Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
我担心这棵树会碰坏屋顶 I'm worried that's gonna hit the ceiling.
我们向来都选择高大的树 We always get a tall one.
那也不能比屋子还高呀 Not taller than the living room.
我们先看看其他的 Let's go back to the other one
再做决定也不迟 And stand next to it.
萨丽 萨丽 Hey, Sally. Sally.
你好 Hello.
-我是格伦 -我知道 -It's Glen. -I know that.
你们进来时刚好从我身边经过 Well, you all just walked right by me when you came in.
不好意思 Sorry.
你回来这里干什么 What are you doing back here?
我妈再婚了 现在我得和继父住在一起 My mom got married and now I'm supposed to live with him.
我见到你新爸爸了 我妈说她早料到这一天 I saw your new dad. My mom said that would happen.
用不了多久 他们便会生小孩的 After they're married awhile, they'll have a baby.
你要趁现在 尽量多提些要求 You should probably ask for something big now.
你在挑选圣诞树吗 Hi. Are you getting a tree?
不 我在工作 No, I'm working.
-你做什么工作呢 -我带来了绳结 -what do you do? -I bring twine over.
正要剪断它呢 I get to cut it.
-真棒 -我自己编的 -wow. -yeah, I made it.
颜色真漂亮 Those are good colors.
我们要回家了 就等你啦 We're leaving as soon as I find you.
-再见 格伦 -电话联系 -Bye, Glen. -Maybe I'll call you.
-方便进来吗 -请进 -Good time, bad time? -Yes.
你在齐格菲剧院邂逅的那个女孩寄来了简历 You've got a resume from the girl you met at the Ziegfeld theatre.
-存档吧 -庄臣蜡品公司的阿尔·韦弗 -File it. -Al Weaver at Johnson Wax
想要另一版彩衣地板蜡的印稿 Requested another print of glo-coat.
另外还有一封很重要的邮件给你 And you got this very important piece of mail.
圣诞老人收 Santa Claus
拆开吧 Open it.
亲爱的老爸 博比觉得这信会被送去北极 "Dear daddy, Bobby thinks this is going to the north pole
但我们还是照样写 But we should keep up the roos."
-拼写r-o-o-s[Rules拼写错误] -电视看太多了 -r-double-o-s. -Too much television.
博比说 他知道自己犯了错 "Bobby says he knows that he doesn't deserve
忘记关上车库里的冰箱门 A Heathkit radio because of what happened
所以不能奢望希思牌收音机了 With leaving the freezer open in the garage
但或许圣诞老人送他自行车 更棒的粒丸枪 But maybe santa could choose from a bicycle, a better pellet gun,
时钟收音机 晶体管收音机 A clock radio, a transistor radio,
架子鼓 或自行车 A drum set and a bicycle."
是我忘了关冰箱门 I left that freezer open.
小吉恩想要个消防员 "Baby Gene wants a fireman.
我不知道那是什么 I don't know what that means."
太可爱了 Adorable.
我在梅西百货店看上一条 "And I would like the gold necklace
可以镌刻上自己姓名缩写的金项链 That you can put your initials on that we saw at Macy's.
最重要的 我希望你能在圣诞节清晨 And most of all, I'd like you to be here on christmas morning
亲手把礼物送给我 但我知道你不会来的 To give it to me, but I know you can't be."
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
一套架子鼓 一辆消防车玩具 So a drum set, a fire truck--
还有项链是30元 The necklace is $30.
刻上S.B.D 萨丽·巴斯·德雷柏的缩写 It's S.B.D.--Sally Beth Draper.
另外... And...
再给她买些披头士的唱片 Get her some Beatles 45s
和一台半导体收音机给他 And him a transistor radio too.
嗯 有些女孩去找了琼 Um, the girls went to Joan
我并非想背后议论她什么 And I don't want to undermine her,
但我们允许带朋友出席圣诞晚宴吗 But are we allowed to bring a friend to the christmas party?
莱恩会控制晚宴支出 Lane scaled it back
每人一杯杜松子酒 一盒维菲塔乳酪 To a glass of gin and a box of velveeta.
我们得节衣缩食 We're tightening our belts.
但你依然会拿到一份奖金的 But you will be getting a bonus,
即便我自己掏腰包 Even if I have to see to it myself.
那么 谢谢了 Well, thank you.
我可不想写信给圣诞老人索要礼物 I didn't want to have to write a letter to santa.
-这个留给你吗 -好的 -Do you want this? -Sure.
让他进来 Send him in.
你好 弗雷迪 Ready Freddy.
太久没见了 It's been too long.
哪里 我觉得刚好 Nah, just long enough.
气色不错嘛 随便坐 You look good. Have a seat.
天呐 Jeez.
好像到了意大利医院 It looks like an Italian hospital in here.
是呀 没错 简找设计师弄的 I know, I know. Jane got a decorator.
跟我的头发颜色一模一样 简直看不到我的存在 I feel like with my hair you can't even see me in here.
-来一杯吗 -晚点再喝 -Something brown? -Maybe later.
几点了 哦 瞧瞧 What time is it? Oh, look at that.
我觉得还是亲自将这条商机传达给你比较好 So I thought it'd be best if I broached this opportunity in person.
可别被公司表面的装潢迷惑了 Well, don't be fooled by the setup here.
金玉其外罢了 It's potemkinville.
是么 也许我能帮你一把 Well, maybe I can help.
我离开智威汤逊广告公司时 I walked out of J.W.T.
顺走了一份大单 旁氏冷霜 With a present under my arm--Pond's cold cream.
价值200万 而他们决不会觉察到 It's $2 million, but they'll never even notice it's gone.
你究竟怎么办到的 How the hell did you do that?
简单来说 Suffice it to say
因为我与客户的关系非同一般 The client and I are in a fraternity together.
我无力独自运作这单生意 I can't handle the account myself,
但此刻我是清醒且冷静的 But I'm clean and sober now--
16个月来我滴酒未沾 16 months without a drop.
-那刚才你说"晚点再喝" -要不然怎么说呢 -So when you said "maybe later"? -What am I gonna say?
听着 如果没有其他办法 你就来接手这单生意 Look, if it doesn't work out, you can keep the account.
要我怎么说呢 What am I gonna say?
好吧 Yes.
还有件事嘱咐你 There is one little caveat.
说吧 Name it.
我觉得要被这幅画吸进去了 I feel like I'm getting sucked into that thing.
我不想让皮特·坎贝尔参与其中 I don't want Pete Campbell near this.
我很奇怪你居然邀他入伙 I was surprised you took him along.
无可奉告 No comment.
舒格伯里公司销售火腿已有30年了 Sugarberry has been selling hams for
业绩一直稳步提升 30 years at a fairly steady rate
其间已用尽了各种促销策略 While doing in everything they could to create sales,
而我们要在一个月内出成效 And then we do this in a month.
必须先花些时间与其磨合 We have to give them time to reconcile that.
-弗雷迪 -芭蕾舞后 -Freddy! -Ballerina.
我觉得自己像铁皮人 I feel like the tin man.
幸会 Good to see you.
你好吗 弗雷迪 How are you, Freddy?
再好不过了 Couldn't be better.
我刚刚还谈到你了呢 I was just talking about you.
弗雷迪到此是来谈一单 Freddy here just ran in from the yard
价值200万美金的大买卖 With a $2-million account in his mouth.
-旁氏冷霜 -我说你怎么神采奕奕的呢 -Pond's cold cream. -Well, that explains why you look so good.
现在喝酒有点太早吧 唐 A little early for that, isn't it, Don?
真有趣 Very funny.
这个项目潜力巨大且前景可观 The pedigree of this account is that it was boosted.
我还会适时地凭借私人关系斡旋其中 And I'll need to maintain my personal contact to it creatively.
这点你能接受吧 唐 If that's all right with you, Don.
只要你不介意和那个老姑娘一起工作 If you don't mind working with this old thing over here.
我正有此意呢 I was counting on it.
-哦 我不喝 -奇了 -Oh, none for me. -Oh.
-你何时带客户过来 -交给我好了 皮特 -When can you bring 'em in? -I'll be handling this one, Pete.
是这样 弗雷迪 我不想旧事重提 Well, Freddy, I hate to bring this up,
但我想在座的各位都想知道 But I do believe it's on everyone's mind.
我们都想知道你能否在晚宴上扮圣诞老人 We all want to know if you can be santa at the christmas party.
那角色非我莫属 It's the role I was born to play.
弗朗西斯公寓 Francis residence.
能让萨丽接电话吗 Can Sally come to the phone?
你是哪位 Who may I say is calling?
斯坦利 我有个作业问题求助 Stanley. I have a question about homework.
萨丽 一个男孩的电话 他叫斯坦利 Sally, there's a young man on the phone--Stanley.
-哪位 -是我 格伦 -Hello? -It's Glen.
哦 你好 Oh, hi.
不想知道我为何自称斯坦利吗 Don't you wanna know why I said my name is Stanley?
说吧 I guess.
因为这是私密通话 Because this is private.
-你在哪 -你觉得呢 -Where are you? -Where do you think?
在我妈妈家呢 I'm down the street at my mom's.
你们怎么还不搬 How come you didn't move?
我不知道 I don't know.
我讨厌这里 打心眼儿里讨厌 I hate it here. I really really do.
为什么 Why?
我会保密的 I won't tell anybody.
每当我走近屋子的拐角 Every time I go around a corner,
就幻想转过去能看到我爸爸 I keep thinking I'll see my dad.
抱歉 Sorry.
可你要知道他们不会再在一起了 They're not gonna get back together, you know.
格伦 Glen?
特别是她现在还和别人做那事 Especially now that she's doing it with somebody else.
做什么事 Doing what?
格伦 Glen!
不过 别担心 Well, don't worry.
总有一天他们会醒悟过来想搬家 One day they'll wake up and they'll want to move.
你会看到的 我得走了 再见 You'll see. I've gotta go. Bye.
再见 Goodbye.
-斯坦利是谁 -一个男孩 -Who's stanley? -A boy.
我们不久便会向客户就此项服务收取费用 We will soon be charging clients for this service
同时阿瑟顿博士也会向我们收取费用 And Dr. Atherton will in turn be charging us.
九牛一毛而已 Significantly less.
我和伯特多年来一直就有意合作 Bert and I have been meaning to work together for years.
至少是光明正大地合作 Out in the open at least.
很好 需要把灯光调暗吗 Very good then. Shall we dim the lights?
不用 以影片作为讲演的开头绝对是个错误 No, beginning the presentation with the film is a mistake.
观众很容易先入为主 Audiences will listen to anything in anticipation.
看我说得没错吧 See what I was talking about?
简单说来 我们相信要做好消费者动机研究 Simply said, we believe that at the motivational research group,
对客户消费的科学评估 We have brought the science of consumer evaluation
应当如同外科医生操控手术刀一样精准 to a point of precision like that of a surgeon's scalpel.
毫无疑问 需借助菲娅·米勒博士的智慧 No doubt, with the help of minds like Dr. Faye Miller,
她的广告作品早就不知不觉深入人心 With whose work you are already unknowingly familiar.
菲娅曾协助策划那支家喻户晓的广告 Faye helped develop the indelible image
现已成为公认最优秀的女性卫生用品广告 That has become the standard of feminine hygiene advertising--
用娇爽 穿白裤子也不怕啦 The Carefree gal in white pants.
那广告跟小儿麻痹症疫苗广告挂一起了 It's right up there with the polio vaccine.
除了人口统计资料 Beyond demographic information--
薪水 年龄 婚姻状况之外 Salary, age, marital situation--
我们试着找出真正有 We've tried to find a way to select prospects
内在需求的潜在客户 Who can really provide insight.
就从这份测试开始 This test is our beginning.
花几分钟填完它 Take a minute, fill it out
顺便来块饼干 And please take a cookie.
不吃的话说明什么呢 What's it mean if we don't?
说明你有精神病 That you're a psychopath.
做这套测试的目的在于 The point of this exercise is
让你们熟悉我们的方法 To familiarize you with our methods.
给你们饼干的目的 The point of the cookies is that everyone
是为了回馈你们所付出的时间 should be rewarded for their time.
这套题是设计来了解 These questions have been designed
被测试者内心真正渴求的 To get at what subjects really want
而不是嘴上说出来的东西 Instead of what they say they do.
发现他们面具之下不为人知的一面 What are the real feelings that exist below the surface?
比如说 你会怎样形容你的父亲 For example, "how would you describe your father?"
不管你的答案是什么 No matter what the answer,
其实都跟下一个问题密切相关 It creates a level of intimacy for the next question,
你们家谁是一家之主 "who makes decisions in your household?"
那里有铅笔 There's some pencils if you need them.
抱歉 我得去赶赴一个约会 I apologize. I have an appointment.
这份给你留着 That is yours to keep.
-那是广告图纸吗 -不 是我的画像 画得有点傻 -Is that work? -No, it's me. It's kind of silly.
他们把窗帘拉上后叫我 我好离开 Tell me when they pull the curtains so I can get out of here.
-要冰块吗 -要 -Do you want ice? -Yes.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
在准备圣文森特医院的新职员派对 Saint Vincent's junior staff christmas party.
才清晨八点呢 At 8:00 in the morning?
我们刚下班 所以得快点准备 Well, the shift just ended and we have to do it soon,
因为圣诞和新年时 Because christmas and new year's
我们要忙着救助自杀的人 we're overrun with suicides.
-好吧 那 -我叫菲比 -well, uh... -Phoebe.
你叫唐对吧 我记得你 And you're Don. I know.
-我们见过面吗 -算是吧 我就住走廊对面 -I hope we haven't met. -well, I'm right across the hall.
我们上次打过招呼的 We wave to each other.
当时还有我朋友莎拉 她在楼梯上跌倒了 You met my friend Sarah. She fell on the stairs.
可能当时你没穿制服吧 Maybe you weren't in uniform.
别装作对我一点印象也没有 Don't pretend that you've never noticed me.
每次你开门的时候都喜欢发出怪声 You always grunt when you put your keys in the door.
这可不是好习惯 It's not good,
所以我想邀请你参加我的派对 which is why I am inviting you to my party.
谢谢你邀请我 菲比 I really appreciate the invitation, Phoebe,
但我要迟到了 But I'm late for work.
那你应该感谢我吵醒你了 So you should thank me for waking you.
塔卢拉赫·班克黑德 她很有魅力 Tallulah Bankhead, she's glamorous.
比那些电影明星强很多 She seems more uncompromising than a movie star,
因为她在百老汇演歌剧 You know, because she's on broadway.
她是因为不好看才当不上电影明星的 She never got off broadway because she's not beautiful enough.
太刻薄了你 来想象一下 Shame on you. Come on.
小小的后台化妆间 A little backstage
化妆镜旁就放着旁氏冷霜 at the makeup mirror with pond's.
还有大束的玫瑰花 庆祝首演 A big bouquet of roses, opening night.
旁氏 专业人士的选择 "The choice of professionals."
听起来不错不是吗 It's good, right?
所有的资料都表明 All of their research says that
他们的目标人群是年轻女孩儿 they're trying to get young women.
年轻女孩儿从来都是学成熟女人 Well, young women look up to older women.
学她们的美容秘诀 你开玩笑吗 For beauty tips? Are you joking?
我深知那个客户 差不多就成 I know the client. This thing is rigged.
他期望值不高 That's what he wants.
这不光是客户的问题 It's not just about the client
还关系到别人对我们作品的评价 People are looking at everything we do here.
你看过我们的作品吗 和这很不一样 Have you seen our work? It's very different than this.
-弗雷迪·凡·拉姆森 -是冯 -Frederick van rumsen! -von.
看看你午餐错过了什么 Boy oh boy, were you missed at lunch.
旁氏公司的凯文·拉特利奇 他真风趣 Cal Rutledge from Pond's. What a cut-up.
-你在说什么 -我是说我得去躺会儿了 -What do you mean? -I mean I've got to go lay down.
不敢相信这是他做的 I can't believe that's his job.
你好 请告诉他 拉姆森先生有事找他 Hello. Can you tell him Mr. Rumsen's on the phone?
-那就打断他一下 -怎么了 -Interrupt him. -What's wrong?
凯文 你有什么要和我说的吗 Calvin, do you have anything to tell me?
你刚和罗杰·斯特林吃午饭了吗 Did you just have lunch with Roger Sterling?
没别的想说的了吗 So you have nothing to say?
别 别 别这样 Hey hey, don't do that.
没事的 It's okay.
振作点 Pull yourself together.
第一浸信会 79街和百老汇交界处见 First baptist church, 79th and broadway.
-我得走了 -没出什么事吧 -I've gotta go. -Is everything okay?
怎么 你还看不出来吗 What, you can't put two and two together?
亲爱的 听着 好好动动脑筋 Listen, cutie, wrap your head around
找出最合适的女主角 Finding the right famous face
脸型一定要符合我的要求 Or my other thing about the T zone.
每支广告推荐10人候选 I want 10 tags a piece,
然后等我回来删减 再给唐过目 Then I narrow it down and then we go to Don.
你确定 Are you serious?
换我我也会这么做 别担心 I'll do'em too. Don't worry.
你肯定比我做得好 因为你是女孩儿 I'm sure yours'll be better because you're girlier.
小李·加勒 Lee Garner Jr.
接进来 Put him through.
卡罗琳 他说是什么事了吗 Caroline, did he say what it was about?
你好 李 棕榈滩怎么样 Well, hello, Lee. How's palm beach?
很漂亮 我打算过几天再去 Beautiful. Heading back there in a couple of days.
再去 那你现在在哪呢 Back? Where the hell are you?
在城里做圣诞节采购 In town doing a little Christmas shopping.
你在城里的话我想和你见一面 Yeah, I'd love to see you now that I know you're in town.
卡罗琳 Caroline!
-明晚一起吃晚饭怎么样 -明晚有圣诞派对 -How about dinner tomorrow? -Christmas party.
那午餐吧 晚上我得参加圣诞派对 How about lunch? We're having a christmas party.
为什么没有邀请我 Why am I getting my invitation so late?
我以为你不在城里 Because I thought you were out of town.
在麦迪逊大街的办公室开派对 Huh. Madison avenue office christmas party?
我只在电影里看过 有兴趣 I've seen the movies. You find me.
好吧 三点怎么样 Okay. 3:00?
-四点才开始 -五点吧 -No, 4:00. -5:00.
去叫李过来 Shit. Go get Lee.
我很期待 I'm looking forward to it.
不会让你失望的 You won't be disappointed.
我刚才接到小李·加勒的电话 I just got off the phone with Lee Garner jr.
他要过来 He's going to stop by.
我们得为他准备一个圣诞派对 We're going to have to have a christmas party,
-盛大的派对 -怎么会这样 -A real one. -How did that happen?
事实如此 而且他已经因为 It happened. In fact, he was offended
我们没有邀请他而生气了 That we hadn't invited him already.
那就别邀他来这里 Uninvite him.
带他去四季大酒店 随便他想吃什么 Take him to the four seasons. He can have three entrees.
他来又不是为了吃 This man doesn't care about food.
我知道你对钱完全没有概念 I know that you've lived your life from a bottomless pocket,
但这里的支出和收入 But there's a very real system of money
都有一个系统的 coming in versus money going out.
加班费 折旧费 Overtime, supplies being used carelessly,
电费 派对费用 这都是多余的开销 Leaving the lights on, parties--it adds up.
听着 老伙计 你不是总说 Listen, Olivier, aren't you the one who's always talking about
幸福时光香烟是我们99%的收入来源 How lucky strike is 99% of our business or something?
能拿下旁氏冷霜广告的话就只有69% 69% if we land Pond's cold cream.
已经拿到了 还有我讨厌你老是算计百分比 We have Pond's and I hate the way you say "percent,"
那其他的客户怎么办 What about our other clients?
我们没有其他客户 We have no other clients.
即使小李·加勒想从耶路撒冷请来东方三贤士 If Lee Garner Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem,
我们也得办到 卡罗琳 He gets it. Caroline!
叫琼过来 你要来点吗 我从家带的 Get Joanie in here. You want something? I brought it from home.
-什么事 -我们圣诞派对的标准 -Yes? -There's been a small adjustment
得有点小小的调整 To the scale of our christmas party.
-调高还是低 -小李·加勒要来 -Lower or Higher? -Lee Garner jr. Will be joining us.
相信你能适当改善 I trust you will make the appropriate improvements.
不光改善 得提升它的档次 Well, I don't. We need to change its rating
从小孩过家家提高到万人狂欢节 From convalescent home to roman orgy.
嘴上有东西 Maalox.
我要调酒师和圣诞树 I want a bartender and a tree.
别管他 我喜欢圣诞节 Screw him. I love christmas.
你只喜欢圣诞派对 You love christmas parties.
我们需要多一点人凑数 We're going to need more employees,
所以我得让她们都携伴参加 So I'm going to allow everyone escorts, even the girls.
纽约食品 熟食和中国菜 New york food--deli and chinese--
还得给加勒先生准备一份礼物 And some kind of gift for Mr. Garner.
可不能把你自己当礼物送了 You're off-limits.
你不提醒他 他是不会想到这一点的 I don't think he's the one who needs to be reminded.
拜托 Oh, come on.
上次你穿那条红裙子 He was all over you
他被迷得神魂颠倒的 the time you wore that red dress--
背后还系了条蝴蝶结 The one with the bow in the back
看上去就像包装精美的礼物一样 that makes you look like a present.
-你记性真好 -我常常会想起来 -You have an incredible memory. -Yeah, I think about it a lot--
我是说那条裙子 That dress, I mean.
-你能再穿一次吗 -少来 -Could you wear it? -Stop it.
不是你想的那个意思 I didn't mean it that way.
我是说 职场公事为重 但在派对上可以尽情放纵 All I was saying was this is the office and that's life.
这样很好 This is good
那才是生活的乐趣嘛 And that's life.
瞧瞧这是谁来了 What a nice surprise.
这是希拉做的 Sheila at the station baked them.
希拉 谁是希拉 Sheila. Who's sheila?
她今年六十岁了 Huh. She's 60 years old.
你看那糖霜做的 You see how shaky the icing is?
等一下 Hey, knock it off.
怎么了 有别人在吗 Why? Is rasputin home?
小声点 她会听到的 Shh. She'll hear you.
我累了 我得躺着去 I want to lie down. I'm tired.
不行 我床上摆满工作的东西 Uh-huh. My bed is covered with work.
你是想影射什么吗 That's kind of symbolic.
我的脸看起来怎么样 How is my face?
清新 纯洁的 保养得很好吧 Fresh, dewy, well cared for?
我来帮你弄得更好 Let me get a better look.
你身上有肥皂的味道 You taste like soap.
我在做一个七天美容疗程 I'm in the middle of a seven-day beauty plan.
我们就不能 Can't we just
脱了衣服躺在一起吗 Get undressed and lie together again?
那可不是个好主意 That was a bad idea.
这状态还要持续多久 How long is this gonna go on?
抱歉让你觉得我们已经到了那一步 Oh, I'm sorry you feel you've put in the time.
-我们什么都没做 -这样也别有一番情趣 -We're not doing anything. -we're doing some things.
可我们没在做需要两人"配合"的那事 We're not doing anything I can't do myself.
马克 Mark.
我说过我想要你 I told you I want you.
事实上 越是想要你 我就越愿意等下去 In fact I want you so much I wanna wait.
我也说过 我们可以无所畏惧 And I told you there's nothing to be afraid of.
我想做你第一个男人 I want to be your first.
你太保守了 You're so old-fashioned.
不 我不是 No, I'm not.
在瑞典 男女一旦心动 In sweden, they make love
便可以直接做爱 the minute they feel attracted.
这样也健康些 因为你可以寻寻觅觅 And it's healthier, because you can find,
找到最佳伴侣 You know, the perfect person.
要知道 性生活和谐对于爱侣来说 Because making love is a very important
是非常重要的 part of a life with someone.
可以说是最重要的 至少在瑞典如此 The most important. In Sweden, anyway.
这些你是从哪知道的 Where did you hear that?
我读了篇文章 叫《瑞典式爱情》 I read this article, "the Swedish way of love."
非常具有启迪意义 It's very enlightened.
你别想让我像瑞典人那样做 You're never going to get me to do anything Swedish people do.
你只需浅尝辄止 All you have to do is take a couple of steps that way.
我给你带了曲奇饼 I brought you cookies.
我觉得你该回家了 I think you should go home.
希望你能好好考虑那个问题 And I want you to think about that.
抱歉 聚会散场 Sorry. Everybody leaves
你还不得不打扫战场 The moment you have to clean up.
我好像有个吸尘器 I might have a vacuum.
你到底从哪回来的 Where the hell are you coming from?
-我在工作 -你在哪工作 -Work. -Where do you work?
白马酒馆吗 The white horse tavern?
你是参加了聚会什么的吧 Did you have a party or something?
-我讨厌聚会 -你还讨厌圣诞呢 -I hate parties. -and you hate christmas.
-我知道的 -我不讨厌圣诞节 -I got it. -I don't hate christmas.
今年除外 I hate this christmas.
你家里有暖气啊 想想也是 Of course you have heat.
要来点什么吗 Can I get you something?
够了 你该休息了 Come on. You're going to bed.
看看我们现在的样子 Look where we are.
-你很熟练啊 -我父亲是个老酒鬼 -You're good with that. -My father was a drunk.
如果你不规矩点 If you don't behave yourself,
我就不替你脱鞋了 I'm not gonna take your shoes off
等你醒来后 就能知道脚疼得厉害 And you're gonna wake up with sores on your heels.
你怎么能忍受每天都去医院呢 How can you stand going to a hospital every day?
我喜欢在医院工作 I love working at the hospital--
看世人生如夏花 People coming into the world,
死若秋叶 People leaving it.
世事无常 沧海桑田 Everything happens there.
晚安 唐 Good night, Don.
晚安 Good night!
麻烦靠墙放 Against the wall, please.
梅根 Megan.
吧台不错 The bar looks good.
你去准备些餐具和音响 I need you to get the chafing dishes and the sternos.
然后打电话给燕京楼 让他们改在三点半至四点送货 Then call peking house and move the delivery from 4:00 to 3:30.
-他们总爱拖时间 -好的 琼 -They're always late. -Yes, Joan.
那瓶 That one.
我列的名单包括塔卢拉赫 杰西卡·坦迪 On the short list I've got Tallulah, Jessica Tandy,
芭芭拉·斯坦威克和桃丽丝·戴[皆是女明星] Barbara Stanwyck and Doris Day.
-各具特色 -我搞不懂你这个名单 -Different types. -I don't even understand your list.
伊丽莎白·泰勒为什么不行 What's wrong with Elizabeth Taylor?
广告目的不是为了让老妇宛若少女吗 Isn't it about making old ladies look good?
什么产品都做不到这一点 Nothing makes old ladies look good.
但旁氏可以 这才是关键 But Pond's does. That's the point.
如果年轻女孩使用它 If young girls started using it,
或许她们就能找到婆家 不至于整天怒容满面了 Maybe they'd find a husband and they wouldn't be so angry.
我想说的是 那款产品我已经试用过了 All I was trying to say is that I've used the stuff
我觉得应该强调一下涂抹上该化妆品以后 and I think there's something about the experience
面对着镜子时的那种心驰神往的感觉 of putting it on and looking in the mirror.
如果我们能换个思路倒也不错 If we were to go another way, that's not a bad idea.
自我陶醉 对吗 Indulging yourself, right?
不 用旁氏 就能嫁出去 No, if you use Pond's, you'll get married.
我完全不是这意思 That's not what I was saying.
或者反其道而行 Or we could go the other way.
不用旁氏 你就要做老姑婆 If you don't use it, then you'll never get married.
哪个好些 Which is better?
算了 先把这些都记下来 You know what? Just write 'em down.
不 我才不会记下这些 No, I'm not writing that down.
抱歉宝贝 戳到你痛处了 I'm sorry if I hit a nerve there, precious.
听着 弗雷迪 去年关于你的去留问题 You know, Freddy, I have brought your name up 100 times
仅仅我就提你名字不下百次 in the last year to come in and freelance, for me,
但是别人对你的评价没错 But everybody is right about you.
你和你那傲慢的贵妇 那便携式打字机 You and your grand dames, your portable typewriter
还有你口中那绝望的老姑娘 And your desperate spinsters--
你落伍了 懂吗 You're old-fashioned. You know that?
-奥尔森女士 -什么事 -Miss Olson? -Yes?
大家都为了派对去梳妆打扮了 Everybody's leaving to get dressed for the party.
-您还有什么需要我做的吗 -没了 你去吧 -Do you need me right now? -No, you can go.
我 我... I--I'm--
抱歉 弗雷迪 I'm sorry, Freddy.
算了 没什么 Don't worry about it.
瓦丽特会来吗 Is Violet coming?
她会的 She wouldn't miss it.
谢谢 亲爱的 Oh, thank you, dear.
你们了解皮特的 You know Peter.
除了睡觉时间 他恨不得分分秒秒都耗在城里 He'd rather spend every waking second right here in the city.
谁会愿意错过纽约的圣诞呢 第五大道... Who'd want to miss christmas in new york? 5th avenue--
脏兮兮的男人在露天手推车上炒栗子 Chestnuts roasting on a greasy man's open street cart.
饶了我吧 My goodness.
我们打算去巴哈马群岛 没什么比这更好了 We're going to the Bahamas and there's nothing else to it.
哈里在洛杉矶总是流连忘返 Harry spent so much time in Los Angeles,
-我打算和他去登山 -斯托山 -I figured I'd treat him to the mountains. -Stowe.
你呢 唐 有什么计划没 What about you, don? Do you have any plans?
有啊 去趟阿卡普尔科[墨西哥南部港市] Yes, heading to Acapulco.
-有人陪着吗 -没 -Are you taking anyone special? -No.
-这可怪不了别人 -是啊 我太同情他了 -Well, it's your own fault. -Yes, I pity him,
被放逐到比基尼的海洋中 Marooned in that sea of bikinis.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
-再次见到你很高兴 -彼此彼此 先生 -Nice to see you again. -And you as well, sir.
-叫我唐吧 -好的 唐 -Don. -Okay. Don.
我们去取点喝的 We're going to get something to drink.
那家伙到底在哪呢 Where the hell is he?
他们还是孩子 They are children,
还不能接受现实 And they can't accept the fact
不愿别人替他们做决定 that others have to make decisions for them.
这么说我们不是你口中的那种人 So we are not part of this herd you're talking about.
你来自英国 You're from Great Britain.
应该很清楚社会主义的危害 I'd think you'd be familiar with the perils of socialism.
民权遭到践踏 是社会倒退的开始 Civil rights is the beginning of a slippery slope.
如果他们通过了医疗保障法 If they pass medicare,
就会一往无前 直到取缔个人财产 They won't stop until they ban personal property.
侵占我们的房子 强暴我们的妻子 Storm our houses and rape our wives.
所有人员 各就各位 Man your battle stations!
裙子很美 霍洛韦先生在哪 Nice dress. Where's Mr. Holloway?
救死扶伤 Saving lives.
大家注意 女士们 快来这边 Everyone, ladies, come on, let's go.
这可是个派对啊 Don't forget it's a party.
安静 安静 Please please.
五分钟前我从这边走过 没人给我这等礼遇 I walked in here five minutes ago, no one did anything.
圣诞快乐 李 肤色很好 Merry christmas, Lee. That's quite a tan.
我特意晒的 I work at it.
我们什么时候能为幸福时光香烟想出 When can we expect something for lucky strike
[彩衣地板蜡的广告词]
那么好的创意 "放我出去" as good as "let me out of here!"
彩衣地板蜡告诉我 要全力出击 出奇制胜 Well, glo-coat told me to swing for the fences.
原来还要我特意嘱咐啊 唐 Well, I didn't know I had to ask, Donny.
我们准备了礼物 美女还有游戏 We have gifts, girls and games,
不过你得先喂饱自己 But first I'm going to get you some food.
好主意 红衣女郎 Well, that's a good idea, red.
我喝了一天酒 I've been drinking all day.
别开灯 笨蛋 Don't turn on the lights, shithead.
来吧 Come on.
如果你听到任何动静 赶紧跑 别担心我 If you hear anything, run. Don't worry about me.
梅根 给加勒先生来杯喝的 Megan, can you get Mr. Garner a drink?
-圣诞老人在哪 -他还没现身 -Where's santa? -He didn't show,
不过他倒是留了些礼物 But he did leave some presents.
-琼 -我发誓我曾穿着西装跳康茄舞 -Joan. -Well, I could've sworn I congaed by a suit.
-你想扮演圣诞老人吗 -怎么可能 -You want to be santa? -Hell no.
你呢 罗杰 How about you, Roger?
我倒是想 但我对天鹅绒布料过敏 I would, but I'm allegic to velvet
少来 你定能胜任 Come on. You'll do great.
-你认真的吗 -显然 -Are you serious? -Damn straight.
少开玩笑了 I don't think so.
让我来吧 我喜欢扮圣诞老人 I'll do it. I'd love to be santa.
-确实 -算了吧 -Yes. -Oh, come on.
瞧你这瘦骨伶仃样 It'd take three of you to fill that suit.
再说了 谁都知道圣诞老人白发苍苍 Besides, everybody knows Santa's got white hair.
穿上吧 罗杰 Put it on, Roger.
得饶人处且饶人 李 Come on, Lee.
快穿上 Put it on.
他真够意思 He's a hell of a sport.
都别进来 Everybody just stay there.
-快报警 -有人藏在屋里吗 -Call the police. -Is somebody in the house?
可能是只熊 Maybe it's a bear.
谁在里面 Hello?
估计是小孩子捣的鬼 I'm guessing it's kids.
我先检查下屋子 Let me look around the house.
-有人吗 -别乱跑 -Hello? -Just stay here.
你的娇妻现在何处 莱恩 Where's your lovely wife, Lane?
她和我儿子都在伦敦 She and my son are in london.
我很快就和他们团聚 I shall be joining them soon enough.
我家人在佛罗里达 Mine's in Florida.
我们算是难兄难弟了 对吧 I guess we'll suffer through, eh, Jeeves?
圣诞快乐 Merry christmas!
此刻很难分辨这位 It's hard to tell if he's
是圣诞老人还是岁月老人了 father christmas or father time.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas!
罗杰 这袋子真大 That's a big bag, Roger.
可不要第三次心脏病发 Don't want you to have a third heart attack.
是吧 亲爱的 Right, honey?
看看都有些什么 What have we here?
孩子们都希望得到什么样的圣诞礼物呢 What do all the good boys and girls want for Christmas?
-幸福时光香烟 -多谢 -Lucky strike! -Thank you.
不用 不要一次就抽完了 You're welcome. Don't smoke those all at once.
还有一份特殊的礼物 And I have a very special present
送给这位淘气的小男孩儿 for a little boy who knows he's been naughty.
李 Lee.
你不必破费的 You didn't need to do that.
哪里话 Yes, we did.
看看 Look at that.
是宝丽莱 It's a Polaroid.
谢谢你 Thank you.
倒让我想起孩童时候 It reminds me of when I was a kid.
还记得吗 Remember that?
如愿以偿得到梦寐以求的东西 You'd ask for something, you'd get it
我自然是很高兴 and it made you happy.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas!
圣诞快乐 亲爱的 Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
圣诞快乐 唐 Merry Christmas, Don.
我床上有烂鸡蛋 There's eggs in my bed!
你愿意的话可以睡我们房里 You can sleep in our room if you want.
我房里好好的 My room's fine.
-有人吗 -一会儿便走 -Anybody home? -Not for much longer.
我得等杰夫和伯特·库珀 I can't leave until Geoff and Bert Cooper
想出怎样从孩子们手里拿到吃的才能走 figure out how to take food from children.
恐怕不太可能 Well, if anyone can do it.
你还有几个聚会要参加 How many christmas parties do you have to go to?
难为你了 请坐 I pity you. Please, sit down.
不坐了 我只想确信没什么差池 No, I just want to make sure there were no problems.
你的服务可真是周全 You really are a full-service company.
因为你没有参加测试 It's just you didn't take the test
你做为公司的创意总监 and I know you're the creative shaman around here,
却中途退出我的展示环节 but you walked out of my presentation.
我深感失望 I'm disappointed.
原以为你是来谈情 谁知竟是来挑事 I thought you came in to flirt, but you came in to fight.
我竭尽所能地获取关于你的信息 You have to know I found out all I could about you.
你的作品非常有意思 Your work is very interesting
我原希望你也能认同我的拙作 and I guess I was hoping you thought mine was.
我不是有意针对你 It's not personal.
我只是觉得 通过作品是无法真正了解一个人的 I just don't think you can learn much about people that way.
可我却对你多有了解 I learned a lot about you.
你就是那种不愿意接受测试的人 You're the kind of man who doesn't want to take the test.
抱歉 我只是不明白 I'm sorry. I just don't see
我的童年对销售地板蜡有何作用 how knowing about my childhood is gonna help sell floor wax.
我看过你那个广告 I saw that ad.
简直是你童年阴影的一个缩影 It's all about somebody's childhood.
大家同处一个行业 Look, we're both in the same business.
我也不怕妄言 I'm not embarrassed to say
做这测试就是要帮助人们 it's about helping people somehow
梳理内心最深处的心结 to sort out their deepest conflict.
什么心结 And what is that?
根本上说 In a nutshell,
就是"我想做什么样的人" it all comes down to "what I want"
和"人们对我有何期待"之间的矛盾 versus "what's expected of me."
-这倒是没错 -我自然知道没错 -That's true. -I know it's true.
如果你没中途退出 You would've known it's true
你也应该早就知道 if you'd stayed for my presentation.
想吃点夜宵吗 Want to get some dinner or something?
不了 多谢 No, thank you.
但我接受你的歉意 But apology accepted.
我知道你肯定觉得假期度日如年 Look, I know the holidays are hard in your situation,
不过不必着急 一年之内你会再婚 But don't worry. You'll be married again in a year.
什么 What?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我总是忘记人们都不愿承认自己被看穿 I always forget--nobody wants to think they're a type.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
哈里 该你了 Harry. Your turn.
实在对不起 Sorry sorry sorry.
真见鬼 Shit.
什么都没有 I don't see anything.
找到了 Oh. Here they are.
-找到了 -太好了 -I got 'em. -Great.
-他钥匙忘了 -半小时后回来 -Forgot his keys. -I'll give you a half an hour
-我们在查姆利家见 -一个小时吧 -and then we'll meet you at Chumley's. -Make it an hour.
-可能要给他弄点吃的 -真可怜 -Might have to get some food in him. -He's pathetic.
醒醒 Hello?
-真的很抱歉 -举手之劳 -I'm really sorry. -It's okay.
只是改了一下我的行程 Switched my plans a little bit.
我给你取阿司匹林 一定要吃 I'm getting you aspirin. Don't say no.
最上面靠右的柜子 Top right cabinet.
-吃点东西吗 -不了 -How about some food? -No.
-谢谢你 -没事 -Thank you. -Okay.
那就明天见吧 Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
别这样 Don't.
别怎样 Don't what?
你的体香让我难以抗拒 You smell so good.
我有些眩晕 I feel dizzy.
天啊 My goodness.
我知道 I know.
我还有约会 Oh! I'm supposed to meet somebody.
真的该走了 I should really go.
真的吗 You sure?
是的 Yes.
我... I, uh...
我明白 没事 I understand. It's okay.
没事 Okay.
那明天见 See you tomorrow, I guess.
弗雷迪 Freddy.
抱歉我占了你桌子 I'm sorry I'm at your desk.
这张是办公室里最干净的了 It was the cleanest spot in the office.
还好吗 昨晚聚会你没来 Are you okay? You didn't come to the party.
据我的经验而言 It's been my experience
他们要你穿上圣诞老人的衣服时 that when they give you that Santa suit,
通常早就想到怎么整你了 there's usually a bottle already in the pocket.
谢天谢地 Thank god.
我可不想担心 I don't want to worry
自己每次惹你伤心之后 that every time I hurt your feelings
你就会重新开始酗酒 you're gonna start drinking again.
那何不别再惹我伤心呢 Then why don't you stop hurting my feelings?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
抱歉我说你落伍了 I'm sorry I said you were old-fashioned.
我也很抱歉 不应说你嫁人心切 And I'm sorry I said you wanted to get married.
我确实是嫁人心切 I do want to get married.
那就不要一门心思工作 多出去约会 Well, you've got to work less and find somebody.
我有男朋友 I have a boyfriend.
是认真的吗 Is it serious?
我也不知道 I don't know yet.
他总是黏着我 He won't leave me alone.
当年瓦丽特也是这样 It was that way with Violet.
贪求无厌 Insatiable.
弗雷迪 我不想再谈这个了 Oh. Freddy, I don't want to talk about this.
还不是你先提起的 Hey, you brought it up.
老实说 这个我还没有想周全 I haven't done much work on this, I have to be honest.
我得喝点咖啡 I need to get some coffee.
行 Fine.
我不想孤孤单单地过新年前夜 I don't want to be alone on new year's eve.
愿闻愚见吗 My two cents?
你如果打算嫁给他 就按兵不动 If you're gonna marry him, you can't do anything.
否则他会认为你轻薄 He won't respect you.
那如果我自己也很茫然呢 What if I don't know?
那就不要勾起他的欲火 Well, you can't lead him on.
欲火无处宣泄 真的很难受 That is physically very uncomfortable.
可不是玩笑话 It's not a joke.
圣诞节玩得怎样 Did you enjoy the Fuhrer's birthday?
愿他老人家[指耶稣]寿比天高 May he live for a thousand years.
家父曾说这一行堪比世上最好的工作 Oh, my father used to say this is the greatest job in the world
除了要对付那些刁蛮的客户 except for one thing--the clients.
早上好 Good morning.
昨晚赶回家了吗 Did you make it home last night?
赶回去了 I did. I did.
进来 Come inside.
-这些是什么 -都是给孩子们的 -What's all this? -For your children.
我前些日就买了 I bought them the other day,
后来还是包装了一下 but I finally got them wrapped.
谢谢你 Thank you.
要我送过去吗 Want me to get the door?
不用 No.
要杯咖啡吗 Do you need some coffee?
喝过了 I had some.
聚会太疯狂 It was quite a party.
-我真的玩出格了 -我也是 -I really overdid it. -Me too.
我... I, uh...
谢谢你帮我送钥匙 Thank you for bringing my keys.
非常感谢 I really appreciate it.
你的善良让我很多时候都太过放肆 I've probably taken advantage of your kindness on too many occasions.
什么 Excuse me?
我只是想感谢你帮我送钥匙 I just wanted to say thank you for bringing my keys.
言重了 Okay.
我也说过目前公司的经营一直举步维艰 I know we talked about how tough things are for the firm,
但我想说的是... but I wanted you to know...
这是我们说好的奖金 Well, here's the bonus we talked about.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
谢谢 Thank you.
还有其他事情吗 Anything else for right now?
没有了 No.
[感谢你一直以来辛勤的工作 圣诞快乐 唐]
早 Hey.
-你还好吗 -当然了 -Are you all right? -Yeah, of course.
有没有什么新感觉 Do you feel different?