Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
钓鱼有什么好比的 人和鱼较劲吗 How is fishing competitive? Man versus fish?
-不是 -早上好 -No. -Morning.
人和人比 比鱼的重量 尺寸 Man versus man. The weighing, the measuring.
此类崇尚静默的比赛还是要提倡的 Got to respect anything that rewards you for silence.
快进来 Come on.
各位早啊 Morning, all.
我妈总告诫我好消息不要急着宣布 My mother always said good news could wait.
但昨晚我和新交的朋友维克多在电话里 But I spent an hour and a half on the phone last night
畅聊了一个半小时 他是《纽约时报》的记者 with my new best friend Victor at the "New York Times."
拉关系 赠报童吗 Gonna get a paper route?
不 他们要给潮爆了的广告公司做个专题 No, they're doing some literary profile on hip agencies.
是新潮 Hep.
此前一个多小时一直对我的人生刨根问底 After an hour of invading the details of my life--
谁叫你从"五月花"号那段历史开始说 You shouldn't start it with the mayflower.
不管怎样 我让他也联系你们了 Anyway, I told him to get in touch with you.
他就想知道我们在忙些什么 He wants to see what we've been up to.
我让琼来安排打理吧 I'll have Joan put it together.
采访你们就别操心了 And don't worry about an interview.
他似乎只对我感兴趣 He seemed to be only interested in talking to me.
斯"坎"德普广告公司 有什么需要帮助吗 Sterling Campbell Draper Pryce, may I help you?
加上这张 And this one.
应该够了 That'll do it.
佩奇一门心思在忙亨氏广告案啊 Peggy really got buried with Heinz.
是的 大部分是金斯伯格先生的作品 Yes, they are mostly Mr. Ginsberg.
瞧瞧你身为创意总监完成的这些得意之作 Look at all the great work you've done as creative director.
瞧这溢美之词 瞧这异禀天赋 Look at all these voices, all this talent.
你真该把那封信一起放进去 You really should put the letter in there.
是吗 都一年前的事了 Should I? That was a year ago.
在旁人看来 它都算不上广告 As far as the world knows, it wasn't really an ad.
但它能够引起话题 It's something to talk about.
我们还在为此受罪呢 We're still suffering for it.
从中获点好处也无妨 Might as well get something out of it.
就放这吧 Leave 'em.
瞧 找职业选手打让你更难受了吧 See, because planing with pros makes you worse
让你自惭形秽了 makes you self conscious.
听着杰西 跟我打高尔夫 Look Jessy, you golf with me,
你肯定能场场赢 you gonna win evreytime.
没 因为我打得臭 No, because I'm terrible.
好的 Okay.
帮我接通麦克斯·罗森伯格的电话 Get Max Rosenberg on the phone.
还以为你的裁缝是意大利人呢 I thought your tailor was Italian.
在贾维茨会展中心的筹款活动上认识的 I met him at the Javits Fundraiser.
他有广告业务要委托 犹太葡萄酒 He's got a piece of business. It's a Jewish wine.
-为什么新业务汇报时不提及 -为什么 -Why not bring it up at new business? -Why?
你不觉得这单生意我们能单干吗 Don't you think we're capable of doing this on our own?
虽说坎贝尔先生对我们的业务贡献良多 Mr. Campbell is very good for our business,
不过还是需要你的老谋深算 But this requires your finesse
以及 老实说 你的犹太妻子 And, frankly, your semitic wife.
伯特 你怎么还没听说我要离婚的事 Bert, how do you not know I'm getting a divorce?
没说莫娜 简 Not Mona, Jane.
简和我打算离婚 Jane and I are getting divorced.
这么快又离? Already?
犹太风有多浓厚 How Jewish are they?
《屋顶上的小提琴手》 台上那种还是台下的 You know, "Fiddler on the Roof," audience or cast?
(根据犹太作家绍莱姆·阿列切姆小说改编的歌舞剧)
是曼尼舍维葡萄酒 问麦克斯 他知道 The company is Manischewitz. Max will know.
别眨眼 试着一直睁着眼睛 You can't blink. Try to keep your eyes open
这样空气进去就会刺得你生疼 so the sting from the air comes in.
像这样 Like this.
爸爸 别忘了给我买彩色铅笔 Daddy, don't forget the colored pencils.
装哭可没用 Whining is not gonna get you anything.
我之所以哭求是因为我急需 I'm crying because I need them
它们来完成我的家谱作业 so badly for my family tree project.
7点晚餐吗 Dinner's at 7:00?
你要工作一整天吗 You're gonna work all day?
现在都3点半了 It's 3:30.
-走了孩子们 -拜拜 -Bye, boys. -Bye-bye.
你是怎么做到的 How'd you do that?
你就把眼睛睁得大大的 Just keep 'em wide open
然后想一些让你难过的事 and think about something that makes you sad.
他们可能在系鞋带 They're probably tying their shoes.
一直是这样 That's what it always is.
我不能一直在这停着 I can't sit here all day.
你不是可以随便停车吗 I thought you could park anywhere.
贝蒂 我开的又不是救护车 Betty, I'm not an ambulance.
挡着别人路呢 We're double-parked.
你挡着路搞什么 老兄 What do you think you're doing, pal?
知道了 老天啊 Okay. Jesus.
去接他们吧 我一会儿绕回来 Just go get 'em. I'll circle.
门童说你在楼下 The doorman said you were downstairs.
梅根呢 Where's Megan?
不知道 可能在洗手间吧 I don't know. In the bathroom.
快把他们都叫来吧 Hurry up, get everybody.
博比 吉恩 妈妈来了 Bobby, Gene, mom's here.
快点儿 Come on.
我们之前有在楼下等 Uh, we were waiting.
大楼管理员通知过你了 And they buzzed you.
亨利把人家的车堵住了 Henry's double-parked.
抱歉 我没注意看时间 I'm sorry. I've lost track of the time.
唐回来晚了 Don's late.
公寓真漂亮 This is quite an apartment.
谢谢 Thank you.
你应该也参观得差不多了吧 I think you've seen most of it.
-博比 快点 -我去叫他们 -Bobby, come on. -I'll go get them.
爸爸应该带彩色铅笔回来的 Daddy was supposed to bring the colored pencils.
我会给你买的 走吧 I'll buy you some. Let's go.
好吧 再见 Okay, goodbye.
再见 Bye.
太讨厌了 This is irritating.
两周后见 I'll see you in two weeks.
再见 Goodbye.
雪宝 让利润越滚越大 A trail of Sno Balls leading to bigger sales.
雪宝 让小贩疯赚的冰冻机器 A frozen machine that makes money for vendors.
如果把它给顾客 也就是孩子们 Now, if it's for the customers, the kids,
他们会让这机器运作起来吗 do they get to work the machine?
去寻找答案吧 Find out.
一个雪人 A snowman...
在沙滩上 on the beach.
雪球掉进了地狱 A Sno Ball's chance in hell.
(俚语 形容机会小的可怜)
没有融化 They don't melt.
却让恶魔为之一振 They're refreshing for the damned.
他们充满了罪恶 They're sinful.
雪宝可以 The Sno ball is the sin
把你卷入地狱 that gets you into hell.
致命的美食诱惑 They're sinfully delicious.
老天 还真不错 Jesus, not bad.
送吉恩去睡觉 我马上就上去 Just put Gene to bed. I'll be right up.
大家都喜欢《纽约客》里面的卡通 Everyone loves the cartoons in the "New Yorker."
我觉得我们也可以效仿一下 And I thought we could do that kind
画些正艰难穿越撒哈拉沙漠的人 口渴难耐 with the guys crawling across the Sahara dying of thirst--
长胡子 破烂的衬衫 the long beard, the tattered shirt.
不过里面有四个人 Only there's four guys.
每个人的脑袋上都有个气泡 And each one has a thought bubble above him.
"水 水 水 雪宝" "Water, water, water, Sno Ball."
-那广告词是什么 -不需要啊 -What's the line? -Doesn't need one.
如果你效仿《纽约客》的风格 Well, if you want to stay with the "New Yorker" thing,
那也要有点笑点才行 maybe some kind of cryptic joke.
已经有一个笑点了 I already have the joke.
好吧 你来 Okay. Your turn.
尽管我不想再走搞笑风格 Ahem. As much as I hate following another comedian.
但雪宝 因为是为孩子们的产品 Sno Ball, because it's for kids,
得非常搞笑才行 demands a big, loud joke.
广告词是 "甩我一脸雪球吧" "Hit me in the face with a Sno Ball" is the tag.
而画面就是 And the picture is
某人被甩了一脸雪球 someone getting hit in the face with a snowball.
甩的不是饮料 Not the drink,
而是一个真实的 又大又白的雪球 an actual round, white, messy snowball.
被甩的人可以是个警察 And when I say someone, I mean a cop,
戴眼镜的老师 school teacher with glasses,
商人 或者印第安酋长 businessman, Indian Chief.
孩子们讨厌的人就行 也可以是只猪 Anybody kids hate. And maybe a pig.
为什么是猪 Why a pig?
不知道 但大家都笑了 I don't know, but everybody laughed.
很不错 是个好主意 Great, so that's a way to go.
我同意 I agree.
而且 雪宝本身就附带着广告词 Also, Sno Ball comes with its own slogan
因为当你想到雪球时 because when you think of a snowball,
90%你会想到"雪球在地狱"那个短语 there's a 90% chance you think of its chance in hell.
对 没错 Oh, right. That's true.
所以我构思了一个恶魔 So I picture this devil
脸上挂着狡黠的笑容 with a mischievous smile on his face,
面对着地狱里的火焰 抿一口雪宝 sipping a Sno Ball in front of the flames of hell.
杯子上满是水珠 The cup is beading with condensation.
你脑中仿佛就出现了他的声音 And in your head you hear his voice,
"没错 连我也爱喝" "Yes, even me."
真是个挺好的创意 That's actually good.
我很高兴能惊艳到你 I'm glad I could surprise you.
不 真的让人印象深刻 No, it's just damn impressive.
你停笔那么长时间 依然是高水准 You could not write for so long and come back with that.
不错 It's good to know.
谢谢 Thank you.
-很厉害 -我还在想广告词 -It's great. -I'm working on the line.
我先把图画好 广告词最后填进去 I'll do the rest of it. That's the easiest part to change.
我们两个创意都开始做吧 So let's run with both of these.
我可以说吗 May I?
朱蒂·斯戴克勒 减了半磅 Judy Steckler, half-pound loss.
真棒 我们这周都很不错 That's so good. We both had a good week.
我也不知道怎么回事 I don't know what happened.
这周我一直没怎么觉得饿 I just wasn't that hungry this week.
没事的 你在这里 你有勇气来到这 Oh, stop it. You're here. You came.
每周的例会逐渐决定 This meeting can start to define what is a good week
每一周是好是坏 and a bad week in our lives.
可是对于瘦人来说 每一周同样有好有坏 But there are good weeks and bad weeks for thin people, too.
来减肥互助会不仅仅是一个 Coming to Weight Watchers is not just a chance
让你更加自信的机会 to feel better about yourself.
也是一个倾诉的机会 It's a chance to share.
所以 比如说 So that if for example,
如果你跟我一样 别靠吃东西来解闷 you're someone like me, you don't stuff yourself
去逃避向家人倾诉 just to keep from telling your family your problems.
各位这周过得怎么样 How was your week, everybody?
贝蒂 Betty?
我这周过得很不好 I had a bad week out there
虽然确实瘦了一些 after having a good week in here.
能站起来吗 亲爱的 Could you stand up, sweetheart?
就是 我 这周 I, you know, had a...
碰见了挺难受的事 a very trying experience.
我处在一个完全陌生的环境里 I was in an unfamiliar place
看到了 and I saw--
产生了一些我不想有的情绪 felt a lot of things I wish I hadn't.
不过我减掉了半磅 And I lost a half a pound.
我应该拍拍自己的肩膀 And I feel like I should pat myself on the back
因为这实在很不容易 because it was really hard.
我们总在以磅来衡量自己的目标 We always talk about our goal in pounds,
但那并非是唯一的标准 不是吗 but that's not all it is, is it?
谢谢你 贝蒂 Thank you, Betty.
还有人吗 凯瑟琳 Anyone else? Katherine with a "K."
博克·代弗林会在科林斯堡长期逗留 Burke Devlin will never be a stranger in Collinsport.
你就按照指示行事 Just do what you're told.
但是他看维姬的眼神 我知道那意味着什么 But the way he looks at Vicky--I know what that means.
科林斯先生 她是他什么人 Who was she to him, Mr. Collins?
她的名字不断出现在我耳边 I've heard her name too many times.
我有什么比不上那个古板的老女人吗 What could that miserable schoolmarm offer him that I can't?
我不想活了 不活了 I'll kill myself! I will!
那个女人是谁 Who the hell is this woman?
一个新人物 She's a new character.
她是个厨师 恋爱中的厨师 She's a cook and she's in love.
她是个疯子 没吃药的疯子 She's insane. She needs a drink.
他们就是要我表现得失控一点 They want you to be emotional.
你还没看过演出呢 You haven't even seen the show.
我看过肥皂剧的 I've seen a soap opera.
但是没看过这么烂的 I don't think I've seen one this bad.
这不是个惊悚片吗 And isn't this supposed to be scary?
我不是来听你教我如何表演的 I didn't come for an acting lesson,
谢谢你让我更紧张了 but thank you for making me more nervous.
别这样 我们以前一起嘲笑过这种烂戏的 Come on, we used to laugh about this together.
你快去帮他们化腐朽为神奇吧 You'll go in and turn that chuck into tenderloin.
知道吗 这对你来说可能不算什么 You know what? It's just so easy for you
你现在养尊处优 from your throne on 73rd and park.
我们表演是为了混口饭吃 Some of us act for a living
没活干的时候还要给人家端盘子 and we wait tables when we don't.
-你说话真不公平 -是的 确实不公平 -That's not fair. -No, it isn't.
你要我说什么 What do you want me to say?
说我无论如何也要演这个烂戏吗 That I'd kill for an audition in this piece o crap?
好吧我会的 高兴了吧 I would. Are you happy?
对不起 我很紧张 Look, I'm sorry. I'm nervous.
我有段时间没接到活儿了 I haven't had a job in a while
你是幸运儿 没别的意思 And you're lucky, that's all.
我的确很幸运 I am.
我得走了 我还要上班 I've got to go. I've got a shift.
感恩节我带什么过来 What should I bring for Thanksgiving?
带甜食吧 Something sweet.
金斯伯格先生来见您 Mr. Ginsberg is here to see you.
这连点游戏很不错 最后连起来是什么 I like the connected dots. What's it end up being?
确切地说 Actually, it's reminiscent
有不同回忆的人 会看到不同的图 of certain experiences for some people.
坐吧 Have a seat.
-迈克 能保密吗 -不行 -Michael, can you keep a secret? -Nope.
我有个潜在客户 需要你帮忙 I need you to do some work for me on a prospective account.
我会约客户吃个饭 It will involve a client dinner.
然后宰一把 And murder.
不会带你去的 You're not going to dinner.
我需要你的一些创意 What I need from you is a couple of ideas
那个公司名字是帝王葡萄酒业公司 for a company called Monarch Wines.
酒的品牌叫曼尼舍维 The brand is Manischewitz.
-你觉得我是犹太人 -不要插嘴 -You assume that I'm Jewish. -Stop talking.
那公司之前主要给犹太人做洁食酒 They make wine for Jews.
现在他们想生产一种酒卖给正常人 And now they're making one they want to sell to normal people.
你知道我什么意思 就是我这种人 You know what I mean--people like me.
我觉得他们会接受任何点子 I think they're open to anything,
但是要性价比高 有惊喜 有震撼力 but it has to be cheap, surprise, but impactful.
星期五晚上之前把你最好的点子拿给我 Bring me a couple of your best by sundown Friday.
我是做过一点调查的 I have done a little research.
我是为公司工作的 You know, I work for the agency.
我不知道我会不会跟唐说 And I don't know I want to keep a secret from Don.
你认识唐的 高个子 坏脾气 You know Don --tall guy, short temper.
吃饭的目的就是让他们认为这是我的点子 For the purposes of this dinner these are my ideas.
如果谈成了 唐自然会让你接手 If it works out, Don will obviously pick you for it
然后你可以有新的点子 and you can come up with them all over again.
我知道 但是为什么 Yeah, but why?
跟你说 迈克 Well, Michael,
当一个人讨厌另外一个人 when a man hates another man
非常非常讨厌 very, very much,
有时候他想知道某种东西就属于他 sometimes he wants to know that something is his,
即使最后他也不得不放弃 even if in the end he has to give it up.
你真的很讨厌坎贝尔 You really do hate Campbell.
我现在不再花精力去讨厌别人了 I don't devote all the energy to hating people anymore.
都是为了库珀先生 It's for Mr. Cooper.
我有什么回报 这工作量挺大的 And what's for me? It's a lot of work.
我现在的客户会受影响的 My paying clients might suffer.
老天 我要被你们这些人榨干了 Jesus, I am bankrolling this entire outfit.
先给100元 然后星期一早上另给100 Say 100 now and 100 Monday morning.
200块只够你擦屁股 You wipe your ass with 200 bucks.
拿着就是了 Here, take it.
我以后身上不能带那么多钱了 I've got to start carrying less cash.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不能一周五天都吃鱼 I can't eat fish five times a week.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不想你饿着睡觉 I don't want you to go to bed hungry.
又不经常这样 I don't do it all the time.
你先去睡吧 Go to sleep.
可以盛出来了 You better take it out.
坐吧 这样挺好的 Sit down. This is nice.
因为我管不住自己的嘴 Don't know that it's nice that I've driven you to this
害你挨饿有什么好的 because I can't control myself.
亲爱的 不是你的问题 Sweetheart, it's got nothing to do with you.
那是为什么 Well, what is it?
没什么 Nothing.
我只是慢慢发现 I've just been putting it together
这个工作没前途 that this job is a dead end.
林赛想让别人帮他参选吗 Does Lindsay want someone else for the campaign?
(约翰·林赛 时任纽约市长)
林赛不想参选 Lindsay's not running.
他总是这么说 但你知道的 He keeps saying that, but, you know.
贝蒂 是我老在说 Betty, I'm the one who keeps saying it.
但他却是认真的 Turns out he's the one who means it.
他想等到第72年 He wants to wait until '72,
但现在时机已经成熟了 but now's the time.
他一退出 洛基就会得到提名 Once he's out, Rocky will get the nomination.
(纳尔逊·洛克菲勒 时任纽约州长 后为美国副总统)
洛基不能参选 他离婚了 Rocky can't run. He's divorced.
没人在乎 他刚连任了州长 Nobody cares anymore. He just got re-elected governor.
我跟错人了 贝蒂 I bet on the wrong horse, Betty.
忙到最后只是一场空 I jumped ship for nothing.
不过是个小挫折罢了 This is a setback.
你总是为别人着想 You're always thinking about other people,
又很生气因为没人为你着想 and then you're angry because no one's thinking about you.
但我想着你 But I am.
把自己的问题怪到别人身上总是很容易 It's so easy to blame our problems on others,
但只有自己能为自己做主 But really we're in charge of ourselves.
我会帮你的 And I'm here to help you
就像你帮我一样 As you're here to help me.
我们一起为接下来的事做打算 We'll figure out what's next.
几点了 What time is it?
半夜了吧 Midnight, I think.
能算做是明天的进食吗 Can I count it as tomorrow?
好啊 Okay.
吃吧 Now.
喂 Hello?
喂 Hello.
你有什么事 What do you want?
和你吃晚餐 I want to have dinner.
这样好吗 Is that a good idea?
你知道吗 简 You know what, Jane?
我们一起吃迷幻药的时候 When we took L.S.D.,
你发誓你会永远支持我 You swore to me that you would always be there for me.
别再提那晚我说了什么 Stop telling me things I said that night.
就像我知道我没保证过立刻再婚 Like I know I didn't promise to remarry right away
来帮你省赡养费 just to save you alimony.
不 是真的 No, this is true.
我现在有个无关痛痒的工作 And I have a very painless exercise,
就是去和一些很重要的客户吃饭 which is taking some extremely important clients to dinner
但要带你在身边 and having you on my arm.
你怎么不带琼去 Why don't you ask Joanie?
她不是专业吗 She's a professional something.
因为他们只想见你 Because they're dying to meet you.
你会喜欢他们的 一顿饭而已 You'd like them. It's a dinner.
算我欠你的 I'll owe you.
我要你帮我买间新公寓 I want you to buy me a new apartment.
你现在住的有什么不好 What's wrong with the one you're in?
你妈是房东 Your mother is my landlord.
而且说实话 这里有太多回忆了 And honestly, it has a lot of memories
住在这里很痛苦 and it's painful to be here.
如果我不从新的地方开始 And I feel like I can't start a new life
我也没办法开始新的生活 until I start a new life.
这真是史上最贵的晚餐了 This is the most expensive dinner in history.
你答应了 我已经找到一间完美的房子了 Really? Because I found the perfect one.
那就庆幸我给你打电话了吧 Well, you're lucky I called, then.
好吧 Fine.
让你的律师通知我的律师时间 Have your lawyer tell my lawyer what time dinner is.
某人是不是该说声谢谢 I don't know, I feel like one of us should say thank you.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你怎么来了 What are you doing here?
你不能来这儿 You can't be here.
我想你 I missed you.
你在我脑海里挥之不去 And I kept thinking about you.
我以为我们已经结束了 I thought you were done with me.
我是忘了你 I forgot you.
但我又在《纽约时报》周末特刊上看见你了 And then I saw you in the "New York Times" Sunday magazine.
我能去看电视吗 Can I go watch TV?
作业都做完了 Did you finish everything?
做完了 你可以检查 Yeah. You can check it.
是吗 拿来看看 Yeah? I just might do that.
你怎么还在画家谱 My god, are you still working on the tree?
他们只关心名字而已 All they care about is the names.
我有个问题 Well, I have questions.
梅根和亨利要算进去吗 Do Megan and Henry get branches?
当然了 和我们写在一起 Of course. They get a branch off of us
因为我们是你父母 because we're your parents.
这是些什么乱七八糟的 What is this mess?
你每天都带着这些东西 You carry this around with you every day?
这些放进数学文件夹里 This goes in your math folder.
这些是拼写的 This goes in your spelling.
你上课就在画这些 Is this what you're doing in class?
不是 这是在爸爸那画的 No, I made it at daddy's.
挺好的 Well, it's very nice,
虽然我不知道它为什么还笑得出来 Although I don't know why he's smiling.
"亲爱的梅根 "Lovely Megan,
我去买灯泡 I went to buy a light bulb.
这样等我回来时 When I get back,
才能把你看得更清楚 I'll see you better.
爱你的唐" Love, Don."
作业都完成得不错 Everything looks good.
这里我来收拾 你去看电视吧 I'll take care of this. You can go.
对了 别忘了写上你爸爸的原配 You know what? Don't forget your daddy's first wife.
已经写上你了 伊丽莎白·霍夫斯特·弗朗西斯 You're right here. Elizabeth Hofstadt Francis.
不 在我之前你爸爸还结过一次婚 No, your father had another wife before me.
是吗 He did?
我真惊讶他居然没告诉你 I'm surprised he didn't tell you that.
是梅根和我一起画的 Megan helped me.
你写下来就是了 她叫安娜·德雷柏 Just put it down. It's Anna Draper.
她去世了 快把作业交掉 She's a deceased. And turn it in already.
我可不想学校给我来电话 I don't want another call from school.
她是谁 Who is she?
我不知道为什么梅根没跟你说 去问她 I don't know why Megan didn't tell you. Ask her.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
我的办公室在隔壁保险公司的 Hey, I've got an office just across the ladies' room
女卫生间的对面 from the insurance company next door.
起码你的还在这儿 At least you're over here.
我可是个部门总监 I'm the head of my department.
工作认真负责 业绩突出 And I've been working very hard and doing very well.
可是什么好处也没给我 And nothing has changed here.
给我的全是些空头支票 It's a lot of empty promises.
他们许诺你什么了 What were you promised?
好啊 Hello.
那儿可真是一团糟 It's a mess in there.
两个策划都很吸引人 Both campaigns draw you in,
但是方式不同 这个是系列广告 but in different ways. This one's a series.
要是哈里推广的好 人们就会好奇谁是下一个 If Harry rolls it out right, you wonder who's gonna get hit next.
这想法真赞 That's great.
而左边这个 And this one pulls you in
当恶魔之音在脑海盘旋 你就会深陷其中 as you hear the evil voice inside your head.
"一切因此而改变" "This could change everything."
我比较喜欢恶魔这个 I think the devil is clever.
让人想起"雪球进了地狱"这个短语 "Snowball's chance in hell" and so forth.
不过我认为雪球打脸的创意 But I think the getting hit in the face
有种 童趣 has a loud, juvenile quality.
给雪宝增添了一份乐趣 That makes a Sno Ball seem more fun than a soft drink.
确实 客户一直强调使人精神振作 Also, they kept talking about refreshing,
这直接就是把雪球拍到脸上 And this one is literally a slap in the face.
恶魔的创意也能变成系列广告 The devil could be a series, too.
我们可以把他置于不同的情景中 We could see what he's up to in different situations.
正好符合沃伦提过的极渴的情境 And it's got the heat that Warren talked about for thirst.
这个想法更有趣点 This one's funnier.
不如我们以雪球创意打头 恶魔用来保险 Let's lead with that one and take them both.
好极了 Great.
有趣的创意 做的很出色 Funny stuff. Really good work.
-谢谢夸奖 -谢谢 -Thank you. -Thank you.
我去喝点东西 I've got drinks.
给它们上色 Take these to full color.
遵命 Absolutely.
-几点了 -再见 文案们 -What time is it? -Bye, creative.
"盖世功业 敢叫天公折服" "Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair."
(出自雪莱《奥西曼提斯》)
你该把这首诗读全 傻瓜 You should read the rest of that poem, you boob.
余下诗句是:
此外无一物
但见废墟周围
寂寞平沙空莽莽
伸向荒凉的四方
快 过来 Come on. Here.
再见 Bye-bye.
萨丽 Sally?
-萨丽 -再见 -Sally. -Bye.
在家待得开心 Have fun.
出发吧 Come on. Let's go.
要不要给你做点什么 你还什么都没吃呢 Do you want me to make you something? You haven't eaten.
我说了我没有胃口 I told you I don't want anything.
你今天怎么一直这么凶 Why are you being so nasty today?
因为你很虚伪 Because you're a phony.
你怎么可以这么跟我说话 Hey, you don't talk to me like that.
-安娜是谁 -什么 -Who is Anna? -What?
你装作是我的朋友 You acted like you were friends with me.
实际上对他唯命是从 But you really do whatever he says.
你知道吗 And guess what.
不要自命不凡了 你和安娜都不特别 You're not special. And neither was Anna.
你从哪儿听来的 Where did you hear that?
我之前一直把你当朋友 You were my friend first.
是谁告诉你她的事的 Who told you about her?
一个不会对我说谎的人 Someone who doesn't lie.
一个不虚情假意装作在乎我学业的人 Someone who didn't just pretend to care about my school project.
萨丽 听我说 我没说谎 Sally, listen to me. I wasn't lying.
我只是觉得 那事不该由我来说 I just--I didn't think it was my place to say.
全天下就我不知情 Everybody knows.
你还小 这事很复杂 You're a little girl. And it's complicated.
你不必开脱 只会越描越黑 Fine, just keep digging yourself deeper.
我不知道你妈妈跟你说了些什么 I don't know what your mother told you,
但你爸爸和安娜结婚只是为了扶持彼此 But your father and Anna got married to help each other.
他们从未同居 也没孩子 真的 They never lived together and they never had any babies. Honest.
那他为什么要娶她 So why did he marry her?
那是很久之前的事了 It was a long time ago.
只有那样他们才能摆脱困境 And back then it was the only way to help each other out.
那他为什么要娶你 So why did he marry you?
-你该问你爸爸 -我才不要 -Talk to your father. -I don't want to.
你也不准跟他打小报告 我是认真的 And don't tell him I asked. I mean it.
你这是要躲起来哭吗 Are you going to make yourself cry?
我是你的朋友 I am your friend, you know.
朱蒂·斯戴克勒 我可以说吗 Ooh, Judy Steckler--may I?
掉了整整一磅 Lost a full pound.
真好 Good.
真是一个完美的句号 What a nice way to end things.
简直像在做梦 I don't know what happened.
没有 你做的很好 No, it's good.
贝蒂 保持总比又变重好 Betty, you know maintaining is better than gaining.
一周都还不到 It wasn't even a full week.
现在让我们为在座的每一位鼓掌庆贺 Now everyone deserves a round of applause.
你们周六能来到此地 You came on a Saturday.
这是再好不过的了 This is the best thing you can do
眼看感恩节就要到来 大家都面临挑战 with the challenge of thanksgiving ahead.
我们很清楚这挑战不光来自饕餮大餐 And we know it's not just the meal.
而是要下厨 对吧 It's the cooking, right?
你得每道菜都尝过来 You have to taste everything.
我们本应该感谢能品尝如此丰盛的大餐 We're supposed to be thankful for this,
但是食物只是一种象征 but the food is just a symbol of all the other things.
我们应当更加注重自己的子女 We should fill ourselves with our children,
家庭 丈夫 our homes, our husbands,
健康 将幸福填满内心 our health, our happiness.
有没有人来说说感恩节打算怎么过 So who has a plan for how they're gonna handle the day?
感恩节前一天怎么过 And the day before?
还有别忘了处理剩菜剩饭 And let's not forget about leftovers.
我想确认她已经睡着了 Just wanted to make sure she was asleep.
她怎么了 What's going on with her?
她问我安娜的事 She asked me about Anna.
显然贝蒂告诉了她 Betty obviously told her.
-你在开玩笑吗 -没有 -Are you kidding me? -No.
我觉得自己已经尽最大努力处理好这事了 But I think I handled the situation as best I could.
谁让你乱解释了 Who the hell told you to say anything?
你要干嘛 What are you doing?
妈的 这事与你无关 Damn it, this has nothing to do with you.
你给我小声点 Keep your voice down.
我不能总让她小人得志 I'm not gonna let her keep getting away with this crap.
你这样是在火上浇油 You're just gonna make it worse.
难道纵容她这样撒泼干涉我的私生活吗 And let her keep sticking her fat nose in my business?
算了吧 Let it go.
好啊 那我该跟萨丽怎么解释 Yeah, and what am I supposed to say to Sally?
什么都别说 我答应她不会告诉你的 Nothing. I promised her I wouldn't tell you.
天呐 你怎么也这么幼稚 Jesus, who's the child here?
把你的手拿开 Get your hand off the phone.
你以为这是偶然的吗 You think this is an accident?
如果你打电话给她 那是正中她下怀 If you call her, you're giving her exactly what she wanted--
好让她享受恶毒的快感 the thrill of having poisoned us from 50 miles away.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不知道还能怎么做 I didn't know what else to do.
我也很抱歉 I'm sorry about that.
我以为没人了呢 I didn't think anybody'd still be here.
我过会儿就走了 你是来偷东西的吗 I'm gonna leave in a minute. You come to steal something?
才不是 我是帮罗杰干活 Nah, I'm doing some work for Roger.
但我不能告诉别人 But I'm not supposed to tell anybody.
是个葡萄酒广告 他要引那帮家伙上钩 It's a wine. He's trying to reel them in.
想见面时显得足智多谋 Wants to look smart at the meeting.
然后他就叫你帮忙 And he asked you?
怎么说呢 What can I say?
我天赋异禀又知恩图报 I have gifts and I'm grateful.
给你个忠告 Well, just so you know,
如果你告诉大家 他是不会付你钱的 he's not going to pay you if you tell everybody.
他已经付了 He already did.
要是你告诉我你的看法 我说不定还能分你点 Maybe I'll throw some of it your way if you tell me what you think.
我不稀罕 I don't care.
出门买百吉饼了
爱你
文章登出来了 对我们只字未提 The article came out and we're not mentioned.
什么 What?
尽是些白痴的报道 屁话连篇 It's a bullshit piece on the usual assholes.
他把他们比作哲学家 He compares them to philosophers.
稍等 Hold on.
看52页 Page 52.
等一下 等一下 Hold on. Hold on.
广告是科学 艺术 还是商业
170页让你跌破眼镜 170 is the kicker.
潭加利杜松子酒
老天 他们看起来像吉祥三宝 Jesus, they look like Peter, Paul and Mary.
他们怎么会选了这几个活宝 Why are they picking them?
不知道也不在乎 I don't know and I don't care.
也许这就是问题所在 Maybe that's the problem.
是你去跟他谈了一个小时 You were the one who talked to him for an hour.
我以为他是你至交呢 I thought he was your best friend.
明显你没做到位 You obviously made no impression.
-他是个无耻鼠辈 -我告诉你 -He's a rat bastard. -You know what?
别把我叫醒了 还把你的错误怪在我头上 Don't wake me up and throw your failures in my face.
今天星期天 拜托 It's Sunday, for Christ's sake.
萨丽 过来 你们俩回自己房间 Sally, get back here. Boys, back to your room.
到这儿来 Get over here.
-你有什么要问我吗 -没有 -Do you have something you want to ask me? -No.
你有 但你觉得最好问梅根 You do but you thought it'd be better to ask Megan.
她不该告诉你的 She wasn't supposed to say anything.
那她到底该怎么做 And what was she supposed to do exactly?
别再撒谎 Not lie again.
很抱歉 Well, I'm sorry.
我知道你会这样想 I know it's my fault that you even have to
都是我的责任 think about things like this.
-你只是个孩子 -我不是孩子了 -You're a little girl. -I'm not a little girl.
那你应该意识到 Well, then you should realize
你妈妈不在乎会不会伤害你 that your mother doesn't care about hurting you.
她只想伤害我们 She just wants to hurt us.
-你有完没完 -没有 -Are you done? -No.
安娜和我的婚姻是法律束缚的 Anna and were married because of a law.
丝毫与爱情无关 她只是个朋友 It wasn't romantic. She was a friend.
我愿意什么都告诉你 可惜她去世了 And I would have told you all about her, but she died.
我们去加利福尼亚的那次就是她家吗 Is she the woman whose house we went to in California?
叫你迪克的那个 The one who called you Dick?
是的 Yes.
我真心希望你见过她 And I really wish you'd met her.
你该知道一个成年人 Now, you realize an adult
会去向梅根道歉 哪怕只是无心之过 would apologize to Megan even if telling her was an accident.
好的 Okay.
去把我卧室的电话挂掉 Go hang up the phone in my room.
里面有给我吃的吗 Anything for me in there?
你怎么不让金斯伯格帮你买午饭 Why don't you have Ginsberg get your lunch?
莫霍克航空的活我做的很好 That Mohawk work I did for you was great.
我也保守了秘密 And I kept it a secret,
金斯伯格我就不好说了 which is more than I can say for Ginsberg.
是曼尼舍维酒 他很适合做这个活 It's Manischewitz. He was perfect for it.
我受够了大家都这么想 I'm sick of hearing people think that way.
我也不是飞机啊 I'm not an airplane either.
我可以为任何东西写广告 I can write for anything.
知道吗 在以前那栋楼里 You know, in the old buildings,
有一部公司高层专用电梯 they used to have an executive elevator.
你真不忠心 You are not loyal.
你只为自己着想 You only think about yourself.
你是我老婆吗 Were we married?
你也只为你自己考虑 Because you're thinking about yourself, too.
事实就是这样 大家都为自己着想 That's the way it is. It's every man for himself.
奎德的部门研发了雪宝 Quaid's department developed Sno Ball,
他会再提 and he will remind you.
我们有鲍勃·丹尼森 We've got Bob Dennison,
代表本地瓶装饮料公司 who speaks for the local bottlers.
还有应付零售商的 We'll also have Michael Lloyd and Warren Kent,
迈克·罗伊德和沃伦·肯特 who deal with the local retailers.
-要帮忙吗 -我不打算带两份创意 -You want me to get those? -I'm not taking two.
萨丽 Sally?
萨丽 赶紧过来 Sally, get in here right now.
刚才是英格尔老师 That was Mrs. Engel.
看来你的家谱得了个A+ Apparently you got an A+ on your family tree.
她觉得你现在进步很大 She thinks you're really turning things around.
只不过是一幅画而已 It's just a drawing.
我为你感到自豪 Well, I'm very proud of you.
你该去谢谢梅根的帮助 You should thank Megan for her help.
她帮助了你 不是吗 She helped you, didn't she?
大概吧 I guess so.
她说的跟你差不多 She just told me the same stuff you did.
是吗 Really?
你问她安娜的事了 You asked her about Anna?
嗯 爸爸给我看了照片 Yes. Daddy showed me pictures.
他们好像都很喜欢她 and they spoke very fondly of her.
你可以去看会儿电视了 I guess you've earned some TV.
于是我在州际公路上靠边停车 So I pulled over to the side of the interstate
然后把他连人带行李赶出了车 and I let him out with his luggage and everything.
他可不是我家亲戚 He is not related to me.
西格尔是个常见的姓氏 Siegel's a very common name.
你可不想 You wouldn't want to think
所有姓罗森伯格的人都是你亲戚吧 everyone named Rosenberg is related to you.
(著名的有 艾尔弗雷德·罗森伯格 纳粹思想创始人之一)
我一开始没打算开这个玩笑 I didn't want to say it.
天知道这个国家怎么这么多偏见 Lord knows there's been plenty of prejudice in this country.
从小在曼哈顿长大 But growing up in Manhattan,
我一直很羡慕人们之间的 I've always envied the humor,
幽默 亲近 以及相互之间的联系 the closeness, the way your people keep track of each other.
所以你倒插门进来 So you married your way in, huh?
我向来认为犹太女人 I've always thought Jewish women
是世上最美的女人 are the most beautiful women in the world.
真会讨人开心 Now that's a sales bitch.
很抱歉我迟到了 I'm sorry I'm late.
这是我儿子伯纳德 This is my son Bernard.
我们还在喝开胃酒 We're still on drinks.
我是罗杰·斯特林 这是我妻子简 Roger Sterling, this is my wife Jane.
-叫我伯尼 -很高兴见到你 -Bernie. -Nice to meet you.
很抱歉 我把船开出来 I'm sorry about that. I took the boat out.
然后就被困住了 We got stuck.
是吗 是什么样的船 Really? What kind of boat?
不 你们两个等会儿私下聊 No, you two can discuss the details later.
我爸爸很不喜欢游艇 My dad doesn't like yachts
因为他上次坐的是下等仓 because last time he was on one, he rode steerage.
看看你现在在哪儿 And look where you are now.
我一直很想知道罗杰怎么想的 I've been trying to find out what Roger thinks,
但他一定要等你 but he wanted to wait for you.
我是在等甜点 以确保你喜欢我 I wanted to wait for dessert, make sure you liked me.
有什么可不喜欢的呢 What's not to like?
我的理解是 你想把曼尼舍维 As I understand it, you're trying to get Manischewitz
卖给不同类型的人 into the hands of different kinds of people.
所以对我们而言 关键在于 So to us, it seemed the key was,
各种不同类型的人 well, different kinds of people.
注意过公交车身吗 那就是移动广告 If you ever look at the side of a bus, it's a moving billboard.
乘客看不到广告 The passengers can't see the ad,
但是每个人都能看到乘客 but everyone can see the passengers.
我的想法是 把公交车座的图片 The idea was to put a picture of the bus seats
贴到车身两侧的窗户下面 on the side of the bus right below the window
正好在真人下方 where the real people are,
画上他们的下半身 show the bottom halves of their bodies
每个座位下面都画着曼尼舍维 with a case of Manischewitz under each of their seats.
看起来就像每人都买了一瓶酒 So it looks like whoever's riding the bus has bought the wine.
真是个聪明的点子 Isn't that clever?
如此绝妙创意是你想出的吗 So you thought that up, huh?
我专门在赴宴之前 Well, I engaged some of our creatives ad hoc
稍微咨询了一下公司的创意人员 and in anticipation of this dinner.
我觉得 就算你不喜欢 I figured even if you didn't like it,
至少也能看到我们的能力 you could see what we were capable of.
我知道什么是好的 I know what's good.
有人需要菜单吗 Do we need menus?
-我要 -如果有人愿意和我分 -I do. -I'm getting the chateaubriand
我就来份夏多布里昂牛排 if someone will split it with me.
你似乎喜欢这里的炸蟹角吧 I thought you liked the crabs rangoon here.
我刚刚吃过了 I just had some.
罗杰 你的船是什么样子的 So, Roger, what kind of boat do you have?
难道只有我能边喝边工作吗 Am I the only one who can work and drink at the same time?
-怎么样 -他们很满意 -What happened? -They laughed,
他们认可了 我们也已经庆祝过了 they bought it and we already celebrated.
我来公司是因为西岸还有三个小时下班 I'm only here because I've got three hours left on the coast.
-好样的 -那当然 -Hot damn! -I knew it.
等等 我们忙死忙活 Hold on. We work our ass off
谈成了也不给我们说一声 and we don't even warrant a call?
告诉我点细节 Blow by blow, please.
唐说得精彩绝伦 客户觉得创意很聪明 Don pitched the hell out of it, they said it was clever.
而且正如我预测 孩子们喜欢卡通魔鬼 And apparently kids like devils in cartoons as I predicted.
是吗 他们不喜欢另一个 Oh, really? They didn't like the other one?
我不知道 唐放在的士里了 I don't know. He left it in the cab.
开什么玩笑 客户压根没看过另一个 Are you kidding me? They never even heard it?
生意谈成了 还有别的事吗 We made a sale. Anything else?
我准备订餐 I'm going to order some dinner.
当然 他今晚估计也没用 Sure. He's gonna be useless tonight.
你突然不介意告诉别人我是犹太人了 So, you suddenly have no problem telling people I'm Jewish?
你准备跟伯尼约会吗 You going to meet Bernie?
什么 不 What? No.
那你不会两天后给他打电话 So you're not gonna call him in two days
说我们离婚了 and tell him we're separated?
谁叫你自己不说你是我丈夫 You had your chance to say who I sleep with.
但你应该帮我把这桩生意谈成 Well, you're supposed to help me land this.
如果你们间有进一步发展 So if something goes on between the two of you,
你最好假装你仍然是已婚人士 you'd better pretend you're still married.
我保证 小甜心(犹太语) I promise, bubbeleh.
对不起 I'm sorry.
但你至少该让我 The least you can do is show me
看看你从我们协议里捞到的好处 what the better end of this deal looks like.
-什么意思 -那间公寓 -What do you mean? -The apartment.
让我看看 Show it to me.
以后还有什么机会 When else am I gonna get a chance?
我还没搬进去 我刚拿到钥匙 I'm not moved in. I just got the key.
看上去很有潜力 Has a lot of potential.
你这么认为 You think so?
我想你了 I have missed you.
罗杰 等等 Roger, wait.
怎么了 What?
我很惊讶你今天也工作 I'm surprised you're working today.
这周生意比较集中 We roll out all our business this week.
我只想和我的小宝贝尽量多待一会儿 Well, I'm just gonna spend as much time as I can with my girl
因为之后我不得不和家人过节 before I'm trapped with my family over the holiday.
你猜怎么着 霍华德 You know what, Howard?
你为什么不和她过感恩节 Why don't you spend Thanksgiving with her,
让我去你家搞你老婆 and I'll go to your house and screw your wife?
你在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding me?
那我祝你好运 Good luck with that.
别人老婆总是更美 不是吗 But I guess the grass is always greener, right?
我知道你看见我了 I know you saw me.
我还以为你在躲某人 I thought you were hiding from someone.
你最终大胆地决定 That was a bold last-minute decision
采用自己的创意 going with your idea.
我觉得那更符合客户要求 I thought it was more what they wanted.
我们永远不会知道 不是吗 Well, we'll never know, will we?
因为他们根本没机会看到我的 Because they never heard mine.
听着 我不喜欢带两个创意 Look, I don't like going in with two ideas.
那显得没有决心 It's weak.
你倒是很有决心 选了自己的 And you don't wanna be weak, so you picked yours.
他们买账了 那才是我们的目标 不是吗 And they bought it, which is our goal, isn't it?
我一点都不在乎 What do I care?
我有千千万万个创意 I got a million of 'em.
-千千万万个 -很好 -A million. -Good.
真幸运你是为我工作 I guess I'm lucky you work for me.
我为你感到悲哀 I feel bad for you.
我压根就没想过你 I don't think about you at all.
-早安 德雷柏先生 -早 -Morning, Mr. Draper. -Morning.
我用了里面的牙刷 希望那是你的 I used the toothbrush in there. I hope it's yours.
你为什么那么做 Why did you do that?
上帝啊 不是那个去世男住客的吧 Jesus, it doesn't belong to the dead guy, does it?
是粉色的 It's pink.
我说过我为什么要这公寓 你根本没听 I told you why I wanted this apartment and you ignored me.
我都给你买了啊 I hardly ignored you.
现在这间和之前那间毫无区别 Now this is no different than the last place.
是吗 我觉得这间更好 Really? I think it's nicer.
现在不是了 Not anymore.
你毁了一切 You ruined this.
见鬼 Shit.
一切都如你所愿 You get everything you want
而你还要这么做 and you still had to do this.
你说的对 You're right.
我不知为何会那么做 I don't know why I did that.
我感觉很糟 I feel terrible.
闻起来很香 Smells good.
我刚和茱莉亚通完电话 I just got off the phone with Julia.
她得到了那个角色 She got the part.
祝贺她 Good for her.
她让我买香槟 She asked me to buy champagne.
买吧 你想让她开心 And you will because you want her to be happy.
屋里热死了 开空调了吗 It's hot as hell in here. Turn on the air.
开到最大风了 去准备一下 It's on full blast. Go get ready.
-那至少把门打开 -不 别 -Open the door at least. -No, don't.
广播说今天有烟雾污染 The radio said there's a smog emergency.
(1966年感恩节纽约烟雾污染导致169至400人死亡)
空气有毒 我不想放进来 The air is toxic. I don't want that in here.
火鸡看起来真棒 That is a good-looking bird.
妈妈 等等 我们应该先说感恩的话 Mommy, wait. We're supposed to say what we're thankful for.
她饿了 博比 She's hungry, Bobby.
不 我觉得挺好 No, I think it's nice.
说吧 小家伙 Go ahead, buddy.
我想感谢 我有两座房子 I'm thankful that I have two houses
它们都很大 而且我得到了新雪橇 and they're both really big and I got a new sled.
我想感谢 我在学校成绩很好 I'm thankful that I'm doing good in school.
成绩不错 Doing well.
我想感谢 我得到了想要的一切 I am thankful that I have everything I want.
没人比我过的更好 And that no one else has anything better.
我也是 开吃吧 Me, too. Let's eat.