周五快乐 伙计们 Happy Friday, everybody.
周末打算做点什么 What are you doing this weekend?
应该问 周末我打算"做"谁 The question is, who am I doing this weekend?
他还问 就说明自己已经不记得了 He's asking because he's already forgotten.
压根没这回事 It's nobody.
我要去宠物医院当义工 I'm volunteering at the animal hospital.
-嗷 -宠物医院 - Aw. - Animal hospital?
宠物做病人 不是做医生 The animals are the patients.
情理之中 That makes sense.
是啊 泽摩医生准许我打工还债 Yeah, Dr. Zizmor's letting me work off
偿付丹尼尔的眼部手术费用 the cost of Daniel's eye surgery.
慢着 你连买部名牌手机都不肯 Wait. You won't spend money on a name-brand phone,
却舍得为你家垂死老猫做激光手术 but you got LASIK for your geriatric cat?
他本就是独眼 杰夫 He only has the one eye, Jeff.
我又不能给他买个猫咪专用单片眼镜 I can't exactly buy him a cat monocle, can I?
那样太高调了 It's pretentious.
顺便好心告诉你 And for your information,
咱用的可是坨坨罗拉[摩托罗拉口误] this is a Totorola.
我和特洛伊将度过一个特别的的周六狂热夜 Troy and I will be having a very special Saturday night,
《暗夜骑士》 as in Dark Knight.
终于到了 我们的299元限量版《黑暗骑士》DVD It came! Our limited-edition, $299 Dark Knight DVD
收录附加花絮 评论音轨 with bonus footage, special commentary,
和克里斯蒂安·贝尔的亲笔签名 and a Christian Bale autograph,
还有一个七字的提名赠言 including a personalized message of up to four words!
"阿布是蝙蝠侠了 克里斯蒂安·贝尔" "Abed is Batman now, Christian Bale."
-官方认可了 -当事人亲口承认 - It's official. - From the man himself.
还给我好吗 安妮 多谢 May I have that back, Annie? Thank you.
顺便澄清 如果你看见这被扔到一边 And just to clarify, if you see this lying out,
并不代表我抛弃了它 你也无需 I'm still using it, so you don't have
把碟拿到厨房扔掉 然后去洗碗 to take it to the kitchen, dump it out, and wash the bowl.
这是暗示我收拾黄油拌面吗 Is this about your buttered noodles?
我可没说过 I didn't say that.
-好耶 -完爆 - Yes! - Into your face!
哭鼻子 弱爆了 Your tears reveal your weakness!
桌上足球那一套有什么好玩的 What is it with those tools and foosball?
-玩了几周都不嫌烦 -他们估计是欧洲人 - They've been at it for weeks. - I think they're European.
欧洲人对这项运动更看重 It's probably a more important game over there.
桌足堪比乒乓界的足球 Foosball's like the soccer of ping-pong.
-生可忍熟不可忍 -杰夫瑞 别跟他们计较 - I can't take it anymore. - Oh, Jeffrey, let them be.
先生们 我叫卓尚球 Gentlemen, my name is Clarence Thaddeus Foos.
我祖父叫卓尚足 My grandfather, Fletcher Morton Foos,
他当年发明这个游戏 不为别的 invented this game for one purpose--
就为了让世界多点喧嚣和二笔 to have the loudest, dumbest thing happen.
现在这目标实现了 Now it has.
桌上足球赛功成身退 The game of foosball is completed.
你们可以回家了 You're free to return
显然你们家人全有听力障碍 to your undoubtedly hearing-impaired families.
要我们停手 可以 Tell you what, we'll stop playing,
先赢过我们再说 if you can score a point on us.
激将法呀 那样我不也得玩桌足了吗 Tempting, but then wouldn't I be playing foosball?
一旦我也玩上 不也就成为吵闹二货了吗 And, if so, how would I not be a loud, weird knob?
就比射空门 Free shot.
我先不出必杀技 I'm not even touching the foosenschaften.
失陪了 傻冒 我不会中计的 Sorry, luftballons. I'm above it.
看到有人当面出丑 I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure I feel
这快感真是难以言表 at viewing misfortune.
快围观苦逼脸 'Tis the face of a broken man.
杰夫 笑一个 Jeff. Smile.
这货见到帅哥很激动 They, uh, -- they come in a six-pack.
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只收拾黄油拌面 Buttered noodles.
掸掸灰总可以吧 I'm allowed to throw out the dust, right?
上手 Yeah.
怎么啦 What's wrong?
我 我 I-I...
为什么 Why?
-我踩上去了 -为什么 - I stepped on it. - Why?
-我刚才在给电视掸灰 -为什么 - I was dusting the TV. - Why?
我可以赶在他回家前 跑出去买套新的 I can run out and get a new one before he gets home.
可不是吗 安妮 Oh, sure, Annie.
然后我们只要录制 And--and then we just have to record
山寨版克里斯蒂安·贝尔评论音轨就行 fake exclusive commentary by Christian Bale.
你先试试 Go ahead, you first.
对于相关演职人员 这一幕 This scene was a special challenge
-无疑极具挑战性 -够了 - to all involved-- - Stop it!
绝对行不通 That's not a real option!
这套碟举世无双的 The disc is irreplaceably awesome!
或者我们另买套碟 然后 What if we got a different disc, and--
安妮你知道吗 有多少喜剧片 Annie, do you know how many sitcoms
都用过"无价之宝狸猫换太子"的桥段 have done the "secretly replace a broken, priceless item" thing?
阿布蒂可见多了 'Cause Abed does.
阿布蒂无所不知 Abed knows everything,
我也知道 你以为自己可以凭借小聪明 and I know you think you can think your way out of this
想法脱身 但奉劝一句 别自作聪明 with your "thinkiness," but don't think too much.
还是老实认错最好 You just have to confess.
-好吗 -好的 - Okay? - Okay.
我们这一幕的拍摄是在 We shot this scene on location--
他说得对 这行不通的 Okay, he's right. It won't work.
杰夫瑞 你这是干什么 Jeffrey? What--what are you doing?
怎么 哦 Hmm? Oh.
这个嘛 我只是想 You know, I just thought...
下次再有德国佬得瑟 Next time those deutsche-bags try to show off,
我好技惊四座 镇住他们 maybe I can catch them by surprise.
杰夫 无需理会外国佬的目光 Jeff, you don't need to worry what foreigners think about you.
这是你作为美国人与生俱来的特权 That's your birthright as an American.
好吧 Okay...
小小声承认下 Small confession.
我也一度沉迷桌足 I used to love foosball.
对于一个孤单缺少父爱的男孩 It was a great after-school game
这是一项很棒的课余活动 for a lonely kid with no dad--
你懂的 这活动够男人 you know, just masculine enough
不要求抛球接球技术 without having to know how to throw or catch.
我见过你抛球的英姿 I have seen you throw.
游戏一直很美好 And it was fun...
直到我像今天那样 被一帮人欺凌 Till I started getting bullied by people like those Germans.
于是我放弃了 So I quit.
你做得对 Well, you did the right thing.
桌足就是给恶人玩的恶俗游戏 Foosball is a vile game for vile people.
雪瑞 你还是没明白 这是男人间的事 Shirley, you wouldn't get it. It's a guy thing.
跟出炉热派可不是一回事 It's not a fresh-baked-pie thing.
好吧 我有点明白了 Well, I might get it a little.
你还不懂我 You don't know me.
我 勒 个 去 Ho...Ly...Crap.
好吧 我大概整明白观看顺序了 All right, I think I figured out the viewing order--
原版影片 导演剪辑版 original version, director's cut,
导演评论剪辑版 director's cut with commentary,
再一遍原版影片 平静心情 and then original version cool-down.
-到时看吧 -嗯 - Yeah, we'll see. - Mm-hmm.
天啊 你们终于回来了 Oh, my God, you guys.
咱家被打劫了 We've been robbed!
亲娘啊 Oh, man.
咱家居然被打打劫了 I can't believe we got robbed.
雪瑞 Shirley, Shirley.
你必须教教我 You have to teach me.
拜托了 助我打败那些邪恶的德国棒子 Please, help me beat those evil power krauts.
你还没明白吗 杰夫 Don't you get it, Jeff?
他们不是擅长桌足的恶人 They're not evil people that are good at foosball.
他们因邪恶而擅长桌足 They are good at foosball because they're evil.
这游戏本就邪恶 会唤醒人性的黑暗 It's an evil game that brings out the worst in us,
就像境外婚礼的接待会 like--like out-of-town weddings where the reception's
多半都在酒店房间搞定 in the same place as everybody's rooms?
很好 三年的传教碎碎念 Great. After three years of religious advice
和高糖点心轰炸之后 and carb-laden pastries,
对我而言 你终于有了点利用价值 you finally have one thing I actually need, and--
抱歉 I'm sorry.
说错话了 Um, that was rude.
我不该把它看得这么重要 It--it shouldn't be so important to me.
我们周一见吧 I'll, uh... I'll see you Monday.
杰夫 Jeff...
明天凌晨 Tomorrow, dawn--
学生休息室见 be in the student lounge.
雪瑞 你最好了 Shirley, you are the best.
我神 请宽恕我 Dear lord, please forgive me.
也请垂怜于他 And please have mercy on him.
赌注要创新高 The stakes have never been higher.
闭嘴 伦纳德 Shut up, Leonard.
我找到你的Youtube主页了 I found your YouTube page.
随便评论速冻比萨有什么意义吗 What's the point in reviewing frozen pizza?
你不也在评论吗 You're talking about it.
这倒是 Well, that is true.
听好了 杰夫瑞 Now, Jeffrey...
桌足的获胜关键 The key to winning foosball
在于发掘自己的黑暗面 is to tap into your darkness,
所以我要你保证 完全无视 so I need you to promise you won't judge
我可能爆发出的那一面 the side of me that might come out.
雪瑞 Shirley...
我一定完全无视你 I'm gonna be perfectly blunt with you.
你小小流坏水的那些时刻 The few times that you've been a little bad
才是我最喜欢的样子 are the times I've liked you most.
-是吗 -还记得当年 - Really? - Remember making fun
一起嘲笑布雷塔男友的小凸点的事吗 of Britta's boyfriend's tiny nipples?
是啊 是够小的 Oh, yeah, they were tiny.
还记得对皮尔斯的三明治使坏的那次吗 Remember what you did to Pierce's hoagie?
太闹心了 我差点就得手了 That was so disturbing, I almost proposed on the spot.
好了 开始吧 教我怎么控制 Now, come on, show me how to dominate.
好的 翁格 抓住手柄 All right, Winger, hands on the grips.
攻你右侧 倒计时 I'm coming up on your right side
三 二 一 in three, two, one!
知道为什么挡不住我吗 You know why you can't stop me?
因为我没在玩游戏 'Cause I'm not playing a game.
对你来说 这只关乎胜负 For you, it's winning and losing.
但对我 这是生死之战 For me, it's life and death.
所以我才会赢 That's how I win.
这就是你的必胜秘籍 That's where you have to go.
抛弃理性 抛弃感情 No more thought, no more feeling.
弱肉强食 你死我活 孩子 Kill or be killed. Kill or be killed, little man.
回想一下 这游戏的关键之处 Think back to when this game mattered,
因为你要变酷 before you got to be too cool.
比压抑心中的羞愧感 Stop acting like you're not ashamed right now.
追随羞愧 寻到恐惧 Follow that shame to the fear.
循着恐惧 催生怒火 Follow that fear to the rage.
利用怒火 哇呀呀 You put that rage--aah!
引颈待戮吧 肥火鸡 Up your ass, turkey. Ha ha!
桌上争斗 只有两个结果 There's only two ways off this table--
你死我活 kill or be killed.
-大声喊出来 -你死我活 - Say it. - Kill or be killed.
我说了 用喊的 娘娘腔 I said say it, mumbles!
-你死我活 -死活 - Kill or be killed. - Kill!
-死活 -死活 - Kill! - Kill!
死活 Kill!
好耶 Yeah!
你刚才叫我火鸡 You called me turkey.
人家爱死了 I love it.
不好意思 现在不方便出警 Sorry we couldn't get a car over here until now.
我们的警官昨晚殉职了 Our captain was killed on duty last night.
天啊 我很难过 My God, I'm so sorry.
是啊 多好的人 Yeah. Good man--
还留下一个有孕的妻子和一双儿女 leaves behind two kids and a pregnant wife.
这么说 你们丢了一套蝙蝠侠DVD So you're missing a Batman DVD?
是我的《黑暗骑士》特别加长版 未投保 My Dark Knight extended extended cut--it wasn't insured.
门窗附近没有 Well, there's no sign of forced entry
强行入侵痕迹 on your door or windows.
你确定不是放在别处了 You sure it wasn't just misplaced?
肯定有人闯入行窃 Someone definitely broke in.
我的几件首饰丢了 Some of my jewelry's missing.
你确定吗 安妮 You sure about that, Annie?
确定 我的项链丢了 Mm-hmm. My necklace.
是金的 人造白金 It was gold--white gold--
嵌有翡翠 with emeralds.
还用希伯来文刻着我的名字 And my name engraved in Hebrew.
是成人仪式上奶妈送我的 It was a bat mitzvah gift from my Nana.
她是位洛克慈女郎 后来嫁了位伯爵 She was a rockette. She married a count.
老公双目失明 看中的是她的心灵美 He was blind. He loved her for her mind.
这倒是为报告增色不少 That's good color for the report,
但我必须实话实说 but I got to be honest,
这么小的物件几乎无可能追回 small stuff like this almost never turns up.
-别这样 阿布蒂 -我们保持联络 - Oh, no, Abed. - We'll be in touch. Say...
你挺眼熟啊 You look familiar.
我是不是有为你讲过枪械安全 Did I ever pretend to shoot a guy in front of you
还假装射击别人 to teach you about gun safety?
我记人很有一套 I'm really good at faces.
好吧 这件事唯一的好处 Well, I guess the only upside to this is
大概就是 我们的室友关系更加亲密了 it's brought us closer together as roommates.
这件事有疑点 Something doesn't add up.
如果不是强行入侵 那就是有内鬼 If there was no forced entry, it had to be an inside job.
-不能这么说 -劫犯进来 放着现金不偷 - We don't know that. - And instead of taking cash,
药品手提电脑也不偷 他们偷了什么呢 pharmaceuticals, laptops, they take what?
偷了我的蝙蝠侠DVD My Batman DVD, and one piece
还有一件怪模怪样的希伯来式装饰珠宝 of oddly ornate Hebrew-themed jewelry?
-是奶妈给我的 -这是烟幕 - Nana gave it. - It's smoke.
-这是诈术 是骗局 -是吗 - It's a ruse, a lie. - Hmm?
我有点头绪了 I think I know what happened here.
阿布蒂 我 Abed, I--
是房东干的 The landlord did it.
这就说得通了 It all makes sense.
里克有所有公寓的钥匙 作案手段有了 Rick has keys to every apartment--means.
他知道我们的进出时间 作案时机也有了 He knows when we're coming and going--opportunity.
万圣节时他扮成小丑 作案动机有了 And he was dressed as the Joker for Halloween--motive.
-这样啊 -必须采取行动 - Hmm. - Something's got to be done.
别直接跳到行动阶段嘛 Oh, let's not leap to thing-doing.
对吧 安妮 Right, Annie?
双线 Double strike.
搞定 Got it.
反冲 Back blast.
毒蛇刺击 Viper shot.
-全胜 -快看 - Nailed it! - Oh, look...
多好啊 你是喜欢桌足的 How cute--you do like foosball,
只需要多和妈妈练练 you just have to practice with your mama.
这是周六晚上 你们来这干嘛 What are you guys doing here on a Saturday night?
你们德国佬不是应该在拍肥猪流艺术片 Shouldn't you be making weird art movies
-或者闭门造名车吗 -给我收回这话 - or well-engineered cars? - You take that back!
我们是来玩的 给爷从桌旁闪开 We came to play. Get away from our table.
-我们正在用呢 猪头 -说得好 - We're using it, strudel-brain. - Nice.
那就一战定输赢 Then play us for it.
好啊 周一早上来 Fine. Monday morning--
我们好好玩一次 only let's make it interesting.
输家今后不许再碰这张桌子 The losers never get to use this table again.
你现在这怒发冲冠的样子 Oh, you are so on that things have now
真是像足了大金刚 become very much like Donkey Kong.
我们来完爆他们 We're gonna kick das butt.
-说得好 -谢谢 - Nice. - Thank you.
日耳曼双关玩够了吧 Enough teutonic punnery.
周一早晨 等到你的是 Monday morning you get this...
你们带着足球走来走去 Were you guys walking around with a soccer ball
就是为了秀这个 just so you could do that?
他们抛下球 拍拍屁股就走了 They left the ball and everything.
我觉得他们带着球来回走 I think they were literally walking around with it
就是想挽回点面子 like a prop to use.
这顶多就卖二十五美刀 估计还不值这个价 That's, like, a $25 dollar bit, and it's not even that good.
你必须来澄清 知道吗 You have got to come clean, okay?
我不知道他在里面干什么 但已经很带戏了 I don't know what he's doing in there, but it feels dramatic.
我相信他已经转移嗜好了 I'm sure he's already moved on to some other obsession.
看呀 多好玩 Oh, look, fun.
警方无能 The police are powerless.
我必须亲手主持正义 I must take justice into my own hands.
里克这样的人游走于法律之外 Men like Rick operate above the law.
但游走于法律之外的不只有他们 But there's something else above the law...
还有蝙蝠 Bats...
还有我 And me.
阿布蒂 千万别钻牛角尖 Abed, don't do anything drastic.
我们或许该退后一步想想 Yeah, maybe we should all just take a step back and--
嗷 那钩绳是我送你的圣诞节礼物吗 Aw, is that the grappling hook I got you for Christmas?
暗夜在召唤 The night beckons.
黑暗的手指屈伸张合 Its black fingers curl and uncurl,
好像在说 "来吧" going, like, "hey, come here."
阿布蒂 等等 Abed, wait!
阿布蒂 是我干的 Wait. I did it.
我踩碎了你的DVD I stepped on your DVD, and it broke,
我自导自演了一出盗窃戏 试图掩饰 and I staged a break-in to cover it up.
如果这话是真的 If that were true,
你早就会上前承认了 you would've come forward a long time ago.
你在撒谎 想让我远离危险 You're lying to keep me out of danger.
但是 当犯罪和着 But there can be no peace
那充满感染力的罪之鼓点 while crime spits and dances on the grave of justice
在正义的坟墓上唾骂舞蹈时 to the hot beats of infectious rhythms
世间不会和平 of all that is wrong.
-哦 -你要 - Oh! - Just...
-用脚来控制 -啊啊啊 - Use your foot. - Ooh, ooh, ooh!
你还好 还好吧 You're okay--okay.
阿布蒂 Abed...
特洛伊 我们怎么办 Troy! What are we gonna do?
现在愿意听人劝告了 Now you're open to input?
他跳我也跳 I'm following him.
请你搬进来 还指望能带我们正常点呢 You moving in here was supposed to tone us down.
雪瑞 跟我说说吧 So, Shirley, tell me--
以你这么强的桌足技术 how does someone with your talent for foosball
怎么会洗手不玩了呢 ever stop playing?
这话题还是不谈为妙 Oh, I don't want to talk about that.
拜托 我们已经是密友了 Oh, come on, we're, like, best friends now.
不要逃避 跟我敞开心扉吧 Don't back away from this. Open up to me.
好吧 这样呢 Okay, well...
小的时候 我充满了愤怒 杰夫 When I was a kid, I had anger, Jeff--
极度愤怒 桌足是个很好的发泄途径 real bad anger--and foosball was a release.
但我不是打赢就算 But I didn't just--just beat people.
我会摧毁对手 I-I broke 'em.
有一次 我参加城际YMCA One time I was running this table
和人比试桌足 over at this Y.M.C.A across town,
我把对手那孩子伤得很深 and I was really giving it to this kid--
那是一瘦巴巴的白人小孩 无意冒犯 this skinny little white boy, no offense.
他哭了起来 小孩子打不赢都会哭 He started crying. They always started crying.
但这孩子有种特质 But something about this boy
让我很想欺负到底 made me want to take it all the way.
我开始用球杆戳他 结果 I started jabbing him with the rods until...
小男孩尿裤子了 the boy peed himself.
大家哄堂大笑 我也笑了 Everybody laughed. I laughed.
但自此之后 这游戏就变了味 But after that, the game lost its flavor.
当你害到一个男孩尿裤子 Once you make a boy pee his pants,
你就会开始思考 自己的人生是否错了方向 you start thinking about where your life is headed.
怎么了 杰夫 Jeff, what's wrong?
我灭了你 Gonna kill you!
洗好脖子挨砍吧 Your ass is mine!
太逊了你 You're such a punk!
被女孩子 You like being beat by a girl?
好耶 Yes!
你哭什么啊 What are you crying for?
妈妈可帮不了你 Your mama cannot help you,
据我所知你又是个没爹的孩子 and I know your daddy ain't around,
不然怎么会玩得像个小贱人 or you wouldn't play like a bitch.
我的个神啊 难道我猜对了 Oh, my goodness gracious. Is that what I think?
一杆子打得这孩子嘘嘘啦 I just beat this kid all the way to tinkle-town.
小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 Tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle-town.
小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 Tinkle-town, tinkle-town, tinkle-town,
小嘘嘘 小嘘嘘 tinkle-town, tinkle-town.
你就是大切达 You were Big Cheddar?
谁告诉你 Who told you that--
我的天呐 Oh, dear lord.
你就是小嘘嘘 You're tinkle-town?
别这么叫我 Don't call me that.
你这些虚假的善意和虔诚 All your fake sweetness and religion
都是掩盖内心魔性的邪恶伪装 is just a veil covering a horrible monster.
我那天是威士忌喝多了 And I had a lot of Mountain Dew that day!
不除掉这些嬉皮士 There's an 80 percent chance
你八成是没法离开伍德斯托克了 you can't leave Woodstock until you bone these hippies.
哎呀 Oh, boy.
知道我为什么来的吧 渣滓 You know what I came for, scum.
藏哪里了 Where is it?
在壁橱呢 在壁橱 In the closet. In the closet, man.
-阿布蒂 快停下 -抓住他 - Abed, stop it! - Get him!
我是说 快停下 I mean, stop it.
都在壁橱里 They're in the closet.
我就知道会东窗事发 别伤害我 蝙蝠侠 I knew I'd get caught. Just don't hurt me, Batman.
壁橱 Closet.
女鞋 Women's shoes?
但里克没结过婚啊 But Rick doesn't have a wife...
也没长女人脚 Or women's feet.
等等 我的芭蕾夏单鞋 Wait. My summertime ballet flats?
我还以为搬家时弄丢了 I thought I lost these in the move.
在吗 有DVD吗 Is it there? Does he have the DVD?
-什么 -DVD - The what? - The DVD.
找到了 就在他这里 He has it, all right.
好像被他打碎了 And it looks like he broke it.
您是何方神圣啊 Who are you?
如果有话想说 If you had something to say,
直接短信不行吗 why not put it in the text message?
我不知道能说什么 I wasn't sure what to say.
你到底明不明白 Do you understand
你对我的伤害有多深 大切达 what you did to me...big Cheddar?
拜托别这么叫我 Please don't call me that.
怎么不行 你本性如此 Why not? It's what you are--
我是指卑鄙凌弱 a mean, nasty bully.
我当时才12岁 I was 12 years old.
我当众尿裤子 I peed!
直接逼得我转学 I had to change schools.
我把一切都换掉了 I changed everything--
衣服发型 甚至性格都大变 my clothes, my hair, my personality--
就因为你 because of you.
真是可惜 What a waste.
我真希望能拍下现在的你 I wish I could take a picture of you right now
发给十岁时的自己 and send it to my ten-year-old self.
小心点 翁格 Watch it, Winger.
自哀自怜不是你的专利 You don't have a trademark on self-pity.
-我也会自卫的 -很好 - I will defend myself. - Good.
让切达来得更猛烈吧 Bring the cheddar...
大切达 Big Cheddar.
看我不瞬间把你 I'm gonna put you on the express train
打回小嘘嘘 back to tinkle-town!
-哇呀 -啊 - Argh! - Uh!
-啊 -哇呀 - Uh! - Aah!
哇呀 Aah!
哇呀呀 Aah!
-去死吧 -绝不 - Die! - Never!
哇呀 Argh!
啊 Ah!
-你来 -不 你来 - You get it. - No, you get it.
你最需要发球优势 You're the one that needs the advantage.
错 大错特错 Wrong. Wrong!
我每次赢球 都赢得光明正大 Every game I ever won, I won fairly.
桌球是我证明自身价值的方式 Foosball was how I measured my value as a man.
你来拿走 You took that away!
那你以为我是为什么 Why do think I had to?
你在男孩子情窦初开时 You try sprouting three feet
一气窜高三英尺试试 just when boys are about to look at you.
我没人疼没人爱 Everyone stopped liking me.
我只有游戏可玩了 This game is all I had.
-是我全部的寄托 -这太傻了 - It's all I had. - Well, that's stupid.
你绝对很优秀 You're a perfectly fine person.
你也是 So are you.
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
抱歉 杰夫 I'm sorry, Jeff.
没什么好道歉的 雪瑞 You don't have anything to be sorry for, Shirley.
里克保证 只要你不再入侵他的公寓 So Rick has agreed to stay out of your apartment
他就不进犯我们家 as long as you stay out of his.
这句话 我对大家都说腻了 And I'm getting tired of saying this to people,
花点钱买个鞋子保险箱 but these things wouldn't happen
就不会有这些破事了 if you'd invest in a simple shoe safe.
这就完了 That's it?
我们还要和这个变态鞋控 Now we just live upstairs from this...
住上下层 guy that's really into footwear?
姑娘 你只是租客 Sweetie, you're a renter.
等买房了再说吧 Look forward to owning a house.
庆幸吧 他不是脑袋控 Be glad he's not into heads.
多谢帮助 长官 Thanks for your help, officer,
需要我帮忙的话 and if you should ever need me,
四点放学后找我 I usually get out of school around 4:00.
伙计们都住在房间外 没问题吗 This guys sleeps outside your room, though, and that's okay?
我就一点不明白 There's one thing I don't understand.
里克为什么否认偷了我的DVD Why would Rick deny taking my DVD?
为什么又要打碎呢 And why break it?
或许他不小心踩到了 Well, maybe he stepped on it by accident
感觉非常非常愧疚 and felt really, really, really bad.
这些只会更加促使他认错 All the more reason to confess.
人无完人啊 阿布蒂 Well, not everybody's perfect, Abed.
叫我蝙蝠侠 我就是完人 Batman. And I am.
好吧 蝙蝠侠 Well, Batman,
代表这些不完美的人说句话 on behalf of all of us that aren't perfect,
很抱歉打碎了你的DVD can I just say I'm sorry I broke your DVD?
接受道歉 Apology accepted.
我绝不会对阿布蒂提起 But I wouldn't mention it to Abed.
那家伙绝对冷酷无情 That guy's pretty ruthless.
蝙蝠侠的评价 And that's coming from Batman.
你们好 Hey, guys.
阿布蒂 你刚才去哪了 Abed, where have you been?
特洛伊 你不是吧 Troy, really?
让它过去吧 Let it go.
一击而中啦 Aw, black in the house!
-我手抖了 -没关系 - My hand is cramping. - It's fine.
喂 欢乐猫 Oh. Hey, freudenkatzen.
准备好挨揍了吗 Ready for your schpankin'?
按计划来吗 Just like we practiced?
整死他们 Let's shut 'em down.
好吧 大卫·鲍伊 咱们跳舞吧 Ha ha ha. Let's dance, David Bowie.
把球踢起来 卡尔 Get the ball, Karl.
我在努力呢 别吼我了 I'm trying, and stop yelling at me.
别跟个猪头似的 Stop being such a schvine!
你们不玩桌足吗 Aren't you guys playing foosball?
半辈子打打杀杀 心已倦了 We've played enough for one lifetime.
我们要去看电影了 We're gonna go see a movie.
他们何时起这么亲密了 Since when are those two so close?
你好 今天是十一月29日 Hello. This is November 29th
我是伦纳德 and I'm Leonard,
今天来点评 and today I'm reviewing.
欧亨尼奥四重奶酪速冻比萨 Eugenio's four cheese frozen pizza.
克罗格零售价5.99美元 That's $5.99 at Kroger's.
我已经尝过了 现在表演第二遍 I've tried it before, and we'll see.
嗯 Mmm!
嗯 奶酪不错嘛 Mmm, the cheese is good.
酱味也可以 The sauce is good too.
绝对值得一买 Mm, well, it's definitely a buy.
欧亨尼奥四重奶酪速冻比萨 Eugenio's four cheese frozen pizza--
值得一买 a buy.
下次再见 See you next time.
*我正身处地狱* * I'm as high as hell *
*两人一拍即合* * and you're about to get shot *