Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
唐纳德·德雷柏办公室 Donald Draper's office.
止咳药片的主要消费人群 In addition to the two major cough drop users:
除了烟民和感冒患者之外 Smokers and cold sufferers,
另一个经常服用的人群 is another group that eats them as candy...
我们一般把他们称为忧郁症患者 The technical term is "Hypochondriacs."
我是唐纳德·德雷柏 Donald Draper.
唐纳德·德雷柏办公室 Donald Draper's office.
喂 Hello?
你叫我不要老是按铃打扰你 You said not to buzz you all the time,
我也不知道该怎么办 but I don't know how else to do this.
有你的电话 You have a phone call.
如果是有电话 你可以按铃提醒我 You can buzz me for a phone call.
如果我说了不要咖啡 Things like coffee after I've said no,
你就不用再问第二遍 You don't have to ask again.
那是因为你总在这里睡觉 You're always asleep in here.
《纽约时报》的记者沃特·霍夫曼找你 Walter Hoffman from "The times." He's a reporter.
-找我什么事 -你要我现在去问吗 -What's it regarding? -You want me to go ask?
先这样吧 I think we're done here.
《纽约时报》啊 "New York times."
我是唐 This is Don.
你好 我是纽约时报的记者沃特·霍夫曼 Hi, it's Walter Hoffman from "The New York times."
我负责广告界新闻专栏 I write the advertising column.
我知道 有什么事吗 沃特 I know who you are. What can I do for you, Walter?
你听说了吗 I just wanted to know if you'd heard
C.G.C刚签下了克利拉斯的广告单 that Cutler, Gleason & Chaough just signed Clearasil.
客户一旦和我们解约 我们就不再关心他们的去向 I don't keep track of accounts once we resign them.
他们先从你手中先抢走了回力球的广告 I just think it's kind of interesting that first C.G.C.
现在又抢走了克利拉斯 Takes the Jai Alai association from you and now this.
-不知你作何感想 -从未挂心 -How do you explain it? -I don't think about it.
我和泰德·赵联系过了 Well, I talked to Ted Chaough
他说 每当唐·德雷柏看向汽车后视镜时 and he said, "Every time Don Draper looks in his rearview mirror,
都会看见我 he sees me."
合伙人午宴要开始了 You have a partners' luncheon.
你想说什么 What's your point?
我想说 你打算对此作何回应 My point is: Do you have a response?
-我的话会公开发布吗 -是的 -On the record? -Please.
我从没听说过这个人 I've never heard of him.
还有其它事吗 Anything else?
没了 祝你今天愉快 No. Have a good day.
塞尔玛事件愈演愈烈了 This Selma thing is not going away.
[黑人为废除种族隔离和争取选举权而展开的斗争]
你还是觉得他们不需要《民权法》吗 You still don't think they need a civil rights law?
他们得到他们要的了 为什么还不满足 They got what they wanted. Why aren't they happy?
因为连宠物狗都能下榻华尔道夫酒店 他们却不行 Because Lassie stays at the Waldorf and they can't.
你们是不是已经谈完了 Please tell me I missed everything.
我宣布 合伙人会议现在开始 I now call to order a meeting of the partners.
出席人 斯特林 库珀 德雷柏 普莱斯 Sterling, Cooper, Draper, Pryce in attendance.
人齐了 Everybody.
好吧 先有请坎贝尔先生 Very well then. Mr. Campbell.
赛可通便剂终于同意拍摄电视广告 Secor laxative has finally agreed to produce a television commercial
并开拓试销市场 and test market it.
你怎么说服他们的 How'd you ease them into it?
首先肯定得让他们吃点甜头吧 Must've had to loosen them up first.
这个客户跟了18年了 罗杰 We've had that client for 18 years, Roger.
皮特还有一个好消息 Pete has other news.
我的一个好友 A deerfield chum of mine
执意带我参加一个亚洲协会的晚宴 roped me into a dinner for the Asia society,
之后我和他们通了几次电话 The result of which was a series of interesting phone calls
吃了一顿午餐 and one lunch
并探讨了和本田摩托公司的合作问题 regarding the Honda motorcycle company.
他们在美国的市场占有率达到50% They control over 50% of the U.S. Market.
我见过那种车 非常可爱 I've seen them. They're cute.
他们在精信广告公司待遇非常悲惨 They're miserable at Grey.
50%的市场占有率 谁不会呢 Well, 50% of the market? Who wouldn't be?
"我剩下的一半去哪了" "Where's my other half?"
他们正商讨新的广告合作事宜 They're taking meetings and
也就是今天上午9点的事 我们的希望很大 as of 9:00 this morning, we're on the books.
300万美元的大单 $3 million in potential billings
他们还准备向汽车领域进军 and they're venturing into automobiles as well.
什么时候能把他们带过来 When can you bring 'em in?
听着 你们的顾虑或欣喜都是毫无必要的 Listen, let me spare you the agony and the ecstasy
因为我们不会和他们合作的 and tell you we are not doing business with them.
什么 Excuse me?
听着 我不指望你能理解 Look, I don't expect you to understand this
因为你还太年轻了 Because you were a little boy,
我曾经有很多朋友 But I used to be a man with a lot of friends.
然后二战爆发 World war II came
他们都死在你口中的"黄种朋友"刺刀下 and they were all killed by your new yellow buddies.
听着... Look...
如果伯恩巴克都能和大众合作 If Bernbach can do business with Volkswagen,
[伯恩巴克 犹太人; 大众 德国品牌]
我们就能和任何人合作 we can do business with anybody.
战争已经结束了 罗杰 The war is over, Roger.
何不干脆把莱尔·埃文斯博士请过来 Why don't we just bring Dr. Lyle Evans in here?
够了 That'll be enough of that.
跟幸福时光香烟的合作很愉快 会议到此为止 Lucky strike is great. Meeting adjourned.
对于新客户的选择 我们一般不用投票决定吧 We don't usually put new business to a vote, do we?
这样的大客户 你们还有意见吗 Does anyone really have a problem with this?
没有 你什么时候能带他们过来 No. When can you bring 'em in?
越快越好 我可不想错过机会 Immediately, if possible. I don't want to lose our spot.
目前有人建议我读《菊与刀》 So far I've been advised to read the "The chrysanthemum and the sword."
在我看来 他们有他们的做事方法 From what I can tell, they have their own way of doing business.
伯特 希望你能帮我们解决一下这个难题 Bert, I'm hoping you'll help us navigate these waters?
我会准备几个要点 I'll prepare a few salient points.
别让罗杰掺和进来 Keep Roger out of the loop.
真是令人兴奋 A rather exciting possibility.
干得好 Good work.
琼 保证那本书人手一份 Joan, get everybody that book.
至少得让他们看到桌子上有 At least want them to see it on people's desks.
谁是莱尔·埃文斯博士 Who the hell is Dr. Lyle Evans?
我不知道 I have no idea.
进来 Come in.
-萨丽 快打招呼 -你好 -Sally? -Hello.
我把我的医疗用具带来了 I brought my doctor kit.
我该走了 Okay, I'm gonna go.
玩的开心点 在哪一家 Enjoy yourself. Which one is it?
我是说 万一我要找你 该打哪家饭店的电话 I mean, which restaurant in case I need to reach you.
芭堤雅餐厅 Benihana's.
你要去约会 是吗 You're going to see a girl, aren't you?
是的 Yes I am.
-她叫什么 -贝瑟妮 -What's her name? -Bethany.
我不喜欢这名字 I don't like that.
用不着你喜欢 Well, you don't have to.
九点让他们睡觉 Bed by 9:00
天啊 你干嘛了 Jesus. What did you do?
她看起来像个蒙古人 She looks like a mongoloid.
-有那么难看吗 -博比 去睡觉 -Is it that bad? -Bobby, go to bed.
-萨丽 到我这来 -不 -Sally, get over here. -No.
快去睡 Good night.
过来这边 Come over here.
我不生气 快来 I'm not mad. Come on.
你爸爸会杀了我的 Your dad is gonna kill me.
我死定了 He's actually gonna kill me.
你也是短发 我爸就很喜欢 You have short hair and daddy likes it.
和我无关 你不能这么做 That doesn't matter. You're not allowed to do this
你知道的 and you know that.
你和我爸爸做过吗 Are you and daddy doing it?
-什么 -我知道那回事 -What? -I know what it is.
男人和女人做的那档事儿 I know that the man pees inside the woman.
你从哪儿听来的 Where did you hear that?
学校的一个女孩儿说的 A girl at school.
你应该和你妈妈谈谈 You should talk to your mommy.
我不想 I don't want to.
你现在不用知道这些事 Well, you don't need to know right now,
不要转移话题了 So stop changing the subject.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你知道我现在的麻烦比你还要大吗 Do you understand I'm in worse trouble than you are?
我只是想变得漂亮些 I just wanted to look pretty.
走吧 Come on.
我们来看看还能不能补救 We're gonna try and fix this, okay?
你似乎不太开心 You're not impressed.
我头发上满是油烟味儿 My hair smells like I've been frying chicken.
快别这么说 Stop it.
这里很贵的 This place is very expensive.
不是这个问题 这种就餐方式显得不够亲密 That's not it. It's just not very intimate.
五个月来只约会三次 Three dates in five months?
你以为我不知道为什么吗 Don't think I don't know why.
这不是神秘的唐纳德·德雷柏吗 If it isn't the inscrutable Don Draper.
泰德 Ted.
这是我夫人 南 This is my wife Nan.
-这位是我朋友贝瑟妮 -泰德·赵 -This is my friend Bethany. -Ted Chaough.
-唐纳德·德雷柏 -幸会 -Don Draper. -Pleasure.
幸会 Pleasure.
我们预约了霍华德·莫西给克利拉思拍摄广告 We just booked Howard Moses to shoot Clearasil.
-你和他合作过吗 -没有 -You ever work with him? -Not yet.
我以为我够聪明了 I thought I was clever,
但看起来你和我不相上下 but it looks like you and I had the same idea.
-你在说什么 -你觉得呢 -What are you talking about? -What do you think?
本田 你觉得剩下这些人会不会是 Honda? You think the rest of these tourists
智威汤逊广告公司派来的 are from J Walter Thompson?
我觉得有这种可能 I suppose it's possible.
好消息是 最终的竞争对手只会是你和我 The good news is it's gonna be between us.
坏消息是 狭路相逢唯有勇者才能决胜 The bad news is the best man's gonna win.
祝您进餐愉快 Enjoy your dinner.
-当然 -幸会了 -We will. -Nice to meet you.
-泰德 你这是在干嘛 -工作啊 -What are you doing, Ted? -My Job.
-他是谁 -避之唯恐不及的臭苍蝇 -Who's he? -Some fly I keep swatting away.
他们的广告作品尚不及我们的一半 They haven't done half of what we have.
但他却自称是我们的竞争对手 The minute he declared himself the competition,
似乎如此就和我们平起平坐了一样 suddenly we were equal.
恕我愚见 他实在无法与你相提并论 Well, as far as I'm concerned, he's no competition at all.
怎么了嘛 Hello?
不能让这事破坏了我们的浪漫之夜 是吧 We're not gonna let is spoil our evening, are we?
正是 No.
你居然会用筷子 Do you know how to use those?
是的 Yes.
教教我吧 Think you could teach me?
他们几点睡的 What time did they go to bed?
真的十分抱歉 I'm really really sorry.
-他们还没睡吗 -不是 -They still up? -No.
我和博比一起看电视 It's just... I was watching TV with Bobby
疏忽了一下 and I turned around for a second
萨丽就把她的头发剪掉了 and Sally cut her hair.
什么 What?
真的很糟糕 It's pretty bad.
我还不如让他们自己在家呢 I could've just left them alone.
她当时躲进了厕所 我也不知道 She was in the bathroom. I didn't know.
你有责任看好他们的 You were supposed to watch them.
别 我好不容易才让她睡着的 Don't. I finally got her to sleep.
你知道她母亲会怎样苛责我吗 Do you know the River of Shit I'm gonna get from her mother?
很抱歉 我试着补救了 I'm sorry about that. I tried to fix it,
但你可能需要带她去美容院一下 But you'll probably need to take her to the beauty parlor.
她为什么要这么做 Why the hell would she do that?
她可能是想学海莉·米尔斯扮大人吧 She probably wanted to look older, like Hayley Mills.
[海莉·米尔斯 著名童星 生于1946年]
我也不知道 I don't know.
-我不该拿 -就当退职费吧 -I really shouldn't. -Consider it severance.
-听我说... -我不需要你的建议 明白吗 -Look... -I don't want your advice, okay?
晚安 Good night.
大概是孩子们回来了 It's probably the kids.
-妈妈 -玩得开心吗 -Hi, mom. -Did you have a nice time?
开心 Yeah.
把帽子摘了 Take that hat off.
听我解释 好吗 Let me explain, okay?
-你该死的怎么回事 -冷静点 -What the hell happened to you? -Calm down.
-你剪了她头发 -不是 -You cut her hair? -No.
我自己剪的 抱歉 I cut it. I'm sorry.
贝蒂 Betty.
-是个意外而已 -天呐 -It was an accident. -Jesus.
贝蒂 有必要动手吗 Betts, is that necessary?
我真的真的很抱歉 I'm really really sorry.
你的确应该感到抱歉 上楼回你房间 Damn right you're sorry. Get up to your room.
-等等 -快去 -Hold on. -No, now.
没事的 It'll be okay.
博比 带你弟弟出去玩 Bobby, take your little brother outside and play.
-你不该打她 -你说得对 -You didn't have to hit her. -You're right,
因为这根本无关紧要 Because it doesn't do anything!
学校还要拍合照呢 You have picture day.
-最近别想去小朋友家过夜 -小孩子不懂事而已 -Forget about your sleepover. -Kids do this.
-你就没做过吗 -我小时候就想要长头发 -You never did this? -All I wanted was to have long hair.
事实上 我妈生我气的时候 In fact when my mother was mad at me,
才会威胁说要剪我头发 she would threaten to cut my hair.
-你当时人呢 -那只是个意外 -Where the hell were you? -Look, it just happened.
保姆一下子没注意 The sitter wasn't paying attention.
我不想知道你过的什么日子 You know what? I don't want to know about your life.
你就不能照看他们一会吗 You can't even watch them for a second.
非得随便找个人来照看他们 It's like leaving them with nobody.
难道你照顾得就很好吗 Because you're so good with them?
带她去修一下头发 Take her to the hairdresser.
我走了 Goodbye.
贝蒂 Betty.
亨利 别劝我 Henry, I don't want to hear it.
我真恨不得他死 I want him dead!
你以为我无法理解你此刻的感受吗 You don't think I feel that?
我也离过婚 贝蒂 I was divorced, Betty.
每周末和埃莉在一起简直就是上天的恩赐 My weekends with Ellie were sacrosanct.
恨不得买下游乐场的整幢楼 I probably paid for a building in play land
而他都不能在家呆一晚陪孩子们吗 And he couldn't take a night off?
而且谁知道他找谁照看孩子了 And who knows who he had watching her?
是秘书 还是哪个淫妇 Some secretary, another whore?
但是 But...
怪他就好 别怪萨丽 That's him, not Sally.
小女孩都是这样的 Little girls do do this,
并非只有家庭破裂的孩子才会有此举动 And not just ones from broken homes.
我知道 I know.
我太冲动了 I was impulsive.
我会跟她道歉 I'll apologize.
我女儿也曾这么大 Having had a girl this age,
据我的经验 体罚只会坏事 I can tell you that punishment will only make this worse.
所以你等下上楼道歉的时候 So when you're up there apologizing,
告诉她 你会带她去修头发 you let her know that she's going to go to the hairdresser
她也可以去小朋友家睡 and she can go on her sleepover.
奖励她 Reward her?
-真得这样 -真的 -Really? -Really.
你心真软 你知道吗 You're soft, you know that?
你终于来了 和本田公司的会议就约在今天 There you are. The Honda meeting's today.
先别着急上火 And before you bite my head off,
承蒙库珀相助 我终于约到他们商谈合作事宜 I'm up to date on the protocol with the help of Cooper.
万事俱备 只欠东风 We don't have to do anything
但别给他们挑刺 也别提任何建议 but avoid criticizing them or giving advice.
我碰到了泰德·赵 I ran into Ted Chaough.
他们怎么也掺合进来 而你居然会不知道 How are they in this thing and how could you not know that?
简直是降低我们的格调 This guy's drafting off of us.
我正式声明一下 For the record,
智威汤逊 C.G.C. 还有我们共同竞争 it's J.W.T., C.G.C. and us.
现在失陪一下 我得去包装几个礼物 Now if you don't mind, I have to get some gifts wrapped
再把这些菊花扔出去 and get these chrysanthemums out of the building.
在日本 菊花居然象征死亡 Apparently they symbolize death.
太多的文化冲突 So much conflicting information.
请允许我带各位参观一下 Allow me to show you around.
办公室可能比各位见过的都更现代 Our offices are probably more modern than you've seen,
我们公司就是这样的 很有前瞻性 but that's the kind of company we are... forward-thinking.
这里就是我们所谓的"闲情创意区" This is what we call the creative lounge.
我们也解释不清其中的科学道理 We can't tell you how it happens,
但这里确实很能激发新创意 but it does happen here.
这话太难翻译了 This is too difficult.
那就随便说点儿什么 Well, tell them something.
[我不知道这间办公室是用来干什么的]
这位是琼·哈里斯 我们的秘书主管 This is Joan Harris, our chief hostess.
这两位是加村一郎和斎藤八 I'd like you to meet Ichiro Kamura and Hachi Saito.
幸会 希望尚未有人带各位去红花铁板烧 Nice to meet you. I hope no one's taken you to Benihana.
大卫·奥格威带着去过了 David Ogilvy.
我知道不少店牛排做得好的 问我就行 I've got a very good list of steakhouses. Just ask.
[她走路也不怕摔跤]
还真有些"不拘小节" 是吧 Not very subtle, aren't they?
的确 No, they are not.
我们非常期待看到贵公司的创意展示 We are most happily looking forward to presentation.
希望不是现在 Not now, I hope.
我们希望更多的消费者选择我们的摩托车 We want more driver for motorcycle.
我们必将为此鞠躬尽瘁 And we shall endeavor to make that happen.
正事既已谈完 And now that we are finished,
请接受我们的一点薄礼 Please accept our modest gifts.
这可不敢当 I cannot accept.
小小心意 A small token.
实不敢当 No thank you.
请收下 远来即是客 Please. You are our guests.
恭敬不如从命 Thank you.
-打开看看 -不 当然是晚点再拆 -Open it. -No. Later, of course.
是个哈密瓜 It's a cantaloupe.
这里是红方威士忌 Johnny Walker red.
-非常感谢 -谢谢 -Thank you very much. -Thank you.
抱歉 没人通知我今天要开会啊 I'm sorry. I didn't know this meeting was happening.
然后我转念一想 可能是有人想给我惊喜 Then again, I know how some people love surprises.
抱歉 各位 I apologize, gentlemen,
但我确实未接到开会通知 But for some reason I was not informed.
事实上 有人帮我约了兰道夫共赴午宴 In fact, someone set a long lunch for me with Randolph.
会议是临时决定的 但现在会议已经结束了 Well, it was last minute and now, unfortunately, drawn to a close.
我必须警告你 他们可不懂什么叫"结束" I have to warn you they won't know it's over
除非你扔下原子弹 until you drop the big one...
还得扔两颗 Twice.
会议尚未结束 The meeting is not over.
我们还未出示竞争规则 We have yet to present the rules.
什么时候轮到你们制定[投降]条件了 So now you're dictating terms.
加村先生 斋藤先生 这位是罗杰·斯特林 Mr. Kamura, Mr. Saito, this is Roger Sterling.
这位是翻译高桥明 This is their translator Akira Takahashi.
我们给每家公司三千美元 We give each firm $3,000
作为参与广告创意竞争的费用 for a competitive presentation.
此文件夹内就是参与竞争的条件 In this packet are the conditions for the competition.
我们不跟你们谈条件 需要的是无条件[投降] We don't want any conditions. We want it to be unconditional.
高桥先生 继续 我的话照翻 Akira, go ahead, tell 'em what I said.
罗杰 住嘴 Roger, stop it.
-他们都是客人 -我清楚知道他们是谁 -These men are our guests. -I know exactly who these men are.
你们以为就施施然过来 我们都得奉承你们 You think you can just come in here and we'll fawn all over you?
我们打败了你们 还将再次打败你们 We beat you and we'll beat you again.
日本人的钱我们也不屑赚 We don't want any of your Jap crap.
所以 好走不送 So Sayonara.
我的歉意言语实在无以表达 If you could only know my embarrassment.
他妻子病重 他一直在借酒浇愁 His wife's very sick. He's been drinking a lot.
[告诉他们 我们很期待他们的初稿]
规则已经分明 You have our rules.
我们非常期待贵公司的创意展示 We very much look forward to your prestation.
你不许搞砸这单 You don't get to kill this account.
你知道他们的 说不定到最后还是死在自己手上 Well, you know how they are. Maybe it'll kill itself.
够了 Enough.
我现在说的甚至不是钱的问题 I'm not even talking about money right now.
而是这样的产品 能让我们有多么大的发挥空间 I'm talking about the kind of work you could do for those people.
你见过本田的摩托吗 设计得非常好 Have you seen that motorcycle? They love design.
只要我还是这公司的合伙人 As long as my name's in that lobby,
我就能选择想跟谁做生意 I get to choose whom I do business with.
你之前也拒绝与詹特伦泳装合作 我的理由比你正当的多 I've got a lot better reasons than you had with Jantzen.
詹特伦泳装的事已经过去了 Jantzen was over.
我跟很多当时的战友承诺过 I made a pledge to a lot of men you'll never meet
不跟日本人做生意的 Not to do business with them.
见你娘的鬼 你什么时候才能消停 Christ on a cracker, where do you get off?
你没上过战场 没经历过那些 You know what? You weren't there. You weren't anywhere.
很遗憾你不能理解 I'm sorry you can't understand.
二战都过去将近20年了 It's been almost 20 years.
不管你喜不喜欢 大家都得向前看 Whether you like it or not, the world has moved on.
他们跟二战的日本鬼子也不一样 These are not the same people.
怎么可能 我还是同一个我 How could that be? I'm the same people!
你以为我不知道你的如意算盘 You don't think I know what you're doing?
高举着爱国的旗帜 You're wrapping yourself in the flag
其实是为了让我做不成这一单 so you can keep me from bringing in an account
因为你知道我每做成一单 Because you know every chip I make,
我们对幸福时光香烟的依赖就越低 We become less dependent on lucky strike
公司对你的依赖也就越低 and therefore less dependent on you.
-你这个小杂种... -罗杰 -Why you little... -Roger!
让他滚出去 Get him out of here.
我们几个都在努力有所建树 The rest of us are trying to build something.
他说得对 He's right.
[你会把硬币藏在哪儿] Where would you hide a coin?
[你会将它花掉 不是吗] You'd spend it, wouldn't you?
[我知道藏在哪 我来告诉你] Well, I do know where it is. I'll tell you.
[那就说吧] Then tell me.
[先跟你做笔交易] I'll make a bargain with you.
[先放他们俩走 我就告诉你] Let these two go. Keep me. I'll tell you.
[-我保证 -不行] -Promise. -No.
[那就算了] Then no deal.
-你在做什么 -没什么 -What are you doing? -Nothing.
劳拉 Laura.
上楼去 Go upstairs.
别动 我去打发了就来 Hold still. I'll get it.
怎么了 她病了吗 What's the problem? Is she sick?
你可以打电话叫我去接她的 I would've come and gotten her.
不是 睡衣派对提前结束 No. The slumber party ended early.
我想跟贝蒂谈谈 I'd like to speak to Betty.
好的 亲爱的 Okay. Honey?
没事吧 Is everything all right?
不 有事 No, it's not.
能让我们单独谈谈吗 Could you leave us alone for a moment?
我发现萨丽有一些不当行为 I found Sally behaving inappropriately.
她做什么了 What'd she do?
她在我们家沙发上... She was in our den on the couch
自慰 Playing with herself.
什么 What?
我不知道你们家什么规矩 I don't know what goes on here,
反正那样的行为绝不允许在我家出现 but that kind of behavior is not allowed in my house
更不允许在我女儿面前发生 And certainly not in the presence of my daughter.
我... I am...
对此非常抱歉 Very sorry for this behavior
萨丽也是 And so is Sally.
您的严厉做法非常正确 I would've done the same thing.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry about that.
我该走了 I should go.
你怎么回事 What is wrong with you?
这种事不是你该做的 You don't do those things.
私下里不许做 You don't do them in private
当众更不许做 and you especially don't do them in public.
-你没话说吗 -我什么都没做 -You have nothing to say? -I didn't do anything.
你再敢撒谎 我把你手指砍了 Don't you dare lie to me. I'll cut your fingers off.
睡觉 明早我再治你 Go to bed. We'll deal with this in the morning.
怎么了 What happened?
太丢脸了 I'm mortified.
简直无地自容 I'm so embarrassed.
发生了什么事 What happened?
她发现萨丽... She caught Sally...
在自慰 playing with herself.
她到底是怎么了 What's wrong with her?
那个女人会传的人尽皆知 That woman will tell everybody.
她为什么这么做 Why is she doing this?
我告诉过你 如果问题很严重 I told you if it got serious,
还有最后一个办法 There is a solution.
我不想那样做 亨利 I don't want to do that, Henry.
她的举动一次比一次出格 It's one thing after another.
她到底是怎么了 What's wrong with her?
也许是时候找专业人士解答这个问题了 Maybe it's time we let a professional answer that question.
亨利 Henry...
我曾经去看过心理医生 I went to a psychiatrist once.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
因为我曾经很抑郁 Because I was unhappy.
我觉得心理治疗根本没什么用 And I don't think it helps anything.
我实在不敢想象 I hate to think how much worse
如果埃莉诺没去看心理医生会是什么样 it would have been for Eleanor without one.
他们是专门为孩子服务的 They train them just for kids.
我们上学的时候也有 We got ours from the school.
我这么说并不是因为我认为 I'm saying this not because I'm so sure
她一定有问题 there's something wrong with her,
我只是觉得你们母女二人恐怕难以承受 but I think this is very hard on you two.
-你什么时候去的 -几年前 -When did you go? -Years ago.
我当时烦恼之至 I was bored.
-我们可以不提这个吗 -当然 -Can we leave it at that? -Of course.
布兰肯希普小姐 打给加州的电话有回讯吗 Miss Blankenship, any luck on that call to California?
抱歉 没有 I'm sorry. No answer.
皮特和普莱斯先生想见您 Misters Peters and Pryce to see you.
请他们进来 Send them in.
我觉得我们还可以 但他们做事讲求干净利落 I think we're okay, but everything they do is inside out.
今早我接到联系人政尾先生的电话 I got a call this morning from my contact Masao
他告诉我说上次的会议简直是个巨大的灾难 telling me that the meeting was a Margaret Dumont-sized disaster,
然后 莱恩 你来说 but then... Lane?
20分钟后政尾先生给我打电话 Then nearly 20 minutes later Masao called me
为我们的创意展示定了时间 and set a time for our presentation.
可能每个公司都有一个像罗杰那样仇日的人 Look, there's probably a guy like Roger at every firm.
他们早已习惯 只有我们还耿耿于怀 They've outgrown it and we haven't.
罗杰有话要说 Roger has something to say.
库珀先生 斯特林先生 Mr. Cooper and Mr. Sterling.
我意识到 在公司当前的困难时期 I realize that I should not at this point
我不应该拒绝任何一个潜在客户 limit our potential clients in any way.
下一单 无论是谁 我都会全力支持 Next account, no matter what it is, you'll have my full support.
还有呢 And?
听着 我知道战争已经过去很久了 Look, I know it's an old one
就算是为了我的健康考虑 我也必须释怀 and I have to let it go just for my health alone,
还有... 见鬼 没有了 and, uh... well, hell, it's over.
你无论如何忏悔都无法挽回之前的过错 Your contrition wouldn't have gotten you out of this,
但你很幸运 but you're lucky.
他们打电话来预约了展示时间 They called and gave us an appointment anyway.
那没有任何意义 已经结束了 That means nothing. It's over.
不 伯特 我刚说了 我们还有展示的机会 No, Bert, I said we have a meeting.
他们可能是希望我们当场主动退出竞争 It's most likely that they are expecting us to come in and resign.
你是如何得出这一结论的 How do you get there from here?
我们收到过礼物吗 Have we received a gift?
我们应当昨天就收到一份礼物 We should have gotten one yesterday.
我没有 I haven't.
布兰肯希普小姐 今天有我的包裹吗 Miss Blankenship, have I received any packages today?
有 Yes.
请你拿进来 好吗 Could you bring it in, please?
是唐的包裹 你不可以动 It says "Don" On it.
给他 Give it to him.
帮帮我 本田 帮帮我 本田 赵 敬上 "Help me, Honda, help help me, Honda. Love, Teddy Chaouh."
-也就是说确实没有礼物 -这就是他们的工作方式 -So there is no gift. -That's how they work.
他们希望我们进去 They want us to go in there,
然后低声下去地退出 bow down and beg them to chop our heads off
因为我们自取其辱 because we disgraced ourselves.
你怎么能对这些禽兽赞许有佳 How could you admire these animals?
你能闭嘴吗 他们是商人 Would you shut up? They're businessmen
而且你当面侮辱了他们 and you insulted them to their face.
孩子都比你懂事 I'm expecting a child.
回力球 克利拉思 现在是本田 Jai alai, Clearasil, now Honda.
如果我们不出席 赵又会轻松赢一局 Chaough wins another one by default.
-他们不会赢的 -我不会浪费那次见面 -He's not going to win. -I'm not wasting that appointment.
我们需要做些什么 让他们注意到我们 We need to do something that will make them notice us...
要高调 fireworks.
-你有创意了吗 -还没 -Do you have a campaign? -No.
但是我会想出一个 然后拍一则广告 But I will and we're gonna shoot a whole commercial for it...
要大胆前卫 画面感强 Something outrageous, something graphic.
规则要求我们只提供展示板和文案 The rules limit us to boards and copy.
特别声明不要成品 It specifically says no finished work.
难道打破规矩就争取不到客户了吗 Because no one's ever won an account by breaking the rules?
-至少没争取过日本客户 -你是想告诉我 -Not with the Japanese. -You're trying to tell me that
就算我们全力以赴 也无法改变他们的想法吗 if we put our backs into this, we couldn't turn their heads?
我们只有三千美元的预算 $3,000 is all we have.
最多只能拍个4秒钟的广告 That should buy about four seconds of your commercial.
你觉得为这个广告掏腰包不值得吗 You don't think it's worth going out of pocket?
什么腰包 What pocket?
拍一个广告样品代价高昂 A spec commercial will eat up our ability
支付完这笔费用 我们今年再也别想做其他广告了 to pitch anymore new business this year.
而且现在才五月 It's only March.
如果不到山穷水尽的地步 I would be willing to risk bankrupting this place
我也不会冒破产的风险去拍这则广告 if I didn't think we were already dead in the water...
但我们确实已经弹尽粮绝了 But we are.
走吧 伯特 Come on, Bert.
-喂 -你现在身边没有人吧 -Hello? -Am I catching you alone?
你想干什么 What do you want?
我本不想在电话里和你说 I prefer not to talk about this on the phone,
但我们觉得萨丽应该去看心理医生 but it's our feeling that Sally needs to see a psychiatrist.
"我们觉得" Our feeling.
为什么 就因为她剪头发的事吗 Why, because she cut her hair?
不 这次更出格 No, it's more serious this time.
我现在告诉你是因为我已经通过学校找到了一个专家 I'm telling you because I found someone through the school...
儿童问题专家 A children specialist.
她到底干什么了 杀人放火吗 What exactly did she do? She set the house on fire?
唐 她在朋友面前手淫 She was masturbating, Don, in front of a friend.
你觉得正常吗 Does that seem normal to you?
真的 Really?
男孩面前还是女孩面前 Boy or girl?
天呐 这有什么区别 Jesus. What's the difference?
医生要和我们谈谈 The doctor needs to speak with us,
当然了 是单独谈 Individually of course.
既然你已经做了决定 为什么还要打给我 So you've made up your mind. Why are you even calling me?
她已经失控了 我认为你应当引起注意 She's out of control. I thought you'd be concerned.
当然 我只是不知道她已经需要医生了 I am. I just don't know that she needs a doctor.
你就不能和她谈谈吗 Can't you talk to her?
你以为我想这样吗 我不知道还能做什么 You think I want this? I don't know what else to do.
你知道什么样的女孩才这样做吗 妓女 You know what kind of little girls do that? Fast ones.
她才十岁呢 She's 10 years old.
别认为她什么都不懂 Well, don't think she doesn't understand.
拜你所赐 她知道的东西可不少 She understands a lot of things thanks to you.
-什么 -我不管你如何风流快活 -What? -I don't care what you do,
但别当着她的面勾三搭四 but just don't do it with her there.
你的床上还接纳了另一个男人 You brought another man into your bed,
那也是她的家 你以为对她没有不良影响吗 into her house. You don't think she noticed that?
我只接纳了一个男人 唐 你又搞了多少女人 One man, Don. How many have you had in your bachelor pad?
那个照看她的女孩 她是谁 That girl you had watching her? Who's she?
我和亨利是合法夫妻 I'm married.
天呐 听听你说话的腔调 Jesus. You ever hear yourself?
我会把所有材料传送给你的秘书 I'll give the information to your secretary.
-最好不过 -晚安 -Perfect. -Good night.
太棒了 Yes!
你看过这个吗 Have you seen these?
我还在想这玩意儿的原理是什么 I'm trying to figure out what makes it work.
我在想你要怎么才会踏实工作 I'm still wondering what makes you work.
琼 皮特 佩吉 跟我来一趟 Joan, Pete, Peggy.
别碰它 我要看看它能持续多长时间 Don't touch it. I want to see how long it goes.
怎么了 What's wrong?
一个男人被羞辱 "A man is shamed"
被当众嘲笑 颜面扫地 by being openly ridiculed and rejected.
耻辱被他人见证 当知耻而后勇 "It requires an audience."
那是什么 福饼里的箴言吗 What is that? Fortune cookie?
选自《菊与刀》 就是你们都该读的那本书 It's from that book you were all supposed to read.
显然 替本田拍摄一条广告会让我们倾家荡产 Apparently making a commercial for the Honda pitch would bankrupt us.
而且不符合规则 And it's against the rules.
先别提规则 Forget the rules for a second.
C.G.C.和我们的规模相当 C.G.C. is the same size as us.
如果我们做不起 他们也是一样 If we can't afford to do anything, they can't afford too.
那么所有人都会破产 So everybody's bankrupt.
赵说他紧追在我身后 随时可能超越 Chaough said he's in my rearview mirror.
你猜怎样 Guess what?
我要悬崖勒马 棋行险招 I'm gonna make a left turn right off a cliff.
我要做的就是让赵认为我在制作广告 All I have to do is let chaough think I'm making a commercial
然后他也会制作 and he'll make one.
-那我们的广告策划呢 -我们没有广告策划 -So what's our campaign? -We don't have a campaign.
我们什么都不做 We're not doing anything.
只要让他觉得我们在做就行了 He just needs to think we are.
然后呢 他会制作一则广告 So what? He's going to make a commercial.
如果很棒怎么办 他就赢了 What if it's fantastic? He'll win the account.
这个就交给我吧 Let me worry about that.
我知道她是那最好的接待员 I know she's the best rep there is,
但是她告诉我你已经被聘用了 but she told me you were unavailable.
是的 克利拉思的广告要到周五晚上才能拍完 I am. Clearasil doesn't wrap until Friday night,
但或许你可以让他们加加速 这听上去很有趣 but maybe you could push it. It sounds interesting.
霍华德 我需要你慎重对待这个广告 Well, Howard, I'm going to insist on your discretion at this point.
当然 Of course.
整个过程要四到五天 It's going to be four to five days.
等一下 Just a minute.
你能先开门吗 Could you get the door?
抱歉 我想把它放在这 I'm sorry. I thought we'd put this in here.
等会再说 Later.
-抱歉 -没关系 -Sorry about that. -That's okay.
-就当你什么都没看见 -当然 -You didn't see that. -No, of course not.
-那是德雷柏 是吗 -是的 -That's Draper, isn't it? -Yes.
我们继续 这是十二组镜头 Anyway, it's 12 scenes.
其中一组需要人头攒动的景象 One of them obviously has a crowd.
你得想想 You'll need to figure out
怎么在斯塔顿岛渡口拍摄 how to shoot on the Staten island ferry,
正面镜头和背后镜头 还有封锁第五大道的问题 to it and from it and how you're going to close fifth Avenue.
老实说 我会尽我所能的做 I'll be honest. I'd give anything to do this,
但时下我没空 but right now I'm too busy.
不管怎样 我还是更愿意拍摄你们公司的本田广告 Anyway, you know I'd much rather shoot your Honda commercial.
我还没有任何创意 I don't have one.
他们为什么叫你 Why the hell did they call you in?
-他们知道我预约了你 -他们怎么付的起钱 -They know I've got you booked. -How can they afford that?
把那个曾经替德雷柏工作的小孩叫进来 Get that kid in here who worked for Draper.
预知 悬念 Anticipation. Suspense.
一辆本田摩托从地下隧道飞驰而来 A Honda tears through a subway tunnel,
火车紧随其后 the train nipping at its tire.
他不断回望 火车轰鸣 He keeps looking back, the train roaring at him.
他带着头盔 He's wearing a racing helmet.
然后只见他驾车上了台阶 And then you see him head up the steps.
-这种画面能拍出来吗 -霍华德可以做到 -Can they do that? -Howard'll make them do that.
然后他驶达人行道 Then he gets out on the sidewalk,
停车 一脚蹬下车撑 stops, kicks down the kickstand,
摘下头盔 takes off the helmet
"他"原来是女人 加州金发女郎 and he is a she... California blonde.
毫无疑问 这就是你的最佳创意 Hands down, that's your best idea.
我们让观众觉得是个男人戴着头盔骑车 We'll bring a guy to the pitch in a racing helmet,
摘掉头盔 原来是个性感尤物 Have him take it off... it's a sexy girl.
-什么 -我们只有三千美元预算 -What? -We only have $3,000.
这种烂创意我们是不会拍的 We're not shooting Shit.
你替德雷柏工作了多长时间 How long did you work for Draper?
两年多 A little over two years.
你们做广告策划的时候 他曾经打破过客户的规则吗 When you were in a bake-off, he ever break the rules?
我不知道 他不肯告诉我 I don't know. He wouldn't have shared it with me,
但那些规则显然对他不适用 but definitely doesn't think the rules apply to him.
他曾经凭空消失一个月 He once disappeared for a month.
他喜欢耍手段吗 Does he like to play games?
他总是喜欢出其不意 He's always thinking on the edges of where you are.
我不知道 他 他是个天才 I don't know. He's... he's a genius.
你有这么夸过我吗 You ever talk that way about me?
不如你去替你"男友"工作吧 滚出去 You know what? Why don't you go work for your boyfriend? Get out.
想想看"蠢货"还有哪几种说法 滚出去 And give me 20 different words for "Pimples." Out!
打电话告诉芭芭拉 霍华德已经到了 Call Barbara about Howard here
再联系一下纽约市政府 and contact the city of New York.
我们需要一条隧道 We need a subway.
还好吗 How are you doing?
不好意思 请问有何贵干 Excuse me. Can I help you?
我们 我们迟到了 We're, uh... we're late.
不行 拍摄场地严禁外人进入 抱歉 No you're not. Closed set. Sorry.
噢 你吓到我了 oh, you scared me.
你今天又招待谁呢 Who are you feeding today?
新秀丽旗下的"贵旅人"产品开发商 Royal travellers Samsonite.
这东西跟椰子一样坚硬 This is like a coconut.
小心点 Be careful.
有一个表演空中飞人的家伙 There was a trapeze artist.
他在这儿一小时赚的钱 He made more in an hour here
要比在马戏团一周赚的还要多 than he makes in a week at the circus.
你喝过这个吗 日本清酒 Have you ever had this? Sake?
没有 No.
我搞不懂你们为何这么爱饮酒 I don't know how people drink the way you do around here.
我肯定会昏昏欲睡的 I'd fall asleep.
当空中飞人是什么感觉 What's it like being a trapeze artist?
或者你只问了他现在的感受 Or did you just ask him about his luggage?
味道不错嘛 It's good.
他非常谦虚 He was surprisingly modest.
他的父亲比他更出色 His father does it better than him.
他真这么说的吗 He actually said that?
让我很有成就感 Best part of my job.
你永远想不到 You'd be surprised
人们会对一个好奇的陌生人吐露怎样的心声 what people will say to an interested stranger.
为什么每个人都喜欢倾诉呢 Why does everybody need to talk about everything?
我不知道 但人们确实会这么做 I don't know, but they do.
不管他们在倾诉的时候发生什么事 And no matter what happens while they're talking,
等他们说完了 会感觉舒服很多 when they're done they feel better.
你有孩子吗 You have kids?
没有 No.
你丈夫呢 Where's your husband?
我还没结婚呢 I'm not married.
但是你手上戴着... 你离婚了吗 But you're wearing... you're divorced?
不是 No.
这只是个"请勿打扰"的昭告 This is just a stop sign.
我穿梭于众多办公室之间 I walk into a lot of offices
这枚戒指为我免去了不少麻烦 and it's helped me avoid a lot of distracting conversations.
但你告诉了我实话 But you told me.
你有孩子吗 Do you have children?
是的 I do.
两个儿子 一个女儿 Two boys and a girl...
幼子一岁半 次子7岁 长女10岁 One and a half, seven and 10.
我想 不能跟他们在一起一定很难受吧 I'm sure it must be hard to be apart.
我跟他们在一起的时间并不多 I don't see them enough.
但当他们在我身边时 我又无所适从 And when I do, I don't know what to do.
我送他们回家时 甚至有一种如释重负的感觉 When I drop them off I feel relieved.
但然后我又会想他们 And then I miss them.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
最近越来越不顺心 It is not going well.
我的前妻认为我女儿需要精神科医师的辅导 My ex-wife thinks my daughter needs a psychiatrist.
我想你一定是坚决反对的吧 And I assume you're against that.
我不知道 I don't know.
我知道我这么说也没什么根据 Well, I can't say there's any evidence to support this,
但我相信 只要你爱她 而她能感受到这一点的话 But I'm pretty sure if you love her and she knows it,
她就会没事的 She'll be fine.
谢谢你的酒 Well, thank you for the drink.
我该走了 I should be going.
和不存在的丈夫共赴晚餐吗 Fake dinner plans with your fake husband?
晚安 Good night.
根据你在电话上向我提供的信息 Now from what you told me on the phone
这一年对你的家庭来说实属多事之秋 This year's been quite eventful for your family.
我知道变故发生得太过迅速 I know it seems fast,
但我觉得孩子们对时间并没有明确的概念 but I felt children had no concept of time
而且亨利真的很爱他们 and Henry's really taken to them.
他有一个女儿 是个非常出色的名媛 He has a daughter and she's such an exceptional young woman.
如果你一定要让萨丽来接受精神辅导 Well, if you choose to have Sally work with me,
我想先见见她 I'd like to meet her
然后再和你 以及你的前夫谈谈 and then interview you and your ex-husband.
我估计你不会有机会见到他 Well, I doubt you'll ever meet him.
他从来不参与这种事 That's his level of interest.
最近就这一件事引起了你的担忧吗 Is this most recent incident of the most concern for you?
我知道主要原因在于我和她父亲的离婚 Well, I know the divorce is mostly to blame,
但自从我父亲去世后 她就有些反常 but she's been different ever since my father died.
他生前曾和我们暂居过一段时间 He lived with us briefly.
他们的关系非常亲密 They were very close.
他要是见过亨利就好了 I wish he had met Henry.
也就是我现在的丈夫 That's my husband.
他们一定会相处的十分融洽 They would've gotten along.
我母亲 我说不清 My mother... I don't know.
老天啊 如果我做了和萨丽一样的事 My goodness, if I had done what Sally did...
我母亲对这事很严格 My mother was very strict about it.
我哥哥 他曾经省下零用钱买了一本裸体杂志 My brother, he saved his money and bought a nudist magazine
还翻给我看 and showed it to me.
然后我妈妈发现了 And then my mother found it
就将那本杂志钉在了他卧室的门上 and she nailed it to his bedroom door.
那你呢 What about you?
我不喜欢谈论这些东西 I was private and mostly outgrew it.
我明白了 I see.
-肯纳医生 -叫我艾德娜医生 -Dr. Keener... -call me Dr. Edna.
孩子们都是这么叫的 That's what the kids do.
当然了 我知道孩子们喜欢这么做 Of course I know children do this...
但在公共场合不会 But not in public.
我觉得萨丽这么做只是为了惩罚我的所作所为 I feel like Sally did this to punish me somehow for everything.
这种感觉一定很糟糕吧 That must be a terrible feeling.
确实 It is.
你必须相信我 离婚是我唯一的出路 You have to believe me. I had to get divorced.
我觉得他们应该享有稳定的生活 I felt it best for them to have some stability in their life.
可到最后 她却完全不理解我是为她好 And in the end, she doesn't understand that it'll be better.
听上去你也应该找个心理医生好好谈谈 Sounds to me like it wouldn't be bad for you to talk to someone.
不 不 我没事 No. No, I'm okay.
我觉得你也应该和我谈谈 每月一次 Well, I think it'd be helpful if you and I were to meet once a month
只是为了跟进萨丽的治疗进展 Just you know, to keep up with Sally's progress.
你会把和她的谈话内容告诉我吗 Will you tell me what she talks about in here?
不会 No.
但同样的 我也不会把你说过的话告诉她 And the other way around as well.
那倒还好 Oh, that's better.
我觉得一开始最好每周安排四天 So I think we should start at four days a week.
我去拿一下工作安排簿 Let me go get my date book.
-你的广告胶片呢 -什么胶片 -Where's your film? -What film?
你打算装疯卖傻吗 That's how you're shaking it?
-我听说很烂 -我们没有拍摄广告 -I heard it stunk. -We didn't make one.
-那玩意儿太贵了 -那你这次可不走运了 小唐 -It's too expensive. -Well, then you're out of luck, Donny.
在我的精彩展示过后 你单凭口头阐释和图片样板 'cause I sure wouldn't want to follow what I showed them
显然是白费力气 自不量力 with a speech and a couple of posters.
斯库德普广告公司的高层 Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.
唐纳德·德雷柏 Donald Draper.
库珀先生和坎贝尔先生为何没来 Where is Mr. Cooper and Mr. Campbell?
[还有白头发老头儿]
-还有斯特林先生 -他们抽不开身 -And Sterling? -They couldn't make it.
你们制定了这些规则 You created this set of rules
为的是创造公平竞争的环境 to even the playing field.
其中明确提到不需要成品 It says specifically no finished work.
我敢肯定 不是每个人都注意到了这一点 I understand not everybody has observed this.
我实在无意参与这样的角逐 I don't really want to be a part of a competition like that
所以本公司正式退出竞争 So I'm withdrawing us.
[他在说什么]
[他说他们要退出竞争]
[因为你们没有遵守自己制定的规则]
谢谢你们能想到我们 Thank you for thinking of us.
午后愉快 Good afternoon.
幸福时光广告的旁白播音员患了严重胸闷 The voiceover announcer for lucky has a severe case of chest congestion.
去找那个"有为青年"解决吧 Get the boy wonder on it.
-那个业务员格雷格吗 -不 皮特 -Greg, accounts? -No, Pete.
先喝一杯 可以让我显得年轻一些 Have a drink. It'll make me look younger.
我可不想看着你顾影自怜 I'm not gonna watch you feel sorry for yourself.
我觉得我们都是可怜虫 I feel sorry for all of us.
唐在那边正举白旗投降呢 Don's over there surrendering right now.
你能省省吗 Would you stop?
当时驱逐舰上有个孩子 There was a kid on the destroyer...
一等兵 布里森 P.F.C. Brycen...
他是个纯真的诗人 And he was an honest-to-goodness poet.
-然后在... -罗杰 我不想听你说这个 -And then during... -Roger. I don't want to hear it.
我丈夫随时可能戎装裹身 奔赴战场 My husband's gonna be in uniform any day now.
那你觉得有一天他的国人和越南人密切往来 How do you think he's gonna feel when one day some Pete Campbell
[琼的丈夫入伍 即将参加对越战争]
他会作何感想 goes to some Vietnamese doctor?
什么时候宽恕敌人竟比忠贞爱国更重要呢 Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty?
罗杰 我知道那是一段可怕的记忆 Roger, I know it was awful
而且永远都会挥之不去 and I know it'll never seem like it was that long ago,
但你参加战争是为了世界的和平 but you fought to make the world a safer place
你也凯旋归来 and you won
现在正该好好享受和平的恩赐 and now it is.
你这么想吗 You think so?
真的吗 Really?
我只能这么想 I have to.
-还有什么别的事吗 -没有 -Anything else? -No.
下午好 你女儿的心理医生打电话过来了 Good afternoon. Your daughter's psychiatrist called.
你能小点儿声吗 老天啊 Lower your voice, please.
恭喜啊 Congratulations.
我刚跟斋藤先生通过电话了 I just spoke with Mr. Saito.
似乎本田那边从来没打算和精信广告公司解约 It seems Honda was never going to leave Grey,
但在参与竞争的三位广告公司代表中 but of the three princes invited to meet the princess,
你的魅力是最不可挡的 you were the most charming.
本田车的广告案角逐 我们遥遥领先 We're first in the door on their little car.
-C.G.C.呢 -没希望了 -And C.G.C.? -Out of the running.
我们将他绝杀了 We killed him.
你出奇制胜 值得嘉奖 That stunt you pulled was unseemly.
-我之所以让你一意孤行... -你让我? -The only reason I let you continue... -let me?
你觉得没有我的帮助琼能租到那个拍摄场地吗 Do you think Joan can rent stage space without talking to me?
我允许你这么做是因为我意识到 I let you because I realized that our financial future
只有将赵彻底击垮 我们才能绝处逢生 was related to Mr. Chaough's demise.
现在算什么 So what is it?
你这是在谢我还是骂我 Are you thanking me or reprimanding me?
我们必须承认 这是一次冒险之举 Let's not pretend like this wasn't a big risk.
我们在谢你呢 We're thanking you.
说说那款车的情况 Send over what you have on the car.
最高转速为每分钟9500 It redlines at 9,500rpm,
但马力只有57 but it only has 57 horsepower.
-什么 -说白了 那只是带门的摩托车 -What? -It's a motorcycle with doors.
好在那车配有车窗 The nice thing is it has windows
万一发生车祸 so you can see your brains
你可以清楚地看到自己的脑浆飞溅在车窗上 spatter against it when it crashes.
他们还在努力改进呢 They're working on it.
干杯 Cheers.
你好啊 萨丽 Hello, Sally.
我是艾德娜医生 先进来吧 I'm Dr. Edna. Why don't y