Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
我才不在乎天气有多恶劣 I don't care if it's windy or rainy,
只要设计得当 再破旧的屋子也会屹立不倒 There's no reason for a shake roof to fail If it's laid right--
那样的就不行 Except that one.
烟囱周围不加防雨板 总有一天会损失惨重 No flashing around the chimney-- That's gonna cost 'em.
超过去 Go around!
我要把速度加到25迈 Now I'm gonna push it up to 25mph.
这段路上应该没问题 That's what we're allowed to do here.
你可得好好注意了 You've gotta really pay attention.
新闻播了15分钟 没一条关于教皇的 15 minutes of news and nothing about the holy father.
除非他死而复生 妈妈 He's still dead, ma.
-浴帽晾起来没 -是的 -The shower cap pulled up? - Yes.
垃圾货 Piece of junk.
如果你愿意 我可以让格里过来帮你修淋浴 If you want, I'll have Gerry come over and fix your shower.
已经修过了 但是我觉得是罗尼 It was fixed, but I think Ronnie
那个楼层管理员 溜进去又把它摆弄坏了 The super sneaks in and breaks it.
我感觉 他现在还在翻我的东西 For all I know, he's going through my things right now.
被人关注难道不好吗 You don't like getting a little bit of attention?
安妮塔 这男人不是你想的那样 Anita, this man does not look the way you want him to.
我本想给你腾个房间 I'd offer you a room,
但既然妈妈也住了进来 我没办法了 but since mom moved in, I don't have it.
我打算搬去曼哈顿 I want to move to manhattan.
真的吗 Really?
那多远啊 It's so far away.
是很远 It is far,
我现在每天上下班要花两个小时 And I commute almost two hours total every day,
一周五天的话 Five days a week.
算起来相当于每月多工作一周的时间 That's an extra week of work each month.
天啊 我从没算过这笔帐 My goodness, I never thought of that.
佩奇 那里的租金 简直贵得离谱 Pegs, the rents there-- They're outrageous.
我知道 但我现在 I know, but I'm already spending
用来乘地铁 A fortune between subway fare,
打夜车和买裤袜上花的钱也差不多 Cab fare on late nights, panty hose--
而且要是不垫层报纸 And If I can't find a newspaper,
椅子上的藤条还会挂坏它们 The cane on the seats destroys them.
如果能除去这些 再找个室友就能省下了 And it'll be easy with that savings and a roommate.
老天 你还真一直在做这打算啊 Jeez louise, you've been really thinking about this.
妈 你那样没用的 Ma! That's not good for it!
干脆你搬进来 我们把她送去曼哈顿 Why don't you move in here and we send her to Manhattan?
你也想成为上流社会的女孩吗 Are you going to be one of those girls?
我已经是了 I am one of those girls.
小霍 我明白你还想保持神秘感 Well, Ho-ho, I've observed your wishes for secrecy,
但现在是时候了 But now is the time.
先生们 Gentlemen...
想象一下 Imagine the perfect mixture
当运动 景观 速度完美结合在一起 Of athletics, spectacle and speed.
那就是回力球 Jai Alai.
回力球类似手球 Jai Alai is like handball,
只不过你得用篓子一样的东西传接球 Only you fling the ball and catch the ball with this basket thing.
当然会复杂得多 也危险得多 It's more complicated than that... And dangerous.
我会留下这本活页 I'll leave the loose-leaf,
它显示回力球的参与者正在增加 But it shows the way jai alai attendance is growing.
7年内 它将取代棒球 In seven years, it'll eclipse baseball.
没关系 你们尽管笑好了 Go ahead, you can laugh,
它与棒球运动异曲同工 但是更棒 But it's got the same fingerprint as baseball, only better.
场馆是经过特殊设计的 叫做弗朗顿 A special stadium called a Fronton
可以非常近距离观看 很刺激 And you can sit real close, which is a thrill
因为球速高达175英里每小时 Because the ball goes 175mph.
并且还有派特西的加盟 And it's got Patxi.
他简直就是贝比·鲁斯 只不过更帅 He's Babe Ruth, only handsome.
[Babe Ruth 美国洋基队著名棒球选手]
这就是派特西 This is Patxi.
我本打算找拳击手 但最后与他签下合同 I was looking for boxers, but I bought his contract instead.
他是世界上最棒的球手 He's the greatest player in the world.
很像梅尔·费雷尔[著名演员 导演] Mel Ferrer.
球近在咫尺那刻他才迅速出手 观之犹恐 I'm terrified of him catching balls in the face.
所以如果说 So let's say
我们有足够的预算 There's enough money.
你们打算怎么用 How would you chop it up?
大部分会用于在电视节目中插播广告 Well, most of it's going to end up in television.
太好了 我就想在电视剧中插播 Perfect, because I want a tv show.
-是体育赛事 -你见过派特西吗 - A sports show? - Did you see Patxi?
你没见过他飞遍世界 You don't see him flying around the world,
解决争端 迷倒大片女人吗 Solving crimes and banging broads?
哈里跟电视网内部人士交情很深 Harry has excellent relationships with the networks.
也许可以在ABC电视网播出 Well, it'll probably have to be ABC.
不 不 No no.
我要在所有公共电视网中播出 I want to be on all the networks,
比如周二晚上8点半到9点 Like when the president addresses the nation.
总统进行全民演说时 Tuesday night, 8:30-9:00,
所有三家电视网同步播出 All three networks-- The same show.
史无前例 No one's ever done it.
因为 Because...
确实 That's true.
举办一场众星云集的音乐会 How about a star-studded Big musical special
再加上回力球比赛怎么样 with a Jai Alai match.
-可以请来德西·阿纳兹 -还有什么想法 - Desi Arnaz. - What else you got?
-在杂志上宣传 -女性杂志 - Well, there's print. - Women's magazines.
标题"迈阿密璀璨之夜" A glamorous night in miami
-"免费入场" -"周二晚女士专场" - With a free admission. - Tuesday night is ladies' night.
当然报纸是很关键 And of course newspapers are key, but you
但仅局限在几类市场还不够 Can't limit yourself to less than 10 markets.
很有道理 This is impressive.
-不用起来了 -霍瑞斯 这位是唐·德雷柏 - don't get up. - Horace, this is Don Draper.
我告诉过你 他一定会来出席的 I told you he'd be stopping by.
别让我打断你们 Don't let me interrupt.
对回力球的宣传 目前来说 So far for the Jai Alai campaign:
斯特林·库珀将打造一则立意新颖的广告 Sterling Cooper will produce an adventure program,
由那位帅小伙出演 Starring your handsome fella,
-一场音乐会 -我要三家电视网同时播出 - A musical spectacular - On all three networks
必须是彩色画面 And it has to be in color.
CBS没有彩色电视节目 CBS doesn't have color.
好吧 那就登在女性杂志彩页上 Fine. I'd like to get the ladies' magazines in color
最好还有报纸的周末彩版特辑 And maybe a color page in the sunday paper.
广播呢 What about radio?
广播还能有什么新花样 You'll have to take radio the way it is.
如果你对启动资金的承诺少于一百万 I don't think it's worth anyone's time
恐怕就不值得 Unless you're willing to commit to
这里任何人为你花费时间 at least $1 million to start.
当然 那只是我广告预算三分之一而已 Sure, but that's a third of my ad budget.
以前在迎新会上大家怎么说来着 Well, as they used to say at the freshmen mixer,
"通过了 就回家吧" "When you get a yes, you go home."
通不过就郁闷去吧 Only, humps, you never got one.
对了德雷柏 我想请你共进晚餐 Listen, Draper, I'd love to buy you dinner,
-请你想些标语 -事实上 小霍 - Run some slogans by you. - Actually, Ho-ho,
应该是我们请你 We buy you dinner.
真有意思 That was fun.
我得去给坎贝尔买点儿什么 I'm going to have to buy Campbell a case of something.
派特西 Patxi.
大萧条时期 我见过有人 During the depression, I saw somebody throw
故意从卡车后面扔下一条面包 A loaf of bread off the back of a truck.
这样让乞讨者更有尊严 It was more dignified.
你今晚不会为这睡不好觉吧 Are you going to have trouble sleeping tonight?
我可见过比他还没头脑的客户 I've seen clients far more defenseless than he.
正如圣经中所说 Well, as the Bible says,
"尽情享受到嘴的肥肉吧" "Enjoy your fatted calf."
坎贝尔 你告诉过他这白痴的父亲是谁了吗 Campbell, did you tell him who this idiot's father is?
他说是位船业巨头 不是我们的客户 He said he's a shipping magnate, not a client.
老霍瑞斯与伯特·库珀私交甚笃 Horace senior is connected to Bert Cooper in a million ways,
不知道他是否希望看到 And I don't know if he would like
刚才屋里发生的一切 What just happened in there.
你希望将这事交给他父亲做主吗 You want to run it by his daddy?
他与我同龄 却含着金汤匙出生 He's my age. So he was born with a lot of money.
他有梦想 而我们的工作就是帮他圆梦 He has a dream and it's our job to make it come true.
那就继续吧 Well, there you have it.
做得好 小子 Nicely done, my boy.
伊丽莎白 Elizabeth.
别站着 这样对孩子不好 Get off your feet. It's bad for the baby.
等我洗完碟子 As soon as I finish the dishes.
陪我坐一会儿 Sit with me.
你就是闲不住 You're cleaning up for the maid.
和你母亲一样 You're just like your mother.
我可不想看着你折磨自己 I don't like watching you commit suicide.
对孩子也是 Neither do your kids.
你想说什么 爸爸 What do you want, daddy?
都写在这里了 It's-- It's all laid out in here--
我的遗嘱 照这上面做就好 My arrangements. Just follow the directions.
我不想谈这个 I don't want to talk about this.
现在谈完 以后就不用再提了 We talk about it now and then we don't talk about it.
-一劳永逸 -好吧 - That's the idea. - Fine.
老天 抽你的烟吧 Jesus. Smoke your cigarette.
无商不奸 葬礼同样如此 Funerals are a dishonest business.
只是人们不愿意这么想 People don't want to think about it--
他们的生意就是这么来的 That's how they get you.
还记得你母亲那会儿吗 Remember what happened with your mother?
这份遗嘱 部分公开还是完全公开 The will's translucent, transparent or something
律师说由你做主 According to the lawyers. You run the show.
你为我送终 You took me in.
还有别的吗 Anything else?
我希望你留下你母亲的衣服 I want you to have your mother's coats.
我把兔皮大衣给了朱迪 I gave Judy the hudson seal,
但我想把栗鼠皮的留给你 But I want you to have the chinchilla
当然还有水貂皮的 And obviously the mink.
都在杉木衣柜里 They're in the cedar closet.
钥匙在歌莉亚的床头柜里 They key's in Gloria's end table.
好的 爸爸 Okay, daddy.
你不想听这些对吧 You don't want to hear about it,
斯嘉丽·奥海拉[《飘》女主角] Scarlett o'hara?
遗嘱我已经收下了 I have the folder.
你总是这么敏感 Oh, you've always been sensitive.
我不该一直把你 That's my fault for shielding you
护在我的羽翼之下 From all the dangers out there
也许这才导致你嫁给这个自以为是的家伙 That's probably why you married this joker.
如果你经历过外面的大千世界 If you'd even known what was possible...
但是木已成舟 我都写下来了 But that's that. I wrote it down.
我们再也不必谈论这个了 We never have to talk about it again.
我不明白 为何你非得谈论这个 I don't understand why you like talking about this
你明知道这会让我很难过 When you can see so clearly that it upsets me.
你真是自私 而且病态 You're being selfish and morbid.
我可是你宝贝女儿 I'm your little girl.
虽然我知道 And I know
从此闭上双眼一定非常可怕 it must be horrible to be looking at whatever you're looking at,
但你何必让我也承受这恐惧呢 But can't you keep it to yourself?
他现在情绪如何 What kind of mood is he in?
我向来说不准 I'm never right.
-有人出去过没 需要穿大衣吗 -最好带上 - Has anybody been outside? Do I need a coat? - I'd take it.
唐 乔治·卡恩为了去洛杉矶拍电影 Don, George Caan dropped out of Patio
退出了"百低"广告的制作 To direct a picture in L.A.
他那水平也没什么好期待 找人替他 I look forward to his average work. Replace him.
没时间 也没人了 There's no time and there's no talent.
只能炒掉他 不然还能怎么做 What were you going to do if you had to fire him?
-让萨尔接手好了 -你认真的吗 - Have Sal do it. - Are you serious?
-萨尔 你想接手吗 -当然 - Sal, do you want to do it? - Of course I do.
听起来不错 但这让我极度紧张 It sounds good, but it makes me very nervous.
它完全取自"再见小鸟" It's lifted straight from "Bye Bye Birdie."
长焦拍摄 萨尔做的分镜头样板 It's a single shot. Sal did the storyboards.
我还可以继续解释 但应该没这必要了 I could go on, but I don't think I should have to.
-艾莉森 -在科恩餐厅 - Alison? - Keen's chophouse.
谢谢 唐 Thank you, Don.
讨论结束 交给你了 Tag. You're it.
别伤到自己 Hey. You don't want to cut towards yourself.
开始吧 There we go.
我可收藏了不少好东西 I've got some great things in here.
这可是葛底斯堡演说的精美复制品 This is an exact imitation of the Gettysburg address.
-你知道"诚实的林肯"吗 -他点着蜡烛学习 - You know about honest Abe? - He learned to read by candlelight.
没错 That's right.
我也会的 Well, I'll be.
唐 Don.
看这个 Look at this.
法国胜利勋章 Victory medal, France.
我本该再获一枚 奖励我战胜淋病 I should have another for beating the clap.
终于到它了 Here we are.
瞧这尖顶 这是普鲁士风格 That spike-- It's Prussian.
德意志最棒的战士 这点值得尊敬 Germany's greatest soldiers. You had to respect that.
我就是从这儿击中他的 That's where I got him.
看见没 You see that?
-干了的血迹 -你击毙了他吗 - Dried blood. - You shot him?
我想是的 我击毙他们很多人 I think so. I shot lots of them.
因为他们想杀死我们 They were trying to kill us.
-战争太可怕了 -也许 - war is bad. - Maybe,
但战争造就真正的男人 But it makes a man out of you--
背井离乡 Living off the land,
对抗恶劣的环境 Battling the elements,
与兄弟们并肩作战 Standing alongside your brothers.
-问问你爸爸 -吉恩 - Ask your pop. - Gene.
-怎么了 -吉恩 别这样 - What? - Gene, don't.
-这有什么 -博比 放回去 - Come on. - Bobby, give it back.
让他留着好了 我收藏就是为了流传下去 Let him have it! that's why I got it!
-我能留下吗 -那是别人戴过的头盔 - Can't I have it? - There was a person in that helmet.
-是敌人 -博比 那头盔底下死过人 - An enemy. - Bobby, it's a dead man's hat.
-拿下来 -戴着 - Take it off. - Keep it on.
归你了 It's yours.
曾经有这么一个女孩 There was this girl...
喜欢吗 在A&S打折买的 You like? It was on sale at a&s.
这么省料 得打8折吧 Looks like a lot more than 20% off.
凯蒂 Oh, Kitty.
凯蒂 Kitty.
我在工作 Mmm. I'm working.
出什么事了 是吗 Something's wrong, isn't it?
不 No.
不不不 别那么说 No no no, don't say that.
别那么说 Don't say that.
我不在状态 I'm not myself.
这是什么意思 What does that mean?
为何男人总是羞于分享他们的心情 Why are men so embarrassed to share their emotions?
求你了 Please.
萨尔 Sal...
最近几个月 The past few months--
有些事不太对劲 Something's wrong.
-不是那样的 -是的 - That's not true. - It is true.
我并非欲求过多 You know, I don't need that much,
但是我确实需要关心 But I do need tending.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我该怎么做 Well, what can I do?
你都不愿告诉我 You won't even tell me.
就算是找个借口也好 Make some excuse.
最近的半年 For the last six months,
也许是一年 Maybe a year even,
我眼见着自己的工作能力无用武之地 I've watched my job disappear.
没人再想看手绘图 人们只对照片有兴趣 Nobody wants illustrations anymore. It's all about photography.
是的 我很紧张 And yes, I've been nervous.
现在我终于有这个机会 And now I have this opportunity
可以做些有前途的事情 To do something that really does have a future.
所以现在一切都是为这努力 So it's been building to this
然后明天你就将胜利 And tomorrow you will triumph
做我凯旋的英雄 And come home a conquering hero.
这回你怎么了 What's wrong with you?
我是有个可怕的缺点 Well, I do have one horrible flaw.
就是我爱你 I love you.
我不想失败 I don't want to fail.
-嗯 -要知道 - Mmm. - Just--
如果有一点闪失 就会前功尽弃 With a single mistake, the entire shot is ruined.
那又怎样 你不是没看过电影拍摄 So what? You've seen the movies--
两次 三次 再来 Take two. Take three. Do it again.
-开始 -这次是一镜到底 - Action. - It's one shot-- the whole thing.
它取自"再见小鸟"的开始 It's the beginning of "Bye Bye Birdie."
我在尽力回忆 Uh, I'm-- I'm trying to remember.
她在蓝色布景前开始唱歌 She starts singing against a blue background
-非常甜美的女声 -哦 是的 - And her voice is very girlish. - Oh, yes.
没错 我想起来了 Yes, I remember that.
她手拿一罐"百低"向我们展示 She's offering us this can of Patio
她脚下是传送带 但你看不见 And she's on a treadmill, but you can't see it.
-她来回地走吗 -不 不 - She's walking back and forth? - No no.
她走向你 She walks towards you.
风拂过她的头发 The wind is blowing in her hair.
她唱着"百低"的卡路里有多低 And she sings about how Patio is low in calories.
然后她舒展双臂 Then she extends her hand out
与大家挥手告别 And she waves goodbye.
我们也同时后退 Then we move back too,
但她突然停下 双手抓住裙摆 But she stops and she takes her dress in her hands
用她最快的速度奔向前方 And she runs forward as fast as she can.
然后她转过身去 But then she turns her back
回首向大家投以魅惑的眼神 And looks seductively over her shoulder.
传送带将她往回拉去 The treadmill pulls her back again
而她最后一次跑向前方 And she comes towards you one last time,
直面镜头起舞 Dancing right up to the camera.
她收起双肩 She sort of pushes her shoulders together,
手握百低 俯下身来 Leans over with the can
笑着说到 "你好 百低" And she smiles. "Hello, patio."
大概就是那样 Something like that.
听起来怎样 Sound good?
你会非常成功的 It-- Uh, you're gonna do great.
你真这么认为吗 You really think so?
是的 Yes.
唐 我为你介绍下霍瑞斯·库克 Don, I'd like you to meet Horace Cooke.
-我们见过 -在林肯中心 - We've met - Lincoln center.
没错 Of course.
坐吧 莱恩提醒我 Have a seat. Lane has brought it to my attention
库克先生的儿子与我们有业务往来 That Mr. Cooke's son has approached us for work.
事实上 出于对您的尊重 Actually, it was Don who thought it best,
唐认为我们最好告知您 Out of deference, to include you.
我们不是精神科医生 We're not psychiatrists.
没什么好保密 There is no... Confidentiality.
我不完全认同 但你毕竟是他的家人 That's not strictly true, but you are family
而且这确实是一大笔钱 And, well, it appears to be a lot of money.
伯特看起来很担心 Bert seemed alarmed.
你们开的会到底是什么情况 What exactly happened in this meeting?
你也知道 你儿子有个梦想 Well, you know, your son has a dream.
没错 回力球 Yes, Jai Alai.
他第一次提起时 When he first mentioned it
我以为他不过想在这上面赌一把 I assumed he was gambling,
但他好像对它的投资价值很有信心 But he seems convinced of its financial potential.
这点确实毋庸置疑 And there's no reason to doubt that.
你醉了吗 那就和波兰手球一样 Are you drunk? It's like polish handball.
万一要是左撇子 想都别想玩了 You can't even play it if you're left-handed.
根本没那边的球壁 There's no wall on that side.
那就对了 我们不必接他这笔生意了 Well, then that's done with. We needn't be involved.
伯特 你知道这在商战中可行不通 Bert, you know that's not the way the marketplace works.
如果有人进来你这里 A man comes through your door,
他明白自己想要什么 而且财力雄厚 He knows what he wants, he's got the money to back it up,
你就得全力以赴 You do your best.
可能我没搞清状况 Perhaps I'm unclear
因为我膝下无子不能设身处地 可他们不是 Because I'm childless, but they're not.
即使你有幸打开财富之门 Well, should you be lucky enough to strike gold,
但一想起你的孩子却未曾与你并肩上阵 Remember that your children weren't there
这还值得庆幸吗 when you were swinging the pick.
我看过他的计划 全是胡言乱言 I've seen his plan. It's gibberish.
但如果你们拒绝了他 But if you refuse him,
他还会另找别人 He'll only find someone else.
我儿子生活在成功之中 My son lives in a cloud of success,
但那都是我的成果 But it's my success.
也许当这一切都结束 Perhaps when that evaporates
他与现实拼了个头破血流之后 And his face is pressed against the reality of the sidewalk
才能学会做人做事 He'll be of value to someone.
"弱肉强食 适者生存" "Kill or be killed, eat or be eaten."
这是我的生存之道 That's how I was raised.
那么你想我们继续下去 So you want us to proceed?
在我为他积攒这笔钱时 When we put that money aside for him,
他还只是个孩子 He was a little boy.
没人知道他以后会是怎样一个人 We didn't know what kind of person we were making.
别太自责了 Don't be so hard on yourself.
你说起来轻松 Easy for you to say.
毕竟你不是他父亲 He doesn't have your name.
留下来一起用午餐吧 别推脱 You'll stay for lunch. There's no discussion.
很高兴再次见到你 A pleasure to see you again.
幸会 A pleasure.
-今晚就和他签约 -很好 - I'll sign him tonight. - Very good.
都在这儿了 These are ideas.
你可以酌情跳过一些 You can skip some if you want to,
但千万别打乱顺序 But do not go out of order.
你好 我是玛格丽特 Hello, this is Margaret.
你好 我叫伊莱恩 今年22岁 Hello, my name is Elaine and I'm 22.
我有份好工作 正好也在找室友 I have a good job and I'm interested in a roommate too.
很高兴和你通话 伊莱恩 Well, it's nice to speak with you, Elaine.
你在哪工作 Where do you work?
我住在新泽西州 蒂内克区 Well, I live in Teaneck, New Jersey,
所以我想搬去城里好离工作地近点 So I want to be in this city to be near my job.
我在西部一家皮革厂工作 I work in a tannery on the west side.
真的 那里制作皮革吗 Really? They make leather?
我是那里的秘书 I'm a secretary,
但周围整天都是动物皮毛和尸骸 But I am around animal skins and carcasses most of the day,
所以我不养宠物 So I don't keep pets.
我身上的气味会让它们发疯的 The smell makes them go crazy.
我不确定自己是否想住在西部 I don't know if the west side is what I had in mind.
我需要附近有家大型医院 I need someplace near a major hospital.
我脸部有严重烧伤 My face is very badly burnt
所以需要经常开一些药膏的处方 And I need frequent prescriptions for unguents and salves.
-我们需要两间卧室 -两间卧室很好 - It would have to be two bedrooms. - Two bedrooms is good.
还有 卫生间的问题 Now... About the bathroom,
我上厕所时需要有人帮助 I'm going to need some help there.
到底是谁 Who is this?
知道吗 你是个混蛋 You know something? You're a jerk.
你为什么那么吃 Why do you do that?
我有颗爱吃盐的牙齿 I've got a salt tooth.
就在后面这里 It's right here in the back of my mouth.
外公 Grandpa.
捉弄你越来越难了 It's getting harder to fool you.
我有两把勺子 I got two spoons.
妈妈不许我们午饭前吃冰激凌 Mommy doesn't let us have ice cream before dinner.
她是害怕你会变得像她以前那么胖吗 Is she afraid you're gonna be fat like she was?
你祖母鲁西以前开车带她到镇上跑腿 Your grandma Ruth used to drive her to town to run errands
然后让她步行回来 这才没再胖下去 And make her walk herself home. That put a stop to it.
还记得鲁西祖母吗 You remember grandma Ruth?
她给过我一把尤克里里琴[夏威夷四弦琴] She gave me a ukulele.
-你有学吗 -没有 - Did you learn it? - No.
你可以的 你很聪明 You can, you know. You're smart.
和你母亲相比 你更像你外婆一些 You remind me of your grandma more than your mother.
她曾在20年代 You know, she did drafting
帮一位工程师设计过草图 In the '20s for this engineer--
小个秃顶男人罢了 没什么担心的 A little bald man. He wasn't a threat.
那就好 That's good.
你会大有作为 You can really do something.
千万别听你母亲那一套 Don't let your mother tell you otherwise.
知道吗 她也不许我吃这个 You know, she won't let me eat this either,
我希望有人跟我一起犯错 And I don't want to be the only one.
所以 So tell you what
我帮你盯着 I'm gonna keep a lookout.
好了 快吃 前方安全 Okay. Go ahead. The coast is clear.
哦她来了 快藏起来 Oh, she's coming! Quick, hide it!
我就知道你会这样 I knew you were gonna do that.
吃起来像巧克力味 可闻起来却像橙子味 This tastes like chocolate, but it smells like oranges.
闻到了吗 You smell that?
一年以后 这里将是 A year from now there'll be nothing
朗姆酒和墨西哥啤酒的天下 But rum and mexican beer in this place.
喝过墨西哥啤酒吗 工作狂 You ever have mexican beer, humps?
我很少喝啤酒 I don't drink a lot of beer.
到时候你就不得不喝了 You have to when you're there--
变形虫 腹泻[偏方:啤酒治腹泻] Amoeba, dysentery.
派特西曾经肚子里长了虫 瘦了整整8镑 Patxi caught a bug, lost 8 pounds.
那幅小身板都快瘦没了 That's a lot on his frame.
小霍说如果拍摄一幅杰克·肯尼迪 Ho-ho was saying a photo of Jack Kennedy
打回力球的照片 将会吸引众多顾客 Enjoying Jai Alai would be a tremendous endorsement.
我父亲憎恶肯尼迪 My father hates Kennedy,
因为他服刑的时候和老乔在一起 Because he knew old Joe when they were criminals together.
并且父亲也反对消除种族歧视 Plus dad's against integration.
他称派特西是"非法入境的墨西哥劳工" He called Patxi a Wetback.
杰克·肯尼迪的成就 Jack Kennedy certainly ended up
显然要高于他父亲 with a better job than his father.
我明白这听起来有些疯狂 I know this idea sounds crazy,
但回顾一下历史 But read your history.
我至少有一半赢的机会 I've got a 50% chance at least.
我父亲虽然过世了 My father's dead,
但我知道他一定会感兴趣的 But I know he'd be interested.
这是他中意的那种投资 This is his kind of investment.
我在想 I think about
我父亲创造财富的方式 The way my father made his fortune,
战争时租船运输军队 Renting ships for troop transport during the war.
他才不在乎那些德国佬 He didn't care about the Germans.
所以我想 And then I think
我可以有所成就 I could really do something.
虽然我当不了总统 I might not be president,
但是我可以 创建某样东西 But I could-- I could build something.
人们会喜欢它的 People will like it.
我会成为这项运动之父 I'm going to be the father of this sport
人们会迫不及待地想与我做生意 And people are going to be dying to do business with me,
甚至我父亲也会趋之若鹜 Even my father.
我脑中有这样一幅画面 I have this image in my mind.
在他75岁生日那天 It's his 75th birthday
我送给他 And I give him
一支球队 A team.
我想给你一点建议 I want to give you a piece of advice.
我在广告业也干了不少时间了 I've been doing this awhile
我很欣赏你的激情 And I applaud your enthusiasm,
但我觉得你应该对这个决定 But I think you should take this
更加谨慎一些 Decision a little more seriously.
-唐 你在说什么 -不 让他说 - What are you saying, Don? - No, let him-- Let him talk.
你有很大一笔财富 You have a great fortune,
但那不仅是金钱 那更是你的未来 And that's not just money-- That's the future.
我们会将这钱物尽其用 我保证 We will take all of your money, I promise you,
但我认为 你应当重新审视自己对它的执迷 But I think you should reevaluate this particular obsession.
你能做得更好 You can do better.
这是种推销技巧 对吧 That's a sales technique, isn't it?
你将我推开 You zig away from me
我却毅然投回你的怀抱 And I zag back into your arms.
我读过奥格威的那本书 You know, I've got the galleys of this book by Ogilvy.
学到很多广告业的伎俩 I learned a lot about advertising.
那你为何现在不是与奥格威共进晚餐呢 Then why aren't you eating dinner with Ogilvy?
因为坎贝尔说服了我 'Cause Campbell talked me out of it.
有件事得说清楚 Now let's get one thing straight.
如果回力球投资失败了 If Jai Alai fails,
那是你们的错 It's your fault.
抱歉 但就是这样 I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.
不必抱歉 大家都这么认为 不说罢了 Don't apologize. Everybody thinks that. Nobody says it.
你是不贴了 还是打算再贴别处去 Are you removing that or moving it?
难道曼哈顿的人 都认为我不该住这里吗 Did everybody in Manhattan decide I'm not allowed to live here?
不 事实上 我认为合适的女孩 No. Actually, I think the right girl
倒是能为你带来积极的影响 Could have a very good effect on you.
但我确实发现 你的征租很不成功 I do, however, find your ad unfortunate.
这很完美 我仔细揣摩了的 It's perfect. I proofed it thoroughly.
"整洁 负责 体贴 "Clean, responsible, considerate.
本人有精美家具和一小台电视机" I have some nice furniture and a small television."
听起来就像易卜生话剧的舞台指令 It reads like the stage directions from an Ibsen play.
那能怎样 难道你打算给我些建议 So what then? You'll give me some ideas,
等我照做了 你们却嘲笑得更欢吗 I'll use them and you'll all have an even bigger laugh?
不 我本打算告诉你怎样找到室友 No, I thought I'd tell you how to get a roommate.
这样可没戏 This is not the way.
好吧 Fine.
拜托 琼 请告诉我该怎么做 Please, Joan, tell me how to do it.
首先 为什么要叫玛格丽特 For one thing, why "Margaret"?
这是我的名字 而且感觉更成熟 It's my name and it's more adult.
但这可是两个住在曼哈顿的年轻女孩啊 But this is about two young girls in Manhattan.
年轻就是要有冒险精神 This is about an adventure.
我说的对吗 Am I wrong?
换做是我 我会这么说 If this were me, I would say something like
"追求新奇的女孩 偶尔有责任心 "Fun-loving girl, responsible sometimes.
不拘小节 为爱而生 Likes to laugh. Lives to love.
追求都市潮人生活 Seeks size 6 for city living
逛街淘货 搭讪美男 And general gallivanting.
抵制无聊时光 谢绝无聊男性" No dull moments or dull men tolerated."
就像那样 Or something like that.
多谢 这很有帮助 Well, thank you. That's very helpful.
别贴这儿 这里谁不认识你 Don't put it up there. Everyone here knows you.
四处撒网 Branch out.
晚安 佩奇 Good night, Peggy.
唐 你可来了 Don. There you are.
我正要去见莱恩 I was just on my way over to Lane.
我拿到了签名 I've got signatures.
小霍瑞斯·库克一切就绪 就等我们开始了 Horace Cooke jr. Is all dressed and ready for the oven.
鉴于莱恩对这事的惊恐不安 In light of all of the trepidation,
或许你亲自把这送给他比较好 Perhaps you should deliver this to Lane yourself.
-你在跟着我 -我在达特默斯时花了两年时间 - Are you following me? - I spent two years at Dartmouth
帮他躲那些放高利贷的 Hiding him from shylocks.
难得让我也享受下发薪日 Let me enjoy my payday.
胡克先生 莱恩是去俱乐部了吗 Mr. Hooker, has Lane stopped by the clubhouse?
我去叫他过来 I'll go and get him.
那个叫做塞斯塔 用比利牛斯山的芦苇制成 That's called a Cesta. It's made of reeds from the Pyrenees.
这种球叫做回力球 The ball is called a pelota.
他们刚把这些送过来 They just sent all this over.
霍瑞斯又有什么新想法吗 So did Horace have anymore ideas?
有一点 他希望我们称它为NJAA For one thing, he wants us to call it the N.J.A.A.
国家回力球协会 National Jai Alai Association?
他不明白美国人对这个J字母 He has no idea how confused
会多困惑[美语J在此不发音] America's gonna be about that J.
瞧这同志情谊 Look at this camaraderie.
看来我们还发掘了美国的旧时代精神 Perhaps we've discovered America's pastime after all.
速战速决吧 Full steam ahead.
干得好 伙计们 Bravo, boys.
"为派特西拍运动照"这主意怎么样 How about "Patxi: The motion picture"?
天呐 真希望我也有参与 God, I wish I was a part of this.
我已经通知公司总部 I've informed the home office.
他们已经等不及要添置计算器 There was a flutter of adding machines.
听见了吧 伙计们 Well, you heard him, boys.
不见他掏空腰包 千万别停下 Don't stop until you see the whites of his pockets.
科斯格罗夫 Cosgrove.
老天 oh! good god.
让那小子买单 Bill it to the kid.
-那是什么玩意儿 -英式松饼 - What the hell is that? - It's an english muffin.
果然是那鬼味道 收起来 到学校再吃 The hell it is. Put it away. You can eat at school.
我已经吃完早餐了 I already ate reakfast.
今天下午别让我再等了 Well, don't keep me waiting this afternoon.
希望3点整你穿戴完毕 准备好去芭蕾课 I want you dressed and ready for ballet at 3:00 on the button.
-别闲逛了 -好吧 - No dawdling. - Okay.
我去买点水果 你想吃什么 I'm going to buy fruit. What do you want?
-桃子 好吗 -我吃桃子会起疹 - Peaches, please. - Peaches give me a rash.
你姐姐喜欢 Your sister likes 'em.
你就是佩奇吗 Are you Peggy?
前台让我过来的 我是卡莱恩·埃里克森 They just sent me back from reception. I'm Karen Erickson.
对 正是 真高兴终于见到你了 Yes, I am. How nice to finally meet you.
你竟然有自己的办公室 Oh, you have your own office.
在旅行社工作 这可得攀爬很多年 Wowee. At the travel agency it takes years.
玛莎·温斯顿是唯一一个 因为她嫁给了老板 Martha Winston's the only girl and she's married to the boss.
这里可不是这样 Well, it's different up here.
大街上的人 都很喜欢你们幽默的广告 Everyone on the first floor loved your humorous ad.
你看上去像一位可以深交的朋友 You seem like someone I could really be friends with,
不像上个女孩 Not like the last girl.
是啊 我很有趣 Well, I'm fun
我也很爱寻找乐趣 And I love to have... Fun.
她总是房门紧锁 She was always keeping her door shut.
我觉得只该为一件事锁上房门 I think you should only close your door for one reason.
什么事 What's that?
我的女性缘不如异性缘 I just don't get along with women like I do men,
但她后来搬走去结婚了 But she left to get married,
所以我肯定是那种能给别人带来好运的女孩 So I must be some kind of good-luck charm.
-你有固定的伴儿吗 -没有 我还在挑呢 - Do you have a steady? - No, I'm still playing the field.
有趣的男人太多了 There are so many interesting men out there--
除了水手们 我有几条原则 Except sailors. I have a couple of rules.
其中之一就是我不喜欢水手 One of them is I don't like sailors.
不要水手 我赞成 No sailors. I agree.
佩奇·奥尔森 我有个问题 So, Peggy Olson, I have to ask:
你是瑞典人吗 因为我是 Are you Swedish? Because I am.
挪威人 Norwegian.
好吧 我们别告诉我父母 Well, we won't tell my parents.
我去预约 然后5点过来找你 I'll make appointments and come by at 5:00.
还是你想让秘书代劳 Or do you want your girl to do it?
我6点左右才下班 I finish up around 6:00.
-明天呢 -几乎每天都是 - Well, then tomorrow? - Most days.
周六去看房好吗 Can we look on saturday?
-但是这周六不行 -你周六也工作 - Oh, but not this saturday. - Do you work on saturday?
不是每周六 周六晚上更从来不会 Not every saturday. And saturday nights never.
我搬来城里 就是为寻找乐趣 I'm out in the city, ready for fun.
好的 我再联系你 室友 Well, okay. I'll call you, roomie.
我为你准备了一份三明治 Oh, I got you a sandwich.
我要去公园逛一逛 Oh. I'm gonna walk around the park.
逛得愉快 室友 Well, have fun, roomie.
是妈妈 It's mommy.
-吉恩外公去哪儿了 -他肯定忘了 - Where's grandpa Gene? - It must've slipped his mind.
-他在哪儿 -可能在家 - Where is he? - Probably at home.
我们到家时他肯定已经在家了 I'm sure he'll be there when we get home.
再见 糖分 Byebye sugar
你好 "百低" Hello patio
蛋糕摆在餐盘上 Well the cake is on the plates
我却担心会发胖 I'm afraid to gain the weight
但是现在我有了办法 But now I have some extra room
"百低"让我为之倾倒 Patio would make me swoon
减肥可乐味道好 Diet cola tasted fine
自己去买 这份是我的 Get your own course this one's mine
"百低"越喝越苗条 It's the brand that slender you
让我们高歌 Now will have you singing to
再见 糖分 Byebye sugar
终于与你告别 It's great to see you go
再见 糖分 So byebye sugar
你好 "百低" Hello patio
我爱"百低" Hello patio
我无法告诉你萨尔有多细致 I can't even tell you how thorough Sal was.
我很欣赏他的才能 Well, I appreciate that,
但 这个 But this is--
我不知道 这和我想象的大有出入 I don't know. This is not what I thought it was gonna be.
看来不是我一人这样想 I'm glad I'm not alone.
我认为有一点应该没有分歧 Look, I don't think there's any ambiguity
我们完全是 About this being exactly--
完全按照你们要求做的 And I mean exactly-- What you asked for.
没错 但就是有些地方不对 I know, but there's something not right about it.
哪里 What?
我也找不出是哪里 I, uh, can't put my finger on it.
我希望能找到 但就是找不到 I wish I could but I can't.
我们完全仿照做的 每幅画面 It's an exact copy-- Frame for frame.
要不这样 I'll tell you what.
我们送一份拷贝去你的办公室 Why don't we send a dupe back to the office with you?
不用了 很抱歉 Uh, no. I'm sorry.
我希望能解释 I wish I could explain it,
但感觉就是不对 But it's just not right.
我还是会有些雅量 I'm gonna be magnanimous
将之归结于我们的方案失败 And say it's our idea and our failure,
但总之失败了 But it is a failure.
多谢你的宽容 That is magnanimous.
-很遗憾 -也许下次吧 - I'm sorry about that. - Maybe next time.
没错 是有些不对 It's true. It's not right.
这没道理 It doesn't make any sense.
看起来 听起来 闻起来都没问题 It looks right. It sounds right, smells right.
就是有些不对 到底哪里 Something's not right. What is it?
主角不是安·玛格丽特 It's not Ann Margret.
妈妈 来了位警察 快出来 Mommy, there's a policeman! Hurry!
你好 有什么事吗 Yes, may I help you?
你是尤金·赫夫斯特的亲属吗 Are you related to Eugene Hofstadt?
对 我是 怎么了 Yes, I am. What is it?
很抱歉告诉你 他过世了 We regret to inform you that he passed away.
-天啊 -不要 - Oh god. - No!
我没事 I'm fine.
怎么回事 What happened?
他在A&P店内排队时突然不省人事 He collapsed in line at the A&P.
非常抱歉 女士 I'm so sorry, ma'am.
我 I, uh--
我 I--
我们需要知道 你想如何处理他的遗体 Well, we need to know what you'd like to do with his body.
是的 当然 Yes, of course.
罗马诺先生想见您 Mr. Romano's here to see you.
请他进来 Send him in.
我觉得需要找个地方反思一下 I figured I'd bring myself to the woodshed.
碰到坚持己见的客户 好不容易如其所愿后 It must be horrible having a client insist on something
他却又改变主意 这确实很可怕 And then change their mind once they've seen it.
但愿这种事别发生在我身上 I hope it never happens to me.
我是导演 却让你失望 I was the director and I let you down.
-我在开会 -德雷柏夫人来电话找您 - I'm in a meeting. - I have Mrs. Draper on the line.
-很紧急 -我可以先走 - it's urgent. - I can go.
怎么回事 What's the matter?
我很遗憾 贝蒂 I'm sorry, Betts.
我感到很遗憾 I'm-- I'm very sorry.
要我打电话给威廉吗 Do you want me to call William?
待在那就好 我马上到 Just stay put. I'll be right there.
-我必须得走 -出什么事了 - I have to go. - Is everything okay?
你帮不上忙 There's nothing you can do.
不过还有一件事值得欣慰 Don't ruin the only good thing to come of this.
你现在升为广告导演了 You are now a commercial director.
我怎么知道 你不是为了安慰我才这么说 How do I know you're not just saying that to make me feel better?
等我再雇你时就知道了 You'll know when I hire you again.
艾莉森 我今天不回来了 Alison, I'm going for the day.
好了 妈妈 Okay, ma.
老天啊 Oh my goodness.
太漂亮了 Oh, it's beautiful.
刚才那些噪音就是因为这个吗 Oh, is that all the noise that this was?
为什么不等格里来帮忙 Why didn't you wait for Gerry to help?
因为他在玩牌 而佩奇还得早起 Because he's playing cards and Peggy gets up early.
-快说谢谢 妈妈 -谢谢你 宝贝 - Say thank you, ma. - Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
艾德蒙电视机 你一定混得不错 An admiral. Oh, you must be doing well.
是的 I am.
怎么了 小宝贝 What's the matter, peaches?
坐下 妈妈 Sit down, ma.
到底怎么回事 What's this about?
别走安妮塔 留下 Don't, Anita. Stay.
我住宿上有点问题 Ma, I'm having problems with my apartment,
上下班花的时间太多 My commute is very long and--
想和我们一起住没关系的 Oh, it doesn't mean nothing if you want to stay here with us.
你父亲与我跟你祖母在一起住了好些年 Your father and I lived with grandma and grandpa for years.
你姐姐就是在那出生的 Your sister was born there.
妈妈 我要搬去曼哈顿的公寓住 Ma, I'm getting an apartment in Manhattan.
原来如此 Well, that makes sense.
这真的对我很重要 It really does.
没错 我恐怕就是那种为了一台电视 Yeah, I guess I'm the kind of mother
可以不要女儿的老妈 Who would rather have a new tv than a daughter.
我为你买电视 是因为你需要它 I got you a new tv because you needed one.
你买它 是因为你觉得我好哄骗 You got me a new tv 'cause you think I was born yesterday.
你属于大城市 You belong in the city.
看见没 安妮塔 Do you see this, Anita?
城市人就是这样 家人最不值钱 This is what they do. Family is cheap.
退了吧 好吗 Well, take it back, okay?
否则它只会提醒我 我在你眼里有多蠢 Because it's just gonna remind me of how stupid you think I am.
妈 你明白她最终总要搬去那里 Ma! You knew she'd have to move there eventually.
总有天你俩都会体会到 Someday both of youse is gonna feel this,
我现在有多伤心 This-- this broken heart I'm carrying.
你在那会遭强暴的 你知道吗 You'll get raped, you know that?
这里也一样危险 It's just as dangerous as here,
况且我还有位室友 And I'm going to have a roommate.
她是个很好的女孩 她叫卡莱恩·埃里克森 She's a nice girl. Her name is Karen Erickson.
也是挪威人 She's norwegian.
你有男人了 对吧 There's a man, isn't there?
不 No.
我为什么要相信你那些鬼话 Why would I ever believe anything you say?
别说了妈妈 你这样太无情了 Stop it, ma. You're being cruel.
晚安 妈妈 Good night, ma.
结果也不是很糟 That wasn't so bad.
是吗 Really?
她最近经历了太多变化 She's been through a lot of change lately.
教皇的死 对她来说打击很大 The holy father dying-- that was very hard on her.
这里之所以成为一个伟大国度 It has become one country because all
是因为所有来到这里的人们 Of us and all the people who came here
都有施展才华的平等机会 had an equal chance to develop their talents.
你不能剥夺那10%的人种天赋之权利 You cannot say to 10% of the population that you cannot have that right.
尤金·赫夫斯特2号 Eugene Hofstadt #2.
那是什么意思 What does that mean?
他们银行有两位尤金·赫夫斯特 There were two Eugene Hofstadt at his bank,
所以他就得叫尤金·赫夫斯特2号 So he had to be called Eugene Hofstadt #2.
他现在与鲁西团聚了 Well, he's with Ruth now.
希望如此 I hope so.
有次他问我 Once he asked,
"要是等我到了天堂 发现有两位妻子 "what's gonna happen when I get to heaven
那该怎么办" And I have two wives?"
歌莉亚那种人 我看这也不是什么难题 Knowing Gloria, I don't think that's gonna be a problem.
贝蒂别吃那个 在他车里放一天了 Betts, don't eat that. It was in his car all day.
我不在乎 I don't care.
-你们为什么要笑 -萨丽 宝贝 - Why are you laughing? - Sally sweetheart--
-我们不是在笑 宝贝 -我听见你们了 - We weren't laughing, honey. - I heard you.
我听见你们笑了 I heard you laughing.
你们怎么能坐在那儿 像什么都没发生一样 How can you be sitting there like nothing's happening?
好像他没死一样 Like he's not gone?
不久前他还在这 现在却走了 He was here, now he's not here.
他永远离开了 却没人明白这一点 He's gone forever and nobody even knows that.
别说了 你太激动了 Stop it. You're being hysterical.
-冷静点 -他死了 - Calm down. - He's dead!
他死了 而且永远回不来了 He's dead and he's never coming back!
却没有人关心 And nobody cares
他真的永远永远走了 That he's really really really gone!
萨丽 去看电视 Sally, go watch TV.
护送队指挥官 When the convoy commander
拒绝其军队下车接受清查 rejected commands that his troops leave their vehicles for a head count.
俄方最终同意放行护送队 罗伯特 The russians finally allowed the convoy to pass. Robert.
一位老年佛教徒的自焚身亡 Dumbstruck police and horrified crowds gathered as an elderly
引起了警方的震动和民众的恐慌 buddhist monk set fire to himself today, resulting in his death.
[吴廷琰 越南共和国第一任总统 南越民族主义领袖]
此番异常举动 据称是为反抗吴廷琰领导下 The bizarre act was a protest against the mostly-catholic government
天主教当道的越南政府 Of Ngo Dinh Diem of south Vietnam
及其领导下的种族歧视运动 And their supposed campaign of discrimination.
纽约股市今日小幅上涨 The New York stock exchange today saw
交易量较为稳定 Slight gains and moderate trading
道琼斯工业指数上涨近两个百分点 As the Dow Jones Industrial Average rose nearly two points.
接下来斯坦·贝克带来云丝顿烟草相关新闻 And now here's Stan Baker for Winston Cigarettes.