为什啥作为图书管理员的她魅力有增无减 Why does being a librarian make her even hotter?
她们这行掌管着知识殿堂的钥匙 They're keepers of knowledge.
我们所有想知道的答案 都在她的手里 She holds the answers to all of our questions,
比如说"嫁给我好吗" Like, "Will you marry me,"
还有"新时代怎么还有图书馆" and "Why are there still libraries."
我真想变成一本书 被她捧在手心里 I wanna be a book. She can pick me up.
翻动书页 将我读懂吃透 Flip through my pages.
保护我不被他人涂鸦 Make sure nobody drew wieners in me.
我们大声喧哗吧 她可能会来嘘咱们一声 Hey, maybe if we're too loud, she'll shush us.
好主意 Okay.
书耶 Books!
赶紧趴下装睡 Pretend like you're asleep.
杰夫 Jeff.
假设你和自己的好哥们 What do you do when you and your best friend
想邀请同一位女孩共赴情人节舞会 wanna ask the same girl to the Valentine's dance,
但你俩都没占到先机 but neither of you have dibs
因为是同时一见钟情 你会怎么办 because you both fell in love with her at first sight?
我既不相信占先机 也不相信一见钟情 Well, I don't believe in dibs or love at first sight
爱情啊 友谊啊 活着啊都是浮云 or love or best friends or doing things.
但是有困难找杰夫 这点做得很对 But it's good you brought this to me.
你早晚有一天要敞开心扉的 杰夫 You're gonna have to open your heart one day, Jeff.
我不敞开又会怎么样 What happens if I don't?
还怕赶不上"心扉末班车"不成 I miss the heart opening deadline?
情人节就是俗人节 Valentine's crapentine's.
等时机成熟 我会敞开心扉的 Opening my heart is on my list.
皮尔斯 Pierce?
-干嘛 -你吃的是什么 - Mm-hmm. - What was that?
-口香糖 -那我怎么没见你嚼 - Gum. - Why aren't you chewing?
因为我这张嘴还要用来和你们侃大山 Because I'm using my mouth for this dumb conversation.
回见 Bye.
我新朋友佩姬 她挺酷的 That's my friend Page.
只不过...还是算了 She's cool, but...whatever.
-靓女一枚 -哦 特洛伊 - She's cute. - Oh, Troy.
趁着你还没有堕入情网 Before you go barking up that tree,
我要先提醒你 她可能对男的不感兴趣 I have to tell you that she might not be interested.
她怎么会不感... Why wouldn't she be--
哎呀 她是不是... Oh! Is she...
她是"艾伦的朋友"吗 A friend of Ellen?
指著名女同题材电视剧《艾伦和她的朋友们》
是的 安妮 大声说出来就行了 Yes, Annie. But you can say the word.
该剧女主演艾伦·德詹尼丝也是出柜女同
佩姬是个...拉拉 Page is a...lesbian.
皮尔斯 整整一年半以来 Pierce, as someone who's been calling me a lesbian
你一直管我叫拉拉 for the last year and a half,
现在我真和一个拉拉做了朋友 I'm sure that you don't have anything to say
想必你没什么意见吧 about me being friends with one.
即席发言是没有 Nothing off the cuff.
但哥是有备而来 看我照稿宣科 What I do have is a prepared statement.
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最后 And in summation,
祝大家身体倍棒 good luck...
吃嘛嘛香 and bon appetit.
说起来有点奇怪 Many, many paragraphs of that
里面很多段合我心意 were oddly supportive.
等下次轮到你 看你还合意不 Wait till you hear the one I have for you.
行了 那明明就不是口香糖 Okay. I know that wasn't gum.
猜对了 我吃的是"黯然销魂散" You're right. It was an awesome exit pill.
澎恰恰 澎恰恰 Zip! Zop! Zooey!
拜拜 Bye!
我们不能放任皮尔斯吃这么多止疼药 We gotta do something about Pierce and those pain killers.
他双腿骨折才刚好 He's recovering from broken legs.
岂止是好 都玩起太空步了 He sure is. Dude can moonwalk!
虽然我确定他没按处方服药 Now, I'm sure he's almost through his prescription.
但科学家们都是潮世代精婴 But scientists are baby boomer.
他们发明的药不会有害的 They invented drugs.
他们还发明电视来着 Yeah, they also invented TV.
你瞧皮尔斯看起电视能自制吗 Have you seen him control one of those?
干预疗法 加入否 加入否 Intervention. Intervention, intervention.
-我不干 -你怎么能不干呢 - Count me out. - We can't count you out.
-他最听你的了 -他还总听"真空裸魅"组合的歌呢 - He listens to you. - Well, he also listens to the Barenaked Ladies.
去找那些蠢货帮忙吧 Go get their dumb asses to help you.
-不许侮辱我偶像 -好吧 杰夫 - Back it up! - Okay, Jeff.
看得出来你今天心情不好 You are clearly in a bad space today.
但朋友有难不能不帮 But Pierce is our friend,
而且我们家"真空裸魅"是三白金组合 你是吗 and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum--are you?
怎么所有人都这么激进地维护这破组合 Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively?
今年我还要陪你们共患难多少次 And how much stuff do we have to go through this year
才能证明我对你们的真挚情谊 before my friendship stops being questioned?
或许真挚友谊 Well, maybe friendship
就在于同甘苦共患难吧 杰夫 is about going through a lot of stuff, Jeff.
而且"真裸"赢过两届公信榜大奖 你没有 And maybe BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero.
这怎么又变成"真裸"了 Oh, okay. They're--they're BNL now.
你们家"真空裸魅"的简称是吧 We use shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies.
还真是囧囧有神啊 That's how fundamental they are.
-就是了 -怎么样 - Yeah. - Yeah!
你们知道皮尔斯现在最需要什么吗 You know what pierce probably needs more than anything?
私人空间 或许我也是 Some space. Maybe I do too.
知道吗 现在我们的当务之急 You know what? Maybe we all need some space
是找到点空间 抚慰一下90后时期 to pull the knife out of the back
最负盛名的加拿大另类摇滚乐队 of the most celebrated Canadian alt rock band
都是因为你出口伤人 你个自私的混球 of the mid-nineties, you selfish, jaded ass!
既然你们挑起战端 This...is a fight!
那咱就拼个你死我活 We...are fighting!
你好 杰夫 Jeff. Hello!
我听说你和学习小组闹翻了 I hear you're fighting with your study group.
-没错 -身为米国佬 - Correct. - Now, you won't know this,
你可能不知道 今晚利物浦球队对阵... being American, but tonight Liverpool are playing...
对阵曼联 Manchester United.
我这个米国佬很赶时髦的 I am a stylish American, professor.
从04年起 我就一直逼自己喜欢英式足球 I've been forcing myself to be into soccer since 2004.
命中注定我和你啊 Ah! Then it's destiny.
天赐你宽屏电视和英国球友 就是为了今天 God gave you a British friend and a massive TV for a reason.
但是今天情人节 虽说我和小组闹翻了 Oh, it's Valentine's day, and even though we're fighting,
但既然答应过他们去参加舞会... I did promise the study group I'd go to the dance--
答应学习小组的事? 没骨气 You promised the study group? Whip, crack!
六点半 不见不散 I'll see you at precisely 6:30,
或者用我们英国人的话说 or as the English call it,
板上钉钉 一言为定 gravedigger's biscuits.
好吗 Okay?
你那太空步已经美名远播了 老兄 That moonwalk back there was streets ahead, buddy.
多谢夸奖 Hey, thanks, buddy.
-皮尔斯 是我啊 -是你 - Hey, Pierce! - Hey, it's you!
对啦 磕多了药你就会看到我这个迷你小人 Yeah. The tiny man you see when you take enough pills.
咱们玩得很嗨 是不是 皮尔斯 We have a good time, don't we, Pierce?
-倒是没被毒死 -你必然想保持下去 - I ain't hurtin'. - And you wanna keep this going,
对吧 因为 我确信你已经感觉到 right, 'cause... I'm sure you've noticed
药效散得差不多了 the prescription is almost done.
我想医生没有 Ah. Ha. I don't think the doctor--
要知道 那可是医生 他不会... Doctor, you know, I know he won't--
皮尔斯 要是医生都这么靠谱 Pierce, if doctors are so smart,
世界上为啥还有漫山遍野的大夫 why are there millions of 'em?
看看你的掌心 Look in your hand.
这是情人节专用药 伙计 It's Valentine's, buddy.
从了俺吧 Be mine.
玛莉亚 我叫阿布蒂·纳德尔 Mariah, my name is Abed Nadir.
我的伙计特洛伊·巴恩斯 My associate Troy Barnes.
我帅故我在 Charmed, I'm sure.
你们是不是老盯着我看 Are you the guys that keep staring at me
还不时的大喊 "书耶" and intermittently yelling out, "Books"?
没错 我们二人均想 The very same. We are both interested
邀请你共赴情人节舞会 in taking you to the Valentine's Dance,
但是我们又是彼此的好哥们 But we are also best friends with each other.
最重要的是为了不会因为竞相追求你 It is of utmost importance we protect that friendship
而破坏我俩之间的友情 from the stresses of courting you,
我们会尽量维持这场求爱战 so we're trying to be as direct
保证公平公正公开 and aboveboard about this as possible.
你会跟我们中的某一个去舞会吗 Will you go to the dance with one of us,
如果会 你选哪一个 and if so, which one?
咱们先把这件事理清楚 We need to get something straight first.
这是我此生经历过的最美妙的事情 This is the cutest thing that's ever happened to me.
但是 你俩我一个都不认识 But...I don't know either one of you.
失陪一下 Give us a moment.
我真的要吃这些玉米饼 Dude, I need to eat those tacos.
新提议 我们舞会时见面互相了解一下 New proposal: get to know us at the dance
然后当场选出你还想再见面的人 and decide there which of us you'd like to see again.
好的 没问题 Okay. Deal.
很好 Nice.
公文包里装的什么东西 What's in the briefcase?
玉米饼 Oh. Tacos.
你想来一个吗 You want one?
不了 No.
太好了 我们真的少不了它们 Great. We really wanted them.
没错 我们还要吃的 Yeah. We're gonna eat them.
那么 你会在她面前换衣服吗 So like...would you change clothes in front of her?
安妮 我知道你涉世不深 Annie, I know your lack of world experience
所以充满好奇 但是问这种问题 creates curiosity, but questions like that
会显得你有点厌恶同性恋 can make you seem a little bit homophobic.
问问题就是厌恶了吗 It's homophobic to ask questions?
你都问出这个问题了 If you have to ask if it's homophobic to ask questions,
不是此地无银三百两吗 Haven't you already answered your own question?
真的吗 Have I?
别问我 我又不厌恶同性恋 Don't know. Not a homophobe.
佩吉在那边 Oh. There's Page.
我是该孜孜不倦的问她当拉拉的感受呢 Should I ask her 500 questions about being a lesbian?
还是就把她当普通人一样对待呢 Or should I just treat her like a normal person?
这才是你该问的问题 That's a question you can ask.
-我不是拉拉 -哦 - I'm not a lesbian. - Oh!
-我也不是 -哦 - I'm not either. - Oh.
但是有个拉拉朋友还是挺酷的 But it's cool that you're friends with one.
佩吉不是拉拉 Page isn't a lesbian.
她只是很喜欢跟布雷塔一起玩 She just likes hanging out with Britta,
因为她觉得有个拉拉朋友挺酷的 because it makes her feel cool to have a lesbian friend.
可是 布雷塔也不是拉拉 But...Britta's not a lesbian.
她以为佩吉是拉拉 She thinks that Page is.
你猜怎么着 安妮 Guess what, Annie.
我跟佩吉要结伴一起参加舞会 Page and I are going to the dance together.
希望我别被掰弯 是不 Hope I stay straight, right?
抱歉 我朋友稍微有点厌恶同性恋 Oh, sorry. My friend's a tad homophobic,
所以我在努力帮她克服 So I was doing a bit.
前半场还是很令人振奋的 Pretty exciting first half.
是啊 零比零 真激动人心 Yeah, 0-0. Electrifying.
心焦的等着你家那个六头母夜叉 Aw. Worried that your six-headed ball and chain
打电话过来吗 will be calling?
谁说的 Fine.
这才对嘛 猛男 That's better, you big slut.
是昌 It's Chang!
昌 他来干吗 Chang? Why?
我哪知道 I don't know!
俺都听见啦 I can hear you guys.
昌同学 你来干吗 What are you doing here, Chang,
还有 你咋知道我住这里 and how do you know where I live?
只需还你一本驾照 I can answer both of those questions
便可解答尔等所有困惑 by returning your driver's license.
我就说嘛 There it is!
曼联对利物浦 Man U. Versus Liverpool!
看在上帝的份上 让他进来吧 For god's sake, just let him in.
他选对了衣服 站对了阵营 He's wearing the right colors and everything.
-进来吧 -别介意哥 - Come in. - Don't mind if I Chang!
嘿嘿哈哈 快使用双截棍儿 Heh heh. Hey, man, check this out.
吼呀 Ya-haa!
总之 刚才哥耍得 Anyway, the thing I was going to
还是挺虎虎生风的吧 show you guys is pretty cool.
我已经无视你的存在 一心只看球 I'm ignoring you and watching soccer.
老实坐着吧 昌 Just sit down, Chang.
这沙发足够挤三个屁股了 There's space for three fannies on this sofa.
在英国 屁股还有阴道的意思 是吧 Hey. In England, fanny means vagina, right?
在英国 所有的东西都有阴道的意思 In England, everything means vagina.
我要和你冰释前嫌 翁格 I'm gonna make it up to you, Winger.
但是我依然表示 Even though, like I said,
你家里摆灯的位置也太诡异了 weird place to put a lamp.
但请允许我请客订披萨 But let me order a pizza.
我超爱披萨 Ooh, I love pizza!
在英国 我们叫它意式屁萨 In England we call them Italian fannies.
我们重归于好了吧 I'm hookin' us up!
-借手机一用 -去打固话去 - Cellie-- - Ah. Go use the landline.
固话 好吧 守旧老奶奶 Landline? Okay, Grandma Bell.
星霸 我是昌 Star-burns, it's Chang.
你还记得欠我的那个披萨吧 Remember that pizza you owe me?
现在该还债了 Well, it's time to pay up.
今晚 翁格家办派对 Party at Winger's. Tonight.
可以 告诉大家好了 Yeah, you can tell people.
很好 很好 Cool. Cool.
嘿 翁格家在办狂欢派对哦 Hey, uh, wingding at Winger's.
玛莉亚 跟着我 So Mariah, what you get with me
啥电视台你想看什么看什么 is the complete package--
HBO Showtime Starz Starz black HBO, Showtime, Starz, Starz black.
均为收费有线台
听起来好烧钱哦 Sounds expensive.
无意冒犯我的朋友 With all due respect to my friend here,
要是你选择我 if you go with me,
你可以在这个舞池上欣赏到所有节目 you can expect this on the dance floor.
加油 加油 加油 Go, go, go, go, go.
二二三 三二三 Go, go, go, go, go!
我觉得所有人都在盯着我们 I feel like everyone's staring.
我才不在乎呢 Not that I care.
怎么可能不盯着我们呢 Well, of course they're staring.
他们可能从来都没看到过 They've probably never seen
一个直女和一个拉拉如此和谐的相处 a straight girl and a lesbian so comfortable together.
没错 Exactly.
他们俩在谈论我们 Those two were talking about us.
让我们给他们上点生猛的料吧 Well, let's give them something to really talk about.
-来吧 -好吧 - Let's do it. - Okay.
音乐很劲爆哈 Cool music, huh?
黑哨 绝对的黑哨 Oh, nice call, Ref!
尝尝我的大香肠 Bite my banger!
杰夫 你的牙刷好像有点不对劲儿啊 Jeff, something's up with your toothbrush, man.
-你搞什么 -我得收拾一下自己啊 - What the hell? - I had to get cleaned up.
为什么 Why?
来的正是时候啊 Oh, yeah!
吃披萨喽 Pizza time!
-伦纳德你来做甚 -美女们都在哪儿啊 - Leonard? - Where are the white women at?
这没有美女 伦纳德 No. There are no white women here, Leonard.
这也没办派对 This is not a party!
可别跟大大这么说 Don't tell that to Magnitude.
谁是"大大" Who's Magnitude?
快进来 Come on in.
-怎么样老兄 -不错不错 - What's up? - Looking good, looking good.
以上就是我对于电锯惊魂系列的分析 That's my analysis of the saw movie franchise.
时间差不多了 That about does it,
该是你做出选择的时间了 so I think it's time for you to choose.
阿布蒂 能给我们拿两杯潘趣酒吗 Abed, could you get us some punch?
马上回来 On it.
你们俩真是太可爱了 You guys are really cute together.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you.
但是你知道 我必须 But you know, having to...
如果让我真选的话 我 actually choose, I--
不论你选谁都没关系 Hey. We both agreed to this.
我们彼此包容 We're both very comfortable with each other,
-所以我不会 -不 我选你 特洛伊 - so I won't be-- - No. I choose you, Troy.
潘趣酒来了 Punch.
我 I, um...
她 刚才 她选了我 She...just... she chose me.
真不错 你喝这杯吧 Cool. You can have this then.
麻烦你了 玛莉亚 晚安 Thank you, Mariah. Have a great night.
太爽了 That's great!
皮尔斯 Pierce?
你赶紧给我滚到地狱去 You go straight to hell!
对不起 是你啊 安妮 Oh, I'm sorry, Annie.
我一直 我也不知道 I...'ve been-- I don't know.
我一直在这儿酝酿情绪呢 I've been going through all these mood swings lately.
你知道我们都很关心你 对吧 You understand we care about you, right?
是这样的 Here's the deal.
我不想和他们分享你 I am not sharing you with them.
所以在关系深入之前 So before this goes further,
你得做出抉择 老兄 you have a choice to make, my friend.
快看快看 拉拉 Ha ha! Look at the lesbians.
蕾丝边 Lesbians!
-滚一边去 -滚一边去 - Screw you! - Screw you!
不不 No, no.
我不介意他们指手画脚 I don't care what they say.
我也不介意 Oh, I don't either.
我只是希望他们不要大惊小怪 I just wish it wasn't such an issue for them.
但我们得从自己做起 Yeah, but that starts with us.
我们得做个表率 It starts...with us.
-我从来都没亲过女人 -我也是 - I've never done this before. - Me neither.
等等 什么 Wait! What?
那么 So...
有一件事情我很好奇 Curious about one thing.
阿布蒂到底哪里不好啊 What was wrong with Abed?
他和我讲了整整两个小时的电锯惊魂 Well, I mean, he did talk about the saw movies for two hours.
可是电锯惊魂一共有八部 Yeah, but there are eight of them,
明明只有六部
一部就有俩小时 and they're two hours apiece,
而且第一部确实开启了惊悚片的新纪元 and the first one did redefine the genre, and--
特洛伊 如果和他做朋友我愿意 Troy, I would love to be his friend.
我知道你肯定愿意 他太不可思议了 I know you would. It's incredible.
但是如果做情侣 他还是有点 But romantically, he's...
你懂得 You know.
我讨厌她 我不喜欢她 我烦她 我很她 I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her!
-怎么了 -她竟然说你古怪 - What happened? - She called you weird!
-我确实很古怪 -那也没她古怪 - I am weird. - Not as weird as her!
到底谁是尼古拉斯·尼克贝 Who the hell is Nicholas Nickleby?
尼古拉斯·尼克贝 狄更斯的第三部小说
她就不停地讲它 She wouldn't shut up about it.
我明白了 Mm. I know.
天涯何处无芳草啊 There's someone out there for us.
情人节快乐 Happy valentine's day.
只剩下我们俩了 It is now.
别理她 Ignore her.
太奇怪了 我今晚第一次听说大大 It's weird, but I've never heard of magnitude before tonight.
他能独撑整个派对啊 He's a one-man party!
你一直都和你的那个小圈子混 You're always busy with your study group.
今晚他没有和他们在一起 Well, he's not with them tonight.
邓肯 我以为你早就把酒给戒了 I thought you quit drinking, Duncan.
谎报军情嘛 False alarm on that one.
我从没说过自己是拉拉 I never said I was a lesbian.
你为什么就不能问一下我呢 Why didn't you just ask me?
那我成什么了 恐同主义者吗 Oh, what am I, a homophobe?
我从不在意别人的性取向 I don't care about people's preferences.
你不在意谁在意 You so care.
你之所以和我一起总聚在一起 You are clearly just hanging out with me
就因为你认为我是同志 because you thought I was gay.
难道你不也是居心叵测 So? What were you doing with me?
这么在意干嘛 Hey, what does it matter, you know?
我们不过是想 We're both just humans
在这疯狂的世界上找一种活法罢了 trying to make our way through this crazy world.
你最烂了 You're the worst!
-什么 -声明一下 - What? - And for the record,
我从没觉得你好过 I never thought you were cool.
我只是以为你是女同志 I only thought you were a lesbian.
佩吉是直的 Page is straight.
真的 Really?
但她"是"女同那会 When she was gay
你能为她献身真是好让人感动啊 I thought it was really cool of you to make out with her.
谢谢你 安妮 Thanks, annie.
亲嘴儿 Kiss!
安妮 Annie!
谢谢了 留这儿就行 Oh, thanks, man. Just leave those.
-我早上再就收拾 -不要紧 - I'll get them in the morning. - It's okay.
你穿的是我的内裤吗 Are you wearing my underwear?
衣服在这儿洗呢 我就先穿了 Oh. I just needed a pair while I did some laundry here.
我没有洗衣机 I don't have a washing machine.
搞什么 What the hell?
喂 喂 别生气嘛 Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't get mad, don't get mad!
我无家可归了 杰夫 I'm homeless, Jeff, okay?
我老婆知道我和雪瑞的事后 When my wife found out about shirley and me,
就把我赶出来了 这次真回不去了 She kicked me out-- for good this time!
洗碗机里就是我全部的家当了 My whole life is in this dishwasher, man!
好吧 浴缸里还有一些 Well, some of it's also soaking in your bathtub.
喝多了好困啊 So wasted and sleepy.
要不我就在这儿睡吧 I could probably just crash here and, you know,
早上我再找新地儿 I can start looking for a place in the morning.
什么 你策划这个聚会 What--you orchestrated this entire party
就是为了能偷偷溜进来住吗 just so you could weasel your way into staying here!
我会当隐形人的 You weren't even going to notice.
杰夫 不要迁怒报信的人 Hey, jeff, don't kill the messenger,
你的浴缸里有四只寄居蟹哦 but you have four hermit crabs in your bathroom sink.
你会喜欢他们的 其中一只叫杰夫 You'll fall in love with them. I named one jeff.
你到底想在这里留多久 How long did you actually think you were gonna stay here?
就一个月 三个 最多 Just a month. Three...tops.
这房子你打算租多久 I mean... how long is your lease?
表现的真好 烂螃蟹 Way to go, idiots!
大家都出去 All right, everybody out.
我没开玩笑 I'm not kidding.
能认识这么一堆 It's been very interesting
从没听说过的人挺好的 getting to know you all much, much better.
星霸 伦纳德 大大 Star-burns, Leonard, Magnitude.
跳啊跳 Pop, pop
小酒 丑闻男 C女 蒂姆 Swizzle, scandalous, C Dubb, Tim.
小美D 闪光男 Mighty D. Glisten.
晚安大家 快点 快走 Good night, everyone. Faster. Move it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我希望你今晚能治愈心病 I hope you found tonight therapeutic,
这样毁了我的球赛我还有点安慰 because I would love to pretend that that was my plan.
其实我玩的还挺开心的 Well, I actually started to have fun
直到那个疯子想住进来 until that maniac tried to move in.
可怜的人干嘛都冲着我蜂拥而来 What is it about me that makes broken people flock to me?
因为我的身高吗 Is it my height?
这帮可怜的人们以为我是自由女神像吗 Do huddled masses mistake me for the statue of liberty?
我不知道 I don't know.
但鉴于你在格林戴尔的第二年 But being as how you're halfway through
已经过去一半 我劝你还是 your second year at greendale, you may want to
放弃负隅顽抗 either stop resisting
或者承认你其实乐在其中了吧 or admit that you're actually starting to enjoy it.
你觉得我乐在其中 Well, you assume I enjoy it
是因为你以为自己乐在其中 because you think you'd enjoy it.
这倒没错 我空虚寂寞的很 That's true. I am very lonely.
你想要体验一下 You want a, uh, nice little taste
我们疯癫六人组的特色感情吗 of what you're missing in a relationship with six nutcases?
-好 -让我把手机打开 - Yeah! - Let's turn on my phone
听听他们今晚给我的39通留言吧 and listen to the 39 messages they left tonight.
您没有新留言 You have no new messages.
这可有点 Huh. That's...
既然你都开手机了 Since you've got it turned on,
行个方便给我叫辆出租然后付钱吧 why don't you call me a cab and then pay for it?
肯定是出什么问题了 Must have been some kind of trouble.
那你就省心了 What a relief that would be.
告诉你 如果你要找我 Tell you what, if you need me,
我就躺在这儿等我的出租车哦 I'm gonna be waiting for my cab down here.
小小的睡一觉 Having a special nap.
谢谢了兄弟 我早上就走 Thanks, bro. I'll be gone in the morning.
好 随便吧 Yeah. Whatever.
那我就再留一阵子 Okay. Maybe I stay a while.
-我渴 -别得寸进尺 - Thirsty. - don't push it.
好吧 All right...
说出今晚吵架的真正原因 It might not shock you guys
大概你们也不会惊讶吧 to hear the real reason we fight today.
倒不是因为真空裸魅 It wasn't about the Bare Naked Ladies
虽然我对她们确是有点意见 Although I do have some honors and all dishes there.
关心一个人都会心惊胆战 Caring about a person can be scary,
关心六个人就如同噩梦一场 caring about six people can be a horrifying, embarrassing nightmare.
至少我是 at least for me.
如果我今天不说出口 But if I can't say it today,
还能等到何时呢 when can I say it?
我爱你们大家 I love you guys.
还有皮尔斯 Oh and Pierce,
听我一句话 take it from an expert,
这些疯子们理应进驻你心中 these nutchos has a right up side of your heart.
打开心门吧 Let them in.
趁时机未晚 Before it's too late.
情人节快乐 Happy valentine's day.
-"做我的情人" -对了 - Be Mine? - Right! Yes!
-"爱你" -真棒 - Love You. - amazing!
"你很美" You're Cute?
不对 等等 No, wait.
-"吻我" -就凭你这本事 - Kiss me. - There has got to be a way
我们肯定赚钱 to make money off of this!
我偷看了 I've been cheating.
猜错了 是"给我邮件" No. It says Email Me.