我知道你现在 不想跟我说话 克里斯 I know I'm the last person that you wanna hear from right now, Chris
但我‥ and I can't...
我真的非常对不起‥ I can't apologize enough from...
我知道你很生气 但我发自内心‥ I know that you're mad, but from the bottom of my heart...
我真的很抱歉 我想‥ I really am sorry, I'm just trying to...
你刚刚说什么 What were you gonna say?
我说‥ I was saying...
我只是想道歉 I am just trying to apologize!
而我以为你是我朋友 And I just thought you were my f**king friend!
你栽赃我背黑锅 接着又要送我去吃牢饭 You set me up to take the fall, then you try to send me to prison
你以为一句道歉就没事了吗 and you think "I'm sorry" is gonna cut it?
没事 Cut it!
－老弟 早就停了 －是吗 Dude, we're off it. - We are?
你们平常杀人当吃饭 还有那个道德高度来批判我 - I'm getting so many moral judgments from people who regularly kill people.
我又不是平白无故杀人 I don't kill people for nothing, all right?
－我哥去世时 我发过誓 －对喔 发誓 - When my brother died, I made a vow. - Right, the vow.
－我只为和平杀人 －老天喔 Anyone I'd kill, I'd kill for peace. - Oh Jesus.
不会再有人像基斯一样无故丧命 - So, unlike Keith no one would ever die for no reason again.
太蠢了吧 Well, that's f**king stupid.
所以你希望以后 每个人死掉都是有意义的 So, you're gonna make it so that death isn't meaningless anymore?
去你的 Go f**k yourself.
我研读过你的档案 克里斯 I read your file, Chris.
那只是一场意外 你还小 It was an accident, you were a child.
你可以不要原谅我 Don't forgive me, that's fine.
但不要再让这件事 定义你的价值了 But stop letting that shit define who you are.
你们现在是认真讨论吗 Are you guys serious right now?
我们刚刚超猛 干掉和平使者他爸 We just had a really sick time murdering Peacemaker's dad
还发出一堆爆笑的放屁音效 then all these hilarious fart jokes
根本就经典桥段 just like an all-time classic run
有我最好的朋友 第二好的朋友鹰鹰 with my best friend my second best friend Eagly,
跟第五好的朋友阿德巴约 my fifth best friend Adebayo.
气氛都被你们毁了 And now you guys are ruining it.
＂第八章：打牛趁热＂
妈 蝴蝶的数量远超预期 Mom, there are way more butterflies than we thought
队员们都受伤了 and the whole team is injured.
我在想你能否请正义联盟来帮忙 So, I was thinking, like maybe you could call in the Justice League.
我不是开玩笑 No, I'm not kidding.
你敢相信阿曼达华勒是她妈吗 Can you believe Amanda Waller's her f**king mother?
－我信 －有时间等后援吗 - Yes. - Do we have time to wait for backup?
没有 它们要把乳牛传送走了 No, they're teleporting the creature out of here.
妈 它们要把乳牛传送走了 Mom, they're teleporting the creature out of here.
这是我们唯一的机会 This is our only chance to stop them
不然就要从头开始了 then we're back to square f**king one.
不然就要从头开始了 Then we're back to square one.
好 All right.
知道了 我会转达 All right, I will tell her.
好 我妈说你负责带队 Fine. My mom says you're in charge
伊克诺莫斯跟我压后以防万一 and Economos and I should stay back in case anything goes wrong.
收到 老妈 Copy, mom.
好的 妈 Yes, ma'am.
还要多久 How much longer is it going to be?
传送装置快要安装好上线了 The teleporter is nearly installed and functional.
一上线就把乳牛送去东部基地 As soon as it is, they'll move her to the eastern base.
动作加快 敌方随时会抵达 Quickly, please. Forces could arrive any minute,
没有乳牛 我们都死定了 and without her, we're all dead.
你妈是华勒 那你怎么会姓阿德巴约 If Waller is your mom, why is your last name Adebayo?
我跟我老婆姓 I took my wife's name.
那样你不就是夫妻的妻吗 Doesn't that make you the girl in the relationship?
我们都是妻子 亚德里安 We're both girls in the relationship, Adrian.
女同志就是女女 That's what being a lesbian is.
和平使者 Hey, Peacemaker.
这些有什么功能 What do these do?
这是海底世界 可以在水下呼吸 This is "Underwater World," allows you to breathe underwater.
好 不知道可以拿来干吗 Okay, not sure how we can use that.
这顶是全民长疥疮 This one's "Scabies For All."
启动后方圆一哩内的人 都会长疥疮 Upon activation, it gives everybody in a one-mile radius scabies
当然除了戴头盔的人 except, of course, the wearer of the helmet.
这顶是反重力 可以漂浮 This one is Anti-Gravity. Allows you to float.
－乱漂一通吗 －不是 我会拿小扇子控制方向 - Aimlessly? - No, I carry a...tiny hand fan to guide me.
这顶是音波炮 This is Sonic Boom.
我就是用这顶炸掉摇滚妹的 It's the one I used to stop the rocker chick.
充电一次会有几发音波炮 How many booms does it produce on one charge?
不知道 三四发吧 I don't know, three, maybe four?
－这个要丢掉 －是什么 - This one we should just throw away. - What is it?
人体鱼雷 Human Torpedo.
头部瞄准要炸烂的目标 然后变成‥ You aim your head at whatever you wanna destroy, and you become a...
－人体鱼雷 －好酷 - Human torpedo? - Sweet.
如果你想粉身碎骨的话当然酷 Yeah, only sweet if you wanna risk shattering every bone in your body.
－这只是原型头盔 －好 假设我想使用音波炮头盔 - That's just a prototype. - Okay, so let's say I wanna get this Sonic Boom helmet
把它放在谷仓屋顶 又不能被人发现 on to the top of that barn over there without being seen.
－只放头盔吗 －不是 - Just the helmet itself? - No.
我会在里面放对讲机 从这边启动音波炮 I'm gonna put a walkie in it and activate it from here.
你可以戴启动反重力头盔 一路漂过去 And then maybe you can put on Activate Anti-Gravity and just float it over there.
－各位 －我好像忘记带小扇子了 - Guys? - Think I forgot my tiny hand fan
但我有次在柬埔寨的丛林 拿两片超大棕榈枝暂当翅膀用 but, you know, once in the jungles of Cambodia I used two oversized palm fronds as makeshift wings...
各位 - Guys.
该死 关闭反重力‥ F**k! Deactivate Anti-Gravity...
可恶 F**k...
你刚刚是不是说了启动反重力 Did you say "Activate Anti-Gravity?"
没有‥可能有 我不知道 No. Maybe? I don't know.
这句话不能乱讲 You can't f**king say that shit!
－我哪知道随便讲就启动了 －没关系 小事而已 I didn't know it was that voice-sensitive. F**k it, no big deal,
我刚刚也没有杀掉 唯一会制作头盔的人 I didn't just kill the only man who knows how to make it.
你刚刚的确杀掉 唯一会制作头盔的人 You did just kill the only man who knows how to make it.
我知道 我这是讽刺 I know, bro! I was being sarcastic!
你要讽刺要先昭告天下啊 这样大家才不会误会 Well, if you're gonna be sarcastic you should really warn people so there's no confusion.
好 我们要怎么 把音波炮头盔放上谷仓 Okay, so how do we get the Sonic Boom helmet over to the barn?
可以从树上射一条钓鱼线过去 Well, we can shoot a fishing line over the barn from one of these trees here
再把头盔滑过去 and just let the helmet slide down.
－像绿箭侠吗 －并不是 谁要像他 - Like Green Arrow? - No, not like Green Arrow.
那人扮成紫悦公主 参加彩虹小马展 That dude goes to Brony conventions dressed as the back half of Twilight Sparkle
服装屁眼还开了个四寸大的洞 with a four-inch-wide butthole drilled in the costume.
这样可能比较好呼吸 Maybe it's so we can breathe properly?
这种鬼话你们也信 You actually believe that shit?
他能说出每个超级英雄 的离谱事迹 He has an insane story for every single superhero.
不是喔 我听说绿箭侠真会这样 No, I actually heard that's true about Green Arrow
这是他说的第一件史实 but that's the first thing he said that's real.
还有水行侠会搞鱼 And Aquaman f**king fish.
这很明显就是真的 Well, yeah, obviously.
不重要 我们也没有弓 Look, it doesn't even matter, we don't have any bows.
但我们有会飞的队员 But we do have a team member capable of flight.
不要闹了 Get the f**k out.
没错 好 听好了 That's right. Good, okay.
我要请你把这顶头盔 I need you to take that helmet...
放到那座谷仓的屋顶 and drop it on top of that barn.
老鹰不可能听得懂 No way can an eagle understand what you're saying.
鹰鹰可不是普通老鹰 Oh, Eagly's no ordinary eagle.
不行 鹰鹰 快拿走 No. Eagly, take it.
不行 鹰鹰 快把头盔拿走 No, Eagly, just take the helmet.
快拿走‥ Take it...
我知道你不喜欢她 但这事跟人很差的金发阿姨无关 I know you don't like her the mean blonde woman has nothing to do with this.
不行‥ - All right. No... - No...
－鹰鹰 快拿走头盔 －不行 快拿走头盔 - Eagly. - No. - Take the helmet. - Take the helmet.
鹰鹰 快拿走头盔‥ - Eagly, take the helmet. - Eagly, take the helmet.
鹰鹰好乖 鹰鹰好棒 Good, Eagly, good! Good boy.
鹰鹰真厉害 快飞去谷仓‥ You go, Eagly. Go for the barn...
可恶 Shit.
我就知道它根本听不懂你说话 I knew there was no way he knew what you were talking about.
和平使者近乎完美 Peacemaker is a great guy in almost every way
但他最大的弱点 就是常常高估鹰鹰的能力 but his biggest flaw is that he commonly overestimates Eagly's abilities.
它们随时会把乳牛传送走 Okay, they could be teleporting this cow at any minute.
大家散开去找头盔 We need to fan out and look for the helmet.
稳住 Easy.
有没有看到什么 Do you see anything over there?
我几秒前看到松鼠 还有蚂蚁 I saw a squirrel a couple seconds ago. Ants.
不是 我在问头盔 No, dude, I'm talking about the helmet.
讲话要讲清楚 Well, then you should be more specific.
我们就是在找头盔 我何必在乎你看到蚂蚁 We're looking for a helmet, why do I care if you saw ants?
因为生生不息 老兄 Because the circle of life, bro.
蚂蚁跟生生不息又有何关 What do ants have to do with the circle of life?
它们可是生态圈的中流砥柱 They're one of the most important parts of it.
蚂蚁为何是生态圈的中流砥柱 How are ants a more important part of the circle of life than like...
那么‥鱼呢 - fish?
－你是问认真的吗 －干吗 - Is that a serious question? What?
蚂蚁数量多到不行 鱼才几只 There are shitloads of ants. How many fish are there?
我哪知道 大概跟蚂蚁一样多 I don't know, but probably as many as there are ants.
同时同地不可能一样多 Not in one place at the same time, dude.
我对这段对话非常困惑 Okay, I am as confused as f**k by this conversation.
是吗 告诉你 我也是 - Yeah? Well, welcome to the f**king club.
烦死了 Oh, f**k.
你为什么改变主意要加入 So...why'd you change your mind and decide to come?
我看到老鹰拥抱人类 I saw an eagle hug a human,
觉得也许那是天意 so I thought maybe it was a sign.
足以让你冒生命危险 - To risk your life?
对 - Yep.
怎么不是要你快逃的天意 Why wasn't it a sign to, like, run in the opposite direction?
可恶 F**k.
我们永远找不到这顶蠢帽子了 We are never gonna find this dumb f**king hat.
你以为杀了我就能摆脱我吗 You thought you could lose me by killing me, boy?
我就是你的心魔 I'm in your head.
你可是因为我才杀人 I'm the reason you kill
也是因为我而失眠 and the reason you can't sleep at night.
我的肉身也许死去了 My body may be gone...
但我的灵魂就在这里 but the rest of me is right here,
老子哪里也不去 and I ain't going nowhere!
－你想干吗 －拿我的毒针吹箭 王八 - The f**k are you doing? - Getting my poison blowgun, f**ko!
你何不直接开枪 龟孙子 Well, why don't you just go for your piece, cumstain?
你是假的 混帐 我的枪可是真的 You're metaphorical, douchewad! My gun's real.
我不希望蝴蝶们听见枪声 I don't want the Butterflies to hear.
差点就整到你了 废物 I almost tricked you. - F**knugget!
整什么整 你这丑八怪 - You didn't trick shit you ballsack-looking f**k!
我马上就准备掏吹箭了 根本没想过要用枪 I immediately went for my blowgun I didn't think for a second about going for my gun.
满意了吗 How do you like that, huh?
感谢你愿意回来 死鬼 Thanks for coming back, ghost.
好让我再杀你一次 So I can kill you all over again.
史密斯 Smith.
你在干吗 What are you doing?
没事 Nothing.
要命 Holy shit!
我还需要你帮我个忙 I need you to do something else for me.
开什么玩笑 Are you f**king kidding me?
要把头盔放进谷仓的唯一办法 The only way for us to get the helmet inside of the barn
就是派人混进去 is by one of us going in undercover.
它们看到 我跟阿德巴约的伤会起疑 They're gonna notice Adebayo and me with these injuries.
－好 那我来 －不行 高夫知道我们的长相 Cool, I'll do it. You can't do it, man, Goff knows what we look like.
那我戴假鼻子 I'll wear a funny nose.
约翰 只能靠你了 John, you're the only one.
我根本不想来 而且这个为什么湿湿的 I don't even wanna be here. And why are these wet?
－我拿去溪里洗过了 －为何 - I washed 'em in the creek. - Why?
战士们很少分享这件事 One of the things us warriors seldom talk about
但人们死掉时经常会漏屎 is how often people shit themselves when they die.
算是光荣奋战的一个坏处 It's a touch of gray in the white cloud of kicking ass.
除了要我冒性命危险 还要穿人家拉稀的裤子吗 So, now you want me to risk my life while wearing diarrhea pants?
我又没说是拉稀 我说拉屎 Hey, nobody said anything about diarrhea, I said it was shit.
－是不是拉稀 －是 - Was it diarrhea? - Yes, it was.
约翰 你可以的 John, you can do this.
模仿它们的举止 面无表情就好 Just act like they act, don't show any expression.
－对 跟哈考特一样 －给我去吃屎 史瓦辛恶 Yeah, like Harcourt. Eat my dick, Schwarze-never.
它们是外星生物 是会讲英语吗 They're aliens, do they even speak English?
它们会接收宿主的记忆 They retain the memories of the bodies they've taken over
所以主要的沟通语言应该是英语 so they seem to primarily use English when communicating.
该死 好吧 F**k, fine.
别看好吗 Can you look away?
乐意之至 Happily.
－约翰 有没有收到 －收到 - John, do you copy? - Yes, copy.
别回头 Don't look back.
到处都是蝴蝶 这主意蠢死了 They're everywhere. This is f**king stupid.
你冷静 往谷仓前进 假装自己知道要干吗 Remain calm. Head towards the barn like you know what you're doing.
－脸部放松 －闭嘴 我知道 - Relax your face. - Shut up! I know.
一号卡车 He's not too concerned
搬上车 Just right here.
他们说还要再一台以防万一 They say we needed another one to make sure it was secure?
哪个 里程数多少 Which one, mile marker what?
－１１４ －１１‥ - 114. - 11...
可恶 F**k...
你要去哪里 Where you going?
去里面 I'm going inside.
要干吗 Why?
该死 F**k.
拿袋子进去 Because of this bag.
他在说什么鬼话 What the f**k does that mean?
好 只是想确认 Okay. Just wanted to make sure.
他居然相信 How the f**k did that work?
抱歉 我很容易呕吐反射 Oh, sorry. I have a real bad gag reflex.
该死的 没事了‥ Oh, shit, I'm good. I'm good.
给我闭嘴 Just shut the f**k up.
我做不到‥ I can't do this. - I can't do this.
约翰 你已经进去了 干得好 - John. You're already inside, you're doing great.
拜托你 里面有什么 Please. What's there?
楼梯 Stairs.
电梯 And an elevator.
电梯太吵了 走楼梯下去 An elevator's noisy, head down the stairwell.
当然了 要不你来走 Of course, you head down the f**king stairwell.
约翰 不要这么怪 正常走路 John, don't creep. You have to act normal
假装你本来就该在谷仓里 like you're supposed to be there.
头盔放在越低处越好 We just need you to place the helmet down as low as possible.
不是吧 Oh, no.
约翰 John.
约翰 有没有收到 John, you copy?
不管了 我不要再对付怪兽了‥ F**k it. No more kaijus, no more kaiju.
－管你们去死 －约翰 有没有收到 - F**k this. - John, do you copy?
我的老天爷 那到底是什么 Jesus Christ. What the...What the f**k is that?
牛你个头 根本是只毛毛虫 体型堪比帝国大厦 Cow my ass, it's a motherf**king caterpillar the size of the Empire State Building.
准备好 Get ready.
我们得马上离开这里 We need to get the f**k out of here.
可恶 F**k!
你占据的这个宿主 The man you've taken over.
他胡子为何长这样 Why did he do that to his beard?
－长哪样 －为何把胡子染得这么怪 Do what? Why did he color his beard all strange like that?
他以为这样看起来会更帅更年轻 He thought it made him look younger and more handsome.
他从来没交过女友 以为染胡子会增加桃花运 He never had a girlfriend so he thought dyeing his beard might help.
但他惰性太强 工作又忙 But he was also lazy and busy with his job...
没有固定补染 and he wouldn't dye his roots regularly.
就算补染也只用最便宜的牌子 And when he did, he used the cheapest brand
因为他薪水太低了 because he was incredibly underpaid.
最重要的是 Mostly though...
他以为不会有人注意到 he never thought anybody noticed.
直到最近 Until recently.
有个人疯狂提起这件事 When one guy said it to him all the time.
人类真的很可悲 Humans can be really pathetic.
是啊 Yeah.
好 我胡子是染的 大家早就知道了吧 Fine, I dye my beard, all right? We all know it.
我学到教训了 莱雅的确贵得有道理 I guess I learned my lesson. L'Oréal probably is worth the extra few bucks.
那家伙把这东西放在下面 That guy just put this down here!
－该死 现在启动 －启动音波‥ - F**k, do it now! Do it! - Activate Sonic...
你搞什么 What the f**k?
－这样也可以掉 －我流手汗 - How'd that even happen? - My hands are sweaty!
给我走开 No, get the f**k off me!
启动音波炮 Activate Sonic Boom!
不要 No.
等等 Wait.
－现在 －启动音波炮 - Now! - Activate Sonic Boom.
该死‥ F**k. Oh, f**k. F**k...
启动音波炮 Activate Sonic Boom.
不要 No.
启动音波炮 Activate Sonic Boom.
没电了 Well, that's it for the charges.
不要 No.
－我帮得上忙 －你留在这里 阿德 Look, I can help. We need you to stay here, Ades.
我们若出事了 你是我们唯一的希望 If something happens to us, you're the only hope.
那我算什么 The f**k am I?
有何计划 What's the plan, man?
来杀牛吧 Let's go kill a cow.
＂你真的想尝尝这滋味吗 ＂
＂来吧＂
＂出点极端的招式＂
＂通往梦想的捷径＂
＂乘着飞行器直冲星际＂
＂热血沸腾 勇往直前 耀眼到眼瞎＂
＂预备 起跑 挑好音乐 在新世界捡个胖妹＂
＂热情弹奏假吉他＂
＂撼动你的世界＂
＂开始施展魔法＂
＂你真的想尝尝这滋味吗 ＂
＂升空的终将落下＂
＂你真的想尝尝这滋味吗 ＂
＂宝贝 你快站不住脚了＂
＂看不见自己的未来＂
＂连倒影都是假的 众人皆醉你独醒＂
＂目不斜视跳起舞＂
＂给狗丢根空气骨＂
＂说你心甘情愿 采取行动＂
＂带你逃离这里 在所不惜＂
＂驱车向着落日前进＂
克里斯 去杀乳牛 我们会拖住它们 Chris! Go kill the cow, we'll hold them off here!
＂我得抛下这烂摊子＂
＂远离悲伤 寻找意义＂
＂你所需要的 正是虚线上的话外之音＂
＂别再压抑自己 大闹一场吧＂
别动我好朋友 Don't f**k with my BFF!
＂你真的想尝尝这滋味吗 ＂
＂升空的终将落下＂
＂你真的想尝尝这滋味吗 ＂
＂宝贝 你快站不住脚了＂
＂看不见自己的未来＂
＂连倒影都是假的 众人皆醉你独醒＂
＂目不斜视跳起舞＂
＂给狗丢根空气骨＂
可恶 Oh, darn it.
＂毒害你思绪＂
＂假面的魔鬼＂
＂你真的想尝尝这滋味吗 ＂
＂升空的终将落下＂
＂你真的想尝尝这滋味吗 ＂
＂宝贝 你快站不住脚了＂
＂看不见自己的未来＂
＂连倒影都是假的 众人皆醉你独醒＂
＂目不斜视跳起舞＂
＂给狗丢根空气骨＂
＂你真的想尝尝这滋味吗 ＂
＂升空的终将落下＂
＂你真的想尝尝这滋味吗 ＂
＂宝贝 你快站不住脚了＂
＂看不见自己的未来＂
＂连倒影都是假的 众人皆醉你独醒＂
＂目不斜视跳起舞＂
＂给狗丢根空气骨＂
－天啊 －发生什么事了 我看不到 - Oh, my God. - What's happening? I can't see!
哈考特倒下了 Harcourt is down.
什么 我们该怎么办 What? The f**k do we do?
等等 你要干吗 Wait, what are you doing?
阿德巴约 不可以 你会受伤 不要这样 No, Adebayo, you can't, you'll get hurt! You can't do this!
你就这么有把握吗 Hey, what makes you think you can do this?
因为我天生适合干这行 Because I'm made for this shit.
不行 该死 你会受伤 No, goddammit, you're gonna get hurt!
该死 Oh, what the f**k?
搞什么‥ What the f**k?
天啊 糟糕 Oh, my God! Oh, shit!
死定了 What the f**k?
撑着点 Stay with me.
去帮‥克里斯 Help...Chris...
我得先带你离开 I have to get you out of here.
－快去 －是要怎么帮 Go. And do what?
莉奥塔 Leota!
耶稣拜托要保佑我 好 Be with me, baby Jesus. Okay.
救救我
－高夫 －对 Goff? Yeah.
启动人体鱼雷 Activate Human Torpedo!
阿德巴约 不要 Adebayo, no!
老天 我明明说过不要用这个 Ah, Jesus, I told her not to use that one.
听我说 我不需要伤害你 Listen to me. I have no reason to hurt you.
不要打了 跟我走 Stop fighting. Follow me.
好大一头牛 Holy cow.
的确 It is.
太好了 你找到他了 Good. You found him.
我需要三个人帮忙把乳牛传送走 I need three sets of hands to teleport her away from here.
－再说一次 －看到那个开关了吗 Come again? See that switch?
我需要你去开开关 我跟洛克控制这两个机台 I need you to flip that while Locke and I work these two stations
把乳牛送去缅因州的地洞 to teleport the cow to our cavern in Maine.
－我干吗帮你 －我知道只要把事实告诉你 Why the f**k would I help you? Because I know that once I tell you the truth
一如柔道大师 你就会加入我们 like I did with Judomaster, you'll join us.
穆恩已经说出事实了 Murn told us the truth already.
你们为了统治霸权 杀害全国上下一堆无辜民众 You murdered innocent people all over the country by taking 'em over in your dipshit quest for power!
我们不是为了统治霸权 We're not doing this for power.
而是因为我们发过誓 We're doing it because we took a vow.
我们的母星已不宜居 所以我族才移民到这里 Our kind traveled here from a planet that had become unlivable.
你们的星球 有我们所需的居住环境 Your planet had the habitat we needed.
得以饮水与呼吸 Water to drink and air to breathe.
我们无法以地球的食物维生‥ Your food couldn't sustain us, but...
所以我们才带它来 That's why we brought her.
乳牛能让我们 幸存的族人活上百年 The cow would help the last of our people survive for another 100 years.
但抵达地球不久后 But, not long after we arrived
我们发现地球人 正在重蹈覆辙我族的错误 we realized the people of Earth were on the exact same trajectory as our people had been.
无视科学真相 听信民粹领导人 Ignoring science in favor of populist leaders
说这些水灾 火灾与疫病 都不是地球人自食恶果 who tell you that the floods and the fires and the disease are unrelated to your own actions.
将利益摆在生存之前 Valuing profit over survival.
将一点不便无限上纲成 迫害人身自由 Treating minor inconveniences as assault on your freedom.
因此我们发誓 要尽全力改变你们的未来 And so, we made a vow to do anything we could to change your future.
我们发誓要替你们做出正确抉择 We made a vow to make the choices for you
因为你们自己做不到 that you were incapable of making on your own
以拯救你的人民与世界 to save your people and your world
不论要牺牲多少性命都在所不惜 no matter how many lives it cost us.
穆恩不认同我们的做法 Murn disagreed with our methods.
他认为我们无权 将自身意志强加于他人 He didn't think we had the right to impose our will.
但你跟我们一样 克里斯多福史密斯 But you're one of us, Christopher Smith.
求求您 上帝 Please, God...
您要我做什么 我都愿意照办 I'll do whatever you want me to do...
只要是为了和平 for peace.
谢谢你给我食物吃 与我聊天 善待我 Thank you for feeding me and talking to me and showing me kindness.
我知道你本性为善 人格为正 I see who you are and I see your character.
我昨天试图在玻璃罐里告诉你 I tried telling you yesterday in the jar.
那个和平标志 The peace sign.
拜托你 完成你的使命 Please. Fulfill your calling.
当个真正的和平使者 Be the peacemaker.
跟我们一起拯救你们的星球 Join us in saving your planet.
你意下如何 What do you say?
启动人体鱼雷 Activate Human Torpedo.
什么 What?
抱歉了 高夫 Sorry, Goff.
什么鬼 What the...f**k?
恶心死了 Oh, f**king disgusting! F**k!
谢谢你 Thank you.
大家好吗 Hey, guys, what's up?
你们太迟了 一群废物 You're late, you f**king dickheads!
回去搞鱼啦 王八蛋 Go f**k another fish, asshole!
我真的恨死这个谣言了 I'm so f**king sick of that rumor.
那不是谣言 It's not a rumor.
去你的 贝瑞 F**k you, Barry.
推进去 Let's go.
老弟 你中弹了 一定要住院治疗 Dude, you're shot. You gotta be admitted.
我真的没事 I'm fine, seriously.
睡一觉就好了 All I need is a good nap.
你听到高夫那番话了吗 Did you hear all that stuff Goff said?
听到了 Yep.
我是不是‥ Did I just...
毁了全世界 kill the world?
也许是吧 Maybe.
也许你是给了我们选择权 Or maybe you just gave us a chance to make our own choices
而非让虫虫危机决定 instead of our bug overlords.
你为何选择不帮它们 Why did you choose not to help them?
因为你的原法西斯 自由意志主义吗 Because of your protofascist, libertarian idea of freedom?
因为一旦帮了 它们一定会伤害你们 Because I knew they'd hurt you and the others if I did.
对不起 我背叛了你 I'm sorry I betrayed you.
我知道 I know.
你要去哪里 Where you going?
做对的事情 To do the right thing.
阿德 Ades?
拜托别跟阿义说 Don't tell V, but...
但除了鹰鹰 after Eagly...
你就是我最好的朋友 you're my BFF.
＂查尔斯顿新闻台＂
＂蝴蝶计划 罪犯替政府进行危险任务＂
是的 这意味着 克里斯多福史密斯 Yes, that does mean Christopher Smith never wrote any diary.
＂天眼局干员发表声明＂ 并未写任何日记
和平使者与变装除恶英雄义警 Both the Peacemaker and the costumed crimefighter Vigilante
双双替美国政府进行卧底任务 were working in a deep-cover operation for the US Government...
任务名为蝴蝶计划 called Project: Butterfly.
任务隶属于名为 Ｘ特遣队的秘密行动 This is all part of a black ops program known as Task Force X.
派遣罪犯替美国政府 进行危险任务 Where convicted criminals are undertaking dangerous missions for the United States
以换取减刑 in exchange for time off their sentences.
此行动在美梦监狱已行之有年 It's been running for years out of Belle Reve prison
听命于‥ under the command of a...
名叫阿曼达华勒的女性 of a woman named Amanda Waller
搞屁 What the f**k?
此人正是家母 who happens to be my mother.
现在我要呼吁当局立即调查 Now, I'm calling for an immediate investigation
－此等非人道待遇的滥权行为 －史密斯先生 - into these inhumane...abuses of power... - Mr. Smith?
我听说你在外面守了好几天 I heard you've been out there for days.
＂仅限美梦监狱员工＂
可恶 快跑‥ - F**k it! - F**k it! Go...
该死 F**k!
要死了 F**k!
你要讽刺要先昭告天下啊 这样大家才不会误会 Well, if you're gonna be sarcastic you should really warn people so there's no confusion.
－什么 －比如说 - What? - For instance, like...
我现在要讽刺了 I'm about to be sarcastic, okay?
－好 －你一点都不胖 懂了吧 - Okay. - You're not fat at all. - See?
为什么大家都 对我的外表意见那么多 - Why are you all so obsessed with my physical appearance?
讽刺来罗 我完全没注意到 你的玉米片摄取量严重超标 Sarcasm. I haven't noticed you eating way more corn chips than any one human being should eat
我一点也不担心你会胖死 and I'm not worried that you're gonna die.
其实我会担心你胖死 But I am worried that you're gonna die.
谢谢关心喔 Thanks.
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