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美国大选在下午四点仍在进行当中 America is still going to the polls at 4:00.
各大选区于今早十二点就已经开放 With some precincts opening as early as 12 this morning,
全国的选民们将最终决定 Voters across the country are deciding
美国总统之位究竟花落谁家 Who will hold the most important office in the fr...
赫尔曼·菲利普斯 这位是伯特伦·库珀 Herman Phillips, Bert Cooper.
其实我只有在签名时才用这个名字 Actually, "Herman" goes on my checks.
大家都叫我达克[与"鸭子"同音] People call me Duck.
经验告诉我不该叫你达克 My research says I was not to call you Duck.
你应该早提醒我 You should have told me that.
我也不知道 我喜欢你叫我赫尔曼 I don't know. I like when you say Herman.
赫尔曼曾在伦敦的扬雅广告公司工作 Herman was in London with Y&R.
你是辞职了吗 Isn't this a step down?
我不清楚 I don't know.
回到世界权力中心纽约来 Moving back to the power center of the universe, New York,
还能趁机增加点体重 And the chance to put on some weight.
英国菜 实在不合胃口 English food. I actually ate a kidney.
他曾做过美国航空公司的广告案 He landed American Airlines.
但愿你也可以为我们争取到这么大的客户 You could make something like that happen here.
只有舍得投资 才能有大收益 Well, you have to spend money to make money.
这么说你什么也保证不了咯 So you're not promising anything.
我为什么要做保证呢 Why would I do that?
老天 他真想要这份工作 My goodness, he does want this job.
但愿你能够让客户称心如意 I hope you play your cards close to the vest with clients.
我会铭记在心 I will keep that in mind.
考考你 你会给谁投票 Here's a test. Who'd you vote for?
若我说尼克松 你会觉得我在讨好你 If I say Nixon, you'll think I'm buttering you.
若我说肯尼迪 你又会试图说服我改变观点 If I say Kennedy, you'll want to reform me.
所以我选择尼克松 So, uh, I'll say Nixon.
不错 That's nice to see.
6点钟 库珀在沃尔道夫酒店有个吸烟聚会 Cooper has a smoker at The Waldorf at 6:00.
是玛琪告诉我的 Marge told me.
快点走人吧 23 skidoo.
到6点一刻 我们就可以打开电视看选举 At 6:15, we turn on the returns
再叫点冰品和甜点来 At 6:15, we turn on the returns and send for some ice.
我要参加妻子娘家那边的聚会 Party at the in-laws'.
那也算是为这一天划上完美的句号了 Another ending to a perfect day.
詹妮弗和我本想去买跳康康舞的票 Well, Jennifer and I were going to get tickets to Can-Can.
但现在泡汤了 It's empty, you know.
显然她是抽不开身 She says apparently the phone company
她说在选举之夜电话公司简直形同战场 is a war zone on election night.
我希望这里也能成为战场 That's what I'm hoping for around here.
不过你最好指望她的确是在工作 Although, You better hope that she's sitting at her switchboard
而不是骗你自己出去风流 就像我们这样 and not doing what we're doing.
那可是我的妻子 It's my wife.
更何况 如果尼克松输了呢 Besides, what if Nixon loses?
岂不是会很扫兴 Won't that put a damper on things around here?
管他呢 他们又不要我们操心 Who cares? They didn't want our help.
你应该关心一下 You should care.
的确 不论对国家还是公司都至关重要 I do. It matters for the nation and for Sterling Coop.
但今晚都一样 But tonight, either way.
如果尼克松赢了当然好 If Nixon wins, we win.
但万一他输了 If Nixon loses...
那就让我来抚慰你吧 Let me console you.
就是他 That's him.
达克·菲利普斯 Duck Phillips.
我听过他的大名 I know his name.
是因为"鸭子"这个名字很特别吗 Because it's Duck?
我还有一个叫塔克的童年玩伴呢[又意点心] I grew up with a Tuck.
至少那家伙的名字要好听的多 At least that has an air of dignity.
唐向库珀引见他 这还是第一次呢 Don took him to Cooper. That's a first.
我听说他在伦敦落得声名狼藉 I heard he disintegrated in London.
和一个在大英博物馆认识的女人纠缠不清 Got involved with some woman he met at the British Museum.
她是传说中的罗塞塔 Her name was Rosetta.
罗塞塔·斯通[古埃及的罗塞塔石碑 此处调侃] Rosetta Stone.
他离了婚 现在住酒店 He's divorced. Lives in a hotel.
那他来这里干嘛 最后的救命稻草吗 So what's this? His last stop?
不 他是个狠角色 不过是打了折扣 No. He's a killer, but he's...he's damaged goods.
他们是在趁低价收揽人才 They're bargain hunting.
德雷柏寻觅了一番后 他是最佳人选 He's the best one Draper's paraded around.
只是不知道库珀够不够聪明意识到这点 Let's see if Cooper's smart enough to know that.
有什么需要帮忙吗 Can I help you?
什么 What?
有什么需要帮忙的吗 Can I help you?
坎贝尔先生想要见您 Mr. Campbell would like to see you.
让他进来 Send him in.
谢谢 甜心 Thank you, sweetheart.
达克那家伙 So that Duck fellow,
我听说他在伦敦一败涂地 I heard he fell apart in London.
美国航空公司 American Airlines.
7百万美元的宣传花销 $7 million in billings.
他不会把那个广告案一起带过来的 He's not going to bring that with him.
听着 唐 我觉得你 Listen, Don, I don't feel
没有认真考虑把我作为候选人 you've taken me seriously as a candidate.
什么候选人 Candidate for what?
客户部经理的候选人 For the head of account services.
我们之间可能存在差异 We may have had our differences,
但罗杰知道 我已尽全力赶上他 But Roger knows I've done everything I could to emulate him.
罗杰与此事无关 Roger's not involved in this.
还有其他事吗 Anything else?
公司最重要客户的对我很忠心 I have the loyalty of our most important clients:
卡文·海兰和李·加勒 Calvin Highland, Lee Garner.
这些人信任我 These men trust me.
还邀请我参加他们孙辈的洗礼 They invite me to their grandchildren's christenings.
上次瓦尔特·维夫需要一名泌尿科医生 When Walter Veith needed a urologist,
他也是向我征询意见 He called me for a recommendation.
听着 你工作出色 而库珀又赏识你 Look, you're good at your job. Cooper loves you.
有什么急的呢 What's the hurry?
我在公司已经2年半了 It's been two and a half years.
我本有多次机会可以跳槽 I could have jumped ship a hundred times.
这有什么说服力吗 Is that supposed to persuade me?
我对这个公司有重大价值 I have tremendous value to this company.
这点我很清楚 I'm aware of that.
但我觉得你似乎没有意识到这点 But I don't think you are.
我明白 我只是希望你明白 I am. I just hope you realize that, the way things stand,
公司需要一个比你资深的后继者 there will continue to be someone senior to you.
为什么 Why?
他们能贡献什么呢 What can they offer?
我只是希望你能考虑一下 All I'm asking is that you think about it.
其他大公司里这个职位的人 甚至比我还年轻 There are men younger than me with this job at bigger firms.
他用什么名字与公司签约 Cooper sign off on what's-his-name?
达克吗 Duck?
有事我会通知你的 I'll keep you posted.
现在他遥遥领先 He's got a big lead.
等着明早开庆祝派对吧 See you at the victory party in the morning.
那是当然 Absolutely.
那么 晚安 唐 Well, good night, Don.
他走了 He's gone!
哦列哦列 自由啦 Olly olly oxen free!
-来吧 -好嘞 - Do it. - All rightie.
-杯子呢 -噢 抱歉 - Who's got the cups? - Oh. Sorry.
根据早些时候的投票结果 With early returns just coming in,
NBC电视台的统计结果发现 our NBC computer is putting
肯尼迪议员当选的可能性 Senator Kennedy's odds for victory
为22比1的概率 at a grim-sounding 22-1.
真扫兴 酒喝完了 This is not good.
酒铺子今晚都关门了 And liquor stores are closed tonight.
德雷柏可有不少呢 Draper has plenty of booze.
我们可以让她加入我们 We could ask her to join us.
那可得费点力气才能拉拢她呢 That might soften her up a bit.
我办公室里有一瓶苦艾酒 I have a bottle of absinthe in my office.
那不是违反公司规定吗 Isn't that illegal?
那可是极品美酒 It's marvelous.
我简直受到了魔咒的召唤 I become incantatory.
那是什么意思 And what does that mean?
意思是他要开始胡编乱造了 It means he starts making up words.
谁帮我添点酒 Can someone freshen this?
酒肯定不够 We're not going to make it.
真的吗 Really?
如果我让你到储物柜里去 If I let you into that supply closet,
你可不能洗劫一空啊 it is not going to be the sack of Rome.
有什么经得起喝的货色吗 What do we have too much of?
朗姆酒 薄荷酒 Rum, creme de menthe,
还有小狗饼干 dog biscuits.
但愿最好的人赢得选举 May the best man win.
为了广大人民和渺小私人的利益 In matters national and... local.
多数的美国人民将作出决定 ...Majority decision of the American...
很久以前我就已作出判断 I made my judgment long ago.
别弄了 你会弄坏的 Stop that. You're going to break it.
看啊 他们在做算术 Look. They're doing math.
这些数字代表什么 What do the numbers say?
谁将会做总统 Who the president is going to be.
好啊 Hello.
你好 爸爸 Daddy! Hi!
没想到你会回来 I wasn't expecting you.
我以为你会在办公室里看选举结果呢 I thought you were going to be watching returns at the office.
你怎么还不睡 What are you doing up?
妈妈说了没关系 Mommy said it was okay.
我在看新闻 I'm watching the news.
尼克松肯定赢得了我们选区的支持 Nixon definitely won our precinct.
你真该看看那些队伍 You should have seen the line.
妈妈要我来问你 什么是... Mommy said to ask you. What's the...
选举团 Electoral College.
小孩子不适合谈论这种话题 I don't think that's a conversation appropriate for children.
过来 Come here.
你要吃点什么吗 Do you want something to eat?
我想喝一杯 你呢 I'm going to fix a drink. You?
我来准备 I'm set.
肯尼迪议员看上去快要 Senator Kennedy seems to be closing the gap
赶超副总统早先的领先差距 on the vice president's early lead.
一个接着一个州 俄亥俄州 伊利诺斯州 State-by-state, Ohio, Illinois...
过来 Come here.
怎么 What?
你最好快跑 You better run.
快跑 艾莉森 Go, Allison!
白色 White!
粉红色 Pink!
你最好乖乖告诉我 不然我亲自来看 You can tell me, or I can find out.
你穿什么颜色的内裤 What color panties are you wearing?
什么 我的天 What? Oh, my G...
蓝色 Blue!
谁猜的蓝色 Who had blue?
能让我送你回去吗 Can I walk you home?
我原本还想在这里找个老公呢 I used to think I'd find a husband here.
我想我该回去了 I think I'm going to go home.
别走啊 很有意思的 No, don't go. It's going to be fun.
迪克和亚当 1944年
你在干什么 What are you doing?
怎么还不睡 Why aren't you asleep?
那是什么 What is that?
没什么 Nothing.
梅娜在橱柜顶上找到的 Myrna found it on the top of the closet,
我可不想看 and I didn't want to look at it.
我父亲也有一个类似的盒子 My father has a box like that,
我小时候打开看了 and I looked at it when I was a little girl,
事实证明这是个错误 and it was a mistake.
所以你没打开吗 So you didn't open it?
皮特 我不想偷窥别人的秘密 Peter, I don't want secrets.
我睡不着 I can't sleep.
我知道 I know.
这几周来我已经注意到了 I've seen it the last few weeks.
你总会弄出声响来 You're not very quiet,
我一看到橱柜门开着 and every time I see the closet door is open
盒子不见了 我就知道你又失眠了 and that box is gone, I know you're out here.
你从未看过盒子里的东西吗 And you never looked in the box?
这不是你的东西 It's not yours.
你拿着它干什么 What are you doing with it?
我是不小心错拿的 I got it by mistake.
那就还回去 So give it back.
这对某人来说有特殊意义 It's peculiar.
这不属于你 It's not yours.
去睡吧 Come to bed.
尼克松副总统似乎已获得了 Vice President Nixon seems to have carried
新泽西州哈德逊郡全体教徒的压倒性支持 predominantly Catholic Hudson County, New Jersey.
金西 你是个骗子 Kinsey, you're a liar.
我可没找到什么苦艾酒 I couldn't find any absinthe.
谁允许你去我办公室了 Who said you could go in my office?
我们只是到处逛逛 We were exploring.
但我们倒是找到一堆疯狂杂志的收藏[美国幽默杂志] But all we found was a large collection of Mad magazines
还有这份相当戏剧性的手稿 and this fascinating dramatic piece.
死亡是我的客户 Death is My Client... Whoa.
保罗·金西所著的独幕剧本 A play in one act by Paul Kinsey.
还给我 Give it to me.
皮特·托里弗森 "Peter Tollifson"...
不论在会议室还是卧室 都是一头禽兽 "An animal in the board room and the bedroom. "
肯尼 Kenny!
记住你的角色 他现在很生气 Now, remember, he's angry.
为什么要我演托里弗森 Why do I have to play Tollifson?
我想演伽尔特 I wanted to be Galt.
托里弗森是真英雄 他很有头脑 Tollifson is the hero. He thinks.
伽尔特不过是个出身贫寒的暴徒 Galt's a thug born on the wrong side of the tracks.
你可不会想成为他那样的人 You don't want to be Galt.
开始吧 Go ahead.
抱歉 我没有剧本 I'm sorry. I don't have the pages.
噢 抱歉 Oh. Sorry.
我和托里弗森共事了4年之久 Um, "I worked with Tollifson for four years.
我将所有事都与他分享 却从不了解他 I shared everything, but I never knew him. "
我自以为了解他 "I thought I knew him.
他曾和我谈过 He used to talk to me. "
我无法自制自身的才华 "I can't control my genius.
我可不是什么天生粗鲁的庸俗文人 I'm not some boorish natural like that hack Cosgrove."
相当出色啊 金西 That's crackerjack, Kinsey.
你的才华受到诅咒 "Your genius be damned. "
也许是吧 "Perhaps. "
你可以说服所有人 "You can make anyone buy anything.
却无法说服我 Anyone but me. "
把音量调低 Turn the music down.
我们现在已确定 We now have confirmation
理查德·尼克松副总统 that the State of Ohio has indeed
已完全获得俄亥俄州选民的支持 gone to Vice President Richard Nixon.
25个选区的投票支持尼克松 Its 25 electoral votes will go in Mr. Nixon's purse.
我 I'm...
我是真的喝醉了 I'm really tipsy.
我感觉很糟 I feel awful.
不 是我的错 No, no. Uh... it was me.
我喝醉了 I'm... I'm drunk.
我很开心 却失控了 I'm happy... but not myself.
我之前都没有仔细看过你的眼睛 I've never really seen your eyes before.
现在你看见了 There they are.
真真切切地 Just the two of them.
作为尼克松的家乡 As Vice President Nixon's home state of California
加州仍在统计选票数量 continues to count ballots,
两位候选人的支持者都得以度过一个良宵 both candidates bid their supporters a good night.
有望继任副总统的林登·约翰逊 Vice presidential hopeful Senator Lyndon Johnson
道出以下这番话 had these words:
我感到很骄傲 I'm very proud of the manner
能够参加这场如此民主的竞选 in which the Democratic campaign has been conducted
还有民众对其的积极回应 and which the people have reacted,
尤其是在我自己的州 和整个南方 particularly in my state, the entire South,
还有其他许多州 and in many states...
怎么了 What's going on?
-我也不清楚 -感到相当自信... - I don't know. - ... feel, uh, very confident...
到了明天就好了 It'll be all right in the morning.
他会赢得整个加州的选票 He'll win California.
正在统计... ...the counting that...
关了 Turn it off.
所有美国人都将引以为豪 All Americans will be proud,
而我觉得我们理应自豪 and I think we have much to be proud of.
我认为这是美国史上最伟大的时刻 I think this is one of America's finest hours.
坐我边上 Sit down.
不 No.
你穿这条裙子没法坐 You can't sit down in that dress.
你喝醉后和平时截然不同 You look so different when you're drunk.
你不会再叫我沃森·威勒斯了 You're not going to call me Orson Welles again.
你不是很喜欢嘛 You loved that.
又有谁不喜欢呢 Who wouldn't like that?
我做错了什么 What did I do wrong?
你很多嘴 You have a big mouth.
琼 我从没有说过 Joan, I never said...
你真的很多嘴 You have a big mouth.
是的 I do.
我也知道这样不好 I'm not proud of it.
你喜欢我写的剧本吗 Did you like the play?
不 No.
你就是喜欢你的刻薄 The meaner you are, the more I like you.
我知道 I know.
就这样吗 Just like that?
我想我们能跳支舞 I thought we could dance.
1 2 蹦恰恰 1, 2, cha-cha-cha.
希迪 快醒醒 Hildy, wake up.
这儿真冷 Mm, it's cold in here.
没错 你得把衣服穿上 It is. You have to get dressed.
我找不到我的眼镜了 I can't find my glasses.
真是糟糕 That's too bad.
糟糕透了 Tremendous.
哈里 Harry?
怎么了 Yes?
但愿不是我踩坏的 I hope I didn't step on them.
真见鬼 Damn it.
莱星顿街上有个眼镜商 There's an optometrist on Lexington.
真是太好了 Great. Of course.
你不用有任何顾虑 I don't want you to be worried.
这没有任何意义 好吗 It didn't mean anything, okay?
你又不是为了品酒才喝 You're not drinking for taste.
别孩子气了 Don't be such babies.
老天爷 Oh, God.
这么做可没用 It's definitely not helping.
不好意思 冒犯到你们了吗 I'm sorry. Does it offend you?
我的衬衫和备用零钱 谁干的 My shirt. And my mad money. Who did this?
是我偷了你的衬衫 I stole your blouse.
我可没开玩笑 这里本来有3美元呢 I'm not joking. I had $3.00 in here.
我给你3美元 你能小声点吗 If I give you $3.00, will you keep your voice down?
你们真是禽兽 You're animals.
我要报告给大楼保安人员 I'm reporting it to building security.
简直和勃洛特·克罗福一样[著名演员] Striking resemblance to Broderick Crawford.
《公路巡警》 佩奇·奥尔森[由勃洛特主演的电影] Peggy Olsen, Highway Patrol.
我看了三份不同的报纸 I've read three different newspapers
报道结果各不相同 with three different results.
你肯定有独家内部消息吧 I'm sure you know something I don't.
确切地说 我整晚都和一群烟鬼 Well, I just spent the night literally
泡在沃尔道夫酒店的房间内 in a smoke-filled room at The Waldorf
和共和党的头面人物一起 with every Republican luminary.
老天保佑麦克阿瑟[朝鲜战争美军总司令] Save MacArthur and Jesus.
虚假消息满天飞啊 There's been widespread fraud.
德利和库克县全力支持乔·肯尼迪 Daley gave Joe Kennedy every corpse in Cook County.
要不然 尼克松早赢了 Otherwise, Nixon wins.
本不该这么势均力敌 It shouldn't have been that close.
但偏偏如此 世事总如此 But it is. It always is.
那些艺人的参与 Those jingles.
他们请来法兰克·辛纳屈的支持[著名歌手和演员] When they got Frank Sinatra,
我就知道他们能缩小差距 I knew they would close the gap.
那他现在准备怎样 So what does he do now?
一走了之 妥协认输吗 Walk away? Concede?
伊利诺斯州单独重点选票 A recount in Illinois alone
导致选举结果的公布推迟30天 means 30 days without a president.
赢得不够体面 You don't want to win like that.
但你仍想要赢 But you want to win.
他拥有50%的选票 甚至更多 He got 50% of the vote, maybe more.
因此他能够笑到最后 This way he lives to see another day.
那发生了什么事 So... what happens?
宝洁公司的尼尔称 要肯尼迪收买选举 Neil from P&G said if Kennedy is willing to buy an election,
还不如让他来陪我们玩橄榄球呢 he's probably willing to play ball with us.
美国企业的盲目乐观由来已久 Ah, the optimism of the American corporation.
对他们而言 这只是一场球赛 It's a football game to them.
不公正的球赛 Doesn't seem fair.
何来公正可言 Fair?
好极了 Very good.
你以为自己是去哪儿 Where do you think you're going?
如果我是你 If I were you,
从现在起 我就会倍加小心地 I would be very, very careful from now on
注意你和我说话的方式 about the way you speak to me.
有事吗 Can I help you?
那是什么 What's that?
是你的东西 It's yours.
我无意中拿到的 It came to me by mistake.
好吧 谢了 Well, thanks.
对于我胜任客服经理这一事 Have you reconsidered my qualifications
你有没有重新考虑呢 for the head of account services?
如果说我从没考虑过 Would it disappoint you
你会感到失望吗 if I told you it hadn't crossed my mind?
要以这种方式跟你谈话 我也觉得有些怪异 I feel strange having to talk to you in this way.
有话直说吧 坎贝尔 Spit it out, Campbell.
我知道你的真实姓名不是唐纳德·德雷柏 I know that your name is not Donald Draper.
而是迪克·惠特曼 It's Dick Whitman.
我不知道唐纳德·德雷柏是何方人士 I don't know who Donald Draper is,
但根据我在国防部的朋友 but according to my friend Russ
罗斯的信息 at the Department of Defense,
迪克·惠特曼死于1950年的朝鲜战争 Dick Whitman died in Korea in 1950,
而从那时起 唐纳德·德雷柏便人间蒸发 and Donald Draper dropped off the map.
尽管他那时已经43岁 Although he's 43 years old,
相对而言 你看起来年轻得不可思议 in which case you look remarkably good.
这个故事还真是细节详尽 That's kind of elaborate.
真的吗 Really?
我还希望自己知道更多 I wish I knew more.
我相信有很多人都想知道真相 I bet a lot of people do.
彼得 Pete...
滚出去 get out.
你是在自取其辱 You're making a fool of yourself.
你可以尽情否认 You can deny it.
但我知道这是真相 But I know it's true.
你的表情出卖了你 I can see from your face.
你该走了 You should leave.
唐 Don...
你应该考虑一下 you should think about how Bert Cooper will react
伯特·库珀听到这条消息后有何反应 when he hears this information.
什么消息 What information?
你隐瞒自己的真实身份 You're not who you say you are,
显然这其中另有隐情 and there's obviously a reason.
得了吧 Come on.
我希望你重新考虑一下我的能力 I would like you to reconsider my qualifications.
你似乎没有考虑过其他因素 You said everything except "or else. "
自以为是地把虚假的信息当真 Assuming this information is true, which it isn't,
这么说来你是在敲诈我 it sounds to me like you're blackmailing me.
不是 I'm not.
我只希望你明白 这一切完全能掩饰过去 I'm hoping you'll realize that this all can be forgotten.
你不是个逃兵 是吧 It's not like you're a deserter, is it?
一旦你用这种方式威胁别人 When you threaten someone in this manner,
最还是早做心理准备 you should be aware of the fact
确保你掌握的消息的杀伤力 that if your information is powerful enough
足够迫使别人服从你的想法 to make them do what you want...
不然的话 会不会适得其反呢 What else can it make them do?
这很简单 It's very simple.
我不是威胁你 只是想要份职位而已 And it's not a threat. It's just a job.
考虑一下吧 Think about it.
惠特曼 Whitman.
是 长官 Yes, Sergeant.
这算什么 What is this?
就是这样的 This is it.
怎么只有1个 不是说好20个人吗 One? I'm supposed to have 20.
那得要一个月 本该48小时内完工 This is going to take a month, and it should take 48 hours.
你冲我抱怨也没用 长官 Well, you're whining to the wrong guy, sir.
稍息 At ease.
这里是军官休息的地方 Uh, this is for officers.
你可以去隔壁睡 You can bunk next door.
我很乐意把你介绍给大家认识 I- I'd introduce you to the men,
但整个连就只剩我一个了 but you're looking at the complete company.
大家都去了哪儿 长官 Where is everybody, sir?
我到这儿时已经人去楼空 They were gone when I got here.
我是个工程师 I'm an engineer.
他们去5英里外的山那边执行任务 They're in some action 5 miles over that mountain.
你想去吗 You want to go?
当然是不了 The answer is no.
近三天来 渐渐不见当地人的踪影 The locals stopped showing up three days ago,
我是说 这看上去可不妙 which, by the way, is not good.
你只能一个人挖了 You're going to be doing all the digging.
挖什么 Digging what?
这个连队 其实也只有你一个人 Well, this unit... that's you...
计划建立一座战地医院 will be establishing a field hospital,
但我们得先 but first we're going to be
在四面八方布好阵地 digging fighting positions on four sides.
你为何来这儿 穷光蛋吗 What are you doing here? Are you poor?
我是志愿兵 I volunteered.
不是吧 You're kidding me.
他们征兵时我还在上大学 Well, they got me with college.
但我才三年六个月 和民兵差不多 But I'm three years, six months nearly a civilian.
我本该去造游泳池 而不是什么旱厕 I'm supposed to be building swimming pools, not latrines.
你会使步枪吗 You any good with that rifle?
我可不想你把我错当成中国人杀了 I wouldn't want you to mistake me for Chinese.
我进行了足够的练习 没问题 As much practice as I've had, yes.
是什么样的错误认识 What misconception traveled down the road
驱使你心血来潮身在此处 and made you want to be here?
被一部电影骗了吗 A movie?
不 我只是想离开过去的生活 No. I just wanted to leave.
我猜你现在已经开始后悔了吧 I'll bet you're reconsidering if this was a step up.
麦肯小姐 Miss Menken,
德雷柏先生来看你了 Mr. Draper is here to see you.
如果有电话找我 让他们先等着 Please hold my calls.
你跑过来的吗 满脸通红的 Did you run over? You're flushed.
我们远走高飞吧 Let's go away.
真的吗 去哪儿 Really? Where?
哪儿都可以 Anywhere.
去温暖宜人的地方吗 Warmer weather?
当然 Sure.
洛杉矶如何 How about Los Angeles?
抑或是墨西哥 我有钱 Mexico? I have money.
我也有钱 但我还要照顾生意 I have money, but I have a store to run.
唐 你还好吧 Don, are you well?
不 我不好 No, I'm not.
罗杰又怎么了吗 Did something else happen to Roger?
不 No.
出了一些事情 Something happened, and...
我要离开 想让你和我一起走 I want to go, and I want you to come with me,
我这一走 并不打算回来 and I don't want to come back.
怎么回事 What happened?
这有什么 你不是一直想要这样吗 What does it matter? Isn't this what you want?
当然 我是想过 Of course. I've thought about it.
老天 我们也谈过 My God, we've talked about it.
我只是 I just...
我只是没想到这会发生 I just didn't think it would happen...
这么突如其来 I mean, especially this way.
我只是想要你陪着我 I just... don't want to be without you,
远远离开这个地方 and I don't want to be here.
我不能就这样一走了之 I can't just leave.
到这周末再说吧 Maybe this weekend...
雷切尔 Rachel.
不 这和我想象中的大不相同 No. This isn't how I thought it would be.
这有什么区别 What is the difference?
我们会寻觅到另一个天堂 We'll go somewhere else.
如同亚当和夏娃那般重新开始 We'll start over like Adam and Eve.
什么 你还是小孩子吗 What, are you 15 years old?
我的父亲... My father...
我们在这儿不能在一起吗 Can't we be together here?
我对这里毫无留恋 There's nothing here.
那你的孩子怎么办 What about your children?
我会给他们抚养费 I'll provide for them.
你却丢下他们住在洛杉矶吗 And live in Los Angeles?
老天 你根本是心血来潮 My God, you haven't thought this through.
我讨厌这样 I feel sick.
你错了 我已完全考虑清楚 You're wrong. I know exactly what I want.
你想让你的孩子在缺失父爱中成长吗 You want your children to go on without a father?
你能体会这种感觉 You know how that felt.
事到如今 你反而突然良心不安了吗 Are you having an attack of conscience after all this?
不 虽然是你站在我面前说话 No. I'm watching you talk
但是你对我来说仿佛全然陌生 because I feel I don't know you.
最了解我的人莫过于你 You know more about me than anyone.
你甚至都不告诉我发生了什么 You won't even tell me what happened.
你为何要这样对待我 Why are you doing this to me?
你这样算什么 What kind of man are you?
抛弃一切 远远逃离 一走了之 Go away, drop everything, leave your life?
大家都是这样 People do it every day.
只是逢场作戏 你我的感情根本毫无价值 This was a dalliance, a cheap affair.
雷切尔 别 Rachel, don't.
你不是想和我一起远走高飞 You don't want to run away with me.
你只不过想要自己一走了之 You just want to run away.
你是个懦夫 You're a coward.
请你走吧 Please go now.
快走 Get out.
佩奇 这是我的办公室 Peggy, this is my office.
你以为这扇门是形同虚设的吗 Does this door mean nothing to you?
我很抱歉 德雷柏先生 I'm sorry, Mr. Draper.
我不知道你回来了 我只是 I didn't know you were coming back. I just...
我只是 I just...
别这样 Calm down.
别哭了 Stop it.
我不是故意冲你吼 I didn't mean to yell at you.
这里仅剩下徒有虚表的隐私了 Got to be some semblance of privacy left here.
我要远离外面那些人 只一会也好 I had to get away from them all for a minute.
喝了吧 Drink this.
开电梯的松尼和一个门卫 Sonny from the elevator and some janitor...
我甚至都不认识他 I don't know his name...
他们被开除了 They got fired.
你就为了这个哭吗 That's why you're crying?
那都是我的错 It was my fault.
是我报告了保安人员 I called security.
他们昨晚甚至都不在这儿 They weren't even here last night.
佩奇 我真的需要独处一会儿 Peggy, I need to be alone right now.
我知道 I know.
我只是不明白 I don't understand.
我尽力做好本职工作 I try to do my job.
遵守规章制度 I follow the rules,
但却招来别人的憎恨 and people hate me.
无辜的人受到伤害 Innocent people get hurt, and...
而其他人 and other people...
那些坏人 people who are not good...
却若无其事般地为所欲为 get to walk around doing whatever they want.
这不公平 It's not fair.
喝完吧 Finish it.
我已考虑过你的要求 I've thought about what you said.
洗耳恭听 Glad to hear it.
我还考虑到你 And then I thought about you
那让人不敢恭维的人品 and what a deep lack of character you have.
我可以理解你的受挫感 唐 I can understand your frustration, Don.
相信我 和你一样 我也不喜欢这样 Believe me, I'm not enjoying this any more than you are.
我准备雇佣达克·菲利普斯 I'm hiring Duck Phillips.
唐 Don...
别逼我告诉库珀 Don't make me go to Cooper.
我根本没有逼你 I'm not making you do anything.
你并没有完全考虑透彻 You haven't thought this through.
-我意已决 -真的吗 - I have. - Really?
你就这样贸贸然地到办公室去 You're just going to go up to the office
再把这些告诉伯特·库珀吗 and tell Bert Cooper.
在逼不得的情况下 我不得不这么做 If I have to. I don't want to.
我来问你 Let me ask you.
你告诉他这个所谓的故事后 How do you think he'll react
你觉得他会有什么反应 when you tell him this story of yours?
目睹你的所作所为后 你觉得他还会提升你吗 You expect him to promote you after the way you've behaved?
我觉得他欣赏一个人的诚信 I think he'll appreciate the loyalty.
你并没有考虑透彻 You haven't thought this through.
我不知道 I don't know.
但我很肯定 你一定饭碗不保 But I'm pretty sure you won't be working here anymore.
你这是干什么 你去哪儿 What are you doing? Where are you going?
我现在就来解决这个问题 I'm going to take care of this right now.
你以为这是电影吗 你被枪指着 Is this like in the movies where I have a gun
还以为别人不会开枪吗 and you don't think I'm going to shoot you?
我告诉你 我肯定会开枪 I will shoot you.
我不会再让你掌握主动权 I won't let you hold this over my head.
你宁愿牺牲自己 也不愿升我做客户部经理吗 So you'd rather blow yourself up than make me head of accounts.
为什么你就不能满足我的要求 Why can't you give me what I want?
我当之无愧 完全应得这份工作 I've earned this job. I deserve it.
怎么 就因为你父母有钱吗 Why? Because your parents are rich?
上了私立中学还花得起5美元剪个发型吗 Because you went to prep school and have a $5.00 haircut?
一直以来 你都是坐享其成 You've been given everything.
你从未付出过真正的努力 You've never worked for anything in your life.
老天 你难道不明白吗 For gosh sakes, don't you realize
你这样会一无所有 you're going to lose everything?
我这是给你个台阶下 I'm giving you a way out.
这有什么不好 Would it be so bad?
为何对你而言就如此困难 Why is this so hard for you?
你真的要这么做吗 You're really going to do this?
又有坏消息了吗 More bad news?
如果你是想来借酒浇愁 If you came here to drown your sorrows,
告诉你 我的酒量可不怎么好 I'm not really much of a drinker.
不 我只是想说 No. I just wanted to say...
我决定雇佣达克·菲利普斯 I'm pulling the trigger on Duck Phillips
作为新的客户部经理 as new head of account services.
很好 干得不错 Oh, good. Well done.
还有什么事 What?
有件事我不得不提 I have to bring this up to you.
鉴于若我隐瞒此事 Only because I believe if I kept it from you
最终定会对库珀广告公司带来损失 in the end it would be damaging to Sterling Cooper.
出于意外 我得知了此事 It has come to my attention, completely by accident,
唐纳德·德雷柏隐瞒了他的真实身份 that Donald Draper here is not who he says he is.
他的真实姓名是迪克·惠特曼 His real name is Dick Whitman,
但事实上 but...
迪克·惠特曼在10年前死于朝鲜 Dick Whitman died in Korea ten years ago.
这就说明他至少是个逃兵 It stands to reason that he is a deserter at the very least
谁知道他还有什么更加丑恶的真面目 and who knows what else.
坎贝尔先生 谁会在意呢 Mr. Campbell, who cares?
什么 What?
这很重要吗 Who cares?
库珀先生 他是个彻头彻尾的骗子 Mr. Cooper, he's a fraud and a liar.
甚至可能是个罪犯 A criminal, even.
就算是这样 又有什么关系呢 Even if this were true, who cares?
这个国家的先辈和当权者的经历 This country was built and run by men with worse stories
可比你能想像的更不堪入目 than whatever you've imagined here.
我可没有在凭空想象 I'm not imagining anything.
有一句日本谚语 The Japanese have a saying:
人随境变 A man is whatever room he is in,
而现在 唐纳德·德雷柏就在合适他的位置上 and right now Donald Draper is in this room.
我保证 I assure you,
还是忘记这事对你比较有好处 there's more profit in forgetting this.
我希望你们全身心投入以带来客户和利润 I'd put your energy into bringing in accounts.
唐 Don,
你想的话就开除他吧 fire him if you want.
但我会盯着他 But I'd keep an eye on him.
无人知道所谓忠诚从何而来 One never knows how loyalty is born.
见鬼 Shit!
长官 我们该怎么办 Sir, what do we do?
保持低姿势 Keep your head.
待你受到攻击时 Don't shoot at anything
再开枪还击 unless it shoots at you first.
怎么回事 What? What? What?
闭嘴 卧低 Shut up! Just stay down!
可恶 Shit!
他们难道不知道这里是医院吗 Don't they know this is a hospital?
他们知道我们就完了 We're nuts if they know that.
结束了吗 Is it over?
我不知道 I don't know.
-你觉得他们还会回来吗 -我不知道 - You think they'll be back? - I don't know.
幸好我们没还击 We didn't shoot back. That helps.
你都吓得尿出来了 You pissed yourself.
什么 What?
真的吗 Did I?
糟糕 Crap.
感觉如何 德雷柏中尉 How are we doing, Lieutenant Draper?
我谨代表美利坚共和国总统 On behalf of the President of the United States
和全体美利坚共和国公民 and the citizens of the United States of America...
向您颁发这枚紫心勋章 I present you with this Purple Heart medal.
你有轻微脑震荡 The concussion was minor.
过一周后会好一些 You'll feel like yourself in a week.
上校为你带来了一些好消息 The colonel here has some good news for you.
在服役期的最后80天 我们将你转为预备役 We're releasing you to the Reserves for your last 80 days.
你可以回家了 You're going home.
这是好消息 你会没事的 That's good news. You're going to be okay.
德雷柏中尉 Lieutenant Draper,
惠特曼二等兵 Private Whitman.
在这场战役中 You were the last person who knew him
你是最后一个认识他的军官 in his chain of command.
我们希望你护送他回家 We'd like you to take him home.
我觉得这能表达一番心意 I think it would mean something.
尼尔森中尉 感觉如何 Lieutenant Nelson, how you doing?
我谨代表美利坚共和国总统 On behalf of the President of the United States
和全体美利坚共和国公民 and the citizens of the United States of America...
邦伯利到了 Bunbury.
我们到了 中尉 This is us, Lieutenant.
德雷柏中尉 Lieutenant Draper?
你们走吧 Just go.
我做不到 I can't.
好吧 Okay.
他就在那儿 我看到他了 There he is! I see him!
谁 Who?
迪克 他在火车上 Dick. He's on the train.
我看到他了 I see him.
不 他躺在这儿 No, he's right here.
但我看见他了 But I saw him.
他就在窗口边上 I saw him in the window over there.
闭嘴 别再胡言乱语了 Stop it. No more of that.
对你来说一定很艰难 It must be hard for you.
你认识他吗 Did you know him?
不太熟 A little.
现在你是前程似锦 You got your whole life ahead of you.
忘了那位已逝的年轻人吧 Forget that boy in the box.
看看你 Look at you.
我请归来的大兵喝一杯吧 Let me buy a soldier a drink.
迪克 Dick!
为此 我想再一次 With that, I want to say again
向此时此刻守在电视机和收音机旁的你们 my deep thanks to all of you who are here
表达深深的谢意 and those who have listened on television and radio,
我还要再次祝贺肯尼迪参议员 and again my congratulations to Senator Kennedy
他在竞选中的精彩表现有目共睹 for his fine race in this campaign,
同时 也祝贺你们 and to all of you...
我肯定 I am sure...
我肯定他的支持者们 I am sure his supporters
也同你们一样满腔热忱 are just as enthusiastic as you are for me,
再一次感谢你们 and I thank you for that.