谢谢你过去一年的服务 Thanks for a great year.
翁格先生 Mr. Winger!
望你暑假也能"莫负好年华" I hope you will be seizing the day this summer.
谢谢你 怀特曼教授 Thanks, Professor Whitman.
也祝你能赶上一部不那么过时的电影 And I hope you'll be seizing a more contemporary movie.
姿势不错啊 伦纳德 Looking good, Leonard.
打太极还是中风了啊 Stroke or tai chi?
太极 Tai chi.
继续 Keep it up.
你也是 加瑞 不管你这是在干啥 And keep up whatever it is you're doing, Garrett.
这叫挺尸式[chill and relaxation] It's called "chillaxing."
没文化 Duh!
杰夫 嘿 近来如何 你好[依然是问候三连式] Hey-hey, what's up, Jeff? Hi.
你好 早上好 好不 Hello, good morning, howdy.
等等 杰夫 我和你一起走 Wait, Jeff. I'll walk with you.
我五小时后...有课 I got class in, like, five hours, so...
好的 回见宝贝 再会[日语] All right, I'll see you, babe. Sayonara.
我顺利度过大学一年级 真是难以致信 I can't believe I made it through my first year of college.
终于可以把那些 I finally get to click send
写着"你看吧"的电邮寄出去了 on so many "I told you so" emails.
是啊 真不错 真是完美的一天 Yeah, it's pretty great. Not much could ruin today.
你好 Hi!
该死 这句话总是招来这只小鬼 Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.
你们俩明天 Will you two be attending
会来参加转校仪式 tomorrow's, uh, transfer ceremony to send off
送别那些要进入真正大学的学生吗 all the students leaving for so-called real schools?
结束后会有正式的舞会 There's a formal dance afterward.
这鬼学校究竟要办多少舞会啊 How many dances is this school gonna have?
五个 Five.
如果你全都参加的话 就会发这个哦 If you come to all of them, you get one of these.
我这儿有一个关于布雷塔的好消息 I assumed your whole posse would be coming to the dance,
你们听后肯定会来参加舞会 having heard the exciting news about Britta.
香蕉犀牛 Banana rhino.
香蕉版萨姆·埃利奥特[八字胡男星] Banana Sam Elliott.
香蕉版勒瓦·伯顿[其在《星际迷航》中的角色常戴眼罩] Levar banana Burton.
香蕉法老 Banana King Tut.
拿来 这个才像 Here, give me that. It's more like this.
香蕉小弟弟 B-banana penis.
要是他弄的 你肯定喜欢 Sure, you would've loved it if he did it.
啥 What?
我们之间是怎么了 特洛伊 What's happened to you and me, Troy?
还记得那次吗 Remember how hard we laughed
我们被"教师助理"这个词笑的够呛[有艾滋之意] when we first heard the term "teacher's aids"?
记得 Yeah.
结果发现有个老师确实有艾滋 And then we found out a teacher did have Aids.
大家暑假打算做什么 So what's everybody doing this summer?
我要带儿子们去旅行 I'm taking the boys on a trip.
手头有点紧 所以我想忽悠他们 Money's tight, so I hope I can convince them
还是去那个小主题公园 旅馆也超小号 for one more year that motels are tiny, little theme parks.
我得另找一个住处 Yeah, I got to find a new place to live.
我老爹赶我出门了 My dad wants me to leave the nest,
这样带幼齿女友回家就不会那么诡异了 so he feels less weird that his girlfriend is 20.
你可以住到金字塔里 You could live in a pyramid.
等等 Oh, wait.
阿布蒂 你宿舍里有张空床 对吧 Abed, your dorm room's got a bunk bed, right?
没错 Yep.
大家明天都得去转校舞会 Um, everyone has to go to the transfer dance tomorrow.
我要去 I'm going.
我朋友加里要转校了 My friend Gary's transferring.
太好了 Oh, good.
-终于走了 -谢天谢地 - Finally. - Thank god.
希望他转到地狱大学 Hope he transfers to hell.
更重要的是 More importantly,
咱们自家的布雷塔·派利 our very own Britta Perry, it turns out,
居然被提名为转校皇后了 has been nominated for transfer queen.
太好了 Oh, that's nice!
转校皇后是个什么鬼东西 What the hell is a transfer queen?
就和舞会皇后一样 你戴着绶带 It's like prom queen. You wear a sash.
会有人投票 如果你胜出的话 And there's a vote, and if you win,
就会有人给你戴上后冠 They put a crown on your head,
好嫉妒你哦 布雷塔 and I am so jealous, Britta,
真想杀了你 你不兴奋吗 I want to murder you. aren't you excited?
不兴奋 No.
我怎么会被提名的 How did I get nominated?
别让这事扫了你的兴 Don't let it upset you, Britta.
这可是本学期最后一天 It's the last day of the semester.
完美的一天 Nothing can ruin that.
大家好 Hi!
一喊就来 简直就是地狱阿拉丁 Amazing. He's like an evil genie.
我来广而告之一下 Just spreading the news.
有人提出 Some folks say "transfer formal"
转校正式舞会有点拗口 isn't really rolling off the tongue,
所以我们改成了"转转舞会"[有异装癖的意思] so we're just gonna call it "the tranny dance"!
这才是格林德尔的风格 Much more Greendale.
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《废柴联盟》 第一季 第二十五集[本季完]
社区大学里竟然还办毕业舞会 What kind of community college has a prom?
毕业舞会在高中都不风行了 Proms weren't even cool in high school.
就是这种烂事才导致我辍学的 It's that kind of crap that made me drop out in the first place.
其实你不用躺在沙发上的 You know, you don't actually have
伍迪·艾伦的电影看多了吧 to lie on a sofa like it's a Woody Allen movie.
多谢你在最后一刻告诉我 混蛋 Thank you for telling me that in the last session, dumb ass.
听着 Now, look...
在你的心理挡风玻璃上有很多污点 There are bugs on the windshield of your mind
也许你这辈子也刷不掉了 you may never be able to squeegee,
比如说在你某次生日聚会上 like a certain birthday party
有个敬业的临时工穿着恐龙服来助兴 attended by a rather enterprising transient in a dinosaur costume.
但也有一些近期的斑点 But there are other more recent streaks
你也许可以把它擦干净 that you might yet be able to wipe clear,
比如说作为性爱玩偶的青春期恐惧 like your adolescent fear of being a so-called blow-up doll.
我真的认为这次提名或许能有帮助 I really think this nomination may actually help that.
你认为 如果我想自我感觉良好些 So you think I'd feel better about myself
就要打扮的性感妖艳奔赴舞会 if I got all sexed up, went over there,
争取当上这个符号性质的皇后 and really tried to be crowned queen of the dingbats?
没错 Precisely.
凭你拿薪水的能耐 的确只能做免费心理咨询 Guess you really get what you pay for with free therapy.
你这话伤我的心了 Ouch. That stung a little bit.
谢谢 Thanks.
我帮你省点时间吧 I'll save you some time.
一学年的心理辅导 He listens to you talk for a year,
结果就是建议我去化妆打扮 then recommends a makeover.
可别像情人节那天一样 抹那么多唇膏 Well, don't wear as much lipstick as you did on Valentine's day.
显得你的嘴像零钱包似的 Your mouth looked like a coin purse.
昌老师 Senor Chang--
格林德尔最著名的 也是唯一的西语老师 Greendale's foremost, if only, Spanish teacher.
我有什么能为您效劳 What can I do for you?
我现在是学生了 I am actually a student now.
但是我想了想 But I was thinking,
你作为老师 也作为我的朋友 as a teacher and as my friend,
能否帮我一个忙 um, if you could help me...
帮我作弊混毕业 cheat my way through school.
我有一个相反的建议 I have a counterproposal.
你看这样如何 how about...
我告诉你 其实我们从来不是朋友 I point out to you that we've never actually been friends,
然后嘲笑你活该如此倒霉 then laugh at your very well-deserved misfortune?
我们来试一次 Let's just try that a second.
不 乔治 是你的功劳 No, Jorge, you killed it.
你来参加阿布蒂的啤酒聚会吗 Are you going to Abed's kegger?
很好 Sweet.
或许你不想和我说话 You probably don't want to talk to me.
我没那么幼稚 Well, it's not junior high.
我们都是成年人 蜜雪儿 We're mature adults, Michelle.
当然可以说话 We can talk.
对于我们的分手 我处理的很糟 I think I handled our breakup poorly.
在我回答你之前 Before I respond to that,
我要先吃一颗超强"那还用说"维他命丸 I'll have to take a extra-strength vitamin duh.
那还用说 Duh.
我们之间来真的了 然后我胆怯了 We started getting serious, and I got scared,
也许我作出了错误的决定 And it's possible I made a mistake.
也许什么时候我们能谈谈 Maybe we can talk about it sometime.
我想你 I miss you.
何不拍张照片呢 那更持久 Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.
确实 Cool.
-啤酒小贩 -谢谢 - Dope kegger. - Thanks.
真有意思 It's funny...
我整天在这儿混 You know, I-I spend so much time here,
都忘记我不住这儿了 I forget that we don't live together.
然后我想 Then I think...
要是我住在这儿会怎么样 "What if we lived together?"
给你 我去看看另一个酒桶 Here, I'm gonna check on the other keg.
特洛伊 你见过这东西吗 Hey, Troy, you ever seen one of these?
这叫啤酒泵 It's called a beer bong.
不过不应该吸它的 You're not supposed to inhale, though.
刚才差点死在它手上 I almost died outside.
阿布蒂为什么讨厌我 Why does Abed hate me?
你搞笑吧 你看看他 What, are you kidding? Look at him.
说不定还仇恨美国呢 He probably hates America.
宝贝 宝贝 你猜怎么着 Hey, babe, babe. Guess what.
你家男朋友被邀请加入 Your boyfriend just got offered a spot
全美最好的社区大学的 on the number-one community-college
国家级踢沙包队 Hacky sack team in the nation.
上帝啊 太好了 Oh, my God! Sweetie!
我想这很了不起吧 I'm assuming that's huge.
当然了不起了 你在开玩笑吗 Of course it's huge. Are you kidding me?
我是说 我是没那么沽名钓誉 I mean, you know, I'm not into the fame and stuff,
但是我可能会成为下一个小杨维·马卡当当 But I could be the next Yngwe Mackadangdang Junior.
我知道 I know.
只是有一件事 小山花 There's just one thing, mountain flower,
就是 And that's that the, uh...
那个学校在特拉华州 The school's in Delaware.
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道 You know...
要是你明天不去舞会 If you don't go to this dance tomorrow,
我们就要好几个月都见不上面了 we are not gonna see each other for months.
又不是简·奥斯丁的小说 我们有手机 It's not a Jane Austen novel. we have cell phones.
-干吗 哎哟 -对不起 - What? Aah! Oh. - Oh, Jeez, sorry.
你要干吗啊 What are you doing?
我想撩一下你的秀发 Well, you had hair I was gonna move.
-你要动我的头发 -我不知道 - You were gonna move my hair? - I don't know.
你有没有觉得自己 Have you ever thought of yourself
是个很有防备心的人 布雷塔 as a guarded person, Britta?
我是吗 看着点 Am I? Watch.
瞧 这很吓人 不是吗 See? it's alarming, right?
不是吗 Right?
斯莱特教授 你好 有何贵干 Professor Slater, hi. What are you doing here?
你知道的 学期末 随便逛逛 Oh, you know, end of the year, randomly wandering.
你好 杰夫 Hi, Jeff.
你们俩该不会 Are you two...?
没有 No.
那你俩不会是在 The two of you aren't...?
绝对不是 No.
-不是 只是朋友 -我们也一样 - No, just friends. - Same here.
好 替你高兴 Good...for you.
我会在舞会上见到你吗 布雷塔 Will I see you at the dance, Britta?
有责任要去 Kind of obligated,
你会看到我作为舞会皇后候选人出现在那 seeing as I'm nominated for queen,
所以 So...
我还以为你是狂热的女权主义者呢 I thought you were all into female empowerment.
有什么比戴着后冠的女人更女权的呢 What's more empowering than a woman in a crown?
刚刚完成了我第一次倒灌啤酒 Just did my first keg stand!
我的腿已经失去知觉了 Can't feel my legs.
穿着内衣跳舞 送空调去维修 Dancing in your underwear, taking air conditioner repair
这样你就能得到一份工作 So you can get a job
这就是格林德尔 Greendale's the way it goes
由尊敬的皮尔斯·霍桑献上的校歌 Our original school song by the venerable Pierce Hawthorne.
他原创的哦[明明曲子是《The Way It Is》] He made that up. Hmm?
在加冕礼之前大家记得去投票 Everyone remember to vote before the coronation.
被提名者都将身披绶带予以识别 The nominees are identified with sashes
上书"变变皇后" that say "tranny queen."
顺便说一下 我们提供了暑期班 By the way, we do offer summer classes,
这是一项伟大的 which are a great way to, um...
能拓宽思想的举措 玩得开心 Um, broaden your mind. Have fun.
嗨 你是来找我的 Hi. you're here for me.
伙计们 伙计们 Guys! Guys...
沃恩被招募到一所特拉华州的大学去了 Vaughn got recruited to a college in Delaware.
暑假我要和他一起去 I'm gonna go with him for the summer.
终于 一个经典的学期终日剧情大转折 Finally, a classic last-day-of-school plot twist.
他会成为下一个小杨维·马卡当当 He's gonna be the next Yngwe Mackadangdang Junior.
踢沙包明星 It's a hacky sack guy.
你没必要告诉我们谁是 Hey, you don't have to tell us who
小英格玛·马卡叮当 Ingmar mackadingdong Junior is.
杰夫 帮我拿点小吃吧 Jeff, help me with some refreshments.
在我走之前请不要告诉其他人 Please don't tell anyone until after I'm gone.
我不仅仅是暑假去特拉华州 I'm not just going to Delaware for the summer.
我要跟着沃恩转学 I'm transferring with Vaughn.
什么 你什么时候作的这决定 What? When did you decide that?
我足足做了三个月的调研 I spent three months researching backpacks
才选定现在使用的背包 before I chose the one that I use now.
我不想再当这样的人了 I don't want to be that person anymore.
我要把握每一刻 I want to live in the moment.
为了你和沃恩 Well, for your and Vaughn's sake,
祝你成功 I hope it works out.
但是作为小组其他人的代表 But on behalf of the rest of the group,
我希望你彻底失败 I hope it's a catastrophe.
你最好只是到那里旅个游 You better visit.
不敢相信居然没人拿这块饼干 I can't believe nobody's taken this cookie.
昌老师 Senor Chang...
在西班牙语里有没有一个词 Is there a word in Spanish
是形容一个人以前曾假装是教授 for someone who used to pretend to be a professor,
但却是老师 结果连老师都不是 but was a teacher, but wasn't actually a teacher,
而现在是学生 and he's now a student?
有这样的词吗 Is there a word for that?
如果西班牙语里真有 Oh, if it was in Spanish,
你也不会知道 对不 you wouldn't know, would you?
等等 Ah, bup, bup, bup.
打教授 你要被开除滴 Hit a professor, you'll get expelled.
我会找到一个空子钻的 I will find a loophole.
祝你好运 Oh, good luck with that.
然后我就杀了你 Then I'll kill you.
达德利·摩尔[英籍著名演员 脸色苍白] Dudley Moore.
你那健康肤色是喷出来的 Spray Tan.
我要有你这体格 会对那一拳表现从容 I'd go easy on that punch if I was you.
我会将其放到一个小 辣妹 I've put in a little-- hot person.
辣妹们 Hot people.
两个辣妹正朝这边走过来 There are two of them coming this way.
你想要哪一个 Which one do you want?
-嗨 杰夫 -嗨 杰夫 - Hi, Jeff. - Hi, Jeff.
布雷塔 你看起来真美 Britta, you look great.
这么光艳照人的改变 Such a stunning improvement.
上帝 你看起来倾国倾城 God, you look gorgeous.
你今天都用在打扮上了吧 It must've taken all day.
杰夫 你这里沾了点 Oh, Jeff, you've got a...
在这儿呢 Oh. It's right there.
伙计们 Guys, guys...
我的脸前所未有的干净 Cleanest face ever.
我看起来还行吗 Hey, am I okay?
-是的 -没错 - Yes. - Yeah.
特洛伊 你知道咱们学习小组 You know, Troy, uh, our study group--
在经历了种种之后 大家得团结一心 After all we've been through, we got to stick together.
你 我 杰夫和雨人[又说阿布蒂不是正常人] You, me, and Jeff and rain man
还有大咪咪 中咪咪和黑咪咪 And big boobs and medium boobs and black boobs--
咱们是一家人 We're a family.
你想表达什么意思 What's your point?
我看到了你的处境 I've been looking at your situation,
我有个提议 and I'd like to make an offer.
行啊 Okay.
黑咪咪是指我吗 Am I black boobs?
最后一次通知 Last call.
学期结束 Study over.
你在干吗 What are you doing?
来点完季的气氛 Just giving things a finale vibe.
那么 以这个来完季怎样 Well, how's this for a finale vibe?
皮尔斯请我搬去和他住 Pierce asked me to move in with him...
到他的豪宅里去 In his mansion.
有点衍生剧的味道 不过你应该去 More of a spin-off vibe, but you should do it.
-我以为我们是朋友 -我们是 - I thought we were friends. - We are.
最好的朋友 所以我们不能成为室友 Best friends--that's why we shouldn't be roommates.
我们会以打架告终 并且在我们的房间中央 We'll end up fighting and putting a masking-tape line
-拉一条胶带 -咱们不买胶带就好啦 - down the middle of our room. - We just won't get masking tape.
特洛伊 你应该和喜欢的人住在一起 Troy, you should live with someone who you like,
而且他的友谊不会因为经常被激怒而改变 but whose friendship wouldn't be altered because of constant irritation
这个人就是皮尔斯 that's Pierce.
我们做室友 剧情就会急转直下 If you and I move in, we jump the shark.
-无戏可演 友谊终结 -现在你就是在终结友谊 - That'll end it. - Well, maybe you're ending it.
对了 请注意 Oh, and for the record,
《欢乐时光》里面就有一集 There was an episode of Happy Days
[70年代剧集 jump the shark这出戏 成为了情节弱点的代名词]
一个人真的从鲨鱼上跳过去了 where a guy literally jumped over a shark,
那一集最好看了 and it was the best one.
我想我会赢 I think I'm winning.
-赢取 变变皇后吗 -是的 - Winning...tranny queen. - Yeah.
对了 So, uh, isn't it nice
杰夫和斯莱特又复合了 挺好的吧 that Jeff and Slater are getting back together?
-什么 -哈哈 心理战 - What? - Aha! And psych!
要是你继续和她争风吃醋 But they will get back together
不和杰夫沟通的话 if you don't stop competing with her
他俩肯定会复合的 and start communicating with Jeff.
她已经领先一步了 She already has a head start.
他们睡过觉 They slept together.
惊天大八卦啊 Holy macaroni with pepper jack.
什么时候 什么地点 When? where?
在彩弹游戏中 During paintball
和"黄上校"一起在自习室里 in the study room with colonel mustard.
[棋盘游戏"妙探寻凶" 即Cluedo中的嫌疑犯]
有什么关系吗 Does it matter?
现在有关系了 Well, now it does matter.
在自习室哪里 Where--where in the study room?
沙发上 On the couches.
-我们还要坐呢 -别想了 - We use those! - Oh, get over it.
我还见过你跟院长握手呢 I've seen you shake the Dean's hand.
谁知道他的手摸过什么 Who knows where he's been?
你相信知己爱人吗 Do you believe in soul mates?
现在 不要生我气 Um, okay, now, don't be mad at me.
我没想过广告会为我带来俩 I didn't think that more than one person would answer the ad.
太好了 梦想成真 Yes, dream coming true.
你们准备走了吗 You guys are leaving already?
是的 明晚得到特拉华州 Yeah, got to be in Delaware by tomorrow night.
回见了 See you soon.
祝你有个愉快的暑假 Have a good summer.
安妮 秋天开学后见 I'll see you in the fall, Annie.
我们会想你的 We're gonna miss you.
才怪 你根本就不希望我进学习小组 Yeah, you're the one that didn't even want me in the study group.
拜托 才不是呢 Come on, that's not true.
是 我们都不希望你进 Yeah, none of us did.
他人不敢说的我敢言 这才叫有价值 I say things others won't. That has value.
那么 Well...
拜 Bye.
再见 See you.
回见 Lates.
晚上好 蜜雪儿 Good evening, Michelle.
请允许我称呼你为"妙雪儿" Or may I say, "Meow-chelle"?
-你的车钥匙在谁那里 -掉辣味酱肉里了 - Who has your car keys? - They're in the taco meat.
不如我们现在离开这个闷到死的地方 Now, what say you and I blow this pop stand
找处好位置嘿咻一下 and head off for a spot of slap n' tickle?
我是指做爱 I mean sex,
以免这隐语在美国没流行 你不明白 in case the lingo hasn't made it to the states.
我可能会和杰夫一起离开 I think I'm probably leaving here with Jeff.
真的吗 抱歉 我只是 Really? I'm sorry, I just--
只是以为你们已经彻底没戏了 just assumed that you two were done,
因为 Since, uh...
杰夫与布雷塔合唱了一曲《扬基歌》[美独立战争时的流行曲] Jeff and Britta did, uh, the Yankee Doodle.
别告诉我这话在美国没有引申义 Oh, don't tell me that didn't make it to the states.
明显就是美国原创 It clearly originated here.
好的 36张票统计完毕 Okay, we finished tallying all 36 votes,
大家准备好 So everyone get ready!
金发妞 Yo, goldilocks.
收起你自鸣得意的笑容 Drop the smirk.
我已经知道了你的色诱手段 I know about your grungy tumble,
我肯定那是你日记里辉煌的一笔 and I'm sure it was the highlight of your diary,
但他只是从一段认真的关系中停下来加加油 But it was during a pit stop in something real.
你才是赛车临时加油站 You were the pit stop.
他是利用你来忘掉不能和我在一起的痛苦 He used you to numb the pain of not getting with me.
听信《奥普拉秀》 认为不穿内裤能增加情趣 Jeff needs a girl who doesn't just not wear underwear
从而就不穿的女生 杰夫不需要 because Oprah told her it would spice things up.
他需要一个三周没洗衣服 He needs a girl who doesn't wear underwear
没内裤可穿的女生 because she hasn't done laundry in three weeks.
他可是到过吸烟区的人[布雷塔曾吸烟] He's been to flavor country now.
我们做爱的桌子应该拿去供起来 They should retire the table we did it on.
桌子? Table?
布雷塔·派利小姐 Miss Britta Perry!
不好意思 我得过去了 Oh, I'm sorry. I have to go.
我刚赢了比赛 因为我性感 I just won a contest for being hot.
这真是 太荣幸了 This is a huge honor.
大家可能会觉得意外 This may come as a surprise to you,
事实上我从未赢过什么比赛 but I've never actually won anything before.
那么 你依然从未赢过 Okay, well, you still haven't.
我只是在念被提名的名单 I'm just listing the nominees,
现在还不是翘尾巴的时候 So not a great time to get cocky.
接下来 克里丝汀·霍林伍斯 Okay. Christine Hollinsworth!
布瑞妮·贝克 Britney Baker!
艾米·史... Amy Sm--
杰夫·翁格 不要和斯莱特重修旧好 Jeff Winger, do not get back with Slater.
我爱你 I love you.
布雷塔 Britta.
布雷塔 Britta!
唇膏很漂亮哦 Your lipstick looks better.
老兄 Hey, man.
怎么样了 How's it going?
别对信使发火好吗 Uh, don't shoot the messenger,
不过舞会的人都在 But everyone at this dance
期待着你对这件事的反应呢 is kind of waiting for your reaction to all this.
听着 我正在考虑呢 好吗 Look, I'm trying to think, okay?
好的 慢慢考虑 Yeah, that's cool. Take your time.
你好啊 你看上去真漂亮 Hey, how's it going? You look great.
致命的诱惑 Very fatal attraction.
谢谢 Thanks
-你怎么了 -我感觉好难受 - What's wrong with you? - I'm sick.
也不知道是为什么 I don't know why.
有没想过是你正吃的六十寸大饼引起的 Have you considered the 60-inch-diameter cookie you're eating?
这么好吃的东西又怎么会让我难受呢 How can something that's delicious make me sick?
除非是 好的太多了 Unless too much of a good thing...
就变成了坏的 is actually a bad thing.
我和阿布蒂的友谊就像这大饼 My friendship with Abed is a giant cookie.
听着 我还有自己的事情没处理呢 Look, I kind of got my own thing going on right now.
哦 是的 当然了 Oh, yeah, absolutely.
首先 First of all...
我受宠若惊 I'm flattered.
其次呢 Second...
你有没听说过 Have you ever heard of...
电子邮件 Email?
你真的爱我吗 You love me?
那你爱我吗 Do you love me?
我有话要说 I have something to say.
杰夫 Jeff...
我爱你 I love you.
你这话是从哪剽窃来的啊 I wonder where she got that from.
抱歉 只有你有爱一个人的权利吗 I'm sorry. Do you have a patent on loving people?
那你想要被扁的权利吗 Would you like a patent in getting your ass kicked?
-啦啦啦 -够了 够了 - I got... - Okay, okay.
你能站在那边吗 Can you stand over there?
你能坐下吗 And can you sit down...
求你了 Please?
杰夫瑞 Jeffrey...
选布雷塔吧 Choose Britta.
-就是 选布雷塔 -对 选她 - Yeah, team Britta. - Yeah, that's right.
布雷塔太差劲了 Britta's lame.
选斯莱特吧 Team Slater.
-选斯莱特 -选布雷塔 - Team Slater. - Choose Britta.
把柯南请回来 [柯南·奥布赖恩 脱口秀主持人] Bring Conan back!
这是非常不错的一年 It's been a-a great year.
听不到 没人能听到你在说什么 Can't hear you. No one can hear you.
我在这藏着呢 给你这个 好吗 I'm just sneak right here, give you this, okay?
这个 Uh, hi, it's, um--
快说啊 你要选谁 Oh, come on, who are you choosing?
我不知道 I-I don't know.
快说啦 杰夫瑞 Come on, Jeffrey.
大家安静 大家都别起哄了 Everybody sh-- everybody close their faces.
他的闹心事够多了 All right, he's got a lot on his mind.
让他清净会吧 Leave him alone.
我来接替你 Okay--I got it from here.
我是尹恩·邓肯教授 My name is Professor Ian Duncan,
我为大家准备了段说唱 And I would like to rap for you.
放音乐 Drop a beat.
我叫尹恩邓肯 我在这里要说的是 my name is Ian Duncan, and I'm here to say
我要跟随节奏说唱一段 I'm going to rap to the beat in a rapping way
我有个很大的小弟弟 我喝很多茶 I've got a real big penis, and I drink lots of tea
够了 够了 Okey okey.
别 别唱了 你知道吗 邓肯 No, no, no, you know what, Duncan?
-怎么了 -够了 - What? - That's enough.
-为什么 -你有问题 - Why? - You have a problem.
-我有问题吗 -是的 - Oh, I have a problem? - Yes.
这里是谁迷恋斑点狗来着 Who is it here who has a dalmatian fetish?
好吧 好吧 Oh, OK--okay.
这话可是故意简化问题 Well, that is a oversimplification,
你被停职了 and you are suspended.
没这必要吧 Oh, come on.
你不再是老师了 Oh, not a teacher anymore.
这是什么 What's this?
一卷硬币 怎么了 A roll of quarters. Why?
-好搞笑的问题 -哦 天哪 - Funny question. - Oh, man!
-朋友们 帮我啊 -帮帮我啊 - Friends, help me, friends! - Help me!
他在我上面 He's on me! He's on me!
我决定了 我要搬去和你一起住 I'll do it. I'll move in with you.
太好了 老弟 Fantastic, buddy!
周六就搬过来怎么样 Why don't you come over on Saturday?
我裁缝会给你做件制服的 My tailor will fit you for a uniform.
伙计们 松手吧 算了 别打了 Guys, let's break it up. Come on, let's not fight.
你不是走了吗 I thought you left.
我离不开 I couldn't go.
出什么事了 What happened?
我想是我们开车离开的时候 I guess as we were driving away,
我终于可以开始把握每一刻时 I finally started living in the moment,
我才明白 在这一刻 and I realized that, in the moment,
格林德尔才是我的归属 Greendale is where I belong.
你在外面干嘛 What are you doing out here?
哦 没什么 Oh, you know...
布雷塔和斯莱特一起向我表达爱意 Britta and Slater told me they loved me.
-真的吗 -是的 - Really? - Yeah.
-那你怎么做的 -我躲开了 - What did you do? - I ran away.
我不知道 这太难了 I don't know. It's hard.
斯莱特是那个在我写下新年计划的时候 Slater makes me feel like I do
让我觉得我一定能做到的人 when I write my new year's resolutions.
她让我觉得我就是理想中的自己 She makes me feel like the guy I want to be.
布雷塔让我觉得我是那个 And Britta makes me feel like the guy
处于元旦过后三周状态下的人 I am three weeks after new year's,
按下闹钟的贪睡钮 when I'm back to hitting my snooze button
过滤掉老妈的电话 and screening my mom's phone calls--
回到真实的自我 back to who I really am.
那 So...
是要试着更好 Do you try to evolve...
还是想要知道真实的自己 Or do you try to know what you are?
我不知道 I don't know.
真希望我会分身 I wish I could live two lives.
一个和沃恩远走高飞 One of me would go with Vaughn,
一个继续留在这里 and one of me could stay here.
是啊 一个我和斯莱特重归于好 Yeah, one of me could be back with Slater,
而另一个我和布雷塔甜甜蜜蜜 and the other could try it with Britta.
那我们就可以组成诡异四人组了 And then we could all get together for some weird foursome.
我想我得 我得去处理这件事了 Um, I guess I got to... got to deal with it.
祝你好运 Good luck.
很高兴你能留下来 I'm glad you're staying.
阿布蒂的视频年鉴 Abed's Video Yearbook
苍天啊 我终于能出现在年鉴里了 Oh, my God. I'm finally popular enough to be in the yearbook.
什么是"视频年鉴"啊 What do you mean "video yearbook"?
我该在哪签名呢 Where do I sign?
禁止拍照 Photo not available.
你最好别给我弄很黄很暴力的东东 This better not be one of those take-your-top-off videos.
我不是年鉴粉丝 I don't believe in yearbooks.
我只是希望大家记住 I just want people to remember
星星之间有个男人 There's a guy in between these things.
多棒的一年啊 What a year.
只有两次怀孕惊吓事件 Only two pregnancy scares.
我要将这一年评价为"D" I give this year a "d"
也就是"非常开心"啦 for "delightful."
真不敢相信我竟为此花了十美元 I can't believe I spent ten bucks on this.
这里没一个我认识的人啊 I don't know any of these people.