欢迎回来 Welcome back!
-你好 -你好啊 - Hi. - Hello.
放假玩什么了啊 What did you do over break?
玩得太爽了 Oh, It was so awesome.
我和阿布蒂打了一款游戏 Me and Abed played this video game.
棒极了 模拟了整个城市 It is so dope. It's a whole city.
-哪儿都能去 -还可以租房子 - You can drive anywhere. - You can rent an apartment.
-可以自己报税 -但别被查到有问题 - You could do your taxes. - But don't get audited
-那样下场就惨了 -你还可以进入社区大学 - 'cause that's bad. - You could even enroll in community college.
听起来和现实一样无聊 Right now it sounds as boring as real life,
但玩起来不是 but it is not.
年轻人真是糟蹋假期 Vacations are wasted on the young.
你们得出去见见世面 You guys gotta get out there and see the world at some point.
否则你们会抱憾终生的 Or you're gonna miss your entire lives.
-你去过哪里 布雷塔 -好像是阿姆斯特丹 - Where did you go, Britta? - Amsterdam, I think.
等我找到相机就知道了 I'll know more when I find my camera.
你们猜怎么着 Guess what happened to me.
皮尔斯 你升级当爷爷了吗 Oh, Pierce, you became a grandfather?
T恤: 世界上最伟大的爷爷
不 我比当爷还酷 No, I became even cooler.
这种搞怪T恤现在可是很风行 These ironic t-shirts are all the rage.
咱们打开天窗说亮话吧 Let's get one thing straight.
我希望我还是个律师 I wish I was still a lawyer.
我来这里只是因为想泡布雷塔 I'm only here because I'm hot for Britta,
而且我不想成为任何人的朋友 and I don't want to be anybody's friend.
开个玩笑 Just kidding.
拥抱一个 你们这群榆木脑袋 Bring it in here, ya knuckleheads!
当我回望过去 You know, I gotta say I took a look back
看到上个学期的自己 at the guy I was last semester.
那家伙可真是讨人嫌 And I realized that guy was a drag.
-没有 -不是这样 - No... - Aww...
你终于承认了 杰夫 Good to hear you admit It, Jeff.
现在是全新的学期了 No, the truth is this is a new semester,
也要有全新的杰夫 a new Jeff.
既然已经到格林德尔了 Greendale is where I am,
我就要充分利用这里的一切 and I am gonna make the best of it.
说的真好 That is nice.
你就像是《风流军医俏护士》[72年-83年播出]里的鹰眼 You're like Hawkeye on "M*A*S*H".
即使是在朝鲜战争的第11年头里[实为第11季] He kept his upbeat humor and charm
他依然保持着无与伦比的幽默与魅力 even in the 11th year of the Korean War.
是啊 但也别改变太多 杰夫 Yeah, well, don't go changing too much, Jeff.
你原来的样子我们就挺喜欢的 I think we all like you just the way you were.
你们这样我很感激 但是 Well, I appreciate that, but...
你是空降到这里的吗 Did you just teleport here?
没有 是在你们群抱的时候潜进来的 No, I snuck in during the group hug.
你们不记得我了吗 You guys don't remember me?
巴迪 一起上西班牙课的 Buddy... from spanish class?
我这辈子从来没见过你 I've never seen you before in my life.
我见过巴迪 I've seen Buddy before.
他坐在干枯盆栽旁边的角落里 He sits in the corner next to the dead plant.
谢谢你记得我 阿布蒂 Thank you, Abed.
有时候 我很容易成为人肉背景 Sometimes I have a tendency to melt into the background.
体形就是背景的料 It's just my body type.
但我可绝对认识你们 But I definitely know you guys
看到你们上个学期抱团在一起 from watching you all last semester grow together.
F F减 "F". "F minus".
你刚才是说S吗 Did you say "S"?
他说的是F He said "F".
-谁作弊了 -是我 - Who cheated? - I did It.
布雷塔作弊 为什么啊 Britta cheated? But why?
把我的乳罩还给我 安妮 Gimme back my bra, Annie.
-我根本就没穿乳罩 -噢 - I'm not even wearing a bra. - oh!
我根本不在意谁赢 I don't even care who wins.
什么 What?
我上课经常睡着 那可能只是做梦 I sleep a lot in class. That one might have been a dream.
巴迪 你也知道 Well, Buddy, as you know,
西班牙语课还没开始 we haven't had spanish class yet.
所以这次见面主要是朋友之间 So this meeting was more just for catching up...
聊聊近况 Between friends.
我听说了 咱们开始吧 I heard that. Let's do It!
-那么 -是这样 抱歉 布雷塔 - Well... - So... sorry, Britta.
我先说吧 I'll go first.
我相信你们之间已经很融洽了 Uh, I'm sure you guys have a natural rapport and timing.
你们害怕加入一个新成员 And, you know, you're scared that adding a new member
可能会打乱这种融洽的 might throw everything off of its natural...
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节奏 ...rhythm.
我认为我已经很了解你们了 I feel like I know you guys already.
所以让我加入吧 告诉我规矩就好 So you know, let me in. Just tell me the rules,
我一定会遵守的 and I will follow.
你已经违反了我唯一的一条规矩 Well, you already broke the only rule I have.
那就是不要瞎操心规矩的事 The rule about worrying about rules.
我也是这么想的 That's what I'm saying too!
太好啦 Yeah!
西班牙语学习趣味多 Spanish studyin' is better
只因有了兄弟巴迪我 when you're Buddyin'.
在身边 around.
耶 Yeah
-你好 杰夫 -你好 - Hey, Jeff. - Hey.
不好意思 我收到了一条短信 Excuse me, I received a text message
提到有免费的丝芙兰小样 about free Sephora samples.
哈哈 那是我发的 Ha ha! It was me.
抱歉耍了你 但我有比磨砂香皂 Sorry about the ruse, but I have something better
更好的东西给你 than exfoliating soap to rub on you.
一个机遇 An opportunity.
如你眼前所见 我打算重启 As you can see, I am resurrecting
《格林德尔每日大公镜报》["报纸"单词的大杂烩] the "Greendale Gazette Journal Mirror"!
我们还需要一位学生主编 And we need a student editor.
一位真正见多识广的学生 Someone with real world savvy
而不仅仅只会舞文弄墨 that extends beyond how to huff the ink.
是这样 院长 这个学期我打算 Actually, Dean, I'm resolved to spend this semester
让自己更加 being more...
这儿将是你的办公室 This would be your office.
让自己更加放松 酷毙 Relaxed... and awesome.
这是六个月以来我第一次看见 This is the first desk I've seen in six months
没被刻上"齐柏林[70年代乐队]万岁"的桌子 that doesn't have "Zeppelin Rules" carved into it.
而且你英语课的学分也到手了 And you get an English credit.
不错嘛 我入伙儿了 Well, that ain't bad neither. I'm in.
同志们 来见见你们的新主编 Guys, meet your new editor!
翁格先生非常高兴帮助大家将正义之声 Mr. Winger is very excited to help you bring a voice
带回校园 back to the campus.
杰夫 我需要给你照张相 Jeff, I need to take your picture.
-好了 -好的 - We got It. - Okay.
-你们自己尽情闹吧 -欢迎 杰夫 - You guys knock yourselves out! - Welcome aboard, Jeff.
这是我的关于学校新热水器的文章 This is my article on the school's new water heater.
孩子 你有两把刷子 但你的天赋 You got chops, kid, but we need your talent
要用在一个更劲爆的故事上 on a bigger story.
批萨大比拼 镇上哪家批萨最棒 Pizza wars... Who's gotthe best slice in town?
先从"大尼克"开始调查 Start with Big Nick's.
顺便带份大号腊肠披萨回来 Bring us a large, with sausage.
你 有传闻说莱利酒类专卖 You. I heard a rumor that Riley's Liquor is
卖酒给没到饮酒年龄[21岁]的学生 selling to underage students.
我需要你去无间道一下 I need an undercover expose.
看看他们会卖给你多少 Find out how much they'll sell you
冰凉进口的玩意儿 of anything cold and imported.
你指望我看到这些而不告发你吗 You expect me to watch you do that without telling on you?
这可真是个尖锐的问题 安妮 That's a hard-hitting question, Annie.
你是记者吗 Are you a reporter?
不是 他们让我做纵横填字的编辑 No, they've got me editing the crossword
因为我是女生 because I'm a girl.
也因为我超爱纵横填字 And because I love crosswords.
那么 现在起 你超爱走街串巷 Well, now you love the streets.
你将是我的王牌新闻挖掘者 You're my ace news hound.
王牌 真的可以这样吗 Ace? You can do that?
我们可以随心所欲 这儿可是格林德尔 We can do anything we want. It's greendale.
现在就去挖掘新闻吧 Now go find me that story.
杰夫 你真是天生会使唤人 This character reboot is really gelling for you, Jeff.
这是典型的鹰眼的行为[又在引用《风流军医俏护士》] That was all classic Hawkeye.
派士兵出去找酒 Sending soldiers out for liquor.
巧妙地回避了"性感红唇"[剧中女性角色] Slyly sidestepping the problematic scrutiny
安妮·埃迪生的尖锐问题 of Annie "hot lips" Edison.
我要帮你弄个蒸馏器 制作马天尼酒[剧中情节] I should build you a still for making Hawkeye Martinis.
在你所有的流行文化大乱炖里 Of all your pop culture fixations,
就这一个我还能忍受 阿布蒂 this is one I can work with, Abed.
-请叫我雷达[剧中另一角色] -等你够资格了再说 - Call me Radar. - When you've earned It.
我知道昌老师在寒假期间去世 Now, I know the news of Senor Chang's death
这一消息令我们震惊 over winter break was a shock to us all.
但我们应该感到一丝安慰 But we should take comfort in the fact
他去得没有痛苦 that he did not suffer
摩托车直接撞到了"阿比"[快餐连锁]的外墙 when his moped hit the side of that Arby's.
太伤心了 So sad.
不过这学期肯定爽呆了 But best semester ever.
新年快乐 姑娘们 Feliz ano nueva, chicas!
你可以闪了 Beat it.
刚才那位是职业演员 That was a professional actress.
我可是不死之身 I am a man who can never die.
这就是你们西班牙语102的 And this has been your first taste
第一堂课 of spanish 1-0 dos...
这学期我将进入你们的脑袋 The semester I get inside your cabezas!
我是昌老师 *I'm Senor Chang.*
色色兼恶恶 *And I'm so ill.*
警告在座的 我死不了的 *This is a warning, I can't be killed.*
潜入你头里 来去无踪迹 *All in your cabeza without a chaser.*
为人不师表 就我数第一 昌 *Not another teacher with this much flavor. Chang!*
我就知道会这样 I saw that coming.
同志们 学习小组见哦 Hey, guys, see you in study group.
杰夫 他能这样自作主张进来吗 Uh, Jeff, can he really just decide he's one of us?
他打乱了我们的平衡 He throws off our balance.
我们已经有三位小妞 三位爷们儿 We've got three chicks, three dudes,
T恤: 脑袋在上面
再加他就有两个怪人了 And now two weirdos.
抱歉 阿布蒂 Sorry, Abed.
不是所有的怪人都是坏人 Not all weirdos are bad.
他或许是改变之神派来的淘气使者 But he might be a puckish agent of change
通过音乐的蒙太奇切换 让我们的生活变得更美好 that changes our lives for the better through a musical montage.
或许他已经准备好一排罐子 Or he could have a row of jars
等着储存我们传宗接代的工具呢 waiting for our genitals.
我需要我的小弟弟 Yo, I need my genitals.
知道你们现在像什么样子吗 You know who you guys sound like?
就像是上学期的我 Me, from last semester.
愤世嫉俗 盛气凌人 Cynical, elitist,
-装模作样 -谢谢 - rakishly good-looking. - Thank you.
至少我们要坐在一起 Well, we should at least get together
讨论一下入会政策 不是吗 to talk about membership policies, right?
这事别问我 Hey, don't ask me.
解决问题已经不是我的职责了 Dealing with problems ain't my job no more.
我的新工作是四处晃荡 游戏人生 My new job is hanging out, having fun,
还有娱乐大众 and cracking wise.
那一定很不错 Oh, it must be nice.
我咋觉得这是我的工作呢 Suppose I decide that's my job.
杰夫 真希望你有一支葡萄干军队 Jeff, I hope you've got an army of raisins
因为我搞到了独家大新闻 because I've got a major scoop.
十月份的时候 In October,
唐妮·布莱斯通[R&B女歌手]在学院里开免费演唱会 there was a free Toni Braxton concert on the quad.
这事不用你提醒我也记得 You don't need to remind me.
最后一刻出了点状况 And when a last-minute mix-up
导致演出提前了一个小时 shifted the show time by an hour.
有人发出了一条匿名手机短信 An anonymous text message went out
提醒学生们这一时间变化 alerting students of the change.
-好吧 -不好 - Okay. - Not okay.
因为这些短信仅仅发给了 Because the text message was sent exclusively
黑人学生 to black students...
还有一个叫勒布朗的法国孩子 And one French kid named Lebron.
这绝对是种族分流 这可是头条新闻 That's profiling. This is front-page juice.
找出是谁发的这条短信就行 Just gotta find out who sent the text.
你给发短信的那个号码打过电话没 Have you called the number that sent it?
没人会那么蠢吧 Well... nobody's that stupid, right?
喂 Hello?
打错了 Wrong number.
应该唬弄过去了 No, that... that was a good cover.
那个不知是谁的人总是挂电话 So whoever it is keeps hanging up,
但他躲得了初一 躲不了十五 but he can't hide forever.
记者安妮 真不错 Annie the reporter. Good times.
是这样 我只是想说 Listen up. I just want to say
真正感谢你们 真正感谢 晕 thank you guys real much... much... real much? duh!
我是说非常感谢你们接受我 Thank you guys very much for this.
就像是梦想成真了一样 It's a dream come true.
现在我们开始学习西班牙语吧 Now let's study some spanish.
这篇课文里 我们列举词形变化 So for the essay, we conjugate...
列出词形 结婚[形近词]旅行 Conjugate. Conjugal visit!
好冷 Lame.
好吧 下一话题 下一话题 Okay, stick and move. stick and move.
好吧 这部分课文 Okay, so for the essay portion...
安妮有一部分课文 Annie got an essay portion,
安妮要终日扭动她那 Annie gonna move her luscious fanny
性感肥臀 all day long
巴迪还会唱歌啊 同志们 Hey, Buddy can sing, you guys.
真不错 Wow, that's great.
安妮年纪还小 不要给她贴上性感标签 Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry. Whoa!
好吧 这样吧 Okay, look, I... you know what,
这是你们的学习小组 it's your study group,
我不知道你们有没有发现 and I don't know if you perceive it
有些地方还有提高的空间 as something that could be improved.
我有一些主意 But I do have some ideas.
这就是一个 嘣 Here's the one right here. Boom.
我在想 作为一个小组 I was thinking, as a group,
我们可以从说"加油 姐们儿"开始 We could start saying, "you go, girl".
不是像那样 Not in a way that's, you know.
觉得自己很酷的说"加油 姐们儿" Oh, I'm so cool saying "you go, girl".
而是要用一种抛媚眼的姿态来说 But in a way that we're kinda winking at it.
总之 你们需要我这个机灵的肥仔 Bottom line, you guys need a chubby, agile guy.
有人看过《百活战警》吗 Did anyone see Paul Blart Marl Co...
《百货战警》[09年喜剧电影] Paul Blart: Mall Cop
我就像那主角 I'm like that, okay?
我很胖但很有体格 懂吗 I'm fat and I'm... physical, okay?
我很壮的 我会踢腿 And I'm strong, hmm? And I can kick.
抱歉 老兄 Dude, sorry.
-杰夫 杰夫 -没事 没事 - Jeff, Jeff... - No, No, it's fine, it's fine.
只是一点鼻血 It's just a little nosebleed.
天气干燥的时候 I get 'em when it's dry
或是被踢到脸的时候就会流鼻血 and when my face gets kicked.
我去拿些纸巾来 I'll get some paper towels.
先前谁说要召开一个 Did someone say something about a meeting
决定入组成员资格的会议 to discuss member policy?
我想大家都很清楚 Well, I think it's obvious to everyone
巴迪有点神经兮兮的 that this Buddy fellow has a few froot loops loose.
所以无论用什么方法踢走他 So I think no matter what we do,
面子工作都要做得漂亮谨慎 we gotta do it with grace and caution.
T恤：退休老屁虫
我认为我们应该接受巴迪 I say we keep Buddy in the group.
什么 What?
我仔细想了很久 I've given it a lot of thought,
老实说 我喜欢他坦率的做事方式 and frankly I like his in-your-face style.
他的高踢腿总是浮现我眼前 I can't stop thinking about his high kick.
他的身段还有灵活性让人目眩神迷 His ratio of girth to hip flexibility is mesmerizing.
我喜欢他提议用讽刺意味说"加油 姐们儿" I like his idea of ironically saying "you go, girl".
-加油 姐们儿 -加油 姐们儿 - You go, girl. - You go, girl.
踢的高就可以加入这个组了吗 Wait, so you kick high enough and you get in the group?
如果我们要加人 If we're going to add people,
我建议考虑一下我的朋友加里 I really think we should consider my friend Gary.
抱歉 雪瑞 I'm sorry, shirley,
你的朋友加里闷到死 your friend Gary is so boring.
他在芬兰长大 没有美式幽默感 He was raised in Finland. He doesn't get our humor.
如果每个能哼两首儿的抽着大麻的 Well, if we're gonna add a chair for every bong-ripping
花花公子都能入组的话 good-time charlie with a song in his heart,
我建议制定一些入组必受挑战及羞辱 I move we institute hazing.
在汤姆·乌尔夫所写的《太空英雄》中 Well, in "The Right Stuff", the novel by Tom Wolfe--
这就是我们要注入新鲜血液的原因 This is why we need new blood.
我厌倦了你对流行文化的旁征博引 I'm so bored of your pop culture references
还有你穿起来像是香烟腿般的牛仔裤 and your cigarette-legged jeans.
我朋友加里只穿宽松的牛仔裤 My friend Gary wears nothing but loose-fitting jeans.
加里绝无机会 他天生一个扫兴鬼 Gary is off the table. He is a buzz kill.
他是在没阳光照耀的地方长大的 He grew up in a land without sun!
你为什么不喜欢我的铅笔裤 Why don't you like my tight jeans?
投票吧 Take a vote.
他们也许都会同意他的加入 They'll probably vote him in.
他们不会的 They won't.
大伙儿 我们投票决定吧 Guys, guys, let's take a vote.
匿名投票 每个人都捂上眼睛 Secret vote. Everybody cover your eyes.
这样我们就不可能知道结果了 We won't know the result.
大声地说出自己的选择 Well, say your vote out loud.
我们都听得出其他人的声音 We'll know each other's voices.
特洛伊说到点上了[明明是雪瑞说的] Troy's got a point.
我的天啊 Holy crap. Wow.
这里写着 西雅图有个人发了疯 It says here some guy in Seattle went nuts
用敲肉锤杀死了他驾校班上所有的同学 and killed his entire driver's ed class with a meat tenderizer.
惨绝人寰 我们都得小心一点 Oh, no. We have to be careful.
那好 我数到三 Okay... on the count of three,
不想让巴迪加入的 请举手 everybody who wants to keep Buddy out, raise your hand.
西雅图用敲肉锤的人 是你编出来的吧 You lied about the guy in Seattle with the meat tenderizer.
你私底下操纵着投票 You put your thumb on the scale.
你笑着去做这件事 But you did it with a smile,
并且你这样做是为了继续保持微笑 and you did it so you could keep smiling.
你是百分百的鹰眼 You're hawkeye.
巴迪走了 保持小组原样更容易 And with Buddy gone, staying that way will be a lot easier.
我不是种族歧视者 I am not racist!
我只有20分钟去通知大家 I had 20 minutes to let people know
唐妮·布莱斯通要提前开唱 that Toni Braxton was starting early.
而我的信息限额只剩273条 And 273 text messages left
多发的就要收三倍费用 before my rate tripled.
种族分流或许不对 Racial profiling may not be right,
但却更具有经济效益 but it can be economical.
院长 告诉我 我在文章中提到你时 Tell me, Dean, when I refer to you in my article,
是写"傻瓜"好 还是"渎职"好 would you prefer "imbecile" or "incompetent?"
"渎职"比较好 但我真正想要的 I prefer "incompetent", but what I really want...
你想要什么一点都不重要 It doesn't matter what you want.
人们想知道的是事实 我得告诉他们 The people want the truth. I have to give it to them.
我不会让任何人挡我的道 and I won't let anyone stand in my way.
对不起 让一下 Excuse me.
-好的 -谢谢了 - Okay. - Thank you.
杰夫瑞 我是世界上最不种族歧视的人了 Jeffrey, I am the least racist person in the world.
我六岁时 最好的朋友就是个黑人 My best friend when I was six years old was a black man.
我已经吸取教训了 信息量也换成无限额的了 Look, I've learned my lesson. I've got unlimit now.
如果她那么写了 我会失去这份工作的 But if she runs that story, I will lose this job.
这份工作就是我的生命啊 And this job is my life.
她听你的 She listens to you.
下次我们一起出去玩的时候 Well, next time we're both hanging out having fun,
我会帮她找找这个事件中的笑料 I could try cracking wise about it with her.
你想怎样就怎样吧 You do what you think is right.
-够了 -好吧 - That's enough. - Okay.
我想说 这又不是水门事件 I'm just saying it's not exactly Watergate.
我是说 你一向觉得院长不错 I mean, you like the Dean.
他一直努力帮你转校 He's trying to help you transfer.
是的 这次他也许就成功了 Yeah, and this time he might succeed.
如果这篇文章发表了 If this article breaks out,
我就可以申请新闻奖学金 I can apply for journalism scholarships.
当我成了作家 就不会有人介意 Nobody will care about my time in rehab
我曾经在戒毒中心待过 if they think I'm a writer.
安妮 作为一名负责任的朋友 Annie, as your upbeat friend,
我必须提醒你 这件事情就让它过去吧 I gotta say let this go.
杰夫 这里是格林德尔 This is Greendale, Jeff.
我们可以随心所欲 We can do whatever we want.
对不起 对不起 我他妈的对不起你 Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so damn sorry.
对不起 对不起 对不起 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
难道没人告诉巴迪他被驱逐了吗 Didn't anyone tell Buddy he was out?
我们以为你会告诉他的 I guess we thought you would.
先生 女士 Milord, milady.
你们错过了我的道歉歌 You missed my apology song.
我晚点会转告他们 Yeah, I'll tell 'em about it later.
杰夫 Jeff...
我为那天的事向你道歉 I am so sorry about the other day.
巴迪 Buddy,
我们昨天进行了投票 yesterday the group took a vote.
你看似知道了投票的结果 And you seem to have figured out the rest of it.
是因为高踢腿吗 Was it the high kick?
还是因为"加油 姐们儿"呢 Was it "you go, girl"?
你们认为自己很酷 Oh, you guys think you're so cool.
没有 我们一点也不觉得自己酷 No, we don't think we're cool at all.
只有一点点而已 A little bit.
我把自己完完全全的奉献给了这个组织 I put myself out there for you!
把灵魂赤裸裸的呈现在你们面前 I laid my soul bare!
亲手为你们烤制了加鸡蛋的柠檬蛋糕 I made you guys lemon squares with free-range eggs
鸡蛋还不是笼子养的鸡下的 that I baked with my own hands.
也许下次该少放点糖 Maybe a little less sugar next time.
我不会离开的 Well, I'm not leaving.
拜托 像我一样 放轻松 走吧 Oh, come on. Be relaxed, like me. Leave.
你看起来一点都不轻松 You're not relaxed.
你是一个紧张兮兮的扯线玩偶师 You're an uptight puppet master,
他们都是你的扯线玩偶 and these are all your little puppets.
巴迪 理性点 离开吧 Buddy, just be reasonable and go.
你奈我何 希特勒 Make me... Hitler.
好吧 既然巴迪固执己见 Okay, so since Buddy's not leaving,
我们小组学习的时候就视他为空气 he'll just be the person who we wish wasn't here while we study.
这就是希特勒的安排 我们开始吧 Try getting that deal from Hitler. Shall we?
T恤：男人糖[意为深得女人欢心]
-我要和你们一起学习 -没门儿 - I'm studying with you. - No, you're not.
-大家都合上书 -好 - Everyone stop studying. - Okay.
你不是我们小组的 You're not in the group.
那只能请你们另择佳处了 Okay, then go study somewhere else.
你好 我的朋友 Hola, mi amigo.
请问怎么去图书馆 Donde estas la bibliota?
你好 我的朋友 Hola, mi amigo.
请问怎么去餐馆 Donde estas la restaurante?
不要 不要啊 No, no. no, no, no, no!
俺要学西班牙语啦 No, I want to study Spanish!
放手 No!
不要啊 Noooooooooo!
我恨你 Ah, I hate you!
我讨厌你们小组 讨厌死了 I hate your study group! I hate it!
你们逊毙了 You suck! aah...
我恨你们 I hate you!
不准写进新闻稿 听见没 And you are not running that story!
-凭什么啊 -这是我的命令 - Why not? - Because I said so!
对于我的处理方式你们有异议吗 Does anybody have a problem with how that was handled?
杰夫 换了我也会这么做 It's exactly the way I would have done it, Jeff.
阿布蒂 你就别哄我了 Who are you kidding, Abed?
我刚把一个裤子被脱了 I just dragged a screaming, crying man
还大哭大闹的男人拖出了图书馆 out of a library with his pants down.
不 鹰眼才配喝马天尼酒 No. Martinis are for Hawkeyes.
我还是上学期那个爆脾气的烂人 I'm the same uptight jerk I was last semester.
杰夫 你最喜欢《风流医生俏护士》中的哪一集 Jeff, what's your favorite episode of "M*A*S*H"?
军队来了的那一集 The one with, uh, the army.
我也这么觉得 That's what I thought.
如果你真有看过这部剧 If you'd ever actually seen the show,
你就会知道鹰眼不只是睡睡护士喝喝马天尼 you'd know that Hawkeye doesn't just bed nurses and drink martinis.
他也会被喷一脸的血 He also had blood sprayed on his face
飞机来时医嘱就用吼的 and barked orders when the choppers came in.
不然就有人会死 If he didn't, people died.
他是一个阿头 杰夫 你也是 He was a leader, Jeff. That's your job.
当头儿对我有什么好处 Yeah, what's in it for me?
安妮 抱歉我吼了你 Annie, I'm sorry that I yelled.
我很高兴你那么做了 I'm glad you did.
在看到你大发雷霆之后 It didn't even really occur to me what I was doing
我才意识到自己在做什么 until I saw how upset you were.
我不想成为你抓狂的原因 And I never want to be the reason you're mad
因为 你是杰夫·翁格啊 because... you're Jeff Winger.
所以 谢谢你 So... thanks...
抓狂了 for getting mad.
没什么啦 Well, it was nothing.
这也算是好处了 是吧 I guess that's the upside, isn't it?
谢谢 雷达 Thank you... Radar.
你让我开心得都憋不住尿了 Ooh, you made me so happy I just peed a little.
我觉得武力并不能是 I don't think violence is the answer
解决巴迪这件事的办法 when we make decisions about...
大家好啊 Hi, guys.
你好 巴迪 不好意思 Hi, Buddy. Can you, um...
我们要回避 excuse us...
一个跟踪狂 for one... crazy stalker?
听着 Listen up.
我们人数多 六个打一个 We outnumber this guy six to one.
安妮 你亮胸部诱惑他打头阵 Annie, you flash your breasts as a decoy for the bum rush.
-皮尔斯 -别生气嘛 - Pierce! - Don't be upset.
我没选你是因为你的胸已经青春不再了 I didn't pick you as a decoy 'cause your breasts are so old.
他怎么还有胆来 你好 Why is he even here? Hello.
我邀请他来的 I invited him.
巴迪最大的过错就是觉得我们很酷 Buddy's crime is thinking we're cool.
但我能理解 But I get it.
如果我是他 I mean, if I were him,
无法结识你们 and I missed out on you guys,
我也会一直坐在西班牙语课堂上 I'd be sitting in that classroom,
仰望你们 仰慕你们 watching, wondering.
所以 我怎么能阻止别人结识 So how can I exclude someone from something
我有幸结识的人呢 that I'm so lucky to have?
依我看就让他进小组吧 I say we let him in.
你好 巴迪 Hi, Buddy.
欢迎加入我们小组 Welcome to the group.
好耶 Oh, yes!
你们不会后悔的 You will not regret this.
他在那儿呢 There he is.
-巴迪 -什么 - Hey, buddy. - Hmm?
我们小组考虑了一下你的话 The group thought about what you said.
你通过了我们的投票 We took a vote, and you're in.
怎么可能 我进了酷炫一族了 Oh, no way! I'm in the Cool Group?
瞧瞧他呀 就像圣诞老人刚光临了他家 Look at him. It's like christmas morning for the guy.
欢迎 Welcome.
这可真 Oh...this is...
这可真是尴尬 Oh, this is awkward.
你们是我的保底备胎 You guys were my safe date.
巴迪 你用不着担心他们 Hey, Buddy, you don't have to worry about them.
你是我们的人了 来吧 You're with us now. Come on.
-我最爱看他踢腿了 -太棒了 - I love the kicks. - He's amazing!
这个踢腿太绝了 The kicks are the best.
他就是有那种特质 He's just got that kind of...
就像他这样的人 You know when some people have it...
所以说 女士们先生们 And that, ladies and gentlemen,
这就是我赞成他入组的原因 is why I voted to keep him.
其实组里多加一个人 It would have been nice to have
也挺不错的 another person in the group.
我给加里打电话去 I'll call Gary.
这上面写你们想组队加入我们 So it says here you want to join as a twosome.
我不觉得很有卖点啊 I don't see that as a selling point.
我俩是天作之合 We work really well together.
再来一段饶舌给哥听听 Let me hear that rap thing of yours again.
我会和其他组员讨论的 I'm gonna talk it over with the others.
-太好了 劳您费心了 -你们这些叛徒 - Cool. Thanks for your time. - You traitors!
我为你们的不忠感到汗颜 I'm appalled at your lack of loyalty!
赶紧夹尾巴逃吧 Yeah, you better run.
您决定好了吗 Have you decided?
我们看过带子了 不怎么样 We saw your tape. We're passing.
我不大上镜啦 我给您现场一个 I don't pop on video. Let me do the song in person.
摆脱布雷塔 *Getting rid of Britta*
摆脱那个贱货 *Getting rid of the B*
她是个他妈的贱货 *She's a GDB*
她是个坏坏的贱货 *She's a no-good B*