好的 能听到吗 Okay, you can hear this? Okay.
早上好 Good morning.
在此我为本校的新传统揭开第一页 I'm here to kick off the first day of new tradition
那就是"绿色周" at our school called "Green Week."
什么 What?
有"黑人历史月"折腾还嫌不够[每年2月] First, we give a month to black history,
现在又要为爱尔兰人耗一周 now we're blowing seven days on the Irish.
绿色是爱尔兰传统颜色
本周 格林德尔学院 All this week, Greendale College
将致力于环保事业 is becoming so earth-smart
我们将更名为"环保德尔"学院 that we're changing our name to Envirodale!
咱名字已经够绿了还改 But we were already called Greendale.
Greendale中Green为绿色之意
而且 还会有一场 Well, there's, um, also going to be
免费摇滚演唱会 a free rock and roll concert
演出乐队为著名的绿日乐队 by a certain band called Green Day.
高兴了吧 Huh? That make you happy?
没觉得 Eh, no. Not really.
我们要重印宣传单 Okay, we need to redo these.
我们印了五千张 We printed 5,000.
那就再印五千张新的 Well, print 5,000 more.
我可是在拯救地球呢 I'm trying to save the planet, here.
停笔 Pencils down.
翻译：贝贝船长 形单影只 帕拉丁 青蛙
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翻译：冯大树 米粒 时间轴：小南
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后期：鱼骨头 总监：青蛙
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全体用西班牙语写一页论文 I want you all to write a one-page essay,
题目是《安妮之罪》 in espanol, entitled, "Annie's Mistake".
为什么不让安妮写 Why doesn't Annie have to write it?
好了 那就写两页 Okay, two pages, entitled,
题目是《质疑权威的后果》 "The Consequences of Questioning Authority".
这是初级西语课 This is Spanish 101.
我只知道怎么说"你好""明天" I know how to say "hello" "tomorrow,"
还有"桌子"这个单词是阴性的 and that tables are female.
你只教了我们这么多啊 That's the only Spanish you taught us.
写六页 题目是《无知》 Oh, six pages on "Ignorance".
同学们 手放下吧 Guys, put your hands down.
昌老师 请你继续 我们尊重你的权威 Senor Chang, please continue. We respect your authority.
谢谢 布雷塔 Thank you, Britta.
写二十页 《拍马屁》 20 pages on "Ass kissing"!
星期一交 Due on monday.
这个星期一吗 This monday?
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《废柴联盟》 第一季 第十集
昌老师要是再疯点 You know, if Senor Chang gets any crazier,
就能赢格莱美奖了 he's gonna win one of those Grammy Awards.
我已经跟院长汇报过了 I've already reported him to the Dean.
院长说 三年来一直想炒他 He said they've been trying to fire him for three years,
但是没人接他的班 but nobody wants his job.
我写不出来二十页的论文 Mm-mm, I can't write a 20-page paper.
周五的市场营销课还要做报告呢 I got a presentation in my marketing class on Friday
一上台我就紧张得冒汗 and public speaking gives me the nervous sweats.
这个我能帮你 I can help you with that.
那你帮吧 I accept.
你看那俩人也郁闷着呢 That's how messed up things are.
我们也很惨 Well, we're screwed too.
生物实验课的进度已经落后了三天 We're three days behind on our biology lab.
滞后的原因是 特洛伊害怕... The reason it's taking so long is because Troy's afraid--
我不是害怕 阿布蒂 I'm not afraid, Abed.
因为老鼠不讨喜 我就尽量回避 I choose not to be around rats because they are unpopular.
同理可证蜈蚣和湖 Same goes for centipedes and lakes.
解决办法只有一个 There's only one solution.
必须得找个人跟昌谈谈 Someone has to go to Chang and talk to him.
我建议大家把期待的目光同时投向杰夫 I vote we all look at Jeff at the same time.
你们所说不无道理 In a way, all of you are right.
现在啥情况 Okay, what was I tuning out?
你得跟昌说说 让他取消作业 You have to get Chang to call off some of this homework.
你可是有三寸不烂之舌 You're the one with the silver tongue.
对啊 去舌战昌 Yeah, go tongue Chang.
你们凭什么觉得我能说服昌 Guys, what makes you think I can convince Chang of anything
我连说服你们别让我去的能耐都没有 if I can't even convince you not to make me do it?
-杰夫说的很有道理 -我没懂 - Jeff does raise a good point. - I don't get it.
等等 你现在就说服了我们 Wait, you are convincing!
你让我们改变主意了 你能做到 You just made us change. You could do it.
那个神经男的课 You want me to risk the "C"
我也就勉强能拿个及格 that I'm pulling in that psycho's class
你们却让我冒险进入他的雷达区 by putting myself on his radar?
那家伙要是再神经质点 I mean, that guy goes any more nuts,
就能赢格莱美奖了 he's gonna win a Grammy.
你真搞笑 You are hilarious.
-真逗 -太幽默了 - That's very funny. - He's funny.
这话坐椅子上说难道就好笑了? What is it, the chair?
杰夫 你觉得 Jeff, how do you think
那个神经男要是一直布置这么多作业 you're gonna keep pulling a "C" in that psycho's class
你还能混到及格吗 if he keeps assigning this much work?
有你们在嘛 Because I have you guys.
你猜怎么着 白食帅哥 Well, guess what, handsome hobo.
这列让你白捡便宜的火车要离站了 Your gravy train's leavin' the station.
当她透明好了 不过我们是认真的 Ignore what she's doing. We are serious.
好吧 我去 Fine. I'll do it.
要是我死了 别相信我是自杀的 But when you find my body, don't believe the suicide note.
可别让我内心激荡出别样火花哦 This better not awaken anything in me.
绿日乐队来了 Green Day's here.
这是啥情况 Okay, what's this about, now?
俺们是驴日乐队 We're Greene Daeye.
你想干嘛 姓翁格的 What do you want, Winger?
代表全班同学来抱怨 Here to complain about the homework
作业太多吗 on behalf of the class?
能问你个私人问题吗 昌老师 Can I ask you a personal question, Senor Chang?
行啊 弗洛伊德 Okay, Freud.
随便问 你想穿透我的心理防护盔甲... Sure. You try to penetrate my psychological armor, and...
你老婆离你而去了吧 Did your wife leave you?
奶奶个... Holy...
你咋知道的 How did you know?
要想挑到可为己用的陪审团员 Well, when you pick juries,
律师对陪审团候选人有筛选的权利
就要学会如何注意细节问题 you learn to read the little stuff.
一件上衣 一周穿两次 Same shirt twice in one week.
西语的"妻子" 你教我们是骗子的意思 Teaching us the word "esposa" means "liar."
还有一张跟女人的合影 The picture of you with a woman
漫画对话框形的便条纸贴在她头上 with a post-it note dialogue balloon above her head
上书"今朝有酒今朝醉" that says, "enjoy it while it lasts."
我们相识于莎莎舞俱乐部 We met at a Salsa Club.
她喜欢我热舞时的俊俏模样 And, um... she loved the way I danced.
但是你知道这种事吧 But... I mean, you know how it goes.
后来我有工作了 Just... get a job...
没时间跳莎莎舞了 我当然知道 Stop salsa dancing. Of course I know.
你可别想歪 姓翁格的 You make no mistake about this, Winger.
我可是大大滴让那女人爽歪歪 I pleasured that woman greatly.
你这层次 那是"必须"的 Yeah. You look like you would have to.
你这么说我一点也不意外 I'm not surprised you said that.
姓翁格的 我喜欢你这个人 I like you, Winger.
腌牛睾丸? Pickled bull testicle?
请客还是收集? Uh, are you offering or collecting?
*玛丽有只小羊羔 小羊羔 小羊羔* *Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb*
*小船儿 摇啊摇* *Bo bo bo, you are boat*
*天之涯 地之角* *Somewhere out there*
快唱吧 特洛伊 Troy, sing.
作业就是让老鼠对一首歌产生条件反射 The assignment is to train a rat to respond to a specific song.
都怨你 非得选个二重唱 Yeah, did you have to pick a duet?
*天之涯 地之角* *Somewhere out there*
*月色美如霜* * Beneath the pale moonlight... *
成功了 好样的 非佛 He did it! Good boy, Fievel.
歌曲出处影片中的老鼠
给它点奖励 我要开笼了 Commencing reward. I have to open the cage.
你不用警告我 我又不害怕... Yeah, you don't have to warn me; I'm not afraid...
非佛 Fievel.
都闭嘴 Everybody shut up!
再笑我就揍你们了 I'll kick all your asses!
谁不服谁上来 But y'all have to come up here!
兄弟 你会没事的 Dude, you are gonna be fine.
你得放下那段感情向前看了 You just have to move on.
如果你没事跟我混的话 And if you hang out with me sometime,
就会发现单身生活也是很美好的 you will see how great single life can be.
-是吗 -没错 - Yeah? - Yeah.
今晚怎么样 What about tonight?
没问题 Absolutely.
哎呀 不行啊 Oh, shoot.
现在每天晚上西语学习小组都要集合 My Spanish study group has to get together every night now.
你布置的作业 You know, you have been really
让我们很是忙碌啊 letting us have it with this homework.
是吗 I really have, haven't i?
是啊 Yeah.
这样吧 Tell you what.
为了我的好兄弟杰夫 论文不用写了 怎么样 For my new buddy Jeff, essay canceled. sha-clackey.
太棒了 大家都会很高兴的 Fantastic. That is fantastic. Everybody will be so happy.
我可没说大家都不用写了 Oh, oh, I didn't say everybody.
只是我的好朋友不用写了 It's for my new friend Jeff.
只有你来找我谈心了啊 是吧 I mean, you're the one coming out with me, right?
没错 Right. Yeah.
我猜这事儿会让你很难做 I suppose it will put you in an unenviable
左右为难 想要... and uncomfortable position, and want to be...
给你外套 咱们去吧 Here's your jacket. Let's do this.
看见老鼠没 Is there a rat in here?
我不知道你在讲什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
阿布蒂 Abed.
你跟昌老师谈了吗 Well, did you talk to Chang?
谈了 不过没谈妥 Yeah, but it didn't do any good.
他冲我吼个不停 我现在还头疼 My head still hurts from all the yelling.
他那破锣嗓子吼得我 And my pupils are more sensitive to light
都快见光流泪了 because he yelled at me so much.
现在我都觉得过意不去了 Oh, now I feel bad that we made you do that.
我们可以帮你写论文 Maybe we can help with your essay.
没事 我正自己写呢 Oh, that's okay. I'm working on mine by myself.
下次再帮我写吧 You could do my homework next time.
课堂上见 See you in class.
他有事瞒着我们 He's hiding something.
杰夫为了帮我们才变这样的 记着他的好吧 Britta, Jeff suffered for us. Give him a little credit.
就是 你有时真是冷血 Yeah. You can be pretty cold.
特洛伊 Troy?
阿布蒂来了 他来找我帮忙了 Damn, here comes Abed. He needs my help.
我得走了 I got to get out of here.
特洛伊 Troy?
你们看见一只老鼠了么 Have you guys seen a rat?
特洛伊打翻了非佛的笼子 它跑了 Troy knocked over Fievel's cage and he escaped.
阿布蒂 我真遗憾 oh, Abed, I'm sorry.
它估计是找到鼠兄鼠弟 He probably found more rats
跟它们快活着呢 and is very happy living with them.
布雷塔 跟我学着点 别幻想了 Try to join the rest of us in reality, Britta.
我相信 I believe that, uh,
网络贩卖巧克力小蛋糕 fusing brownies with the, uh, internet
会为巧克力蛋糕营销 is going to create the next napster
打开新篇章 for brownies.
我困了 Yawn!
我不能写在卡片上吗 Can't I just write it on cards?
不能 No.
你看见过有人照着卡片读的吗 Do you know anybody who reads from cards?
-没有 -这就对了 所以不能 - No. - No, you don't, and that's why.
还有 考虑换件深色的上衣吧 Also you might consider a darker top.
知道了 Note taken.
还有... Oh, and...
膝盖别紧绷着 Don't--don't, uh, lock your knees.
一定要注意 Never lock your knees.
知道什么时候膝盖会绷紧吗 You know what happens when you lock your knees?
翘辫子的时候 You die.
第二 Second,
当阐明观点的时候 做这个手势 When you want to drive home a point,
递给他们三明治 hand them a sandwich.
来试试 递给他们三明治 Try it. Hand them a sandwich.
递给他们三明治 Hand them a sandwich.
对了 不过你的三明治已经掉下来了 Yeah, except you just dropped, uh, the sandwich,
是要递到他们手里 as opposed to handing it to them.
-懂了 递给他们 -对了 就是这样 - Hand them, oh, okay. - Right. So yeah.
还要说点刺激性词汇吸引观众 And try attention-grabbing words to wake up the audience
比如 "多重高潮" such as, uh, "multiple orgasm."
不 不 这和我想要表达的内容 Oh, no, no, I don't think that would
沾不上边 really fit into my message.
或许我们应该集中到嗯...更...呃... Maybe we should focus, uh, more on, um, uh...
对 还有这些结巴词 Yeah, and about these filler words of yours. I mean,
想卖巧克力蛋糕 就别恩恩啊啊的 nobody wants to buy brownies from somebody who says,
"嗯" "就像" "Um," and "like."
我有办法搞定这个 从头再来吧 I have a method for fixing that. Start from the top.
好的 Okay.
巧克力蛋糕很 呃... These brownies are, um--
错 Uh!
它们 呃... They, um--
错 Uh!
这些蛋糕很... These brownies are...
美味 delicious.
-他们吃起来就像 -就像 - They taste like-- - Like!
这可不是结巴词 That's not a filler word.
管你那么多 山里妹 Whatever, valley girl.
"usted"和"tu"的区别就是 The difference between usted and tu
正式和非正式用语 is a matter of formality.
贝贝 你很老[西语] Pepe, usted es viejo.
意思是"你很老" "You are old".
阿尔贝托 你很丑[西语] Alberto, usted es feo.
意思是"你很丑" "You are ugly".
-阿布蒂 他瞎说的 -谢谢 - No, you're not, Abed. - Thanks.
夏奇拉... Shakira...
和图帕克 Y Tupaco...
你们很肮脏[西语] Ustedes estan sucios.
意思是"你们很肮脏" "You are dirty".
再说一遍 Dude?
都是正式用语 不过是复数 Still formal, but plural.
因为他俩都很肮脏 Because, while both are dirty,
而且跟我不熟 neither are my friends.
懂了吗 Okay?
还有一件事 And, on another subject,
希望你们认真写论文 hope you guys are working hard on your essays.
因为它将占总成绩的百分之三十 Because that's gonna be 30% of your grade.
靠 No.
杰夫的论文已经交了 Jeff... already turned in his essay.
相当不错 Great job.
谢谢 Thanks.
周一的论文一交 As soon as you turn in your essays on monday,
马上就考试 there's gonna be a big-ass quiz.
下点功夫吧 下课 So study hard. Class dismissed.
嘿 兄弟 Hey, dude.
昨晚真玩疯了 Crazy night last night, man.
和我出去玩 总会玩得很尽兴的 Hey, when you go out with me, it gets crazy.
翁格出品必属精品 是吧 That's the Winger guarantee, huh?
老兄 我们再去疯一回 Dude, let's do it again.
好的 我也想去啊 Ooh, yeah, I want to.
可是还得考试 是吧 It's just the quiz, you know?
要好好学习啊 Study, study.
这样你看行吗 Well, how 'bout this?
一道光 Bling.
优加 A-plus.
做得好啊 翁格 Nice work, Winger!
我就知道以哥的底子 优加不是难事啊 You know, I knew I could do it if I applied myself.
樱桃代基里 Cher-- Cherry Daiquiri.
樱桃代基里 Cherry Daiquiri!
代基里 Daiquiri.
回见 Later.
你这金玉其外 You devious clump
败絮其中的衣冠禽兽 of overpriced fabric and hair product.
我算口下留德的了 Speaking as one of the meek,
等我这个火星人攻占地球时 第一个灭了你 as soon as I inherit the earth, you a dead man.
你的前额长得好喜剧 You got a weird forehead.
我们对你很失望 We're all very disappointed.
行了 布雷塔 少说两句 All right, dial it back a little, Britta.
要失望那也是我失望 If anyone should be disappointed, it's me.
利用不上就把人踢出去 What kind of a group threatens to kick someone out
算什么狗屁团队 unless he helps them?
只管自己 自私自利 What kind of a person is asked to help other people
算什么狗屁人啊 and then helps himself!
-就是啊 -没错 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
自私自利? Helps himself?
你们凭什么这么说我 I don't think I like being talked to that way!
他这是假装生气趁机开溜 He's using fake outrage to justify leaving.
假装生气 还趁机... Fake outrage? Justify my--
随你们怎么说 Yeah, that's it. I'm out of here.
你要退团了吗 Oh, you're breaking up with the group?
不正如你们的意吗 That's what you guys want.
没事 我离过七次婚 It's all right, I've been divorced seven times.
不接电话 Don't answer your phones
把钱都埋在后院里就没事 and bury all your money in the backyard.
看吧 Here you go.
看皮尔斯第二单元的那段 Here you go. Look at Pierce's paragraph from unit two.
让我看看 我在苹果商店 Let's see. "I took a computer class..."
上了电脑课 The apple store.
好可爱 继续念 继续 Adorable. Keep going, keep going.
女店员丰乳肥臀 And the saleswoman had manzanas gigante.
意境全无 Ruined it.
怎么有人会跟他结婚 Can you imagine being married to him?
七次 Seven times!
居然有七个女人愿意嫁给他 Seven different women agreed to marry that guy.
疯... It's cra--
我好孤单 I'm so alone.
好寂寞 I'm so lonely!
好想死 I want to die.
怎么了 伙计 别这样 Come on man, it-- come on, don't do that.
我 I...
-好想她 -懂了 - Just miss her so much. - Yeah.
对不起 I'm sorry.
-我是个傻瓜 -别这么说 - This is so stupid. - No, no, it's fine.
只是 老兄 It's just--buddy, you know...
-傻透了 -我知道你很难过 - It's dumb! - I can see that you're hurting.
但是我得去上会计课 Um, but I have to get to accounting.
你放心 我不会和惠特曼老师 And it's not like I'm hitting strip clubs
一块去脱衣舞俱乐部的 with professor Whitman.
-你敢去 -什么 - You better not be! - What?
我只想要你 All I ask
填补我空虚的灵魂 is for you to keep filling the void in my soul.
我得好好想想 Well, I'll have to think of something.
让我在你的胸膛上安息吧 Let me rest gently on your pecks.
最好引用尼克尔森的电影对白 Best closer to a presentation, a Nicholson quote.
来结束你的演讲 Uh, you take a phrase from one of his films
当然要稍作修改 and you tailor it to your product.
你不能掌控湿纸巾 You can't handle a moist towelette!
台词原句是 你不能掌控真相
就像这种的 懂吗 Something like that, you know?
但你不能照搬这个 这是我的台词 But you can't use that one. That--that's mine.
皮尔斯 谢谢你 Thanks, Pierce.
我会写在卡片上 I'm just gonna write it on some cards.
好吧 Okay.
别把我名字抖出来就行 Just don't let anybody know I was involved.
为什么你那么介意 Why do you care so much?
我没有 I don't.
因为非佛会死掉 Because Fievel's going to die.
我宁愿去死 I'd rather die than listen.
-谁会死掉啊 -就是啊 - Who's going to die? - Yeah.
院长说会使用灭鼠药 The dean says the exterminator is coming
因为这里有鼠患 because of our rat.
我更希望灭掉这段对话 I'd like to exterminate this conversation.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
他坐在杰夫的椅子上 He's sitting in Jeff's chair,
模仿杰夫 so he's trying to act like Jeff.
原来如此 Oh!
不要 Ohh.
有邮件 Oh, an email.
我想你可能会帮我一把 I thought you might want to help me out
因为我们是朋友 because we are friends.
阿布蒂 听听前舞会之王怎么说 Abed, take it from a former prom king.
真正的朋友会帮我的 Real friends help me with things.
反之不然 Not vice versa.
我会直面内心的恐惧去帮助你 I would face my fears to help you.
一点没错 因为你是我的朋友 Exactly! 'Cause you're my friend.
我是吗 Am I?
*天之涯 地之角* * Somewhere out there*
*月色美如霜* -阿布蒂 * Beneath the pale moonlight... * - Oh, Abed.
他要是再疯点 He gets any nuttier,
就能上《焦点访谈》了 they're gonna put him on the view.
这个笑话好 That works, yeah.
现在我们要做什么 学习吗 What are we gonna do? We gonna study?
非佛 Fievel?
非佛 Fievel.
谢谢大家 Okay, thank you.
绿色周在格林德尔 Green week was a rousing success
办的非常成功 here at Greendale.
现在有请我们的乐队 驴日乐队 And now for our band, Greene Daeye!
顺便说一句 他们是山寨的 By the way, they're not the real Green Day.
不过大家就将就着听吧 Thought we should just rip that band-aid off quickly.
开始 Okay!
怎么样 Hey! What's up?
刚收到你的短信 Just got your text, man.
想出去玩吗 Wanna hang out?
如果你拒绝的话 我会让你不及格 'Cause if you don't, I will fail you.
其实 我有个加分的点子 Actually, I had an idea for an extra credit project.
我们将会把第一首歌 We've been asked
献给我们尊敬的 to dedicate our first song
昌先生和昌太太 to Senor and Senora chang.
她说不想和我说话 She said she didn't want to talk to me.
我没告诉她你想说话 I didn't tell her you wanted to talk.
对于巧克力蛋糕 Estimation of market value
市场价值的判断 有一定的 of--of--of brownies has--
我 呃 目标消费群 Ahem! I, uh-- target group--
班尼特太太 恐怕我得请你 Ms. Bennett, I'm afraid I have to ask you
放下那些卡片 to put down the cards.
*天之涯 地之角* *Somewhere out there*
*月色美如霜* *Beneath the pale moonlight*
*伊人思念君* *Someone's thinking of me*
*爱意浓浓融月光* *And loving me tonight*
*天之涯 地之角* *Somewhere out there*
*伊人默念君* *Someone's saying a prayer*
它们 很美味 They are...wonderful.
我们都爱 巧克力蛋糕 We all love... brownies.
它们香甜可口 They're delicious.
如果你爱巧克力蛋糕 你就会爱上生活 If you love brownies, you love life.
*你我纵然相距千里* *And even though I know how there is far apart we are*
*依然共享一片天空* *It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star*
*夜色之中微风吟唱* *And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby*
*你我同享* *It helps to think we're sleeping*
*一片天空* *underneath the same big sky*
*天之涯 地之角* *Somewhere out there*
*有爱相伴* *If love can see us through*
这就是巧克力蛋糕 Here's brownie!
*天涯海角* *Then we'll be together*
*你我相聚* *somewhere out there*
*美梦成真* *Out where dreams come true*
它跑我腿上来了 Aah, it's on my leg!
它在我腿上 在我腿上 It's on my leg! It's on my leg!
恶心 Disgusting!
谢谢 Thank you.
昌老师在干嘛 What's Chang doing?
他在填补空虚 He's getting a refill on his void.
我的报告得了优 I got an "A" on my presentation,
很大部分要归功于皮尔斯 and a lot of the credit goes to Pierce.
我吃了个美味的三明治 Heh. And I had a great sandwich.
我们找到那只蠢老鼠了 We found the stupid rat.
阿布蒂以后不会再提这事了 And Abed's gonna shut up about it now.
没错 It's true.
我有话要说 I have something to say.
我一直是个糟糕的丈夫 I've been a horrible husband.
糟糕的老师 And I've been a horrible teacher.
我想谢谢我的学生杰夫·翁格 And I'd like to thank my student Jeff Winger
是他让点醒我 for showing me that
并且帮我挽救了婚姻 and helping me fix my marriage.
周一不用交那二十页的作文了 No more 20-page essays due on Monday!
-太好了 -谢谢 - Oh, that's nice! - Thank you.
不过 翁格 Although, Winger,
你得写一份一页的论文 you should write a one-page essay called
题目是《趁人之危》 "Taking advantage of the emotionally-vulnerable".
够屌吧 Booyah.
你那么做是为了我们 You did that for us?
算是吧 Mm, kinda.
知道吗 我本以为和你们混 You know, I thought hanging out with you guys
西班牙语基本没指望了 was the worst way to pass Spanish.
我错了 I was wrong.
我们是最棒的 Uh, we're the best.
杰夫 很抱歉我叫你吃白食帅哥 Jeff, I'm sorry I called you a handsome hobo.
如果作文需要帮忙 If you need help with that essay,
你可以重新加入我们 you can rejoin the group.
谢谢 Thanks.
你们在这跟我浪费口舌干嘛 What are you guys talking to me for?
去跳舞啊 You go dance!
我知道你的秘密 I know your secret.
那椅子的事 I know about the chair.
你拿的是哪款啊 Whoa, what model did you get?
是海啸3000的周年纪念版 It's the tsunami 3000 anniversary edition.
你的呢 You?
恶魔XJ-11型水枪 The devil's drench xj-11.
肯定会很带劲儿的 This is gonna be awesome.
我们该建立自己的大本营 We should establish base camps.
你想要图书馆的哪个区 What part of the library do you want?
我要东北区 I'll take the northeast.
东北区离自动饮水机最近 Northeast is closest to the
也就是最好的... drinking fountain, which is the best...
好了 伙计们 真的要玩吗 All right, guys, are we gonna do this thing?
皮尔斯 Pierce.
拜托告诉我 I hope that's the tiny gun
这小玩意只是迷惑群众的 that you throw at us to confuse us
好家伙藏背后呢 while you grab the giant gun that's duct-taped to your back.
看起来咱不在一个量级上啊 Seriously, this hardly seems like a fair fight.
是胡椒水 是胡椒 Oh, it's Pepper water! Oh, it's pep--
居然在水里放胡椒 Who puts pepper in water?