“蠢货”
-怎样 -蝴蝶计划到底是什么 What? What the fuck is Project Butterfly?
-说什么 -出事了 What? - Well, we got a situation here.
-怎样啊 -我搞上一个女的 - What? I hooked up with a chick,
我不是要说来给你吃醋的 and I'm not saying that to make you jealous.
而是这女的是个超人类变态 I'm saying it because she was a metahuman freak
简直像暴躁死小孩把我当 妹妹的破娃娃在房间甩 that threw me around the room like an angry kid with his little sister's Cabbage Patch Doll!
该死 她人呢 Oh, fuck! Where is she now?
她在停车场炸成肉酱了 She's spilled gumbo in the parking lot.
我需要有人来载我 我的车子炸烂了 But I'm gonna need a new ride. I blew up my car.
你在奔跑吗 Are you running?
我要回她公寓收拾东西 Going back to get my shit in her apartment!
可恶 知道了 我现在出发 Ah, shit. All right, I'm on my way.
我还没给你地址 I didn't give you the address.
你脑袋里有颗定位晶片 Yeah, I can track you through the chip in your head.
等等 Wait,
你们不会看到我打手枪吧 you can't see me jerk off through that thing, can you?
晶片在你脑袋里耶 怎么可能‥ It's inside of your fucking skull! How could we...
我哪知道 现代科技都很可怕 I don't know, technology's a beast.
哈考特 你想看我打手枪吗 Hey, Harcourt, you want to see me rub one out? All you gotta do is ask.
一句话 想不想 All you gotta do is ask.
专心点 变态 东西收一收就赶快滚 Focus, pervert.Get your shit and get out of there.
好 到时外面见 之类的 All right. I'll meet you outside, somehow.
该死 Fuck!
菜鸟 来开车 和平使者刚刚干掉一只死蝴蝶 New girl! You're driving. Peacemaker just killed a damn butterfly
袜子去哪里了 - The fuck are my socks?
该死的 Ah, come on! Goddammit, Dad!
爽啦 Fuck yeah.
定位出他的位置了吗 You have him on the tracker?
有 他似乎还在公寓里 我们快到了 Yeah, it looks like he's still inside the apartments. We're almost there.
好 快把他带走 Okay, get him out of there.
哈考特 应该不用我提醒你 这项任务的重要性吧 Harcourt, I don't think I need to remind you how important this operation is.
我没问题的 别担心 我快到了 I've got it handled. Don't worry, I'm almost there.
你房里安置得一点也不安全 You know... in your room, what you have in there, that's not safe.
-什么 -你房里有别人 - What? - You had someone in your room.
-这样违规吗 -我没这样说 -你在干什么 - Is it against regulations? - I didn't say that. - What are you doing?
这是台面下的任务 没有所谓的规定 This op is off the books. We don't have regulations,
但这样应该不安全吧 我是说对她而言 but it's not safe, is it? For her, I mean.
-我哪知道 -不安全 - I don't know! - It's not.
-你到底在做什么 -看路 - What are you doing? - Watch the road.
我还有养狗 - I also have dogs.
-知道了 -狗狗安全吗 - Okay. - Do you think they're safe?
-是大型犬吗 -都是小型犬 - Are they big dogs? No, they're pretty small,
但其中一只叫爱默森的 很爱穿衣服 but one of 'em, Emerson, he likes to wear these little outfits.
这样会不会更引人注目 Do you think that's gonna make him a bigger target?
老天啊 Jesus Christ.
可恶 Shit!
差点撞到人家 Almost hit that bitch.
和平使者的车在现场 Peacemaker's vehicle's at the scene.
可以更改车子的登记人吗 Can you change the name on the registration?
-可以 -很好 - Yep. - Good.
什么鬼 What the hell?
新闻说是爆炸 The report said "an explosion."
那这只负鼠怎么是全尸 How'd the possum stay intact?
希望这不是变装白痴捅的篓子 I hope this isn't some cape shit.
光一个疯子义警四处搞事 就已经吃不消了 We've got enough trouble with that maniac Vigilante running around.
该死 Shit.
这又是什么 What's this?
披萨吗 Pizza?
警员 麻烦放下 Officer, put that down.
-为何 -因为那应该是人脸 - Why? - Because I think it's a face.
-什么 -脸 人类的脸 - A what? - A face. A human face.
后援跟法医都在路上了 刑警 Backup and medical examiners are on their way, Detective.
你动作是要多慢 Could you move any fuckin' slower?
我这叫低调 I'm trying to be sneaky.
可恶 Oh, shit.
这蠢蛋竟然搞上蝴蝶 Can you believe this idiot fucked a butterfly?
这人也蹲了四年的牢 I mean, the man's been in prison for four years.
我看他这是饥不择食 There's not much I'd believe he wouldn't fuck.
即使是一碗燕麦 葡萄柚 还是乳酪 A bowl of oatmeal, a grapefruit, some yogurt.
我好饿 I'm hungry.
我知道你不相信我 Look, I know you don't believe me,
但爱默森真的好爱穿衣服 but Emerson, he really does like to wear clothes.
早上不给它穿新衣 If you don't put him in something new in the morning,
它会哀哀叫到你妥协 he'll just whine until you do.
狗狗穿可爱衣服时 你们会摸它吗 Do you pet the dog when he looks cute in these clothes?
-会吧 -它才不想穿这些衣服 I guess. He doesn't want to wear the clothes,
它只是为了得到你们的爱 作贱自己 he's just willing to humiliate himself for your love.
我觉得它只是想穿得好看点 I think he just likes lookin' smart.
到底死去哪里了 - Where the fuck is he?
爱默森吗 在家呀 - Emerson? He's at home.
不是你的狗 是和平使者 Not the fucking dog! Peacemaker.
这什么东西 猫咪吗 What is that, a cat?
酷毙了 以后烤饼干来吃 Super neat. I see cookies in my future.
必带 This is... must have.
什么 What?
你还在拖拖拉拉个什么劲 What the fuck are you still doing in there?
我说了 我在收拾重要东西 I told you, I'm getting important shit!
外面已经来一堆警察了 Well, there are too many cops outside the front door,
你得找别的出口离开 so you're gonna need to find another way out.
你有没有看到鹰鹰 Do you see Eagly out there at all?
你的老鹰吗 Your eagle?
对 可以帮我找找吗 它在不在外面 Yeah, could you, uh, could you look for him? Is he out there?
没有 我不要去找你的老鹰 No, man, I'm not gonna fucking look for your eagle.
哈考特 求你帮忙了 Harcourt, it's... do me a solid.
摇下车窗 把手伸出去 然后揉纸袋 Just roll down the window, stick your hand outside, and then crinkle a bag.
它以为你有薯片 就会飞过来了 He'll think you have chips. He'll come right out to you.
你为什么喂它吃薯片 Why are you feeding him chips?
窗户那里是不是有人 Is that somebody in the window up there?
可恶 Fuck!
他头上那是什么 What was that on his head?
你认真吗 居然不相信我 Really? You didn't fucking trust me?
女士 请问这栋大楼 有别的出口吗 Excuse me, ma'am? Is there any other way out of this building?
只有这边的正门跟一个侧门 Just the front door here and another on the side.
好 你们两个跟我们走 你们两个去看好侧门 Okay. You two, with us. You two, cover that side door.
大楼没有后门可走 There's no exit on the back of the building,
你想办法从二楼阳台跳下来 so see if you can get to a balcony on the second floor and jump.
跳下来 Jump?
好 去后面‥ All right, go around back, go around back.
-五楼是吧 -对 - Fifth floor, right? - Yep.
真是的 - Yep.
“来去抓坏人” ♪ Gonna catch a bad guy. Dun-dun-dun, duh... ♪
我心脏跳好快 你有没有心跳加速 Damn, my heart is beating! Is your heart beating?
没有 我已经心死 No, my heart stopped beating.
刚刚是四楼还是五楼 Was that four or five?
-你有没有看到 -有 - Did you see that? - Yeah.
别跑 Hey! Hey, stop right there!
小宋 刚刚有人从五楼跑到六楼 Song, just saw someone go from the fifth floor to the sixth.
头上有没有戴东西 Was he wearing something on his head?
我没看清楚 Well, that I couldn't see.
往六楼走 再向下搜查大楼 Head up on to the sixth floor, then we'll check out this apartment down here.
兄弟 你好吗 - Hey, man, what's up? - Uh...
-弗莱迪在吗 -哪个弗莱迪 - Freddie there? - Freddie who?
弗莱迪穆拉拉拉拉拉 -没这个‥ - Freddie Mulmamimimim? - No, there's no...
-今天不是约吃熟食冷肉盘吗 No, you guys are doing chardonnay and charcuterie, right?
我回覆了电子邀请卡 是你们用不知道 I... I signed up with the e-vite. You guys sent me a... a...
哪个约炮软件寄给我的 该死 Hondr, Flindr, Tinder, Grindr. Ah, fuck.
可恶 Shit!
你在干吗 - What are you doing?
东西捡起来 - Pick those up.
敲门检查 Knock on doors.
该死 捡起来啊 - Fuck, man, please? Pick 'em up!
好‥ - Okay, okay, okay.
艾文 怎么回事 Evan, what is going on?
这家伙擅闯民宅 快报警 This guy broke in. Call the cops.
你才去报警 - You call the cops!
宝贝 人家拿刀要胁我 - Baby, he has a knife on me.
-你还帮他 -两个都闭嘴 - You're helping him. - Hey, hey! Shh, shh, both of you.
-谢谢你 先生 -小事 - Well, thank you, sir. - Yeah, no problem.
谢谢你的配合 Thank you, I appreciate that. You have a good night.
里面好像没人 I don't think anyone's in there.
佩姬 记好这户没人应答 All right, Peggy. Remember, we didn't get an answer from that one.
人家一看就是专业的 你看他穿什么 安珀 He's obviously a professional. Look how he's dressed, Amber!
我需要绳子 麻绳 Okay. Uh, I'm gonna need, um, rope, t... twine.
要干吗 Why?
不幸的是我得把你们绑起来 Unfortunately, I have to tie you up.
听我说 我们以人性的角度谈谈 Okay. Okay, listen, I just... I just want to talk to you straight,
你要是把我绑起来 我会因密闭恐惧症而死 from like, one human being to another. I will die of claustrophobia if I get tied up, so...
好 知道了 Yeah. Yeah, sure.
可恶 该死 对不起 Oh, fuck. Shit, I'm so sorry.
-没有人 -那就在楼上 走 It's clear. He's gotta be upstairs, then. Come on.
我尽力了‥ - That's the best I can...
谢谢你 老兄 - Thank you, man. Thanks.
找到这个 Found this.
可以 That'll work.
“灰姑娘乐团”
我以前也好爱灰姑娘乐团 I used to really love Cinderella.
汤姆凯弗一行人 完美结合了蓝调与重金属 Yeah, Tom Keifer and the boys are like the perfect mix of blues and metal.
没错 Fuck yeah.
对‥ - Yeah. - Yeah.
感谢配合 I appreciate that.
谢谢你 女士 抱歉惊扰了 Thank you, ma'am, I'm sorry to wake you.
就只有这户没人应答 That's the only apartment that didn't answer.
-不会太痛吧 -不会 完全不痛 - It doesn't hurt too much, does it? - No, not at all.
蕾丝睡衣好看 Nice negligee.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
艾文说很显胖 Evan says it makes me look fat.
我只是说你有更好看的睡衣 You have better PJs. That's all I ever said.
不可能吧 老兄啊 I don't see how that could be. Jesus, dude.
谢谢 有人欣赏真好 Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.
你开什么狗屁玩笑 安珀 - Are you fucking kidding me, Amber?
-怎样 -你现在是认真在勾引他吗 - What? Are you seriously trying to get him to fuck you right now?
什么 才没有 我说真好而已 发什么疯 What? No, I just said it was nice, goddammit!
而且我们共同点很多 And we also seem to have a lot in common!
比如说 我们都喜欢灰姑娘乐团 - Like what? - Uh, we both love Cinderella.
我们在一起七年 你一次灰姑娘乐团都没提过 Seven years, not once have you mentioned Cinderella!
什么 我明明一周至少讲一次 What? I talk about Cinderella at least once a week, Evan!
你就是没在听 You just never fucking hear me
因为你开口闭口 都是酷玩跟拥抱人群乐团 because you're always going on about Coldplay and Foster the fucking People!
攻击我的音乐品味 太低级了吧 Oh, you're gonna put down my musical taste now? How fucking low are you?
“富家子弟” 艾文 "Pumped Up Kicks," Evan?
你知道这首歌在讲什么吗 Do you know what that song is about?
杀人 你就是个杀人犯 Murder! You are a murderer!
你扼杀了我的灵魂 You are murdering my spirit!
那你想想我的灵魂作何感受 Oh, yeah? How do you think my spirit feels
你在我面前勾引 这个又酷又帅的人 when you're trying to fuck this really cool, handsome guy right in front of me?
我没有勾引他 要不然来试试看好了啊 艾文 - I am not trying to fuck him! - Right in front of me! But you know what, Evan, oh my God, maybe I will!
天晓得会发生什么事 Who knows what's gonna fucking happen, right?
毕竟我被绑住 无力反击 Because I'm tied up. I'm helpless.
什么事都有可能发生吧 I mean, anything could fucking happen, right?
说真的 天晓得会怎样 I mean, seriously, who fucking knows?
艾弗格林警察 开门 不然我们就破门而入了 Evergreen Police! Open the door, or we'll break it in!
该死 Fuck.
-可恶 -艾弗格林警察 - Fuck. - Evergreen Police!
混帐 Asshole!
他在那里 There he is.
好痛 - Fuck! - Ow.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God!
要死了 Ah, fuck.
可恶 God dammit.
-拜托 -他在哪里 - Come on! This is... - Where is he?
跳窗了 Jumped.
我老婆是个混帐东西 你就是个混帐东西 My wife is a dick! You're a fucking dick!
因为你下面没东西 'Cause you don't have one!
宋刑警 我是米利队长 请回答 Detective Song, this is Captain Miele. - Do you copy?
收到 队长 - Copy, Captain.
我跟着后援抵达现场了 你找到嫌犯了吗 I've arrived with backup. Have you located the suspect?
住户说他从大楼后侧跳窗了 They're saying he jumped off the rear of the building, Captain.
-你跟我来 前往大楼后侧 -出发 - You! Come with me, back of the building. - All right, let's go!
痛死老子 God dammit!
死定了 Fuck.
现在怎么办 What do we do now?
你在这里等 - Wait here.
我可以帮忙 - Listen, I can help.
我精通武器跟近身肉搏战 I'm stellar with weapons and combat.
冷静点 大特务 Cool your jets, Jason Bourne.
准备好等我们回来就马上走 Just be ready to take off when we get back to the car.
当司机也很厉害 我罩你 Being a wheelman is also dope! I got you!
屋顶上的 停止动作 You on the roof! Stop right there!
艾弗格林警局 别动 Evergreen PD! Do not move!
站到灯光下 Step forward and into the light!
队长 Captain?
米利队长 请回答 Captain Miele, do you copy?
走了 Hey. Come on.
可恶 Ow, fuck!
别跑 我是警察 Stop, police!
别跑 不然我开枪了 Stop or I'll shoot!
该死 我要开车了吗 Shit! Should I take off?
不要啊 他又还没上车 No, he's not fucking here yet!
老兄 Dude!
该死 Shit.
开车 还在等什么 - -Go, go! - What are you waiting for?
那只臭鸟最好别在后座拉屎 That thing better not shit back there.
不能训练老鹰大小便 You can't housetrain an eagle, dude.
否则等于剥夺它的灵魂 Not without stealing its soul.
♪ Hit the switch To ignition, honey ♪
♪ Take a ride in my mind ♪
♪ Can't you see I love this feeling ♪
你把车子登记人改掉了吗 You change the car registration into someone else's name?
改了 而且还改了那个人的指纹 Not only that,I changed the fingerprints out to the same person,
这样拿到鉴识报告就对得上去了 which they'll discover when they get the lab results back in a couple days.
可以这样喔 - That's possible?
可以 有我双手万能就行 - Yeah, for this guy with two thumbs it is.
一般不是这样干的 但也可以 做得好 That's not how that works, but... good, great.
你把登记人改成谁 - Who'd you change it to?
穆恩先生 包你龙心大悦 - Oh, Mr. Murn, you're gonna love this.
奥古斯都兰森史密斯吗 August Ransom Smith?
我是 怎样 Yeah. What?
方便的话 我们想跟你请教几个问题 I was wondering if you would mind answering a few questions for us.
不方便 而且你比较不方便 Yeah, I mind. More from you than him.
为什么我不方便 Why more from me?
这样讲吧 芙蓉蛋不是我的菜 Let's just say that, uh, egg foo young ain't my thing, baby.
这位龟孙先生不爱吃芙蓉蛋 听好了吧 费吉 Walking scrotum here doesn't like egg foo young. Got that, Fitz?
我会记下来的 I'll put it in my notes.
你昨晚半夜到凌晨两点在哪里 Where were you last night from about midnight to 2:00 a.m.?
我就在这里 我不需要回答你的问题 I was right here. And I don't gotta answer you.
你有什么毛病 又要搞扮装了吗 Hey. What's your fucking problem, pal? Playing dress-up again?
是啊 你一定希望只是扮装 Oh, yeah. You'll wish it was dress-up.
你在威胁我吗 Is that a threat?
我不威胁人的 我都直接动手 No, I don't threat, I just do.
滚出我家 Now get the fuck off my property.
那请解释一下你名下的1976年福特彗星车款 Maybe you can tell us why a 1976 Ford Comet registered in your name
会出现在住宅区的 怀尔房地产社区大楼 was left at the Wild Estates Apartment Complex uptown?
我没有彗星车款 I don't have a Comet.
那是我儿子的 That's my kid.
你儿子是指克里斯多福史密斯 Your kid, as in Christopher Smith?
和平使者吗 Peacemaker?
你们要不就逮捕我 不然就给老子滚 死筷子 Arrest me or get the fuck out of here, chopsticks.
是吗 我们后会有期 烂叉子 Yeah, well, we'll be seeing you, fork!
叉子 Fork?
为什么不讲汤匙 Why not spoon?
全世界的人都会用汤匙 Everybody in the world uses spoons.
的确 但这王八蛋又不知道 Yeah, but that asshole doesn't know that.
这倒是 That's true.
-汤匙更羞辱人 -是 I mean, spoon would've been more demeaning. - Yeah.
像小宝宝在用的 宝宝专用汤匙 - Makes it like a baby thing. You know, little babies use spoons.
大人也会用汤匙 但我懂你意思了 Okay, adults also use spoons, but I get it.
你听说和平使者出狱的消息吗 You hear anything about Peacemaker getting out of prison?
没有 但应该会通知我们吧 No. I mean, you'd think we would've been notified.
应该而已 Yeah, you'd think.
全世界这么多人 你给我改成登记在 You could've chosen anyone,and you put the car registration
和平使者他爸名下 in the name of Peacemaker's father?
时间紧凑 你又在厕所 I had to act fast. You were in the bathroom.
我哪知道你是在拉屎还是撒尿 I didn't know if you were going one or two!
我拉屎需要传简讯通知你吗 Was I supposed to text you when I'm taking a shit?
-有的话当然好 -拉屎干吗传简讯通知你 - I would've appreciated it! - I'm not gonna text you when I'm taking a shit, John!
好 随便 你以后进厕所 我都要自己猜你在干吗 Oh, okay, fine! I guess I'll have to guess what's happening every time you go in there.
我们现在要拉拢这个人 We're trying to get this man on our side,
你觉得诬陷他爸 他还会挺我们吗 and you thought the right way to do that was to frame his father?
我不是要唱反调 I don't want to be insubordinate,
我做了件这么厉害的事 but I kinda did some magical shit here today,
可是你感觉对我很不爽 and now I feel like you're angry at me.
我不是对你不爽 约翰 N... no, I'm not angry at you, John.
但我开始觉得你是智障 But I am starting to think you're an idiot.
不要随便骂人智障 太过分了 Come on, man, don't use the "I" word, it's not cool.
-要怎么跟他们说 -什么都不说 - What do we tell 'em? - Nothing.
刚刚警方对我们开枪 We just got shot at!
这样‥ Like...
我肾上腺素飙升 And whoa! Like, my adrenaline is pumpin'.
狂飙 还有玻璃碎掉 Pumping! Like glass breaking, everything.
有没有人对你开枪过 You ever been shot at?
没有 No.
-开玩笑的 Kidding.
-王八蛋 你做得很好 - You fucker. - You're doing great.
能再说一次他们为何叫蝴蝶吗 Hey, why are they called butterflies again?
再说一次 我们根本没跟你说过 Again? We never told you.
好喔 染胡哥 告诉你 我不弄了 - Okay, Dye-beard. - Hey, guess what? I'm done.
你根本还没缝完 Dude, it's not finished.
你再继续这样叫我 我就不缝了 I'm not gonna do this if you keep calling me that name.
-叫什么 -那个假名 - What name? - That fake name.
你是指我是假新闻吗 - You saying I'm fake news?
不是 我是指你是个混帐 - No, I'm saying you're a fuckin' asshole.
我宁可去顾哈莉奎茵 I'd rather be with Harley Quinn than you,
或是黄鼠狼 也不要来顾你 I'd rather be with the Weasel than you.
唯一的假新闻就是你的假胡子 The only thing fake news around here is the beard.
我宁愿去顾蝙蝠螨 I'd rather be with fuckin' Bat-Mite than you.
蝙蝠螨哪位 Who's Bat-Mite?
一个热爱蝙蝠侠 身高两尺的跨维度小恶魔 He's a two-foot-tall interdimensional imp who stans Batman.
我还宁愿去顾他 I'd rather be with him.
-是真有其人吗 -对 - Is that a real guy? - Yeah.
-赶快收尾了 -世风日下 - Let's finish. - Fuck is the world coming to?
打从一开始就无人知晓这项行动 From the beginning, I've kept this operation completely off the books. So how did this...
这个‥她叫什么名字 - What's the dead woman's name?
安妮史特豪森 - Annie Sturphausen.
这个安妮史特豪森 怎么会知道和平使者的事 How did this Annie Sturphausen know about Peacemaker?
可能有人向蝴蝶们打小报告 Maybe someone's feeding the butterflies information.
-谁 -华勒 - Who? - Waller.
不可能 It's not her.
我也不认为是华勒 I don't think it's Waller, either.
你不像我这么了解她 You don't know her like I do.
华勒明知失败仍派部属上场牺牲 I saw Waller knowingly sacrifice troops,
包括牺牲一位美军上校 来达成目标 including a colonel in the United States Army, to meet her objective.
我们可能只是去分散注意力的 We could simply be a decoy team
好让她真正派去 消灭蝴蝶的团队能完成任务 from whomever else she's really entrusted with taking down the butterflies.
但依然没必要牺牲我们 - Still no reason to give us up.
就只有在场四位与华勒 知晓这个计划 Well, the four of us and Waller are the only ones who knew about it.
向我们起底蝴蝶的人是你 所以一定不是你 You're the one who brought the butterflies to our attention, so it can't be you.
也不是我 因为我刚刚玩命拯救健美先生 And it's not me, I just put my ass on the line to save Muscle Man Weekly.
也不会是健美先生 因为他差点玩到命都没了 And it's not Muscle Man Weekly, because he's the one who almost got killed.
若不是华勒 也不是我们 So, if it's not Waller and it's not us,
那就只剩她了 - maybe it's her.
-我 -有人知道她为何加入行动吗 - Me? Does anyone here know how she ended up on this mission?
我很会打 我十四岁时 就拿到宾芬格斗证书了 I got skills. I got my Binks-Fendelmire Strategic Combat Certification at the age of 14.
宾芬根本是幼幼班等级 Binks-Fendelmire is kindergarten shit.
十四岁之后呢 你有什么成就吗 What about since then? What are your actual qualifications?
我怎么确定你不是蝴蝶的卧底 And how do I know that you're not one of them?
不是她 It's not her.
我最信任她 因为鹰鹰喜欢她 I trust her the most because Eagly liked her.
鹰鹰还想咬我 He tried to bite me.
但跟别人比起来轻多了 很明显就是‥ Yeah, but not as hard as he tries to bite everybody else. It's obviously, uh...
-艾莫 -是伊克诺莫斯 去死 ...Elmo. Economos. Fuck you.
你们这些人的姓氏都好怪 Why do all of you have such weird last names?
-不是约翰 -谢谢你 - John didn't do it. - Thank you.
约翰太胆小 不敢背叛我们 - He's too big of a pussy to betray us.
好 - All right.
我没恶意 但大家跟着我一起想 Not on purpose, but okay, follow me.
假设他出去玩得很开心 So he's, you know, hanging out, having some fun,
-跟妓女在破烂脱衣俱乐部吸毒 -天啊 maybe doing some fentanyl with a prostitute... - Oh, God. - ...in the back of a hillbilly strip club.
结果爱上对方 毕竟这可是首次有人含他的蛋蛋 He's fallen in love, 'cause it's obviously the first time he's put his balls in somebody's mouth,
一放松就说溜嘴了 and he starts getting loose lips!
到处炫耀 You know, just showing off.
“我跟鼎鼎大名的 和平使者合作” "I'm on a team with the famous Peacemaker,
“我们要消灭恶名昭彰的蝴蝶” and we're taking down the notorious butterflies.
“我的胡子是天然的” My beard's real."
你是不是脑袋破洞 Are you fucking stupid?
我也不愿意 但这故事有点合理 Sounds more plausible than I wish it did.
什么 我根本不喜欢 别人含我蛋蛋 What? I don't even like when my balls are in somebody's mouth, okay?
让我起鸡皮疙瘩 It gives me the wrong type of chills.
而且我现在只想到 我太久没去检查睾丸癌了 And all I can think about is how long it's been since I've gotten checked for testicular cancer.
太久了 Too long!
你好糟糕 太可爱了 染胡哥 You are so fucked up, it's adorable, Dye-beard.
-别这样叫我 -好嘛 你干吗这么激动 Don't call me that! Okay, fuck! Come on, bro. What the fuck?
应该不是我们任何一人 I don't think it's any of us.
那史特豪森为何想杀和平使者 Well, then why did Sturphausen try to kill Peacemaker?
搞不好他们是两情相悦 才一起回她的公寓 Maybe she brought him back to her apartment for the purpose he thought she did.
那为何一夜春宵后 她决定要杀掉和平使者 But why would she decide after they hooked up that she needed to kill him?
该死 - Oh, shit.
怎样 - What?
“限官方使用 天眼局”
我要去刷牙 I gotta brush my teeth.
-好 -你把要替政府杀人的资料档案 Cool. You left the dossier of the person
放在某个替你吹老二的 陌生人家里 you're supposed to contract kill for the government in the apartment of some rando who blew you?
不是只有吹老二 我们做完全套 She's not some rando who blew me, man. We fully fucked.
放在我身上 总比放在没人的车上好吧 I thought it'd be safer on me than in the car unattended.
不然你要我怎样 先拿回家放 What was I supposed to do? - Drop it off at home first?
没错 - Yes!
你根本不知道我们 面临多危险的敌人 史密斯 You don't understand what we're up against here, Smith.
国家存亡就靠这次行动 The fate of the country depends on this mission!
根本没人告诉我这件事 And nobody told me that!
连蝴蝶是什么都没人说明 Nobody's even told me what a fucking butterfly is!
我是穆恩 Murn.
对 Yes.
那个辣妹不会传染 怪物性病给我吧 Uh-huh. You don't think that chick left any monster STDs on my dick, do you?
蝴蝶该不是透过性行为传染的吧 Come again? Wait, is being a butterfly like a venereal disease of some type?
该死 我也是蝴蝶了吗 我是鸡鸡吸血鬼了吗 Fuck, am I gonna become one? Am I a fucking dick vampire now?
你何时才要说还有目击证人 When were you gonna tell us there were witnesses?
我的确短暂绑架了一对夫妻 I did kidnap a couple for a minute.
艾文与安珀卡克多 麻烦你处理一下 Evan and Amber Calcaterra. Can you take care of 'em?
你要我“处理”是指‥ You want me to "take care of 'em" like...
不是 说服他们 不要指认和平使者 No, just...Just convince them not to finger Peacemaker.
所以是‥ More like, um...
我完全看不懂 玩什么比手画脚 I have no clue what that is. Why are we playing charades?
我不想说出来 'Cause I don't want to say it out loud.
我还是看不懂 I still don't know what that is.
莉奥塔 - Leota.
-贿赂 -没错 - Bribery? - Yes, please.
拜托你赶快去 Go do it. Now.
我要哈考特 跟伊克诺莫斯待着 I need Harcourt and Economos here.
不然就派他们去了 Otherwise, I'd send them.
你老实跟我说 Be straight with me, man.
我变成鸡鸡吸血鬼了吧 I'm a dick vampire, aren't I?
不会 你不是鸡鸡吸血鬼 No, you're not a dick vampire,
你只有鸡鸡烂掉 you're just a dick.
你口风紧一点 我就可以跟你说 If you keep your mouth shut, I can tell you!
闭嘴 Shut up!
♪ Oh, I never thought You'd hurt me ♪
♪ I guess you live and learn ♪
♪ That when you're playin' With fire ♪
♪ You're bound To get burned... ♪
该死 我不要‥ Fuck. No
大家都讨厌你 Everybody fucking hates you!
本来可以跟染胡哥当朋友的 And Dye-beard could be your friend,
结果你正常发挥 自己去惹毛人家 but you pushed him away like you push everybody away,
因为你就是个王八蛋 'cause you're a fucking dick.
你还杀了瑞克佛莱格 You killed Rick Flag.
佛莱格说得对 Flag was right.
和平使者 Peacemaker...
真可笑 ...what a joke.
-兄弟 -什么鬼 - Buddy? - What the fuck?
你干什么 当什么跟踪狂 Hey! What the fuck are you doing, you... fucking stalker?
-兄弟 你没事吧 -该死 - Dude, are you all right? - Fuck, dude.
你在干吗 看着我打手枪吗 该不会掏老二了吧 I... I... What are you doing? Are you looking at me and jerking off right now? Is your dick out?
什么 没有 你自己看 What? No! No, man, look.
我才不要看 你这招太老套了 I'm not gonna fucking look, oldest trick in the book.
我转头就会看到 你硬到不行的老二 I look and you're fucking rock-hard,
接着你会当我的面射出来 你休想 and you throw jizz at my face. No fucking way!
什么 没有 我没有露鸟 What? No, dude, my dick is not out.
你就喜欢这种的吗 让我看到你的老二吗 Is that what you get off on, me seeing your fucking dick?
不是 谁会说这种话 No! Who the fuck said that?
路易CK那个混帐 Louis C.K. piece of shit!
路易CK讲过这种话 我要去杀了他 Louis C.K. said that? I'll fucking kill that guy!
他没有这么说 是你很像他 No, he didn't say it. You, you're like Louis C.K.
-因为我很幽默 -幽默个屁 - Because I'm funny? - Fucking funny, dude? No.
你‥到处露鸟 You... You show people your dick.
这跟路易CK的喜剧专场 有什么关系 What does that have to do with Louis C.K.'s comedy specials?
我根本没提到他的喜剧专场 你说什么屁话 What the fuck, man? I didn't say shit about his comedy specials.
路易CK到处露鸟 他本人啦 Louis C.K., how he showed people his dick, he, himself.
因为他有红头发 Because he's a ginger?
鬼扯‥什么 A fucking... What?
我哪知道 我只是想找出关联性 Well, I don't fucking know! I'm just trying to figure out the connection.
路易CK本人四处露鸟 懂吗 Dude, Louis C.K. showed people his dick, all right?
-真的吗 -老天喔 你都不看新闻吗 He did? Jesus, man! Do you read the news?
不看 看完心情好差 我何必 No. What for? It's depressing.
算我拜托你了 求你看看我的鼠蹊部 拜托 Look, hey, I'm begging you. Will you please just look at my crotch. Come on.
看到了吗 有没有 See? Can you see that?
你不能像正常人一样走大门吗 Why the fuck don't you use the front door like a normal person?
我看到房间开灯 怕有人鬼鬼祟祟在附近 Well, I saw a light on in here,and I thought someone was creeping around.
我真的很高兴你回来了 I'm really happy you're back.
-你在哭什么 -我没有 Why are you crying? I'm not crying.
我在做脸部运动 训练脸部肌肉 I'm fucking doing face muscle exercises. I'm exercising the muscles in my face,
脸部肌肉会更有线条 making my face... more muscular.
你戴着面具我都看得出来 你的脸应该瘦巴巴的 I can tell... ...under your mask, your face is skinny as shit.
因为你都不做脸部运动 You don't do these exercises for your face.
有几条肌肉感觉都快哭了 它们哪有哭 Some of them look like crying. They're not crying.
那你可以教我吗 Well, can you maybe teach 'em to me?
好 Yes.
卡克多夫妇你们好 麻烦回答几个问题 Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra, I'm gonna ask you some questions.
对 这是真的警徽 And yes, this is a real badge.
该死 Fuck.
艾文 我可以自己开门 Evan, I can open the door myself.
我这叫有礼貌 王八蛋 I'm being a gentleman, you fuckin' asshole.
烂人 Dick.
-卡克多夫妇吗 -我们是 - Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra. - Yeah?
方不方便 Uh, I was just wondering if you would,
回答我几个问题 um, answer a few questions for me.
我们正要去局里指认 We're on the way to, uh, the station now to look at mugshots.
这正是我想跟你们讨论的事 Yeah, well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
首先 请问你们真的在公寓里 Firstly, I'm wondering whether you saw the guy
看到你们印象中的人吗 in your apartment that you think you saw,
还是你们自以为看到某个人 or did you maybe see another guy that you actually didn't see
但其实根本没有 but you think you did?
再来 And secondly,
你们对开销全免的 I'm wondering if you've ever had an all-expenses-paid trip
内华达州太浩湖之旅有兴趣吗 to the beautiful Lake Tahoe, Nevada?
你在贿赂我们吗 Are you trying to fucking bribe us?
不是 No.
我正希望你贿赂我们呢 Oh. I was hoping you were trying to bribe us.
对啦 我在贿赂你们 Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to bribe you.
警方逮捕我时 为了找证据把这里翻了个底朝天 When I was arrested, the cops turned this place upside down for evidence.
你需要人帮你打扫吗 You need some help cleaning up?
应该吧 I guess.
你怎么出狱的 我以为是终身监禁 So, how did you get out anyway? I thought you were in prison for life.
-这是秘密 -我是你的好朋友耶 - It's a secret. - Dude, I'm your best friend.
才不是 No, you're not.
那你好朋友是谁 一定是你的狱友 Well, who's your best friend then? Someone you met in prison. I knew it.
老弟 很明显就是鹰鹰 Dude, it's Eagly, obviously.
那谁是你的人类好友 Okay, of all people, who's your best friend?
我连你的真实身份都不知道 I don't even know your secret identity.
我是为你好才不跟你说的 Yeah, I don't tell you my real identity for your sake.
这样别人才不会盯上你 I don't want to put a target on you.
利用你来找到我 People will try to use you to get to me.
这个放哪里 Hey, where does this go?
跟其他录影带放一起 With the other tapes.
你觉得有人会折磨我 以找出你的真实身份 You think people are gonna torture me to get your secret identity?
我每次干大事都格外小心 I am extra special careful in all my heroic endeavors,
这也是为什么‥ 我不是要戳你痛处 which is probably the reason why, and I don't mean to be a prick,
我是自由之身 而你去坐牢了 you went to prison and I didn't.
-这个放哪里 -光碟架 - Where's this go? - The CD rack, dude.
警方就算在邮局贴了我的通缉令 See, when they put my mugshot up in the post office,
也不过是个戴着红色眼罩的头 it's just gonna be a circle with a red visor.
他们只能靠照片上的头型 想办法判断出我的长相 And they're gonna have to figure out what my head looks like based on the shape.
我知道我的脸瘦巴巴的 因为我不做脸部运动 And I know I have a bony face, 'cause I don't do face muscle exercises,
即使如此搜索范围还是大得很 but that doesn't cut down very much on the suspects.
要命 你看 有趣的微笑哥 Hmm. Hey! Holy shit, look at that. It's a funny smiley man.
“要不要来玩啊 ” "Hey, do you want to come over and play?"
好可爱 你到底怎么出狱的 Man, that's adorable. Hey, how'd you get out anyway?
我替政府办事 I work for the government, okay?
当邮差 Post office?
你觉得政府放我出狱去送信吗 You think they'd fucking let me out of prison to deliver mail?
我哪知道 我第一个想到的公职就是邮差 I don't know, it was the first government job I could think of.
兄弟 我是替政府杀人 Dude. I kill people for 'em, okay?
我在科托马尔他干过一次 现在艾弗格林又要一次 I did it down in Corto Maltese, and now I gotta do it here in Evergreen.
我就是以这种条件出狱的 该死 That's... why I'm out, in exchange for that. Fuck.
酷喔 Oh, that's sick.
我一直以为上帝对我有所寄望 I... I used to think God put me here for a purpose.
为了和平 For peace.
我说过不论要虐杀多少人 都在所不惜 但是‥ And I always said I didn't care how many people I needed to torture or kill to get it, but...
我最近觉得自己根本是疯子 You know, lately, I just think I'm a fuckin' maniac, like...
不知道 最近有一些感触‥ I don't know, I'm having feelings about things that...
好 Okay.
你觉得我就很开心吗 Do you think I feel good when, after some dude
要杀掉一些十恶不赦的坏蛋 does some atrocious act, that I have to kill them?
我不知道 - I don't know.
当我发现有无辜的人遇害 - When I find out someone murdered an innocent person,
或是贩卖海洛因的毒贩 or sold somebody heroin,
或是任意涂鸦 or did some graffiti,
我赤手空拳杀了那些人 and I kill that person with my bare hands,
看着他们的眼球从头颅蹦出来 their eyeballs popping out of their skulls,
你觉得我是因此得到快乐吗 you think that gives me pleasure?
不是 No.
但其实我很快乐 Well, it does.
你也是从中得到快乐 和平使者 It gives you pleasure too, Peacemaker.
因为我们天生就是杀手的料 That's 'cause we're born killers.
跟其他杀手的差异 What separates us from other killers
在于我们只杀坏人 is we only kill bad people.
通常啦 Usually.
除非不小心出错 Unless there's a mistake.
听起来还是很疯吗 Now, do I sound like a fucking maniac?
我们去庆祝你出狱如何 Hey. What do you say we celebrate you getting out of prison?
不行 我还要研读暗杀目标参议员的资料 - No. I have to study the dossier of the senator I gotta kill.
自从你被逮捕后 I've been saving up appliances
我就一直在收集家用电器喔 ever since you were arrested.
♪ I've got fire for a heart I'm not scared of the dark ♪
♪ You've never seen it Look so easy ♪
♪ I got a river for a soul And baby, you're a boat ♪
♪ If I didn't have you There would be nothing left ♪
♪ A shell of a man Who could never be his best ♪
♪ If I didn't have you I'd never see the sun ♪
♪ You taught me How to be someone, yeah... ♪
♪ When no one else Was ever behind me ♪
♪ All these lights They can't blind me... ♪
♪ All my life You stood by me ♪
♪ When no one else Was ever behind me ♪
♪ All these lights They can't blind me ♪
♪ With your love Nobody can drag me down ♪
爽啦 Fuck yeah!
♪ All my life You stood by me... ♪
-♪ Nobody can drag me down... ♪
-♪ Nobody can drag me down ♪
-♪ Yeah, nobody, nobody ♪
爽 Yeah!
-♪ Nobody can drag me down ♪
爽死了 Fuck yeah!
绝对是这个人 It's definitely this guy.
就是他 It's this guy.
确定吗‥ - Are you sure? - Are you sure?
对‥ - Yeah. - Yeah.
烦不烦 怎么又是你们 Jesus Christ, you again?
奥古斯都史密斯 我们要逮捕你 - August Smith, you are under arrest... - Oh, shit!
你杀害了安妮史特豪森 ...for the murder of Annie Sturphausen.
我根本不知道那是谁 I don't even know who the fuck that is!
别碰我 Get the fuck off me!
去死 Fuck you!
吃屎吧 死老头 And go fuck yourself, old man!
♪ You're ready To crash and burn ♪
♪ Sold your karma For some moolah ♪
♪ Pretty ugly and pretty young ♪
♪ I smelled your hookah And found your lingerie... ♪
琪亚 Keeya?
你知道我工作时间很不正常 You know that I'm gonna be working some weird hours.
我在想也许你跟毛宝贝们‥ 你懂的 And I was thinking maybe you and the fur kids... Well, you know?
我不懂 N... no, I don't know.
♪ Boots on rocks off ♪
没什么大不了的 - It's not that big of a deal. - Are you fucking kidding me?
是你先拖我来这里的 现在又要赶我走 You drag me out here, then you want me to leave?
♪ You always work For a one-night stand ♪
♪ Let me borrow... ♪
安珀 Amber?
不要 真不敢相信这东西居然合法了 No. I can't believe they legalized that shit.
那我就多抽一点罗 More for me.
三年前 我绝对会因为呼麻 Three years ago, I would've shot both of you
让你们一枪毙命 in the face for that.
♪ Barrel is smoking Rattle and rolling ♪
什么鬼 - What the fuck?
兄弟 - Dude.
要死了 Holy fuck.
你很好You're good.
别搞这套 Don't play that crap. Don't do it.
河牌圈之前就要销牌了 You gotta burn that card before the river.
要教几次你才学得会怎么打牌 Dude, how many times I gotta teach you how to play this fucking game?
讲真的 你快惹毛我了 - Read 'em and weep. - Dude, seriously. You're pissing me off.
老天啊 Holy shit.
瞧瞧是谁来了 Look who it is.
冬天五到七点 这里只准我坐 That's my spot between five and seven during winter.
你讲什么鬼话 老头子 What the fuck you talking about, old-timer?
日落时阳光会从窗户照进来 comes in through that window, During the sunset, that light there
我喜欢阳光洒在皮肤上的感觉 and I like the feel of it on my skin.
给我滚 So fucking move.
是喔 我若不愿意呢 Yeah? And if I don't?
你猜 Guess.
该死 Fuck it.
随便 我可不想为了个座位送命 Fuck that shit. I ain't dying for this seat.
我以为这种变装的 都会送去阿卡汉或美梦监狱 I thought we sent capes over to Arkham or Belle Reve.
人满为患了 The system's overcrowded.
审判结束之前他都会待在这里 He'll have to stay here through his trial.
白龙‥万岁 All hail... the White Dragon!
万岁‥ Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
万岁‥ Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
万岁‥ Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!
♪ Robert's got a quick hand ♪
♪ He'll look around the room He won't tell you his plan ♪
♪ He's got a rolled cigarette ♪
♪ Hanging out his mouth He's a cowboy kid ♪
♪ Yeah, he found A six-shooter gun ♪
♪ In his dad's closet Oh, in a box of fun things ♪
♪ And I don't even know what ♪
♪ But he's coming for you Yeah, he's coming for you ♪
♪ All the other kids With the pumped up kicks ♪
♪ You better run, better run Outrun my gun ♪
♪ All the other kids With the pumped up kicks ♪
♪ You better run, better run Faster than my bullet ♪
You like that, Evan?
♪ All the other kids With the pumped up kicks ♪
♪ You better run, better run Outrun my gun ♪
♪ All the other kids With the pumped up kicks ♪
♪ You better run, better run Faster than my bullet ♪
绝对不是这个帅哥 It's definitely not the hot guy.
去死 安珀 咬我啊 艾文 - Aw, fuck you, Amber! - Oh, eat me, Evan!
-是这个人 -好 - This guy. - Okay.
这张可以给我吗 Can I keep this one?
可以 Sure.
待续
谢谢观赏