Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
我本来也不打算玩牌 I didn't want to play cards anyway.
我本该和邓菲聊聊的 不过他又病了 I was supposed to talk to Dunphy, but he's sick again.
知道吗 我部门另一个王牌销售 You know, the other top salesman in my department,
也整天捧着本书在读 he reads all day long,
而我却得在列车上向人推销 and I'm out here on the train hustling people.
我本月过得可不怎么顺 I'm really having a lean month.
好吧 霍华德 Okay, Howard,
我就知道这天迟早会来 I knew this day would come.
听着 我已经有人寿保险了 Look, I already have life insurance.
我初级合伙人的身份附带的 It came with my junior partnership.
数额是我年薪的6倍 And it's six times my annual salary,
两年以后 自杀也将涵盖在内 and after two years, it covers suicide.
所以你有话就直说吧 So make your pitch brief.
你开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
什么 What?
听着 不是我故意要你担心 Look, I wasn't gonna put the arm into you,
但你是有孩子的人 but you have a kid.
我打包票 保单的钱是付给公司的 I guarantee you that policy pays the company
不是给你个人 and not you.
想象一下 现在拥有的一切 Imagine everything you have just stopped short
都在你身死入土的那一刻化为乌有 the minute they put you in the ground.
我觉得不是这样 I don't think you're right about that.
我确信无疑 Oh, I'm positive.
算了 Forget it.
你晚上辗转反侧自己捉摸去吧 I'll leave that to you and your sleepless nights.
你的推销技巧真是一点长进都没有 I'm surprised you're not doing better.
-喜欢我的新领带吗 -喜欢 -You like my new tie? -Yes.
知道新领带意味着什么吗 You know what a new tie means?
意味着我又在城里"偷吃"到 It means I have a spectacular
新鲜美味的"小菜"了 new side dish in the city.
略带微红的金发女郎 Strawberry blonde.
娇小的身材 雄伟的双峰 Tiny thing with huge tits.
24楼的公寓 24岁的年纪 24th floor, 24 years old.
我城里有个公寓落脚了 I got an apartment.
你老婆意见如何 What's your wife saying?
她当然开心了 有我养着她 She's happy because I provide for her.
我就算出了什么事 She's not worried about what might happen to her
她也不用担心 if something happens to me.
你就不怕被抓个正着吗 Aren't you worried you're going to get caught?
失陪 去去就来 I'll be right back.
有一通杰克·夏皮罗的电话 I have a Jack Shapiro calling for you.
找梅根·卡维特的 Well, for Megan Calvet.
非常感谢 唐恩 Thank you so much, Dawn.
[《一夜狂欢》 1964年披头士主演电影 主题曲与其同名]
整组镜头都是模仿《一夜狂欢》 So shot for shot, it's "A hard day's night"
惊声尖叫的女孩 越聚越多的人群 as the screaming girl and the increase numbers
我们马桶盖发型的主人公 身着白色皮夹克 until our mop-top in the white leather jacket
闪进一家白骑士西装酒馆 ducks into the Chevalier Blanc pub.
注意到那白色的棋子 Notice the white chess piece.
然后画面跟进 黑白变彩色 Then we're inside and we're in color,
不过女孩变得更多了 But there's even more girls.
音乐戛然而止 所有人都盯着他 The music cuts and they stare at him
[《群鸟》 希区柯克1963年作品 结尾处鸟群袭击人]
就像电影《群鸟》的结尾一样 like at the end of "The birds."
"白骑士西装 穿前需谨慎 "You may have second thoughts about wearing chevalier blanc.
穿上有风险 只为敢冒险的你" It's more trouble than it's worth."
我们一直想找一段音乐 So we've been looking for a piece of music.
必须和原电影的配乐相当 It really has to have that sound that the movie has.
电影原声是披头士唱的 Well, that sound is the Beatles,
你们说没办法搞到版权 who you said are impossible to get.
那个你不用担心 Oh, don't worry.
同类型的乐队多得是 There's a million bands that sound like that.
找不到我们可以自己做 Or we'll make our own.
我们希望看到的是 纷乱与乐趣交织 All we want is the chaos and the fun,
有一种 青春期的欢愉 That sort of, um, adolescent joy.
我们很清楚披头士的音乐是什么样的 We know what the beatles sound like.
我们会全力以赴 We'll do our best.
很好 Great.
关于该点和后续日程 Well, we'll get back to you
我们会给你们答复 on that and the schedule.
幸会 二位 Great seeing you both.
彼此彼此 You, too.
选角时一定要确保 Make sure in the casting
男主人公要阳刚点 别像瑞克一样女气 That this guy is more like Calvin than Rick.
一般来说 瑞克那种男人你要去 Usually you have to go to one of your finer men's rooms
高档华丽的厕所里才能找到 to find a man like Rick.
就没人想聊聊刚才那阵掌声吗 So nothing about the applause?
本来就是人家的点子 It was their idea.
现在那首歌怎么说 Now what about the song?
我不说了嘛 同类的乐队俯首即是 Like I said, there's a million of them.
赫尔曼的隐士 查德与杰里米 Herman's hermits, Chad & Jeremy,
莫西节拍乐团 僵尸乐团 The Merseybeats, The Zombies.
僵尸乐团的歌合适吗 Eh, you really think the zombies are right?
一定要完美配合才行 It's gotta be right.
这样吧 我去问问梅根 她准知道 You know what--I'll ask Megan. She'll know.
你要见我吗 You wanted to see me?
看看有没有你中意的 See anything you like?
-你是在问我滑不滑雪吗 -不是 -Are you asking if I ski? -No.
我就想知道你会挑哪一个滑雪板 I want to know which skis you want.
或者全拿走 Or take them both.
滑着滑着会突然爆炸什么的吗 Do they explode or something?
[艾伦·芬特 整人节目《真实镜头》创始人]
是 艾伦·芬特亲手送来的 Yes, Allen Funt sent them over.
你到底要不要 他们可是点名要的你 Do you want them or not? Because they want you.
它们这么说了 The skis do?
罗杰·奥海拉本人亲自出马 Roger O'hara took it upon himself
以海德运动品公司最高领导人的名义 as head of the Head Ski Company
跟我午餐时 点名要你来负责这单生意 to demand your handling of his account over my lunch.
真的 Really?
是啊 你现在可算是名声在外了 Yes. You're making quite a name for yourself.
你为什么要跟我说这些 Why are you telling me this?
放轻松 没使坏 Relax. It's good.
这是我一直以来希望的 It's what I've always wanted--
退居二线 看着生意送上门 让你负责和一帮 Sit back, let the business roll in while you pass the jug
来自马里兰小村子的傻逼打交道 with some schmo from Lutherville, Maryland.
去吧 都收下 Go on, take them.
好吧 Yes.
那我就都收下了 I suppose I will.
还能看到你这幅狼狈样 And I got to see that.
你一整天都上哪儿去了 我正要走呢 Where have you been hiding all day? I was about to leave.
我在工作 我以为你也是 I've been working. I thought you were, too.
没有 Nope.
跟我一起走吧 Why don't you come with me,
再上演一场敲定客户的好戏 dress up another drab client dinner?
-唐 -问你点事 -Don. -Hey, let me ask you something.
什么时候音乐变得这么重要了 When did music become so important?
一直很重要 It's always been important.
广告乐是很重要 I mean jingles, yeah.
但现在每个客户都要求广告里有配乐 But now everybody keeps coming in, looking for some song.
还都描述的那么具体 And they're so specific.
具体不好吗 You love specific.
但我一点都不知道现在什么音乐流行 But I have no idea what's going on out there.
没人能跟得上潮流 潮流总在变 Well, no one can keep up. It's always changing.
我们要去丹尼的避风港餐厅 We're going to Danny's Hideaway.
你去吧 我得加班 You have to go and I have to work.
回家见 See you at home?
好的 I promise.
你这么晚才回家 You're leaving late.
外面下雪了吗 Is it snowing out there?
不是 运动品牌商送的 No. Sporting goods account.
他们还给我们送礼物 势头不错啊 And they're already giving us presents. That's good.
他们是送给我礼物 They're giving me presents
我都没见过他们 and I've never even met them.
你滑雪很棒吗 威名远扬那种吗 Are you a really good skier? Like famous?
先走了 晚安 Heh. Well, good night.
我以为我们要一起加班呢 I thought we were working.
唐刚打来电话 我得跟他一起吃晚饭 Don just called. I have to meet him for dinner.
那我就没什么好说的了 Nothing I can do about that, I guess.
你也可以回家 You can go home, too.
我不知道 感觉这些有点不太对 I don't know. They're not right.
那些都是按你的要求完成的 They're exactly as you dictated them to me.
确实是呈现出预想的样子 They're exactly like they're supposed to be,
但就是感觉不对 But they're not it.
也有可能是对的 Maybe they are.
你走吧 Go ahead.
谢谢 晚安 Thanks. Good night.
打扰一下 I'm sorry.
有什么事吗 Excuse me?
你在火车上见到霍华德·道斯了吗 You didn't happen to see Howard Dawes on the train?
你就是贝丝吗 Are you Beth?
对 Um, yes.
他常说起你 He talks about you often.
抱歉 他从不跟我提别人 I'm sorry, he doesn't talk about anyone to me.
我是皮特·坎贝尔 Peter Campbell.
我们真该互换一下车 We should switch cars.
这些东西我车里都塞不下 I don't know how I'm gonna get these in there.
可惜我把钥匙锁在里面了 Except I locked my keys inside.
他现在应该到家了 He should have been home by now
可是我很担心他可能在火车上睡过站 and I'm afraid maybe he fell asleep on the train.
以前就出过这样的事 He's done that before.
我想起来了 Oh, uh, now that I think of it,
我看到他在牡蛎餐厅遇上熟人 I saw some fellow corner him in the oyster bar.
可能还得呆一会儿呢 He may be a while.
我可以找个开锁匠来帮你开车门和房门 I can notify a locksmith for the car and the house.
你能载我回家吗 Can you just drive me home?
门没有锁 我明早再处理这车 The house is open. I'll deal with this in the morning.
下次要转弯的时候 我会先告诉你 Next time we turn, I'll warn you.
下趟列车什么时候来 When's the next train?
这样吧 我把我的号码给你 You know what? I'll give you my number.
如果霍华德从站里打电话过来 And when Howard calls from the station,
我会载他回家的 I'll shuttle him home.
他不回家 他要在城里住 He' not coming home. He's staying in the city.
我们在那有一套公寓 We got an apartment.
"我们" "We."
我从没听过你的名字 你和他不熟 You're enough of a stranger that I've never heard your name,
但你知道他在哪儿 我却不知道 yet you know where he is and I don't.
我什么也不知道 I don't know anything.
你没看到那有个停车指示牌吗 Did you know that was a stop sign?
你真是个糟糕的司机 You're an awful driver.
你是从曼哈顿来的吗 Are you from Manhattan?
是的 我刚学会开车 Yes. And I just learned.
我没办法住在城里 I could never live in the city.
怎么了 What's wrong with it?
我喜欢城里 但那么多流浪汉和乞丐 Well, I love it, but all the hobos and the panhandlers...
也没那么夸张吧 There aren't that many.
他们总是跟我搭讪 Well, they always accost me.
我想是因为我多看了他们几眼 I think it's because I make eye contact.
并且我也常常给他们钱 And then I always give them money
然后接下来的一整天脑子里一直纠结着他们 and I can't stop thinking about them for the rest of the day...
四处游荡 露宿街头 Wandering around, sleeping in doorways.
小时候 我曾试图说服我父亲 When I was little, I tried to make my father
给他们点钱 但是他不肯 give one money and he wouldn't.
他说"我们不可能照顾每一个人" He said, "We couldn't take care of everybody."
我想我们应该学会去习惯忽略他们 I guess we're supposed to get used to not seeing them.
没错 Yes.
现在的情况不就是那样嘛 That's exactly what happens.
喂 Hello?
是我 梅根在吗 It's me. Is Megan there?
她不是跟你在一起吗 Isn't she with you?
是的 我们逗你玩儿呢 Yes, we're playing a hilarious joke on you.
她刚走不久 说是要跟你在饭店见面 She left a while ago to meet you at the restaurant.
何时走的 When?
不清楚 在你打电话之后吧 I don't know--after you called.
我没有打电话 I didn't call.
那她肯定在家 She must be at home.
我在家呢 I'm at home.
也许她去了酒店 却没有看到你 Maybe she went to the restaurant and missed you
现在正在回家的路上 and now she's on her way home.
我不知道她在哪 你知道艾博在哪儿吗 I don't know where she is. Do you know where Abe is?
再见 佩奇 Goodbye, Peggy.
你家真漂亮 It's a lovely house.
认识我之后 对我撒谎是不是就变难了 Is it harder to lie to me now that you know me?
霍华德正在工作 我很肯定 Howard is working, I'm sure of it.
我觉得他都不在乎我的死活 I don't even think he'd care if I was alive or dead.
我很抱歉 但是你情绪真的很不稳定 I'm sorry, but you're being very dramatic.
你已经送我到家了 现在让我静一静 You drove me home. Now leave me alone.
我要确保你没事 不然我不会走的 I'm not leaving until I'm sure you're not hysterical.
你不知道自己在做什么 You don't know what you're doing.
你只是想报复他 You just want to get back at him.
难道你不想要我吗 Don't you want me?
你可以拥有我 You can have me.
你还担心霍华德会回来吗 Are you really worried that Howard's coming home?
喂 Hello?
喂 佩奇吗 Hello? Peggy?
披萨屋 Pizza house.
我也曾这样过 I used to be like this.
什么意思 What do you mean?
任性冲动 Just reckless.
我不敢相信这真的发生了 I can't believe that happened.
说点什么吧 Say something.
我尚未长大 就总能吸引男人到注意力 I've had men paying attention to me since before it was appropriate.
他们不在乎我说什么 They don't care what I say.
只是看着我嘴唇在动 They just watch my lips move.
我会把你说的每一个字印在脑海 I'm listening to every word you say.
你的眼睛是蓝色的 好圆 Your irises are so blue and round.
你看过那些外太空俯瞰地球的照片吗 Have you seen those pictures of the earth from space?
看过 I have.
就当你在赞美我吧 I'll take that as a compliment.
你不会心伤吗 地球那么渺小 毫无防备 It didn't bother you to see the earth tiny and unprotected,
笼罩在黑暗中 surrounded by darkness?
所以你不喜欢我的眼睛咯 So you don't like my eyes?
不会有下次了 This can never happen again.
什么 What?
不 当然 我 No, of course. I--
不 我是认真的 No, I mean it.
-好吧 -你该回家了 -Okay. -You should get home.
我不想把你一个人留在这儿 I don't want to leave you here.
为什么不 我现在挺好的 Why not? I'm fine now.
我去吃点东西就睡觉了 I'm going to have a snack and go to bed.
我不想离开你 I don't want to leave you.
谢谢你送我回来 Thank you for the ride home.
你去哪儿了 Where were you?
佩奇说是我打电话给你 然后你去见我了 Peggy said I called you and you were going to meet me?
我和乔伊还有特罗伊出去喝了一杯 Oh, I went out for a drink with Joey and Troy.
对佩奇撒了个谎才得以脱身 Had to lie to Peggy to get out of there.
我也这么干过 I've done that.
我饿了 打算吃点饼干什么的 I'm hungry. I'm going to get some crackers or something.
-你想吃点什么吗 -不用了 -You want anything? -No.
-早上好 -早 -Good morning. -Morning.
对不起 我不知道他会打电话给你 I'm sorry. I had no idea he was gonna call.
不是你想的那样 It's not what you think.
下次别让我难做人了 Don't put me in that position again.
我没法对他撒谎 I cannot lie to him.
我一整晚没心思工作 又失眠 I lost a night's work. I couldn't sleep--
你能住嘴吗 Would you stop?
我有个朋友认识人在做小剧场 A friend of mine knows somebody doing an off-off-broadway show.
我周末去试读了剧本 I read on the weekend,
昨天接到通知让我再去一趟 and then I got a callback last night,
我不想错过这次机会 and I didn't want to miss it.
但是没选上 就这样 不会有下次了 But I didn't get it, so that's it; it's done.
你为什么不告诉唐 Why can't you tell Don?
告诉他我还想当演员吗 Tell Don I still want to be an actress?
你想吗 Do you?
我知道文案不好做 I know copywriting's hard,
但是你做得很好啊 but you're doing great.
你不该半途而废 You shouldn't give up.
要不是觉得你有天赋 我才不会劝你 I wouldn't tell you this if I didn't think you had talent.
前几天他们让我 The other day they asked me
把斯坦的原件拿下去复印 to take Stan's originals down to the printer,
我当时就想 只要把这些原件丢进垃圾桶 and I thought all I have to do is throw these in the trash
他们就能开除我了 and they'll fire me,
或者最起码劈头盖脸骂我一顿 or at least they'd yell at me,
我就能大哭一场把工作辞了 and I could cry enough and quit.
可我后来意识到 他们永远都不会解雇我 But then I realized they'll -they'll never fire me.
你想辞职吗 You want to quit?
我不知道 我该怎么办 I don't know. What do I do?
你要知道多少人为这份工作争得头破血流吗 You know there are people killing to get this job.
你在这儿拥有一席之地 却想辞职不干 You're taking up a spot and you don't even wanna do it?
抱歉 不该告诉你 I'm sorry I told you.
你没有告诉我 是我发现的 You didn't. I caught you.
你搞得好像是要征求我意见 And then you act like you want advice,
但其实你早已下定决心了 but you've obviously already made up your mind.
可我根本不可能将他说通 Because he's so easy to talk to?
那你也不能一直瞒着他 Well, you can't keep lying to him.
别人的问题就不是问题了 是吗 It's so simple when it's someone else's life, isn't it?
你说的对 你怎么做与我无关 You're right. I don't care what you do.
菲尔·比彻姆不止是老板 Phil Beachum is not just the boss,
他还是甜品大王 he's the head of desserts.
甜品大王 别告诉我他体重300磅 Head of desserts? Please tell me he's 300 pounds.
他是很魁梧 只是没你想的那么庞大 He's big, just not as big as you'd like.
总之 帕特·华莱士喜欢你和梅根那样 Anyway, Pat Wallace loved the way you and Megan--
就是 你们的打情骂俏 You know, your banter.
唐恩 梅根在哪儿 Dawn, where's Megan?
她不会来了 She's not coming.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我刚说到帕特·华莱士有多 I was just saying how Pat Wallace
喜欢你们德雷柏夫妇的恩爱秀 loved the Mr. And Mrs. Draper bit.
你要到试验厨房 And you're gonna go to the test kitchen,
[清凉维普为卡夫食品旗下的一种人工生奶油]
品尝不同配方制作的清凉维普 taste a couple of different formulations of Cool Whip,
然后在其老板面前表演一下那段 and maybe put on a little show to his boss,
你知道的 出于礼貌 You know, as a courtesy.
那么 唐 麻烦你跟大家说明下情况 So, Don, if you could bring everybody up to speed.
我不知道你们对清凉维普有多少了解 Well, I don't know what anybody knows about Cool Whip.
我通读了30页的介绍 I read a 30-page dossier
里面竟然对"仿制生奶油"只字未提 that fails to use the words "fake whipped cream."
因为那是一款非乳制蛋奶甜品 Because it's a nondairy whipped topping
冰冻融化后会有奇迹般的味道 that comes frozen and then melts into this miracle.
演演你们那段吧 Just do the bit.
好吧 Okay.
亲爱的 我一点都不想吃甜点 Honey, I don't even think I want dessert.
-你爱吃甜点的啊 -是你爱吃 -You love dessert. -You love dessert.
你让我吃甜点是为了自己能吃到 And you just want me to have some so you can have some.
我做了双人份 I made two.
-这是什么 -清凉维普 -What is it? -It's Cool Whip.
-看起来像生奶油 -来尝尝吧 -It looks like whipped cream. -Just taste it.
是奶油装饰吗 Is it a topping?
你可以像这样放在冰淇淋上 Well, you can have it on ice cream like this,
配水果或蛋糕也可以 单独吃也行 on fruit or cake, or just by itself.
-来尝尝吧 -所以是甜品吗 -Just taste it. -So it's a dessert?
-来尝尝吧 -甜吗 -Just taste it. -Is it sweet?
你就尝尝吧 Just taste it.
就这样 广告词就是"来尝尝吧" That's it. That's the line--"Just taste it."
观众会这样对着电视大喊 People are gonna be yelling it at the TV set.
-可爱吧 -构思挺精巧 -It's adorable, right? -It's a nice twist
傻丈夫和固执妻子 on the stupid husband and pushy wife
心底深爱着对方 because they actually like each other.
你们要亲自出演吗 Are you going to be in the ads?
不 我问过了 他们不愿意 No. I tried. They're not interested.
清凉维普的人不愿意 还是他们夫妻不愿意 Cool whip's not interested or Don and Megan aren't intested?
我们不愿意 We're not interested.
你不喜欢吗 Don't you like it?
不 很喜欢 No, I do.
就是要点时间消化一下 Just absorbing it.
喂 Hello?
贝丝 Beth?
我是皮特 It's Peter.
我知道 I know who it is.
我要你现在跳上火车来城里见我 I want you to get on a train and meet me in the city.
-哪里都行 -不 -Anywhere. -No.
稍等 Just a minute.
什么事 What do you want?
没事 不是你走过来的吗 Nothing. You came over to me.
是你开门我才过来 You opened the door.
还在吗 Are you still there?
你秘书也在线上吗 Was your secretary on the line?
没有 我用的公用电话 No. I'm at a pay phone.
那我可真放心了 You're taking away all my fears.
听你这么一说我都忘了 I mean, suddenly I don't think about the fact
你每天要和我老公一起坐两趟车 that you ride with my husband on the train twice a day
而且你家离我家只有20分钟 and that you live 20 minutes away
我去超市的时候甚至能碰到你老婆 and I'd see your wife at the market, if I ever went.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
你不想我给你打电话吗 Are you sorry I called?
反正...别打了 Just... Stop.
把美好的都留在回忆里吧 Enjoy the memory. Leave it alone.
偶尔幻想一下就好 我也会的 I mean, fantasize about it. I will, too.
但是 不要再给我打电话了 But... don't call me again.
唐 Don.
怎么了 What's the matter?
我得和你谈谈 I have to talk to you.
出什么事了 What's wrong?
我昨晚说谎了 I, uh--I lied to you last night.
好吧 Okay.
我说和朋友去喝酒 其实不是 I told you that I went for a drink, but I didn't.
我去参加一部剧的面试了 I had a callback for a play.
然后呢 Okay. So?
对你说谎 我感觉很歉疚 I feel really bad about lying to you.
现在你告诉我实话了 And now you're telling me.
你经常这样吗 You do that a lot?
面试吗 Audition?
-不是 对我说谎 -没有 -No, lie to me. -No.
-选上了吗 -什么 -Did you get it? -What?
没 没有 No. No, I didn't.
但是感觉很美妙 唐 But it was incredible, Don.
我觉得差一点就成功了 I think I was pretty close.
我当时很紧张 My heart was racing.
我已经生疏了 I mean, I'm rusty.
得重新回去学习 I need to go back to class,
但我意识到一件事 but I realized something.
什么 What?
我怀念表演 I miss acting.
我觉得我之前太轻易就放弃了 I think I gave up too easy
我都不知道怎么的就放弃了 and I don't even know how I stopped.
我从来没有明确地做出决定 I never made a decision, that's for sure.
我们不能去演清凉维普的广告 We can't be in the Cool Whip ad.
那对生意影响不好 It's bad for business.
不 我只是在想 No. I just keep thinking
我或许可以去百老汇表演 I could be on Broadway
或者中型剧场 or off Broadway
甚至去拍电影 我也不知道 or--I don't know--films, even.
亲爱的 Sweetheart...
我们没办法决定自己的天赋所在 Sometimes we don't get to choose where our talents lie.
你在亨氏广告上展现的才华 I mean, what you did with Heinz--
我花了很多年才能达到 it took me years to be able to think that way.
我没办法解释 Well, I can't explain it,
尽管我面试失败 却依然很开心 but I felt better failing in that audition
喜悦之情远胜过拿下亨氏的广告 than I did when I was succeeding at Heinz.
那是因为做广告是为了让客户开心 Because that was about making the client happy.
等你走在街上 Wait till you walk down the street
看到你的广告挂在墙上 在电视里播出时 and see the work on a wall or on TV,
你才会有成功的感觉 that's when you feel something.
你知道我现在无法忍受去剧院看戏 Do you know that I can't even stand going to the theater anymore
因为我只能感受到深深的嫉妒吗 because all I feel is envy?
嫉妒过后就是凄苦 And I know the next thing is bitterness,
我不想这样 and I don't want to feel that.
好吧 那你想做什么 Okay. So what do you want to do?
我不一定能当上演员 I mean, there's no guarantee.
我很感激 And I'm so grateful.
广告给了我很大的自信 This gave me so much confidence.
但我在表演方面 远没有做广告投入得多 But I never tried as hard at acting as I did at advertising.
广告之于我 永远不会像它之于你一样 And it'll never be for me what it is for you.
听着 我知道你和我一起工作会觉得不自在 Look, I know it's uncomfortable for you with me there.
一切都在我的阴影之下 There's a shadow over everything.
我让你处在一个很尴尬的位置 I put you in a terrible position.
但还有很多公司会为你敞开大门 There are 20 firms that would be glad to have you.
我不想做这行 唐 I don't want to do it, Don.
你不想吗 You don't want to do it?
对不起 I'm sorry.
我从小就梦想着有一天能站上舞台 Since I was a little girl, it's all I ever dreamed about.
我明白 I understand.
我不会成为你追寻梦想的绊脚石 I don't want to keep you from your dream.
你对我太好了 You're so good to me.
那么你想怎么做 So what do you want to do?
我是觉得 你半夜把我叫醒 I mean, you woke me up in the middle of the night.
一定是有什么急事吧 It's obviously some sort of emergency.
其实 我可以把手上的工作都完成 Well, I can finish up my work
然后把新人带起来 and then help train the new person.
你想带别人 不用了 You want to train somebody? No.
我们明天去公司 We'll go in tomorrow
你跟大家道个别 and you'll say goodbye to everybody
然后就可以追求自己的路了 and we'll get you on your way.
真的吗 Really?
如此正合你意吧 It's what you want.
我不知道该说什么好了 I don't know what to say.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
-早上好 -早上好 -Morning. -Morning.
梅根要辞职了 Megan's quitting.
对 今天是她最后一次上班了 Yes. So I think today's going to be her last day.
好 Okay.
通常你会怎么处理 How do you do this?
你想坐一下吗 Do you want to have a seat?
琼 不是这样的 It's not like that, Joan.
她打算去试镜一个角色 如果没选上 She's up for a part in a play, and even if she doesn't get it,
她也决定做专职演员 she's decided to go back to acting full time.
她一定会做得很好的 Well, I'm sure she'll be wonderful.
我们要发文吗 组织聚会吗 Do we make an announcement? Do we have a party?
一般是怎么做的 What's the protocol?
不如让她和其他女孩一起吃顿午餐吧 Why don't we have the girls take her to lunch?
反正 她又不会从此销声匿迹了 对吧 I mean, she's not disappearing, is she?
不 不会的 No, she's not.
唐 我会安排好的 Don, I'll take care of it.
你来了 There you are.
对 我来了有一会儿了 Yep, been here for a while.
其实 我想等大家都到齐了 Well, I wanted to tell everyone, actually.
梅根 你没事吧 Megan, are you okay?
我马上就要离开这里了 I'm not going to be working here anymore
告诉大家这个决定真的很艰难 And it's really hard to tell everybody.
喂 梅根在跟你们说话呢 Hey! Megan's talking to you.
说吧 Go ahead.
真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我要离开这里了 I'm not going to work here anymore.
他把你炒了吗 那个混蛋 Did he fire you? That son of a bitch!
不是 No.
不是的 我只是想重回演艺事业 No, I'm going back to try acting again.
-你开玩笑吗 -斯坦 -Are you kidding me? -Stan.
-不用 我该慢慢习惯质疑 -我只是 -No, I'd better get used to it. -Oh, I was...
-我会想你的 -我也是 -Gonna miss you. -Me, too.
表演实在太棒了 女孩子可能会容易不少 Acting is fascinating. It's probably easier for girls.
但是我想问问 演出服装是发的吗 But let me ask you, do they always give you clothes
还是说你要自己解决服装 or do you have to do it in your own clothes?
我 也不知道 应该会发戏服吧 I--I don't know. Yes, they give you a costume.
-鞋子也有吗 -有的 -Shoes, too? -Yes.
祝你演出成功 Break a leg.
再见了 See you around.
我知道我手上还有挺多活没做完 I think I'm in the middle of a lot of things,
但是唐让我直接交接 but Don told me that I was just supposed to hand it over.
你考虑清楚了吗 Are you sure about this?
佩奇 Peggy...
我一直很感激你为我所做的一切 I've always appreciated what you've done for me,
不仅仅是昨天的事 Not just yesterday.
我该去见琼了 I should see Joan.
那需要很大的勇气啊 That takes a lot of guts.
还有比这更需要勇气的呢 I'll tell you what takes guts--
吃午饭从来不带钱 never having money for lunch.
到现在 她欠了我将近15美元了 She owes me, like, $15 at this point.
我能怎么办 问唐要 还是打电话给她 What am I gonna do, ask Don? Call her?
她离职原因很明显 I think it's clear why she left.
才不是这个原因 That's not why.
那你说为什么 Well, why?
得了吧 她被现实打击了 Come on, reality got her.
工作累得要死要活的 You work your ass off for months,
诚惶诚恐 为了什么 bite your nails, for what?
亨氏烘豆 Heinz baked beans.
怎么来这么晚 Why are you so late?
没赶上早班车 I missed the early train.
梅根要走了 她辞职了 去当演员了 Megan's gone. She quit. She's gonna be an actress.
琼刚刚跟我说的 Joan just told me, like, five minutes ago.
是吗 Is that so?
你不吃惊吗 It doesn't shock you?
不 没有 No, not really.
那唐呢 What about Don?
算了 她们一直爱怎样就怎样 对德雷柏也是 Please. They do whatever they want, even to Draper.
好处是 Well, the good news is
我们再也不用担心 we don't have to look over our shoulders anymore,
她会给唐吹什么枕边风 wondering what she's gonna tell him.
她们自己琢磨好 They work it over in their minds,
想干什么就干什么 turn it off and on when they feel like it,
我们就得待在这里 等着被垂青 and we're just there, waiting at attention.
本来不应该是这样的 It's not the way it's supposed to be.
特鲁迪又怀孕了吗 Trudy pregnant again?
你看过那些从外太空拍摄地球的照片吗 Have you seen those pictures of earth from space?
当然 Of course.
你有感到自己很渺小吗 Do they make you feel small and insignificant?
不 詹妮弗这么觉得 No, Jennifer does that.
而且皮特 我可不"小" And I'm not small, Pete.
你难道没有耳闻我的"巨根"故事吗 Don't know if you've ever heard that about me.
俏皮话留着跟你的卖淫女说吧 Save it for your convention whores.
小点声儿 Hey, keep it down.
我是很严肃地问你的 I'm asking you a serious question.
我很喜欢那些地球的照片 I like the pictures of the earth.
十分的宏伟 I find them to be majestic.
她们为什么在拒绝之中 Why do they give you a glimmer of hope
又给你那么一丝丝希望 in the midst of rejection?
给你一点救命稻草 A little thread to hang on to--
一个不恰当的词 一个对未来的暗示 A misplaced word, a suggestion of the future.
严格说来 完全就和一场意外一样 under a court of law, it would look like an accident,
事实却并非如此 but it's not.
我们不是在说梅根吧 So we're not talking about Megan
也不是在说特鲁迪 and we're not talking about Trudy.
她们凭什么决定一切 Why do they get to decide what's going to happen?
现实如此 They just do.
好好享受你的聚餐 So enjoy your lunch.
一会儿见 我还要回来拿箱子 I'll see you after. I have to get my box.
你确定还要回来再经历一次离别吗 Do you really wanna come back here and do this again?
我帮你带回家吧 I'll bring it home.
谢谢你 Thank you.
回家见 I'll see you at home.
回家见 You will.
老大 好消息 Hey, chief, good news.
白骑士的瑞克找了一首歌 Rick from Chevalier found a song they like
来代替《一夜狂欢》 for the "Hard Day's Night" spot.
肯定是他"男朋友"的最爱 Bet it's his boyfriend's favorite.
自己放吧 Help yourself.
我觉得挺好 I think it works pretty well.
反正是他们选好送来的 对吧 Not that it matters when they send it over, right?
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
为什么选这歌 Why am I listening to this?
我们不能选披头士的歌 You know we can't get the Beatles.
这不是披头士 It's not the Beatles.
这歌听起来像30年前的老歌 This song's, like, 30 years old.
但是很欢乐 But it's happy and it's fun.
而且唐还当成披头士了 And Don thought it was the Beatles.
-客户也喜欢 -关掉 -And they like it. -Turn it off.
这歌就像在扎我的心一样 It's stabbing me in the fucking heart.
你那么激动干嘛 Why are you cursing?
-我们能单独待会儿吗 -当然 -Can you excuse us? -Sure.
我们明天要去试验厨房 We're due at the test kitchen tomorrow.
他们希望你和... And they're expecting, uh...
你打算怎么做 我们可以直接取消 what do you want to do? We can just cancel it.
不取消 就说梅根病了 让佩奇做 We're not canceling. Tell them Megan's sick. Peggy will do it.
好的 我去告诉她 Sure. I'll let her know.
我没想到会见到你 I wasn't expecting to see you.
是啊 今晚我回家 Yeah, well, tonight I go home,
跟妻子吃顿饭 平衡一下两边 have dinner with the wife, everything's in balance.
霍华德 我跟公司谈了谈 You know, Howard, I talked to my office
结果发现保单跟你说的一样 and it turns out you were right about my policy,
所以我让他们给我找个代理人 so I let them set me up with a broker.
你为什么那么做 Oh, well, why'd you do that?
你也不给我个机会 You didn't even give me a chance.
我这不正跟你说呢 I'm telling you, aren't I?
文件都在我家里 I got all the paperwork at my house.
我回趟家 吃顿饭 稍后去你家 I can go home, have supper, and stop by later.
我家孩子病了 Well, our baby's been sick.
其实 我现在就可以去你家 You know, I could just stop by right now.
-贝丝做饭很好吃 -是吗 -Beth's a great cook. -Is she?
梅根的午餐聚会上没看到你 We missed you at Megan's lunch.
我猜你工作缠身 I guess you have some extra work.
不 我跟她说希望能单独和她告别 No. I told her I'd rather go to my own lunch with her.
说真的 我真没想到会这样 I'm not gonna lie--I did not see it coming.
我本以为她在这里会失败 I thought she would fail here.
我感觉很糟 I feel bad.
我觉得也许我太严厉 I think maybe I was harder on her,
吓走了她 scared her away.
第二任妻子 她们都像有个剧本似的 Second wives--it's like they have a playbook.
我觉得她倒不是那样 I don't think she's like that.
佩奇 Peggy,
她会成为一个有着富有丈夫的失败演员 she's going to be a failing actress with a rich husband.
不 我觉得她什么都在行 No, I think she's good at everything.
我觉得她是那种完美的女孩 I think she's just one of those girls.
那你更该对她严厉点 Then you had every right to be hard on her.
你知道唐是在做印刷广告时认识的贝蒂·德雷柏吗 Did you know that he met Betty Draper doing a print ad?
你知道她以前是个模特吗 Did you know she was a model?
唐爱娶的就是那种女孩 That's the kind of girl Don marries.
晚安 Good night.
贝丝 亲爱的 Beth? Honey?
我不知道我家孩子去哪儿了 I don't know where the hell my kids are.
你好 Hello.
你家真漂亮 You have a lovely home.
来见过我在火车上认识的朋友皮特 This is my friend Pete from the train.
信不信由你 他有点保险要务要处理 He has, believe it or not, an insurance emergency.
-我真的不想打扰 -没事的 -I really don't want to be an intrusion. -It's fine.
我们一直很好客 We've always got room for one more.
孩子们去哪儿了 Where are the kids?
在我妈家 At my mother's.
现在 让我猜猜 你...32岁 Now, don't tell me--you're... 32.
我12点30分会在宾夕法尼亚宾馆 I'll be at the Hotel Pennsylvania at 12:30.
不 No.
我不想那样 I don't want that.
那就把纸条扔了 Then throw it out.
你父亲在空难中英年早逝 对吗 Your old man died young, but in a plane crash, right?
是的 That's right.
霍华德 能和你说句话吗 Howard, may I speak with you?
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
她有点偏头痛 She's got a migraine.
我们做了烤鸡 It's baked chicken.
我也能摆餐具 I can set a table.
我不知道 I don't know.
你今天给我添了个小"麻烦" You've got me in a little trouble here.
别跑哦 Don't run away.
好吧 Okay.
你不应该光脚做饭 You shouldn't cook in bare feet.
见到你真好 Hello.
别太习惯这样 以后我可能会经常 Don't get used to this because there is going to be
因为被拒绝而在你身上痛哭的 a lot of crying from rejection.
好 我会努力保持镇定 No, I'll try and hold it together.
红酒炖牛肉 尝尝 Beef Bourguignon. Taste.
烫死了 It's hot as hell.
我还以为你会醉醺醺的回家 I thought for sure you'd come home drunk.
梅根 Megan...
没事的 It's okay.
你想喝一杯吗 Do you wanna fix yourself a drink?
唐 Don...
我爱你 I love you.
你是我所期待的一切 You're everything I had hoped you'd be.
你也是 You, too.
它们根据甜蜜程度排列 They're arranged in varying degrees of sweetness,
最甜的在最末端 the sweetest at the end.
就像奶酪 It's like cheese.
试戈尔根朱勒干酪之前得先试卡门培尔干酪 You have to try the camembert before the gorgonzola.
我们用了透明碗 And we have to use clear bowls.
因为人们总是习惯挑蓝色那个 because everybody used to pick the blue one.
来试试吧 我们会记录下来 Go ahead, start and we'll take notes.
先来说说你的看法 肯 We'll start with your thoughts, Ken.
人间哪得几回尝 Well, I can't imagine it tasting any better than that.
欢迎来到创造厨房 Welcome to the creative cookery kitchen.
我一直跟人说 你们要受到款待了 You know, I always like to say you're in for a treat,
不过今天恰好是反过来 but today it sounds like we are.
怎样 我错过什么了吗 How's it going? Did I miss anything?
-他们刚尝了样品A -结果呢 -They just sampled "A." -And?
这不是生奶油 但单独吃就很美味 It's not whipped cream, but it's delicious on its own.
现在你和你夫人要演一段 对吧 Now you answer your wife, right?
什么 What?
菲尔 唐的妻子身体不适 Listen, Phil, Don's wife is sick.
这位是佩奇 她是文案 This is peggy. She's the copywriter.
-是吗 -效果是一样的 -Aw, really? -It'll be just as good.
开始吧 Go ahead.
-亲爱的 -怎么了 亲爱的 -Honey. -Yes, dear?
我刚才是想说 I was just going to say
我今天不想吃餐后甜点 I don't even think I want dessert.
我做了双人份 Well, I made two.
别拿过去 Don't do that.
不想知道我做了什么吗 Don't you wanna know what it is?
-是清凉维普 -没错 -It's Cool Whip. -That's right, it's Cool Whip.
来试试吧 Just try it.
亲爱的 真的想让我试下吗 Honey, is that really what you want?
没错 试下吧 Yes, I want you to try it.
不想让我尝尝吗 Don't you want me to taste it?
对 来尝尝吧 Yes, just taste it.
为什么 这是装饰奶油吗 Why? Is it a topping?
没错 你还可以放在冰激凌 Yes, and you can put it on ice cream
蛋糕 或者水果上 一起吃 And cake and--and fruit.
所以说这是甜点吗 So it's a dessert, then?
来试试吧 Just try it already.
来尝尝吧 Just taste it.
-谢谢 -谢谢 -Thank you. -Thank you.
-谢谢你 -我的荣幸 -Thank you. -A pleasure.
我们再聊 We'll talk soon.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
我嘴巴好干 I am so thirsty.
我觉得你们演得好极了 Look, I think you did great.
本来这就不是重点 It wasn't what it was about anyway.
他们知道我们会找专业演员 They know we're going to cast it.
你觉得女演员会记得要说"来尝尝吧"吗 You think the actress can remember to say, "Just taste it"?
是你自己不想排练 You didn't want to rehearse.
最后又只是草草过了一遍 You ran it through one time half-assed.
我演过很多遍了 知道自己的台词 Look, I've done it a bunch. I knew my lines.
你觉得梅根会回来去办公室演一遍吗 Do you think Megan would come back and do it in the office?
-不是因为梅根 -是你不想她留在那 -Megan is not the problem. -You didn't want her there!
是你觉得她的一切都威胁着你 You were threatened by everything about her.
我比你花更多时间训练她 I spent more time training her than you did
整整八个月为她说话 and eight months defending her.
为她说话? 她做得好极了 Defending her? She was great at it!
她觉得广告业很愚蠢 She thinks advertising is stupid.
不 她是觉得自己同事 No, she thinks the people she worked with
对她冷嘲热讽又小气 are cynical and petty.
-听着 -我从没做错什么 -Listen---I did everything right,
现在还要挨你骂 and I am still getting it from you.
其实你根本不是在生我的气 所以闭嘴吧 You know what? You are not mad at me, so shut up!
抱歉 此处禁烟 I'm sorry, you can't smoke in here.
-拜托 你是在躲着我吗 -没错 -For god's sake, are you avoiding me? -Yes.
怎么了 What happened?
她在追寻自己的梦 She's following her dream.
非常令人钦佩 That's admirable.
我必须说 我一直觉得她像演员 I gotta say, I can see her as an actress.
不是说她虚伪 只是... not that she's insincere, but, you know.
她一向真诚 She's very sincere.
我一向无法选择自己的梦想 I sure as hell didn't get to choose what I wanted to do.
都是我爸告诉我的 My father told me.
我成长于30年代 I was raised in the '30s.
我的梦想就是就当水管工 My dream was indoor plumbing.
知道吗 她真正想要的是个孩子 You know what? She wants to have a baby.
这只是她追寻过程的开始 This is just the beginning of her process.
我不知道 蜜月的时候我就提议过 I don't know. I suggested that path on our honeymoon.
她说我的孩子够多了 She said my kids were enough.
简之前就想要个孩子 Jane wanted a baby,
但我觉得 何必为难那孩子 But I thought, "Why do that to somebody?"
为何她不能追寻自己的梦想 Why shouldn't she do what she wants?
我不想她走贝蒂的老路 I don't want her to end up like Betty.
或她妈妈的老路 Or her mother.
你该回家了 You gotta go home,
让她知道 双方规律性的日常生活 let her know that there's a routine.
可以帮助你们避免问题 It'll keep you both out of trouble.
莫娜的父亲教我的 Mona's dad told me that.
我恐怕得去上课了 想你哦 I was afraid I was going to leave for class and miss you.
你说过你跟不上潮流 You said you didn't know what was going on.
我给你买了披头士的最新专辑 I bought you the latest Beatles album.
先从这张开始听 Start with this one.
上课愉快 Have fun.
The Beatles - Tomorrow Never Knows
Turn off your mind relax and float downstream
it is not dying
Lay down all thoughts,surrender to the void,
it is shining
yet you may see the meaning of within
it is being
Love is all and love is everyone