院长 院长 Dean! Dean!
别开枪 红毛男 Don't shoot, red-haired guy.
为什么不呢 Why not?
这比赛有蹊跷 Something's not right about the game.
我们刚刚干掉了一个 We just took out a guy who turned out to be
职业彩弹杀手 a professional paintball assassin.
职业的? A professional?
这说不通啊 That doesn't make sense.
正经干活领工资的人 怎么会出现在格林德尔 Why would someone who gets paid to do things be at Greendale?
我没参赛 我没参赛 I'm not playing! I'm not playing!
不 我是院长 别杀我 No, I'm the Dean! Stop shooting me!
你好 手枪帕蒂 Hi, Pistol Patty.
你成人质了吗 Did they take you hostage?
史派克院长 Dean Spreck?
你好 克拉格 Hello, Craig.
城市学院 City College.
现在我什么都明白了 Now I understand everything.
你邪恶的计划被我看的一清二楚 Now your whole evil plan is clear as day.
但如果你想给手下解释下 我也不会嫌啰嗦 But if you need to explain it to your men, I understand.
很简单 克拉格 It's simple, Craig.
我假扮成冰激凌公司 I posed as a fake ice cream company,
赞助你的期末野餐 sponsored your end-of-the-year picnic,
然后用一大笔奖金 and waved enough money under your students' noses
忽悠你的学生毁了自己的校园 to provoke them to destroy their own campus.
你受过啥创伤 史蒂文 Who hurt you, Steven?
院长怎么能这么坏 How could any Dean be so mean?
就让你开开眼 Oh, you haven't seen
见识下我这院长如何坏...豆 how mean this dean can be...an.
有人 There's one!
追杀他 After him!
等等 是"坏透"还是"坏豆" Wait, did you say "Bean"?
第二十四集 彩弹大战后篇 格林德尔黑暗的一天 城市学院入侵校园彩弹大战 皮尔斯·霍桑被踢出学习小组 预知后事如何 且听后篇分解...
废柴联盟 [本季终]
伙计们 Guys. Guys.
城市学院想要毁掉格林德尔 City College is trying to destroy Greendale,
他们就像不可阻挡的破水缸 and they're an unstoppable juggle knob.
-铜头金刚 -铜头金刚 - Juggernaut. - Juggernaut.
也就是说如果我们要奋起反击 Which means if we're gonna fight them,
大家就要组成校级统战联盟 we have to form a school-wide alliance of rebels.
换句话说 这集不搞西部片那套了 In other words, it seems we've left the western motif
我们来点星球大战风 and are entering a more of a Star Wars scenario.
我知道 早点转型就好了 I know. I wish it happened sooner too.
如果我们放弃个人特点 But if we surrender our individuality
都做无名小卒 to form a faceless regime,
那跟那伙人有什么区别 how are we any better than them?
你是最烂的 You're the worst.
她这么说就是为了合群 Okay, she is just saying that to fit in.
磁太太发言 The floor recognizes Magnitude.
首先 噼里啪啦砰砰 First off, pop, pop!
其次 磁太太一个人耍 And second, Magnitude's a one-man party.
一个人耍不能加入统战联盟 A one-man party can't be in an alliance.
矛盾啊 That's a paradox.
-我同意"不同意" -消停点 矛盾 - I agree to disagree. - Easy, paradox.
我们是一伙儿的 We're all on the same side.
另一伙儿不是已经赢了吗 But hasn't the other side already won?
他们的目的是让我们毁了学校 Their goal was to make us trash the school.
我们已经毁了 We trashed it.
是啊 但是我们还有一线机会 Yeah, but we still might have a chance
绝地反击 打击他们的痛处 to hit 'em where it hurts.
-蛋蛋吗 -不 - Their balls? - No.
-蛋蛋下面吗 -让他们掏腰包 伦纳德 - Just below their balls? - Their wallet, Leonard.
耍阴招才对 I think it's called a taint.
他们为什么找一个职业选手来参赛 Why do you think they sent in a ringer to win?
肯定是因为 It must be because we're entitled
的确有这笔奖金 to the prize they promised--
十万美金 100 gs.
我用得上这笔钱 Ooh, I could use that money.
所以我们现在才要达成共识 This is why we have to agree right now
不管谁赢 都要把钱捐给格林德尔 that whoever wins, we give the money to Greendale.
修复损坏 拯救学校 To repair the damage and save our school.
阿布蒂 你说 Abed, tell him.
随你便 我对你的革命没啥兴趣 Whatever, pal. I ain't in it for your revolution.
我自有打算 I'm in it for me.
等等 阿布蒂 这是你的主意 Wait, Abed, this was your idea.
韩·索罗的角色要先下手为强 I know, but I'm calling dibs on the Han Solo role
星战角色 由哈里森·福特扮演
以免又被默认为预留给杰夫了 before Jeff slouches into it by default.
星霸 我需要那马甲 Star-burns, I need that vest.
韩·索罗的经典装束
想得美 Oh, yeah, right.
马甲给我 口臭男 Give me the vest, laser breath,
不然可没有你好果子吃 before our conversation gets nasty.
问一下 这游戏啥时候能玩完 Question. How long is the game gonna last?
安德烈还在家看着孩子呢 'Cause Andre's home with the baby--
该死 雪瑞 别念叨你家的宝宝行不 Damn it, Shirley. Forget your newborn child
想想这里迫切需要你的人民 and think about the people that need you.
现在我不容许失去任何一个士兵 I can't afford to lose a single soldier.
-什么 -怎么 现在你是老大了吗 - What? - Oh, now you're the leader?
反正你不也没站出来吗 I don't see you stepping up.
我从不主动要求当老大 特洛伊 I don't step up to being leader, Troy.
只有黄袍加身时我才勉为其难的担当重任 I reluctantly accept it when it's thrust upon me.
敖娇杰夫 Oh, Jeff.
上帝啊 那是什么玩意 Oh, my god. What is that?
磁太太 Magnitude!
砰 Pop...
砰 P...
砰啥 砰啥 Pop what? Pop what?
他到底想说什么 砰啥 磁太太 What is he trying to say? Pop what, Magnitude?
能听见我说话吗 你是谁 Can you hear me? Who is this?
那个人是杰夫·翁格 Oh, that's Jeff Winger.
你惹上大麻烦了 You are in trouble now.
杰夫瑞 我是院长 你的朋友 Jeffrey, it's your friend, the Dean.
我很安全 I'm safe!
我能听到你说话 翁格先生 I can hear you, Mr. Winger.
我是城市学院史派克院长 This is City College's Dean Spreck.
史派克 你出老千 Hey, Spreck, you cheat.
你不能用遥控车带彩弹去爆别人 You can't spray people with paint by remote.
而且你也不能让城市学院的学生参加 And you can't have City College students
格林德尔的游戏 in a Greendale game.
我这边的队员几周之前 All my men have been registered
就在格林德尔注册了 at Greendale for weeks.
在规则方面 他们绝对符合 As for rules, they're clearly defined
你们学校和我的冒牌冰激凌公司的要求 in your school's agreement with my fake Ice Cream Company--
只要你被彩弹射中 就出局了 If you get paint on you, you're out.
我倒是很高兴得知本游戏有协议保障 Well, I'm glad to see there's paperwork involved,
因为我们注定会赢 而你注定要付钱 because we are going to win, and you are gonna pay.
哦也 加油 杰夫·翁格学习小组 Yay! Go, Jeff Winger Study Group!
那些人可是职业的彩弹杀手 Those guys are ballers, yo.
希望你们的人喜欢被爆一身彩弹 I hope you like getting balled.
头儿 我们上洗手间时这个人 Sir, this guy tried to charge us
想跟我们要价三发彩弹作如厕费 three paint balls to use the bathroom.
我们本来想把他毙了 We were gonna shoot him,
但是 把你刚才说的话再说一遍 but tell him what you told us.
别杀我 Don't shoot me.
很好 现在毙了他 Great. Now shoot him.
好啊 开枪吧 Sure, shoot me.
这样你可是帮了杰夫·翁格一个大忙了 You'd certainly be doing Jeff Winger a big favor.
全体格林德尔人 Greendale human beings,
我们很清楚此时此刻已经别无选择 it is now clear that we have no choice
唯有团结一心打败城市学院 but to team up and defeat City College.
同时形势所需众望所归 I also have no choice
我也只好接受命运赋予我的角色 but to accept the role thrust upon me.
你要接受啥角色 And what role would that be?
没时间争执了 特洛伊 No time to squabble, Troy.
数到三齐呼"保卫格林德尔" "For Greendale" on three.
一 二 One, two...
杰夫 时间紧迫 Jeff, every second counts.
数到二喊"保卫格林德尔" 一 "For Greendale" on two. One...
你俩够了 Guys.
保卫格林德尔 For Greendale!
格林德尔的同学们 Greendale students,
我知道你们已经结成同盟 I understand you've unified,
想把比赛拖进僵持状态 and intend to draw this game out.
既然你们挑起战争 Well, if it's a war you want,
那就自食战败苦果吧 it's a war you will lose.
这校旗不就是小弟弟旗么
城市学院比你们更强 更快 City College is stronger, faster.
我们比你们更"有种" 包括我校的女生 Our sperm counts are higher. Even in our women.
抵抗 和你们的学位一样 等于废屁 Resistance is as pointless as your degrees.
说实话 你们自己扪心自问 Honestly, ask yourself,
你们这种文科学院能有个屁意义 what does "Liberal Arts" even mean?
看 "欢迎来到格林德尔 Look, "Welcome to Greendale.
你已经被录取了" You're already accepted."
废柴 Losers.
搞什么鬼 What the hell?
欢迎来到格林德尔 Welcome to Greendale.
你们已经被打死了 You're already dead.
中大奖了 Jackpot.
雪瑞 你来望风我们负责装弹 Shirley, you keep watch while we get these.
过来 帮忙搭把手 Here. Help me with this.
遵命 公主殿下[星战中的莉亚公主] Sure thing, Your Worship.
阿布蒂 Abed!
别再扮韩·索罗了 Stop trying to be Han Solo.
我都替你不好意思 It's making me embarrassed for you.
得了 承认吧 你明明喜欢 Come on. Admit it. You like it.
我喜欢的是成年人之间的谈话 I like having conversations with adults.
玩星战这套又过时又不成熟 Playing Star Wars is worn out and immature.
你不就喜欢我的不成熟嘛 You like me because I'm immature.
你生命中还缺那么点不成熟 There's not enough immaturity in your life.
我可不想在等你们的时候被射死 I hope I don't get shot waiting out here.
家里那帮小屁孩还不够我操心啊 I'd hate to go home to my babies.
经过侦查发现 So reconnaissance indicates
城市学院的战略核心就在于 the key to City College's strategy is
冰激凌车里的旋转式机关枪 the gatling gun inside the ice cream truck,
我们要将这个点一举拿下 which we will charge en masse,
压制他们的防御 overwhelming their defenses,
把机关枪挪为我用 and taking that gun for ourselves.
换我肯定会用别的计划 Well, that's not how I would proceed.
特洛伊 你碰巧有更好的计划吗 Troy, do you happen to have a better plan?
没错 杰夫 我碰巧真有 I do happen, Jeff. I happen very much.
我们用偷袭战术 We'll use sneak attacks
将敌方巡逻队引至图书馆 to draw their patrol to the library,
派我方一人拉响火警 where one of us will pull the fire alarm,
启动洒水装置 activating the sprinklers,
我将运用自己高超的水管工技术 which I will have rigged using my super plumbing skills
用颜料给他们好好地洗个澡 to shower everything in the building with paint.
把颜料灌进洒水装置? Paint in sprinklers?
-你以为是演《小淘气》啊 -我演过 - Are we The Little Rascals? - I was.
你以为你的计划很好吗 Have you heard your plan?
你想攻的可是机关枪 You want to charge a machine gun.
我有话要说 I've got something to say.
女生的命令我从来不听 I don't take orders from girls.
因为她们懒得鸟我 Because they don't talk to me.
说话小心点 横肉脸 Watch it, quasar face.
安妮机智聪敏 枪法又准 Annie's a good kid and a better shot.
好好听她说 不然就滚回家去 So listen up, or you'll be floating home.
谢谢 阿布蒂 抱歉 Thank you, Abed. Sorry.
韩 Han.
听着 我认为我们应该兵分两路 Okay, I think we should split the troops in half
将两个计划同时实施 and carry out both plans simultaneously.
特洛伊 用你的计划引敌军离开冰激凌车 Troy, your plan will lure people off the ice cream truck,
为杰夫分队创造条件 攻占敌军基地 allowing Jeff's troops to take the stronghold.
-不谢 -不谢 - You're welcome. - You're welcome.
很高兴我们留下了你 I'm so glad that we didn't shoot you.
现在我们已然在战略上占尽优势 Now we have the tactical advantage
因为得知杰夫·翁格梦想当芭蕾舞女 of knowing that Jeff Winger wants to be a ballerina,
而他唯一的弱点就是他的小弟弟 and that his Achilles heel is...wieners.
这还只是冰山一角 That's just the tip of the iceberg.
再给我一个布丁 For one more pudding,
我就告诉你他为何嫉妒我 I'll tell you why he's jealous of me.
你还提及他们在你入组两年后 And you say that they kicked you out of their study group
-把你踢出去了 -没错 - after two years? - Yeah.
之前他们干嘛去了 What took them so long?
多谢刚刚对我的鼎力支持 Hey, thanks for sticking up for me back there.
现在我们的人只会互相指责 This group gets so tangled in each other's feelings,
你却站了出来 真像个英雄 you're kind of a hero for standing outside of it.
当英雄自然好 不过镭射枪可不能离手 Yeah, well, heroes are great, but I'll take a blaster every time.
不管怎样 我就是想让你知道 Anyway, just wanted to let you know,
我没觉得你不成熟 I don't think you're immature,
我觉得你很棒 I think you're great,
对一个无用的 for a no-good,
这句话是安妮对莉亚公主的蹩脚模仿
小白脸 贾巴无赖来说 laser-faced, jabba scoundrel.
你很不错 妹子 You're good, kid.
别得意忘形 Don't get cocky.
这边 Hey!
敌军现正尾随本小分队 They're right on our tail.
"特洛伊绝妙计划" Operation "Troy's awesome plan"
正在顺利进行中 is living up to its name.
真有你的 Yeah, good for you.
看来他们都已经上了特洛伊的当了 Looks like they're taking Troy's bait.
第二小分队准备实施"真正计划" Squad "B" commencing operation "Actual operation."
大家都很好 伦纳德也够好了 Everyone look alive. Leonard, good enough.
同学们 很高兴我们能并肩作战 Greendale, it's been a pleasure fighting with you.
牺牲是必然的 Some of us won't make it.
但是我们会在某个地方再次相聚 But there is a place where we will all see each other again,
-那就是丹尼连锁餐厅 -哪家 - And that place is Denny's. - Which Denny's?
等会儿就知道了 伦纳德 We'll figure it out later, Leonard.
15号出口旁边的吗 我被禁止去那家 The one near the 15 exit? I'm banned from there.
那就地狱相聚吧 Well, then I guess I'll see you in hell.
只有耍阴招大干一场了 Then let's kick some taint.
好了 听我口令 Okay. On my count.
一 二 One. Two.
薇琪 Vicki!
好吧 雪瑞 要记住你肩负重任 All right. Shirley, you have the most important job, okay?
记得记得 拉火警嘛 Yeah, yeah, pull the fire alarm.
继续好吗 我是犯罪现场调查小辣妹 Can we move this along? I'm missi CSI.
敌军正在逼近 Enemy soldiers are incoming.
请所有人从空调管道疏散 I need everyone to evacuate through the air vent--
加瑞特 Garrett!
我或许会卡住管道 I may be stuck in this vent.
先不要妄下定论 It is too early to tell.
恐怕咱们只有孤注一掷 杀出一条血路了 I think our only choice is to try and shoot our way out.
好 开始运行"特洛伊领导才能 Right. Commence operation "Troy's awesome leadership
卓越不容置疑"计划 is never in doubt" Plan.
那机枪火力太强 That gun's too powerful.
我好怕怕 I'm scared.
听着 Qu开头的昆德拉 Hey, Quendra with a q-u,
哪怕我们大部队覆灭 they can kill most of us,
只要大家锲而不舍 but as long as nobody gives up,
总有人能够突围的 明白吗 somebody will make it through. Understand?
明白 Yes.
冲啊 Charge!
好吧 我挂了 咱输了 Well, I'm out. We lost.
在餐厅见吗 See you at Denny's?
赢家才能去那里 Denny's is for winners.
伦纳德 我们要输了 Leonard, we're losing.
布雷塔 我打过几场真正的仗 Britta, I've been in a few real wars,
但这一场才真叫惨绝人寰 but this one is actually the most terrifying.
兄弟们 我们这边顶不住了 Guys, we're dying out here.
我们也顶不住了 Well, we're dying too!
他们把我们逼到死角了 They've trapped us in a dead end.
喂 小子 Hey, kid.
必须得有人活着出去 Someone's got to make it out of here alive.
这正是我梦寐以求的结局 I had a dream it would end this way.
雪瑞 图书馆的队员集体被困 Shirley, nobody's making it out of the library.
拉火警吧 Pull the alarm.
布雷塔 你还活着吗 布雷塔 布雷塔 Britta, are you alive? Britta? Britta?
你妹 Oh, hell.
狭路相逢勇者胜 Someone's got to win this.
没子弹了 I'm out.
我也是 Me too.
看来这就是结局了 Looks like this is it.
我们牺牲之后 你还会是韩·索罗吗 Will you still be Han Solo after we die?
恐怕不会了 宝贝 'Fraid not, doll.
一去便不能回头了 Once I'm gone, I'm gone.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
全都得靠自己了 Got to do everything myself.
我们阵亡了 无一幸免 We're all dead. All of us.
上空在喷洒颜料 Paint raining from the sky.
图书馆里的人集体歇菜 Everyone in the library is dead.
我靠 Damn it.
做掉他 Kill him.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
心脏抽抽了 It's my h-heart.
大爷 您没事吧 Hey, buddy, you okay?
好诶 Cool.
给你点颜色尝尝 你们这些伪暴风军 Eat paint, you storm-troopin'
城市学院闷骚男 City College knob gobblers.
看你的了 孩子 You're it, kid.
雪瑞 Shirley.
我们该怎么办 What are we supposed to do?
力挽狂澜 拯救学校怎么样 How 'bout we save this school's ass?
好 Deal.
快 快 跟上 Go, go, go, go.
-搞定 -这就完了? - That's it. - Is that it?
-胜局已定 -真的吗 - I think that's it. - That's it?
-我们赢了 -赢了 - We win! - We win!
我们赢了 Oh, we win!
好耶 是我们赢了 Yeah! We win! We win!
太好了 不辱使命 All right! We did it!
慢着 你谁啊 Wait, who are you?
我是你爹 Your mother's lover.
-什么 -什么 - What? - What?
我赢了 I win!
你欠我十万块 You owe me 100 gs.
可以把支票直接交给 And you can make the check out...
格林德尔 to Greendale.
好耶 Yay!
人类队 人类队 Human beings! Human beings!
人类万岁 人类万岁 Human beings! Human beings!
好了 Okay.
本学期最后一会正式开始 Final meeting of the semester now in session.
终极议程 Final order of business--
选一门下学期能一起上的课 Pick a class we can all take in the fall.
那就选人类学201呗 We could just take anthro 201.
不靠谱 续集一般都不怎么地 Too risky. Sequels are almost always disappointing.
话说你什么时候靠谱过啊 韩 Since when are you in favor of playing it safe, Han?
淡定点 安妮 Cool down, Annie.
我扮韩·索罗是因为剧情需要 I was only Han Solo because the context demanded it.
这个给你 But here.
恶 星霸的 Oh. Star-burns.
他用某种水晶代替除臭剂使 Yeah, he uses some kind of crystal instead of deodorant.
同志们 我知道咱们该怎么办了 Guys, I know exactly what we should do.
我们应该听听特洛伊怎么说 We should see what Troy thinks we should do.
他今儿可有不少好点子 Had some good ideas today.
谢了兄弟 Thanks, man.
关于这个问题我想了很久 Okay. I've given this a lot of thought,
结论是咱们应该考虑一晚 and I've decided we should sleep on it.
回来拿我的日程表 Just came back for my day planner.
当我空气好了 Pretend I'm not even here.
这招你们很拿手 You guys are great at that.
拜托皮尔斯 日程表算什么借口嘛 Come on, Pierce. We all know this is no "Day planner."
找到了 Here it is.
不好意思 Now, if you'll excuse me,
我该回去享受我的泳衣 it appears I'm running late to drink a bottle of wine
红酒之宴了 in my bathing suit.
皮尔斯 稍等 Pierce, wait.
我在这所学校上了12年的学了 You know, I've been coming to this school for 12 years.
跟任何人的友谊都没有 I've never been friends with anyone here
超过一学期的 more than a semester.
大概这也是我结了七次婚的原因吧 Probably for the same reason I've been married seven times.
我觉得自己最后总要被排挤的 I guess I assume eventually I'll be rejected,
所以我试探别人 逼迫别人 so I, you know, test people, push them,
直到他们如我所愿 until they prove me right.
这是种病态 我承认 It's a sickness. I admit it.
但这个地方从未抛弃我 But this place has always accepd me,
不管病态还是什么 Sickness and all.
这个地方也接纳了你们所有人 This place accepted all of you.
不管病态还是什么 Sickness and all.
值得你们好好想想 It's worth thinking about.
皮尔斯 我们已经想好了 Um, I think we have thought about it, Pierce,
你是对的 and you're right.
我们正在选课呢 And we were just picking a class
下学期可以一起上的课 we could all be in this fall.
欢迎你加入我们 And we'd love for you to join us.
不了 谢谢 No, thanks.
咱们就到此为止吧 I'm done with you guys.
我喜欢这所学校 I like this school,
但是我受够了你们这无论什么的小团体 but I'm done with whatever you call this.
再见 Adios.
-他载我上学的 -我叫他回来 - He was my ride. - I'm going after him.
不用了 他只是装装样子 No, he's just acting out.
我遇到过这种情况 I've seen this behavior before.
在猫身上 In cats.
-我的猫身上 -没错 - My--my cats. - It's true.
他马上就会溜回来 倒数五 And now he'll come slinking back in five,
四 三 二 four, three, two...
突然一个暴风兵冲其他人开枪了 And then one of the storm troopers shot the others,
翻译：大卫熊
原来是皮尔斯 and it was pierce.
我们赢了 我们拯救了格林德尔 And we won. We saved Greendale.
翻译：夕橙
貌似你们玩的很开心嘛 Sounds like you guys had a lot of fun.
是的 Yep.
翻译：饺子
说实话 真不知明年要如何才能超越了 Honestly, I don't know how we're gonna top it next year.
我有个点子 不用枪了 Oh, I got a pitch. Why use guns?
直接操水管子把整个学校都喷了呗 Take a hose and spray the whole school with paint.
翻译：小独
-一个角落也不放过 -已经这么干了 - Every inch of it. - Actually, we kind of did that.
你还没去过图书馆吗 Haven't you been to the library?
翻译：小九
我正准备一路打扫过去 I'm working my way there.
校对：独醉
你随便搁哪儿都行 Oh, you can just put that anywhere.
时间轴：崽猪
后期：鱼骨头
暑假有什么安排吗 Doing anything fun for the summer?
-没有[除了打扫还能干啥] -酷 - No plans. - Cool.
总监：米粒
酷 酷 酷 Cool, cool, cool.
小心地滑 Slippery.
苹果轴：Tearemix
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