Original Subtitles by YYeTs Re-edited in 2023
"捷豹汽车 你的隐秘情人 "Jaguar, the mistress
给予你妻子无法给予的极致享受" who'll do things your wife won't."
之前怎么跟你们说的 What did I say before?
客户不想听到"情人"这类词汇 The client doesn't want to hear the word mistress.
推销员可以用 广告里绝对不能出现 Salesmen can use it, but the campaign can't.
"捷豹汽车 一旦拥有 别无他求" "Jaguar, you'll love it when you're in it."
现在开始随口乱报广告词了吗 Are we just spitting up lines now?
不如这样 各位休息会儿 You know what? Let's take a break.
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
你还看不出来吗 What was unclear about the fact
是他休息 我们要继续工作 that he's taking a break and we're not?
赛可通便剂的案子要你签发 I need you to sign off on Secor Laxative.
之前告诉你了 捷豹竞标期间 I told you you were in charge
你来负责所有在手的客户 of all ongoing business till Jaguar's done.
-全权代理 -好的 -Just handle it. -Done.
你们那进展如何 How's the prospect doing?
午餐时间到了吗 Is it lunchtime?
天呐 是吗 Jesus, is it?
斯特林先生从棕榈餐厅给大家买来了龙虾 Mr. Sterling bought lobster from the Palm.
听起来就很棒吧 Doesn't that sound good?
我虽然不清楚捷豹的高层是什么态度 So I don't know what the Jaguar executives will say.
但我的经销商遍布蒙特克莱尔 But I got dealerships in Montclair,
恩格尔伍德 莫里斯镇 Englewood, Morristown,
帕拉默斯以及拉瑟福德 Paramus and Rutherford.
同时我还代理另外三种进口汽车 And I carry three other foreign cars.
所以坦白说 创意必须相当出彩才行 So, frankly, creative has to be pretty spectacular
不然捷豹就和无名小卒无异 Jaguar is just another word on the sign.
那我们就没什么好担心的了 Well, then we have nothing to worry about.
麦迪逊大道办公大楼底层的经销商 The dealership on the ground floor of the corporate offices
光是把那辆XK-E放在门口 on Madison has done very well
就已经足够吸引眼球了 just having that XK-E in the entrance.
你要是见到了肯定会被迷住 You have to be excited about this car.
确实是很抢眼的一辆车 我是很喜欢 Oh, it's a red-hot number. I'm excited about that.
但要取悦我绝非易事 But I'm a hard man to please.
我总觉得事情可以做得更尽善尽美 I always feel like someone should go the extra mile.
只有您想不到 没有我们做不到 We're open to anything your heart desires.
就那天 Well, the other day,
我们一同参观你们办公室时 when we were all touring your offices,
带我们的是一个红发的妙龄女子 our guide was a dynamite redhead.
琼·哈里斯 Joan Harris.
身材跟B-52轰炸机一般劲爆 Built like a B-52.
是啊 大家都是那样想的 Yeah, we know who you're talking about.
我个人很希望 Well, I sure would like
有机会与她增进了解 the opportunity to get to know her better.
大把大把的男人都想呢 但她... Well, a lot of guys would. But, you know, she's...
她是一个很有意思的姑娘 She's a very interesting girl.
她也是那种崇尚自由的姑娘吗 She's one of these free spirits?
思想开放 乐于尝试 You know, open to ideas?
你爱红发妞吗 我倒是认识些 So you like redheads? I think I know some.
我独爱那红发妞 I like that redhead.
我相信她与我一样 And I think she and I would both
都很乐意找个机会共度良宵的 welcome the opportunity to spend a night together.
那您可以直接约她 公事私事不影响 Well, you could ask her out. It wouldn't be a conflict.
算了 我有点害羞 No, I'm kind of shy.
总而言之 要是能成 我肯定会很开心 All I'm saying is, if it happens, it would make me happy.
要是不成 人生不顺心十有八九 是吧 If it doesn't, well, no guarantees in life, right?
再喝一轮 我来买单 Get another round. I'll get it.
怎敢劳您破费 Absolutely not.
是我想的那层意思吗 Was that what I think it was?
正是 Yes, it was.
你干嘛不让我直接告诉他琼已经结婚了 Why didn't you just let me tell him she was married?
因为他也已婚 并且他早就知道了 Because so is he. And he already knows that.
谁让我们想打入汽车广告市场呢 Well, we wanted to be in the car business.
-还在等我呢 -不 -You waited up. -No.
我是说 是的 I mean, yes.
我明天要去试演一个特棒的角色 I'm going in to read tomorrow for a really good part.
试镜吗 怎么不打电话告诉我 An audition? Why didn't you call?
老实说 因为我得去第十大道去拿剧本 Honestly, because I had to go to 10th Avenue to get the script
然后又跟芬妮聊了一会儿 and then I went and talked to Fanny,
就是我试镜课的老师 you know, who teaches my auditioning class.
试镜你很在行啊 You're very good at auditions.
但没好到足以拿到角色 Not as good as the girls who get parts.
光顾着说我了 你今天怎么样 You know what? Let's talk about your day.
我想看会儿《卡森》 然后在悲泣中入眠 Well, I was gonna watch Carson and cry myself to sleep.
指《约翰尼·卡森深夜秀》 喜剧类访谈节目
灵感总会降临的 It'll come to you.
总是如此 It always does.
除非它先去垂青你了 Unless it comes to you.
你是来求助的还是来发火的 Do you really want help or do to yell at me?
我还真说不好 I don't know yet.
广告策略是怎样的 What's the strategy?
捷豹车外表华丽 A Jaguar is beautiful,
但却不大靠谱 but unreliable.
附带的工具箱有打字机那么大 It comes with a tool kit the size of a typewriter.
真要出行 恐怕需要一辆备用的车 You basically have to own another car to go places.
所以我们把它定位为一个迷人的情妇 So we're saying it's your gorgeous mistress.
所以妻子就像车库里的别克 So a wife is like a Buick in the garage.
我们得把劣势转化为优势 We're trying to make a weakness into a strength.
主要目标群体是男人 We're selling to men.
不 我懂的 No, I got it.
说成是情妇不会让这车显得不道德吗 Doesn't being a mistress make the car immoral?
情妇这词不会用进广告 The word mistress won't be in the ad.
我说不好 但听起来不错 I don't know, but it sounds great.
我得去准备这个了 I need to learn some of this.
你今天来得真早 You're here early.
有什么需要效劳的吗 What can I do for you?
没什么 Nothing.
没事儿 只是我昨晚听到些坏消息 Nothing, it's just I got some bad news last night,
希望你能帮我传达出去 and I was hoping you'd help me deliver it.
怎么了 What happened?
我们和赫布·雷尼特一起吃晚饭 Well, we were having dinner with Herb Rennet.
你应该见过他 捷豹派来的 I think you met him the other day, from Jaguar.
长得很帅气 Handsome guy.
我谁都不记得 I don't remember any of them.
我也不知道该怎么办才好 Well, I don't know what to do.
他基本确定不会支持我们 He basically pledged he wasn't going to back us.
为什么不 Why not?
因为他想要的我们做不到 Turns out he wanted something we're not prepared to give.
一些难以启齿的东西 Something very unorthodox.
-早上好 -怎么了 -Good morning. -Yes?
我来了 我去买酥皮饼 I'm here. I'm going to get Danish.
他到底想要什么 What does he want?
我觉得我根本不该跟你说 I feel like I shouldn't even bring this up.
其实我也不知道要怎么说 In fact, I don't know how to bring this up.
但我们会失去捷豹 But we're going to lose Jaguar.
除非我们和他做个交易 Unless an arrangement is made, and
涉及到你 还有 赫布 it involves you and, well, Herb.
你们怎么谈到这茬的 How did that come up?
他说他为你着迷 然后他就提出来了 He said he was crazy about you and then he just asked.
我以为他只是随口一说 And then I thought we were past it.
但就在我们叫了辆出租车载他的时候 But right before we put him in a cab,
他又提了一次 投票的条件就是 he said it again and it was quite conditional--
跟你过一夜不然没门 A night with you or no vote.
听到这个我很遗憾 Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
无论如何 如果你能想出个办法 Anyway, if you can think of some way to break the news
告诉公司我们出局了 to the company that we're out of this,
我会很感激的 I'd really appreciate it.
你太不可理喻了 You're unbelievable.
我已经结婚了 I'm married.
如果有人要跟特鲁迪过夜你会怎么想 How would you feel if someone asked Trudy?
不是我提出来的 是他 I didn't bring this up. He did.
如果你不想做这件事 If you're not interested in the idea at all,
我很欣赏 I appreciate--
只是 It's just--
我觉得对我来说 It seems to me that there's something
有些事情是值得牺牲的 that could be worth the sacrifice.
现在讨论的只是你人生中的一个夜晚 We're talking about a night in your life.
我们一生中都不知有过多少个夜晚 We've all had nights in our lives
一不小心犯错 甚至没有任何好处 where we've made mistakes for free.
你说的是卖淫 You're talking about prostitution.
我是从一个很高的层次上谈生意 I'm talking about business at a very high level.
你认为埃及艳后是妓女吗 Do you consider Cleopatra a prostitute?
埃及艳后为保护国家 色诱凯撒大帝及其手下安东尼
你在扯什么呢 Where do you get this stuff?
她是个女王 She was a queen.
让你变成女王要付出什么代价 What would it take to make you a queen?
我觉得你恐怕付不起 I don't think you could afford it.
我这也是被逼急了 This was an act of desperation.
希望我没有侮辱到你 I hope I haven't insulted you.
那对我太重要了 That's all that matters to me.
我理解 I understand.
斯嘉丽 我们准备好了 Scarlett, we're ready.
但是我们没办法把金斯伯格叫过来 Now, we can't get Ginsberg out for the call,
所以我要你假装成他的助理 We want you to pretend you're his junior.
-搭档呢 -上司 -Partner? -Supervisor.
来自白骑士古龙水的瑞克·斯旺森先生找您 I have Mr. Rick Swanson from Chevalier Blanc Cologne on speaker.
你好 瑞克 我是肯尼 Hi, Rick. It's Kenny.
哈里·克雷恩和佩奇·奥尔森也在 I'm here on a speaker with Harry Crane and Peggy Olson,
她是金斯伯格的上司 Mr. Ginsberg's supervisor,
我们想知道你为什么想做个推进广告 and we want to know why you want to pull the ad.
-大家好 -你好 瑞克 -Hello, everyone. -Hi, Rick.
大家好 Hello.
我们对广告挺满意的 We're very happy with the work.
但是假期以后销量下滑了 But sales have leveled off since the holidays.
我是哈里 情人节快到了 It's Harry. And you know Valentine's day is coming up.
女孩总不能也送男朋友花吧 A girl can't get a guy flowers.
女人在情人节何必给男友礼物 Why would a woman buy a man anything for Valentine's Day?
瑞克 我是佩奇 Rick, it's Peggy.
我想你是对的 I think you're right.
"一夜狂欢"创意的目标是男人 The target of "A Hard Day's Night" was men,
但我们可以很容易改变现状的 but we can easily change that.
那要怎么做 How do you do that?
喂 Hello?
如果我们身穿皮夹克的男主角 What if it's our leather jacket hero
被一群尖叫着的姑娘追到大街上 running down the street being chased by screaming girls.
可他没有跑到酒吧里 And, instead of jumping into a bar,
而是碰到了骑在马上的戈黛娃夫人 he comes upon lady Godiva on a horse,
戈黛娃夫人 为争取减免重税 全裸骑马绕行考文垂市
她几乎赤身裸体 如何 as naked as we are allowed to make her?
他停下了脚步 而她俯下身子 And he stops short, but she leans down
把他拉上了马 and picks him up and puts him on the horse
和他一起飞奔而去 and rides away with him.
广告词是什么 What's the tagline?
就是关于 比如 这个 It's something about how, you know...
"聪明的女人选择白骑士古龙水" "The right woman loves Chevalier Blanc."
只有结局和原本的不同是吗 So it's exactly the same except for the ending?
不如再把伦敦换成巴黎 And maybe Paris instead of London.
配上一首浪漫的法国歌曲 Ooh-la-la. A French song.
请把门带上 Close the door, please.
赫布·雷尼特要求与琼共度春宵 Herb Rennet has demanded to spend a night with Joan.
我指的可不是单纯的吃饭跳舞 And I don't mean dinner and dancing.
他就这么直接提出来了吗 He just came right out and said that?
那家伙是谁 Who is he?
他是交易商协会会长 He's the head of the Dealers Association.
但愿你跟他说了让他滚蛋 And I hope you told him to take a long walk.
总共由三人决定 我们只需要其中两人同意 There's three votes. We only need two.
我也考虑到了 I thought about that.
但如果我们不答应他 But all he has to do is
他只需说我们的广告不行 say he can't sell cars with our campaign,
代理商和工厂都不会跟他对着干 and neither marketing nor the factory will fight him.
-所以呢 -所以我把这件事告诉了琼 -So? -So I brought up the subject with Joan.
-你居然去找她 -放轻松 -You what? -Now, relax.
比起震惊 她看上去倒是更觉得可笑 She seemed more amused than shocked.
依我看 如果我们给她足够的钱... And it's my opinion, if we brought her the right amount...
所以你就把我们叫过来 So you thought you'd have us in here
边喝咖啡边讨论这事 是吗 for coffee and talk about this?
她都不觉得有什么 又有何不可 What's the problem if she's amenable?
她答应你了吗 She said she'd do it?
她说只怕我们付不起 She said we couldn't afford it.
她丈夫在越南 家里还有个孩子 She has a husband in Vietnam and a baby at home.
而且我们创意足够好 不用这些歪门邪道 And the work will be good enough to win on its own.
再说他也没保证给我们投票 Plus, it's not a guarantee.
对 是没 No, it's not.
可如果我们不照做 就根本没门 It's a guarantee we won't get it if we don't.
你真是胆大包天居然去找她 You have some nerve to even ask her.
没错 而且你还要因此感谢我 That's right. And you should be thanking me,
因为我们好不容易才走到这一步 because we've come too far and are too close
有机会把公司带上一个台阶 to turning this place into what it should be.
而你们却想着要放弃 Now we're going to walk away?
凭什么 Over what?
他只占一票 没有他我们也能赢 讨论结束 He's one guy and we can win it without him. End of discussion.
唐也只占一票 在座的各位有何想法 Speaking of one guy, how does everyone else feel?
我觉得给她 I'd love to approach her with, say,
第一年佣金的10%作为客户中介费比较适当 a 10% finders fee on the first year's commission.
一共是5万美元 很有吸引力的数字 That's $50,000. A flattering amount,
她一定会立马答应 which begs no negotiation.
我不想拦着你 I'm not going to stand in the way,
但这个钱我可不出 but I am not paying for it.
用我们的圣诞奖金也不行吗 Not even with our Christmas bonuses?
也许捷豹注定不是我们的 Maybe Jaguar wasn't meant to be, hmm?
奖金还是照常发 我们以后再努力吧 I say we take our bonuses and move on.
这是汽车业务 This is a car.
其重要性无法用金钱衡量 You cannot put a dollar figure on its significance.
那就提高公司的信用额度 Extend our credit line.
就说是为了捷豹 Say it's for Jaguar.
不如让我 Well, why don't I
研究一下看看我们能给她多少 look into it to see what we can afford.
这样明天早上你和她沟通的时候 So you may approach her in the morning
手上会有些决定性的筹码 with something definitive?
我们几个占了公司75%的股份 So, we're 75% of this company.
所以来投个票 There's no need to create
也不算搞什么阴谋诡计 对吧 a conspiracy by having a vote, is there?
别自欺欺人了 Don't fool yourself.
这是一笔无比肮脏的交易 This is a very dirty business.
告诉她现在拒绝还来得及 Let her know she can still say no.
这样吧 我们不走情妇路线了 You know what? We're not doing this mistress thing.
太过于庸俗了 我们还是回到对速度的追求上 It's vulgar. We're going back to racing heritage.
-为什么 -人们觉得文案胡搞 -Why? -People think writers horse around
是为了寻求好点子 because they're coming up with ideas.
但实际上他们只是单纯地胡搞而已 But, actually, it's because they're horsing around.
我们现在不要浪费时间 想些广告词吧 Now knock off the grab-ass and give me some lines.
前面想的都作废 那些不适用 And don't try to reuse these. They do not apply.
老大 你能不能挤出5秒时间 Hey, skipper. You got five seconds?
5秒就不要想坐下了 Five seconds is not enough time to sit down.
好消息 白骑士公司想做个救急的活页广告 Good news. Chevalier Blanc wants to do a pull-out.
-很好 -佩奇真了不起 -Great. -Peggy was incredible.
她当场提出了戈黛娃夫人的点子 She came up with this Lady Godiva bit on the spot.
跟之前的差不多 除了结局有所变化 But in the end, we're doing the same ad as before,
但地点换成了巴黎 but in Paris.
男主角戴着贝雷帽 The guy has a beret.
谈价钱去吧 金斯伯格到时候也有空了 Bid it out. Ginsberg should be free by then.
让他来办肯定行 Be nice to get him out here.
为什么给金斯伯格 点子是我想的 Ginsberg? I thought of this.
那是他的客户 It's his account.
所以我其实根本不算全权负责吧 So I guess I'm not in charge of everything.
天呐 佩奇 你知道吗 Jesus, Peggy, you know what?
如果你想去巴黎 钱在这儿呢 You want to go to Paris? Here.
滚去巴黎吧 Go to Paris.
我没哭 I'm not crying.
我没觉得你哭了 I didn't think that.
怎么 我们突然开始关心对方了吗 What, we're all suddenly interested in each other's lives?
我知道我们根本没法赢得捷豹的竞标 I know for a fact that Jaguar's not going to happen.
唐或许心里也很清楚 And he probably does, too.
-我不在乎 -我会让你去巴黎的 -I don't care. -I'll get you to Paris.
如果我办不到 我们就一起离开这儿 And if I don't, we'll both get out of here.
你还有你那愚蠢的约定 You and your stupid pact.
还是把这些谎言留给你的小说吧 Save the fiction for your stories.
有什么需要效劳的吗 What can I do for you?
可以坐下说吗 May I?
与捷豹签约将会给公司的财务 Signing Jaguar would be disastrous
带来重重一击 for the financial health of this company.
你不能再畏首畏尾了 You have to stop being afraid.
那将是我们公司历史性的一刻 It would be a defining moment for our business.
我们也不是非拿到不可 We don't want it that badly.
-够了 出去 -此事值得商榷 -All right, get out. -It bears discussion.
我不知道你在说什么 马上给我出去 I don't know what you're talking about. Now get out.
很抱歉我们讨论了一下 Well, I'm sorry that there was a discussion.
但如果公司打算出5万来办这事 But when a company is planning on spending $50,000,
那么就有必要讨论 there needs to be a discussion.
你们居然还认真讨论了 You were all in there talking about it?
如果你没打算答应 有什么好在意的 Why does it matter if you have no intention of action?
我不想他们知道有人对我提出这种要求 I don't want them to know I was asked.
罗杰·斯特林也参与了吗 Roger Sterling participated in this discussion?
是的 Yes.
他是合伙人 He's a partner.
如果你不同意 为什么还要告诉我数目 If you're against it, why did you tell me that number?
听着真是可笑 Sounds like a joke.
因为那笔钱也许会让你改变主意 Because that may be enough money to turn your head,
我只想试着阻止你罢了 and I wanted a chance to discourage you.
那确实是一大笔钱 莱恩 It is a lot of money, Lane.
是我年收入的4倍 It's four times what I make in a year.
说得跟你不会动心一样 I suppose you wouldn't even be tempted.
就算我会 Well, if I were,
我也会试着去避免 I would try to avoid the mistake
我这辈子一直在犯的错误 that I've made my entire life.
每当有人问我想要什么 Every time someone's asked me what I wanted,
我从没说过真话 I've never told them the truth.
那你想要什么 And what would you want.
3年前 Three years ago,
当我对公司的未来还举足轻重的时候 when I was essential to the future of this firm,
我和公司达成的条件远低于我的需求 I settled for much less than I needed.
要钱不光会给公司带来重创 The cash would only cripple the company
而且对你的未来改善甚微 and would do very little to change your future.
但如果成为合伙人 But a partnership
拿到公司5%的股份 yielding a 5% stake in the company itself...
足够照顾一个女人和孩子一辈子了 could take care of a woman and a child for a lifetime.
我还以为你是来阻止这一切发生的 Here I thought you were trying to stop this
因为我觉得你喜欢我 because you have feelings for me.
所以我才把你的利益放在公司前面 That's why I'm looking out for your interests over the company's.
出自故事书《月亮 晚安》
"晚安 不在这里的人 "Good night, nobody.
晚安 糊糊 Good night, mush.
晚安 嘘声的老婆婆" And good night to the old lady whispering 'hush.'"
怎么样了 How's it going?
想来帮忙吗 想几条广告语 You want to help us out? Throw some taglines at the wall?
这个怎么样 "捷豹汽车 不关我的事" How about, "Jaguar, it's your problem, not mine."
能出来一下吗 May I speak with you?
那就是梅根啊 So that's Megan.
说话小心点 我是她好朋友 Be careful what you say. We're best friends.
你穿着试镜的衣服 So you're wearing your audition dress.
有什么需要我效劳的吗 What are you hoping I can do for you?
你注意到了 You noticed.
你穿成这样出门 我可担心的很 I've only bad associations with letting you leave the house in that.
参加试镜的有20多个人 There's probably 20 girls.
茱莉亚要和我一起去 And Julia's coming with me.
而且 面试官是个同性恋 Plus, he's a fairy.
不管你是出于什么目的 So whatever this is,
肯定不是为了我 it's not for me.
我想为试镜增加点自信 I want to walk in there with confidence.
我可以穿着比基尼 I could be in a bikini
你可以在我身上画斑点 and you could paint my body with spots.
"捷豹汽车 来征服它吧" "Jaguar, try to tame it."
"不要试图征服它" "Don't try and tame it."
来这边 小猫咪 Here, kitty, kitty.
她想来就来 想走就走 So she just comes and goes as she pleases, huh?
金斯伯格 说什么呢 Ginsberg. What?
行 我知道 Yeah, I got it.
你想听 可以公放的 You can unplug that if you want.
那我岂不是要打扰你了 Aren't I interrupting your routine without me?
别发脾气 Don't be cranky.
我下班的时候本来心情很好 I was in a great mood when I left work.
但是现在精疲力尽 Now I'm just exhausted.
那就去睡吧 So let's go to bed.
如果我们拿下捷豹 If and when we get Jaguar,
我得在城里租间公寓 I'm going to need an apartment in the city.
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
公司离家太远了 It's an epic poem for me to get home.
你吃晚饭的时候 都穿着睡衣准备上床了 And you're dressed for bed at dinner.
皮特 Peter.
别绕弯子了 Let's stop playing games.
你说什么 What are you talking about?
我受够了 I'm tired of competing.
你的曼哈顿情结也该结束了 Your love affair with Manhattan is over.
你怎么能忍受住在这种荒郊野岭 Well, how can you stand living out here in this cemetery?
这里什么都没有 There's nothing to do.
连属于夜晚的噪音都没有 There's no good night noises anywhere.
因为我想让我的孩子呼吸到新鲜空气 Because I want to raise my child in the fresh air.
而且是时候再添一个了 And we should have another on the way.
第一次都是个奇迹 I mean, it was a miracle the first time
现在我们更该努力一下 and we're not even trying.
我想把道理跟你说清楚就已经耗尽精力了 I'm using all my energy putting my foot down.
都8点了 你跑哪去了 It's 8. Where were you?
什么味道 What's that smell?
冰箱坏了 The refrigerator is on the fritz.
我只能把东西都拿出来 I had to take everything out.
找人来修了吗 Did you call someone?
他老婆不让他再过来了 His wife won't let him come here anymore.
我不想谈这个 I don't want to talk about that.
我们完全可以 We can afford to have someone else
找另一个人来修 fix the refrigerator, for god's sake.
为什么没人相信我 Why won't anyone believe me?
我和阿波罗只是朋友 Apolo and I are just friends.
不如这样 You know what?
雇个保姆得了 找个黑人小妞 Just hire someone. Get a colored girl in here.
反正她们也被人使唤惯了 They're used to being bossed around.
悉听尊便 Do whatever you want.
那你呢 独自绝望 And what are you doing? Drying up inside?
为谁消得人憔悴 格雷格 我恨死他了 Because of what? Greg? I hate him.
我不准你在凯文面前这么说 I don't want you talking that way around Kevin.
他还是个小孩儿 他才不知道 He's a baby. He doesn't know
我们巴不得他爹早点死呢 that we all wish his father was dead.
求你了 别说了 Please, stop.
你有喝酒的习惯吗 Have you been drinking?
是的 Yes.
坐吧 Sit down.
《小谋杀案》那边打电话来 有4个人被召回剧组 "Little Murders" called. Four of us got callbacks.
我明天就去见编剧 I'm supposed to go meet the playwright tomorrow.
太好了 That's fantastic.
-这可是大事 -我知道 -That's a big deal. -I know.
你可要每个周末来看我 You have to promise you'll come visit every weekend.
你是去百老汇 又不是坐牢 You're going to Broadway, not jail.
不是 10天后在波士顿开始彩排 No, rehearsal starts in Boston in 10 days.
算了 这话现在说太早了 Oh, forget it. I'm getting ahead of myself.
去波士顿 Boston?
对 彩排和预演一共大约8周 Yeah, I think there's eight weeks of rehearsals plus previews.
也就是说你要离开3个月 So you're just gonna leave for three months?
如果能选上的话 If they want me.
别做梦了 Well, forget it.
你以为做演员是什么 What do you think this is?
做兼职服务员 You think I'm gonna be a singing waitress?
在三流剧场演出吗 Maybe put on a show in the laundry room?
我要去上班了 I have to go to work.
你从来就没有想过这个事情 You never thought about it
因为你从没觉得我能做到 because you didn't expect me to make it.
我告诉你干这行就得这样 认了吧 This is the way it works. Now you know.
你爱怎样就怎样吧 Just keep doing whatever the hell you want.
快 里面请 Please, come in.
你不用预约就能来的 You didn't have to make an appoint, you know.
不 我得预约 Yes, I did.
告诉他们 我要当合伙人 Tell them I want a partnership,
我要有发言权 Not silent,
并且掌握5%的股权 comprising 5% of the business.
-这个 -没有回旋的余地 -Well... -There's no negotiation.
好 Okay.
今天下班前我要见到书面文件 I want documents by the end of the day.
我不确定能不能做到 I don't know if that's possible.
那我就不保证结果怎样了 Well, I'm not guaranteeing results.
没事 他不会有障碍的 I don't think he'll have trouble performing.
他精力旺盛 He's quite ardent.
我说的是能不能拿下这单生意 I meant winning the besiness.
对 当然 Yes, of course.
虽然我有所耳闻 So, I have instructions,
但是我不知道怎么付诸实践 but I don't know how this works in a practical sense.
创意展示是明天 对吧 The presentation's tomorrow, isn't it?
那我就给他打个电话 So I just call him
让他打给你吗 and have him call you?
不对吧 Probably not.
那我该怎么 Well, how do I--
自己研究去 Figure something out.
难道什么都要我亲力亲为吗 Do I have to do all of it?
哪个是他 Which one is he?
他还行 He's not bad.
他都做这勾当了 He's doing this.
请进 Come in.
我知道我没资格指手画脚 但是 I know I'm not a manager, but it's very hard
你在办公室闲着帮不了我们什么忙 to get things done with you in another room.
我的想法跟你截然相反 Well, I obviously have the opposite feeling.
能容我直言吗 Permission to talk freely?
说吧 What?
我知道您让我们放弃情妇战略 I know you forbid us from thinking about the mistress,
但是我总是觉得有资本买这种车的混蛋 but I kept imagining the asshole who's gonna want this car.
手上一定有了各种尤物了 now he's probably already got a lot beautiful things.
也许有人认为这车能帮自己搞到尤物 Or maybe he thinks the car will help him get them.
我能继续说吗 So I can go on?
不管怎么说 得不到的永远在骚动 And one way or another, what he has isn't enough.
所以无论如何 我们最首要的观点必须是 So no matter what, the first idea has got to be
你终于得到梦寐以求的一切了 finally, like, you're getting what you wanted.
创意仍旧是把那车比作一个女人 The copy is still describing the car as another woman.
但她可望不可及 But a woman you can't have,
她有着捷豹的一切特点 because they have all the qualities of a Jaguar--
美丽 昂贵 稍纵即逝 good-looking, expensive, fast,
还有 说句实在话 只在梦中有 and, frankly, not practical.
那些我向来没意见 I've always been fine with all that.
那广告词怎么写 But what's the line?
"捷豹汽车 您终于可以拥有的尤物" "Jaguar, at last, something beautiful you can truly own."
他就把钱甩到你脸上了 So he threw the money in your face?
我不想谈这件事情 I don't even want to talk about it.
我还没承担过这么大的责任呢 I've never had more responsibility.
除了捷豹广告案 我什么都要管 I'm on everything but Jaguar.
我在阿耶尔兄弟公司做过普利茅斯汽车的创意 I worked on Plymouth at N.W.Ayer.
捣鼓车的人都是帮疯子 Car guys are a bunch of creeps.
全都是疯子 They're all a bunch of creeps.
能再来杯咖啡吗 Could I get some more coffee?
我真的看不懂你 I can never tell, ballerina,
你究竟是志向高远还是牢骚多 if you're ambitious or you just like to complain.
可能两者皆有呢 Why can't it be both?
如果我们只谈工作 不讲情感 Well, if this was about work and not feelings,
别犹豫了 You'd make a move.
你说的对 You're right.
我可以去参加几个面试 I could take a couple of meetings
然后拿着人家的录用书甩唐一脸 and then get an offer and throw that in Don's face.
或者你也可以像别人一样 Or you can do what everybody else does--
到处面试 找好下家 然后走人 have a bunch of meetings, pick a place and leave.
别以为我没这么想过 Don't think I haven't thought about it.
你得试试你这颗金子 在别的地方还能不能闪光 Well, you'd get to find out if you could shine elsewhere.
我知道你行的 And I know you can.
你要让他知道 And you'd let him know
你不再是布鲁克林来的小秘书 that you're not some secretary from brooklyn
一心想摆脱困境 who's dying to help out.
我不知道自己能否做到 I don't know if I can do that.
你当然可以 Sure you could.
你可以找家猎头公司 You could hire a headhunter
或是请我吃一顿 我帮你介绍 Or you could buy a friend a piece of pie.
当然 你要真跳槽了 到时就别怪我 Of course, if you do move, you can't complain
给唐打电话毛遂自荐了 if I gave Draper a call on my own behalf.
那要是唐发现你帮我跳槽怎么办 What if don finds out you helped me?
唐是成年人了 Don's a big boy.
如果现在是他在这儿跟你聊天 If he was having this conversation with you
讨论的又是与他无关的事 and he wasn't the subject of it,
他也会和我说一样的话 he'd tell you to leave in a second.
我看过策划了 I've seen the campaign
超乎想象的好 and it's something I couldn't have imagined,
也正是我要的效果 Yet exactly what I expected.
谢谢 Thank you.
希望你能拿出十二分的信心做展示 And I want you to present in the fullest confidence.
我觉得我们这次赢定了 I think it's a winner.
我只想说 Well, all I wanted to say
我们已经排除了一切障碍 was we've removed all other impediments.
但你应该知道 不管有没有潜规则 But you do know no matter what else goes on,
有创意才是大赢家 It's the creative that's going to win this.
把门关上 Close the door.
全票通过 It was four to zero.
你弃权了 You abstained in absentia.
我们的讨论并没有因为你离开而终结 The conversation doesn't end just because you leave the room.
你答应她什么条件了 What did you promise her?
5%公司股权 以及合伙人身份 A 5% stake as a voting partner.
唐恩 能叫下哈里斯夫人吗 Dawn could you buzz Mrs. Harris?
她不在 She's not here.
唐恩 帮我收拾下东西 Actually, Dawn, could you get my things?
的确 你应该好好休息 Yes, you should be well rested.
我不想发生这样的事 I don't want it like this.
是她的主意 It was her idea.
你好 Hello.
你好 我是唐·德雷柏 Hello. I'm Don Draper.
琼的同事 她在吗 I work with Joan. Is she in?
在的 请进 Yes, of course. Please come in.
怎么了 What?
她马上就来 She'll be right with you.
-我帮你把外套挂起来 -我不会久留 -I should take your coat. -I won't be long.
我就不打扰二位了 Well, I will leave you two alone.
如果我来的不是时候 很抱歉打扰了 I'm really sorry to bother you if this is a bad time.
我正要去淋浴 Well, I was just stepping into the shower,
找我有什么事吗 But how can I help you?
我想告诉你这么做不值得 I wanted to tell you it's not worth it.
我们拿不下捷豹又如何 And if we don't get Jaguar, so what?
谁想跟那种人渣做生意 Who wants to be in business with people like that?
我听说你们都赞成我这样做 I was told everyone was on board.
我反对 但他们在我离开后投票决定了 I said no and they voted when I left the room.
你是个好人 对吗 You're a good one, aren't you?
你明白我在说什么吗 So you understand what I'm saying?
我明白 Yes, I do.
我没事 I'm all right.
谢谢关心 And thank you.
祝你今晚愉快 我要回去做准备了 So you have a nice night. And I'm gonna go prepare.
替我向你朋友道声晚安 Say good night to your friend.
祝你明天顺利 Good luck tomorrow.
对车的赞美之语 你们已经听得耳朵生老茧了吧 You must get tired of hearing what a beautiful thing this car is.
但我一生中遇到过许多美丽的女人 But I've met a lot of beautiful women in my life.
尽管她们矢口否认 And despite their protestations,
但赞美之语她们却从来听不厌 they never tire of hearing it.
但是无与伦比的美 But when deep beauty is encountered,
会诱发深切的情感 it arouses deep emotions.
因为它会使人产生欲望 Because it creates a desire,
因为那种美可望不可即 because it is, by nature, unattainable.
你真是美艳动人 琼 You look radiant, Joan.
我能叫你琼吗 顺便做下自我介绍 我是赫布 May I call you Joan? I'm Herb, by the way.
我猜到了 Well, I should hope so.
世人认为车的性能才是最重要的 We're taught to think that function is all that matters.
但是我们对另一种东西 But we have a natural longing
却有着本能的渴望 for this other thing.
我给你带了件小礼物 Oh, I got you a little something.
我觉得如此冰肌如雪的女人 I thought a woman with your complexion
戴上翡翠一定很美 would look good in emerald.
当我开着捷豹的E型号 When I was driving the E-type,
从一辆旅行车旁边驶过 I passed a 10-year-old boy
我发现坐在后车窗边的10岁男孩儿 in the back window of a station wagon
正目不转睛地目送我远去 and I watched his eyes follow.
他刚刚看到了他此生 He'd just seen something he would want
梦寐以求的东西 for the rest of his life.
我感觉自己就像阿拉伯酋长 I feel like a sultan of Araby,
寒舍因特洛伊的海伦到来而蓬荜生辉 and my tent is graced with Helen of Troy.
海伦 希腊神话中的绝色美女 红颜祸水
这两个风马牛不相及 Those are two different stories.
他刚刚看到了可望不可即的东西 He'd just seen that unattainable object
一闪而过 抓都抓不住 speed by just out of reach.
因为那本就如此 不是吗 Because they do that, don't they?
美好的事物稍纵即逝 Beautiful things.
我不知道自己还能克制多久 You know, I don't know how much longer I can restrain myself.
让我开开眼界吧 Let me see 'em.
然后我想到一个有身份有品位的男人 Then I thought about a man of some means
在看《花花公子》或《时尚先生》杂志 reading "Playboy" Or "Esquire"
在香艳模特的肉欲图片中 And flipping past the flesh
翻到此车的玲珑精致的彩照 to the shiny painted curves of this car.
轻易就让他为之注目 There was no effort to stop his eye.
不同之处在于 他可以真正拥有一辆捷豹 The difference is he can have a Jaguar.
谢谢你赐予我美妙春宵一场 Well, thank you for a wonderful time.
你真是美艳尤物 You're a hell of a gal.
此车 此情 先生们 Oh, this car, this thing, gentlemen,
我们将出价多少 What price would we pay?
不懂欣赏此车 真是无法原谅的大罪 What behavior would we forgive?
如果它们不是如此美丽 如此真性情 If they weren't pretty, if they weren't temperamental,
如果它们不是那样高高在上 if they weren't beyond our reach
又稍稍超越我们的掌控 and a little out of our control,
我们还会如此这般迷恋吗 would we love them like we do?
"捷豹汽车 "Jaguar,
您终于可以拥有的尤物" at last something beautiful you can truly own."
怎么了 What?
德雷柏先生来见你 Mr. Draper is here to see you.
你为什么告诉他我在家 Why'd you tell him I was here?
他是你老板 你该见见他 He's your boss. You should see him.
我就不打扰二位了 Well, I will leave you two alone.
如果我来的不是时候 很抱歉打扰了 I'm really sorry to bother you if this is a bad time.
我正要去淋浴 Well, I was just stepping into the shower,
找我有什么事吗 but how can I help you?
我想告诉你这么做不值得 I wanted to tell you it's not worth it.
我们拿不下捷豹又如何 And if we don't get Jaguar, so what?
谁想跟那种人渣做生意 Who wants to be in business with people like that?
结果怎么样 How'd it go?
拭目以待 We'll see.
刚刚是他个人最出色表现之一 It was one of his good ones.
要一起喝一杯吗 Come have a drink?
晚些时候吧 Maybe later.
你是哪里人 Where are you from?
纽约 New York.
请转身 Turn around, please.
你能走近点吗 亲爱的 然后再转过身去 Could you step forward, sweetheart, and turn around, please?
我可以带你去其他好地方用餐的 You know, I would have taken you anywhere.
没人愿意来这 食物太差劲了 Well, no one comes in here. The food's too bad.
我们不是真要在这里吃 对吧 We're not actually gonna eat here, are we?
我不饿 I'm not hungry.
弗雷迪·拉姆森说你很饿了 Freddy Rumson says you are.
汤姆·沃科也那么说 And so does Tom Vogel.
克利拉思广告现在是我们在做 You know we have Clearasil.
实际上 他对你满是赞美之词 In fact, he sung your praises
却对我怒吼 说我们的广告做的远不如从前 while he was yelling at me that the work wasn't as good anymore.
那是我负责的第一个客户 That was my first account.
别人或许都会想问你是否已婚 Everybody else is gonna want to know if you are married
是否打算要个孩子 or planning on having a baby.
然后再问你期待得到的薪水是多少 And then they're gonna want to know how much you want to be paid.
但我只想知道 But all I want to know is,
你一定从唐·德雷柏口中听过 you must have heard some pretty terrible things
很多诋毁我的话 about me from Don Draper's mouth.
你为何想为竞争对手效力呢 But why would you want to play for the other team?
这不是游戏 It's not a game.
而是我的事业 It's my career.
听着 我需要一个文案 Look, I need a writer.
倒也不需要像我一样出色 但是 They don't have to be like me, but...
你知道拉尔夫·沃多·爱默生吗 Do you know anything about Ralph Waldo Emerson?
美国著名思想家和诗人 超验主义代表人物之一
读书时有所了解 From school.
他说人必须像一颗透明的眼球 He said that you have to be a transparent eyeball.
他的意思是 你必须胸怀整个大千世界 What he meant was, you have to take in the world
领悟其真谛渊源 and pass it through you.
我烦透了那些将之视作刻板数学定理的人 I am tired of people who treat this like math.
我看到你的作品集 却发现 I looked at your book and I saw somebody
每支文案都独树一帜 配合得天衣无缝 Who was writing like every product was for them.
没有陈词滥调 没有训诫说教 没有刻板形式 No cliches, no homilies, no formula.
那是因为有别人的帮助 Well, I had a lot of help.
谁都会借助于他人 Everybody does.
所以我对你撒了谎 So I lied to you.
你期待的薪水是多少 What do you want to get paid?
弗雷迪教你这样做的吗 Freddy told you to do this?
你很清楚自己想离职 You already know you want to go.
也清楚自己要寻求多高的薪水 You know how much you'll do it for.
你没有让我等 And you didn't make me wait.
我也将以同样的方式回报你 I'm going do you the same favor.
条件是你必须立刻做出决定 If this is your last meeting.
我想我需要一杯巧克力奶昔 I think I need a chocolate shake.
第一天工作结束我请你吃饭 First day of work ends with you and me at La Caravelle.
-你回来了 -我回来了 -You're here. -I'm here.
试镜怎么样 How'd it go?
你工作怎么样 How did yours go?
依然在等结果 We're waiting to hear.
我想你一定表现得很出色 I bet you were great.
我觉得你也一样 I bet you were, too.
不同之处在于我真心希望你成功 The difference is I want you to get it.
别说了 Stop it.
一旦工作有需要 我可以让你立即赶去做 Well, you get to disappear for work whenever you want.
但如果让我在你和我的工作之间选择 And if I have to choose between you and that,
我会选择你 I'll choose you.
但我会因此而恨你 But I'll hate you for it.
你知道我并不希望你失败 You know I don't want you to fail.
很好 Good.
因为我不会失败的 Because I'm not going to.
别再像那样就跑掉 Don't run away like that.
早上好 德雷柏先生 Good morning, Mr. Draper.
奥尔森小姐想见你 Miss Olson wants to see you.
佩奇 进来吧 Peggy, come on in.
-达美高广告公司出局了 -谁说的 -D'Arcy's out. -Says who?
亚瑟的秘书悄悄告诉我的 Arthur's girl told me on the Q.T.
她说他在办公室里痛哭 She said he was in his office crying.
捷豹正在给每个公司的总裁打电话 Jaguar is calling the president of every agency.
盛世长城广告公司刚被拒绝了 Dancer just got a big "No, thanks."
达美高公司也出局了 D'Arcy is out, too.
让所有合伙人 来我办公室待命 Get the partners in my office and wait for further instructions.
罗杰·斯特林的办公室 Roger Sterling's office.
我要所有合伙人都来 I want all the partners here.
别让客户在线等 You can't leave him on hold.
皮特人呢 Where's Pete?
接吧 Just answer it.
你好 休 今早可好 Hello? Hugh, how are you this morning?
很高兴知道这个消息 我们也喜欢他 I'm glad to hear that. We like him, too.
-真是天大的好消息 -太好了 -Well, that is terrific news. -Bravo.
-干得漂亮 -很好 -Spectacular. -Great.
我们今天下午会去和你们见面 We'll be over this afternoon to kiss the bride.
他说我们的创意遥遥领先 He said it wasn't even close.
恭喜各位 Well, congratulations to everyone.
我们一定要拿香槟庆祝 We got to get champagne.
我保证他们已经在开香槟了 I promise you they're opening it right now.
在大家喝醉之前 我需要一份名单 Before everybody's too drunk, I need a list of names.
我向捷豹保证过我们将立刻组织人手 I promised them we'd staff up immediately
今天去拜访他们 and we're going over there today.
我们不能先估计一下预算吗 Can't we wait to see what the scope of the campaign will be?
你是不是还在想奖金 Is this about the bonuses again?
今年没有奖金 There are no bonuses this year.
明年吧 Now, next year.
琼 我们去告诉大家这个好消息吧 Joan, shall we address the men?
恭喜 Congratulations.
你有话跟我说 You wanna talk to me?
你不忙吗 You're not busy?
我没那个心情 I'm not in the mood.
你还真是分不清事情好坏 You really have no idea when things are good, do you?
真的 我们不必现在就谈 I swear, I don't really need to talk right now.
和我喝一杯 Drink with me.
我要说件严肃的事情 I have to talk about something kind of serious.
我不能让女士参与捷豹广告 I can't put a girl on Jaguar.
那些汽车公司的人... These car guys...
我真的不行 I just can't.
-但是... -不是那件事 -But, you know---It's not that.
是因为琼成为了合伙人吗 Is this about Joan being made partner?
什么 What?
那是形势所致 The circumstances...
她和我们共事13年了 She's been with us 13 years.
我希望你知道 I want you to know that
从你发掘我天赋的那一天起 the day you saw something in me...
我的一生都为之改变 my whole life changed.
从那时起 我很荣幸 And since then, it's been my privilege
不仅能与你并肩工作 to not only be at your side,
还能成为你的学徒 but to be treated like a protegee
由你指导我 and for you to be my mentor
保护我 and my champion.
但是 But?
但是 But...
我觉得是时候 I think I reached a point
开启人生新篇章了 where it's time for me to have a new experience.
真的吗 Really?
我将递上辞呈 I'm giving my notice.
我已接受了另一份工作 I've accepted another offer.
说完了吗 Are you done?
我按照惯例提前两周知会你 I'm giving the customary two weeks.
我将在下月三号离开 My last day will be the third.
-不要觉得... -等等 -And don't think---Hold on.
最近很忙 It's been crazy around here
我知道我无视你的付出 and I know I've been taking you for granted.
老实说 你很出色 And, frankly, I'm impressed.
你终于在对的时间要求加薪了 You finally picked the right moment to ask for a raise.
我要向前看了 It's time for me to move on.
得了吧 Come on.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
你是认真的 You're serious?
这是个艰难的决定 It wasn't easy.
当然非常"艰难" Oh, I'm sure it wasn't.
这对你是好事 你准备去哪儿 Well, good for you. Where are you going?
C.G.C广告公司 Cutler, Gleason & Chaough.
真"好" Perfect.
好吧 Okay.
让我们假装我不是 Well, let's pretend I'm not responsible
造就你命运转折的贵人 for every single good thing that's ever happened to you,
你说个金额或想个价位 and you tell me the number or make one up
我会满足你的 and I'll beat it.
不是钱的问题 There's no number.
不是钱的问题吗 There's no number?
别演了 见好就收吧 How long do you want to play this out?
对不起 I'm sorry,
但要是你也会这么做的 but you know this is what you would do.
你不用等到三号 You don't need to wait until the third.
兼职文案多得是 I've got a room full freelancers out there.
不缺你一个 I'll get by.
我能理解 I understand.
常联系 别生疏了 Don't be a stranger.