你好 我叫杰夫 Hey, man. My name's Jeff.
我想在选课截止前敲定剩余的课程 I'm trying to lock down the rest of my schedule before the deadline.
我听说这课特容易过 I heard this class was a cakewalk.
你能通过吗 Are you passing it?
你喜欢丹尼·库克吗[喜剧明星] Do you like Dane Cook?
喜欢啊 他棒极了 Yeah, he's awesome.
目前为止还行 So far so good.
所谓死亡 Death...so-called...
令英雄黯然落泪 is a thing that makes men weep.
而生命的三分之一 却在睡梦中流逝[拜伦名言] And yet a third of life is spent in sleep.
把书翻到37页 Open your textbooks to page 37.
现在 Now...
合起来 扔到一边去 close them and throw them away.
扔到一边去 Throw it away!
给新来的同学提个醒 这课的座右铭就是 For those of you who are new, the motto of this class:
"人生苦短"[源自古罗马诗人贺拉斯的拉丁诗文] Carpe diem.
莫负好年华 "Seize the day!"
没有考试 没有论文 No tests! No papers.
你想得个A You want an "A"?
把握 Live in...
每一刻 the moment.
-中头奖了 -脱掉你们的鞋子 - Jackpot. - Take off your shoes.
快点脱鞋子 所有人 快点脱鞋 Quick. Take off your shoes. Everyone, take your shoes off.
扔到一边去 Throw them away.
都给我扔到屋那边去 Throw them across the room over there.
今天 我们来学习走路 Today, we learn to walk!
都给我站起来 走出教室去 Get up and walk out the door!
今天可能是你们生命的最后一天啊 This day could be your last!
你可能在熟睡中挂掉 You could die in your sleep.
你可能被公车撞到上帝跟前儿 You could get hit by a bus.
你那颗痣凸起兼发黑 You, that mole is raised and dark.
两种症状凑一起可不妙 It's not a good combo.
-你是新生 -没错 我是新生 - You are new. - Yes, I'm new.
但我很快就会老去 But I'll be old too soon.
人生苦短 老师 人生苦短啊 Carpe diem, Sir. Carpe diem!
我就喜欢你这样的 I like it!
语音拨号 Voice command.
语音拨号 Voice command!
语音拨... Voice com...
您能用按键拨号吗 Would you please use the buttons?
好吧 爱管闲事的爷爷 Okay, grandpa.
上帝保佑你 小乖乖 Oh, god bless you, dear.
有什么好笑的 What's so funny?
伙计们 我找到了 终极胡混课 You guys, I found it. The ultimate blow-off class.
怀特曼教授 Professor Whitman.
他以为在演《死亡诗社》的电影呢 He thinks he's in Dead Poets Society.
没有考试 没有作业 There's no tests. There's no work.
只有 莫负好年华 It's just "day seizing."
明天是选课截至日期 The deadline to enroll is tomorrow.
我建议大家都上这课 I suggest you all do it.
拜托 某些人是真的想学点东西的 Well, some of us are here to actually learn things.
-我选 -我也选 这课听起来很有教育意义 - I'm in. - Me too. It sounds educational.
我也选 我爱死罗宾·威廉姆斯了[《死亡诗社》男主角] I'll do it. I love Robin Williams.
-阿布蒂 -不喜欢罗宾 - Abed? - Not a fan.
他的电影中 总有一位权威人物 In every movie, there's an authority figure
被他气疯 以此作为笑料 that gets mad at him for making people laugh.
不 我是说 你选这门课吗 No, are...are you going to take the class?
选不了 Oh, can't.
只有对经营家族餐馆有用的课 我爸才会付钱 My dad will only pay for classes that will help me run the family restaurant.
自2001年来 生意就是勉强糊口了 It's been struggling since 2001.
911事件 也成了炸豆丸子的911[中东特色菜] 911 was pretty much the 911 of the falafel business.
你爸已经为你计划好整个人生了吗 So your dad has your whole life planned out for you?
你对什么炸豆丸子有兴趣吗 Are you even interested in falafel?
我对拍电影有兴趣 I'm interested in making movies.
但我爸说所有西方媒体只会那套 But my dad says all media's western propaganda
宣传阿拉伯负面形象的陈词滥调 that negatively stereotypes Arabs.
那他应该看《阿拉丁》 贾方本来就是个大恶棍 Then he should see "Aladdin". Jafar was a bad-ass.
[片中的伊斯兰教邪恶巫师 大反派]
对啊 没错 Yes, he was.
阿布蒂 Abed.
电影课学费多少 How much does a film class cost?
70块 $70.
-布雷塔 -杰夫 - Britta. - Jeff.
布雷塔 Britta.
阿布蒂的老爸是个伊斯兰教死忠吧 Isn't Abed's dad a hardcore Muslim?
他们可不像基督徒那样善解人意 They're not as understanding as Christians.
你的头有可能被猪肉腊肠宝剑砍下来 You can get your head cut off with a salami sword.
雪瑞 Shirley!
这是我听过的最具种族歧视意味的话了 That's the most racist thing I've ever heard.
皮尔斯会在一分钟内刷新"最具"的纪录 Pierce will beat that in one minute.
你真是个好人 付款原因是"为了梦想" This is really nice of you. The memo says "for dreams."
伙计们 我们是开始学习西语呢 You guys, are we going to study Spanish
还是继续搅和别人的私生活 or keep getting involved in each other's personal lives?
瞧 特洛伊打喷嚏像个小女生 Hey, Troy sneezes like a girl.
那我像男生似的狠揍你一顿如何 And how about I pound you like a boy?
刚才这喷嚏打的不顺而已 That didn't come out right.
我们就别骚扰他和他的 Why don't you all just leave him alone
可爱宝贝喷嚏了 with his cute little baby sneezes.
-你可不是我妈 -她不是吗 - You're not my mother. - She's not?
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-你叫什么名字 -我叫雪瑞·伯纳德 - What's your name? - My name is Shirley Bennett.
雪瑞 你可以得个A Shirley, you get an "A"....
前提是你告诉我为什么会来格林德尔 If you can tell me why you are here at Greendale.
早说过了[这课好混] What'd I tell you?
好吧 仅此一次 下不为例 Okay, but, uh, never again.
雪瑞 Shirley?
为了拿到一个商科学位 To get a degree in business
然后在网上销售我的烘烤食品及其他 so I can sell my baked goods and whatnot on the internet.
你 为什么来这 Why...are you here?
为了拿到一个商科学位 To get a degree in business
然后在网上销售我的烘烤食品及其他 so I can sell my baked goods and whatnot on the internet.
你到底为什么来这 Why are you here?
因为我15年的生命都浪费在一个臭男人身上 Because I wasted 15 years of my life on a man
除了妊娠纹和两次平淡性高潮 who left me with nothing but stretch marks
的模糊记忆外 他什么都没有给我 and a foggy memory of two bland orgasms.
现在我得为自己而活了 And now it's time to get what's mine.
好年华 没有被辜负 Day seized.
只有当我们解除了自我的羁绊 Only when we stop stopping our lives
才能真正的"莫负好年华" can we begin to start starting them.
比如说这位埃迪生小姐 宁可记录下 Ms. Edison here, for example, would rather write
他人虚度的人生 about what happens to other people
也不愿把握自己的好年华 than live what is happening to her.
我想可能会有测验吧 I thought there might be a quiz.
好吧 现在给你出个测验 Well, here's a quiz for you.
为什么一个年轻漂亮的姑娘孤独辞世 Why did the pretty young girl die alone
身边全是穿着毛衣的猫 surrounded by sweater-wearing cats
这些猫还会使用人类的马桶 who are trained to use human toilets?
站到你的桌子上 Get up on your desk.
快 站到你的桌子上 Come on. Stand on your desk.
站到桌子上啊 Up on your desk.
她做到了 哈哈 She made it! Ha ha!
所有人 站在桌子上面去 Everyone stand on your desks!
站上去 站上去 快点 Up, up, up, up, up! Come on.
不受一切规矩所限 Rise, rise, rise above the programming.
你的人生 一直被告知不准站在桌子上 All your lives you were told don't stand on your desks.
但为什么不? Well, why not?
天哪 Ooh! Ooh! Oh, heaven.
她没事的 She's okay.
去医务室 莫负好年华 Go to the nurse. Seize the day.
跟你说 你刚才的诚实颇令我感动 You know, I was really moved by your honesty earlier.
特别是那段 你说你丈夫 Particularly the part about your husband
在那方面不行... 你明白的 not being able, you know...
你们的家庭作业 Your homework.
我要你们去湖里游泳 I want you to swim in a lake
然后跟十个人说"我爱你" and tell ten people that you love them.
翁格先生 我们谈谈吧 Mr. Winger, can I have a word, please?
-你还好吧 -不太好啊 - Are you okay. - Oh, maybe I'm not.
翁格先生 我希望所有通过这课的同学 Hi, Mr. Winger, I like to think that every life
人生都有转变 that passes through this class is changed.
但每年 总有一个自以为是的机会主义者 But every year, there's always one cocky opportunist
想不劳而获一个A who's just here to coast and grab an easy "A."
我知道 你在说皮尔斯嘛 Oh, yeah. His name's Pierce.
我可以替你告诫他 I-I can talk to him for you.
我说的那人是你 翁格先生 It's actually you, Mr. Winger.
你根本就没有"莫负好年华"的觉悟 You have no intention of seizing the day.
什么 认识你之前 我都算白活了 What? Listen, I-I have never lived until I met you.
我 我爱你 I-I love you.
还差9句"我爱你" 作业就完成了 Oh, there's one down. Nine to go.
说爱你不是为了成绩 Not that I need the grade
-我根本不看重成绩 -很高兴你这么说 - or even want it! - Well, I'm glad to hear it.
因为 如果本周结束前你没有真诚地 Because if you don't genuinely seize the day
表现出"莫负好年华" before the end of the week,
那么本学期的成绩 将有个F来负你 then you will be seizing an "F" for the semester.
你 You...
会计不能这样教 This is no way to teach accounting!
我还得预先谋划 I have to plan in advance
怎么才能证明我的确把握了每一刻 how to prove that I live in the moment.
我宁愿去上中规中矩的课 I mean, I'd rather take an actual class,
但现在来不及调换了 but now it's too late to drop or add.
你卖力地投机取巧却落得如此下场 真不公平啊 It is not fair how hard it is for you to cheat here.
最近好吗 Hey, how's it going?
电影课上的怎么样 老弟 How's your film class, buddy?
挺好的 第一次作业是部纪录片 It's cool. Our first assignment is a documentary.
就是丑人演的伪电影 They're like real movies, but with ugly people.
-我学到很多 -真是太棒了 - I'm learning a lot. - That is so wonderful.
某些人不喜欢参与到别人的生活中 Some people don't like getting involved in other's lives.
我觉得参与一下非常好 I think it's great.
如果你要拍部布雷塔自我吹捧的纪录片 Hey, if you're making a documentary about Britta patting herself on the back,
你会用到备用电池 you're gonna need a backup battery.
其实我在拍关于我老爸的电影 Actually, I'm doing a movie about my dad.
太聪明了 That is brilliant.
你爸对你上电影课有什么反应 How did he react to you signing up for the film class?
那部分还没开拍 他来了 That part hasn't happened yet. Here he comes.
你想要管我的家务事吗 Hey! You want to get involved in my family's business?
信仰之战 Holy...war.
布雷塔先生在哪里 Where do I find Mr. Britta?
我就是布雷塔先生 I'm Mr. Britta.
没错 我是个有人权的女性 That's right. I'm a woman with rights.
你可以看到我的整张脸[穆斯林教的女性戴面纱] And you can see my whole face.
我明白了 Oh, I get it!
因为我是阿拉伯人 所以我肯定讨厌女人 Because I'm Arab, I must hate women.
告诉你 我爱女人 Let me tell you something, I love women.
但你额头上的女字加表字 让我很有共鸣 But I'm getting a major b-word vibe from you.
不敢相信 我竟然错失了 Wow, I can't believe I missed out
参与此事的良机 on getting involved in this.
你去主持《美国偶像》吧 You go host American Idol.
你 别给我儿子添乱了 And you stop messing with my son.
他是个特别的孩子 He's a special boy.
是我把他养大的 不是你 I raise him, okay? You don't raise him.
养大他 不就是要让他追逐自己的梦想吗 Raising him means letting him follow his dreams.
-睡觉才会做梦 -你根本不明白 - Dreams are for sleeping. - You don't know that.
-临床医学已经证明了 -又不是小儿麻痹症 - It's clinically proven. - It's not polio.
你把我搞糊涂了 You lost me!
阿布蒂想学拍电影 Abed wants to study film.
-等等 他说什么 -他说"我们走" - Wait, what is he saying? - He says "we're leaving."
告诉他 你想留下学拍电影 Tell him that you want to stay and study film.
我还是不要出镜的好 I don't think I'm really in the scene.
看到了吧 以前跟他交流就够难了 See, it was hard enough to talk to him before.
现在又多了台机器挡着 Now we have this between us!
我们走 Let's go!
-别碰我 -住手 住手 - Hey, don't touch me! - Guys, guys, stop it. Stop it.
-你别碰我 -布雷塔退后 住手 - You don't touch me! - Britta back up. Stop.
先生 你有权坚持信仰 Sir, you have a right to your faith
以及保护家庭隐私 and your family's privacy.
但阿布蒂是成年人 也是美国公民 But Abed is an adult and a U.S. citizen.
-是吗 -是 - Right? - Yeah.
他有权留下来 And he has the right to stay.
行啊 你愿意养他 你来养 Fine. You want to raise him, you raise him.
-我退出 -等等 你说什么 - I'm out! - Wait, what?
我父亲和你一样差劲 You know, I had a father like you.
我摆脱了那个家 And the day I finally cut myself loose
才开始了快乐的人生 is the day I finally started being happy.
这下好了 Well, that went well.
我必须把影片加工一下 I'll have to make some adjustments to my film.
杰夫 我觉得你应该扮演我父亲 Jeff, I think you should play the role of my father.
我不想当你父亲 I don't want to be your father.
妙 你都知道台词了 That's perfect. You already know your lines.
怎么了 What?
你怎么穿的跟80年代强奸犯一个德行 Why are you dressed like an '80s rapist?
怀特曼教授每天早上都要来这里 Professor Whitman comes by here every morning
这是我为他送上的"为生命而喝彩"的好戏 and I need him to see me celebrating life.
这是什么 What's all that?
我在算阿布蒂这学期的开销 I am calculating Abed's expenses for the semester.
书本要钱 吃饭也要钱 You know, there's books. There's meals.
他租了个摄影机 He's renting that camera.
零花钱也得有点 And, you know, he needs a little spending money.
所有的钱都是用来零花的 Um, all money is spending money.
布雷塔 你为阿布蒂做的这些 太了不起了 Britta, um, it's amazing what you're doing for Abed.
很多人只会嘴上说说 I mean, a lot of people talk a good game.
但是你这么做了 我爱你 But you, you follow through. Love you.
雪瑞 谢谢你 Shirley, thank you.
我肯定这么动人的话 你没份儿经常听到 Bet that doesn't happen to you a lot.
昨天就听到了 Happened yesterday.
雪瑞只是在做作业 Shirley's just doing her homework.
希拉里 谢谢你为大家送上的咖啡 Hillary, thank you for getting people coffee.
我爱你 I love you.
阿布蒂 进展如何 小家伙 Abed, how's it going, buddy?
不错 我的电影已经有雏形了 Good. My film is coming together.
杰夫 好酷的领带 Cool tie, Jeff.
你戴这领带 Are you wearing that
是因为正扮演我老爸呢 because you're playing the role of my dad,
还是因为现在是圣诞节 or is it really Christmas?
当然是因为圣诞节 Definitely Christmas.
-这是新摄影机吗 -对 - Is that a new camera? - Yeah.
这台贵多了 It's more expensive,
但有些特殊设置可以让我调整 but it lets me adjust really specific settings
而多数人都不会注意到或想到用这些 that most people don't notice or think about.
早 来杯拿铁咖啡 Hi, I would like a latte.
杰夫 给你来点什么 And, Jeff, let me get you something.
-不用了 -客气啥 我请你 - I'm okay. - Oh, come on. I got you.
真的 我不需要什么 No, really. I don't need anything.
你这是不给我面子呀 我有钱 No, really. You're insulting me. Look at all this cash.
好吧 来一小杯黑咖啡 Okay, I will get a small, black coffee.
真差劲 平淡咖啡配平淡人生 Boo. An ordinary coffee for an ordinary life.
早安 怀特曼教授 Good morning, Professor Whitman.
很遗憾 翁格先生 这彩虹带可不成气候 Sorry, Mr. Winger, these won't cut it.
-天杀的 -我要 - Shazbot! - I shall have...
一块生日蛋糕 a birthday cake!
特洛伊 我明白你的处境 I've seen men in your situation, Troy.
这两罐都是我的 No, those are both for me.
以前你是高高在上 You were on top of the world before
现在却没人在意你了 and now no one gives a rat's ass.
我能帮你赢回光辉形象 I can help you with your image.
首先 扔掉这夹克 First, lose the jacket.
看起来还是高中混小子的德行 You look like a high school bitch.
更重要的是你的喷嚏 But more importantly, it's your sneeze.
我当总裁时 When I was a CEO,
会打出一连串阳刚的喷嚏 I had an array of masculine sneezes
宣告我的统治地位 that asserted dominance.
就像爆炸 You know, like, the explosive,
"炸到整屋安静"的喷嚏 shock-the-room-into-silence sneeze.
或是"吸引眼球"的喷嚏 Or the draw-them-in sneeze.
喷嚏在我的控制下 想不打就不打 And maybe I wouldn't sneeze because I'm in control.
甚至于 喷嚏可以用来阐明观点 You could even use a sneeze to drive home a point even.
比如 我觉得小熊队 Like, I think-- I think the Cubs
今年又会赢得风风光光 are going to win it all this year.
你认为如何 What do you think?
继续深入 Tell me more.
好戏上演了 It's showtime.
-各位早安 -早安 - Hey, everybody. - Good morning.
早安 先生 Good morning, Sir.
早安 格林德尔 早安 Good morning, Greendale! Hi! Good morning!
小心风筝 Watch the kite.
我能一起跳吗 Mind if I get a chance?
看 单腿跳 Look at this. One foot.
谢谢你们 到这来 Thanks, you guys. Bring it in here.
很好 非常感谢 Nice. Thank you so much, you guys.
玩的很开心 That was really fun.
不堪入目 Sloppy.
想想这些女孩的年龄 And considering the age of these girls,
让人不禁毛骨悚然 unwittingly creepy.
该死 Damn it.
闪人吧 Beat it.
教授 难道你就不看看 Professor, will you look at the amount of work
我为此所付出的心血吗 that I'm putting into this?
你就行行好吧 I mean, throw me a bone!
如果不是清晨的日出已经让我洒下男儿泪了 Had I not already cried at the sunrise this morning,
此刻我将相看泪千行 I would be weeping right now.
-你这是什么意思 -杰夫 你又是什么意思 - What does that mean? - What do you mean, Jeff?
你的人生 意义又是什么 What does your life mean?
你早上要花多少时间 How long does it take you in the morning
才能让"宝贝蛋"护发造型素显出效果 to--to make it look like you have "Bed Head"?
你要搭配试穿多少套休闲服 How many sweat pants, sport jacket combos did you try
才找到这件"我不在乎" before you found the one that said "I don't care"?
莫负好年华 杰夫 体会一下真谛吧 Seize the day, Jeff, for real.
在冰雹中裸奔 Go running naked in a hailstorm,
在大白天和女生热吻 kiss a girl in the middle of the day,
放风筝也行 但要为自己而放 fly a kite, but do it for yourself.
否则 你不仅是不能通过我的课 Or you won't just fail my class,
你还将虚度生命 you'll fail life.
谢谢 Thank you.
那家伙完全了解你的底细 That guy's really got your number.
丢掉那花 Drop the flower.
我真的得和你谈谈阿布蒂的事 Look, I really need to talk to you about Abed.
我今天去了他的电影课 他不在 I went by his film class today. He wasn't there.
他翘课了 He's cutting.
我想知道他为什么要做那样的事 I want to know why he would do something like that.
去问他吧 Ask him.
每次我想问个究竟 Every time I try to ask him about it,
他就一直拍我 然后告诉我 he just keeps filming me and telling me
我正在扮演他的妈妈 that I'm playing the role of his mother.
阿布蒂不是正常人类 Abed is not normal.
你执意卷进他的生活 That's what you bought
你就会得到这样的下场 when you intentionally tangled yourself in his life.
你能 你能去和他谈谈吗 Look, will you just-- will you please talk to him?
我现在是自身难保 I've got problems of my own!
我正拼了命的"莫负好年华" I'm out here trying to seize a day!
搞什么鬼 What in the hell?
他会杀了我们吗 Is he gonna kill us?
谢谢你的披萨 阿布蒂 我饿死了 Thanks for the pizza, Abed. I was starving.
是的 感觉真好 就像野餐一样 Yeah, it's nice. Like a--like a picnic.
或是家庭晚餐 Or a family dinner.
学习小组 吃个披萨 It's a study group and a pizza.
大家淡定 Let's not get carried away.
阿布蒂 你的电影课如何 So, Abed, how's film class?
很好 Good.
是吗 你今天去上课了吗 Yeah? Did you go to class today?
-没有 -没有 - Not really. - Not really.
学费是布雷塔出的 Well, Britta's paying for those classes.
你不觉得你应该去吗 Don't you think maybe you should go?
我在拍我的电影 I was shooting my movie.
但你的电影是为了电影课而拍的 Yeah, but your movie's for class.
我的电影更重要 My movie's more important.
有人订了七杯拿铁吗 Someone order seven lattes?
-我订的 -不 不是你订的 - I got that. - No, you don't got it.
是我订的 阿布蒂 所有都是我在买单 I got it, Abed. I got everything.
你到底是哪根筋不对 What is wrong with you?
我只是想要关心你 All I want to do is take care of you.
我知道你不是傻子 你是故意这么做的吗 I know you're not stupid. Are you doing this on purpose?
你怎么不回答我 Why won't you answer me?
因为到你该离开的场景了 'Cause this is the scene where you leave.
你说对了 You better believe it.
布雷塔 Britta.
你有什么想法 爸爸 What do you think, Dad?
我觉得你真的很怪异 阿布蒂 I think you are really weird, Abed.
我还觉得不该走的人走了 And I think the wrong person just left.
妙极了 圆满结束 Perfect. That's a wrap.
那家伙是你爸爸? That guy was your dad?
你根本没有拉维·香卡的演出票[印度锡塔琴大师兼作曲家] You don't really have tickets for Ravi Shankar, do you?
我骗你到这里来的 I lied to get you here
因为是时候沟通下了 because it's time to communicate.
沟通 你不认识阿布蒂吗 Communicate. Have you met Abed?
需要沟通的不是你们俩 It's not the two of you that need to talk.
等一下 威瑟乐团在哪[另类摇滚乐队] Hey, wait a minute, where's Weezer?
他们马上就到 They're coming.
好了 挑起这场混乱的唯一原因 All right, now, the only reason why this whole mess got started
就是你们都是为了阿布蒂好 is because both of you wanted the best for Abed.
我想我们从此事中吸取的教训是 And I think the lesson we can all take away from this
所有人都应该 is that everyone should always do
做自己想做的 不要干涉他人的生活 whatever they want and leave each other out of it.
这是你吸取的教训吗 那我得教训你一下 Is that your take? Let me give you mine.
你和你的超级厚唇女友 You and your pillow-lipped girlfriend
为了充牛仔好汉 就踩到我家地盘 got all up in my stuff because you wanted to be cowboys
现在又腿软想撤了 因为你们发现了 and then you turned chicken when you found out
仅有煽动演说和制导导弹 是远远不够的[讽刺总统布什] it will take more than speeches and guided missiles.
有意思 没料到有伊拉克暗喻 但... Interesting. Hadn't seen the Iraq metaphor, but--
什么伊拉克暗喻 What Iraq metaphor?
我是说你的煽动演讲 I am talking about your speeches
-和她的一对导弹 -明白了 - and her guided-- - Got it!
关键是布雷塔要道歉 对吗 The point is is that Britta is sorry, right?
-不对 -糟了 - Wrong. - Crap.
阿布蒂可能不是个优秀的电影制作人 Abed may not be a great filmmaker,
但那也不代表他想去炸豆丸子啊 but that doesn't mean that he wants to make falafel.
你得让他自己做决定 You need to let him make his own decisions.
让他自己做决定 Make his own decisions?
你们不认识阿布蒂吗 知道他是什么样吗 Have you met Abed? You know who he is?
伙计们 Guys!
后期做完了 I'm finished.
布雷塔 杰夫 爸爸 Britta, Jeff, dad.
爸爸 Dad.
六支蜡烛
主演: 杰夫 布雷塔
饰演: 父亲 母亲
进展如何 小家伙 How's it going, buddy?
我不想当你父亲 I don't want to be your father.
我觉得你真的很怪异 阿布蒂 I think you are weird, Abed.
我真的得和你谈谈阿布蒂的事 Okay, look, I need to talk to you about Abed.
他不是正常人类 He's not normal.
你到底是哪根筋不对 What is wrong with you?
我只是想要关心你 All I want to do is take care of you.
你怎么不回答我 Why will you not answer me?
你有什么想法 爸爸 What do you think, dad?
我觉得你真的很怪异 阿布蒂 I think you are weird, Abed.
我还觉得不该走的人走了 And I think the wrong person just left.
我觉得不该走的人走了
酷阿布蒂作品
这和《公民凯恩》还是有距离[41年出品 电影史上十大佳作] It's not exactly "Citizen Kane".
我从没说过她的离开是你的错
尽在不言中
我有点搞不清楚状况了 I feel a little out of the loop here.
这感觉就是如释重负 喜极而泣 That feeling is called the joy of freedom.
我的儿子让人很费解 My son is hard to understand.
如果拍电影能让他更好地被人理解 If making movies help him be understood,
那我会为电影课付钱的 then I pay for the class.
我这闲事管的不错吧 I made this all happen.
但炸豆丸子是后备计划 With falafel as a fallback.
阿布蒂 Abed.
你那么对我都是故意的吗 Did you do all of that to me on purpose?
那样对你的朋友可不太好 That's not a very nice way to treat your friends.
布雷塔 这不是单纯的朋友关系 Well, Britta, it isn't called friend business,
这是复杂的娱乐圈 it's called show business.
他居然还吸烟 He's smoking.
亲爱的 让他离巢高飞吧 Honey, let him leave the nest.
把你的手从我膝盖上拿开 Get your hand off my knee.
上帝保佑 上帝保佑你 God--god bless you. God bless you.
谢谢 Thank you.
我知道你不喜欢掺和别人的生活 For someone who doesn't like getting involved,
所以 我欠你一次 Well, I owe you.
你欠我人情 You owe me.
这感觉可不会让你好过的 That cannot be comfortable for you.
听着 Hey, um,
你现在应该吻我了 you should kiss me right now.
-好年华 没有被辜负 -我们扯平了 - Day seized! - We're even.
A+ 翁格 "A" plus, Winger.
改变人生之吻 可逃不过我的法眼 I know a life-changing kiss when I see one.
是啊 你也有走眼的时候 Yeah. Fooled you.
-这是Krumping舞吗 -不是 - Am I krumping? - No.
现在这是krumping舞吗 Am I krumping now?
不是 No!
这才是krumping舞 This is krumping.
我们在跳krumping舞 W-we're krumping.
不 你们跳的不是 No, you're not.
来吧 Hit it!