Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
贫穷加我身 财富归何处 We got the poverty, where is the dough?
闭嘴 Shut up!
-去找份工作 -快报警 -Get a job! -Somebody call the cops.
警察 黑鬼和牧师都在下面呢 That's all there is--cops and negroes and priests.
你们在绕圈子呢 You're walking in a circle.
外面肯定很热 Must be hot out there.
你要干嘛 What are you doing?
你击中了一个 You hit one.
小心别把文件弄湿了 Hey, watch the work.
去厕所接水去 To the men's room.
少承诺 多给钱 Less promises, more money!
你知道有人在往外扔水球吗 Do you know somebody's throwing water bombs out your windows?
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
所有人都看见是从这层楼扔出去的 Everybody saw it was coming from this floor.
我们都看见了 We all saw it.
此处可是行政楼层 真是太可笑了 This is the executive floor. That's utterly ridiculous.
不要说我们可笑 Don't you call us ridiculous.
麦迪逊大道的人就是这种素质吗 Is this what Madison Avenue represents?
他们还说我们是野蛮人 And they call us savages.
你来这做什么 What are you doing up?
我以为洗手间在这 I thought this was the bathroom.
洗手间在那边 It's down there.
好吧 Okay.
想吃早餐吗 You want breakfast?
生日快乐 Happy Birthday.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
应该等到吃蛋糕的时候才给他 We should wait for his cake.
他生日那天我们又不在这里 We're not gonna be here on his actual birthday.
谢谢 Thank you.
是我们合买的 It's from all of us.
晚上我们出去吃晚餐 We'll go to the deli for dinner tonight
然后点一个樱桃奶酪蛋糕 and have cherry cheesecake.
打开看看 Open it now.
遵命 Yes, ma'am.
-我能去翻一下熏肉吗 -不行 -Can I turn the bacon? -No.
我喜欢 I love it.
大家早上好 Good morning, everybody.
早上好 Good morning.
-早 梅根 -早 -Hi, Megan. -Hi.
真漂亮 That's so nice.
他正需要一个呢 He needs one of those.
是獾的尾毛做的 It's a badger--from its tail.
我们今天做什么 What are we doing today?
去看自由女神像 We're going to the Statue of Liberty.
你老是这么说 又不带我们去 You always say that, but we never do.
饿了吗 You hungry?
来杯黑咖啡就行 Just black coffee for me.
好了 到家了 Okay, everybody.
生日过得开心点 Have a Happy Birthday.
谢谢你 萨丽 Thank you, Sals.
你今年几岁了 How old are you gonna be?
40 40.
等你到40的时候 我该多大了 So when you're 40, how old will I be?
你已经不在了 You'll be dead.
我们下周末不去你那里 We're not gonna see you next weekend,
等下下周末 11号再去 but we'll see you the weekend after. That's the 11th.
-都听你的 -那时候你70岁 -If you say so. -You'll be 70.
没错 That's right.
你不进来吗 You're not gonna come in?
不了 代我关爱一下莫蒂莎和洛奇 No. But give Morticia and Lurch my love.
上去后开走廊灯告诉我 听到没 Flick the porch light when you get there, all right?
-好 -晚安 小鬼头们 -All right. -Good night, animals.
跟我说晚安 宝贝儿 Say good night, honey.
晚安 爹地 Good night, daddy.
牵着你弟弟的手 Get your brother's hand.
拜 Bye.
你头上掉东西了 You're losing your head there.
头皮屑 Dandruff.
是口水 It's spit-up.
我看见你太太送你过来 I saw your wife dropping you off.
真甜蜜 Such a sweet scene.
是啊 Yes.
她笑起来真美 She has quite a smile.
她慢慢恢复到产前状态了 She's getting back to herself.
孩子多大了 How old's the kid?
我以为孩子长大会很快呢 I thought it would be a little faster.
她常哭吗 Does she cry all the time?
没有 No.
只是 She just...
以前她可不会穿着睡衣就出门 There was a time when she wouldn't leave the house in a robe.
听着 从前到现在 Listen, there's a point
你可以乘5:25到7:05之间的车回家 when you go from going home on the 5:25 to the 7:05.
如果你学会开车了 If you finally learn how to drive,
可以推迟到9:30再回家 you can push it to 9:30.
你误解我的意思了 You're getting the wrong impression.
甚至不回家都可以 Or not come home at all.
我和贝丝有一晚吵得特别厉害 Beth and I got into it so bad the other night,
我开着车就走了 I just jumped in the car and drove.
开到洛基山的某个汽车旅馆 Made it all the way to some motel in Rocky Hill.
气得我直打墙 Put my fist through a wall.
霍华德 别激动 Howard, don't get emotional again.
说不定她是对的 Maybe she's right.
我是有点自私 Maybe I am a little selfish.
我说我需要时间好好想想 I said I needed time with my thoughts.
结果她问我工作时间都干什么去了 She asked me what I do at work all day.
她们不理解男人的苦 They don't understand.
格林威治 Greenwich.
下一站格林威治 切斯特港 Next stop, Greenwich, Port Chester, Rye...
算了 骗谁呢 和平相处能解决一切事情 Who am I kidding? It's nothing a little peace wouldn't fix.
说的对极了 There you go.
早上好 Morning.
当然 我会转告他的 Of course. I'll let him know.
-找我的吗 -不是 -Was that for me? -No.
-那是找谁 -干嘛呢你 -Who was it? -Really?
算了 唐今天什么安排 Fine. What's Don up to today?
大概就是睡睡觉 说说枕边话吧 I see a lot of napping and pillow talk.
那是你的日程安排 That's your schedule.
你们20分钟前就该参加例会了 You all had the status meeting 20 minutes ago.
你就不能偶尔去我那边坐吗 Can't you sit over there once in a while?
万一有大人物找我怎么办 What if I have someone important coming in?
等有大人物找你 我再坐过去 When you have somebody come in, I will sit over there.
拿着 给自己买顶漂亮帽子 面膜什么的 Here, why don't you buy yourself a fancy hat or a mask or something?
不用 谢谢 No, thank you.
我只不过是要你每天 All I'm asking for is a few hours a day
给我做几个小时秘书 where the world might mistake you for my secretary.
琼说我要替你们两个人工作 Joan said you were supposed to share.
-他的电话比较多 -琼现在不在 -And his phone rings more. -Joan's not here.
而且你刚收了我50块 And you just took $50 from me.
可不要昧着良心做事 Let your conscience be your guide.
真舒服 That feels good.
舒服多了吧 That feels so much better.
我就知道他尿了 I was right. Somebody was very wet.
你像他这么大的时候 When you were that size,
不管你有没有尿 我都每小时给你换一次尿布 I used to change you every hour whether you needed it or not.
我都说过多少次了 I don't know how many times I have to say this.
那些应该放在走廊的柜子里 Those go in the cabinet in the hallway.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
我觉得放得离洗手间近一点比较方便 I thought it'd be easier if they were near your bathroom.
我不是这个意思 I didn't mean it that way.
我一直没睡 I haven't slept.
感觉像是被困在这里了 And I just feel cooped up in here.
现在抱凯文出去对他不好 I think it's bad for Kevin to be out there
我还没打扫完炉子 那些烟是有害的 until I'm done cleaning the oven--the fumes.
你干嘛要大夏天的打扫炉子 I don't know why you had to do that on a hot summer day.
随便你吧 婴儿食品要吃完了 Anyway, I think we're about to run out of formula.
我去拿你的钱包 I get your purse.
小乖乖 Hello.
小乖乖 来睡一会儿吧 Hello, you. You're gonna take a nap.
想不想和妈妈一起睡一会 Would you like that? You want to lay in the bed with mommy?
10块钱 A 10?
你是要给他买还是给自己买 You buying his formula or yours?
我准备带他出去走走 I'll take him for a walk.
真的吗 Oh, God, would you?
让格尔外婆带你去玩吧 You're gonna go with Grandma Gail.
和她一起出去玩 That's where you're gonna go.
关上门 Close the door.
大家周末过得怎么样 How was everybody's weekend?
很愉快 我们一起去滑水了 Great. We all went water-skiing together.
-撞在一起"叠罗汉"了 -我来加班了 -Made a human pyramid. -I was here.
很好 我相信你们已经充分 Splendid. So I trust you're adequately
准备好给亨氏公司的创意展示了 prepared for the Heinz presentation.
是的 老大 基本都准备好了 Yes, boss. We have almost everything.
就差德雷柏夫人 Just short Mrs. Draper's work.
-她还在画赠品劵 -唐同意了吗 -She's writing the coupons. -Has Don signed off?
他迟到了 她也是 巧吧 He's late. And so is she, coincidentally.
克莱拉 Clara.
克莱拉 Clara!
她可以直接在床上翻个身 然后问 She should have just rolled over and said,
唐 你觉得我"做"得好吗 "Don, what do you think of this?"
我打赌她每天早上都这么说 I bet she says that every morning.
走吧 11点了 Come on, it's 11:00.
没做日光浴吗 No sunbathing?
没有 No.
我们休了3天假 Look, we had a three-day weekend
你什么都没做吗 and you didn't do anything?
我可没休3天 That's not my calendar.
克莱拉 Clara.
你周末过得怎么样 How was your weekend?
克莱拉 德雷柏先生来了吗 Clara, is Mr. Draper in yet?
-还没 -你例会迟到了 -No. -You're late for the status meeting.
你也该去准备准备 而不是在此骚扰我的秘书 You should probably go prepare instead of molesting my secretary.
好吧亲爱的 '拷问'结束 Well, sweetheart, the torture's over.
准备'狂欢'吧 Let the fun begin.
我办公室离这里30码[约27米] My office is 30 yards away.
我既然按了通报器 So when I hit that buzzer,
就是想省得我自己跑过来一趟 I'm trying to save myself a trip through the miracle of telephonics.
德雷柏夫妇来了 Mr. And Mrs. Draper are here.
-早上好 -抱歉 我睡过头了 -Good morning. -So sorry. I overslept.
才不是 是我睡过头了 That's not true. I did.
国殇日过得怎么样 How was Memorial Day?
和孩子们一起 还不错 It was nice. We had my kids.
你10点钟有例会 You had the status meeting at 10:00.
-早 -早 -Morning. -Good morning.
你听说扬&罗必凯公司员工扔水袋的事了吗 Did you read about Y&R's paper bag drop?
听说了 I did.
-我看不出笑点在哪 -很有意思 -I don't see the humor. -It's funny.
不管怎么说 I mean, if nothing else,
也算报了旁氏客户被抢走的一箭之仇 it serves them right for stealing Pond's.
这两件事有什么关系 What does one thing have to do with the other?
他们抢走了旁氏的广告案 现在却成了笑柄 They stole the Pond's account and now they're a laughingstock.
让我心里舒服多了 Makes me feel better.
先生们 Gentlemen.
我们移步去会议室吧 Shall we mosey on over to the conference room?
十点钟安排了会议 We did have a meeting at 10:00.
早上好 莱恩 以及文件板 Morning, Lane, clipboard.
我们应该登一则招聘广告 就说 We should run a want ad, saying something like,
"斯特林&库珀广告公司 不分肤色 机会均等" "Sterling Cooper, an equal opportunity employer."
我们不往窗户扔东西 Our windows don't open.
虽然听起来很有吸引人 我不确定 As tempting as it sounds, I don't know
我们该为此花钱做广告 让他们更难堪 if we need to be spending money to further their embarrassment.
如果没有专门的拨款用来羞辱竞争对手的话 Look, if there's no line item for humiliating the competition,
唐负责写广告词 我来掏腰包 Don will write it and I'll pay for it.
但是你不许看 But you're not allowed to read it.
别登在招聘版上了 登在广告栏里 Forget the want ads. The advertising column.
我要他们看见 I want them to see it.
说正事 亨氏的人今天要来 唐 So, Heinz is coming in. Don?
是的 卡罗琳 Yes. Caroline,
请叫梅根带着亨氏广告版来见我 can you get Megan and the Heinz boards, please?
-要叫策划团队一起来吗 -不要 -Do you want the team? -No.
-有别的事吗 -关于我这边的情况 -What else? -Status is status quo on my end.
我会和奥兹莫比尔汽车公司的布鲁斯·路易斯会面 I'm supposed to have drinks with Bruce Lewis from Oldsmobile.
[针对当时联邦交易委员会弊端的报告 要求广告证实其所宣传的言论]
他想知道有没有办法对付纳徳报告 He wants to know if there's a way around Nader.
没办法 还有别的事吗 There isn't. Anything else?
莱恩 Lane?
我在广告代理协会有个午餐会 I have a lunch at the 4A's,
应该可以准时回来 但脑子可不一定清醒 so I should be back in time but not necessarily conscious.
根据备忘录 肯尼终于拿到了 And according to the memo, Kenny finally has signatures
香维尔&格莱丽&巴特勒鞋业的合同 from Chevalier, Galone and Butler Shoes.
鞋类产品 都是好消息 Footwear. All good news.
我想会议可以就此结束了 I suppose that brings this meeting to a close.
唐 可以私下和你谈谈吗 Don, may I speak with you privately?
我马上要先看一下这些广告板 Uh, I should take a look at these right away.
坎贝尔先生 Mr. Campbell.
我要去一下洗手间 I have a call of nature.
等我来了再开始会议 Do not begin this meeting without me.
他什么时候有空 When is he free next?
你显然还没有看过我设计的优惠券 You obviously haven't seen my coupons yet.
-我们出去享乐吧 -不 -Let's get out of here. -No.
那就把门锁上 Then lock the door.
我在这里待超过五分钟 As soon as I'm in here longer than five minutes,
别人就会开始 people will start to...
什么 谁 What? Who?
我需要把这些给佩奇 I have to get these to Peggy.
你马上还有一个广告创意展示 You have a presentation, you know.
我可以让你马上回家 I could make you go home right now, you know.
我有权这么做 I have that power.
坎贝尔先生要见您 Mr. Campbell is here to see you.
-我才见过他 -我该回去工作了 -I just saw him. -I have to get back to work.
解开衬衫 Open your blouse.
你真是个老色鬼 You're a dirty old man.
-还有别的事吗 -没有了 -Anything else? -No, ma'am.
抱歉 打扰了吗 I'm sorry. Am I interrupting?
我本想等你一有空就见你 I asked for your first available meeting,
却发现你今天一点事都没有 and it turns out you have nothing to do today.
如果世界上所有的客户任你挑选 你会选谁 If you could have any client in the world, who would you want?
-美国航空公司 -为什么 -American Airlines. -Why?
-因为他们抛弃了我们 -没错 -Because they stood us up. -Right.
所以我想 谁对我们有同样的感觉呢 So I started thinking, who has those feelings about us?
莫霍克航空公司 Mohawk Airlines.
你差点就能猜中的 You were very close.
他们公司陷入了很多麻烦 The company's in a lot of trouble.
很幸运 我们取消合作后 他们情况一直不好 It's very nice that things have not gone well since we cut them loose.
他们想回来 They want to come back?
我们那么对待他们之后 After the way we treated them...
所以美国航空公司根本没可能是吧 So that American Airlines thing isn't happening?
-我个人而言很兴奋 -我也是 -I, for one, am very excited. -Oh, me, too.
只是不明白你为什么急着私下见我 I just don't understand the secrecy or the urgency.
我今天要和他们见面 I'm meeting with them today,
我觉得你应该也过去一下 and I think you should drop by.
汉克·拉蒙特离开的时候对我恨意十足 Hank Lammott hit me pretty hard on his way out the door.
我去大概没用 I may not help.
唐 你可是重头戏 Don, you're the big draw.
他们不会让别人做的 They're not going to ask for someone else.
等你和他们见完面 签了合同 Look, get through this, get them back for more,
然后我就会抽时间见他们的 and I'll make time in my busy schedule.
好的 如果有需要我再联系你 Got it. I'll let you know when I need you to...
好主意 It's a good idea.
给我来杯咖啡 Can I get some coffee?
梅根 你在呀 Oh, Megan, you're here.
其中一个我冒了险 买两个只需22分钱 I took a risk on one of them. Two for 22 cents.
不错 Nice.
可惜我们的减价限度是5分钱 Of course, we're really locked into the 5 cents off,
但是个好想法 but good thinking.
斯坦 你能将这些草稿美化一下吗 Stan, can you do something to these?
弄成什么样 Like what?
我也说不好 I don't know.
或许可以把边缘做些美化 Do that thing with the border around the edge
使豆子看上去就像是 so it kind of looks like
钱币上的华盛顿头像那种美术效果 legal tender with the can of beans where Washington goes.
你想让我给他画个假发吗 You want me to put a little wig on him?
尽情拿去玩吧 Play with it.
滚一边去 Drop dead.
美工总是想让我描述的越仔细越好 They keep asking me to be more and more specific
干脆让我自己画出来算了 until you're drawing it yourself.
-你想让我换个地方吗 -不用 -Do you want me to move? -Oh, no, no.
-我只是在找口香糖而已 -我有一些 -I'm just looking for gum. -Oh, I have some.
有件事我想问问你的意见 So I have to ask your opinion about something.
你做的很好 You did a great job,
但是我不能对优惠券做过多指示 but I can't really go overboard on coupons.
那破事我做过整整两年 I did that kind of baloney for two years.
你该感到欣慰的是 You should take comfort in the fact that
优惠券对客户很重要 非常重要 it's very important to the client--too important.
不 我想问别的事 No, it's something else.
明天是唐的生日 Tomorrow's Don's birthday.
要命 已经6月1号了吗 Oh, shit. It's June 1st?
我全忘了 Ugh, I forgot.
应该给他买个礼物 Got to get him something.
我到现在都没送你们结婚礼物 I still haven't gotten you a wedding present.
抱歉 你知道我最近很忙 Sorry. You know how busy I've been.
没关系 只是 No, it's just, um...
我周六打算给他办个派对 I'm throwing a party for him on Saturday.
是个惊喜 It's a surprise.
好吧 Oh, okay.
给唐的 For Don?
是的 Yes.
男人讨厌惊喜 Men hate surprises.
加拿大难道没播过《我爱露西》吗 Didn't you have "Lucy" In Canada?
[50年代电视剧 其中有惊喜弄巧成拙的桥段]
理论上说 没有人会喜欢 Look, nobody likes it in theory,
但是收到惊喜人们总会开心 but people are always glad.
而且你没见过我办派对 And you've never seen me throw a party.
大家从我的派对离场后 Everyone's gonna home from this
回家就会迫不及待地交欢 and they're gonna have sex.
好吧 Okay.
至少我们估计会玩得挺开心 Sounds like fun for us at least.
我是说 如果我被邀请的话 I mean, if I'm invited.
我可不敢随便断言 I don't want to assume.
你被邀请了 但是我不清楚还要请谁 You're invited. I'm not sure who else is.
我翻了他的名片夹 I went through his rolodex.
已经划掉了所有客户 I crossed out all the clients
和他炒掉的人 and everyone he's fired.
那就不剩多少了 That doesn't leave a lot of people.
弗雷迪·拉姆森不参加派对 Freddy Rumsen doesn't come to parties.
你一定要请哈里 You have to invite Harry.
我知道 但是他很不喜欢他 I know, but he really doesn't like him.
是吗 Really?
我什么都没说 I didn't say anything.
-弗兰克·凯勒 他的会计 -他喜欢他 -Frank Keller, his accountant? -He likes him.
名片夹里有6个号码都是赫尔曼·菲利普斯的 There are six phone numbers for Herman Phillips.
他是个大人物吗 Is he important?
那是达克 That's Duck.
今年是他多少岁生日 What birthday is it?
40岁 40.
他怎么样 How'd he do?
一直闹个不停 He was fussy the whole time.
但是电梯总能让他睡过去 But the elevator always knocks him out.
一定是因为震动 Must be the vibration.
谁会想到你如此擅长带小孩呢 Who would have thought you'd be so good at this?
你也会一样擅长的 亲爱的 You'll be good at it, too, sweetheart.
你回家之后我该怎么办 What am I going to do when you go home?
你真打算回去工作吗 Are you really going back to that office?
你当年也工作呀 You worked.
我是被逼无奈 但你丈夫是个医生 I had to. Your husband's a doctor.
没关系 我说好的 而且他们也需要我 It doesn't matter. I promised and they need me.
我不是说你对他们不重要 I'm not saying you're not important to them,
但是他们也能明白轻重缓急 but they also know that priorities change.
-他们应该理解 -你为什么要这样 -They should, anyway. -Why are you doing this?
你不知道以后你内心会有多渴望 You don't know how sick you're going to feel inside
多怀念现在守护他的时光 or what you're going to miss.
他现在虽是个小麻烦 但根本不值一提 What he's doing now, that's nothing.
-等等就好了 -我知道 我知道 -Just wait. -I know, I know.
我只是 I just--
我不想打破承诺 I don't want to break my promise.
格雷格还得在迪克斯堡驻扎一年 And Greg will be stationed at Fort Dix for a second year.
-我可以从新泽西上下班 -然后呢 -I can commute from New Jersey. -And then?
然后等他回到家 And then when he's done,
我们再说 we'll see.
琼 他不会允许你工作的 Joan, he's not going to allow you to work.
允许我 Allow me?
天涯海角随君行 Whither thou goest, I will go.
你就是这么做的 结果呢 And how did that work out for you?
皮特·坎贝尔 一如既往地迟到 Ah, Pete Campbell. Late as usual.
他显然不是搭乘莫霍克航班来的 He obviously didn't come in on a Mohawk plane.
-汉克 杰克 -你没迟到 -Hank. Jack. -You're not late.
罗杰叫我们早点来 Roger told us to come early.
坐下吧 你就落下了一杯 Have a seat. You're only one behind,
但我们喝的是核弹头酒 but they're nuclear.
罗杰 公司里有事找你 Roger, they're looking for you back in the office.
让他们候着 It'll keep.
我们正在嘲笑扬&罗必凯广告公司 We were just laughing about Y&R.
发生在那帮老顽固身上 真是妙极了 It couldn't have happened to a better bunch of bigots.
罗杰 是急事 Roger, it's an emergency.
是吗 Really?
得了吧 我们刚开始 Oh, come on. We just got started.
好吧 抱歉 伙计们 All right, all right. Sorry, fellas.
位高权重 责任重大 Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
不想我留下来做你的副驾驶 或泡妞搭档吗 You don't want me to fly copilot or be your wingman?
帮你查查手提箱 拎着晕机袋 Check your valises? Hold your airsickness bag?
你想让我吐你一身吗 Do you want me to throw one into the bag you're in?
那你玩得尽兴 You enjoy yourself, then.
服务生 把酒杯倒满 Garcon, assume that these are gone.
走之前应该警告你一下 I should warn you about these two--
-他二位很能喝哦 -见面很愉快 -They're a thirsty lot. -Always a pleasure.
等你们和他聊完 When you're done with him,
只要把他折起来从门缝塞回来就行了 just fold him up and slide him under the door.
我喜欢那家伙 I love that guy.
于是 我们利用新型的缩微摄影技术 And so we take advantage of this new microphotography
和高速摄像机 为各位展示 and high-speed camera to show...
一场豆之芭蕾 A bean ballet.
旋转在空中 美味无穷 Spinning in air with their delicious perfection,
豆子们在慢镜头中翩翩起舞 the beans pirouette in slow motion,
在慢镜头中旋转跳跃 they somersault in slow motion.
有的顺时针 有的逆时针 Some of them spin clockwise, some counter-clockwise
看起来像是在相互靠近 so they'll appear to be moving towards each other.
然后 Until...
镜头从上拍豆子们落进罐头里面 They drop into a full can first seen from the top.
豆子落下的时候 溅起让人垂涎欲滴的浓汁 There's a splash of mouth-watering sauce as each one lands.
然后镜头切换到罐头正面 显示出亨氏商标 Then we cut to the front, the iconic label.
晚餐的艺术 "The art of supper."
你们以前有没有用过 Have you done this before,
如此特殊的摄影方式 this special photography?
用过 但贵公司的广告会是第一个在电视上播放的 It's been done before, but you'll be the first on TV.
你们怎么让豆子做那些动作 How do they get the beans to do that?
豆子又不会自己动 They can't just get lucky.
现在的摄像机能拍下子弹旋转的过程 This camera can show a bullet spinning in midair.
那个咬一口露出笑容那一段呢 Where's the bite and smile?
肯 你电话上说有这一段的 Ken, you said there'd be a bite and smile on the phone.
我记得我说的是豆子芭蕾舞 雷蒙德 I think I said there was gonna be a bean ballet, Raymond.
但是我们可以加上那一段 But I'm sure we can add that.
消费者从这个广告里能看出什么来 And what do they take away from it?
这个广告能让人们记住豆子 It puts beans on their mind.
这种镜头让人过目难忘 It's an unforgettable image.
信不信由你 那会让人们兴奋起来 And believe it or not, it makes them exciting.
这个广告还体现出了贵公司的幽默感 And it'll show you have a sense of humor,
真的 这个广告让豆子看起来 because, really, they're being portrayed
比他们实际上要重要得多 as far more important than they are.
你有没有近距离观察过豆子 You ever see beans up close
滑溜溜的 看起来像一堆血淋淋的器官 they're slimy. They look like a bunch of bloody organs.
并非只有我这种参加过朝鲜战争的人才有这种感觉 And it's not just for fellas like me that saw things in Korea.
菜豆之所以也叫肾形豆 Kidney beans are called kidney beans
因为它们形状很像肾 because they're shaped that way.
但是所有的豆子都可以这么叫 But you could call all beans that.
豆子要成堆 要放在碗里看起来才顺眼 They look better in a group, in a bowl.
要不用勺子来干嘛 Hell, what's wrong with a spoon?
唐 Don.
-你好啊 唐 -你好 雷蒙德 -Well, hello, Don. -Hello, Raymond.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
你们是否也和我们一样喜欢这个广告创意 Are you as excited about this as we are?
我不知道 I don't know.
你说要大胆创新 You said to be bold.
电视上可从没出现过这种广告 Nothing on TV is going to look like this.
请您想象一个这种跳舞的豆子 And just imagine seeing one of these dancing beans
出现在地铁墙面广告上 on the subway wall.
人们脑中自然而然就会响起音乐 People will hear the music in their heads.
听着 这广告艺术感很强 Look, it's very artistic.
虽然我想要大胆的创新 And I want to be bold,
但是这不是我想要的 but this isn't what I had in mind
我希望的广告是能够吸引年轻一代的消费者 when I was talking about a new generation of consumers.
现在的年轻人根本不会注意此广告 The ketchup kids, are they even going to notice this?
我是说 光是华尔兹就让我想起老年人 I mean, that waltz alone reminds me of old people.
可能是我没说清楚 Maybe I wasn't clear.
音乐只是暂定的 随时可以换 This is temporary music. We can change it.
它没有传达出我想要的信息 It's got no message.
我懂你的意思了 I can see your point.
豆子会让人们想起战争 大萧条 Beans is the war, the depression,
防空洞之类的 我们得避免那种联想 bomb shelters. We have to erase that.
广告一定要做的积极正面 唐 你懂的 They have to be cool. Don, you know what I'm talking about.
我想要大学生认为 I want the kids in college.
罐装豆子非常方便 It's convenient.
他们有电炉 坐下来热热就能吃 They have the hot plate. They're sitting in.
好吧 我们会努力的 Okay. We'll work on that.
或许可以拍摄一个人举着一个牌子 Maybe it's someone with a picket sign saying,
-写着"我们要豆子" -雷蒙德 我告诉你 -"We want beans." -You know what, Raymond?
接下来的工作就交给我们了 包你满意 This is our job from here on out. We'll make you happy.
不好意思我否决了你们的广告 I'm really sorry about that.
没什么 只是个过程嘛 Please, this is a process.
我送你们出去 Let me walk you out.
还有其他方案吗 What else you got?
那已经是目前最好的了 That was the best thing so far.
除非你喜欢他提出的"持豆抗议"广告 Unless you like this beans protest.
拜托 你也不必太惊讶 Please, you can't be surprised that
那个人 完全不懂品味芭蕾 that man -doesn't have a taste for ballet.
只是个芭蕾笑话而已 It's a joke on ballet.
他不懂幽默 你也不必太震惊 And you can't be surprised he doesn't have a sense of humor.
我没有 I'm not.
我还以为你刚才进来 But I guess I thought you'd come in here
会说服他们这个创意有多好 and tell them how good it was.
我没有必要浪费一个半小时的口水 Do I really want to waste an hour and a half
强行说服他 shoving it down his throat
到最后却仍旧被他否决 only to have him pull the plug at the last minute?
亨氏的单子是意外争取来的 This is business that came in over the transom.
我们做得不够 We didn't pitch it.
他有权利折腾我们 He has every right to make us work for it.
要是我早知道这样 I wish I would have known that.
就该下次再说这个提案 I would have saved this for round two.
下次一定能成功 We'll get him next time.
卡罗琳 他在里面吗 Caroline. Is he in?
他已经离开了 He's gone for the day.
该死 克莱拉 Damn it. Clara.
克莱拉 Clara!
天呐 怎么回事 Oh, my goodness. What happened?
-需要我给你拿些纸巾吗 -不要 -You want me to get some tissue? -No.
我想知道罗杰·斯特林怎么会跑去见我的客户 I want you to tell me why Roger Sterling was at my meeting.
-不知道 -我知道 -I don't know. -I know.
因为他跑到你办公桌边 像侦察机一样收集情报 Because he hovers over your desk like a damn U-2.
-什么 -你以为他在看你的胸部 -What? -You think he's looking at your breasts?
实际上他看的是我的日常安排 He's looking at my calendar.
她打你了吗 Did she hit you?
拜你所赐 你今天毁了多少事 Thank you, Clara. You've done enough damage for today.
你得小声点 来一杯吧 You need to lower your voice. Have a drink.
不能再喝了 No, no more drinks.
亨氏的人看起来很不爽 Heinz looked miserable.
他们要求我们重新做个广告 They're making us work for it.
唐似乎一点不着急 Don didn't seem worried.
你是不是和莫霍克的人谈崩了 Did you crash with Mohawk?
没有 谈得很好 No, it was perfect.
除了我一直头疼恶心 Except for my deep nausea and pending headache.
罗杰居然也去了 Oh, and Roger made an appearance.
说明这个单子很不错 Well, that shows it's a good lead.
那是我的单子 It's my lead.
罗杰和亨利·拉蒙特不是战友吗 Wasn't Roger in the service with Henry Lammott?
你划船吗 Did you do any rowing?
-你会划船 -我曾经是舵手 -You rowed? -I was a coxswain.
所有人向一个方向用劲 船才会动 The boat moved because everyone pulls in the same direction.
我需要担心的不该是罗杰 I'm not supposed to worry about Roger.
我改担心的是其他对手公司 I'm supposed to worry about other agencies.
你完全不用担心 生意很稳定 You shouldn't be worried at all. Business is stable.
稳定意味着退步 Stable is that step backwards
不成功 则失败 between successful and failing.
好吧 皮特 Fine, Pete.
不要失去耐性 Just don't be impatient.
你知道我们行业的发展路径 You know how this works from here on out.
开始都是些不起眼的小生意 We start with a bunch of piddly shit.
比如派氏裤袜 白骑士古龙水 Your Topaz, your White Knight Cologne.
然后是些中型的单子 比如莫霍克航空 We add your mid-sized stuff. Maybe Mohawk.
我们还有维克制药 那单子也不小 We still got Vicks. That's big.
然后我们再慢慢找一些合适的公司 Next, we worm our way into a few niche companies,
做些高档房地产广告 再深入制药领域 get something sexy in a good neighborhood, a pharmaceutical.
如果上天眷顾 也做些汽车行业的广告 Maybe if God is gracious, a car.
然后我们就上市 And then we go public,
然后在布宜诺斯艾利斯开分公司 open an office in Buenos Aires,
让猫王在塔米的16岁生日会上唱歌 and Elvis plays at Tammy's sweet 16.
肯尼·科斯格罗夫 信口开河 胡说八道 Kenny Cosgrove writes another great American novel.
其实让罗杰去暖暖场也无碍大局的 You know it didn't hurt to have Roger warm them up.
他最擅长把商务会谈变成私人狂欢 There's no one better at turning a meeting into a bender.
他们还喜欢他那酒量 And they love his pickled guts.
那我们礼拜六唐的生日派对上见 Am I going to see you at Chez Draper on Saturday?
去参加有加班费就好了 I wish I could get overtime for it.
准备好了吗 You ready?
-快完了 -你们还需要她吗 -We're almost done, actually. -Do you need her?
没事 我们可以明天早上再做 No, it's okay. It'll be here in the morning.
-很好 -周末有"精彩安排"吗 -Great. -Big weekend plans?
今天才礼拜二 暂时不知道 It's Tuesday. I don't know.
我在说我呢 I was talking about me.
我表弟要过来 My cousin's coming in.
斯坦 专心工作 Stan, assume that you're working.
晚安 Good night.
你真会说话 You're amazing.
幸好我忍住了 It could have been worse.
我差点就说 "不好意思 我无法参加" I almost said, "I'm sorry I can't make it."
你不去吗 You're not going?
不行 我表弟请的是海员上岸假期 No, my cousin's on shore leave.
他只能休息两天 He's only got two days.
提前暗示他一下会比较好 A little notice would have been nice.
我真想看看唐听到之后的表情 I would have loved to have seen the look on Don's face.
你刚刚差点就看到了 You almost just saw it.
就跟我们没事做一样 Like we have nothing else to do.
他之前在会议室的态度真让人难以置信 Did you believe him in there?
客户不喜欢那个方案 他还能说什么 The guy didn't like it. What was he supposed to say?
跟以前一样啊 What he usually says.
"老兄 你那么会提创意 自己去开广告公司吧" "Hey, buddy, you got such great ideas, open your own agency."
怎么突然客户说什么都是对的了 The clients are right all of a sudden?
我都快不认识他了 I don't recognize that man.
他变得心平气和了 He's kind and patient.
所以你觉得不爽 And it galls you.
不 我是有点担心 No, it concerns me.
你去哪儿 Where are you going?
我搞到了"豆之芭蕾"的票 I've got tickets to the bean ballet
马上就要开幕了 and the curtain's about to go up.
老笑料了 Never gets old.
你回来晚了 You're home late.
我还以为只能从车站走回家了 I thought I was going to have to walk home from the station,
幸好有个出租车司机从酒吧走出来 but luckily there was a cab driver leaving a bar.
今天还顺利吧 How was your day?
我不想让你心烦 I didn't want to disturb you.
你回来了 家才是家 This becomes a home the minute you walk through that door.
我工作没有得到相应的回报 亲爱的 There's no fruit to my labor, tweety.
你拥有很多比工作更重要的东西 Well, I suppose none of this counts--
你有安身之所 有妻子 有孩子 An acre of land, a wife, a child.
完全是与工作无关的 That has nothing to do with work.
我太不懂感恩了 I'm ungrateful.
对不起 I'm sorry.
永不知足是伟大抱负的特征 Dissatisfaction is a symptom of ambition.
那正是激励你前进的动力 你知道的 It's the coal that fuels the fire. You know that.
你真的想要一只狗吗 Do you really want a dog?
有只小猎犬来吓跑地鼠就成 Maybe just a beagle to scare off gophers.
再说吧 We'll see.
我爸妈周六可以来照看孩子 Oh, luckily my parents can baby-sit Saturday.
你跟我说实话 Now tell me the truth.
梅根今天才邀请你的吗 Did Megan really just invite you today?
是的 我不知道她何时邀请其他人的 She did. I don't know about everyone else.
她想到什么立刻就会做 我们都知道 Well, she's very impulsive. We know that.
我得去睡觉了 塔米一个小时之后准醒 I have to go to bed. Tammy will be up in a hour.
快去吧 Go ahead.
注意了 各位宾客们 Attention, party guests.
喂 Hello.
他们大概5分钟后就到了 We're T-minus five minutes or so.
如果大家能放低些音量的话 So if we can bring things down to a sotto voce,
将有利于制造惊喜气氛 that would help.
我去关灯 I'm gonna turn off the lights.
不要啊 No!
好吧 那大家就小点儿声说话吧 Well, fine. Just keep it down.
天啊 他是个基佬吧 My God, is he queer.
他让我想起了莱恩的弟弟 He reminds me of Lane's brother.
总算到家了 Finally.
马上就进屋了 We're gonna go inside in a second.
是你火急火燎地把我从餐馆拽出来的 You're the one that dragged me out at the restaurant.
快进来吧 Come on.
你得先敲门 You have to knock.
-得先敲门才能进去 -要是已经开始了呢 -You have to knock to get in. -What if it's started already?
开始了也没关系 你总归还是要敲门的啊 It doesn't matter if it's started, you still have to knock.
不 No.
我们只是在附近闲逛 We were just in the neighborhood.
我妈妈说过永远不要空手拜访 And my mother always said never show up empty-handed.
糟糕 Oh, damn it.
不 No.
天啊 Calice.
惊喜! Surprise.
抱歉 我刚在走廊给泄密了 Sorry, I blew it in the hall.
但我还是很惊讶啊 But I am very surprised.
唐 Don.
我必须说我很荣幸 I have to say that I am honored
也很感动能成为你的密友之一 and touched to be included in this group of intimates.
我猜的没错吧 二位天作之合 And I predicted this, did I not? This.
这位是... Who is this?
是我夫人 Oh, that's my wife.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
多米诺骨牌理论不是胡扯的 The domino theory is not a joke.
越南人打的是内战 The Vietnamese are fighting a civil war.
没有什么大规模的共产主义浪潮 There is no monolithic communism.
-那只是个借口 -是吗 -It's an excuse. -Really?
伯特 醒醒吧 都是为了利益 Come on, Bert. It's for profit.
炸弹是最好的产品 Bombs are the perfect product.
造价昂贵 却只能用一次 They cost a fortune and you only use them once.
所以我猜测这个年轻人 So I suppose this young man here
回到家口袋里肯定空空如也 is coming home in a bag for nothing.
能平安回家已算走运 If he's lucky.
你读过《强尼上战场》吗[反战小说] You ever read "Johnny got his gun"?
他失去了眼睛 耳朵 鼻子 No eyes, no ears, no nose,
脑袋炸的变了形 用摩斯密码发出他最后的心愿 tapping out his last wishes in morse code with his deformed head.
我以为会有很多漂亮姑娘来呢 I thought there were gonna be girls here.
出于我自私的想法 For purely selfish reasons,
我真心感谢你没叫琼 I want to thank you for excluding Joan.
否则我得去买副耳塞了 回家路上准被简唠叨死 I would have had to buy earplugs for the ride home.
又不是我决定的 你还看不出来吗 It wasn't up to me. Can't you tell?
真棒的派对 詹妮弗来不了 Hell of a party. Jennifer couldn't make it.
-真遗憾啊 -不必 因为她找不到男伴 -I'm sorry to hear that. -No, she couldn't get a date.
我知道她说不需要送礼 Anyway, I know she said no gifts,
但我带了这个给你 but I got you this.
打开看看 Open it.
如果你不想打开就算了 You don't have to if you don't want to.
是一个银把手的拐杖 It's a silver-handled walking stick.
看啊 他送了你根拐棍 Oh, look, he got you a cane.
唐·阿米契也有一根[好莱坞明星] Don Ameche has one.
是施坦威牌手杖 It's a Steinway walking stick.
你可以将之插进你的屁股 去听场音乐会 You could stick it up your ass and have a concert.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
天啊 真的吗 Oh, my god, really?
一个黑人同性恋 Oh, a negro homosexual,
一个加拿大性感女孩 加一个无伴的红发女郎 a Canadian sexpot and unaccompanied redhead.
我刚好可以去好好畅谈一番 I think this may be my key demographic.
不要 随他们去吧 Don't. Just leave it alone.
我知道你在好奇他们在笑什么 I know. You're wondering what they're laughing about.
肯定不是笑你 It's not you.
梅根 我觉得好勇敢啊 Well, I for one think you're very brave, Megan.
我妈妈常说 My mother always said
女人每天都该让丈夫感到惊喜 a woman should surprise her husband every day.
所以厕所才没有锁 That's why they had no lock on the WC.
没错 It's true.
看看你 开始端茶送水了 Look at you delivering drinks.
我们真该给你配上一双轮滑鞋 We should get you a pair of roller skates.
罗杰 我不知道你也被邀请了啊 Roger, I didn't know you were invited.
难道你是听说我会来 才决定来凑热闹的吗 Or did you just hear I was coming and show up?
他是不是快秃顶了 Is he going bald?
派对气氛真热烈 It just goes on and on.
他们家很美 但也很吵 It's beautiful, but it's very loud.
音乐如此大声 却还能听到车鸣 Listen, you can hear the traffic even over this party.
是啊 I know.
谁在乎呢 我真想把裤子脱了 Who cares? I just want to take my pants off
光着屁股坐在地毯上 and slide my ass on the carpeting.
今夏过得如何啊 How's the summer treating you?
很好 时局不顺 正好可以大做文章 Well, it's been good because it's been bad.
你是做什么的 What do you do exactly?
他是个记者 He's a journalist.
基本上都是给地下小报卖命 Underground papers mostly.
估计您是没看过 You may not have seen it.
那你说的时局不顺具体指什么 And what exactly has been bad?
我也不知道 Well, I don't know.
两个月内在3个城市发生了4场暴乱 Four riots in three cities in two months.
确实很糟糕 It is terrible.
上帝也知道警察根本没起什么作用 And lord knows the police aren't much help.
长辈们从小就教导我不该在派对上谈论性 政治和宗教 I was raised sex, politics, and religion aren't party talk.
那还剩下什么可谈啊 Well, what does that leave?
不知道 酒精和工作吗 I don't know. Alcohol and work?
特鲁迪 哪一个是简·斯特林来着 Trudes, which one is Jane Sterling again?
那个棕色皮肤 光彩熠熠的小妞 Mm, the glamour puss with the tan.
结婚早离得快啊 Marry early and often.
我们打算待会儿和梅根的朋友抽些烟茶 We're thinking about smoking some tea with Megan's friends out there.
你帮忙观察一下唐的反应好吗 Will you keep an eye out for Don?
既然你这么想了 As long as you're just thinking about it.
你应该和我们一起去 You should join us.
肯尼借酒壮胆 吟诵诗歌 Kenny gets brave and recites poems.
她也觉得我背的还成 And she thinks they're good.
绝对的 Oh, absolutely.
梅根曾是他们雇过的最棒的服务员 Megan was the best waitress they ever had.
才不是 但我确实拿了最多的小费 No, but I did get the best tips.
你是怎么做到的 How did you manage that?
法式口音帮了她不少忙啊 She laid on that accent.
她是一个非常棒的女演员 You know, she's a really good actress.
很明显 尚不够优秀啊 Not good enough, obviously.
-朱丽叶 过来一下 -你们好啊 -Julia, come here for a second. -Hello there.
-感谢你们能来捧场 -派对太棒了 -Glad you could come. -Great party.
你的生日宴办得很棒 You got a great spread here.
我们就是来打个招呼 I just wanted to make sure we said hi.
我可能不能呆很久 I can't stay that long.
我还得赶回去重新做亨氏的广告案 I have to go back and redo the Heinz pitch.
但我猜你很清楚那事的 But I guess you know that.
唐 我们走吧 Come on, Don.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
刚才是不是很糟糕啊 Was that bad?
瞧瞧你是在跟谁说话 我怎么知道 Hell, look who you're talking to. How do I know?
请大家安静一下 Okay, everyone.
朋友们 My friends.
首先 我感谢各位的大驾光临 First of all, I wanted to thank you all for coming.
其次呢 And second of all,
我觉得我醉的程度刚刚好 I think I've had just enough to drink
也准备好给我的小寿星送出生日礼物了 that I'm ready to give my own present to the birthday boy.
谢谢 谢谢大家的光临 Thank you. Thank you all for coming.
是不是该说晚安了啊 I think we should call it a night.
那可不行 唐 Absolutely not, Don.
你给我坐好了 You stay there.
你是不是给他买了个小马驹啊 Did you buy him a pony?
一 二 三 四 Un, deux, trois, quatre.
生日快乐 宝贝儿 Happy Birthday, baby.
你怎么不会像她那样风情万种地唱歌 Why don't you sing like that?
你怎么不长得像他一样帅呢 Why don't you look like him?
我叫罗杰 Je m'appelle Roger.
-允许我举杯庆祝 -唐 生日快乐 -If I may raise a glass. -Happy Birthday, Don!
我本想说 As I was saying--
谢谢梅根 to Megan
让我们看到了唐·德雷柏 for letting us see the Don Draper smile
通常只对客户才会露出的笑容 usually reserved for clients.
说得好 Hear, hear!
祝唐 你实在是太幸运了 And to Don, you lucky so and so.
智者曾有言 As a wise man once said,
最可恨的 不是自己未得偿所愿 the only thing worse than not getting what you want
而是别人得到了你未能得到的 is someone else getting it.
好吧 既然没有邻居报警抗议噪音 Okay, now, no one has called and complained,
那就是完全没有理由不跳舞吧 so there's no reason everyone shouldn't dance.
我该去清扫一下了 I should probably clean up.
等明天女仆来打扫吧 Leave it for the girl.
她要周一才能来 She doesn't come till Monday.
给她打电话让她明天就来 Call her and have her come tomorrow.
星期一也来 And Monday.
问题解决了 Problem solved.
你开心吗 Did you have fun?
过去点儿 Move over.
不 我只想睡觉 No, I just want to sleep.
别装了 我知道你挺开心的 我看得出来 Oh, come on. I know you had a good time. I can see it.
我不想说话 我只想睡觉 I don't want to talk. I just want to go to sleep.
别在这些没用的事情上花钱 Don't waste money on things like that.
都是我的钱啊 It was my money
你不能决定我怎样花我的钱呀 and you don't get to decide what I do with it.
那你能不能别再花钱让我难堪了行吗 Well, could you please not use it to embarrass me again?
怎么了 What?
我知道你为什么不高兴 I know why you're upset.
因为你40岁了 You're 40.
我半年前就40岁了 I've been 40 for half a year.
你能不能别再提那事了 只有你知道真相 When is that gonna stop? Only you know that.
今天就是你的生日了 This is your birthday now.
好吧 我不喜欢我的生日 Fine, I don't like my birthday.
我跟你说过 我小时候从来没过过生日 I told you, I never had it when I was growing up
长大以后也从来不想了 and I've never wanted it since.
你从没过过生日吗 You never had a birthday?
贝蒂从没给你办过生日派对吗 Didn't Betty ever throw you a party?
没有 因为我不让她办 No, because I forbid it.
为什么 Why?
我不需要成为众人瞩目的焦点 I don't need to be the center of attention.
你喜欢被重视的感觉 You love attention.
每次我一和别人交谈你就变得很焦躁 You twitched every time I talked to another person.
我的反应才是常人应该有的反应 More people feel the way I do than the way you do.
从何得出的结论 Where's your research?
好 我40了 Fine, I'm 40.
已经太迟了 It's too late.
没人爱迪克·惠特曼 Nobody loves Dick Whitman.
但我爱你 I love you.
所以我才给你办一个生日派对 That's why I threw you a party.
我要睡觉了 I'm going to sleep.
你请便吧 You can do what you want.
不好意思 有人遗失了... Excuse me. Someone's left--
发现了个钱包 应该是之前的乘客遗失的 There's a wallet here from some previous passenger.
我交到调度中心去 那有个失物招领处 Oh, I'll turn it in to dispatch. They got a lost and found.
里面有差不多100美元 There's close to $100.
是啊 常有的事 Yeah, it happens all the time.
我觉得最好还是 I'd--I'd feel better
我亲手将它归还给失主 if I saw to its return.
你这样让我很难办啊 You're putting me in a jam here.
失主会打电话来找的 The guy's gonna call looking for it.
我的名片 That's me.
这样吧 你自己看着办吧 先生 You know what? You do what you got to do, mister.
找零你留着吧 Oh, that's for you.
惊涛与巨浪 High tides and heavy surf
近日不断冲击北卡罗来纳州的海岸线 battered the coast of North Carolina day.
随即而来的强风和暴雨将迫使 Force 40 winds and heavy rain forced evacuation
海岸线近内陆三公里地区的人员进行撤离 along the coast as far inland as three miles.
昨晚的派对真是不错 That was quite a soiree.
麦斯特和约翰逊来了没有 Did Masters and Johnson come in yet?
[麦斯特和约翰逊是当时盛名的性爱大师 此处指梅根和唐]
尚未见到他们 They haven't passed by.
我就该坐在这里等着 I should come and sit down,
看他们面带羞色 偷偷溜过 so I can see them slink in in shame.
你今天似乎心情不错啊 You seem to be in fine spirits.
说起来 上周六也"不算"给我惹了什么大麻烦 Well, I didn't get into too much trouble on Saturday.
今早莫霍克航空公司又往我家打了通电话 Plus, Mohawk called me at home this morning.
打扰了 普莱斯先生 I hate to interrupt, Mr. Pryce,
但您夫人在线上等着 but I have your wife.
-几号线 -3号 -Which line? -Three.
-闪着的那号线 -都闪着呢 -It's blinking. -They're all blinking.
-3号 -不好意思 -Three. -If you don't mind.
我已经召集好要开个合伙人会议 I've called a partners' meeting.
好啊 亲爱的 Hello, dearest.
听着 我知道你离开时很不高兴 Look, I know you were upset when you left,
或许是我反应过度 and perhaps I'm overreacting.
贝卡 亲爱的 Becca, dear,
正因如此我才不希望你拆开邮件 this is why I don't like you opening the mail.
我只想确保奈吉今年秋天能够入学 I only want to ensure that Nigel is enrolled in the fall.
不管我们现在付不付钱 奈吉的入学都不会受影响的 Nigel's enrollment isn't an issue whether we pay now or not.
那他们为什么要给账单 Then why would they attach
附上这样一封言辞胁迫的信 such a threatening letter to a bill?
如果你是他们的话 Wouldn't you rather have your
你是想六月就拿到钱还是等到九月 money in June than September if you were them?
我只是担心他们会不会给他保留个名额 Well, I worry about them saving his spot for him,
何况他成绩不那么理想 especially with his marks.
我向你保证圣保罗学校是知道 I assure you that St. Paul's is aware
我们计划让他回去读书的 that we plan on having him return
他们只是单纯想多获得利息 and simply wishes to earn whatever interest they can
足足三个月的 on the full amount for the next three months.
你就不能放弃那点利息 Couldn't you spare that interest
换颗定心丸让我安心吗 in exchange for my peace of mind?
莱恩 亲爱的 Lane, darling?
什么 抱歉 最后一句没听清楚 What? I'm sorry. I didn't get that last bit.
没事 Nothing.
别忘了去问下梅根的房产中介的名字 Don't forget to get the name of Megan's real estate agent.
好的 亲爱的 Yes, dear.
以及她室内设计师的名字 And her decorator.
阿波罗 你真会带小孩 Oh, Apolo, you're so good with him.
真没想到你这么快就回来了 Oh, I wasn't expecting you back so soon.
第一次在邮局里排队 First in line at the post office.
-也不算很糟 -你好 琼小姐 -It wasn't that bad. -Hello, Miss Joan.
水池被堵住了 Sink is draining.
罪魁祸首是片柠檬 Turns out it was a lemon peel.
你知道我们对此感激不尽 I'm sure you know we're appreciative,
但我妈和我还有些事情要忙 but mother and I have so much to do.
我也有活要去忙呢 I am busy, busy, too.
不用这么急着走啊 Oh, you don't have to rush off.
他不用这么急着走 是吗 He doesn't have to rush off, does he?
需要阿波罗 随叫随到 When you need Apolo, you call Apolo.
我就是想让他听到 I want him to hear--
你那样太没礼貌了 That was just rude.
请他来这里干活是一码事 It is one thing to have him work here,
抱着我的宝宝吃蛋糕 就是另一码事了 it is another thing to give him cake and my baby.
他的手可摸遍了大街小道的所有厕所啊 His fingers have been in every toilet from here to the Bowery.
糕点是他带来的 He brought the cookies.
你要是想跟他约会 直接去约他 If you want to go on a date with him, just ask.
他已婚 都有4个孩子了 He's married with four children.
我只想确保他能对我们家多关照一些 I'm just making sure this apartment gets his attention.
不用你花心思 他也会对我们家多关照的 This apartment has never had any trouble getting his attention.
那是 琼 大家都爱看你倾国倾城之姿 Yes, Joanie. Everyone's staring at you.
你现在身材大变样 真要吵架动粗你是不行了 You know you're not exactly at your fighting weight.
试试看 Try me.
是你让我过来帮忙的 You asked me to come out here.
你想走就走 门开着呢 You can go home any time you want.
你说话前可要想清楚 You should think before you say that.
我的薪水可以养活我自己 I got my money's worth.
好吧 本来我是不准备给你看这个的 Well, I wasn't going to show you this.
斯库德普广告公司 不分肤色 机会均等
根本毫无道理啊 That doesn't make any sense.
大家肯定也不希望你通过这种方式获悉 Look, I'm sure it's not the way anyone wants you to find out.
不 都没有登在招聘版面 No, it's not in the want ads.
说实在的 他们也没有钱再雇其他人了 And, honestly, they don't have the money for more people.
不是雇其他人 是替代你 It's not more people. It's you.
你天生就是根搅屎棍 You love stirring the shit.
每次我一说你不爱听的话 I am telling you something you don't want to hear.
你就对我恶语中伤 And you are making this very painful for me.
梅根·德雷柏刚还邀请我去她的派对 Megan Draper just invited me to her party.
最后时刻才想起你 At the very last minute.
别跟我说她完全不知情 Don't tell me that girl's not conniving.
你以为她愿意让你在她丈夫身边晃悠吗 You think she wants you around her husband?
我要去躺一会儿 I'm going to lie down.
有时候生活由不得你做选择 Sometimes life makes decisions for you.
-工作愉快 -好 -Have a good day. -Okay.
-你好 -我知道你生日是上周的事了 -Bonjour. -I know your birthday was last week,
别人也跟我说不能庆祝 也不能提起 and I was told you don't celebrate it and not to bring it up.
现在我觉得自己处境有些尴尬 Now I feel like I got caught with my pants down,
就给你准备了一个小礼物 so I got you a little something.
一株植物 It's a plant.
就想祝你生日快乐 I just wanted to say Happy Birthday.
马屁精 Kiss-ass.
谢谢 Thank you.
我本想给你杯咖啡 不过有合伙人会议 I can get you some coffee, but there's a partners' meeting.
-那边没人啊 -在坎贝尔先生的办公室 -Nobody's there. -It's in Mr. Campbell's office.
-笑一笑好吗 -上面有你的讣告吗 -You want to smile? -Is it your obituary?
不 是我们在扬&罗必凯公司的伤口上撒的盐 No, it's the little salt we rubbed in Y&R's wound.
感觉很美妙吧 It's beautiful, no?
-坎贝尔先生打来的 -走吗 -That's Mr. Campbell. -Shall we?
什么事 What?
办公室里不要拿妻子开玩笑 明白吗 We don't make fun of each other's wives here. Understood?
好了 我没有拿她开玩笑 Come on, I wasn't making fun of her.
我在拿你开玩笑 你太幸福了 I was making fun of you. You're happy.
-的确 -好啊 我就希望你能幸福 -I am. -Well, I want you to be happy.
总归有人要幸福吧 Somebody should be.
知道吗 两周前 You know, two weeks ago,
简问我 "墨索里尼是谁啊" Jane asked me, "Which one's Mussolini?"
不过还好 她算是个好姑娘 No, it's good. She's a great girl.
一开始都是好姑娘 慢慢就欲求不满了 They're all great girls. At least until they want something.
我们走吧 Let's go.
他们刚起身 They're just leaving now.
怎么 他们中途去喝了杯酒吗 What, did they stop for a drink?
你为什么不放下听筒 Well, why don't you get off your rear,
找到他们 告诉他们我就要... find them, and tell them I'm about--
他们到了 They're here.
先生们 麻烦你们往那里挪一挪 Gentlemen, if you could slide over a bit.
-真是欢聚一堂 -对了 -A marvelous fete. -Oh, yes.
特鲁迪让我要好好感谢各位 I have instructions from Trudy to thank both of you.
-为什么到这里开会 -为什么要开会 -Why are we meeting in here? -Why are we here?
请不要在这里吸烟 Please don't smoke in here.
早晨我在列车上已经呛了一路了 I spent the morning choking on the train.
莫霍克航空公司谈妥了 我拿下的单子 So, Mohawk is coming in. I've brought them in.
-你怎么知道的 -是个好消息 -What do you know about that? -That's great news.
-什么时候 -我不清楚 -When? -I don't know.
我就是想邀请亨利和杰克来此 All I was thinking is that I bring Henry and Jack in here
也就是大家此刻集聚的地方 不过有个问题 to this very gathering of individuals, but I have one question.
届时他们要坐在哪里 Where are they going to sit?
如此狭小的空间会给人留下什么印象 I mean, what kind of impression does this space give you?
你会凝视着这根水泥柱然后思索 Do you gaze upon the cement column and think,
"我坚信我与我公司的成功必定基于此" "Yes, I believe success for me and my company dwells here."
你为什么不直接带他们去会议室 Why don't you take them to the conference room?
因为我们的会谈还没那么正式 Because it's not that meeting.
那好 去我办公室开吧 Fine, we'll have it in my office.
这单生意没你什么事 罗杰 This does not involve you, Roger.
还有维克制药公司 倍得适 Nor does Vicks, Playtex,
新生活燕麦片 新秀丽 Life Cereal, Samsonite,
舒格伯里火腿 赛可通便剂 Sugarberry Ham, Secor Laxative.
要我继续说吗 Need I go on?
你到底在暗示什么 What are you suggesting?
他在暗示 你要把你的办公室让给他 He's suggesting that you give him your office.
不 他没这意思 No, he's not.
-是的 我就这意思 -那没门 -Yes, I am. -Well, forget it.
那我该在哪里洽谈业务呢 Where am I supposed to conduct business?
不如去厕所吧 In the crapper for all I care.
我是主要合伙人 你只是次要合伙人 I'm a full partner and you're a junior.
不好意思 嫩头青 认命吧 So sorry, Charlie, but them's the breaks.
先生们 肯定有个两全其美的办法 Gentlemen, I'm sure we can find an equitable solution to this.
-没必要争吵伤了和气 -说得对 -There's no need for a row. -You're right.
我提议我们该投票决议 I say we put it to a vote.
我提议我们该出门决斗 I say we step outside.
别不自量力了 I didn't think so.
莫霍克这单干得好 Good work on Mohawk.
谢谢 不过这件事上我是很认真的 Thank you, but I'm dead serious about this.
我肩负重任 有太多商务会谈 I have too much responsibility and too much business
必须有一个体面的办公环境 to apply my skills in this environment.
你们心知肚明 You all know it.
我们会换个更大的办公场地 We'll buy more space.
-等到再分发办公室时 -绝对不行 -If we're handing out offices... -Absolutely not.
我不能让我们的信用额度一扩再扩了 I can't extend our credit line any further.
总会想到办法的 It'll work itself out.
恭喜你了 Congratulations.
他们什么时候来 When are they coming in?
鉴于目前情况 我都不知道他们是否该来 I'm still not sure they should, considering the situation.
派对很棒 唐 Great party, Don.
绝对的 Absolutely.
想得我都睡不着了 I couldn't sleep.
那美胸 那性感的唇 Those tits and that mouth.
她可真是个性感尤物 She's such a sex kitten.
那样一支舞 叫人怎能安坐不动 That whole dance--how did he just sit there?
那样的情况 一站起来就暴露坚挺的欲望了 You can't stand up once you get in that condition.
我肯定会站起来 I would have. I would just stood up
一把抓住她的法国小屁屁 and grabbed her little French behind
把她推倒在墙上那些廉价画上 and pushed her through those cheap post four walls.
-你好 梅根 -很好笑 -Hi, Megan. -Very funny.
天 好想上她 God, what I would do to her.
你想怎样上 Like what, for example?
我跟你说 I'll tell you what.
我就想架起她的双腿在我肩上 I would love to see those heels on my shoulder.
让她欲罢不能 Ooh, je voudrais mas Harry.
早上好 Good morning.
派对很棒 很高兴能被邀请 Great party. Thrilled to be included.
詹妮弗嫉妒死了 Jennifer was very jealous.
我要笑死了 I think I'm gonna die.
你该警告我的 You could have warned me!
我说了 I did!
钱包主人的回电 I have the owner of the wallet returning your call.
谢谢 Thank you.
-你好 -你好 普莱斯先生 -Hello. -Hello, Mr. Pryce.
我找艾力克斯·普利托 I'm calling for Alex Polito.
-你哪位 -我是他女朋友德洛丽丝 -And who is this? -This is his girl Delores.
等他到办公室 When he comes into the office,
我想先跟他单独谈谈 I think I should speak with him personally.
我不是他秘书 是他女朋友 Oh, I'm not his secretary. I'm his girl.
差不多算是妻子了 只是尚未有名分 I'm like his wife, but I can't call myself that.
你似乎有些郁闷啊 You don't sound happy about that.
-你说什么 -我已婚了 -Excuse me? -I'm married myself.
不错啊 你妻子叫什么 Oh, good for you. What's her name?
瑞贝卡 瑞贝卡·普莱斯 Rebecca. Rebecca Pryce.
显然是随我的姓 Well, obviously.
-真是个好名字 -应该是吧 -That's a pretty name. -I suppose so.
她很喜欢 She enjoys it.
你觉得她现在是在家 Do you think she's home right now,
躺在床上 跟个陌生男人讲电话吗 lying in bed, talking to a stranger?
希望不是 Oh, I should hope not.
艾力克斯的钱包在你那对吧 So--so you have Alex's wallet?
对 Yes, I do.
你在哪里 And where are you?
在我市中心的办公室里 I'm at my offices in midtown.
你是大老板吗 Oh, are you in big business?
你说什么 Excuse me?
是很大的办公大楼吗 Are you in a big office building?
是 Uh, yes.
所以我不能像你那么奢侈 That's why I don't have the luxury
能穿着内衣睡到早上11点 of lying around at 11:00 in my underthings.
我又没说 你怎么知道 I didn't tell you that part.
你也没说我是错的 You didn't say I was incorrect, either.
你的家乡是哪里 Where the hell are you from?
听口音跟大明星加里·格兰特一样 You sound like Cary Grant.
我说过了 在市中心 I told you, midtown.
我为何要... Why don't I--
好吧 我真的应该把钱包还给你的 Listen, I really should return this--you know, the wallet.
我可以寄给你 I could slip it in the post or...
当然你知道的 那样不大安全 Of course, you know, that has its disadvantages.
因为钱包里有现金 There's a bit of cash here.
或者我亲手交给你吧 Or I could hand-deliver it.
能给我你的地址吗 Is this a current address?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不知道这是否合适 I don't know if that would be proper.
说的也是 No, of course.
不然你到我办公室来吧 Why don't you meet me at my place of business?
我给你地址 或者让我秘书给你 I'll give you the address or have my secretary help you.
好呀 就这样好了 Yeah. Why don't we do that?
我会在方便的时候来 And I'll come by when I can.
我将用我的余生等待 Well, I'll be here the rest of my life.
稍等 我转过去 Uh, just a minute.
我很期待 I look forward to it.
有何不可 Why not?
北北[再见] Toodle-loo.
真可爱 That's cute.
斯嘉丽 给这位小姐我们办公室的地址 Scarlett, would you give this woman directions to our office?
她在3号线上 She's on line three.
克雷恩先生 斯特林先生叫你去他办公室 Mr. Crane. Mr. Sterling has requested you in his office.
-是要开会吗 -他没说 -Is there a meeting? -He just--
他只是走过来 说他要见你 He just came over here, said he needed to see you
然后就走了 and walked away.
-他为什么不进来 -我不知道 -Why didn't he come in? -I don't know.
他知道你在的 He knows you're in there.
好吧 那你看到他跟梅根或唐说话了吗 Okay. Okay. Did you see him talking to Megan or Don?
我一直在忙工作 你又做了什么 I've been working. What did you do?
没什么 Nothing!
你找我 You wanted to see me?
对 I did.
进来 坐 Come in, have a seat.
不用了 站着就好 No, that's okay.
我觉得你还是坐下听比较好 I think you should have a seat.
好 Okay.
你知道的 Now, I think you know
我们乐于将公司视作家 that we like to think of this place as a family.
国有国法 家有家规 And there are certain ways a family behaves.
她说我什么了 你不能听一面之辞 What did she say? You have to hear my side of it.
你想说什么 Your side of what?
没什么 What--Nothing.
你总在想些乱七八糟的事 是吗 克雷恩 You're always up to something, aren't you, Crane?
确实是我的错 我理应接受惩罚 It was an honest mistake and I consider myself reprimanded.
很好 Great.
作为惩戒 你的办公室给皮特 I was thinking Pete could take your office.
不是吧 Really?
我愿意当面跟她道歉 Look, I will apologize face to face,
尽管那样也很难堪 但你... as horrible as that will be, but I think you're--
你没理由让我走人 There's no reason to let me go.
我不是要解雇你 You're not getting fired.
你到底做什么了 And what the hell did you do?
我取笑梅根唱的那歌 I made fun of "Zou Bisou."
我也是 So did I.
那是犯罪吗 不是 Is that a crime? No.
我还想让简用那口音跟我讲话 I tried to get Jane to talk to me in that accent.
没用 她不说法语 她不愿意讨好我 Nothing doing. She doesn't speak French. She doesn't like me.
我回家后 詹妮弗不明白我为何情欲高涨 I went home after and Jennifer didn't know what was coming.
-我就像... -我不想听那些 -I was like---I don't want to hear that.
当然 没什么好听的 辱没您的耳根 No, of course you don't. Why would you?
相信你能理解 皮特需要更大的办公室 Look, I think you can understand that Pete needs a bigger office.
在你 我和擦窗工人间选一个让出来 And just between you, me, and the window washer,
最后决定是你 it's been decided that you should trade.
谁决定的 Who decided that?
我 I did.
我不接受 I can't do that.
有什么理由要我必须让吗 有吗 And I don't know that I have to do it. Do I?
哈里 Harry...
我以朋友的身份请求你让 I'm asking you as a friend.
我心领了 罗杰 但我的办公室不能让 And I appreciate that, Roger, I really do, but I need my office.
首先 皮特的办公室跟你的差别不大 Look, first of all, Pete's office isn't that different.
-我就是不同意 -好吧 -I disagree. -Fine.
说说你能为公司吸引到的最大牌的客户 Name the most important person you could bring into this office.
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威廉·佩利 William Paley.
很好 那你就更不该占据大办公室 Okay, so you shouldn't do that.
相信我 电视网和制片人希望 Trust me, network and studio executives
认为你整天忙得到处出差 want to think you're out there jet-setting,
跟电视明星 歌舞女星来往密切 rubbing shoulders with television stars and chorus girls.
你应该在拳击场跟客户谈生意 You should be talking to clients ringside
出入三星餐馆 or at a three-star restaurant,
而不是混迹于悲惨的小办公室里 not coming into your miserable little office.
但我确实如此 几乎每天都来办公室 But I do. I come in here almost every day.
而皮特的办公室只是有根支撑梁的洞 And Pete's office is a shit hole with a support beam.
如果我能让你的付出值得呢 What if I were to make it worth your while?
我已经是部门经理了 I'm already head of my department.
若我给你适当奖金呢 What would be an appropriate bonus?
哪里还有奖金 我们都没钱了 There's no bonuses. We have no money.
给多少奖金你愿意搬 How much would it take?
首先 肯定要比你随身携带的要多 Well, first of all, it's more than you could have on you.
真的吗 Really?
1100美金如何 That's $1,100.
你为什么会带这么多现金 Why do you carry so much cash?
超过1000哦 哈里 It's more than 1,000, Harry.
是你一个月的工资 That is a month's salary
税后的 after taxes.
那办公室连窗都没有 There's no window in there.
你可以自己买副漂亮的画挂那儿欣赏 You could buy yourself a very beautiful picture of something to look at.
好吧 Well, okay.
-算你欠我个人情 -我不欠你 -But you're gonna owe me. -No, I'm not.
我刚给了你一大笔钱 I just gave you a lot of money.
这是交易 若你不喜欢 This is a transaction. And if you don't like it,
我们可以谈谈你意淫梅根那件事 we can have the conversation you thought we were having.
是每月都有奖金吗 So this is every month?
给我滚出去 Get the hell out of my office.
打扰一下 抱歉 Excuse me. I'm sorry.
我是琼 I'm Joan.
我是梅瑞迪斯 有事吗 I'm Meredith. Can I help you?
我是琼·哈里斯 Joan Harris.
我在这工作 I work here.
是之前在此工作 我休产假了 Worked here. I've been on leave.
哦 琼 Oh, Joan.
天呐 My goodness.
真不敢相信你刚生了孩子 It's hard to believe you just had a baby.
不知道从何说起 You don't know where I started.
要我帮你通报下吗 Do you want me to announce you?
不用 我自己进去 No, I'll let myself in.
-确定吗 -没听说有新人加入呀 -Are you sure? -No one mentioned a new girl.
大概是前台缺人吧 I guess they needed someone up here
因为斯嘉丽现在是普莱斯先生的秘书 because Scarlett is now covering Mr. Pryce,
以便她和克莱拉一起处理文书工作 so that she can do the books with Clara.
怪不得没人告诉我 Well, now I can understand why I wasn't told.
天呐 我太多话了 Oh, my God. My mouth.
能帮我开下门吗 Could you just help me with the door?
他太可爱了 Oh, he's adorable.
请别怪我在你面前乱说话 Please don't be mad at me for telling you that.
我很荣幸能在此做个小员工 I'm very happy being nobody here.
之前有个女孩也是前台 后来就攀上高枝了 I know a girl who had your job who ended up with everything.
你想先去哪间办公室 Where would you like to visit first?
当然是我的办公室 I suppose my office.
好 好 没问题 琼 Yes, yes, absolutely. Joan.
天呐 你真是容光焕发 My goodness, you look radiant.
-我能看看宝宝吗 -当然可以 -Can I see him? -I don't see why not.
-斯嘉丽在吗 -把卡罗琳找来 -Where's Scarlett? -Go fetch Caroline.
琼妮 Joanie.
瞧你都出来四处转悠了 Look at you out and about.
我们待会儿去卡帕酒馆小坐一会儿 Yes, we're gonna stop by the Copa later.
我大概要借酒浇愁了 One of us badly needs a drink.
莱恩不是明确说了不再招人吗 Lane made it very clear we're not hiring anybody.
不管他妈妈多么丰腴动人都不行 I don't care how buxom his mother is.
唐 Oh, Don.
-看呐 -他真乖 -Look at that. -He's okay.
你好啊 梅根 Hello, Megan.
你好 琼 Oh, hello, Joan.
虽然惊喜派对已经办过了 但我还是想问 I'm sure I'm not ruining any surprises at this point,
派对办得如何 我很遗憾未能前往 but how was your party? I'm sorry I missed it.
小宝宝太可爱了 Oh, he's adorable.
你是今天回归岗位吗 Are we welcoming you back?
-我记得似乎是的 -今天吗 -That was my impression. -Today?
-你想抱抱他吗 -什么 -Do you want to hold him? -What?
他真招人爱 He's a little cabbage.
我的小心肝儿 Mon petit chou.
你们很快也会有了哦 唐 It's just a matter of time, Don.
我该回去工作了 I should be getting back to work.
我还是趁现在也先走吧 I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead.
琼妮 我还是你走时的那句话 Joanie, I'll say what I said when you left here--
这个借口可不够好 This is not a good excuse.
能再见到你真好 Nice to see you.
-你什么时候回来呀 -原计划三个礼拜之后 -When are you coming back? -I was planning on three weeks.
我妈随时可能走 我准备雇一个保姆 My mother's leaving any day, so I was gonna hire a girl.
真的舍不得离开他啊 It's gonna be terrible to leave him.
琼 Joan.
我还在想你会不会回来看看呢 I was wondering if you were going to visit.
我的手太脏了 Oh, my hands are dirty.
天啊 他长得跟你太像了 Oh, my God. He looks just like you.
我该回去工作了 I should get back to work.
你一走 我可比以前忙多了 I have more than ever, thanks to you, Joan.
很好 Good.
那 你过得怎么样 So, how are you?
我的小心肝儿来了呀 There's my baby.
把那个挡我视线的小崽子拿开 我要看他妈妈 Now move that brat out of the way so I can see her.
你好啊 罗杰 Hello, Roger.
小家伙喜欢我送的礼物吗 Little dud like my present?
你应该明白他短期内还骑不上自行车 罗杰叔叔 I'm sure you're aware that a bicycle's not useful yet, Uncle Roger.
是吗 他每天都这么闲着吗 Oh, no? He's a loafer?
他每天都闹得我无法安睡 He's been keeping me awake.
他每时每刻都需要关怀 He needs constant attention.
是吗 让我看看 Is that right? Let me see that.
有如此美艳的母亲 估计都没有人看宝宝吧 Has anyone even seen this baby with you walking next to him?
斯嘉丽 斯嘉丽 过来一下 Scarlett. Scarlett, may I see you?
我来接 I got it.
普莱斯先生 Mr. Pryce,
哈里斯太太来探望您了 Mrs. Harris is here to see you.
-让她进来吧 -我抱着孩子就行 -Oh, send her in. -I've got him.
卡罗琳 马上去给我预定晚餐席位 Caroline, I need you to make dinner reservations right away.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
你能来真是意外之喜啊 This really is an unexpected pleasure.
顺道来看看而已 Just stopping by.
有什么事情需要告知我吗 Anything I should know about?
是的 真有呢 紧迫的经营状况 Uh, yes, actually. Pressing business.
你介意坐下说吗 Would you mind?
不 当然不介意 No, not at all.
我们该拿他怎么办呀 What are we supposed to do with him?
总好过把他扔到教堂门口被人收养吧 Better than the steps of a church, I guess.
你们有谁见过克莱拉吗 Have either of you seen Clara?
没 No.
那是怎么回事 What's that?
哦 是琼的小宝宝 Oh, it's Joan's little boy.
哦 真招人喜欢 Oh, that's darling.
你能帮忙把他抱给琼吗 Would you please take him and give him back to Joan?
突然之间你就把我当娘们儿使唤吗 Do I suddenly appear to be wearing a skirt?
派对办的很不错 Spectacular party.
带着他吧 反正你都得跟琼打个招呼 Just take him. You should say hello to Joan anyways.
克莱拉 Clara?
她气色很不错呢 She looks very good.
那是 她怀孕九个月时依然美艳如花 She does. She looked good at nine months.
我可不觉得 I don't know about that.
我很奇怪你没跟她直说 I'm surprised you didn't tell her.
-直说什么 -她气色糟糕透了 -Tell her what? -That she looked terrible.
你不是个心直口快的人嘛 You seem to say whatever's on your mind.
你对我有什么不满吗 Is something wrong?
没 No.
我把维克制药的优惠券做好了 I got the Vicks coupons done.
我知道你以为周末只有你一个人在加班 I know you thought you were the only one working this weekend.
不 我没有啊 No, I didn't.
是吗 你在唐面前就是那样说的 Really? That's what you said to Don.
我知道 I know.
我当时 我喝的有点儿多而且 I just--I had too much to drink and--
所以就忍不住说了点讨人嫌的话 And you couldn't resist saying something obnoxious?
那我们明说吧 Well, just so we're clear,
我在亨氏广告案上付出了很多努力 你也一样 I put in a lot of work on Heinz. So did you.
你连一句道歉都说不出来 你们都是这样 You can't even apologize. None of you can.
-对不起 -对不起? -I'm sorry. -You're sorry?
你们是怎么回事 What is wrong with you people?
都那么愤世嫉俗的 连微笑都不会 You're all so cynical. You don't smile.
-只会皮笑肉不笑 -他是在生我的气吗 -You smirk. -Is he mad at me?
我才不管 I don't care.
有谁不喜欢惊喜派对呢 Who wouldn't want a surprise party?
我有点不舒服 I don't feel well.
-梅根 -不是 我真的 不舒服 -Megan... -No, really, I don't--I don't feel well.
我能回去休息一下吗 Am I allowed to go home?
当然可以 Of course.
对不起 你说得对 I'm so sorry. You were right.
我道歉 I apologize.
没事 It's fine.
亨氏没有认可我们的广告策划案 Heinz won't sign off on the work.
他们应该一个月后才会再来 So they won't be back in for 30 days,
也就是说未来3个月内都得不到经费 which means we won't get paid for another 90.
我们还要为舒格伯里火腿和维克制药拍摄圣诞季广告 And we're about to shoot Christmas Ads for Sugarberry and Vicks.
但那些要圣诞节才能播出 But they won't run until Christmas,
也就是说我们在复活节前都收不回本利 so we won't get paid until easter.
哦 难怪你只能指望我 Well, that explains why
给你提供点儿免费的建议了 you're asking me for all this free advice.
我只是想让一切都井然有序地进行 Oh, I'm just trying to get things in order.
好把我踢出公司吗 So that you can eliminate my job?
什么 当然不是了 What? Absolutely not.
-那你为什么要刊登广告 -什么广告 -Then why did you run an Ad? -What ad?
-今早《纽约时报》上登的 -哦 那个啊 -In this morning's Times. -Oh, that.
那不是广告 That wasn't an Ad.
那他妈的是什么 Well, what the hell was it, then?
只不过是趁机嘲笑扬&罗必凯广告公司而已 It was some private Barb directed at Y&R.
哈里斯太太 你不在的日子里 Mrs. Harris, the books have practically
公司的运作完全是一团糟 been held together with spit in your absence.
那斯嘉丽和克莱拉分摊我的工作又是怎么回事 What about Scarlett and Clara splitting my work?
分摊 她们合在一起都 Splitting? The two of them together
搞不清停车计时器怎么用 她们就是白痴 couldn't operate a parking meter. They're imbeciles.
总之广告那事干的太混蛋了 Well, that was a dumb thing to do.
好了 好了 Oh, there, there.
对不起 I'm sorry.
生完孩子之后我就一直这样 I've been like this since the baby.
也不是孩子的错 And it's not him.
我只是 I just...
忍不住想公司这边怎么样了 Keep thinking about what's going on here
我真的好怀念这里 and I missed it too much.
太难堪了 It's too embarrassing.
毫无变化 Nothing's happened.
总会有的 时过境迁 Something always happens. Things are different.
某人开个玩笑 Somebody tells a joke and
你却不知道他们在说什么 you don't know what they're talking about.
根本没有玩笑 你不在如何笑的出来 There have been no jokes, not without you.
也没人拿我的工资说事儿吗 Not even at my expense?
你不在 我的心空荡荡的 I'm terribly adrift without you.
他们迟早会发现我就是个吃空饷的 It's just a matter of time before they find out I'm a sham.
也没人来看过我 Nobody came to visit me.
他们只会送点花过来 卡片上的套话 They sent flowers with some stupid card
都是花店代写的 written by the florist.
本来想弄个蛋糕来着 There would have been a cake,
可是你一走就没人给安排了 but you weren't here to arrange it.
只是 It's just--
我不敢奢求你能理解我 and I don't expect you to understand this--
但是 我丈夫已经走了那么久 but my husband's been gone so long.
我知道他马上就要回国了 And I know he's coming home soon.
虽然我妈和孩子都在我身边 And even with my baby there and my mother...
我依然感觉很孤独 I feel alone.
虽然是家 却毫无家的温馨 It's home, but it's not everything.
我懂的 I do understand.
我可不想让别人以为我把你弄哭了 Now, I won't have everyone thinking I've made you cry.
那跟我讲讲派对的事情吧 Well, at least tell me about the party.
德雷柏夫人演了一小段"滑稽舞" Mrs. Draper put on a bit of a burlesque.
-不是吧 -绝对是 -No. -Oh, yes.
在我们所有人面前又唱又跳 She danced and sang in front of all of us.
绝对风姿妖娆 She was quite the kickette.
我实在是不好说 I can't do it justice.
那唐呢 And Don?
他都快爽得升天了 I saw his soul leave his body.
我都想象不出他脸红的样子该有多帅 I can't even imagine how handsome that man must be blushing.
对 Yes.
我也不知道他怎么到我手上了 但是 I don't know how I ended up with him, but...
太感谢你了 Thank you so much.
普莱斯先生 我们以后再聊 Mr. Pryce, I will be speaking with you.
至少让先我看看他嘛 Let me take a look at him at least.
真是个帅气的小坏蛋 Handsome little blackheart.
哎呀 他好像... Oops. I think...
你见到克莱拉了吗 Have you seen Clara?
恭喜 我们马上就做邻居了 Congratulations. We're gonna be right next to each other finally.
怎么回事 What's going on?
克莱拉 能让我们单独聊聊吗 Clara, could you excuse us?
她显然已经知道了 Well, she obviously already knows.
拜托了 Please.
罗杰 他 说服了我 Uh, Roger, you know, convinced me.
我们都认为为了公司利益 We all thought it was best for the firm
你该拥有一间大点的办公室 that you have a bigger office,
于是让我跟你换 so I was asked to switch.
我一会儿再来 I'll be right back.
很感激你能做出牺牲 I appreciate your sacrifice,
但是我不是为了要间大点的办公室 but a bigger office was not the point.
好吧 那我再换回来 Well, fine, then. I'll switch back.
罗杰可没说不准反悔 Roger didn't say I couldn't switch back.
我不在乎罗杰怎么说 I don't care what Roger says.
我才是业务主管 生意全是我揽的 I am the head of accounts. I am bringing in all the business.
我本就该有更大的办公室 I deserve the bigger office.
我这间超棒的 皮特 占尽地利 It's a great office, Pete. It's very important.
有窗户 我会怀念它们的 It's got the windows. God, I'm gonna miss them.
你这么做是为了服从罗杰的命令吗 And you did this because Roger told you to?
也因为我很"敬重"你 And also because I respect you so much.
你想让我怎么说 What do you want me to say?
听着 我只想找个地方憋屈着 直到梅根离开 Look, I just need a place to hide until Megan leaves.
天啊 她不会告诉唐吧 Oh, God, unless she told Don.
她不会告诉唐的 对吧 She's not gonna tell Don, is she?
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
请进 Come in.
怎么了 What's up?
你的生日派对 很棒 At your party, which was lovely,
但我当时说了些不该说的话 I said something which I shouldn't have said.
我要道歉 And I want to apologize
破坏了您的大好心情 if you had a bad time because of it.
我那天很愉快 I had a wonderful time.
那就好 Well, good.
我之所以提这事 The only reason I'm bringing it up
是因为梅根似乎有点不高兴 is Megan seemed kind of upset.
真抱歉 我不该在 I'm very sorry. I should not be allowed
工作聚会上喝酒 一滴酒都不该碰 to drink at work functions. Or at all, honestly.
-她说什么了 -没什么 -What did she say? -Nothing.
但她回家了 她不舒服 But she went home. She wasn't feeling well.
我怕那都是我造成的 I'm mortified if I had something to do with it.
她何时离开的 When did she leave?
我觉得她想一个人待着 I think she wants to be alone.
你根本不了解她 You don't know her at all.
卡罗琳 Caroline.
我要走了 I'm done for the day.
普莱斯先生 Mr. Pryce.
-何事 斯嘉丽 -有位先生来找您 -Yes, Scarlett? -There's a gentleman here,
钱包的主人 普利托先生 the owner of the wallet--Mr. Polito.
他正在前台 需要我带他进来吗 He's in reception. Shall I bring him back?
不 不用 No, absolutely not.
那您想见他吗 Well, do you want to see him?
是的 我马上出来 Yes, I'll be out in a moment.
好的 普莱斯先生 Of course, Mr. Pryce.
谢谢你 德洛丽丝 Thank you, Delores.
-您说什么 -我是说立刻就来 -Excuse me? -I said just a minute.
您好 Hello.
你是普利托先生吗 Are you Mr. Polito?
是的 但你当然不认识我 I am. Although there's no way for you to know that.
钱包在你手里 You got my wallet.
是我主动联系你的 I contacted you.
谢谢 Thank you.
我很高兴你失而复得 Well, I'm glad this worked out.
等等 Hold on.
先别走 Just hold on a second.
东西都在吧 Everything's there.
是的 So it is.
也不能怪我 Well, you can't blame me.
我当时刚赢了赛马 钱包就丢了 My horse came in and I lost my wallet.
现在不是又回来了 Then it came in again.
不 完全不必 No, that's not necessary.
-你必须收下酬劳 -我不能 -You've got to take a reward. -I couldn't possibly.
我女人说你很有修养 My girl said you were real polite.
听你口音 明显不是本地人 Obviously from the accent, you're not from around here.
不 的确不是 No, I'm not.
入乡随俗吧 This is the way we do things.
再次感谢 真的 Thanks again. I mean it.
你是位真正的绅士 You're a real gentleman.
梅根 你在哪儿 Megan? Where are you?
你回来了 Oh, you're home.
你也回来了 怎么回事 So are you. What happened?
没什么 Nothing.
你没等我就走了 You just left without me?
-我心烦 -很明显 -I was upset. -That's clear.
为什么事心烦 About what?
因为我的公寓很脏 Because my apartment is filthy.
不是有女仆吗 Where's the girl?
我让她回家了 I sent her home.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
打扫啊 我不想衣服沾上汗 I'm cleaning up. I don't want to get sweaty.
-裸着打扫吗 -你不准看我 -Like that? -Don't you look at me.
我在跟你说话 I'm talking to you.
我正在打扫 I'm cleaning up.
真的吗 Really?
别看我 你不准看我 Stop looking at me. You aren't allowed to look at me.
那你把衣服穿上 Then put some clothes on.
不准看 你没那个眼福 I said stop it. You don't deserve it.
别这样 Come on.
你不喜欢礼物 不喜欢美好的事物 You don't like presents. You don't like nice things.
而且 你太老了 Besides, you're too old.
我不喜欢老家伙 I don't need an old person.
反正估计你也不举 You probably couldn't do it anyway.
别 Don't.
-起来 -不 -Get up. -No.
我不要别人觉得你艳福不浅 I don't want people to think you're getting this.
-我知道你很想要 -我不要 -You want it so badly. -I don't want it.
我不想要你 I don't want you.
你不配享此艳福 去那边坐着 You don't get to have this. Go sit over there.
你只准看 All you get to do is watch.
哈里人呢 Where's Harry?
谁在乎啊 Who cares?
对不起 你要找坎贝尔先生吗 Oh, I'm sorry. Do you need to see Mr. Campbell?
不 No.
罗杰·斯特林还在公司吗 Is Roger Sterling still here?
是的 Yes.
以后他想干什么都行 I want you to let him do whatever he wants.
我要你安排一场明天的客户会面 And I want you to pencil in an appointment tomorrow
订在史坦顿岛渡口大楼的咖啡厅 at the coffee shop in the ferry building in Staten Island.
早上6点 6 A.M.
和可口可乐公司 With Coca-Cola.
好的 Okay.
没事了 That'll be all.
我觉得他们不喜欢我 I don't think those people like me.
不是那样的 That's not true.
其实我也不怎么喜欢他们 Well, I'm not sure I like them.
我之所以不想让你办生日派对是因为 The reason I didn't want you to have that party is
我不想让他们来我们家 I didn't want them in our home.
你只在广告创意行业待了三个月 You've only been in the creative end of this business for three months.
而作为秘书 很多事你都不清楚 And being a secretary, you don't know what goes on.
佩奇和公司其他人的种种问题 There isn't one problem that Peggy or anybody in that office has
在你来之前就存在了 that wasn't there before you.
你觉得是你的问题 You think you're a splinter?
你错了 You're not.
那些顽疾存在已久 The whole foot's been infected for years.
我爱和你一起工作 I love going to work with you
因为你既爱工作也爱我 because you love work and you love me.
但我现在觉得 But I wonder if
那样也许不好 maybe it's not a good idea.
我不在乎什么工作 I don't really care about work.
我要你一起工作 I want you at work
是因为我要你 because I want you.
我觉得我们该换地毯了 I think we have to replace the rug.
白色地毯在杂志上好看 Just because you see white carpet in a magazine
但不代表就实用 doesn't mean it's practical.
很美嘛 It's beautiful.
我拍过很多白色地毯的广告照 Well, I've taken a lot of pictures of white carpets.
至少得买四五个备用的 You have to have four or five on hand.
我以为你喜欢呢 I thought you wanted it.
我只希望你买回的是你喜欢的 I just wanted you to have what you want.
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
我要去趟史坦顿岛 I've got to go to Staten Island.
-才几点啊 -闭嘴 -What time is it? -Shut up.
是砌起来的地上泳池吗 An aboveground pool?
不 往下挖坑的 可放置折叠躺椅的 No, no, in the ground. With deck chairs.
那耗费很大啊 你准备自己挖吗 That costs a fortune. You gonna dig it yourself?
就等着圣诞节领奖金呢 We'll see what happens at Christmas.
永远别指望奖金 I never count on a bonus.
我没跟你说话 I'm not talking to you.
我干脆在圣诞前死了算了 I hope to be dead by Christmas.
给我点买杂货的钱好吗 Do you have any money for the grocer?
你让我别用支票 You told me not to write any checks.
没错 当然 No, of course.
小声点 他好不容易才睡着 Shh. He's finally gone to sleep.
我们不能叫保安 他们也是求职者 We cannot call security. They are applicants.
外面怎么回事 What's going on out there?
都是看了你那笑死人的广告来应征的 They're all here responding to your hilarious advertisement.
我没看错吧 怎么一大厅的黑鬼 Is it just me, or is the lobby full of negroes?
他们看到针对扬&罗的招聘广告了 They saw the Y&R AD.
他们没看出那是玩笑 The humor was lost on them.
-我觉得挺好笑 -那是个幼稚的恶作剧 -Not on me. -It was a childish prank.
因为你的恶作剧一点不幼稚 是吧 Because you're above that, right?
我们怎么办 What are we gonna do?
你能先离开一下吗 亲爱的 Would you leave us be, dear?
告诉他们岗位已招满 Tell them the position's been filled.
搞不好我们也变成抗议的目标 There's the possibility that we could be the subject of a protest.
那我们就把面试拖久点 他们会走的 Then we interview them. Forever. They'll go away.
那不能解决根本问题 That is not a solution.
而且他们中可能有记者 And who's to say there's not a reporter out there?
我们为什么不直接雇一个 I don't know why we can't just hire one.
因为不能再雇人了 Because we're not hiring anyone.
把前台炒了吧 Just fire that receptionist.
不能让黑鬼当前台 We can't have one out there.
-那是什么 -扬&罗必凯广告公司送来的 -What is that? -It's from Young & Rubicam.
是一份简历 It's a resume.
"1960到1965年的小黑工 "1960 to '65,
[出自描述黑人生活的歌曲《Ol' Man River》 内容是黑人船工的悲惨生活]
吃苦耐劳 抗压肯干" toted dat barge, lifted dat bale."
外面人看到 Did those people out there
你拿工艺品进来了吗 see that artifact come in here?
看到了 我很确定 Yes. I'm positive.
早上好 Good morning.
感谢大家前来应聘 I'd like to thank you all for coming.
首先 我们只需要女秘书 First of all, we're only looking for secretaries.
所以先生们 你们可以"自由"散去了 So, gentlemen, you are free to leave.
我意思是 你们请离开 I mean, you are welcome to leave.
我是说 你们可以走了 I mean, you may go.
我现在开始收集简历 I will be collecting resumes.
对于符合条件的应聘者 And then those of you who meet the qualifications
我们将电话通知面试时间 will receive a call to schedule an interview.