Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
"灰狗巴士 引领巴士业的革命" "Greyhound. The cure for the common bus."
〈美国一种跨城市长途商营巴士 车身通常印有灰狗图案〉
"懒汉躺椅 引领座椅业的革命" "Lay-z-boy. The cure for the common chair."
〈椅身长而下陷 丰厚柔软〉
"百威啤酒 引领啤酒业的革命" "Budweiser. The cure for the common beer."
"汉华实业银行 "Manufacturers Hanover Bank.
引领 银行业的革命" The cure for the common... Bank."
那阿卡赛尔感冒药呢 引领感冒药的革命吗 How about "Alka-seltzer. The cure for the common cold"?
"引领感冒药的革命" "The cure for the common cold"
〈双关 直译为 治疗普通感冒的灵丹妙药〉
我力图用这个习语为广告语增色 Is the idiom I'm playing off.
是个习语吗 你知道吗 It's an idiom. Did you know that?
那么 除了在恒美广告公司的暑期实习 So other than your summer internship at Needham,
你还有没有广告方面的相关经验 do you have any actual advertising experience?
"引领座椅业的革命" The cure for the common chair.
罗杰对这条广告语赞赏有加 That's Roger's favorite.
罗杰·斯特林 Roger Sterling.
我进来的时候还和他握了手呢 He's the guy I shook hands with when I came in.
罗杰觉得这个广告怎么样 What did Roger think of this ad?
什么 你开玩笑吧 大家都喜欢这条广告 What, are you kidding me? Everybody loves that.
出人意料 独特新奇 It's the opposite of what you expect.
我就希望制作这样的广告 That's what I'm interested in.
你为何将这些广告夹在书里 Why is it in your book?
类似的我还有很多 I've got a bunch of them in there-
万宝路香烟广告 美顿芳内衣广告 Marlboro Man, Maidenform.
我喜欢搜集我喜欢的作品 I like to put in work that I admire.
你们从来不从杂志上面撕广告吗 Don't you ever tear things out of magazines?
会撕 但从不夹在自己收藏本里 Yes, but I don't put them in my book.
有句话是这么说的 Well, you know what they say:
雄伟的抱负与辛勤的汗水一样重要 "Aspiration's as good as perspiration."
我不敢苟同 That's not how it goes.
听着 Look,
我是个24岁的新人 I'm a 24-year-old kid.
一心想投入广告业 I want to be in the ad game.
我知道任重道远 但是我勤奋刻苦 I know I've got a lot to learn, but I'm a hard worker.
我甚至愿意在此打杂扫地 I'd sweep up the floors around here.
我不知道罗杰有没有跟你说到这个 I don't know if Roger told you that.
他有跟你打过招呼吧 He did talk to you, didn't he?
是的 He did.
很高兴能见到你 丹尼 It was really a pleasure to meet you, Danny.
-祝你好运 -什么好运 哪方面的 -I wish you the best of luck. -Best of luck in...in what?
-你什么意思 -你刚已经拒绝我了 -What do you mean? -You trailed off.
我们到时会通知你结果的 We'll let you know.
你知道这附近有什么好餐厅吗 Do you know a good place to eat around here?
跟我秘书说你饿了 Tell my secretary you're hungry
看她给你什么建议 and see what she suggests.
我又不是你的下属 I don't work for you.
我们这是在做〈偷拍〉真人秀吗 Are we on "Candid Camera"?
我不想对他落井下石 幸灾乐祸 I don't want to jump on his grave or anything,
但是他绝对不止24 But there's no way he's 24.
我都25了 I'm 25.
他和罗杰什么关系 What's his connection to Roger?
你是说除了异想天开的后台关系吗 Besides being delusional?
他是简·西格尔的堂兄 He's Jane Seigel's cousin.
看到有人还不如我 真是如释重负 It's a relief to see someone worse than me and really know it.
不要习惯于这种自满 Don't get used to it.
你知道吗 我看着彩衣地板蜡的广告 Well, you know, I look at Glo-coat
看到自己一路走来所取得的进步 and see how far everything's come-
我是说 我的作品 You know, my work.
彩衣地板蜡 Glo-coat.
当你完成某件作品 发现众人也都十分喜爱 You finish something, you find out everyone loves it
但这时你又觉得 成就似乎属于别人 right around the time that it feels like someone else did it.
这就是你为克里奥广告奖准备的演讲词吗 Is that your speech for the Clios?
〈克里奥广告奖是全球广告业界最受推崇 最富盛誉的国际性广告大奖赛〉
颁奖仪式不设演讲环节 They don't have speeches.
我们会一举夺魁的 We're going to win.
我的作品获得提名 Just because it got nominated
并不意味着他们一定会给我颁奖 doesn't mean they're going to give me an award.
你现在一定很激动吧 Aren't you excited?
我尽量不去想这事儿 I try not to think about it.
那你一定是很激动 Then you must be excited.
得奖至少对公司有好处 Well, it'd be good for the agency.
精信广告公司在五年内市值翻倍 Grey doubled their value in five years
就因为他们得了克里奥奖 and it was all based on awards.
维克斯广告有进展吗 You got anything on Vicks?
严格来说 是维克制药公司 Actually, it's Vick Chemical.
直接回答问题就是了 Answer the question.
进度十分落后 We're very behind.
你聘请的新美指 工作态度十分被动 Your new art director has been waiting for synchronicity,
他要等我想出一些广告创意 which involves me coming up with a bunch of ideas,
然后找到他 chasing him down
让他全部画出来 再剔除掉不合适的 and having him draw all of them and lose them.
他也是你的美指 而且你的工作是有规定期限的 He's your new art director too, and you have a deadline.
不要以为你周一交不出作品 And don't think you can spend Monday
躲在角落里避免与我对视 就万事大吉了 hiding behind corners and trying not to make eye contact.
我会找到你的 I will find you.
-问题不在我身上 -就在你身上 -I'm not the problem. -You are,
斯坦才华横溢 经验更加丰富 because Stan is talented and more experienced.
你得学会如何适应他 而不是让他来适应你 You need to learn how to work with him, not the other way around.
那么 祝你下午好运 Well, good luck this afternoon.
你不应该这么说的 You're not supposed to say that.
总之 祝你好运〈俚语〉 Oh. Well, break a leg.
〈Leg指台柱 直译是说演出成功 掌声大得震断台柱〉
查理·卓别林太寂寞了 Charlie Chaplin was very lonely.
他那流浪汉形象 太不中用了 That tramp-too much of a sad sack.
劳莱与哈代要好一点 Laurel and Hardy-they were better,
〈劳莱与哈代 美国著名滑稽演员搭档〉
除了哈代对劳莱太刻薄了 我不喜欢 Except Hardy was so mean to Laurel. I hated that.
我干嘛要谈无声电影呢 Why am I talking about silent movies?
我想那应该是你童年记忆的一部分吧 I suppose as part of the chapter on your childhood?
关乎童年的回忆一日胜过一日 That part of my book is getting bigger and bigger.
为何会这样呢 Why is that?
哪位 Who is it?
我想我应该亲自过来告诉你 I thought I should come in and tell you this in person.
那小子 简直是胡闹嘛 That kid-a very very cute prank.
卡罗琳 刚刚的话题下次接着聊 Caroline - to be continued.
你很聪明嘛 That's a good idea.
我以前参加过克里奥颁奖典礼 I've been to the Clios before.
我们一定要准备充分 体面地出席 We're gonna want to show up prepared.
他的收藏本 His book...
里面贴满了老广告 ...It was filled with old ads.
剽窃嘛 天下广告随便抄 Plagiarism - that's resourceful.
他有五个原创广告 He had five originals -
-全部一个样 -我告诉他要展现自我 -They were all the same thing. -I told him to be himself.
他哪有什么自我 我真是太刻薄了 That was pretty mean, I guess.
-他什么时候开始工作 -世界末日吧 -So when does he start? -The first of never.
你离婚已经很长时间了 Well, you haven't been married for a while,
你可能忘了其中的利害关系 So you've probably forgotten how these transactions work.
如果我不雇佣简的堂兄 If I don't hire Jane's cousin,
为了讨好她 我可能得大出血 买份礼物 It's probably going to cost me a personal gift expenditure
大概五百到一千美元吧 of between $500 and $1,000.
-我们什么时候出发 -新生活麦片的会议之后 -When are we leaving? -Right after Life Cereal.
祝财源滚滚... To new business...
在华尔道夫酒店的颁奖仪式上大获全胜 And victory at the Waldorf.
我说真的 你受之无愧 I mean it. You deserve it.
我可以向你介绍流行款和个性款 So I can s show you what's popular, what's unique,
但我只要求你一件事 叫我唐就行 and the only thing I ask is that you call me Don.
好吧 唐 我必须承认 我对皮草不是很了解 Well, Don, I can't say I know my furs that well.
我知道我母亲有一件栗鼠皮大衣 I know my mother had a chinchilla -
我总是幻想那就是我的爱人 I was always on the verge of a romantic relationship with it.
是给你母亲买的吗 Is this for your mother?
你一定没见过儿子给母亲买的吧 I bet you never hear that.
的确 您大概想要什么价位的 I don't. Would you like to give me a price range?
这个问题有意思 我有个特殊问题 Well, that's an interesting question. I have a unique problem.
衣服的价位不能太低 但又不能太高 I need to spend a lot but be careful not to spend too much.
这可算不上特殊问题 我不想多管闲事 Not a unique problem. I don't want to be forward,
但我猜想 这应该是份致歉礼物吧 but can I assume this is some kind of an apology?
不 不 不 致歉要花多少我知道拿捏 No no no, I know exactly how much that costs.
我想通过这份礼物表达"我想深入了解你 This is "I'm getting to know you,
但又不想把你吓跑" but I don't want to scare you."
我知道我们该怎么做了 I know what we're gonna do.
什么时候成了"我们"了 So now it's "We"?
这是均码 It's always the right size
而且不像普通的貂皮大衣那样张扬 and nothing says mink like mink.
这款容易搭配衣服 It's a nice way to ease into things
需要其他衣服 欢迎随时回来选购 and you can always come back for the rest of it.
这样如何 你在价格上做出些让步 How about we split the difference
这件衣服我就买下了 so they wear them to their waist?
这可是今年最流行的款式 It's the most popular this year.
〈与其等男人为你买皮草 不如女人自己掏腰包〉 "Why wait for a man to buy you a fur coat?"
真是个愚蠢的问题 这广告语谁写的 That's a dumb question. Who does your work?
-我自己写的 -是吗 -I do. -Really?
是的 这是我业余爱好 他们就让我做了 Yeah. It's an interest of mine and they let me do it.
瞧瞧您这头衔 我能给你打电话吗 Look at that. Can I give you a call?
首先 你起码得有20件这样的广告作品 First of all, you need 20 of those.
其次 不要给我打电话 And second of all, no.
我给你名片只是为了 I just want you to call that number
让你知道把货送到哪儿 so I can give you some very specific delivery instructions.
当然了 斯特林先生 Of course, Mr. Sterling.
一共多少钱 So what do I owe you?
我看你离开办公室的时候手下夹着东西 I saw you leave the office with something under your arm.
你又不知道里面装的什么 You don't know what it is.
电梯里有个人还以为是氢弹呢 The guy in the elevator thought it was a hydrogen bomb.
-盒子真漂亮 -没错 -It's a beautiful box. -Mm-hmm.
别说话了 打开吧 Skip the radio play. Open it.
哦 罗杰 你不该这么破费 Oh, Roger, you shouldn't have.
喜欢吗 You like it?
我不知道说什么好了 I don't know what to say.
穿上试试 Try it on.
但先得把衣服脱了 But first take off the dress.
"福利"可不能一个接一个 One gift at a time.
这是什么 用户指南吗 What is this, an owner's manual?
〈雨天解闷 开罐即玩 培乐多橡皮泥〉
是诺亚方舟〈儿童玩具〉 It's Noah's Ark.
〈海勒高级皮草经营店 销售员 - 唐纳德·德雷柏〉
可笑的烂玩意儿 It's out of line is what it is.
怎么样 So?
我很喜欢 太棒了 I love it. It's perfect.
不过好像有些太过奢华了 And I think it's a bit much.
你不亲我一下 我就把你这话当真了 If you don't kiss me after that, I'm gonna believe you.
以后每次穿上它 我都会想起今晚的 When I wear it, I'll think of everything that happened the night I got it
卡罗琳 Caroline!
进来 我终于想起一些工作上的陈年旧事了 Get in here. I think I finally have a work story.
琼 他们被什么耽误到现在 Joan! What's keeping them?
生活〈双关 取"新生活"麦片的品牌名〉 Life.
你们什么时候出发去参加颁奖礼 When do you have to leave for the Clios?
去年的艾美奖我迟到了 I was late for the Emmys last year.
雷德·斯克尔顿把我座位给了别人 Red Skelton gave my seat away.
〈雷德·斯克尔顿 著名演员 号称"美国小丑王子 "〉
我猜 据你平日说话的风格 I would surmise, due to the usual nature of your stories,
那一定是个大人物 That that's someone of note.
好消息是 麦片公司的人 The good news is our friends at the Cereal company
因大风滞留费城 have been grounded in Philly due to wind.
-这算哪门子好消息 -坏消息是... -What's good about that? -And the bad news is...
还有一个小时颁奖典礼就要开始了 We only have an hour before we're due at the Clios.
抱歉各位 会议因大风而暂时取消了 Sorry, kids. Game called on account of wind.
就当给你们践行吧 给我杯7&7〈混合饮料〉 Well, if it's all about a sendoff, I'll have a 7&7.
自己倒 唐喝什么 You have legs. Don?
来杯烈酒就行 Make it simple but significant.
周五了 It's Friday.
众所周知 他们肯定会打道回府 For all we know, they're going to turn around and go home
-我们还得重约时间 -琼跟你们一起去吗 -And we'll have to reschedule. -Is Joan going with you?
对 只能去四个人 Yes. We only had four tickets.
现场会有很多别家广告公司的客户 There'll be a lot of other people's clients there.
-谢谢 琼 -佩奇 你喝什么 -Thank you, Joan. -Peggy, anything?
我还有工作要做 I have work to do.
〈我们代表阿拉巴马州绝大多数的群众〉 "We represent the majority of the people in Alabama
〈反对黑人 天主教 犹太教和各种主义的人〉 Who hate niggerism, catholicism,Judaism and all the isms in the whole world."
〈阿拉巴马三K党的罗伯特·克莱奥如是说〉 So said Robert Creel of the Alabama Ku Klux Klan.
有人把这拿去给戈德华特看了 他气到吐血 Somebody got it to Goldwater.Apparently he pissed blood.
〈巴里·戈德华特 1964年共和党提名的总统候选人〉
〈需要我们的帮助〉 "...Needs our help."
11月3日投票日 请投约翰逊总统一票 Vote for President Johnson on November 3.
〈1963年肯尼迪被刺后 约翰逊即以副总统身份继任总统一职 随后又参加1964年竞选〉
又看这个 真的假的 This again? Really?
克莱拉要求看的 Clara asked.
克莱拉要求看你这盘带子 Clara asked to see your reel?
我只想看三K党这段 I just wanted to see that klan one.
他说电视上从未播过的 He said it never aired.
由此证明这段根本没什么好看的 克莱拉 Which makes it less impressive, Clara.
两位可以先回避一下吗 Girls, do you mind?
她们都走了 你想说什么 Well, all the girls are gone. What do you want?
你真想利用三K党为素材来做咳嗽糖的广告吗 Are you going to use the K.K.K. to sell cough drops?
这也好过指望你 It's better than waiting on you
能带来什么让我灵思涌动的方法 to bring me something that'll get my juices flowing.
我该让梅根回来吗 也许她能启发一下你 Should I get Megan back in here? Maybe she's not repressed.
为什么你就那么难以接受 Why's it so hard for you to accept
女人的裸体是刺激男人灵感的妙方 that man's natural state is nude?
-因为我是文明人 -因为你被洗脑了 -Because I'm civilized. -Because you're brainwashed
社会让你认为那是肮脏的想法 by society into thinking it's dirty.
摒弃这些偏见 你就会发现不是这样的 You take away all this crap and you'd see it's not.
裸体即自然 也是美 It's natural and it's beautiful.
你被唐吼着教训过吗 Have you been yelled at by Don yet?
-我可不怕他 -那就是没有咯 -I'm not scared of him. -So that's a no.
他说周一要交稿 我周末可不加班的 He said Monday - and I'm not working this weekend.
好吧 老天 你是不是大姨妈来了啊 Okay okay. Jesus. Are you on the rag?
会搞定的 干活去吧 It'll get done. Let's go.
彩衣地板的公司高层不在 算你们走运 Well, I'd say you're lucky the glo-coat brass isn't here.
一旦你们获奖 他们就会知道这个商业广告太过艺术性 The minute you win they know the ad's arty,
那么你们离破产也不远了 then you're out of business.
才发现今天要颁发50个奖项 Turns out there's almost 50 awards.
就算每个10分钟 那也是... Let's say 10 minutes a piece, it's -
老天爷啊 Holy crap.
罗杰 记得K&E的奈德·埃利奥特吗 Roger, you remember Ned Elliot from K&E.
当然 你们入围的是哪支广告 Of course. What are you in for?
新英格兰商业银行的广告 New England merchants bank,
小额储蓄的最佳选择 Best local under $2,000.
少吹了 Stop bragging, will you?
祝你好运 唐 Good luck, Don.
〈Peebles和Bamm-Bamm 〈摩登原始人〉里的两个小孩 经常结伴捣蛋〉
这不是那对最佳拍档吗 Well well, if it isn't Peebles and Bamm-Bamm.
还有多的酒吗 Leave any drinks for the rest of us?
唐·德雷柏 罗杰·斯特林 Don Draper, Roger Sterling,
这位是弗兰克·阿尔文少将 this is major-general Frank Alvin.
罗杰 之前有幸见过泰德·赵吗 Roger, have you had the pleasure of meeting Ted Chaough?
是这样拼的吗 C-h-a-o-u-g-h Is that how you say it? C-h-a-o-u-g-h?
大作家 这词里有几个元音不发音 Hey, writers, how many extra vowels is that?
我们去南面吧 少将 Let's head due south, general.
希望今年不要像去年那样拖拖拉拉 Well, I hope this doesn't drag on like last year.
哦对了 去年你还没资格参加 Oh, wait. You weren't here.
纯属扯淡的少将 General Rufus T. Bullshit.
我以前见过那家伙 I've met that guy before.
-战时吗 -不 做月桂发油广告时 -In the war? -No, in a commercial for bay rum.
赵某人请他来狐假虎威呢 Chao-guh-guh hired an actor to impress someone.
我上次见到他 他肩膀上还站着个鹦鹉呢 Last time I saw the general, he had a parrot on his shoulder.
这根本不是谈生意的地方嘛 That was not a business proposition.
舍不得撒蜂蜜 又怎能招蜂引蝶呢 You catch more flies with honey.
太好了 真的苍蝇来了 Oh, great - actual flies.
菲利普 你好啊 Phillip, how are you?
-还记得琼·哈里斯小姐吧 -幸会 -You remember Joan Harris? -Nice to see you.
科斯格罗夫先生 又见面了 Mr. Cosgrove, nice to see you again.
真奇怪他居然带你来这了 I'm surprised he would bring you over here.
比起肯尼 我们更怀念伯利兹这样的客户 You know, we miss Birds-eye more than we miss Kenny.
所以我才要来打个招呼 Well, that's why I wanted to say hello.
听说老团队打算破镜重圆了 I hear the old team's getting back together.
什么团队 What team?
菲利 那事还没定呢 Uh, phil, that's not a sure thing.
我只能说 盖尔广告公司那边 Well, I'll say this about Geyer -
-可惜没有唐这样的 -各位请就坐 -They don't have Don. -Take your seats, please.
我们该回座了 祝好运 Well, we should sit down. Good luck.
老天 我们要跟盖尔广告公司合并吗 Judas priest. Are we merging with Guyer?
问莱恩去 Talk to Lane.
欢迎各位出席第六届 Welcome to the sixth annual
美国电视广告大奖颁奖典礼 American Television Commercials Awards.
本奖旨在奖励广告和设计界 We're here to honor creative excellence
富有创意的优秀作品 in advertising and design -
我刚碰到了肯·科斯格罗夫 I just ran into Ken Cosgrove.
现在别跟我说话 Don't talk to me right now.
一定要是各方面都优秀的 And I do mean everything.
不知道这话好笑在哪 不过多谢捧场 I don't know if it was that funny, but thank you.
我得说 您能来主持我真是大吃一惊 I have to tell you I am very impressed you got this gig.
谢谢 谢谢你中途出来给我添乱 Yes. Well, thank you for making it easier.
沃利 是我呀 Wally, it's me.
我当年在扬&罗必凯公司的时候 You know, when I was coming up at Y&R,
你可谓风头正劲 You were very inspiring.
雷蒙德·罗必凯一直说你是天才 Raymond Rubicam said you were a genius.
很高兴见到你 Great to see you -
能当面见到你真是太高兴了 I mean, actually alive and everything.
别碰我 Get your hands off me.
法式服务就是这样的吗 What's with the French service?
天 我真怀念跟他共事的时光 God, I miss working with that guy.
我觉得我像是已经胜利了一样 I feel like I've already won.
恐怕刚才那个小插曲 Well, I'm afraid that'll be the limit
已经宣告颁奖前的演讲到此为止了 to the public speaking portion of our show.
各位 大家稍安勿躁 And, gentlemen, let's pace ourselves.
首先要颁发的是最佳服饰奖 In the first category - that of apparel -
获提名的有... The nominees are -
是个五环 Hey, that's five.
如果你真参与过约翰逊竞选团队的工作 If you really worked on the Johnson campaign,
为何还要来此 why are you here?
因为恒美广告公司的人 Because nobody at D.D.B.
根本不留心优秀广告的创作人是谁 even keeps track of who does what -
〈约翰逊阵营的一则竞选广告 暗示若戈德华特当选 他将挑起核战 引起极大震撼〉
除了那则"雏菊花广告" 引起了轩然大波 Except "The Daisy AD." Big deal.
而三K党这则 The klan
可能是我这辈子唯一可以与之媲美的机会 is probably the best thing I'll be near my entire life.
好吧 这么跟你说吧 Well, let me tell you -
彩衣地板蜡那则广告我贡献良多 I had a lot to do with glo-coat -
非常多 尤其是创意方面 A lot - the idea especially.
比如说那孩子 The kid?
牛仔什么的都是唐加进去的 Don put the whole cowboy thing on it.
不知道这算不算是创举 I don't know if it was that revolutionary.
是有点不和谐 不过非常可爱 It was jarring, but more cute than I like.
我知道轮不到我出席颁奖典礼 I know I'm not supposed to go,
但提名出来之后 but when the nomination came in,
唐跟每个人拥抱庆祝 Don let everybody pat him on the back.
却连看都没看我一眼 He didn't even look at me
再说我当时就在场的 and I was - I was right there.
我当时在鼓掌 他以为我在为他喝彩 I was clapping and he thought I was clapping for him.
谁会为自己鼓掌呢 Who claps for themselves?
我去斟酌一下广告创意 Okay, I'm gonna riff for a few minutes
查阅一下过往的维克斯广告 找点灵感 And just sorta speechatize the whole vicks experience.
等你好了 我需要再回来找你吗 Should I come back when you're through?
不 亲爱的 你准备好铅笔 No, toots, grab a pencil.
灵思泉涌的时候总得有人替我记下来吧 Someone's gonna want to get it down
否则可就忘到九霄云外去了 before it heads into the stratosphere.
你何不直接写下我的创意 Why don't you write down my ideas?
我看过你的小册子 Look, I read your brochure.
我对禁酒运动不感兴趣 I have no interest in the temperance movement.
-恭喜 -谢谢 -Congratulations. -Thank you.
这就是比尔酒 比-尔-酒 This is BYRRH.B-Y-R-R-H.
下面将颁发的是清洁剂 上蜡及抛光剂类最佳广告奖 And now for best cleansers, waxes and polishes.
-轮到我们了 -玻璃喷蜡广告 -This is us. -Glass wax spray's
〈强效去污篇〉 坎贝明斯广告公司创作 "Gobbles up dirt," Campbell Mithun of minneapolis.
-我看起来如何 -棒极了 -How do I look? -Great.
地板护理剂 〈车站篇〉 天联广告公司创作 One step floor care's "Bus stop," B.B.D.O.;
彩衣地板蜡 〈顽童篇〉 Glo-coat, "Billy the kid,"
斯库德普广告公司创作 Sterling cooper draper pryce;
碧丽珠清洁剂 〈逃亡之椅篇〉 本顿＆鲍尔斯广告公司创作 And pledge, "Runaway chair," Benton & bowles.
得奖者是... And the winner is
彩衣地板蜡 〈顽童篇〉 Glo-coat, "Billy the kid"
斯库德普广告公司 Sterling cooper draper pryce.
-恭喜你 唐 -谢谢 -Congratulations, Don. -Thank you.
-接下来 要颁发的是... -让我看看 -Next up, competing in -let me see it.
-祝贺你 -谢谢 -Congratulations. -Thank you.
怎么了 亲爱的 What's going on, dear?
新生活麦片那边的人租了辆车过来 Well I ran over because the people from life cereal rented a car
现在他们正在办公室等着呢 And now they're waiting at the office.
-现在吗 -我们可以和他们再约时间 -Right now? -We'll reschedule.
也许我可以说服他们待到周末再走 Maybe I can convince them to stay for the weekend.
不不 他们想看我们的广告创意展示 No no, they want to see our presentation.
我们何不利用这件事锦上添花一下 What do you say we put a cherry on this thing?
-好主意 先生 -真要这样做吗 -Aye aye, sir. -Really?
舒斯特一家搬进了哈灵顿家的老房子 So the Schusters move into what used to be the Harrington house.
〈当年ABC热播肥皂剧〈冷暖人间〉中的情节〉
与此同时 贝蒂嫉妒得发狂 Meanwhile, Betty gets extremely jealous
因为她撞见艾莉森与罗德尼在一起跳舞 when she sees Allison dancing with Rodney at the after-party.
但是之后迈克邀请贝蒂共舞 But then Michael asked Betty to dance with him
并且与克莱尔也跳了一支舞 and also dances with Claire
剧透到此为止 And that is all I can tell you
接下来几周的〈冷暖人间〉故事发展就是这样的 about the next few weeks of Peyton place.
你是怎么知道的 How the heck do you know all this?
他们给了我剧本 They send me the scripts.
我得看剧本 这是我的工作 I need to see them. It's my job.
真不敢相信康妮居然出现在婚礼现场 I can't believe Connie goes through with their wedding.
我同意 确实是令人惊讶的剧情 It is a surprise. I agree.
我不用多说了吧 What more do I need to say?
-还挺沉 -唐 你记得吗 -It's heavy. -Don, you remember -
吉姆和丹尼斯 很高兴你们如约而至 Jim and Dennis, glad you could make it.
让你们久等 真是不好意思 I can't thank you enough for waiting.
没关系 Oh, don't think about it.
克雷恩先生的精彩剧透让我们丝毫没有无聊感 I've been unwinding as mr. Crane ruins "Peyton place" for us.
太好了 我们开始吧 Perfect. Let's get to it.
-罗杰 谢谢你 -我要走了 -Roger, thank you. -I'll be on my way,
但此之前 让我们庆祝一下 but first - victory lap!
一起来 唐 彼得 克雷恩 吉米·奥尔森 Come on, Don, Pete,Crane, Jimmy Olsen!
速战速决 先生们 我们还有个派对要参加呢 Wrap it up quickly, gents. We have an after-party to attend.
谢谢 罗杰 Thank you, Roger.
所有人都准备好了吗 Is everyone set?
那还用说 That's one word for it.
乔伊 你没有趁我不在先开始吧 Joey, you didn't start without me, did you?
没有 唐 我才不会呢 No, don. I would not do that.
好了 大家都准备好了吗 Okay, everybody ready?
好的 So...
新生活麦片 美味 酥脆 Life cereal - delicious, crispy
而且是驰名商标 And it's got a big name, you know.
我知道你们希望把它和健康联系起来 And I know you want to associate it with health,
但那样多无趣 你说呢 乔伊 but that's not fun. Joey?
算了 我来说吧 Ah. You know what? I've got it.
听着 市场上有些麦片比这个更香甜 Look, there are sweeter cereals than this,
但我一直在想 怎么说呢 but I kept thinking about, you know,
怀旧 Nostalgia.
当你想起过去发生的一些事时 How you remember something in the past
非常美好 但仍然会让你有一丝痛楚 and it feels good, but it's a little bit painful,
比如你的童年 Like when you were a kid.
-确实如此 -而"生活" -That's the truth. -And "Life,"
对于任何年龄的人来说都是个可怕的词 That's a scary word to anyone at any age.
所以我们如何把它变得有趣呢 So how do we make it fun?
大碗地品尝"生活"的甘苦吧 "Eat life by the bowlful."
一个小孩 用大碗 大勺子 A little kid, big bowl, big spoon.
孩子们看到巨大的麦片碗时会笑 Kids see the giant bowl of cereal and they smile
因为如果可以 他们会吃一整盒 Because, you know, they'd eat a box of it if they could.
母亲们看到这则广告会觉得心酸 And moms see it and they get this twinge
尽管她们的孩子还那么小 of how little their kid still is
就已经需要面对人生的苦乐了 even though they have to deal with life.
将这二者结合 Get those two together in a market
我觉得我们可以卖出不少麦片 and I think we're going to sell some cereal
这就是我的想法 That's all I have.
如把贵公司其他产品的广告也交给我们做的话 I think if you'd invite us into the rest of your company,
我们可以做一个周六早间的广告专题 We could build a Saturday morning tv show
详细介绍桂格系列的所有食品 around the whole Quaker Oats family.
事实上 可以直接命名为"桂格食品家族" In fact, it could be called the "Quaker oats family."
我喜欢大碗的创意 I like the bowlful,
但我想这对于平民来说有点过于深奥了 but I think it's kinda smart for regular folks, you know?
-其中蕴含的讽刺哲理 -孩子看的是图片 -The irony, I guess. -Children look at the picture.
讽刺哲理是给母亲们看的 Moms look at the irony.
是 但是我回芝加哥之后 Yeah, but when I go back to Chicago,
那儿的人只需要一句精辟的广告语就行了 all they're gonna wanna hear is a slogan,
我觉得这则广告可能做不到 and I don't think this is gonna cut it.
不如我们让唐来修改一下 Well, why don't we let Don work that over?
如果你们周末留下的话 我们可以周一再说 We can either talk on Monday if you're staying the weekend
或者我们可以去芝加哥见你们 or we can come see you in chicago.
等等 我来说 皮特 I've got it. I've got it, Pete.
这个怎么样 How about...
"生活"就像是一碗麦片 "Life is just a bowl of life cereal"?
"生活"甜蜜可口 "Life is sweet."
享受你余下的"人生" 麦片 "Enjoy the rest of your life... Cereal"
唐 他们没有要求你现场想出广告词 Don, they're not expecting you to do this right now.
给我一点点时间 Give me a second.
新生活麦片的诱惑 让你心痒地无法睡懒觉 "Life. The reason to get out of bed in the morning."
新生活麦片 引领传统早餐的革命 "Life. The cure for the common breakfast."
新生活麦片 香甜无止境 "Life. It's sweetness never ends."
-新生活麦片 满碗满碗地品尝吧 -就刚才那个 -"Life. Eat it by the bowlful." -oh oh. There you go.
新生活麦片 引领传统早餐的革命 "The cure for the common breakfast."
-我喜欢这个 -从健康的角度出发 -Love it. -It's got the health angle.
新生活麦片 让你感觉更好 Life makes you feel better.
这里面含蛋白质 非常好 It's got protein. Very nice.
-这个一定会受欢迎的 -太好了 -That dog will hunt. -Wonderful.
我们会准备好给你 We'll get that put together for you.
我们是不是该讨论一下媒体问题了 Should we discuss media?
-我还没说完呢 -会议已经开得够久了 -I can keep going. -I think we've got a long run.
我们不想再占用您更多的时间了 We don't need to take up any more of your time.
我知道您还有个庆祝活动要参加呢 I know you have some celebrating to do.
我不知道该说些什么 I don't know what to say.
但这是我到纽约后听到的最有趣的广告 This is the most fun I've ever had in New York.
-随时效劳 伙计们 -好吧 -Anytime, fellas. -Very good then.
罗杰 我完事儿了 Roger, I'm done!
-出发吧 -我能跟您说两句话吗 -Let's go! -Can I speak with you a moment?
想出维克斯广告的创意了吗 Got anything on vicks yet?
我真的需要跟您谈谈 I really need to talk to you.
-你仍然什么都没想到吗 -刚刚那条广告语 -You still have nothing? -The tagline -
你认为我给你一个最终期限是开玩笑的吗 Do you think I'm joking when I give you a deadline?
-你说最迟周一交 -艾达 预定一个带锁的房间 -You said Monday. -Ida, book a nice room with a lock on it
把奥尔森小姐和瑞兹关在里面 费用记维克斯账上 for misters Olsen and Rizzo. Bill it to vicks.
除非想出广告创意 否则不准出来 Don't come out until you have something.
你开什么玩笑 Are you kidding?
皮特 我们送他们出去 Pete, we'll walk 'em out.
地方你要自己挑还是我帮你挑 Do you want to pick a place or should I?
他开玩笑的 现在是周末 我们就呆在办公室 He wasn't serious. It's the weekend. We'll work in the office.
你想让我追过去和他确认一下 Do you want me to go chase him down
他是不是认真的吗 to see if he's serious or not?
去叫斯坦利来 Go get Stanley.
-我得和你谈谈 -等会儿 -I need to speak with you. -Not now.
-莱恩 我跟你谈谈吗 -请进 -Lane, may I? -Come in.
我只问你一次 I'm only going to ask once:
我们要和盖尔广告公司合并了吗 Are we merging with guyer?
-没有 -真的吗 -No. -Really?
我在颁奖礼上遇到了肯·科斯格罗夫和克劳伦斯·伯利兹 Well, I ran into ken cosgrove and clarence birdseye at the clios.
我得知科斯格罗夫先生在那边并不如意 It came to me that Mr. Cosgrove was unhappy
我们很欢迎他和他的高级客户们 and that he and his choice clients
加入本公司 would be a welcome addition to the firm.
除非我死了 Over my dead body.
很抱歉 我事先没和你商量 I apologize. It was wrong of me not to consult you.
-我不确定 -不确定什么 -I wasn't sure - -wasn't sure about what?
要不要背着我吗 Whether to go behind my back?
妈的 我也是个合伙人 我们在公司地位同等 I'm a partner, damn it. I have the same status here as you.
你一直不喜欢我 You've never liked me.
选客户主管的时候 你选的是他而不是我 You picked him over me to begin with
现在你还想让我和他一起工作 and now you expect me to work with him again?
不可能的 Approval denied.
罗杰·斯特林太孩子气了 Roger sterling is a child,
老实说 And frankly
我们不能让你独挑大梁 We can't have you pulling the cart all by yourself.
肯的能力有目共睹 Ken is proven,
他野心勃勃 He's hungry
而且他有不少客户 And he has accounts.
比如伯利兹 激浪饮料 Birds-eye, a beverage called mountain dew
还有刚刚打进全国市场的菲尔莫尔汽车零部件 and Fillmore auto parts, which has entered the national arena.
他能带来的好处远远超过他本身 He would more than pay for himself.
这样说你能宽心了吗 Does that put you at ease?
能让我宽心的是 What would put me at ease
你和那个卑鄙小人不要在背后捅我刀子 is you and madame Defarge not plotting behind my back.
我希望你要识时务 Still, I expect pragmatism from you.
我们都应该做到这一点 We share that.
周一我要跟科斯格罗夫先生共进午餐 Mr. Cosgrove and I are having lunch on Monday.
要是到时候你的气消了 If your tantrum has subsided,
欢迎加入 you're welcome to join us.
-我要回家了 -就个人而言 -I'm going home. -And on a personal note,
我得补充一句 我很欣赏你 I'd like to add that I'm quite fond of you.
你认为我讨厌你 让我很伤心 It pains me to hear you say otherwise.
把那玩意儿拿过来 Get that thing in here.
将军 General.
你今晚没有飞行任务吧 You're not flying tonight, are you?
没有 已经很多年没有飞过了 No, it's been years.
我想也是 说几个著名飞机的型号吧 Ah. I bet. Name some aircraft for me.
-不 -不 等等 你向谁报告〈归谁统率〉 -No. -No, wait. Who do you report to?
-总统先生 -报告什么 莫里斯的故事吗〈著名作家〉 -The president. -Of what, william morris?
知道吗 这里有一枚勋章 You know, one of these decorations
就是奖励我管制了哪些大嘴巴的人 is for shutting up loudmouths.
见到你很高兴 将军 玩得开心点 It's a pleasure to meet you, general. Enjoy your evening.
-唐 恭喜你 -谢谢 -Don. Congratulations. -Thank you.
彼此彼此 You too.
我们是佼佼者 对吧 We're the top of the heap, huh?
-什么佼佼者 -我知道他们每年颁发50个奖项 -The heap of what? -I know they give out 50 a year,
不过我不得不说 你们能获奖我实在太高兴了 But I've gotta say it doesn't get any sweeter than this.
罗杰 给奈德买杯饮料 Roger, buy Ned a drink.
你在这儿啊 There you are.
你母亲刚电话给我 她在找我们呢 Your mom called. She's looking for us.
很高兴认识你 It was very nice meeting you.
-你要干吗 -帮你解围 -What are you doing? -Rescuing you.
解什么围 我看是让我丢生意吧 From what, a business opportunity?
你看到我得奖的那一段了吗 Did you see the part where I won?
没 不过听说了 No, but I heard about it.
精信广告的人准备把你的照片贴在飞镖盘上 They're gonna put your picture on a dartboard at Grey.
你怎么了 What is your problem?
精信公司也得奖了 双赢嘛 Grey won. Everybody won.
才不是呢 That's not true.
想想看如果你没得奖 现在会是什么感觉 Just think how you'd feel right now if you lost.
大概也没什么不同吧 About the same, I suppose.
得了奖 工作起来还不是一样 It doesn't make work any better.
心态不错嘛 That's very healthy.
不管得没得奖 你始终是唐·德雷柏 Award or no award, you're still Don Draper.
随你怎么说吧 Whatever that means.
你真是难以置信 You're incredible.
你娇香袭人 You smell good.
是吗 Is that right?
不如我们出去 好好"庆祝”一下怎么样 What do you say we get out of here and really celebrate?
我觉得你现在完全是迷惑不清 I think you're confusing a lot of things at once right now.
我真为你高兴 I'm very happy for you.
你是在打电话向他汇报进展吗 Are you calling to give him an update?
我要跟他说的事情跟你毫无关系 I'm calling him about something completely unrelated to you.
我知道你们俩感情不一般 I know you have a special relationship.
-你什么意思 -什么 -What does that mean? -What?
不是 天啊 当然不是那个意思 Not that. Jesus. Of course not that.
他怎么样也不会看上你的吧 Do you think he'd be caught dead with you?
墙纸上的内容都比你们激情 There's wallpaper more exciting.
不过我知道 你是他的最爱 But I know you're his favorite.
不过是带你工作 I bet he takes you hunting
让你当苦力 任劳任怨地付出 and lets you carry the carcasses in your mouth.
你是打算工作还是继续看裸照 Are you gonna work or just stare at pictures
画中人可不会搭理你 of women who can't stare back?
你不懂 You wouldn't understand.
这杂志可以给我灵感 But this inspires me,
开阔思路 opens my mind with freedom.
你为何自己不践行裸体主义呢 So why aren't you a nudist?
你一直在谈论裸体艺术嘛 You talk about it all the time.
在自由的环境中 我会脱的 Well, in a liberated environment, I would be.
如果教皇在场 In the presence of the pope,
或者 在你这样的人面前 or say, you,
就没那个欲望 It's difficult.
你根本就不了解我 You don't know anything about me.
我知道你对自己的身材没信心 I know you're ashamed of your body
不过说实话 你身材确实很一般 or you should be at least.
-你在干什么 -你是个懒汉 -What are you doing? -You're lazy.
而且毫无创意 And you have no ideas.
-真的假的 -对 开始吧 -Really? -Yeah. Let's go.
知道吗 你简直是一个疯子 You're a fruitcake, you know that?
而你 是个懦夫 And you're chickenshit.
我可以这样子工作 我们一起释放灵感吧 I can work like this. Let's get liberated.
好极了 Fantastic.
你还等什么 What are you waiting for?
只是 Just...
我们来讨论一下咳嗽糖 你有什么想法 Let's talk cough drops. Whatcha got?
正在想 I'm thinking.
想什么呢 About what?
别自作多情了 那只是男人的正常反应 Don't flatter yourself. It's involuntary.
可能是刚才看杂志的原因 Maybe it was left over from the magazine.
很好 Terrific.
现在 我觉得让人们相信咳嗽糖是一种药 Now I don't think it's that hard to convince people
并没有那么困难 that cough drops are medicine,
何况那东西尝起来一股药味儿 是吧 especially when they taste like it, right?
你真的要让我独自穿梭在这些温香软玉中吗 So you're really gonna leave me alone with all these naked gold women?
抱歉 打扰一下 Excuse me. I hate to interrupt.
没关系 You're not interrupting.
那边那个人 That man over there -
我之前看到你们谈话了 I saw you talking before.
-那是唐·德雷柏吗 -是的 -Is that Don Draper? -Yes it is.
他有女人了吗 Is he attached?
他已经娶了那个酒杯啦 To that glass? Absolutely.
没有 No.
他可是踌躇满志啊 He's pretty proud of himself.
是啊 今天对他来说可是个大日子 Well, it's a big day for him.
今天对所有人来说都是大日子 It's a big day for all of us.
尤其是你 行了吧 Especially you, okay?
不过 他们可没为我的作为颁奖 Well, they don't seem to give awards for what I do.
你有何作为 And what is that?
相中了他这匹千里马 Find guys like him.
你刚才还八面玲珑 一转眼就郁郁寡欢了 You've crossed the border from lubricated to morose.
晚安 Good night.
斯特林先生 Mr. Sterling.
-我认识你吗 -我叫唐 -Do I know you? -It's Don.
唐·德雷柏 海勒高级皮草店的 Don Draper. Heller's luxury furs.
噢 那个卖皮草的 Oh, the fur guy.
你在这里干什么 What are you doing here?
我来开会 I have a meeting in the building.
正巧看到你 就过来打个招呼 I saw you standing here and I thought I'd say hello.
真的吗 再说出一个这栋楼里的公司的名字 Really? Name one other company in this building.
对不起 只是 I'm sorry. It's just...
我给你留了些信息 I've left some messages for you.
我忽略了 那就是我给你的回复 And I've ignored them. That's my message for you.
我只想知道 你对我的广告作品集有何看法 I just wanted to know what you thought of my portfolio.
我把它跟装皮草的盒子一起扔了 I threw it out with the box from the coat.
你将它装在里面真是失策 That was a bad idea.
也许是吧 Maybe it was a bad idea,
不过 有谁不希望自己的人生有所突破呢 but weren't you trying to get a break once?
你老板不知道你来这儿吧 Where does your boss think you are right now?
他知道我想投身跟你一样的行业 He knows I want to do what you do.
你以为那是怎样的一个行业 And what do you think that is?
你在一家高端企业从事着举足轻重的工作 I think you're a very important man in a very important agency.
也许我会丢掉自己的工作 Maybe I am risking my job,
不过我愿不惜一切 只为与你共饮 But I'd donything to buy you a drink
只为能得到您的指点 and hear anything you have to say.
现在是上午10点 It's 10:00 a.m.
我妈妈总是说 My mother always said
编织自己梦想的时候一定要当心 "Be careful what you wish for,
因为你一定会梦想成真 because you'll get it.
然后人们就会嫉妒你 And then people'll get jealous
然后不择手段地抢走你的劳动成果 and try to take it away from you."
我不敢苟同 I don't think that's how that goes.
你精通所有的事情 是不是 You're an expert on everything, right?
那我怎么敢雇你呢 你对我了解的太多了 And how can I hire you? You know too much about me.
你知道我这人谨慎小心 You know I've been discreet.
一个人一旦这么说自己 那他肯定不是谨慎小心之人 Once you say that, you're not discreet anymore.
我得在他们售卖午餐之前离开这儿 I gotta get out of here before they open for lunch.
这太尴尬了 This is embarrassing.
我请你吃午饭 I'll buy you lunch.
我饱了 我吃了一罐子橄榄 I'm stuffed. I had a jar of olives.
你是个很棒的皮草销售者 And you're a great fur guy.
我需要认识你这样的人 I'm gonna need one of those.
我给你叫计程车 Let me get you a cab.
你该回家了 You should go home.
服务员 我的名字叫罗杰 Garcon! Je m'appelle Roger!
请帮我叫辆出租车 Je suis un taxi, si vous plait!
咳嗽糖在以下情况下比较适用 比如你卧病在床 So you use cough drops when you're sick in bed,
长途旅行的途中 在电影院里 on a car trip, at the movies
或是在教堂里 and in church.
还有什么要补充的吗 Anything you'd like to add?
-什么 -这支笔有点干涩 -What? -This pencil's a little dull.
也许我该把你那玩意儿蘸点墨水 然后用来写字 Maybe I should dip that thing in some ink and write with it.
别看了 Stop looking.
我以为我这种姿色会让它"低头"呢 I thought it might make it go away.
好吧 算你狠 You know what? Fine.
现在我们要穿上衣服吗 Are we getting dressed now?
你爱穿不穿 You can do whatever you want.
-我不在乎 -你那下面可不是这么说的 -I don't care. -But you do.
-好吧 你赢了 -赢了什么 -Fine, you win. -Win what?
世上最成功娼妇奖 Win the prize for the smuggest bitch in the world.
我得去小便了 I need to take a leak.
嘿 瑞兹 Hey,Rizzo!
我饿了 你想吃点儿什么吗 I'm hungry. Do you want anything?
你刚说你赢了什么奖 What did you win for again?
最佳烹饪奖和最佳园艺奖 Cake mixes and toppings.
主题曲也是我写的 I wrote the jingle.
可以哼几句听听吗 Oh. Can you hum a few bars?
好熟悉的旋律啊 That sounds familiar.
噢 好吧 Oh. Okay.
喂 Hello.
你终于肯接电话了 So you finally decided to pick up the phone?
-你到底在哪儿 -请问您是? -Where the hell are you? -Who is this?
是我 你到底在哪儿 都中午了 It's me. Where the hell are you? It's noon.
你两小时前就该到的 You were supposed to be here two hours ago.
孩子们正坐在房间里看电视 The kids are sitting in the den watching tv,
眼巴巴地等着你 可你显然不会来了 waiting for someone who is obviously not coming.
我知道你才不管亨利和我要去参加 I know you don't care that Henry and I were supposed to
一个非常重要的宴会 go to a very important brunch,
但卡拉也无法来照看孩子 她在教堂呢 but I can't get Carla anymore. She's in church.
-我应该是星期天去接孩子才对 -今天就是星期天 -I'm coming on Sunday. -It is Sunday!
我很抱歉 贝蒂 我今天很不舒服 I'm really sorry, Betts. I'm under the weather.
多谢你的解释 唐 感谢之至 Well, thank you for the notice, Don. Thanks a lot.
没事吧 Is everything okay?
是的 Yeah.
没事 Everything's fine.
真不敢相信我们居然睡了这么久 I can't believe we slept so long.
那是你的吗 Is that yours?
不 那是你的 No, it's yours.
我... I'm...
真的很抱歉 Really sorry.
我还有点儿事情要去处理 忘到九霄云外去了 I have some things to do. I forgot about them.
你说你要替我拍照 却一直未能成行 You said you were gonna take my picture and you never did.
-我什么时候说的 -我不知道 -When did I say that? -I don't know.
大约是在你第三次点薯条的时候 Somewhere around your third order of french fries
当时你姐姐已经走了 after your sister left.
我姐姐 My sister?
刚刚是她给你打电话吗 Was that her on the phone?
-不是 -别骗我了 没关系的 迪克 -No. -Don't lie to me. It's okay, Dick.
听着 我可不想卷入你们的家务事 Listen, I don't want to get in the middle of anything.
听着 Look,
我已经迟到了 I'm really late.
-我得准备好出发了 -好吧 -I should get ready. -Oh, okay.
可以把衣服递过来吗 Uh, do you mind?
昨晚我很尽兴 多莉丝 I had a great time, Doris.
我很抱歉 我忘了还有事情要处理 I'm really sorry I forgot I had plans.
好吧 后会有期 All right. I'll see you around, I guess.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
我周五晚上给你打电话了 I tried to call you Friday night,
昨天还一直响没人接 今天就成了占线了 yesterday it rang and rang and today it's busy.
我电话坏了 My phone's not working.
我可以进来吗 Can I come in?
有什么问题吗 What's the problem?
我知道你不愿意听我说这个 I know you don't want to hear this,
但是你给新生活麦片创作的广告语 but the Life cereal tag you sold,
是那个孩子的作品 罗杰的亲戚 it was that kid's - Roger's idiot.
"大碗品尝生活的甘苦吧" 那可是我们工作几周的成果 "Eat life by the bowlful"? We worked on that for weeks.
不 新生活麦片 引领早餐业的革命 No, "The cure for the common breakfast."
你在会议上临时改的 You changed it in the meeting.
好像没有吧 I don't think so.
我也有过跟你一样的情况 信息堆积在大脑里 I know I've gotten stuff stuck in my brain before
在某个时刻脱口而出 完全不知道从何而来 and you don't know where it's coming from.
那的确是那个孩子的作品 It's that kid's.
-你确定吗 -是的 -Are you sure? -Yes.
给新生活公司打电话 就说那则广告语很糟糕 Call life and tell them it's terrible
-说我们又有了新的创意 -他们很喜欢 -And we changed our minds. -They loved it.
那太烂了 It's terrible.
但当时你和客户都没有意识到这一点 Well, neither you nor the client was in a condition to notice.
另想10条广告语吧 Think of 10 more tags.
不 No.
我整个周末都被关在宾馆房间里 I've been working all weekend with that pig
和那个蠢货一起工作 in that stupid hotel room.
我已经才思枯竭了 I am tapped out.
什么宾馆房间 What hotel room?
你必须立刻请他来谈谈 You have to bring him in right away.
就明天 尽快弥补这件事 Tomorrow. Fix it.
该死 Shit.
科斯格罗夫正赶过来 Mr. Cosgrove is on his way over.
我已经通知餐馆 增加了你的席位 I've added you to our reservation.
不 等他到了 No. When he gets here
把他带去会议室就好 bring him to the conference room.
他开始咳嗽 大家都盯着他看 And he's coughing and everyone's staring at him,
包括牧师 然后他开始服用维克斯感冒药 including the priest, then he sucks on a vicks.
-很棒 -是啊 -It's good. -Mmm.
-堪称我的杰作 -的确 -It's pretty much how I pitched it. -That's true.
我只做了小小的更改 I only changed one little thing.
-早上好 -给Pen&Pencil〈著名餐馆〉打电话 -Good morning. -Call the pen & pencil,
问他们有没有看见我的奖杯 See if someone found my award.
你获的是什么奖 What's the category?
最佳女演员 开玩笑呢 是克里奥广告奖 Best actress. It's a clio.
嘿 他们让我进来等你 Hey. They told me to wait here.
有个年轻人在里面等你 Your little friend is waiting.
听着 丹尼 Listen, Danny,
我后来又重新考虑了一下 I've been thinking about things
你的收藏本里有一条广告语 and there was a slogan in your book -
引领什么什么的革命 "The cure for the common" Something.
公车 啤酒 椅子 哪个 Bus, beer, chair? Which one?
全部 All of them.
我愿意出50美元收购你的创意 I'm gonna give you $50 for the idea.
你很喜欢 是吧 You liked it, huh?
我刚已经说得很清楚了 What did I just say?
我想要份工作 I'd like a job.
好吧 加到100美元 就当是特约工作 Fine, $100. It'll be freelance work.
你知道那是什么意思吧 Do you know what that is?
是的 但那不是一份工作 Yeah, it's not a job.
我根本不需要花钱购买 I don't have to buy it.
我可以直接采用 见好就收吧 I could just use it. Take the money.
我不想要钱 我想要一份工作 I don't need money. I need a job.
如果你不是罗杰的亲戚 我根本就不会约见你 You wouldn't even be in this room if you weren't related to Roger.
但可惜我是 这是我的筹码 But I am. It's all I have -
这层关系 还有我的创意 That and my ideas.
这地方棒极了 This place is fantastic.
莱恩 你介意回避一下吗 Lane, could you leave us please?
好的 Certainly.
我对这事思虑良多 I've given this a lot of thought.
我也一样 Me too.
如果你可以坦然接受 If you're open to the direction
我对公司业务的领导和发展方向的把握 and tenor of the business I'm doing here,
我想 你的加入会让我的团队如虎添翼 I think you'd be a great addition to my team.
这是什么意思 How's that supposed to mean?
意思就是 今时不同往日 一切都大不同了 That things have changed in a permanent way.
我觉得没什么不同 I'd say nothing's changed.
听着 肯 Look, Ken,
这儿每个人都喜欢你 Everyone here likes you,
但这是一家小公司 But this is a small shop
我必须知道 你会绝对服从 And I need to know you can do as told.
那么... So...
你的婚礼准备得怎么样了 How are the wedding plans coming?
佩奇 Peggy!
带丹尼去见琼 下周一正式开始上班 Take Danny over to Joan. He's starting next Monday.
你开玩笑吗 Are you kidding?
你一定不会后悔这一英明决定的 You will not be sorry.
滚远点儿 Go away.
就站这儿等 Wait here.
我一直喜欢巧克力味的冰激凌 I always liked chocolate ice cream,
但我母亲非要让我们吃香草味的 but my mother made us eat vanilla
因为那不会弄脏衣服 because it didn't stain anything.
-我雇佣了简的堂兄 -真的吗 -I hired Jane's cousin. -Really?
你为何突然改变主意 What changed your mind?
没有他我活不下去 Couldn't live without him.
既然事情峰回路转 我也该好好奖励你一下 One good turn deserves another.
你将它忘在酒吧了 You left it at the bar.
庆祝活动太过疯狂 大脑都不清醒了 Too much celebrating, I guess.
是啊 这种情况很常见 Yeah, that happens.
除非你对我说一句话 我才会将它还给你 I'll give it back if you just say one thing:
没有我 你拿不到这座奖杯 You couldn't have done it without me.
我没跟你说这句话吗 Did I not say that?
我错了 I was wrong.
谢谢 Thank you.
斯特林先生 Mr. Sterling.
-早上好 -上帝啊 你能不能别来烦我了 -Good morning. -Jesus. Would you leave me alone?
是你让我过来的 You told me to come in.
-说什么鬼话 -你聘用了我 -The hell I did. -You hired me.
什么 什么时候的事 What? When?
昨天 你说 "欢迎加入" Yesterday. You said, "Welcome aboard."