我已经预约了素描人像高手 So I booked a sketch artist,
即兴表演团[与来宾互动的表演方式] an improv troupe, and there'll be a laster
还有激光投影燃烧的盆骨到天花板上 projecting a burning pelvis onto the ceiling.
激光 那这肯定不会是那种老掉牙的 A laser! Well, this isn't gonna be your mother's
提高预防性传染病意识的展会了 Sexually Transmitted Disease Awareness Fair.
安妮 你真是个好帮手 You've been quite the little helper, Annie.
各位 性传染病展会 套住知识 Oh, STD Fair, guys. Catch knowledge.
-你觉得比我厉害是不 -没有 - You think you're better than me? - No.
你拿电影台词贴金 You stick to quotin' movie lines,
我用体育运动撑场 I'll stick to sports.
我在尝试减少对流行文化的借鉴 I'm trying to reduce my pop-cultural referencing.
那也别踩到我的地盘啊 Well, you're not moving into sports.
现在 你和我真刀真枪去打场篮球 You and I are playing real basketball, right now.
听起来很好玩儿 Sounds fun.
不会好玩 绝对不会 No, it doesn't! And it won't be.
-套住知识 -抱歉 没兴趣 - Catch knowledge. - Sorry, not interested...
忽略你如此重要的活动 in ignoring your very important cause.
你好 我是杰夫·翁格 Hi, I'm Jeff Winger.
萨布丽娜是我的新秘书 Oh, Sabrina is my new secretary.
秘书一词对女性有性别歧视的意味 "Secretary" is a little degrading to women.
我帮院长处理办公室事务 I help the Dean do officey things.
性别歧视问题解决了 Oh, gender saved.
我的普通朋友和我要去吃 My casual friend and I are gonna have
绝无浪漫成分的早餐 你要不要一起来 a non-romantic breakfast if you'd like to join us.
展会准备中 餐厅停业 The cafeteria's closed while we set up for the fair.
幸运小饼干 Fortune cookie?
真棒啊 Isn't it great?
格林德尔是近来大学中第一个抓住 Greendale is the latest campus to catch a case
公共卫生热潮的 of public health fever!
你知道女洗手间里连马桶座圈都没有吗 You know the toilets in the women's bathrooms don't have seats, right?
因为总被人偷掉 Because they keep getting stolen.
萨布丽娜 记下来 Sabrina, take a note.
每个隔断都给我装上针孔摄像机 I want hidden cameras in every stall.
问题解决了 Problem solved.
-你会得艾滋病 -看背面 - "You will get AIDS." - Flip it over.
除非你来参加性传染病展会 "Unless you go to the STD Fair."
我写的 I wrote that.
有才 才怪 太烂了 Congratu... horrible!
回见 套住知识 See you later. Catch knowledge!
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《废柴联盟》 第一季 第十一集
杰夫 你和我是朋友吧 Jeff... you and I are friends, right?
算是吧 Okay.
你大概已经注意到我最近的行为 You may have noticed a recent change
-有小小的变化 -没注意 - in my demeanor. - I haven't.
那好吧 我交了个新女友 Well, I have a new girlfriend.
她的智慧一手无法掌握 懂吧 And she is super smart, if you know what I mean.
不幸的是 我总能明白你的意思 Unfortunately, I always know what you mean.
真想让你马上见到她 Can't wait for you to meet her.
当你钓到如此多汁之鱼 You know, when you catch a big fish,
你总是想要满足她 享受鱼水之欢 you want to stuff her and put her on the mantle.
-今晚怎么样 -心领了 - How 'bout tonight? - I doubt it.
特洛伊和我刚才去打篮球了 真好玩儿 Troy and I played basketball. It was fun.
别沾沾自喜 根本不可能防住你 Don't gloat. It's impossible to guard you.
你的眼神既温柔又捉摸不透 Your eyes are too gentle and mysterious.
各位 今晚杰夫和我有个双对约会 Hey, guys, Jeff and I are double-dating tonight
我带上新女友 with my new girlfriend.
这就是你从"心领了"中得出的结论 You got that from "I doubt it"?
皮尔斯交了新女朋友啊 Pierce has got a girlfriend!
这太好了 她从事什么工作 That's great. What does she do?
- 她是三陪女郎 - 这样啊 - She's an escort. - Oh...
不打自招了 是不 Some mysteries solve themselves, don't they?
我没付钱 这只是她的工作 No, no, no, that's just her profession.
她跟我不是工作关系 She doesn't escort me. No, no.
我是在市场营销课上认识她的 I met her in my marketing class.
今晚我要带多琳去参加安妮的交谊会 And I'm taking Doreen to Annie's mixer tonight.
你是说性传染病展会 套住知识 You mean the STD Fair. Catch knowledge.
带应召女郎去性传染病展会 Taking a call girl to an STD Fair.
有笑料 There's a joke here.
所以杰夫 掸掉通讯簿上的灰尘 选个女伴一起去吧 So, Jeff, dust off that black book and rustle up a honey, huh?
有没有种药吃了 让人能更清楚地听到"拒绝"二字 Is there a pill that makes the word "no" clearer?
好吧 也许时间太过仓促 Well, I guess it is pretty short notice,
你大概也找不到女伴 probably couldn't get a date anyway.
还真让你猜对了 I'm sure you're right.
也许这跟螃蟹有关[有阴虱的意思] Maybe it has something to do with crabs.
是种食物 又是种疾病 They're like a food, but they're also a disease.
杰夫瑞 我在想 你总是吹得天花乱坠 You know, I wonder, Jeffrey, for all your feather flashing,
那你最后一次得手是什么时候 when was the last time you actually scored?
皮尔斯 具体日期我早就不记得了 Well, I don't know the precise date, Pierce,
我又不是花钱召妓 所以没收据 because I'm not you, so there's no receipt.
别这样 Oh, come on.
杰夫 你不能随意抨击某个可怜的女人 Jeff, you shouldn't take potshots at some poor woman
就因为你自己找不到女伴 just because you can't get a date.
只要我想 任何时候我都可以找到女伴 I can get dates anytime I want.
这算什么 笑话吗 What is this, some kind of joke?
不 这才是笑话 No. This is.
别吃蟹味海鲜酱[去阴虱剂] "Don't eat the crab dip." yay-yay!
安妮 你听到了吗 Ah... you hear that, Annie?
这是性传染病的尖叫声 That's the sound of STD's screaming,
不要如此关注我们 "No! Stop being so aware of us!"
都是你的功劳 And it's all thanks to you.
我曾在戒毒中心被选为最有可能成功的人 I was voted most likely to succeed at my rehab clinic.
鉴于你如此辛勤工作 Well, in recognition of all your hard work,
我决定让你来完成 I have decided that you should conduct
安全套的演示工作 the condom demonstration.
你将会成为众人聚焦的中心 You're gonna be center stage showing everyone
向他们展示怎样将安全套套在... how to put a condom on a, well,
我老爸曾管这个叫"吉米·卡特"[美国总统] what my dad called a Jimmy Carter.
我想我不是最佳人选 Um, I don't know if I'm the right person for that.
别担心 不是套在真人上啊 Don't worry, not a real one.
是个仿真模型 No, it's an anatomically correct model, you know.
但相信我 眼睛一闭手感没两样 But trust me, eyes closed, you can't tell the difference.
就这么定了 Okay.
洗车的红发妹
你好 我是杰夫·翁格 Hey, it's Jeff Winger.
我想问问你今晚有安排吗 Well, I wanted to see what you were doing tonight.
什么叫我知道你的名字吗 What do you mean, do I know your name?
这算什么问题 我当然知道 What kind of a question is that? Of course I know.
如果我现在回答了 Well, if I answer now,
你就永远体会不到信任的意义啦 You'll never learn a valuable lesson about trust,
詹妮弗 Jennifer.
可恶 Crap! ahh...
真给皮尔斯说中了呀 Pierce really got to you, huh?
确实有段空窗期 It has been a dry spell.
但离我上次出击已经有段时日了 But that's only because it's been a while since I've tried.
我正在努力填补空窗 So I'm trying.
看出来了 Yeah, I can see that.
有这么多已拨电话啊 This is a lot of outgoing calls.
洗车的红发妹 "Car wash redhead,
R.E.M[摇滚乐队]演唱会的抹胸装 Tube top, R.E.M concert."
六号陪审员 这个还摆得上台面 "Juror number six." That sounds aboveboard.
至少你还存了老妈的电话 At least you have "mommy" in here.
那可不是我妈 It's not my mom.
哥们儿 太不像话了 Dude, not cool.
"哥们儿"这词你说出来 也不像话 You saying "dude" is not cool.
你搞什么名堂 What are you doing?
西班牙语课的金发辣妹 "Hot blonde, Spanish class"?
不用谢 You're welcome.
20来岁小青年的通讯录才是这德性 This is the phone book of a man in his 20s.
女人只有外貌特征管她姓甚名谁 The women literally have no identities.
肤浅至极 It's pretty shallow.
你说得对 You're right.
我以前居然没发现这点 I can't believe I haven't seen it before now.
随你了 Whatever.
我要去和雪瑞学习了 I'm gonna go study with Shirley.
我要在这里反思我的人生 Well, I'll be here... rethinking my way of life.
呼叫妈咪 Call mommy.
姐妹们 我有麻烦了 Guys... I have a problem.
院长要我在那个破展会上 The Dean wants me to demonstrate
演示怎样正确使用安全套 the proper use of a condom at the stupid fair
要把安全套戴在模型的... by putting one on a mannequin's stupid...
那个上面 Thingamabob.
我觉得很荣幸 It's a big honor...
但我一定会搞砸的 But I'm gonna screw it up.
上手很容易的 Well, it's easy enough to practice.
布雷塔 你有香蕉吗 Britta, do you have a banana?
我要搞定的可是个生理结构能乱真的模型 This is an anatomically correct model I'll be handling.
真正的 那个什么 怎么能和香蕉一样 Real... whatchamacallits... are nothing like bananas!
是一样吗 Are they?
你没见识过吗 Have you never seen one?
-嘘 -安妮 - Shh! - Annie...
现在这种年代保持童贞 Being a virgin in this day and age
是值得骄傲的事儿啊 你就像独角兽一样珍贵 is something to be proud of. You're like a unicorn.
我才不是什么独角兽呢 I am not a unicorn.
我和高中男友发生过关系 I had relations with my high school boyfriend.
有麦当娜的《色情》做伴奏 We did it to Madonna's "Erotica"
在他的衣帽间地板上做的 on the floor of his walk-in closet.
但他不让我看那个关键部位 But he wouldn't let me look at it.
做完他就哭了 做时也在哭 And he cried after. And during.
他现在是背背山战士 He's gay now.
我觉得他当时就已经断背了 I think he was gay then.
那么 你在成长过程中也从来没见过 So you, uh, you never seen one when you were growing up?
比如说 网上 或者图片 Like, you know, on the internet, in a picture,
哈威·凯特尔的电影[《坏警官》中正面全裸] Or Harvey Keitel's?
我如蜻蜓点水般扫过 I've caught glimpses,
但从没仔细观察过 but I've never got a real good look at one.
我只需要对那个模型操练一番 What I need to do is practice on the actual model,
但院长把它锁在办公室里了 but the Dean has it locked in his office.
那还不是小菜一碟 Okay, that's easy enough.
我们去找院长让他... We'll go to him and we'll ask him...
不要 那样就太丢人现眼了 No! This is really embarrassing.
我不想让其他人知道 I don't want anyone to know.
我只想弄明白怎么操作 I just want to figure out how to do it
然后顺利过关 and get it over with.
院长很倚重我 The Dean is counting on me,
我想向他证明我是值得信赖的人 and I want him to know that I'm someone he can trust.
我们得撬了他的办公室 We have to break into his office.
-我没问题 -我也没问题 - I actually have no problem with that. - I think I could do that.
-好啊 杰夫瑞 -皮尔斯 - Oh, hello, Jeffrey. - Hi, Pierce.
我正要进展会呢 I was just going into the fair
等待我的性感女伴到场 to wait for my smokin'-hot date.
-真有你的 -你呢 - That's nice. - How 'bout you?
你到底能不能 那个什么 Were you ever able to, you know,
带个女伴儿一起来啊 come up with a, you know, date?
不行 因为我压根没找 No, no. Because I didn't try.
在性传染病展会上约会也太雷人了吧 Because taking a date to an STD Fair would be lame.
别担心 孩子 Don't worry about it, kid.
你只不过是在一段空窗期中 What you're going through is a dry spell.
以我的经验来看 不会超过 From my experience, they don't last any more
十二三年吧 than 12, 13 years.
失陪了 Excuse me.
悔恨轮盘
不要转到淋病 Oh, no, gonorrhoea.
不要淋病 Please, please, no, gonorrhoea.
好痛哦 Ow, it burns.
真恶心 院长 你的小秘 Gross. Dean, your assistant.
她是单身吗 有什么喜好憎恶 Is she single? What are her likes and dislikes?
没错 单身 Uh, yes on single.
她喜欢嘻哈音乐和马 She likes hip-hop and horses.
讨厌大胡子和... 我说完了 Dislikes beards and... yeah, I was done talking.
是我太怪了还是马确实是最美丽的生物 Is it me, or are horses the most beautiful creatures?
-它们实在是威严又高贵 -确实如此 - They're so majestic. - Totally.
今天清晨我一边刮胡子 I mean, just this morning when I was shaving
一边听Jay-Z的新歌[嘻哈天王] and listening to the new Jay-Z,
一边想这个周末如何翻身上马恣意奔驰 I was thinking about how I want to squeeze in a quick gallop this weekend.
你养了匹马吗 Do you own a horse?
高贵桀骜的马怎么会屈从于人呢 Can you ever really own a horse?
皮尔斯 Pierce.
这是萨布丽娜 This is Sabrina.
你撇下我大约30秒后 About 30 seconds after you walked away,
我问她能不能做我展会的女伴 I asked her to be my date for the fair,
她欣然接受 and she said yes.
-你一定是个随和开朗的人 -谢谢 - Oh, you must have a great personality. - Thank you.
恭喜啊杰夫 看来我错了 Congratulations, Jeff. You proved me wrong.
-你有女伴了 -没错 - You got a girl. - Yeah, I did.
这是多琳 准备好双对约会了吗 Oh, this is Doreen. Ready for our double date?
当然 等下 你怎么得手的 Yes, I am. Wait, how'd you do that?
这绝对是最好最安全的性展览会了 Is this the best safe sex fair or what?
看看这些安全套吧 Check out these condoms.
侧边都清一色地印着"格林德尔"的大名 All along the side it says "Greendale"!
加个感叹号 我的高招 Exclamation point, my idea.
我坐在沙滩车里 和梅毒一起 Wow, me in a dune buggy. With syphilis.
一定要贴冰箱门上秀秀 This is gonna on the fridge.
看看多琳今晚多么艳光四射 Hey, look how gorgeous Doreen is tonight.
聊聊 Hey, can we...
我们部署下春宵计划吧 Let's lay out our plans for the evening.
你吹捧我 我夸耀你 You wing man me, I wing man you.
得手后散伙 Maybe we split up for a little hoo-ha.
然后早上集合 吃鸡蛋[有卵子的意思] And then meet in the morning for eggs and...
品细节 details.
这是史上最差劲的早餐搭配 That sounds like the worst combination plate ever.
真不敢相信你居然又赢了 Ugh! I can't believe you beat me again!
你想要我的绒毛熊吗 You want my stuffed animal?
我们来扳手腕 We're arm wrestling.
就像史泰龙在《超越巅峰》里那样[87年电影] Oh, like Stallone in "Over the Top".
但我对角色[有规则的意思]不太肯定了 But I'm not sure of all the rules.
我是不是得有辆货车还得有个十岁的儿子 Don't I need a semi truck and a ten-year-old son?
规则就是你输定了 来决一死战吧 The rules are you suck! Let's go!
我想等一首更有激情的歌 这音乐不对 Uh, I want to wait for a more inspiring song. This score isn't right.
来吧 There we go.
你把我手弄断了 你个混蛋 You broke my hand, you bastard.
我打不开 I can't do anything with this.
来 让我看看 Hmm, let me see that.
我可以看到房间里 Ooh, I can see through the door.
凤凰台上忆吹箫 Oh, yeah. Thar she blows.
我要看 我要看 Ooh, I wanna see! I wanna see!
-行 来来来 -嘘 - Okay, go, go, go. - Shh.
我才是那个需要看一看的人 I'm the one that needs to see.
好好好 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
没事 看吧 It's okay.
好家伙 Oh, boy.
原来我大错特错 Oh, I had it wroooong!
这个算大吗 Is that considered large?
-是的 -不 - Yes. - No.
女版《反斗星》在干嘛呢[82年偷窥喜剧] What in the reverse "Porky's" is going on here?
多琳能说六国语言 You know, Doreen speaks six languages.
你应该听听她怎么用法语来点酒 You should hear her order wine in French.
嘿 宝贝 说赤霞珠[红酒的一种] Hey, honey, say Cabernet Sauvignun.
皮尔斯 你让我难为情了 Pierce, you're embarrassing me.
你对红酒很在行吗 Do you know a lot about wine?
我有位客人 他在加州纳巴有个葡萄园 Well, I did have a client who owned a vineyard in Napa.
他喜欢舞鞭滴蜡 也喜欢喝美乐[品牌红酒] He was into S&M and Merlot,
二者结合戏称为"小糖豆"[M&M's为巧克力豆品牌] so we called it S&M&M.
亲爱的 你把杰夫闷到死了 Honey, you're boring the crap out of Jeff.
嘘嘘一下就回来 Be right back. I have to make tinkles.
我去再拿杯酒来 Well, then, I'm gonna go get us another round.
你和我想像的出入太大 You know, you are not what I expected.
你不仅聪明 而且气质高贵 You're smart, you're classy.
你穿的也不是高筒时装靴 You're not wearing go-go boots.
放在店里呢 They're in the shop.
我知道世人的想法 You know, despite what most people think,
但我的工作时间绝大部分在聊天 I actually spend most of my time talking.
当男人上了年纪后 他们会花时间 As men get older, they want to spend their time
在真正能聊聊的人身上 with someone they can have a real conversation with.
那将会彻底悲剧 That is going to suck.
"将会" 杰夫 "Going to", Jeff?
没错 萨布丽娜很漂亮 Look, Sabrina's cute,
但她以为巨蟒喜剧组合就是《哈利波特》中 but she thinks that Monty Python is the evil snake
的邪恶之蛇 from "Harry Potter".
我知道怎么选女伴 我可以和比她 Trust me, I know girls I can converse with
更没品的女生交流 who are way more annoying.
我永远都会选"嘘嘘" 而不要"聊聊" I will take "tinkles" over "we need to talk" every time.
宝贝儿 Hey, babe.
准备好展示你的雷克萨斯了吗 Ready to show me that Lexus?
我还以为你不会问了呢 I thought you'd never ask.
多琳 Doreen,
很高兴认识你 it was very nice to meet you.
你可以选个更好的 You can do better.
给 Here.
他们已经走了吗 Oh, they already left?
真是一对傻子 What a couple of nincompoops!
在请你吃饭之前 我想问一下 Uh, before I buy dinner, I have to ask...
今晚会有洞房花烛吗 Is there any lovemaking on the table?
我们吹了 皮尔斯 We're through, Pierce.
我现在要去吧台那边 I'm gonna go to the bar,
如果你想的话 可以和我一起 and you can join me if you'd like.
想要洞房花烛也可以 And we can still have a lovely evening,
只需200美金 but it will cost you 200 bucks.
她可是给了我大折扣 That is a pretty big discount.
我居然没料到酒精会使人如此饥渴 I had no idea alcohol would make people horny.
却让我昏昏欲睡 Makes me sleepy.
-院长 -怎么了 - Dean. - Yeah.
你的办公室发生了597号事件 We have a 597 currently going on in your office.
法规597号 A 597?
居然有人在我的办公室里斗狗 There's a dog-fighting ring in my office?
好了 我把他转过去 Okay, I'm just gonna turn him around,
然后把他遮好 and we're gonna cover him up.
女士们 Okay, ladies,
对于今晚在这儿发生的偷窥事件 I am shocked at the reverse "Porky's"
我感到非常震惊 that has happened here tonight.
这有什么值得大惊小怪的 I don't see what the big deal is.
安妮只是想看看那个带"阴"的模型 Annie just needed to look at the model of the pe...
既然你说到了这个阴开头的词 Oh, okay, the "p" word has entered into play.
这正是我需要盖尔 That's exactly why I wanted Gail,
学校辅导员 在这里的原因 our school counselor, here,
以及莫妮克 记录我们的对话 and Monique, who's keeping record,
以保证讨论这些敏感问题 to ensure we discuss these sensitive topics
是在合法且合适的方式下进行的 in a legally appropriate manner.
我认为每个人都应该说出阴茎这个词 I think everyone should say penis,
这样反而可以抵消这个词带来的负面影响 so we can take away the negative power of the word.
不是吗 所以 各位 Yeah? So, everybody...
阴茎 Penis.
她没说 She didn't say it.
你们为什么要闯入我办公室来看阴茎 Now, why did you break in to see the penis?
哇 我现在说这词的时候 Wow, I really do feel
感觉顺溜多了 盖尔 more comfortable saying that now, Gail.
我只对这个女孩有兴趣 I just want to focus on the girl
没有说出阴茎二字的女孩 who won't say penis.
这里没有任何歧视与偏见 This is a judgment-free zone,
想说什么都行 so express yourself.
你知道吗 You know what...
我不喜欢口无遮拦 I don't want to express myself.
我不想当着一屋子人的面 I don't want to sit in a room full of people
说那个阴字开头的词 and say the "p" word.
我就喜欢遮遮掩掩 I like being repressed.
我完全自在于谈及性时的不自在 I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality.
也许 只是也许 And maybe, just maybe,
如果大家都能学学我这样 if everyone were a little bit more like me,
我们连性传染病展会都可以省了 we wouldn't have to have an STD Fair.
-真有你的 -我的乖乖呀 - You go, girl! - That's my pumpkin!
顺便说下 我已经仔细看过了 By the way, now that I've gotten a good look at one,
没什么值得大呼小叫的 I don't see what all the fuss was about.
不就是个穿高翻领的巨型拇指嘛 A giant thumb in a turtleneck.
没什么大不了 Whoop-dee-doo!
上几垒了 泡妞搭档
你的身材好诱人呐 You have a really awesome body.
你可能总听到这样的夸奖 You probably hear that all the time.
还不及我应得的多 Not as much as I should.
噢 教授 Oh... Professor...
什么 What?
我不是教授 I'm not a professor.
但是你在格林德尔啊 还这么老 But you're at Greendale... and you're old.
我是个学生 I'm a student.
被你雷到了 Yikers.
是啊 我也被雷到了 Yeah, it's pretty much yikers for me too.
不过我可以通融一下 Well, I guess I can make an exception...
教授 Professor.
等一下 You know, uh...
-怎么 -我不能这么做 - Huh? - I can't do this.
什么 What?
但这是你的车啊 But this is your car.
-留着吧 -但是 - Keep it. - But...
哦耶 Yes!
赢你个落花流水 How you like those apples?
我讨厌落花流水 I don't like those apples.
我非常生气 I'm so upset.
看来我之前完全都是侥幸赢的 It was just a fluke I won those other games.
特洛伊必胜 Troy!
这可能是唯一传播性病的性传染病展会了 Wow, this may be the only STD Fair to actually spread STDs.
本 闭上臭嘴 Shut up, Ben!
安全套水球大战 Condom water balloon fight!
咋回事 What the hell?
老兄 都漏了 Dude, these are leaking.
老天呐 Oh, my god.
所以说不要往安全套上印字 That's why you don't print things on condoms.
学生们一夜大肚 都是院长惹的祸 Everyone's getting preggers, and it's all your fault.
老天 Oh, god
不要啊 Oh, man!
特洛伊 所有的安全套都是破的 Troy! All the condoms are faulty.
作为本校最佳运动员 As the best athlete on campus,
我要你立马冲去我办公室 I need you to run to my office,
在大家离开之前发出通知 and make an announcement before everyone leaves.
院长 我不是本校最佳运动员 Dean, I am not the best athlete on campus.
阿布蒂才是 Abed is.
我知道你是故意放水让我跑赢的 I know you let me win the race.
可是你什么都没说 But you didn't say anything.
那是因为 我在自欺欺人 That's because... I wanted it to be true.
你真是我的挚友 You're a really good friend.
不 阿布蒂 No, Abed...
你才是 You are.
-偶的神呐 还不快去 -遵命 - For the love of god, run! - Okay.
冲啊 阿布蒂 冲 Go, Abed, go,
赶在大家兽性大发之前 before people sex one another!
搭档来啦 There he is.
这么快就回来了 透露下细节呗 Back already. Detail time?
我没做 I stopped.
不知道我是怎么了 I don't know what's wrong with me.
她真的很正点 I mean, she's hot.
我觉得这破地儿在消磨我的精力 I think this place is sapping my life force.
杰夫 不是格林德尔 是你自己 Oh, it's not Greendale, Jeff, it's you.
你的思想越发成熟了 You're becoming more mature.
你已经到了一个阶段 I mean, a man reaches a point in his life
不再满脑子想着寻花问柳 where he stops looking for a place to hang his underwear,
而是正正经经做人了 and starts looking for a place to hang his hat.
抱歉 我以为你又要穿越到什么 Oh, I'm sorry, I was waiting for that
另类的或者种族歧视话题上 to become inappropriate or racist.
和多琳怎么样了 What happened to Doreen?
她说今晚还想要洞房花烛的话 Oh, uh, she said if I wanted to continue the night,
我就得先付钱 I'd have to pay.
老兄 当头一棒啊 Oh, man, that... that is rough.
不 是一语惊醒梦中人 Oh, no, it was a wake-up call.
多琳是个很特别的女人 Doreen's a very special lady.
我不该那样对待她 I did not treat her right.
我还是要花些心思的 I have stuff to work on, you know?
你会成功的 You'll get there.
我们都会成功的 We're both gonna get there.
敬两个更完美的男人 Here's to being better men.
干杯 Cheers.
能借我200块吗 So could I borrow your 200 bucks?
代我向多琳问好 Tell Doreen I say hi.
要是付220我就能 You know, for 220 I can get the...
你就此闭嘴我就给你250 I'll give you 250 if you don't finish telling me.
能洞房两次 Ooh, I can get it twice.
大学 人生中最美好的时光啊 Ah, college. Best years of our lives.
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布雷塔
各位格林德尔的同学 请注意 Attention, Greendale students.
不要用那些安全套 Don't use the condoms!
如果你今晚想赴巫山云雨 If you're going to have sex tonight,
千万别用安全套 don't use condoms.
《生命科学》
酸性物质提供及接受质子的特点是 The characteristic of an acid to donate or accept a proton
其提供质子或接受质子数为非量化 cannot be quantified for individual species.
若比较不同的供体受体系统 Comparing two donor acceptor systems,
质子转移方程为 HA+H2O the proton transposition HA+H2O...
-阿布蒂 -啥事 特洛伊 - Abed? -Yeah, Troy.
能给我递杯水吗 Could you give me a glass of water?
没问题 Sure.
阿布蒂 你真好 Thank you Abed.