＂自杀突击队：集结＂ 前情提要 Previously in The Suicide Squad...
这是克里斯多福史密斯 又名和平使者 This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker.
他父亲是军人 His father was a soldier
打儿子出生 就开始传授杀人技术 who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born.
胆敢违反我的命令 我就会引爆你颅内的炸药 You fail to follow my orders and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.
你们的任务是 摧毁海星计划的一切 Your mission is to destroy every trace of Project Starfish.
我全心全意珍视和平 I cherish peace with all my heart.
为了和平 要我杀多少男女老少都行 I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.
你想要把证据传给谁 Who are you going to show that to?
媒体 人民有知的权利 Press. People deserve to know.
抱歉了 上校 I can't let you do that, Colonel.
华勒小姐嘱咐我 不能让资料离开大楼 Miss Waller charged me with making sure those records don't level this building.
和平使者 "Peacemaker."
真可笑 What a joke.
是海星计划 它朝着城市前进 Project Starfish. It's headed towards the city,
应该是在找更多人类宿主 and I think it wants to feed on as many people as it can.
那不是我们的问题 你们任务达成了 Not our problem. We've achieved the objective.
你们在干什么 Ｘ特遣队 What are you doing, Task Force X?
现在就回头 该死的 Turn around now, goddamn it!
给你们最后一次警告 This is your last motherfuckin' warning!
-Ｘ特遣队 -你们的最佳路径是阿瓜罗街 Task Force X. Your clearest path is Calle Aguero.
你中弹又被压在建筑物下 You're shot and a building falls on you,
却只断了一根肋骨 and all you have to replace is a clavicle?
真是上辈子修来的福分 You're the luckiest man alive.
-可以提问吗 医生 -当然 - Can I ask you something, Doc? - Sure.
能把Ｘ光片的对比度调高 Can you maybe up the contrast on the X-ray a little more
让我的线条更明显吗 to show the definition in my muscles?
这张看起来 跟普通的大只佬没两样 This makes me look like one of those guys who works out only thinking about bulk.
我可是勤练小肌群 I put a lot of time into my small muscle groups,
这样看起来仿佛我白练了 and according to this, it was just... wasted effort.
这不是给你约炮用的 克里斯 It's not for your Tinder profile, Chris.
你复原状况不错 但还是不要太操劳 You've healed well, but you're still gonna have to take it easy.
右手肘尽量别高举过肩 Try to avoid lifting your right elbow above your shoulder.
好 - Sure.
只要你愿意定期回来做物理治疗 So, as long as you agree to keep up with the physical therapy,
你可以出院了 I'm discharging you.
我可以走了 So, I can leave?
回家吧 享受人生 Go home. Enjoy life.
贾米尔 Jamil!
我没有大麻了 I don't have any weed on me, man.
-我上次只是试试 -不是 - That was a one-time thing-- - It's not that, man.
医生说我可以出院了 Doctor said I was free to go.
恭喜 - Congratulations?
贾米尔 你可以吧 - Jamil, you cool?
-什么意思 -我能相信你吗 - What does that mean? - Dude, can I trust you?
-不能‥我们又不熟 -不能 - No. - No? Uh, I don't know you, man!
-我需要能信任的人 -别信任我 - Dude, I really need somebody I can trust-- - Don't trust me, man.
我们都一起呼麻了 我当时还坐轮椅耶 We smoked weed together, man. I was in a fuckin' wheelchair!
那时候是挺好玩的 I can't pretend like that wasn't a nice moment,
-但这样不代表我就值得信赖 -什么 but that doesn't make me trustworthy. - I ain't trustworthy worth shit. - What?
不然我麻省理工毕业 干吗来当清洁工 Why do you think I'm mopping floors, bro? I went to MIT.
我就没担当 I don't like the responsibility.
-你读名校 -是啊 - You went to MIT? - Oh, yeah.
-那你在这里干吗 -这就是重点 你都没在听 - The fuck are you doing here? - That's my fucking point, man! Why aren't you listening to me?
随便你 就当你不值得信赖 Fine! Fuck it. Don't be trustworthy,
我只是想问你个问题 别到处宣扬就好 just let me ask you a question, and don't tell anybody about it, okay?
我口风紧得很 I would never betray a secret.
这跟你前面说的有够矛盾 That is the opposite of everything you've been saying.
其实我应该去坐牢 Truth is, I'm supposed to be in prison.
为何 - For what?
超级英雄的事情 - Superhero shit.
-你是超级英雄 -对 You're a superhero? Yeah.
-你也未免太大只了 -讲什么屁话 You're kinda bulky to be a superhero, aren't you? Bulky? What the fuck you mean, "bulky"?
超级英雄的哪会这么笨重 他们要随时蓄势待发 Well, most superheroes have a gymnast body. - They're ready to go.
-我很蓄势待发啊 -你是哪位超级英雄 - I'm ready to go! - What superhero are you?
-和平使者 -少来了 你这白痴 - Peacemaker. - Get outta here, motherfucker! - You a fan?
-你是支持者 -哪有叫和平使者的英雄 There's no superhero called Peacemaker.
我可是非常有名 - Dude, I'm fuckin' famous.
也没多有名吧 水行侠才有名 - Not that famous. - Aquaman, he's famous.
-水行侠去死 -住嘴 - Fuck Aquaman! No, man,
讲话这么难听做什么 don't say that. Why say that?
他要搞辣妹 干得好 He bangs chicks? Good for him.
要搞猛男 我也没意见 He fucks dudes? Got no problem with that.
但他搞上鱼 这就太超过了 He starts fuckin' fish? That's taking it a step too far.
-水行侠会跟鱼做 -对 - Aquaman fucks fish? - Yeah.
我才不信 I don't believe it.
有个在水族馆工作的网友 A guy on Twitter works for the aquarium,
说水行侠给他五十块美金 要跟鲟鱼爽一场 said for 50 bucks, he brings him in the back so he can have his way with a sturgeon.
我拒绝相信 I refuse to believe that.
我也拒绝相信皮皮青蛙８９ 会没事扯谎 And I refuse to believe that @PepetheFrog89 is lying to me for no reason.
那好 你若真是超级英雄 你为什么坐牢 Fine. If you're a superhero, what were you in prison for?
为了我的节操 Integrity.
我发誓要维护和平 I made a vow to have peace,
不论要杀多少人都在所不惜 no matter how many people I have to kill to get it.
-和平使者呀 -正是 - Oh, Peacemaker! - Yes!
那个种族歧视的超级英雄 - You're that racist superhero!
-我哪有 -你只杀少数族裔 - No! You only kill minorities, man!
我也杀了不少白人 I killed a fair amount of white people too!
但比例差很多 就是这样 The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say!
-这些罪犯‥ -怎样 - If somebody's committing a crime... - Yes?
他们的种族是我能控制的吗 ...am I supposed to control what their ethnicity is?
不能 但你应该花同等的心力 监督白人跟有色人种 No. But you need to watch white people as closely as you watch people of color,
你才会知道白人有多烂 so you see more of them committing crimes!
好 你有道理 Fine. That's-- That's a good point.
我以后不会那么相信白人 I will trust white people less in the future,
并多杀一点白人 and kill a higher percentage of 'em.
满意了吗 Are you satisfied?
满意 感恩 Yes. Thank you.
所以你找我干吗 Now, what do you need?
医生让我出院 按理我应该回去服刑 Doctor said I was free to go, so technically, I should go back to prison.
我想问的是 有没有人偷偷监视我 What I need to know is, on the DL, is there anybody out there looking for me?
我是没听说 Not that I heard of, man.
外头都没有警察 - No cops outside, nothin'?
我没看到警察 - I ain't seen no cops.
所以我可以直接离开吗 I'm thinkin'... I can just go?
有何不可 Why not?
＂科托 马尔他＂
他真是个人渣 Guy's a total douchebag.
＂收件人 穆恩先生＂
＂他要出发了＂
快走 开车 Go. Drive.
太好了 Yes!
我还以为能当００７了 I thought I was gonna be like James Bond now.
我们到了 We made it. Hey. Come on. Yes.
这里看起来像特务的家吗 Does this look like James Bond to you? Come on.
我本来还想泡个澡喝香槟 - Man, I wanted champagne in the bathtub,
来个八爪女服侍我 and some Octopussies and shit.
小姐 你最好别给我 在这里找什么八爪女来玩 Okay, girl, you better not be getting any Octopussies while we're up here.
八爪女是谁 What is an Octopussy anyway?
那是莫亚当斯演过的角色 Uh, that's who Maud Adams played in the movie.
所以她是有八个鲍鱼吗 Okay, so she had eight pussies?
据我所知只有一个 As far as I know, she only had one pussy.
-那只是她的名字 -好 - That's just her name. - Okay.
这正好接到我想讲的事 This might be a good time for me to bring up...
我一直在想‥ I've been thinkin'.
若我们有小孩 If we have a kid,
我想给她起名八爪女 I'd like to name her Octopussy.
-这样啊 -没错 - Oh, is that so? Really? - Yes so.
如果是儿子就叫风飞鲨 -And if it's a boy, Sharknado. - Oh, okay.
这样的话我们生儿子好了 Well, I hope then that it's a boy,
我父母应该不想要 名叫八爪女的孙女 because, um, I don't think my parents would be too happy with a granddaughter named "Octopussy."
真的吗 我觉得露意丝跟查克会喜欢 - Really? 'Cause I think... - Yeah. Lois and Chuck would love that.
怎么了 What's wrong?
担心而已 This job of yours,
这份工作可能很危险‥ it might be dangerous, or--
我现在只负责填文件跟订位 They got me filing papers and making reservations.
希望能一直这样 I hope it stays that way.
琪亚 这只是为了赚钱 Keeya, this is just a paycheck.
而且是暂时的 It's just for now.
我很清楚自己不适合这份工作 I know that I'm not made for this shit.
等我们存了点钱就回家去 I'll save up a little, then we'll go back home.
-好 -可以吗 - Okay. - Okay?
-你保证 -有我在呢 - You promise? - I got you.
也有我在 I got you back.
＂克姆森穆恩：鸽子回巢中＂
我得走了 I gotta go.
-现在 -对 Right now? Yeah.
-好吧 爱你 -我也爱你 Okay. Love you. Love you too.
这边吗 Here?
对 - Yeah.
那个‥我有这个 So, uh--So I have this.
这是科托马尔他币 It's, uh, it's Corto Maltese money.
我不知道值多少美金 But I have no idea how much it is.
好嘛 你感觉会买刮刮乐 Come on. You look like a scratch lottery guy.
拿去银行换钱买张刮刮乐吧 Make a game of it. Take it to the bank.
到时候就知道了 也许只值五毛 See how much it's worth. Maybe it's 50 cents,
但搞不好值一百万 but maybe it's a million bucks.
不可能有一百万 It ain't a million bucks.
你袋子里有什么 What's in the bag?
可恶 Ah, fuck. Ah, fuck.
＂４１８通未接来电 ３８０８封未读讯息＂
爸‥ Dad?
可恶 Fuck!
兄弟 我义警啦 你好吗 Yo, man, it's Vigilante, what up?
我在想今晚要不要 约出去干大事 Uh, I was wondering if you wanted to go out on a team-up tonight.
和平使者 我是你的朋朋义警 Peacemaker! Uh, It's your BFF Vigilante here.
最近好吗 What's goin' on, man?
我们今晚去 除暴安＂娘＂好不好 Uh, what do you say we go cruise some crime and some bitches,
看看会遇到哪个 whichever comes first?
朋朋就是好朋友的意思‥ Uh, BFF stands for "Best Friends For--"
阿使 我阿义啦 P, it's V!
你有没有看这场比赛 真的很‥ Are you watching this game, dude? It is so--
兄弟 我刚刚才想到上一封语音 Dude, uh, I realize in that last message, uh,
我说你是阿使 我是阿义 I called you P and me V,
说得像你是臭屎 我是尿液 as if you were a penis and I was a vagina.
我绝对不是这个意思 Uh, that, like, definitely was-- It was not my intention--
和平使者 我是义警 我刚刚得到消息 Peacemaker, it's Vigilante. I just got the scoop
今晚有一大批海洛因要入港 on a big heroin shipment coming in tonight!
-我们去爆头吧 -这种事别打电话讲 搞屁 - Let's go down there... - Dude, don't be saying that shit on my phone, man! What the fuck? - ...motherfuckers' heads off!
待在原地 史密斯 Stay where you are, Smith.
该死‥我就知道没这么好的事 Fuck. Fuck! I knew it was fucking too good to be true!
该死‥ Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
我人生也太难了 My life fuckin' sucks. I mean...
要命 我‥我没事‥ Ah, fuck! Ah, nah, I'm fu-- I'm-- I'm-- I'm good. I'm fucking-- I'm good.
该死 Fuck!
三十年刑期 你不过服刑四年 You only served four years of your 30-year sentence,
你真以为我们会放你自由吗 and you thought we were just gonna let you go scot-free?
对 Yeah.
-我是奉命杀死瑞克佛莱格 -没人要你杀掉他 I killed Rick Flag for you people! No one ever told you to kill Flag.
华勒叫我不择手段 防止海星计划档案流出 Waller said do whatever I had to do to make sure those Project Starfish files didn't get out.
我别无选择 I made the only choice I could.
你常常别无选择而杀人呢 Funny, for you, how often the only choice and killing people coincides.
他在搞什么 What the fuck is he doing?
我有低血糖 我现在很晕 I have low blood sugar, okay? So I'm dizzy.
你已经展现了忠诚度 You showed you were loyal.
你是天生的杀手 精通世上各类武器 You're a born killer with expertise in every weapon known to humankind,
而且有全球秘密行动的经验 and you've had experience in black ops around the globe,
我现在给你一个机会 so I'm giving you the chance
不用坐牢 但为我效命 to stay out of prison and work for me.
你哪位 - And you are?
我姓穆恩 Name's Murn.
克姆森穆恩 - Clemson Murn?
没错 - That's right.
我的直属上司是阿曼达华勒 I report directly to Amanda Waller.
这位是哈考特 This is Harcourt,
华勒队的 你们在美梦监狱遇过 who you may know from Waller's team at Belle Reve.
出任务时她负责管你 She'll be your handler in the field.
技术战略约翰伊克诺莫斯 你应该也认识 John Economos, who you may also know, is tech and tactics.
老兄 你那罐橄榄过期四年了 Hey, dude, you're eating four-year-old olives out of my fuckin' fridge.
这位是新人 莉奥塔阿德巴约 And this is our new recruit, Leota Adebayo,
其他事情都是由她处理 which means she'll be doing most everything else.
有幸效劳 准备好大干一场了 长官 Glad to be here. Ready to kick some ass, sir.
很期待能更认识各位 And really lookin' forward to gettin' to know all of you.
连你也是 和平使者 Even you, Peacemaker.
虽然你不是什么大好人 Uh, even though you're not the best guy in the world.
还有伊克诺莫斯 感觉你很好聊天 And Economos, you seem like you're very easy to talk to.
我很期待跟你合作 So I look forward to working with you.
哈考特 我们是唯二的女性 Harcourt, I feel like, because we're the only women here,
我们要彼此照看 we have to have each other's back.
你有求 我必应 Anything you need, I got you.
穆恩先生 你的穿搭真利落 And, Mr. Murn, I have to say your outfits are really dapper.
我真的很兴奋能加入 I'm really excited to be here, and I promise
我保证你绝不会后悔 you're not gonna regret this.
我很清楚其实我不该说这些话 I know inside my mind I'm not supposed to be giving a speech,
但有时我就是管不住嘴巴 but sometimes my mouth just does what it wants, so...
我现在会闭紧嘴巴 Close mouth. I'm bitin' my tongue right now.
不会再说话了 Not gonna talk again.
我闭嘴 I'm done talking.
任务是什么 What's the op?
国内任务 名叫蝴蝶计划 Domestic situation, known as Project Butterfly.
印象中你们取名都没什么创意 As I recall, you guys aren't particularly creative with the case file names.
海星计划还真的是行走海大星 Project Starfish was a giant walkin' starfish.
所以我是要消灭摩斯拉吗 So, what, am I fighting a Mothra now?
说中了吗 我是要拿什么打摩斯拉 I am? I'm fightin' a Mothra? What the fuck do I fight a Mothra with?
不是这样 That's not what it is.
-能给我喷射背包吗 -不行 - Can I get a jetpack? - No.
没有喷射背包 要怎么干掉摩斯拉 How the fuck am I supposed to fight a Mothra without a jetpack?
目标不是摩斯拉 - It's not a Mothra.
但我还是想要喷射背包 而且是你先起头的 Still, my desire for a jetpack remains, 'cause you got me all excited about it.
我们会要你接案 We need you to do contract work.
-要我杀人 -杀坏人 - Kill people? - Bad people.
这些人我们统称蝴蝶 - Whom we call Butterflies.
我若拒接呢 - What if I say no?
-那就滚回美梦监狱 -如果我叛逃呢 You'll have to return to Belle Reve. What's to keep me from splittin'?
你颅内那颗炸弹还在呢 We still have that bomb in your head to track you with,
要是我们找不到人就把你炸了 and if that fails, we'll blow you the hell up.
晚餐见 我们七点半约哪里 We'll meet you for dinner tonight. Seven-thirty at-- Where is it?
曼彻斯特路上的茴香田餐厅 那家起司条超好吃 Fennel Fields on Manchester Road. And the mozzarella sticks... ...are dope.
祝你享用愉快 染胡哥 Enjoy my food, Dye-Beard.
-这不是染的 -最好是 - It's not dyed. - Oh, yeah, sure.
迷雾灰跟栗子棕界线有够明显 Hard edge of two-tone gray and Magic Marker brown,
超级自然的 - that's natural.
乱讲 - No.
我会去的 我要先去我爸家接鹰鹰 I'll be there. I just gotta swing by my dad's and get Eagly.
鹰鹰是谁 Who's Eagly?
你没做功课吗 鹰鹰是我的搭档 Don't you do your research? He's my sidekick.
你们最好回来把功课写完
你是和平使者吗 You that Peacemaker guy?
-对 -邪恶的超级反派 - Yeah. - Evil supervillain.
我不是超级反派 大家都误会了 Not a supervillain. That's a misconception.
我是超级英雄 I'm a superhero.
蝙蝠侠才是超级英雄 Batman is a superhero.
是喔 布拉达修山卓 也会整理花园啊 Yeah? Joe Blaggadashiocentro is a dude workin' in his fuckin' garden.
谁啊 - Joe who?
重点是整理花园的人多得是 Point is just 'cause some other dumb motherfucker is out there with shears, clippin' roses, doesn't mean you aren't, huh?
不代表你不能做吧 If you're gonna make up a person,
有必要胡诌这么长的姓氏吗 why make up a person with such a long name?
真是对不起 我可不会浪费时间 I'm so sorry, I don't spend all my fucking time
想出听起来合理的姓氏 你这死老头 thinking of realistic-sounding last names, you wrinkly old fuck!
爸 Hey, Dad.
去死 Fuck you.
各位观众 Below their lying,
这帮自由派的骗子 liberal human faces
都是外星人伪装的 lurk extraterrestrial beings,
他们只想要消灭我们的文明 who want nothing other than our civilization to fail!
他们就在我们之中 They are among us.
你是嫌我不够高调吗 还给我跟隔壁的疯子叫嚣 I don't get enough attention, I gotta have you chattin' up my fruity neighbors?
是他先跟我说话的 根本是个王八蛋 Guy was talking to me! He was being a total 'nad.
我出狱了 - Got out of prison.
可不是 - You don't say?
我最近不是很好过 爸 It's been kind of a rough go for me lately, Dad. I was...
在医院躺了五个月 laid out in the hospital for, like, five months.
有人对我开枪 还被压在建物底下 Somebody shot me. A building fell on me.
你居然放任别人对你开枪 You let somebody shoot you?
又不是我自愿的 爸 It's not like I invited him to come shoot me, Dad.
可悲 Pathetic.
新买的灯 New lamp?
那个灯是新买的吗 - The-- The lamp, is it new?
不是 都买三个月了 - No. It's three months old.
我蹲了四年的监狱 - Been in prison for four years.
那灯也不会变新啊 - Don't make it no newer.
我请你注销我的电话号码 结果也没有 You know, I asked you to cancel my phone service. It was still on.
让我白缴了好几年电话费 I've been paying for service for years 'cause you forgot.
-你自己搞砸被关也要怪我 -我不是这个意思 Oh, it's my fault now you fucked up and went to prison? - That's not what I'm sayin'.
不然是什么意思 - Then what are you sayin'?
电话费是我在付的 我没钱了 - It's my service. - I got no money.
老天爷啊 你真没胆 - Jesus Christ. You're a fuckin' pussy.
你最近有没有遛鹰鹰 - You been takin' Eagly out?
有 - Yeah.
它在哪里 Where is he?
鹰鹰 Eagly.
谁是乖宝宝啊 Who's a good boy?
好乖 是不是爸爸的乖宝宝啊 Yeah? Who's Daddy's boy?
爸 你看它多兴奋 Dad, look how excited he is.
爸 鹰鹰是不是很棒 Dad, he's just awesome, right?
天啊 它在抱我‥ He's-- He's hugging me. He's hugging me.
太感人了 This is fuckin' amazing.
爸 帮我拿手机来 我不想乱动 Dad! Grab my phone, I don't wanna move.
爸‥ Dad? Dad?
这里本来就这么吵吗 You think it makes this noise all the time?
不知道 Yeah, I don't know.
菜鸟 东西给我搬走 Hey, new girl, get your shit off there.
凶耶 Damn.
只有这张有阳光 你去坐中间那张 This is the only desk with sun. Take the one in the middle.
你大概也惹到阿曼达了 I don't know what you did to piss off Amanda Waller,
她绝对是在针对我跟约翰 but she's definitely fucking me and John with this gig.
你从哪个单位调过来的 What agency did you get transferred from?
为什么要针对你们 "Fucking you" how?
海星计划中 我们抗命帮忙Ｘ特遣队 We helped Task Force X during Project Starfish,
她现在是在报复我们 and this is her way of getting back at us.
-不可能 -菜鸟自认很懂 约翰 Yeah, I don't think so. Hey, new girl's an expert over here, John.
她有权发表她的意见 Well, she's entitled to her opinion.
-谢谢 -她智障的意见 - Thank you. - Her stupid fuckin' opinion.
还有钢琴呢 拿来搞秘密行动正好 Oh, sweet, we have a piano. That's useful for black ops.
这里是史上最烂的总部 This is the worst HQ of all time.
你们都听到了吧 不是只有我吧 You guys hear that, right? It's not just me?
听到什么 - We hear what?
那根烂管子‥你少唬我 - The fuckin' pi-- Oh. Nice gaslighting.
说出来你一定会笑死 You'll get a kick out of this, Dad.
我之前的伙伴叫血腥运动 Guy I was working with, Bloodsport,
猛男 佣兵 手上一堆武器 big, tough motherfucker, mercenary, all these weapons and shit.
后来才发现他超怕老鼠 We find out he's got a rat phobia.
不是讨厌而已 And not just--not just any phobia.
是怕到不行的那种 I mean like pure terror,
像小女生一样尖叫 screamin' like a little girl.
另一名队员是捕鼠者 And this other member of the team, Ratcatcher,
她会控制老鼠 she controls rats!
爸 你知道他 为什么怕老鼠吗 And, Dad, Dad, you know how he got the phobia?
我最好会知道 Of course I don't fuckin' know how he got it.
是因为他爸虐待他 He was tortured! His own father tortured him
把他关在箱子里一整天 by lockin' him in a crate for 24 hours
箱内装满饥肠辘辘的老鼠 with nothing but starving rats!
是不是 Right?
我们还以为那是痘疤 We--He had these horrible acne scars.
-痘疤 -看起来超痛的 Scars! Yeah! Yeah, but they weren't!
是小时候 老鼠在他脸上啃出来的疤痕 They were rat bites from when the rats would gnaw at his flesh when he was a little kid!
很好笑吧 That's-- It's funny, right?
爸 Dad?
我拿水给你 I'll get-- I'll get water.
给你‥ Here, here, here.
-这死娘娘腔怕老鼠 -对 - This fag that was afraid of the rats... - Yeah.
拜托不要告诉我 就是这家伙对你开枪的 Please God don't tell me he was the one who shot you.
科托马尔他的任务细节要保密 You know, a lot of what happened in Corto Maltese is confidential.
我怎么会生出你这种娘炮 How did my fucking sperm...grow into a nancy boy like you?
我只是来接鹰鹰的 顺便看你有没有多的头盔 Look, I just came by to get Eagly and see if you had another helmet for me.
这顶有全身防护罩 This one has full-body force field.
这顶可以发射音波炮 This has sonic blast capabilities.
这顶可以在水下呼吸 You need to breathe underwater, then this is the one for you.
这顶则配有透视能力 And, uh, this one has X-ray vision.
这些都不是你服刑期间做的 I didn't make these things while you were in prison.
都是之前的 These are all from before.
我知道 I know.
你坐牢时我可一点也不想你 I never gave you a second thought while you were in there.
随便 你觉得哪顶好就好 - Fine. Just tell me which one you think is best?
你长成这种蠢货 我其实非常不想给你头盔 I hesitate giving you any helmet, as big a simp as you turned out to be.
希望你还能拿来做点好事 But what the fuck? If you can do some good with it,
杀些共匪 黑人 天主教徒还是犹太人之类的 maybe take out a couple of commies, some Blacks, or papists, or a kike, or something.
比你当个深柜有用多了 Better than sittin' in this fuckin' closet.
爸 我不干这种事 Dad, that's not my thing. Um...
我只杀罪犯 不会针对特定‥ I do what I do to st-- stop criminals, not a specific--
随你说 - Yeah, sure.
＂茴香田餐厅＂
我忘记关阳台门 So I forgot to close the balcony door,
结果一堆鸽子飞进我家客厅 and when I came home, my living room was full of pigeons.
是在搞笑吗 Are you kidding me?
真的有十几只 还在我家沙发上拉屎 No. There was like ten of 'em, and they shit all over my couch.
不是 我是说他 No. This guy.
这白痴真的全装出门喔 Did this dipshit really show up in full cosplay mode?
华勒派这家伙来 就说她想搞我们 This is the guy Waller's giving us? - I told you she's fucking us.
-她不是要搞我们 -后座那是老鹰吗 - She's not fucking us. Is that an eagle in his back seat?
她在搞我们 She's fucking us.
欢迎光临 Hi, sir, welcome in.
我跟他们一起的 麻烦给我菜单 Oh, I'm with them. Can I just grab a menu, please?
谢谢 Thank you.
坐过去 Hey. Scooch.
你干吗穿戏服 Why are you in your costume?
戏服咧‥这是制服 Costume? This is a uniform.
而且是全新的 我要把制服穿软 And it's brand new, so I gotta stretch it out,
这样出任务时才自在 make it more comfortable before I go on a mission.
就当我笨吧 但出任务为什么要穿这样 Maybe I'm stupid, but why would you even wanna wear that on a mission?
红上衣搭白长裤 A bright red shirt and white pants
对埋伏没什么帮助吧 aren't exactly conducive to lurking in the shadows.
人们看到这身制服就会心生恐惧 People see this uniform, it strikes fear in their hearts.
什么人 想加入＂村民乐团＂的人吗 What people? The other people at the Village People tryouts?
你车上怎么有只秃鹰 Why is there a bald eagle in your car?
它叫鹰鹰 你们不等我就先点餐了 That's Eagly. You guys ordered without me?
鹰鹰是你的宠物老鹰 - "Eagly" is your pet eagle?
-对 -所以你家的狗叫狗狗吗 - Yeah. Is your dog named Doggy?
-好了 -你家女儿叫女儿儿吗 - All right. - Do you have a daughter named Daughtery?
这么羡慕我有老鹰宠物 Jealous of a guy's pet eagle much?
小菊花 麻烦帮我点餐 Hey, sweet-cheeks! Can you take my order real quick?
-当然 想吃什么 -不好意思 - Sorry-- - Hi. Sure thing. What can I get you?
综合沙拉 还有翠玉瓜面 Uh, mixed green salad, and we'll do the garlic zoodles.
翠玉瓜面 好眼光 - Zoodles. Good choice.
谢谢你 - Thank you.
我真有眼光 "Good choice."
翠玉瓜面就是笋瓜做的面 - Zoodles are zucchini noodles.
小菊花 你认真吗 - "Sweet cheeks"? Seriously, dude?
她跟菊花一样漂亮啊 She had cherubic cheeks. It's a compliment.
菊花是指屁眼 "Sweet cheeks" is your butt.
-才不是 -就是 - No, it's not. - It is.
就跟叫人家奶嘴妹一样 It's like calling somebody, I don't know, "sugar tits."
太没礼貌了吧 That's totally inappropriate.
人家奶那么大 Her tits are way too big to be sugar tits.
奶嘴奶是小巧精致 Sugar tits are, like, smaller, perkier tits.
像你的就是 Like...yours.
-我看你应该也是奶嘴奶 -是喔 Uh, technically, I think you may have sugar tits, too...- Oh, yeah?
但感觉有点没礼貌 - ...but somehow that also feels inappropriate.
够了 和平使者 可以了 All right, Peacemaker. That's enough.
你可以不喜欢队员的长相 You don't have to be happy with this detail,
但要给队员基本的尊重 but you do have to treat your fellow soldiers with respect.
是喔 我倒听说很多 你尊重队员的故事 穆恩 - Yeah? Heard plenty of stories about how you treat people with respect, Murn.
超多 Plenty.
那个打杂工为何一直盯着你看 Why is that busboy staring at you?
应该是我朋友葛特蔡斯的弟弟 I think that's my friend Gut Chase's younger brother.
他脑袋有问题 He has mental issues.
谢谢 又放反了 Thank you. Just the old shell game.
-拿回家好好研究 -这啥 - Take this home. Study it. - What is it?
第一个目标的档案 It's the dossier on the first target.
美国参议员 - U.S. Senator?
别在这里看 - Don't look at it here.
相信我们吧 这人严重危害到美国国民 Take our word for it, the man's a serious threat to the safety of American citizens.
老天喔 你把头盔脱了吧 Oh, my God, could you at least take you helmet off?
到时候吃到满头沙拉酱 You're gonna get dressing all over it.
头盔比嘴唇好清多了 这是事实 Dressing is easier to get off this helmet than a human lip. That's a fuckin' fact.
你要来比 谁会清沙拉酱吗 染胡哥 You want to have a dressing-getting-off contest right now, Dye-Beard?
好 我没有染胡子 Okay, I don't dye my beard.
它本来就是这个颜色 I've always had unusually colored hair.
史密斯 你就‥ - Smith, just... - Jesus...
随便 烦死了 Fine. Fuck.
你一定要这么难搞吗 Are you always gonna be this difficult?
对 Yep.
爽啦 和平使者归来 Fuck yeah! Peacemaker's back, baby!
扭屁屁‥屁股扭起来
我的招牌扭臀舞‥
老兄 你好吗
你好吗 亚德里安 Sup, Adrian?
我会这么兴奋的原因非常正常 Hey, the-- the reason I'm excited, it is normal.
我刚得知我交往的对象 Uh, I just found out this girl that I'm seeing,
她怀孕了 she's pregnant, you know?
你有女友 You got a girlfriend?
对 她叫莎朗奥斯朋 Yeah. Uh, her name is Sharon, uh, Osbourne.
不是那个大明星 Uh, not--not the one that you may know.
是另一个莎朗‥对 She's, uh, a different one. The-- yeah.
那你干吗老是 要我介绍我表妹给你 Why are you always trying to get me to set you up with my cousin then?
她也不算是我女友啦 Well, I wouldn't-- I wouldn't say, like, "girlfriend," you know?
但你很开心她怀孕了 - But you're happy she's pregnant?
对 - Yeah.
因为我们安排好要去堕胎 Because we are going to have an abortion.
-祝好运 -谢谢 Well, yeah, good luck. - Thank you. Yeah.
我们很乐意邀你‥ Hey, you're invited if you--
我不想去看你们堕胎 I don't wanna come to your abortion, man.
没关系 That's cool.
爽啦 和平使者宝贝 Peacemaker, baby.
这是‥小子 Aw, you missed?
你会开车啊 要载我们回家吗 Hey, bud. Learning to drive now? You gonna drive us home? Yeah?
它脾气好吗 It's friendly?
很好 Oh, yeah.
我爱动物 - I love animals.
鹰鹰超棒 - Yeah. Eagly is amazing.
小子 Hey, bud.
要死了 你不是说它脾气好 Just-- Oh, shit! Man, I thought you said it was friendly.
它对我脾气很好 Oh, I thought you meant friendly to me.
废话 我当然知道 我就是看到你在摸它 Yeah, I know it's friendly to you. I saw you pet it.
它今天看到我超开心 还用翅膀抱我 You know, he was so happy to see me today, he wrapped his wings around me and hugged me.
-老鹰抱你 -对 - An eagle hugged you? - Oh, yeah.
这绝对是鬼扯 Yeah, I call bullshit on that.
你不愿意相信世上有奇迹 是你自己的问题 You don't wanna believe in miracles, that's on you.
-你是新人吧 -对 - You're the new girl, huh? - Yeah.
我很有本事的 别担心 But I know my shit, don't worry about that.
我干过不少大事 I've done a lot of, you know, notable things.
这话可真模糊 - That's super vague.
当然 要是给你知道太多细节 我就得‥ Yeah, 'cause if I told you any more, I'd have to, you know...
杀了我吗 - Kill me?
对 - Yeah.
真是‥ Oh,
你死会了 you hubbed up?
什么 What?
-对 结婚了 -不错啊 Married, yeah. Hmm. That's cool.
我也是很老派的 I'm into old-fashioned stuff too, you know,
喜欢陶瓷娃娃 死刑‥ Hummel figurines and capital punishment...
垃圾桶小子之类的 ...and Garbage Pail Kids and stuff. You know?
你说穆恩先生的故事 是什么意思 Hey, what'd you mean when you said you heard stories about Mr. Murn?
我知道他是佣兵 I know he's a mercenary.
拿钱杀人 不顾正义 I know he killed a lot of people, and not always for the right side.
我不信任他 I know I don't trust his ass.
晚安了 史密斯 Well, good night, Smith.
晚安 阿勒屁优 - 'Night, Arbysmola.
是阿德巴约 - It's Adebayo.
阿德巴约 Adebayo.
我真是欣赏你口出秽言 还可以这么有自信 Although I do appreciate the confidence with which you said something so wrong.
正是我的作风 Oh, that's my thing.
还有我老二很大 That and having a big dick.
这件事我就不用知道了 Yep, information I had no need for.
我是认真的 No, I'm-- I'm serious.
我老二太大 It's too big, actually. It...
-老是弄痛别人 -好‥ - causes people pain. - Okay.
初中的小朋友都叫我猩猩手臂 Kids in junior high, they called me "Chimp-Arm."
晚安了 小菊花 Good night, sweet-cheeks.
小菊花 "Sweet-cheeks."
应该不会没礼貌吧 鹰鹰 That wasn't inappropriate, was it, Eagly?
美女 Hey,
金发妹 我可以问个问题吗 Goldilocks, can I ask you a question?
想问如何治疗口臭的话 当然好 As long as it's a question about how to cure rotting fish breath, sure.
去死 婊子 - Fuck you, bitch!
那边是怎样
别生气 兄弟
好巧喔 你说是吧 - Crazy coincidence, right?
是啊 真是不巧 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. - Uncanny.
-是吧 -要喝什么 - Right? What can I get you?
我跟她喝一样的 I'll just-- I'll have the same.
你姓哈考特吧 So... Harcourt, right?
对 Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you.
-你名字叫什么 -干吗问 - What's your first name? - Why?
好奇而已 Just curious. I mean...
你不必叫我和平使者 叫我克里斯就好 You know, you don't have to call me Peacemaker, you can call me Chris.
我叫你和平使者 你叫我哈考特 如何 I'll call you Peacemaker. You call me Harcourt. How's that?
-好 -什么 Okay. You fucking kidding me?
她对你说什么 She said what?
只是觉得你不用 随时保持工作状态 I'm just trying to say... - Hey. ...it doesn't always have to be about work--
-等等 -好 - Hold on. - Okay.
你刚刚我朋友说什么 你这死臭‥ What the fuck did you say to my friend, you ugly fuckin cu--
老天喔 痛死我 这位小姐 Jesus fuck, lady.
你刚刚想说什么 我是死臭什么 - What was that next word? "You ugly fucking" what? - Oh, God!
有人要替他把话说完吗 Any of the rest of you wanna finish it for him?
你刚刚说到哪里 - What were you saying? - Get off me!
太辣了吧 That was so fuckin' hot.
我知道你假装开走 又回转跟踪我 I clocked you driving by and then making a U-turn to follow me in here.
什么嘛 Come on,
把我说得像跟踪狂一样 the way you say it makes it sound all stalkery.
我没有 是你的行径像跟踪狂 No, the way that you did it made it stalkery.
我只是如实陈述 I just described it.
听好 我对你毫无兴趣 只在乎你为国效命的战力 Look, I have no interest in you other than your ability to fight for us.
就算长了张帅哥脸 你依旧是个混帐杀人犯 Just because you're handsome doesn't mean you're not a piece-of-shit murderer.
你觉得我帅 - You think I'm handsome?
天啊 快滚 - Oh, my God, please fuck off.
我过去四年都在坐牢 Okay, look, I-- I've been in prison the last four years, okay?
我都没有对象 I haven't been with anyone--
很久没有女友了 I-- I haven't been with any woman in a long time.
我没有要谈感情 就是想开心一下 I'm not asking for emotional connection here. I'm just asking for fun.
碰碰性器官而已 Genital-to-genital contact,
腰部以上都是禁区 no touching above here.
不行 要脖子以上 我会摸你的奶 抱歉 No. Fuck it, it's gotta be here. I gotta touch your boobs. Sorry.
我只是想发泄 这几年累积的压力‥ Just trying to, I don't know, relieve some of the stress that's been building up over the years. I mean...
而我只是想好好喝个啤酒 Cool! And I'm just trying to fuckin' have a beer,
但那几个王八蛋跟你 but whether it's those douchebags or you,
让我此生大概都无福消受 I guess that's just something that I can't have
因为‥不晓得 我会化妆 in my life because, I don't know, I wear makeup?
我告诉你 自己看着办 You know what? Go fuck yourself...
克里斯
自由
队上状况如何 How's the team?
还行吧 我听说穆恩不是什么好人 Okay, I guess. Murn, I hear, is not such a great guy.
我不在乎他人品如何 能力强就好 I don't care about the quality of the knife, as long as the blade is sharp.
约翰还可以 John seems okay.
他很好控制 He's pliable.
哈考特很难搞 Harcourt is hard.
金发妹很有野心 小心点 Barbie's ambitious. Watch out for her.
是否该跟他们讨论全盘计划 Shouldn't we just loop them in on the whole plan?
不行 莉奥塔 你就是我在这队上的眼线 No. You're my eyes and ears, Leota, while you're there.
为顾大局 我只能信任你 And the only one I trust with the big picture.
假日记收到了吗 Did my forger get you the diary?
＂和平使者的日记＂ 这荒唐的东西吗 This goofy shit?
收到了 Yeah.
找机会藏在拖车里 别让他找到 Hide it in his trailer the first chance you get, somewhere he won't find it.
和平使者如何 How's Peacemaker?
老样子 性别歧视很严重 Yeah. He's his own thing. Sexist.
-是啊 -大概也是种族歧视 Yeah. Probably racist.
你也知道他爸是什么货色 - Oh, you know who his father is.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
但他似乎也给人一种‥ But there's something else about him that's...
什么 What?
悲伤的感觉 ...sad.
你同情他吗 - Empathy?
做这行 心软可是会赔上性命 In this business, Leota, that will get you killed.
是吗 但也不重要吧 Yeah, well, it doesn't really matter, does it?
我感谢你给我工作机会 但完成这个任务后 I appreciate the work, but after this job is done,
琪亚跟我会恢复自立能力 Keeya and I will be back on our feet
我会找份真心喜欢的工作 and I'll find a job I actually like.
行啊 Sure.
放弃你天生的优秀能力 Ignore your God-given, natural talent.
我觉得不是这样 我跟这些人差太多了 Yeah, I don't think so. I'm not like these people.
好吧 我明天要早起 All right. I have an early morning.
晚安 宝贝女儿 - Night, baby girl.
晚安 老妈 - Good night, Mom.
华勒还是想拉拢你吗 Waller's still trying to pull you in, huh?
永不放弃 Always.
酷喔 Cool.
＂美男弗洛伊德＂
＂灰姑娘乐团＂
＂河内摇滚＂
＂快跑小野猫＂
都是我的爱歌 Oh, this-- this is my jam.
当时这种才叫真男人 You know, this was back when men were real men,
他们一点也不怕变得女性化 'cause they weren't afraid to be women.
不像现在那种调音到 活像机器人在磨蹭的假音乐 None of this auto-tune, robots-dry-humping that passes for music bullshit, right?
不是吧 失常乐团 No way. Quireboys?
我小时候去过他们的演唱会 Went to see these guys when I was a kid.
我参加过 他们在艾弗格林的每场演唱会 God. I'd go to all the shows when they came through Evergreen.
＂失常乐团＂
＂早上才刚去看过她＂
＂看看孩子怎么样了＂
＂她坐在那边＂
＂抽光了我的烟＂
＂那张足以坐三人的桌边＂
＂我本该哭泣‥＂
＂当她说出不爱我了＂
谢谢你给我这美好的一晚 Hey, I gotta thank you for tonight.
我这天过得超惨 I was having a crazy, fucked-up day,
但当我插你的时候 but when I was in your pussy back there,
我觉得‥不知道 充满希望 I felt, I don't know, fuckin' hope!
听起来会不会太蠢 That sound stupid? I just--
我想说这是不是上帝在告诉我 我还有更高的成就 Maybe it's the big man in the sky's way of saying, "Chris, there's something more for you out there,
我跟鹰鹰一起 you and Eagly,
除了我这辈子遇到的每件鸟事 other than all this rancid shit life's thrown at you so far."
＂所以我去拜访朋友＂
＂想请他们帮帮忙＂
＂他们每个都告诉我＂
＂我得自己多想想＂
全部去死 Well, fuck them!
＂我本该哭泣‥＂
＂当她说出不爱我了＂
＂我的心千疮百孔‥＂
什么鬼 What the fuck? Hey!
该死 Fuck!
医生叫我动作轻点的 "Take it easy," Doc said. Fuck.
启动音波炮 Activate sonic boom!
谢了 鹰鹰 Thanks, Eagly.
这顶会让你长疥疮 This one will give you scabies.
疥‥谁会想长疥疮 Give me scab-- Why would I want scabies?
挑战自己 Challenge yourself.
男人一生总得长一次疥疮 Every man should have scabies once in his life.
是喔 Okay.
待续
谢谢观赏