Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
据说当你不得不减少饮酒量的时候 They say as soon as you have to cut down on your drinking
你就已经存在酗酒问题了 You have a drinking problem.
我现在意乱如麻 My mind is a jumble.
无法理顺自己的想法 I can't organize my thoughts
打字变得像沉重的工作一样 And typing feels like work.
我从没写过超过250个单词的文章 I've never written more than 250 words,
即使是在高中 Not even in high school--
5个自然段 每段50字 Five paragraphs, 50 words apiece.
天呐 我太懒了 God, I was lazy.
我真该念完高中 I should've finished high school.
那样的话 一切或许都会不一样了 Everything could have been different.
您没事吧 先生 Are you okay, sir?
夏天日益临近 Summer's coming.
我闻到了夏之气息 I smelled it.
我似乎闻到玉米的清香 虽然我知道那是不可能的 I kind of thought I smelled corn, which is impossible.
然后那气息再次袭来 There it was again.
是香水 Perfume.
早上好 布兰肯希普小姐 Morning, Miss Blankenship.
手术还顺利吗 How was your surgery?
真是恐怖的经历 It was a nightmare--
打了麻醉剂 而且看不见任何东西 The ether and the blindness--
还有这幅护目镜 And then I got the goggles.
现在没事了吧 So everything's good?
这么说吧 之前短暂失明 I'll tell you--I was blind
-现在又复明了 -那就好 -and now I see. -well, good.
-如果你还需要一段时间恢复 -我没问题 罗杰 -if you need more time---I'm fine, Roger.
开个小玩笑嘛 I'm kidding around here.
我的电话本落在家里了 My book's at home.
能帮我接通贝瑟妮·范·奈丝吗 Can you give me the number for a Bethany Van Nuys?
试试先举起来然后摔下来 May--maybe lift it up and drop it down.
我是比你壮一点 但也没壮到那个程度 I'm stronger than you, but I'm not that strong.
停手 stop stop.
[美国著名人类学家]
-他说的没错 -我感觉自己就像是玛格丽特·梅德 -he's right. -I feel like Margaret Mead.
哈里 我觉得这是一场大力士表演秀 You know what, Harry? I think this is a show.
好了来吧 咱们试试 okay, we're gonna do it.
哈里 闪开 Harry, get out of the way.
你们干什么呢 What is going on out here?
老实说 我也不知道 I'll be honest, I don't know.
我上完厕所回来就被堵在这了 I got blockaded on my way back from the men's room.
多谢了 先生们 Thank you, gentlemen.
-都回去工作 -我手表被卡在里面了 -everyone back to work. -it took my watch.
-什么 -肯原想买根巧克力棒 -what? -Ken was buying a clark bar...
结果它吞了我的零钱 But it ate my change,
而且丹尼不在这 我们只能去找佩奇 and since Danny's not here, we went to Peggy.
结果却发现 乔伊的手最小 But it turns out Joey's got the smallest hands.
不对 我是说我以前这样干过 No, I said I had done it before.
你干嘛不再放一毛钱进去 Why don't you put another dime in the machine
-然后再拉 -你真以为我们没这么试过吗 -and pull again? -do you really think we didn't try that?
-这东西根本就是个强盗 -没错 -this thing is a bandit. -yeah.
够了 Cut it out!
别逼我再出来一次 Don't make me come out here again.
对不起 事妈 Sorry, mom.
你说什么 Pardon?
好了 都歇歇吧 Okay. Hey, it's over.
我想拿回我的手表 你想我怎么做 I'm trying to get my watch. What am I supposed to do?
打投诉电话 找个专家帮你解决 Call the complaint number. Have an adult solve this problem.
你们干什么呢 What is going on out here?
我正在打一个很重要的电话 I was in the midst of an extremely important telephone call.
琼在数落我们 joan was just handing out demerits.
乔伊 到我办公室来 Joey, in my office.
对他温柔点哦 Go easy on him.
单独训话 我梦想成真了 A private spanking--just like my dream.
我们什么时候有自动售货机了 When did we get a vending machine?
我知道你是个自由工作者 I know you're a freelancer
也同时为其他公司工作 and you spend time in other offices,
但你必须明白 本公司绝不允许这种行为 But you should know this behavior is not tolerated here.
-知道了 女士 -你要明白 -yes, ma'am. -I should let you know
我们之间可能有一点小问题了 There's a problem now between us.
你为何总找我麻烦 Why are you always on my case?
因为你特别无礼 Because you are particularly disrespectful.
怎么可能 斯坦比我更恶劣 No, I'm not. Stan's worse.
可他工作能力也更强 Maybe he's better at his job.
你居然还觉得好笑 I'm glad you're amused.
你太狂妄了 You're so arrogant.
我? 你在这儿又干了什么 Me? What do you do around here
不过是来回晃荡 像等着被人扒光一样 Besides walking around like you're trying to get raped?
你再说一遍 Excuse me?
我不是初来乍到的无知少女 I'm not some young girl off the bus.
我不需要上海滩的老鸨教我接客的规矩 I don't need some madam from a shanghai whorehouse to show me the ropes.
抱歉 我不知道你在这 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were in here.
那我应该在哪 这是我的办公室 Where the hell else would I be? This is my office.
你们最好别再从这抄近路了 And you all better stop cutting through here.
这里可不是过道 It's not a thoroughfare.
多走几步 吃不了亏 Take the extra steps. You could use them.
你说的很对 You're right.
随便吧 反正我也要走了 Go ahead. I'm leaving anyway.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
布兰肯希普小姐 能见到你真好 Oh, Miss Blankenship, good to see you.
不是 很高兴见到你 我是说 欢迎你回来 I mean, nice to see you. I mean, welcome back.
-让我帮你一下吧 -终于有人肯帮我了 -let me help you with those. -finally, someone offers.
我就说我戴上眼镜视力就如常了 I told you I can see with the glasses.
-烟抽完了 -酒拿来了 -I'm out of cigarettes. -I've got your liquor.
我只有两只手 I only have two hands.
-我不缺酒 -很快就会缺的 -I'm set. -and then you're not.
把这些拿回储藏室去 Take those back to the storeroom,
再给我拿些烟回来 And while you're there get me some cigarettes.
您太太早些时候打电话来了 Your wife called earlier.
-她不是我太太 -弗朗西斯太太说 -she's not my wife. -Mrs. Francis said to remind you
这周您不能去接孩子 原因很复杂 That you can't have the kids this weekend. It's very complicated.
周日要给博比举办生日派对 It's Bobby's birthday party sunday.
是吉恩的生日 It's Gene's birthday.
你想让我给您的儿子或女儿买件礼物吗 Did you want me to buy him or her a gift?
不用了 No.
好一个惊喜 What a pleasant surprise.
你就不好奇我为何这么早回来吗 You don't mind that I'm home early, do you?
你说你不想看我收拾行李 You said you didn't want watch me pack.
也不想与我道别 You don't even want to say goodbye.
我是不想 I don't.
小琼 这只是基本训练 我会回来的 Joanie, it's basic training. I'll be back.
你说他们用的是实弹 You said they use live ammunition.
来 进来 Come on. Come in here.
格雷格 这并不能让我好受一些 Greg, that doesn't make everything better.
-反而让我更难受 -只有八周 -it makes it worse. -it's eight weeks.
八周以后我就穿着军装回来了 I'm gonna come back in uniform.
你知道你是多么喜欢军装 You know you'll like that.
我该怎么办 我寂寞的时候都没人陪我说话 What am I gonna do? Who am I gonna talk to?
你可以找公司同事陪你说话 Well, you'll talk to your friends at work.
离别前的短暂相依 你就打算用哭泣来度过吗 Is this the way you want to spend this time, crying?
-现在不行 -当然可以 -I can't. -mmm, sure you can.
就当我们是在一家豪华的酒店里 Just pretend we're in some midtown hotel
翘了班来共度愉悦的午后时光 And we both snuck away for the afternoon.
关于越南战事的新闻一日多过一日 More and more every day about Vietnam.
我希望这不是朝鲜战争的重演 I hope it's not another korea.
我就像个小姑娘一样 I sound like a little girl,
记录着每天的一点一滴 Writing down what happened today.
周日是吉恩的生日派对 Sunday is Gene's birthday party.
我知道我不能去 I know I can't go.
我常常想起他 I keep thinking about him.
贝蒂怀他的时候 我们的婚姻问题重重 He was conceived in a moment of desperation
他出生时 事情更是一团糟 And born into a mess.
至少还有一些事我非常想去做 At least there are things I'd like to do
第一 One,
去爬乞力马扎罗山 Climb mount Kilimanjaro--
或者去非洲的任何地方都可以 Go anywhere in Africa, actually;
第二 控制自己的感觉 Two, gain a modicum of control over the way I feel.
我想清醒过来 I want to wake up
我不想再继续消沉 I don't want to be that man.
把这杯递给老大 Could you get that to el jefe?
激浪那边 事情有点不顺 So Mountain Dew--everything kind of fell apart there.
他们不喜欢我们的作品 They don't like the work.
那太糟糕了 Too bad.
有人把我们的广告作品拿去给装瓶公司看了 Well, somebody showed a couple of bottlers the work
他们不太喜欢女巫那个创意 And they don't like witches brewing things.
他们不喜欢将神秘事物作为广告噱头 They don't like the occult in general.
然后你告诉他们 原来的乡巴佬广告依然有市场效应吗 And you told them it's their hillbilly working a still?
[当时的美剧 《比弗利山上的乡巴佬》]
我说了 但事实是 I did, but the fact remains
在汽水界里 That in the world of sodie pop
百事一方独大 影响力足以撼动全局 Pepsi is the tail and the bottlers are the dog.
[俚语Tail wagging the dog 尾巴摇狗 即主次颠倒 上下级混乱]
他们要求我们务必更改广告图案 They just want us to change the drawing.
除了那些次品 Except it's damaged goods.
他们应该不会再想看到之前的广告作品了 They're never gonna want to see that board again.
-重做吧 -我之前和乔伊一起做的 -Start over. -I did it with Joey.
你想要斯坦来接手吗 Do you want Stan to take over?
我已经忙得抽不开身了 You're spreading me awful thin.
要我去叫琼来想办法解决这个问题吗 Do you want me to tell Joan to figure it out?
"这个问题"? 你都不知道问题出在哪儿 "it"? You don't even know what "it" is.
布兰肯希普女士 叫琼过来 Miss Blankenship, get Joan in here.
你这么大声会吓到她的 She startles when you do that.
我有个叔叔也是瞎子 I had an uncle who was blind.
她没瞎 只是还在白内障手术的康复期 She's not blind. She's recovering from cataract surgery.
请问有何贵干 What can I do for you?
我们要重做激浪的广告 A redo on Mountain Dew.
我想让乔伊做为全职员工上几个星期的班 I want to make Joey full time for a couple of weeks.
我得去问问他有没有其他安排 I'd have to double-check on his availability,
你确定他是合适的人选吗 But are you sure he's the right fit?
-第一次就是他做的 -结果现在要重做 -He did the first round. -And we're redoing it.
事情有点复杂 It's more complicated than that.
那个 现在说这个也许有点不合适 但是 Well, this may not be the time or the place to bring this up but...
-又怎么了 -我收到不少对他的投诉 -What now? -I've been hearing complaints about him.
-真的吗 -他对女生不太尊重 -Really? -He's not a gentleman with the girls.
怎么个不尊重法 说来听听 Okay. One juicy story?
我得保护投诉人的隐私 I'll protect those concerned
我只能说 他乱开下流玩笑 But it involves an extremely blue joke.
-什么时候的事 -这有关系吗 -When? -It doesn't matter.
好吧 我们一会儿再谈 Fine, you can tell it to me later.
他总归是个男人嘛 Boys will be boys
当然 Of course,
我先去忙别的 事情太多了 But I'm going to call in other books. There's too much to do.
我知道那玩笑 那孩子简直色胆包天 I know the joke. This guy's balls are so big
-我们能走了吗 -走吧 -Are we done? -Sure.
能叫雷·查尔斯进来把这里清理一下吗 Can you tell Ray Charles to come in here and clean this up?
[著名音乐人 滚石名人榜单第十位 这里代指布兰肯希普]
一旦你真正踏足好莱坞 And as soon as you get to hollywood,
你就会发现一炮走红并非是神话 You find out that that myth is--
而是有事实根据的 Well, it had some truth to it.
一夜成名的确存在 There is instant fame.
这和《冷暖人间》有什么关系 What's this have to do with "Peyton Place"?
我们去现场探班的时候 Well, we went down to the set
莱恩正在和一个人对戏 And Ryan was doing this scene against another rival--
我不能说是谁 但那人烂极了 I can't tell you who--and the guy was awful.
我听到他说想启用新人 I start to hear him talk about a young fresh face,
风度翩翩 但又要诙谐风趣 Wholesome but a little mischievous.
我疯了吗 Am I crazy?
我没听懂 你想当演员吗 I don't understand. You want to be an actor?
我像是在说我自己吗 我是在说你 Does that sound like me? That's you.
你可以成名的 You could do it.
我有一些门路 想当电影明星可能有点困难 I know the right people--maybe not the big screen,
但去拍电视剧绝对没问题 But the small screen definitely.
我向来讨厌不切实际的幻想 I'm kind of down to earth.
你很帅 我给他们看了你的照片 You're so handsome. I showed them a picture.
你怎么会有我的照片 How'd you get a picture?
我把上次圣诞派对的照片 I sent one of those polaroids from the
寄了几张给伯尼·克劳斯基 christmas party to Bernie Kowalski.
克雷恩先生 很抱歉打扰你 Mr. Crane, I hate to interrupt you,
但佩奇·奥尔森要找贝尔德先生 But I have Peggy Olson out here looking for Mr. Baird.
好吧 谢谢你替我着想 Well, thank you for thinking of me.
你太谦虚了 知道吗 You're too modest, you know that?
你在里面干嘛 What were you doing in there?
我每到一个地方工作 Everyplace I've worked
总会有些奇怪的人找上我 there's always some old fairy who comes onto me,
但目前为止这个最扯淡 but that was the weirdest by far.
是啊 大家都喜欢你 乔伊 Yes, everybody wants you, Joey.
-习惯了 -你对琼做了什么 -It happens a lot. -What did you do to Joan?
-我让她少管我 -你不该这么说的 -I told her off. -Well, you shouldn't have.
她可是这里的大人物 She's important around here.
我清楚明白地告诉你 Let me tell you something about the big ragu.
我们是创意人员 她只是个过气的女秘书 We're creative and she's an overblown secretary.
行 你不听拉倒 Fine, don't listen to me.
每个公司都有个琼这样的人 There's a Joan in every company.
我妈就和她一样 My mother was a Joan,
总是告诉别人该干什么不该干什么 Always telling everybody what to do.
她甚至在脖子上挂了根笔 She even wore a pen around her neck
好让人们注意到她的胸部 so people would stare at her tits.
她不是你母亲 She's not your mother
而且公司基本上由她和莱恩在打理 and she and Lane basically run this place.
好吧 我知道了 Okay, message received.
我能走了吗 Ugh, is it time to go yet?
很高兴你能来 Glad you could make it.
我们早打算去剧院 正好今天顺道过来 Well, we were on our way to the theater anyway.
这位是拉尔夫·斯特本 这是我妻子贝蒂 Ralph Stuben, this is my wife Betty.
-很高兴认识你 -希望你别介意 -Pleased to meet you. -I hope you don't mind.
议员先生迫不及待地想和我商谈公事 The congressman wanted me to do this immediately
而且强烈要求当面谈 And he didn't want me to do it over the phone.
她不会介意的 She doesn't mind
而且她是个很谨慎的女人 And she's very discreet.
这就是当一个政客夫人的宿命 That's the curse of a political wife--
不得不和一堆陌生人一起用餐 That and having to eat dinner with a lot of people you don't know.
贝蒂很擅长应对社交场合 Betty's no stranger to public service.
你们看了什么表演 So what show did you see?
我们先去喝一杯吧 Why don't we get a drink at the bar?
恐怕还得稍等一会儿 It'll only be a minute.
谢谢 Thank you.
你比较像菲利克斯还是奥斯卡 So are you a Felix or an Oscar?
[电视剧The odd couple中的角色]
和大多数男人一样 我也想当奥斯卡 Like most men I'd rather be an Oscar,
但我其实更像菲利克斯 but I'm probably a Felix.
每次和你约会都像第一次一样 Every date feels like a first date with you.
这是好事还是坏事啊 Is that good or bad?
我知道你肯定同时在和别人交往 It's just I know you must be seeing someone else.
别否认 那样我只会更伤心 And don't say no, because it'll just hurt me more.
听着 我现在和你在一起 Look, I'm here with you right now.
我们在约会 We're on a date
我以为我们已经开始了解对方了 And I thought we were getting to know each other.
感情不能总是这样缓慢积累 It doesn't just accumulate.
应该激烈一点 需要长时间的接触 It takes intense, prolonged contact.
你难道都不想和谁亲近吗 Don't you want to be close with anyone?
我想 I do.
我知道我们两个之间有代沟 I know we're from different generations
但我需要你付出更多一点 But I'm going to need more from you.
我们的确有代沟 We are from different generations,
因为我的印象中 女人从来不这么主动 Because I don't remember women pushing this hard.
而且我没有和别的女人约会 And I'm not seeing anyone.
我只是忙于工作 I'm working...
每天都是 All the time.
每次你约我的时候我都很兴奋 Well, I get excited when you call
但每次约会完你就消失了 And then I don't hear from you.
我也不是想逼你娶我 We don't have to get married
然后在我那些姐妹面前炫耀 for me to show you off at the country club.
唐 Don.
你好吗 How are you?
我很好 亨利 I'm fine, Henry.
亨利 贝蒂 这是范·奈丝小姐 Henry, Betty, this is Miss Van Nuys.
-贝瑟妮 -用餐愉快 -Bethany. -Enjoy your dinner.
天呐 他们怎么这样 My goodness, what was that?
事实上 那是我的前妻 Well, that was actually my ex-wife
和她的现任丈夫 and her husband
还有一个蠢蛋 And some slob
因为他即将经历他人生中最糟糕的晚餐 who's about to have the worst dinner of his life.
什么 她 What? Her?
首先 如果有人问起我的职责的话 Well, first of all, my official capacity if anyone asks
我在这是为了感谢你 I'm here to thank you for securing
争取到州长对林赛议员的公开支持 the Governor's endorsement for Congressman Lindsay.
我知道 做到这点不容易 That's no small feat, I'm sure.
洛克只讨厌他一点 那就是他长得太帅了 Well, Rocky only hates him because he's handsome.
别担心 Well, not to worry.
林赛只是想当市长 Lindsay just wants to be mayor.
那些传言说他想入主白宫都是假的 Any talk of the White House is fiction.
我想他没看过《生活》杂志的封面 Huh. I guess he hasn't seen the cover of "Life."
好吧 Okay.
假设 Hypothetically,
林赛先生希望组建竞选团队 The Congressman is putting together a team
目标是72年的总统大选 with his eye on '72
那么 这个竞选团队 And well, it would be built--
如果真要参选的话 将会以您为团队核心 If it were going to be built--around you.
当然 他希望您辞去洛克那边的工作 And yes, he doesn't want Rocky to have you either.
伊丽莎白 你还好吧 Elizabeth, do you know what you want?
亲爱的 公事很快就谈完了 Honey, this part is almost over.
抱歉 我暂时离开一下 I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse me.
她只要喝一点酒就醉了 One drink and she gets flushed.
我妻子恰好相反 千杯不醉 Yeah, my wife has the other problem.
你还好吧 夫人 Are you okay in there, ma'am?
我没事 Yes, I'm fine.
-你把钱包掉在这了 -我自己会拿的 -You dropped your purse. -I'll take it.
你想让我怎样 让你乘出租车先回家吗 What did you want me to do, put you in a cab?
那样很不得体 That wouldn't be right.
我不敢相信你居然让我坐那儿看着他们 I can't believe you made me sit there and look at them.
又没人逼你看他们 Nobody said you had to look at them.
你居然主动提出要喝酒 难道你是个酒鬼吗 You need a drink? Well, what are you, a wino?
居然主动提出喝酒 以你的身份怎能说出这样的话 You need a drink? That is not something you're allowed to say.
现在由你来决定我该说什么不该说什么了吗 Oh, now you decide what I can and can't say?
我上段婚姻就是这样的 I was in a marriage like that before.
抬头不见低头见 这是个小地方 You're gonna run into him. It's a small town.
-我恨他 -恨是很严重的词 贝蒂 -I hate him. -Hate's a strong word, Betty.
对纳粹党那才叫恨 I hate Nazis.
我也有前妻 她让我很烦 I have an ex-wife. She bothers me.
我不想看见她 但我不恨她 I don't like seeing her. I don't hate her.
-你是圣人 -不 我是成年人 -You're a saint. -I'm an adult.
我很心烦意乱 你不能让我发泄一下吗 It was upsetting. Can't you let me have that?
可你不能毁了整个晚宴 Not when it ruins the whole evening.
那个人要我帮林赛在政坛平步青云 This man is asking me to take Lindsay all the way.
那是有可能实现的 而唐·德雷柏没有发言权 That could happen. Don Draper doesn't have a say.
-你是对的 谁在乎他啊 -你在乎 -You're right. Who cares about him? -You do.
他在你的生活中占据了太重要的地位 He's taking up too much space in your life,
或许还有你的心 maybe in your heart.
这么说就太可笑了 That's ridiculous.
听着 Look,
或许我们进展太快了 maybe we rushed into this.
我们 "We"?
我们遇见的时候我已经有6个月身孕了 I was six months pregnant when we met.
-停车 -你在开玩笑吧 -Pull over. -Are you kidding me?
让我下车 亨利 Let me out, Henry.
不 你知道吗 让我搬出去 No, you know what? Let me out at the house,
因为你根本不想住在那 because you don't want to live there anyway.
你可以住在酒店 You can stay at a hotel
或者当初相遇时 你曾居住的地方 or wherever you were when I met you--
住在你的别墅里 还有专属仆人 In your mansion with your servants.
闭嘴 贝蒂 你喝多了 Shut up, Betty. You're drunk.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
让你好好享受一下 Making you comfortable.
她是个好女孩 She's a sweet girl
她想让我了解她 and she wants me to know her,
但是我已经了解了 but I already do.
人们会告诉你他们是怎样的人 People tell you who they are,
但我们总是选择忽略 but we ignore it
因为我们总希望他们成为我们想要的样子 because we want them to be who we want them to be.
愿此情再续 To be continued.
我敢说 刚刚那句话 她一定是想了一晚上才想出来的 I bet she was thinking of that line all night.
我向上看着巴比松酒店 I looked up at the Barbizon
我想着所有住在那儿的女人 and I thought of all the women in there--
每个房间的每一个人 One in every room--
依靠自慰才能入眠 Touching themselves to sleep.
韦弗利大街和第六大道交汇处 Waverly and 6th.
我喜欢一个人睡觉 I like sleeping alone,
像个跳伞运动员 伸展开来 Stretching out like a skydiver,
可以在床上翻转 Cool patches to roll onto.
我只是很喜欢这样 I just appreciate it more.
不 不 给我听好了 No. No! I'm talking now!
我不管你去哪 也不管你要去做什么 I don't care where you go and I don't care what you do!
所以 为了... So in order--
让我说完行吗 把我的钥匙还给我 Would you let me talk? I want my key back,
我不想在我家地板上看见你的短裤 I don't want to see your shorts on my floor
我不想再听见你抱怨说我不做饭 and I don't want you complaining that I don't cook
我可不是你的厨师 cause I don't cook!
知道吗 大卫 去死吧 You know what, David? Go sitting in the ocean!
早上好 Good morning.
你现在就要走了吗 Are you leavg already?
你不准备跟我道别吗 Were you going to say goodbye?
我觉得你还是再睡一会儿比较好 I thought you could use the sleep.
对不起 亨利 I'm sorry, Henry.
过来一下 Come over here.
我不希望总是得为自己辩解 I don't want to have to defend myself all the time.
总是? All the time?
亨利 我真的很抱歉 Henry, I'm really sorry.
我知道 I know.
再睡会吧 Get some sleep.
卡拉会送孩子们去学校 Carla took the kids to school.
亨利 我这辈子只和他一个男人谈过恋爱 Henry, he was the only man I'd ever been with.
我晚点再给你打电话 I'll call you later.
[德雷柏]
味道不错 It tastes good,
因为差不多还是激浪汽水的味道 because it still basically tastes like Mountain Dew.
而且做起来很简单 我叫它喷气燃料 And it's very simple to make. I call it jet fuel.
不如叫火箭燃料吧 我喜欢这个简洁的创意 Rocket fuel, and I like the simplicity of the idea--
年轻人 乡巴佬 Young people, hillbillies.
复印机又被弄坏了 Xerox crapped out again.
我想"凶手"是我 I think I killed it.
那我应该把这证据送到实验室去化验 I'll run this specimen over to the lab.
很美味哦 It's delicious.
你知道吗 你是个天才 Ah. You're a haircut, you know that?
调鸡尾酒需要三种材料 You need three ingredients for a cocktail.
除非没有其他配酒 才会选伏特加或激浪 Vodka and Mountain Dew is an emergency.
唐希望我们的特约美指乔伊·贝尔德 Don wants our freelance art director Joey Baird
接下来的三周全职上班 put on full time for the next three weeks.
我想这不关我的事 None of my business I suppose.
我真觉得那个自动售货机是个大麻烦 I really think this vending machine is a troublemaker.
我认为它是个巨大的成功 I think it's been a great success.
收益一直在攀升 Revenue is climbing.
我准备提议再弄一个三明治自动售货机 I was gonna suggest we get a sandwich machine.
我们或许能使40%的员工 We'd probably get 40% of the work force
在午餐时间继续工作 keeping busy through lunch.
或许恰好相反 一群肥胖的女秘书 Or we'd end up with a bunch of fat secretaries
把整个下午都当做进餐时间 who think the whole afternoon is lunchtime,
因为总是有吃不完的三明治 because there's always another sandwich around the corner.
已经有很多人表达不满了 There have been a lot of complaints.
[Complaints 一词多义 抱怨 不满 另意是投诉]
你没让他们打投诉电话吗 Did you tell them to call the number?
你们觉得莱恩和琼在办公室里干什么 What do you think they're doing in there--Lane and Joan?
他们俩是罪恶同盟 It's an unholy alliance.
我知道他们在里面干嘛 I know exactly what they're doing in there.
琼趴在桌子上 胸部压在文件上 Joan's on the desk, boobs on the blotter.
莱恩在后面 可能还戴着小套套 对吧 Lane's behind her, probably has a bowler hat. Am I wrong?
够了 别这么做 Hey, don't do that.
我什么也没做 是琼在"做" I'm not doing anything. Joan's doing it.
别忘了激浪广告的事 Mountain Dew-dah.
给我三种鸡尾酒 每种至少要包含三种调料 Give me three cocktails with at least three ingredients each.
佩奇·奥尔森 Peggy Olson,
全世界最会扫兴的女人 pioneering the science of wet blanketry.
你对她真是厚爱有加 You love her.
亨利·弗朗西斯电话找您 Henry Francis calling.
-我是唐 -你好 唐 我是亨利·弗朗西斯 -This is Don. -Hello, Don. Henry Francis.
在工作时间打扰你 真是不好意思 Sorry to bother you at work.
我想你应该有要紧的事情吧 I assume it's important.
是挺重要 不过不急 It is but not dire.
好吧 OK
有什么我能帮你的吗 What can I do for you?
我买了一艘船 然后我想 I bought a boat and I--
我想把它放到车库里 Well, I'd like to put it in the garage
但是你的东西堆在那 我没位置放 and I don't have the clearance with your things there.
的确是没位置了 No, of course.
我可以帮你叫些搬运工 I can probably have some movers take them,
移到别的地方存放 put them in storage somewhere.
租金由我来付 I can take it off the rent.
不 不必了 不用麻烦 No. No, that's okay.
或许我该亲自过去将它们取走 I should probably come and get them myself.
吉恩的生日派对定在这周日 Gene's birthday party's on sunday...
我知道 I know.
我想你周六来拿应该再合适不过了 你说呢 ...so I think saturday would be best, don't you?
我明白了 I see.
船下周就会送到 所以 The boat's coming next week so--
好的 Fine.
我大概中午到 I'll come at noon.
布兰肯希普小姐 给我倒杯咖啡 Miss Blankenship, can I get some coffee?
那机器吞了我30美分 I just lost 30 cents in the machine.
怎么可能 How is that possible?
我刚刚想买一包来福糖 Well, I wanted a pack of Life Savers,
我投了5美分的硬币进去 结果被吞掉了 so I put in a nickel and it didn't work.
我又翻了一下钱包 就剩个25美分的硬币了 So I looked in my purse and all I had was a quarter,
结果连那25美分也被吞了 so then I lost a quarter too.
你没看到"恕不找零"的提示灯吗 Was the exact-change light on?
我第一次投的钱正好啊 I started with the exact change.
算了吧 佩奇 只不过是5分钱而已 Oh, Peggy, it's a nickel.
我不想再打那个投诉电话了 I'm not calling that number.
根本没人接 No one ever answers.
真受不了你 I can't believe you.
那你给我些来福糖啊 Fine, then give me some Life Savers.
[激情口爆]
-谁干的好事 -什么好事 -Who did that? -Did what?
那个色情涂鸦 That pornographic drawing.
敢做不敢当 算什么英雄好汉 It's a very brave person that does something anonymously.
作者还真是个英雄好汉啊 It's a very brave person who does that.
那种图片在很多州都是违法的 It's still illegal in many states you know.
我迫不及待地想看到 I can't wait until next year
明年你们都被送上越南战场 when all of you are in Vietnam.
到时候你们会眼巴巴地指望着 You will be pining for the day
有人来救你们脱离苦海 when someone was trying to make your life easier.
当你们踏上越南战场 And when you're over there,
穿梭在密林当中 被越南人当靶子射 You're in the jungle and they're shooting at you,
请记住你们不是在为我的幸福生活而战斗 Remember you're not dying for me,
因为我很讨厌你们 because I never liked you.
-琼 -别紧张 我不会就这么回家 -Joan. -Don't worry. I'm not going home.
老天啊 怒火燎原啊 Jesus. Scorched earth.
-她怎么回事 -我警告过你不要胡闹 -What's wrong with her? -I told you not to do that.
-拜托 佩奇 -那只是个玩笑 -Come on, Peggy. -It's a joke.
她半天都找不到通报器 我等不及直接进来了 抱歉 She's still patting around for the buzzer. I'm sorry.
有什么事吗 What do you want?
乔伊把这个贴在了琼的窗子上 Joey taped it to Joan's window.
-真的吗 -是的 这是对琼的侮辱 -Really? -Yes, and it's disrespectful to Joan
也是对我的侮辱 And it's disrespectful to me.
叙事生动 强行透视画法 你确定是乔伊画的吗 Narrative, forced perspective, are you sure Joey did this?
是的 我之前已经警告过他了 Yes, I told him not to.
如果我是你 可无法容忍他将我的话当耳边风 Well, I wouldn't tolerate that if I were you.
你觉得这没什么吗 But you have no problem with it?
我可没这么说 I didn't say that.
佩奇 直接去炒了他吧 Look, Peggy, just go fire him.
我去吗 Me?
我还以为你会出去骂骂他 I thought you would go out there and yell at him.
不管是骂他或是炒了他 相信我 Yell at him, fire him. Look, believe me--
你不会想要我介入这事情的 you do not want me involved in this.
别人会觉得是你在我面前搬弄是非 People will think you're a tattletale.
米勒博士到了 Dr. Miller has arrived.
请她进来 Send her in.
你想要得到尊重吗 You want some respect?
那要靠你自己出去争取 Go out there and get it for yourself.
-不好意思 打扰了 -请坐吧 -Oh, I'm sorry. -Have a seat.
没什么事吧 Is everything all right?
是的 Yes
乔伊 我有事想跟你谈谈 Joey, can I speak to you for a minute?
-你也想要一杯吗 -不必 -You want one? -No.
对不起 可以了吧 I'm sorry, okay?
很好 现在去道歉吧 Good. Now go apologize.
什么 这样她就知道是我做的了 What? Then she'll know I did it.
确实是你做的 我也劝过你别做 You did do it. I told you not to.
只是搞笑一下嘛 Come on. It's funny.
是吗 那你敢让莱恩看吗 Really? Would you show it to Lane?
他肯定会觉得很好笑 He would think it's funny.
如果跪着的那人是唐呢 What if it were Don on his knees?
这就是为什么我不喜欢跟女人一起做事 See, this is why I don't like working with women.
你们一点幽默感都没有 You have no sense of humor.
你被炒了 You're fired.
好吧好吧 都怒发冲冠了 Alright, alright. I see the nostrils are flared.
-我去道歉吧 -不用 你去收拾一下吧 -I'll go apologize. -No, get your things.
-你是认真的吗 -是的 -Are you serious? -I am.
我们去看唐有什么意见 We'll see what Don has to say about that.
唐怎么会认识你这种小角色 Don doesn't even know who you are.
我很抱歉你不能继续留下来 I'm sorry it didn't work out.
等等 这太疯狂了 Hang on. Come on. This is crazy.
乔伊 这只是一份工作 你可以再找份新的 It's just a job, Joey. You'll get another one.
我真是看错你了 Well, I was wrong about you.
发生什么事了 What's going on?
大伙保重 娱乐时间结束了 Watch out, fellas. The fun's over.
-什么 -就这样了 大家 -What? -That's all, folks.
-你是认真的吗 -被小人暗算了 -Are you serious? -A little bug bit me.
我再打给你吧 到时候一起出去喝酒 Well, I'll give you a call. We'll have a drink.
斯坦 先把维克的广告案放一放 Stan, throw Vick Chemical on the back burner.
现在由你接手激浪的广告案 You're on Mountain Dew.
小女人发威了 Power of the pun tang.
被一些专家指指点点的教他们怎么做 You know, these guys may be embarrassed
他们有可能会觉得很尴尬 by having some professional tell them what to do.
他可以从别人那里得到一些建议 He'll take advice from another man.
可是他有点持才傲物 Not if he knows more.
关于汽车零件的部分我说对了 我卖过车的 You know I'm right about auto parts. I used to sell cars.
但是我们还是得做啊 Yes, but we still have to do it.
天啊 这还真无聊 God, this is boring.
我饿了 你想吃点东西吗 I think I'm hungry. Do you want to eat?
-叫外卖吗 -不一定啊 -You mean order in? -I don't know.
你这身装扮可以直接出去用餐 You seem kind of dressed up.
我们可以带上菲尔莫尔汽车零部件的广告资料 We could take Fillmore Parts with us if you want.
我确认一下 你是想跟我共进晚餐吗 Just to clarify. You'd like to have dinner with me?
是的 Yes.
我初来之时 你就想约我出去 You asked me out the first time I came in here.
当时我拒绝了 现在为何要答应呢 Why would it be different for me now?
我只是觉得 今天是千载良机 It just felt like the timing is right.
不如这样吧 So why don't we do that?
你可以请我吃饭 You could ask me out for dinner
可以在未来的某天做正式的邀请 而不是 at some future date instead of--I don't know--
在某个工作日心血来潮 敷衍了事 tacking it onto a workday like an after thought.
那样也可以 I could do that.
这周六晚上算是未来吗 Saturday night far enough in the future?
通常来说不算 不过你今天很走运 Not normally, but you're in luck.
-很好 -那就这样定了吧 -Good -OK then
-我还有很多事要忙 -好的 -I've got enough to go on here. -OK
-晚安 -晚安 -Good night. -Good night.
是弗朗辛 It's Francine.
进来吧 come in.
好多蚊子啊 Whoa. I'm all bitten up.
这是我的沙拉碗 这个是你的 This is my potato salad bowl, but this one's yours.
谢谢 Well, thank you.
亨利本打算在下班回家的路上买一个的 Henry was going to pick one up on his way home from work,
可惜他一直没空 but he's been so busy.
贝蒂 他很有雄心壮志啊 Oh, Betty, he's very ambitious.
他在生我气 He's mad at me.
为什么呢 Why would that be so?
只希望我能撑到这周末 Oh god, if I can make it through this weekend--
只不过是个两岁小孩的生日派对 It's a two-year-old's birthday party,
会有人给你帮忙的 You'll have help
而且没人在意派对到底怎么样 and no one cares.
他是不是要来 Is he coming?
我都跟他说了 I told him about it.
现在我只希望他别来毁了派对 Now I can only hope he won't show up and ruin it.
他不会的 Well, he won't.
我们在城里碰见他了 We ran into him in the city...
在和别人约会 on a date.
贝瑟妮·范·奈丝 看起来只有15岁 Bethany Van Nuys--she was all of 15.
我当时失态了 I misbehaved.
出于某些原因 亨利甚至无法理解我 Henry didn't understand it for some reason.
你怎么对他还那么耿耿于怀 Why do you let him bother you?
我们有几个周末看到他和孩子走在外面 We see him walking out with the kids some weekends.
卡尔顿称他为可怜的混蛋 Carlton calls him "that sad bastard."
那是表面现象 我跟你说 他过得滋润得很 That's an act. He's living the life, let me tell you.
他可以不用顾及家庭 尽情欢愉 He doesn't get to have this family and that.
哦 贝蒂 Oh, Betty.
你最近弦崩得太紧了 You have terrible luck with entertaining.
你要小心一点 Just be careful.
唐一无所有 什么都不在乎 Don has nothing to lose,
而你却拥有一切 and you have everything.
不知道你听说没有 我把乔伊解雇了 I don't know if you heard, but I fired Joey.
听说了 真有你的 I did. Good for you.
什么 Excuse me?
现在办公室每个人都知道 Now everybody in the office will know
是你解决了我的问题 that you solved my problem
我想你现在成了大人物了 and that you must be really important, I guess.
你是怎么了 我是为了维护你 What's wrong with you? I defended you.
你维护了你自己 You defended yourself.
好吧 Fine.
那张图真是恶心 That cartoon was disgusting.
我本来已经搞定了 I had already handled it
如果我想更狠一点 and if I had wanted to go further,
只要和舒格伯里火腿公司的克鲁兹先生吃顿饭 one dinner with Mr. Kreutzer from Sugarberry Ham
就可以将乔伊从那个案子上撤下来 and Joey would've been off it
再也没法给我惹麻烦 and out of my hair.
结果还不是一样 So it's the same result.
你想要出人头地 You want to be a big shot.
跟你说 无论我们在这里多么强势 Well, no matter how powerful we get around here,
那种图他们照画不误 they can still just draw a cartoon.
你所做的只是向他们证明了 So all you've done is proved to them
我只是个可有可无的秘书 that I'm a meaningless secretary
你则是不懂幽默的贱人 and you're another humorless bitch.
祝你周末愉快 晚安 佩奇 Have a nice weekend. Good night, Peggy.
当一个男人选择安身立命 When a man walks into a room,
他背负着自己的一生 he brings his whole life with him.
他有无数个理由去浪迹天涯 He has a million reasons for being anywhere.
你只需要问他就行 Just ask him.
如果你愿意倾听 If you listen,
他会告诉你他是如何尘埃落定的 he'll tell you how he got there,
如何忘记最初的梦想 how he forgot where he was going
然后突然醒来 and then he woke up.
如果你愿意倾听 If you listen,
他会告诉你 曾经 他幻想自己是天使 he'll tell you about the time he thought he was an angel
梦想成为完美化身 or dreamt of being perfect.
然后他露出了睿智的微笑 And then he'll smile with wisdom,
认识到这世界并不完美 content that he'd realized the world isn't perfect.
我们都有缺点 因为我们贪心不足 We're flawed because we want so much more.
我们无可救药 We're ruined
因为当我们终于得到自己想要的 because we get these things
却又开始怀念曾经的所有 and wish for what we had.
-你身上真香 -你也是 -You smell nice. -So do you,
像是氯水的味道 like chlorine.
我游泳了 I've been swimming.
现在又不是夏天 Does it feel like summer?
我得清醒一下大脑 It clears my head.
-为了保证创意吗 -不 是因为别的事情 -For the creative process? -For something.
我最近状态不是很好 I've been a little out of sorts lately.
下水之前会很犹豫 但一旦你下去了 It's an effort to get in the water, but when you do
你就觉得身轻如燕 甚至不会出汗 you're weightless and you don't even sweat.
游完之后出来 And in the end,
感觉像是被拧干了 You're wrung out.
我一直期待着这次约会 I've been looking forward to this.
据说很难预定到这里的席位 It's very hard to get a reservation here.
你应该找我 我有熟人 You should've called me. I know a guy.
是吗 Really?
哪个熟人 Who's your guy?
我父亲 My father.
很多餐厅的供货商都相互认识 A lot of people who supply restaurants
那些人又正好认识我父亲 know a lot of the same people who know my father.
比如说 Like...?
不是我父亲 只是他的朋友 Not my father, just his friends.
他有一家糖果屋 He owns a candy store
这就意味着肩负很多责任 And there are certain responsibilities that go along with that.
有意思 Interesting.
他人怎么样 What's he like?
他跟你一样 是个坏坏的帅男人 He's a handsome two-bit gangster like you.
两杯勤地酒[一种意大利红葡萄酒] Two glasses of Chianti.
当我不在状态的时候 我就看着日历 When I'm out of sorts, I look at the calendar.
总是会有一些重要的事将要发生 There's usually something significant on the horizon.
我从来没注意过 I never noticed that.
今天是我两岁儿子的生日 It's my two-year-old's birthday,
但是我不能去 but I'm not going.
为什么 Why not?
因为我在那儿不受待见 Because I'm not welcome there.
他以为那个男人是他父亲 He thinks that man's his father.
也许没什么大不了的 Maybe that's okay.
他能见识这个世界 要感激的人应该是你 All he knows of the world is what you show him.
味道挺不错嘛 Oh, that's nice.
我知道我有时候跟你对着干 I know I've sometimes behaved to the contrary,
但是我对你的工作十分敬重 but I do admire your work.
很高兴听你这么说 That's nice to hear.
给我透露一点行业秘密吧 So tell me a trade secret.
你是如何让人们按照你的意愿做事的 How do you get them to do what you want them to do?
伊索有一则关于风和太阳的寓言 Aesop has a fable about the wind and the sun.
有一天风和太阳要一较高下 The wind and the sun had this competition
看谁能脱掉一个旅人的外套 to see if they could get a traveler's coat off.
于是风对着那个旅人猛烈地吹 So the wind blows fiercely on him,
但那个旅人把衣服越裹越紧 but the traveler just pulls his coat tighter.
但是太阳对着那个旅人照射 But the sun shines down on him,
越来越热 warmer and warmer,
然后旅人就自己把衣服脱掉了 and the traveler just takes it off.
那么寓意是什么 And the moral is?
友好 温和 劝告 可以大获全胜 Kindness, gentleness and persuasion win
强迫却无济于事 where force fails.
你知道伊索可能只用10行就写完了这个故事 You know, Aesop did that in probably 10 lines.
他总是惜字如金 He's very economical.
那你意思是说 你想要我的外套 So what you're saying is you want my coat.
百老汇大街和第72大道交汇处 72nd and Broadway.
谢谢 Thank you.
你住哪儿 Where do you live?
很快就到了 Only around the corner.
是吗 Really?
是的 Yes.
但是我只把你送到门口 But I'm just going to take you to your door.
为什么呢 And why is that?
因为目前我只能到此为止 Because that's as far as I can go right now
我还没有准备好说晚安 and I'm not ready to say good night.
我想要的可不是这个 That's not what I expected.
-你好 弗朗辛 -你好 唐 -Hello, Francine. -Hello, Don.
爸爸 Daddy!
他来这儿干什么 What's he doing here?
没事的 It's okay.
来 向爸爸问好 Here you go. Say hi to daddy.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
我们拥有一切 We have everything.