真是难以置信 又到期末了 It's hard to believe, but finals are here.
我也知道这段时间比较难熬 And I know that during this stressful time,
广播里我的刺耳声音更是雪上加霜 my voice blaring over a P.A. can't help.
所以 在接下来的三天中 Which is why, for the next three days,
我们只播放温和的自然之声 you'll hear nothing but soothing sounds of nature.
首先 来一段潺潺溪水声 And to kick it off, here's a babbling brook.
如果我说这事儿荒唐透顶 Will anyone back me up if I say
不会又像上次说《阿凡达》一样被孤立吧 this is ridiculous or is it gonna be another "Avatar" situation?
我喜欢《阿凡达》 I love "Avatar".
算了 Okay!
不管放不放自然之声 Nature sounds or not,
我们肯定都会顺利通过西语期末考试 we're not gonna have any trouble passing our Spanish final.
我已经根据上课的录音 I've transcribed this semester's notes
整理出这学期的笔记了 from my digital recorder.
-你每节课都录音吗 -超级剧透 - You record every class? - Spoiler alert.
-你是说"超级秀逗"吧 -逗秀级超 - You mean "Nerd alert." - Alert nerd.
剧透就是 Here's a spoiler:
接下来三天我们要齐心协力复习 we're all gonna spend the next three days boning up.
顺利通过 然后开始西语103的学习 Then pass the exam and move on to Spanish 103.
这计划听起来不错 安妮 That sounds like a good ending, Annie,
不过西语103是怎么回事 except for the part where I take Spanish 103.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
学到西语102我就凑够语言学分了 Spanish 102 fills my language requirement.
我只是觉得我们是西语学习小组 I guess I just figured we're a Spanish study group
所以我们得继续一起学习西语 so we'd keep taking Spanish together.
我也是这么想的 That's what I thought too.
-我喜欢西语 -我也同意 - I like Spanish. - I'm in.
我时间很紧 四年内要修完学士的学分 I'm on a tight, four-year schedule to replace my bachelor's.
我才不要多修一门课 I'm not gonna take an extra class.
-西语本身比学分更重要 -我不觉得 - Spanish has value beyond credit. - Not really.
我知道楼下那家西语人家讨厌我 I know the family downstairs hates me.
可我一点也不好奇为啥 I don't need to understand why.
好吧 你一定要让我说出来吗 那我说好了 Okay, fine. You want me to say it? I'll say it.
我喜欢这个小组 我希望能继续下去 I like this group and I want it to stay together.
我知道你是酷哥 杰夫 Yeah, you be the cool guy, Jeff.
但下学期你感觉落单的时候 And next fall when that gets lonely,
记得去西语103课堂前排找我 I'll be in the front row of a Spanish 103.
周一到周五 早上六点 Monday through Friday, 6:00 am.
六点... Six...
接下来 蛐蛐歌唱 And now, crickets.
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《废柴联盟》 第一季 第二十四集
距离西班牙语期末考试 48小时
好吧 如果对下学期的西语103没兴趣 Okay, if we're not interested in Spanish 103 next year,
人类学怎么样 what about anthropology?
人类学 Anthropology.
研究人类[男人] The study of man.
研究我前夫一个就够我受的了 I'm still trying to forget what I learned about that subject.
坚强的姑娘 Go, girl.
自卖自夸 You just "Go girled" yourself.
-闭嘴 -看吧 很有趣的 - Shut up. - See, it's fun!
而且还是中午上课 中午哦 各位 And they have a class at noon. Noon, everybody.
你来么 来么 来么 来么 Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology?
安妮 我不是什么搞宏图伟业的人 Annie, I'm not big on planning ahead,
但2013年5月23日我有重要日程安排 but I have one unmovable appointment May 23, 2013.
要买飞天汽车吗 To buy a flying car?
我要在莫迪牛扒屋单独进餐 I have a table for one at Morty's steak house
庆祝我重回律师行业 where I will celebrate becoming a lawyer again,
但这前提是我要满负荷[有上大号之义] which can only happen if I take a full load.
别说 Don't.
每年都满负荷修课 A full load of classes every year.
这样任务才有可能完成 I can maybe make it until then.
我的课程表 可不能围着"永远的最好的朋友"打转 But not by building my schedule around BFFs.
可我们也会围着你转的 We'll build ours around yours.
安妮 你应该明白 Annie, you realize that we'll be friends
就算我们不一起上课也依然是朋友 whether or not we have a class together, right?
你当然这么觉得 布雷塔 Of course you think that, Britta.
光看名字就知道你父母生你时大麻抽多了 It's obvious from your name your parents smoked pot.
好了 你们说了这么久 All right, well, I haven't said a single word
我一个字都没插上 这是令人无法容忍的 in this entire conversation, and I find that outrageous.
-你们好 废柴们 -你好 - Hola, el losers. - Hola.
翁格 可以单独跟你说几句吗 Winger, may I have a word with you in private?
-好啊 -很好 - Sure. - Good.
明白了 这就走 Oh, yeah. Um, got it. Cool.
很好 过十分钟回来 Okay, come back in ten minutes.
有人问起的话 就说我让你们出去学习 And if anyone asks, I sent you to learn things.
皮尔斯 请关上门 And, Pierce, close the door, please.
谢谢 Gracias.
闪到门的另一边去 Other side of the door.
你沦落于此 是因为大学文凭是伪造的 对吧 So you're here because your college degree was fake, right?
还是说"精仿"比较好听 I prefer the term "Better than real", but yes.
问你两个问题 文凭哪儿弄的? Two questions. Where did you get it,
你能做到神不知鬼不觉么? 怎么做到? could you have prevented being caught, and how?
我也问一个 One question.
你分得清二和三么 Where did you learn to count questions
还有 你是想弄假文凭吗 and are you telling me you need a fake degree?
知道么 我高中的时候参加过乐队 You know, in high school, I was in a band.
我们本来可以火的 可世人还没准备好 We could've been huge, but the world wasn't ready
接受不了亚洲人玩儿键他 for an asian man on key-tar.
你真说的是"键他" Did you say "Key-tar"
还是乡村口音版的吉他 or did you just pronounce guitar like a hillbilly?
键他 就是像弹吉他一样弹的键盘 Key-tar. It's a keyboard you can play like a guitar.
你太老土了 兄弟 Get with the times, man.
总之 接下来就是 我已然32岁了 Anyway, next thing you know, I'm 32,
却还在杂货店里给人装东西 and I'm bagging groceries for, like,
加上小费也就一小时5块钱 5 bucks an hour plus tips.
震惊吧 Shocked?
晕了 莫非我还得付小费给装袋小工 Confused. I'm supposed to tip my bag boy?
所以我就做了件是人都会做的事 So I did what anyone would do.
我靠着在《芝麻街》里学的几个词[儿童节目] I faked my way into a job as a Spanish teacher
通过造假 谋了一个社区大学西语 at a community college relying on phrases
-教师的差使 -我的天 - from "Sesame Street". - Oh, my god.
你少来 翁格 Save the judgment, Winger, all right?
如果院长发现我是个假冒的老师 If the dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher,
你们的成绩就无效 your grades are invalid
你们都要重修这门课 and you'll all have to repeat this class.
-椅子的声音 -谢天谢地 - That was the chair. - Good.
是啊 Good.
根本解不出来 It's unsolvable.
等等 我忘了我的 Hold on. I forgot my--
你这是在干嘛 Hey. What the hell are you doing?
给我回来 给我回来 Hey! Hey, come back here! Come back here!
杰瑞 你看这个 Uh, Jerry, hey, Jerry, check this out.
这就是弥尔顿真正想要表达的[英国诗人] and that is what Milton was really saying.
好了 周二考试 下课 Okay, exams are on Tuesday. Class dismissed.
如果院长发现我是个假冒的老师 If the Dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher,
你们的成绩就无效 your grades are invalid,
你们都要重修这门课 and you'll all have to repeat this class.
如果院长发现我是个假冒的老师 If the Dean finds out that I'm not a real teacher,
你们的成绩就无效 your grades are invalid,
你们都要重修这门课 and you'll all have to repeat this class.
-椅子的声音 -是啊 - That was the chair. - Right.
距离西班牙语期末考试 24小时
大家好 Hi, everybody. Hi.
恐怕我有坏消息告诉你们 孩子们 I'm afraid I have some bad news for you, kids.
当然对岁数大的人也是个坏消息 Well, it's actually bad news for the older people as well.
昌老师已经离我们而去了 Senor Chang is no longer with us.
他不会又一次装死吧 Um, he's not faking his death again, is he?
我可不想再经历那种大起大落 Because I can't handle that roller coaster.
先是活着 死了我们都很高兴 First he's alive. And then we're happy.
结果他又活了... And then he's alive again and...
我收到匿名线报 I received an anonymous tip
说昌在教师资格方面有些谎报 that Chang had misrepresented certain aspects
说白了 他根本就没有教师资格证书 of his qualifications, for instance, having them.
我的建议是 如果一个亚洲人说 Word of advice, if an asian man says he's
他是西语老师 要求看证明不算种族歧视 a Spanish teacher, it's not racist to ask for proof, okay?
你要忽略你母亲的声音 You ignore your mother's voice
直接从权威处获取可靠信息 and get right into that horse's mouth.
如果昌是个骗子 我们的成绩会怎样 So if Chang's a fraud, what about our grades?
-也会无效吗 -不不不 - Are they invalid? - Oh, no, no, no, no.
那样对你们不公平 That's not fair to you guys.
我确定你们都很努力地学习这门课 I'm sure you've all worked very hard and learned.
你们可以在昌的继任者的领导下 完成期末考 So just take your final with Chang's replacement.
博士 Doctor.
-你们好 -你好 - Buenos dias. - Buenos dias.
我是艾斯科塔博士
我被告知这是你们的第二个学期
所以我的语速不会比这快
-好的 -早上好 - Si. - Buenos dias.
谁能告诉我这本书你们学到哪里了
好的 Si.
听来听去 犹如身处大使馆般美妙 Listen to this back and forth. It's like I'm at an embassy.
-期末考什么 -请说西班牙语 - What's on the final? - En espanol, por favor.
我知道考西语 白痴 I know it's in Spanish, dummy.
我是说 考哪一章节 I'm just saying, you know, what chapters?
三个都考还是... All three or...?
-二十章 -这句我知道 - Veinte. - Oh, I know that one.
她要一大杯咖啡 She wants a large coffee.
好吧 说英语 Okay, in English.
你们会参加一次符合你们层次 You will be taking a standard exam
的期末考试 for students at your level.
出题范围包含整本书 It will cover this entire textbook.
惨了 El crapo.
距离西班牙语期末考试 20小时
艾斯科塔博士说的话我一句也听不懂 I couldn't understand a word Dr. Escodera was saying.
如果她是个博士[医生]干嘛还要教西语 And why is she teaching Spanish if she's a doctor?
去治病吧 Go cure something.
我得通过考试 否则我的四年计划 I got to pass that exam or my entire four-year plan
就付之一炬了 will be thrown off.
-像是你的车 杰夫 -什么 - That might be your car, Jeff. - What?
国庆节时 我在屋顶上 I was on my roof for the fourth of July,
烟火把街上所有车的警报都弄响了 and the fireworks set off all the car alarms on the street.
这个听起来像是全新的雷克萨斯 That one sounded like a brand-new Lexus.
我的雷克萨斯不是全新的 Uh, my Lexus isn't brand-new.
我知道 你的是02年的 我就是那年听到的 I know. Yours is a 2002. That's the year I heard it.
你这个两面三刀的家伙 You two-faced jag!
你戴着护目镜砸我的车 You're wearing protective goggles to destroy my car?
-安全第一 -住手 - Safety first! - Stop!
我向你求助 你却在背后捅我刀子 I ask you for help and you turn me in?
什么 我没有 你死我也得陪葬啊 What? I did not. Why would I screw myself?
-怎么 当我是德鲁医生吗[电视节目医生] -不是我干的 - What, am I Dr. Drew? Aah! - I didn't do it, okay?
那告诉我谁干的 我就可以杀了你 Then tell me who did so I can murder your face!
住手 Hey! Break it off.
我们写歌呢 Oh, oh, uh, we're writing a song.
准备去参加"乐队狂飙"比赛 For the "Battle Of Bands".
祝你考试"顺利" 翁格 Good luck passing your exam, Winger.
-有时候 我教的是克林贡语 -是吗 - At one point, I was teaching you Klingon! - Yeah?
[《星际迷航》中的外星种族]
你怎么不去和你那会放屁的神奇椅子说去 Why don't you tell that to your really weird sounding magical chair?
我这不是不方便嘛 I have a condition!
惨了 尿了 我尿了 Oh. I'm peeing. I'm peeing. I'm peeing.
厉害 Impressive.
我弄坏了阀门 把工具放那 I dismantled that valve and I put out that free cake
因为我想看看你会怎么做 because I wanted to see what you could do.
你有天赋 孩子 你知道吗 You got a gift, kid. You know that, right?
修水池的天赋 "了不起" A gift for sinks. Big deal.
我是个学生 我喜欢学习 I'm a student. I like learning.
是啊 学习 学所有的事情 Yeah, right. Learning. Learn everything.
活到老学到老 Learn until you're dead.
不过你可以打这个电话 Or you can call this number.
这是修厕所和水池的公司 Now that's a company that fixes toilets and sinks.
-天啊 -听我说 - Oh, man. - Listen to me!
厕所和水池 是实实在在的东西 Toilets and sinks. Real things.
是人们总会用到总会修到的东西 Things that people always use and always need to get fixed.
这是生活 孩子 真实的生活 This is a life, kid. A real one.
做有价值的事情 Doing something that matters.
有意义的事情 Something that makes sense.
唯一有意义的是这个 The only thing that makes sense is this.
学习 思想 Learning. Thoughts.
所以我可以思考 可以拿到学生贷款 So I can think, and get a student loan,
能够磨我自己的咖啡 看得懂HBO电视台 and grind my own coffee, and understand HBO.
你不必那样做 孩子 You don't have to do that, kid.
你是特别的 You're special.
你可以做个水管工的 You could be a plumber!
你可以做个水管工的 You could be a plumber.
-你好 -你好 - Hey. - Hi.
距离西班牙语期末考试 14小时
好的 我们知道了动词的三种形式 Okay, so we know three kinds of verbs,
这用了四十分钟 which took 40 minutes.
以这种速度 如果我们不睡觉不去厕所 At this rate, if we don't sleep or pee,
可以搞定考试的10% we can cover about 10% of the exam.
如果是多选题 猜答案的正确率至少可以达到25% And if it's multiple-choice, 25% of our guesses will be right.
事实上 这样已经不错了 Actually, that's a lot of right answers
特别是啥都靠猜的情况 when you're guessing almost everything.
我不想自暴自弃 I don't want to sound like a defeatist,
但我们的确完蛋了 but we're defeated.
面对现实吧 干嘛还参加考试 Face it. Why even take the exam?
秋季开学后 西语是重修定了 We're all gonna be retaking Spanish this fall.
你这是什么意思 What was that?
-什么什么意思 -你告诉我啊 - What was what? - I don't know.
我说重修西语 大家都发出哀叹 I said "Retake Spanish" and everyone went "Ugh,"
但你却窃喜 and you went "Hmm."
也许是隐性基因导致的 Maybe it's one of those recessive genes.
我还可以卷舌头呢 谁可以 I can also curl my tongue. Who else?
安妮出卖了昌 Annie ratted out Chang.
-什么 -你一手策划的 因为你一直醉心于 - What? - You made this happen because you're obsessed
把大家下学期依然绑在一块儿 with all of us being together next year.
我不会说自己醉心于 I wouldn't say I was obsessed.
请求将此人列为敌对证人 Permission to treat the witness as hostile.
[己方证人作出对己不利的证词时 律师可向法官提出此要求]
批准 I'll allow it.
你录了昨天的西语课吗 Did you record yesterday's Spanish class?
-我没录 -证人阿布蒂 - I don't think so. - Abed?
你说会录下每一堂课 You said you record all your classes.
皮尔斯管这叫超级剧透 Pierce called it a "Spoiler Alert."
你听到昌告诉我 他是个冒牌货 You heard Chang tell me he was bogus,
你就打电话告密 为了让大家绑在一起 and then dropped the dime because you would do anything
你什么事都做得出 to keep this group together,
因为你缺乏安全感 because you are insecure.
来这儿前 你根本没尝过众星捧月的滋味 Because you didn't get hot until after high school.
太对了 That's true.
-好吧 是我做的 -不是吧 安妮 - Fine! I did it. - For real, Annie?
老天 安妮 Oh, Annie.
有没有人能把她变成个爷们儿 老子可以揍她 Someone make her a dude so I can punch her.
恨我吧 和即将发生的悲剧相比 我宁愿被揍死 Go ahead and hate me! It's better than what was going to happen.
我们就要天各一方了 而你们都这么冷血 We were all gonna drift apart and you were all too cool
-什么都不在乎 -也许不是冷血 - to do anything. - Maybe not too cool,
我们只是 没那么神经兮兮的 maybe just, you know, not psycho enough.
-有点疯狂 -你真是神经兮兮的 - Yeah, a little crazy. - You're a psycho.
现在 她要摆出一张装可爱博同情的卡通脸了 Now she is going to make the disney face.
嘴唇悲情颤抖 眼皮上下扑腾 Her lip is gonna quiver and her eyes will flutter,
但绝不会合上双眼 but they won't ever actually close.
不要同情她 But do not feel sorry for her.
她偷走了我们一年的时光 我们有权力发飙 She stole a year of our lives, and we're right to be pissed.
-可怜的安妮 -不准可怜她 - Oh, Annie. - No! No.
大家闭上眼睛 快点闭眼 Everyone close their eyes. Do it. Close them.
-阿布蒂 闭眼 -我不会受影响的 - Abed, close. - Oh, don't worry about me.
我唯一能与人沟通的渠道是 I can only connect with people through...
-电影 -她是《夺宝奇兵》中的约柜 - movies. - She's the ark of the covenant!
[即存放十诫的圣柜 传说中看到了柜内奥秘的人会死亡]
各位 对不起 You guys, I'm sorry!
我这么做 无非是希望大家一直是朋友 I only did it so that we could stay friends.
想像她是保罗·吉亚玛提[微秃啤酒肚的性格男星] Picture her as Paul Giamatti!
他 他 Aw, he--he's...
你对我们的所作 绝不是朋友所为 Friends don't do what you did to us.
《牛仔裤的夏天》里 那四个女生[05年青春片] Did "The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants"
可没有为了阻止离别就互相在食物里下毒 poison each other's food so they were too sick to leave?
没有 我没看到卑鄙的一幕 但我很肯定 No! I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure
她们互邮牛仔裤 they mailed each other pants!
-我说了对不起了 -谁在乎你道歉啊 - I said I was sorry! - Who cares if you're sorry?
我们横竖是完蛋了 We're still screwed!
你应该在做之前感觉抱歉 Be sorry about this stuff before you do it!
然后别这么做 这叫成熟 Then don't do it! It's called growing up!
安妮 我们依然会时常见面的 Annie, we were still gonna see each other all the time.
我的戒毒小组也曾这么说过 That's what my rehab group used to say.
可唯一能联系上的 只有那个卖瓶盖做成的 The only one that keeps in touch is the guy that sells jewelry
珠宝的家伙 made out of bottle caps.
我曾寄希望于这个小组 I had hoped that this group would amount
不仅仅是问个好的关系 去你的 to more than passing hellos and whatever the hell this is!
追上去的事 想都别想 Nobody even think about going after her.
这是她的目的 That's what she wants.
更多戏剧化的跌宕起伏 我们全部不及格 More personal drama so we fail the exam
大家永远做西语绳上的蚂蚱 and stay in Spanish forever.
得让她受到教训 不要发短信 不要打电话 We have to beat her. Don't text her. Don't call her.
不要提到她 我们学习时不需要她 Don't mention her. We do not need her to study.
有谁知道如何学习 Does anybody know how to study?
-通常是安妮 -你是哪边儿的 - Annie usually-- - Whose side are you on?
距离西班牙语期末考试 40分钟
格林德尔 期末考试周愉快 Happy finals week, Greendale!
继续播放减压的大自然的声音 Continuing our stress-reducing nature sounds,
为大家送上的是"塞伦盖蒂草原的声音" that's cut five from "Sounds of the serengeti."
现在播放专辑的B面 恩杜图保护区的羚羊被捕食 Here's a B-side from that album, antelope slaughter at Ndutu.
我的天啊 我们错过考试了吗 Oh, god. Did we miss the exam?
没有 40分钟后考试 No. It starts in 40 minutes.
我叫不醒皮尔斯 Um, I can't wake up Pierce.
似乎很有难度 Is this gonna take an unexpected turn?
你得找到方法 歧视诉讼 You have to know how to do it. Discrimination lawsuit.
-荒谬 -要给安妮打电话吗 - Preposterous! - Should we call Annie?
当然不要 Absolutely not.
这是为她好 让她成熟起来吧 Keep your eyes on the prize and let her grow up.
-考试时见 -等等我 布雷塔 - I'll see you all at the exam. - Wait for me, Britta.
昨天我和你一起去的洗手间 I was with you in the bathroom yesterday.
去哪里你都跟我一起 You're with me everywhere.
特洛伊 我知道你可以成为水管工 Troy, I know you could be a plumber.
我不乐意 行不 I'm not gonna be, okay?
我会很有品的 不用工作 I'm gonna be sophisticated and have no job,
或是有份高高在上的工作 我啥也不做 or a job that looks from a distance like I do nothing.
特洛伊 知道我一天中最快乐的时刻吗 Troy, you know what the best part of my day is?
我坐到西语教室的位置后 到望向 For about 10 seconds from the time I sit down in Spanish
你课桌前的十秒 to the time I look at your desk,
因为我会想 我看过去也许他不在座位上 'cause I think "Maybe I'll look and he won't be there."
距离西班牙语期末考试 2分钟
我们学了12个小时 Between our studying for 12 hours
皮尔斯睡了11个小时 and Pierce being asleep for 11 of them,
我想我们也许真的能过 I think we may actually stand a chance.
我的占星预测是在痛苦中煎熬 My horoscope predicted suffering.
不 不 没关系的 No, no. That's good.
占星术就是试图用恶作剧耍我们的恶魔 Horoscopes are the devil trying to trick us.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
是吧 这样你就高兴了吧 Yeah. That make you happy?
你怎么不坐在你的座位上 Why aren't you at your desk?
因为我不想靠近你 'Cause I don't want to sit near you
因为你是损友 because you're a bad friend.
他说他一天中最美好的时刻 He said the best part of his day
就是他以为我不会坐在那儿的时候 is when he thinks I won't be there.
-阿布蒂 这话太伤人了 -这是电影台词 - Abed, what a terrible thing to say. - It's from a movie.
那电影也太伤人了 Well, then the movie it's from is terrible.
一分钟后开始考试
-安妮哪儿去了 -我给她发了条短信 - Where's Annie? - Oh, I sent her a text,
但她一直没回复 but she hasn't responded yet.
雪瑞 我告诉你什么来着 Shirley, what did I tell you?
别拿她的小把戏当真 Don't play into her ploy for attention.
她说什么 What does it say?
她说她没事 Uh, she--she says she's fine.
还说这不是吸引注意力的小把戏 And this isn't a ploy for attention.
她很抱歉 她确实需要成熟起来 She's sorry. She does need to grow up.
要从帮助昌迷途知返开始 Starting by making things right with Chang.
-不是吧 -怎么了 - Oh, no. - What?
他会杀了她的 He'll kill her.
翁格先生 请坐下
我们的朋友命悬一线
安妮有危险
我们走 快
如果你们走 考试就不及格
谁在乎这蠢蛋考试 我们是一个学习小组 Who cares about a stupid exam? We're a study group.
安妮是我们的朋友 And Annie's our friend.
告诉她 特洛伊
欲火之地
我也是汉娜的朋友 Uh, I'm friends with Hannah too.
全班都是 The whole class is.
全班都撤了你就考不成试了 And you can't have an exam without a class.
对吧 伙计们 力顶汉娜 力顶汉娜 Right, guys? We love Hannah! We love Hannah!
不要 不要 Nooooooo! Nooooooo!
天哪 恶魔的话灵验了 Oh, no! The devil told the truth!
翁格 你搞什么名堂 Whoa. Winger, what the hell?
刚才的尖叫是怎么回事 What was that screaming?
我刚才在向安妮演示电音的神奇魔力 I was showing Annie the magic of electronic sampling.
我们以为你在谋杀她 We thought you were murdering her.
安妮害我被炒是 Annie getting me fired was the best thing
我所经历的最美好的事 that ever happened to me.
她在帮助我重新规划人生 She's helping me replan my life.
她对这个真的很在行 She's got a real mind for stuff like this.
我们要给本找个工作 这样他就能以学生 We're gonna find Ben a job so he can stay at Greendale
的身份留在格林德尔 继续争取教师资格 as a student and work on his teaching degree.
还有音乐课可选 And music classes. You know?
也许还要重组乐队呢 Maybe get the band back together, huh?
听听这个 Oh, listen to that.
是啊 音乐课会让你"获益匪浅" Yeah. Music lessons would be great for you.
布雷塔 谢谢 Oh, thanks, Britta.
现在回去通过考试吧 Now go pass that test.
考试挺简单的 是吧 Well, it was kind of easy, right?
是啊 我想我应该能过 Yeah, I think I might've passed.
杰夫 我永远都不会原谅我的所作所为 Jeff, I can never forgive myself for what I did.
听着 我把你当成个小孩 Look, I treated you like a child
因为你感情用事 for having feelings.
这也许是因为我自己不再细腻感性了 Maybe because that's, you know, when I stopped having them.
但你应该保持自我 But you shouldn't.
不是只有小孩 才可以承认喜欢身边的人 You don't have to be a kid to admit that you like people.
你不用穿成这样来表示你成熟了 And you don't have to dress like this to grow up.
你就像个旅行代理商 You--you look like a travel agent.
你不喜欢吗 You don't like it?
我还打算穿点教授风呢 I was going for more of a professor thing.
-什么 为什么 -什么 - What? Why? - What?
-没什么 -我对一半有把握 - Nothing. - I think I got half of it.
另一半无论怎样也能过了 Which got me through the half I didn't.
就像《火线》第一季[HBO剧集 警察与毒匪的故事] Uh, like the first season of "The Wire".
的确如...该死 我就是生不了你的气 Exactly the--Ah, hell, I can't stay mad at you.
-我想我搞定了 -我也是 - I think I nailed it. - Oh, me too.
各位 我现在自信满满 I'm feeling pretty confident, everybody.
我想我们都能通过 I think we're gonna make it.
我们仍然应为最坏的情形做打算 Still, we should plan for the worst-case scenario.
如果我们真的全体通过 这就意味着 'Cause if we do all pass, that means next year,
明年我们不能一起上课了 we won't have a class together.
所以我们要有个后备方案 So we're gonna need a backup.
人类学 人类学 人类学 人类学 Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology? Anthropology?
人类学 Anthropology?
-人类学 -人类学 - Anthropology. - Anthropology.
人类学 我下部电影想邀请你出演 Anthropology. I want you to be in my next film.
特洛伊·巴恩斯 68 雪瑞·伯纳德 81 Barnes, Troy: 68. Bennett, Shirley: 81.
安妮·埃迪生 95 Edison, Annie: 95.
-太好了 -皮尔斯·霍桑 70 - Yeah. - Hawthorne, Pierce: 70.
阿布蒂·纳德尔 85 Nadir, Abed: 85.
布雷塔·派利 79 杰夫·翁格 Perry, Britta: 79. Winger, Jeff...
我很抱歉 杰夫 I'm sorry, Jeff.
抱歉我这么不冷不热地把你误导了 I'm sorry for the half-hearted mislead.
80 我们都通过西班牙语考试了 80. We all pass Spanish!
我不是想扫大家的兴 Not to take anything away from anyone,
但这考试也太简单了吧 but didn't the test seem extra easy?
谢谢你 Hey, thanks...
把试题出得这么简单 for making it easy.
我本打算对你说同样的话 I was going to say the same to you...
但是你没吃早餐就走了 But you were gone before breakfast.
-早起的鸟儿有虫吃 -说得没错 - I'm an early riser. - I'll say.