从现在开始 我们用西班牙语名字 So from now on, we refer to each other
来称呼对方 by our Spanish nombres.
那将会... 干嘛呢 It will be... What's this?
早上好 翁格 Buenos dias, Winger!
下课 Oh, class dismissed.
雪瑞 看 我是安妮的背包 Hey, Shirley, look, I'm Annie's backpack.
住手 特洛伊 Stop it, Troy.
安妮 如果说有两个好朋友 Annie, say there are two friends
他们在一个班里 and they're in the same class
其中一个想约另一个出去约会 and one of them wants to ask the other one out on a date,
是那种成年人的约会 但地点得离家近 like a grown-up date. But within biking distance
骑车就能到 of his parents' house.
他们可以在校园里约会 Well, they could do something on campus.
明天东草坪有个野餐活动 还有现场音乐助兴 Tomorrow there's a picnic with live music on the east lawn.
他们称之为 "星空下的夜晚" They're calling it "a night under the stars".
太棒了 我打赌兰迪会喜欢这种活动的 Cool. I bet Randi would love that type of thing.
兰迪 我以为 Randi? Oh, I thought...
难道你以为 Oh, you thought...
我居然误导你那样想 I can't believe I misled you like that.
听我说 Listen...
不管男女都可以叫兰迪 Randi can be the name of a guy or a girl.
这种情况下 绝对说的是个女孩 And in this case, is definitely a girl.
-谢谢你的帮助 -不客气 - Thanks for your help. - You're welcome.
人家讨厌你 And I hate you.
人家想给你生孩子 And I want to have your children.
该死 今早下课跟着没戏的另一对儿真是走眼了 Damn, I picked the wrong couple to follow out of class this morning.
"杰布配"没擦出一点火花 Jeff and Britta are dead air.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
今早这凌乱的鸡窝头怎么这么自然啊 It looks like you have actual bed head this morning.
时尚方面 我可是公认的引领潮流者 In fashion, I'm what's known as a tastemaker.
你有一边脸忘记刮胡子了 And you missed an entire side of your face shaving.
下个月 格温·史蒂芬尼也会这样[美女歌手 流行教主] And next month, so will Gwen Stefani.
-沃恩来了 拜拜 -该死 - Here comes Vaughn. Bye. - Oh, crap.
沃恩? 沃恩 Vaughn? Vaughn.
那个你上过的小咪咪男啊 Oh, the guy with the tiny nipples you did it with.
天哪 沃恩 有时间我们谈谈吧 Oh, god. Hi, Vaughn. Can we talk sometime?
我很抱歉事情变成那样 I'm really sorry about how things ended.
抱歉 我无法接受你的道歉 Yeah, well, I'm sorry that I can't accept your apology
因为你有毒 布雷塔 'cause you're toxic, Britta.
你知道吗 你像是 You know what, you're, like-- you're,
确切的说 你就是抗氧化剂的对立面 like, the exact opposite of an antioxidant.
我要去乐队练习了 晚说 Yeah. I got band practice. Lates.
我们还能继续做朋友吗 Can't we still be friends?
"晚点说"才三个字你还要省略么 And isn't the word "later" already short enough?
我和他谈谈吧 Let me talk to him for you.
男人和男人之间的对话比较直接 That--it'll be better if it's man-to-man.
那样我们就不会惦记丰满的大腿 That way we won't be thinking about our chubby thighs
或者担心会不会搞大肚子 or whether or not we can have babies.
别去和沃恩谈 Don't talk to Vaughn.
我告诉你 You know, I'm telling you,
你的荷尔蒙在影响你 your hormones are clouding your--
别去和沃恩谈 Don't talk to Vaughn.
女生的语言系统里 那就是"去谈吧" That is "girl" for "talk to Vaughn."
你确定不想试试这好东东吗 You sure you don't want a piece of that?
雪瑞 Shirley.
他在干什么 What is he doing?
我非常清楚他在干什么 Oh, I know exactly what he's doing.
我前夫也曾这样过了四个星期 My ex-husband spent four weeks doing that
因为他"无心的"把我叫成了瓦莱丽 after his "innocent mistake" of calling me Valerie.
那小家伙住在他的车里 That boy's living in his car.
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《废柴联盟》第一季 第八集
70年代时 我也曾在车里住了段时间 I lived in my car for a stretch in the '70s.
没什么感觉比得上在别克云雀车的后座云雨一番 Nothing like bedding a woman on the vinyl backseat of a Skylark.
当然那时 安全措施不像现在 所以 Of course, we didn't have the same safety standards back then so...
不用戴套 No condoms.
艾滋病出现之前 做爱就像握手一样随意 I tell you, before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands.
因此才有艾滋 Hence AIDS.
布雷塔 我忘记告诉你了 Oh, Brittles, I forgot to tell you,
我去和沃恩谈过了 I, uh, went and talked to Vaughn.
什么 What?
坏消息是 你们之间的事我帮不上忙 The bad news is I could not patch up things between you.
你确实伤害到他了 You really did a number on him.
好消息是 我成了他乐队新的键盘手 Good news is I'm the new keyboards on his band.
我叫你别和他谈 你却当作耳旁风 So I ask you not to talk to him, you completely ignored me.
小妞儿 你没注意我说的重点 Hey, tiny, you miss the headline,
我加入摇滚乐队了 I'm in a rock band!
乐队发现你在时 我可不想错过好戏 I'd like to be there when the band finds out.
杰夫 我们正说着现在的经济环境... Hi, Jeff. We were just talking about how in today's economy...
住在车里 住在车里 你住在自己的车里 Living in your car. Living in your car. You're living in your car.
抱歉 我不太会拐弯抹角 I'm sorry. I'm not good at being coy.
我不是住在车里 Isn't that living in my car.
只是这些天睡在车里 I'm just sleeping in it for a couple of days.
我的公寓有些问题需要解决 When I work out some problems with my condo.
只是暂时的 我支付一些说不清名目的费用后 It's a very temporary issue. I'm just get pay some meaningless fees
他们就会把门锁装回去 我就能回去了 and they'll put my locks back on the door. And I'll be back.
那你打算上哪弄钱 How are you gonna get the money?
相信我 小宝贝 我翁格是有办法的 Believe me, kitten, Winger's got moves.
杰夫 你需要找地方住吗 Jeff, do you need a place to stay?
我想帮你 但我爸爸有点种族歧视 I'd offer but my dad's kind of racist.
你可以和我一起住宿舍 You can stay with me in the dorms.
我房间有个双层床 有些用词不当[bunk bed有3P的意思] My room has a bunk bed, which is kind of a misnomer
-但我说的是事实 -下一个提供施舍或表示同情的人 - because it's the real deal. - The next person that offers me charity or pity
名字会出现在我的自杀遗书里 will be mentioned by name in my suicide note.
安妮 安妮 Annie. Annie.
谢谢你关于"星空下的夜晚"的提议 Thanks for your advice about "a night under the stars."
别客气 随时效劳 永远如一 Of course. Anytime. Ever.
现在我只需弄明白 要带什么去野餐 Now I just got to figure out what to bring to the picnic.
她是我在大学里的第一个女朋友 This is my first college girl
所以我想给她留下深刻的印象 so I really want to impress her.
你愿意帮我买野餐的东西吗 Would you mind helping me shop for this stuff?
我愿意 I'd love to.
-真的 -当然 - Really? - Sure.
-不要 -谢谢 晚点见 - No! - Thanks. Later.
-想看看我家吗 -我站在这里就能看见 - Want to see my place? - I can see it from here.
两个女孩在引擎盖上亲热 Two girls are making out on the hood.
不是 我真正的家 No, my real place.
公寓委员会为了吓唬我 把房子列为待售了 The condo board's trying to bluff me by listing my place as available.
看这些水龙头 Look at those faucets.
意大利手工制造 绝对的昂贵 Handcrafted in Italy. 100% expensive.
这些水龙头的确很漂亮 Those faucets are beautiful.
你知道它们会想去哪吗 You know what they'll go agree with?
一个家 A home,
而你不再有家了 which you no longer have.
你得继续你的生活 You need to move on with your life.
对 继续我的生活 Yeah. Move on with my life.
"继-续-我-的-生-活" "Shmove shmon shmith shmy shmife."
这公寓是我现在仅有的东西了 This condo is all that's left of me.
它的每一部分都代表着我 Every part of it is a part of who I am.
-那是坐浴盆吗 -那标的是二手的价格 - Is that a bidet? - That part's for resale value.
通常都是周六下午用的 And Saturday afternoons.
降低你的生活水准 You know, downgrading your lifestyle
是让你学习人类生活的重要机会 is your chance to grow as a person.
或许你还有机会变成人 Maybe even become one.
你拥有的越少 可塑性越大 You know, the less you have, the more you can be.
你知道我在说什么吗 You know what I'm saying?
还有一线希望 不是吗 There's a silver lining here, isn't there?
-我这流浪汉吸引你了吧 -晚安 - You're attracted to bums. - Good night.
拜托 到我"家"来吃饭怎么样 Come on. Why don't you have dinner at my place?
我有个连着打火机的小电炉哦 I got a hot plate that plugs into a cigarette lighter.
是啊 但你的厨房正在被拖走 Yeah, but your kitchen's being towed.
停下 那是我的房子 Stop! That's my house!
我可以和你一起住吗 Can I live with you?
当然可以 你想要上铺还是下铺 Yeah. Cool. You want the top bunk or the bottom bunk?
-上铺 -我也是 - Top. - Me too.
看谁跑得快 Racing for it.
我赢了 I win.
我真的需要清算我的资产 Look, I really need to liquidate some assets.
这是紧急情况 It's an emergency situation.
那算什么出价 What kind of an offer is that?
这些都是崭新的 These are mint condition issues.
这房子本身就已经是无价了 I mean, the premise alone is priceless.
买家这是下个套给我 The guy has the powers and strength of a spider.
不 你的怀疑让我困惑 书呆子 No, your incredulity perplexes me, nerd.
杰夫 我昨晚睡觉说话了吗 Jeff, did I say anything in my sleep last night
有关农场动物或者布赖恩·威廉姆斯的 about farm animals or Brian Williams?
[NBC Nightly News的主持人]
-没有 -很好 那就好 - I don't think so. - Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
"幸运护身符"呢[麦片品牌] Lucky Charms?
你为什么能这么知足呢 阿布蒂 How are you so satisfied all the time, Abed?
除了麦片粥你就没其他追求了吗 I mean, don't you ever want anything more out of life than cereal?
有时我喜欢把热可可倒进冷牛奶里 Sometimes I like to pour hot cocoa mix into cold milk
当冷热巧克力喝 and drink like it like a cold hot chocolate.
我叫它"特制饮料" I call it "special drink".
总有一天你会知道它的真名 糖尿病 And some day you will know it by its true name. Diabetes.
-杰夫 你就像戈迪·霍恩[著名女影星] -什么 - You're Goldie Hawn, Jeff. - I'm sorry?
-你就像戈迪·霍恩 -你指嘴唇吗 - You're Goldie Hawn. - Is it the lips?
不 在《落水姻缘》里 她就像你一样 No. In "Overboard", she was just like you.
富有 自信 傲慢 Wealthy, assertive, arrogant.
总是在修指甲 Got manicures all the time.
后来她从私家邮轮上掉下海才是好事 But then she fell off her boat and it was a good thing for her.
她终于发现和库尔特·拉塞尔[电影中男主扮演者] Because, ultimately, she realized she was happier being poor
共同养育四个顽皮儿子的穷日子更开心 and raising four unruly boys with Kurt Russell.
这戏里我是库尔特·拉塞尔不成吗 Can I not be Kurt Russell in this scenario?
你想是谁都成 弄清角色就行 You can do whatever you want. You just have to know what that is.
对于我来说 就是"幸运护身符"和电视 For me, it's Lucky Charms and TV.
休息一下也无妨 I could use a break.
野餐毯 天才 Oh, a picnic blanket. Genius.
我正准备躺在报纸上呢 I was just gonna lay down newspaper.
这是我祖母追我祖父时用过的毯子 It's the blanket my grandmother used to court my grandfather.
是吗 太酷了 Yeah? That's pretty hot.
谢谢 Thanks.
告诉他你的感觉 Tell that boy how you feel!
人家怕怕 It's scary.
如果他没兴趣 可能连朋友也做不成了 If he's not interested, I could lose the friendship too.
有可能 可是爱情就是赌博 You could. Love is a gamble always.
等待并不能改变骰子 But waiting won't change the dice.
要么掷要么放弃 You either roll them or you lose your turn.
我会掷的 我会的 I'm going to roll them. I am.
我会的 我只是...需要多摇一会 I am. I just--I need a few more shakes.
在你心里摇吧 好吗 Shake 'em in your mind, okay?
现在 你不介意的话 Now, if you'll excuse me,
皮尔斯的乐队在演唱 Pierce's band is playing,
我得把这灾难性的场面录下来 and I want to record the train wreck.
希望来个"迈克尔·理查德斯"事件 Kind of hoping for a Michael Richards situation.
[《宋飞传》主演 06年他辱骂闹事观众是黑鬼被爆出手机视频]
他们真不错 Oh, they're pretty good.
-这对你来说不奇怪吗 -不 - This isn't weird for you? - No.
我只想给沃恩一些支持 Just want to show Vaughn some support
好缓和下我们的矛盾 to help smooth things over.
对布雷塔说再见 *Saying good-bye to Britta*
是最难的事情 *Was the hardest thing to do*
但当某人是贱货和骗子时 *But when someone's a bitch and a liar*
那就没什么好说了 *There ain't nothing left to woo*
我正在摆脱布雷塔 *I'm getting rid of Britta*
我在干什么 我正在摆脱那个贱货 *What am I doing? I'm getting rid of the B*
她是个坏坏的贱货 *She's a no-good B*
我正在摆脱布雷塔 *I'm getting rid of Britta*
我正在摆脱那个贱货 *I'm getting rid of the B*
-她是个他妈的贱货 -接着 皮尔斯 -*She's a GDB* - Take it, Pierce.
和45岁一样 Same as a 45-year-old,
除了他不会疲劳 except he doesn't get as tired.
能有人一起看电视真好 Really great to have somebody to watch stuff with.
我父亲从来不想看 My dad never wanted to watch anything
可以说我是被电视养大的 so I was kind of raised by TV.
电视是最好的父亲 TV's the best dad there is.
电视不会喝醉了回家 TV never came home drunk.
电视不会把我忘在动物园 TV never forgot me at the zoo.
电视不会打我骂我 TV never abused and insulted me
除非你算上《摇滚警探》[90年剧集 02年位列50部烂片第八] unless you count Cop Rock.
《摇滚警探》 听起来不错 Cop Rock. That sounds cool.
是吗 Doesn't it?
你们就宅在这里了 对吧 You guys are really dorming it up in here, huh?
是的 最近两天我只花了两毛五 Yeah. In the last two days, I spent a quarter.
我们正在享受人生 We're having the time of our lives.
看吧 谁需要铂制水龙头? See. Who needs platinum faucets?
你们这里有水龙头吗 Do you guys even have faucets in here?
走廊尽头有个公共洗手间 There's a communal bathroom down the hallway.
这让我有点接受失去公寓的事实了 It actually helped me come to terms with losing my condo.
不把物质世界抛在脑后 You don't sit on a toilet like that
是没有办法蹲那样子的厕所的 until you've left the material world behind.
-帕沃尔 -嗨 兄弟们 - Pavel! - Hey, bros.
这是帕沃尔 他住在隔壁 This is Pavel. He lives next door.
他从波兰来的 He's from Poland.
布雷塔 Britta.
我要摆脱布雷塔 *I'm getting rid of Britta*
摆脱那个贱货 *Getting rid of the B*
不好意思 我要去砍人了 Excuse me, I have a future murder victim to visit.
-酷 -酷 - Cool. - cool.
酷 酷 酷 Cool, cool, cool.
各位 搞什么鬼 Guys, what the hell!
"摆脱布雷塔" "Getting rid of Britta"?
这首歌对我是种侮辱 That song was disrespectful to me
押韵也不是这样押的 and to the definition of "rhyme scheme."
如果你不喜欢我的歌 If you don't like my song,
你可以不听 布雷塔 you don't have to listen, Britta, all right?
我是个艺术家 我描写的是我的感觉 I'm an artist and I write what I feel.
我的感觉就是你很糟糕 And I feel that you suck.
好吧 停一下 All right, hold on here.
沃恩 我能跟你说句话么 Vaughn, can I have a word with you?
你能来一下么 谢了 就一会 Could you come here, please, for a second?
你刚才跟她说了什么 What did you just say to her?
我知道布雷塔是你的朋友 但我的歌更重要 Listen, I know Britta's your friend, but my song is more important.
你又这样 There you go again.
你的歌? 这是我们一起写的 Your song. We wrote it together.
你就这样对待你的搭档么 Are you trying to Garfunkel me?
也许吧 Maybe.
如果要跟别人合作 Assuming to "Garfunkel" someone
意味着要忍受他们 即使他们是肥胖的懒猫 is to keep putting up with them even though they're a fat, lazy cat
霸住聚光灯不放 而且吃掉了所有的意面 who hogs the spotlight and eats all the lasagna.
我知道了 你在嫉妒我 I get it. You're jealous of me.
-什么 为什么 -我不知道 - What? Why? - I don't know.
也许是因为我穿了这条紧身牛仔裤 Maybe because when I put on these skinny jeans,
让我的屁股看起来很翘 my ass looks like a baby pumpkin.
也许因为我不是某位小乳头男 专抢别人功劳 Or maybe because I'm not a small-nippled, credit-hogging jag
自己却只知道三种强力和弦 who only knows three power chords.
我的乐队 我的歌 My band, my song!
-你不能 -你想要这样? - You can't... - You want that?
皮尔斯 爽了吗 Huh, Pierce? How you like that?
拽个屁啊 You get on that horse.
皮尔斯 你刚才是在维护我的尊严吗 Pierce, did you just defend my honor?
是的 完全是 Oh, yeah, totally.
然后你点亮蜡烛 And you'll light the candles.
然后你吃一口 她也吃一口 And you'll take a bite. And she'll take a bite.
接着你们就开怀大笑 And you'll laugh.
然后你给她披上夹克 And you'll offer her your letter jacket
因为你发现了 after you notice this funny way
她冷得发抖时的样子很可爱 she shakes when she gets cold.
她会觉得自己是这世界上最幸运的女孩 And she'll feel like the luckiest girl in the world.
对 Right.
没有你的帮助我根本做不到 I couldn't have done this without your help.
你真好 You're really nice.
我们高中的时候就该经常一起玩 We should've hung out more in high school.
还记得你假装是我的背包吗 Remember when you pretended to be my backpack?
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
我很搞笑 I'm funny.
好吧 我要去准备了 All right. Uh, I got to go get ready.
特洛伊 等下 我要告诉你 Troy, wait! I have to tell you...
-我的阑尾很痛 -什么 - My appendix is bursting. - What?
是啊 是啊 我的阑尾痛死了 Yeah, yeah. My appendix is bursting.
不是吧 No.
好吧 两个年轻的学生 Okay. Two young students.
这情形我熟 Think I've been to this dance before.
你们是炮友 对吧 You guys are sexual partners, right?
我们? 不 不 Us? No, no.
他是我的好朋友 我这只是阑尾炎 He's my very good friend and I have appendicitis.
谢谢你带我来 Thanks for bringing me here.
看来我毁了你的约会 Guess I ruined your date, huh?
你看起来没什么问题 Doesn't seem to be anything wrong with you.
那就好 回见 Cool. I'll see you.
老天 哪里痛了 God. Where does it hurt?
哪都痛 Everywhere.
好吧 我们要隔离你 Okay, we have to quarantine you.
你要和这里保持距离 We got to get you to a safe distance.
-我的女友在东草坪等着 -东草坪 很好 - My date's on the east lawn. - East lawn. Perfect.
-好的 -等等 等等 - Great. - Wait, wait.
约会去吗? 你会需要这个 Uh, this a date? You'll need these.
正点 我会想你的 Nice. I'll be thinking of you.
好的 我要走了 Okay, I need to go.
不行 我们要观察你一晚 No, we--I mean, we have to observe you overnight.
这是规定 It's policy.
不能再弄出个"瓦内莎·派森" We don't want another Vanessa Parsons on our hand.
她就像是疱疹病的"伤寒玛丽" She was the "Typhoid Mary" of herpes.
[玛丽是美国首例确诊的伤寒"健康病原携带者" 任厨师期间曾传染53人]
我可是"鹰眼"[《风流军医俏护士》里的医生] 所以... I'm kind of the Hawkeye around here so it's kind of a...
你有在和别人约会吗 Are you seeing anybody?
你们没去上西班牙语课 You guys weren't in Spanish class.
看《霹雳游侠》连播呢[NBC经典剧集] "Knight Rider" marathon.
"幽灵般地驰骋在黑暗世界中" A shadowy flight into the world of a man who does not exist.
布雷塔 能跟你说句话吗 Britta, may I have a word?
-这个一直在这里么 -你得把杰夫带回去 - Has this always been here? - You need to take Jeff back.
从未拥有他 也不想拥有 Never had him. Don't want him.
特别是现在 他很有菲尔·斯佩克特的范儿 Especially now. He's got a real Phil Spector vibe going.
[音乐制作人 谋杀女演员Lana Clarkson罪名成立]
他就像是误打误撞进我生活的E.T. He's like E.T. he crashed in my place.
我们现在是朋友了 对我来说挺不错 And we're friends now, which is great for me,
但是对他来说不好 but it's bad for him.
他需要回到以前的样子 He needs to get back.
我能怎么办 What am I supposed to do about that?
-美人计 -阿布蒂 - Use your lady parts. - Abed!
别这么幼稚 布雷塔 Don't be naive, Britta.
你们之间的暧昧能让他动起来 The charge between you two was keeping him going.
告诉他如果他洗个澡 找个好地方住 Tell him you'll make love to him if he takes a shower
你就和他做爱 and finds a nice place to live.
我要回去了 帕沃尔正在做巴布卡蛋糕 I'm heading back. Pavel's making babka.
上吧 布雷塔 勾引他 Do it, Britta. Seduce him.
把杰夫体内的绦虫引出来吧 Draw the tapeworm of Jeff's old self out of him
你的魅力就是牛奶[据说绦虫闻到牛奶会自动出到人体外] with the bowl of milk that is your sexuality.
不要 No.
那就和E.T.告别吧 Then say good-bye to E.T.
阿布蒂 门是开着的 Abed, it's open!
你的老婆嫁给了一个蠢蛋 And your wife is married to an idiot.
你又怎么了 女人? What's a matter now, woman?
你的目光也太短浅了 只认钱 You, you can't see further than them dollar signs in your eyes.
你在干吗 What are you doing?
在演《杰弗森一家》呢 白皮鬼 That's "Jeffersons", honkey.
[75-85年的情景喜剧 主角为黑人暴发户]
我错了 行不 I was wrong, okay?
物质财产很重要 Material possessions are important.
想想杰弗森一家 Think how much happier the Jeffersons were
比《好时光》那家开心多了 than that family on "Good Times".
[74-79年的情景喜剧 贫穷的黑人家庭的故事]
但那家子也有好时光啊 But they had good times.
有好时光就够了吗 Well, do good times really matter?
想想好车 好龙虾 What about good cars, good lobster?
还有英国人玩的那个运动 What about that-- that sport where the british people
手持长木槌还骑着马 ride the horses with the really long hammers?
天哪 这些话完全不是你的风格 Jeez, you are way out of your element here.
是的 对我来说没一个字可信 Yes, and I do not believe a single word I am saying for me.
但是你 你可能是那些金玉其外 But for you, maybe you're one of those rare people
败絮其中的少数派之一 with nothing underneath the surface.
如果你把去污剂用在一陀屎上 Maybe if you put stain remover on a turd,
你得不到钻石 依然是一陀屎 you don't get a diamond, you just get a turd
因为你毫无生活目标 with less direction in life.
谢谢 教练 能把电视打开吗 Thanks, coach. Can you turn the TV back on?
-水龙头 -意大利水龙头 手工制造 - Faucets. - Italian faucets, handcrafted.
这看上去好像 等等 These look like... wait...
我在这里做了个标记 表示混合性皮肤的 I made this notch to indicate optimal cleansing temperature
最佳清洗水温 for combination skin.
这是我的? These were mine?
对一个高级公寓而言 保安措施太糟糕了 For a fancy condo, you've got awful security.
把它装在你的新公寓 Install those in a new apartment
这样 你每天用大量的时间弄头发时 so that every day when you're spending way too much time on your hair,
你可以看着它 然后想 you can look down and think,
我以前是个超级虚伪的家伙 "I was a huge phony before.
现在依然可以 I can do it again!"
是的 Yeah.
你对我有意思了 You're into me.
开什么玩笑 I beg your unbelievable pardon.
看看你费了这么多苦心 Look at all this work you're doing
就是希望我能回到你身边 just to have me around again.
你明明非常喜欢我 You were may more attracted to me
不要口是心非了 than you were willing to admit.
我做这些完全是为了阿布蒂 I was doing this all for Abed.
-你真是糟透了 -是的 明显是 - You are the worst. - Yeah, clearly.
沃恩 我只是想让你知道 Vaughn, I just want you to know,
乐队的事 我没有改变主意 I haven't changed my mind about the band.
我不干了 I am out.
还有 给我个面子 放过布雷塔吧 Also, do me a favor, will you lay off Britta?
她走起路来是拽得趾高气扬 She may walk like she just got off a horse,
但在那小丑般的浓妆艳抹下 but underneath all that clown makeup,
她是个好孩子 she's-- she's a good kid.
不用担心了 伙计 No worries, man.
我已经向前看了 I've moved on.
-晚说 -晚说 好吧 蛇 搞什么 -Lates! - Lates. Okay. Snakes. What?
格林德尔 你好吗 What's up, Greendale!
皮尔斯 我的乐队不需要你 *Pierce, I don't need you in my band*
我不需要你的心或者你的手 *I don't need your heart or your hand*
我只听我自己的 *I am my own person*
你是个贱货 皮尔斯 *And, Pierce, you're a B*
是的 我说了咋滴 Yeah, you heard me say it.
皮尔斯 你就是个大贱货 *Pierce, you're a B*
-皮尔斯 我就是 -不要 - *Pierce, I just* - No!
想让你知道 *Want you to know*
在你们进一步之前 我有话要说 Before you two proceed, I have one thing to say...
你 已经说了么 Did you... say it already?
我想要回奶奶的毯子 I want my nana's blanket back.
请你们 Do you-- do you guys mind?
请你们让让 I just-- could you scoot over?
这是我的传家宝 我想要回来 It's-- it's an heirloom. I want it.
谢谢 约会愉快 Thank you. Have a nice date.
我不管你怎么想 I don't care what you think.
这对我来说已经不容易了 For me, that was huge.
我知道 宝贝 我陪你去找条裤子 I know, sweetie. Let's go find you some pants.
这首歌是献给皮尔斯的 因为他太老了 *This song's for Pierce 'cause he's so old*
他身上全是皱纹和褶子 *His body made of wrinkles and folds*
又蠢又丑 他身上都是屁味 *Stupid and ugly, he smell like a fart*
他裤子上有大便 在我心里他就是大便 *The poo-poo in his pants and poo-poo in my heart*
看看 猫咪把谁拖出来 还舔干净了 Hey, look who the cat dragged out and licked clean.
我知道你有多么想我 Well, I saw how much you missed me,
闻到了帕沃尔身上遗留的卷心菜之夜的气味后 and smelled what happens to Pavel on cabbage night,
我终于认识到 还是别宅了比较好 and realized the world was better off with me in it.
谢谢 你的 Thanks... for, uh...
关心 caring.
看上去你搬家了 You look like you moved out.
我搬到了一家旅馆 并且在找房子 I checked into a motel and I'm looking for apartments.
我一直住下去你肯定会烦的 是吧 You wouldn't have been fine with me staying there forever, huh?
-是啊 -你真是太酷了 阿布蒂 - Yep. - You're pretty cool, Abed.
-你是最大的书呆子 -谢谢 - You're a huge nerd. - Thanks.
皮尔斯 皮尔斯 皮尔斯 *Pierce, Pierce, Pierce*
皮尔斯 你这个大贱货 *Pierce, you're a B*
我是皮尔斯 I'm Pierce.
是的 这首歌唱的就是我 Yeah. Song's about me.
皮尔斯 皮尔斯 皮尔斯 *Pierce, Pierce, Pierce*
皮尔斯 你这个大贱货 *Pierce, you're a B*
来吧 一起唱 Come on, sing for me.
皮尔斯 皮尔斯 皮尔斯 *Pierce, Pierce, Pierce*
皮尔斯 你这个大贱货 *Pierce, you're a B*
皮尔斯 皮尔斯 皮尔斯 *Pierce, Pierce, Pierce*
皮尔斯 你这个大贱货 *Pierce, you're a B*
我们是"终极潜将" We're submarines.
晚安 格林德尔 Good night, Greendale!
东部 西部 北部 南 *East side, west side, north side, south*
沃恩的嘴太臭了 屁股都生嘴的气 *Vaughn's breath is so bad his butt's mad at his mouth*
这段说唱是皮尔斯创作的 沃恩是一傻蛋 *The rap is by Pierce and vaughn is dumb*
他穿着尿布睡觉 还含着他老娘的大拇指 *He wears diapers to bed and sucks his mother's thumb*
当他白痴般醒来后 巴不得成为我 *And when he wakes up stupid, wishing he was me*
他吃了一顿丰盛的大便早餐喝了一杯尿 *He has a big poop breakfast with a glass of pee*
然后就去了学校 这笨蛋连化学都不会 *Then he goes to school where he's stupid in chem*
所有人都讨厌他 甚至他所有的朋友都不爽他 *And everybody hates him, even all his friends*
当你惹恼皮尔斯时 战争就开始了 *When you come after Pierce then the battle is on*
这一段说唱是冲着笨蛋沃恩的 *So this rap goes out to stupid Vaughn*
干的好 皮尔斯 Well played, Pierce.
这事儿没完 This isn't over.