...快乐 ... to you.
真是奇怪 为什么我们只唱最后两个字 That was weird--how come we only sang the last two words?
"生日"那两个字跑哪去了 What happened to the happy birthday part?
特洛伊是耶和华见证会的教徒 Well, you know Troy's a Jehovah's witness.
他不庆祝生日的 He doesn't celebrate birthdays.
安妮和我尽可能 Annie and I did our best
把蛋糕上的字弄的符合要求 to keep the language on the cake compliant.
一份随意甜点间向你问好 "Hello during a random dessert,
今天与你从子宫中迸发之日 "the month and day of which coincide numerically
同月同日不同年 with your expulsion from a uterus."
伙计们 我从来不哭 但是... You guys, I never cry, but...
好吧 迸发快乐 特洛伊 All right. Happy expulsion, Troy,
吃过蛋糕 我们可得努力学习了 but after cake, we cram for realsies.
大伙们 马上要期末考试了 Guys, finals are coming up.
是啊 学习小组开始利用特殊日子 Yeah. This group is starting to use special occasions
来逃避学习了 to avoid studying.
上周我们吃了奶酪火锅 玩拼字游戏 Last week we had fondue and played boggle
就因为雪瑞的侄女第一次洗礼 because Shirley's niece took her first bath.
-还是泡泡浴 -谢谢 那日子很重要 - With bubbles. - Thank you. It's a milestone.
有意思 上周我过生日 Funny, because last week was my birthday,
大家都不闻不问 and nobody noticed and nobody cared.
皮尔斯 Pierce...
你不记得我们给你办的巨型派对了吗 You don't remember the huge party we threw?
你看你止疼药吃多了吧 We need to talk about those pain killers you're taking
脑子已经不记事了 because I don't think you're remembering anything.
那派对相当隆重了 That was a huge party.
我参加过最棒的派对 It was the best party of my life!
逗你玩 Gotcha!
我当然记得我的生日 Of course I remember my birthday.
派对超赞的 What a party.
是啊 蛋糕的钱你还没给我呢 Yeah, you still owe me for the cake deposit.
你当我不记得吗 Oh, you think I don't know that?
特洛伊... Troy...
特洛伊 Troy.
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《废柴联盟》 第二季 第十集 iTunes 720p版本调教：Tears
《狂踢海揍之底特律》 不可能 Kick Puncher: Detroit! No way!
-到处都卖光了 -不是所有的地方 - This is sold out everywhere! - Not everywhere.
我在底特律有个表亲 I got a cousin in Detroit.
那的人不喜欢这部电影 They're not crazy about it up there.
庆祝20岁就应该这样 谢谢 This is how you turn 20. Thanks!
哎呦喂 底下还有草莓呢 Ooh, there's strawberries under there.
来 我来帮帮你 Here, let me, uh, help you with that.
我腿断了 又不是小弟弟断了 I broke my legs, not my gender.
好吧 Okay.
在我们...看看我准备了什么 While we're... watching this unfold,
一些生日趣闻轶事 some birthday facts to enjoy.
特洛伊明天过生日 12月4号 Troy's birthday is tomorrow, December 4th.
在那天出生的人还有 泰拉·班克斯 Also born that day, Tyra Banks...
泰拉·班克斯 美国名模 主持人
-恶心 -玛丽莎·托梅 - Ugh. - Marisa Tomei...
玛丽莎·托梅 美国著名电影演员
以及法国电影摄影师克劳德·雷诺瓦 And French cinematographer Claude Renoir.
赞 全是名人 Yes! Jackpot!
按照中国的农历 特洛伊属马 On the chinese calendar, Troy is a horse.
和我一样 Like me.
意志坚强 沉着冷静 热爱社交 "Purposeful, self-possessed, and gregarious."
不对 我确定我是属蛇的 No. I'm pretty sure I'm a snake.
我之所以记得 是因为我果敢坚决 沉着冷静 I remember because I'm determined, self-possessed,
热爱说谎 and mendacious.
皮尔斯 搞毛呢 你在干什么 Pierce, what is this? What are you doing?
解释一下 Explain yourself.
是谁做的这个破蛋糕 Who made this crappy cake anyway?
某个蛋糕房的某个蛋糕师 A cake maker. At a cake store.
他们做的不对 They did it wrong.
特洛伊 我们是90年生人 属马 Troy, we're 1990. We're horses.
我是89年出生的 I was born in '89.
那么 Then...
你是21年前出生的 You were born 21 years ago.
刚好是20岁啊 Which would make me 20,
因为每个人都过两次10岁 because everyone is 10 for two years.
因为五年级对所有人来说都很...难 Because fifth grade is really hard for every...one.
该死 老妈 你到底骗过我多少次啊 Mom, how many lies have I been living!
特洛伊 你意识到过了午夜你就21岁了吗 Troy, do you realize at midnight you are turning 21
那可是合法饮酒的年龄啊 as in "The legal drinking age"?
哇哦 Whoa!
这个派对明显不够给力 我们出去玩 This party just became unacceptable--we're going out.
-没错 -但是你们刚刚 - Yep! - But you guys were just
还在抱怨说我们派对开得太多 complaining about us having too many parties.
无趣的太多 这才是真正的派对 Too many lame ones. This is real.
-怎么就"真正"了呢 -雪瑞 你想象 - Well, what makes it real? - Well, Shirley, think of it
这是特洛伊的第一次洗礼 as Troy taking his first bath,
不过要把泡泡换成精气神 only the bubbles are his manhood.
没错 我就是要浸泡在精气中 Yes. I wanna bathe in manhood.
我带你去艾艾街酒吧 I'm taking you to l street.
是屎屎街吧 Douche street.
很明显你不喜欢给力的酒吧 Oh, of course you hate cool bars.
我猜你根本就没去过艾艾街酒吧 I don't suppose you've ever even been to l street.
是没有 贝鲁特我还没去过呢[黎巴嫩首都] No. But I also haven't been to Beirut.
但是总有一天我会去的 But I'm sure I will go one day,
因为我听说他们有很多重要的文化... because I hear they have lots of important cultural--
扯个毛啊 It's my birthday.
和艾艾街那个屎地方不同 Unlike l street, which is douchey.
好吧 听听你有什么建议 All right, let's hear your great suggestions.
-红门酒吧啊 -是啊 红门酒吧 - The red door. - Oh, yeah, the red door!
-红色潮人还差不多 -不是潮人酒吧 - The red hipster. - Not hipster.
潮人还没发现这个酒吧呢 Hipsters haven't discovered it yet.
在地下哦 It's underground.
我们去"假腿巴勃罗"这样的地方怎么样 Why don't we go someplace fun like Peg Leg Pablo's?
他们提供无酒精"泥石流"鸡尾酒 They serve virgin mudslides.
那是奶昔 雪瑞 Those are milk shakes, Shirley.
伙计们 你们太自私了 You guys! All you think about is yourselves.
想想我嘛 我19岁 去不了酒吧 Think about me. I'm 19. I can't get into bars.
-爱莫能助 -好吧... - Yeah, sorry. - Okay, well...
好好玩 Have fun.
服了 我给安妮弄身份证 Fine. I'll get Annie an I.D.
-假身份证吗 -是真的 - A fake I.D.? - It will be real.
只不过不是你的 It just won't be yours.
我们红门酒吧见 I will see you at the red door.
想得美 我们不去"红门诗社" Nice try. We're not going to red poet's society.
杰夫在暗指电影《死亡诗社》
我们也不会去屎屎街酒吧的 Well, we're not going to douche street either.
好吧 数到三 说出你去过的 Fine. Count of three, name the least offensive bar
还算不错的酒吧 you've ever been to.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
弗拉纳罕洞 Flannahan's hole.
解决了 特洛伊 坐我的车吗 Done. Troy, you ride with me?
那还用问吗 Do you even have to ask?
皮尔斯 你坐我的面包车吗 Pierce, do you wanna ride in my van?
我不是残疾人 I'm not a disabled.
我不需要人帮我 I don't need people helping me
做一些简单的事情 或是宠着我 do normal things and doting over me...
你们为什么不闪到一边... Why don't you just leave--
好吧 看谁先到 Okay! I'll beat you there.
我认为这个女孩长得不像我 I don't think this girl looks very much like me.
拜托 你们不都是黑发白妞嘛 Come on. She's a white brunette.
-安妮·海瑟薇也是啊 -继续说 - So is Anne Hathaway. - Go on?
安妮·海瑟薇 美国著名影星
你的朋友 What's your friend doing
拿着一大推别人的身份证干什么 with a stack of other people's IDs.
不知道 有时人们离开美国时 I don't know-- sometimes people sell their I.D.
或是缺钱时 就会把身份证卖掉 when they're leaving the state and need cash.
这么说她是个流浪者 So she's a drifter.
"漂儿" A floater.
流浪女 An urchin.
卡罗琳·德克 德克萨斯州 科珀斯克里斯蒂市 Caroline Decker from ccorpus Christi,Texas.
德州啊 我要不要带点口音 Texas? Do I need an accent?
你用不着带什么口音 You don't need an accent.
好啊 熊弟们 俺是卡罗琳·德克 Howdy, y'all. I'm Caroline Decker.
别抽风了 Please don't do that.
阿拉保证 I guar-un-tee!
-那是法裔口音 -法裔 - That's Cajun. - Cajun.
我应该查查科珀斯克里斯蒂 I should research Corpus Christi.
安妮 放轻松 Annie, relax.
我可轻松不起来 布雷塔 I'm not a relaxed person, Britta.
我未雨绸缪 准备周全 I think ahead. I prepare.
我的人生从不随波逐流 不像卡罗琳·德克 I don't improvise my life like...Caroline Decker,
搞不好她的信用极烂 who probably has really bad credit
身上的美人鱼纹身都没纹全 and an unfinished mermaid tattoo.
-干吗 -弗拉纳罕洞关门了 - What? - Flannahan's Hole is closed.
这不是...我没故作聪明骗你 That's not a-- I-I'm not being clever.
我是说它已经停业了 I mean it's out of business.
哼 没个性就这下场 Well, that's what they get for trying to please everyone.
-现在咋办 -三水那里 - So now what? - Well, there's a place
倒是有个地方 at Third and Water.
蛮有趣 蛮低级 It's fun, divey,
不过不是那种脏乱差的低级 but not staph infection divey.
它的名字貌似挺俗烂或是很反讽 It's either got a gross name or an ironically fancy one.
-或两者兼具 -哦 舞池啊 行 - Possibly both. - Oh. The Ballroom. Good.
-去三水 -等下 哪里 - Go to Third and Water. - Wait--what?
咱之前可不是这么定的 That wasn't the deal!
雪瑞不想去 Shirley's pushing back.
为啥 因为那里没有塑料菜单和奶昔吗 Why, because they don't have plastic menus and milk shakes?
为啥 因为那里没有 Why, because they don't--
别学舌 笨妞 Don't repeat that, you goon!
靠 听着 你来搞定妇女们 Jeez. Look, just-- the women are your problem,
男人们要去舞池了 and the men are going to the Ballroom.
这次哥是真聪明了 And now I guess I am being clever.
话说 塑料餐单不好吗 So...plastic menus are bad?
瞧 这就是我需要学习的东西啊 See, this is the kinda stuff I need to learn.
我还以为塑料菜单蛮不错 Plastic menus seems like a great idea to me
尤其是你把东西洒到上面时 for when you spill something on them,
然后你的妈妈会说 嘿 特洛伊 and then your mom says, "Hey, Troy,
你搞得大家都没办法吃快餐了 you're ruining Fuddruckers for everyone."
Fuddruckers 美国著名汉堡快餐店
特洛伊 你现在已踏入生命中新的一页 Troy...you're entering the next chapter of your life.
很不幸 这也是最后一页 Sadly, it's the final chapter,
但同时也是最漫长的一页 but it's also the longest.
如果你技艺高超 这会是最灿烂的一页 And if you play it right, the best.
我和你 咱们现在就是俩男人 You and I... we're just two guys now.
同辈人 平起平坐 Peers. Equals.
太振奋人心了 So awesome.
搞不好待会你还会让我开你的车呢 Maybe later you'll let me drive your car.
你好 旧敌 Hello, former enemy.
到子夜他就21岁了 没问题吧 He's 21 at midnight. Cool?
行 生日快乐 Yeah. Happy birthday.
多谢 Thanks.
我真是不喜欢这个地方 Uh, I-I don't like this place.
你表达的很清楚了 雪瑞 真是的 Ugh. You made that clear, Shirley. Oy vey.
俺叫卡罗琳·德克 从科珀斯克里斯蒂来 Caroline Decker from Corpus Christi.
安妮 你不需要带口音 Annie, you don't need an accent.
可我身份证上写的德州 他们会怀疑的 If my I.D. Says Texas, they'll be suspicious.
他们才不会问呢 They're not gonna question your I.D.
因为你是身材火辣的大美妞 Because you're a hot girl.
我们可以帮他们招揽人气 We're good for business.
你越性感惹火 The hotter you are,
他们就越敢冒风险 the more they'll risk the fine.
好啊 Howdy?
进去吧 Go ahead.
等等等 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
小心驶得万年船嘛 Can't be too careful.
理解万岁 I understand.
嘿 嘿 雪瑞 Hey, hey, Shirley!
欢迎回来 Welcome back!
你不认识我 You don't know me. Hmm?
明白不 Okay?
明白 Yeah.
这个地方不错嘛 This place is all right!
是啊 还行吧 Yeah. It's okay.
这些照片肯定都是常客们留的 These pictures must be of all the regulars.
你们觉得有朝一日我会不会也荣登墙面 You think someday I can make it up to this wall?
这话我不太常说 特洛伊 但是 I don't say this often, Troy, but...
现实点 Dream a little smaller.
你们还想点些什么吗 Can I get you guys anything?
我不用了 I-I'm okay!
再来一杯麦卡伦威士忌 纯的 Another macallan. Neat.
伏特加 纯的 加四个橄榄 Vodka. Neat. Four olives.
我要等到午夜 I'm waiting till midnight.
美女你呢 Sweetie?
水 Water!
哟 你这是哪里的口音啊 Oh, where's that accent from?
德州 科珀斯克里斯蒂市 Corpus Christi. Texas.
邮编78418 78418.
你们来城里做啥子 What are you doin' here in town?
妹啥事 俺觉得 Not much, I reckon...
就是到处瞎逛 Just driftin', floatin',
四处流浪 Spittin' in the wind.
随遇而安嘛 General waywardness.
晓得了 All righty.
安妮 你已经进来了 Annie, you're in the bar.
你用不着再扮德州人了 You don't have to be from Texas anymore.
我不知道该怎么回答嘛 I don't know how it works.
我又不常泡吧 布雷塔 I'm not a barfly, Britta.
有小行星复仇诶[游戏] 起开 They have asteroids. Slide out.
好好好 O-okay. Oh! Oh! Okay.
我要去转一转 I-I'm gonna go take a little look around.
-我也去 -安妮 - Me too. - Annie.
别乱喝别人的酒 Don't accept any drinks.
有人请你去洗手间也别去 Or invitations to the bathroom.
那么你第一杯合法的酒准备点啥 So what are you gonna order for your first legal drink?
-我能点啥 -随便你选 - What should I get? - Whatever you want.
-选啥都行 -我要啤酒 - No wrong answers. - I like beer.
-别点啤酒 -你已经喝过啤酒了 - Don't order beer. -You've had beer.
那 那我该点啥 W-what should I get?
你觉得你喜欢什么样的 Well, what do you think you might like?
我是说 现在你能做主了 I mean, it's your world now.
-随心所欲 -我的叔叔卡尔 - Follow your heart. - My uncle Carl
对我的生活影响挺大的 played a big role in my life.
他教会我怎么玩橄榄球 He taught me how to throw a football.
今年他过世了 He...he passed away this year.
他最爱的酒是七七鸡尾酒 His favorite drink was a Seven and Seven.
-别点那个 -那个酒很难喝 - Don't order that. - That's an awful drink.
你该喝点更好的 You're better than that.
那是高中女生才会点的酒 That's a high school drink for girls.
其实吧 刚才点的水俺想换成 Actually, I'll have a root beer
麦根汽水[不含酒精的饮料] instead of that water.
-没问题 -谢谢 好银啊 - Sure thing. - Thank you kindly.
这里的银都好好善良 Y'all are so nice in this town.
俺叫卡罗琳 从科珀斯克里斯蒂来的 I'm Caroline. From Corpus Christi.
俺在鳟鱼养殖场长大的 Grew up on a trout farm.
洪湖水呀浪呀么啦大浪哟 Deedly-do. * doo doo doo doo
哦 当心哦 Oh, careful.
你要是玩儿的再好点 You score any higher on this thing,
《星际战士》情节: 某游戏高手被招徕抵御外星人
莱兰斯就会把你招募过去 the Rylans are gonna recruit you
去跟外星帝国决战 to fight against the Ko-Dan Empire.
《星际战士》 The last starfighter.
你有25周年蓝光版本吗 Did you get the 25th anniversary blu-ray?
天蝎是"斯卡瑞人"跟"和平卫士"杂交种吗 Was Scorpius half-Scarran, half-Peacekeeper?
《遥远星际》中的人物
我当然有蓝光版本的《星际战士》 Frell, yes, I got starfighter on blu-ray.
你是科幻剧集《遥远星际》的粉丝 You're a fan of the sci-fi original series Farscape.
我能请你喝一杯吗 Can I buy you a drink?
身份证有吗 You got some id?
你逗傻子呢 Very funny, punk.
滚开 Get outta my way!
搞不懂你这种人是怎么找到工作的 I don't know how people like you even get jobs today.
要搭把手吗 伙计 Hey, do you need help, man?
这就合你心意了吧 切 You'd like that, wouldn't you? Ha ha!
狗落平阳被猫骑 A little turning of the tables.
你瞎说啥呢 The turning of what tables?
我不知道 离我远点 I don't know! Leave me alone!
俺那么一拳 So I punched her.
正中脸盘 Right in the face.
你揍了感化主任? Your probation officer?
没惹上麻烦吧 Didn't you get in trouble?
那是必然惹上麻烦了 Hell, yes, I got in trouble!
又不是第一次 也不会是最后一次 Wasn't the first time. Won't be the last.
俺又不是什么清醒人 I'm not exactly known for my sound judgment.
俺在老家的名号就是变幻无常Caroline Back in Corpus Christi, they call me capricious Caroline.
变幻无常啥意思 What's capricious mean?
大概就是说 Probably means I'm...
姐姐我活的太充实 没空学成语 too busy livin' life to be learnin' $5-words.
太够劲了 Ha ha! Hot damn!
成年威士忌 千万别加冰 With an aged scotch, never use ice.
千万别加 明白没 Never use ice. Got it.
-为啥 -暴殄天物 - Why? - Destroys it.
最多也就能加两滴泉水 At most, what you want-- two drops of spring water.
-能提味儿 -老天爷 - Activates the flavor. - Good lord.
莫非要上艾艾街酒吧的墙面 Do they have the rules to high-maintenance poser drinker
都得装逼才行么 on the wall at L street?
-有吗 -装逼? - Do they? - Poser drinking?
喝你的伏特加加四个橄榄吧 Hey, miss vodka, need four olives.
怎么说你好呢 "蒂尼"俩字配不上你吗 What's that called, the too-cool-to-care-tini?
是吗 Is it?
你这迫于无奈的原生态点单词儿 I bet the forced starkness of that drink order
怕是让不少红门四眼男为之侧目吧 turns a lotta horn-rimmed heads at the red door.
真想听懂你俩在说啥 I can't wait to understand these arguments!
熊弟们 再来一轮 Hey, y'all, 'nother round for ya.
豆害活着吧 Everybody holdin' up?
俺速度回来 I'll be back in two shakes of a rabbit's ass.
那是谁啊 Who the hell was that?
我出去一趟 I gotta go see a woman
见见镜中那位女版小野马 about the female equivalent of a horse.
妙极 把缰绳带回来给特洛伊看看嘛 Classy. Way to show Troy the ropes.
闭嘴 艾艾酒吧男 Shut up, L street.
那娘们真要人命 That woman is a hurricane.
是啊 Yeah.
这是贬义 特洛伊 Hurricanes are bad, Troy.
我知道 I know.
我一直觉得 I always thought it's possible
克莱顿掉进那个虫洞里面 that the wormhole Crichton fell through
虫洞: 物理概念上的时空隧道
不光空间瞬移 连时间也变幻了 moved him across not only space but also time,
因此萨贝人可能就是未来的他们 which would suggest that the sebaceans are our future selves
而克莱顿一直魂牵梦萦的星球已不存在 and Crichton is longing for a planet that no longer exists.
有意思 你啤酒没怎么喝嘛 Ha. Hey, you're really nursing that beer.
这是说得通的 Ahh. Which would make sense,
不然这虫洞就是把人从某时某地 because what kind of wormhole would it be
瞬移到同一时间同一星系的另一处 if it could only move from one place to another
这还算神马虫洞啊 within the same galaxy on the same day?
说到虫洞呢 You know, speaking of wormholes,
你看这样如何 Uh, whaddaya say we use one to...
咱们转移到一个安静点的地方详谈 teleport this conversation someplace a little more private?
这不合理啊 That doesn't make any sense.
虫洞和转移是两个不同的概念 Wormholes and teleportation are two different things.
我这唧唧歪歪半天就是说这事 That's what I've been talking about this whole time.
-我发现了 -干杯 - I noticed. - Cheers.
俺跟着那个叫"渔"的乐队 三点水的渔 I followed that band phish-- spells it with "Ph".
他们在哪儿演出 俺就睡在附近的停车场 I just lived in parking lots wherever they played.
俺压根不好他们的银乐 I don't even like their music.
就想瞅瞅俺能撑下来不 Just did it to see if I could do it.
猜咋样 姐明显可以 And guess what. I could!
-现在干些什么呢 -俺不知道 - So what now? - I dunno!
就算俺打算好了 Even if I planned it, plans just fall off me
那也不一定能实现啊 like chicken crap off an armadilla.
安妮喜欢打算 俺不行 Annie's the one that plans things, not me.
安妮是俺朋友 她在这上学 Annie's my friend. She goes to school here.
那小妮儿就爱瞎打算 Thinks she's got it all figured out.
她还想主修保健管理呢 She wants to major in healthcare management.
那是啥意思啊 What does that even mean?
不懂 No idea.
俺来告诉你 I'll tell you what it means.
念完硕士还得实习 It means a master's degree followed by an internship.
接下来十五年都板上钉钉了 She's got the next 15 years of her life
她如今只有俩选择 all mapped out, and all she gotta do now
要么继续 要么杯具 is just follow it or screw it up.
还要苏打水么 Another soda?
给俺来杯螺丝起子鸡尾酒吧 Actually, gimme a screwdriver.
反正俺哪儿不去 I got no place to be.
俺又不是安妮 What am I...Annie?
第一季如果你看第二遍就会发现 The first season, when you watch it the second time,
比三季好看 第四季呢 is better than the third season, and the fourth season,
如果你看五遍 when you watch it the fifth time--
好吧 你叫什么名字 Okay. Um... what's your name?
-阿布蒂 -阿布蒂 我是罗伯特 - Abed. - Abed, I'm Robert.
你好 罗伯特 Hey, Robert.
阿布蒂 你想... Abed, would you like to have...
跟我玩儿基么 Gay sex...with me?
-不想 谢谢 -我去 - No, thank you. - Wow.
好吧 那你丫究竟什么毛病 Okay, so... what is wrong with you
居然在这坐这么久 that you can sit here this whole time
都没发现有人想跟你调情吗 and never pick up on the fact that a man is hitting on you?
那个啊 我早发现了 Oh, I actually did pick up on it after a while.
你发现... You actually--
然后呢 And?
我真的 真的喜欢聊《遥远星际》 I really, really like talking about farscape.
那剧挺好看的 It's a really good show.
《星际之门》更好 Stargate's better.
电量不足 Battery depleted.
日 Oh, man.
这样不好 That is wrong!
等等 Wait.
姐们儿 Hey, there!
干啥去啦 What you been up to?
我去... I was just, uh,
去给这些照片里的可怜人祈祷了 praying for these poor souls in these photographs.
太善良了 可是... Oh, that's nice, but, uh...
你漏了一个呢 You missed one.
我在厕所里找到的 I found it in the ladies room.
喝成这样就打出租吧
给我 Uh...give that to me?
别 别 别伤心嘛 No, no, come on! Don't feel bad.
这让我们爱你更多了 This makes us like you way more.
你当笑话看是吧 You think this is really funny.
-是 -有一点 - Yeah. - Yeah, a little.
我是灌过几年黄汤 I had some bad years.
但是我喝解酒水 With a chaser.
别这样 照片挺好玩的 Come on. It's a funny picture,
因为你平时都一副正经样 Because you act so perfect all the time.
而且照片多有僵尸韵味啊 And because you look like a zombie,
但是你觉得难过 我们就不会笑了 but it's not funny when you're sad.
我们是挺你的 放轻松吧 We're on your team. Relax.
过去坐坐 我生日哦 Sit down. It's my birthday.
照片给我 Give it to me.
周一再见了 See you all on Monday.
雪瑞 等等 Shirley. Wait.
咋了 What?
没咋 快给老娘让开 Nothing.Get out of my way!
咱没法给你让开 I can't get out of your way.
我卡在这破地儿了...椅子挂了 I'm stuck in this place-- the chair broke--
我是说我没法... I mean, I can't get--
拜托你帮我下好不 Could you p-please help me?
求你了 Pretty please?
谢谢你 雪瑞 Thank you, Shirley.
不客气 老混球 You're welcome, jackass.
嘿 我过生日 Hey, um, it's my birthday,
严格说来 法律上45秒后我才能喝酒 And technically, I'm not allowed to drink for another 45 seconds.
确切说 我唠叨完这些话就只剩30秒了 Well, actually, it'll be 30 seconds by the time I'm done saying this.
能给我一杯七七鸡尾酒吗 But can I have a seven and seven?
免费 生日快乐 小伙子 It's on the house. Happy birthday, kid.
我还是选《阿凡达》 I prefer that to Avatar.
我宁愿把自己眼珠子挖出来 I'd rather have my eyes gouged out.
长大咯 长大咯 Big boy. Big, big boy.
谢谢惠顾 您会再次光临的
特洛伊 Troy.
我觉得这个生日会办砸了 I think I owe you a birthday.
没关系 I'm cool.
其实我垂涎这宝贝好久了 I actually always wanted to drive this thing.
什么 What?
这是我的车吗 This is my car?
-别撞车啊 -我怎么会撞车呢 - Don't crash it. - I'm not gonna crash it!
特洛伊 撞个稀巴烂 Crash it, Troy.
布雷塔 睡你的觉吧 Go to sleep, Britta. Go to sleep.
特洛伊 把他的车撞烂 Crash his car, Troy!
看来今晚是咱们的传奇故事中 非常黑暗的一章啊 Seems like a really dark chapter in our group story.
-阿布蒂 睡你的觉 -好的 - Go to sleep, Abed. - Cool.
那是我们今晚本应该去的酒吧 Hey, that's the place that we shoulda gone to tonight!
没错 正是艾艾街 Yeah, L street. Exactly.
白痴 没见是红门酒吧 It's the red door, stupid!
你有看到艾艾街的招牌吗 You see a sign that says L street?
艾艾街酷到根本不需要招牌 L street is too cool to have a sign.
既然叫艾艾街酒吧 当然在艾艾街啦 It's called L street after the street it's on.
红门酒吧就在艾艾街 The red door's on L street.
艾艾街酒吧就是红门 L street has a red door.
居然是同一间酒吧? It's the same bar?
你俩整晚都在叽歪 You two have been saying one bar is lame
一间酒吧逊 另一间酒吧赞 and the other one is awesome all night...
居然是同一间酒吧? And it's the same bar?
他可能是周五晚去转悠的 Well, he probably was around Friday nights,
周五逊的很 which was lame.
你就咋美咋想吧 You wish!
别说了 别再说了 Stop. Just stop.
过去的两年 I just spent the last two years
我一直觉得对于人生 你们懂得比我多 thinking that you guys knew more than me about life,
然而我刚刚发现 原来你们和我一样蠢 and I just found out that you guys are just as dumb as me.
明摆用说 Duh-doy.
就是 明摆用说 Yeah. Duh-doy.
明白了 Got it.
明摆着还用说 Duh-doy.
你可以先送我回家 You can take me home first.
我家离这儿只有几条街 I only live a few blocks from here.
是吗 You do?
这片儿的社区环境糟透了 Hey, this is a really terrible neighborhood.
正是 Yeah.
我住这间 This is my apartment.
今晚感觉好怪哦 Weird night, huh?
是啊 酒精伤心啊 Yeah. Alcohol makes people sad.
催人深思催人省 It's like the lifetime movies of beverages.
今晚我扮做一个完全不同的人 I pretended to be a different person tonight.
阿布蒂一周要上演三次这样的戏码 Abed does that like three times a week.
但我这样做 是因为我不想做自己 But I did it because I didn't wanna be me.
我这样做是因为 I-I did it because
我不能确定自己到底是谁 I'm not sure who I am.
承认事实吧 咱们一起上了四年的高中 Admit it--we went to school together for four years,
你却压根不认识我 and you didn't even know me.
没错 但是 现在我了解你 Yeah, but... I know you now.
你是安妮 You're Annie.
你喜欢玩拼图 You like puzzles and...
铅笔上有小怪兽 little monsters on your pencil
喜欢马克·鲁法罗[影星] and some guy named Mark Ruffalo.
你是个竞争狂 却也是个有伤心事的失意者 You're a fierce competitor and a sore loser.
你希望人人都能更优秀 And you expect everybody to be better than who they are
也希望自己优秀过每个人 and you expect yourself to be better than everyone.
这挺酷的 Which is cool.
晚安 Good night.
周一见面时 大家应该会尴尬吧 Guess everyone's gonna be pretty embarrassed on Monday, huh?
不会的 大家只是喝醉了一点点 Naw. Everybody just got a little bit drunk.
没人做什么非常出格的事 对吧 Nobody did anything that bad, right?
停 等等 等等 No, wait, wait, wait.
咱俩干吗呢 What are we doing?
是啊 咱俩干吗呢 Yeah. What are we doing?
这样不太好 对不 This is a bad idea, right?
不太好 Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
刚才我发脾气了 I flew off the handle earlier.
我道歉 I apologize.
他俩刚才舌吻了 They were making out.
-阿布蒂 -阿布蒂 你说什么呢 - Abed! - Abed, why would you say that?
谁叫你们在我面前亲的 Why would you do it in front of me?
当我衣帽架么 I'm not a coat rack.
阿布蒂 Abed.
没人会喜欢八婆嘴 No one likes a tattle tail.
生日快乐 特洛伊 Happy birthday, Troy.
谢谢 Thanks.
你已经成长为男人了 You're a man now.
这件应该够大了 This is gonna be big enough.
-快穿吧 快成功了 -好的 深呼吸 - Just try it--we're so close! - All right. Breathe in.
好的 All right.
胳膊 Arms.
-157件 -我们成功了 - 157! - we did it!
太好了 Yes.
-你的电话吗 -是的 - That you? - Yeah.
搭把手 Little help?
快点儿 应该是美眉的电话 Hurry. I think it's a girl!
-左边还是右边 -左边 - Left side or right side? - Left side.
了解 快摸到时告诉我 Got it. Tell me when I'm close.
好滴 Okay.