译制 | 人人影视 YYeTs 再编辑&特效 | ۶๑喵千๑ 2023.05
你们确定不需要我去叫点吃的吗 Are you sure you don't want me to order in some food?
-中餐如何 -抱歉耽误这么久 - Chinese? - I'm sorry this is taking so long.
人们常会犯一种错误 因害怕 It's a common mistake to not ask questions
听到不好的结果 索性对想要之事不多过问 when you want something because you're afraid of the answers.
也就是说你想要什么 So you want something?
我很感兴趣 I'm interested.
鉴于以往小公司的先例 And considering the precedent for small agencies,
我们会让你们以如下方式上市 this is how we might take you public.
在股票上市前保证150万股的净发股本 With one and a half million shares outstanding before the offering,
再出售40万股的增发股权 we'd sell 400,000 additional shares
价格是每股9美元 to the public at $9 a share.
-每股12美元 -那已经不低了 - 12 a share. - It's not an insult.
我们是根据仔细的分析来评估贵公司的 Our valuation of your company was made after careful analysis.
就凭你看20分钟资料吗 Of papers you spent 20 minutes with?
我虽不能把这个交给其他合伙人 I can't take this to the rest of my partners,
但我可以让其他承销商来看 but I can take it to other underwriters.
文件得留在我这里24小时 I'll need these documents for 24 hours.
这些文件毫无瑕疵 容我向管理人致敬 These papers are spotless. My compliments to the chef.
走吧 Shall we?
库珀是不是把那可怜的银行家逼得太紧了 You don't think Cooper pushed that poor banker too hard, do you?
我们可不能失去他 We don't want to lose him.
不会的 Certainly not.
真是个奇迹 It's a marvel.
所有人都想要你 不是吗 Everyone wants you, don't they?
皮特 别这样 Pete, no.
不 我认为我们的首要障碍已经顺利攻克了 No, I believe our primary hurdle has been cleared.
那第二个呢 And our secondary one?
别担心唐 就算是每股9美元 Don't worry about Don. Even at nine a share,
光你的股份价值就接近100万美元 your part of the company alone will be worth nearly $1 million.
我的天啊 My goodness.
你脸红了 You're flushed.
我喝得太急了 I drank too fast.
我觉得唐根本不在乎钱 I don't think Don cares about money.
可能是这样 上帝保佑他 That may be true. God bless him.
但他早就早就厌倦小打小闹了 But he's tired of playing in the bush leagues.
股份制能让我们的规模翻倍 This capitalization will double our size
也会让他改变想法的 and that will turn his head.
再来一杯吗 You want another?
不要 我都快不能走路了 你知道的 No. I can hardly walk and you know it.
克莱拉提醒过你明天是母亲节吧 I hope Clara reminded you tomorrow's Mother's Day.
谢谢提醒 我知道的 Thank you, I'm aware.
我只是想确认一下你还在 Just wanted to make sure you were still here.
我在 但马上就得走了 I am, but not for long.
你都不知道现在几点了 You don't even know what time it is.
我知道 I do.
因为我已经起来过 化过妆了 Because I already got up and put on my face.
你会这样做吗 Is that what you do?
-我很怀疑 -我得走了 - I wondered. - I have to go.
黛西 你太会逗弄人了 Daisy, you're a tease.
我还能给你什么 What more could I give you?
没有你的头等舱肯定黯然失色 Look, the first-class lounge would be a darker place without you,
但你也要仔细听听周围人的心声 but you're supposed to have your ear to the ground.
你好像只有在想见我的时候才会打给我 I feel like you only call me when you want to see me.
我明天能见到你吗 Am I going to see you tomorrow?
如果有航班 If there's a flight filled
载着保洁公司的高层们回辛辛那提的话 with P&G executives headed back to Cincinnati.
-今晚如何 -我有安排了 - How about tonight? - I have plans.
另一个男友吗 让你牵着走的那个吗 Some other boyfriend? The one you give all the leads to?
是和我妈妈 With my mother.
今天是母亲节 It's Mother's Day.
别走 Don't go.
我必须走了 I have to.
我母亲刚过世 But my mother just died.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
你说希望我周日早晨来 You told me you wanted me here Sunday morning.
我就来了 I'm here.
皮特 住手 Peter, don't.
所以我们要保持着这段婚姻的其他各方面 So we'll just maintain every other aspect of this marriage
除了最重要的"那事" except the one that matters.
你是说塔米吗 You mean Tammy?
你能别老把我往绝境逼吗 Will you stop holding the axe over my neck?
所以你宁愿我和你离婚 So you'd rather I divorce you
好让你搞清现在的状况吗 just so you know where things stand?
你根本不在乎我想不想要你 You don't care that I want you.
你的努力我记着呢 I've taken note of your efforts.
我去抱她 I'm going to get her.
等这事一结束 你会后悔的 You're gonna be sorry when this is over.
你在最不恰当的时候放弃了我 You've given up on me at exactly the wrong time.
我的好运就要来了 I have big things coming.
你根本无法想象 You have no idea.
这个我也会记着的 Well, I'll take note of that, too.
别对她这么严格
她家里一大堆孩子
我知道
她等不及让他们挨着接电话
叫着"奶奶 奶奶"
不然你以为我为什么来这儿
我太讨厌那种事了
你能去开一下吗 Could you get that?
阿诺德 请进 Arnold. Come in.
抱歉打扰了 你们有包装纸吗 I'm sorry to bother you. Do you have any wrapping paper?
紧急状况 It's an emergency.
早上好 Good morning.
不好意思 这位是梅根的妈妈玛莉 Sorry, this is Megan's mother Marie.
我们在大厅擦肩而过 We passed in the lobby.
当时我还以为你是梅根 I thought you were Megan.
阿诺德·罗森医生为您服务 Dr. Arnold Rosen at your service.
-幸会 -你是法国人吗 - Enchante. - Are you French?
我的孩子要去巴黎了 我该留住他吗 My kid's going to Paris. Should I keep him home?
我是法国人 但住在蒙特利尔 I am French, but I live in Montreal.
是的 我觉得你该留下他 And, yes, I believe so.
希望不是什么医疗紧急状况 I assume this isn't a medical emergency.
是米奇 我儿子 Mitchell-- that's my son--
他回家了 想给妈妈一个惊喜 he came home and surprised her for Mother's Day.
他要待多久 How long is he staying?
谁知道呢 Who knows?
我知道他认为 I know he thinks
去中央公园来个晨间漫步是份好礼物 a morning stroll in Central Park is a gift,
但希维娅肯定期待一份实际的礼物 but Sylvia's gonna expect an actual gift.
你要我的花吗 我已经看腻了 Do you want my flowers? I'm quite done with them.
谢你了啊 妈妈 Thank you, Mother.
你真是我的救命恩人 You're a lifesaver.
他是外科医生 在研究心脏移植手术 He's a surgeon. He's working on heart transplants.
长得帅 有才也有财 Wealthy, talented, handsome--
可别让梅根单独和他在一起 I would not leave them alone.
我更担心你抵挡不住诱惑 I'm more worried about you.
楼梯上又有大便 There's poop on the stairs again.
有狗跑进来了 Somebody's dog got in.
不 是人的 No, it's human.
我觉得是那个租客干的 I think it's from the tenant.
她才不会做这种事 She wouldn't do that.
她是个瘾君子 才不会在乎 She's a junkie. She doesn't care.
我想她搬出去 I want her out.
我们不能这么做 We can't do that.
你妈怎么样了 How is your mother?
我买了窗帘 她想过来看看 I got curtains. She wants to come visit.
老天 Jesus.
我们应该请杂工来弄 We have to hire a handyman.
为什么 那简直是浪费钱 Why? It's a waste of money.
因为你完全是个大外行 Because you have no idea what you're doing.
赫布·雷尼特来电 今天晚餐取消了 Herb Rennet called. He's canceling dinner tonight.
真是松了一口气 That's a relief.
我们还是可以去吃 We can still have dinner.
我有点事想和你商量 I'd love to discuss some things with you.
我们还是趁机好好休息吧 Let's enjoy our reprieve.
当然了 Of course.
关上门 Close the door.
他告诉你和捷豹的晚餐取消了吗 Did he say your dinner with Jaguar is off?
说了 否则这就是我做过的最无聊的梦 Yes, unless it was the world's most boring dream.
其实没取消 只是没有邀请皮特 Well, it's on, but Pete's not invited.
赫布·雷尼特想单独和你谈谈 Herb Rennet wants a word alone to straighten things out.
你为什么不去应付他 Why can't you handle it?
情况可能不乐观 你必须去 This could be fatal. You're going.
我建议你带老婆一起 场面会好看一点 And my plan is to pack it with spouses to limit the explosion.
梅根和她妈妈有安排了 Megan made plans with her mother.
她以为我今晚有商务应酬 She thought I had a business dinner.
玛莉来了 太好了 Marie's in town? Fantastic.
把她也带上 完美 Bring her along. That's perfect.
告诉她我坚持要她去 Tell her I insisted.
出席人 吉姆·卡特勒 In attendance I have Jim Cutler,
弗兰克·格里森还有泰德·赵 Frank Gleason, and Ted Chaough.
亲爱的 这是创意会议 你在干什么呢 Sweetheart, this is a creative meeting. What are you doing?
当然是为了做备忘录 It's for the purposes of the memorandum.
泰德 有些男人喜欢女人 有些喜欢备忘录 Well, Ted, some men love women, some love memos.
我想再过一遍雪佛兰的项目 I want to go over where we are on Chevrolet again
然后决定出最后三个创意的 and devote our final days to overdoing it
最后修改期限 on the artwork for the top three campaigns.
我不想再看一遍了 I cannot look at these again.
我说过了 他们很喜欢 I told you, they're very keen
火箭飞船和宇航员的创意 on the rocket ship thing with the astronaut anecdotes.
你告诉他们宇航员的创意了 You told them about the astronauts?
我不得不说 不然太含糊了 I had to. It was too vague otherwise.
我不想再画火箭了 I don't want to draw any more rockets
也不想重新再看这个作品 and I don't want to stare at this work again.
我们就不该放弃阿尔法罗密欧汽车公司 We should have never resigned Alfa Romeo.
怎么 那神秘的雪佛兰车 What, is this mystery Chevy
会出现在《毕业生》里吗 gonna be in "The Graduate"?
那些玩意儿与整个项目相差十万八千里 Those things are flying off the lot.
弗兰克 你不同意做这个吗 Frank, are you not on board with this?
我喜欢你现在的作品 I love what you're doing.
我就是受够火箭了 I'm tired of rockets, that's all.
让我们单独谈一下 等下再继续 Could you give us a moment? We'll continue this later.
你喷的是什么香水 一千零一夜吗 What is that, Shalimar?
你这是怎么了 What's gotten into you?
应该是你让我保持冷静才对 You're supposed to be calming me down.
泰德 我得癌症了 Ted, I've got cancer.
什么 What?
胰腺癌 In my pancreas.
我告诉吉姆了 我以为他也告诉了你 I told Jim. I thought he told you
你不说是怕我难堪 and you didn't want to embarrass me.
没有 No.
对他来说可能只是个财政问题 Maybe it's more of a financial issue to him,
不过我很高兴他为我保守秘密 but I'm glad he can keep a secret.
财政问题 Financial?
我的钱一旦用完 就得折算现金了 The minute I cash out, I cash in.
你们两个得把我的份额给买下来 You two have to buy me out.
你得了癌症 You have cancer.
瞧 如果我们还有阿尔法 See, if we still had Alfa,
我就不用担心让你们运营不下去了 I wouldn't have to worry about putting you out of business.
首先 First of all,
不要再提钱的事了 stop talking about money.
其次 我们会争取到雪佛兰 Second, we are going to get Chevy
因为你要拿出你最好的作品 because you're going to do your best work.
第三 你要去史隆-凯特林癌症中心 Third, you're going to build a wing
积极治疗 战胜它 at Sloan-Kettering and beat this thing.
好 好 Aye, aye.
你能跟吉姆说你告诉我了吗 Will you tell Jim you told me?
他看你脸色就知道了 He'll see it on your face.
人人都喜欢宇航员 Everybody loves astronauts.
我得去躺着了 I've got to go lie down.
你好 Well, hello there.
你在他乡还好吗[出自歌曲] How are things in Glocca Morra?
喂 能听到吗 Hello. Can you hear me?
我喜欢你这么小声跟我说话 I love it when you whisper like that.
你现在穿的什么 What are you wearing?
我的制服 My uniform.
我这有个人 他的航班延误了 I have one and his flight's delayed.
谁 干嘛的 Who is he? What's he do?
我不确定 I'm not sure,
但他不相信我真的叫黛西 but he doesn't believe my name's really Daisy.
就用这一点 Use that.
能帮忙按下电梯吗 Do you mind?
17楼 谢谢 17, please.
很抱歉打扰你 但我们喜欢你的剧 I'm sorry to bother you, but we love your show.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
能给我们签个名吗 Can we get an autograph?
我知道你不是冲我挥手 I know you're not waving to me.
为了她 延误也值了 对吧 Makes the delay worthwhile, doesn't it?
-要去底特律吗 -是啊 - Headed to Detroit? - Eventually.
拉瓜迪亚机场的航班呢 Should we try LaGuardia?
查过了 一样 They already did. Forget it.
这就是为什么我喜欢开车 This is why I like to drive everywhere.
如果可以的话 我宁愿住在车里 I'd live in my car if I could.
如果有她坐在后排的话就更好了 You know, with her in the backseat navigating.
我叫罗杰 I'm Roger.
-你叫什么 -麦奇 - What's your name? - Mikey.
麦奇 既然我们是难兄难弟 Well, Mikey, since we're gonna be cell mates,
我去问乘务员要几杯喝的 I'm going to ask the screw for a couple of drinks.
占边威士忌 Jim Beam.
我让她送过来 I'll make her bring them over.
-好主意 -我满脑子都是好主意 - Good idea. - I'm full of 'em.
我要一杯洋葱水 I want a glass of water with an onion
给他一杯双份占边威士忌 and bring him a double Jim Beam.
让我也登上那趟航班 And get me on that flight.
你还没准备好吗
我今天休息 我们本有别的计划 This is my day off. We had plans.
我知道 I know.
你宁愿跟妈妈过
也不愿在奢华餐厅陪丈夫
你只是想去 Well, you would rather spend
听罗杰·斯特林讲笑话 the evening laughing at Roger Sterling's jokes.
我应该回家 我再待就该讨人嫌了 I should return home. I've overstayed my welcome.
不是因为你 妈妈
我很高兴你在
你说话就像一个
结婚很久的女人
我也不知道怎么回事 Well, I don't know what's happened.
我就知道有什么不对 I knew something was wrong.
我们都没吵架 We have not had a fight.
他很疏远 He's so far away
当我们独处时 that sometimes when we're alone,
我感觉我在找话说 I feel like I'm making conversation.
亲爱的 你混淆了不同人对你的期望 Darling, you have confounded everyone's expectations.
站在一个给粉丝签名的明星身旁很难 And it is very hard to stand next to someone giving an autograph.
-他根本不在乎 -他当然在乎 - He doesn't even care. - Of course he does.
但他会觉得你更属于他人 而不是他 But he may think you belong more to other people than to him.
也许吧
很容易解决
别穿得像他妻子
你应该让他吃饭时
把心思全放在你的双腿间
我喜欢进城 I love coming into the city.
根据交通状况 只需25分钟到半小时 It's 25 minutes, half hour give or take,
就能从特纳夫莱到这里 from Tenafly depending on the traffic.
我总想着去博物馆之类的地方 I always think I'm gonna go to museums and stuff.
确实有几家不错 你很可能见过 And there's some good ones. You've probably seen them.
但我最后总跑到了萨克斯百货店 But I always end up at Saks.
我一回家 And I come home
赫布总会说同一句话 and Herb always says the same thing.
你捅了多少娄子 亲爱的 How much damage did you do, Peaches?
我们也经常购物 We always do some shopping.
我女儿非常慷慨 My daughter is very generous.
她今晚还邀请我共度这美妙的夜晚 She even invited me along to this wonderful evening.
你联系上"白发老人"了吗 You get a hold of Silver Bells?
没有 但不代表他不来 No. That doesn't mean he's not coming.
我等够了 I'm pretty much done waiting.
那我们不如走吧 Perhaps we should go.
什么 What?
不 我们开始点菜吧 No, I think we're gonna order now.
赫布很饿了 Herb gets very peckish.
我没吃午饭 I skipped lunch.
有何贵干 伯特 Can I help you, Bert?
你干得够多了 You've already done all you can do.
将这里带上正轨 Snapped this place into shape,
扩张生意的同时保持精简 expanded our business while keeping it lean.
恪尽职守 如今... Pending due diligence, we're done...
每股11美元 at $11 a share.
真的吗 Really?
我想喝一杯 I believe I would like a drink.
你喝什么 What do you drink?
有白兰地吗 Do you have any brandy?
没有 No.
接骨木酒 Spirits of elderflower?
没有 我也没什么鸦片酒 No. I don't have any laudanum either.
-那随意 -晚安 老大 - Surprise me. - Night, chief.
鲍勃 叫一下琼 Bob, could you get Joan?
-再拿点冰块 -当然 - And some ice. - Absolutely.
我们何时宣布 When do we break the news?
明天召集会议 Call the meeting for tomorrow.
她在车库里 So there she was in the garage
就在...你知道 地上有块油渍 right among the-- you know, there's an oil stain
赫布一直想清理掉 that Herb's been meaning to take care of--
我们的小狗就在那里 there she is, our little puppy,
生了一窝仔 with a full litter.
老天啊
听这蠢货说话
我得再喝一杯
你说得对 妈妈 它们一定很可爱 You're right, Mother. They must have been adorable.
有只黄的 有只棕的 There's one yellow and one brown
还有三只杂色 and then three sort of mixed.
每只都嘬着一个奶头 Each one at its own nipple.
我喜欢小狗 I love puppies.
没她那么爱 Not the way she does.
你想让我拿酒瓶爆她头吗
不如这样吧 You know what?
我们还是让男人们 Why don't we let the men discuss the business
谈他们的生意 我们女人去补妆 they're probably here to talk about while we powder our noses?
身材高挑 古铜肌肤 年轻貌美 Tall and tan and young and lovely.
今天是所为何事 赫布 So why are we here, Herb?
没什么大事 我有个想法 Oh, it's nothing serious. I just had an idea.
有个小子一直给我的一些项目 There's a kid who's been writing fliers for me
写宣传单 效果很不错 at a few of my lots and I'm really getting results.
他措辞很好 He's got a good turn of phrase.
我想你会喜欢 I think you'd appreciate it.
他想来谋一份工作吗 Is he looking for a job?
不 他有工作 No, he's got a job.
我只是觉得你我或许能从中获益 I just thought that it might help you and me
如果能让他看看你的一些作品 if he were to take a look at some of your work,
即使是半成品也行 even at the formative stages,
吸收一点他的建议 just to get his take on it.
他叫什么名字 What's his name?
弗希特 Fawcett.
克里斯·弗希特 Chris Fawcett.
给 Here you go.
这是什么 What is this?
从今往后 It's the name of the guy
你的业务由他负责 who's going to be handling your account from now on.
你就是喜欢小题大做 对吗 You never fail to overheat, do you?
就因为你太敏感 我总是得360度大转弯 You know the somersaults I'm doing 'cause you're so touchy?
真的吗 你这体重还能转 Really? A man your size?
你猜怎么 You know what?
你们整个公司都该付出代价 Your whole company should be taken to the woodshed.
先是坎贝尔跟我顶嘴 First Campbell gives me the sass.
然后斯特林压根不出现 Then Sterling, he didn't even show up.
而你 我的朋友 And you-- huh, yeah-- my friend,
你会为他工作的 you're gonna be working for him.
他能教会你一点 And he could teach you something
就是不要得罪让你们有钱赚的恩人 like knowing where your bread is buttered.
不如这样好了 Why don't you get this?
我希望你再最后请我吃一顿饭 I want you to buy me one last meal.
我厌倦了从你们的佣金中扣 I'm tired of taking it out of your account.
好吧 Okay.
如果你遇见斯特林的话 And if you ever see Sterling again,
告诉他你搞砸了 tell him you screwed up
我跟你们算是彻底玩完了 'cause I'm done with all of youse.
别坐下 晚餐结束了 Don't sit down. Dinner's over.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
我这辈子从没感觉这么好过 Never felt better in my life.
很高兴见到你 后会有期 Nice meeting you. See you soon.
我妈妈需要服阿司匹林 My mother needs an aspirin.
我不管 I don't care.
-喂 -玛莉 - Hello? - Marie.
我是罗杰 能跟你说上话真好 It's Roger. I'm so glad I got you.
如果你打来是想道歉的话 不必了 If you are calling to apologize, don't bother.
-太迟了 晚安 -稍等 别挂 - It's too late. Good night. - Hold on, don't hang up.
让我跟唐说话 Let me talk to Don.
你打来是想找唐的吗 Did you call to talk to Don?
是的 但我希望你也会在 Yes, but I was hoping you were there.
我发誓 我接下来就会找你 You were next, I swear.
你非要让我赴宴 让我和那个 You dragged me out and made me sit
恶心的男人以及他恶心的妻子坐在一起 with that disgusting man with his disgusting wife.
她简直就是用来喂猪的烂苹果 She is the apple that goes in the pig's mouth.
玛莉 我发誓不是迫不得已我绝不会缺席的 Marie, I swear I wouldn't have missed it for the world.
只是突然出了点事 It's just something came up,
非常重要的事 something very important
我必须跟唐谈谈 that I need to talk to Don about.
你故意说得很慢 好让我理解吗 You are speaking slowly so I will understand?
给我 滚一边 去吧 Forget... my... name.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我可以把我朋友那份也付了吗 Is it possible for me to pay for my friend?
可以 但已经太迟了 Yes, but it's too late for that.
你拦着他干什么呢 What are you bugging him for?
有我来伺候你还不够吗 Aren't I enough for you?
这是我朋友 你的假名叫什么来着 This is my friend. What was your fake name again?
好奇猴乔治[卡通形象] Curious George?
你可真有趣 You're a riot.
你好 Hello.
晚安 Good night.
那家伙不是我们的客户吗 Isn't that guy a client?
他走了吗 Is he gone?
是的 Yes.
我有个高级客户方面的问题 I have a high-level accounts question.
假设性的问题 A hypothetical.
所以跟这间屋子里的人都没关系吧 So it doesn't involve anybody in this room?
比如你发现你的岳父 Let's say you caught your father-in-law
做出有损颜面的行为 in a compromising position.
我每周日都会遇到这种情况 It's every Sunday night.
那家伙喝起酒来就毫无节制 The guy can't hold his liquor.
昨晚我在莱克星顿大道的会所开庆祝活动 Last night I was celebrating at that party house up on Lex
我看见我岳父从卧室里出来 and I saw my father-in-law exit the bedroom
身旁是我见过最大码最黑的妓女 with the biggest, blackest prostitute you've ever seen.
还有其他维克制药公司的人吗 Was there anyone else from Vicks there?
我反正没看见 Not that I saw.
但我们对话了 But we spoke.
我只说了句"你好" 但是 I mean, all I said was hello, but--
好了 听着 我上高中的时候 Okay, look, when I was in high school,
当时卡波特县唯一的电影院正上映一部电影 they had this picture come to the only movie theater in Cabot.
叫做《造人计划》 It was called "Making A Baby."
他们让男人和女人分开观影 They invited women and men separately,
但那是为了避免下流的画面引起的尴尬 but it was a delivery system for some filthy stuff.
在日场放映中 我四处张望 So at the matinee, I look over
发现我的科学老师米勒先生 and Mr. Miller my science teacher
距离我就5个座位 is five seats away.
而且他不是 在负责播放电影胶片 And he's not, you know, working the slide rule or anything,
但我们肯定都看见对方了 but we see each other for sure.
但我们都很清楚 我们都不该出现在那地方 But we both knew that neither of us should be there.
说出来双方都会很难堪 It was mutually assured destruction.
所以他不会说出去的 So he's not going to say anything?
他说不出口 He can't.
科斯格罗夫先生 有电话找您 Mr. Cosgrove, I have a phone call.
稍等一下 Give me a second.
所以我不担心被揭发 It's why I don't worry about the bomb.
是紧急电话 It's urgent.
捷豹的休·希尔伯特和约翰·埃克斯找您 I have Hugh Hibbert and John Echolls from Jaguar.
他们为什么会打给你 快接啊 Why are they calling you? Pick it up.
我是肯 This is Ken.
早上好 Good morning.
你知道罗杰过去24小时去哪儿了吗 Do you have any idea where Roger has been for the last 24 hours?
我不知道 I don't.
德雷柏 Draper!
你他妈到底... What in the hell have you--
-怎么了 -你又故技重施 - What? - You have done it again.
你昨晚对赫布·雷尼特说了什么 What did you say to Herb Rennet last night?
都是去年圣诞节就该说的话 Nothing that shouldn't have been said last Christmas.
你又一如既往地冲动行事 As usual, you have acted impulsively
给公司造成了不可挽回的损失 and harmed the company irreparably.
皮特 冷静 Pete, calm down.
我们已经失去那个客户了 We'd already lost the account.
他本打算让个毛头小子来写文案 He was gonna bring in some kid to write copy.
那是因为你上次坑了他 That's because you screwed him last time.
你就是等不及 You couldn't wait.
皮特 你必须明白 没前途了就该放弃 Pete, you've got to understand when it's over.
你知道我们打算公开发售股票吗 Do you know that we had a public offering underway?
现在一切都毁了 And now it's ruined!
-什么 -你根本不在乎公司 - What? - You don't care about the company.
-你已经很富了 -别在这儿吵 - You're already rich. - Not here.
进去 Inside.
到底是怎么回事 What is going on?
为什么我对这事全然不知 Why the hell didn't I know about this?
-我们要上市了吗 -不可能了 - We're going public? - Not anymore.
那是什么时候的事 When did that happen?
我本打算今早告诉你的 I was going to tell you this morning.
我昨晚就试着告诉你 I tried to last night,
但你宁愿和赫布·雷尼特一起吃饭 but you'd rather have dinner with Herb Rennet.
我有些好消息和坏消息 Well, I have some good news and some bad news.
-你去哪儿了 -唐把捷豹扫地出门了 - Where the hell have you been? - Don fired Jaguar.
什么 What?
那我这儿只有好消息了 Then I just have good news.
我们这周五要做个创意展示 We're giving a presentation this Friday
对象是雪佛兰绝密新款车 on Chevy's top secret new car.
-什么 -周五 - What? - Friday?
别装了 你一辈子都希望将雪佛兰收为客户 Come on, you've been thinking about Chevy your whole life.
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
我现在有张1万美元的支票 And I have this check for $10,000
因为 皮特 我能搞定事情 because I close, Pete. I close things.
我提过我去了底特律吗 Did I mention I was in Detroit
我朋友麦奇·奥布莱恩 去查下此人吧 where my friend Mikey O'Brien-- look him up--
他需要新颖大胆的创意 said he was looking for something cutting-edge,
但其他广告公司都做不来 but none of the agencies had it?
所以他想了个好主意 让我们入伙 So he had a great idea. Bring us in.
我们又不怕时间匆忙 We're not afraid of a deadline.
老天啊 雪佛兰 Holy crap. Chevy.
你不是想上市吗 You want to go public?
拿下雪佛兰岂不是更胜一筹 How much better is it when we have Chevy?
别装得好像这是你计划好的 Don't act like you had a plan.
你就是摇摆在藤蔓间的泰山 You're Tarzan swinging from vine to vine.
罗杰 告诉我所有细节 Roger, I want to know everything.
皮特 去把捷豹打发掉 Pete, go box up Jaguar.
确保他们在今天内准备好所有文件 Make sure they have all their files today.
琼 把创意人员叫到我办公室来 Joan, get the creatives in my office.
你自己去叫吧 Get them yourself.
难道你不觉得如释重负吗 Don't you feel 300 pounds lighter?
我不觉得 I don't.
说真的 唐 如果我都能忍受他 Honestly, Don, if I could deal with him,
你就也该忍受他 you could deal with him.
现在呢 And what now?
我所做的牺牲都白白浪费了吗 I went through all of that for nothing?
琼 别担心 这次我能赢的 Joan, don't worry. I will win this.
哪怕一次也好 Just once
我希望听到你用"我们"这个词 I would like to hear you use the word "We."
因为我们都在一旁支持着你 Because we're all rooting for you from the sidelines,
祈祷你能做出 hoping that you'll decide
你自认为对我们都有好处的决定 whatever you think is right for our lives.
你们几个 到我办公室来 In my office, all of you.
我们该进去吗 Should we go in there?
我才懒得管 I don't care.
Xp-887 Xp-887.
-我们可以给它取名吗 -也许可以 - So we get to name it? - Possibly.
目前都还处于保密阶段 For now it's all cloak-and-dagger.
他们为此请了一整个办公室的研发人员 They've got a room full of R&D on this.
但简言之就是雪佛兰的大老板 But it boils down to Chevrolet's top brass
想要制造出完美的汽车 trying to build the perfect car.
他们是用电脑设计的 They designed it with a computer.
所以他们是害怕了 So they're scared.
他们在最后关头又请了一家广告公司 They run another agency in at the one-yard line.
他们怕极了 They're terrified.
还有哪些公司参与 So who else is in it?
被邀请的公司如下 Well, the guest list limping in is as follows--
坎贝尔-爱华德公司 Campbell-Ewald.
雪佛兰的得力助手 Chevy's right arm.
他们在底特律有两百名员工 They got 200 people in Detroit.
丹斯&菲茨杰拉德&山波广告公司 Dancer Fitzgerald Sample
以及CGC广告公司 and Cutler Gleason and Chaough.
太好了 Ha, fantastic.
两只业界大鳄和一条小鱼 Two steamships and a rowboat.
就三家公司你也非得记下来吗 You had to write that down?
-没有照片 -就是辆通用汽车 - There's no pictures. - It's a GM car.
四个轮子 一台发动机 It's got four wheels and an engine.
不 这是全新的汽车 No, it's totally new.
你去图书馆 I want you to go to the library
给我找出所有关于野马车的资料 and get me everything you can on Mustang.
-还有雪佛兰 -不 别管那个了 - And Chevy. - No, forget that.
他们知道野马之前的车都称不上车 They know there's been nothing before Mustang
之后也再无创新 and nothing after it,
但他们希望这能成为突破 but they're hoping it's this.
不要向任何人透露任何事 No one and nothing leaves my office.
感觉如何 How about that?
你说呢 How 'bout it?
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我就是想看《海泽尔》 I just wanted to watch "Hazel,"
但收不到讯号 but I can't get any reception.
我觉得你该回家了 I think you should go home.
我很欣赏你对每个客户都破釜沉舟的劲头 I love how you work every account like it's make or break.
我现在正需要那种精神 I need some of that right now.
你做得已经够多了 You've been working plenty.
我想到了一个新方案 I have a new way to go.
我想拿给你看 I'd show it to you,
但那是机密而且可能很糟糕 but it's top secret and it may be terrible.
也许弗兰克是对的 Maybe Frank's right.
我们不该放弃阿尔法的 We should have never dumped Alfa.
想要某种东西是一回事 It's one thing to want something,
需要就是另一回事了 it's another to need it.
这是你的公司 This is your agency.
你永远都会需要某些东西 You're always going to need something.
不要因为弗兰克·格里森而质疑自己的决定 Don't let Frank Gleason make you question it.
这也是弗兰克的公司 佩奇 Well, it's Frank's agency, too, Peggy.
20年来我一直靠着他的画笔和消极态度 And I've been counting on his paintbrush and his negativity
来找到自身的平衡 to balance me out for 20 years.
好吧 Fine.
但我和悲观的人 But I've spent a lot of time
合作过很长时间 working with pessimistic people
而我很喜欢你的 and I like the fact that you're--
别说"友善" Do not say I'm nice.
我讨厌别人说我友善 I hate it when people say I'm nice.
我想要说的是"坚强" I was going to say strong.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我只是很感激 I'm just grateful.
没事 当然了 No, of course.
晚安 佩奇 Good night, Peggy.
好 Yes.
晚安 Good night.
等一下 Hold that.
我来吧 I got it.
想出去庆祝一下吗 我刚刚辞职了 You want to go celebrate? I just quit my job.
什么 真的吗 What? Really?
有个病人能提供心脏 有个孩子需要心脏 I had a heart and a kid who needed the heart
结果现在两个人都死了 and now they're both dead.
我是一点挽回的机会都没有了 I'm not gonna get the opportunity.
我厌倦了抗争 I'm tired of fighting.
某种角度来讲 你是在和上帝抗争 Well, you're fighting God in a way.
放屁 Oh, bullshit.
你没觉得上帝是在休斯敦吗 You don't think God's in Houston?
我的医院临阵退缩 My hospital chickened out
现在那里的某个混蛋 and now some asshole down there
正慢慢取代我的历史地位 is taking my place in history
而我却在纽约挥霍生命 while I piss away my life in New York City.
你不能这么想 You can't think that way.
命运并不眷顾我 Fate hasn't chosen me.
听我说 Look...
我不会做手术 I don't cut people open.
我不相信命运 I don't believe in fate.
机会是自己创造的 You make your own opportunities.
你确定不想出去喝一杯吗 You sure you don't want to go for a drink?
我要工作 I got work.
-怎么样 -不知道 - How'd it go? - I don't know.
我本来想留到明天再弄 I was gonna sleep on it,
现在想想还是先洗个澡 然后继续忙吧 but now I think I'm just gonna shower and go back in.
我喜欢你这个样子 I love you like this.
绝望又惶恐吗 Desperate and scared?
无所畏惧 Fearless.
我想尽我所能 And I want to do whatever I can
确保你不会失败 to make sure you do not fail.
好让你有力量跳下阳台 Then you can jump from the balcony
像超人一样飞去工作 and fly to work like Superman.
还需要什么别的吗 Will there be anything else?
不用了 谢谢你 黛西 No, thank you, Daisy.
实际上 你能把丹斯公司的 Actually, can you get those lugs
那些白痴们赶下飞机吗 from Dancer bumped off the flight?
罗杰 我说了 Roger, I told you,
我不能做对公司不利的事 I can't hurt the company.
这趟航班大部分票都是他们买下的 They bought most of the seats.
老天 他们大概有8个人 Jesus, there's like eight of them.
在这里碰到你可真意外 Surprised to see you here.
带你家孩子去参观大学吗 Taking your kid to look at colleges?
不是 带他去挑车 No, taking him to pick out a car.
他们什么时候让你们也掺合进来了 Oh. When did they add you guys to the mix?
看过你们作品之后 When they saw your work.
祝你们好运 I wish you the best of luck.
事实上 或许我们根本没必要去 In fact, maybe we shouldn't even go.
维克制药的单子多大来着 What are the billings for Vicks?
9百万 总得有人接手吧 Nine million? Someone's gonna pick that up.
你们谁有止咳药片吗[维克产品] Any of you have a cough drop?
我知道他们没有了 I know they don't.
马上让他听电话 不然我就直接去找他 Get him on the phone right now or I'm coming over there.
克莱拉 我得到消息了 I've got it, Clara.
罗杰从机场打来电话 Roger's calling from the airport.
他说维克制药的单子不妙 He says something happened with Vick Chemical.
告诉我岳父我可没开玩笑 Tell my father-in-law I am not joking.
相信我 等我到了要你们好看 Believe me, you do not want me in your lobby.
我来跟罗杰谈谈 Let me talk to Roger.
那是真的咯 So it's true?
不 我会搞定的 No, I'm gonna fix it.
天呐 他们现在可不想听到这事儿 Jesus, they don't need to hear this right now.
罗杰会处理的 Roger will handle it.
-怎么样 -他们是故意跟我们作对 - Well? - They're screwing with us.
是吗 Really?
黛西会把他们行李弄丢的 Daisy's gonna lose their luggage.
显然我打的电话你是一通都没接到 Well, apparently you didn't get any of my calls.
那我就只能亲自来一趟了 So I came down here to your lair.
别冲我发火 皮特 Spare me the outrage, Pete.
我受够了 I'm tired of it.
汤姆 你这是干什么 Tom, what are you doing?
我知道我俩都是性情中人 敏感脆弱 I know we're both emotional and vulnerable,
但我可不是你的敌人啊 but I'm not the enemy here.
你我都是成年人 I'm an adult, as are you.
别的不说 And if anything,
我们认识7年了 你也该知道 our relationship has shown over the last seven years
我这人记忆力是很差劲的 that I have a very short memory.
现在我该怎么做 Now, what can I do
才能让你收回 to bring you back to reality
这明显非常冲动的决定 in this obviously impulsive decision?
我的女儿是公主 My daughter is a princess.
她当年可是想嫁谁就嫁谁 She could have had anyone.
我就知道你不想要孩子肯定有隐情 I knew there was a reason you never wanted children.
你根本不是当父亲的料 You have no business being a father.
你直接釜底抽薪 汤姆 You just pressed the button, Tom.
你把所有事都搞砸了 You just blew everything up.
真是让我恶心 一想到我眼前这个家伙 Well, it makes me sick thinking about the man I saw
是我女儿的丈夫 我孙女的父亲 being with my daughter and my granddaughter.
你怎么不先自己撒泡尿照照 Why don't you look in the mirror?
你要识相就请自己出去 You can walk out like a man
不然我就喊人把你这人渣给扔出去 or I can have you thrown out like the lowlife you are.
如果我真像你说的那般卑劣 If I have as low character as you say,
你为何还要这样逼我 why would you push me like this?
你会做出正确的决定 You'll do the right thing.
油漆味让我不舒服 The paint fumes are making me sick.
我把窗户都打开了 I got the windows open.
几天后就能干了 It'll be dry in a couple of days.
我什么时候才能光着脚 And when am I gonna be able to walk around
在屋子里走 my apartment in bare feet?
快啦 我们快修好了 Soon. We're fixing it up.
里面是能修好 那外面呢 In here, yes. But out there?
楼上那帮小年轻 Those kids are living on our stoop
整天点爆竹放音乐 吵死人了 lighting firecrackers and playing their music.
你还一直冲他们招手 And you keep waving to them.
听着 邻里环境是在慢慢变化的 Look, the neighborhood is changing.
我们是其中的一部分 We're a part of that.
我不喜欢变化 I don't like change.
我希望一切照旧 I want everything to stay the way it was.
宝贝 你还没明白 I don't think you understand, babe.
一切都在变好 约翰逊下台了 Everything's getting better. Johnson's gone.
战争就要结束了 The war is gonna end.
不管怎样 我们马上就要有位新总统了 We're gonna have a new president no matter what.
或许是麦卡锡 最坏也是肯尼迪 Maybe McCarthy. Worst case, Kennedy.
我喜欢鲍比·肯尼迪 I love Bobby Kennedy.
好吧 Fine.
你想怎样就怎样吧 If that's what you want.
我想你吻我 I just want you to kiss me.
该死 Damn it.
你也好啊 Hello to you, too.
你他妈来底特律干什么 What the hell are you doing in Detroit?
我医生建议我来次海上旅行 My doctor recommended an ocean voyage.
也给我来杯那个 Can I get one of those?
我真不敢相信 I don't believe this.
我的白日梦做了整整6周 I spent six weeks on this pipe dream
而这梦马上就要醒了 and it's gonna be over in two seconds.
老天 我知道我很厉害 Hell, I knew I was good,
可没想到我只是露个脸你们就吓成这样 but I didn't know all I had to do was show up.
你不知道这意味着什么吗 You don't know what this means?
本不该由我来安慰你 It's not my job to put you at ease,
不过他们最后关头让我们入伙 but just because they brought us in at the last second
并不意味着你们就完蛋了 doesn't mean you're dead.
我 是我们都完蛋了 Me? We're both dead.
我今天已经受够了心理战 I've had enough psychological warfare today.
-烦请你换张桌子吧 -你想想 - Why don't you take a table? - Think about it.
两家广告业十强公司加上我 我还小有胜算 When it's two top 10 agencies and me, I've got a chance.
现在变成我们两家小公司 我们铁定出局 Now that there's two little guys, we're DOA.
我不担心 我的作品很棒 I'm not worried. I've got great work.
那是当然 不过我的更棒 我保证 Of course you do. And mine's even better, I guarantee.
你清楚这套路的 他们会拿我们的创意 You know how this works. They're gonna take our creative
给其中一家大公司做 and give it to one of the big boys.
第二名 等同于最后一名 Second place, tied with last.
拜托 你知道我没说错 Come on, you know I'm right.
不就是想找个名声大的公司嘛 So they want a name brand.
-我们给车做过广告 -我们也做过 - We had a car. - So did we.
根本不是一回事儿 It's not the same thing.
而是团队的大小 It's the size of the team.
要在底特律专门设立个办公室 It's opening an office in Detroit.
那可是通用汽车啊 This is General Motors.
他们的天下可是一步步打下来的 They fight the war with bodies on the ground.
我在机场遇见丹斯的人了 I saw Dancer at the airport.
光来的人就顶我半个办公室 Looked like half my office.
这桩生意太黑了 This business is rigged.
该死 Damn it.
我刚就是这么说的 That's what I said.
真抱歉 Sorry about that.
我受够了这些破事儿 I'm tired of this crap.
我该让雪佛兰买下我的大脑 放在瓶子里 I should just let Chevy buy my brain and put it in a jar.
能再给我来杯吗 Can I get another?
瓶子里的大脑 Brain in a jar.
用来做墓志铭吧 Put it on your tombstone.
"斯库德普广告公司安眠于此 "Here lies SCDP,
规模有限 创意无限" the little company with the big ideas."
CGC 白送创意 一车一次 "CGC, giving away creative one car at a time."
你的广告词配什么 So what did you go with?
怎么 我们要相互交流创意吗 What, I show you mine, you show me yours?
都到这地步了 还有什么区别 What's the difference at this point?
你先来 You first.
好 不过我得先站起来 Okay, but I've got to stand up.
谨以此车献给年轻人 或心态年轻的人 This is a car for the young and the young at heart.
因为当今的人们虽然不清楚前途在哪 Because today nobody knows where they're headed,
但他们却从不畏惧去接触疯狂的新事物 but they're not afraid of what's around the bend.
动力加设计等于冒险精神 Power plus design equals adventure.
把地图扔到窗外 "上路吧 杰克"[歌曲名] Throw the map out the window and hit the road, Jack.
然后就开始唱歌 Then I sing the song.
-很好 -不是开玩笑的 - That's good. - No kidding.
音乐 人脸 Just music. People's faces.
各种各样的 青少年 父亲 母亲 All kinds-- teenagers, dads, moms.
各不相同的惊奇的表情 Different expressions of wonder.
这会是什么呢 What could this possibly be?
它是如此新颖 It's so new,
是动力 科技 this combination of power,
舒适度和难以置信的价格之间 technology, comfort, and price
完美无缺的一次结合 that it's impossible to imagine.
但不出现雪佛兰车 But not at Chevy.
未来 The future
是你还从未想过的事 is something you haven't even thought of yet.
广告放出一星期后 You run that for a week,
再把汽车展现出来 then you finally show the car.
挺有意思的 That's interesting.
万岁 Hooray.
我们要回家了吗 So should we go home?
我们 We--
真有意思 that's interesting.
为什么 你还想留下来 Why, you want to stay just so Chevy
等着雪佛兰的垂青吗 can put a feather in your cap?
我有个更好的主意/创意 I have a better idea.
不 你没有 我刚刚听到了 No, you don't. I just heard it.
这就是大家都讨厌你的原因 This is why everyone hates you.
想想吧 Think about it.
我们两家都有创意 Both of us have the creative,
但规模都还跟不上 but neither of us have an agency to match.
我凭什么要那么做 Why would I do that?
因为我们都已经死透了 Because we're dead.
即便我真考虑这么干 最后拍板的还是雪佛兰 Even if I were to consider that, Chevy calls the shots.
嘿 中尉 Hey, Lieutenant,
你就不想剑走偏锋一次 want to get into some trouble?
这怎么行得通 How would that even work?
我们其中之一 多半是我 Well, one of us, probably me,
得想个办法让雪佛兰坚信 will have to figure out a way to make Chevy
让我们两家联手是他们自己的意愿 think it was their idea to combine our agencies.
然后另一个 假设是你吧 And then the other one, let's say it was you,
得想出我们要展现什么 will have to figure out what the hell we're going to present.
我们是有其他合伙人的 Well, we have partners.
他们现在人又不在这里 Who aren't sitting in this bar.
再给我来一杯吧 Can I get another?
不用了 喝完了 No, we're done.
今晚可有得熬了 We've got a long night.
我事先说清楚 I want to make it clear,
除非真可行 否则我是反对的 unless this works, I'm against it.
我也打算这么说呢 I was just saying the same thing.
走吧 Shall we?
你们先请 After you.
你周末前是不应该出现在这里的 You're not supposed to be here till the weekend.
我可不喜欢你总是给我惊喜 I don't like you surprising me.
坐下 特鲁迪 Sit down, Trudy.
你知道你父亲中止了跟我们的合作吗 Did you know your father pulled his business?
不知道 No.
我也不在乎 皮特 And I don't care, Peter.
你明白我们本可以非常富有 You understand that we were going to be very rich,
但他毁了这一切 but he's ruined that.
他为你做了够多的了 He's done everything for you.
他是个伪君子 特鲁迪 He's a hypocrite, Trudy.
你怎么敢这样说我父亲 Don't you dare criticize my father.
哪怕我在市中心的妓院里碰到他 I guess it doesn't matter
你也觉得也没关系是吧 that I caught him in a Midtown whorehouse.
马上给我闭嘴 Just stop it right now.
真的 他睡了一个200磅的黑鬼妓女 It's true. With a 200-pound Negro prostitute.
你自己当面问去 Ask him to his face.
你为了伤害我真是什么都敢说 是吗 You'll say anything to hurt me, won't you?
是他想要这样 He wanted it this way.
他害我别无选择 He left me no other choice.
你有很多选择 皮特 You had lots of choices, Peter.
我们完了 收拾东西给我滚 We're done. Get your things.
赵先生想见你 Mr. Chaough wants to see you.
-他回来了吗 -我只知道这些 - He's back? - That's all I know.
情况怎么样 So, how'd it go?
我们拿到了 拿下了雪佛兰 We got it. We won Chevy.
你来这里干什么 What are you doing here?
我们一起的 We went in together.
什么 What?
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
他们要的是我们的创意和一家大公司 They wanted our ideas and a big agency,
我们就都满足他们 so we gave them both.
就为雪佛兰这一单吗 Just for Chevy?
不 我们合并了 No, we merged--
家具 设备等所有的一切 furniture, fixtures, everything.
抱歉 我不明白 I'm sorry, I don't understand.
我之前做错过一次 I did this wrong once before,
所以这次我先告诉你未来会有多好 so let me tell you how great it's going to be
然后你再决定你是否要加入 and you can decide if you want to come along.
你将会成为全国 You are the copy chief
排名前25的广告公司的文案总监 at one of the top 25 ad agencies in the country.
而你还不到30岁 我太嫉妒了 You're not even 30. I'm jealous.
我刚买了一套公寓 I just bought an apartment.
恭喜你了 Congratulations.
我们要搬吗 Are we moving?
是的 我们希望由你来写新闻稿 We are, and we'd like you to write the press release.
关于什么 For what?
我们还没想好名字 We don't have a name yet,
但要确保质量要达到你愿意效力的公司标准 but make it sound like the agency you want to work for.
我写完交给谁 Who do I give it to?
给泰德 Give it to Ted.
C.G.C.广告公司
纽约市 1968年5月17日 New York City, may 17, 1968.
即时发布 For immediate release.