Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
Five, six, seven,
8 9 10 11
这是给坎贝尔夫妇的两张 That's two for the Campbells
这些到底是哪儿的票 Where are these exactly?
电影院的票啊 全是上等座 It's a movie theater, no bad seats-
科斯格罗夫夫妇的 The Cosgroves,
而乔伊 斯坦 丹尼 每人10美元 And Joey, Stan, Danny-$10 each.
为什么我们就得付钱 How come we have to pay
大家都看得很清楚 刚刚他们两个可没付钱 when everyone knows damn well they were free?
你真是个守财奴 You're such a Jew.
你好莱坞的朋友也知道你这么说话吗 Your friends in Hollywood know you talk that way?
要我说 你才是守财奴 And let me tell you-you're the Jew,
想用免费得来的东西挣30块钱 Trying to make 30 bucks on something you got for free.
压25块 赌克莱会被击倒 25 on Clay by a knockout.
里斯顿可不是浪得虚名 Liston is favored for a reason.
[卡休斯·克莱 即拳王阿里]
卡休斯·克莱害怕了 Cassius Clay is scared.
怕什么 快告诉我 Of what, pray tell?
他在出最后一拳之前心跳加快了 He had an elevated heart rate before the last fight.
谁说这就是害怕了 Who says that means you're scared?
我总这样 我家里人也是 It happens to me all the time. It runs in my family.
里斯顿是重量级选手 而且他一直是不败金身 Liston has the weight. And he's never been knocked out.
桑尼太老了 Sonny's old.
那叫经验丰富 He's experienced.
唐 我也替你弄了张票 Don, I've got your ticket.
你要不要下点注 You want to put something down?
斯坦认识一个赌拳的理发师 Stan's got a barber who makes book.
是啊 你支持哪一个 Yeah, who do you like?
我刚还说 I was just saying
说不定可以请克莱过来拍广告呢 I think Clay'd make one hell of an adman.
没错 替我在里斯顿身上压100块 You're right. Gimme 100 on Liston.
比赛开始前要不要和我们一起 Joining us for a little pre-fight
在棕榈餐厅吃点牛排 喝点鸡尾酒 steak and cocktails at the Palm?
一定 新秀丽广告策划小组 到我办公室来 Absolutely. Samsonite team, in my office.
听着 如果詹妮弗问起的话 Listen, if it comes up with Jennifer,
就说这些票我是花了钱的 I did pay for the seats.
能帮我和斯特林先生订个晚餐席吗 Can you make a dinner reservation
用餐时间定在拳击赛开始之前 before the bout for Mr. Sterling and me
只要别在棕榈餐厅就行 anywhere but the Palm?
我不知道为什么大家都这么喜欢这比赛 I don't know why everyone cares so much about it.
如果我想看两个黑人打架 If I wanted to see two negroes fight,
我只要从窗户扔一块钱出去就行 I'd throw a dollar bill out my window.
我记得会议原定9点 现在已经11:15了 I thought we were doing this at 9:00. It's 11:15.
我迟到了 但你们没有 I'm late, but you're not.
目前工作进展不错 Good work so far.
-你们要我坐哪儿 -桌子后面就行 -Where do you want me? -Behind the desk is fine.
你身在一个白色摄影棚 一种空旷的境界 You're in a white studio, like in some limbo.
有两个无名橄榄球运动员 There's two no-name football players
分别拿着美国旅行者牌和航线牌的箱子 holding an American Tourister and a Skyway
他们走向乔·纳曼斯[橄榄球运动员] Going against Mr. Joe Namath
和他的后卫 一位性感女郎 and his defender, a sexy girl
她拿着一个新秀丽包 或者她是个裁判 holding a Samsonite, and maybe a referee.
我们听到"准备好 要开始了" 纳曼斯后退 So we hear "Hut hut, hike!" Namath fades back.
"哦不 有偷袭" "Oh no, it's a blitz!"
镜头对着纳曼斯 他说 Punch in on Namath, he says something like...
旅途顺利的秘诀就是新秀丽 "The secret to victory on the road is Samsonite.
新秀丽 坚固牢实 I carry it because it's tough
无论发生何种险情 都时刻保障您的行李安全 And no matter what comes at me, I know I'm protected."
他们倒地的同时 As they fall,
对手的箱子会跌开 衣服都飞出来 the competitors will bust open, clothing flying out.
新秀丽 完胜 Touchdown, Samsonite!
-交给我吧 亲爱的 -当然了 乔 -"I've got it, honey." -"You sure do, Joe."
新秀丽 坚固牢实 "Samsonite-it's tough."
找明星代言是懒惰的方式 Endorsements are lazy,
我也不喜欢乔·纳曼斯 and I don't like Joe Namath.
他甚至还没参加过一场像样的比赛 He hasn't even played in a professional game yet.
但他很帅 He's very handsome.
而且女人是不会买手提箱的 And women don't buy suitcases.
菲娅博士说她们会的 Dr. Faye says they do.
你们可以暂时回避一下吗 Could you leave us, please?
佩奇 我很高兴你身处这样的工作环境中 Peggy, I'm glad that this is an environment
觉得失败了也没关系 where you feel free to fail.
是你想采用丹尼的创意 You wanted to go with Danny's idea.
因为这个创意会很有效 Because it works-
"只有新秀丽最坚固" "Only Samsonite is tough."
问题出在创意执行上 It's the execution that's the problem.
-那应该有趣一点吗 -真正的有趣吗 -Okay, should it be funny? -Actually funny?
也许吧 像刚才那样滑稽可不行 Maybe. Funny like what I just saw? No.
-喂 -你还记得我的生日 -Hello. -You remembered my birthday.
礼物打开了吗 Did you open my present?
正在打开 等等 I am. Hold on.
[菲利普斯&奥尔森广告公司] [佩奇·奥尔森 创意总监]
我的天呐 My goodness.
我终于做了几年前就应该做的事 I'm finally doing what I should've done years ago.
菲利普&奥尔森 可能还会有其他合伙人 Phillips-Olson-something probably,
但我需要你 我想成立一家 But I'll need you. I want to form an agency
专门做女性产品广告的公司 that specializes in women's products
而你则是我的创意总监 with you as my creative director.
我都不知道该说什么了 I don't know what to say.
但你在笑 是吧 But you're smiling, right?
我和丹碧丝公司的人进行了 I have some very-sort of a little under the table,
[丹碧丝 卫生巾品牌]
非常高级别的会谈 应该说是秘密会谈 but very high-level talks with the people at Tampax.
佩奇 丹碧丝啊 占有50%的市场份额 Peggy, it's Tampax-50% market share.
我是说他们真的是个大客户 I mean they're really up there.
另外贝尔朱莉公司的那个基佬 Plus that queer at Belle Jolie
[贝尔朱莉 唇膏品牌]
一直想成为我的客户 has been barking up my tree.
再说 我在欧洲还有广泛的人脉 Plus I have my European connections.
听起来很令人兴奋 It sounds exciting.
亲爱的 我们蓄势待发 The train's leaving the station, honey.
快加入吧 Get onboard.
你现在在哪儿 Where am I calling you?
我在办公室 不过是设在家里的 I'm in my office at home.
你已经告诉精信公司你的计划了吗 So you already told Grey?
我不想再在那儿浪费我的才华了 I'm not wasting my talents over there anymore.
相信我 辞职是双方共同的意思 Believe me, it was mutual.
达克 你丢了工作吗 Duck, did you lose your job?
佩奇 这是好事 Peggy, this is good.
我不想对你撒谎 I'm not gonna lie.
德雷柏的行为给了我一些启发 I was a little inspired by what Draper did.
现在我只需要找到一些客户 Now I just need some accounts.
这很困难 因为 It's tough because, well-
贷款可不容易 It's tough to get a credit line.
那你目前为止有多少呢 So what do you have so far?
我知道这礼物不是钻石项链 I know it's not a diamond necklace,
但我确实在那些名片上花了一些钱 but I did spend some money on those cards.
我很感激你的邀请 And I appreciate the gesture.
只是 It's just...
我不知道是不是应该当真 I don't know whether to take this seriously,
因为我猜你在喝酒吧 Because I suspect you've been drinking.
你错了 Well, you're wrong.
我听说了你在克里奥颁奖礼上的事 I heard about the clios.
我今晚要见你 I have to see you tonight.
我有安排了 I have plans.
什么 跟那个马克一起吗 你的男人还真多啊 What, with that Mark? He's another one.
达克 你是一个很有价值的业务员 Duck, you are a valuable account man.
你前途光明 You have a bright future.
你只需要到任何一家猎头公司去 然后 You just need to go to one of those headhunters and-
-我想见你 宝贝 -别这样 -I need to see you, babe. -Don't do that.
佩 我要崩溃了 Peg, I'm falling apart.
你难道不知道这世上只有你 Don't you know you're the last thing
才能让我觉得自己还有价值吗 that made me feel good about myself?
把手从你的裤子里拿出来 Pull your hands out of your panties.
我现在不方便讲话 I can't talk right now.
我今晚要见你 I want to see you tonight.
你在里面"自娱自乐"吗 You been flirting in here?
我挂了 I have to go.
我们要去吃午饭 We're going to lunch.
不知道你们看出来没 他讨厌之前那个广告 I don't know if you could tell, but he hated it.
展示的时候 其实连我自己都很讨厌 I was hating it too while we were doing it,
但之前觉得还好 我实话实说 But not before. I'm not gonna lie.
所以我们要重新开始 但还是要吃饭 So we're back to the drawing board. Still gotta eat.
来吧 今天是你的生日 Come on, it's your birthday.
吃饭的时候你可以说说你的想法 We'll let you talk through lunch.
你上厕所时 You got a call
有个直接打到你办公室的电话 while you were in the toilet to the direct line-
加利福尼亚的斯蒂芬妮 Stephanie from California,
没留姓 她说是紧急事情 No last name. She says it's urgent.
要我替您回拨过去吗 Would you like me to place the call?
不用 我知道了 No, I've got it.
坏消息 我们的拳击之夜要被毁了 Bad news. Our night is ruined.
我都安排好了 I took care of that.
那帮家伙打算去棕榈餐厅吃饭 The kids are going to the Palm.
我们 去个别的地方 We are going anywhere else.
一个来自匿名戒酒者协会的人 Well, the brotherhood of Alcoholics Anonymous-
还有旁氏的弗雷迪和卡尔·拉特利奇 Freddy and Cal Rutledge from Pond's-
都会和我们一起吃晚餐 看比赛 will be joining us for dinner and the fight,
所以如果我们真想喝酒 which means we'll have to drink before dinner
就只能在晚餐前喝了 if we want to drink at all.
然后他们会一直谈论喝酒的事 And then there's all the talk about drinking
先说一些好笑的事 where they start with the funny stories
最后痛哭流涕 and they end up crying.
再来一杯 Again.
这场比赛让我苦等15个月 15 months I've been waiting for this fight.
我赌了300块 $300.
除非里斯顿失去意识才算是输 Liston has to lose by unconsciousness.
-那就避开他们 -不可能 -Get rid of 'em. -I can't.
-我要忙新秀丽的事 -那是两周后的 -I should work on Samsonite. -That's in two weeks.
那时我在佛罗里达 现在这个也是你的工作 I'm gonna be in Florida. Now this is your job too.
-走吧 -对不起 你可以一个人去 -Let's go. -I'm sorry. You can do that without me.
-但新秀丽没我不行 -你说真的吗 -Samsonite you can't. -Are you serious?
我们可以轻松解决这个问题 We can solve this problem with a flask.
不行 反正我也不是个好陪客 No, I wouldn't be good company anyway.
我以前可从没在意过 That's never bothered me before.
我不知道是怎么回事 I don't know what it is,
我看着你的脖子一侧 But I look at the side of your neck
就会希望我能有詹姆斯·邦德那样的笔 and I wish I had one of those James Bond pens
可以在里面藏一支飞镖 so I could jam a dart in it.
詹姆斯·邦德喜欢旅游 他走遍了世界 James Bond likes to travel. He goes all over the world.
他到过水下 在水下邂逅一个女孩 He goes underwater. He met a girl underwater.
今天就到这儿吧 I think this is a good place to stop.
明天见 See you tomorrow.
好吧 Oh, great.
我不喜欢坐在我的办公桌后 I don't like sitting at my desk
看着垃圾堆积如山 and looking into a garbage dump.
我的工资虽不高 但也不是个清洁工 Although I am paid less, I am still not a janitor.
谢谢了 绅士们 Thank you, gentlemen.
生日有什么特殊安排吗 Doing something special for your birthday?
马克要带我去吃饭 Mark is taking me to dinner-
帝王酒家[位于洛克菲勒中心] The forum of the Twelve Caesars.
没错 Yes.
-你多大了 -今天刚好26 -How old are you? -26 today.
正是花开堪折的时候 不是吗 Well, you're doing all right, aren't you?
你好啊 Well, hello.
-今天是你的生日吧 -是的 -Did I hear it's your birthday? -It is.
怀孕的感觉如何 How are you feeling?
虽然我整天犯困 不停跑厕所 Of course my days are spent sleeping and visiting the ladies'room,
但感觉真的很不可思议 Although it's an incredible feeling
感受着宝宝的胎动 Having this baby kick me.
比嫁给皮特还不可思议吗 Is it any different than living with Pete?
你果然很逗 You're witty.
我一直都感觉是这样的 原来是真的 I always assumed that, but it turns out it's true.
你会去看拳赛吗 Are you going to watch the fight?
当然 我从小就看拳击 Oh, yes. I've been watching boxing since I was a little girl.
我父亲喜欢血腥的运动 My father loves blood sport.
德雷柏先生找你 Mr. Draper's looking for you.
抱歉 我得走了 I'm sorry. I have to go.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
26岁尚算风华正茂 You know, 26 is still very young.
祝各位尽兴 Have fun.
我想吃牛排 I want a rare steak
还想看那俩男人互殴 and I want to see those two men pound each other.
辛西娅已经在餐厅了 我们该出发了 Cynthia's at the restaurant. We should go.
詹妮弗呢 What about Jennifer?
别进去 千万别去 Oh, don't go in there. Don't do it.
-她死定了 -趁找上我们前赶紧开溜 -She's dead. -Let's beat it before it's us.
-我正准备下班 -你联系加州那边了吗 -I was just on my way out. -Did you get California?
要我下班前帮你联系下吗 Do you want me to try before I depart?
两地有时差的 你知道的 There's a time difference, you know.
我知道 但这会儿那边还早得很 I do, but it goes the other way.
晚安 德雷柏先生 Good night, Mr. Draper.
进来 Get in here.
为何不跟琼说换个秘书 Why don't you talk to Joan and get rid of her?
不 琼很清楚我需要什么样的秘书 No, Joan knew exactly what I needed
也帮我请到了 and made sure that I got it.
新秀丽的广告案进展如何 So where are we on Samsonite?
明早会向你展示我们的新成果 We'll have something to show you in the morning.
我可等不到明早 But the suspense is killing me.
我正要下班走人呢 Well, I kind of was on my way out.
跟我说下进展情况就好 Let me just see where we are.
好吧 我可以再留一会 I guess I've got a minute.
好吧 我们将新秀丽比作 Okay. We thought that samsonite is
一种稀有元素 一种神奇的物质 This very rare element, this mythical substance,
世上最坚固的物质 The hardest on earth-
广告中 一个冒险家带着新秀丽箱包穿越洞穴 and we see an adventurer leaping through a cave.
这算什么神奇物质 扯淡吗 Is this a substance much like bullshit?
我觉得我们可以将这箱子从埃菲尔铁塔扔下 I thought we could drop one off the Eiffel Tower
旁边设立倒计时 就像发射月球探测器一样 With a countdown-like the moonshot-
让大家看看这样它都不会坏 And show how it doesn't break.
-但它会摔坏 不是吗 -可能吧 -But it would, wouldn't it? -Probably.
政府明令禁止我们制作类似广告 佩奇 The government has prohibited us from doing things like that, Peggy.
他们认为这有违公众利益 They feel that it is not in the public interest.
还有个关于参孙的创意 We have a thing with samson,
[圣经故事 大力士叁孙的力量之源在头发上]
因为他很强壮 还有他的头发 Because he's strong-and his hair.
我让你负责更多事务 I gave you more responsibility
而你就这样一无所成 and you didn't do anything?
你看不上而已 事实上我们做了很多 That you like. We did work... a lot.
只要你们能交出让我满意的作品 I don't care if you work 10 seconds
就算你们一天只工作10秒钟我也不介意 if you bring me something I like.
现在就来把这广告案搞定 We're going to do this right now.
我知道你另有安排 Oh, I know you have plans.
你打算找个酒吧 想到好点子再打电话给我吗 You were going to call me from a bar with an idea?
你以为灵感精灵会降临酒吧吗 Do you think elves do this?
不管我交什么 你总归还是会改的 you're just gonna change it anyway.
你说什么 Excuse me?!
-我是马克·肯尼 -真是抱歉 -This is Mark Kerney. -I am so sorry.
我撞他枪口上了 还得耽搁一会 I got drawn into his web. It's gonna be a while.
就耽搁一会 还是得择日再聚 A while like soon, or a while like I should cancel?
15分钟吧 不会太久的 15 minutes? It shouldn't take too long.
-他还要去看拳赛的 -他要去缅因州吗 -He's going to the boxing match. -He's going to Maine?
可以上影院闭路电视看的 You can watch it on closed-circuit tv in the movie theaters.
我们公司有票 We got tickets.
那我们干嘛不去 How come we didn't go?
因为我们要为我庆生 共进晚餐 Because we're having a romantic dinner for my birthday.
你跟他说了这个吗 Well, did you tell him that?
这会儿只剩我在公司帮他 Look, I'm the only one who can help him with this
越早挂电话 我就能越早出发 And the sooner I get off the phone,the sooner I can come.
务必尽快 好吗 Just hurry, will you?
她会迟到几分钟 She's gonna be a few minutes late.
真是惊喜之上更有惊喜 A surprise on top of a surprise.
她工作太勤力了 She works too hard.
大力神牡蛎 动刀才能切开 "The oysters of hercules,which you with sword shall carve."
我刚看到有人点的 跟冰球似的 I saw a tray pass by. They look like hockey pucks.
1.65美元一份 这顿该让格里请的 $1.65. You should let Gerry get this.
妈 别扰了这孩子的好意嘛 Mom, don't cut the kid off at the knees.
让个大象 坐在或者站在手提箱上怎样 Now what if an elephant either sits on or steps on the suitcase?
让缓慢前行的飞机碾过它怎么样 How about a slow-moving airplane runs it over?
你喜欢卡休斯·克莱吗 Do you like Cassius Clay?
-他很帅 -我不觉得 -He's very handsome. -I don't think so.
你是不该觉得 You're not supposed to.
[奈特·金·科尔 1919-1965 美国爵士乐音乐家]
还记得我妈聊起奈特·金·科尔那一脸花痴样 I remember my mother talking about Nat King Cole in a way
惹得我爸把所有他的唱片都扔了 That made my father throw out all his records.
[指64年其成为世界重量级拳王后口出狂言 说自己最棒]
克莱是个大嘴巴 口无遮拦 He's got a big mouth.
"我最棒" 是的话还用说吗 "I'm the greatest." Not if you have to say it.
[并于第二天皈依伊斯兰教 改名穆罕默德·阿里]
穆罕默德·阿里 Muhammad Ali.
你喜欢飞机那创意吗 Do you like the airplane?
里斯顿只需按照自己节奏掌握比赛 Liston just goes about his business,
有条不紊组织进攻 Works methodically.
克莱喜欢耍花枪 Clay will dance and talk,
抵挡一阵 然后一准落败 Throw a few until he's wiped out.
飞机碾过箱子 应该会出事故的吧 A bag under an airplane looks like there's been an accident.
三个重量级别的手提箱 Three classes of suitcase-
轻量级 中量级 重量级 Featherweight, middleweight, heavyweight-
任选一个级别较量 For whatever class you're in.
但在电视上要怎么表现 But how do you do that on tv?
-故事怎么展开 -你不喜欢这创意 -What's the story? -You don't like it?
不 我很喜欢 非常棒 非此莫属 No, I love it. That's great. That's what we should do.
让它响去 Let it ring.
我会跟他说你不在的 I'll say you're not here.
你好 哦 罗杰你好 Hello? Oh hello, Roger.
不 他不在 No, he's not here.
我一直都替别人接电话的 I answer other people's phones all the time.
我数到三再不让他接电话 我就要开始 I'm going to count to three, then I'm gonna start saying
说很多不中听的话了 亲爱的 A lot of words you don't like, sweetheart.
-找我什么好事 -我求求你 -This should be good. -I'm begging you-
马上过来这里 Get down here right away.
你以为我高兴加班啊 You think I'd rather be working?
我就这么想的 Yeah, I do.
你知道弗雷迪·拉姆森收集印第安人的箭头吗 Did you know Freddy Rumsen collects Indian arrowheads?
你在哪 where are you?
奇恩斯牛排店附近有个酒吧 There's a bar next to Keenes.
我躲在这儿先喝上几杯 I've been sneaking off to fortify myself.
告诉他们你病了就好了 回家吧 Tell 'em you're sick. Go home.
我本来就病了 过度劳累 I am sick. I think I overdid it.
戒酒会那些人一向自以为是 And they're self-so-righteous.
我可从未因喝酒犯过事 I never pissed my pants.
那个拉特利奇还驾摩托艇撞死过人 This guy Rutledge killed a man with a motorboat.
知道怎样才能忘记这样的惨剧吗 You know what gets you over something like that?
喝酒 Drinking.
你的票还在我这 Still got your ticket.
别诱惑我 It's an attractive offer.
从你窗口看过来 能看到我吗 Look out your window. Can you see me?
晚安 亲爱的 Good night, sweetheart.
去接吧 我等着 Go ahead. I'll wait.
-你好 -15分钟? 都快一小时了 -Hello. -15 minutes? It's almost an hour.
真抱歉 我应该马上可以走了 I'm so sorry. I'm gonna leave any minute.
你有吃点东西垫肚子吗 Did you at least have something?
你必须过来 You have to get down here.
必须马上过来 You have to get down here right away.
我不能就这样走了 好吗 I can't just leave, okay?
但你必须来 好吗 But you have to, okay?
这样吧 你直接去我公寓等我 You know what? Just go to my apartment and wait for me.
我们另约时间再去那家好了 We can eat there another time.
不行 我不想这样做 No, I don't want to do that.
-我保证让你"不虚今宵" -见鬼 佩奇 -I'll make it worth your while. -Damn it, Peggy.
我约了你全家一起聚餐给你惊喜的 I've got your whole family here for a surprise dinner, okay?
迟到已经够让人扫兴的了 你还想失约 And the only way you can make it worse is by not coming at all.
哦 马克 Oh, Mark.
真的很抱歉 我马上来 I'm so sorry. I'm coming right now.
谢谢 Thank you.
惊喜到此为止了 Well, so much for the surprise.
好了 可以的话我想现在先走了 Okay, I'm going to leave if that's all right with you.
我可不这么认为 I'm not so sure about it.
之前讨论过的每个创意 I mean every time we get into this,
都集中在坚固耐用这一点上 We abandon the toughness idea.
也许可以在那个大象身上做文章 Maybe there's something to the elephant.
想来一杯吗 Do you want one?
抱歉 你要赶着去哪里吗 I'm sorry. Do you have someplace to be?
不如用脚敲敲地板 给点暗示好了 Maybe tap your foot so I get the message.
我一小时前就该去赴晚餐之约的 I was supposed to be at dinner an hour ago.
今天是我生日 It's my birthday,
而现在我毁了所有庆生活动 and I'm pretty sure I ruined everything.
-那你干嘛不早说 -我不知道 -Why the hell didn't you tell me? -I don't know.
因为我以为这很快就结束的 Because I thought this would take a second.
所以我应该感到愧疚难当吗 So now I'm supposed to feel like crap?
噢我真变态 竟然不让她好好过生日 Oh, I'm so sick that I ruined her birthday.
你知道我哪天生日吗 Do you know when my birthday is?
-我当过你秘书 -好好过你的生日去 -I was your secretary! -Well, enjoy your evening!
还有 你都二十好几了 By the way, you are 20-something years old.
居然还这么在意生日 It's time to get over birthdays.
尽管去吧 我自己来好了 Go ahead. I'll do it myself.
没错 我贵人事多 Yes, I'm that important.
你现在还打电话给我 So the fact that you're calling
说明你还没出发吧 means that you haven't left yet.
我没办法过来了 I'm not gonna be able to make it at all.
-你开什么玩笑 -抱歉 -Are you kidding me? -I'm sorry,
但谁让你自作主张请我全家都去的 But no one asked you to do this.
你自己说你过生日从没有过惊喜 You said you never had a surprise.
我简直不相信你会这么说 I can't believe you.
我是你妈 This is your mother speaking.
你好 妈 Hello, ma.
我只想告诉你 我们都在这 I just want you to know that we're all here-
我 安妮塔 格里 你室友 Me, Anita, Gerry, the roommate-
你不来我们就不走 And we're not leaving until you march in here.
我来不了 能把电话给马克吗 I can't, okay? Could you put Mark on the phone?
他失望极了 你知道吗 He's crestfallen, you know?
-我没事 奥尔森女士 -怎么会没事 -Mrs. Olson, it's okay. -It's not okay.
他还帮你找借口 Now he's making excuses for you.
我不知道你自认为 I don't know how many nice boys
有多少好男人排着队要追你 you think are lining up for you.
能与他在一起 你应该感到庆幸 好了 再见 You should be grateful. Okay, goodbye.
-喂 -很抱歉我毁了你精心安排的惊喜晚餐 -Hello? -I'm sorry I ruined this
让你和我那难缠的妈妈呆在一起 我更是愧疚难当 And I'm sorry you had to spend the evening with my mother.
你知道吗 她说的很有道理 You know what? She's right.
是吗 那你和她约会好了 Really? Then why don't you date her?
她连份工作都没有过 She's never even had a job.
你干嘛对我发火 How the hell are you mad at me?
因为你利用我的生日 Because you used my birthday to get in good
来讨好这些我讨厌的人 With a bunch of people who drive me crazy.
我是不是该邀请唐啊 有他在你一定会来的 Should I have invited Don? You never stand him up.
我这么做是为了谁啊 What's the point of doing anything nice for you?
天啊 你说话都跟我妈一模一样了 Jesus. You even sound like my mother.
我已经在这地方花了四十块了 I'm already into this place for $40.
你不介意的话 我要开始享用我的晚餐了 If you don't mind, I'm going to enjoy my dinner
你好好享受你的工作吧 And you enjoy your work.
就知道你不会走的 I think you would stay there-
你给我听好了 You know what?
-算了 -别 说下去 -Forget it. -No. What?
你想现在说这个吗 You want to do this right now?
-说什么 -好吧 -Do what? -Fine.
很高兴与你相识一场 生日快乐 It's been nice knowing you. Happy birthday.
-就这样了 -对 晚安 -So that's it? -Yup. Good night.
喂 Hello?
会没事的 It'll be fine.
床头吵架床尾和 不信你问格里 Couples fight. Ask Gerry.
怎么 电梯坏了吗 What's wrong? Elevator out?
马克刚刚和我分手了 I think I just broke up with Mark.
真的吗 Oh. Really?
应该是吧 I think so.
那回家吧 So go home.
不 我要工作 Nope. I'm ready to work.
你又赢了 You win. Again.
你之前可以告诉我今天是你生日 You could've just told me it was your birthday.
是啊 然后你就会放我走了 Right, and there'd be no repercussions.
你现在把错怪我头上吗 So now this is my fault?
你不用顾及麻烦的家人 Well, it's not my fault
也不用和朋友消遣应酬 这可不是我的错 you don't have a family, friends or anywhere else to go.
那你去啊 像电影桥段那样 疯狂地跑向他 Go. Go. Run to him like in the movies.
-你没必要留在这 -我当然有必要留在这儿 -You don't have to be here. -I do have to be here
因为你居然使用丹尼的可笑创意 Because of some stupid idea from Danny
你雇佣他 不过是因为 Who you had to hire because you stole
你那天酩酊大醉 剽窃了他的另一个可笑创意 His other stupid idea because you were drunk.
别牵扯私人恩怨 你工作没做好才是根本原因 Don't get personal because you didn't do your work.
顺便告诉你 我知道对你来说很难接受 And by the way, I know it kills you,
事实就是 没有所谓的丹尼的创意 But guess what: There is no "Danny's idea."
所有东西都属于公司的可利用资源 Everything that comes in here belongs to the agency.
你说的是属于你个人吧 You mean you.
没错 只要你还在这里工作 As long as you still work here.
这是威胁吗 Is that a threat?
因为已经有其他人向我抛出橄榄枝了 Because I've already taken somebody up on one of those tonight.
-冷静点 -你知道吗 -Relax. -You know what?
这里有张白纸 Here's a blank piece of paper.
你试试能不能做出彩衣地板蜡的广告 Why don't you turn that into glo-coat?
你疯了吗 Are you out of your mind?
你给了我二十个创意 You gave me 20 ideas
我挑了其中一个 And I picked out one of them
那就是后来那个广告的核心 That was a kernel that became that commercial.
-你还记得啊 -是啊 -So you remember. -I do.
关于一个牛仔的嘛 恭喜你 It was something about a cowboy. Congratulations.
不 是关于一个小孩儿被锁在柜橱里 No, it was something about a kid locked in a closet
因为他母亲要等地板干了才放他出来 Because his mother was making him wait for the floor to dry,
基本上整个广告就是这样的 Which is basically the whole commercial.
核心部分罢了 It's a kernel.
你改动了一点让它变成你的 Which you changed just enough so that it was yours
我把它从创意变成广告 I changed it into a commercial.
不然你想在漆黑一片的柜橱里拍吗 What, are we going to shoot him in the dark in the closet?
广告界就是这样的 That's the way it works.
优秀的作品不可能是一人之功 There are no credits on commercials.
-但你借此拿了克里奥奖 -这是你的工作 -But you got the clio! -It's your job!
我付你薪水 你给我创意 I give you money, you give me ideas.
但你连句谢谢都没说 And you never say thank you.
所以我才要付你薪水 That's what the money is for!
你还年轻 你总有一天会出人头地的 You're young. You will get your recognition.
老实说 只工作了两年 And honestly, it is absolutely ridiculous
就在那里数自己的创意真的很可笑 to be two years into your career and counting your ideas.
每件事对你来说都是锻炼的机会 Everything to you is an opportunity.
你每天清晨醒来时 都应该感谢我 And you should be thanking me every morning when you wake up,
感谢我让你在公司又多待了一天 Along with jesus, for giving you another day!
拜托 Oh, come on.
你和你男朋友的事我很抱歉 I'm sorry about your boyfriend, okay?
5月25号 新秀丽手提箱的创意 May 25th. Ideas for samsonite.
坚固意味着 Toughness means that-
佩奇 过来 Peggy, get in here.
-不 -快来 -No. -Come on.
现在就来 You have to come in here right now.
什么事 What do you want?
来 坐 你得听听这个 You have to hear this. Sit down.
来啊 坐啊 Come on. Sit.
这是《斯特林珍贵回忆》第四卷 作者罗杰·斯特林 So this is tape #4 of "Sterling's gold," By Roger Sterling.
我刚说到哪了 So where was I?
伯特·库珀讨厌我 我以为原因在于 Bert Cooper hated me and I thought it was
他觉得我和我父亲是一伙的 Because he thought I'd be an ally of my father,
但后来才知道真正的原因是 But it turned out it was
他不爽我的人生乐趣 something to do with my joie de vivre,
我的风流韵事 My romantic prowess-
详情见第三卷 See tape #3-
包括和那个变态女人的一段孽情 Including some time with the queen of perversions,
他的秘书艾达·布兰肯希普 His secretary ida blankenship.
算了 不要用她的真名 You know what? Don't use her name.
反正都是因为他嫉妒我的年轻 But it was all about him hating my very youth,
因为这个可怜的男人 All because the poor guy had been cut down
在性欲旺盛的年纪 In the height of his sexual prime
做了毫无必要的睾丸切除术 By an unnecessary orchiectomy.
莱尔·埃文斯医生 Lyle evans, M.D.
我估计他已经找人干掉他了 I think he had him killed.
不过 1948年夏天的某个时候 Anyway, sometime in the summer of '48-
不对 是1932年 No, 1932-
不不 1939年 No, 1939.
你笑什么 Why are you laughing?
这和偷窥别人日记有什么区别 It's like reading someone's diary.
拜托 艾达年轻时候是个泼妇 Come on. Ida was a hellcat?
库珀的蛋蛋没了 Cooper lost his balls?
罗杰在写书 Roger's writing a book?
我该走了 I should go.
-陪我一会儿 -我没什么想说的 -Stay and visit. -I've got nothing to say.
-肯定有 -没有 只有私事 -Sure you do. -No, it's personal.
我们就是在谈私事 We have personal conversations.
不是吧 我觉得你不喜欢谈私事 No, we don't, and I think you like it that way.
尽管我很喜欢 I know I do.
随你吧 Suit yourself.
我们本该享用二人烛光晚餐的 We're supposed to be staring at each other
结果他居然邀请我母亲来 Over candlelight and he invites my mother?
他不了解我 He doesn't know me.
这不是我的错 It's not my fault.
我又回到起点了 I guess I'm back to square one.
单身 Single.
用丹尼的话说就是 Well, as Danny would say,
天涯何处无芳草 There's no use crying over fish in the sea.
老鼠 Mouse!
在那里 Over there!
-你在干嘛 -拿手提箱 -What are you doing? -Get the suitcase.
-为什么 -我要把它关在里面 -Why? -I'm gonna seal it up in my nice samsonite
-然后扔到房顶上 -别 -And throw it off the roof. -Don't.
拜托 你脑海中想到的灭鼠方法也和这差不多吧 Come on. Every idea you have is some version of that.
那就做吧 你跑哪去了 米奇 Let's do it. Where'd you go, Mickey?
-那可不是米奇鼠 是只田鼠 -不 家鼠而已 -I think it's a rat. -It's a mouse.
我可是在农场长大的 I grew up on a farm.
你知道吗 You know what?
这房间肯定有老鼠洞通向外面 只是我们不知道罢了 There's a way out of this room we don't know about.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
应该是找你的吧 I think that's yours.
可能是马克 我不想接 It's probably Mark. I don't want to answer it.
午夜之前仍然算是你的生日 It's still your birthday.
我请你吃晚餐吧 Let me get you dinner.
看到手提箱 你能想到最开心的事是什么 What's the most exciting thing about a suitcase?
去某个地方旅行 Going somewhere.
雅典卫城就不错 The acropolis.
我也想去希腊 I'd like to go to Greece.
我听说那里有很多一流的厨师 I heard all the good cooks stayed there.
我就想随便上一架飞机 去一个陌生的地方 I'd like to just go on a plane. I've never been.
-真的吗 -我听说有人这样做 -Is that right? -I've heard about it, obviously.
电影里也有过 I've seen it in the movies.
在天空飞翔 简直不可思议 It's an incredible idea-flying.
我还记得我去韩国的时候 I remember on the way to korea
他们告诉我们现在的高度 They told us how many thousand feet in the air we were.
我旁边有一个孩子 There was some other kid there-
比我还土的乡巴佬 More of a yokel than me, even-
他听完大喊 人怎么可以飞呢 And he screamed, "Man wasn't meant to fly!"
库珀没有睾丸吗 Cooper has no testicles?
我可不想喝水 I don't want water.
我叔叔马克思说他有个手提箱 My uncle Max said he had a suitcase
里面东西都打包整齐了 That was always packed.
他总是说 男人要做好随时出发的准备 He said, "A man has to be ready to go at any moment."
没准儿他想隐喻什么 Jesus. Maybe it's a metaphor.
这个想法上可以做点文章 There's something to that idea.
我不知道 I don't know.
我现在分不出 I can't tell the difference anymore
创意的好与坏 Between something that's good and something that's awful.
好与坏只有一线之隔 Well, they're very close.
但最终胜出的只会是好的创意 But the best idea always wins
时机一到 便水到渠成了 And you'll know it when you see it.
好好开动你的脑筋 Keep banging your head against the wall
就能想出好的点子 Then it happens.
然后就能做出好的广告 And then it's done.
没错 Yes, ma'am.
不像我生活当中的其他事情 Not like everything else in my life.
我知道我不应该奢求太多 I mean, I know what I'm supposed to want,
但我总觉得不对劲 But it just never feels right...
常常怀疑自己在公司的存在价值 Or as import as anything in that office.
-我还不知道你去过朝鲜 -我没呆多久 -I didn't know you were in Korea. -Very briefly.
你杀过人吗 Did you shoot anybody?
没 我倒是看到过别人被杀 Nope. I saw some people get killed.
真是难以忘怀的经历 That's memorable.
我曾经亲眼见到过我父亲的死亡 My father died right in front of me-
死于心脏病 当时我才12岁 Heart attack. I was 12.
-真不幸 -真是太恐怖了 -I'm sorry to hear that. -It was pretty violent.
他死的时候电视还开着 The TV was on.
从那以后 我再也不看体育节目了 That's why I hate sports.
当时家里没人 Nobody was around-
那天是周六下午 我母亲去购物了 Saturday afternoon. My mother was shopping.
我也亲眼看到我父亲死在我面前 I saw my father die too.
他是被马踢死的 He was kicked by a horse.
你在逗我 You're kidding.
-你母亲呢 -我不知道我母亲是谁 -What about your mother? -I never knew her.
看这画像 帕台农神殿里怎么会有一只狗呢 Why is there a dog in the Parthenon?
那是蟑螂趴在画上 我们去个低调点的地方 That is a roach. Let's go someplace darker.
我不喜欢约会 我总是把约会给搞砸了 I hate dating. I'm terrible at it.
你会找到一个好男人的 You'll find someone.
你要知道你多么可爱 You know you're cute as hell.
可我在大街上 从来没有男人停下来对我注视 Men don't exactly stop and stare in the streets.
你希望那样吗 Do you want that?
你可不该说这种话 That's not what you were supposed to say.
我怎么想关你什么事 What do you care what I think?
大家都认为 Well, everybody thinks
我是和你上床才得到这份工作的 I slept with you to get the job.
他们以此取笑我 They joke about it,
似乎这可笑极了 Like it's so funny
因为你居然会看上我 Because the possibility was so remote.
这并不是因为你没有魅力 It's not because you aren't attractive.
而是我在工作上要坚守自己的原则 I have to keep rules about work.
我必须这么做 I have to.
佩奇 你是个很有魅力的女人 You're an attractive girl, Peggy.
但还没有你其他那些秘书有魅力 对吧 Not as attractive as some of your other secretaries, i guess.
你不是要对我进行品行教育吧 You don't want to start giving me morality lessons, do you?
人非圣贤 孰能无过 People do things, right?
我母亲觉得 是你搞大了我的肚子 My mother thinks you were responsible,
因为我住院期间 只有你去看了我 Because you were the only person who visited me in the hospital.
天呐 真的吗 Jesus. Really?
她很讨厌你 She hates you.
那你知道孩子的父亲是谁吗 Do you know who it was?
我当然知道了 Of course I do.
那你有考虑过这件事情吗 Do you ever think about it?
我尝试着忘记它 I try not to...
但却总在我的脑海不经意地出现 But then it comes up out of nowhere.
挥之不去 Playgrounds.
站起来 Get up!
站起来呀 Get up!
-加油 站起来 -站起来啊 -Come on! Get up! -Get up!
-挺住啊 站起来 -站起来 -Come on, get up! -get up.
-挺住 -加油 站起来 -Come on. -Come on, get up!
站起来 站起来啊 Get up! Get up!
-给我挺住 站起来 -加油 站起来啊 -Come on, get up! -Come on, get up!
站起来 站起来 该死的 Get up! Get up, bum!
-得了吧 -他们在打假拳 -Come on. -It's a fix.
-这都是事先安排好的 -怎么了 -The fix is in. -What happened?
-比赛结束了 -这么快 谁赢了 -It's over. -Already? Who won?
-克莱 -别相信这个结果 -Clay. -Don't believe that for a second.
怎么可能有人这么不经打 No one goes down like that.
刚才那个解说员也是这么说的 That's what the man just said.
这么烂的比赛 让我两分钟内就输了100块 Some fight. I lost 100 bucks in two minutes.
我们回公司吧 整理一下准备回家了 Let's go back, pack up and go home.
电梯上升的感觉跟乘火箭一样 That elevator's like a rocket.
我先去吐一下 I think I'm gonna be sick.
[男厕所]
你还好吗 Are you okay?
[想找人共度春宵吗 请致电卡罗琳]
要不要我帮你拿点水 Do you want any water?
什么 what?
我桌上还有牙膏和牙刷 I have toothpaste and a toothbrush in my desk.
佩奇 Peggy?
-佩奇 -我去去就来 -Peggy. -I'll be right back.
佩奇 Peggy?
达克 Duck?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我要给德雷柏留个礼物 Leaving Draper a little present.
别这样 你真恶心 Don't! That's disgusting.
我正在努力 别打扰我 Would you let me concentrate?
这是罗杰的办公室 This is Roger's office.
快点 把你的裤子穿上 Now come on. Pull up your pants.
要是你不跟我走的话 我就赖在这了 I'm not going anywhere without you.
亲爱的 我真的非常非常需要你 Baby. Baby, I need you so bad.
你不接我的电话 You wouldn't answer your phone
你的室友说你还在公司工作 And your roommate said you were still at work.
佩奇 你怎么就不肯接电话呢 Why didn't you answer the phone, peewee?
这是怎么回事 What's going on?
你快去躺一会儿吧 Just go lay down.
你不该来这里的 You don't belong in here.
哦 佩奇 原来你还有个伴儿啊 So, Peggy, I see you're not alone.
你和我上床没捞到什么好处 I guess when screwing me couldn't get you anything,
只好又重回德雷柏的怀抱了吧 You had to go back to draper.
-达克 我们走吧 -不 -Duck, let's go. -No.
没错 我们陷入爱河了 That's right. We were in love.
结果却发现 她不过也是一个臭婊子 Turns out she's just another whore.
天呐 快住手 Jesus! Would you stop?!
住手 你们都喝多了 Stop it! You're both drunk!
你要知道 我在冲绳杀过17个人 You know, I killed 17 men at Okinawa.
放开我 Back off
你他妈的在干什么 What the hell is wrong with you?
你还认为你比我强吗 You still think you're better than me?
过来 佩奇 我们走 Come on, Peggy. Let's go.
我把他弄走了 你没事吧 I got rid of him. Are you okay?
没事 Yeah.
你呢 Are you?
我 我从来没想过 I, uh-I never thought-
我很抱歉 我 I'm so sorry. I-
知道吗 我不知道我为什么和他在一起 You know what? I don't know why I was with him.
-那个时候我很混乱 -别说了 -It was a confusing time. -Stop.
你不用解释 You don't have to explain.
能给我倒杯酒吗 Can you get me a drink?
你还准备这样子多久 How long are you gonna go on like this?
我必须打个电话 I have to make a phone call
而且我知道肯定是噩耗 明白吗 And I know it's going to be bad, okay?
需要我回避吗 Do you want to be alone?
给我倒杯酒就行了 Just make me a drink.
很抱歉让你难堪了 Sorry if I embarrassed you.
-喂 -是我 -Hello. -It's me.
她走了 She's gone.
我知道 I know.
她想让你知道 She wanted you to know.
对不起我没有打电话过来 我只是 I'm sorry I didn't call. I was-
她临走前有话想跟我说吗 Did she want to talk to me?
当时 她的神志已经不清醒了 You know, she wasn't really there.
我会尽快赶过来的 I'm coming out.
处理好她的身后事 I'll make the arrangements.
不需要了 她把遗体捐献给科学研究了 No need. She left her body to science.
她说她希望不用交学费就可以进 She said that she wanted to go to
加州大学洛杉矶分校医学院 U.C.L.A. Medical school tuition-free.
是的 她做到了 Of course she did.
我会过去的 把她的房子处理一下 I'm coming out. I'll take care of the house.
如果你不介意 我想继续呆在这 I'd like to stay here if that's okay with you,
我从学校请了几天假 Take some time off from school.
没问题 这很好 Of course. That's fine.
她去了更好的地方 She's in a better place.
据说是这样的 That's what they say.
这边已经很晚了 而且我很累了 It's late and it's been a long day.
好的 Okay.
-再见 -再见 -Goodbye. -Goodbye.
斯蒂芬妮 Stephanie.
发生什么事了 What happened?
一个对我很重要的人去世了 Somebody very important to me died.
谁 Who?
这个世界上唯一真正懂我的人 The only person in the world who really knew me.
不是这样的 That's not true.
回家吧 You should go home.
你可以晚点再过来 You can come in late.
我会没事的 I'll be fine.
我很遗憾 I'm so sorry.
晚安 Good night.
起来 做20个俯卧撑 Drop and give me 20.
你个混蛋 You asshole.
该工作了 懒鬼 已经十点半了 Get to work. It's 10:30, maggot.
-噢 -你在这过夜的吗 -Oh. -Did you spend the night here?
-是的 -有没有看拳击比赛 -Yeah. -See the fight?
没有 No.
一分半钟的比赛解说了三个小时 90 seconds of boxing and three hours of analysis.
结果我们还不知道谁赢了 And we still don't know who won.
克莱赢了 Clay won.
看看报纸就知道了 Read the paper.
进来 Come in.
你看起来精神饱满 你回家了吗 You look fresh. Did you go home?
我打扮整理了一下 到这儿来 I spruced up. Come over here.
看看这个 Look at this.
[大嘴克莱将对手生吞活剥 一拳取胜] [新秀丽 当之无愧的冠军]
我觉得只有看过照片的人才会懂这广告的意思 I think you have to know the photo.
每张报纸的头版都是这张照片 It's on the front page of every paper.
这是历史性的事件 It's historic.
人们怎么知道 被打倒的是旅行者牌的箱子呢 How do we know it's the Tourister that got knocked out?
广告语会这么说的 Because the slogan will say so.
这个怎么做成电视广告 用动画的形式吗 How do you put it on TV? Are they animated?
你为什么一直对它挑刺 Why are you shitting on this?
我很累了 I'm tired.
这个创意很棒 It's good.
真的非常棒 It's very good.
拿去给乔伊 不 给斯坦 Give it to Joey-no, Stan-
然后回家 洗个澡 Then go home, shower,
回来以后给我10条广告语 Then come back and give me 10 tag lines.
没问题 Okay.
门开着还是关着 Open or closed?
开着吧 Open.