Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
你吃掉我那包紫罗兰糖了吗 Did you eat my pack of Violet Candy?
什么 What?
紫色和银色相间的 It's purple and silver.
唐有一次创意展示前给我的 Don gave it to me before a presentation once.
没有 No.
我需要它 I need it.
那就再买一条 So you'll buy another one.
那不一样 That's not the same.
别那么迷信 Don't be such a strict catholic.
我再买一条 连着我的祝福一并送给你 I'll buy one for you and I'll say a brucha.
今天晚上我们一起去看那部弱智电影怎么样 How about tonight we go see that stupid movie
讲一个男的在非洲被捕杀 《裸杀万里追》 about the guy being hunted in Africa? "The naked prey."
再说吧 艾博 I don't know, Abe.
你真能经受住裸体柯纳·王尔德的诱惑 You're gonna resist the chance to see Cornel Wilde naked?
我听说他有和蟒蛇的打戏 感觉挺色情的 I heard he wrestles a boa constrictor. Sounds pretty dirty.
我现在脑中全是创意展示 I can't think beyond my presentation.
你总有借口 There's always special circumstances.
不是这样 That's not true.
我已经在亨氏上花了好几个月 I've been working on Heinz for months.
你知道你想要什么吗 You know what you want?
你想把我带去上班 You want to take me to work with you
忙的时候就撂一边 无聊了才来把玩 and stick me in a drawer and open it whenever you get bored.
好啊 你想分手吗 Fine. You don't want to see each other anymore?
天呐 Jesus!
你怎么总喜欢火上浇油 You always want to push the button on the whole thing.
我大老远跑过来和你做爱 I come all the way up here to make love.
有一半时间你根本不想做 Half the time you don't want to
但还是为了敷衍我 硬着头皮做了 and then you just do it to get it over with.
我只是刚下班很累 It's just hard when I come right from work.
回到家我想缓一缓 I need a second when I walk in the door.
你和我爸口气一模一样 You sound like my dad.
好吧 Fine.
我们去看电影 但是 We'll go to the movies. I just
我不能保证不分心 can't promise that my mind won't be elsewhere.
你就没有不分心的时候 Your mind is always elsewhere.
你为什么非要这时候跟我吵 Why are you doing this right now?
大部分男人根本懒得吵 Most men wouldn't even have this conversation.
他们直接就走了 They'd just leave.
他们为什么那么做 And why would they do that?
我是你男朋友 不是研究小组 I'm your boyfriend, not a focus group.
祝你今天倒霉至极 Have a shitty day.
我不太方便 周五可以吗 I don't know. Can't you make it till Friday?
因为今天不合适 Because today is not a good day.
我们一直在兜圈子 This conversation went in a circle
现在又说回来了 and we're back where we started.
回答是"不行" The answer is no.
好 我也是 Yeah, me, too.
我刚经历了同样的对话 I just had the same conversation.
不 我觉得不一样 因为你的是私人对话 No, I think they were different because yours was private.
抱歉我来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
城里根本没地方上厕所 There's no place to pee in this city.
她也才来 She just got here.
那你干嘛给我脸色看 Then why are you giving me a hard time?
刚刚在楼外遇见了特好笑的事 We had the funniest thing outside our building.
一群背着背包的学生 A bunch of students with backpacks
问我们百老汇怎么走 asked us how to get to Broadway.
那有什么好笑的 What's so funny about that, Jethro?
像广告招募一样 It's like the campaign.
我们完全可以在那里选演员 We could have cast it right there and then.
梅根 能跟你说句话吗 Megan, can I have a moment?
好的 Oh, uh, sure.
她现在连选角也要参加吗 She goes to casting now?
是吧 I guess so.
她和当年资历尚浅的我是一样的 She's kind of been my junior on this.
昨天晚上我请一个大胸美女吃饭 I was buying dinner last night for this large-breasted girl
她叫莎乐美 一边看菜单 who calls herself Salome, and she's looking at the menu,
[摩西婆婆 美国画家 因其简单而又多彩的乡村风景画而著名]
一边嘲笑摩西婆婆的画 简直是搞笑极了 ridiculing this Grandma Moses drawing and she's balls-out funny.
但是我没怎么理她 因为我脑中一直在想 But I ignore her because all I can think of is
自己永远无法画得和照片一样真实 I'll never be able to draw as well as a photograph.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
我已经无法承受另一个末日预兆了 I couldn't take one more omen of doom.
抱歉 我们不能参加创意展示了 I'm sorry. We're gonna have to miss the presentation.
我们要去纽约北部的霍华德·强森酒店 We have to head upstate for Howard Johnson's.
真的 Really?
你是主要负责人 You're running the show.
我在不在有什么区别 How does me sitting there change anything?
霍华德·强森酒店呢 Howard Johnson's, huh?
我喜欢那里的色调 氛围 I love the colors, the atmosphere,
蛤也很好吃 The clams.
她还从没去过那呢 She's never been to one.
实在不好意思 I'm really sorry.
没事 我们几个搞的定 No, we have all your work, I guess.
我路上会打电话回来的 拿上你的东西 I'll check in from the road. Get your stuff.
祝你们展示成功 Um, break a leg.
这下可麻烦大了 Well, that's a disaster.
别听他胡说 Don't listen to him.
那说明唐对你有信心 That's a vote of confidence.
给我来支烟 Give me one of those.
原始的火焰点燃了 The fire is primal.
画面上的孩子 都只身前来 These kids, they all come there alone,
围坐成一圈 and gathered in a circle,
突然间都产生一种亲密归属感 they suddenly feel included.
他们安全地在野外享受轻松的时光 They're safe from whatever is out there
夜晚和黑暗丝毫不具危险性 in the night, in the darkness.
在那个夏末的凉爽夜晚 It's the beans that brought them together
是豆子把他们聚在了一起 on that cool night at the end of the summer.
有亨氏的地方
就有家的味道
"有亨氏的地方 就有家的味道" "Home is where the Heinz is."
我希望有人在吃着豆子 I wish someone was eating beans.
那家伙在吃 That guy is.
我上次的确说要用大学生 I did ask for college students.
我知道 雷蒙德 I know that, Raymond.
您的每一个要求 我们都会尽力做到 And we want you to have everything you asked for.
能不能别再总记下我的要求 Well, stop writing down what I asked for
而是去揣摩我的心思 and try to figure out what I want.
雷蒙德 你刚才的表情我看到了 Raymond, I saw you when she was talking.
那创意绝对勾起了你的思绪 You were off somewhere.
那广告确实令人动容 It's very sentimental.
我有类似的回忆 I have that memory.
我会被打动 但孩子们不会 That's for me. That's not for kids.
孩子当然也有回忆 Kids have memories.
用亨氏让家充满温馨的家庭主妇们也是 And so do the homemakers who make a home with Heinz.
雷蒙德 感受到她满腔的激情了吗 Raymond, can you see how passionate she is?
摄影技术会完美捕捉到他们的表情 Photography will really capture the fun on their faces.
还有那满面红光 And the glow.
这则广告唐通过了吗 Did Don sign off on this?
唐对这则广告很满意 Don loves this work.
或许唐也搞不懂你到底要什么 Maybe Don doesn't understand what you wanted either.
先别急着替唐表态 Let's not speak for Don.
很抱歉 我不像你们这么擅长舞文弄墨 I'm sorry. I'm not a word person like you people.
您过谦了 Sure, you are.
你最擅长的就是说"我不喜欢那个创意" And your words are always "I don't like it."
你说的的确没错 我们的确无法理解你 And I think you're right. We don't understand you.
其实你是喜欢这创意的 Because you do like it.
你就是爱和别人对着干罢了 I think you just like fighting.
佩奇 你想太多了 Peggy, you're being oversensitive.
你知道来此审核创意的客户 Do you know how often people come in here
有几个能真正理解创意火花的 and look at work and feel something?
凤毛麟角 Almost never.
你必须采用这则广告 You have to run with this.
它青春洋溢 充满诗意 It's young and it's beautiful.
不会有人能想到这样来展现你的破豆子 And no one else is gonna figure out how to say that about beans.
她真是让人难以置信 Can you believe this girl?
我不清楚 你觉得呢 I don't know. Can you?
小姐 算你走运 我有个女儿 Miss, you're lucky that I have a daughter
不然我不会这么通情达理 or I wouldn't be so understanding.
雷蒙德 他们只是有点受挫 Raymond, they're frustrated,
但并非已经无计可施 But they're not through.
我也有点受挫 I'm frustrated, too.
我想已经很接近了 It's close, I guess.
绝对很接近了 It's damn close.
不如晚上我们一起吃顿饭吧 Why don't just you and I have dinner tonight?
找地方去看场戏 换换心情 Maybe take in a show? Take your mind off things?
试试也无妨 You can try.
我真是服了你了 I've got to admire you.
刚才那一出 真是彻头彻尾的自讨苦吃 That was a completely suicidal move.
女人最惯常的应该是去迎合 Women usually want to please.
把"聊天豆"的草图拿来给我 Give me sketches of the talking beans.
对白我重新写 I'll write new dialogue.
亨氏广告案你别插手了 You're off the business.
他说什么了 What'd he say?
他说禁止你参与此广告案 He said you're off the business.
今天大家都有活动呢 Everyone has somewhere to go today.
我要去看电影 I'm going to the movies.
很好 Very good.
电影[生来自由]
有一只狠狠地抓了山姆一下 One of them gave sam a first-class scratch.
真不好惹 是吧 Not very good-tempered, are they?
换做你饿了 估计也这德性 Well, neither are you when you're hungry.
我想你还没给它们喂食吧 I don't suppose you've fed them.
是的 的确还没 No, I can't say I have.
我走之前 你也没帮我挤点狮奶 You didn't pack any lion's milk for me before I left.
你又没吩咐过我 You didn't ask me.
天啊亲爱的 God, my darling...
在影院吸大麻会惹出麻烦的 You're going to get in trouble.
要来点吗 Want some?
好啊 管他呢 Sure. What the hell.
吃点吧 Come on.
它们怎么就不吃呢 But why don't they?
上次喂它们至少也是两天前的事了啊 It's at least two days since they've eaten.
-这样会饿死的 -我知道 -They'll just die. -Yes, I know.
估计是配料出问题了 我们配得不对 It must be the formula. We haven't hit on it yet.
要再多试几次了 We'll just have to try again.
对 我们继续研究 Right, back to the drawing board.
-几号配方 -13号 -Formula... -13.
乔治 我想到了鱼肝油 Oh, George, I've just been thinking about the cod-liver oil.
她一个人扛不住的 She's not gonna make it out there on her own.
-嘘 -你声音太大了 -Shh. -You've got to keep it down.
好吧 Okay.
你都不揪心吗 Aren't you worried?
不会有什么事的 It'll turn out all right.
那天晚上 我们体会到作为父母 That evening, we suffered all the agony of parents
等待女儿第一次约会回来的急切心情了 whose teenage daughter is out on her first date.
不 No.
看你的电影 Just watch the movie.
我们第二天回来只发现了艾尔莎 We returned the next day only to find Elsa
两只小狮子和它的食物都不见了 minus both the young lion and her food.
我说了几百遍了我会过来 I told you a dozen sometimes I was coming in.
但是我拒绝了 你不可以来 And I said no, you're not coming in.
你是不是不想我来看你 'Cause you don't want I should see you?
你不是回家就能见到我吗 You see me at home, for Christ's sake.
我睡觉你都盯着看 You stare at me when I'm sleeping.
反正我也不是来看你的 Eh, I don't want to see you anyway.
-我只是来借用复印机的 -做什么 -I just want to use the photocopy. -For what?
我在做我的项目 I'm building my case.
又那么巧 Again?
这位是 Who's this?
我是佩奇·奥尔森 金斯伯格的同事 I'm Peggy Olson. I work with Ginsberg.
我是他父亲 Well, I'm the original.
好了好了 该上床睡觉了 Okay. Ahem. It's bedtime.
奥尔森小姐 Miss Olson.
-几点了 -8:30了 -What time is it? -It's 8:30.
德雷柏先生来电话了 Mr. Draper's on the phone.
我就在这里接 你去忙吧 I'll take it in here. You can go.
晚安 Good night.
喂 Hello.
唐恩没有接到电话 你接到了吗 Dawn didn't get any calls. Did you get any calls?
什么电话 About what?
有人给你打电话吗 Has anyone called you?
没有 I don't think so.
好吧 Oh, okay.
听着 亨氏广告搞砸了 Listen, it didn't go well.
我得挂了 I've got to go.
全部责任由我承担 I take full responsibility.
喂 Hello?
你怎么不告诉我你有家人 Why didn't you tell me you had a family?
你父亲人不错 Your father's nice.
他不是我亲生父亲 He's not my real father.
大家都不理解 People don't understand.
你是被领养的吗 Are you adopted?
实际上 我是火星来的 Actually, I'm from Mars.
你不相信我也没关系 It's fine if you don't believe me,
但我就从那儿来的 but that's where I'm from.
我是如假包换的火星人 I'm a full-blooded Martian.
别紧张 我们对征服地球没兴趣 Don't worry. There's no plot to take over earth.
我们只是被迫背井离乡 We're just displaced.
好吧 Okay.
我听得出来你不相信我 没关系 I can tell you don't believe me. That's okay.
我们对外保密 We're a big secret.
他们甚至想把我蒙在鼓里 They even tried to hide it from me.
那个人 我父亲 That man, my father,
说我出生在集中营里面 told me a story I was born in a concentration camp,
但你知道那是不可能的 but you know that's impossible.
我从来没见过我母亲 And I never met my mother
因为她死在了集中营 because she supposedly died there.
真是好借口 That's convenient.
然后莫里斯就在一家瑞典孤儿院发现了我 Next thing I know, Morris there finds me in a Swedish orphanage.
我那时候5岁 我还记得 I was five. I remember it.
难以置信 That's incredible.
是啊 Yeah.
然后我收到了一条讯息 And then I got this one communication.
一个命令 A simple order.
留在那 不要试图回来 Stay where you are.
还有其他跟你一样的人吗 Are there others like you?
不知道 I don't know.
我从来没找到过 I haven't been able to find any.
喂 Hello?
嗨 是我 Hi. It's me.
在公司吗 You at work?
没有 回家了 No, I'm home.
过来吧 Come up here.
你终于需要我了 You need me, huh?
我一直需要你 I always need you.
怎么了 What happened?
今天在公司听了一个有史以来最怪的故事 This guy told me the strangest thing at work today.
怎么 Yeah?
他说他出生在集中营里 He said he was born in a concentration camp.
但那是不可能的 对吧 But that's impossible, right?
也有先例 It happened.
过来吧 Come up here.
好 Okay.
快 Hurry.
我等下进去会关上门 I'm going to go in there and sit down with the door closed.
唐来的时候记得按铃 And I want you to buzz me when he comes in.
他一个人来就一声 和他妻子就两声 One buzz for Don, two buzzes for Mr. And Mrs.
-谁死了 -我们翘班吧 -Who died? -Let's play hooky.
要关门吗 Should I close the door?
记得双面铝业公司的单子吗 Remember when we used to represent double-sided aluminum?
我记得双胞胎 还有医院 I remember twins and a hospital.
不是那个 Not that part.
鲍勃·霍泽特去了霍华德·强森酒店 Bob Whozit's moved over to Howard Johnson's
帮他们挑选新模特 to help them with their new models.
那来一场彻底放纵 So how about a completely debauched
纸醉金迷的潇洒之旅如何 and unnecessary fact-finding boondoggle
就在纽约普拉茨堡的旗舰酒店等着你 to the flagship in plattsburgh, New York?
离风光旖旎的普莱西德湖只有一小时路程 Just an hour from scenic Lake Placid.
开玩笑呢吧 Are you kidding me?
你听说过那些农夫女儿的事迹吗 Did you ever hear the one about the farmer's daughter?
全是在这里发生的 This is where it all takes place.
不去 No.
唐 拜托 Don, come on.
我一个人看起来就像逃离精神病院的疯子 Alone, I'm an escapee from some expensive mental institution.
但如果我们一起 But the two of us,
就是帅气多金的风流兄弟 we're a couple of rich, handsome perverts.
我喜欢霍华德·强森酒店 I love Howard Johnson's.
我们尽量去那里 We'll try and stop by.
那里离蒙特利尔只有一个小时车程吧 I think Montreal is an hour away.
听着 去那的目的就是要忘掉她 Look, the whole point of going is to forget about her.
我本来要和简的傲慢朋友们吃晚餐 I mean, I'm supposed to have dinner with Jane's snooty friends,
[真姓Wright 美国建筑师 曾将作品画在宣纸（rice paper）上]
听他们讨论弗兰克·劳埃德·赖斯 sit around talking about Frank Lloyd Rice.
我总这么说 她们恨死了 I always say it that way. They hate it.
这样吧 You know what?
我带梅根去 I'm gonna take Megan.
不是吧 Really?
你可以带简一起来 You can bring Jane.
梅根和谁都合得来 Megan gets along with everyone.
你真会说笑 算了 You're very funny. Forget it.
新婚燕尔 Newlyweds.
我把那人的名字告诉唐恩 I'll give Dawn the guy's name.
唐恩 帮我推掉这周末所有的安排 Dawn, I need you to get me out of everything through the weekend.
真是个蠢主意 It was a dumb idea.
-梅根 能跟你说句话吗 -好的 -Megan, can I have a moment? -Sure.
-你不说点什么吗 -说什么 -You're not gonna say anything? -What?
我夸你今天很漂亮 I said you look nice
我还说我不想来这儿 and I said I don't want to do this.
那你想做什么 Well, what do you want to do?
想回家脱了衣服 冲着电视嚷嚷 Go home, open your vest and yell at the TV
接下来20年都那样过吗 请便 for the next 20 years? Go ahead.
老天 God.
好吧 对不起 主要是我和他们不熟 Okay, I'm sorry. I don't know these people.
我熟 I do.
而且这和他们没关系 And it's not about them.
这对我来说很重要 It's very important to me.
我都不知道说过多少遍了 I don't know how many ways to say it.
我应该穿身更舒服的衣服来 I should have worn something more comfortable.
你看起来真的很美 You really do look great.
关于辨别事物是真理还是谬论的方法的研究 It's the study of the ways that things are true or false.
有些可能是真理 有些必然是真理 Some things are possibly true. Some are necessarily true.
有些曾经是真理 有些某天会成真理 Some used to be true. Some will be true.
有些在这个星球上是真理 其他则不然 Some are true on this planet, but not necessarily others.
所以说没有好坏之分 So there's no good and bad
因为真理是相对的 because the truth is relative?
就算真理是相对的 Even if the truth is what you would call relative,
好坏并不是相对的 Good and bad are not relative.
你的错误在于你认为 Your mistake is that you're assuming
真理就是好的 that because something is true that it's good.
教授一语中的 Professor's got you there.
我认为真理就是好的 因为它真实 I think the truth is good because it's always real
放之四海皆准 on any planet.
我的一些病人 I have patients
花几年时间去寻找他们犯错的动机 who spend years reasoning out their motivation for a mistake.
当他们找到时 And when they find it out,
他们以为自己发现了真理 they think they've found the truth.
没准是发现了 They probably have.
但他们仍会犯同样的错误 And then they go and make the same mistake.
你在说谁 Like who?
凯瑟琳是一些名人的心理医生 Catherine has been the psychiatrist to some celebrities.
所以他们永远不会变好了吗 So they never get better?
我没那么说 我只是说 I didn't say that. I just said that it's a myth
一味探求到底追寻真理 that tracing logic all the way down to the truth
是无法治疗神经衰弱症或其他病症的 is a cure for neurosis or for anything else.
神经衰弱症有办法治愈吗 Is there a cure for neurosis?
用爱就可以 Love works.
不如等我们兴起了 再继续这个话题吧 I say we postpone this conversation until after we turn on.
-好吗 -或者等我们睡着了 -Shall we? -Or after we turn in.
简 亲爱的 准备好了吗 Jane, honey, you ready?
你这是在做什么 What do you think you're doing?
我听完课了 我们准备走吧 I took your college course. I say it's time to hit the sack.
不行 我们要参与这个 No, we're gonna do this.
参与什么 Do what?
我说过了 我们要和他们一起吃迷幻药 I told you, we're going to take L.S.D. with them.
你应该把时间腾出来 You were supposed to clear your schedule.
迷幻药 L.S.D.?
真的吗 Really?
你从来不会认真听我说话对吧 You really are never listening, are you?
-那药会持续多久 -求你了 -How long does it last? -Please.
我不想一个人 I don't want to do this alone.
那对我们会有好处的 It'll be good for us.
好吧 Okay.
照着他们做就行 Just copy what they're doing.
-我想我们该告辞了 -别啊 -I think we are going to go. -Oh, no.
我们玩得很愉快 We had a lovely time.
谁都不用勉强留下来 No one has to stay.
我只想说 All I'll say is that
我已经吃过4次了 I have taken it now four times
感觉一次比一次更美妙 and every experience was more beautiful than the last.
我不吃 我会在旁边指导你们 And I'm not gonna take it. I'll be here to guide you.
我好激动 I'm excited.
老实说 我有点紧张 I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little nervous.
此举是一次自我实现的体验 This is an experience of self-fulfilling prophecy.
你得有点乐天精神 You have to enter into it with a spirit of optimism.
就跟坐船一样 It's like a boat trip.
不能总想着万一沉船了怎么办 You don't cast off thinking about sinking.
何况这艘船状态正好 又风平浪静 And this boat is perfect. And the water is calm.
不 你拿好了 No, you hold on to that.
来吧 Go ahead.
就让它慢慢融化在嘴中 Just let it melt on your tongue.
你不是说我从不带你玩刺激的吗 You always say I never take you anywhere.
我叫罗杰·斯特林 家住纽约市66街31号14A 我服用了致幻剂 请帮帮我
利瑞医生 你的货太没劲了 Well, Dr. Leary, I find your product boring.
唯有认知才能构筑现实 Only awareness can make reality.
唯有现实才能构筑梦幻 And only what's real can become a dream.
只有经过幽暗的梦魇才能到达现实的光明 And only from a dream can you wake to the light.
好吧 Okey-dokey.
那些不是他瞎编的 He's not making this up.
都是西藏诅咒之书的内容 It's from the tibetan book of the damned.
《中阴得度法》 古印度经典 八世纪莲花生时代创作传入西藏
亡者之书 亲爱的 《中阴得度法》是本度亡经 The dead, my dear. "Bardo Thodol" is a guide to dying.
天呐 Oh, my god.
看我的胳膊 Look at my arm.
我还不想死 I don't want to die.
真带感 Some party.
只要你肯相信 不见之物即为亡 All absence is death if we let ourselves know it.
你不是说要有乐天精神吗 Weren't you the one who said we were supposed to think positive?
对 Yes.
罗杰去工作的时候我能感觉到 I feel like that when Roger goes to work.
很小的变化可能不足称道 略显肤浅 A mere change is incremental and shallow.
我就坐在这里听那帮人瞎聊 I'm sitting here listening to these people have a conversation.
跟我一点关系都没有 It has nothing to do with me.
太神奇了 It's incredible.
别照镜子 Don't look in the mirror.
什么 What?
别照镜子 Don't look in the mirror.
-你怎么不早说 -我说了 -Why didn't you tell me that? -I did.
我已经照了 I already looked.
看着我 没事的 Look at me. Everything's okay.
你很好 You are okay.
找你老婆去吧 Now go to your wife.
为什么 Why?
因为她想和你一起面对真相 Because she wants to be alone in the truth with you.
去吧 Just go already.
你哭了 You're crying.
真是... It's so...
实在太完美了 It's perfect here.
我们回家吧 Let's go home.
你在笑什么 Why are you laughing?
你在笑话我吗 Are you laughing at me?
我怎么了 What's wrong with me?
那可是世界棒球职业大赛 It's the World Series.
1919年 黑袜队 1919. The Black Sox.
你当时去看了吗 Were you there?
当然没 不过我现在在看 No, but I'm there.
看那些车 福特T型 福特T型 Look at the cars--Model T, Model T,
福特A型 福特T型 Model A, model T.
我看不见 I can't see it.
几点了 What time is it?
几个数字怎么能囊括时间呢 How could a few numbers contain all of time?
我感觉到你的嘴唇了 I can feel your lips.
-我还在这儿 -我知道 -I'm still here. -I can see you.
-你真漂亮 -你总是这么说 -You're beautiful. -You always say that.
就只有这一句话 It's all you ever say.
我终于明白你的朋友为什么都那么聪明了 Now I know why your friends are so smart.
凯瑟琳不是我朋友 是我的心理医生 Catherine is not my friend. She's my doctor.
我知道 但我不理解 I knew that, but I didn't know it.
有时候我觉得她比你还了解我 Sometimes I think she knows me better than you do.
我想知道吗 Do I want to know?
估计不想 Probably not.
因为我们结束了 Because it's over?
她只是等我说出口而已 She's just waiting for me to say it.
她对我看法怎么样 And what does she think of me?
她以为我在等你先说 She thinks I'm waiting for you to say it.
所以有了今晚这出戏码 是吗 But instead you wrote me this poem tonight, didn't you?
我知道我们会有发展 I knew we were going somewhere
但是我不希望是这样 and I didn't want it to be here.
你跟我一样如释重负吗 Do you feel as relieved as I do?
我现在只想有外遇 All I think about is having an affair.
到处都是外遇 I see them everywhere.
你从来没有出过轨 You never cheated on me?
有过一个吻 There was a kiss.
但被我阻止了 I stopped it.
然后我心里开始责备你 And then I was mad at you,
因为你不懂得感激 that you didn't appreciate it,
虽然你根本不知情 even though you didn't know about it.
他年轻吗 A younger man?
不 罗杰 No, Roger.
我对你一直是真心 That's always been real.
我甚至都不用问你 And I won't even ask about you.
就可以知道 你从没爱过我 I just know for a fact that you did not fall in love.
所以出了什么问题 So what was wrong again?
你不喜欢我 You don't like me.
我以前喜欢的 I did.
真的喜欢过的 I really did.
-天亮了吗 -对 -Is it morning? -Yes.
抱歉我总这么说 但你真的好美 I'm sorry I always say it, but you are so beautiful.
昨晚很美妙 Last night was beautiful.
的确 不是吗 It was, wasn't it?
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
出门 Out the door
坐电梯吧 我猜 and into the elevator, I suppose.
那我呢 What about me?
很明显 你可以慢慢来 You can take your time, obviously.
我觉得我该先去酒店住一段时间 I figured I'd just check into a hotel for a while.
我不想把你赶出去 I don't want to displace you.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我厌恶那些尖叫 争吵和律师 I imagined all the screaming and fighting and lawyers.
想来甚是美好 It's just so beautiful
我们一直如你所愿般 一起面对真实的生活 how we were able to be there together in the truth like you wanted.
-你要离开我吗 -不 -Are you leaving me? -No.
我们要离开对方 就如你说的那样 We're leaving each other just like you said.
-我没说过 -你说了 -I didn't say that. -You did.
你说了很多令人称奇的话语 You said so many amazing things.
你还说了德语 You were speaking German.
我不会德语 I don't know German.
你在引用你父亲的话 You were quoting your father.
那应该是依地语 It must have been Yiddish.
但我当时嗑药了 那明显不是我的本意 But I was on drugs. I obviously didn't mean any of it.
那么你的心理医生也没有说过 So your psychiatrist didn't tell you
你知道我们已经结束 that you knew this was over,
你只是等着我开口而已吗 but you were waiting for me to say it?
我确实那么说了 I did say that.
你说出来是好事 因为我们早已心知肚明 It's good that you did because we both know it.
不 No.
我不知道 I don't know.
你会损失一大笔钱的 It's going to be very expensive.
我知道 I know.
唐恩 帮我推掉这周末所有的安排 Dawn, I need you to get me out of everything through the weekend.
真是个蠢主意 It was a dumb idea.
梅根 能跟你说句话吗 Megan, can I have a moment?
好的 Oh, uh, sure.
听着 纽约州北部有一家霍华德·强森酒店 Listen, there's a Howard Johnson's upstate
他们让我们立刻就去 they want us to visit immediately.
我想我们可以在那里度周末 I thought we'd go and make a long weekend of it.
-那亨氏怎么办 -怎么了 -What about Heinz? -What about it?
没问题的 还记得加利福尼亚吗 It'll be fine. Remember California?
两个宾馆房间 Two hotel rooms.
当然记得 但我们明天去也行 Of course. But we can go tomorrow.
拜托 Come on.
我们现在就去 我们可以的 Let's go right now. We can do this.
我不知道 I don't know.
我是老板 我命令你 I'm the boss. I'm ordering you.
走吧 Come on.
你知道那离我父母只有一个半小时车程吧 You know it's like an hour and a half from my parents.
他们很快会来拜访的 They're coming to visit soon.
我知道 你说的对 I know. You're right.
而且我们今晚不用太忙 And we don't have to work much tonight.
一个叫戴尔的人会给我们皇家级待遇 Someone named Dale is going to give us the royal treatment.
你喜欢冰冻橙果露吗 You like orange sherbet?
我不知道 I don't know.
你从没吃过吗 You've never had it?
那你可要享口福了 You are in for a treat.
听起来不错 Sounds great.
你没事吧 Everything okay?
我只是有点累 I'm just tired.
小憩一会儿 放松 So take a nap. Relax.
当你醒来时 你会有度假一样的感觉 When you wake up, you will feel like you're on vacation.
不如这样吧 You know what?
你继续说说在霍华德·强森酒店的安排 Tell me more about what we're going to be doing in Howard Johnson's
我就能睡着了 so I can get some sleep.
你能把窗户打开吗 Could you open your window?
不知道亨氏广告案怎么样了 佩奇看起来挺紧张 I wonder how Heinz went. Peggy seems nervous.
佩奇知道自己在做什么 Peggy knows what she's doing.
你担心什么 What are you worrying about that for?
我觉得自己好像抛弃了团队 I feel like I abandoned the team.
你因为自己离开 他们要继续工作而难受 You feel bad because you got to take off and they had to work?
我可不 I don't.
当我妻子总会有些好处的 There has to be some advantage to being my wife.
我晚点打电话给佩奇 I'll check in with Peggy later.
好吧 Okay.
他们有室内游泳池 They got an indoor pool.
你带阿卡普尔科的那件泳衣了吗 Did you bring that suit from Acapulco?
我忘了 我走的太急 I forgot. I was rushing.
入住后给你买件新的 我带了我的 We'll get you a new one after we check in. I brought mine.
-德雷柏先生 -叫唐就行 -Mr. Draper? -It's Don.
幸会 这是我妻子梅根 Pleased to meet you. This is my wife Megan.
戴尔·范德伍特 Dale Vanderwort.
若能早点告知 我肯定会铺出橙色地毯的 A little more notice, I would have rolled out the orange carpet.
你们的房间已准备好 I've got your room all set for you.
事实上 我想先吃点东西 Actually, I'd like something to eat and something to drink.
当然 我去给您拿各式美食 Sure, I'm going to bring you a sampling of everything.
您喜欢吃蛤吗 Do you like clams?
我什么都喜欢 I like everything.
我给你买了点东西 I got you something.
我给博比也买了一支 I got one for Bobby
给萨丽买了盒盐水太妃糖 and I got a box of saltwater taffy for Sally.
你给吉恩买了什么 What did you get for Gene?
萨丽会跟他分享的 她也会让博比分享的 Sally will share and she'll make Bobby share.
我就是家里最小的 唐 你不能忘了他 I was the youngest, Don. You can't forget about him.
相信我 他那年纪什么都不懂 Trust me, he won't know the difference.
都没怎么动 有您喜欢的菜吗 Didn't make much of a dent. Anything to your liking?
我们每样都吃了点 We had a little of everything.
要来点甜品吗 Should I bring some desserts?
好啊 来个派吧 Yes, how about some pie?
不 这样吧 No, you know what?
三勺冰冻橙果露 两个勺子 Just three scoops of orange sherbet and two spoons.
装修颜色明亮悦人 The colors are bright and cheerful.
孩子们有糖吃 父母有酒吧 The kids have candy. Full bar for mom and dad.
难道不是个让人开怀的目的地吗 Would you say it's a delightful destination?
这不是目的地 It's not a destination.
只是半路驿站而已 It's on the way to someplace.
也对 是需要开很长时间车 That's true. It's a long car drive.
妈妈应该需要去下洗手间 Mom probably needs to use the restroom.
孩子们可以来这看看 Kids get a look at the place,
让他们能呆得住 force them to stay.
你喜欢工作 可我就不行吗 You like to work, but I can't like to work?
如果对你如此重要 你应该告诉我的 You should have told me if it was so important to you.
-我们不一定要来 -我哪有机会说 -We didn't have to go. -I never got the chance.
当着那么多人的面 多尴尬 It was in front of everyone. And it's embarrassing.
我把你拉出来度假 却毁了一切 I ruined the whole damn thing by pulling you off that crack team.
我是团队的一员 I am on the team.
来了 Here we go.
她从没吃过这个 She's never tried it.
开玩笑的吧 You're kidding.
试试 Try it.
不喜欢 抱歉 Oh, no, sorry.
不是每个人都喜欢 It's not for everybody.
我尝着有股香水味 It tastes like perfume to me.
所以我们有28种口味 That's why we make 28 flavors.
给我来份巧克力味的吧 Can I get a scoop of chocolate?
不是吧 Really?
我不喜欢啊 I don't like it.
你不是故意让我难堪的吗 There's no chance you're trying to embarrass me?
你说得对 不好意思 You're right. I'm--I'm sorry.
太好吃了 Mmm, it's so delicious.
太好吃了 Mm, it's so good.
停下 Stop it.
你怎么回事 What's wrong with you?
抱歉 或许你可以写好日程表 I'm sorry. Maybe you could make up a little schedule
让我知道什么时候是在工作 什么时候是你老婆 so I'll know when I'm working and when I'm your wife.
我实在搞不清楚 It gets so confusing.
我知道 我太坏了 居然让你吃冰淇淋 I know, I'm terrible. Making you eat ice cream.
快打电话给你妈妈 Why don't you call your mother and hurl
像你平常那样用法语大肆抱怨去吧 a string of complaints at her in French like you always do?
-是啊 我整天把你挂嘴边上 -她明明懂英文 -I'm always talking about you. -The woman speaks english.
那你干嘛不打给你妈 Why don't you call your mother?
唐 Don.
别抛下我 Do not walk away from me.
-上车 -不 我在和你说话呢 -Get in the car. -No, I am talking to you.
好吧 那你别上车 Okay, don't get in the car.
走你的吧 Go ahead.
你更关心公路餐厅女服务员的想法 You care more what some truck stop waitress thinks
而不是我的 than what I say.
上车 吃冰淇淋 Get in the car. Eat ice cream.
下班 脱衣服 Leave work. Take off your dress.
遵命 主人 Yes, master.
你敢走开 我在跟你说话 Don't you dare pull away! I'm talking to you.
打扰下 我妻子刚在这里吗 Excuse me. Was my wife just in here?
之前在 She was.
她去哪里了 Where'd she go?
我不知道 I don't know.
去旅馆了吗 To the hotel?
她之前在跟那边的小伙们讲话 She was talking to those fellas over there.
他们都走了 They all left.
一起去了停车场 They went towards the parking lot together.
我还以为她是在找你 I thought she was looking for you.
女洗手间
你真是翻天覆地地找啊 Wow, you're really checking the place out.
给您房间的钥匙 I've got your room key.
需要帮您拎包吗 Do you want help with your bags?
不用 你给我妻子钥匙了吗 No. Did you give my wife a key?
没 还需要把钥匙吗 No. Do you want another key?
不用了 No. I--no.
我有个坏消息 Uh, I have some bad news.
-什么 -游泳池关闭使用了 -What? -We closed the pool.
有孩子在那出了意外 Some kid had an accident.
我发誓这种情况不常见 I swear it doesn't happen a lot.
您已经付过钱了 先生 Oh, you took care of me, sir.
帮我换点硬币好吗 No, can I get some dimes?
您可以用我们这里的电话 Oh, Dale will let you use the phone.
不用了 投币电话就可以 That's okay. Pay phone's fine.
虽然这不关我事 It's none of my business,
但我们这经常有情侣吵架 but couples fight in here all the time.
没必要想得太糟糕 There's no reason to think the worst.
她可能搭那些男孩的车回家了 She probably got a ride home with those kids.
-喂 -唐恩没接到电话 你接到了吗 -Hello? -Dawn didn't get any calls. Did you get any calls?
-什么电话 -有人给你打电话吗 -About what? -Has anyone called you?
没有 I don't think so.
-好吧 -亨氏广告搞砸了 -Okay. -Listen, it didn't go well.
-我得挂了 -由我全权负责 -I've got to go. -I take full responsibility.
-喂 -玛莉 -Hello? -Marie.
喂 我是唐 Hello, it's Don.
你好 都还好吗 Hello. Is everything all right?
我只是打过来... I just wanted to call...
向你问个好 to say hello.
我想知道梅根有没有给你打电话 and wanted to know if Megan had called you.
梅根今晚有没有给我打电话 没有 Has megan called me tonight? No.
没有啊 No. Huh.
唐 你还在吗 Don, are you still there?
我想给她买些珠宝 Well, I wanted to buy her some jewelry.
我记得她对金属有过敏反应 And I remembered that she had an allergic reaction to metal,
但不记得是对金还是对银过敏 but I don't remember if it's silver or gold.
24K金没问题 纯银也行 Ah, 24 karat gold is fine and so is sterling silver.
很好 Well, good.
真是个好丈夫 其实合金 What a fine husband you are. It is only gold alloy--
听着 玛丽 如果她给你打电话 Listen, Marie, if she does call...
别告诉她这个惊喜 好吗 don't ruin the surprise, okay?
-当然 当然不会说 -谢谢 -Of course. Of course not. -Thank you.
好了 再见 Okay. Au revoir.
很高兴跟你聊天 唐 Nice talking to you, Don.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
很抱歉 先生 I'm sorry to do that to you, sir.
但他们不让顾客睡在餐馆里 But they don't let patrons sleep in the restaurant.
不 我理解 当然不让了 No, no, of course not.
几点了 What time is it?
1点45 It's a quarter to 2:00.
我妻子 她 Well, my wife, she--
她不见了 就是在这儿不见的 She's missing. She took off from here.
-什么时候的事儿 -我不知道 -When was this? -I don't know.
大概七小时前 Almost seven hours ago.
我整个早上都会在这里来回巡逻 Well, I'll be back and forth here all morning.
我会帮你留意的 I'll keep an eye out.
从白石大桥 The Whitestone bridge to
到哈钦森河边大道再到95大道 the Hutchinson river parkway to 95.
你冷吗 You cold?
我是被吓懵了 It's like I'm in shock.
我们在哪儿 Where are we?
我们要去哪儿 Where are we going?
你的新家 To your new house.
我不想去那里 I don't want to go there.
我不想就这样结束假期 I don't want vacation to end.
我也不想 Me either.
我们什么时候能回来 When can we go back?
如果你现在去睡觉 If you go to sleep,
等你醒来 我就告诉你 when you wake up, I'll tell you.
我以为你讨厌那首歌 I thought you hated that song.
你一直让她别唱了 You keep telling her to stop singing it.
现在这歌深深烙印在我脑子里了 And now it's stuck in my head.
梅根 Megan.
-梅根 -走开 -Megan! -Go away!
-开门 -不 -Open the door. -No.
快把这该死的门打开 Open the damn door.
我不想见你 I don't want to see you.
快开门 不然我就踹门了 Open the door or I'm gonna kick it in.
让我一个人静静 Leave me alone!
出去 Get out.
我说过对不起了 I said I was sorry.
我不管 I don't care.
你到底去哪儿了 Where the hell were you?
我每20英里停一次 给家里打电话 I stopped every 20 miles and called the apartment.
你为什么就是不接电话 Why didn't you answer the goddamn phone?
因为你是个猪 你把我扔在那儿 Because you're a pig! You left me there!
你跑哪儿去了 我都以为你死了 Where the hell were you? I thought you were dead.
我在巴士上呆了六个半小时 Six and a half hours on a bus.
然后早上5点在港务局想找辆的士 And then try getting a cab at port authority at 5:00 in the morning.
一心渴求有人能够搭载我 Try getting anything but an offer.
我以为你死了 I thought you were dead.
你怎么可以那样对我 How could you do that to me?
我不知道 I don't know.
只是吵架而已 It was a fight.
结束了 It's over.
不 No.
每次吵架 都会让我们的感情疏远些 Every time we fight, it just diminishes us a little bit.
我得去上班了 I have to go to work.
我以为我失去你了 I thought I lost you.
德雷柏先生 我没想到你会回来 Mr. Draper. I didn't expect you back.
-旅行怎么样 -不错 -How was your trip? -Great.
要不要喝点咖啡 Would you like some coffee?
这是什么 What's this?
库珀先生今早放在这儿的 Oh, Mr. Cooper dropped those off this morning.
-伯特·库珀吗 -是的 -Bert cooper? -Yes.
他在会议室 要我帮您叫他吗 He's in the conference room. Would you like me to get him?
这是什么 What the hell is this?
一个客户昨天很不高兴地离开这儿 A client left here unhappy yesterday.
因为你让一个小姑娘负责所有工作 Because you have a little girl running everything.
我的属下做得很好 My department is fine.
我们需要更多人手 但是莱恩不肯 We just need more bodies. Lane won't let us.
你跑去享受你的甜蜜假期了 You've been on love leave.
让人惊奇的是 尽管你几乎什么也没做 It's amazing things are going as well as they are
事情依然运转顺利 with as little as you are doing.
那不归你管 That's none of your business.
整个公司都归我管 This is my business.
我有事要宣布 I have an announcement to make.
今天会是美好的一天 It's going to be a beautiful day.