寒假前最后一天快乐呀 格林德尔的同学们 Happy last day before winter break, Greendale
是去探望爱人的时候了 Time to visit our loved ones
听说有的人还会远行上三公里呢 Some of you will travel as far as three miles!
但也别忘了去光临广场的"冬日仙境" Don't forget to visit our winter wonderland in the quad,
到那里去领下学期的课程表哦 Where we're giving away catalogues of next semester's classes.
哇哦 那是什么声音啊 Whoa, what's that sound?
是世俗之靴踏在屋顶的声音吗 Is that the tippy-tapping of secular boots on the roof?
世俗圣诞节 即淡化其基督教意义 这里院长想表示对各宗教的包容
不过 也可能是表明 Oh, well, it must be yet another sign
圣诞季节到了 that it tis the season,
因为传言说这位跨宗派的冬天先生 Because rumor has it that non-denominational Mr. Winter
正在去学生联谊室的路上 is on his way to the student lounge!
院长这样强制灌输个人政治观 真是受不了 I'm so sick of the dean jamming his p.C.-ness down my throat.
皮尔斯 这回你不发表感言了 Pierce, I'd like to commend you
真值得表扬一下 for letting that one go.
"政治观" "p.C.-ness."
我终于明白了 Now I get it.
-听起来像"阴茎" -我也刚发现 - It sounds like "penis." - I just got it too.
[pC.ness/政治观]音近[penis/阴茎]
好了 还是说说我们的圣诞节吧 Well, it's still Christmas to all of us,
我给大家做了一份小礼物 and I made you all a little gift,
因为你们就像我的家人 because you're like my new family.
"W.W.B.J.D" "W.W.B.J.D."?
如果是"比利·乔尔将要做什么"的缩写 If this stands for "What Would Billy Joel do,"
美国老牌歌手
我现在就可以给你答案 他在创作蹩脚歌 I'll tell you right now-- He'd write another crappy song.
没错 闪一边去吧 比利·乔尔 Yeah, in your face, Billy Joel.
谁是比利·乔尔 Who is that?
是"婴儿耶稣会如何行事"的缩写 It stands for "What Would Baby Jesus do?"
这是在提醒世人 这个季节的真谛 And it's to remind us that the real meaning
就是圣诞节 of this season is Christmas.
真不错 谢谢你 雪瑞 Oh, well, thank you, Shirley.
我放在这里 让它紧贴我心 I'm gonna put that in the pocket closest to my heart.
不不 那个是手链 应该戴在手腕上 No, no, no, it's a bracelet. You put 'em on.
大家都戴上吧 Everybody put 'em on.
你 站住 Hey. Hey!
你干嘛拿光了涂鸦饼 You took all the winter-doodles.
你丫是脑残吗 What are you, a douche bag?
我帮我朋友拿的 They're for my friends.
那里不是还有饼干吗 There's a lot of other cookies left.
没有了 只有澳洲坚果饼了 No, there's only macadamia nut cookies there, okay?
我对树坚果过敏 I have a tree-nut allergy.
那你记得不要去碰圣诞树形状的饼干 You should probably stay away from Christmas-tree-shaped cookies.
哈 哈 你没有过敏常识吧 Ha ha! That did not even make allergic sense.
你谁啊 白痴吗 What are you, an idiot?
好吧 明白了 你和你的天龙特工队帅翻了 Okay, we get it. You and the a-team are awesome.
快滚吧 Now beat it.
大家来看啊 Oh, look at that.
小帅哥来支持鸟面人啦 Pretty boy standing up for bird face over here.
还我涂鸦饼干 Give me a winter-doodle.
想吓唬人也得装酷一点 If you're trying to be menacing,
饼干就饼干 还涂鸦饼干呢 maybe don't call the cookie by its name.
有意思 你真有意思 Oh, you're funny. You're a funny man.
知道什么才叫有意思吗 Want to hear something funny, funny man?
砰 砰 砰 Knock, knock.
打得你满地找蛋蛋 My fist up your balls!
是谁啊 Who's there?
哈 哈 哈 快乐哟快乐 Ha ha ha! Merry happy!
跟你没完 This ain't over.
院长帮不了你一辈子 There won't always be a dean around.
是吧 All right?
阿布蒂 还有人在等着吃饼干呢 Still waiting on those cookies, Abed.
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《废柴联盟》 第一季 第十二集
杰夫捍卫了我的尊严 Jeff protected my honor.
加拿大喜剧电影
就像是我的保镖 但我是《肉丸》里的小子 It was like my bodyguard, but I was the kid from meatballs,
库布里克作品
杰夫则是《全金属外壳》里的主角 Jeff was the guy from full metal jacket,
美剧改编电影
那个八字胡是《明星伙伴》里面主角的哥哥 And the moustache guy was the brother of the guy on entourage.
感谢你说得这么通俗 Thanks for dumbing that down for us.
-不谢 -杰夫 怎么回事 - You got it. - So what's the deal, Jeff?
你的砖头忘带了吗 You leave your stones in your other suit?
怎么不扁死他们 Why didn't you rap that guy in the face?
和我用牙线剔牙 For the same reason that I floss,
床垫放床架上 吉他放盒里一个道理 have a bed frame, and keep my guitar in its case--
我已经不是23岁的人了 I'm over 23.
杰夫 你如此冷静的处理方式真让我侧目 I'm proud of you for handling it peacefully, Jeff,
就像某个可爱的小寿星 Like a certain little birthday boy.
宽容大度才是真男人 Real men turn the other cheek.
-抬起手腕看看 -无稽之谈 - Let's see 'em. - Nonsense.
男人之间有了决斗 Men were wired to fight each other
女人才能选出合格的配偶 So that women could choose the right mate.
不 男人打架的真正原因 No, the real reason men fight
是释放他们长期抑制的同性情感 is to release their pent-up gayness.
那个男人不是基佬吧 他还有小胡子 That guy wasn't gay. He had a moustache.
你知道我有什么吗 期末考试 You know what I have? Finals.
我们还抱佛脚学西语么 Are we cramming for spanish or not?
我必须得拿65分 要不我就得退学了 I need a 65, or I'm gonna flunk the class.
你怎么不做额外学分作业呢 Why didn't you do the extra-credit assignments
既然你知道自己要... if you knew that you were...
挂了 Failing?
因为做额外的作业 Because doing more than the minimum work
在我看来就是 is my definition of...
挂 Failing.
快答题 你们是考试一结束 Quick question-- are you all coming
就来参加我的圣诞晚会 to my Christmas party right after the final,
还是回家换上圣诞服装 or are you stopping home to change
再来我家 into your Christmas outfits?
我就穿一件光明节毛衣吧 I guess I could wear one of my hanukah sweaters.
哦 安妮 Uh, Annie...
我不知道 原来你不信基督的 I-I didn't know you weren't, um, christian.
没错 Yep.
我可是正宗的犹太人 One might even say I'm jewish.
这真不错 这的确很棒 Oh, t-that's good for you. T-that's wonderful.
我尊重所有宗教 I respect all religions of the world.
-我是穆斯林 -耶和华见证会 - I'm muslim. - Jehovah's witness.
-无神论者 -主在考验我 - Atheist. - The lord is testing me.
诸位 这话题太容易引起种族冲突了 Guys, this is a subject that breeds conflicts.
-我们能不能... -你信仰什么教 杰夫 - Can we please do-- - What religion are you, Jeff?
我是不可知论者 I'm agnostic.
不可知论 就是懒人的无神论 Agnostic-- lazy man's atheist.
我重生了[基督语] I'm born-again.
没错 我在朋友的热浴缸里 Yeah, we had a re-birthing ritual
举行过再生仪式 in my friend's hot tub.
我在佛学社团已经炼到五级激光莲座 I'm now a level-five laser lotus in my buddhist community.
听起来和佛学没什么关系 Uh, that does not sound like buddhism.
你确定不是邪教组织吗 Are you sure you're not in a cult?
光这么一问 Just by asking me that question,
你已经把我的级别降到了四级 You've put me back down to a level four.
现在你欠我两千颗能量块 You now owe me 2,000 energon cubes.
你知道这话有多傻吗 Do you know how foolish you sound right now?
你还信什么 换血法恢复元气吗 What else do you believe in, blood transfusions?
特洛伊 耶和华见证会也算基督教 对吧 Jehovah's witnesses are a type of christian, right, Troy?
没错 但我们不庆祝生日和圣诞节 Yeah, but we don't celebrate birthdays or Christmas,
还有我们不喝酒 And we can't drink.
不过多多受益了 But it helps.
就像穆斯林 祝你平安[阿拉伯问候语] So you're like a muslim. Salaam alaikum.
啥嘛喇嘛叮咚 Shama-lama-ding-dong.
电影《动物屋》中歌词
我们正像一个丰富多彩的小家庭 Wow, don't we have a diverse little family.
大家都敞开胸襟 让派对包容各种信德 I say we open up this-- this party to all faiths.
我会带上圣星百合 I brought my star of bethlehem,
正是它成就我主为全人类的救世主 Which led the wise men to the savior of all mankind.
大伙可以带上各自宗教的装饰物 And you guys can bring a little trinket or doodad
或是小玩意儿 From your philosophies.
大家看怎么样 Sounds good?
作为一名不可知论者 As an agnostic,
我会带上胜利者的微笑 I'm gonna bring my winning smile.
太少了 不够 That's not enough.
好无聊 Ugh! so boring.
做完了 嘻嘻 Done. Hee hee.
嘻嘻 Hee hee.
圣诞快乐[西语] Hmm. Feliz navidad.
"对 错 或以上都不是" "True or falso or none of the above"?
什么狗屁题啊 That doesn't make any sense.
快看 快看 Hey, look at that.
大额头在考试呢 Forehead's taking a test.
查克·诺里斯 走你的路吧 Why don't you get going, Chuck Norris?
动作片演员 被网络恶搞后名声大噪 类似于鼻孔周
你刚刚是在嘘我吗 Did you just shoo me?
你干嘛还不上前去献上香吻 Why don't you just kiss him already?
伙计 看我怎么把你鼻子嘘进喉咙里 Dude, I will shoo your nose down your throat!
昌老师 你就坐视不管吗 Senor chang, can you do something about this?
我作壁上观 I'll allow it.
来练练我吧 小子 Que pasa here, huh?
这题选"您" 小子 我都知道 It's usted, dude. Even I know that.
今天给我西语挑错算你倒霉 坎肩男 You picked the wrong day to correct my spanish, no sleeves.
来吧 It's on!
他这是在帮我 他是我的保镖 He's doing this for me. He's my bodyguard.
-来练练吗 -来点音乐怎么样 - You wanna dance? - Maybe to some show tunes?
不 我要打得你落花流水 No, I want to beat the crap out of you.
而我也爽在其中 And I'm gonna enjoy it,
因为你就像这所烂学校 Because you're just like this school.
你让人恶心 玷污我的风格 You're obnoxious, you're cramping my style,
闻起来就像炸土豆条的臭油 and you smell like french-fry oil.
说有用的 I don't get it!
三点钟 自行车场见 3:00! Bike rack!
但不是靠停车场的那个 But not the one by the parking lot!
知道 就是垃圾桶旁边靠近隔离路桩 Right! The one by the trash cans near the orange cones
旁边在修轮椅坡道那里 where they're building the wheelchair ramp!
这次考试才够劲 Best exam ever.
那家伙真酷 That guy's awesome, man.
我要是因为那混蛋而挂科 你要帮我 So help me if that jerk-weed made me fail.
我会的 朋友 那是"表兄"的意思 Well, I aced it, amigo. That means "cousin."
其实是西语"朋友"的意思
那我在这场战斗中扮演什么角色呢 So what's my role going to be in the fight?
会不会在关键时刻 我终于挺身而出 Is there a key moment where I finally stand up for myself
锄恶扬善? and take revenge on the villain?
你就在后面晃晃好了 Uh, maybe you should just hang back.
我会的 打他的脸 Yeah I will. In his face!
不管怎样 Whatever you do,
不要把打架的事告诉雪瑞 don't tell Shirley about the fight.
否则她又要开始妈妈式的谆谆教导了 She'll start in with all her mother-y, guilt-inducing powers.
你懂我意思了吗 You know what I mean?
不懂 我可喜欢戴这手链了 No. I'm wearing this jesus bracelet
小妞最爱手链男了 'cause it gets me chicks.
我了解像麦克这样的人 I know guys like this Mike.
小时候脑残 长大了脑裂 He used to be a nerd. Now he's a meathead.
危险群体 Dangerous combo.
像泰森 罗·佛里格洛 罗西·欧唐纳 Tyson, Lou Ferrigno, Rosie O'Donnell.
前两个壮汉 后一个壮妞
你挺结实的 应该会几招吧 You're a pretty big dude. Probably got some moves.
对 理论上的...还行 Yeah, I got some... theories.
-你从来没打过架 -实战 确实没有 - You've never been in a fight? - Technically, no.
我想我是太迷人可爱了 I guess I'm too charming and likable.
随便骂吧 Call me a name.
骂不出来 I can't.
你是说你从未被打过脸? Are you telling me you've never been punched in the face?
是的 谢天谢地 我还靠它吃饭呢 No, thank god. This is the moneymaker.
第一次我被打脸时 First time I got punched in the face,
我就这样 "噢 不" I was like, "oh, no!"
后来我就想"可以跟人吹牛了" But then I was like, "this is a story."
牛皮还不错 And a good one.
每个男人都应该被打一次脸 Every man should be punched in the face.
这可是成人式 It's a rite of passage.
我们那时候 In my day, Friday night was
每周五晚就是吸烟泡妞 Smoke a doobie, feel up a gal,
然后被共和党人打爆牙 And then get your teeth knocked out by a republican.
伙计们 我们的计划不是我被打 Guys the plan here isn't for me to get hit.
而是我打他 It's for me to hit him.
那就得了 Oh, then it's settled.
我们得教教杰夫瑞如何打架 We have to teach Jeffrey how to fight.
我会几招 I know a few moves.
特洛伊 我想你有带弹簧刀吧 Troy, I assume you're handy with a switchblade.
阿布蒂 你回到你家帐篷去 Abed, you get back to the family tent,
找一只小鸡让杰夫去追 Try to find a chicken for Jeff to chase.
伙计们 我很感谢你们的热情 Guys, I appreciate the enthusiasm,
我还是有两把刷子的 But, uh, I think I got this.
快看 那是谁啊 Oh, well, look who it is.
大额头 老秃头 We got forehead, old head,
傻逼头...和一个头 Dumb head, and, uh... the other head.
3点见 大额头 See you at 3:00, forehead.
给我个雪人 呆子 Give me a snowman, dork!
看见没 幽默男 See this, funny guy? Huh?
经典的罗西动作 Classic Rosie.
半小时后进行打架训练好吗 Fight lessons in a half an hour?
不错的主意 Good plan.
* 快乐遍洒大地 * * joy to the world *
* 圣主降临 * * The lord is come *
* 圣主 圣主 * * The lord, the lord *
* 圣主 * * The lord *
你好啊 Hello.
这是你的光明节装饰品吗 Is this your hanukkah holder?
挺可爱的 It's, uh--it's pretty.
我们...放在这儿 We'll just, uh... let's just put it--
就这样 不错 There we go. That's nice.
真不敢相信 So I can't believe
我从来不知道你是犹太人 I never knew you were a jew.
你下次记得还是叫全称 I'd say the whole word next time.
Jew是犹太人的蔑称
他们就快过来了吗 so, uh, do you think everyone will start arriving soon?
我想他们会在杰夫打完架再来 I think they're gonna come after Jeff's fight.
杰夫什么 After Jeff's what now?
杰夫要和那个土霸王打架 Jeff wants to fight that bully.
在圣诞节吗 On Christmas?
对不起 我要离开一下 Um, will you excuse me for a moment?
能搭一下那个马槽的布景吗 And can you finish the manger scene?
耶稣在马槽出生
你也是犹太人哦 We know you were one of us.
怎么着 怎么着 'Sup? 'Sup?
怎么着 'Sup!
不 这是问句 No, it's a question.
-怎么着 -怎么着 - 'Sup? - 'Sup?
不是真问 是反问 Not a real question, a rhetorical one.
己知彼不知 You have the answer. He does not.
然后你给他使个福里斯特·惠特式眼神 Okay, then you give him the Forest Whitaker eye.
美国黑人男演员 凭借《末代独裁》问鼎奥斯卡
学得好像 That's pretty good.
一直这样瞪着 Okay, hold that stare.
就这样 保持住 There you go. Hold it.
然后直视他的眼睛 Then you look straight through his eyes
深入他的灵魂 And deep into his soul.
然后携手迈向佛蒙特州 And then you move to Vermont.
允许同性婚姻的州
别总把打架和搞基扯上 真的很烦 I am sick and tired of you saying that fighting is gay!
她说得没错 She's got a point.
拳击赛的目的不光有钱 还有腰带[性暗示] You know, in boxing, you fight for the purse and the belt.
我得写一篇关于这个的论文 I've gotta write a paper about that.
好啦 我看不下去了 All right, I've seen enough.
来动点真格的 Let's see what we're working with.
开始 打几下 Go ahead, throw a few at the old paws.
你这干嘛 朝鲜女红吗 What are you, a north korean seamstress?
那看你这句话是褒是贬了 Not if that's bad.
来狠的 快点 Get mad! come on!
你就当我是个烦死人的混蛋就好了 If it helps, think of me as somebody who annoys you.
就这样 太好了 Ooh, that's it! that's--that's good.
布雷塔 穿上你的上衣 Britta, put your blouse back on.
小伙子 这可不是游戏 Boys, this is not a game.
你要做好充足的准备 You gotta be ready for anything.
这一点也不酷 Dude, that is not cool!
那边那个小黑妞就觉得这样不错 Well, that foxy Black girl thinks it is.
-你干什么 -为什么她非得是黑妞 - What are you doing? - Why does she have to be black?
到底怎么了 What is going on?
我们为杰夫瑞打...架做准备 We're trying to get Jeff ready for the fiiiii...iiight.
我想不到其他词了 I couldn't think of another word.
笨蛋 Idiot.
他是说我们打...架 He meant we were figh...ting.
的确很难 It is hard to think of another word.
你们想知道我的看法吗 You realize there's no other way for me to take this
你们这是在亵渎 than as a giant middle finger
一年中最重要的一天 to the most important day of the year.
12月10号吗 December 10th?
这是大家的圣诞节 It's our Christmas,
我还要举办聚会 And I'm having a party.
我离了婚 亲戚又不支持我 Due to my divorce and my relatives picking sides,
我今年只能办这一次圣诞聚会了 this will be the only Christmas party i throw this year.
你们是去参加呢 还是说我重建的家庭 Will you be there, or will I have another family
再次让我失望而归 letting me down?
我说过不要打架 可他不听 I told him not to fight. He wouldn't listen.
我也不知道这是啥 I don't know what that is.
杰夫瑞 Jeffrey,
我有两个儿子 I have two boys.
一旦失态严重了 And when we have a serious discussion,
我发现巧克力蛋糕有助于放松情绪 I find that a brownie helps them to relax.
那么你为什么恨我和耶稣 So why do you hate me and Jesus?
我觉得巧克力蛋糕对我没作用 I don't think my brownie's working.
请不要在今天做这龌龊事 今天对我很重要 please don't do something so ugly on a day so important to me.
再说一遍 今天是12月10号 Again, it's December 10th.
你认为宗教很愚蠢吗 You think religion is stupid?
不 不 No, no.
对我来说 宗教就像保罗·拉德 To me, religion is like Paul Rudd.
美国喜剧男演员 《六人行》中菲比的丈夫麦克的扮演者
有吸引力 我不会阻止别人去追随他 I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone.
但我也不会那么痴迷 But I would also never stand in line for it.
雪瑞 听着 And look, Shirley,
我已经和那土霸王结下仇 the die has been cast with this crazy bully guy.
他捉弄阿布蒂 He picked on Abed,
还来纠正我的西班牙语 and he corrected my spanish.
你去聚会 我们待会儿再见 So you go to your party, and I'll see you soon.
杰弗里 我不允许你去打架 Jeffrey, I forbid you from fighting.
你管不着 你不是我妈 Well, you don't get to. You're not my mom.
你说的对 You're right.
但如果你去打架 But if you show up for the fight,
就别来我的聚会 don't show up for my party.
别这样 雪瑞 别生气 Oh, come on, Shirley, don't be mad.
我没生气 我只是失望 I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
你这是"妈妈式"的生气 That's "mom" for mad.
土豆煎饼和苹果酱 棒极了 Oh, hash browns and applesauce--that's nice.
那个诱人的香味是什么 Oh, what is that interesting smell?
是传统的穆斯林菜 It's a traditional muslim dish.
看起来很美味 It looks delicious.
我想作为女人的我是不允许吃这个的 I'm guessing as a woman I won't be allowed to eat that.
太不合适了 That's too bad.
看哪 布雷塔带来了她信仰的... Oh, look, Britta brought what she believes in...
啥也没有 Nothing.
我该把我的佛香炉放哪 Where should I put my buddha incense holder?
我很肯定这是烟斗[吸大麻用] I'm pretty sure that's a bong.
杰夫在哪 Where's Jeff?
我想他做了选择 I guess he made his choice.
我想去看杰夫打架 I want to go to Jeff's fight.
就像我跟杰夫说的那样 想打架 as I told Jeff, no one that goes to the fight
就别来我的聚会 can come to my party.
他和我没关系了 He's dead to me.
如果你们谁要离开 And if any of you leave,
那我们也就没有关系了 You'll be dead to me too.
我们唱歌吧 Let's sing.
* 耶稣是我的朋友 * * Jesus is a friend of mine *
一起唱 Everybody!
* 耶稣是我的朋友 * * Jesus is a friend of mine *
大伙唱啊 你们不会吗 Come on, everybody. You don't know it?
你不让杰夫参加派对吗 you're banning Jeff from the party?
基督徒可不会这么做 That doesn't seem very christian.
对一个无神论者而言 Well, that's an interesting point of view
这倒是个很有意思的观点 Coming from an atheist.
我尽自己最大的努力为我的大家庭 I did my best to create a special Christmas
来办这个特殊的圣诞派对 for my one intact family, and...
你们就这样谢我吗 This is the thanks I get.
雪瑞 你怎么老让别人内疚啊 Shirley, you are a guilt machine.
人家安妮可从不做让人内疚的事哦 and Annie knows a thing or two about guilt.
我没说错吧 犹太 Am I right, jew?
叫全名 Say the whole word!
小犹犹 Jewie?
耶和华见证会教徒就绝不会叫人"小犹犹" you would never catch a jehovah's witness saying "jewie."
跟生日蛋糕说去吧 对 你没见过 Tell it to the birthday cake you never got.
在我的愿景小组 流传着一句佛教禅语 You know, there's an old buddhist saying in my vision group.
你信仰的不是佛教 是邪教 You are not a buddhist. You are in a cult.
咬我啊 尼采 Suck it, Nietzsche!
德国哲学家 著名的"上帝已死"出自其口
听着 大家的信仰都挺奇怪的 Guys, everyone's faith is weird.
我们就不要再谈了 Let's just not talk about it.
基督教可不怪 there's nothing weird about christianity.
伙计们 别闹了 Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys!
大家真要因为宗教起内讧吗 Are we really gonna let religion divide us like this?
我认为有件事我们能一致同意 I think there's one thing we can all agree on.
-在天堂我会拥有72个处女 -不是 - I get 72 virgins in heaven. - No.
我们都希望杰夫也来参加派对 That we would all like to have Jeff at this party.
不行 他不能来 mm-mm. He can't come.
-雪瑞 -没门 - Shirley. - mm-mm.
雪瑞 听着 Shirley, listen.
我知道这是自从你丈夫离开后 I get that this is your first Christmas
你过的第一个圣诞节 since your husband left you, and I don't know,
可能这就是你这么顽固的原因 Maybe that's why you're being so stubborn,
因为你太害怕自己失去了家庭 because you're trying so hard to re-create something
不顾一切想重新创造出一个 that you're afraid that you've lost forever.
但如果你真的希望我们成为你的新家人 But if you really want us to be your second family,
那你就应该像待家人一样待我们 then you've gotta start treating us like one,
即便我们的所为有悖你的信仰 Even if that means supporting us
你也要一如既往支持我们 when we do things that you don't agree with.
你可以从支持杰夫开始 You can start by rooting for Jeff
他正跟人在地上厮打翻滚呢 while he rolls around on the ground groping another man.
我要去支持他了 That's what I'm gonna do.
蔓越梅酱里面有真果粒哦 The cranberry sauce has real cranberries.
听着 要是那个家伙没出现 look, if this dude doesn't show up,
-我们就去苹果蜂餐厅 行吧 -对 - We're definitely going to applebee's, right? - Yeah.
兄弟们 今儿我无论如何都要打一架 I'm getting into a fight no matter what today, dude. No matter what!
看谁来了 Look who showed.
我们去会会他 哈哈 Oh, check him out. Ahh...ahh!
怎么 朋友 没带小弟来吗 What's up, dude? No backup today?
看来老公公和怪球不敢来 Huh? Looks like grandpa and weirdo
是怕被打得满地找牙吧 couldn't show up to get their teeth knocked out, huh?
我能问你个问题吗 Can I ask you a question?
你永远都是这副"我要去健身"的德行吗 Are you perpetually on your way to the gym?
老兄 我天生就是为健身而来的 Dude, my life is a gym!
-好 怎么着 -怎么着 - Well, 'sup? - 'Sup, man?
-怎么着 -怎么着 - 'Sup? - 'Sup?
-怎么着 -怎么着 - 'Sup? 'Sup? - 'Sup? 'Sup?
怎么着 怎么着 'Sup? 'Sup?
老兄 你搞毛 Dude, what is that?
没什么 等一下 这些都很贵的 All right, just one sec. These are very expensive.
行了 All right...
老兄 你还戴手链吗 Dude, you wear a bracelet?
你叫麦克 对吧 Your name's Mike, right?
是又怎样 So?
麦克 我不打算跟你打架 Mike, I'm not gonna fight you.
我有个朋友 她相信每年此时 I have a friend that believes this is the time of year
都是抛开大家分歧 where you put aside your differences,
和平共处之时 and you make peace.
我呢 对那套不感冒 Me--I don't believe in any of that,
但是我相信友谊 but I do believe in friendship.
虽然我很讨厌你们这帮霹雳怪胎 And as much as I hate you and the cast of breakin',
可我不得不问问自己 I have to ask myself,
换做雪瑞 她会怎么做 what would Shirley do?
换做雪瑞 她会怎么做 What would Shirley do?
-我认为 -换做雪瑞 她会怎么做 - I think... - What would Shirley do?
她会和你握手 That she would shake your hand
祝你圣诞快乐 and wish you a merry Christmas.
杰夫瑞 Jeffrey...
扁他 Kick his ass!
骑兵来了 伙计们 脱掉上衣 Cavalry's here. Shirts off, boys!
不是吧 基情四射似梦中啊 Come on, I'm being punked, right?
过来 到这边来 Come here. Come here.
* 你打 我还 * * you hit me once, I hit you back *
* 你一拳 我一腿 * * You gave a kick, I gave a slap *
* 你用盘子敲我头 * * You smashed a plate over my head *
* 我放火烧我们的床 * * And I set fire to our bed *
别 这可是圣诞节 Please, it's Christmas.
今天才十二月十号呢 It's december 10th!
别打吃饭家伙 别打吃饭家伙 Not the moneymaker. Not the moneymaker!
不用谢 You're welcome!
* 平静的夜 * * Sensible night *
* 悄然而至 * * Appropriate night *
* 雪花飘下 * * Snow on ground *
* 左一片 右一片 * * Left and right *
* 降落在圣诞购物的路上 * * Round yon purchase of decorative things *
* 宽容在重新谱写 * * Tolerant rewrite *
* 这圣诞颂歌 * * Of carols to sing *
* 歌颂这舒适的宴会 * * Function with relative ease *
唱得太好了 Yeah! That was really good.
-是 -太动听了 - Yeah! - That was nice.
谢谢 谢谢 不用这么激动 Thank you, Thank you. I get it, yes.
没错 是我 It is I, senor Chang.
夏奇拉 扶一下 Shakira, hold this.
期末考试我已评分完毕 So...I have finished grading everyone's finals,
大家都顺利升级 And all of you are moving on.
太好了 Yeah.
除了杰夫 Heh heh heh, except... for Jeff.
结果 你 Turns out you--
紧张气氛故意停顿数秒 Pause for dramatic effect--
下一个学期还要见我 will be seeing me next semester.
没天理 Noooooooo!
在西班牙语二级课堂 in spanish 102! heh heh heh.
因为他也及格了 Because he passed, you know.
而我是唯一的西班牙语老师 And I'm the only spanish teacher.
我是为杰夫及格了而欢呼 I meant about Jeff passing.
至于你当我们的西班牙语老师 You being our spanish teacher...
哥们 麦克把你打得好惨 Man, mike got you good.
其实 那是我给杰夫的礼物 Actually, uh, that was my present to Jeff.
随便吧 我还要去山上滑雪呢 I don't care. I got a mountain to shred.
杰夫瑞 你是真正的男人了 Jeffrey, you're a man now.
感觉如何 How's it feel?
在你出拳揍我之前 I got hit in the face, like, four times
我已然被人打过四次了 before you punched me.
某些人就是不知道说声谢谢 some people just don't know how to say thank you.
皮尔斯 谢谢你 Pierce, thank you.
还有在座各位 And thanks to all of you
在我们和飞天混混打起来时 for showing up and having my back
挺身而出 帮了我一把 when we fought those fly dancers.
所以 So, uh...
-祝各位 -不 不 不 - Merry... - No, no, no, no, no.
节日快乐 "holiday."
事实上 我本打算说学期愉快 actually, I was gonna say merry semester
愿下学期也如此 and happy new one.
来吧 干杯 Here we go. Here we go.
-满了 -换 换下一个 - Switch. - Switch, switch glasses.
* 圣诞特洛伊啊 圣诞特洛伊 * * Oh, Christmas Troy, oh, Christmas Troy *
* 你的烛光多么明亮 * * Thy candles shine so brightly
* 圣诞特洛伊啊 圣诞特洛伊 * * Oh, Christmas Troy, oh, Christmas Troy
* 带给我们多少欢乐 * * Much pleasure thou canst give me *
你们干吗总做这种事 Why do you guys do stuff like this?
-因为好玩 -没错 - 'Cause it's fun. - Yeah.
* 圣诞节的景色 * * The sight of thee at Christmastide *
* 四处播撒希望和欢乐 * * Spreads hope and gladness far and wide *
* 圣诞特洛伊啊 圣诞特洛伊 * * Oh, Christmas Troy, oh, Christmas Troy
* 带来热情和友爱 * * Thou tree most fair and lovely *
别动 Don't move.
这鼻套有一股酒味 This nose smells like a special drink.