在我们开始之前 Before we start,
我想先做一个预备仪式 I'd like to have a preliminary powwow,
或者说是预备式 是关于我称之为 or prelimi-wow, about what I'm calling
图书馆后门之谜的事 our library's backdoor conundrum.
感觉像凯特·温丝莱特[奥斯卡影后]去演色情片了 Sounds like a porno with Kate Winslet.
阿布蒂 你恶心死了 Abed, ew.
外面的门五点就关了 The door outsaid is locked at 5:00,
这就意味着我们中大多数人都要绕远道 which means that most of us have to walk all the way around.
如果我们能将小组活动提前到四点半 Now if we move our community to 4:30...
-不行 -不可以 - No. - No.
我那个时段有课要上 I have a regular class at that time.
就是像数学课或是其他常规课 It's like math or other regular classes.
我也有些犄角旮旯的事情 无法改时 I have something unimportant that can't ever move.
要不我们选一个人去后门守着 Well, maybe one of us could stand by the back door,
然后放其他人进来 and let the rest in?
-我提名皮尔斯 -他在哪儿 - I nominate Pierce. - Where is he?
我一整天都没见他 I have not seen him around all day.
我也是 I haven't either.
-那有谁给他打电话了吗 -我打了 - Well, has anyone called him? - I did.
打了好几次呢 但是他一次都没回 Several times, actually, but he never returned my calls.
不是吧 Oh, no!
我对他说的最后一句话居然是"死远点" Oh, the last thing I said to him was "suck it".
-我也是 -早上好呀 - Me too. - Good morning.
太好了 Yes!
谢天谢地 Thank god.
你们以为我死翘翘了 是吧 You thought I was dead, didn't you?
-才不是啦 -是的 - No... - I did.
担心我翘辫子 完全就是剥夺我的男子气概 You people have any idea how emasculating that is?
我又不是米基·鲁尼[演艺界常青树] I'm not Mickey Rooney.
你们不必手指交叉[祈祷好运]期盼我总来露面 You don't have to cross your fingers to see if I'll show up.
当我30岁时 You know, when I was 30,
大伙儿常兜头盖脸地让我去死 people used to wish that I was dead to my face!
那才叫尊重 That's called respect.
这是哪个走运的褐发美女啊 Who is the lucky brunette?
姓少管 名闲事 Last name beeswax, first name none-a-ya.
我第三任老婆是个黑白混血 Oh, my third wife was biracial.
-快住手 -我可是帮你摆脱麻烦 - Stop it! - I am just trying to help
要是你下一个相好看到了怎么办 keep you out of trouble. What if the next girl saw these?
那她就会知道这头发是她自个儿掉的 Well, then she would know it was hers.
杰夫 Jeff!
你居然跟一个你已经睡过了的女人上床 You're sleeping with a woman you already slept with?
我就不能变成这个小组中 Can't I be the friend in the group
对隐私有所保留的代表性人物吗 whose trademark is his well-defined boundaries.
像是"密密"[蓝精灵] 谨慎熊[妙妙熊] 或是 Like privacy smurf, discreet bear or...
[以下三者均对团体人物以特性命名 如蓝精灵聪聪 高贵辣妹]
保密辣妹[辣妹组合]什么的 confidentiality spice?
但是如果你喜欢她 为什么要对她的身份保密呢 But if you like her, why would you want to keep her a secret?
你不想让我们见到她吗 Don't you want us to meet her?
我们一致同意保持低调 We have an agreement to keep it low-key.
太扯了 很显然 是个爷儿们 That's ridiculous. Obviously, it's a guy.
你错了 皮尔斯 是俩爷儿们 You're wrong, Pierce. It's two guys.
有时我真挺希望你赶紧死翘翘 Sometimes I do wish you were dead.
谢谢你这么尊重我 Thank you.
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《废柴联盟》 第一季 第十四集
你好啊 哥儿们 What's up, man?
近来如何 杰仔 Hey, what's up, J-dog?
咋样了 咋样了 What's up man? What's up?
抱歉我来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
请站位 六七八... Step in the place. Six, seven eight and...
斯莱特教授 快速抢答 Professor Slater, quick question.
你知道答案的 翁格先生 You know the answer, Mr. Winger.
我不会和学生约会的 I don't date students,
即使你已经不上我的统计学课了 even if you are no longer in my statistics class.
其实我现在已经和某人约会了 I'm actually kind of seeing someone right now,
-托您洪福 -真得吗 进展如何啊 - thank you very much. - Really? How's that going?
至今很顺利 她既聪明又漂亮 Fine for now. She's smart and pretty.
但有时候吧 我觉得她在等着我 But sometimes I feel like she's just waiting for me
闭嘴然后脱我裤子 to stop talking and take off my pants.
正确 She is.
我从来没玩过地下情 I've never been someone's dirty little secret.
我也从来没体验过 I've never had a dirty little secret.
这不是专业教授所为 It's so unprofessional.
但地下情的确让性趣上升了38% But the sneaking does make the sex 38% hotter.
你是个很专业的统计学教授 Wow, you do like statistics, don't you?
-期中考试还有别的什么的 -粉笔 - Hey, midterms and whatever. - Chalk.
斯莱特教授 这是你要的成绩单 Professor Slater, there's that transcript you wanted.
杰夫 真没想到在这里见到你 Jeff, I didn't expect to see you here.
希望 我没有 打扰到你们 Hopefully, I'm not... interrupting.
但是 笑归笑 事实是 You know, we laugh... but the fact is,
师生恋就像耗子一样通街有 student/teacher relationships do happen,
而法律诉讼就像猫一样跟在后面 and they are a magnet for lawsuits.
所以我们要保持警惕 So we do stay vigilant.
事实上 相貌出众的学生和教员 In fact, physically attractive students and faculty
都被列到监察名单中了 are actually placed on a watch list,
而且根据他们煽风点火的潜力 and are ranked by their potential
进行了分级排名 to incite fraternization.
你居然根据性感程度给别人分级 You rank people by how hot they are?
没错 二号性感男 You got it... number two.
-派尔顿院长 -七号诱人教授 斯莱特 - Dean Pelton. - Yes, Professor Seven... Uh, Slater.
-这个我明天还给你 -没问题 - I'll return this tomorrow. - Okay, then.
你俩现在需要特别小心了 You guys be extra careful now.
两个像你们这种等级的人在这小房间里 Two people of your rankings in this small a room...
灯光摇曳 壮硕胸肌 with this type of lighting and his upper body,
高跟袭人 裙边撩情 and what her heels and hemline are doing
这些无疑是为身为上帝宠儿的你们 锦上添花 to enhance what were already quite a few favors from god...
总之我们要更加举止高雅 It's all the more important to keep it tasteful.
-我想他已经毁了... -性趣了 - I think he might have ruined... - It's dead.
五六七八 手臂 头 定格 Five six seven eight. Arms, heads, and pose!
我已经等不及要看舞蹈表演会了 Oh, I can't wait for the recital.
你们都太出色了 特别是你 特洛伊 You are all wonderful, especially you, Troy.
谢谢你 勒克莱尔夫人 Thank you, Madame Leclair.
你们中谁敢把我跳舞的事传出去 And if any of you mention my dancing outside of class,
我就先会折断你们的腿 I will break off your legs,
然后用断腿去砸烂你朋友的车 and use them to smash in your friends' cars.
-我的老天爷啊 -我的老天爷啊 - Oh, my god! - Oh, my god!
特洛伊 你什么时候开始学现代舞的 Troy, since when have you taken modern dance?
从上个学期 Since last semester.
教练告诉我这有助于我的身体协调性 Coach told me it would help with my coordination,
然后我就爱上它了 毫无"基"情地爱上 and I fell in love with it, in a very straight way.
我知道这会诱使你偷看 I know it's tempting to sneak a peek,
但我需要你的眼睛往上看 but I'm gonna need for you to keep your eyes up here!
天啊 我真不该把你当成肤浅的运动员 God, I should have never dismissed you as a shallow jock.
但是 我们相处的时间真得不够多啊 Then again, we haven't really spent that much time together.
那是因为你不玩橄榄球 That's because you don't play football
或是享乐 or have fun.
我跳踢踏舞就是享乐啊 I have fun tap-dancing.
我也是上学期开始学的 I started last semester too.
我一直想学跳舞 It was always something that I wanted to do,
但感觉太尴尬了 所以一直没敢告诉别人 but it was too embarrassing, so I never told anyone.
我也是啊 Same here.
布雷塔 Britta...
这事儿得神不知鬼不觉 nobody can know about this.
特洛伊 我们何必要隐瞒呢 Troy, who are we kidding?
我们跳起舞来浑然忘我激情四射 Look at how much time and energy we're putting
但偏要费牛劲儿把这事藏着掖着 into hiding something that we're passionate about.
我们简直就像有双重身份一样 We are leading a double life.
我还费了一大笔银子置办易脱服装 I am spending a lot of money on breakaway clothing.
我们应把这次视为坦白的机会 We should look at this as an opportunity to come clean.
你要告诉小组 还要拖我下水 Are you saying we tell the group, together?
我们可以请他们来看周五的舞蹈表演 We could invite them to the dance recital on Friday.
这个 不好说 Man, I don't know.
容我想想 Let me think about it.
好吧 我们一起坦白吧 Okay, let's do this.
抱歉 Sorry.
翁格先生 你能来我办公室一趟吗 Mr. winger, would you come to my office?
我们的关系还没发生完 We never finished our intercourse.
现在是我的小组学习时间 I have study group right now,
并且 发生关系就是指性关系 and nobody uses intercourse to mean anything other than sex.
这是面玻璃墙 This is a wall of windows.
我整个小组的人都在后面 My study group's behind it.
我知道 I know.
只要我们唇齿相碰 百叶窗徐徐拉开 As soon as we touch, the blinds will open,
六个很烦人但很可爱的超能英雄[英剧《超能少年》] and six annoying but loveable "Misfits"
就会目光炯炯地盯着咱俩 will be staring at us.
拜托 这机率能有多大 Come on, what are the odds?
好吧 Fine.
感觉不错吧 Now, was that so bad?
能开下后门吗 Could you open the back door?
大家都记得蜜雪儿·斯莱特吧 You all remember Michelle Slater,
她是我上学期的统计学教授 my professor from last semester?
现在你们大多数人可能猜到了 As most of you may realize by now,
她就是最近我约会的女士 she's the woman I've been seeing lately.
他们干嘛像看动物园的动物一样看我 Why are they looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?
杰夫就像是我们组的爹一样 所以从情感层面分析 Well, Jeff acts as sort of the dad of the group, so emotionally
这等于告诉我们 你就是我们的娘亲 this is kind of like being told that you're our new mom.
但你清楚我不是 对吧 But you know it's nothing like that, right?
当然 你会做意式通心粉吗 Absolutely. Do you cook macaroni?
-会 -意式通心粉是我的最爱 - I have. - Macaroni's my favorite.
关键是大家都得搞清楚 The important thing is we all understand
斯莱特教授和我希望地下情能继续 Professor Slater and I need this to be our little secret.
都明白了吧 Everyone understand that?
明白 Sure.
看到了吧 万事大吉 See? All good.
多谢各位 我真是感激不尽 Well, thank you, everyone. I appreciate it.
我该走了 I should get going.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
杰夫 Well, Jeff,
你小子可真是对扫除师生间的藩篱 you've taken a big step in knocking down the barriers
贡献卓越啊 between students and teachers...
就像罗莎·帕克思 Just like Rosa Parks.
[拒向白人让座而引发民权运动的黑人女性]
-这区别大了吧 -像啊 简直是如出一辙 - I don't think it's like that. - No, it's just like that.
我解释给你听 不一样就是不一样 I feel if you need to explain it, it's not just like that.
你心里还能承受得了吧 Is your heart gonna be okay with this?
我会寻觅良方来抚慰我心中的伤痛 I will try to find the tools to survive.
那就好 Okay.
各位 说到地下式 Hey, everybody, speaking of secrets,
特洛伊和我也有件事要告诉你们 Troy and I have something that we would like to announce.
我们没有地下情 周五有个舞蹈表演会 No. No. There's a dance recital on Friday,
不知是否有幸请各位大驾光临 and I would be honored if you guys would attend,
因为从上学期开始 我... because since last semester, I...
一直在上踢踏舞课 have been taking a tap class.
真是好...好笑啊 That's... f... funny.
我不觉得有多好笑 Well, I don't know how funny it is.
我们又不是在笑你 Come on... we're not making fun of you.
但很显然 你之所以一直保密 But obviously, you kept it a secret
-就因为你也觉得这挺讽刺的 -讽刺? - because you saw the irony too. - Irony?
你不是那种典型柔弱妩媚的人 Well, you're not a typically vulnerable or feminine person,
而跳舞恰恰被视作柔弱妩媚的表现 and the act of dancing is considered both vulnerable and feminine.
我可不这么想 I disagree.
你怎么不说弗雷德·阿斯泰尔?[美国歌舞片之王] What about Fred Astaire?
还有巴瑞辛尼科夫?[俄籍男芭蕾舞蹈家] What about Baryshnikov?
这个嘛 Yeah, I guess.
总有人不受常理所限 There are exceptions to the rule,
但就算是杰瑞·迈斯 在《与星共舞》里[真人秀] but even when Jerry Rice went on "Dancing with the stars"...
杰瑞·迈斯[橄榄球明星] Jerry Rice?
我的天 我那时爱死他了 Oh, god. I liked him.
特洛伊? Troy?
你有什么小秘密 What... what's your secret?
我 我的秘密 M... my secret...
就是... is that...
我知道布雷塔的秘密 I knew Britta's secret.
她一身舞装被我撞见 I saw her in her dance outfit,
她那样子真是呆傻绝顶 and she looked ridiculous.
所以我帮她保持形象 So I helped her protect her shame.
很高兴现在她能"投案自首" You know, I'm just glad she's out now.
-干得好 布雷塔 -谢谢 - Bravo, Britta. - Thanks.
翁格先生 可找到你了 Mr. Winger, there you are.
我刚获悉你和斯莱特教授 Just got word of your relationship
关系非同一般 with Professor Slater.
半小时后请你们俩到我办公室走一趟 I'd like to see both of you in my office in half an hour.
什么 你们谁都没离开过啊 What the... none of you left the room.
怎么可能有人知道 How is that even possible?
告诉你 微博上已经到处可见了 Well, for one thing, it's all over Twitter.
布雷塔穿芭蕾裙 你能想像出是啥样吗 Britta in a tutu... can you imagine?
你搞什么鬼 Hey. What the hell?
我们俩不是要一起跟小组坦白吗 I thought we were supposed to come out to the group together.
对 但我改主意了 Yeah. I changed my mind.
在表演会上你可就藏不住马脚 Well, they're gonna find out that you dance at the recital.
我不参加表演会了 I'm not gonna be in the recital.
-我退课 -我的天啊 - I'm dropping the class. - Oh, my god.
你怎么能这样对我 我对你太失望了 How can you do this to me? I'm so disappointed in you.
别用这种口气跟我说话 Hey, you don't get to talk to me like that.
你又不是雪瑞 You are not Shirley!
雪瑞她也不是我妈 And shirley's not my mom.
布雷塔 咱们这两只蚂蚱没栓在一根绳上 Britta, it's not like we were in the same boat.
姑娘们跳舞理所当然 Girls are supposed to dance.
上帝给你们装一对能随意摆动的零件是有原因的 That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.
但我跳就是从英明神武的四分卫 But I'd be going from starting quarterback
沦落到穿紧身衣转圈儿 to a guy that twirls around in tights.
要是上了舞台 我丢人丢的更大 I've got way more to lose getting up on that stage.
-因为我是个爷们儿 -很好 你猜怎么着 - Because I'm a man. - Well, guess what?
一个纯爷们儿不会抛弃他的朋友 A real man doesn't bail on his friends
或是他自己 or on himself.
你是个舞者 特洛伊 这才是真正的你 You're a dancer, Troy. It's who you are.
不再是了 Not anymore.
借过一下 Excuse me.
出来呀 Come on.
因为杰夫烦心吗 Upset about Jeff?
不是 我是因为 No. I am upset about...
一些我不能讲的事情而烦心 something I can't talk about.
我们可是无话不谈哦 We can talk about anything...
政治 医疗 杰夫 Politics, medicine, Jeff.
那你有没有听说过都灵裹尸布[传说中裹过耶稣尸体的布] Okay. Uh, did you hear that the shroud of Turin...
说到杰夫的事情 Here's the thing about Jeff.
追求你让他变成一个更优秀的人 Chasing after you made him a better person
因为你总是要求来要求去 because you always called him on his stuff.
一直以来 你把他撩拨得热情高涨 All this time, you've been warming him up
时不时的再给点甜头 让他正合你味口 and stirring in sweetener and making him just right.
当然啦 你还不想一口咬下去 And, sure, you weren't ready to take a sip yet,
但这并不意味着你愿意 让别人横刀夺爱 but that didn't mean you want somebody to snatch him off the counter
然后当着你的面把他一口吃掉 and guzzle him down right in front of you.
雪瑞 我没有撩拨杰夫 Shirley, I did not warm Jeff up.
也没人会这样 Nobody ever will.
你觉得斯莱特教授现在能收到花吗 Do you think Professor Slater is getting flowers right now?
你觉得他们会十指紧扣地去看电影吗 Do you think that they are gonna go to the movies and hold hands?
会去见家长吗 不会 Visit her parents? No.
唯一让他们交往的动力 就是地下恋带来的激情 The only thing keeping them going was the thrill of the secrecy.
而现在恋情公开 肯定分手 信我吧 And now that it is out, it is over, believe me.
那我能问一句吗 Can... can I just ask
以一个黑人离婚家庭主妇的身份 as a divorced black housewife...
当一个白人光棍懒汉到底哪里 What part of being a single white slacker
使你们这帮人神憎鬼厌的 makes you people so jaded?
"你们这帮人" Ooh! You people?
你啥意思 "你们这帮人" What do you mean, you people?
真不敢相信我能说这种话 I cannot believe I got to say that.
不值一提 对吧 It's the little things, isn't it?
那么 既然现在你们的地下情曝光了 Okay, well, now that your secret is out there,
我会根据这个师生恋表格 跟你们进行谈话 I'm just gonna talk you through this teacher/student relationship form,
进而帮助你们走上幸福的康庄大道 and then we can get you two on your very attractive way.
我们还没承认在搞对象呢 We haven't even admitted to being a couple.
实际上这都基于别人瞎传的流言 In fact, this is all based on hearsay,
比流言更离谱 皮尔斯在他微博上 worse than hearsay. Pierce's Twitter account,
还说他只有47岁呢 in which he says he's 47.
而且教授着一门只收女会员的普拉提课 And teaches a women's-only pilates class.
杰夫 没关系 地球人都知道了 Jeff, it's okay. It's out.
你知道吗 我不在意 And you know what? It doesn't bother me.
我很幸福 I'm happy.
真贴心 Sweet.
好的 第一个问题 Well... first question.
你们搞那个搞了多久啦 "How long have you been doing it?"
不是那个 Oh! Not it.
我的意思是搞 对象 I mean this... dating.
几周吧 A few weeks.
那 你俩搞那个多久了 And... how long have you been doing it?
我们不用回答这种事吧 We don't have to answer that.
现在 只是假设一下 Now... this is just hypothetical.
你们有没有考虑过 来一场3P销魂夜 Might you ever consider spending the night with a third person?
这上面不可能有这种问题 That's not on there!
居然真有 Wow, it's on there.
只是为你们拓宽选择面嘛 Just exploring your options, obviously.
你们没考虑过 我就先填"待定"吧[To Be Determined] No agenda. I'll put "TBD".
你们定义彼此的关系为男女朋友吗 Would you describe yourself as boyfriend and girlfriend?
是的 Yes.
-你什么意思 -情况不妙啊 - What? - Oh, boy.
只是个词语的定义而已 不是吗 It's semantics, really, isn't it?
过去的三周我们每晚都睡在一起 We've slept together every night for the last three weeks.
那你对我的定义到底是什么 How would you describe me?
海枯石烂永不变的好朋友 The best friend ever.
那么 Well, uh...
看来我对我俩下的定义完全错了 I guess I've had the wrong idea about us.
你知道吗 这样挺好 But you know what? This is good.
我可以及时抽身去约会一个 成年人 I'd be better off dating, um... an adult.
-回见 -蜜雪儿 - See you around. - Michelle.
我把分手表格拿出来 I'll get the break-up form.
男朋友的标签让我非常害怕 I got freaked out by that boyfriend label.
我 害怕做出承诺 I'm... afraid of commitment.
多么有"创意"的借口啊 How original.
事实本来就不讲究创意 Look, the biggest truths aren't original.
事实是蕃茄酱 是吉米·布鲁西[喜剧演员] Truth is ketchup. It's Jim Belushi.
不是用来让我们大吃一惊 Its job isn't to blow our minds,
就是让我们可以了解真相的 it's to be within reach.
所以事实就是 So the truth is...
一旦关系正式化我就会恐惧 I get claustrophobic when things get official.
你表现得好像我是捕蝇草[捕食昆虫的植物] You're acting like I'm a venus flytrap.
我满足于现状 没有过多要求 I didn't want or need more than what we were doing.
那我们各归原位 要我去关门吗 Let's get back to it. Should I get the door?
现在不行了 因为你退到朋友的位置了 I can't now, because you went to the friend place.
这是你对我们关系的正式定义 不是我 That's you getting official, not me.
因为除非你和那个卖午餐的大婶或是 Because unless there's something I need to know
你们西班牙语班上那个老是穿皮夹克 about the lunch lady or that blonde in your spanish class
的金发美女暗渡陈仓 with the infinite supply of leather jackets,
否则在我们进行第十次鱼水之欢时 somewhere between our 9th and 11th slumber party,
从统计学出发 statistically speaking,
大多数人会认为我们不止是朋友 most people would call us more than pals.
没错 但是一旦把关系挑明了 Yeah, but soon as you say it,
事情就会变的复杂又麻烦 it can get complicated and messy.
-为什么 -因为说出去的话 - How? - Because when you say it,
就是泼出去的水 覆水难收啊 later on, you might have to un-say it.
真够扯的 翁格 Whoopee flippin' ding, Winger.
男女承认相爱这种事一天要发生5千万次 It happens 50 million times a day.
用吉米·布鲁西来打个两性关系的比方 It's the Jim Belushi of sexual commitments.
本来没事 It barely means anything,
却总会弄得越来越复杂[参见剧集《听吉姆说》] and it grows on what's there over time.
那家伙真是让这番对话意味深长啊 Boy, that guy's really taking a pounding in this conversation.
回见 杰夫 I'll see you around, Jeff.
我真的挺喜欢我们在一起的感觉 I really liked what we were doing.
如果这段关系付出与回报的比例 And if the ratio of work to pleasure
能一直维持同样水准 can really stay at that same level,
我不在乎怎么定义咱俩的关系 I don't care what it's called.
我会接受 咱们搞对象吧 I'll do it. Let's do it.
好吧 Okay.
外面有一大群观众啊 Oh, that's a big crowd out there.
阿布蒂真能忽悠人来啊 Abed's really good at inviting people.
我们都在这儿支持你呢 We're all here to support you.
杰夫还带他女朋友来了呢 Jeff even brought his girlfriend.
大家都觉得她是他女朋友了吗 Oh. She's his girlfriend now?
真等不及要看杰夫知道时会怎么样 Can't wait till he hears about it.
他知道了 他们还在院长那里归档了呢 Oh, he knows. They even had to file paperwork with the Dean.
这次是玩真的了 咱们的小杰夫长大啦 It's pretty serious. Our little Jeff's growing up!
祝你演出成功 布雷塔 Break a leg, Britta.
我完全不知道接下来的事情你要怎么完成 I have no idea how someone could do what you're about to do.
我带了花生豆 谁想吃 I brought Goobers. Anybody want a Goober?
有的吃时赶紧吃 莫待无食空悲切 Get them while they're gooby!
表演开始了 Show Time.
这太离谱了 Well, this is already ridiculous.
二人之茶[即《鸳鸯茶》] 可那里有五个人啊 "Tea for two"? There... there're five people.
老天爷啊 Good lord.
她是个水壶还是个茶壶啊 Is she a water pot or a tea kettle?
你们觉不觉着茶让花都奄奄一息 Don't you think the flowers are dying from the tea?
你吵到大家了 Everyone can hear you.
布雷塔 Britta.
快浇水啊 Water it!
发生什么事了 What's going on?
太丢人了 So embarrassing.
剧情大逆转啊 Ooh! Plot twist.
放松 姐们儿 Easy, girl.
咱们继续 There we go.
多谢 Thank you!
弹点儿现代曲风的舞曲 Play something modern.
你上来干吗 What are you doing here?
做你的朋友 还有做纯爷们儿 Being a friend and a man.
他们不来电的 It's ok.
从文化的角度来说 难以接受 Culturally, it's unacceptable,
但是它的戏剧效果非同凡响 but it's theatrical dynamite!
太精彩啦 Bravo!
很好 Yeah, all right!
格林德尔 Greendale!
伙计们 你们太酷了 Hi, guys. That was really cool.
真希望我也会跳踢踏舞 I wish I knew how to tap-dance.
多谢夸奖 阿布蒂 这需要很努力练习呢 Well, thanks, Abed. It takes a lot of hard work,
不过你可以上个学习班 but you could always take a class.
还是不要了 Mm, pass.
特洛伊 Hey, Troy.
谢谢你 Thank you.
不 谢谢你 No, thank you.
你在上面哪是茶壶啊 整个一杯具 I mean, you looked so pathetic.
让我觉得跳上台救场显得无比爷们儿 You made going up there the most masculine option.
特洛伊 Troy!
你刚才做的太有勇气了 What you did up there really took guts.
让我刮目相看啊 I'm impressed.
多谢 皮尔斯 Thanks, Pierce.
有创意 世人都感受到了你的"基"情 And such a creative way to tell the world you're gay.
-你跳得真好啊 -谢谢 - Good job up there. - Thank you.
你的女伴呢 Where's your date?
她不想要我的亲笔签名吗 Didn't she want to get my autograph?
她正跟院长要张小条 Oh, she's getting a permission slip from the Dean
批准我和她一起回家 to allow us to drive home together.
我听说你俩现在确定关系啦 I heard you guys are official now.
是啊 我想是吧 Yeah, I guess.
你起了很大的作用 You actually had a big part in that.
我已经进步到能和女性做朋友 I mean, if I can handle having a girl for a friend,
那么我可以更进一步交个女朋友 who's to say I'm not ready for a girlfriend?
这真是太有道理了 祝你好运 Makes perfect sense. Break a leg.
鲜花 Flowers.
表演完都有献花 不是吗 Is that... that's what people do, right?
我本来想扔到台上去的 I was gonna throw them up on stage,
但又怕引起火灾 but I thought they might catch fire.
不 这样 挺好的 No, this is... this is good.
你可以直接给我 谢谢 You can hand them to me. Thank you.
-周一见 -再见 - See you monday. -Bye.
晚安了 各位 Good night, everybody.
五个字母 百老汇歌舞剧 Five letters... Broadway musical.
-《安妮》[1977年托尼奖得主] -六个字母 戳孔的意思 - "Annie". - Uh, six letters... to puncture.
皮尔斯[与戳孔同义] "Pierce".
首字母是B的净水器品牌 A water filter that starts with "b".
-布雷塔 -很好 - Brita. - Okay.
这有个难的 Here's a tough one, though.
-海伦[特洛伊之战就是为她打的] -特洛伊 - Uh, Helen of... - Troy.
真要命 你太强了 Oh, damn, you're good.
-多谢 -这个我都没听说过 - Thank you. - I never even heard of that last one.
兄弟演员之一 姓布里吉斯 名字是四个字母 One of the two brother actors. Bridges. Four letters.
我想想 布里吉斯 I know. Bridges.
-我不知道 -拜托 兄弟 - I don't know. - Come on, guys.
你们还没看出规律吗 Can't you see the pattern there?
没发现吗 是博 博·布里吉斯[艾美奖和金球奖双料得主] Can you see it? It's Beau... Beau Bridges!
[应该是博的弟弟杰夫 答案全是小组成员名字]
答案都是电视上演的东西 These are all things you can see on TV...
除了皮尔斯 那个是误导 Except for Pierce... That's a misdirect.
我喜欢这种误导 I love misdirects.
我喜欢《谋杀绿脚趾》[杰夫·布里吉斯主演] I love "The Big Lebowski".