Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
贝蒂 好了吗 Betty, are you ready?
卡住了 It's stuck.
现在呢 What about now?
贝蒂 Betty!
我自己来 去吧 I'll get it. Just go.
贝蒂 车在等我们 Betty. The car is here!
怎么回事 我们得走了 What's going on? We've got to go.
亲爱的 我今晚恐怕不能去 Darling, I just don't think I can go tonight.
出什么事了 What's the matter?
我 那个来了 It's...a woman's thing.
能不能稍微忍着点痛 Is there any way you could play with pain?
[由女性组成的旨在帮女性发展潜力 和通过志愿活动改善社区的组织]
要出席的是纽约青年联盟会活动 It's the Junior League of New York.
我不想一个人去 I don't want to do it without you.
你母亲也会去 会很有爱的 Your mother will be there. It'll be very endearing.
别生我气 好吗 Forgive me on the way?
谢谢 Thank you.
说再见 Say "Au revoir."
你好 玛莉 Bonjour, Marie.
玛莉 我听不懂 Marie, I can't understand you.
-"蚊之"是什么 -是蚊子 -Moustiques? -Mosquitoes.
好的 妈妈 Okay, mama.
不能在亨氏的人面前出丑 We can't let Heinz beat us there.
他有名字的 He has a name, you know.
你记得他叫什么 And do you know what that is?
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
我现在想取悦他多过想取悦你 He's the only man I want to please more than you.
还有你父亲 And your father.
我在他们眼里始终是孩子 他们想我 I'm the baby. They miss me.
梅根 你是法国人 So, Megan, you're French.
应该听听你有什么推荐 I suppose I should ask you what looks good.
我是加拿大人 I'm Canadian.
不过 似乎厨师们也是呢 Although for all we know, they are, too.
匹兹堡那边的人 You know, back in Pittsburgh,
基本上看一眼就知道是做什么的 everybody's pretty much who you expect them to be.
或者是早就认识的 Or you know them forever.
雷蒙德和我高中的时候就认识 Raymond and I met in high school.
那我们的婚龄可比你们"大"呀 Well, then we've been married longer than you.
我就说他很会耍嘴皮子吧 I told you he was smooth.
你们怎么认识的 How did you two meet?
工作场合 At work.
当时唐已经离婚了 Don was divorced.
好吧 那可不关我的事 Well, that's none of my business.
你们有个十几岁的女儿吧 艾米丽 You have a teenage daughter, Emily.
-她暑假过得怎样 -不大好 -How's her summer? -It's tough.
她一天到晚都待在家里 She's around the house all the time.
去夏令营年龄太大 又没到找工作的时候 Too old for camp, too young for a job.
-还是让她放松放松吧 -我也这么觉得 -I say let her enjoy it. -I agree.
我回家的时候你好像不太开心 You don't sound so happy about it when I get home.
她放的歌声音太大 Well, the music is so loud.
你听说过滚石乐队吗 唐 Do you know the Rolling Stones, Don?
-听说过 -滚石们 -Sure. -The Stones.
她怎么听也听不够 She can't get enough of them.
有天晚上 她在听这么一首歌 The other night, she's playing this song
"时间 时间在你手中" "Time, time is on your side."
-《时间在我手中》 -对 就是这首 -"Time is on my side." -Yes, it is, dear.
朗朗上口 我就在想 Well, it's catchy. And I was thinking,
如果能找他们来唱 what if they were to sing, you know,
"亨氏 亨氏 亨氏在我手中" "Heinz, Heinz, Heinz is on my side"?
或者是类似的词 我不确定 Or something like that. I don't know.
他们就要来纽约了 They're gonna be in New York.
艾米丽差点没把自己塞包里 Emily almost jumped in our bags with us
跟我们一起来纽约 when she heard we were coming.
也许你可以 趁他们在这儿 Maybe you could, you know,
找他们来录一下广告歌 get them to record it while they're here.
执行起来可没那么简单 Well, that's not exactly the way it works,
但是我们肯定可以去联系一下 but we can certainly approach them.
聊生意可真无趣 是吧 梅根 This is boring. Am I right, Megan?
是的吧 Yes?
克莱拉 罗杰人在哪儿 Clara, where is Roger?
卡罗琳说要在他的办公室开会 Caroline says the meeting is in his office.
你想见我 You wanted to see me?
我在办公室等着告诉你好消息 I was waiting in my office to give you some good news.
来一杯助兴 Drinking good news?
莫霍克航空打电话来了 Mohawk called.
不客气 You're welcome.
他们还没有通知现在的广告公司 They haven't informed their agency,
但我得到消息 只是时间问题 but I'm told it's a matter of hours.
欢迎回来 傻逼们 Welcome back, suckers.
我觉得应该由你来负责这个客户 I think you should handle the account.
他们点名要我吗 So, they asked for me?
他们喜欢你作陪 They enjoy your company.
而且上次合作也是你经手 And since you were here when they were here,
他们认为你熟悉他们的业务 they think you know their business.
我在战争时期认识的汉克 他喜欢伏特加 I know Hank from the war. He likes vodka.
杰克喜欢杰克丹尼 有别的事吗 Jack likes jack. Anything else?
你知道他们 So you're aware they've
为了换新飞机 欠款5400万的事吗 taken on $54 million in debt to replace their planes?
现在技师又开始罢工 And there's a mechanic strike looming.
-听说技工要被裁了 -不错 -Although they'll likely be spared. -So far, so good.
我和唐正试图说服莱恩 Don and I have been trying to explain to Lane
此次会是长期合作 需要配个专门的文案 this is a daily business and we'll need a dedicated copywriter.
我不懂为什么奥尔森小姐不行 I don't understand why Miss Olson can't handle it.
因为那些人会要她调酒 Because these guys are gonna ask her to make drinks.
那我们还有唐 不是吗 We're still paying Don, aren't we?
唐才不会频繁抽空帮他们写些小广告 Don's not going to write local fare ads three times a week.
就是些小广告吗 That's all it is?
就雇一个有基本经验的人来干这活就行 Just get a guy with basic retail experience and run with it.
恭喜你了 Congratulations!
莱恩 开心点 我们有航空公司客户了 Lane, smile. We've got an airline.
早上好 我来见唐 Morning. I'm here to see Don.
请稍等 Yes, just a minute.
德雷柏先生 克雷恩先生来见您 Mr. Draper. Mr. Crane to see you.
等一下 唐恩 Just a minute, Dawn.
唐在开会吗 Is Don in a meeting?
他和德雷柏夫人在一起 He's with Mrs. Draper.
谢谢 唐恩 Thank you, Dawn.
不用谢 You're welcome.
你和他名字念起来差不多 It's so confusing.
大家都这么说 People keep saying that.
但目前没出过什么差错 But we haven't had any problems.
倒也是 You haven't.
但我们在办公室里提起 真搞不清楚在说谁 But out in the office, it's really hard to tell who's who.
-你好 哈里 -早上好 -Hello, Harry. -Good morning.
周六晚上 福利斯特山网球馆后台 Backstage, Forest Hills Tennis Stadium Saturday night,
准备好去见滚石乐队吧 put your hands together for the Rolling Stones.
你打算如何吸引他们 And how would you gauge their interest?
那个经纪人听起来很贪心 The manager sounded greedy.
我们一起去 I thought we'd take one car.
-我来开车 -8点开始 -I'll drive. -It starts at 8:00.
但他们总迟到 But apparently they're always late.
我们可以吃过饭再去 I thought we could grab a bite.
那附近有家巨好吃的意大利餐馆 There's a dynamite Italian restaurant
做的帕尔马干酪小牛肉很有名 with a first-rate veal parm.
不去 Nope.
好的 那我七点半吃饱了等你 Good. Then I will be ready at 7:30 having eaten.
让唐恩把时间地点记下来 Have Dawn pencil it in.
-好啊 波琳 -好啊 亲爱的 -Hello, Pauline. -Hello, dear.
我就是来看看你怎么样了 I just wanted to see how you were feeling.
麻烦您大老远专程过来看我 Aren't you sweet to come all the way over here
来通电话来不就好了 when a phone call would've sufficed?
孩子们在家吗 Are the children home?
他们在参加夏令营呢 They're at day camp. You know that.
贝蒂 昨天没见着你 真是想死我了 Betty, you were sorely missed last night.
真高兴您记挂着我 是吧 Well, that's good to hear, I guess.
此类活动你几乎都不怎么参加 You've missed a bunch of these, Betty.
波琳... Pauline...
我知道他肯定不会表现出来 And I'm sure he never shows it,
不过你不在 亨利很不自在 but it upsets Henry when you're not there.
我希望他能感到幸福 I want him to be happy.
有你的陪伴是他幸福感的来源之一 And you being with him is part of that.
我身体不是很舒服 I wasn't feeling well.
亲爱的 我知道是怎么回事 Honey, I know how it happens.
生活悠闲起来 就不怎么注意节制 You get comfortable and you give up a little bit.
然后体重就不受你控制了 And then it just gets out of control.
不过总归还是有办法的 There are things you can do about this.
你可以试着服用一些药 There are pills you can take.
那你怎么不去吃那些药 Why haven't you taken them?
说真的 我要是能吃早吃了 Believe me, I would if I could.
我心脏有问题没办法吃 I have a heart condition.
再说 我这个岁数 And honestly, at my age,
也不用再花心思取悦男人了 I don't have to please men anymore.
但是你... But you...
你难道不想赶快再穿上 Don't you want to get back into
衣橱里琳琅满目的锦衣华服吗 that incredible closet of yours again?
对你来说会很简单的 It'll be easy for you.
你就是那种幸运的女孩 You're just one of those girls.
谢谢 唐恩 Thank you, Dawn.
有什么好笑的 What's so funny?
她的资历是最适合的了 She was the most qualified.
我们有个好消息 We've got great news,
不过你听了可别外传 but assume this is for your ample ears only.
是跟亨氏和滚石乐队有关吗 Is it about Heinz and the Rolling Stones?
-什么 -不是 -What? -No.
哈里真是个大骗子 Harry's such a liar.
烘豆罐头配上滚石乐队 Baked beans and the Rolling Stones.
估计是客户的奇思妙想吧 A client's idea if I ever heard one.
莫霍克航空公司的单子拿下了 Mohawk airlines is returning.
很好啊 钓到了条大鱼 That's great. That's a big fish.
一条小鱼而已 不过是我们的小鱼 It's a minnow, but it's our minnow.
很显然 我有这方面的经验 Well, I obviously have experience.
虽说只是些皮毛 I mean, at a low level,
但运作流程我是清楚的 but I saw how it worked.
你手上已经忙不开了 而且实话告诉你 Your plate is full. And, frankly,
莫霍克航空公司指明要一个日常文案专员 Mohawk is going to insist on a regular copywriter.
一个"带把"的 Someone with a penis.
那个我"尽力"吧 I'll work on that.
去收集档案吧 你负责甄选文案 Call in books. You're the search committee.
-好的 什么时候 -马上 -Okay, when? -Immediately.
听着 那个单子我负责 Now, this is gonna be my account.
可别给我找个只懂销售的嫩头青 So I don't want just some hack with retail experience.
找个才华横溢 业界闻名的 He should be brilliant and have awards.
照着唐的标准找 不过要帅一点的 I want you to bring me a good-looking version of don.
那好办 Oh, that'll be easy.
-弗朗西斯夫人 -你好 -Mrs. Francis. -Hello.
这么快就排到我 多谢 So nice of you to see me so quickly.
今天不忙 Well, slow day.
您是哪里不舒服 What seems to be the problem
是这样的 我最近总在想 Well, it's just that I've been wondering--
我稍微发福了一点 I've put on a few pounds
不过出于各种原因 我却没能瘦下来 and I haven't had much luck reducing on my own for some reason.
你这样的中年妇女 Well, with middle-aged women,
胖起来容易 瘦下来难啊 it gets easier to put it on and harder to take it off.
我有个朋友告诉我 Well, a friend told me
如果你能开些减肥药 就会容易得多 it'd be easier If you gave me diet pills.
就当是给我瘦身开个好头 Just to give me a little jump-start.
你那个朋友是医生吗 Is your friend a doctor?
不是 No.
好吧 给你开处方药没问题 Well, I'm not going to give you a prescription
不过我要先给你做个检查 without giving you an exam.
开减肥药有必要吗 For diet pills?
有必要的话你就检查吧 If you think it's necessary.
弗朗西斯夫人 家庭主妇体重骤增时 Mrs. Francis, when a housewife has a rapid weight gain,
诱因通常会是心理上的问题 The cause is usually psychological--
苦恼 焦虑 厌烦 Unhappiness, anxiety, boredom--
此类负面情绪会导致自我失控 Things that cause us to lose our self-control.
不过首先 But first,
我们要排除糖尿病 甲状腺功能亢进 we have to rule out diabetes, hyperthyroidism.
我没说要一直吃这些药 Well, I don't need to take the pills forever.
这儿怎么回事 I don't like that.
什么 What?
你吞咽一下试试 Could you swallow?
亨利 Henry!
弗朗西斯夫人在1号线 Mrs. Francis is on line one.
贝蒂 是你吗 Betts, you there?
唐 我实在不知道如何是好 Don, I don't know what to do.
什么事 About what?
今天早上我去医院 医生发现了个东西 I went to the doctor this morning and he found this thing.
是个...是个瘤什么乱七八糟的 It's a--a node or a nodule or something
就在我的甲状腺上 and it's on my thyroid.
尚不确定是什么 不过有个肿块 唐 They don't know what it is, but it's a lump, Don.
医生说要送我去城里的专家那做检查 And he's sending me to the city to some specialist for tests.
好的 好的 先冷静下 Okay, okay, calm down.
我做不到 唐 我做不到 I can't, Don. I can't.
贝蒂 医生到底怎么说的 Betts, what exactly did he say?
什么都没说 他们不就那样嘛 Well, nothing. You know how they are.
想让我来照顾孩子吗 Do you want me to take the kids?
孩子们 The kids.
哦 孩子们 天呐 Oh, the kids. Oh, god.
亲爱的 Birdy.
说你常对我说的那句话 Say what you always say.
一切都会好起来的 Everything's gonna be okay.
好 Okay.
再见 Bye-bye.
如果我再看到拿些不相干的东西做大众汽车的广告... If I see one more Volkswagen ad with something else in it...
柔软洁净 最佳纸巾
你想拿任何商品做广告都可以 You can do an ad on anything you want.
但千万别选厕纸 傻逼 Don't pick toilet paper, shit bird.
资历太深 资历太浅 Too fat. Too thin.
雪莉·帕克 该是个女人 完全不符合 Shelly Parker--might be a woman, god forbid.
"勿妄下评判 以免遭人评判" "Judge not, lest ye be judged."
擅讽刺 有前途 Irony. That's promising.
是我闻不到"臭"了 还是此条确实不错 Have I lost my sense of smell or is this good?
君心何所思 圣诞何所送
有点意思 That's bitchin'.
这家伙叫什么 What's this guy's name?
迈克·金斯伯格 Michael Ginsberg.
幸会啊 迈克 Nice knowing you, Mike.
你在干嘛 他的作品已经算是最好的了 What are you doing? That's the best one I've seen.
怪不得你们女人玩不懂运动 This is why girls don't play sports.
你为亨氏广告案忙了整整四个月 You've been working on Heinz for four months.
你就甘心让别人临门一脚 大功告成 Somebody else is gonna carry the ball across the goal line?
是让他负责莫霍克航空的业务 Bringing him in for Mohawk.
但愿你跟他相处融洽 I hope you like him.
说不定以后他会是你的老板 He's gonna be your boss someday.
我喜欢同才华横溢的人共事 激发灵感 I like working with talented people. It inspires me.
我没在说我自己 我说的是另一个文案 I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about another writer.
你的好胜心哪去了 Are you suddenly not competitive?
那个上厕所都要跟人赛跑的姑娘哪去了 The chick who races people to the toilet?
我要把他招进来 I'm going to bring him in.
招些庸才进来 才能睡得踏 Stick to mediocre. You'll sleep better.
我能进来吗 Can I come in?
当然 Of course.
刚和吉姆通过电话 I just got off the phone with Jim.
定在明天11点 He said tomorrow at 11:00.
明天吗 Tomorrow?
我老板打点了一下 My boss made a call.
你跟莫尔·林赛说了 You told Mor Lindsay?
你的事在他看来完全算不上秘密 贝蒂 He's got bigger secrets than this, Betty.
我不知道明天是否... I don't know if tomorrow -
你还想继续拖下去吗 You want to wait on this?
如果是不治之症... Well, if it is something -
如果 如果 如果 If, if, if.
贝蒂 不要胡思乱想好吗 Betty, let's not play that game, okay?
去睡觉了 Come to bed.
要不要来点白兰地 You want some Brandy?
我天天都见到你 相信我 你很美 I see you all the time. You're beautiful.
你很贴心 You're sweet.
我得来杯白兰地 I'm gonna have a Brandy.
贝蒂 Betty.
贝蒂·德雷柏 差点没认出你来 Betty Draper. I almost didn't recognize you.
乔依丝 你好 最近怎么样啊 Joyce. Hello. How are you?
不太好 我都来医院了 Not good. I'm here.
弗朗西斯太太 医生在等着呢 Mrs. Francis, the doctor's waiting.
我现在是弗朗西斯太太了 It's Francis now.
我丈夫名字也叫亨利 My husband's name is Henry, too, actually.
那个 是这样... Look, you know what?
我得去放射科 可能要花点时间 I'm gonna be in radiology forever.
达林太太 放射科的人也在等你 Mrs. Darling, they're waiting for you, too.
你是什么病 Why are you here?
要不我们一会儿出去吃个饭 You want to get some lunch after?
我不确定 我丈夫待会儿要来接我 Oh, I don't know. My husband's picking me up.
你觉得你不想去 其实你很想 You think you don't want to have lunch, but you do.
好吧 Okay.
别看了 我这就去 Okay, okay. I'm going.
你好 我是佩奇·奥尔森 Hello. I'm Peggy Olson.
迈克·金斯伯格 请带路吧 Michael Ginsberg. Lead the way.
不 我们就在这面试 No, we're meeting here.
他是怎样的一个人 So what's he like?
是不是握手的时候比较用力 Is he like a firm handshake kind of guy?
-你说什么 -我说唐 -Excuse me? -Don.
我想留个好印象 你可以帮帮我 I want to make a good impression. You could help me out.
不 是我面试你 我是一名文案 No, I'm interviewing you. I'm a copywriter.
请坐 Have a seat.
那唐会过来吗 So is Don stopping by?
不会 只有我 Nope, it's just me.
你有权雇佣我吗 Can you hire me?
没有 但我是第一轮 Well, no, but I'm the first round.
换做你 肯定也想跟能雇你的人谈话对吧 Wouldn't you want to talk to the person who could hire you?
[李奥·贝纳 美国著名广告人]
我在李奥·贝纳广告公司 I spent three weeks dancing
纽约分部转悠了三个礼拜 at that crappy New York satellite of Leo Burnett.
从来就没见过他本人 Never met him at all.
结果才知道李奥根本不存在 Turns out Leo's not a real person.
不 他是存在的 Yes, he is.
唐是不是真的存在 Is Don a real person?
我真的很想见他 'cause I'd really like to meet him.
你现在是要过我这一关 I'm the person you need to impress right now.
我的创意你都看了 我还需要说什么 You looked at my book what more can I say?
好吧 Okay.
-我喜欢你的"作品" -我也喜欢你的"工作" -I liked your work. -And I like your work.
你刚才还以为我是秘书 你的最新简历呢 You thought I was a secretary. Do you have a current resume?
[美国诗人 "垮掉的一代"之父]
艾伦·金斯伯格 Allen Ginsberg?
姓金斯伯格的人就他最出名了 He's the most famous Ginsberg there is.
我觉得我们应该有什么亲戚关系 I figured we got to be related somehow.
他在黄泉下能说什么呢 And what's he gonna say?
好吧 很高兴见到你 Okay, well, it was nice meeting you.
我真笨 Oh, nuts.
听着 我的创意很好 Listen, my stuff is good.
你知道我没有正经从事过广告业 You can see advertising ain't my day job.
你是讲求公正的人 Look, you're a fair woman.
我对你无礼因为我诚实 I insulted you because I'm honest.
我道歉是因为我勇敢 And I apologized because I'm brave.
不是我非要跻身广告业 而是我天生就是广告奇才 I didn't pick this profession. It picked me.
我就是控制不住 I didn't have any control over it.
最终发现 广告是我唯一会做的事 Turns out, it's the only thing I can do.
你的作品很不错 但是 Your work's very impressive, but...
雇用我还有其他好处 Here's some other advantages -
我没有兴趣爱好 没有朋友 I have no hobbies, no interests, no friends.
我就是那种对着收音机自言自语的人 I'm one of those people who talks back to the radio.
单身 没有家庭 我会以公司为家 No girlfriend, no family. I will live here.
这跟其他人有什么区别 Then you're like everyone else.
从来没人这么说过我 但是我尽力了 I've never been accused of that, but I really am trying.
我不知道 I don't know.
你在唐面前不能这样 You can't act like this with Don.
不能怎样 Like what?
我们会联系你 We'll call you.
好的 Okay.
知道吗 你的创意很有说服力 You know, your book really does have a voice.
[希特勒自传]
就像他们说《我的奋斗》一样 That's what they said about "Mein kampf."
那孩子很有说服力 "The kid really has a voice."
-你喝茶就够了吗 -嗯 -You're sure you're okay just with tea? -Yes.
现在我吃什么都味同嚼蜡 Everything tastes like sawdust to me.
我吃什么都津津有味 Everything still tastes good to me.
原来就是因为这样 我才不断变胖 Turns out I have the only kind that makes you fatter.
听着 我敢肯定你没问题的 Look, I'm sure you're fine.
结果什么时候出来 When do you find out the results?
记不得了 I don't remember.
据我所知 你要至少去三次才能知道 It wasn't until the third visit that I knew.
因为汉克在那等着 Because Hank was waiting there.
跟你孩子说了吗 Have you told your children?
他们知道我以后会经常看医生 They know I'm going to the doctor a lot.
他们也知道我病了 And they know I'm sick,
但是我脾气一直不好 But I've always been in a bad mood, so...
我就跟汉克开玩笑 I joke with Hank.
说他应该告诉孩子们我被车撞了 He should just tell them I got hit by a car.
再怎么都比生离死别要好得多 It'd be easier to deal with than saying good-bye.
想象那场面就难受 Ugh, the scene.
我留下了一个烂摊子 I'm leaving behind such a mess.
你不会有事的 You're not going anywhere.
他是我第二任丈夫 He's my second husband.
他妈妈一向盛气凌人 His mother's domineering.
唐的女朋友 And Don's girlfriend
他们结婚了 Well, they're married.
她才20岁 She's 20 years old.
他们再也不会听见关于我的好话了 They'll never hear a nice word about me again.
对不起 但我还是要问你 I'm sorry, but I have to ask you.
身患绝症是什么感觉 What is it like?
就像你一个人在大海中央 It's like you're way out in the ocean alone
你不停游啊游 and you're paddling,
然后你看见岸上有人 And you see people on the shore,
但是他们似乎离你越来越远 But they're getting farther and farther away.
出于本能 你不停挣扎 And you struggle because it's natural.
然后你的意识就回到了日常琐事当中 Then your mind wanders back to everything normal.
晚饭吃什么 What am I gonna fix for dinner?
后门有没有锁 Did I lock the back door?
然后你身心俱疲 And then you just get so tired,
很想放弃 You just give in
希望就这么沉到海底 And hope you go straight down.
太可怕了 That's horrible.
从没人直接问过我 No one's ever asked.
女士们 我叫希希莉娅 Hello, ladies. I am Cecilia,
本人略懂占卜 And I have the gift of sight.
可否为二位算一卦 Could I offer you a reading?
你要预知我们的未来吗 You're gonna predict our future?
请吧 Go ahead.
真的吗 Really?
你听到的总是好事 It's always good.
-天呐 -怎么 -Oh, my. -What?
你有个伟大的灵魂 You're a great soul.
你对周围的人很重要 You mean so much to the people around you.
你是大家的依靠 You are a rock.
噢 不好意思 Oh, I'm sorry.
就这样吧 谢谢 We're done. Thank you.
再喝点茶吧 You need some more tea.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
刚刚和莫霍克的人喝了酒 I had drinks with Mohawk.
坐下来的时候对面是两个人 I sat down with two of them
我发誓最后我看见三个人 and I swear by the end there were three.
你雇他了吗 Did you hire him?
没 他脑筋不正常 我要再看看 No, he was crazy. I'm calling in more books.
文案不就是脑筋不正常吗 Define crazy for a copywriter.
整天睡觉 不惧权威 Sleeps all day, disrespectful of authority,
醉醺醺的 他闻着有尿的味道吗 Drunk half the time. Did he smell like pee?
谁闻着有尿味儿了 Who smells like pee?
文案们 就雇了他吧 Writers. Just hire him.
不行 唐肯定不喜欢他 绝对会的 I can't. Don will hate him. He's certifiable.
我命令你雇他 I order you to bring him in.
必须雇他 我已经和莫霍克的人说了 You have to. I already told Mohawk.
你为何要那么做 Why would you do that?
我希望他们会欣赏我们聘用犹太人作文案 I wanted to smooth the ground about working with a Jew.
结果发现 每个公司都有一个 Turns out, everybody's got one now.
说实话 那会让公司看起来更现代 Tell you the truth, it makes the agency more modern.
聘用那边坐着的"黎明前最黑暗"的唐恩也一样 Between that and "It's always darkest before the dawn" over there.
[Dawn音译唐恩 意译黎明]
至少此人是我们有需求才特意聘用的 At least this one we're hiring on purpose.
如果你在意的是这个 我可以再找一个犹太人 I can find another Jew if that's what you care about.
听着 我知道你在怕什么 Look, I know what you're afraid of.
宝贝儿 没人能代替你的 Sweetheart, no one's gonna replace you.
他的才华威胁不到我 他也没那么棒 Oh, I'm not threatened by his talent. He's not that good.
我只是觉得唐会不喜欢他 然后怪我 I just think Don will hate him and then he'll hate me.
好吧 放心 唐那边我来处理 Oh. I'll be there. I'll handle Don.
你能听得清吗 How can you hear anything?
我是遵从你的建议 I'm following your advice.
沉浸在广告的世界里 I'm being bathed in commercials.
老天 你真有型 西装笔挺 My god, you're so square, you've got corners.
我得让自己显得男人一点 I have to make sure I look like the man.
如果贝蒂或者孩子们打来 If Betty calls or, you know, the kids,
告诉他们我明早给他们回电话 Tell them I'll call them in the morning.
她打来能干嘛 What did she want anyway?
谁知道呢 Who knows?
好吧 玩得开心点 Well, have fun.
我可不是让你去"寻欢" I don't mean that.
此处是幕后 真的后台在那边 This is backstage. That's the real backstage.
很高兴见到你 Nice to see you.
我们是来找滚石乐队的 We're here to see the Rolling Stones.
他们不在 They're not here.
其实我们是来见他们的经纪人艾伦·克莱恩 Well, actually, we're here to see their manager, Allen Klein.
他也不在 He's not here, either.
我是哈里·克雷恩 在预约名单上有 I'm Harry Crane. I'm on the list.
没有什么名单 There's no list.
他们来了你能告诉我们吗 Will you let us know when they get here?
先生 保证告诉你 Sir, I promise you'll know.
我应该和他们约在晚餐时谈这个 I should have talked him out of this at the dinner table.
我们要么等他们姗姗来迟赴宴 Well, we either wait for them to show up
要么等他们从里面出来 Or wait for them to come out of there.
先生 告诉你朋友 Hey, mister, tell your friend
我想用大麻换他一根烟 I'll trade him a joint for a cigarette.
你免费拿去吧 You can have one for free.
不用 我只想确保你们不是警察 No, I just wanted to make sure you guys weren't cops.
能帮我点上吗 Can you light this for me?
那边就有个警察呢 There's a cop right over there.
他无所谓 He's cool.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
他们不会管的 They're cool.
看起来可不像 They don't look cool.
你们两个来这里干嘛 What are you two doing here?
办公事 We're here on business.
什么公事 What kind of business.
关于广告的 Advertising.
像《家有仙妻》那种吗 Like "Bewitched"?
《家有仙妻》里的人物
你是杜伍德 他是克拉维茨先生 You're Durwood and he's Mr. Kravitz.
你真的想要吗 Are you sure you want to?
已经太久没有过了 It's been too long.
我以为你就想这样呢 I thought that's what you wanted.
你知道谁那话儿最大吗 You know who has the best stuff?
查尔登·海斯顿 Charlton Heston.
他是谁 Who's that?
我们去他家拜访 他光着身子就出来了 We went to his house, he came out naked.
他十分英俊帅气 He's a very good-looking man.
如果我也像他那样 肯定也不爱穿衣服 I guess if I looked like that, I would be naked a lot, too.
老实说 他当时可能不知道我们到了 In fairness, I don't think he knew we were there.
那是个临时的会议 It was kind of an impromptu meeting.
我们想让他给维克药业的软膏产品广告配音 We wanted him to be the voice of vaporub.
是吧 是不是很合适 Right? Wouldn't that be perfect?
她刚说了她不认识他 She just said she doesn't know who he is.
快来 他让我们进了 Come on, they're letting us in.
我告诉他们你是大人物 I told them how important you are.
谢谢 Thank you.
只能哈罗德一个人去 No, just Harold.
-你跟他们说我是谁了 -去就是了 -Who'd you tell 'em I was? -Just go!
嘿 他是带我混进去 不是你 Hey, he's getting me in, not you.
我让他们来请你进去 I'll send for you.
她很在行嘛 She knows what she's doing.
你真的以为滚石乐队会帮你做电视广告 You really think you're gonna get the Rolling Stones to do a tv ad?
他们在英国就拍过麦片广告 They did one for cereal in England.
那肯定是很久以前了 It must have been a long time ago.
3年前 It was three years ago.
那会儿你才多大 11岁吗 When you were probably, what, 11?
你从电影里学来的吗 You see someone do that in a movie?
你应该放松一点 You need to relax.
你为什么这么喜欢滚石乐队 So what do you like so much about the Rolling Stones?
你带我去后台见到他们 就知道了 Why don't you get me backstage and you'll see.
你听他们唱歌 是什么感觉 What do you feel when you hear them?
布莱恩·琼斯 Brian Jones.
他就像诗人一样 He's a troubadour.
所以你是觉得浪漫了 So you feel romantic.
你怎么像心理医生一样 God, you're like a psychiatrist.
你对心理医生知道多少 What do you know about psychiatrists?
你有名片什么的吗 Do you have a business card or something
我去试试拿给门卫看 I could try on the doorman?
我来做早餐 I'll make breakfast.
如果 如果 如果 If, if, if.
其实 我也饿了 You know what? I am hungry.
对不起 宝贝儿 I'm so sorry, sweetheart.
你觉得他们会来吗 So what do you think? They gonna show?
别老盯着表看了 Stop looking at your watch.
他们该来的时候自然就来了 They're gonna come when they come.
等他们从那个走廊走下来 They're gonna come right down that hallway
我要像杰克·鲁比那样跳到布莱恩身上 And I'm gonna jump on Brian like Jack Ruby.
[杀害肯尼迪凶杀案疑犯奥斯瓦的人]
你期望发生什么 And what do you expect to happen?
我能进他们的更衣间 I'll get into that dressing room
注视着他给吉他调音 And I'm gonna stare at him while he tunes his guitar.
他会从房间那头看着我 He'll see me from across the room.
我是珍小姐 他会注意到的 I'm Lady Jane. He'll know that.
然后呢 Then what are you gonna do?
不知道 他想干什么我都愿意 I don't know. Whatever he wants.
你觉得他会想干什么 And what do you think he wants?
你们总不想我们愉快享受 None of you want any of us to have a good time
因为你们从未享受过 just 'cause you never did.
不 我们是担心你 No, we're worried about you.
搞定了 搞定了 Got it! I got it!
他们答应了 They want to do it.
我从未见过有人像他们那样兴奋 I have never seen people more excited.
等等 你见到他们了 Wait, you met them?
他们来了 他们来了 They're here. They're here.
滚石乐队在这里 The stones are here!
你是和谁谈的 Who were you talking to?
他们唱出的歌声都跟滚石乐队一模一样 They even sounded just like them when they were singing.
他们为我演奏 They played for me.
对不起我搞砸了 唐 I'm sorry I failed, Don.
我们明天再试试 去阿斯伯里帕克 We can try again tomorrow. Asbury Park?
算了 经纪人根本不把我们当回事 Forget it. Manager looked right through us.
最后一个你要吗 You want the last one?
20个就剩1个了吗 There were 20.
我还以为你是帮家人买的 I thought you were getting it for your family.
算了 让他们自己买吧 You know what? Let them get their own.
你带回家一袋子吃的 他们立刻开吃 You bring home a bag of food and they go at it,
完全没有你的份 倒不如先喂饱自己 And there's nothing left for you. Eat first.
那就是我总结出的忠告 That's my recommendation
献给那些即将结婚或为人父母之人 to people who say they're getting married and having kids
先喂饱自己 Eat first.
你真的不吃吗 Sure you don't want it?
哈里 快下车吧 Harry, you have to go.
再让我坐一小会儿 Just let me sit here for a second.
我该回家了 I have to get home.
唐 那些小妮子 Those girls, Don.
那些小妞 Those young girls.
她们真的太欢乐了 They are so much fun.
一个个都很开心 一个个都在嗑药 Everybody's having fun. They're all on drugs.
你才嗑药了吧 You're on drugs.
你跟信风乐队签了合同 You signed the trade Winds.
他们是什么货色 Who the hell are they?
赶快进去吧 Just go inside.
我们怎么跟雷蒙德交差 What are we gonna tell Raymond?
就说滚石乐队不适合亨氏的广告 That the Rolling Stones aren't good for Heinz.
他女儿说不定就想见见偶像呢 His daughter just probably wanted to meet them.
滚石乐队也不适合他女儿 I don't think they're good for her, either.
我不能把纸袋拿上去 I'm gonna leave the bag.
詹妮弗要我节食的 Jennifer has me on a diet.
-我们以后可以继续这样 -再见 哈里 -We should do this again. -Bye, Harry.
我已经尽量多等你了 不过我们真的该走了 Waited as long as I could, but we've got to go.
真的 Really?
陪滚石喝多了吗 Drink too much with the Stones?
不 压根儿没见着他们 No, we didn't get to meet them.
你可以慢慢告诉我 Well, you'll have plenty of time to tell me.
反正到火岛的路长着呢 It takes forever to get to fire island.
贝蒂打电话来了吗 Did Betty call?
没 走吧 No. Let's go.
梅根 Megan.
怎么 What?
我有件事要告诉你 I have to tell you something.
出什么事了 What happened?
是贝蒂 It's Betty.
她可能病了 病得很重 She might be sick. Really sick.
什么 What?
医生说有肿瘤 They found a tumor.
太不幸了 That's terrible.
你之前怎么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
我不知道你会作何反应 I didn't know how you'd react.
什么 我还能高兴不成 What, did you think I'd be happy?
我也不知道我之前是怎么想的 I don't know what I thought.
但是我确定她不想让你知道 I just knew she wouldn't want you to know.
那肯定会对我有影响 Well, it affects me.
也有可能根本没有任何病 There's a possibility that it's nothing.
可如果确诊了 我们就要一起面对 And if it's something, we'll deal with it.
你知道我很爱萨丽 而且 You know I love Sally, and I...
别 别 我不想讨论这个话题 No, no, no. I don't want to have that conversation.
好 那我们出发吧 Great. Then let's go.
你的箱子放在梳妆台上了 Your trunk's on the dresser.
不行 No.
我真的做不到 I just can't.
梅根 你才26岁 Megan, you are 26 years old.
所以我就不明白死亡吗 So I don't understand death?
你昨天晚上去演唱会我都能理解 I understand you went to that concert last night,
现在去看看我的朋友们就不合适了吗 But it's suddenly too overwhelming when we're supposed to go see my friends.
来吧 Come on.
你也做不了什么 There's nothing you can do.
没事的 It's okay.
"吞"云"吐"雾烟散尽 红颜迷醉一缕香
广告词写得很撩人嘛 This is very provocative.
那个 我在看电影的时候想到的 Oh, that one. I was at the movies.
不是电影 我当时在时代广场看表演 Well, not the movies. I was in times square at a peep show.
我们不等等罗杰吗 Shouldn't we wait for Roger?
等他干什么 For what?
他连重大会议都不露脸 He doesn't even come to the meetings that are important.
继续 Go on.
那里有他简历 There's a resume in there.
好 Okay.
你在恒美广告公司做过很长时间 So you were at Needham for a long time
在其他地方也有短期工作经验 And a lot of other places for a short time.
我已经和所有证明人核实过了 I checked his references thoroughly
否则我不会让他通过第一轮面试的 or I wouldn't have brought him in.
你能让他说话吗 Would you let him talk?
我有点儿固执 不过如果你是我上司 I'm opinionated, but I know if you were my boss,
我完全可以做到绝对服从 "好的 唐" I would have no problem saying, "Okay, Don."
除非你希望我叫您"德雷柏先生" Unless you want me to call you "Mr. Draper."
我的前任上司就喜欢正式点的称呼 I worked for someone like that.
是科克·维特比吗 Kirk Whitby?
我不会说的 I'm not gonna say.
您也不会愿意我满纽约宣扬你的秘密的 You wouldn't want me running all over town telling your secrets.
我也不愿意你在我背后嘀咕抱怨 Well, I wouldn't want you grumbling behind my back, either.
您说得对 我不该提那个的 You're right. I shouldn't have said that.
我只是想博您一笑 I just wanted to make you smile.
我实话实说吧 I'll be honest.
我对您的崇拜始自您致烟草商的那封信 I've admired you since the letter.
那简直是我读过最逗趣的东西了 I thought it was the funniest thing I ever read.
实际上 我只要一说 那封信 And the fact that I can say "the letter"
大家都知道我在夸您的大作 and everyone knows what I'm talking about.
我真的很想成为这里的一员 I just want to be a part of this place.
我觉得贵公司正在上升期 I think it's on the way up.
您和玛格丽特对比的话 Between you and Margaret...
我认为她更幽默一些 She's very interesting.
我相信我已经说得很清楚了 您也是 And I think I made it clear, so are you.
很高兴能跟你交流 迈克 Pleasure to meet you, Michael.
干得不错 Good work.
谢谢 Thanks.
你该不是只挑了最帅的一个吧 Promise me you didn't just hire the handsomest one.
有别的吩咐吗 Anything else?
给他安排一下 让他跟莱恩谈待遇吧 Get him set up and let him haggle with Lane.
罗杰 看来你已经见过金斯伯格先生了 Roger, I see you've met Mr. Ginsberg.
是啊 刚发现我们都很想 Yeah, turns out we both have a dream
往窗外扔点东西 of throwing something through this window.
怎么样 How'd it go?
很好 Good.
看吧 我真为你自豪 See? I'm proud of you.
金斯伯格先生 请跟我来 Mr. Ginsberg, follow me.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
我有时候会忍不住抱怨 My stomach grumbles sometimes
听起来可能会像粗口 and it can sound like the F word.
我第一次见到你时 觉得你脑子不正常 You know, I thought you were crazy when I met you,
你刚刚再次证明了那一点 and you have confirmed it
你在他面前和在我面前的表现完全不一样 by not acting the way that you acted with me.
不是你让我改的吗 You told me not to act that way.
你的性格自控能力吓着我了 And the fact that you can control it really scares me.
我没通过吗 So I'm not getting the job?
不 你明天开始上班 No, you start tomorrow.
我真想把你抱起来 I would like to pick you up
然后转上几圈 and spin you around right now,
但是我怕别人误会我被你潜规则了 But I don't want people to think that's how I got the job.
看到你如此兴奋我也很高兴 I'm glad that you're excited.
来 为我骄傲吧 我很需要 Come on, be proud of me. I need it.
你是这世上唯一在乎我得到这份工作的人 Nobody in the world cares I got the job but you.
那我很开心 Then I'm happy.
真让人难以置信 I can't believe this.
你应该去工作的 You should have just gone in work.
别这样 Come on.
要我把电视关小点吗 Do you want me turn down the TV?
不要紧 我是亨利·弗朗西斯 It's fine. Henry Francis.
告诉吉姆 市长大人不会去密歇根的 Well, tell Jim his honor's not going to Michigan.
因为罗伊就是个小丑 Because Roey's a clown.
我不想他站在他旁边 And I don't want him standing next to him.
因为他手上管着一整个城市 Because he got a city to run.
我们以后再说吧 Can we talk later?
弗朗西斯府邸 Francis residence.
我是贝蒂 This is Betty.
好 Okay.
好的 Okay.
对 Yes.
谢谢您这么快告诉我结果 Thank you for getting back to me so quickly.
好的 Okay.
再见 Good-bye.
是良性的 It's benign.
我就知道 I knew it.
我真高兴 I'm so happy.
你没事了 You're okay, you know.
我感觉就像刚从远方归来 I feel like I just got off a boat from China.
听着 一切都很好 Hey, everything's okay.
当然 很好 No, it's good.
很好 It's good.
经历一场虚惊 最后发现 It's nice to be put through the wringer and find out
自己只是太胖 I'm just fat.
贝蒂 别这样 Betty, come on.
你只是太累了 You're exhausted.
我确实很胖 是吧 That's what it is, isn't it?
我不知道该怎么说 I don't know how many ways to tell you,
但我没觉得你胖 but I don't see it.
我知道 I know.
因为你妈妈有肥胖症 Your mother's obese.
嘿 听我说 Hey. Listen to me.
我觉着这是上天的眷顾 I feel like I've been given a gift.
就像吝啬鬼见到自己的墓碑 Like scrooge seeing his tombstone.
上帝啊 事情有可能会糟糕透顶 Oh, my god, this is what it could be.
但现在不会了 But it's not gonna be.
周六晚上真有意思 Saturday night was fun.
好吧 Okay.
今天我请诸位前来 I'd like to say that I've gathered you all here
是为了提醒大家 曾经的公司有多小 so you may remember how small this agency once was.
莫霍克航空决定重回斯库德普广告公司 Mohawk Airlines has chosen to return to Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.
现在 我很高兴经过我长期的努力 Now, now. I'm just pleased that after a long effort
我终于签下他们 I was able to sign them.
我还雇佣了一位新文案 I've also hired a new copywriter
希望在大家的帮助下共创辉煌 and look forward to great success with your help.
还有 当然 Oh, and, of course,
斯特林先生将处理日常杂务 Mr. Sterling will be handling the day to day.
但不必担心 But rest-assured,
有我统筹全局 everything he knows I'll know.
你打算用飞机头来开瓶盖吗 You gonna break that over its nose?
忘记我之前说过的话 Forget everything I said before.
什么 Excuse me?
那是我雇的最后一个家伙 That's the last guy I hired.
罗杰 Roger.
什么 What?
小混蛋大摇大摆夺走了我的功劳 Little prick dangled it in front of me and took it away.
确实很无礼 It was disrespectful.
我以前挺喜欢那孩子 You know, I used to love that kid.
我会拉着他的手 帮他荡秋千 I would hold his hand and help him up on the swing set.
他长大了 He grew up.
你还指望什么呢 What did you expect?
我厌倦了 唐 I'm tired of it, Don.
我不想再去费力证明我在这里还有价值 I'm tired of trying to prove I still have any value around here.
我已经倦于挂在窗台上 I'm exhausted from hanging onto the ledge
让一个小孩踩着我的指头 and having some kid's foot on my fingertips.
我放弃 Bombs away.
贝蒂得了癌症 Betty has cancer.
真的吗 Really?
我不确定 I don't know.
她们正在等检查结果 They're waiting on tests.
那我这事根本不算什么 Well, that would solve everything.
要我打个电话疏通一下关系吗 You want me to make a call?
她应该已经知道结果了 She probably knows already.
需要打电话的人是我 I'm the one that has to call.
她很坚强 She's a fighter.
得了吧 Come on.
想象一下孩子没有母亲陪伴成长 I just imagine them growing up without a mother.
我就没有 I never had one.
梅根会尽力而为 但孩子们自己怎么办 Megan will try, but what are they gonna do?
那会有怎样的结果 How does that end up?
面对真正的生老病死 Actual life and death.
我早放弃了 I've given up on that.
我不能那样 I can't do that.
什么时候一切才能回到正常呢 When is everything gonna get back to normal?
亨利·弗朗西斯 Henry Francis.
你好 亨利 我是唐 Hi, Henry. It's Don.
你好 唐 Hello, Don.
我... I, uh...
想知道... wanted to know if there was
贝蒂的结果出来没有 any news about Betty.
我不知道她告诉你... I didn't realize she--
她很好 已经确定无碍了 She's fine. She's out of the woods.
真是好消息 Well, that's great news.
没错 我们正在忙着准备晚饭 It is. You know, we're about to put supper on the table.
不耽误你时间了 I'll let you go.
是谁 Who was it?
谁也不是 Nobody.
贝蒂没事了 Betty's fine.
我很高兴 I'm glad to hear it.
你真是个乐天派 You're such an optimist.
她不过是找个借口你打电话而已 She just needs to have something to call you about.
带你去吃晚饭 Take you to dinner?
当然 Sure.
皮特·福克斯死了 Pete Fox died.
享年才57岁 57 years old for crying out loud.
我不知道他是谁 I don't know who that is, pop.
红袜队 Red Sox.
右外场球员 Right field he played.
我找到工作了 I got the job.
没想到啊 You don't say.
你想吃什么 What do you want to eat?
我想吃什么 What do I want to eat?
你应该带美女回来 You should get girls.
一老一小 An old one and a young one.
我买了黑面包和农家干酪 I got rye bread and some farmer cheese.
看着我 Look at me.
你干什么 What are you doing?
别这样 Come on.
愿主祝福保佑汝[希伯来语] Yivorekhekhaw Adonai v'yishm'rekhaw.
愿主荣光照耀汝 Yo'ayr Adonai pawnawv aylekhaw vikhoonekhaw.
愿主宠幸于汝 Yisaw Adonai pawnav aylekhaw
令汝内心静寂 v'yasaym l'khaw shalom.
你不喜欢吗 Don't you like it?
很好吃 It's good.
不准备吃完吗 Aren't you going to finish?
我饱了 I'm full.
我能看电视吗 Can I watch TV?
去吧 Go ahead.