.
[咒语] Julisan melunaweh washaset.
[咒语] Ababbas dagoineh mateesah elunatan.
[咒语] Julisan melunaweh washaset.
[咒语] Ababbas dagoineh mateesah elunatan.
我想给她那个让她珍视 I want to give her that man that she's cherished
深爱 想念了一百年的男人 and loved and missed for a hundred years.
[咒语] Julisan melunaweh washaset.
[咒语] Ababbas dagoineh mateesah elunatan.
我想让她回到朱利安的怀抱 I want her to run into Julian's arms,
我想让她回忆起 and I want her to remember what
重新得到那份爱的感觉 it feels like to have that love returned.
我想让她感受真正的幸福 I want her to taste true happiness...
[咒语] Ababbas dagoineh mateesah elunatan.
[咒语] Julisan melunaweh washaset.
[咒语] Ababbas dagoineh mateesah elunatan.
[咒语] Julisan melunaweh washaset.
[咒语] Ababbas dagoineh mateesah elunatan.
[咒语] Julisan melunaweh washaset.
朱利安 是你吗 Julian, is it you?
莉莉 亲爱的 Lily? Darling.
然后我想在她面前扯下他的头 And then I want to rip his head off right in front of her.
我想让她心碎 I want to break her heart.
我想弄碎她的灵魂 I want to break her spirit.
我想摧毁她 I want to destroy her.
就这么点新叶啊 So much for the new leaf, huh?
告诉我我很蠢很鲁莽很残忍 Tell me I'm being stupid and reckless and cruel.
告诉我为埃琳娜做的不正确 Tell me I'm not doing right by Elena.
你为埃琳娜做的是对的 You're doing right by Elena.
很高兴看到你登上前往疯狂镇的火车 Well, glad to see you boarding this train
邦妮·贝内特 to crazytown, Bonnie Bennett.
我自己越来越寂寞 I was getting lonely all by myself.