伙计们 Guys?
求你们了 我手无寸铁的 Please, okay? I don't even have a gun.
这样不是违反规则吗 Isn't this against the rules?
只有一个规则 胖胖尼尔 There's only one rule, fat Neil.
谁扛到最后 奖金就归谁 The prize goes to the last man standing.
确实如此 So to speak.
你 You--
你要是个爷们 我非捏碎你的蛋蛋 If you were a dude, I'd have my fist up your balls.
红桃小尖椒
谢谢你 安妮 Thank you, Annie.
把他们的枪踢给我 Kick their guns to me.
踢 别伸手去捡 Kick--don't reach.
克里斯蒂娜·捡捡 Christina "Reach-y",
Christina Ricci 克里斯蒂娜·里奇的英文名字和捡捡的英文同音
我说踢 I said kick.
安妮 别这样 Annie, take it easy.
你得学着相信别人 You gotta learn to trust people.
就不能给我留一把吗 Can't you leave me with a little something?
我们是朋友 安妮 We're friends, Annie.
记得吗 Remember?
我们一起玩过"龙与地下城" We played Dungeons & Dragons together.
那只是游戏 That was a game.
这可是彩弹大战 This is paintball.
废柴联盟
彩弹大战
时间轴 崽猪
翻译 大卫熊
翻译 夕橙
翻译 米粒
校对 米粒
后期 鱼骨头
监制 米粒
苹果轴 Tears
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好了 宣布几件事 Okay, a couple of announcements.
我要感谢手枪帕蒂牛仔乳品厂 I want to thank Pistol Patty's Cowboy Creamery
赞助我们的期末野餐 for sponsoring our end-of-the-year picnic.
而且 Now.
今天不止有免费冰淇淋 Free ice cream and that one guy
和那个犯心脏病的人 having a heart attack
还有一件意外惊喜要宣布 aren't the only surprises today.
我们将以彩弹大战的形式 We're gonna end this year with a quick game
结束这个学期 of paintball assassin.
去年举办不利是因为奖品过于诱人 Last year's big mistake was way too valuable a prize.
据某人保证 And I've been assured--
今年将会完全不同 that this year will be different.
接下来交给你了 手枪帕蒂 So take it away, Pistol Patty!
大伙儿 你们好 Howdy, folks.
只有一个规则 There's only one rule.
谁扛到最后 奖金就归谁 Last man standing gets the prize.
你们的枪在那 There's your guns.
而奖金是 And here's the prize.
10万美元现金 $100,000 cash.
疯起来吧 Go nuts!
外围
钟楼
北侧楼梯
梅花阿杰克
我听说你从来不射杀手无寸铁的人 I heard a rumor you never shoot an unarmed man.
放出那话的人可没吃我的豆子 Whoever started that rumor didn't eat my beans.
那看来幸好我带了枪 Then I guess it's lucky for me I'm not unarmed.
鉴于我... Seeing as I'm...
正在吃你的豆子 eating your beans.
杰夫想见你 Jeff wants to see you.
是吗 我还想要条裤子呢 Yeah? And I want pants.
谁不想要点什么 又能怎样 A lot of people want a lot of things.
听他说说你也不损失嘛 It won't hurt to hear him out, will it?
我们在图书馆有个藏身处 We got a good hiding spot in the library.
你这里是安全 但跟我们一起更安全 As safe as you are here, you'll be safer with us.
数学俱乐部比去年牛逼了不少 Math club's gotten a lot better since last year.
很显然 在我们泡妞的时候 Obviously, they were practicing
他们在刻苦的练习 while the rest of us went on dates.
黑桃杰夫王
等下 我有个计划 Hold on. I have a plan.
数学俱乐部 Math club!
说 Yeah.
我是亚洲人 I'm Asian.
你们是亚洲人吗 You guys Asian?
这是种族歧视 伙计 That's pretty racist, man.
你没否认 That wasn't a no.
我过来了 I'm coming over!
别射我 射他 Don't shoot me, shoot him.
他是白鬼 而且弹尽粮绝了 He's white, and he's out of ammo.
该死 Crap.
回见 阿布蒂 See you, Abed.
干掉昌 Shoot Chang!
他归顺了数学俱乐部 He defected to the math club.
-数学最给力 -该死 - Math rules! - Agh.
算了 Forget it.
射他也是浪费弹药 Just a waste of ammo.
我们去找彩弹吧 Let's go grab their paint.
果然还是跟你们一起更安全 Yeah, I'm much safer with you guys.
夫人 M'lady.
你想怎样 杰夫 What do you want, Jeff?
一针见血 还不是大家都想要的东西 Yikes. Well, what do we all want?
弹药咯 Ammo.
你还剩下多少 How much you got left?
价值10万美元的弹药 $100,000 worth.
是啊 我们也所剩无几 Yeah, we're running low, too.
-闭嘴 阿布蒂 -好吧 - Shut up, abed. - Okay.
你有听说皮尔斯的情况吗 What have you heard about Pierce?
听说他还活着 I hear he's still alive,
躲藏在食堂附近 Holed up near the cafeteria.
我听说他的彩弹比法国幼儿园里藏的还多 Well, I hear he has more paint than a French kindergarten.
你想说归顺他吗 Are you proposing we join him?
我是说让他的弹药归顺我们 I'm proposing his ammo joins us.
你真是死性不改 You haven't changed.
你以为皮尔斯就改了吗 You think Pierce has?
安妮 别旧事重提了 Annie, let's not rehash this.
他犯浑一整年了 The guy's been a jerk all year.
他浑是因为我们排挤他 He's a jerk because we exclude him.
我们排挤他是因为他是混蛋 We exclude him because he's a jerk.
根据上次的了解情况 你是唯一一个 And the last time I checked, you were the last one
心存内疚的人 feeling sorry about it.
我还在等你们回心转意 I guess I'm still waiting for you guys to come around.
彼此彼此 Likewise.
行了 我都死了 Okay, I'm-- I am dead now.
死了 I'm dead.
谁会穿靴刺参加彩弹大战 Who wears spurs in paintball?
你他娘的是谁 Who the hell are you?
最后的赢家 The guy that's gonna win.
快 Come on!
他在这所学校上学吗 Does that guy even go to this school?
长得相当帅 He's really good-looking.
跟电视男主角一样帅 Like, network TV good-looking.
你看到他的枪有多大了吗 And did you see how big his guns were?
你去跟他结婚算了 阿布蒂 Why don't you just marry him, Abed?
我只是说今年的彩弹大战很激烈 I'm just saying paintball is tough this year.
我同意 I agree.
黑桃雷皇后
悠着点 布雷塔 Careful, Britta.
你一枪难中三人 You can't hit all three of us.
没那必要 She won't have to.
梅花雪瑞尖
-特洛伊 -阿布蒂 - Hey, Troy. - Abed!
梅花木马王
-我以为你死了 -我以为你死了 - I thought you were dead. - I thought you were dead.
-入戏点 行不 -哦好 - Guys. - Oh, right.
作为副警长 By the power invested in us as deputies,
我们宣布你们被捕了 we now pronounce you arrested.
副警长 怎么 楼梯间副警长吗 Deputies? What are you, deputies of the stairwell?
霍家堡副警长 Fort Hawthorne.
抓你有赏金 我的朋友 There's a bounty on your head, my friend.
通缉
皮尔斯 Pierce.
我的额头没有那么大 对吧 My forehead's not that big, right?
-呃 -也不怎么小 - Mm. - It's not small.
你们就为了换取彩弹 So you guys just let Pierce boss you around
任由皮尔斯使唤吗 in exchange for paint pellets?
事实上 杰夫 目前为止他在大战中 Actually, Jeff, he's been pretty decent
表现很不错 in this game so far.
他造了安全区 He's created a safe zone
以便人们休息 吃饭 或是 where people can rest, eat, and if necessary,
泵点母乳 pump their breast milk.
哇哦 真是个大善人啊 Wow, that sounds very nice of him.
总比拿着空枪傻站着 Beats standing around with empty guns,
就等着被黑骑士一枪干掉要好 waiting to get picked off by the Black Rider.
你说得是那个貌美如花的金发牛仔吗 Are you talking about the handsome blond cowboy
双枪巨大无比 With the big guns?
那家伙是这里的学生吗 Is that guy a student?
他到底是何方神圣 Who--who is he?
我们就叫他黑骑士 We just call him the Black Rider.
好吧 可他并没有坐骑 Okay, but he's not really riding anything.
我又不是专门取名字的 安妮 Look, I don't name people, Annie.
哥是副警长 I'm a deputy.
哥只管辅助老大 I deputize.
请交出你们的武器 You have to surrender your guns.
还有你们的药 Oh, and your drugs.
霍家堡
学习小组好伙伴 My study group.
多久没见了 How long has it been?
-五个小时 -真是好久了 - Five hours. - Too long.
欢迎光临霍家堡 Welcome to Fort Hawthorne.
这地方也太不可思议了吧 How is this even possible?
这个地方源自一个梦想 安妮 It began with a dream, Annie.
一个梦想及一时冲动便躲进了男厕所 A dream and an impulse to hide in the men's room.
随后我发现大家很乐意从门缝里面 I found that people were willing to roll bullets
把子弹塞进来 under the door,
只为能安心拉泡屎 Just for the right to take a dump.
顺便说一句 至于你们大家 By the way, for you guys,
拉屎费本堡一律免单 taking a dump's on the house.
要是你们愿意 还可以放松一下赏个舞 Or if you prefer, relax and catch a show.
真疯了 This is insane.
别伤心 杰夫 Don't worry, Jeff.
我专门针对你的口味准备了节目 I've also got someone more your speed.
因为你就是个纯基 Because you're gay.
好了 我看够了 All right, I think I've seen enough,
我想要回我的枪 and I'd like my gun back now.
只有霍家堡的员工 Only Hawthorne personnel can
才能在屋内持枪 杰夫瑞 carry weapons inside, Jeffrey.
好吧 你把我们的枪卸了 All right, you got us here unarmed,
落到你的股掌之中 at your mercy.
你有什么企图 What do you want?
这个问题餐后再谈吧 We'll discuss over dinner.
大伙都饿了 You're famished.
今晚 大家尽情吃喝 Tonight, we feast.
今晚奶油夹心面包挺好吃的 Ah, the twinkies are wonderful tonight.
你先退下 米盖尔 Give us some space, Miguel.
假如说我知道有个地方 藏有大量弹药 What if I told you guys I know where to find
够把这个胆小鬼集中营炸平 enough ammo to end this cowardly hiding out
然后均分奖金 你们意下如何 and split the prize seven ways?
你可以派你的马仔们去嘛 So send your goons to get it.
那绝对是肉包子打狗 Ah, they'd never bring it back.
我们彼此信任 咱们是学习小组啊 We trust each other. We're a study group.
皮尔斯 这话从你嘴里说出来 That's pretty warm and fuzzy talk
相当温暖治愈 coming from you, Pierce.
你都坏良心坏了一年了 Mm-hmm, you've kind of acted like a villain this year.
-真的吗 -这个嘛 - I have? - Well--
-有一点儿吧 -大家听我说 - A little bit. - You guys.
皮尔斯正在主动伸手相助啊 Pierce is reaching out.
这厮用奶油夹心面包引诱薇琪跳舞 I'm not risking my butt hauling ammo back
我可不想为这种家伙卖命取子弹 for the guy that has Vicky dancing for twinkies.
她是舞蹈专业的啦 杰夫 She's a dance major, Jeff.
而且她超爱夹心面包的 And she loves twinkies.
如果你们有机会能好好了解一下她 And if you ever took the time to get to know her--
听着 Look.
明天就开始放暑假了 Uh, summer starts tomorrow.
你们当然会有各种泳池派对 For you guys, it means pool parties,
参加晚宴 跟人激情一夜 dinners, one-night stands.
而我 For me...
只能掰着指头数到秋季开学 It means counting down the days 'til next fall.
离别之前 让我为你们出点力 Before we go, let me do this for you.
让我助大家赢取胜利吧 Let me bring us victory.
好吧 Fine.
就这么办吧 Let's do it.
敬学习小组 To the study group.
再来点果汁 米盖尔 More juice, Miguel.
希望咱们能尽快找到弹药库 I hope we find this cache of ammunition soon.
我得补充弹药 I need to pump.
我也是 Me, too.
你说的是嘘嘘吧 You talkin' about peeing, right?
-不是 -我也不是 - No. - Me, neither.
关于皮尔斯 Okay, about Pierce.
我很内疚 I feel bad.
我不该如此纠缠于... I shouldn't put so much effort into--
别担心 我觉得 It's okay. I just think--
学习小组就是我的家 懂吗 the study group is my family, you know?
我们一旦开始挑挑拣拣 And if we start picking and choosing--
那什么时候是个头呢 Where do we stop?
我懂了 I get it.
你是个好孩子 You're a good kid.
就让我也表现一回 助你永葆善良吧 And I wanna do my part to help you stay that way.
本杰明·昌 Benjamin Chang,
鉴于你背叛了拉拉队联盟 for your betrayal of the Cheerleaders' Alliance,
我宣判你的虚拟死刑 I sentence you to pretendsies death.
姐妹们 Guys?
你们不能这样 You don't have to do this.
我可是为了你们才背叛的数学俱乐部 I betrayed the Math Club for you.
-预备 -海瑟 - Ready... - Heather!
我错了 我不该把安珀的事告诉特蕾西 I'm sorry I told Trish about Amber!
-瞄准 -开火 - Aim... - Fire.
-我的个乖乖 -不地道 贱人 - Holy crap. - Not cool, bitch.
是啊 去年选拔赛的时候你也这么说 Yeah, so you told me at last year's tryouts.
把枪留下 Leave the guns.
无所谓 Whatev.
谁在那儿 Who's there?
我能加入你们吗 Can I join you?
-不行 -好吧 - No! - Okay.
该死 我没子弹了 把你的枪给我 Damn it, I'm out. Gimme your gun.
好 小心点 All right, be careful.
拉拉队员最给力 Cheerleaders rule!
交给我 I'll take that.
你是谁 Who are you?
我是反派 I'm the bad guy.
别再拿你的美色弄得我芳心大乱了 Stop trying to fluster me with your handsomeness.
你真恶心 You're creepy.
那你的酥胸为何潮红一片呢 Then why is your chest getting all flushed?
那是疹子啦 It's a rash.
我对豆子过敏 I'm allergic to beans.
对了 你是这个学校的学生吗 Look, do you even go to school here?
抱歉 别人付钱给我 Sorry, I get paid to
让我来开枪放炮的 宝贝 shoot paintballs, honey.
不是来跟你谈天说地 Not the breeze.
真冷 Lame.
我就打在你脚上吧 I'll hit you in the foot.
多谢 Thank you.
你的枪没子弹了 甜心 You're dry, sugar.
我最后再射你 I'll save you for last.
你没那机会了 You won't get the chance.
你还好吧 You okay?
我刚才仔细的看了看他 I got a better look at him.
他也没那么俊俏啦 He's not that good-looking.
-他开枪打你了吗 -他试过了 - Didn't he shoot you? - He tried.
难不成他枪法也很烂 He's a bad shot, too?
老天 这丫真是中看不中用 Man, what does this guy have going for him?
皮尔斯给你的枪装的是空弹 Pierce loaded your gun with blanks.
别 别 别开枪 Don't--don't--don't shoot!
怎么总来这一出 Why does this keep happening?
那什么鬼冰淇淋公司 做出这种惨绝人寰的事 And what kind of Ice Cream company does this?
去年彩弹大战的残留装备在哪 Where's the paintball stuff from last year?
被我藏起来了 I hid it
以防学校再次被毁得片甲不留 so the school doesn't get destroyed again.
已经晚了 Too late.
杰夫 Oh, hi, Jeff.
我们才跟黑骑士打了照面 We just ran into the black rider.
院长 你要真想把这事了断 Dean, if you want this game to end,
就得给我们火力供给 we need firepower.
在里面 In there.
钥匙在我的热裤里 The key's in my shorts.
好吧 我自己能拿出来 I can get it out, I guess.
这才像样嘛 Now, this is more like it.
好了 黑骑士 Okay, black rider.
这下可以一决美丑了 Now let's see who's attractive.
哥们 你有自恋强迫症吧 Dude, you have a problem.
帅呆了 Oh, nice.
你干嘛去 Whoa, where you going?
去找皮尔斯理论理论 To have a conversation with Pierce.
小尖椒今天相当火爆 She's pretty awesome today.
出什么事了 What happened?
黑骑士来过 Black rider.
把整个霍家堡夷为平地 He wiped out the whole fort.
那你怎么还在这里 Then why are you still here?
我才不要回去那边 I can't go back out there.
这里才是我的归宿 This is the only life I know.
是安妮吗 Annie?
是你吗 Is that you?
拿到弹药没 D'you get the ammo?
拿到了 Yep.
安妮 你干嘛呢 Annie! What are you doing?
杰夫的枪为什么上的空弹 Why was Jeff's gun loaded with blanks?
是吗 Was it?
好吧 好吧 好吧 Agh! Okay, okay, okay!
哎呀 走过了 Oh, coming out.
好吧 Oh, okay.
了然 I get it.
洒家又成了反派了 So once again, I'm the bad guy.
对 Yes.
去年就被他赢了 Well, he got to win last year.
游戏嘛 安妮 就是... It's a game, Annie. It's j--
行 Fine.
游戏嘛 It's a game.
那就来耍 Let's play.
放进枪套里 Put it in your holster.
别这样 小安 Come on, Annie.
我最喜欢你了 不想伤害你 You're my favorite. I don't wanna beat you.
就是不想让杰夫... It's just that I don't want Jeff to be--
把枪放进枪套 Put the gun in your holster,
这就耍起来 and let's play the game.
是嘛 Right.
这样就能把我一击毙命 甩掉拖油瓶了吧 So you can shoot me and play without me.
你们最爱耍这种把戏了 That's this group's favorite thing.
我们一直对你很好 皮尔斯 We're always nice to you, Pierce.
假话 Wrong.
假话 Wrong!
三天前 我还看到你们 Three days ago, I walked in on you guys
打牌不带我 playing cards without me.
三天前而已 Three days ago!
我们没在打牌 We weren't playing cards.
是在投票 没带你 We were voting, and you weren't invited
是因为投票主题跟你有关 Because we were voting about you.
什么 What?
我们当时在投票... We were taking a vote...
决定明年还让不让你加入学习小组 on whether we'd invite you back to the group next year.
算你走运 必须全体一致决议才通过 Lucky for you, it had to be unanimous.
有人为你投了一票 There was one holdout.
就那一张红色牌 One red card.
拿枪 Pick it up.
黑骑士 Black rider...
我是杰夫·翁格 It's Jeff Winger.
我想你应该听过我的大名 I know you've heard of me by now.
没有 No.
他瞎扯呢 He's lying.
看你装出一副拉风牛仔样 Look, if you're half the cool cowboy
你要真有点风格 you pretend to be,
就应该识时务 You'll respect that we've got
明白我们现在出了状况 a situation playing out here
等我们把家务事处理完 And let us be until it's settled.
没问题 Sure thing.
一旦处理完 And once it's settled...
我就送你们所有人上西天 I'm taking out everybody in this room.
就从你开刀 敏感老先生 Starting with you, Mr. Insecure.
你自觉风流倜傥 实则不然 You think you're good-looking, but you're not.
路边货色而已 You're average.
姿色平常不潇洒 You're just an average-looking guy
下巴还贼大 with a big chin.
-怎么了 -他装相呢 - What's going on? - He's faking it.
不对 他肯定出问题了 No, something's wrong with him.
没事 没事 假的 No, no, it's fake.
上周他害我踩口香糖 Last week he did it
为了摆脱干系 他也玩过这一招 to get out of letting me have a stick of gum.
不过他一把年纪了 可能来真的呢 He's old, though. Could be real.
真的 真的 It's real. It is.
这咕哝声装的挺像回事 The gurgling's a nice touch.
你们这帮没心没肺的 You guys are terrible people.
-别说我们没提醒哦 -哥们 你还好吗 - Ah, we warned you. - Buddy, are you all right?
要叫救护车么 You want me to call 911?
大傻逼 Sucker!
-搞毛 -跟你说了 - Wait, seriously? - Told you, dude.
-我最摇摆 -你最傻掰 - I'm the best! - You're the worst.
你们甩爷? I'm out of the group?
爷把你们统统甩掉 You're out of mine!
而且爷要赢咯 And I'm winning!
拜我们所赐 他变态了 We've created a monster.
军功章也有其他人的一半嘛 Let's not give ourselves too much credit.
我挂了 I'm out.
一个老头假装心脏病 Some old guy pretended to have a heart attack.
朝我肚子给了一枪 Shot me in the gut.
我才不管 你自己搞定 I don't care. That's your problem.
这学校二逼死了 This school sucks.
那你干吗要来这上学 Well, then why do you go here?
帅哥我才不会来这里上学 I wouldn't go to this toilet
跟这上厕所都嫌掉价 with my big sister's toe.
我选的网络课程 I take a class online.
有人掏钱请我来赢得比赛 I was paid to be here and win the game
这样老板就能保住奖金了 so my boss could keep his prize money.
你是冰淇淋公司的人吗 You work for the ice cream company?
小宝贝 这事的阴谋大了去了 Sweetie, this thing is so much bigger
远远超乎你的想象 than you can even imagine.
我走了 I'm outta here.
还要去看酷玩乐队的演出呢 I got coldplay tickets.
酷玩? Coldplay?
太晚了 过敏小豆豆 Too late, bean allergy.
你错过机会了 You blew it.
有人吗 Hello?
人呢 Anybody?
谁家组队还缺人 Does anyone have an alliance I can join?
我忠心耿耿 I'm really loyal.
这算挂了吗 Am I out?
跪下 On your knees.
绝对不能让格林德尔的学生 No Greendale student can be allowed
赢得比赛 to win this game.
执行B计划 全面入侵 Initiate plan b: operation total invasion.
格林德尔各位学生 Greendale students.
我能理解你们结成同盟 I understand you've unified
想把比赛拖进僵持状态 and intend to draw this game out.
既然你们挑起战争 那就自食战败苦果吧 Well, if it was a war you want, it's a war you shall lose.
抵抗 和你们的学位一样 等于废屁 Resistance is as pointless as your degrees.
-我们是反派吗 -反正我是 - Are we the little rascals? - I was.
我跟你们一边的 别打我 I'm on your team. Stop shooting me.
我们就要战败了 学校也要拱手让人了 We're gonna lose the war and this school.
-看来这就是结局了 -我们要死在这了 - Looks like this is it. - We're dying out here.
这正是我梦寐以求的结局 I had a dream it would end this way.
-我一去便不再回来 -那就地狱再相会吧 - Once I'm gone, I'm gone. -Then I guess I'll see you in hell.
这还只是冰山一角 That's just the tip of the iceberg.