天啊 他们成功地把"人类"变得更吓人了 Wow. They found a way to make the human being even creepier.
让他浑身挂着冰柱 Covering him in icicles.
很有节日气氛嘛 I think it's festive.
我最喜欢的圣诞节传统就是重剪《猛鬼追魂》 Yeah, my favorite Christmas tradition is trimming the Hellraiser.
伙计们 我找到了今年圣诞节 Guys, I found something we can watch together
我们可以一起看的东西 for Christmas this year.
雪藏已久的1981年《时空探长》圣诞特辑 The long-lost 1981 Inspector Spacetime Holiday Special.
片长两个半小时 评论界交口痛骂 Run time two and half hours and so critically reviled
以至播出后 主创的骑士头衔都被废除了 that after it aired, the creator has his knighthood revoked.
听起来太糟糕了 That sounds terrible.
我想看两遍 I want to watch it twice,
但是我得跟亲戚一起过圣诞 but I'm spending Christmas with my relatives.
准确的说是 我跟亲戚们共度那一天 Or rather, I'm spending the day with my relatives
他们则拒绝承认那天是圣诞节 while they refuse to acknowledge Christmas.
你们耶和华见证会教徒真是够苛刻的 You jehovah's witnesses-- so severe.
安德烈和我会一起过圣诞 Andre and I will be spending Christmas giving gifts
把礼物送给更易说服的犹太朋友 to the more persuadable of our Jewish friends.
我可不会把你的牧师突然拜访算做是礼物 I wouldn't call an unannounced visit from your pastor "a gift."
今年还是算了 And don't bother this year.
我和我的祖母一起去看电影 I'll be at the movies with my bubbe.
[bubbe: 依地语祖母的意思 跟乳房音近]
不成双带去吗 You're not taking both of them?
形单影只了 Well, one's dead.
什么 What?
今年圣诞我很期待跟你们一起过 I was looking forward to hanging out with you guys this Christmas.
这学期漫长 黑暗而又恶劣 This semester has been so long and dark and angry.
我们可以像一家人欢聚一堂 I was thinking we could have some light-hearted fun as a family.
阿布蒂 我想我们学到的是 I think what we've learned, Abed,
试图去给节日增添一抹亮色 is that attempts to make the holidays brighter
总会导致节日变得愈加黑暗 tend to give them a certain darkness.
这么说我可不同意 Oh, I don't know if I agree with that.
*用冬青枝装点门厅* * Deck the halls with boughs of holly *
我靠 现在同意了 Actually, maybe I do.
*这是兴高采烈的季节* * 'tis the season to be jolly *
*发啦啦啦嗨起来* * Fa la la la la la la rock on *
格林德尔的朋友们 圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas, Greendale.
合唱团在此 提醒大家 Glee club here, reminding you
我们的圣诞庆典即将开始 that our Christmas pageant is coming.
下一站 地区赛 Next stop, regionals!
地区赛是什么破玩意儿 What the hell are "regionals?"
他们没完没了提那个词 They never stop talking about it.
*我说装点* * I said deck *
别告诉我 去年我们给合唱团当替补时 Please tell me we were not this obnoxious the year
也这么招人烦 we filled in for them.
倒数五秒 嘻哈混音开始 T-minus five seconds till hip-hop remix.
四 三 Four, three.
来吧 混混混音 Come on! Re-re-re-remix!
混混混音 Re-re-re-remix!
*发啦啦啦 发啦 一起来* * Fa la la la la f-a l-a, come on whoo *
你怎么都不吱声 杰夫 You're awfully quiet, Jeff.
就你最恨合唱团了 Nobody hates glee club more than you.
今天我要心满意足地坐在这看好戏 Today I'm just content to sit back and enjoy the show.
现在是我们的流行歌曲串烧 And now our pop music mash-up!
埃尔顿·约翰混搭约翰·列侬 Elton Lil' John Lennon!
舞起来 Kick it!
*嘿 小小舞者* * Hey, Tiny dancer *
*好嘞* * Okay *
停下 Stop!
立即停止并不得继续 Cease and desist.
欢乐合唱团 来见过ASCAP Glee club, meet ASCAP,
[ASCAP: 美国作曲家 作者与出版者协会]
自1914年便开始保护音乐使用权 protecting musical copyrights since 1914.
貌似他们收到了匿名举报 It appears they have received an anonymous tip
说这里有作者未授权歌曲 that unlicensed material was being performed here
进行无证表演 without the artists' permission.
各位 圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas, everyone.
合唱团成了历史团 Glee club just became history club.
我的灵魂已死 My soul is dead!
别人要是问起 我们没来过这里 Okay, if anyone asks, we were never here.
为什么 Why?
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《废柴联盟》 第三季 第十集
合唱团在西区医院 The glee club is at Westside Hospital,
进行集体精神崩溃的恢复治疗 recuperating from a collective nervous breakdown.
这是我们两年来失去的第二支合唱团了 This is the second glee club we've lost in two years.
我们可能要取消圣诞庆典 We might have to cancel the Christmas Pageant.
可惜他们距离地区赛只有一步之遥 And to think they were this close to regionals.
地区赛到底是什么 What the hell are regionals?
一步之遥 皮尔斯 They're this close, Pierce.
总之呢 一位老朋友要跟你们谈谈 Anyway, an old friend wants to talk to you.
你们最爱的合唱团指导 your favorite glee club instructor,
奶油伪正太科里·雷迪森先生 the dreamy and boyish Mr. Cory Radison!
[科里: 欢乐合唱团主演]
我记得我告诉过你叫我雷帝先生 Uh, I thought I told you to call me Mr. Rad.
或是科里 Or Cory.
别叫我"晚餐来晚" Just don't call me "Late to dinner."
除非晚饭吃球芽甘蓝 Unless you're serving brussels sprouts!
不会啦 我保证 I won't, I promise!
笑话冷 人酸 奶油 冻酸奶吗 This guy's like human froyo.
听着 上支合唱团在车祸中牺牲后 Look, when the last glee club died in that bus crash,
你们英勇地站了出来 you guys stepped up.
而你们是我合作过的最棒的 And you were the best gosh darn emergency substitutes
救场演员 I've ever worked with.
这次... Well, this time...
我不会跟你们打哈哈 前方的路布满荆棘 I'm not gonna kid you. It won't be easy.
做到最好 Your best...
已然不够 won't be good enough.
超越自我十倍之巨 And ten times your best will be so bad,
也只会烂到被我吼 I will yell at you.
但我敢说 如果我们努力... But I promise, if we dig down--
-不参加 -是啊 - Pass. - Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
不许伤害他 Don't you hurt him.
雷帝先生 Mr. Rad!
我觉得我们辜负了雷帝先生 I feel like we let Mr. Rad down.
不 他今天穿着毛坎肩出家门时 No, he let himself down when he left the house
便已经辜负了他自己 this morning wearing a sweater-vest.
我们上次还挺愉快的 I guess we did have fun last time.
是吗 我都不记得了 Did we? I can hardly remember.
如堕雾中 如临仙乐 莫名喜悦 It's all a weird, happy, musical fog.
是啊 就像是嗑了摇头丸 Yeah, it was almost like being on ecstasy,
只不过多了水聊环节 only instead of having pointless conversations
还有群魔乱舞 等等 and dancing like idiots-- wait.
就跟嗑了摇头丸一样 It was exactly like being on ecstasy!
所以我才担心那个家伙 That's what worries me about this guy.
他一半是汉森一半是梅森 He is equal parts Hanson and Manson.
[均为著名乐团 前者欢乐向上 后者诡异阴森 成员均以谋杀犯命名]
在他退出招募模式之前 谁都不能被单独截住 Nobody let him corner you until he is out of recruitment mode,
不然的话 or next thing you know,
我们都成天想着圣诞庆典和 we'll all be caring about Christmas Pageants and...
地区赛 Regionals.
-你说得对 好的 -恶心 - You're right, deal. - Ugh.
-同意 -了解 - Agreed. - Got you.
地区赛到底是什么 What the hell are regionals?
你怎么还在这 What are you still doing here?
我想在摘掉装饰之前 I thought I'd give her one more tinkle
再轻轻弹奏一曲骊歌 before I took down decorations.
无唱团不成庆典 无庆典不成圣诞 No glee club means no pageant, means no Christmas.
我很确定增添亮色 I'm sure trying to make things brighter
反而会蒙上阴影 just would've made more darkness.
那像是某个前律师的口吻 That sounds like a certain ex-lawyer talking.
我在你身上看到了很多我的影子 阿布蒂 I see a lot of myself in you, Abed.
你在乎你的朋友 You care about your friends,
你也希望他们在乎彼此 and you wish they cared more about each other.
这种角色往往进退两难 That's not an easy position to be in sometimes.
我只是希望能和朋友过个快乐的圣诞节 I just want my friends and I to have a merry Christmas together.
那你可以从头开始 Well, maybe you could start
给他们最棒的圣诞礼物 by giving them the greatest Christmas gift of all.
什么礼物 What's that?
欢乐 Glee!
*是你感受到的情绪* * It's a feeling you get *
*抛弃理智 遵从肉体* * When your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants *
*欢乐* * Glee *
*如同吸毒 欲瘾难戒* * It's like a drug that you use *
*把痛苦变成舞鞋* * That turns pain into shoes *
*舞鞋带你舞动* * And your shoes into dance *
人都走开为啥钢琴还在响 How's your piano still playing this song?
*问题不对路的时候* * Glee is the answe r*
*欢乐就是答案* * When questions are wrong *
*一起唱你就会明白* * You'll understand if you just sing along *
*欢乐是礼物* * 'cause glee is the gift *
*它是你所需* * That you need *
*我要向朋友散播欢乐* * Glee is what I'll spread to my friends *
*如同病毒快车 直达更美景色* * Like a virus that sends them to a healthier place *
*欢乐 我融入每个场景* * Glee! I'll understand every scene *
*他们以歌传情* * Because they'll sing what they mean *
*而非挤眉弄睛* * Instead of making a face *
*胜利拉近一家人* * Families are closer when families are winning *
*镜头旋转才够酷* * Everything's cooler when cameras are spinning *
*动作一致 劲歌热舞* * Singing and dancing in unison...in-inning *
*欢乐是礼物* * Glee is the gift *
*它是我们所需* * That we need *
欢乐 Glee!
谢谢 雷帝先生 Thank you, Mr. Rad.
先别撤掉布景 Don't break down the set yet.
我要努力劝服朋友参演圣诞庆典 I'm gonna try to get my friends to be in the Christmas Pageant.
谢谢 阿布蒂 Thank you, Abed!
谢谢 Thank you.
圣诞快乐 特洛伊 Merry Christmas, Troy.
阿布蒂 你看起来很欢乐 Abed, you look gleeful.
特洛伊 你不觉得那会很有趣吗 Troy, don't you think it might actually be fun,
我是说顶替合唱团参加圣诞汇演 doing this Christmas Pageant for the glee club?
阿布蒂 我们讨厌合唱团 Abed, we hate the glee club.
是啊 Yeah.
我想我只是喜欢去喜欢事物 I guess I just like liking things.
阿布蒂 Abed.
听着 你知道我向来舍命陪君子 但... Look, you know I'd do anything you did, but...
我是耶和华见证会教徒 I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
我们不该过圣诞节的 We're not supposed to celebrate Christmas.
我有考虑那件事 I've been thinking about that.
我找到了漏洞 I may have a loophole.
如果你只是个耶和华见证会教徒 What if you were a Jehovah's Witness
假装喜欢圣诞节 that was merely pretending to be into Christmas,
收集证据 混入敌方 gathering clues and blending in
从节日内部打垮圣诞节呢 to take down the holidays from within?
你是说间谍调查行动 You mean like a spy investigating,
假装我在庆祝圣诞节 making it seem like I'm celebrating,
而事实上我是在渗入"圣诞老人行动" when actually I'm infiltrating Santa's Operation?
-是的 -*潜行听风声* - Yoip! - * Going deep cover *
*深入敌后* * Past enemy lines *
*伪装圣诞党 无人识真相* * Making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side *
*穿上暖暖毛衣 挂上闪闪灯泡* * Rocking warm sweaters, hanging big-ass lights *
*圣诞肥仔看到 也不会被抓包* * If the fat man can see me, yo it's gotta look right *
*遍拾电视特辑遗珠* * I'll watch all the tv specials that I never could *
*学习邦德 感怀痛哭* * I'll even cry during the sad ones, like James Bond would *
*那夜到来 设好诱饵* * And when the big night comes, it's time to set the bait *
*冷牛奶 热曲奇 装饰盘子* * Cold milk, hot cookies, decorative plate *
*他会顺着烟囱下来* * And he'll come down the chim-in-ey *
*孤男寡男 共处一室* * And it will be just him and me *
*彼此为敌 他却不知* * But he won't know we're enemies *
*因为我会假扮真诚 设下圈套* * 'cause I'll play sincere, spring a trap *
*紧紧拥抱他 坐上他大腿* * Like that, hug him tight, get on his lap *
*告诉他 欢迎每年来回* * And tell him he can come back every year *
*因为我是耶和华最秘密的见证人* * 'cause I am Jehovah's most secret witness *
*穷极一生 献与圣诞* * So I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas *
*恒久热爱 至死方休* * And act just like I love it till the day I die *
*阿布蒂 圣诞行家* * A-b-e-d connoisseur of Christmas *
*旷世奇人 不关你事* * On the spectrum, none of your business *
*语速连珠 常人难及* * Talks to fast to comprehend *
*珍友重情 好好相处* * Just wanna do right by my friend *
*如果年头是季节 这个十二月* * If years were seasons, this December *
*将是欢乐季的十二月* * Would be the December of our December *
*比霍华德·休斯蓝图更广* * More blueprints than Howard Hughes *
[语出霍华德传记电影《飞行家》著名台词:Show me all the blueprints]
*但如果惨遭拦途 又该何去何从* * But if they are blue prints, how do we choose *
*开心才能坚持到最后* * We have to be happy to get to the end *
*拯救圣诞才能拯救朋友* * We have to save Christmas to save our friends *
*拯救圣诞才能拯救朋友* * We have to save christmas to save our friends *
伙计们 Hey, guys.
说唱吗 Rapping?
-是啊 要加入吗 -当然 - Yep, wanna join us? - Totally!
等下 你们说唱从不带我的 Wait, you guys never let me rap with you.
如果我们想要晋级地区赛 Well, we're gonna need all hands on deck
要足够人手才行 if we're gonna go to regionals.
酷 Cool.
我只是需要...学习 I just need to... study...
就先回房了 though...in my room.
唱得开心 So have fun!
之后 在今早 And then, this morning,
我听得到他们在浴室 I could hear them in the bathroom,
唱西部乡村风串烧 doing country western mash-ups.
他们不断提到地区赛 And they won't stop talking about regionals!
也许就是小事 Maybe it's nothing.
是啊 估计"小事"正穿着毛坎肩 Yeah, if "nothing" wears a sweater-vest
雌雄莫辨无下限呢 and seems aggressively asexual.
得了 我们还是乖乖在自习室 Come on, let's all study for our biology final
备考生物... in our old--
我们的桌子呢 Where's our table?
那个人是谁 Who's that guy?
你们也看见他了 对吧 You guys all see him too, right?
-筒子们好 -圣诞快乐 - Hey, guys. - Merry Christmas, y'all.
很抱歉 重新布置了自习室 Sorry about the rearrangement.
我们要借地来为汇演排练 We need this space to rehearse for the pageant.
但是我们不参加汇演 But we're not doing the pageant.
听着 伙计们 我知道你们不乐意 Look, guys, I hear your negativity,
但是 我能用这个反驳你们吗 but also, can I counter with this?
谁会讨厌欢乐 Who hates glee?
听听那词美妙的发音 Listen to how that sounds.
"欢乐"内涵即欢乐 Glee literally means "Glee."
打住 Oh, stop it!
鄙视合唱团无罪 Not liking glee club doesn't make us bullies,
如此强制暗示才是反向欺凌 and implying that is reverse bullying.
有道理 来以唱代说 Good point. Sing about it?
不 No!
他们这样我理解 可是你皮尔斯 I understand them, but you, Pierce?
音乐正是诞生于你这一代手中啊 Your generation invented music!
诞生不敢说 I don't know about "Invented."
-完善倒没错 -皮尔斯 - Perfected, maybe. - Pierce!
他们就是在迎合你这代人 They're just trying to pander to your demographics'
有史为鉴的虚荣心 别信 Well-documented historical vanity. Resist!
阿布蒂 圣诞老人自己不就是 Abed, wasn't Santa Claus himself
皮尔斯这一代的人吗 part of Pierce's peer group?
我也觉得是 I believe so.
一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four.
*圣诞老人生于1945* * Santa Claus was born in 1945 *
*他摇摆着 还有可口可乐的牛仔舞* * He had a boogie woogie coca-cola army jive *
*当共党人让多丽斯·黛患上小儿麻痹* * and when the commies gave the polio to Doris Day *
[保罗·麦卡利：披头士前吉他手]
*圣诞老人帮披头士赶走了麦卡利* * Santa helped the beatles chase McCarthy away *
[婴儿潮：1946到1964间二战结束后 美国出生率大幅提高的现象]
*婴儿潮世代圣诞老人* * That baby boomer santa *
*他永垂不朽* * He's never gonna die *
[指代伍德斯托克音乐节和越南战争]
*圣诞老人在伍德斯托克和越南混迹* * santa fought at woodstock and Vietnam *
[指代披头士吸毒现象和女权运动]
*抽了一吨迷幻药 点着了内衣* * And smoked a ton of acid and burnt his bra *
*到了1970 他沉迷毒品* * and then in 1970, he did more drugs *
*头发越来越长* * And his hair stayed long and he *
*还有胡须一把*[披头士外貌特征] * Grew a mustache *
*婴儿潮世代圣诞老人* * Baby boomer santa *
*他永生不灭* * He's gonna stay ali-i-i-ive *
[指代电影导演史蒂文·斯皮尔伯格]
*圣诞老人带来了斯皮尔伯格和微芯片* * santa invented spielberg and microchips *
*圣诞老人发明了可口可乐和健美操* * santa inventecoca-cola and aerobics *
[铁幕：将欧洲分为共产主义和资本主义的分界线]
*他带来了铁幕和小精灵2[电影]* *he made the Iron Curtain and the Gremlins 2*
*人造黄油和双子峰* * Fake butter and aids twin peaks! *
*婴儿潮世代圣诞老人* *Baby boomer santa*
*感谢你带来MTV* * Thank you for MTV *
[指代MJ开创音乐录影新时代事件]
*婴儿潮世代圣诞老人* * Baby boomer santa *
*感谢你的赐予* * Thank you for everything *
*不必客气* * You're welcome *
*给予盛世而已 你等不必拘礼* * You're welcome for everything in the world *
*不必客气* * You're welcome *
*给予盛世而已 你都不必客气* *You're welcome for all that I bring to the world
*我是婴儿潮世代圣诞老人* * I'm baby boomer santa *
*为世界带来美好* * I bring the gift of the world *
*婴儿潮世代圣诞老人* * Baby boomer santa *
*我就是美国之珠* * I'm an American pearl *
-皮尔斯同意了 -真棒 - Pierce is on board. - That's great!
圣诞女主唱最好能找雪瑞或者安妮 For the christmas queen, I'm hoping we can get Shirley or Annie.
她们俩声线突出 They both have really strong voices
还有天生颤音 And natural * vibrato. *
-布雷塔怎么办 -布雷塔很讨喜的 - There's also Britta. - Britta's adorable!
雪瑞或者安妮是圣诞女主唱 So shirley or Annie for the christmas queen.
布雷塔头上有片叶子 There's a leaf on Britta's head.
她负责演一棵树 She's playing a tree!
肯定好玩死了 And it's gonna be so fun!
雷迪森先生 谁许你重新布置学习室的 Mr. Radison, who authorized you to rearrange our study room,
你以为你是谁 And who do you think you are anyway?
我唱给你听 I'll tell you.
*话说* * Well *
我都不敢进学习室了 I'm scared to go into the study room.
里面有好多礼帽[代指歌舞剧元素] There are so many top hats in there.
真希望人类可以阻止他们 I wish there was a way we could stop all this.
我知道获胜希望没那么大 I mean, I realize the stakes aren't actually that high,
但不知怎么 却似乎更恐怖了 But somehow, that just makes it extra scary.
我明白 I know.
杰夫 我知道雷帝先生想干什么了 Jeff, I think I know what Mr. Rad is up to.
你快过来看 There's something you have to see.
雷帝先生想让学习小组的每个成员 Mr. Rad plans to get every single member
都加入合唱团 of our study group to join the glee club.
不知他怎么想的 竟以为能成功 Well, I don't know how he thinks that's gonna happen.
我做给你看 I'll show you.
什 Wha--?
舞台装性感热辣不重样哦 This is just one of the many costume changes
这件只是其中之一 I'll be doing during the show.
我们还要参加地区赛呢 是吧 We're a shoo-in for regionals, right?
安妮 你也下水了吗 Annie, you too?
这不是你的风格啊 This is beneath you.
你是个头脑精明的姑娘 You are an intelligent woman.
你还是个犹太人 Also, you're jewish!
关于节日传统 我还有好多要学呢 I guess I have a lot to learn about holiday tradition.
*告诉我怎么欢度圣诞吧* * Teach me how to understand christmas *
*告诉我怎么打开盒子嘛* * Show me how to open a box *
*伦家想得头都疼啦* * It hurts my little head *
*躺在床上* * When I'm lying in my bed *
*满脑子都是圣诞袜呀* * With visions of sugarplum socks *
美人计 Is this a bit?
*告诉我怎么欢度圣诞吧* * Teach me how to understand christmas *
*要修剪的是松树* * Do I trim the tree *
*还是小鹿呢* * Or the deer? *
*傻傻分不清楚啦* * I can't keep it straight *
*天色已经晚了* * And now it's getting late *
*袜袜挂在哪里呀* * Where does the stocking go? *
*这里吗* * Here? *
什么都看不到啦 I can't see!
*圣诞前夜是哪位* * What's a Christmas eve? *
[圣诞前夜中的"Eve"还是女子名]
*是圣诞老人的女朋友吗* * Is that santa's lady? *
*雪人是冷还是热* * Are snowmen cold or hot? *
*当我爹地好不好* * Won't you be my daddy? *
*我是个傻傻的圣诞小宝贝* * I'm a silly christmas baby *
*告诉我怎么装点吧* * Tell me what to deck *
*人家忘了嘛* * 'cause I forgot *
-安妮 -啊呀 - Annie. - Ooh!
*脑袋痛 想不明白圣诞节* * "Bwain" Hurt-y, understand-y "Cwistmas" *
*槲寄生可以吃吗 味道好不好呀* * Mistletoe for eat-y, taste good? "
*你好聪明 我却笨笨的* * You smarty, me dumb *
*帮帮小镁铝 一起来玩呀* * Help "Pwetty" Have fun *
*爱爱吧* * Sex *
听着 你在耍性感方面终于达到 Look, eventually, you hit a point of diminishing returns
收益递减了 on the sexiness.
收益递减是什 What's a dimin-- ?
-走远点 老头子 -连哼哼都不行 - Stay back, old man. - Don't even hum.
雪瑞 布雷塔 我没想要唱歌 Shirley, Britta, I have no intention of singing.
很好 Good.
我怎么唱得出这些小天使的心声 I can't speak for these little angels though.
*空气中有一种魔力* * There's a magic in the air *
*环绕着我们* * Around us *
*我们突然想要烘焙* * We all have the sudden urge to bake *
*像是个特别的诞辰* *It feels like a very special birthday*
*蛋糕做好了 又该送给谁* * But whose name should be written on the cake? *
雪瑞 你离开这儿 Shirley, you need to get out of here!
*我们想从老师那里问出答案* * We asked our public school to give the answer *
他们不会告诉你的 They're not gonna tell you.
*只告诉我们不要祈祷* * But they could only teach us not to pray *
他们就是这样 他们就是这样 That's what they do. That's what they do.
*宪法政府不能告知* * The constitution says the state can't tell us *
*今天是哪个重要人物的生日吗* * Was anyone important born today? *
儿童教育要普及啊 Oh, gotta tell the babies!
*耶稣基督* * Jesus Christ! *
*耶稣基督是真主在上* * Jesus Christ is the lord *
*生日快乐 耶稣* * Happy birthday, Jesus *
*生日快乐* * Happy birthday *
*切蛋糕 切蛋糕吧* * Cut the cake, cut the cake now *
*切蛋糕吧 我主* * Cut the cake, my lord *
杰夫 谢天谢地 Oh, Jeff, thank god!
雪瑞也被骗了 只剩你和我了 They got Shirley! It's just you and me now.
杰夫 Jeff?
同志们 我真是心怀骄傲啊 Guys, I am swelling with pride!
你们挺身而出 你们拯救了圣诞庆典 You stepped up, and you saved the christmas pageant!
多亏了你啊 雷帝先生 And it's all thanks to you, Mr.Rad.
真希望我们能杀到地区赛来报答您 I just hope we can repay you by making regionals.
这不是地区赛吗 Uh, I thought this was regionals.
我虽糊涂 但是他们依旧很重要 Don't let my confusion undercut their importance.
各就各位 Places, everyone!
快走 快走 快走 Scooch, scooch, scooch, scooch, scooch.
这一切都多亏了阿布蒂你出众的招徕技巧 I could not have done this without your recruiting skills, Abed.
能帮到忙我很开心 本以为 I was happy to do it. For a while there, I thought
又要以暗淡的一天来结束这个学期 We were gonna end the semester on a really dark note.
很高兴我们能以歌舞来画上一个句号 I'm glad we're singing and dancing together instead.
这一段挺开心的 This has been a good time.
后面也会继续开心的 And it's going to continue to be a good time.
如果地区赛赢了 就参加阶段赛 If we win regionals, then it's straight on to sectionals.
一周后是半赛 然后是半地区赛 And then a week later is semis. Then semiregionals.
然后是地区半赛 Then regional-semis.
然后是全国的低区半赛 Then national lower-zone semis!
但我还以为这是 But I kinda thought this was...
只是圣诞的特别节目呢 You know, just for Christmas.
不是 不是 No, no, no.
这是终身契约 This is forever.
这是我们现在的任务 This is what we do now.
这是我们的使命 This is who we are.
*唱歌时 我们组成了圣诞星球* * We are planet Christmas when we sing *
*不管如何我们都将并肩歌唱* * We will sing together throughout everything *
-*我们组成了圣诞星球* -布雷塔 - * we are planet christmas * - Britta.
是地区赛的好消息吗 Is this about regionals?
我刚刚跟科里谈过 I just talked to Cory,
他让你替我演老鼠国王 and he needs you to be the mouse king instead of me.
我 可我是棵哑巴树啊 Me? But I'm supposed to be a mute tree.
-紧急情况 -真的 - It's an emergency. - Hmm?
地区赛就看你了 This will help us get to regionals!
我就知道 等等 歌词是什么 I knew it! Wait, what are the lyrics?
-由心而生 布雷塔 -对啊 我傻了 - They're in your heart, Britta. - Right. Duh doy!
*普罗大众 世间万物* * We are everyone, and we are everything *
*圣诞到了* * Christmas time! *
搞什么 What the--?
布雷塔也要演吗 Oh, Britta's in this?
*圣诞佳节正翘首而待* * I got a christmas time for me *
*一棵树也有圣诞佳节* * I got a christmas time for a tree *
-她毁了整个场子 -*圣诞节* - No! She's ruining it! - * Christmas *
*圣诞佳节* * Christmas time *
*我是圣诞 我最欢快* * Me so Christmas, me so merry *
不对 停 停 No, stop, stop, stop, stop!
你在干嘛 赶紧下来 What are you doing? Get off the stage!
我在歌唱我的心声 I'm singing my heart's song.
赶紧下来 这辈子都别再开口了 Get off the stage, and never sing again!
你最烂了 You are the worst!
喂 Hey!
还轮不到你说布雷塔烂 You do not get to call Britta "The worst."
-没错 -听她唱完 - Yeah! - Let her finish!
雷迪森先生 没关系的 Mr. Radison, I think it's fine.
格林戴尔是一间包容兼收的学校 I know greendale is an all-inclusive school.
就让布雷塔把她的烂歌唱完吧 Why don't we let Britta sing her awkward song?
好诶 Yeah!
不行 不行 不行 No, no, no, no, no, no!
这场表演理应欢乐明快 This show is supposed to be gleeful and bright and fun,
你要么就听我的 And you can let me do that,
要么就等着看另一场校车惨剧吧 Or there can be another bus crash!
我是说假设性的 Well, figuratively.
我可没说 I'm not saying,
"上一个合唱团是我杀的哦" "I killed the last glee club."
我是想说 不听老师言 I'm saying you not listening to me
自剪刹车线 is like metaphorically cutting the brake lines on your own--
快看 莱昂国王乐队 Look, kings of leon!
他说什么 What did he say?
雷帝先生杀了上个合唱团吗 Did Mr. Rad kill the last glee club?
回过头讲 我居然这么信他 And to think I trusted him enough
昨晚在梦里还让他开我的魔毯呢 to captain a magic carpet in that dream I had last night.
也许杰夫是对的 Maybe Jeff's right.
也许迫使事情变得欢乐愉快 Maybe forcing things to be bright just makes
却只能让深藏的黑暗更加恶毒 the darkness underneath even darker.
这都是我的错 非让你们参加这个庆典 This was all my fault, insisting we do the pageant.
对不起 Sorry.
圣诞快乐 Merry christmas.
我们还是节后见吧 I guess I'll just see you guys after the holidays.
白天快乐 雷吉 Happy time day, Reggie.
在行星运行周期末尾 送警官一个礼物 It is tradition to give one's constable a gift
是这个时代的传统 at the end of each orbital cycle.
谢谢你 探员 Oh, thank you, inspector!
-天哪 全息图啊 -对啊 - Blimey! A hologram? - Mm-hmm.
激活来看看性能吧 Let's activate it and view the performance.
*我在寻觅彷徨* * I tried to find a way around *
*突破你的围墙* * Then get behind your wall *
*我努力想要登顶* * I tried to reach the top *
真的好烂 This is terrible.
*天使唱出第一支赞歌* * (The first Noel) the angels did say *
*唱给田野中贫穷的牧羊人* * Was to certain poor shepherds *
*他们躺在田野里* * In fields where they lay *
*他们在田野里* * In fields where they *
*躺着看管他们的羊群* * Lay keeping their sheep *
*在一个如此寒冷的冬夜* * On a cold winter's night that was so deep *
大家一致认同还是一起过节 We decided we wanted to spend the holiday together.
这一学期确实不顺 It's been a dark semester.
我可以说是杀了个人 I basically killed a guy.
我可能还拿消防斧攻击过你们 And I kind of attacked you guys with a fire axe.
是的 Yeah.
我正想着要不要去看心理医生呢 I'm thinking about seeing a new shrink.
-什么 -想都别想 - What? - Don't.
见鬼了 Holy crap.
看看这圣诞特辑是有多烂 Look how terrible this christmas special is.
*诺尔 诺尔* * Noel, Noel *
*我们会再相见* * We will see you *
*相约在地区赛结束时* * After regionals *