Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
-喂 -抱歉这个时候打来 -Hello? -I apologize for the hour.
按你的意思回避了你的同事 You instructed me to avoid your officers.
不过我有好消息 But we have good news.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank goodness.
议事部经过商讨 最终如约达成一致 The Hansard procedure negotiations have concluded as promised.
你只要在周四前缴纳全部的2900英镑 You need only wire the full 2,900 by Thursday
纳税史就从此一清二白 and your slate will be clear with the revenue.
如约? As promised?
你不是约定可以帮我全身而退吗 Your promise was to extricate me from this situation altogether.
我约定的是让你免于牢狱之灾 My promise was to keep you out of prison.
周四 Thursday...
两天内我上哪弄来8000美金 How am I supposed to find $8,000 in two days?
不可能的事 这哪是好消息 That's not possible. That's no help at all.
听着 莱恩 Look, Lane,
你把大英帝国的财富交给国外势力支配 you gave Her Majesty's portion to a foreign power
税收官可一直想 and the tax man is keen to
找个海外侨胞杀鸡儆猴呢 make an example of an expatriate.
所以这对你已经是最好的消息了 This is the very best news there could be.
去拿支铅笔 You should get a pencil.
记下我所说的 I'll give you formation.
这么晚了你在这干嘛呢 What are you doing out here?
公事 你回去睡吧 亲爱的 Uh, business. Go back to bed, dear.
-你在找什么呢 -马上给我回去睡 -What are you looking for? -Go back to bed this minute!
斯嘉丽 帮我拿着站在这儿 Scarlett, hold this and stand here.
不 No.
金西先生来电约谈午餐事宜 Mr. Kinsey called regarding lunch.
他什么意思 What does he want?
他应该就想和你吃顿午饭吧 I think he wants to have lunch.
-他怎么了 电话里挺有礼貌的 -可不是 -What's wrong with him? He's very polite. -Yeah.
你是没看到他在肯单身派对上的模样 You should have seen him at Ken's bachelor party.
他应该是嗑了迷幻药 I think he was on L.S.D..
真的 Really?
他似乎威胁要顺道"拜访"一下你 Well, he's sort of been threatening to "spot" by.
斯嘉丽 你在这呢 Scarlett, here you are.
抱歉 普莱斯先生 找我有事吗 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Pryce. Do you need me?
我要找克雷恩先生 想让你通报一声的 Only in that I wanted you to direct me to Mr. Crane.
请你回避一下 Please leave us.
我待会儿和他去喝咖啡 I'll meet him for coffee.
我想跟你了解一下 I was hoping we could discuss
第一季度媒体方面的企划 the first quarter media projections.
好的 Sure.
数字看上去很可观啊 These numbers are very positive.
只是企划而已 They're projections.
取自于对现实状况的认知 They're derived from reality,
不过被赋予了希望与梦想 but they're hopes and dreams.
一月份和二月份还不错 January and February look great--
亨氏 莫霍克航空 维克制药都很平稳 Heinz, Mohawk, Vicks, all pretty stable.
这些公司的承付款什么时候能拿到 When will they become commitments?
我又不能预知未来 莱恩 I can't predict the future, Lane.
我可说不准俄国人准备干什么 I don't know what the Russians are going to do.
说不定林肯诞辰日前我们就得去地下避难了 We may be living underground by Lincoln's birthday.
嘿 我只有那一份 Hey, that's my only copy.
希望你不是来找我办业务的 Hope you don't need any actual paperwork
因为所需的材料都在我办公桌上 because everything's out by my desk
而我的桌子还在恰克那边 and my desk is out by Chuck.
瑞贝卡还好吗 How's Rebecca?
还是老样子 嫌这嫌那的 About the same--underfed and underpaid.
劳拉呢 And Laura?
白天跟我通电话时开心得很 She calls me during the day and she's peachy.
等我一回家她就又愁容满面 But I come home and she's blue.
-节日快乐 -干杯 -To the holidays. -Cin cin.
沃特 把我们公司的信用额度 So, Walt, what do you think about
提高5万美金你觉得行吗 extending our credit by $50,000?
我以为你不是来办公事的呢 I didn't know we were going to talk real business.
要我少倒点吗 Should I slow down?
你们67年预计经营状况如何 How do things look for sixty-seven?
这个 根据企划内容... Well, ahem, the projections suggest--
别跟我谈企划 No projections.
我们只关心你们的承付款 We're only interested in commitments.
的确是 承付款都很稳妥 Yes, well, the commitments are firm,
但似乎没人愿意按时付款 But no one's been paying their bills on time.
我懂了 那行 Hmm, I got it. Done.
假期要外出吗 Are you going away?
不 我还挺喜欢在曼哈顿过圣诞 No. I love Christmas in Manhattan.
今天能都办妥吗 Can you take care of it today?
我马上就需要写些支票 I'd like to start writing checks immediately.
没问题 Sure.
我们准备去佛罗里达过圣诞 We're heading to Florida.
我是想飞过去 不过最后估计还是要开车 I want to fly, but I think we're going to drive.
-罗杰 来库珀办公室 -来了 -Roger, Cooper's office. -Coming.
急什么呢 哈里 What's the hurry, Harry?
你喝多了吧 Are you drunk?
今天是珍珠港纪念日 尊重点 Pearl Harbor Day. Show some respect.
今天的"投弹"顺畅不 How are you doing with your bombing?
还记得莱恩在捷豹认识的那个蠢货 埃德温·贝克吗 Remember Lane's fool at Jaguar, Edwin Baker?
火箭炮乔 漫画人物 一般印在泡泡糖包装纸内侧
那个火箭炮乔 You mean Bazooka Joe?
三周前 他的职位让休·希尔伯特接任了 Three weeks ago, he was replaced by Hugh Hibbert,
这单买卖又回到正轨了 and we are back in the running.
他打电话给你的 He called you?
不 我给他打的 No, I called him.
老实说 这几个月我一直暗中发力 In fact, I've been working a few prospects over there for months,
等着埃德温玩火自焚呢 waiting for Edwin to self-destruct,
果真不出我所料 and he did...
显然是棒极了 Spectacularly, apparently.
他吐在了交易商协会会长的膝盖上 He vomited in the lap of the head of the Dealers Association.
有哪些公司跟我们抢 Who else?
好像有博达广告公司 达彼思广告公司 达美高广告公司 Well, it sounds like Foote Cone, Ted Bates, D'Arcy.
都是没有汽车业务的 Everyone who doesn't have a car.
还有呢 难道有9家竞争吗 What is that, nine of us?
不 只有5家 No, it's five.
而且从规模来讲 我们是最小的 And size-wise, we're the smallest,
所以我们开始研究捷豹的美妙之处吧 so let's all start boning up on the wonders of Jaguar.
我们下星期有个见面会 We have a meet and greet next week
创意展示安排在一月中旬 and the presentations are sometime in mid-January.
那可真不轻松 That's a lot of work.
对啊 以后你5:30下不了班了 Yes. You may have to stay past 5:30.
要是真有你说的这么好 我加班多久都行 I'd live here if I thought it was more than a pipe dream.
我们脱离物质世界 We reject the material world
是为了得到我们的真实身份的认同感 in favor of the recognition of one's true identity.
我不懂你在说什么 I don't understand what you're saying.
保罗 Paul?
哈里·克雷恩 久违久违 Harry Crane, as I live and breathe.
你怎么变成这样了 What the hell happened to you?
奎师那知觉运动 Krishna Consciousness.
上世纪六十年代流行起来 回归源头的修行方法
哈瑞 奎师那 超灵圣主 Hare krishna, Paramatma.
哈瑞 奎师那 奉献者斯图尔特 Hare krishna, Bhakta Stewart.
别装作这很正常的样子 Don't pretend this isn't strange.
所以我想让你来看看 That's why I wanted you to see it.
当作我看过了吧 我真的得走了 Well, consider it seen. I really should be going.
哈里 我一直想让你来这里 Harry, I've been trying to get you down here.
记得我曾经面对生活 Remember how anxious, how insecure,
感到多么焦虑 不安 恐惧吗 how terrified I was of living life?
一切都过去了 It's gone.
你能想象那种日子吗 哈里 Can you imagine living that way, Harry?
抱歉 这玩意儿让我起鸡皮疙瘩 I'm sorry, this is giving me the willies.
请你思想开放一些 Please, keep an open mind.
给我几分钟行吗 Can we do this for a few minutes?
我可以待在这里吗 Am I allowed to be here?
这里欢迎每个人 Everyone's allowed to be here.
你好 Hello there.
哈里 这位是吉祥天女 Harry, this is Mother Lakshmi.
哈瑞 奎师那 哈里 Hare Krishna, Harry.
我懂了 Oh, I get it.
懂什么 Get what?
-我得走了 -别走 -I should go. -No.
跟我们一起诵经吧 Chant with us.
你会喜欢的 You'll like it.
我保证 I promise.
经文为玛哈曼陀罗
内容为上帝的梵文名
通过唱诵其名以解灵魂之渴
哈瑞 茹阿玛 Hare rama.
茹阿玛 茹阿玛 哈瑞 哈瑞 Rama rama, hare hare.
哈瑞 奎师那 Hare krishna.
哈瑞 哈瑞 Hare hare.
哈瑞 茹阿玛 Hare rama.
罗杰不会来了 他还在重演珍珠港呢 Roger's not coming. He's on battleship row.
但我想宣布的都告诉他了 But I've already told him.
是我召集的会议 I called this meeting.
琼在哪儿 Where's Joan?
我要宣布的事琼最好不要在场 It's best Joan's not here for my announcement.
我不知道你的情况 I don't know about yours.
开始吧 Go ahead.
非常好 Very well.
最近的一系列报表显示 A recent pass of the books shows
我们的盈余达到了5万美元 that we have a surplus of $50,000,
所以我想 And I believe that enables us
我们的圣诞奖金就不愁了 to distribute Christmas bonuses.
高级合伙人全额分红 Equal shares to full partners,
初级合伙人半额分红 Half shares to juniors,
2%分给SNC 4%分给ENC 2% gifts to S.N.C. And 4% E.N.C.
上帝福佑各位 God bless us, everyone.
我会确保 And I shall see to it
支票尽快地分配下去 that the checks are distributed immediately.
我觉得 还是等到圣诞派对吧 Actually, let's wait till the Christmas party.
肯定会有人不满意 Someone's not going to be happy,
我可不想接下来一个月都面对她的臭脸 And I'd rather not stare at her for a month.
同意 Approved.
-唐 -我想宣布 我们其实还在 -Don -I have to announce that we're in the running--
这次是真的 捷豹竞标当中 I mean actually this time--for Jaguar.
我们得好好研究一下该公司旗下的车 So it's time we all get some learning on this fine automobile.
我打算今天下午试驾马克二号 I intend to drive the Mark Ⅱ this afternoon.
唐 你不觉得现在发奖金 Don, don't you think the bonuses would make
效果会更好吗 more of an impact now, hmm?
惊喜最能鼓舞士气了 There's nothing like a surprise for morale.
反正对我没用 Not my morale.
捷豹的案子足以鼓舞士气了 The Jaguar announcement should be good for morale.
而且 就我现在的情况来说 And, as much as it affects me personally,
奖金的事还是该缓一缓 I think we should sit tight on the bonuses.
捷豹只会出一点钱 Jaguar will provide only a little seed
-我们还要自己掏腰包 -该死 -and we'll have to supplement. -Damn it!
我们可以同时负担两项 We can afford to do both.
-你是哪根筋不对了 吝啬鬼 -皮特 -What ghost visited you, Ebenezer? -Pete.
上次你让我及时制止你 You asked me to stop this last time.
好吧 我激动是因为 Yes, well, other than Roger,
除了早上7:55准时开始喝酒的罗杰 who started drinking at exactly 7:55 this morning.
日本偷袭珍珠港时间为早上7:55
对于如此重大喜讯 没人给我我预期的反应 No one has given me the reaction I desire from this blessed event.
伯特 Bert.
那车是次品 开都开不起来 They're lemons. They never start.
捷豹跑车的流线设计初期在美国不被看好
休会吧 Meeting adjourned.
你喜欢我的衬衫吗 You like my shirt?
很喜庆 It's very festive.
我这么说可能有些不敬 You know it's sacrilege to say this,
不过珍珠港可真是天才之举 but Pearl Harbor was an act of genius.
他们唯一没考虑到的 就是成功 The only thing they didn't plan for was success.
小日本赢了 却忽然手足无措了 The Japs won, and they didn't know what to do with it.
斯特林先生 Mr. Sterling,
既然你穿着一身钓鱼的行头 seeing as you're dressed for fishing,
就得安静一点 才能成功 you'll have more success if you are quiet.
别这样 Don't be like that.
我根本不在乎 I couldn't care less.
我知道你为何生气了 Ah... I know why you're mad.
但简是无法拿走我的一切的 But Jane's not gonna take everything.
我根本没想到这事 It never occured to me.
因为军队把你照顾得够好了是吗 Cuz the army is taking such good care of you?
-我要求你为我做什么吗 -没有 -Have I asked? -No.
你不用要求 事实上你也没有 And you shouldn't have to and you don't.
你一直都把抚养费退给我 And you keep sending it back.
因为那不是长久之计 Because it's a short-term solution.
-我说过我会一直付到凯文到上完大学 -不必 -I told you, I'll cover Kevin through college. -No.
这样对他比较好 It's better this way for him.
如果你不注意一点 And if you're not careful,
最后连朋友都没得做 you won't even be a family friend.
琼 我有经验 Joanie, I had an experience.
我知道 罗杰 I know, Roger.
这无关名声 Well, it's not about honor.
而是因为我们共同创造了一个小生命 It's about the fact that we created a human life.
我们有个孩子 We made a baby.
是啊 Yes.
现在该轮到别的幸运姑娘了 And now it's some other lucky girl's turn.
斯嘉丽 Scarlett.
你好 Hello.
哈瑞 奎师那 奎师... Hare krishna, krish...
在座的各位已经建立起了紧密的联系 All of us have a very close connection.
奎师那 Krishna...
我的脑袋在嗡嗡作响 My head is humming.
可思想变得透彻了 And your mind is clear.
没错 Yeah.
我该走了 I should be getting back.
天呐 我居然在这儿待了这么久 Holy shit, how long have I been here?
你饿了吗 Are you hungry?
是啊 I am.
超灵圣主 带他去吃饭吧 Paramatma, take him for some food.
好的 吉祥天女 真是个好主意 Yes, Mother Lakshmi. A beautiful idea.
哈里 你愿意和我一起吃饭吗 Harry, will you eat with me?
就我们两个吗 Just the two of us?
-哈瑞 奎师那 -哈瑞 奎师那 -Hare krishna. -Hare krishna.
但当我们 But when we are
置身于这花花世界 in the material, conditional life,
我们便将其抛之脑后了 we forget this, hmm?
真高兴见到你 It is so good to see you.
我也很高兴能见到你 It's good to see you, too.
不过我可不打算加入你们 But I'm not gonna join.
我也不想让你加入 I don't want you to.
不过我看得出来你有点欲罢不能 But I can tell you really got into that.
我也看得出来你爱上吉祥天女了 I can tell you really got into Lakshmi.
哈里 我对她情真意切 I love her deeply, Harry.
必然 我也会为她倾倒的 Absolutely. She's my kind of religion.
不像你想的那样 It's not like that.
吉祥天女之前是一个叫作珍妮的女孩 Lakshmi lived most of her life as a girl named Janet,
滥交使她沉溺于毒品与卖淫 whose promiscuity led to drugs and prostitution.
是宗教运动拯救了她的灵魂 The movement saved her life.
那你又是为了什么 So what's your excuse?
我当时正处于人生低谷 I was at rock bottom.
我开始作践自己 I had really degraded myself.
-在麦肯公司的时候吗 -该死 当然不 -At McCann? -No, damn it.
听我说 我享受此活动给予我的一切 Listen, I love what the movement has given me,
但我不懂为何只能用这样的方式敬爱神明 but I don't understand why I have to live like that to love god.
他们强迫你留下吗 Are they making you stay?
只有吉祥天女要我留下来 It's just Lakshmi.
你是不想和她共度余生了吧 So you don't wanna share, huh?
你不明白 You don't understand.
我希望和她白头偕老 不过不是在那儿 I want to make a life with her, but not there.
那跟我又有何干 So what does that have to do with me?
她以前是逃出来的 除非她知道 She was a runaway, and she won't leave
再也不必流落街头 否则她是不会离开那儿的 unless she knows she won't wind up back on the streets.
你是想问我要钱 You want money.
我就知道 I knew it.
算了 你自己去吃饭吧 You know what? Go eat by yourself.
别这样 Stop, stop.
钱财只能解一时之需 Money solves today, not tomorrow.
就在这靠边停 Up here on the right.
顺便一提 这次归我请客 And for your information, Prabhupad is buying.
我很抱歉我说了 I'm sorry I said
我因突发事件而未能到场 I couldn't come because of the accident.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
请宽恕我 Excuse me.
"你能帮我吗 医生" 我问他 "Can you help me, doctor?" I asked him.
"一开始 是这样的" 我说到 "Well, it started--well, it started," I said,
"当我坐在电视机前 "When I was sitting in front of the television set
把脚搭在茶几上时 with my feet on the coffee table.
长 青 剧 场
《美国万岁》
我已经坐在那儿上百次了 Now, I've sat there hundreds of times,
或许上千次 每一次都握着一罐啤酒 thousands maybe, with a can of beer in my hand.
我喜欢手里握着一罐啤酒 I like to have a can of beer in my hand
静静地观赏啤酒广告 when I watch the beer ads.
可如今 不知为何 But now, for no reason I could think of,
广告使我心生厌恶 the ad was making me sick.
所以我不停用遥控器换台 So I used the remote control to get to another channel,
但是每一个频道都使我感到恶心 but each channel made me just as sick.
电视只是个没有生命的东西 The television was one thing,
而我是有生命的人 却要忍受恶心感 and I was a person, and I was going to be sick.
于是我关掉电视 So I turned it off
却经历了惊恐不安的一刻 and had a panicky moment.
我闻到了手中啤酒的味道 I smelled the beer in my hand.
在我作呕的时候 我环顾起居室 And as I vomited, I looked around the living room
去寻找能够支撑的东西" for something to grab onto."
你要吃点什么吗 Do you want something to eat?
不 Nope.
我今晚没吃饭 Well, I didn't have dinner.
你想喝点什么吗 You want a drink?
好 Yep.
"好 不" "Yep. Nope."
我们的婚礼誓言应该说这个的 Should have been our wedding vows.
我累了而已 I'm just tired.
你才没有 No, you're not.
我不明白 I don't understand.
你也没少抱怨过广告业 I've heard you say a lot worse things about advertising.
剧院给观众灌输一种 The mighty theater punches its audience in the face
微妙的观点 广告是种挑战 with its subtle message--there's a challenge.
我告诉你 人们之所以购物 Let me tell you, people buy things
是因为那些东西会让他们感觉更好 because it makes them feel better.
我们本来能和查尔斯一起吃晚饭的 Well, we could have had dinner with Charles.
他是临时演员 He's an understudy.
那可能是他唯一一次表演 That may be his only performance.
我不介意请你朋友吃饭 I don't mind picking up the check for your friends,
但前提是他们不要侮辱我 but not if they insult me first.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
人们也总是对演艺事业冷嘲热讽 People make fun of acting all the time
你听得也很开心 and you love it.
而且我觉得那些话对广告业的抵制 And I didn't think it was such a strong stand against advertising
远不如消费主义的空洞性本身 as much as the emptiness of consumerism.
是吗 说到抵制广告业 Well, no one's made a stronger stand
你可是活生生的例子 against advertising than you.
你知道吗 比娅出生时我有些害怕 You know, I was scared when Bea was born,
但有她之后真是幸福 But she's such a joy.
其实刚刚念经的时候我脑海里都是她的身影 I actually saw her face float by while I was chanting.
真的 你看见幻象了 Really? You had a vision?
应该吧 I guess.
而且有时候我会想 And you kind of think
我要和这人在一起一辈子了 you're tied to this person forever.
我是指詹妮弗 不是我的宝贝女儿 Not my little girl. You know, Jennifer.
还有另一个马上要出生了 And now with another one on the way...
我也想和吉祥天女组建一个家庭 I want a family with Lakshmi.
在旧金山郊外买个农场 And a farm, maybe outside Frisco.
那你得少干点招揽人的事 You're gonna have to do a little less recruiting
多做点正事了 and a little more working.
关于工作 About that...
我没有工作可以给你 保罗 I don't have a job for your, Paul.
我想过了 I've thought about that.
这就是我为什么不想见你的原因 It's the whole reason I didn't wanna see you.
但你能帮我 因为我一直在工作 But you can help me because I have been working.
你在写剧本吗 You've been writing?
我觉得这是我这辈子 I think this is the most meaningful work
做过的最有意义的工作 I've ever done in my life.
这是现在最火的连续剧 It's a speculative episode
《星际迷航》的特别篇 of the hit television show "Star Trek."
星际迷航
之黑白颠倒
保罗·金西著
开玩笑呢吧 Are you kidding me?
我觉得这能作为下一季的首集 I think it should be their season opener next year.
那也得有下一季 If there is one.
竞争会很激烈 《我的三个儿子》 《家有仙妻》 It's a tough time slot--"My three sons," "Bewitched."
那个剧很火 That thing's a juggernaut.
会有的 It'll be there.
你在哪看的 Where the hell do you watched it?
隔着麦克杜苟大街的一家披萨店的玻璃看的 Through the window of a pizza parlor on MacDougal.
怎么 你能看懂唇语吗 What, do you lip-read?
反正我看过就是了 I've seen the show,
而且我认为我写的很好 and I think I've made a good effort
结合了人类的复杂性 at matching the moral complexities
以及引人眼球的冒险这两大元素 tinged with adventure that draw people to it.
就看看前15页 Just read the first 15 pages.
如果你觉得不够好 If you don't think it's good enough for network television,
就不用拿给NBC的主管们看了 then you don't have to pass it along to the executives at NBC
吉恩·罗登伯里 星际迷航的创始人
更不用拿去给罗登伯里先生了 or even think about trying to get it to Mr. Roddenberry.
你不能逼我做这事儿 保罗 That's kind of a line you don't cross, Paul.
你以为你是在和谁说话 Who do you think you're talking to?
你从NBC那儿买了多少广告时间 How much do you buy at NBC?
难道连这点影响力都没有 You don't have any leverage?
好吧 Okay.
-故事是宣传奎师那知觉的吗 -不是 -Is it about hare krishna? -No.
不完全是 不过他们也不用故事宣传 Well, not literally, but they don't tell literal stories.
听着 你第一次去就看见了幻象 Look, you had a vision your first time.
我呢 不光前几个月什么都没有 Not that I wasn't in a state of bliss for the first few months,
后来也发生了一些事 but something happened.
我试着理清思绪 但是我做不到 I try to clear my head, but I can't.
想法太多了 It's too busy in there.
其他人看起来都那么开心 Everybody else looks so happy.
而我在那却绞尽脑汁想弄清 You know, I got there and I started trying to figure out
圣帕布帕得最喜欢谁 who Prabhupad likes best.
但就像我在其他地方的时候一样 It's the same as everywhere I go.
他不喜欢我 没人喜欢我 He doesn't like me. No one likes me.
有时候我觉得连上帝都不喜欢我 Sometimes I think Krishna doesn't even like me.
除了吉祥天女 No one but Lakshmi.
你能看看剧本吗 Will you read the script?
支 票 簿
唐纳德·德雷柏
7500美元 莱恩·普莱斯
问你件事 Can I ask you something?
你之前为何不重聘保罗·金西 而雇了金斯伯格 Why didn't you bring in Paul Kinsey when you hiring Ginsberg?
他的简历并不在内 He wasn't submitted.
你没想到他吗 You didn't consider him?
我应该想到他吗 Was I supposed to?
据我所知 他之前在麦肯公司 As far as I know, he was at McCann,
之后是扬&罗必凯 And then Y&R,
然后走下坡路去了肯恩&埃克哈 百态广告 then he rolled downhill through K&E and B&B.
最后住在了A&P And last thing I heard, he was in-house at A&P.
A&P是哪家公司 Who's A&P
抱歉 我指的是那家超市 Oh, no, I'm sorry. The A&P.
你能看一下他为《星际迷航》写的剧本吗 Will you read a script he wrote for "Star Trek"?
哈里 如果他要你传给大家看 Harry, if he asked you to pass it along,
应该不是要你给我 I don't think this is what he meant.
我知道 但我想听听你的意见 I know what he meant, but I need a second opinion.
你不好奇吗 Aren't you curious?
难道是要阐述他的"黑人情结"吗 Is it going to give me a case of the "Nee-groan complex"?
是很烂 It's really bad.
而且那应该念"尼格瑞安" 因为要和"卡特瑞安"押韵 And it's pronounced "Neh-grahn," because it rhymes with Katahn,
在这里 黑星人是白星人的奴隶 which the Negron pick under slavery to the Caucasons.
这是个笑点 That's a twist.
真正的笑点是这个黑星人其实是白人 No, the twist is that the Negron are white.
这下我都没心思做其他事了 Great. Now I'm not gonna get anything done.
他真的希望这个能改变他的生活 He really hopes this will change his life.
我该怎么办 What am I gonna do?
你是真心想帮他 对吗 You really wanna help him, don't you?
那又如何 你知道我们有多走运吗 So what? Really, do you know how lucky we are?
你要想帮他 就跟他把话挑明 Well, if you really wanna help, be honest with him,
就说这个稿子还差火候 and tell him he needs to write a better script.
我觉得那太打击他了 I think it was really hard for him.
那他就不该干这行 Then he shouldn't be doing it.
坎贝尔先生找您 Mr. Campbell to see you.
请他进来 Send him in.
你最喜欢捷豹的哪款 So what's your favorite Jaguar?
你给过我介绍册吗 Did you send over a packet?
没有 我去试驾了 No, I drove them.
其实是人家代我试驾 Well, someone drove me.
我不会开手动挡 I don't know how to operate a stick shift.
我今天下午过去 I'll go this afternoon.
务必要去 你的意见比我重要多了 See that you do, because your opinion means a lot more than mine.
叫上梅根吧 看看他们怎么应对夫妻档 Take Megan. See how they deal with a couple.
再说吧 We'll see.
要是我去年十二月跟你说 You know, if I told you last December
我们在为汽车业务竞标 that we'd be in the running for a car,
你肯定会给我来个热吻 You would have kissed me on the mouth.
你是不是想和我做夫妻档 Maybe you and I should go as a couple.
这确实是个好消息 Well, that is good to hear.
虽然现在就把资源全部用完可惜了点 Pity having to deplete the resources this time of year,
也别无他法了 but it had to be done.
你们向我保证过这笔钱随用随取的 I've been assured the funds should be accessible immediately.
很好 Very well.
关于我酬金的问题 There is the matter of my fee.
那当然了 Yes, of course.
放假回来再说 再见了 After the holidays? Good day.
琼 前台有人找你 Joan, you have a guest in reception.
需要你签字 He needs a signature.
琼·哈里斯吗 Are you Joan Harris?
对 是我 Yes, that's me.
-法院见 -什么 -You're served. -What?
妈的 Damn it.
你怎么能让他进来 Why did you let him in?
-他说要跟你谈谈 -谈什么 -He said he needed to talk to you. -About what?
别人说的话我又不能都记住 I don't remember everything everybody says.
因为你就是个白痴 Because you're an idiot!
别跟我这么说话 Don't talk to me like that.
我们花钱请你坐在这里 Do you understand having you out here
就像放了个摆设一样 is the same as having no one?
他说他认识你 想给你个惊喜 He said he knew you. He said it was a surprise.
惊喜 A surprise?
我谢谢你了 我也给你个惊喜 Well, thank you for that. Here's a surprise!
-琼 -给你个惊喜 -Joan! -Surprise!
有架飞机来找你了 There's an airpLane here to see you!
你无权这么做 You're not allowed to do that.
-跟我走 -别管我 -Come on. -Stop it.
-怎么了 -没事 -What's going on? -Nothing.
-跟我去转转吧 -我没事 -Come with me. -I'm fine.
唐 Oh, Don.
快点 走吧 Come on, let's go.
现在吃午饭太早了 It's too early for lunch.
-我们不是去吃饭 -我外套都没穿 -Not going to lunch. -I don't even have my coat.
看看表 Look at your watch.
二位好 Well, hello.
二位有何贵干 What brings you in today?
打车太麻烦了 We got tired of waiting for a cab.
所以想买辆车开 Thought we'd buy a car.
我来给您介绍一下吧 Well, let's see if I can get out of your way.
这款怎么样 What's this one?
这是马克二号 It's the Mark II.
宽敞 安静 适合城市夜行 It's roomy, quiet, good for a night on the town,
还能装下孩子们 but can also accommodate children.
二位有孩子吗 Do you have any?
一共四个 Altogether, four.
这辆车为美国的道路量身定做 This is a car for the American road.
它的马力在英国跑太可惜 It's too much power for England.
他们的公路不够宽 They don't have the space.
对 我还听说那里太潮湿 Yeah, plus I hear the dampness
对电气系统损害太厉害了 is murder on the electrical system.
这个问题我们已经解决了 We've worked that out.
亲爱的 那款怎么样 Oh, honey. What's that?
那是有史以来最豪华的汽车 That's the most beautiful car ever made:
捷豹XK-E 又称E型号 The XK-E, or the E-type.
我想要一辆 I want one.
我愿意花钱请您来试驾这辆车 I'm thinking about paying to have you drive around in this.
把钥匙给我吧 我陪她试驾不花你钱 Go get me the keys. I'll drive her around for free.
我分两次带二位试驾吧 I'll have to take you out one at a time.
车里只能坐两个人 There's no room for three.
我们为什么想要你一起呢 Why would we want you along?
她更喜欢我开车 She really wants me to take it for a ride.
我无权做主 I can't.
她可以自己开车的 She can drive it herself.
你想开车带她兜风 So you're going to ride with her?
可以吗 Can I?
这车多少钱 How much is the car?
这辆吗 That one?
5600美元 $5,600.
这是6000美元 Here's $6,000.
要是我们不回来 就当我们把它买走了 If we don't come back, consider it paid for.
我不知道怎么回事 那车丝毫不能激起我的兴趣 I don't know what it is. That car does nothing for me.
那是因为你很快乐 不需要这些 It's because you're happy. You don't need it.
好吧 Okay.
你不知道我在公司多努力想无视那些 You do not know how hard I've tried to ignore this at work.
我很擅长自己的工作 也有一定地位 I know what I'm doing, I have some control,
但现在 他把这些也毁了 but then he found a way to ruin that, too.
你最好告诉我你在说谁 You're gonna need to define some of these pronouns
才能让我继续听下去 want me to keep listening.
哈里斯上尉医生在办公室给我下了传票 Dr. Captain Harris served me with papers in the office.
他要跟我离婚 He's divorcing me.
就像他占据道德制高点一样 Like he has the moral high ground.
异地生活很难维系婚姻 It's hard on a marriage when you're apart.
是吗 他可很喜欢 Really? He loves it.
我对那女孩感到很抱歉 但是你知道 I'm sorry about that girl, but, you know...
以前要是前台说有人要见我 It used to be if someone needed to see me in reception,
通常都是送花的 they were delivering flowers.
那些花儿啊 Those flowers...
阿里罕王子 社会名流
我刚来这的第一周以为你对象是阿里罕 God, my first week here I thought you were dating Ali Khan.
我母亲就冲着万人迷培养我的 My mother raised me to be admired.
但你没给我送过花啊 But no flowers from you.
你气场太强大了 You scared the shit out of me.
伯特·彼得森告诉我你是公司里 Burt Peterson told me you were the one person
唯一一个碰不得的女人 in the agency I shouldn't cross.
他和弗雷迪一口咬定 He and Freddy had a standing argument
你是女同性恋 that you were a lesbian.
你以为他们没在我跟前提过吗 You think they never brought that up with me?
祝贺你 Well, congratulations.
祝贺什么 For what?
祝贺你要离婚了 For getting divorced.
外人怎会理解 不到万不得已谁会离婚 Nobody realizes how bad it has to get for that to happen.
现在你终于解脱了 Now you get to move on.
然后呢 To what?
开始崭新的生活 To start over?
还带着孩子 With a baby?
什么时候告诉别人这个消息 On what date do you share that news?
判决书一下来就跟人说 Right after you go all the way.
你会找到更好的 You'll find somebody better.
你找到了 不是吗 You did, didn't you?
找到了完美的女人 You found someone perfect.
是啊 I did.
我觉得公司里的人都很想念她 I feel like the office misses her.
也许当初我就该把她留在前台 Maybe I should have kept her at reception.
我觉得你不该把那些文件扔出窗外 I don't think you should have thrown those papers out the window.
给我点零钱 我去点歌 Give me some change. I want music.
有位吉祥天女来见你 There's a Lakshmi here to see you.
她说要跟你见面具体谈 She's got a whole story.
带她进来吧 Uh... Bring her back.
斯嘉丽 我不接任何电话 Scarlett, please hold all my calls.
很高兴见到你 我希望你能理解 A pleasure to see you. I hope you understand.
詹妮弗对招保姆这事不想有半点马虎 Jennifer wants to be very thorough in our search for a nanny.
谢谢你 梅雷迪斯 Thank you, Meredith.
如果你要勒索我 劝你别白费心机了 If this is some kind of shakedown, let me stop you right now.
我知道你想劝我当教员 I know you're trying to recruit me.
我能喝杯酒吗 Can I have a drink?
不是禁酒的吗 Isn't that verboten?
听我说 Listen to me.
我不知道怎么回事 I don't know what it is,
但是当你在诵经时 我感受到一种 but when you were chanting, I felt this...
强烈的欲望 你明白吗 intensity, you know?
弥漫全身 Everywhere on my body...
尤其是那里 especially one place.
当真 Really?
我当时好投入 I was in such a state.
停下 我以为你和保罗是一对 Stop it. I thought you were with Paul.
没有谁和谁是一对 Nobody's with anybody.
超灵圣主做他想做的 我也是 Paramatma does what he wants and so do I.
这并不意味着我们不爱对方 It doesn't mean that we don't love each other.
所以你没有理由拒绝我 So there's no reason for you to say no.
那我结婚了又怎么说 What about the fact that I'm married?
我为你欲火燃烧 I'm burning for you.
你老婆烧得起来吗 Does your wife burn for you?
这完全合情合理吗 So this is completely allowed?
从后面干我吧 Take me like this.
南希·西纳特拉 美国女歌手
不来点西纳特拉的歌吗 Not even a little Sinatra?
吉米·杜兰特 Jimmy Durante.
吉米·杜兰特 美国男歌手
看看这些人都随着我点的歌起舞 Look at all these people dancing to my music.
想跳舞吗 You wanna dance?
我觉得我们不该跳 I don't think we should.
你看起来很想跳舞 You sure look like you wanna dance.
你和我 在市中心吗 You and me in midtown?
还有你那副经典表情 You with that look on your face?
什么表情 宝贝儿 What look, baby?
老天 你真是诱惑难挡 God, you're irresistible.
你知道有个女人怎么说我吗 You know what this woman said to me once?
她说我喜欢在外风流 I like being bad
见第二季第3集 语出芭比·巴雷特
回家本分 and going home and being good.
我敢说那一定让你很满足吧 I bet that stuck to your ribs.
简直是个灾难 It was a disaster.
但你又无时无刻不在享受 And you enjoyed every minute of it.
我真怀念那种感觉 God, I miss that.
7点半方向有位男士 Well, there's a gentleman over at 7:30
看起来想跳一曲 who looks like he wants to dance.
你觉得他是干什么的 Who do you think he is?
做广告的 Advertising?
保险 律师 Insurance? Lawyer?
谁又在家守着 等他回去 And who do you think is waiting at home?
我敢说她一定长得不丑 I bet she's not ugly.
她唯一的缺陷就是彼此太熟悉了 The only sin she's committed is being familiar.
所以你觉得都是他的错吗 So you think it's all him?
因为她没法给他想要的吗 Because she can't give him what he wants?
因为他不知道自己要什么 Because he doesn't know what he wants,
但却一直在追求着 But he's wanting.
他知道 He knows.
他本性就是那样 It's just the way he is.
也许她也是这样 And maybe it's just the way she is.
我得走了 I'm gonna go.
我应该还能开车 I can still drive I think.
我能开的 I can drive.
你留在这 You can stay.
他进来时我就一直跟你坐在一起 I've been sitting with you since he walked in.
我真可怜 三振出局 Poor me, I struck out.
谁会相信 Who's gonna believe that?
车费 Carfare,
万一艳遇不成的话 in case it doesn't work out.
备用零钱 Mad money.
谢谢你 Thank you.
晚安 甜心 Good night, sweetheart.
站到点歌机那 Stand over by the jukebox.
那看起来很美 That looked pretty good before.
你还好吗 You okay?
我不知道 我... I don't know. I...
我心砰砰直跳 My heart's beating like a rabbit.
吸烟可没什么帮助 Smoking's not gonna help.
别对我那么严苛 吉祥天女 Don't get all strict on me, Mother Lakshmi.
我就这么严苛 But I am strict.
我都是为了这个运动 I did this for the movement.
很高兴知道 但我不打算加入 Good to know, but I ain't joining.
尽管你的方法比超灵圣...比保罗的更有说服力 Although your techniques are more persuasive than Parma--Paul's.
你真恶心 You're disgusting.
我来只是不想让你动摇他的信仰 I'm only here because I don't want you shaking his devotion.
什么 那怎么能成功 What? How does that work?
你是史上最糟的女朋友 You're the worst girlfriend in the world.
而你是最好的朋友 And you're the best friend.
所以你给他那糟糕的剧本虚假的希望 That's why you're giving him false hope for his awful teleplay.
他想和你一起共度余生 He wants to have a life with you.
你也知道 就算可以 And you know that, even if that was possible,
那样也行不通 that's not the way.
可是 他不知道 Well, he doesn't know that.
所以你为什么不放过他 So why don't you just let him go?
因为他是神的皈依者 Because he's a devotee of the Lord.
而你只是个凡人 You're just a karmi
和感官享受者 and a sense enjoyer.
你非要让他变成恶俗的物欲主义者 You wanna make him into a gross materialist
他明明在精神世界中生活得很好 when he's living in the spiritual world.
而且他还是我们最好的招募者 And also he's our best recruiter.
他真的很会招新人 I mean, he really can close.
我搞不懂了 那我们刚刚为什么要做 So I'm confused. Why do we just do that?
因为你要离他远一点儿 Because you're going to stay away from him
让他在奎师那知觉之光下快乐生活 and let him be happy in the light of Krishna Consciousness.
你以为我是个迷茫的小姑娘吗 You thought I was some confused little girl?
我在拿我唯一所有做交易 I'm trading the only thing I have.
但你已经让我上过了 But you already gave it away.
离他远点 Stay away from him.
剧本怎么办 What do I do about the script?
告诉他实话 Tell him the truth.
一直很有效 That always works.
你喝醉了 You're drunk.
午餐时就离开了公司 And you left work at lunch.
你到底在哪儿 Where the hell were you?
你要擀面杖吗 You wanna get the rolling pin?
到底怎么了 What the hell?
我想知道你去哪儿了 I wanna know where you were.
我没在办公室 我去试驾了辆捷豹 I left work, I test-drove a jaguar,
和琼喝了一杯 开了会车 然后把它还了回去 had a drink with Joan, drove around some more and dropped it off.
你也没想给我打个电话 And you never thought to call me?
你为什么要让我胡思乱想 Why did you want me to think that?
你冷静点 Calm the hell down.
我为你做了吃的 I put a plate in the oven for you
像个傻子一样坐在这儿 等一个 and sat here like an idiot, waiting for someone
把谁都不放在心上的人 who doesn't give a shit about anybody.
-你就爱生气 -我没有 -You like to get mad. -No, I don't.
-你想要了 -这次不是 -That's what gets you going. -That is not what this is.
给我坐下 Now sit down!
和我一起吃晚饭 You're gonna eat dinner with me.
要芝士吗 Do you want any cheese?
-不 你要 -我等会收拾 -No. Do you want -I'll clean it up later.
你以前很爱你的工作 You used to love your work.
现在在公司感觉变了 Well, it's different there now.
你遇到我之前 就热爱你的工作 You loved it before you ever met me.
我母亲本来就不是很高明的护士 My mother is not a good nurse
而且他还隐瞒了他的症状 and he hides his symptoms.
他皮糙肉厚 He's a rugged chap.
我觉得今年圣诞 I do think more than ever
我们更应该去看看他们 we should pay them a visit at Christmas.
或许我可以带上奈吉 Or I could just take Nigel.
我们可以负担得起 Certainly we can afford that.
我本不该这么说 I shouldn't be sharing this,
但我真的不想让你去 but I truly don't want you to go.
你看 埃德温离开了捷豹 You see, Edwin's left Jaguar.
所以她急匆匆地走了 Oh, that's why she left in a hurry.
如果他被开除的话 就没有签证了 If he had been sacked, he'd have lost his visa.
这样捷豹就会回来委托我 Yes, well, it allowed Jaguar to come crawling back to me.
公司不能没有我 The firm can't do it without me
而且我不想再过一个孤单的圣诞 and I shan't spend another Christmas alone.
亲爱的 Oh, darling.
我真为你高兴 自豪 I'm so happy for you, so proud.
我们当然会在你身边 Of course we'll be here by your side.
纽约的圣诞也会不错的 Christmas in New York will do just fine.
别太激动 Don't get excited.
好吧 可以激动 但不是我送的 Well, get excited, but they're not from me.
谢谢你给我送过来 Thank you for delivering them.
我是被逼的 I had to.
前台的姑娘害怕的没法把花送回来 The girl in recepeption's too scared to bring them back.
我还得签字 给小费 I also had to sign for them and tip handsomely.
你也想要小费吗 Do you want a tip, too?
多少次你收别的男人的花我都回避了 How many times I left you alone with a card from another man?
你母亲 养了个好女儿
阿里罕王子
哈瑞 奎师那 Hare Krishna.
很高兴见到你 Great to see you.
我预感你有好消息 Well, I've been meditating on the idea that you have good news,
因为你这么快就打给我 Especially since you called me so fast.
但是我觉得可能又不是 Then I realized it's probably not,
因为你不愿意在电话中说 since you wouldn't tell me over the phone.
我有一些消息 但是很难说 I have news, but it's complicated.
他们很喜欢 They loved it.
他们说这是所读过的最好的剧本之一 They said it was one of the best scripts they had ever read.
谁 Who?
麦克·维恩布兰办公室的一个读者 Uh, the reader at Mike Weinblatt's office.
麦克·维恩布兰 时任NBC总裁
但很明显 因法律原因 But he apparently can't give it to Mike
他不能给麦克或其他人看 or anyone over there because of legal reasons.
你也决不能给他打电话 And you can never call him
因为他们为此吃过官司 because they've had some lawsuits,
但他觉得你很有前途 我也同意 but he said you have a future and I agree with him.
你有没有给他说我可以请律师 Did you tell him I'll get a lawyer?
我什么都愿意签 I'll sign anything they want.
我说了 他对这些都坚决反对 Yes, but he was firmly discouraging in every way
但对你的作品还是充满了热情 except in his unbridled enthusiasm for the writing.
真的吗 他怎么说的 Really? What did he say?
我能跟他聊聊吗 他想跟我谈吗 Can I talk to him? Does he want to talk to me?
千万别 但是... Never. But...
你的未来就在这个信封中 in this envelope is your future.
这就是你的命运 This is your destiny.
-是不是合同 -他们不感兴趣... -Is it a contract? -They're not interested...
但我感兴趣 But I am.
这是500美元和去洛杉矶的票 This is $500 and a ticket to Los Angeles.
我要你离开奎师那知觉 去外面闯闯 I want you to leave the Krishnas and go out there and try.
我觉得吉祥天女不会同意... I don't think Lakshmi--
你必须保证离开那里 放弃一切 I'm not giving you this unless you promise
否则我就不会给你 to leave your things and go from here.
我本来就一无所有 I don't have any things.
很好 那这些就足够了 Good. This is all you need.
你根本不明白外面是什么样 You don't understand what it's like out there.
你现在的失意 现在的经历 This failure, this life--
将来回想起来 会像一场梦 It'll all seem like it happened to someone else.
哈里 你不了解吉祥天女 Harry, you don't understand Lakshmi.
如果你回去 就永远没有勇气离开了 If you go back there, you'll never be strong enough to go.
然后她会说服你放弃理想 And then she'll try and talk you out of it.
你难道还不明白吗 这可是500美元 And what does that tell you? It's $500.
你可以先上路 到费城再给她打电话 You can call her on the way from Philly or something.
你知道吗 有那么多人说过会帮助我 You know, all these people said they'd do something for me.
你是第一个真正帮我的人 You're the first one who did.
祝你成功 Break a leg.
大家都到场了 Everyone's assembling for the announcement.
现在有了点坏消息 Well, there's a little bad news to go with the good.
莫霍克公司的机械师罢工了 Mohawk's machinists are going on strike.
尽管航班还在飞 Despite the fact that they're flying,
但他们暂停了广告业务 They're suspending their advertising.
他们夏天运营时赚了那么多钱 They made so much money all summer as scabs.
发生了什么 What's going on?
莫霍克公司罢工了 Mohawk's on strike.
他们暂停了一切业务 They're suspending all work.
他们不会取消与我们的合作 They're not leaving the agency,
但他们会削减广告预算 but what they save by cutting the AD budget
以补贴账底 年底花销大 goes straight to the bottom line, and it's the end of the year.
那就别发奖金了 Well, then there'll be no bonuses.
不 No!
连续三年都不发圣诞奖金吗 No Christmas bonuses three years in a row?
我知道 I know.
他们整个假期都要忙捷豹的广告案 They're going to be working all through the holidays on Jaguar.
好吧 Fine.
只推迟合伙人的奖金 Just the partners will defer.
初级合伙人也推迟吗 Even the junior partners?
是的 直到一月底 Yes, till the end of January.
这样比较谨慎 That's prudent.
开始吧 Well, here we go.
唐 跟我们一起来吗 Don, you up to joining us?
莱恩 说吧 Lane, go ahead.
我们要宣布几件事情 Well, we have a few announcements,
首先是我们收到了 The first of which is that we have received
莫霍克航空公司的坏消息 some bad news from Mohawk Airlines
他们将无限期推迟业务 that they will be suspending their work indefinitely.
这会使公司资金异常紧张 This puts significant financial strain on the company.
我们本计划今年 It was our plan to distribute
分发圣诞奖金 但是... Christmas bonuses this year, but...
合伙人无私地决定 推迟发放自己的奖金 quite selflessly the partners have elected to forego their share
而优先表彰员工们的出色工作 in the interests of rewarding the staff for a job well done.
你们有圣诞奖金 我们没有 You're all getting Christmas bonuses and we aren't.
我们之所以在如此紧张的情况下发奖金 Now, understand that the financial straddling required
是有原因的 is for a very good reason.
我们和其他几家精英公司被选中 We've been included in an elite group of agencies
竞标捷豹公司 invited to pitch Jaguar Cars.
所以祝贺大家 So congratulations.
还有什么要说吗 Anything else?
是的 事实上 我想说几句 Yes, actually, I'd like to say something.
是吗 Would you?
去年此时 不管你们知不知道 Last year at this time, whether you knew it or not,
我们公司命悬一线 the survival of this company is on the line.
看着房间里你们的面孔 I look at the faces in this room
每个人都为公司的崛起付出了辛劳 who have given their all to this tenuous recovery
我想说... and I say...
准备好迈出一大步 prepare to take a great leap forward.
准备好游过英吉利海峡 Prepare to swim the English Channel
并在香槟中沉浸 and then drown in champagne.
距离创意展示还有6周 There are six weekends between now and the pitch.
我们将一直留在公司里 We are going to spend them all here.
我们将在这里庆祝圣诞节 We will celebrate Christmas here.
我们将一起迎接新年 We will ring in the New Year together.
最后 我们将赢得捷豹 And in the end, we will represent Jaguar
而一切都将是值得的 and it will be worth it.
麦迪逊大道的任何一家公司 Every agency on Madison Avenue
都以得到汽车业务为里程碑 is defined by the moment they got their car.
当我们拿下捷豹时 When we land Jaguar,
世界都将知晓我们的存在 the world will we've arrived.
创意部 来我办公室 Creative, in my office.