真高兴你要搬出这个鬼街区了 安妮 I'm so glad that you are moving out this neighborhood, Annie.
有人竟然趁我停车时 小便马克了一记 Some dude peed on my car while I was parking it.
你遇见意粉哥了呀 Oh, you met Spaghetti!
-我不会挂念这货的 -说到挂念 - Yeah, I won't miss him. - Speaking of missing people,
杰夫是怎么躲过这次 那个友情相助的 How did Jeff dodge this bullet...Of friendship.
他说自己伤风感冒了 He said he was under the weather.
-又来 -多谢帮忙 - Pshaw! - Thanks for helping.
想来多有趣 Can you imagine how much fun this is gonna be?
我要和特哥布弟合住了 Me living with Troy and Abed?
蜜月期总是美好的 Yeah, there'll be a honeymoon phase,
[蜜月期:初到某地时 好奇快乐的阶段]
但不多时 你就会对他们恨之入骨 But it won't be long till you hate their guts.
这萌物叫什么呀 What's this wittle guy's name?
我怎么会讨厌特哥布弟呢 I'll never hate Troy and Abed.
天呐 是我忘了 你才20 Oh, my god, I forgot. You're 20.
没关系 不知道也正常 Don't worry. It's natural.
一朝好友变室友 When you become roommates with friends,
往昔爱意尽化仇 the things you love about them become the things
下手闷杀枕盖头 that make you want to smother them with a pillow.
我不是这样的人啊 But... That's unacceptable to me.
难不成 我还会骗你 Then...I'm lying?
家伙忘了 Forgetting something?
还真是 Yeah.
我哪会厌烦这两个活宝 Yeah, like I'm gonna get sick of this.
神马 是神马 Wh-what wh-what?
我们载歌载舞 We're here to help you move...
"庆助"你搬家 on the dance floor.
-这句不错 快发微博 -在发了 - Nice! Tweet it! - Tweeting it.
-你们发什么微博呢 -什么都发 - What are you tweeting? - Everything.
我们在微博直播安妮搬家之旅 We're live tweeting Annie's move on twitter.
#安妮搬家之旅# Hashtag Annie's move.
真好玩 How fun.
我怎么知道那是残疾人专用车位 How was I supposed to know it was a handicap space?
那个轮椅男一直在冲你喊呢 Because the man in the wheelchair was yelling it.
那又怎样 他能有什么急事 Oh, yeah, and he doesn't have an agenda.
且慢 Hold it.
-翁格哪去了 -生病了 - Where's Winger? - Sick.
又来 Pshaw!
可不是 我这就打给他 Yeah, I'm calling him.
喂 Hello?
听说你小子又生病啦 So you're sick, huh?
诊断如此 That's what they tell me.
少跟我贫了 翁格 Cut the wit, Winger.
说吧 在GAP还是在香蕉共和国 Where are you, the GAP or Banana Republic?
[均为著名服装集团GAP旗下品牌]
行啊 布雷塔 算你了解我 Well, Britta, you got me all figured out.
至少我能肯定 你没有卧病在床 Well I can tell you're not in bed.
没错 布雷塔 That's right, Britta.
我费尽心思假装重病 I'm pretending to be violently ill
就为了少搬几个箱子 to avoid lifting a few boxes.
因为我小不懂事 Because I'm 13.
翁格先生 您的保健医生是哪位 And who's your primary care physician, Mr. Winger?
施罗德医生 方字旁的施 Uh, Dr. Schroder. S-c-h.
要看看医保卡吗 Um, do you want to see my insurance card?
劳烦 Please.
什么 你真在医院 Wait, are you at a hospital?
没有 我在GAP专卖店 No, I'm at the GAP.
听见没 You hear that?
这不是心电仪的声音 That's not a heart monitor.
只是检测仪说我穿卡其色不好看 It's a machine telling me I'm low on khakis.
塔裴尼安医生请速到放射科 塔裴尼安医生 Dr. Tarpenian to radiology, Dr. Tarpenian.
我去 真抱歉 我还以为 Crap, I- I'm sorry. I just assumed--
没关系 我不怪你 Whatever. I don't blame you.
毕竟我诈病过 I've lied before.
这次真生病了 大概就是报应 It's probably karma that I'm sick.
但说真的 生了我这病 But believe me, if you had what I have,
还不如搬箱子呢 you'd rather be moving boxes.
好吧 愧疚感少了许多 Okay, feel better.
对不起哦 Sorry.
就这样吧 周一再见 Yeah, I'll see you guys on Monday.
你演技好棒 You are fantastic.
你也不错 So are you.
那试完衣服去哪 What are you doing after this?
或许再试一两件靴裤吧 Probably trying a couple of boot-cuts.
但这之后 But after that...
可以考虑来件夹克 Maybe, like, a blazer?
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《废柴联盟》 第三季 第七集 iTunes版本调教：Tears
捆扎胶带怎么用完了 How are we out of packing tape?
不知道 I don't know.
我记得浴室里还留了些 I think I left some in the bathroom.
记错了 里面没有 Nope, uh, nothing in here.
你们真行 你们把胶带全用完了 You guys! You used all of it?
早餐吃多的后果 I had a big breakfast.
有才 发微博 Nice. Tweeting it!
好吧 或许我是对他们 Okay, there might be a slight danger
萌生了些许恨意 I will end up hating them.
大男孩 不能与之同居 Man children... Can't live with them,
也不能把胶带交给他们 Can't leave them alone with your tape.
布雷塔 别说俏皮话了 很冷知道吗 Britta, don't make jokes. You're bad at it.
再说 我没钱去别处租房 Also, I can't afford to live anywhere else.
现在万事俱备来不及悔改 胶带又用完了 And everything is riding on this, and I'm out of tape--
安妮 听话 深呼吸 Annie, listen. Breathe.
我在阿姆斯特丹那会 When I was in Amsterdam,
遇到一个哥们 食用致幻毒蘑过多 I met this guy who ate too many shrooms
在安妮之家堕了窗 and fell out of a window at the Anne Frank House.
别担心 他没事 Oh, no, no, he's fine.
医生说 摄入的毒素让他肢体松弛 The doctor said that the drugs made his body just limp enough
正好避免了颈部挫伤 to keep him from breaking his neck.
布雷塔 我还是不明白 你钓男的品味 Britta, I don't see what your taste in men
对我的境况有何裨益 has to do with my situation.
这个故事的主旨 安妮 What I'm saying, Annie,
是说要和那两位神经宅男一起生活 is that if you're gonna live with two guys like that,
你就要学会放松自己 you've gotta learn to go limp.
吊儿郎当 Loosey-goosey.
轻松随意 Shake it all up.
放松 吊儿郎当 Limp...Loosey-goosey.
好吧 安妮大变身 Okay...New Annie.
随波逐流 Going with the flow.
吊儿郎当 是"吊儿郎当"还是"吊二郎当" Loosey-goosey--is it loosey-goosey or goosey-loosey?
是连读吗 好吧好吧 其实 Is that hyphenated? You know what?
别告诉我 Don't tell me.
我不用知道 I don't need to know.
哥们 Bro...Heim.
好吧 走着 Okay, go.
-嗨 -没感觉 - Aah! - Didn't feel it.
你们把气泡纸 What...A fun use
玩出了新花样啊 you found for my bubble wrap.
可不是 我们要把这项专利卖给军方 I know! We have to sell this to the military.
酷毙了 Yeah, baby.
好样的 哥们 Yah, babuh.
胶带卷弹来袭 小心 Here's the other tape gun. Think fast!
你们把插座给砸了 You broke my plug thing.
没关系 No worries.
保证金就是干这个用的嘛 That's what the security deposit is for.
发微博无压力 Hashtag that is all.
不行 不能让坏房东诈走你的血汗钱 Oh no, you're not letting some slumlord take your hard-earned money.
我来搞定 I'll fix it.
我做房东时经常干这种事 I used to do that kind of thing all the time when I was a slumlord.
真的吗 皮尔斯 Really, Piers?
房东五点的时候过来验房 My landlord's coming by to do the inspection at 5:00.
确定能及时搞定吗 Do you think you're gonna have it done by then?
小菜一碟 易如反掌 Easy peasy, George and Weezie.
装上这个箱子 估计我们的车就彻底满了 This is probably the last that'll fit in our car.
我来帮忙 I'll help you.
我叫不紧张 But not in an uptight way.
我对这种同居形式很是担心 I'm very concerned about this living situation.
我看过那么多集《老友记》发现 I mean, I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that
同居生活会引发性关系 嗑药 cohabitation leads to sex, drugs
还有《时尚大观》杂志上讲的修蒙疲乏症 and something Parade magazine called Schwimmer-fatigue.
[修蒙：《老友记》中罗斯的扮演者]
真有你的 雪瑞 老话怎么说来着 Good for you, Shirley. What's the saying?
若是管不了 那就可劲唾弃 If you can't stop 'em, judge 'em?
总得有人充当小组的道德底线 Well, somebody's gotta be this group's moral compass.
天降大任于雪瑞是吧 And that somebody has to be you, right?
所谓道德底线 根本就是你的宗教标准 Because by moral compass, you mean Shirley's religion.
要不要搭车 Want a ride?
如果这段对话是情景模拟的话 Well, if this is a forecast of the conversation,
我的回答是宁可搭别人的车 I will ride with somebody else.
别担心 雪瑞 Don't worry, Shirley.
留下来陪我 等我一搞定 Keep me company while I fix this
就开车带你过去 and I'll give you a ride over there.
布雷塔等我 Britta!
哟 那边的陌生帅哥 Well, hey there, stranger!
真是有缘千里来相会呀 What a coincidence, huh?
这简直像是《触不到的恋人》情景再现 This is just like that, uh, Lake House movie.
只能自行假想 我也是有下限的 I can only assume. Even I have limits.
派尔顿院长 Dean Pelton.
杰夫 今天周六 叫人家克拉格啦 Jeff, it's Saturday. Call me Craig.
出了学校 人家只是个克氏普版小乔 Off campus, I'm just a Craigular Joe.
[恶搞Regular Joe:乡村音乐大师乔·迪飞的第二张专辑]
哟 你买的什么呀 Ooh, what'd you get?
我有点想去退货了 Ah, now I feel like I have to head back out there.
院长 克拉格 Dean--uh, Craig,
见到你很高兴 但我要先走一步了 It's nice to see you but I actually have to run.
要赶去帮安妮搬家 Oh, yeah, you're probably heading to help Annie move.
对吧 Right?
我一直在跟踪特哥布弟微博动向 Oh, I follow Troy and Abed on Twitter.
貌似安妮在搬家 而你却 Looks like Annie's moving and you're...
生病住院了 sick at the hospital?
有意思 Curious.
我也该过去凑个热闹 I might head there myself.
替你向他们问声好 I could tell them you said hi.
最好不要 I'd rather you didn't.
可能我抽不出空 Well, maybe I won't have time.
前提是 我们忙着 Especially if we're doing...
吃午饭 Lunch?
对 但宗教信仰和道德是两回事 Yeah, but your religion isn't the same as morality.
因为我是无神论者就说我道德沦丧 And calling me amoral because I'm atheistic
这叫宗教迫害 is religious persecution.
我怎么能宗教迫害你 How can I religiously persecute you?
你根本就没有宗教信仰啊 You don't have a religion.
快看 有搭车的 Oh, look! A hitchhiker.
一个需要帮助的人 A person in need.
哦上帝 我在干什么呢 Oh, my God. What am I doing?
我在停车准备帮他一把 I'm pulling over to help him out.
不要去帮他 Do not help him out.
为什么呢 因为这代表世俗社会 Why, because it proves the existence
也是有道德的吗 of secular morality?
不 因为他看起来又脏又臭 No, because he looks stinky.
勿以外表论人 雪瑞 勿以外表论人 Judge not, Shirley. Judge not.
真的很感激 谢谢你 I really appreciate it, thank you.
你要去哪里啊 世人朋友 Where are you headed, fellow human?
河滨瀑布 Riverside falls?
那要四十分钟的路程呢 That's 40 minutes away.
那我可真的是个活雷锋 Oh, I guess I'm just a really good person.
我就知道你是好人 I knew you were.
慈眉善目亲和相 I could see the kindness in your faces.
我想 二位一定也奉耶稣基督 I assume you've both accepted Jesus Christ
为救世主吧 as your lord and savior?
真不错 Oh, that's nice.
早晚要再刷一层漆 Needed a coat of paint anyway.
安妮 欢迎来到你的新家 Welcome, Annie, to your new home.
好 重新引见一下 那里是洗手间 Okay...To reacquaint you, there's the bathroom,
厨房 还有 我们的卧室 kitchen, and, of course, our bedroom.
如果听到声响 拜托先敲门 And if the room's a rockin' please come a knockin'
因为里面没准在上演三俗戏码 because there's something probably terribly wrong.
对 我们私下比较随便 Yeah, we're pretty chill in there.
嗯 下面来看你的卧室 Mm-hmm, now let's go see your room.
这是什么玩意 What's that?
你的房间 That is your room.
你们之前说有两个卧室 You said this was a two bedroom.
是啊 一间 两间 It is, one, two.
你的是毯子城堡间 Yours is a blanket fort.
超棒的毯子城堡 An awesome blanket fort.
不过高度易燃 严禁火烛 But still highly flammable so no candles.
你觉得如何 What do you think?
-发微博呗 -果断发 - Tweet it? - Tweeting it!
吃惊很正常 I'm not suprised you're so taken aback.
在这间公寓 童年梦想成真 This apartment is where dreams come true.
从小到大 大家都说 非到特殊场合 We spent our whole lives being told that blanket forts
不用毯子城堡 are only for special occasions,
除非为借宿之夜或是叔叔过世 like sleepovers or when uncles die.
大错特错 安妮 But that's a lie, Annie.
你就可以尽情享受毯子城堡 You can live in a fort of blankets
从早住到晚 all day, every night.
真的好棒 It's so awesome.
既然如此 为什么你们不住这里 I'm surprised you guys haven't chosen to live in one.
我们在你房间也不会少待 Well, we'll be spending enough time in yours.
要在这里看电视呢 I mean, it's where we're gonna watch tv.
好吧 Right.
那扇门后是什么 Uh, what's that door over there?
不是卧室吗 That's not a bedroom?
-不是 -完全不是 - No. - Oh, no, no, no.
难不成是壁橱吗 Is it a linen closet?
差不多吧 Something like that.
什么是壁橱 What's a linen closet?
一份西埃斯特沙拉和冰茶 A siesta salad and an iced tea.
好的 您呢 Excelente. And for you?
[情侣装亮点]
-给这位先生 -哎哟 - The gentleman... - Oh...
来一份至尊玉米脆 will have a top natch-os
和一杯西瓜玛格丽塔 and a watermelon margarita.
谢谢你 杰夫瑞 Thank you, Jeffrey.
家里有没有兄弟姐妹呀 So, any brothers or sisters?
顺便结个帐 And we'll take the check too.
那么急干嘛 Oh! What's the rush?
好好吃午饭 吃完我就走 We're eating lunch, and then I'm leaving.
好吧 那就希望下周一 Okay. I just hope that I don't
我不会偶遇学习小组的人吧 bump into your study group on Monday.
也希望他们不会问我 And I pray they don't ask me
周六在商场看到谁了 who I saw at the mall on Saturday.
因为 不像某些人 Because, unlike a certain someone,
我不忍心欺骗纯良孩子 I just don't think I could lie to those sweet people.
院长 你这是在敲诈我 Dean, this is blackmail.
叫我克拉格就行 Ah! Call me Craig.
说敲诈多难听 这叫"克拉格商场一日游" And call blackmail "A day at the mall with Craig."
我就这么点小愿望 杰夫瑞 Because that's all I require, Jeffrey.
一起找乐子去吧 You and I are going to have some fun.
留下点美好回忆 And create a few memories.
希望你全心全意 投入其中 And I suggest you get into it.
态度很重要哦 Because that counts.
给先生点首歌吗 先生 A song for the senior, senior?
再见了 我的爱 Adios amores.
真让人家意外 Oh, what a surprise.
天呐 Jeez.
[有毒挥发物]
不知为啥 感觉心平气和 This is actually quite calming for some reason.
就在那时 我意识到 应该宽恕他们 And that's when I realized I had to forgive them.
故事唯神 感人至深 That's a beautiful story.
追寻主的历程真是发人深省 So inspiring how he came to find the lord.
-对吧 布雷塔 -是啊 - Isn't it, Britta? - Yeah, yeah.
我不用去追寻基督圣启 Well, I didn't exactly have to find the lord.
我心中自有基督 He was inside me.
阿门 你叫什么名字 我的朋友 Amen! What's your name, friend?
耶稣 Jesus.
你是拉丁人吗 Are you latino?
才不是 我的孩子 我就是他 No, my child. I am him.
你现在是谁了 You're what now?
如假包换的圣子 I am the one true son of god.
我是为了拯救人类而下到凡间来的 I was sent here to save humanity.
不会吧 Oh, no.
能载您一段真是无上荣幸 耶稣童鞋 Well, it is a pleasure to have you in my car, Jesus.
布雷塔 闭嘴 不是开玩笑的时候 Britta, stop. It's not funny now.
耶稣 原谅我的好奇 您对大麻怎么看 Hey Jesus, just curious, what's your position on marijuana?
那是神之恩赐 It was given to us by god.
本应是合法之物 It should be legal.
没错 说得太对了 Oh, that's nice.
好戏开场 前排直播 Hear me, hear me!
为您奉上现代都市童话 Presenting the real-life fairy tale
樵夫特洛伊 of how Princess Annie was saved
勇闯邪恶街区森林 from bad neighborhood forest
拯救安妮公主的故事 by Woodsman Troy.
携手傲娇独角兽巴布蒂 荣誉演出 And Bebad, his emotionally unavailable unicorn.
杰米·李·柯蒂斯 Brought to you by
排毒清肠酸奶 特约播映 the girl-yogurt Jamie Lee Curtis uses to poop.
冰箱里有满满一包 There's a package of it in the fridge
给你当作欢迎礼物 as a welcoming gift.
很久很久以前 Now, once upon a time,
有位美丽动人的安妮公主 there was a beautiful princess named Annie
厌倦了意粉哥公爵的骚扰 who was harassed every day by Count Spaghetti.
住在邻里的邪恶老疯子 The evil crack Smith who lived outside of her building.
好嘞 Whoa!
站这儿就行了是吗 I just stand here?
快来 杰夫瑞 Oh, come on, Jeffrey.
快进来 Get in here!
很好玩... This is gonna be fun!
也说不定 Or else.
按键点歌就行了吗 So we just punch in the numbers?
好了 这歌你会唱 杰夫 Okay, you know this one, Jeff.
在我心中 咱已经深情对唱千万遍 We've sang it a thousand times together in my mind.
打起精神 杰夫瑞 Huh, huh? Oh come on, Jeffrey.
成败在此一举 Make or break time.
表现不好的话 下周末继续 Unless you want to be back here next Saturday.
*暗塔巉岩* * There used to be a graying tower *
*孤立海边* * alone on the sea *
*光芒忽至* * You became the light *
*照我心间* * on this dark side of me *
*卿可曾见 辉煌涌现* * Did you know the light that you shine can be seem *
*赠有玫瑰 怒放娇颜* * And now that your rose is in bloom *
*古墓幽暗 一扫无前* * A light hits the gloom on the grave *
*耶稣爱大麻* * Jesus loves marijuana *
-*耶稣爱大麻* -阿门 - * Jesus loves marijuana * - Amen.
*耶稣爱大麻* * Jesus loves marijuana *
*食人饮血 静度流年* * And drinking human blood, oh *
*爱吻犹甜 花难比肩* * compare you to a kiss from the rose on a grave *
*用情深处* * Ooh, the more I get of you *
*只如初见* * the stranger it feels, yeah. *
*赠有玫瑰 怒放娇颜* * Now that your rose is in bloom *
*古墓幽暗 一扫无前* * A light hits the gloom on the grave *
配合完美 Ah! That was great.
没错 有那么点意思 Yeah, might have been a little fun.
没错吧 Huh, see?
好在你给理疗师发过电邮 And you emailed your therapist
取消这周末预约了 that you wanted to be alone this weekend.
啥 What?
由衷感谢你们的聆听 Thank you. Thank you very much.
接下来 蒙您准许 Now, with your permission,
我要献上一首关于种族融合的歌曲 I'd like to sing a little song about race-mixing.
歌名叫做"想混就混" This one's called "Don't you do it".
死下去 Get out!
晚上好 议员 Ah, good evening, senator.
点一曲吗 Any requests?
下首唱什么 我包了一个小时 What do you want to do next? I paid for a full hour, so--
我用格林德尔的账号给理疗师发的邮件 I email my therapist from my Greendale account.
同样 也就是这个帐号收到了 The same account where I received an email
"修体酷型"发出的今日促销信息 from physique25 telling me about today's sale.
你在商场守株待兔是吧 Is that why you're at the mall?
你居然偷看学生的电子邮件 You read student emails?
爱国者法案赋予我查信权利 Oh, oh, now The Patriot Act
严格说来我并没有错 杰夫瑞 says I can do it, Jeffrey... Technically.
需要我提醒你 米国正处多战之秋吗 Need I remind you the nation is at war-- ow!
-我灭了你 -不要啊 杰夫瑞 - I'll kill you. - No, Jeffrey, no!
拜托 杰夫瑞 Jeffrey, Jeffrey come on!
别冲动 咱要留下美好回忆啊 Just remember, we were making memories!
不 杰夫瑞 不要啊 好黄好暴力 No, Jeffrey! No, no, it's too violent!
你吓坏我了 不要让恐怖分子获得胜利 You're scaring me! Don't let the terrorists win!
从此以后 三人幸福快乐地生活在一起 And then the three of them lived happily ever after.
巴布蒂还升为了小熊星座 And Bebad became the Little Dipper.
剧终 The end.
吻我 樵夫特洛伊 Kiss me, Woodsman Troy!
你们俩真棒 You guys!
住在这里 欢乐无穷尽啊 Living here is gonna be fun all the time.
让我们把整个房间打造成堡垒吧 Let's make the entire apartment a fort.
我再拿点被毯来 I'll get more blankets.
这间房是虚拟探险特区 This is a space we reserved for virtual adventures.
就像娱乐室一样 不过它只能用来意淫 Like a playroom but only works in our minds.
我们叫它幻梦空间 We call it the Dreamatorium.
可这 这是个卧室啊 But...It's a bedroom.
才不是 算上毯子城堡 No, no. There's only two bedrooms,
只有两间卧室 including the blanket fort.
这是我们的 幻梦空间 This is the...Dreamatorium.
一整天来 我跨越艰险 想要融入 All day, I've been jumping through hoops to fit in.
连厕所门口的马桶圈 Including the literal hoops
我都毅然跨过 You put in front of the toilet.
-谢谢 -但你们居然藏起次卧 - Yes. - And you guys are hoarding
来做所谓的娱乐室 this second bedroom as some kind of playroom?
却让我睡在一堆臭床单里 And making me sleep on a pile of laundry?
喂 我们费好大劲才搭好的毯子城堡啊 Hey, we worked hard on that. And it's a blanket fort.
那是幼稚小孩的避世所 It's an asylum for half-witted children!
作为这间公寓里唯一的成年人 As the only adult in this apartment,
我对你们发出最后通牒 I am making an ultimatum.
我和幻梦空间 二选一 Me or this... Stupid dreamatorium.
幻梦空间神圣不可侵犯 你好好看看合同 Dreamatorium is non-negotiable. Read the lease.
蜡笔标注的部分尤其要细看 Especially the part we added in crayon.
你不想诉诸法庭吧 You don't wanna take this to court.
相信我们 一眨眼间 Trust us, this place can be a courtroom
这里就可以变成审判室 in the blink of an eye.
我才不吃这一套 This doesn't work for me.
自打我加入学习小组 From the minute I joined the study group
就担心自己太严肃 I've been worried about how uptight I am
玩不起来 and how I'm no fun.
然后我又担心 自己不能融入这里 And then I was worried that I wouldn't fit in here
和你们和谐相处 or be able to hang with you guys.
但我想明白了 But you know what?
你们怎么不扪心自问 Why don't you ever ask yourselves whether
能否和我共处呢 you can hang with me?
为什么要做出改变的人总是我 Why am I always the one that has to adapt?
我受够这些破事了 I'm sick of this crap!
享受白痴的幻梦空间吧 Enjoy your stupid dreamatorium.
我们会的 We will!
因为这也是我们的公寓 Because this is our apartment too!
我们只是有才 And just because we're awesome
不是幼稚 Doesn't mean we're not adults!
要香烟糖吗 Candy cigarette?
我不要香烟糖 I don't want a candy cigarette.
我要安妮回来 I want our Annie.
是啊 不欢而散 Yeah, we blew it.
我就不该这礼拜戒烟 I picked the wrong week to quit.
这又在搞什么鬼 What the hell is this?
按保证金条例 你可得下血本了 In security deposit terms, it's a gold mine.
但算你走运 破财免灾 And you're lucky it's only gonna cost you money.
你朋友差点涂料中毒 Your friend nearly killed himself.
没错 我就是这样 Yeah, that's me.
幸运安妮 Lucky Annie.
我真的很抱歉 安妮 I'm really sorry, Annie.
刚才请几个热带美女来玩 I had some island girls over
肯定是哪个耍我了 and one of them must have slipped me a mickey.
你没事就好 I'm just glad you're okay.
想偿还我 就帮忙去特哥布弟家 You can pay me back by helping me
把我的行李取回来 Get all my stuff from Troy and Abed's.
你又要搬家吗 我梦游了多久 You're moving again? How long was I out?
音悦台还在不在 Is Napster still a thing?
你梦游的时间里 我认识到 You've been out long enough for me to realize
自己还是适合离群索居 that I'm gonna need to keep living alone.
走吧 Come on.
先给你洗白白 Let's get you cleaned up.
干什么啊你 What the hell?
我有脑部损伤 "二"者无罪 I have brain damage. Nothing I do counts.
我的行李都去哪了 Where is all my stuff?
特洛伊 阿布蒂 Troy, Abed?
这房间归你了 It's all yours.
我们很抱歉 We're sorry.
有时我们沉浸在自己的小宇宙中 Sometimes we get stuck in our own little world.
我们甚至有时幻想宙中宙 And then in that world, we make even littler worlds.
有时候 宇宙之间会有隧道连通 And sometimes there are tunnels between those worlds.
或者时空快车 有次是一条蛇 Or a subway. One time a snake.
总之很抱歉 你喜欢吗 We're sorry. Do you like it?
我爱死了 这太完美了 Of course, I do. It's perfect.
我是说 抱枕什么的我可以重摆 I mean, I can rearrange the throw pillows.
你们按大小排 但其实该按色彩来排 You have them arranged by size instead of color, but--
我说得没错吧 What did I say?
那幻梦空间呢 But what about the dreamatorium?
它还健在 It's staying.
幻梦空间比我们更重要 The dreamatorium is more important than any of us.
但你比我们的卧室更重要 But you're more important than our bedroom,
所以我们把双层床搬进了毯子城堡 so we put the bunk bed in the blanket fort.
基味浓重 This is all gay code.
我值得你们这么做吗 You sure I'm worth it?
当然了 还有很多事 Yeah, there's a couple of things that we were hoping
要指望你帮忙呢 that you'd help us with.
是啊 比如说熨斗里的水会去哪 Yes, like where does the water go in the iron?
熨斗是用来干嘛的 And what's the iron for?
库尔得饮料怎么上色的 And what gets out Kool-Aid stains?
我们已经知道 不同颜色的库尔得 Yeah, we already know that the opposite
口味完全不一样 Color Kool-Aid doesn't work.
还有 上周叉术比赛特洛伊把我戳伤了 Also, Troy scraped me when we were fork-jousting last week
迟迟不能愈合 And I don't think it's healing right.
阿布蒂 伤口感染可不得了 Abed, that's infected.
感染 就是想说这个词 Infected. That's the word I was looking for.
-大家好 -我还以为你病了 - Hi, guys. - I thought you were sick.
我本来 就没病 I was...N't.
我只是编造谎言 好逃脱帮忙 I kind of made it up to get out of helping.
算了吧 That's okay.
-真的吗 -是啊 是真的 - It is? - Yeah, it is.
杰夫 你知道吗 当雪落之时 Jeff, did you know that when it snows
我眼波流转 my eyes become large?
*卿可曾见 辉煌涌现* * And the light that you shine can be seen *
难道说他发上微博了 He tweeted it?
-亲 -他发到微博了 - Baby - He tweeted it!
*赠有玫瑰 怒放娇颜* * And now that your rose is in bloom *
*古墓幽暗 一扫无前* * A light hits the gloom on the grave *
-当心 小行星来袭 -好险 - Look out, asteroids! - That was close.
多谢带我们安全来到绿色星球 马伯3000 Thanks for getting us to Planet Greendalia safely, Horsebot 3000.
-不客气... -噢 不 - Well-- - Oh, no!
绿色星球上河蟹泛滥成灾 Greendalia has been overrun by evil king blorgon!
小心 特洛战警 Look out, Troyborg!
我要死了 I'm dead.
马伯3000 不 我爱你 Horsebot 3000, no! I love you!
我是河蟹之王 I am king blorgon.
我的计划是炸毁世界 And my plan is to blow up the world!
你的激光不能伤我 Your lasers are useless against me.
瞄准屁屁 直击软肋 Aim for his butt. It's his only weakness.
成功了 We did it!
和平和宁静重回绿色星球了 Peace and tranquility have been restored to Geendalia.
向马伯3000致敬 And all thanks to Horsebot 3000.
他现在安息星辰之间了 He belongs to the stars now.
忍受无能 再过五分钟 All right, five more minutes
我们就喊停 好吗 and we should probably put a stop to this, right?
杰夫 你怎么 Jeff, are you--
我很喜欢马伯3000 I liked Horsebot 3000.