你俩捣鼓什么呢 Oh, what are you guys doing together,
-都不叫上我 -我们要在学校广场 - just the two of you? - We're gonna raise money
为石油泄漏事件筹款 on the quad to help with the oil spill.
做这个模型是为了向大家展示问题的严重性 We're making this display to show how serious the problem is.
对了 每一滴代表 Oh, yeah. Each drop represents
一万加仑的石油 10,000 gallons of oil.
这次泄露事件盖过了海地地震我很开心 I'm so glad this tragedy overshadowed Haiti.
我对那次事件没有什么想法 I didn't have any ideas for that.
寓教于乐 好耶 Yay to having fun in pairs!
干什么呢 派对狂人 What up, party people?
胳膊上有个创可贴 Oh, you got a band-aid on your arm.
以后刮毛的时候要注意点 You should be more careful shaving.
人家都打蜡除毛 白痴 我去验血了 I wax, dummy. This is from a blood test.
我就知道 Oh, no...I knew it.
你的好运气到头了 Things are going too well for you.
不 不过是一次体检而已 Oh, no, no. Just a physical.
就算是法拉利偶尔也要保养下嘛 Even a Ferrari needs a tune-up.
你们开始走私烈酒了吗 You guys moonshiners now?
没我事 她们俩搞的 No, just the two of them.
我们为石油泄漏事件筹款 We're raising money for the oil spill.
你知道这个新闻吗 Did you even know there was one?
当然知道 美国在线的主页我都放进收藏夹了 Uh, yeah, I have the AOL home page bookmarked.
你们知道有只鸵鸟养了一只幼虎吗 Did you even know about the ostrich that raised the tiger cub?
-特洛伊 你怎么了 -我看见尸体了 - Troy, what's wrong? - I just saw a dead body.
跟你说过不要走东面的楼梯的 I told you not to use the east stairwell.
我的牧师告诉我现在是吸毒的高峰期 My pastor said it's meth season.
你们知道我和皮尔斯住在一起吧 You know I'm living with Pierce now, so...
今天早上我去车库洗衣服 this morning I went to do laundry in the garage,
我发现他妈妈... and I found his mom...
挺尸了 dead.
-天哪 -特洛伊 这太糟糕了 - Oh! - Troy, that's terrible!
她身体不好挺长时间了 Well, she had been in bad shape for a while.
我猜想她是像猫一样爬去那里等死了 So I guess she crawled out there to die like a cat.
我第一次这么近距离看见尸体 I've never been that close to a dead body before.
-哦 -小可怜 - Oh! - Oh, pumpkin!
她身体冰冷 灰了吧唧的 She was so cold and gray.
我还看到她内衣了 I saw her underwear!
干嘛 谁死了 Jeez... who died?
皮尔斯 我们对你母亲的事感到很遗憾 Pierce, we're so sorry to hear about your mom.
-怎么了 -失去至亲都会很悲痛 - Why? - Losing a loved one is always difficult.
什么 我妈没死 What? My mom isn't dead.
但是特洛伊发现她的时候 他说... But when Troy found her, he said that--
的确 她的心脏 肺 肾和大脑 Well, her heart, lungs, kidneys, and brain
都停止工作了 stopped working.
也就是说... And another way of saying that would be...
她的有机体用到头了 She's used up her organic body.
也就是...死了 By...dying in it.
错 她还活着 Wrong. She's alive.
老妈和我在一个教会 Mom was a part of my buddhist church.
她和我一样 是五级激光莲座巫师 She's a level five laser lotus, same as me.
当五级巫师的身体停止工作的时候 When a level five's body stops functioning,
其身体会在重生神殿中气化 It's vaporized in the temple of renewal
然后储存在能量罐中 and stored in an energon pod.
再过几年 等科技发展了 In a few years, when our technology advances,
他们就会提炼她的身体蒸汽 they'll extract her body vapors
重新凝结出一个真身来 and recondense it to a solid state.
不知不觉中 And before you know it,
妈妈就又会出现在厨房 mom'll be back in the kitchen
给我和特洛伊做三明治 making Troy and me sandwiches.
小可怜 没事的 Pumpkin! It's okay!
你们听说中国那只乌龟了吗 Did you guys hear about that turtle in China?
一天生了两窝哦 Two packs a day.
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小猫咪们 等我把猫罐头打开 Look, if you guys just let me get to the can opener,
你们再聚过来嘛 I can feed you.
我们得帮帮皮尔斯 We have to do something about Pierce.
他真的以为他妈妈没死 He really thinks his mom isn't dead.
他疯了 He's gone crazy.
还能再疯点吗 ...er?
他都不让我们开追悼会 He won't even let us have a memorial service.
我连拼贴画都快做好了 I was halfway done with the collage.
他还没哭 据我所知 He hasn't cried yet, and from what I've been told,
-那样不正常 -有谁是正常的 阿布蒂 - that's not normal. - Who's normal, Abed?
浸礼教的人都很正常的 但是这不是重点 Well, baptists are, but that's beside the point.
不论是谁 都应该有送别仪式的 Everybody has some sort of service for the departed--
爱斯基摩人啊 巫医啊 犹太人什么的 Eskimos, witch doctors, jewish people.
不错 把我们算进去了 Oh, cool. We made the list.
重点是 死亡应该被正视 The point being, death needs to be coped with,
不能不予理睬 不然的话人类 not ignored, otherwise, why did mankind
mankind和humankind词义相当 但mankind因其雄性词特征常被女权主义者抨击
为什么要捏造这些宗教啊 concoct all these religions?
能重新措辞一下吗 You wanna rephrase that?
抱歉 是人类 Oh, I'm sorry--humankind.
你自认为很聪明 是吗 You think you're real smart, don't you?
伙计们 上次圣诞节的经历 Guys, guys, guys. Did we learn nothing
给的教训还不够吗 from last Christmas?
我可没看出皮尔斯的宗教信仰 I don't see much difference between Pierce's religion
和别人的有什么不同 and anybody else's.
那是因为你没认真听 Well, then you're not listening,
他的信仰有激光的 because his has lasers.
听着 你们嘲笑我没信仰 Look, you guys make fun of me for not caring about religion,
但是我至少没有横加干涉 but at least I'm dedicate enough to not caring
你们各自的信仰 to let you have your own beliefs.
皮尔斯就不能有自己的信仰吗 Can't Pierce have his?
你们就不能像我一样宽容吗 Can't you be cool like me?
你好 Hello?
他的好多演说都是以接电话结束的 He ends so many of his speeches that way.
早上好 伙计们 Morning, guys.
早上好 皮尔斯 Morning, Pierce.
-老妈情况如何 -非常棒 - How's mom? - Terrific.
现在她的身体正在被气化 Her body's being vaporized as we speak.
那是什么感觉 What does that feel like?
据说爽颠了 They say it's the greatest feeling ever.
如乳脂尚未融化的圣代 唇齿留香 Like the second when the fudge on your sunday is still hot
又如新鲜出炉的隆胸美人 春光乍泄 or when you're the first one to break in a new boob job.
而且 你也同时脱离了你本体的束缚 Also, you're free from the burden of your earthly body.
确实很束缚 It is a burden.
大家好 我是尹恩·邓肯教授 Greetings, class! I am Dr. Ian Duncan.
我通常不教人类学这门课 Now, I don't normally teach Anthropology,
但鉴于鲍尔教授想把翁格勒死 But apparently Professor Bauer tried to strangle Mr. Winger
已经被带薪停职 and has been put on administrative leave with pay.
那么 什么人类学 So...what is Anthropology?
我当真在问你们 谁知道 Seriously, does anyone know?
-那个大波妹 -是研究人类的学科 - You, in the boobs. - It's the study of humanity.
我以为心理学就够糊弄人了 Wow. I thought Psychology was a racket.
哎哟喂 Well, well.
我听说有个酒鬼英国佬在讲课嘛 I heard there was a drunk limey teachin' this class.
我没喝醉 我能证明 I'm not actually drunk, and I can prove it.
我今早酒精测试合格了 I blew beneath the legal limit just this morning.
这也行 That's reassuring.
并且 我还要提醒大家 Also, I would like everyone here to know
这厮去年对我动手动脚 that this man assaulted me last year.
而且我获得了一条限制令 And I have a restraining order
他一旦近我身就会被开除 限制距离为... so I can have him expelled if he comes within...
25 25...
英尺 feet.
-阿布蒂 -来了 - Abed. - Yep.
继续吧 大牙博士 Proceed, Dr. Teeth.
[木偶秀中的乐队主唱 一口大牙]
这是有史以来最大的灾难 It is the single largest disaster in recorded history.
这比50个埃克森·瓦尔迪兹号溢油事故还严重 It is worse than 50 Exxon Valdez spills!
你也没必要冲我们吼吧 You don't have to yell at us.
也没人说这事是好事啊 Nobody is on the other side of this issue.
鹈鹕的身上沾满了石油 And the pelicans are covered in oil.
人人都喜欢鹈鹕 它们可是送子鸟 Everyone likes pelicans. They bring babies.
-那是鹳鸟 -对哦 - That's storks. - Oh, right.
[西方传说 鹳鸟为恩爱夫妻送来孩子]
好吧 我们还是喜欢它呀 Well...we still like them!
是啊 没错 Yeah, we do. Um...
我要再给你 I'm gonna give you...
20块钱 another 20.
真是太谢谢你了 Thank you so much!
我是来拿我的体检结果的 I'm here for my test results...
如果你们还没把它装裱的话 If you haven't framed them yet.
-美女 -杰夫 - Hi, gorgeous. - Jeff.
你得了严重的传染病 You have something very infectious.
-啥 -魅力感染 - What? - Charm!
你唬住我了 杰奇 You got me, Jackie.
说正经的 各项指标都很好 Seriously, everything looks great.
你的身体堪称典范 You're an incredible specimen.
就连你的痣都长得有型 Even your moles look like little hearts.
我的唯一建议是 The only thing I would suggest--
去看个医生让他给你开个 Go see a doctor and get a prescription
降胆固醇的药方 for cholesterol medication.
什么 为啥 What? Why?
你的胆固醇有点高 Your cholesterol's a little high.
没啥大不了的 吃点鸡蛋白 It's no big deal. Eat some egg whites.
但是 我还是不明白 But I-I don't understand.
等下 莫非我说你得艾滋了 Wait, did I accidentally tell you you have AIDS?
因为这错我以前犯过 'Cause I've done that before.
不 我是说 这没道理 It doesn't--I mean-- it doesn't--
我对待我的身体就像对待神庙一样 I treat my body like a temple!
那么 之前肯定也有人告诉过你 Well, I can't be the first person to tell you
神庙也不是万古长存的 that the temple doesn't last forever.
我是说 您这神庙是汉堡垒起来的 I mean, it's made of hamburger.
这就是魔域奇兵中的神庙 This is a... this is a temple of doom.
[印第安纳·琼斯与魔域奇兵]
还有 正如魔宫本身一样 And you know what? Like the real temple of doom,
即便难以接受 可它表明了这一事实 It represents the inconvenient fact
年华再美好 that all good things--
无论是真人还是电影人物 be they people or movie franchises--
终有一天会变得肌肉松弛 邋里邋遢 eventually collapse into sagging, sloppy,
满目苍夷 逝者已矣 rotten piles of hard to follow nonsense.
我需要一个人静一静 I need to be alone.
你走出去不就行了 Uh...you can do that by leaving.
好啦 Whoo. Okay.
咱们继续 Let's get goin'!
宫颈抹片可不会自己飞过来 Those paps aren't gonna smear themselves.
上帝是不存在滴 There is no god!
跟医生要推心置腹 对吧 Tell us how you really feel. Am I right?
早安 杰夫 Morning, Jeff.
你的血液检查结果拿到了吗 Did you get the results of your blood test?
-我挺好 -我看出来了 - I'm fine. - I figured.
谢谢你昨天点醒了我们 Thank you for wising us up yesterday.
我们对皮尔斯的信仰太过主观了 We were being judgmental about Pierce's religion.
但事实是 基督 But the fact is, jesus--
事实是 人总有一死 The fact is, everyone's dying.
而我们都心存一丝侥幸 And we all have these little notions
希望自己能够例外 that we're the exception,
但是等死了之后才会明白大错特错 But we're as wrong as we are dead.
说的挺好 That's nice.
你俩单独搞的那个小项目 How's it going with the little side project
进展如何啦 that just the two of you are doing?
进展太顺利了 我募集了236块钱 It's great. I made $236,
加上布雷塔募集的 Plus Britta's makes--
总数是 Well, all totaled,
差不多快250块了 对吧 布雷塔 we're close to 250, right, Britta?
格林德尔的学生很关心这件事啊 Greendale cares about this issue.
我可不这么认为 Yeah. I don't think that's it.
-什么意思 -少来了 安妮 - What do you mean? - Come on, Annie.
你知道男生们给你钱 You know guys are giving you money
是因为你耍的性感学生套招 because of the whole sexy schoolgirl routine.
-我有套招 -没错 - I have a routine? - Yeah.
你自己清楚 故意摆姿势 You know, the one where you use posture as an excuse
好凸显你的胸脯 to stick out your chest
他们讲的冷笑话 你也大笑不止 and you laugh at guys' unfunny jokes,
假装不知道 pretending not to know
他们家里有一条写着你名字的袜子 that they have a sock at home with your name on it.
可我就这样 Um...that's me,
就算有人想做一个安妮布偶 And if a guy wants to make a puppet of me,
你也管不着吧 that's hardly your concern.
鉴于你们这次活动没带上我 Well, I just may be an outsider here
所以作为一个局外人 because I was never called to participate,
依我看来貌似布雷塔不高兴 but it seems to me that Britta's upset
是因为她募的钱比你的少 because she's raising less money than you.
是啊 我募集的钱少 Yeah, I'm raising less money
是因为我不想招惹上什么强奸犯 because I'm not jump-starting date rapists.
有这么酸么 Bitter much?
我就酸了 怎么着 Say "Bitter much" Much?
有能耐你再酸一点啊 Say say "Bitter much much" Much?
这不怨我 我以前是穿背背佳的 It's not my fault. I used to wear a back brace.
明白了 That's why.
干吗带着个熔岩灯 What's with the lava lamp?
这不是熔岩灯 这是我妈 It's not a lava lamp. It's my mom.
哦呵呵 太逗了 Ha ho ho! Snap!
等下 你说啥 Wait...what?
神殿已将她气化完毕 The temple finished vaporizing her.
这就是老妈的能量罐 This is mom's energon pod.
她气化后成了这些泡泡 And that's her vapor in those little bubbles.
这玩意是免费的吧 I'm sure that thing was free, right?
能量可不是能轻易得到的 杰夫 Energon doesn't grow on trees, Jeff.
是超级蜜蜂从佛祖陨石坑里采集酿造而成 It's harvested by super bees in a buddhist meteor crater.
就位于宜家大峡谷的 Which is at the foot of mount Sky Mall
淘宝山脚下吧 in the Sharper Image Valley?
抱歉 我睡过头了 Sorry, I overslept.
人行道睡起来比看上去舒服得多啊 The sidewalk is more comfortable than it looks.
酒鬼 咕咚 咕咚 Drunk. Glug, glug, glug.
闭嘴 昨天我们讲到哪儿啦 Shut up. So where did we get to yesterday?
你个蠢驴酒罐子 You are drunk and stupid.
说真的 本 我还真有点头痛 Actually, Ben, I do have a wee big of a headache,
你能不能行行好 So if you could just--
有意思 Isn't that interesting?
我有权坐在这里 先生 I have a right to be here, sir.
嗯 你是有 Oh, you do, you do,
我也希望你听力够好 And I do hope you have very good hearing.
王八蛋 Bastard!
那么 我们昨天讲到哪里了 So, where did we get to yesterday?
我们讲的人类 We were talking about humanity,
以生开始以死结束 Which starts with birth and ends with death.
没错 True.
所有的生命终将消亡 我们人类 All life ends in death, which we, as a species,
因诅咒而有了意识 结果导致 are cursed with knowing, resulting in...
某样东西 Something.
强调一遍 这方面我实在不在行 Again, this is really not my field.
教授 麻烦讲解一下 Professor, what would you say
宗教和邪教之间 might be the difference between
区别在哪 a religion and...a cult?
这个问题何不待会再谈 Why don't we open that question to the floor,
首先我不知道 since I don't know
再者这门课的教材真的很贵 and the book for this class is expensive?
私以为 比如说 Well, I would say a cult might, for instance,
邪教会卖你一管果冻 sell you a tube of jell-o
说你妈的灵魂在里面 and tell you your mother is in it.
-杰夫 -我知道了 是不是 - Jeffrey! - I see--are we thinly veiling
课程的风头要被江湖恩仇记盖过了 a personal conflict and passing it off as a lesson?
如果是 请继续 'Cause if so, please continue.
改良的新佛教走的是正道 Reformed neo-buddhism is not a cult!
是用新的眼光看世界 It is a new way of looking at the world,
强调人权天授 emphasizing empowerment.
-像电子游戏吗 -答对了 - Like a video game? - Yes, Troy.
就像电子游戏 Very much like a video game.
你会不断升级 到一定级别 You gain levels, and at a certain point,
就真的能吃鬼魂 you actually can eat a ghost.
啥 我也想吃鬼魂 What? I wanna eat a ghost!
打住 别被他的歪理邪说 No. No, do not let him pollute your brain
污染了 特洛伊 with this crap, Troy.
-但是可以提问 -我有疑问 - It's okay to ask questions. - I have a question.
你说你妈妈的肉体气化了 You said your mother went from a solid to a vapor.
在你的宗教里 会不会有人变成液态 Do people in your religion ever take liquid form,
就像《深海秘影》里那样 like the Creatures In The Abyss
还有小儿退烧药水 or children's tylenol?
问得很好 That's a good question.
实际上 当佛祖归来时 Actually, when buddha returns,
我们都会液化 We all take liquid form
融合成一片知识的海洋 and merge into a shimmering ocean of knowledge.
经文里说尝起来就像夏威夷果饮 Which, according to scripture, tastes like Hawaiian punch.
我挺喜欢夏威夷果饮 I do like Hawaiian punch.
你们要是感兴趣 Hey, if you're really curious,
明天来参加佛寺的露天集会 come to my church's open hive tomorrow.
好吃好喝 还有免费信用核查 You know, wine, beer, free credit checks.
吃喝限量吗 How much wine and beer per person?
-开玩笑吧 -我们正在说 什么 - Oh, come on! - We're having a con--what?
不好意思 请问这里是麻醉学课吗 Excuse me. Is this anesthesiology?
没错 正是 Yes. Yes, it is.
都别穿帮 Just go with this.
真令人惋惜 不管能帮上多少 It's really sad. Anything helps.
不论捐献些什么 都能... So just anything you could give would be really...
你好啊 Hey!
这些鹈鹕需要你的救助 I like need you to save the pelicans.
它们都长着鹈鹕的羽毛 They're all feathery and pelicany.
可爱死了 I wuv them.
谢谢你哦 Thank you!
只要会装嗲卖乖 Wow. It really is easy to raise money
募捐真是易如反掌 when you sell out your gender.
要是旁边没这样的人 I'm sure it's even easier
肯定会更容易点 when you're not standing next to this.
你这个白痴大混蛋 Hey, jerk! You're stupid!
快给钱 我懂得比你多 Gimme money. I know more than you.
我啥都不懂 Oh, I don't know anything.
就是需要男生 I need boys.
为了拯救地球 我的背都痛了 Saving the planet makes my back hurt.
很显然我根本不需要男人 Oh, I obviously don't need guys for anything.
所以我才大白天穿高跟靴卖性感 That's why I wear stripper boots during the day
午餐只吃芹菜和芥菜 and eat only celery and mustard for lunch!
-我老笑个不停 -我老板着个脸 - Oh, I never stop smiling. - I never start!
我的毛衣总是缩水 My sweaters keep shrinking!
我提早一小时起床就为做个自然卷发 I get up an hour early to ever-so-slightly curl my hair.
你俩真是天差地别 Yeah, you're both so different.
麻杆儿妞 Skinny bitches.
你好 街头贵公子 Hello, Billionaire Boys Club.
[亿万少年俱乐部 服饰品牌 主打奢华街头风]
能问问今天课上怎么回事吗 Mind if I ask what happened in class today?
你凭空编出了一节40分钟的麻醉学课 You pulled 40 minutes of anesthesiology out of your ass.
那确实 Yeah, I did.
不过我是指你的"老"朋友 But, uh, I meant your elderly friend.
你知道我多久没吃甜甜圈了吗 Do you know how many times I haven't eaten a donut?
-不知 -知道我小学时多少次 - I do not. - How much I got teased
因为用餐巾吸披萨上的油而被人笑吗 in grade school for dabbing my pizza with napkins?
我经历过痛苦 I've suffered.
我否认过自己 I've denied myself.
就因为规则上说 只要这样做 Because the rules said if I did that,
就能活得更久 I would live longer.
然后 游戏玩到一半 But then, halfway through the game,
我才得知 做什么其实都无所谓 I get this little update that it doesn't matter what I do.
就算我天天补充粗纤维 I could eat powdered bran every day
而你大口大口吞甜品 while you suck down figgy pudding,
我还是会早你一步驾鹤 and I still might die first.
真不公平 我想把甜甜圈都吃回来 It's unfair! I want my donuts back.
我觉得你有点小孩子脾气 而且 Well, I think you're being a little childish, and--
等等 我要用限制令 Hold on a sec. I need to use my force field
让昌吃不到东西 to prevent Chang from getting food.
说到哪了 听着 Where were we? Look...
就我看来 虽然你自称无神论者 The way I see it, while claiming to have no religion,
实际你是在虔诚地崇拜自我 you were actually devoutly worshipping yourself.
现在你的上帝胆固醇高了点 And now that your god has high cholesterol,
你就想方设法为难皮尔斯 you're trying to kick Pierce's in the balls.
你说得对 You're right.
我一直在打击皮尔斯的信仰 All I've been trying to do is crush Pierce's faith
好让自己不那么惧怕死亡 to feel better about dying.
然后呢 And...
然后我意识到这就是我的目标 And now that I realize that that was my goal...
接着说 Mm-hmm?
我就能撸起袖子 I can really roll up my sleeves
重拳出击 and get it done.
-就是这样 -多谢 - There it is. - Thank you!
客气客气 You're welcome.
其实我不是那意思 No, that wasn't what I--
其实我无所谓 Actually, I don't care.
姑娘们 看看谁顿悟了 Hey girls, guess who found buddha.
-好啊 -好啊 - Hey. - Hi.
我们准备去参加皮尔斯的佛教露天集会 We're on our way to pierce's buddhist open hive.
不过我要先请他们吃冰淇淋 But first I'm taking these fellows for ice cream
作为质疑皮尔斯信仰的赔礼 as an apology for questioning Pierce's faith.
皮尔斯说我该尝尝69号口味 Pierce says there's this 69th flavor I need to try.
好兴奋哟 I am excited.
伙计们 我车在那边 Hey, guys, my car's over there.
好极了 Cool.
猜猜怎么着 Guess what.
我不是要请他们去吃冰淇淋 I'm not actually taking them for ice cream.
我要带他们去地方停尸房 I am taking them to the county morgue
我已经确认过 where I have confirmed that
皮尔斯母亲质感十足的尸体 Pierce's mother's very un-vaporized corpse
会躺在不锈钢板上候着我们 will be lying on a stainless steel slab for all to see.
大惊喜 欢迎来到现实 Surprise! Welcome to reality.
欢迎面对死亡 Welcome to death.
-玩得开心 -祝你好运 - Have fun. - Good luck.
不是吧 Wow.
你俩真不是一般的扫兴鬼 You guys are real downers.
真不敢相信我跟你俩都有过一腿 I can't believe I made out with both of you.
真没眼力 Ugh.
我看看筹了多少钱了 I'll check the basket.
抱歉 Sorry.
我差点弯腰了 I almost arched my back a little.
我知道你讨厌这戏码 I know you hate that.
应该我来数 因为我是个辎铢必争的贱人 No, I should count it. Since I'm a calculating bitch.
我来 因为我才是 No, I should, since I'm the one
装嗲卖乖的那位 who's whoring out our gender!
-还给我 -我来数 - Give that back to me. - I'm gonna count it!
-放手 -给我 - Let go! - Gimme that!
咋滴 觉得好玩是不 Oh, yeah? Think this is funny?
-觉得好玩是不 -别碰我 - You think it's funny? - Get off of me!
你个小疯子 You little brat!
我恨你 I hate you!
我就是冲这个才搬来美利坚 Now, this is why I came to America.
咱们放点音乐听吧 Maybe we should listen to some music.
可以啊 No problem.
我把本人精选集带过来了 I brought the jam book from the Pierce mobile.
本来可以放些怀旧金曲 I could play some of the old stuff,
但你们就又有机会拿我开涮了 but you guys would make fun of me.
那么 So...
给你俩点甜头 就从肯尼·罗根斯开始吧 I'll throw ya... a bone and put in some Loggins.
[70年代开始走红的音乐才子]
这家冰淇淋店好远啊 This ice cream place is far.
相信我 路远是值得的 Trust me. It's worth it.
这是什么 What's this?
这是老妈的笔迹 This is mom's handwriting.
原来你在车库就是弄这个啊 Is that what you were doing in the garage,
笨老妈 you silly goose?
她在弥留之际灌制了一张CD? She spent her last moments alive making a CD?
经典黑帮桥段 That's gangster!
皮尔斯 既然你发现了CD Pierce, you found the CD,
这就意味着 我已经死了 which means... I'm dead.
气化了 Vaporized.
我没有气化 皮尔斯 我死了 I'm not vaporized. I'm gone, Pierce.
永远地离开了 Gone forever and...
其实这样挺好 That's how I like it.
人生苦短 生命的价值本就不大 Life is only worth a damn because it's short.
生命的意义就在于感受每一天 It's designed to be consumed, used,
充分利用每一寸光阴 spent, lived, felt.
我们应该用错误和奇迹 We're supposed to fill it with every mistake
去充实生命的每一刻 and miracle we can manage.
到最后 更应该坦然放手 And then we're supposed to let go.
皮尔斯 我不能勉强你对自己放手 I can't force you to do that for yourself, Pierce.
但你也不能勉强我留下 But you can't force me to stay.
如果你拧开那破玩意儿的顶部 And if you unscrew the top of that stupid thing,
你会发现"中国制造"四个字 You'll see it was made in china.
我爱你 儿子 I love you, son.
再见了 Good-bye.
我自己来个退场曲 I'll play myself out.
这正好证明了一件事 Well, that proves one thing.
这女人终究晚节不保 临了还是疯了 That woman was really losing her marbles toward the end.
你真觉得她还在这瓶子里? You...seriously still think she's in there?
为啥不信 Why wouldn't I?
没啥 No reason.
冰淇淋店到底在哪儿 So...where's this ice cream place?
-在哪儿 -那个... - Yeah. - Oh...um...
其实 我 You know, the-- I think I...
刚才在路上看到一家更好的 actually saw a better one back there.
本来想带你们去的那家 气氛不大好 The place I was gonna take you was...kinda depressing.
能多洒点木屑在排水沟上吗 Oh, can we get a little more sawdust on that storm gutter?
谢谢 Thank you!
-对不起 -我也很抱歉 - I'm sorry-- - I'm sorry too.
我对你有些妒嫉了 I just got jealous of you.
别这样说 你是一语惊醒梦中人 No, but you totally called me on what I was doing,
还有 我吻杰夫 And... I only kissed Jeff
只因为我想知道自己能否吻到 because I wanted to see if I could do it,
因为我想和你一样又潮又性感 because I wanna be cool and sexy like you.
我真不敢相信自己这么恶心 I can't believe how gross I am.
我讨厌自己 所以我才和杰夫上床的 I only slept with Jeff because I hate myself,
筹款的事我看你不爽 也是因为我讨厌自己 and that's why I got after you for raising money.
我是恶心乘以二 I'm twice as gross.
还有一件事 And you know the reason
我们油中互博5分钟募集的钱比前两天都多 that we raised more money in five minutes of oil wrestling
你知道为什么吗 than we did in two days of fundraising?
因为男人是恶心的平方? Because... men are even grosser?
如果我们忘了这点 他们就胜利了 And when we forget that, they win.
真好 Yeah. All right.
-真好真好 -对嘛 快来点实质性的 - All right, all right. - Yeah, do it.
看来你们真的去买冰淇淋了 Oh, so you got actual ice cream.
对啊 还淋上了花生酱和巧克力 Yeah. With peanut butter and hot fudge.
去他个球 是人就会死 What the hell, right? Nobody lives forever.
不要介意 No offense.
没事儿 随你咋想 这是自由的国度 Nah, think what you want. It's a free country.
阿布蒂 这星期都没怎么看到你 I barely saw this week, Abed,
忙什么呢 What have you been up to?
没忙啥 Not much.
干什么 What?
逮到你了 25英尺以内了 Whoa! Busted! 25 feet!
违规的可是你 Which puts you in violation
我申请了对付你的限制令 of this restraining order I filed against you
因为你用你的限制令来折磨我 for abusing me with your restraining order!
两相抵消 Mutually assured destruction.
厉害啊 昌 Well played, Chang.
谢谢 Thank you.
一句胜千言 That means a lot.
帮我和两位油兮兮的美女 Do you mind getting a quick photo of me
拍张合影好吗 with the oily coeds?
-中间的按钮 -好的 - Center button. - Okay.
-你真好 -别客气 - You're the man. - Yeah, no problem.
辣妹泄油事件
刚果 米婆沙
他们如何能进入他的潜意识
那只是汤姆·贝伦杰的臆想
[《盗梦空间》中Peter Browning的扮演者]
他 那不是臆想 He... not a projection.
是那个英国佬假扮成了汤姆·贝伦杰 He's the British guy pretending to be Tom Berenger.
但他们必须得进入那个臆想
汤姆·贝伦杰的臆想
那是误导 It was a mislead.
这可是《盗梦空间》的要旨所在 That's the whole point of "Inception".
现实的颠覆 Subversion of reality.
我浆糊了
我也整不明白为啥你要跟我拽英语
他还没看呢 表剧透 He hasn't seen it yet!
不是吧