鹰鹰真乖 Good Eagly.
我很感动 但不用了 It's very meaningful to me, but no.
不用啦 No.
我不吃 给你吃吧 I'm not gonna eat it. You can have it, though.
我知道 我看到了 Yeah. Yeah, I know, I saw.
我也爱你 小子 Love you too, buddy.
该死 Fuck.
你故意不接我电话吗 - Hey. - Are you avoiding my calls?
没有‥完全不是 我在工作 No. No, not at all. I... I was working,
本来要回电给你 但太晚了 and I just, um, thought it'd be too late to call back, is all.
我现在得去上班了 But I have to go to work now...
－小莉 －不是 我‥ - Lee. - ...though. I'm, uh...
－小琪 对不起 －现在很危险吗 - Keeya, I'm sorry. - Are you in danger?
不会 完全不会 No, not at all.
好 那我搬回来 好吗 Okay, then why don't I come back?
还不行 我得出门了 Not yet, okay? I have to go.
宝贝 我们都失业了 Hey, you know, babe, we both lost our jobs.
我很感谢你接了这份短期工 好让我们能站稳脚步 And I... I appreciate you taking this work for a couple months to get us back on our feet,
虽然起初你百般不愿 even though you didn't want to.
但现在你似乎认定要走这行了 But right now... it seems like you're choosing this.
我没有 但我真的得去上班了 I'm not. But I really do have to go work.
＂老妈来讯 日记放到和平使者家了吗 ＂
＂还没有＂
一年前 威软公司总裁 亿万富翁亚伦库珀格 A year ago, Alan Kupperberg, the billionaire CEO of Waresoft,
与流行歌手范妲雅 and pop singer Vandalia perished in a plane crash.
双双死于空难 During their autopsies,
验尸期间 形似昆虫的 小型飞行外星生物 small insect-like winged creatures, presumably extraterrestrial,
出现在他们的头颅里 were found in their skulls.
这是我们首次接触到蝴蝶 This is when we first became aware of the butterflies.
接着我们发现这些生物攻占了 许多知名政客 Since then, we've found the creatures in a handful of high-profile politicians,
名人与企业巨擘 celebrities and titans of industry.
它们从自然孔道进入人体 They enter the human body through one of its orifices
一路钻到大脑控制人体 and burrow through to the brain...where they then are in control of the body.
它们从屁股入侵 They go through the butt?
应该是做动画的人在发挥创意 I think that's just some, uh... creativity on the part of whomever did the animation.
屁股也是一种自然孔道 The butt is an orifice, okay?
这样虫子要钻过一堆大便 That means they'd have to crawl through poop.
就算是外星虫 不代表它们就很恶 Just 'cause they're aliens doesn't make them gross.
歧视耶 Bigotry.
超人也是外星人 他有恋屎癖 Superman's an alien. He's got a poop fetish.
－什么 －屁啦 - What? - Get the fuck out of here.
真的 据我所知 他超爱大便 Oh, yeah. He uber-liebes the old scheisse, as I understand it.
这种荒谬的言论打哪儿来的 Where do you get this nonsense?
－网路上 －无稽之谈 - Google. - Well, it's not true.
你比网路大神还聪明吗 真是恭喜 You know more than Google? Well, congratulations.
蝴蝶特殊的遗传结构 以及分泌的化学物 The butterflies' unique genetic structure
与宿主合体之后 and chemistry interact with the hosts' bodies,
＂蝴蝶人＂ 宿主将力大无穷 giving them strength far beyond that of a human being.
为什么有黑猩猩 And what's the chimp for?
黑猩猩的力气是人类的四倍 Chimpanzees have four times the strength of human beings,
跟蝴蝶一样力气很大 so they're both strong.
看画面就会懂吗 染胡哥 Yeah, and we're supposed to get that just by looking at this, Dye-Beard?
我以为黑猩猩跟那人是朋友 I thought that man and the chimp were friends.
他们不是要一起去冒险吗 I was thinking they were about to go on an adventure together.
蝴蝶尸体附近都采样到 这种琥珀色的黏稠液体 This viscous amber fluid has been found on the premises of all the dead butterflies.
实验结果显示 该液体的遗传结构 Lab studies show the fluid's genetic structure
不同于地球的产物 is dissimilar to anything on this planet.
这种液体似乎是 蝴蝶唯一的食物来源 The fluid seems to be the butterflies' only food source.
因此莉奥塔昨晚的斩获非常重要 Which makes what Leota discovered last night potentially significant.
＂格兰泰＂ 这张贴在高夫府邸的布告栏上 This was on the bulletin board in the Goff home.
莉奥塔发现安妮史特豪森 也在这里上班 Leota noticed that this is also where Annie Sturphausen was employed.
你投影片做得超烂 染胡哥 You fucking suck at PowerPoint, Dye-Beard!
那下次给你做 Yeah, well, you can do it next time.
你当我自愿的喔 It's not like I enjoy doing this.
你明就很享受 Yeah, you do! It's amazing,
你都花了这么多时间做投影片 the incredible amount of time you put into this presentation,
结果还是一样烂到不行 and how incredibly shitty it still is!
够了 和平使者 闭嘴 Okay, Peacemaker, shut up.
我不是故意害你爸坐牢的 Dude, I didn't mean to put your father in prison.
那你干吗诬陷他 死胖子 Then why'd you put him there, you fat fuck?
因为我想不到还有谁了 Because I couldn't think of anybody else...
干吗不改成亚莉安娜 或是德瑞克 What about Ariana Grande, or Drake?
－什么 －布莱德彼特 佩恩史都华 - What? - Brad Pitt, or Payne Stewart,
哈巴狗道格 克萝伊卡黛珊 or Doug the Pug? Khloe Kardashian,
圣战士那只红色老虎 the Red Tiger from Voltron,
法兰塔肯顿 乔蒙坦纳 乔曼塔纳 Fran Tarkenton, Joe Montana, Joe Mantegna...
－什么鬼 －艾迪墨菲 - What the fuck? ...Eddie Murphy,
麦可乔丹 麦可Ｂ乔登 Michael Jordan, Michael B. Jordan, BTS?
防弹少年团 尤金李维 - Eugene Levy? John Lovitz?
－说什么屁话 我‥ －约翰洛维兹 闭嘴听好 - Fuck, dude, half... Shut the fuck up and listen, man.
我现在就列一堆 你本可栽赃的人 I'm giving you a list of people you could've done.
丹尼狄维托 威尔法洛 霍华史登 巴巴布伊 Danny DeVito, Will Ferrell, Howard Stern, Baba Booey,
罗宾奎弗斯 艾利斯库柏 Robin Ophelia Quivers, Alice Cooper,
奥齐奥斯本 莎朗奥斯朋 Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne.
比尔寇斯比 他刚无罪释放 应该很闲啊 Bill Cosby, he just got out, he's got time on his hands!
－艾美怀丝 －艾美怀丝早就死了 Amy Winehouse... Dude, Amy Winehouse is fucking dead!
柯博文 撞船 眼镜蛇指挥官 Optimus Prime, Shipwreck, Cobra Commander,
＂河谷镇＂的那群臭婆娘 the fucking cunts from Riverdale!
好 下次我要栽赃人 All right, next time I fucking have to frame somebody,
就从你那串长得要死的人名找 it'll be one of all those fucking thousands of people you just mentioned.
－你去跟我爸讲啊 －和平使者 给我闭嘴 - Yeah, tell that to my dad. - Peacemaker, shut the fuck up!
你们想一路耗到明天吗 Do you all want to be here till tomorrow?
你们有有线电视吗 Do you have cable?
没有的话我就不过夜了 今晚要播＂冰血暴＂ So, I don't want to stay here overnight if there's no cable. - Fargo's on tonight.
我没有要你们回答 - It was a rhetorical question.
这样啊 那我要改答案 当我没回答 Oh, okay. Well then, I change my answer to just ignoring the question.
我不说了 Not another word.
重点是液体原料可能是 在格兰泰工厂生产装瓶的 The point is... the raw amber fluid is potentially processed and bottled at Glan Tai Bottling Company.
格兰泰工厂位于小科克镇 在西北方 车程约两小时 Glan Tai is in Little Cork, about two hours northwest of here,
你们过去调查看看 so you all are gonna take a field trip and see what you can find out.
我要留在这里处理白龙的事 I'm going to stay back and deal with the White Dragon situation.
＂吃屎 染胡哥＂
字还真美 王八蛋 Nice penmanship, asshole.
还有＂冰血暴＂明晚才播 白痴 And Fargo's not on till tomorrow night, you fucking nerd.
＂第五章：蝴蝶猩猩大冒险＂
你找我干吗 史密斯 What do you want, Smith?
听说你为了跟我说话 烦了狱警一整晚 Heard you were harassing the guards, asking for me all night.
那女生不是我杀的 I didn't kill that girl.
随你说 - Yeah, so you said.
他们也只会讲这句 - So they all always say.
是啊 但＂他们＂ 也拿不出证据了吧 刘玉玲 Yeah, but "they" can't prove it, now, can they, Lucy Liu?
刘玉玲 因为我们都是亚裔吗 Lucy Liu? Because we're both Asian?
还真聪明 How incredibly fucking clever.
那我该称呼你什么 吉米法伦吗 What should I call you? Jimmy Fallon?
问题是我们早已扣押 现场的车辆了 See, the problem is... we impounded the car that was there that night.
那不是我的车 That ain't my car.
登记资料恕难苟同 盖菲里 Registration says otherwise, Guy Fieri.
更有两名目击证人指出 是你绑架了他们 And we have two eyewitnesses who said that you kidnapped them.
他们说谎 Well, they're fucking lying.
死者公寓里到处都是你的指纹 布雷克雪尔顿 And your fingerprints, Blake Shelton, are all over the murder victim's apartment.
我快想不到其他白人男性了 I'm running out of white guys.
重验我的指纹就好了 可以吗 Just take my prints. That's all I'm saying, okay?
看看跟公寓里的指纹是否吻合 Check and see if they match those ones you found in the apartment,
不然就是有人窜改资料 or if someone's gaming the system,
因为人不是我杀的 'cause I didn't fucking do it.
那是谁杀的 Then who did?
我那智障儿子 My shithead fucking son.
你明明不需要那样跟他说话 You know you don't have to treat him like that.
－哪样 －约翰 - What? - John!
你讲话太伤人了 他花了很多心力制作动画 You hurt his feelings. He worked hard on those graphics.
不要这样 你刻意忽略 我搞笑的地方 Come on, I think maybe you're discounting how funny
可是你一直叫他染胡哥 一点也不搞笑 some of the shit I was saying was. It's not funny calling him Dye-Beard
他已经说很多次 不喜欢这个绰号了 for the thousandth time when he's told you repeatedly he doesn't like it.
这是和平使者的标准作风 他常常帮人取绰号 - That's just Peacemaker, man. He's always giving people nicknames.
－对 谢谢 －欺负人是他的本性 - Yeah. Thanks. - Being a bully's just part of his personality.
－什么 －你以前都叫我哥白马王子 - What? Like how you used to call my brother Prince Charming.
你哥很帅啊 那是称赞 Your brother was a handsome man. That was a compliment.
我就大胆地说了 他好像不把这个当称赞 I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that I don't think he considered it a compliment
因为你是看他老二形似权杖 才取这个绰号的 that you called him Prince Charming because his penis was shaped like a scepter.
－开玩笑的吧 －不是 他龟头真的圆鼓鼓的 Are you kidding? No, it was really bulbous at the end.
－他都叫我顶针 －顶针 - He called me Thimble. - Thimble?
我发育得很慢 Yeah, I was a late bloomer.
二十几岁才经历青春期 I didn't go through puberty until my mid-20s.
我个人是不在乎 毕竟我比较没血没泪 I mean, I didn't care 'cause I don't have emotions like people do,
但其他人听到克里斯 以老二替他们取绰号后 but the other guys, after Chris came up with a nickname for them, usually based on their penises,
他们都会跑到别的房间哭 they would just walk into the other room and sob,
因为绰号会跟一辈子 because that would become their name for the rest of their life.
你为什么跑去看别人老二 Why are you seeing their penises?
是更衣间啊 不然我要看毛巾吗 It's a locker room, dude. What am I gonna do? Look at a towel?
你就盯着别人老二看 接着替他们想绰号 So you just stare at each other's dicks and come up with names for them?
对 我朋友爆筋麦斯汀 说我根本神算 Yeah. My friend Veiny McVeinerstein said I was like a gypsy,
但我是看老二 不是看手相 but with dicks instead of palms.
－我也被欺负过呀 －怎么说 - But, hey, I got bullied too. - How?
其他小孩都叫我恶霸 还说我欺负他们 By kids calling me a bully all the time, and telling me I was abusive.
害我很伤心 Hey, that hurt my feelings!
而且我们根本搞错重点 Plus, I think we're missing what's important here,
重点是伊克诺莫斯 简报做得超烂 and that's how much Economos sucks at PowerPoint.
好了 你就反省一下 对他说话的语气 Look, just think about how you talk to him, okay?
日子大不如前了 欺负人还要看人家哭当受害者 What happened to the good old days where you could just non-stop fuck with somebody without them claiming to be a victim?
但他想要猴子跟人类当朋友 其实挺可爱的 You have to admit, it was kind of sweet how he wanted that monkey and that man to be friends.
－要送实验室检查吗 －等等 - You want me to get these to the lab? - Uh, hold off a beat.
先扫描一份直接传给我 First, scan them and send them directly to me.
要怎么扫描指纹 How do we scan fingerprints?
我哪知道 用手机拍 I don't know, take a picture with your phone.
等等 可能会很模糊 我手机没有微距模式 Uh... well, it might be blurry because I don't have that new phone with the macro setting.
那就找有微距模式的人借手机 Then borrow someone's phone that has macro.
然后请对方隔空投送给我吗 And then have them AirDrop it to me?
好‥我请对方传给我 Uh, yeah, I... I will have them AirDrop it to me.
我们可能会被记过 苏菲 We could get flagged for that, Soph.
我喜欢你们的面 是米做的 I do like your people's noodles. You got that.
不像那些死意佬 都是一堆碳水化合物 Rice-based, not heavy on the carbs like the wops'.
很荣幸我发明了面 Well, I'm glad I invented them, then.
大日子 臭三八们 Fucking game day, bitches!
好了 够了 听不下去 I can't take it.
－不爱瑞典死亡金属吗 －不怎么爱 Not a fan of the Swedish metal there, - eh, Harcourt? - Not especially, no.
也可以听白蛇乐团的抒情摇滚 We could always do a Whitesnake power ballad.
－爵士乐如何 －爵士乐 - How about some jazz? - Jazz?
那我宁可听义警放闷屁 I'd rather listen to Vigilante's quiet farts back there than jazz.
我才没有 - No, I didn't!
－什么意思 －这是爵士乐 - What's that? - Jazz.
天啊 少在那边搞笑 Oh my god, get the fuck out of here, man.
不是要先有搜查令 我们才能进去调查吗 Hey, don't we need some sort of search warrant going into this place?
每当有人想正式调查蝴蝶时 - Anytime anyone officially starts to deal with the butterfly situation,
政府高层就会先扼杀行动 someone higher up in the government shuts them down.
因此官方纪录上 不会有我们这支小队 Which is why this task force doesn't officially exist.
华勒透过从其他任务中 偷挪资金来金援我们 Waller is funding us by secretly diverting funds from other operations,
所以我们也没有后援 which... leaves us on our own.
只靠我们五个人 抵挡外星人入侵 So, it's just the five of us against an alien invasion?
－还有穆恩 －我算上穆恩了 - And Murn. - Well, I was counting Murn,
没算染胡哥 他太没用了 just not Dye-Beard back there 'cause he's fucking useless.
我怎么跟你说的 Dude. What'd I say?
对不起 伊克诺莫斯 老天喔 Sorry, Economos. Geez.
真是诚意满点 感恩你 That sounded very sincere, thank you very much.
对 就是只有我们六个 Yes, it's just the six of us.
听流行金属吧 毒药乐队如何 Ooh, we could do some pop metal. Poison?
这些是男人吗 Are those men?
他们希望使用的代名词 是＂摇滚万岁＂ I believe their preferred pronoun is "long live rock,"
而你好像对优质音乐过敏 and you are sounding awful awesome-phobic.
话说回来 Uh, B.T.-dubs...
政府人员从中作梗 怎么听都很像深层政府 governmental insiders blocking your efforts sounds a lot like the deep state.
不是深层政府 It's not a deep state.
是一群蛰伏于政府的人 It's a collection of people...you know, deep within the government, who are...
他们操控‥ manipulating the...
好啦 真的像深层政府 All right, it's kind of like a deep state.
有没有河内摇滚乐团 You guys got any Hanoi Rocks up there?
你知道河内摇滚乐团 - You... know Hanoi Rocks?
－这又是谁 －史上最棒的乐团 - Who's Hanoi Rocks? Only the greatest band of all time.
他们是华丽摇滚的始祖 开创了许多经典风格 They're the original glam metal. They started it all...
皮衣 玉米须 紧身衣 leather, teased hair, spandex...
他们对文化贡献之大 盛赞的人竟然寥寥可数 Hard to believe their contributions to culture aren't more widely heralded.
国内一堆街道 以马丁路德金恩命名 I mean, so many streets in this country named after Martin Luther King Jr.,
却没有一条＂河内摇滚路＂ but not a single Hanoi Rocks Avenue.
太夸张了吧 What's up with that?
＂土二街的孩子＂ - "Lith Street Kids"?
不是 是＂十一街的孩子＂ - No, it says "11th Street Kids."
这是他们最棒的金曲 Dude, that's one of their best songs!
没错 我十四岁出国念书一年 去芬兰看他们的演唱会 Yeah. I saw them in Finland when I was 14 during a year abroad.
看完马上去刺青 Got this right after.
爽啦 那就播河内摇滚了 Fuck yeah, dude. Hanoi Rocks it is.
抱歉 阿德巴约 没得听爵士光环乐团跟肯尼吉了 Sorry, Adebayo, no Spyro Gyra or Kenny G for you.
＂格兰泰＂
真可惜 我们到了
有门干吗敲窗户 Who knocks on a window when there's a door right there?
你倒是从纳亚瑟的丛林 千里迢迢过来 Well, you've come a far way from the jungles of Nyasir.
是啊 你在那边屠杀的人可不少 Yeah... and all the people you slaughtered there.
拜托 Oh, please.
装什么清高 Like you were some angel.
我‥ I've...
从那时便改过自新了 changed since then.
华勒说你需要我帮忙 Waller said you needed my help.
有点棘手 Situation is delicate.
需要的不是你大开杀戒那套 It requires something other than your... usual sledgehammer.
这阵子我连＂小开＂ 都称不上了 穆恩 Well, these days, Murn, I'm... I'm barely ball-peen.
我会处理好 I'll take care of you.
＂奥古斯都史密斯＂
＂克里斯多福史密斯＂
要命 Fuck me.
走吧 Come on.
我们要去哪里 Where are we going?
找那些自称目击证人的人 To talk to those supposed witnesses.
刑警好 Hey... Detective.
对方拿性命威胁我们的 They made us do it! We were afraid for our lives!
艾文 你真没种 Evan, you fucking pussy!
就是他 Yeah, that's him.
－我觉得不是他 －安珀 I don't think that's the guy. Amber.
这个时候就别说谎了 Now is not the time to lie, all right?
－烦死了 －其实整体而言他人满好的 Fuck. He was a pretty nice guy, all things considered.
我们不想害到他 We didn't wanna get him in trouble.
你们抓到的那个 不是什么纳粹之类的吗 And... the one that you got in there now is some sort of Nazi, right?
指纹到底是怎么调换的 But how did somebody switch the fingerprints around?
我们真的要放白龙出去吗 So we're gonna free the damn White Dragon?
我们别无选择 若要抓他儿子就得先放他出去 We have no choice. We have to if we're gonna arrest his son.
好了 太夸张了 All right, that might be overkill.
我之前打过蝴蝶 还记得吗 I fought these butterflies before, remember?
又不确定会不会有蝴蝶 带手枪就好了 We're not even sure they're in there. Just take your pistol.
我会用手指插你 而且不用小妞妞 I finger bang you, I'm not using my pinky.
这句话太恶了 That's a disgusting phrase.
你会这样想是因为 你们女同志都不指交 You're just saying that 'cause lesbians don't finger bang.
我们指交的次数 比全世界加起来还多 We finger bang more than the rest of the world combined.
你说得对 我刚刚一瞬间 忘记女人也有手指 Okay, you're right. I just forgot women had fingers for a second, okay?
不然我们怎么抓东西 How do you think we grab things?
我不是说日常生活 是性爱 - Not in life, in sex. - Oh, so you just thought
所以女人做爱时手指会断掉 women's fingers just fell off during sex?
我不知道 我没在用脑 行吗 I don't know! I wasn't thinking, okay?
－那还用说 －新头盔有什么功能 - Clearly. - Hey, what's the new helmet for?
不准 No!
－什么 －不准带进去 What? You're not taking that in there.
我听不到 太吵了 I can't hear you! This thing's so fucking loud!
不准带那个进去 You're not bringing that.
和平使者说得对 我们要做好万全准备 Hey, I agree with Peacemaker. We can't go in there unprepared.
我们根本不确定 里面到底有没有蝴蝶 We don't even know that there are butterflies in there.
拜托啦 Oh, come on, please?
讨厌 我这辈子再也没机会 用链锯杀人了 Ah, fuck! I'm never, ever gonna kill someone with a fucking chainsaw.
不公平 It's so not fair.
根本狗屁不通 Total fucking bullshit.
该死 Fuck.
义警 你跟我一组 我们去后面检查卸货区 Vigilante, you're with me. We'll check the bays around back.
和平使者 你跟阿德巴约 去前台刺探敌情 Peacemaker, you and Adebayo question the employees in the front office, find out what you can.
干吗猜拳啊 Hey, what was ro-sham-bo for?
没事 Nothing.
－别干蠢事 －没问题 - Don't do anything stupid. - No problem.
－我来问问题 －可以 - And I'll ask the questions. - Fine by me.
你真的会冷静处理 You're definitely gonna be chill?
我很冷静 天啊 放松点 I'm fucking chill, dude. Jesus, relax.
别那么紧张 Quit freaking out.
启动透视眼 Activate X-ray vision.
你好吗 - Hey, how you doing?
好的 请问‥ - Okay. How are you?
你搞什么 What the fuck?
透视眼 我可以看到他们的脑袋 X-ray vision. I can see in their brains.
要死了 Fuck.
你都不用先跟我打暗号吗 You didn't think to give me some sort of signal?
爆头就是暗号啦 Yeah, the signal was I shot her head off.
你不是说好要冷静 You said you were gonna be chill.
我现在不冷静吗 Do I not look chill to you right now?
出了点问题 这地方到处都是蝴蝶 So, yeah, we got an issue. The place is crawling with butterflies.
要命 Holy shit.
这里有上千箱它们的食物 That shit they eat...there's literally a thousand boxes of it in here.
全国的配送中心可能就在这里 This could be the distribution hub for the whole country.
好极了 Great.
蝴蝶的数量似乎超乎我们想像 I'm also wondering if there's a whole lot more butterflies than we thought.
收到 Copy.
你看 Hey, check it out.
人我已经杀了 你不用补枪 You don't have to shoot people after I already killed them.
对 Right.
该死 Oh, shit.
仓库后面有个工厂 There's a factory behind the warehouse,
蝴蝶把我们困在‥ and some butterflies have trapped us inside of some sort of...
机房 ...computer room.
收到 我们出发 Copy. We're on our way.
万事小心 Be careful.
你朋友跟查理在一起 Your friends are with Charlie.
他们这下命不久矣 - They won't last long.
查理是谁 - Who's Charlie?
我们的守护天使 - Our guardian angel.
看来他在偷懒 - Looks like he's been slacking.
有一只‥ There's a fucking...
哈考特 有没有听到 Harcourt, do you... do you copy?
义警 Vigilante?
那边 There.
－拿着 －好 - Hold this. - Okay.
我受够慢慢来了 I'm through fucking around.
要命 这是什么东西 Shit. Yo, what the hell is that?
我在俄国炮弹上绑了手榴弹 It's a grenade I tied to a Russian tank shell.
干吗不直接丢手榴弹 Why not just the grenade?
－手榴弹一次只能杀两个人 －那这个能炸掉多少人 A grenade blows up, like, two people. How many people does this blow up?
不知道 我早上才发明的 I don't know. I invented it this morning.
什么 What?
吃我一记和平 王八蛋 Eat peace, motherfuckers!
走啊 Let's go!
哈考特 阿德巴约 其他人 Harcourt? Adebayo? Anyone?
你们还好吗 Are you... are you all right?
各位 You guys?
该死‥ Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
关闭透视眼 Deactivate X-ray vision.
提前叫我快跑会更好 "Run, Adebayo" would have been appreciated!
你认真吗 Oh, really?
炸弹都丢出去了 还要人提醒你快跑 I need to tell you to run from a fucking bomb?
猩猩 Gorilla!
糟糕 Oh, no.
可恶 Fuck!
纳命来 人类 Die, human!
伊克诺莫斯 Economos?
－你太猛了 兄弟 －我‥我是 - You fucking stud! - Yeah... yeah... yeah, I am.
我是猛男 I'm... I'm a fucking stud!
＂意外天天都有＂
＂但那天热浪来袭 比较特别＂
＂才刚进入尖峰时刻＂
＂我还不快跑＂
＂我绝不能错过公车＂
＂不然会错过这些纷纷扰扰＂
哈考特 Harcourt!
不赖吧 Not bad, huh?
是啊 是不赖 Yeah, not bad.
＂我超火热＂
＂天啊 我超火热＂
你用链锯宰了猩猩 Dude! You fucking killed a gorilla with a chainsaw!
－谁会干这种事 －你这个大猛男 - Who fucking does that? - You motherfucker!
－就是你 －下只猩猩换我 You do! Maybe next gorilla.
你这大猛男 You motherfucker!
王八蛋 你们这些贪腐的混帐 Motherfucker! You corrupt motherfuckers!
你明知道人不是我杀的 I didn't do it, and you fucking know it!
－臭婆娘 －怎么回事 - Fucking bitch! - What's going on?
他刚刚得知自己出不了狱 真是可惜了 He was just told he's not getting out of jail. - What a shame, huh?
你在说什么 - What are you talking about?
指纹检验结果出炉了 They got his fingerprint results back from the lab.
跟犯罪现场的吻合 They match the prints at the crime scene.
开什么玩笑 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
队长 这是怎么回事 Captain, what the hell is going on?
－什么 －米利队长呢 - What? - Where's Captain Miele?
市长不满意 米利处理史特豪森案的表现 Oh, the mayor wasn't pleased with her performance around the Sturphausen murder,
所以换我上任 so I'm replacing her.
我是洛克队长 Captain Locke.
好 也行 我想你可能 还不知道发生什么事 All right. Uh, okay. I'm sure you're not up to speed on what's been happening.
我已经知道了 Oh, I'm pretty much up to speed.
好 我刚刚听说 All right. Well, I just heard that the prints
奥吉史密斯的指纹重验结果 与犯罪现场吻合 for Auggie Smith were double-checked and they came back a match.
但我自己看过指纹 But I saw the prints for myself.
他说得对 并不吻合 He was right, they don't match.
－你是‥ －宋苏菲 长官 - And you are? - Sophie Song, sir.
宋刑警 你是指纹分析师吗 Detective Song, are you a forensic print analyst?
－什么 －你是不是有指纹分析专业 - What? - Do you have an expertise in analyzing fingerprints
只是大家不知道 that people here don't know about?
你是怕影响调查中立 才隐藏自己有这个专业吗 Perhaps a... forensics degree you didn't want to share with the department for fear it would give you an unfair advantage?
没有 我没有这项专业 No, I don't have any of those things.
那我实在不晓得‥ Well, then I don't see how you'd...
除此之外 两名证人 承认自己说谎 In addition to that, two witnesses admitted that they were lying,
他们指认克里斯多福史密斯 也就是和平使者 and they identified Christopher Smith, Peacemaker,
才是绑架他们的人 而非他父亲 not his father, as the man who kidnapped them.
奥古斯都史密斯 控制着雅利安组织 August Smith controls the Aryan Empire.
他们很常威胁民众更改说词吧 Would this be the first time they coerced someone into changing their testimony?
奥古斯丁史密斯是被诬陷的 我知道他不是好人‥ August Smith is being framed. I know he's a bad guy, but that...
宋刑警 我看你应该 是那种耿直的女生 Detective Song, you strike me as one of those uptight gals
拚命想证明男人比不上你吧 who pushes herself too hard to prove the men don't have one up on her.
－什么 －我们懂 - What? - We get it.
你很有实力 You're good.
你今晚请假好好休息吧 You take the rest of the night off, give yourself a well-deserved rest.
－我不需要休‥ －这不是请求 刑警 - I don't need a rest... - It wasn't a request, Detective.
－喂 －搞定了 - Hello. - It's done.
很好 Good.
还有 虽然讲起来很像在炫耀 但我真的不是要炫耀 Also, I don't mean to brag, sir, but it becomes a brag just by saying it,
我们干掉了一只猩猩 we defeated a gorilla!
严格来说是超能猩猩 Technically, I think it was a super-gorilla,
它脑袋里有只蝴蝶 since we pulled a butterfly out of its brain.
绝对是超能猩猩 No, definitely a super-gorilla.
我上次跟猩猩打架 是四年前去火人祭时 Last time I fought a gorilla was at Burning Man four years ago.
真的逊多了 This was significantly weaker.
我们推断任何生命体 都能当蝴蝶的宿主 So... we guess this means butterflies can use any life form as a host.
－吉娃娃呢 －可能会太小只 - Chihuahua? - Probably wouldn't fit.
但会很酷 Would be cool, though.
哪里酷了 为什么会很酷 That wouldn't be cool at all. Why would that be cool?
你说呢 You tell me.
不酷啊 - It wouldn't be.
那不就得了 - There's your answer.
大家表现得很好 Well, this is good work.
接下来要整理一下资讯 看看能有什么进展 We're gonna need to sort through this and see what we can find.
重要的是能否追踪到 琥珀色液体的生产地 Importantly, we want to see if we can trace where the raw amber fluid originally came from.
找出蝴蝶的粮食来源 就有可能击败它们 Finding the source of the butterflies' food may be key to defeating them.
不过这件事明天再说 But that can wait until tomorrow.
你们都应该去好好休息 You all have earned a rest.
是啊 - Yeah. - Boom.
可以吧 We cool?
可以 Yeah.
伊克诺猛男超强 干得好 Ah, the EconoGOAT killed it! - Good game.
对 但我觉得这样会更酷 - Yeah. I mean, it would've been a lot cooler
假设伊克诺莫斯冲进来叫我 接着把链锯丢给我 if Economos came in and he was like, "Hey!" And then he tossed me the chainsaw across the room,
我称赞他丢得很准 然后我杀了猩猩 and I'm like, "Solid toss, bro," and then I killed the gorilla.
－你在说什么 －我才刚说我很想用链锯杀人 What are you talking about, man? I had just said how much I wanted to kill someone with a chainsaw, like,
十五分钟前才说的 15 minutes earlier,
结果伊克诺莫斯 就拎着链锯冲进来杀猩猩 and then Economos just coincidentally comes in and kills someone with one?
我觉得他有点在针对我 I mean, it kinda seems like he was trying to fuck with me a little.
废物顶针 Fuckin' Thimble.
这样做真的好吗 苏菲 You sure this is a good idea, Soph?
那个叫洛克的新队长 不愿意做正确的决定 This new Captain, Locke, he won't do the right thing.
那随便他 管他去死 我就找他的上级 So fuck it, fuck him, I'll go over his head.
我认识这个法官 可以信任他 I know this judge. We can trust him.
他叫什么名字 - Well, what's his name?
朱蒂 - It's Judy.
怎样 - What?
朱蒂法官 他叫朱蒂 - Judge Judy? That's his name?
对啊 威尔朱蒂 是瑞士姓氏 Yeah. Judge William Judy. It's a Swiss surname.
－随你说 －他很公正 我们可以信任他 - Whatever. - He's fair. We can trust him.
你说得算罗 So you said.
还有他是我舅舅 And, also, he's my uncle.
－亲爱的 －威尔舅舅 Hey, sweetie. Hey, Uncle Will.
我们想声请搜查令 你有没有听过和平使者 We need a search warrant. You ever heard of a guy named Peacemaker?
进来说 Come on in.
＂哈考特邀请你加入 十一街的孩子群组＂
＂十一街的孩子有则新讯息＂
＂超酷＂
－义警 －天啊 - Vigilante. - Oh, man.
他爱死这个人鱼表情符号了 He loves that merman emoji.
他说这图代表开心 难过 以及所有的五味杂陈 He says it means happy, sad, and everything in between.
那这表情符号岂不就没意义了 Well, doesn't that make for a useless emoji, then?
－我也是这样讲 －真的 - Yeah, that's what I said. - Yeah.
他说这样很圆满 He says it's holistic.
真是的 Oh, fuck.
我们明天再找时间打给你 We'll call you sometime tomorrow.
明天要跑很多电脑程式 找出有用的资讯 We gotta go through a lot of computer equipment and see if we can extract something useful.
会花很久的时间 It's gonna take a while.
干吗 What?
进来喝杯饮料 Come in a minute, grab a drink.
我才不要 - I'm not gonna grab a drink.
什么意思 来啦 我想庆祝 - What do you mean? Come on! I wanna celebrate.
你是打算跟我上床 Are you gonna try to fuck me
好证明你的老二 也是女同志之类的吗 by claiming your dick's a lesbian or some shit?
老兄 那只猩猩害我老二断掉了 Dude, I think that gorilla broke my dick.
但我还是要声明 我的老二确实是女同志 But I just wanna say, my dick is a lesbian, by the way.
只是不适用于本情况 It's just not applicable in this situation.
你家不错 Nice crib you got here.
＂枪与玫瑰＂ ♪ Guns N' Roses ♪
史上最棒的专辑 Greatest albums of all time.
＂新英雄和平使者压制风筝人＂
这是你跟你哥吗 This you and your brother?
对 他叫基斯 Yeah. Keith.
这杯叫做和平列车 And this, this is a... the Peace Train.
有琴酒 香艾酒 醋 胡椒子 It is gin, vermouth, vinegar, peppercorn,
一点枫糖浆与酥油 a little maple syrup, and some yak butter.
－酥油 －艾弗格林很难买酥油 - Yak butter? Hard to find in Evergreen,
所以我换成普通的奶油 so I...had to use normal butter,
搞不好很好喝 but...For you.
天啊 Oh, my God.
要死了 Oh, God! Oh...
－你调这个什么 －没礼貌 - What the fuck, man? - That's rude.
你给我喝大便水才没礼貌 What's rude is you giving me a feces drink!
少来 哪有那么难喝 C'mon, it's not that bad.
－好喝 －要不要就‥喝啤酒 - Yum. - Do you just...have a beer?
－你跟哈考特 －对啊 - Mm, you and Harcourt? - Yeah.
天啊 克里斯 不知道耶 Hell, Chris, I don't know.
我觉得你们不太可能 Look, I doubt that you and her are a possibility,
不过也很难说 but, hey, you never know...
她喜欢我 还说我是帅哥 She digs me. She called me handsome.
－真的吗 －对啊 - She did? - Oh, yeah.
－她怎么说的 －什么意思 - How? - Hmm? What?
前后文交代一下啊 她怎么说到你是帅哥 Tell me the context, like, exactly how did she say that you were handsome?
好‥她是这样讲的 Okay. Okay, so she says...
这是她的原话 - I'm quoting here. - Okay.
＂就算长了张帅脸＂ "Just because you're handsome."
就这样 That's how she ended it?
－怎样 －你话根本没讲完 - What? - That's not even a sentence.
就是‥她说‥ Well, um...She said, uh...
＂就算长了张帅脸 你自以为能为所欲为＂ "Just because you're handsome, you think you can do whatever you want."
好 Right...
＂但你依旧是个混帐杀人犯＂ "Even though you're a piece-of-shit murderer."
这样啊 我‥ Yeah, man, I-- I...
她有天会想通的 - Maybe she'll come around.
－是吗 －对人家好一点 - Yeah? Just be nice to her.
但不要太讨好了 她应该不喜欢 But not overly nice, because she won't like that.
别讲到她的奶跟下面 And don't talk about her tits and her pussy.
那我们上床的时候要说什么 Yeah, but what about when we're fucking?
我就是在说你这样 你常常操之过急 That's what I'm talking about, you just... getting way ahead of yourself.
对 Right.
你真的不是坏人 Look, dude, you... you really aren't a bad guy.
你只是很爱装一副混帐样 把其他人拒于门外 You just use being a dick as a way to push people away,
但你若愿意短暂放下这些伪装 but if you would just take... take a second and just drop that
好好当一回自己 and be Chris Smith,
我觉得你搞不好还挺讨喜的 I think people actually might like you.
怎样 What?
从没有人这样对我说过 I just never had this before.
－什么 －现在这样 - What? - This, you...
给我建议 又很罩我 you know, giving me advice and having my back.
是啊 今天我们都很罩彼此吧 Yeah. Well, we've all had each other's back today, right?
对 Yeah.
－真的很有团队感 －没错 It's like a real team out there. Yeah.
我们是十一街的孩子 The 11th Street Kids...
这就是我们的作风 ...we roll like that.
我没想过自己‥ I just never thought I'd...
我去尿尿 I gotta take a piss.
＂和平使者的日记＂
抱歉 隔音不好 Sorry! Thin walls.
什么 没事 别担心 Oh, yeah. No-- no worries.
该死 Oh, fuck.
别忘了洗手 Don't forget to wash your hands!
我‥抱歉 宝贝 我知道你睡着了 Yeah, I, uh... I'm sorry, babe, I-- I know you're asleep,
早上的事我很抱歉 but, uh, I'm sorry about this morning.
这份工作‥ This job, it-- it--
快把我压垮了 我‥ This thing is fucking me up and I, um...
总之 我爱你 Anyway, I-- I love you.
我明天再跟你聊 And I will-- I'll talk to you tomorrow.
该死 Fuck!
怎么回来了 Why are you here?
睡不着 Couldn't sleep.
启动透视眼功能 Activate X-ray vision.
要命 什么鬼 Oh, shit. What the fuck?
穆恩先生 太狂了 你快来看‥ Yo, Mister Murn, this is crazy! You gotta check this--
要死了
玛莉丝卡哈吉泰 马力欧 Mariska Hargitay, Mario,
超级玛利欧 路易吉 耀西 碧姬公主 Super Mario. Fucking Luigi! Yoshi, the princess,
毕特 恩尼 高华 斯纳非长毛象 Bert, Ernie, Grover, Snuffleupagus,
汉堡王 奶昔大哥 麦当劳 Burger King, Grimace, Ronald McDonald,
＂布偶历险记＂ 阳台上那两个爷爷 the two old guys from the balcony in the Muppets,
吉姆莫里森 披头四随便一个团员 Jim Morrison, any one of the fucking Beatles!
皮特贝斯特 乔治卡林 - Pete Best? George Carlin.
－他死了 －丹尼葛洛佛 梅尔吉勃逊 - Dead! Danny Glover, Mel Gibson,
冰茶 冰块酷巴 香草冰 Ice-T, Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice!
猫王 猫王前妻 Elvis fucking Presley. Priscilla Presley.
赛斯梅尔如何 说到这个 杰雷诺也可以 Seth Meyers! What about Seth Meyers? Or for that matter, Jay Leno?
康纳欧布莱恩最近闲闲没事做 Conan's not really doing much right now.
好 你列的这些人 感觉大部分的确都会去坐牢 All right, most of those, you're right, could probably go to prison.
但我绝对不会栽赃亚莉安娜 But I would never put Ariana Grande in there!
她看起来太单纯了 - She looks too innocent.
可能没错 可能而已 - Possibly true! Possibly.
待续
谢谢观赏