-巴里 -我是个坏人吗 -Barry. -Am I evil?
天啊 我想说 Oh my God. I mean...
当然了 我说的次数还少吗 absolutely. Do I not tell you that enough?
前情提 要
巴里
你他妈在这干嘛呢 伙计 What the fuck you doing here, man?
你他妈是不是杀了个警察 Did you kill a fuckin' cop?
-福克斯 你和我 -我可能会进监狱的 -Fuches, you and I are--Huh? No, I could go to jail.
我不想再看到你 I don't wanna see you again!
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你离开了 You left.
你想让他们得到更多 而不是更少 You wanna leave them wanting more, not less.
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那个死胖子艾斯特在耍诡计 That troll Esther is pulling fast one.
所以我们进去那里 So we get in there, we shoot her
一枪打爆她西瓜一样大的脑袋 in her crazy watermelon-sized head,
对汉克来说可是个巨大的收获啊 massive fumble turnover for Hank.
那未来呢 它会是什么样 And what of the future? What does it hold?
托马斯 弗里德曼 从你开始吧 Thomas Friedman, let's start with you.
未来的世界会是多国联盟 The future of the world is multinational alliances.
为了在新兴经济中繁荣发展 And to thrive in this new economy,
你将不得不牺牲你的一些主权 you are going to have to sacrifice some of your sovereignty.
但毋庸置疑的是 亚洲正在崛起 But make no mistake, Asia is on the rise.
胡扯 Bullshit.
谁把这傻逼弄来的 Who brought dum-dum over here?
亚洲并没有在崛起 Asia is not on rise,
因为汉克有完美的计划来阻止亚洲 because Hank has rock-solid plan to stop Asia
并且重建自然的商业秩序 and restore natural order of business.
恕我直言 我不确定你应该单枪匹马 Well, respectfully, I'm not sure that you're going to single-handedly
去阻止亚洲崛起成为全球市场力量 stop the rise of Asia as a global market force.
恕我直言 你为什么不闭上你的臭嘴呢 Well, respectfully, why don't you shut the fuck up?
当我把子弹打到她那颗巨大的脑袋里时 Because Asia will be done the second
亚洲立刻就完蛋了 I put a bullet in her massive, massive head.
你知道吗 托马斯 弗里德曼 So, you know what, Thomas Friedman?
你写的东西很烂 而且没人喜欢你 You are bad at writing, and nobody likes you.
汉克 Hank.
汉克 Hank!
哎呀 怎么了 Jeez. What's up?
克里斯托巴尔找你 出了点事情 Cristobal needs you. Something has happened.
你是说 一些不好的事吗 You mean like... like something bad?
克里斯托巴尔 怎么了 是不是艾斯特出什么事了 Cristobal, what's up? Did something happen to Esther?
我勒个去 我想不是喽 Holy shit. I guess not,
她就在这里呢 because here she is.
艾斯特和她的部下昨晚上遭到了袭击 Esther and her men were attacked last night.
在寺院吗 我瞎猜的 At the monastery? I imagine?
一个多么肮脏的家伙才会在 Wow, what a dirtbag would attack you
那么神圣的地方攻击你 而且还失败了 at a holy place and fail?
谢天谢地啊 Thankfully.
我是说 你看起来很好 还拿着思乐冰 I mean, you look great. With your Slurpee.
我猜 他没完成他的任务 I guess he, uh, didn't do his job.
或着是她的任务 Or her job...
或者可能是无人机攻击 Or maybe it was coordinated drone attack?
一个穿着露露柠檬运动服的白人男孩 A white boy, in a Lululemon tracksuit.
被他跑了 Hmm. He ran away.
汉克 有人想玩我们 Someone is trying to play with us, Hank.
有人在玩我们 Someone is playing games.
就像你跟我说的玩象棋一样 Games like the chess you showed me.
现在我得弄清楚 Now I just have to figure out
它是一个小棋子还是一个大棋子 if it is a small piece or a big piece.
或许只是个马 Maybe the horsey.
只是小马 Maybe the horsey.
汉克 我觉得她待在寺院里不安全 Hank, I don't think it is safe for her to stay at the monastery.
我请艾斯特还有她的人和我们一起留在这 I have invited Esther, and some of her men to stay here, with us.
所以你和你的人得给她们空出些房间 So you and your men will have to make some room for them.
那么 我们去住哪呢 So then, where are we supposed to stay?
阿克马尔 我们有得忙了 Akhmal, we have work to do.
我们应该去宜家吗 要不去买个地毯 Should we go to Ikea? Get area rug, maybe?
再买两张椅子 Couple beanbag chairs?
我们得杀了巴里 We have to kill Barry.
这是我第一次杀人的故事 This is the story of the first time I took a life.
我和我最好的朋友艾伯特一起执行任务 I was at an OP with my best friend, Albert.
我们发现了一些可疑活动 We had seen some suspicious activity,
艾伯特让我开枪 and Albert told me to take the shot.
我开枪了 I did.
这是我第一次有了一种目标感 And it was the first time I ever felt a sense of purpose,
团队感 a sense of community.
第一次杀人那天是我人生中最棒的一天 First time I killed someone, it was the best day of my li--
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
我操 Fuck.
你还在苦思冥想自己的作品吗 Are you struggling with your piece?
需要我帮你吗 Anything I can help with?
我只是不确定我是否想这么做 Yeah, I just don't know if I wanna do it.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
这故事很有影响力 我是说 它 It was really powerful. I mean, it was
是关于生与死本身的 literally about life and death.
我知道这是关于生和死的 但是 No, I know it's about life and death, but...
我不知道怎么说 我在那里做了很多事情 I don't know, I did a lot over there.
不仅仅是 这些东西 It wasn't all just... this stuff.
听着 我比谁都清楚 Listen, I know better than anybody
面对过去是多么可怕的事 how scary it is to confront the past.
我是说 当吉恩让我 I mean, you know, when Gene pushed me
谈论我的婚姻时 to talk about my marriage,
你看到我的样子了 完全吓傻了 You saw me, it totally freaked me out.
说实话 它 它有点疗伤的作用 Honestly, it's... it's kind of been therapeutic.
就像 我刚刚写完我最后一次 Like, okay, I just wrote the part
站在他面前然后离开他的事 where I finally stood up to him and left him.
然后我 你来看 And I--Okay.
听好了 But listen to this.
这是你最后一次把手放在我身上 山姆 You just put your hands on me for the last time, Sam.
你想掐死我吗 好啊 掐死我吧 You wanna choke me? Well, choke on this.
我他妈的要离开你 I'm fucking leaving you.
他掐你脖子了吗 He choked you?
嗯 他完全就是个人渣 Oh yeah. I mean, he was a total piece of shit.
我应该和好朋友凯特视频聊聊 I'm actually supposed to Skype with my friend Kate
就是她那天晚上陪我一块离开他的 who was there the night I left him.
你客厅的无线网信号好点 是吗 So the Wi-Fi is better in your living room, yeah?
-对 -太好了 -Yeah. -Yeah, great.
-给我煮杯咖啡吧 -好的 -Maybe you want to make me an espresso? -Yeah.
你在这吗 里奥 Leo, are you there?
-我去 你什么情况 -我懂 我懂 -Come on. What is this? -I know, I know, I know.
看起来有点像是跟踪狂 It looks a little Mark David Chapman,
但我来这是有原因的 but here's the real reason I'm here.
对上次不愉快的交谈我很抱歉 I'm so sorry about how our last conversation ended,
我想对你做些补偿 and I wanted to make it up to you,
所以给你带了点东西 so I brought you something.
快打开 Open it.
这是什么 What is this?
这是我小别墅的钥匙 我想让你拿着 That is the key to my cabin. I want you to have it.
我想把它留给家人 I want to keep it in the family.
没有任何附加条件 No strings attached.
我不需要一个度假小屋 I... don't need a vacation home.
看 这就是问题所在 No, see, there's the rub.
我并没有把它看做是度假小屋 I don't see it as a vacation home.
我把它看做一个商业机会 I see it as a business opportunity
一个你和我一起工作 where you and I work together,
并且让我们更亲近的机会 and it can really bring us closer.
你可以随意装修 炫耀 还可以租出去 You can maintain it, you can show it, you can rent it.
你是想让我给你看门吗 You want me to be your groundskeeper?
我觉得更像是个老板助理 I like to think of it more as assistant to the owner.
好吧 Okay.
-很明显我不能给你工资 -爸 爸 -Now, I can't give you a wage, obviously. -Dad, Dad!
但是我们都可以从中获益 But we can share the proceeds.
爸 我不想要你女朋友被谋杀的小屋 Dad, I don't want the cabin where your girlfriend was murdered.
这让人恶心 That's sick!
求求你赶紧走吧 Just please--just please go away.
求求你了 爸 拜托 拜托 Please, Dad. Please, please.
别再找我了 Please leave me alone.
马克现在是海登的棒球教练 So Mark is Hayden's baseball coach,
他有点太严厉了 and he's taking it so damn seriously.
几乎是把所有怒气都撒到海登身上了 He's kind of taking out all of his aggression on Hayden
你还记不记得高中的时候 even though he wasn't even a good baseball player
他自己也不是个好的棒球手 if you remember in high school.
是啊 他太烂了 No, he was shit.
哦 他现在喜欢上嚼烟草 Oh, and he's chewing tobacco now
真可恶 我快恶心死了 which is so vile. I'm dying.
-但还是替我问个好 -我会的 -Tell him I say hi, though. -I will.
我现在开始写东西了 Um, okay, so I started writing.
现在每个人都给自己写戏 所以 I mean, everybody writes their own material these days, so...
我决定写关于山姆的事 Um, and I decided I'm gonna write a scene about Sam.
好吧 Okay.
-为什么呢 -尤其是我离开的那晚上 -Why? -I mean specifically about the night that I left.
所以你还记得那个晚上吗 So do you remember that night?
很不幸 那个晚上让我刻骨难忘啊 Yeah, unfortunately I remember that night really well.
我知道 很抱歉我们从来都没谈过这个 Yeah, I know. Sorry that we never really, like, talked about it.
但这事真的很重要 Um, but this is really important.
是为表演班准备的 我只是 It's for this acting class, and I just, I...
我想知道关于那晚上的事你还记得什么 I need to know like what you remember about that last night.
我记得你是大半夜过来的 I remember that you came over in the middle of the night,
你的脖子上有一道勒痕 and you had the welts on your neck.
你当时看起来糟透了 And you were a mess.
你说你之前有一次 You said that you had been at the Rooster earlier,
和肯 辛格尔顿在罗斯特那跳舞 dancing with Ken Singleton,
然后山姆突然想到了这件事 and then Sam flipped out about it.
所以当你回家的时候 他打了你一顿 Yeah. So then when you got home, he beat you up.
所以我们决定你必须离开那里 So we decided that you needed to get out of there.
然后我们去了你住的地方 And we headed over to your place,
我还拿了棒球棒 以防万一能用到 and I grabbed a baseball bat, like that's gonna do any good.
我们到了那里 他像往常一样晕在地上 And when we got there, he was passed out on the floor as usual.
我们就直接拿了你的一大堆东西 So we just grabbed a whole bunch of your stuff,
把它扔到车里 你就走了 we just threw it in the car, and you took off.
对 但那是在我叫他滚蛋之后 Yeah, right, but that was after I told him to fuck off.
我不 我不记得有这个 Oh. I don't... I don't really remember that.
不 我说 你个孬种 你想掐死我吗 No, I said--I said, "You wanna choke me, you coward?
来啊 掐死我吧 我要走了 Well, choke on this. I'm out of here."
我当时跟你说过 I told you this at the time.
好吧 那是很久之前的事情了 Well, it was a long time ago.
-那还是个疯狂的夜晚 -没错 -And... and it was a crazy night. -Yeah.
我们不应该谈这个的 And... We shouldn't talk about that.
我们应该谈一些 We should talk about all the good things
-你身上发生的那些开心事 -是啊 -that are happening for you. -Yeah.
马克我俩看了你扮演的外星人妈妈 Mark and I, we watched you when you played the alien mom.
天哪 那妆画得太吓人了 Oh God, how crazy was that makeup?
太棒了那个 That was so good.
你们看过我演的另一出戏吗 Did you guys see this other show I did?
叫做《庞贝在燃烧》 It was called Pompeii's Burning.
没有 我应该没看过那个 No, I don't think I've seen that. I--
老实说 我一直忙着照看孩子 To be honest, I'm so busy with the kids,
-我实在是没有太多时间去看 -哦 也是 -I don't really have time to watch much. -Oh, right.
除了《实习医生格蕾》 《卡戴珊姐妹》 Except for Grey's Anatomy, Kardashians,
我看完了《绝望主妇》《我们这一天》 all the Desperate Housewives, This Is Us,
《舞魅天下》 《美国之声》 So You Think You Can Dance?, The Voice.
我喜欢《错位青春》 I love the Switched at Birth.
我喜欢那部有孩子和家人的剧 I like that one with the family with all the kids.
那是一部好剧 That's a good one.
我要讲的不是我第一次杀人 This is not the story of the first time I took a life,
而是我第一次救人 but the first time I saved a life.
那是我的第二次参与行动 It was my second deployment.
我们当时在库伦加尔山谷 We were in the Korengal Valley.
一个村民的驴被杀了 A villager's donkey had been killed,
艾伯特和我正试图解决这件事 and Albert and I were trying to settle
想找出是谁下的手 a dispute over who was responsible.
好了 你们谁对驴开过枪 Okay, anybody here shoot a donkey?
好吧 我也觉得不可能会有 Right, I didn't think so.
听着 我知道你为你的驴感到难过 Look, I understand that you're upset about your donkey,
但不是我们下的手 but no one here shot it,
所以我们是不可能为这事而补偿你的 so we're not gonna compensate you for it.
说话 跟我说说 他能跟我说一下吗 Talk to me, talk to me. He can talk to me.
-他说上帝在看着你 -上帝在看着我 -He said God is watching you. -God is watching me?
好吧 那上帝该知道我 Well, then God knows that I...
救护兵 Corpsman
救护兵 Corpsman!
救护兵 侧翼 Corpsman, flank!
救护兵 Corpsman!
你看见他们了吗 Do you see 'em?!
-不 艾伯特 -盯好10点钟方向 -No. No, Albert! -Watch your ten!
注意你的4至5点钟方向 Watch your four to five!
嘿 你 Hey, you!
不 不 不 不行 No, no, no, no, no...
他妈的 Fuck.
-你他妈怎么没射中 -我不知道怎么开枪 -How the fuck did you miss? -I don't know how to shoot gun!
嘿 你自己知道不会开枪 Hey, you know this about yourself,
那为什么我叫你来杀巴里 你还答应了 yet when I ask you to come kill Barry, you say okay?
汉克 是风吹导致我的 Hank, there is a power dynamic here which prevents me...
趴下 Get down!
-发生什么了 -我中弹了 -What happened? -I got fucking shot!
该死 噢 他妈的我的胳膊 Shit. Ow, my fucking arm!
啊 疼死我了 Aah! It's so painful!
我没事就跟维尔摩 瓦尔德拉玛一起读书 I did a table read with Wilmer Valderrama.
美国演员
你知道他的 他很风趣 You know him. He's a lot of fun.
他真的很让人 放松 He's really... loose.
-演菲兹的那个人吗 -是的 就是菲兹 -是的 -Fez? - Yeah! Yeah, Fez! -Yeah.
好了 阿克马尔 你必须完成你的任务 Okay, Akhmal, you got to get your shit together,
站在这里 然后朝他开枪 just stand up there, and shoot him.
-好吗 相信自己 -草泥马 我刚刚中弹了 -Okay? Believe in yourself! -Fuck you! I... I just got shot!
是吗 我也中过弹 你健忘啊 Well, I got shot too, remember?
巴里精确地打中了我的同一只手臂 Barry shot me like precisely in same arm.
还是同一个位置 哇哦 他太厉害了 Oh, same spot! Wow, he's so good!
好吧 我可没有哭哭唧唧的 振作点 All right, but I wasn't a baby about it, was I? Come on!
站起来 汉克 站起来 Get up, Hank. Get up.
你个该死的呆瓜 You fucking nuts?
你们居然朝我开枪 他妈的我女朋友还在里面 Taking shots at me? My fucking girlfriend's in there!
你搞砸了我们的计划 You fucked our plan.
反正我死定了 你知道吗 I'm dead man anyway, so you know what?
动手吧 Just do it.
动手 Do it.
操 Fuck!
-我的天呐 -他妈的 -Oh my God! -Fuck!
天呐 这也太可怕了 Oh my God, that was so scary!
真的太可怕了 That was really scary.
-汉克 听我说 我们不能 -哦 不好 -Hank, listen to me. We can't... -Oh, no.
振作点 伙计 汉克 Come on, man. Hank.
天呐 Oh my God.
我的神啊 Oh my God!
我吐了 I vomited.
对不起 伙计 对不起 I'm sorry. Oh man, I'm so sorry.
-好了 听着 -这太恶心了 -All right, listen. -That was so gross.
我不能再为你工作了 好吗 I can't work for you anymore, all right?
你得重新找个人 You gotta find someone else.
-好吧 那你认识其它的杀手吗 -不认识 -Well, do you know any other assassins? -No.
那你要让我干什么 Well, what do you want me to do?
去《疾速追杀》主题酒店找人吗 Go to John Wick Assassin Hotel
大摇大摆的说我要找个杀手吗 为什么 with help wanted sign? I mean what?
你那里不是有杀手吗 伙计 You got good guys right here, man.
天呐 我的人太逊了 你知道的 Oh my God, my guys suck balls! You know it!
特别是这个操他妈的白痴 Especially this motherfucker right here!
如果我是白痴 你就是白痴之王 If I suck balls, you are king of Suck Balls Mountain!
哦 他妈的给我闭嘴 Oh, shut the fuck up!
-操你 -闭嘴 -Fuck you! -Shut up.
听着 如果 呃 Look, what if, uh...
如果我来训练你的人呢 What if I train your guys?
他们已经有健身教练了 好像有三个 They already have physical trainer. They have like three.
不是健身房那种 我是说... Not at a gym. I'm talking about...
我可是一名海军陆战队士兵 好吧 I'm a Marine, all right?
我可以教他们怎么射击 格斗技巧 I can teach them how to shoot, combat skills.
这样我就没必要再杀人 欠你的就还清了 I don't have to kill anymore, debt paid.
你要给我一支军队吗 You give me army?
你能在一夜之间把南瓜变成灰姑娘的马车吗 You turn these pumpkins into Cinderellas overnight, huh?
那我们就能控制缅甸那帮人 We could take over Burmese mafia,
和克里斯托巴尔五五分成 go back to fifty-fifty with Cristobal.
或者你也可以全部占为己有 Or you could just take the whole thing for yourself.
和克里斯托巴尔五五分成 这听起来太爽了 Fifty-fifty with Cristobal. I like the sound of that.
听着 我需要你帮我弄一些装备 行吗 Look, I need some gear from you, all right?
我会给你发一张我将会有用的物品清单 I'll send you a list of things I'm gonna need
如果我们要这么干的话 好吧 if we're gonna do this, all right?
并且我们得去远一点的地方 And we've gotta go out someplace far.
像沙漠或者一些 你在干什么 Like the desert or some... what are you doing?
五五分成 Fifty-fifty...
汉克 Hank.
和克里斯托巴尔 ...with Cristobal.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
振作点 起来 Come on, get up!
我们不能通电话 We can't talk to each other on the phone.
和克里斯托巴尔五五分成 Fifty-fifty with Cristobal!
-人们在看着我们呢 -和克里斯托巴尔五五分成 - People are looking at us. -Fifty-fifty with Cristobal!
-巴里还将会给我训练一支军队 -汉克 汉克 停下 -And Barry's training me an army! -Hank. Hank! Stop!
天呐 Oh my God!
实在是有点紧张 That was intense.
我刚刚和朋友凯特在电话里 Yeah, I was just on the phone with my friend Kate
花了一小时回忆了没记清的往事 for like an hour rehashing some really difficult memories.
知道吗 这非常有用 去和一个 Wait, it was super helpful, though, to talk someone
真正存在的人说话 你知道的 who was actually there, you know,
就像是一个真实性检验 just to get like a reality check.
太好了 That's great.
我觉得如果我要讲这个故事 我就得 I feel like if I'm gonna tell this story, I just...
我必须百分之百投入 你知道吗 I have to do it a hundred percent honestly, you know?
而且她和我想起来的事情基本上是一模一样的 And she basically remembers it exactly the same way I do.
真好 Good.
-你看起来有点紧张 -是吗 -Aw, you seem tense. -Yeah?
是啊 别担心 你看 这只是编剧方面的灵感缺失 Yeah, don't worry. Look, it's just a bit of writer's block.
好吗 每个人都会遇到的 Okay? It happens to everybody.
你能找谁练练你的戏份吗 Who can you talk to to help with your story?
要不找你之前带到纳塔莉聚会上那些海军 What about the Marines that you brought to Natalie's party?
-我基本不和他们联系了 -好吧 - They don't really talk anymore. -Oh.
但总有能和你聊天的人 Well, there has to be someone you can talk to
聊聊你的经历 about what you went through.
你听我说 巴里 你这个蠢货 You listen to me, Barry, you dumb fuck!
我要你亲口承认 你杀了珍妮丝 莫斯警探 I want you to admit it, You killed Detective Janice Moss.
-不 我没有 -有 就是你 -No, I didn't. -Yes, you did.
不 不是我 你个小杂碎 No, I didn't, you little piece of shit.
-非得这样骂我吗 -没错 再来一遍 -Is that necessary? -Just go. Just do it again.
好吧 Okay!
巴里 我知道你杀了珍妮丝 莫斯警探 Barry, I know you killed Detective Janice Moss.
-你怎么知道 -因为我在那里 -How? -Because I was there.
-你在现场吗 -没有 -You were? -No.
我觉得他知道你不在 Well, I think he would know that.
我们知道解他知不知道 We don't know what he knows.
为什么不能直接让我去和他谈 Why don't you just let me go talk to him, huh?
是我锻造了他的思维 你觉得我不能把话套出来吗吗 I built this guy's mind. You don't think I can tear it apart?
只要给我5分钟的时间 Just give me five minutes with him!
我手里面可有他的把柄呢 I'll have him shitting in my hand.
什么 What? Wha...?
你最好办事办成 否则我得去坐牢 You better make it work. Or I'll go to jail.
-是的 -坐牢 -好的 我听见了 -Yeah. -Jail. -Okay. I hear you.
这他妈是什么地方 What the fuck is this place?
这是一个成人礼商店 我买给老婆的 This is a quinceañera store which I bought for my wife,
就是那个后来离开我的人 who then left me.
所以她不再是我老婆了 对吧 So she's not my wife anymore, is she?
谢谢你哪壶不开提哪壶 Thanks for bringing that up.
这些礼品的东西 This quinceañera stuff,
对年轻的女士来说真是意义重大 it's a really big deal for these young ladies.
就像一个女性的成人礼 Sort of like a female bar mitzvah.
好了 听着 你们这些小丑 All right, listen up, you clowns.
开个玩笑 你们看起来很好 I'm just kidding. You guys look great.
我们今天将非常幸运的开始新的项目 So, we are super lucky today to begin exciting new project,
学习所有的战斗方式 learning all styles of combat
我找来了一个非常有能力的特别嘉宾这里 from our very skilled special guest.
他是我最好的朋友 也就是你们的老师 巴里 He's your teacher, and he's my best freind, Barry.
在开始之前 有人要问什么问题吗 Before we get started, does anybody have any questions?
你在美国是最有天赋的杀手 Is it true you are the most gifted assassin
这是真的吗 in all of America?
不 我不是全美国最有天赋的杀手 No, I'm not the most gifted assassin in all of America.
他太谦虚了 他是杀手中的飞人乔丹 He is being modest. He is Air Jordan of assassins.
能跟你学习我们都很高兴 We're all very excited to be learning from you.
我们今天练习射击吗 Will we be shooting guns today?
是的 Yeah...
等等 你们有多少人能说英语 Wait, how many of you guys speak English?
好的 退下吧 Okay, bounce.
快点 让开 过去 Come on, bounce. Get out.
就这样 去休息一下 走开 Go on, take a break. Walk.
病了能帮忙去店里 替我班吗
可以
哦 兄弟 Oh, man!
这些家伙看起来可真像海豹六队 These guys are like a Seal Team Six, huh?
也许还不止这个 Maybe even like seven and a half!
天生就是杀手 不是吗 Natural born killers, huh?
说真的 他们还得多久才能像一支真正的军队 For reals though, how long until they become like actual army?
比如2小时 或者3小时 You know, like two, three hours?
汉克 我没法挥一挥魔棒 Hank, I can't magically wave a wand
然后把他们变成一支军队 他们太烂了 and make these guys an army. Their skill set sucks.
好吧 你知道要是索尼和雪儿会怎么说吗 Well, you know what Sonny and Cher would say,
70年代美国的一对夫妻演员
你来决定 宝贝 that's on you, babe.
来吧 让我们开始真正的训练吧 So come on, let's kick up the training a notch.
怎么样 What do you think?
哇哦 Whoa.
天呐 梅尔贝克 Holy shit, Mayrbeck.
你可真像安妮 奥克利 You're like regular Annie Oakley.
美国史上出色女射击手
太棒了 Nice!
安妮 奥克利 Annie Oakley.
嘿 老大 你看到了吗 Hey, boss! Did you see?
做的不错 伙计 Good job, man!
信息大意 莎莎: 那个军队傻大个要替班我了 今天嗨起来 操 我应该发给纳塔莉的
抱歉 我们关门了 Sorry, we're closed.
所以你现在是靠这个赚钱吗 So this is how you're earning a buck now, huh?
买运动背心吗 你他妈到底怎么了 Selling sports bras? What the fuck happened to you?
福克斯 听着 Fuches, listen...
不 你听着 你这不知好歹的废物 No, you listen to me, you ungrateful piece of shit. I...
我很高兴你能来 I'm really glad you're here.
真的吗 Really?
库伦加尔 伙计 你真的想好好谈谈 Korengal, man? You really wanna talk about
在库伦加尔发生的事情吗 为什么 what happened in Korengal? Why?
他们想让我谈谈第一次参战的事 Well, they wanted me to talk about my first confirmed,
所以我想说点正面的事情 and I want to do something more positive.
所以我想讲一下那次我救下艾伯特的故事 So I was gonna talk about when I saved Albert,
-但是那个故事 -那个故事后面烂透了 -but that story... -That story gets fucked up really fast.
-是啊 -那差不多就是你能讲出的最烂的故事了 -Yeah. -That's literally the worst story you could tell.
我们做了那么多 就是为了忘掉那件事 I mean, after everything we did to make that go away,
你现在想高谈阔论这件事吗 you want to start fucking blab about that?
-好吧 但是他们建议我实话实说 所以我 -什么实话实说 -Well, it has to be honest. That's why... -Honest?
-对啊 -你在开玩笑吧 -Yeah. -Are you kidding me?
如果你给你那些表演课的同学 You start telling the truth about Korengal
讲了在库伦加尔发生的事情 to those little acting buddies of yours,
他们不会再以同样的眼光看待你 and they are never gonna look at you the same way again.
得了吧 伙计 你要进军演艺圈 Come on, man. You're in show business.
他们不需要实话实说 他们需要的是节目效果 They don't want honest, they want entertainment.
我是说 天啊 你真的觉得《勇敢的心》 I mean, Jesus, you think that the real guy
里的那个人在真实生活中发表演讲了吗 没有 did that speech in Braveheart ? No!
他尝试演讲 但最终害死了他自己 你知道吗 No, he went and got himself killed, you know?
那是发生的事实 但不能算是故事 But that's not a story, that's a situation.
所以电影里要让他做了演讲 你知道的 So you gotta have him do the speech, you know,
这样别人才会说 他死前做出了些贡献 so everybody can say, "Oh, he died for something."
嘿 Hey.
你到底怎么了 伙计 怎么了 What's the matter with you, man? What?
没什么 只是 这 Nothing. It's just, this is...
我 I...
我没有一位挚友 你知道吗 I don't have this, you know?
课上的每个人 都有位挚友 Everyone in class, they have this.
就好比说萨利 她有这么一位朋友 It's like, Sally, she has a friend that, you know,
她可以想她诉说她的故事 你理解吗 she told her story to, and, you know,
这么做很有帮助 it was really helpful she said,
因为有在乎她的人陪着她 because it was someone who was there.
说的对 Yeah.
就像是一位挚友 Kind of someone who cared.
我也弄不清 我不能随随便便找个人就谈我经历过的破事 I don't know, I just can't talk about this shit with anybody...
闭嘴吧 伙计 Just shut up, man.
只是 你知道的 Just, you know...
我想你了 伙计 I missed you, man.
我确实是 听起来可能很奇怪 让我们聊点别的吧 I did. I know that sounds... We can talk about other shit.
我他妈想死你了 I fucking miss you so much.
好吧 过来抱一个 Oh, okay. Get in here.
你不知道我他妈想死你了吗 You don't think I fucking missed you?
-没事 你还有我 我还在 -嗯好 -You're my boy. I got you. -Yeah.
-我是爱你的 伙计 -多谢了 福克斯 -I love you, man. -Thanks, Fuches.
-我真的想死你了 -我也想你了 老兄 -I really miss you, man. -I miss you, too, man.
好吧 这才是我真正要演的故事 Okay, so this is the true story
那个改变我人生瞬间的故事 of the moment that changed my life.
我们在库伦加尔山谷巡逻 We were on patrol in the Korengal Valley.
艾伯特面部被子弹击中 Albert had been shot in the face,
我正在对他施救 and I was giving him first aid.
然后突然发生了一件趣事 And then something interesting happened.
巴里 我们需要抛下她 我们该撤退了 Barry, we've gotta leave him! We've gotta go!
撤退 Go?
什么撤退 Go?!
好好听着 Listen to me.
逃避 只能短暂谋生 Run and live, at least for a while.
你们多年以后早晚会死在病床上 And dying in your beds many years from now,
难道你不想 用病床上的日子 would you be willing to trade all the days,
来换取今天这个日子 from this day to that,
只需要换取一个机会 for one chance, just one chance,
回到战场 告诉我们的敌人 to come back here and tell our enemies...
他们也许可以夺走我们的生命 但他们永远不可能夺走 ...that they may take our lives, but they will never take
-我们的自由 -等等 -our freedom... -Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-怎么了 -这是《勇敢的心》的片段吧 -Yeah? -That's Braveheart .
-不 不是 -一定是《勇敢的心》 -No, it's not. -That's definitely Braveheart .
肯定是 因为我追那电影好几个月 I know this, 'cause I chased that movie for months.
-啥 -我就知道我听过刚才那段话 -Huh? -I know I knew that from somewhere.
不 不可能 你没有 No. No, you don't.
-我在阿富汗说的那些话 -老兄 那肯定是《勇敢的心》 -I said that in Afghanistan. -Dude, that was definitely Braveheart .
-那算是我最喜欢的电影了 -我 -That's like my favorite movie. -I said...
你原本的那个故事呢 Where is the sheep-fucker story?
你是怎么扯偏那个故事的 How do you go away from that?
我只是突然来了灵感想表演点有节目效果的东西 I just I wanna do something inspirational and entertaining.
所以你就打算抄袭梅尔 吉布森吗 So you thought you would plagiarize Mel Gibson.
梅尔 吉布森 主演了《勇敢的心》 疑似讨厌犹太人
我可是犹太人啊 搞什么鬼 巴里 I'm Jewish! What the fuck, Barry?
你处于战争之中 You were in a war,
你就站在那里自说自话 and you give us pitzy-caca.
你要与你与生俱来的黑暗面产生互动 You have got to get in touch with your inherent darkness.
-不是与生俱来的 -相信我 就是与生俱来 -It's not inherent. -Trust me, that is exactly what it is,
而且还很黑暗 and it is dark.
你需要把那黑暗面注入到你的作品之中 And you better funnel it into your work,
或者你就走那扇门离开吧 or there is the damn door.
好吧 这样吧 我有了一个点子 Okay, you know what? I've got an idea.
-萨利 -怎么了 -Sally... -Yes?
你确定好要演你前任的人了吗 Have you settled on someone to play your ex?
-确定好了 尼克来演 -呦 -Yeah, uh, Nick's doing it. -Yo.
真的确定了吗 Is that firm?
-确定了 -我不知道 -Yes, yes. -I don't know.
那好 巴里来演你的前任 就这么确定了 下一个 Okay, Barry's gonna play your ex. Settled. Next.
大不了我就演单身狗 我都演了22年了 Don't think I can play straight? I played straight for 22 damn years,
好吗 okay?
好吧 All right, um...
你确定你能接受这样吗 Are you sure you're comfortable with this?
我的天 当然了 巴里 你压根不像山姆 Oh my God, totally. Barry, you're nothing like Sam like at all.
我甚至更想让你来演 If anything, I'm more comfortable with you doing it.
这也能很好的锻炼一下你 Hey, this is a really good stretch for you.
尝试表现出愤怒 你明白吗 Try to access some rage, you know?
好吗 Okay?
-你想从哪里开始演 -抱歉 回到正题 第二页上边 -Where do you want me to start? -Oh, sorry. Top of two.
你为什么和那个男的跳舞 Why were you dancing with that guy?
肯吗 Ken?
他只是个朋友 山姆 He's just a friend, Sam.
我不管 我不喜欢这样 让我很丢脸 I don't care, I don't like it. It was embarrassing.
你看起来就像是个妓女 You look like a whore.
能再试一遍吗 Can you try it again
妓女那个词用点力对我说 and just like really nail me with the word "whore"?
就是怒气冲冲 明白吗 Really just come at me, you know?
好的 Okay.
我不管 我不喜欢这样 让我很丢脸 I don't care, I don't like it. It was embarrassing.
-你看起来就像是个妓女 -山姆 -You looked like a whore. -Sam...
-别傻了 -你他妈的别叫我傻 -don't be an idiot. -Don't call me a fucking idiot.
-对不起 我做不到 -为什么 -I'm sorry, I don't think I can do this. -Why?
上面说我掐了她 说我要掐你脖子 This says I choke her. It says I choke you.
我不认为我能做到 我不认为我会掐你脖子 I don't know if I can do that. I don't think I can choke you.
这太暖了 巴里 Oh, that's really sweet, Barry,
但我都做过打斗戏好几年了 没事的 but I've done like years of stage combat. It's fine.
你知道吗 确实是很暖 You know what? That is so sweet,
但为了能够演这出戏 but what you need to do if you're gonna be in the scene,
你只需要假装演戏就好 is you need to act.
我要看到你在演戏 I need to see you acting.
没错 如果你不掐我 Yeah, if you don't choke me,
那我怎么接下面的台词 then it doesn't make sense when I say,
你想要掐死我吗 你个渣渣 那你听好了 "You wanna choke me, you coward? Well, choke on this.
他妈的我要离开你了 所以 I'm fucking leaving you!" So...
好了 开始吧 All right, action!
没事的 嘿 你能做到的 Okay. Hey, you can do it.
-你为什么和那个男的跳舞 -肯吗 -Why were you dancing with that guy? -Ken?
他只是个朋友 山姆 He's just a friend, Sam.
我不管 我不喜欢这样 让我很丢脸 I don't care, I don't like it. It was embarrassing.
-你看起来就像是个妓女 -山姆 -You look like a whore. -Sam...
-别傻了 -你他妈的别叫我傻 -don't be an idiot. -Don't call me a fucking idiot!
山姆 Sam...
别傻了 Don't be an idiot!
快点啊 嘿 Come on. Hey.
快点啊 巴里 动手吧 Come on. Hey, Barry, come on.
-萨利 我不能掐你 -别这样 来吧 -Sally, I can't choke you. -No, just come on.
动手吧 Come on!
别这样 求你了 萨利 Don't do that. Please, Sally.
只是 我真的做不到 It's just something I'm not capable of...
动手啊 小孩子 Come on, you baby.
嘿 Hey!
-别这样 -来啊 -Don't say that. -Come on!
你做什么呢 别这么做 What are you doing? Don't do that.
-来啊 动手啊 -听我说 萨利 -Come on! Come on! -Look, Sally...
-我知道真实的你 好吗 -别碰我 -Look, I know who you really are, okay? -Don't touch me!
-你只是假装是个好人 但内心深处 -停手 停下来 -You pretend to be this nice guy, but deep down... -Stop it. Stop it!
-你内心腐烂到什么都不是 你还很喜欢这样 -你是怎么了 -you're nothing but rotten and you like it. -What is wrong with you?
所以你永远都不会做出改变 That's why you're never gonna change
所以我要他妈的离开你 and that's why I'm gonna fucking leave you!
-你为什么对我说这种话 -动手啊 来啊 -Why are you saying that stuff to me? -Come on! Come on!
-别这么说了 -你他妈的掐我啊 -Stop saying that. -Fucking choke me!
他妈的动手啊 该死的渣渣 Fucking do it, you fucking pussy!
-你他妈动手啊 来啊 -巴里 她在帮助你 -Fucking do it! Come on! -Barry, she's helping you.
-来啊 掐我啊 -演出你的戏份 释放怒火 -Come on! Choke me! -Stay in the scene with her. Let it out.
滚开 Fuck off!
糟糕 Shit.
嘿 巴里 Hey, Barry, hey!
嘿 巴里 等下 对不起 听我说 Hey. Hey! Barry, wait! I'm sorry. Look,
我做的过分了 我知道 我只是想帮你演出来 I took it too far, I know. I was trying to help you with the scene.
-我错了 好吗 -我不明白为什么所有人都想让我动手 好吗 -I'm sorry, okay? -I don't know why everybody wants me to do this, okay?
-我不想伤害任何人 -我知道 -I don't want to hurt anybody! -I know!
我理解你 你不需要伤害我 只是演戏而已 I get it. You don't have to hurt me, it's just acting.
这是戏中的一部分 明白吗 只是需要 It's just part of the scene, okay? It was only to...
怎么了 What?
你好啊 萨利 Hey, Sally.
你好 山姆 Hey, Sam.
你不觉得这间谍游戏玩的有点过火了吗 You don't think all this Spy Game stuff is overkill?
没有 只是把他带过来 让他说出实话 No. Just get him here, get him talking,
剩下的就交给我吧 and I'll do the rest.
上次你就直接动手了 山姆 You just hit me for the last time, Sam.
嘿 萨利说她不想让你看到那个 Hey, Sally said she didn't want you seeing that.
不 是你说的不想让我看见 No you said you didn't want me to see it.
萨利 怎么了 Sally, what's wrong?
我怎么向别人解释打骂还有道歉那些事 How do I explain to people the beatings and apologies?
你不需要解释 You don't have to.
你要演的故事是 你爸爸被绑架了 Your story is that your father was abducted
被替换成了外星人吗 and replaced by aliens?
世事无常嘛 That's what happened.
我可不相信你说的故事 I'm having a little trouble with that.
我第一次感受到了这种追求感 It's the first time I ever felt a sense of purpose.