＂我的心意摊在阳光下＂ ♪ My heart's like an open book
＂供所有人翻阅＂ For the whole world to read ♪
＂有时还写不下我满满的爱＂ ♪ Sometime nothing keeps me Together at the seams ♪
＂我正在路上‥＂ ♪ I'm on my way, I'm on my way ♪
＂回到温柔家乡＂ ♪ Home sweet home... ♪
歌很糟糕 但还是好听 It's a bitch song, but it still rocks.
－超酷的 －你比这样 -So cool. -Do this.
－意思是白人力量吗 －白人力量去死 -Is that white power? -Fuck white power.
这是恶魔的意思 摇滚不死 It's the devil. It means rock and roll forever,
跟辣妹舌吻 呼麻呼整天 and tongue kiss hot babes, and smoke pot all day!
万岁‥ -Yeah! -Yeah!
＂回到温柔家乡＂ ♪ Home sweet home... ♪
你们老爸找你们两个兔崽子过去 Your old man's ready for you two maggots.
各位混帐们 下好离手 拉高赌注 All right, motherfuckers. Let's go. Bets right here. Let's go. Let your money talk. Come on.
多少 我瞧瞧‥ What you got? All right...
上场了‥
再来‥ Keep going. Keep going. Keep going, Keith...
踢人 咬人 抓人都是犯规 No kicking, no biting, no grabbing,
还有‥ no...
管他的 取消所有规定 Ah, fuck that! No holds barred!
敲吧 Hit it.
打吧 上场 Come on. Let's go. What do you want?
别像个娘儿们 打啊 Don't be a faggot. Get in there and hit him!
－再一拳 －回击 克里斯 Go, one more shot! Come on, Chris!
你打起架活像娘儿们 You hit like a girl!
格兰泰瓶装工厂屠杀 ...the Glan Tai Bottling Plant Massacre.
知道和平使者的下落吗 Any leads on where the Peacemaker might be?
出拳 克里斯 太孬了 Come on, Chris, don't be a pussy!
太好了 Yeah.
不对劲 Whoa! Wait a second. Hey! What's goin' on? Somethin' ain't right.
－他在学蚯蚓 －是癫痫发作吧 He's doing the worm. Yeah, there's some kind of seizure.
基斯‥ Keith? Keith.
基斯‥ Keith! Keith! Keith!
我们掌握了几条线索 全国警方正全力追捕中 We have a few leads. We have every cop in the country out looking for him.
基斯‥ Keith! Keith! Keith!
你这蠢货 你杀了你哥 You dumb fuck. You killed your brother!
你害死你哥了 王八蛋 You killed your brother, you piece of shit!
你这蠢货 你害死你哥了 You dumbfuck! You killed your brother!
你杀了他 你这混帐 You killed him, you dumbfuck!
你没事吧 You okay in there?
＂第七章：恶龙别纠缠我＂
兄弟‥ Dude? Dude?
兄弟 Dude?
你没事吧 Hey, you okay in there?
该死 我们得离开了 Fuck. We gotta get the fuck out of here.
电视上那家伙 本来是我们的内应 That guy on TV, he's supposed to be the guy watching our backs.
国内所有警力早上都已接到命令 Every police station in the country has one mandate this morning.
就算不择手段 也要找出并阻止平使者‥ Find and stop the Peacemaker by whatever means necessary.
－你觉得他是小鸟吗 －小鸟 -You think he's a bird? -A bird?
－像高夫啊 －是蝴蝶 -Like Goff. -Butterfly.
蝴蝶是一种鸟 Dude, a butterfly is a type of bird.
蝴蝶不是鸟 是昆虫 A butterfly's not a bird, it's a fucking bug!
死阿德巴约 是她栽赃我的 - Fucking Adebayo! She fucked me.
－什么 －日记是她放在我家的 - What? She probably planted that diary in my trailer.
我就知道这些人信不得 I knew I couldn't trust these people.
柔道大师去哪里了 ♪ Where the fuck's Judomaster?
柔道大师本来应该在这里吗 Judomaster was supposed to be there?
算了 没空管他 Fuck it. Can't worry about it now.
－出发 －好 -Move. -All right.
把头盔位置都设定好 I've got all the Peacemaker helmets programmed in.
这些定位在警局的 一定是昨天警方没收的 These ones at the police station, they must've been confiscated yesterday.
但这些‥ But these ones...
一定在克里斯多福那儿 that's gotta be Christopher. That's him.
－日记是假的 －当然是假的 -The diary is fake? -Of course it's a fake.
我真要写日记 一定写成长篇散文 If I was gonna write a diary, it wouldn't be a diary, it'd be a fucking journal.
你写什么我都愿意拜读 Well, I would read anything you wrote, dude.
你肯定是妙笔生花 I bet you could do some bomb poetry.
你不是说你不写日记的 Dude, I thought you said you didn't write a diary.
我不写 那日记丑死了 简直像从洞里捞出来的 I didn't! Did you see that thing? It looked like it fell out of my fucking vagina.
我看起来像会花一整晚 Do I look like the type of guy to stay up all night
在日记封面上 拼贴木星跟外星人吗 collaging Jupiters and aliens and shit to put on the front of my fucking diary?
刚认识你时我觉得不像是 On first impressions, I'd have said, "No."
但现在更了解你一些 我觉得满有可能的 But after getting to know you a little bit, I gotta admit, it's definitely something I can see you doing.
好 当我没说 You know what? Fine. Fuck it.
就当我喜欢吧 我才不管别人怎么想 If I enjoyed it, I wouldn't let people's judgments hold me back.
各种拼贴我都爱 I'd collage all sorts of shit.
－很酷啊 －没错 我很酷 -Yeah, that's cool of you. -Yeah. It is fucking cool of me.
我想拼贴我们三个人 跟辣妹上床 I'd make a collage of the three of us
旁边有一群海豚 在跑车里用漏斗喝酒 fucking some chicks with a bunch of dolphins around us doing beer bongs in a Corvette.
我上床时可不想要海豚围观 你们要去哪里 I don't want a dolphin watching me fuck. -Where are you going?
趁我跟义警还没被警方抓 乾脆一不做二不休吧 -Vigilante and me might as well get this done before they find us.
做什么 What done?
－宰掉这头乳牛 －真的吗 酷喔 -Kill this fucking cow. -We are? Cool!
－要不要来 －不要 ♪ You coming? No.
鹰鹰 Eagly.
该死 天杀的 Fuck! Goddammit!
警方在克里斯多福史密斯家中 寻获许多证物 Among the many items found in the search of Christopher Smith's home
其中一样是由嫌犯手笔的日记 was a diary written by the suspect.
是你干的吧 You did it, didn't you?
华勒就是为了这件事才派你来 Waller sent you here for this express purpose.
－什么事 －把假日记放在和平使者家 -Did what? -Planted a diary in Peacemaker's trailer.
对 所以才会选和平使者加入 Yes. That's why Peacemaker was chosen in the first place.
－你要让那可怜人独自背黑锅 －他有精神疾病史 You're gonna lone-shooter the poor bastard? He has a history of instability
并相信阴谋论 同时有数度情绪暴力行为 and conspiratorial beliefs. Couple that with violent outbursts,
－他最适合当炮灰 －他是你的朋友 -he was the perfect pawn. -He was your fucking friend.
－你少咄咄逼人了 －是吗 -Maybe you should back off. -Oh yeah?
没错 打从我第一天加入 就没给我好脸色看过 Yeah. Because you've been fucking with me from the first day I got here!
也许是因为我早看出你居心不良 -Well, maybe I could sense your interior asshole.
－什么 －装得一副正人君子 -My what? Like, inside of all this nice person stuff,
内心根本是个龌龊小人 you're really just a fucking asshole!
我以为你要骂我有精神疾病 I thought you were bringing up some weird medical condition.
－我为什么要那么做 －我哪知道 Why would I bring up a medical condition? I don't know!
可能因为你感觉像是会吵架恼羞 攻击别人病史的烂人 Maybe because you seem like the kind of bitch who would pick on someone's health issues in the middle of an argument.
背叛队友的人可不是我 Well, I'm not the one who just betrayed one of our own!
好啊 面对苦苦哀求的无辜人 你开枪得倒是乾脆 Oh, okay! So it's okay to shoot an innocent man begging for his life,
－但这件事你却有意见 －他是我们的同袍 but this you have an issue with? He is a fellow soldier!
还真双标 Pretty random rule,
只有并肩作战的同袍 才值得活命吗 that the only lives that matter are the lives of the ones who fight beside us?
－没错 －这样啊 -Yes! -Well...
真是个逃避其他问题的好方法 that is an incredibly clever way of shutting yourself off from the rest of the world's problems,
但对我来说完全行不通 but for me, it doesn't work.
我根本不适合做这行 I'm not made for this shit.
我不想继续下去 我要走了 I don't wanna be here no more. So I'm leaving.
那你当初何必加入 Well, then why the fuck did you even come?
因为我失业了 Because I lost my job,
我母亲给了我这份工作 and my mother offered me this one!
－你母亲 －对 Your mother? Yes.
我哪知道最後要去打外星人 But I didn't know that I was gonna get...caught up in Mars Attacks.
我的老天啊 你妈是阿曼达华勒 Holy fuck! Your mother is Amanda Waller?
我们得马上离开 Hey. We need to get out of here.
她是华勒的女儿 She is Waller's daughter.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
每个队员我都会做背景调查 You think I wouldn't do a background check on anyone coming to work with us?
我不知道你的蝴蝶脑 是不是异於常人 I don't know how your weird butterfly brain works.
－她还‥ －用日记栽赃 我推敲出来了 -She also planted-- -Planted the diary. I figured.
实在不该这么做 She probably shouldn't have done that.
要不然至少也该等到任务完成 And if she did, she should've waited until after we'd completed the mission.
但电视上的那个人 是我们的内应 But that guy on TV, he's our man on the inside,
这代表他已经倒戈了 which means he's compromised.
由於我们异於常人的蝴蝶脑 也会接收宿主的回忆 And since our weird butterfly brains inherit human memories,
他知道我们在这里 he'll know we're here.
麻烦你们放下歧见 So drop whatever differences you two are having,
打包必要的行李 我们停车场见 pack up what you need, and meet me in the lot.
－亏我当初还信任你 －该死 -I fucking trusted you! -Fuck.
－你到底在说什么 我觉得‥ －我们每次喝酒 What are you talking about? I feel like--Man, every time we drink,
你都要聊电视剧 you talk about TV shows.
－我真是受够了 －兄弟 - I'm sick of it. - Bro...
你怎么会没看过＂神鬼尖兵＂ How have you not seen Boondock Saints?
根本经典 义警‥要死喔 It's a classic. Vigilante-- Jesus! Man!
真是吓死我了 Dude scared the shit out of me.
－是一只绿色矮妖耶 －小东西 -It's a fucking leprechaun, man. -A little dude.
天啊 长得好好笑 -Oh my God. He's hilarious-looking.
他要生气了 -Oh, he's getting mad!
＂老爱找我讨幸运符麦片＂ They're always after me Lucky Charms!
笑死 好好笑 I love it!
如果要找克里斯或鹰鹰 麻烦哔声後留言 If you have a message for Chris or Eagly, please leave it at the tone.
克里斯 我只是要确认你没事 Chris, I just wanna make sure you're okay.
我们再想办法 Let's try to figure this thing out.
快回电 Call me.
该死 Fuck!
＂来吧‥＂ -♪ Come on, come on, come on Come on ♪
＂我的心充满爱‥＂ -♪ Love is all over me Love is all over me ♪
＂你是我的唯一＂ -♪ Over me Over me, yeah ♪
＂是我的梦幻女郎＂ ♪ You are the only one Living in my fantasy... ♪
你们是不是有点太无感了 Aren't you guys being a little nonchalant about all this?
伊克诺莫斯 你的意思是摇滚也要看场合吗 Economos, are you insinuating there is a wrong time and a right time to rock?
他们在３９５号北上公路 即将经过往康特里斯路的出口 They're on 395 North, about to pass the exit to Contorinis Road.
看到了 I've got eyes.
知道了 Got it.
刚刚是怎样 What the fuck was that?
－爸 －糟糕 - Dad? - Oh, fuck.
－你在干什么 －来算陈年旧帐 What are you doing? What I should've done long ago.
好了 该走了 快起来 That's it, man. We gotta go. Come on, get up.
－别乱动 －摇滚不必看场合 Go, go, go! There's no wrong time to rock!
阿义 Vij!
－不要 －不行‥和平使者 快点走了 -No! -No, no, no. Peacemaker, we gotta go.
给我滚开 Get the fuck away from me!
现在‥ Well...
你儿子往林子里跑了 Your son went into the woods.
带路 Lead the way.
他怎么找到你的 How the fuck did he find you?
怎样 What?
该死 Fuck!
他移动速度很快 He's fast.
你把车钥匙插在车上 You left your keys in the car?
干吗 赶时间啊 What? I was rushing.
别管了 快走 Ignore it. Let's go.
我不是乱讲 I'm not kidding.
－至少有二十个女的搞一个男的 －你这混帐‥ There was at least 20 girls to one guy. You're an asshole, man. You're an asshole.
那你现在想干吗 去夜店吗 So, what do you wanna do tonight? You wanna go to the club or--
王八‥ ♪ Mother--
气合 Kiai!
开门 警察 Open up! Police!
我知道你很生气‥ Hey! I know you're pissed, but--
蹲低‥ Get down, get down, get down, get down.
他就在那边 He's right down there.
也跑太快了吧 He's running like a spaz.
走吧 Let's go.
打什么打 给我盯好了 Hit, my ass. Breathing down my neck.
浣熊超猛的 Fucking raccoons are hardcore, man.
随便抓一只野生浣熊 我看差不多就会这样吧 Wasn't exactly inconsistent with what I imagined would happen if a man just walked up and grabbed a wild raccoon.
快走 Let's go.
好了 All right.
开门 警察‥ Open up! Police! Police! Open up!
莉奥塔 哈考特 马上离开 Leota, Harcourt, go now.
有没有听到 Do you hear me?
你们可以的 You can do it.
警察 Police!
我非常荣幸能带你们出队 I'm proud to have had you on my team.
要完成任务 Finish the job!
杀掉乳牛 Kill the fucking cow!
你怎么知道乳牛的事 How do you know about the cow?
你是不可能‥ Nothing you can do will make me--
大家要加紧动作 Now we really need to hurry.
我们要把传送设备送去牧场 We need to get the teleportation equipment to the ranch.
咿诺布洛 Ik Nobe Llok?
你本可加入我们 You could've just joined us.
你杀了他 You murdered him.
要不然怎么办 The alternative was what?
他是个军人 He was a warrior.
只要他死了 他的同伴就会溃不成军 Without him, his outfit will have no chance of stopping us.
其他的不过是两个变装小丑 跟几个边缘人 Two clowns in costumes and a couple of rejects.
我们得出发了 We need to go.
该死‥ Fu... No.
没有他带队 我们该怎么办 How the fuck are we gonna do this without him?
气合 ♪ Kiai!
叮咚 臭婆娘们 Ding-dong, bitches!
挑这什么烂时机 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me right now.
就让你出这最後一拳 浑蛋 That's your last sucker punch, asshole.
边绳诱敌 蠢货 - Rope a dope, dumbshit.
什么 - What?
晕了没有 王八蛋 -You down now, motherfucker?
应该晕了 I think you got him.
他就在那里 He's right there.
该死 Fuck me.
散开 把他找出来 Fan out! Find him.
等等 我有个发现 Wait. I got something.
开门 The door!
－快点 仪表板啊 －你在干吗 -Come on! -Hey, dude, what are you doing? Right, the dash!
坐过去 Scoot.
我的屁股 你干吗啊 Ow! My asshole! What the fuck, dude?
你的臭鸟是怎样 What the fuck's wrong with your bird?
坏鹰鹰 别啄了 Bad Eagly, stop it.
－你到底在干吗 －摇滚不必看场合 There's no wrong time to rock, motherfucker.
现在就要 麻烦你看一下场合 Now is. This is the wrong time to rock.
别啄了 Stop!
他们怎么找到你们的 How did they find you guys anyway?
他在和平使者的头盔里 装了定位系统 He put a GPS tracking device in Peacemaker's helmet.
怎样 What?
可恶 - Damn it.
我不知道嘛 我以为很值钱 - I didn't know! - I thought they were expensive. - Fuck!
我尿好急 Oh, I gotta pee so fucking bad.
鹰鹰 回车上 约翰 把鹰鹰赶回车上 No, Eagly, get back in the car. John, can you get him in the car?
行 我还知道怎么照顾小鸟 Sure. I fucking babysit birds.
鹰鹰 拜托你上车 Eagly, please get in the car.
牠不听我的话 He's not listening.
你回车上揉纸袋之类的 牠会以为你有洋芋片 Get back in the car and crinkle a bag or something. He'll think you have chips.
开什么玩笑 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
谁会喂鸟吃洋芋片 Who the fuck feeds their bird chips?
要不要吃洋芋片 好吃喔 You want some chips, huh? Yum, yum!
休想 Fuck no.
－你在干吗 －他们追来了 -What are you doing? -Shh! They're here.
你干吗把裤子脱个精光 Why the fuck are your pants all the way down?
屁股碰到衣服 我会尿不出来 Well, I can't pee when clothes are touching my butt.
鹰鹰 Eagly!
我要杀了你 烂人 - I'll kill you, motherfucker!
是吗 - You think so?
四十年前上帝给我了个挑战 Forty years ago, God challenged me
一如祂当年磨练亚伯拉罕 as he did Abraham.
我当年懦弱得听不进去 But I was too weak to listen.
但我不会重蹈覆辙 But not no more!
杀了那王八蛋 白龙 - Kill that piece of shit, Dragon! - Yeah!
打从你出生那一刻 我就知道你是污秽之人 I knew you was unclean when you were born!
你杀了你哥之後更是如此 And even more so when you killed your brother.
是你害死他的 That was you!
动手 白龙 快动手 Do it, White Dragon! Do it!
从你听那恶魔的音乐开始 我就知道了 I knew when you listened to that devil music.
从你像娘儿们般刮体毛 我就知道了 I knew when you shaved your body like a woman.
从你跟血统不洁的女人上床 我就知道了 I knew when you slept with the whores of polluted blood!
甚至还有男人 And men!
更糟的是你跟巴风特恶魔联手 And even more so when you conspired with the forces of Baphomet
企图破坏美利坚合众国 against the United States of America!
现在 小子 我送你去见上帝 And now, boy, I give your life to Go--
盔甲有缝隙 There are gaps in the armor, man.
是你杀了我哥哥 You killed my brother!
是你害死基斯的 You killed Keith!
也许你说对了一件事 我的确是个烂人 And you're only right about one thing, I am a piece of shit!
因为多年来我对你唯命是从 I'm a piece of shit for listening to you for all those years!
因为我没趁你睡着时杀了你 I'm a piece of shit for not killing you in your sleep!
你打起架来活像娘儿们 You hit like a girl.
来啊 动手 你这孬种 Well, go ahead and do it, you fucking pussy.
我就知道你做不到 死基佬 I knew you couldn't do it, you faggot.
因为我控制着你 'Cause I control you.
不论我是否杀了你 Whether or not I kill you,
你永远都摆脱不了‥ you'll never be able to get the fuck away from m--
现在不太适合做脸部运动吧 Dude, this is a really weird time to do your face exercises.
我知道要勤加练习 才会像你这么棱角分明‥ I mean, I guess you don't get a totally sick, jacked face like yours without dedication, but...
他在哭 混帐 He's crying, asshole.
温柔摸摸你 Tender, nice touching.
－你这样太诡异了 －好吧 -Hey, dude, that's creepy. -Okay.
没有‥不是什么大事 No, no, nothing serious.
只是离职前要填一些资料 Just some... forms and stuff I have to fill out before I leave.
好 我也爱你 Yeah. I love you too.
我来吧 Let me.
你原本是做什么的 What was your job before this?
经营流浪狗之家 I ran a dog shelter.
天啊 - Oh, Jesus.
我们经费不足 - Yeah. We lost funding.
我妈应该算趁人之危吧 I think my mother saw an opportunity in my moment of weakness.
她一直希望我能走这行 She always wanted me to do this shit,
所以再度问我要不要替她工作 so she asked me, again, to come work for her.
说她不信任这些人 需要安插心腹 Said she needed someone on the inside of a group of people she didn't trust.
她谁都不信任 -She doesn't trust anyone.
我知道 -Hell, I know.
你跟她说穆恩的事了吗 Did you tell her about Murn?
我不知道该不该说 I couldn't decide if I was going to.
但现在也不重要了 I guess it doesn't matter now.
我看得出来你有所隐瞒 I could tell you were hiding something.
连我都知道你看得出来 I could tell you could tell.
这些事让我坐立不安 Shit made me agitated.
总之 如我所说的 我不适合走这行 Anyways... like I said, I'm not made for this shit.
我根本不该在这里 I'm not supposed to be here.
所以我才会打包行李 That's why I was packing up.
要我做什么工作都行 I just wanna do whatever job I need to
只要是非对错黑白分明 where telling right from wrong ain't advanced calculus.
真是可惜了 Well, that would be a shame.
哪里可惜 Shame, why?
因为你很适合走这行 Because you're good at the job.
还有我们需要 所有的人力来杀乳牛 And because we need every hand on deck to try to go kill this cow.
怎么杀 我们根本来不及过去 How? It's impossible. We couldn't even get there in time.
天啊 Oh God.
约翰 Hey, John.
＂汪喵兽医院＂
－还好你们赶到了 －到底是怎样 -Thank God you guys are here. -What's going on?
赫兹医生人很好替鹰鹰开刀 Dr. Hurwitz kindly stitched up Eagly,
义警不知道在发什么疯 and Vigilante's being a total freak.
他们看到我们了 和平使者跟我是通缉犯 Dude, they saw us. Peacemaker and I are wanted.
我们还能怎么办 只能杀掉兽医 护士跟男护士 What other choice do we have besides killing this veterinarian, this nurse, and this male nurse?
你说两名护士就好了 You can just say two nurses, man.
如果这样讲 人家会以为是两名女性 If I just say "nurse," I think people will imagine it as a woman.
对方就站在我们面前 是要以为什么 He's standing right there. We don't have to imagine anything.
天天当男护士不觉得怪吗 It must be weird waking up every day and being a male nurse.
你好意思 你是打杂工耶 -You're a fucking busboy.
这下可好 现在非灭口不可了 Oh, great! Now we definitely have to kill them,
你暴露了我的秘密身份 because you're giving away stuff about my secret identity.
我们一定得杀掉他们吗 Do we really have to kill these people?
不用 绑起来就好 No. We'll tie them up,
等早班的人来换班 我们早就走远了 and by the time the morning staff comes in, we'll be long gone.
－他们看到我们的脸了 －今天要是阻止不了蝴蝶 -They've seen our faces. If we can't stop the butterflies today,
有没有看到根本没差 it won't matter.
好吧 Okay.
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但不可以用布胶带捆 这样撕掉时会很痛 But we can't use duct tape. That'll hurt their skin when they try to pull it off.
－你要去哪里 －打给我老婆 - Where are you going? Just to call my wife,
跟她说我要回去了 tell her I'm on my way back.
你担心胶带撕掉会痛 So, you're compassionate about tape
却一点也不在乎残杀别人 but not brutally murdering people?
没错 Yes.
上帝 求您让我的好朋友 鹰鹰活下来 God, please bring back my best pal, Eagly.
我入狱四年间千不该万不该 把牠留在我爸的车库里 And I never should've left him in my father's garage for four years when I went to prison.
我应该找个好人来照顾牠 I should've found somebody better to take care of him.
比如那个很缺爱的丑女 Like an ugly girl who was desperate for love,
我入狱那时 她愿意为我做任何事 who would've done anything I wanted when I was locked up.
我出狱时再跟她分手就好 And, you know, I could've just broke up with her the moment I got out.
搞不好还不必跟她上床 I probably wouldn't even had to have sex with her, right?
是啦‥不应该这么过分 好歹要打个一次炮 Yeah, you know...probably just once, you know, to be nice.
刚出狱也很久没开荤 做起来其实不会这么食之无味 And probably 'cause I was getting out of prison, I'd want to anyway, it wouldn't have even been a chore.
但我太自私了 But I was selfish.
我配不上鹰鹰这个朋友 And I was a bad friend to Eagly.
除了基斯 就只有鹰鹰真心爱我 The only one besides Keith that ever loved me for real.
该死的 Oh, fuck.
求您了 上帝 Please, God...
我愿任您差遣 I'll do anything you want.
求求您‥ Just please, please...
保佑鹰鹰活下来 keep Eagly alive.
小子 Buddy?
牠今天看到我超开心 还用翅膀抱我 You know, he was so happy to see me today, he wrapped his wings around me to hug me.
－老鹰抱你 －对 -An eagle hugged you? -Oh yeah.
这绝对是鬼扯 Yeah, I call bullshit on that.
你不愿意相信世上有奇蹟 是你自己的问题 You don't want to believe in miracles, that's on you.
小莉 你在哪里 Lee, where are you?
你两个小时前就说要回来了 You said you were gonna be here two hours ago.
老婆 我刚刚看到老鹰拥抱人类 Uh, babe, I just saw an eagle hug a human.
荒谬的事怎么这么多 With everything going on, what?
－真的 －要命 - Yeah. - Fuck.
也许‥这是天意 Maybe-- maybe it's a sign.
什么天意 A sign of what?
我们得出发去杀乳牛 Hey, we should get a move on killing this cow.
你老婆怎么办 What about your wife?
她还是不爽 但她能理解 Well, she's upset. But she gets it... sort of.
－应该吧 －好 Cool. Okay,
没有穆恩 我们要怎么办 how do we do this without Murn?
我们得找另一个 值得信任的人来带队 Well, we have someone else that we can trust to lead us.
－我吗 －不是 怎么可能 -Me? -No. Fuck, no.
蝴蝶能呼吸地球的空气 喝地球的水 The butterflies breathe our air and drink our water,
却无法以地球的食物维生 but our food sources don't keep them alive.
所以只好横跨宇宙 传送一只母星的动物过来 So they had to transport a creature from their planet across the galaxy.
我们现在确定乳牛被藏在 科弗代尔牧场下的地洞 And now we know they keep it in the cavern below the barn on Coverdale ranch.
牠们从乳牛身上挤取琥珀色液体 There, they milk the beast for the amber fluid.
要阻止蝴蝶入侵 我们只要杀掉乳牛即可 To stop the butterflies, all we have to do is kill the cow.
没有乳牛 蝴蝶最多只剩几周寿命 Without it, they won't be able to stay alive for more than a couple of weeks.
问题是牠们肯定知道 我们要过去杀乳牛 However, they almost certainly know that we're on our way to do that now.
所以牠们会尽全力 赶在我们抵达之前将乳牛移走 Which means they'll do what they can to move the cow out before we get there.
怎么移走 How?
根据我跟阿德巴约听到的 牠们会使用传输装置 According to what Ads and I overheard, teleportation.
牠们应该会移去国内其他飞地 I'm guessing they can move it to one of their other enclaves around the country,
而我们就会断了线索 所有的努力都将付诸流水 which means, to us, they will be lost forever, and all of our work goes to waste.
希望我们能赶在牠们行动前抵达 Hopefully, we can make it there before they make their move.
然後我们如＂虎豹小霸王＂般 强抢掳掠 And then we go in there, and we kick ass like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
那部的主角最後被杀掉了 They get slaughtered at the end of that film.
不过是有枪声的定格画面 Bro, there's a freeze-frame and we hear a bunch of bullets.
－又不代表他们死了 －意思就是死了 - That doesn't mean they died. - Yes, it does.
怒难苟同 我觉得他们 在定格画面後闪过子弹 I don't think so. I think they jumped over those bullets right after that freeze-frame.
你这解读实在正向过头了 Well, that's an exceedingly optimistic interpretation.
－我觉得两种解读都有可能 －并没有 Both things are equally possible. No, they're not.
你解读得这么悲惨 正好显现你的个人特质 Well, whichever one you believe says a lot about your character.
显现你这人有多疯 Yeah, about how insane you are.
伊克诺莫斯 我非常喜欢这样来回辩论 Economos, I love this back-and-forth thing we have going.
虽然友谊不如我跟和平使者深刻 It's not as deep as, like, what Peacemaker and I have,
但还是酷到爆 but it's fucking cool.
不论是怎样 算我一份 Whatever the case... I'm in.
标签我也是 Hashtag MeToo.
应该吧 I guess.
没错 Yeah.
－太棒了 －出发吧 -Fuck, yeah. -Let's do this shit.
－不行 －你们给我冷静点 No. -I think you need to calm down.
你们不能跟来 -You can't come with us.
不需要更多人手吗 You sure you don't need the help?
不用 你去了马上死 -No, you'd just die.
但我们得暂借你们的车 -But we are gonna have to sequester your vehicle out there.
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总归来说他们人都满好的 Surprisingly nice people, considering.
除了穿蓝色的那个 Except for the guy in the blue.
这倒是 那家伙有够疯 Yeah, that dude's a fucking mess.
给你吃 兄弟 Here you go, buddy.
克里斯 Chris...
我只想跟你说 我知道自己做了什么好事 I just wanted to say...I know what I did.
对不起 And I'm sorry.
－我不该‥ －得了吧 我才不在乎 -I shouldn't have-- -Forget it. I don't give a fuck.
你口口声声说我们是团队 但显然并非如此 You said we were a team. That's obviously not the case.
真等不及要完成任务 我就再也不用看到你这蠢货 I just can't wait till this is all over, so I never have to see your stupid, dumb face ever again.
摇滚不必看场合 There's no wrong time to rock.
洁净自己便是亲近上帝 Cleanliness is next to godliness.
上帝知道我非常亲近祂 And God knows I'm close to Him.
见血才是真谛 Blood. That's what you wanna see.
没有搓到见血 就代表洗得不够乾净 If you're not seeing any blood, you're not scrubbing hard enough.
脚趾头要洗乾净 从脚趾一路往上洗 Clean your toes. Start at the bottom. Work your way up.
中间要多洗一下 Linger in the middle.
接着往上洗 Keep going a little higher.
摇一下屁股 Swing the hips.
擦乾身体时特别需要摇屁股 When you're drying, especially, it's important to swing the hips.
－报告到这边 谢谢各位 －这是‥ And we're finished now. Thank you very much.
谢谢各位出席 Thank you for attending.
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